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to Joel, I need you to get in here and

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rotate these dishes. And Ellie, who is It's important to remember,

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that's not the dynamic. Actually it's the reverse. But when

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bitch ass up and that she's going to actually be

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Speaker 1: Hello, good morning, good afternoon, good evening to you, good night.

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Speaker 3: I'm Dale and.

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Speaker 1: That's Pat Hey, Kylen's behind the glass. Oh, how's that

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banana milkshake? It's delicious.

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Speaker 3: I gave Kayleen a little banana milkshake.

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Speaker 2: Z in.

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Speaker 4: That's nice to you.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. Then that sounds gross.

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didn't bring for me. And I'm not turning this into

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a bit, but obviously you did.

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Speaker 4: You guys talk before the.

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Speaker 3: Show, you know what, Give him one.

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Speaker 1: I don't want one now, No, give him one?

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Speaker 3: Here?

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Speaker 1: What is this?

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Speaker 4: I don't want this.

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to We're here to entertain the masses. We're here to

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darkness and or the light.

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gonna bring light to the masses.

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Speaker 3: Okay, can I finish?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Sure?

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Speaker 3: But we're also here to make guap.

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Speaker 1: You know, to quote Wu Tang, cash rules everything around me.

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You know, you big Wu Tang. You're a big Wu Tang.

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Speaker 5: Oh thirty six Chambers. Oh man, that's a masterpiece.

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Speaker 1: Are they the ones that do the I'm gonna sell

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your asshole shut and just keep feeding you and feeding

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you and feeding you.

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forty five minutes is a very round, wonderful number for

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that's usually why we try to hit that mark. But

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tonight and I think throughout the you know, the season

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in general. You know, I'm a little concerned. I don't

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Speaker 1: We got bugs in here, Dylan, flies, all right.

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had we had the doors open because we were smoking cigars.

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I apologize, but Dylan, this is an audio format. They're

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not seeing the flies. This is only a you thing. No,

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let it go.

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flies everywhere.

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Speaker 4: I want every single couple.

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Speaker 5: Are they got like a million flies, like planning, like

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seeds of new mosquitos on their heads?

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Speaker 3: Did you know? Flies? Shit every time they land?

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Speaker 4: Is that right?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, boy, are we doing a good adding

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filler so far? Can't?

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Speaker 4: I think we've got three minutes we killed.

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Speaker 1: But let's talk about this season. I I worry because

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show starts, you can't stand. You have to remain seed

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the entire time. I mean, how many times have we

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had incompetence, we had disgusting looking food. We had everything

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I mean, the eggs looked like discharge.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and the chicken was so happy to be alive.

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Speaker 5: He was gonna be a chicken McNugget, uh huh, and

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he actually ended up being alive. Yeah, And I was like,

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imagine what's going to be written on that goddamn comment card.

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Two stars. Well, I almost ate a living chicken in

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Speaker 1: Yeah, almost ate a living chicken who was destined to

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become a chicken McNugget in my eggs.

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my phone. Yeah, here's the pitch for Patreon. Okay. Just

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I'm funny. I heard women like humor. I'm a nice guy.

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I take her out to nice dinners. I hug her

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Speaker 5: When I didn't want to have sex with my husband,

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Speaker 4: The little patties.

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people that pay us big bucks to hear shows like

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one I put out one reviewer, this is the latest review.

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the best pmzs episodes on record, start to finish, pure gold.

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Patrick is unhinged in the apple absolute best way possible.

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the complete opposite. Sounded like an episode of a Few

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Bitter Men. Now this is the person that pays us.

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that had previously been sent about, blaming Buzzball for Patrick

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blacking out on Ozembek and making members of a restaurant uncomfortable. Okay,

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bitter about freaking you know, nonsense? Right, Okay, let's get

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Speaker 5: Seems sorry?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Ben is Ben is losing it.

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Speaker 4: A bit, losing it now a bit.

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Speaker 3: The food's been dirt from the beginning.

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Speaker 1: And tonight we have a we served a living check

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in tonight we have a you know, uh, are you

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familiar with the film adaptation Mighty More for Power Rangers?

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Speaker 3: Doctor Ooz?

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Speaker 1: Are you yeah?

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Speaker 2: You are?

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Speaker 2: No? Is it? Ooz?

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Speaker 3: Guy Mighty More for Power Rangers? The film adaptation?

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Speaker 1: He's purple Ooz?

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Speaker 4: Kaylin's looking that up?

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Speaker 3: I think I don't know what he's doing.

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Speaker 5: By the way, deep dive on PMC last year the

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news nineteen power Rangers have died in mysterious ways. The

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Speaker 1: Walter Emmanuel Jones is still doing good. So anyways, the

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chicken came from the ooze that was discharged out of

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the veggiomelet. We'll get to it. But the reason why

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condemning and you know, depending on your vantage, verbally assaulting Alicia,

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which I don't think so, Alicia, Alicia, he had the

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go on to next unhinged. Okay, I understand that just

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Speaker 3: But maybe think about it. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Twelve pots, twelve pots.

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Speaker 5: I think she's seeing the scud missiles coming down and

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Speaker 1: Right, Okay, God, I didn't think about that.

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Speaker 5: Now, we were supposed to have Alicia as a guest today,

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guest on this podcast is literally a coy toss whether

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or not they're going to show up, Yeah, heads or tails.

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Speaker 1: And I've always amended that to a bent coin. You

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take applier to it, you bend it one way so

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that it's you know, it's even less likely that it's

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going to happen.

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Speaker 5: Now, it wasn't her fault, so says the PR at Bravo, our.

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Speaker 1: Favorite PR person over Bravo can do whatever she wants.

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Speaker 3: We love her.

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Speaker 5: Yes, that was hilarious, but many questions came from our BARNU.

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Speaker 3: Well we can say it.

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Speaker 1: I you know, we were messaging with Bravo pr I

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noticed a change in the surname. I said, congrats, somebody

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got married. She said I got married two years.

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Speaker 4: Ago, and I said congratulates.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter. We're still saying congrats.

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Speaker 5: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Well, one of the questions for Alicia if she had

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showed up today.

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Speaker 1: We'll get her on, of course, unless she gets fired

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in two episodes, right in which which.

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Speaker 5: Is normally how this yes, right, was is she still

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together with Harrison? Her boy?

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Speaker 3: God, I cannot wait?

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Speaker 5: And I said, well, I was going to say, had

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she been here today? Let's reframe that question. Did you

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dump him immediately after phil or before the first episode airing?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, yeah, So anyway, that was addressing Alicia. Okay,

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I did not like this episode. No, it just while

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it had all the elements that a good episode of

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Below Deck was shitty food, love, sea rats, it being incompetent,

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all that stuff, there's still was something missing. And I

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can't put my goddamn fucking finger on Taylen.

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Speaker 3: What do you think it was? That's all right?

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Speaker 5: Well, that being said, not a good episode, not a

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good episode.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna give it a low score fourteen.

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Speaker 3: No, but what do you think was missing?

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Speaker 1: No ball snakes.

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Speaker 3: Does that's true?

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Speaker 4: Probably because yeah, it's a four day charter.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, four day charters are way too long.

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Speaker 1: And we say it every time, we say it every season,

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every time it.

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Speaker 2: Comes to us.

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Speaker 1: We can through four days, not with Sea rats, not

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with us.

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Speaker 5: By the way, you are one hundred percent right, there

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is a different Ben.

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Speaker 1: He's me.

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Speaker 5: What happened is I think he's finally settling back into

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sea rat status.

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Speaker 4: So he came in with the ego.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he was squashing Alicia, different guy and now he's

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kind of like, oh wow, I'm back here.

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Speaker 1: Mm hm yeah yeah, and he better be careful. He'll

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he'll wind up like and again with his his legs

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lit on fire and mattawaiku or wherever the fuck that happened,

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he lost the high ground.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: You want us to start us off?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd love right we begin with the.

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Speaker 3: Did you did you mean to say? Can I start

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us off?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, I was up late last night. By the way,

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my I was going to complain about my wife.

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Speaker 1: But let's get started.

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Speaker 5: She has not let off the off my back for

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like three days. I haven't gotten a goddamn brain. Can

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I tell you what my wife did? This? What?

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Speaker 2: You know what?

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Speaker 4: Let's save it.

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Speaker 3: We'll save it.

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Speaker 5: That's why you pay us five bucks. Okay, we begin

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with the balk and Biscuit tracking down.

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Speaker 1: It's unbelievable, and you go, do you understand how mean

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that is? They go on, I didn't mean.

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Speaker 3: It to be.

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Speaker 1: Not meant it to be mean.

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Speaker 3: It was one of the meanest things.

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Speaker 5: Kaylen, do you the same thing happened? Oh, his wife

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listens to this. Don't don't feel like yet.

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Speaker 1: No, we don't want to throw No, I know how

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much you love your wife. No, they have a loving relationship.

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We don't want to drive a wedge between those two

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star Cross lovers. Okay, you're like two robins dancing in

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the air. Well, me and Pat. I mean, I don't

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know what we are. I don't know what we are.

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Speaker 4: I'm a lonely person.

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Speaker 5: The Balkan Biscuits tracks down Hotpants Captain Jason.

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Speaker 4: He's just standing around.

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Speaker 1: Storms through well, I mean, you know they're Eminem's date.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she storms through the bout and she has rattled

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so much so that as she starts like listing all

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the issues she has with Ben, I don't think she

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had time to really focus in and contemplate how to

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articulate this properly to hot pants Captain Jason. It's all

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over the goddamn place right right now. Had she been

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a man, sorry to make this possibly sexist. Men deal

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with this kind of stuff differently.

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Speaker 1: A good portion of men deal with stuff differently. But

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there are men that are extremely catty and extremely manipulative.

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They embarking behaviors that would be classically described as you know, famalian.

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Speaker 5: Oh well, let me tell you how fifty percent of

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the population would have done with this, Uh dude, these

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are alternate recourses to blow off some step dude would

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have obviously shuffled his iPod in the employee bathroom, right, Okay,

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that's one.

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Speaker 1: That's when you beat off and you rub your genitals

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like we used to have the iPod wheel.

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Speaker 4: That's right. Yeah, Like how it wasn't crass?

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Speaker 2: I do like how you were.

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Speaker 1: It's important to not be crass.

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Speaker 4: He poached a poach an egg in the.

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Speaker 1: Or that's when you boof your thumb while you're doing it.

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Speaker 5: Yep, Or like a former co worker of all three

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of us, uh walk around the corner in the hallway

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and punch the wall and then uh grunt like an

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insane person. Remember that guy can't it And we hate

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that fucking asshole.

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Speaker 3: We don't ate him as much as you do.

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Speaker 5: You. I couldn't believe it.

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Speaker 4: I'd be like, where did he go?

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Speaker 5: And then you'd start hearing a thud against it, And.

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Speaker 1: It was always really like I just reminded him to

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send an email. I don't know why he's punching it

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would be that yeah, okay, so yeah, Ellie, I think

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you know, not to make fun of PTSD, which is

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a very serious uh disorder, But I think there could

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be like a beautiful mind kind of situation here where

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you know, how he sees equations in the sky. She

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could be seeing you know, scuds. She's you know, going

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through the boat. She doesn't really see a guest there,

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she sees a scud going off, you.

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Speaker 4: Know by the way.

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Speaker 5: You know that beautiful mind guy, Yeah, he's dead, went

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through the front of their fucking car window and flew

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into a tree. I wonder if he saw numbers at

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that tree. He was like calculating, like yeah, three two one,

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Well you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah it would Yeah, it would have been

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more like uh more advanced calculations, mass meeting tree trees,

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mass veloscopy.

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Speaker 5: What a beautiful way to die, Yeah, doing math calculations

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for your brain turning into sludge.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're on one today.

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Speaker 2: Huh.

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Speaker 4: I had a bad couple of days, all right.

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Speaker 1: So she storms through the boat, She goes up to captain.

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She says, I don't even know what she said. She

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was crying and hyperventilating. This is a you know, a

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word for anyone out there. If you're going to approach

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the head of the company, right, which we could say

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Jason is the head of this company, this small little

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roving company of Daryl derrelics and uh societally vanquished people.

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Take a few beats before you go and do it right,

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because you don't want to go to your boss in

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about of mannic fucking rage.

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Speaker 3: It's just not a good.

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Speaker 4: Look and she should beat off.

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Speaker 1: Jason was really really like what the fuck is going on?

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But there's food to get going. We've got a dinner

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to get to. As his tradition, we've got lemon drops

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for the paying guests.

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Speaker 3: Those lemon drops.

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Speaker 1: Are movie slurpy icy blue, which makes all the sense

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in the world. It's like, so nuts. What happens on

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these boats?

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Speaker 2: Hey?

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Speaker 1: Can we get some champagne for a room? It was

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supposed to be in there. Oh yeah, yeah, no problem.

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The guy that's bringing it is actually just boofing his

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thumb right now in his bunk, but it'll be up.

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Speaker 3: There a little bit. I mean, it's just nuts.

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Speaker 1: So Ellie storms back down and Ben says, I don't

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want to work around you right now, and she says,

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shut the fuck up and get the fuck over it.

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Speaker 5: Can I say this?

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Speaker 1: I don't know how she's on this boat after this night.

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Speaker 5: At least she called him by his name, Ben.

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Speaker 4: She didn't call him honey or something, you.

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Speaker 2: Know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: First dish is crispy pork belly with a warm Brussels

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sprout salad and a parmesan crisp The inclusion of the

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descriptor warm is an interesting one.

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Speaker 3: Said that one to me.

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Speaker 1: You know, it happens when you're out and about in

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restaurants and whatnot. I would hope it's warm.

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Speaker 3: I certainly would hope.

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Speaker 1: The wedding is tomorrow and they're not wearing white. You

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know what, these two have absolutely ravaged one another already.

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And I didn't even know that you wear white to

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signify that you are still a virgin, which I think

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you know. In this this sodom and gomora, god damn

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pagan country we live in nowadays, I would imagine ninety

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eight percent of people that doesn't apply.

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Speaker 5: To Oh, I wish it was ninety eight.

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Speaker 3: What do you think it is zero? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: No, Okay, all right, so we get grouper with a

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pistagio crumble and mashed potato.

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Speaker 5: Let me tell you about groopers, because you know I

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know about the fishh Yeah, groupers. They'll fucking eat anything.

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They're the garbage trucks of the fucking seat. You hate

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sea bugs, These fucking things, anything floating in the ocean

475
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:19,440
they'll eat. Fucking use condoms, fucking fingers, fucking tacos.

476
00:23:19,559 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 3: Hey.

477
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,720
Speaker 1: Hey, well, I know you've had a couple of tough days,

478
00:23:23,759 --> 00:23:25,920
but I mean the potty mouth on you tonight.

479
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:34,079
Speaker 3: I mean it's crazy. Ben, as things are kind.

480
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:41,599
Speaker 1: Of going fairly well, says to Joow, I need you

481
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,960
to get in here and rotate these dishes. And Ellie,

482
00:23:44,079 --> 00:23:46,319
who is It's important to remember, you know, if this

483
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,000
is your first time watching this show, you'd probably go, oh,

484
00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:50,480
Ellie's a pretty tough.

485
00:23:50,319 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 2: Boss on Ben.

486
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:56,599
Speaker 1: No, that's not the dynamic. Actually it's the reverse. But

487
00:23:56,759 --> 00:23:59,799
when Ben says that Ellie tells him to shut his

488
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,319
bitch ass up and that she's going to actually be

489
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:07,079
doing the dishes, it's insane the way she's talking to him.

490
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,880
And we're a fan of the Balkan Biscuit, We're we're

491
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,359
fans of Ben, are you know? We love everybody on

492
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,599
the show. If I was Ben, I would have her fired.

493
00:24:18,279 --> 00:24:18,759
Speaker 3: Tomorrow.

494
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:19,559
Speaker 4: Can I say?

495
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,039
Speaker 5: One of the fun aspects of watching this show, still

496
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:26,920
watching this show is the dynamic of how the breakdown

497
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:30,519
of communication and how arguments, despite us being human beings

498
00:24:30,559 --> 00:24:32,079
on this planet for what, I don't know, how we.

499
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 1: Walk around forty billion years.

500
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:35,759
Speaker 5: I thought four thousand or something.

501
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:39,559
Speaker 1: Well four thousand is when Jesus and the dinosaurs were

502
00:24:39,599 --> 00:24:42,000
walking around, but because of the ancient empires, you know,

503
00:24:42,039 --> 00:24:44,559
they found a second Sphinx today. Did they really yeah

504
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,039
today or yesterday or something like that.

505
00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:48,240
Speaker 5: Oh, I was reading about I was too busy reading

506
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,160
about Tiger Woods getting in like his third car accident.

507
00:24:51,279 --> 00:24:52,079
Speaker 1: I'd be the fourth.

508
00:24:52,279 --> 00:24:52,880
Speaker 4: Oh is that right?

509
00:24:53,079 --> 00:24:56,640
Speaker 1: And they're always really bad. Tiger goes all the way.

510
00:24:56,799 --> 00:25:01,599
No fender benders with this guy. Everyone's almost dead every time.

511
00:25:01,839 --> 00:25:03,119
Speaker 5: Right, Well, I surmise it.

512
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,400
Speaker 4: I think he just he insists on buying cars with

513
00:25:06,519 --> 00:25:08,160
three tires. That's his problem.

514
00:25:08,279 --> 00:25:10,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not that he's addicted to pills.

515
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, well and alcohol?

516
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 2: Right, yeah.

517
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,359
Speaker 1: You know you can tell when you're in the throes

518
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,480
of addiction when the last time you did something like

519
00:25:20,599 --> 00:25:24,400
this your femur exploded out of your skin. You know,

520
00:25:24,599 --> 00:25:27,160
that's a tough thing to look at. So if you

521
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,640
continue to do that having not learned that lesson, I mean,

522
00:25:30,759 --> 00:25:32,119
my god, you got a problem.

523
00:25:33,039 --> 00:25:36,799
Speaker 3: Man. He's he's worth like one point six billion dollars though,

524
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,279
so you know he's just having a good time.

525
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:41,799
Speaker 5: Hire a driver. I'm sure we'll give him the President

526
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,400
Medal of Honor in like three years.

527
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,319
Speaker 4: Get up here, Tiger.

528
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:46,440
Speaker 1: He's a great guy.

529
00:25:46,599 --> 00:25:47,279
Speaker 2: I love him.

530
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,200
Speaker 1: Not a great driver.

531
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,519
Speaker 5: Not a great driver. Come out of here.

532
00:25:53,759 --> 00:25:55,799
Speaker 1: He drives the hell out of a ball, not out

533
00:25:55,799 --> 00:25:56,240
of a car.

534
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:58,640
Speaker 3: Come out up here.

535
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,400
Speaker 1: We're gonna bestow the it's the highest civilian a war

536
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:02,839
to you right now for no reason.

537
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:03,839
Speaker 2: Yeah.

538
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,839
Speaker 1: Oh he's drug everybody, don't worry.

539
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 5: No.

540
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 4: At least he's on bills, you know, which is wait

541
00:26:09,039 --> 00:26:10,559
less dangerous? Are you driving today?

542
00:26:10,839 --> 00:26:13,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got a little kink because his bones exploded

543
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:17,240
out of his legs. I think he has fun getting

544
00:26:17,279 --> 00:26:18,279
into car crashes.

545
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:20,599
Speaker 4: At least he's feeling something.

546
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,559
Speaker 5: I mean, when you've banged that many prostitutes, what really

547
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:24,839
gets you off at this point? Yea.

548
00:26:25,079 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 4: Anyway, he's a great guy.

549
00:26:26,039 --> 00:26:26,279
Speaker 2: All right?

550
00:26:26,319 --> 00:26:28,799
Speaker 1: What were we talking about, Mikey and Alisha all yet? War?

551
00:26:29,079 --> 00:26:31,640
Speaker 4: Oh that's right. You know we've been told by a

552
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,680
stranger or that he is the best guy.

553
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 3: I can't stand him.

554
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,119
Speaker 5: I don't know if I can't say, all right, let

555
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:40,279
me say this about him. Let me say this about him.

556
00:26:40,319 --> 00:26:42,759
I'm gonna get serious right now. Hm, Mikey, I like you,

557
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:46,960
but you're a fuck up. You're a fuck up, a

558
00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:47,640
big fuck up.

559
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 4: And let me say this. I don't remember what his

560
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:51,720
SA rat history is.

561
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.

562
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:54,079
Speaker 5: I think we might have covered it, but I'm sure

563
00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:56,079
it involved your dad taken off when you were young,

564
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,200
and maybe he was banging the local barber behind your

565
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:00,720
mom's back, and that that's why you do that.

566
00:27:00,799 --> 00:27:01,279
Speaker 4: To your hair.

567
00:27:01,319 --> 00:27:02,359
Speaker 3: It's local barber.

568
00:27:03,599 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 5: I don't know his dad was fucking the local barber, hairstylist.

569
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,319
Speaker 4: That's why he does it to his hair. It's like

570
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:10,480
a form of cutting. He hates himself.

571
00:27:11,599 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's like an opus day kind of thing,

572
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:15,359
but for his hair.

573
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, he wants to look at something that reminds him

574
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,880
what happened to his horrible childhood every day.

575
00:27:21,319 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, get your shit together.

576
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, and stop being such a fucking.

577
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:29,599
Speaker 5: You know.

578
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:34,799
Speaker 1: He reminds me of these these kids that were they

579
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:38,599
were immortalized in very many cartoons, you know, these like

580
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,480
these just these trouble makers. You know, there's there's the

581
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:47,240
Eddie Haskell of it all, there's the uh, you know

582
00:27:48,039 --> 00:27:50,519
Harald from Hey Arnold, he was a big bully. But

583
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,799
just these people I want to like say, it's like

584
00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:56,079
a Conroy kind of thing, just getting in people's ship

585
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:59,240
and starting stuff. It's like, just go fucking pull the

586
00:27:59,319 --> 00:28:02,960
tampon off the wall and shut up, go out at night,

587
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:07,079
get blackout, drunk, try to kiss Ellie, get shut down,

588
00:28:07,799 --> 00:28:10,759
say oh, this never happens to me, and we'll all

589
00:28:10,839 --> 00:28:14,319
wonder how you could possibly think that it just that's

590
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:15,279
just have fun with it.

591
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, because you know him breaking her balls. I mean,

592
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:23,039
despite her kind of being horrible in the galley, one

593
00:28:23,079 --> 00:28:26,480
of the worst, fair enough, but unlike her working in

594
00:28:26,559 --> 00:28:29,119
the galley, she's an exquisite.

595
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 1: Towel one of the worst.

596
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 4: Well, but she's good at folding towels.

597
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 1: She's not really good at much. And we love Alicia,

598
00:28:34,519 --> 00:28:36,039
we're excited to talk to her, but she may be

599
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,599
one of the worst sea.

600
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:38,279
Speaker 3: Rats we've ever seen.

601
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,079
Speaker 5: Well, she's better at folding towels than Mikey, So Mikey,

602
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:41,720
take notes.

603
00:28:41,799 --> 00:28:42,359
Speaker 3: Take notes.

604
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:46,279
Speaker 1: Dessert is a chocolate fond dot with a raspberry cooley.

605
00:28:46,759 --> 00:28:52,720
The guests love it. It looked to me like, h

606
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:59,079
I think that desserts and confectionery classes are a little big,

607
00:28:59,759 --> 00:29:02,680
two big of an ask in a hospice ward, But

608
00:29:02,799 --> 00:29:06,359
it does seem to me like people that were on

609
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:09,559
their last leg got wheeled into a room to make

610
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:17,000
this dessert. Okay, let's move on to at some point,

611
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:21,319
Eddie gets thirsty and because of that, he's evidently forgotten

612
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,920
to put champagne and glasses in the room of the

613
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:28,559
two pain guests. Now, I think everyone who encountered Mark

614
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,640
and Clay fell in love with them, as did I

615
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:37,240
do not. These people are so lovely. Don't fuck this up.

616
00:29:37,839 --> 00:29:41,039
They're so patient with how bad you all are at

617
00:29:41,079 --> 00:29:43,839
your jobs. If they ask for champagne in their room,

618
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:47,799
it's their wedding. Hey, Mikey, you know, I know that

619
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,799
you're I don't know, what are you doing shaving your chest? Well,

620
00:29:51,039 --> 00:29:54,720
things are going on with the champagne in the fucking

621
00:29:54,799 --> 00:29:55,160
room now.

622
00:29:55,279 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 5: I know Jenna's busy, but at some point you have

623
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:02,000
to understand that you're worker is such a colossal fuck up.

624
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:02,759
Speaker 4: You're useless.

625
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 5: Sorry, Mikey, you are. Yeah that you just say, you

626
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,880
know what, we can't We can't risk being looked upon

627
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,759
as even more fuck ups than we are. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mikey,

628
00:30:13,839 --> 00:30:15,960
go take a shit or something exactly.

629
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:16,519
Speaker 4: I'll do it.

630
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: You know, if you're in a U shipped U shaped

631
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,480
ambush and the jungles of Vietnam, you have to understand

632
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,279
that the guy next to you, he's going through something.

633
00:30:24,359 --> 00:30:26,960
He's panicked. He's not going to help. This is not

634
00:30:27,079 --> 00:30:29,519
a teaching moment, right, this is life or death.

635
00:30:29,599 --> 00:30:32,839
Speaker 5: So you push him in front of you exactly exactly.

636
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 1: You have to find a way to make the situation

637
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,559
work for the most people, and if that means throwing

638
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,160
Mikey in front of a fucking hail of bullets, you

639
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:44,680
have to do that. Ben and Ellie have a little

640
00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:50,680
chat and Ben says, very bigly, I want to apologize

641
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:54,359
for the way that I spoke to you. Do you

642
00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:58,039
wanna say anything about your side of the street, to

643
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:02,400
which Ellie responds, yeah, I would. Why do you say

644
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,039
what she said?

645
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 4: Why don't you fuck off?

646
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 3: Yeah?

647
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, And that's when I think she heard the bombs.

648
00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, because this was nuts. I mean, we've had a

649
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:19,279
refractory period of probably two hours, and she gets right

650
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,160
back up to nine or ten so fucking quickly after

651
00:31:22,359 --> 00:31:26,599
an apology. Again, I don't want to be you know,

652
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,079
clean white new balance, hr lady, but you know, Ellie's

653
00:31:32,119 --> 00:31:33,880
gone in my book after this night.

654
00:31:34,039 --> 00:31:35,279
Speaker 3: This was unhinged.

655
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 5: Now, what's interesting about Ellie We've had her on the

656
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,279
show a number of times.

657
00:31:39,359 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 4: She is sweet as pie, except.

658
00:31:41,759 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 5: When you don't put sure evidently, and but she is

659
00:31:46,079 --> 00:31:49,640
one of these types that if she goes too long

660
00:31:49,759 --> 00:31:53,480
without addressing in an issue, she gets really hot and

661
00:31:53,799 --> 00:31:54,839
then it blows up.

662
00:31:55,359 --> 00:31:57,039
Speaker 4: So I think that's what she needs to work on.

663
00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 1: If I'm her therapist, Daisy has to head in and

664
00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:03,559
actually get her out of the kitchen.

665
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:04,759
Speaker 4: And she's a roommate.

666
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:08,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, Daisy has to say she pulls rank and says,

667
00:32:08,599 --> 00:32:12,759
because Ben could pull rank and go get out, I'm

668
00:32:12,799 --> 00:32:15,960
your boss. But it's not registering. She's on shutter island

669
00:32:16,039 --> 00:32:17,599
right now. There's so much blood.

670
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:21,039
Speaker 5: Yeah, And to remind the audience how the boat works

671
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:26,319
in the dynamic of leadership, technically the chef is his

672
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:27,119
own department.

673
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, the hierarchy goes captain. Ironically enough Cole shoveling gremlins

674
00:32:36,759 --> 00:32:39,559
that we never see, right, and then the chef.

675
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 3: So yeah, Ellie would be toast.

676
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:50,039
Speaker 1: So Daisy sets into sets into bed with Ellie, and

677
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,400
Ellie's like, I got so mad, and Daisy's like, no,

678
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,519
it's okay, it's all right. No, it's it's definitely not

679
00:32:56,759 --> 00:32:58,400
it's definitely not what she did.

680
00:32:59,119 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 5: At this point, you have to calm people down. It's

681
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:05,279
exactly what Jauha was doing with Ben right. These are

682
00:33:05,559 --> 00:33:09,279
it's a coping kind of helping people. You can't confront

683
00:33:09,319 --> 00:33:09,880
them at this out.

684
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 3: No, it's a little schmear. You gotta just schmear a smear.

685
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:17,839
Speaker 4: I mine is schmer just a word for just topping

686
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:18,759
on like a bagel.

687
00:33:19,319 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 1: Well, schmar could be used as a verb or a noun.

688
00:33:22,319 --> 00:33:24,599
Speaker 4: Okay, because mine would be hummus. I love hummus. You

689
00:33:25,319 --> 00:33:26,240
the whole container.

690
00:33:26,759 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 3: Okay, that's a lot of carbs.

691
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 5: That's my wife says, I love it. I'm addicted.

692
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

693
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:37,359
Speaker 3: No, you could do a shmear of hummus.

694
00:33:37,799 --> 00:33:41,279
Speaker 1: But if it's if it's a noun, it's it's cream cheese.

695
00:33:42,319 --> 00:33:45,599
Schmera is cream cheese. You don't like cream ches like

696
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:49,240
cream cheese. You don't like any kind of cream cheese.

697
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:54,720
M I bet you like like a light whipped maybe, yeah,

698
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:55,759
that makes sense for.

699
00:33:55,799 --> 00:33:58,559
Speaker 3: You, a light whipped whatever.

700
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,799
Speaker 1: Cream cheese Philadelphia you can pump out with the most

701
00:34:02,079 --> 00:34:07,799
fucking chemicals and the lowest amount of calories. That's bats.

702
00:34:08,519 --> 00:34:13,719
Would you do a lock smear? No, it's my favorite smear.

703
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,000
I have to tell you you just little bits of

704
00:34:16,119 --> 00:34:19,280
dead fish in cream cheese. It's disgusting if you think

705
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:19,639
about it.

706
00:34:20,519 --> 00:34:21,039
Speaker 3: It really is.

707
00:34:21,199 --> 00:34:24,559
Speaker 1: Next morning we get to the dueling convos with cap

708
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:29,519
and heads of department. Uh, the jay man says, look,

709
00:34:29,559 --> 00:34:31,280
this whole thing got quant hated.

710
00:34:31,679 --> 00:34:32,079
Speaker 5: Oh thank you.

711
00:34:32,159 --> 00:34:36,199
Speaker 1: Guys have a confaciation with each other and SMI I.

712
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 3: The next forty eight hours. We've got forty eight more hours.

713
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,440
I mean it's bananas.

714
00:34:42,519 --> 00:34:49,159
Speaker 1: Breakfast is ordered, charter yep, breakfast is ordered. Veggie omelet

715
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:54,199
is requested. Now if you are complaining about water seeping

716
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,360
out of an egg dish, and that egg dish is

717
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:02,400
specifically ordered by you, and that is a vegchie omelet, Sorry,

718
00:35:03,159 --> 00:35:05,440
you ordered one of the most disgusting things you could

719
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:14,039
possibly order in an omelet bar. I know we're vegetarian, probably,

720
00:35:14,159 --> 00:35:16,679
but let's do a let's do a cheese omelet, or

721
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,360
let's just do let's just do eggs. Once we start

722
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,360
including vegetables in there, it.

723
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:22,199
Speaker 3: Can it can leak.

724
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:25,840
Speaker 4: What is what is a soft.

725
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:33,199
Speaker 1: A soft scramble is a French preparation of eggs.

726
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 4: Where did what did he say? It was European?

727
00:35:38,599 --> 00:35:41,360
Speaker 1: He yeah, he lost it. Uh, he didn't know what

728
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,400
it was. And it's it's one of the most you know,

729
00:35:44,519 --> 00:35:52,559
how like mm hmm, And we've talked about it before.

730
00:35:52,679 --> 00:35:55,679
Chickens just have it brutal. Oh yeah, yeah, they have

731
00:35:55,760 --> 00:36:00,480
it really really tough, because you know what is our

732
00:36:00,599 --> 00:36:05,960
favorite form of chicken, chicken McNuggets. It's a chicken mcnugg

733
00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:07,639
Not mine, what's yours?

734
00:36:08,199 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 5: None?

735
00:36:10,679 --> 00:36:13,840
Speaker 3: You don't like any chicken? Uh No, you don't like

736
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:14,639
a chicken tender?

737
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 4: Not anymore?

738
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 3: What do you mean not anymore?

739
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,199
Speaker 4: Asked me? The last time I've eaten chicken?

740
00:36:20,559 --> 00:36:21,280
Speaker 3: No, I don't want to.

741
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:24,800
Speaker 4: You went out to eat with me what two weeks ago?

742
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,320
Speaker 5: Did you see me order a single thing of meat?

743
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 3: No, you got nachos, not with chicken on them. There's

744
00:36:34,039 --> 00:36:38,599
no chicken on that. Wow, well you look good, thank you.

745
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,679
Speaker 1: Anyways, A soft scramble is one of those things where

746
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,119
if you're working in the culinary world, that's one of

747
00:36:44,159 --> 00:36:46,840
the first things you have to have down pat right.

748
00:36:47,199 --> 00:36:49,559
Knife skills have to be there. Also, you have to

749
00:36:49,639 --> 00:36:52,400
be able to know what to do with eggs. The

750
00:36:52,559 --> 00:36:55,920
fact that I mean this looked like an egg dish

751
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:59,119
that was that was served to somebody in coach.

752
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 5: You know, Yeah, today I heat it up in a microwave.

753
00:37:03,519 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you would hate a soft scramble. I know.

754
00:37:08,519 --> 00:37:14,199
Speaker 1: It a lot of butter, low temperature, just constant stirring,

755
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,840
constant stirring, so that it kind of pours out, kind

756
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,239
of like almost like a custard.

757
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,559
Speaker 3: It's very loose, you know what I mean.

758
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 5: Also, he put a truffle truffle oil in there.

759
00:37:28,119 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 1: You know, everyone knows how we feel about truffle oil. Yeah, okay,

760
00:37:32,519 --> 00:37:36,280
it's a three card Monty of the culinary world, all right.

761
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,519
So the guests are not happy.

762
00:37:38,599 --> 00:37:43,800
Speaker 3: It looks like some kind of coum some kind of

763
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:50,519
thin com Yeah. Captain Jason has to talk with Elie.

764
00:37:50,599 --> 00:37:53,320
Speaker 1: Says, hey, listen, I want to talk to you because

765
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,239
the other day you lost it, right, you snapped. I

766
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,000
thought you were gonna kill somebody. So we can't have

767
00:37:57,119 --> 00:37:57,519
that again.

768
00:37:58,119 --> 00:37:58,559
Speaker 3: Good luck.

769
00:37:58,639 --> 00:38:00,599
Speaker 1: We get to the beach. Let's of a beach and

770
00:38:00,679 --> 00:38:02,719
more of a really scary pile of sand in the

771
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,800
middle of the ocean that could disappear in a moment's notice,

772
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,719
which never set foot on that island.

773
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 5: We've been here many This is one of Jason's favorite spots,

774
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:13,559
is it not? Or did he find this? No?

775
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,360
Speaker 3: We go to a new spot every season.

776
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 4: Oh right right, okay, yeah, we're not in Dan.

777
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 5: And we're in a We're Gibraltaraneum, okay, so we found

778
00:38:23,039 --> 00:38:24,559
a new island that disappears.

779
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:25,679
Speaker 4: I think it's cool.

780
00:38:27,559 --> 00:38:28,079
Speaker 3: Who are you?

781
00:38:28,519 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 2: I don't know.

782
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:33,079
Speaker 5: I'm basic bitch. Maybe that's why my wife doesn't want

783
00:38:33,079 --> 00:38:33,440
to fuck me.

784
00:38:33,599 --> 00:38:36,320
Speaker 1: All right, take it easy, take it easy.

785
00:38:36,559 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 3: Okay.

786
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:42,039
Speaker 1: We've got a we've got rum punches. We've got spicy

787
00:38:42,119 --> 00:38:49,840
tabasco margarita's, which like, don't make that Alicia making a

788
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,480
spicy tabasco margarita?

789
00:38:51,559 --> 00:38:54,119
Speaker 3: Are you absolutely out of your mind? No, thank you.

790
00:38:55,599 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 1: We've got some sad news though. Jenna says that love

791
00:38:59,559 --> 00:39:00,599
is in the with Eddie.

792
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:02,119
Speaker 3: Jenna.

793
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:07,639
Speaker 1: One episode and you've faltered. You've broken the line.

794
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 5: Never never, never listened to what a sea rat says.

795
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,280
Speaker 1: That's such a good point. I mean, put it on

796
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,119
a T shirt. He doesn't deserve it. And I'm not

797
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:20,480
even saying like he doesn't deserve it because he was

798
00:39:20,599 --> 00:39:23,599
like a gross pig. I I he doesn't deserve it

799
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:28,199
because his game has been so bad. In a meritocratic environment,

800
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:31,920
we can't reward failure. And I really haven't seen kind

801
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:37,840
of failure on the grounds of womanizing, the likes of

802
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:39,880
which Eddie has displayed this season.

803
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:40,599
Speaker 3: I mean, it's been.

804
00:39:40,679 --> 00:39:41,679
Speaker 1: Really, really bad.

805
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,880
Speaker 5: We've seen worse in past seasons, and the adage is true,

806
00:39:45,039 --> 00:39:46,880
time heals all wounds.

807
00:39:47,079 --> 00:39:50,519
Speaker 1: Jenna and Mikey have a little uh tift. Mikey says,

808
00:39:50,559 --> 00:39:54,079
when Jenna doesn't want to joke, I want to wind

809
00:39:54,119 --> 00:39:55,000
her up even more.

810
00:39:55,159 --> 00:39:56,599
Speaker 4: Dom I hate annoying, bastard.

811
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:59,039
Speaker 1: What are you doing? That's where I get back to

812
00:39:59,199 --> 00:40:02,760
like recess. Somebody's just poking someone in the head, you know,

813
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,400
sitting behind him. It's like, why are you doing that?

814
00:40:04,519 --> 00:40:06,599
And famously, I think the fans know that. When I

815
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:09,079
was in eighth grade in study hall, Larry Honk punched

816
00:40:09,119 --> 00:40:11,000
Harris and Thorn in the face for doing that very

817
00:40:11,079 --> 00:40:13,920
same thing. Now Jenna can't punch Mikey in the face.

818
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,159
Speaker 3: This is a work environment.

819
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 1: But because it's a work environment, one could say, Mikey,

820
00:40:18,679 --> 00:40:21,960
don't wind people up onnecessarily. What are you in high school? Yes,

821
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:27,360
crazy Jesus stop. Tonight's dinner is triggering for Ben because

822
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:31,239
he spent fifty thousand dollars on a wedding with a

823
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:38,239
cheating huah, his words, not mine. By the way, we've

824
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,800
been running a little bit. We've got to get Rubes

825
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:44,840
on the zoom. But have you seen that woman's confessional

826
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,000
video that you put on out on social media?

827
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:50,800
Speaker 5: Ben's Ben's no, yeah, what did she confess to?

828
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 1: Why don't you round out the rest of the episode

829
00:40:54,079 --> 00:40:54,280
and all?

830
00:40:55,440 --> 00:41:00,360
Speaker 5: Did she cop to it? No? No, no, okay, all right,

831
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,960
We're round out the rest of all. Right, So I

832
00:41:03,039 --> 00:41:05,800
guess the guests are still at that island that's ready

833
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,159
to go away, and this is when Juwa and Daisy

834
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,880
they practice up on that altar, and.

835
00:41:12,199 --> 00:41:13,840
Speaker 4: Uh, you know it's.

836
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 6: Chef Ben, Ben Robinson's ex fiance. Those of you who

837
00:41:20,599 --> 00:41:23,800
are watching Belowdeck may have heard of me, and not

838
00:41:24,079 --> 00:41:30,960
in a positive light at all. Everything Ben has said

839
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,119
about me on the show is one hundred percent false.

840
00:41:34,639 --> 00:41:38,880
I have never I would never be romantically involved with

841
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,199
any of his friends. That's not the kind of person

842
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:46,519
I am. The truth is I was the one that

843
00:41:46,679 --> 00:41:50,719
left the relationship, not easily, I may add, because of

844
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:55,880
the way he was treating me. There was a lot

845
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:59,880
of trauma I had to deal with from that relationship,

846
00:42:00,199 --> 00:42:04,760
and honestly, I just want to be over. It's been

847
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:08,480
over two years, and I really feel like I've healed.

848
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:14,760
And the Internet blowing this up and.

849
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 2: Do you mind me?

850
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 4: You know, I mean, here her out here, out.

851
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:27,039
Speaker 1: There's another minute and thirty seconds left in that video.

852
00:42:27,159 --> 00:42:29,320
Speaker 5: Well, he's gotten the whole season to throw her under

853
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:29,639
the bus.

854
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

855
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 1: I know, it's a really good point, But my point

856
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,559
is when he's throwing her under the bus, I don't care,

857
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,159
And when she's talking about him throwing her under the bus,

858
00:42:37,199 --> 00:42:39,000
I don't care. I mean, who could possibly care about

859
00:42:39,079 --> 00:42:39,480
these two?

860
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I guess that's true.

861
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: But listen, we'll break down what's a brood of the

862
00:42:44,519 --> 00:42:46,800
whole thing later on in the season. We'll come back

863
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:51,440
and sure we'll do the two Towers version of that video, right, yeah, Okay.

864
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 4: Well, anyway, so the wedding.

865
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:57,199
Speaker 5: As the wedding's happening, Alicia, she aspires to have the

866
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,440
kind of love that Mark and Clay have. You know,

867
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,960
I'd say, let's start with not getting jealous when your

868
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,360
coworker likes another girl.

869
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 4: Uh, and then we'll cross.

870
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 5: The other threshold. M h okay, yeah, and then we

871
00:43:11,559 --> 00:43:14,199
have that other dinner here del Yeah, after the wedding.

872
00:43:14,039 --> 00:43:16,119
Speaker 1: And we should say the wedding between client Mark is

873
00:43:16,159 --> 00:43:19,320
actually really cute. You know, Mark is or no, Clay

874
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,199
is a little mush and and Mark is a little.

875
00:43:24,039 --> 00:43:24,599
Speaker 3: Little tush.

876
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:28,320
Speaker 1: Yeah. Dinner is a filet with panco crusted baby egg

877
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:32,400
plant fried to a pulp. Looked like a little bit

878
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:36,920
of a pair. Interesting preparation. And the second course for

879
00:43:37,159 --> 00:43:40,760
the wedding, this is their wedding, is cake. So they

880
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:45,239
were served three pieces of filet and an egg plant,

881
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:46,599
and then they were served.

882
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,840
Speaker 5: Cake, pineapple upside down cake.

883
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,800
Speaker 1: If you haven't had that in a while, you're missing out.

884
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,199
Speaker 4: Me and the me and the kids made that a

885
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:57,800
couple of months ago for Christmas.

886
00:43:58,039 --> 00:43:59,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god.

887
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 5: You know, dress all the pineapple juice as it's upside down.

888
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:03,519
Speaker 4: So it's nice and moist.

889
00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:04,880
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what you know.

890
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:08,039
Speaker 1: You know Jenny's Jenny's ice Cream?

891
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 6: Uh?

892
00:44:09,639 --> 00:44:11,800
Speaker 4: Is that the place over on a burbank boulevard.

893
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 3: They got them all over the place.

894
00:44:13,039 --> 00:44:15,360
Speaker 5: Now it's very you know, they have a pineapple upside

895
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:16,320
down ice cream.

896
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 4: I've had it.

897
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 1: It's delicious, unreal all right. So we get to the

898
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:26,679
guests departing. Alicia leaves a cloth behind blames it on

899
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:30,199
Mikey fair game. That was a fair game. Yeah, I'm

900
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:36,000
a fan of that. And yeah we we end on

901
00:44:36,079 --> 00:44:37,800
it to be continued.

902
00:44:37,679 --> 00:44:41,199
Speaker 5: Yes with we know he's not gonna Captain Hotpants, is

903
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,360
not gonna fire Ben and Balk and Biscuit. He just

904
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:48,639
pulls them up there to basically should talk.

905
00:44:49,039 --> 00:44:50,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just puts them together.

906
00:44:50,559 --> 00:44:51,519
Speaker 4: Is a dumb cliffhanger.

907
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,039
Speaker 1: Anyways, love you guys so much for listening to the show.

908
00:44:55,159 --> 00:44:58,199
Tell your friends, tell your family, steal all of the

909
00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:01,239
credit cards, and go to around dot com slash another

910
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:02,199
podcast network.

911
00:45:02,679 --> 00:45:04,800
Speaker 3: We will see you next week. I'm Dylan saying goodbye, Pat,

912
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:05,840
say goodbye, ye guys,