Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. Would let your taco
Speaker 2: one on one one w j r R. But you're
Speaker 2: freaking idiots. All right.
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Speaker 2: All right, buckle up, folks, do we have a mess fire?
Speaker 2: Oh it's number two. I believe it's number two. Right,
Speaker 2: We're about to get a blue screen a deap. It's
Speaker 2: the problem.
Speaker 4: Man got to be a flowing man. He's got to
Speaker 4: be a fun.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: Let's begin in clear Water, a place that has been
Speaker 3: in Idiotology before, in fact recently, that would be uh
Speaker 3: Rain Ladies and Gentlemen's Club.
Speaker 2: Oh is that what they're calling him?
Speaker 4: It out now?
Speaker 1: It's not Gentlemen's club, it's ladies and Gentlemen in the
Speaker 1: case of rain. Yes, ladies and gents, all right, encourage
Speaker 1: you know, I wasn't sure.
Speaker 2: If it was that.
Speaker 1: You know that whatever the initials are DEI or whatever
Speaker 1: for the club too, that's out.
Speaker 2: I was just check it.
Speaker 3: No, all right, sayloaded John Elberson. He's thirty nine years old.
Speaker 3: John spent the night in jail, Oh John, when he
Speaker 3: unlawfully obtained the property of another lap dances to the
Speaker 3: tune of one hundred and sixty dollars. Oh, he did
Speaker 3: the old he's paying for it. I'm not quite sure
Speaker 3: how he was able to hain lap dances without actually
Speaker 3: coughing up whatever the yeah, but I guess they let
Speaker 3: him put those on his tab And when they presented
Speaker 3: him with the tabs like a very drunk uh, John
Speaker 3: alerted them that he didn't have any money.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Now, you don't walk into a place that promises it's
Speaker 3: visitors quotes an atmosphere of opulence and grandeur and every
Speaker 3: corner of the venue radiating an air of exclusivity without
Speaker 3: having some some ducats in your pocket.
Speaker 2: That was a long quote.
Speaker 3: So I'm just I hate I want to give the
Speaker 3: rain Rain, ladies and gentsa the credit that it's it
Speaker 3: deserves for the offerings they have.
Speaker 1: John, Dude, you're supposed to be in there making it
Speaker 1: rain at rain, you don't. You don't try to suck
Speaker 1: off the teat of another if you would, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So one thirty in the morning is when, uh,
Speaker 3: when this all came to a head? Did he pull
Speaker 3: the old I didn't got any uses.
Speaker 1: You know, where they get to the point where they've
Speaker 1: drank so much that they forget.
Speaker 3: I don't know if he was a blackout mode or not,
Speaker 3: but he seemed to be alert enough for his mugshot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he looks and look at the pupils. They look
Speaker 2: a little on the up and up. Not to be outdone.
Speaker 2: Fad of man, fload of man's floating.
Speaker 4: Man's got to be a flooing man.
Speaker 2: He's got to be a flying.
Speaker 3: Let's take a short travel from clear Water over to Tampa,
Speaker 3: where twenty nine year old Arvin Salmapoor walked into Pink
Speaker 3: Pony show Girls and intentionally set it on fire and
Speaker 3: then threw a bottle of urine at police.
Speaker 1: Wow, these guys could have almost been in the same jail,
Speaker 1: being Tampa and clear Water.
Speaker 2: That guy looks like a terrorist. He does. He looks
Speaker 2: like a full on ICES member. I would be.
Speaker 3: The Taliban, ICE's al Qaeda, the whole thing going on here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would be uh checking him a little bit
Speaker 1: deeper than just Hey, it's a drunk guy throwing a
Speaker 1: bottle of urine that.
Speaker 3: He's like as somebody you might see on the campus
Speaker 3: of Columbia University.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm that Oh wait, hold on a credit
Speaker 1: where credits do? It's very, very tough to get into
Speaker 1: that university, almost impossible.
Speaker 3: I'm sure that I know what you're saying. He who
Speaker 3: are spending seventy thousand dollars a year love seeing what's
Speaker 3: going on?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's insanity. So so check this out. So him
Speaker 1: walking in and doing did they do any checks? Listen
Speaker 1: to me just fully judging this guy. I've already got
Speaker 1: him in the terrorist south, But did they do any
Speaker 1: other stuff they checks on him? I mean, if if
Speaker 1: if I was a cop and he threw a bottle
Speaker 1: of urine at me after lighting a club on fire
Speaker 1: and looked like that, he'd be in a he'd be gumo.
Speaker 3: Yeah they nothing, No, he's he's in custody there, he's
Speaker 3: got a hole. He trust me. They've racked up just
Speaker 3: about every charge they can on this character.
Speaker 2: Good night. By the way.
Speaker 1: Uh, if I have not texted you back, it's because
Speaker 1: I have to call Margarita again or gay gay Day.
Speaker 1: What was his name gay Mike, gay Mike, because I'm
Speaker 1: locked out of h It's the.
Speaker 3: Name Taco gave gay Mike. I don't think gay Mike
Speaker 3: goes by gay Mike.
Speaker 2: No, he was. He was on.
Speaker 1: These guys started out really sassy with me, right and
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, dude, I'm just I didn't want to call you.
Speaker 1: I waited till seven. I've been out without internet since five.
Speaker 3: Some of the listeners, probably a handful of probably going,
Speaker 3: wait a second, why is it Bob calling the help
Speaker 3: desk for it T help?
Speaker 2: Because they they they're jealous of me, the IT people,
Speaker 2: So you just throw them a bone every so often.
Speaker 1: So they locked me out on their backside, and I
Speaker 1: run through firewalls to try to get back in. But
Speaker 1: the firewalls are only happening at Pink Pony right now
Speaker 1: with that terrorist dude, you just no. But I gotta
Speaker 1: call gay Mic and say hey, bro again. He doesn't
Speaker 1: know I call him that, but he Uh, I'm hoping
Speaker 1: I get Margarita.
Speaker 2: I thought she was a kind of a not nice
Speaker 2: but you sweet talker. Yeah, I sweet talked to her.
Speaker 2: I sweet talked gay Mic too.
Speaker 1: I'm not to the point where I can tell him
Speaker 1: that's his name, but he was upset last time I
Speaker 1: woke him up or whatever. I'm like, dude, I just
Speaker 1: need some help to do a show with a computer.
Speaker 3: All right, I got to bring this to the table here.
Speaker 3: We do have a last minute entry and contender for
Speaker 3: the headline of the week title. We had two doozies
Speaker 3: so far.
Speaker 2: You heard me scrambling to get my pen ready to
Speaker 2: write it down. Then we will all compare and contrast together.
Speaker 2: Give it.
Speaker 3: You can get a luxurious facial in a jail cell.
Speaker 3: I really don't think there's much explanation needed beyond that
Speaker 3: that is a well crafted headline right there.
Speaker 2: Somebody giggled the entire time they type that in. Of course, Wow,
Speaker 2: of course.
Speaker 3: This is about some spa that has taken up shop
Speaker 3: in what was a former British jail, and they've converted
Speaker 3: the very cells into rooms where you receive your treatments
Speaker 3: and facials.
Speaker 2: That's just where I want to do it. Pat just
Speaker 2: showed me this picture.
Speaker 1: It's this beautiful looking, quaint thing like that, just a
Speaker 1: very subtle, calming kind of place.
Speaker 2: But the cinderblock walls.
Speaker 1: I still couldn't get past that that there was a
Speaker 1: guy named Fred getting hammered.
Speaker 3: You know, you can get a luxurious facial and a
Speaker 3: jail cell. That's the third contender for headline of the
Speaker 3: week title. Okay, first one was an update, but it's
Speaker 3: a good title. Sex mad cop who embarked on hot huh?
Speaker 3: Who embarked on a hot tub bonkathon? Career switch?
Speaker 1: So the sex mad cop who embarked on the hot
Speaker 1: tub boncathon had.
Speaker 2: A career switch.
Speaker 3: That was the Tennessee chick who did six fellow officers
Speaker 3: and a hot tub from a few years ago.
Speaker 1: But all we vote on is the headline itself. So
Speaker 1: we got bonkathon in a headline. Now we have because
Speaker 1: you all have to judge this at two two five,
Speaker 1: two six.
Speaker 2: I can check the text from my desk. I just
Speaker 2: pulled up here. It'll be all right.
Speaker 1: Eight miles of Amazon rainforest, eight miles of Amazon rainforest
Speaker 1: cut down for a climate summit.
Speaker 3: To build four lane highway for climate Climate Summit.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, or you can get a luxurious facial in
Speaker 1: a jail cell.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm not going to sway the vote.
Speaker 2: What are you going with that, dude. I'm I'm torn
Speaker 2: on Amazon rainforest.
Speaker 3: I I would land on the Amazon rainforest thing because
Speaker 3: it is absolutely just the irony.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just so two two five two six.
Speaker 1: You tell us what you do and I'll get back
Speaker 1: with you with the answer after I call Margarita or
Speaker 1: gay Mike about my Internet.
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