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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. Would let your taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w j r R. But you're

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<v Speaker 2>freaking idiots. All right.

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<v Speaker 3>This hour brought to you by Sham Rocking Fest today

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<v Speaker 3>and tomorrow. Downtown Leesburg will be there tomorrow afternoon starting

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<v Speaker 3>it too.

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<v Speaker 1>If you happen to go later today, slash this evening

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<v Speaker 1>some LEPrecon wrestling.

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<v Speaker 2>Hoorad going, man, this is gonna be a big party.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe it is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's definitely gonna be a good time. Looking forward to

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<v Speaker 3>getting into very over to Lake County tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, buckle up, folks, do we have a mess fire?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's number two. I believe it's number two. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>We're about to get a blue screen a deap. It's

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<v Speaker 2>the problem.

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<v Speaker 4>Man got to be a flowing man. He's got to

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<v Speaker 4>be a fun.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's begin in clear Water, a place that has been

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<v Speaker 3>in Idiotology before, in fact recently, that would be uh

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<v Speaker 3>Rain Ladies and Gentlemen's Club.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh is that what they're calling him?

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<v Speaker 4>It out now?

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<v Speaker 1>It's not Gentlemen's club, it's ladies and Gentlemen in the

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<v Speaker 1>case of rain. Yes, ladies and gents, all right, encourage

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I wasn't sure.

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<v Speaker 2>If it was that.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that whatever the initials are DEI or whatever

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<v Speaker 1>for the club too, that's out.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just check it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, all right, sayloaded John Elberson. He's thirty nine years old.

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<v Speaker 3>John spent the night in jail, Oh John, when he

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<v Speaker 3>unlawfully obtained the property of another lap dances to the

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<v Speaker 3>tune of one hundred and sixty dollars. Oh, he did

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<v Speaker 3>the old he's paying for it. I'm not quite sure

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<v Speaker 3>how he was able to hain lap dances without actually

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<v Speaker 3>coughing up whatever the yeah, but I guess they let

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<v Speaker 3>him put those on his tab And when they presented

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<v Speaker 3>him with the tabs like a very drunk uh, John

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<v Speaker 3>alerted them that he didn't have any money.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, you don't walk into a place that promises it's

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<v Speaker 3>visitors quotes an atmosphere of opulence and grandeur and every

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<v Speaker 3>corner of the venue radiating an air of exclusivity without

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<v Speaker 3>having some some ducats in your pocket.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a long quote.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm just I hate I want to give the

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<v Speaker 3>rain Rain, ladies and gentsa the credit that it's it

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<v Speaker 3>deserves for the offerings they have.

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<v Speaker 1>John, Dude, you're supposed to be in there making it

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<v Speaker 1>rain at rain, you don't. You don't try to suck

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<v Speaker 1>off the teat of another if you would, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So one thirty in the morning is when, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>when this all came to a head? Did he pull

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<v Speaker 3>the old I didn't got any uses.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, where they get to the point where they've

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<v Speaker 1>drank so much that they forget.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if he was a blackout mode or not,

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<v Speaker 3>but he seemed to be alert enough for his mugshot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he looks and look at the pupils. They look

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<v Speaker 2>a little on the up and up. Not to be outdone.

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<v Speaker 2>Fad of man, fload of man's floating.

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<v Speaker 4>Man's got to be a flooing man.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got to be a flying.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's take a short travel from clear Water over to Tampa,

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<v Speaker 3>where twenty nine year old Arvin Salmapoor walked into Pink

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<v Speaker 3>Pony show Girls and intentionally set it on fire and

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<v Speaker 3>then threw a bottle of urine at police.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, these guys could have almost been in the same jail,

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<v Speaker 1>being Tampa and clear Water.

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<v Speaker 2>That guy looks like a terrorist. He does. He looks

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<v Speaker 2>like a full on ICES member. I would be.

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<v Speaker 3>The Taliban, ICE's al Qaeda, the whole thing going on here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I would be uh checking him a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>deeper than just Hey, it's a drunk guy throwing a

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<v Speaker 1>bottle of urine that.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like as somebody you might see on the campus

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<v Speaker 3>of Columbia University.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I'm that Oh wait, hold on a credit

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<v Speaker 1>where credits do? It's very, very tough to get into

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<v Speaker 1>that university, almost impossible.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure that I know what you're saying. He who

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<v Speaker 3>are spending seventy thousand dollars a year love seeing what's

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<v Speaker 3>going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's insanity. So so check this out. So him

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<v Speaker 1>walking in and doing did they do any checks? Listen

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<v Speaker 1>to me just fully judging this guy. I've already got

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<v Speaker 1>him in the terrorist south, But did they do any

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<v Speaker 1>other stuff they checks on him? I mean, if if

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<v Speaker 1>if I was a cop and he threw a bottle

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<v Speaker 1>of urine at me after lighting a club on fire

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<v Speaker 1>and looked like that, he'd be in a he'd be gumo.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah they nothing, No, he's he's in custody there, he's

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<v Speaker 3>got a hole. He trust me. They've racked up just

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<v Speaker 3>about every charge they can on this character.

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<v Speaker 2>Good night. By the way.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, if I have not texted you back, it's because

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<v Speaker 1>I have to call Margarita again or gay gay Day.

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<v Speaker 1>What was his name gay Mike, gay Mike, because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>locked out of h It's the.

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<v Speaker 3>Name Taco gave gay Mike. I don't think gay Mike

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<v Speaker 3>goes by gay Mike.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he was. He was on.

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<v Speaker 1>These guys started out really sassy with me, right and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking, dude, I'm just I didn't want to call you.

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<v Speaker 1>I waited till seven. I've been out without internet since five.

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<v Speaker 3>Some of the listeners, probably a handful of probably going,

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<v Speaker 3>wait a second, why is it Bob calling the help

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<v Speaker 3>desk for it T help?

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<v Speaker 2>Because they they they're jealous of me, the IT people,

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<v Speaker 2>So you just throw them a bone every so often.

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<v Speaker 1>So they locked me out on their backside, and I

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<v Speaker 1>run through firewalls to try to get back in. But

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<v Speaker 1>the firewalls are only happening at Pink Pony right now

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<v Speaker 1>with that terrorist dude, you just no. But I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>call gay Mic and say hey, bro again. He doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>know I call him that, but he Uh, I'm hoping

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<v Speaker 1>I get Margarita.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought she was a kind of a not nice

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<v Speaker 2>but you sweet talker. Yeah, I sweet talked to her.

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<v Speaker 2>I sweet talked gay Mic too.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not to the point where I can tell him

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<v Speaker 1>that's his name, but he was upset last time I

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<v Speaker 1>woke him up or whatever. I'm like, dude, I just

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<v Speaker 1>need some help to do a show with a computer.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, I got to bring this to the table here.

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<v Speaker 3>We do have a last minute entry and contender for

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<v Speaker 3>the headline of the week title. We had two doozies

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<v Speaker 3>so far.

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<v Speaker 2>You heard me scrambling to get my pen ready to

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<v Speaker 2>write it down. Then we will all compare and contrast together.

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<v Speaker 2>Give it.

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<v Speaker 3>You can get a luxurious facial in a jail cell.

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<v Speaker 3>I really don't think there's much explanation needed beyond that

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<v Speaker 3>that is a well crafted headline right there.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody giggled the entire time they type that in. Of course, Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>of course.

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<v Speaker 3>This is about some spa that has taken up shop

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<v Speaker 3>in what was a former British jail, and they've converted

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<v Speaker 3>the very cells into rooms where you receive your treatments

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<v Speaker 3>and facials.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just where I want to do it. Pat just

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<v Speaker 2>showed me this picture.

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<v Speaker 1>It's this beautiful looking, quaint thing like that, just a

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<v Speaker 1>very subtle, calming kind of place.

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<v Speaker 2>But the cinderblock walls.

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<v Speaker 1>I still couldn't get past that that there was a

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<v Speaker 1>guy named Fred getting hammered.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, you can get a luxurious facial and a

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<v Speaker 3>jail cell. That's the third contender for headline of the

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<v Speaker 3>week title. Okay, first one was an update, but it's

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<v Speaker 3>a good title. Sex mad cop who embarked on hot huh?

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<v Speaker 3>Who embarked on a hot tub bonkathon? Career switch?

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<v Speaker 1>So the sex mad cop who embarked on the hot

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<v Speaker 1>tub boncathon had.

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<v Speaker 2>A career switch.

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<v Speaker 3>That was the Tennessee chick who did six fellow officers

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<v Speaker 3>and a hot tub from a few years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>But all we vote on is the headline itself. So

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<v Speaker 1>we got bonkathon in a headline. Now we have because

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<v Speaker 1>you all have to judge this at two two five,

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<v Speaker 1>two six.

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<v Speaker 2>I can check the text from my desk. I just

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<v Speaker 2>pulled up here. It'll be all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Eight miles of Amazon rainforest, eight miles of Amazon rainforest

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<v Speaker 1>cut down for a climate summit.

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<v Speaker 3>To build four lane highway for climate Climate Summit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, or you can get a luxurious facial in

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<v Speaker 1>a jail cell.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I'm not going to sway the vote.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you going with that, dude. I'm I'm torn

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<v Speaker 2>on Amazon rainforest.

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<v Speaker 3>I I would land on the Amazon rainforest thing because

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<v Speaker 3>it is absolutely just the irony.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's just so two two five two six.

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<v Speaker 1>You tell us what you do and I'll get back

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<v Speaker 1>with you with the answer after I call Margarita or

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<v Speaker 1>gay Mike about my Internet.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you Taco for lack hear of the sheriff. W

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<v Speaker 2>j R, car Orlando's rock station,