Speaker 1: Ben, as things are kind of going fairly well, says
to Joel, I need you to get in here and
rotate these dishes. And Ellie, who is It's important to remember,
you know, if this is your first time watching this show,
you'd probably go, oh, Ellie's a pretty tough boss on Ben. No,
that's not the dynamic. Actually it's the reverse. But when
Ben says that Ellie tells him to shut his little
bitch ass up and that she's going to actually be
doing the dishes, it's it's insane the way she's.
Speaker 2: Talking to him.
Speaker 1: Hello, good morning, good afternoon, good evening to you, good night.
Speaker 3: I'm Dale and.
Speaker 1: That's Pat Hey, Kylen's behind the glass. Oh, how's that
banana milkshake? It's delicious.
Speaker 3: I gave Kayleen a little banana milkshake.
Speaker 2: Z in.
Speaker 4: That's nice to you.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Then that sounds gross.
Speaker 4: I didn't hear what.
Speaker 5: I just know that you got him something that you
didn't bring for me. And I'm not turning this into
a bit, but obviously you did.
Speaker 4: You guys talk before the.
Speaker 3: Show, you know what, Give him one.
Speaker 1: I don't want one now, No, give him one?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Here?
Speaker 1: What is this?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: I don't want this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you've given him a buzzball. You know,
I don't want that. I'm not insulted. What are you
looking at in your phone?
Speaker 5: Well, because we watched this episode of Below Deck, and
I'm just gonna be honest with you. I haven't said
this in a long time. We did this for a
while in probably midway through our journey through recapping episodes.
I don't think there's a lot here. I'm concerned that
I don't think we can make it to the forty
five minute mark, which uh peek behind the curtain. That
means a little bit of monetary stuff for us, with
ads and stuff like that. I'm gonna struggle to get there,
So I'm gonna add some filling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see for me. Of course, you know, we're here
to We're here to entertain the masses. We're here to
bring a smile to the faces of those in the
darkness and or the light.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 5: Well that's why I was looking at my phone. I'm
gonna bring light to the masses.
Speaker 3: Okay, can I finish?
Speaker 4: Oh? Sure?
Speaker 3: But we're also here to make guap.
Speaker 1: You know, to quote Wu Tang, cash rules everything around me.
You know, you big Wu Tang. You're a big Wu Tang.
Speaker 5: Oh thirty six Chambers. Oh man, that's a masterpiece.
Speaker 1: Are they the ones that do the I'm gonna sell
your asshole shut and just keep feeding you and feeding
you and feeding you.
Speaker 3: Is that what they that?
Speaker 4: I think that was the movie Centipede.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, inspired by Wu Tang. But anyways, Uh,
forty five minutes is a very round, wonderful number for
a narrative fulfillment in a below Deck recap podcast. So
that's usually why we try to hit that mark. But
tonight and I think throughout the you know, the season
in general. You know, I'm a little concerned. I don't
know if we're in a malaise because of the years
and years of.
Speaker 3: It's not that place going on.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: We got bugs in here, Dylan, flies, all right.
Speaker 4: The doors were open up.
Speaker 5: We did movie night in the studio last night. We
had we had the doors open because we were smoking cigars.
I apologize, but Dylan, this is an audio format. They're
not seeing the flies. This is only a you thing. No,
let it go.
Speaker 3: This camera's all over the place.
Speaker 5: Well, oh my god, you want to hear something crazy.
So I'm watching the finale of Laws of Attraction or
Attraction something on Netflix whatever, Fatal Attraction, whatever it was. Yeah, boy,
A bunch of producers must have gotten fired for this.
During the commitment ceremony basically the Love is Blind wedding
at the altar the finale where the two people are
either going to break up or stay committed.
Speaker 1: Forever or whatever.
Speaker 5: They picked this location where there's a bunch of fucking
flies everywhere.
Speaker 4: I want every single couple.
Speaker 5: Are they got like a million flies, like planning, like
seeds of new mosquitos on their heads?
Speaker 3: Did you know? Flies? Shit every time they land?
Speaker 4: Is that right?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, boy, are we doing a good adding
filler so far? Can't?
Speaker 4: I think we've got three minutes we killed.
Speaker 1: But let's talk about this season. I I worry because
I worry more.
Speaker 3: About us because of attraction was the show. We're gonna
be fine, But.
Speaker 1: I don't I do mirror your sentiment.
Speaker 3: That something's missing.
Speaker 1: Kaylan, Kaylan, We've told you so many times once the
show starts, you can't stand. You have to remain seed
the entire time. I mean, how many times have we
said that? Okay, while we think that the show is lacking.
I also have to ask myself what more we could
ask for tonight. We had love, we had conflict, we
had incompetence, we had disgusting looking food. We had everything
you could possibly ask for in a below deck episode.
I mean, the eggs looked like discharge.
Speaker 5: You know, well, you know, I guess we could talk
about what we get there. But one of those eggs,
I don't know how this even happened. I think one
of those eggs actually had a living chicken come out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the chicken was so happy to be alive.
Speaker 5: He was gonna be a chicken McNugget, uh huh, and
he actually ended up being alive. Yeah, And I was like,
imagine what's going to be written on that goddamn comment card.
Two stars. Well, I almost ate a living chicken in
my eggs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, almost ate a living chicken who was destined to
become a chicken McNugget in my eggs.
Speaker 3: Not a fan. Two stars.
Speaker 1: Before we get into the episode Housekeeping, we've got Summer House, We've.
Speaker 5: Got Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
Speaker 1: We're doing that at Patreon.
Speaker 5: I think that one's gonna be yeah, Yeah, that's a
Patreon and then we're gonna do the Valley free right exactly.
Speaker 1: Okay, So go to patreon dot com, slash another podcast network,
donate a little or a little more as much as
you can give.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, not as much.
Speaker 3: Just within the tears.
Speaker 5: Here's my pitch on this. Why I was looking at
my phone. Yeah, here's the pitch for Patreon. Okay. Just
this week we dropped another podcast show, yeah, where we
talked about a lot of stuff, but basically I complained
that my wife doesn't want to have sex with me anymore. Yeah,
I don't know why I got a six pack right now.
I'm funny. I heard women like humor. I'm a nice guy.
I take her out to nice dinners. I hug her
and kiss her all the time. Despite all that, she
does not want anything to do with me. So a
bunch of our female listeners in the comments section gave
a bunch of advice and one woman. One female listener, here,
I say a hero.
Speaker 4: She said, you know.
Speaker 5: When I didn't want to have sex with my husband,
I said once a week.
Speaker 4: And I'm not recommending this to anybody.
Speaker 5: She said, I told this asshole. Okay, I don't want
anything to do with you. You can have sex with
me for five minutes once a week. I think she
put a stopwatch on her back or something to keep
track of it. I wouldn't want that because I'd be
too focused on the stopwatch and I get nervous up
of my head. But ay, that's the solid kind of
stuff we get from our listeners.
Speaker 4: The little patties.
Speaker 5: Oh, and then I wanted to say, and then you
and I did a wonderful PMZ. That's my show where
I talk about anything that I want to and I
want the listeners to see the spectrum. These are the
people that pay us big bucks to hear shows like
one I put out one reviewer, this is the latest review.
This is a reviewer that said, hands down, one of
the best pmzs episodes on record, start to finish, pure gold.
Patrick is unhinged in the apple absolute best way possible.
And then just a few comments down, Wow, I experienced
the complete opposite. Sounded like an episode of a Few
Bitter Men. Now this is the person that pays us.
Speaker 4: Every right, can you believe that? You know what?
Speaker 1: I didn't think we were bitter. I don't really think
that there see bitterness implies that there is something to
be bitter about, whereas PMZ is wall to wall nonsense.
I mean, we genuinely do not care about anything that
we are talking about on PMZ. I mean Pat literally
wrote an email to Buzzball blaming Kaylin for a message
that had previously been sent about, blaming Buzzball for Patrick
blacking out on Ozembek and making members of a restaurant uncomfortable. Okay,
I mean we're talking about nonsense. How can you be
bitter about freaking you know, nonsense? Right, Okay, let's get
into the episode, Kaylen, how many pots would you give it?
Fifty pots?
Speaker 5: Seems sorry?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ben is Ben is losing it.
Speaker 4: A bit, losing it now a bit.
Speaker 3: The food's been dirt from the beginning.
Speaker 1: And tonight we have a we served a living check
in tonight we have a you know, uh, are you
familiar with the film adaptation Mighty More for Power Rangers?
Speaker 3: Doctor Ooz?
Speaker 1: Are you yeah?
Speaker 2: You are?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 4: That's teenage ninja chart?
Speaker 2: No? Is it? Ooz?
Speaker 1: Doctor uz? Who's the purple.
Speaker 3: Guy Mighty More for Power Rangers? The film adaptation?
Speaker 1: He's purple Ooz?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Kaylin's looking that up?
Speaker 3: I think I don't know what he's doing.
Speaker 5: By the way, deep dive on PMC last year the
news nineteen power Rangers have died in mysterious ways. The
Curse of the Power Rangers did a deep dive on that,
don't ever be a power Ranger.
Speaker 1: Walter Emmanuel Jones is still doing good. So anyways, the
chicken came from the ooze that was discharged out of
the veggiomelet. We'll get to it. But the reason why
I say Ben is losing it a little bit is
because it seems as though when he was reprimanding and
condemning and you know, depending on your vantage, verbally assaulting Alicia,
which I don't think so, Alicia, Alicia, he had the
gravitas of a self important chef who thinks he's important
because he was on a couple of seasons of below
Deck that is gone. Now Ben seems hapless, hopeless and
helpless in the presence of one Balkan biscuit who I'll
go on to next unhinged. Okay, I understand that just
because you're from a different culture doesn't mean that you
have to get on a chemical cocktail to rearrange your emotions.
Speaker 3: But maybe think about it. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Twelve pots, twelve pots.
Speaker 5: I want to address quite a few things that you
just talked about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, please, I think the bal.
Speaker 5: Can biscuit at some point with Ben and the pots
and pans, I think she's triggered.
Speaker 4: I think, oh bombs.
Speaker 5: I think she's seeing the scud missiles coming down and
she's running trying to dodge them.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, God, I didn't think about that.
Speaker 5: Now, we were supposed to have Alicia as a guest today,
and I have said booking a sea rat as a
guest on this podcast is literally a coy toss whether
or not they're going to show up, Yeah, heads or tails.
Speaker 1: And I've always amended that to a bent coin. You
take applier to it, you bend it one way so
that it's you know, it's even less likely that it's
going to happen.
Speaker 5: Now, it wasn't her fault, so says the PR at Bravo, our.
Speaker 1: Favorite PR person over Bravo can do whatever she wants.
Speaker 3: We love her.
Speaker 5: Yes, that was hilarious, but many questions came from our BARNU.
Speaker 3: Well we can say it.
Speaker 1: I you know, we were messaging with Bravo pr I
noticed a change in the surname. I said, congrats, somebody
got married. She said I got married two years.
Speaker 4: Ago, and I said congratulates.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter. We're still saying congrats.
Speaker 5: That's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, one of the questions for Alicia if she had
showed up today.
Speaker 1: We'll get her on, of course, unless she gets fired
in two episodes, right in which which.
Speaker 5: Is normally how this yes, right, was is she still
together with Harrison? Her boy?
Speaker 3: God, I cannot wait?
Speaker 5: And I said, well, I was going to say, had
she been here today? Let's reframe that question. Did you
dump him immediately after phil or before the first episode airing?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, yeah, So anyway, that was addressing Alicia. Okay,
I did not like this episode. No, it just while
it had all the elements that a good episode of
Below Deck was shitty food, love, sea rats, it being incompetent,
all that stuff, there's still was something missing. And I
can't put my goddamn fucking finger on Taylen.
Speaker 3: What do you think it was? That's all right?
Speaker 5: Well, that being said, not a good episode, not a
good episode.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna give it a low score fourteen.
Speaker 3: No, but what do you think was missing?
Speaker 1: No ball snakes.
Speaker 3: Does that's true?
Speaker 4: Probably because yeah, it's a four day charter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, four day charters are way too long.
Speaker 1: And we say it every time, we say it every season,
every time it.
Speaker 2: Comes to us.
Speaker 1: We can through four days, not with Sea rats, not
with us.
Speaker 5: By the way, you are one hundred percent right, there
is a different Ben.
Speaker 1: He's me.
Speaker 5: What happened is I think he's finally settling back into
sea rat status.
Speaker 4: So he came in with the ego.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was squashing Alicia, different guy and now he's
kind of like, oh wow, I'm back here.
Speaker 1: Mm hm yeah yeah, and he better be careful. He'll
he'll wind up like and again with his his legs
lit on fire and mattawaiku or wherever the fuck that happened,
he lost the high ground.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: You want us to start us off?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd love right we begin with the.
Speaker 3: Did you did you mean to say? Can I start
us off?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, I was up late last night. By the way,
my I was going to complain about my wife.
Speaker 1: But let's get started.
Speaker 5: She has not let off the off my back for
like three days. I haven't gotten a goddamn brain. Can
I tell you what my wife did? This? What?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 4: Let's save it.
Speaker 3: We'll save it.
Speaker 5: That's why you pay us five bucks. Okay, we begin
with the balk and Biscuit tracking down.
Speaker 1: It's unbelievable, and you go, do you understand how mean
that is? They go on, I didn't mean.
Speaker 3: It to be.
Speaker 1: Not meant it to be mean.
Speaker 3: It was one of the meanest things.
Speaker 5: Kaylen, do you the same thing happened? Oh, his wife
listens to this. Don't don't feel like yet.
Speaker 1: No, we don't want to throw No, I know how
much you love your wife. No, they have a loving relationship.
We don't want to drive a wedge between those two
star Cross lovers. Okay, you're like two robins dancing in
the air. Well, me and Pat. I mean, I don't
know what we are. I don't know what we are.
Speaker 4: I'm a lonely person.
Speaker 5: The Balkan Biscuits tracks down Hotpants Captain Jason.
Speaker 4: He's just standing around.
Speaker 1: Storms through well, I mean, you know they're Eminem's date.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she storms through the bout and she has rattled
so much so that as she starts like listing all
the issues she has with Ben, I don't think she
had time to really focus in and contemplate how to
articulate this properly to hot pants Captain Jason. It's all
over the goddamn place right right now. Had she been
a man, sorry to make this possibly sexist. Men deal
with this kind of stuff differently.
Speaker 1: A good portion of men deal with stuff differently. But
there are men that are extremely catty and extremely manipulative.
They embarking behaviors that would be classically described as you know, famalian.
Speaker 5: Oh well, let me tell you how fifty percent of
the population would have done with this, Uh dude, these
are alternate recourses to blow off some step dude would
have obviously shuffled his iPod in the employee bathroom, right, Okay,
that's one.
Speaker 1: That's when you beat off and you rub your genitals
like we used to have the iPod wheel.
Speaker 4: That's right. Yeah, Like how it wasn't crass?
Speaker 2: I do like how you were.
Speaker 1: It's important to not be crass.
Speaker 4: He poached a poach an egg in the.
Speaker 1: Or that's when you boof your thumb while you're doing it.
Speaker 5: Yep, Or like a former co worker of all three
of us, uh walk around the corner in the hallway
and punch the wall and then uh grunt like an
insane person. Remember that guy can't it And we hate
that fucking asshole.
Speaker 3: We don't ate him as much as you do.
Speaker 5: You. I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 4: I'd be like, where did he go?
Speaker 5: And then you'd start hearing a thud against it, And.
Speaker 1: It was always really like I just reminded him to
send an email. I don't know why he's punching it
would be that yeah, okay, so yeah, Ellie, I think
you know, not to make fun of PTSD, which is
a very serious uh disorder, But I think there could
be like a beautiful mind kind of situation here where
you know, how he sees equations in the sky. She
could be seeing you know, scuds. She's you know, going
through the boat. She doesn't really see a guest there,
she sees a scud going off, you.
Speaker 4: Know by the way.
Speaker 5: You know that beautiful mind guy, Yeah, he's dead, went
through the front of their fucking car window and flew
into a tree. I wonder if he saw numbers at
that tree. He was like calculating, like yeah, three two one,
Well you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah it would Yeah, it would have been
more like uh more advanced calculations, mass meeting tree trees,
mass veloscopy.
Speaker 5: What a beautiful way to die, Yeah, doing math calculations
for your brain turning into sludge.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're on one today.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 4: I had a bad couple of days, all right.
Speaker 1: So she storms through the boat, She goes up to captain.
She says, I don't even know what she said. She
was crying and hyperventilating. This is a you know, a
word for anyone out there. If you're going to approach
the head of the company, right, which we could say
Jason is the head of this company, this small little
roving company of Daryl derrelics and uh societally vanquished people.
Take a few beats before you go and do it right,
because you don't want to go to your boss in
about of mannic fucking rage.
Speaker 3: It's just not a good.
Speaker 4: Look and she should beat off.
Speaker 1: Jason was really really like what the fuck is going on?
But there's food to get going. We've got a dinner
to get to. As his tradition, we've got lemon drops
for the paying guests.
Speaker 3: Those lemon drops.
Speaker 1: Are movie slurpy icy blue, which makes all the sense
in the world. It's like, so nuts. What happens on
these boats?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 1: Can we get some champagne for a room? It was
supposed to be in there. Oh yeah, yeah, no problem.
The guy that's bringing it is actually just boofing his
thumb right now in his bunk, but it'll be up.
Speaker 3: There a little bit. I mean, it's just nuts.
Speaker 1: So Ellie storms back down and Ben says, I don't
want to work around you right now, and she says,
shut the fuck up and get the fuck over it.
Speaker 5: Can I say this?
Speaker 1: I don't know how she's on this boat after this night.
Speaker 5: At least she called him by his name, Ben.
Speaker 4: She didn't call him honey or something, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: First dish is crispy pork belly with a warm Brussels
sprout salad and a parmesan crisp The inclusion of the
descriptor warm is an interesting one.
Speaker 3: Said that one to me.
Speaker 1: You know, it happens when you're out and about in
restaurants and whatnot. I would hope it's warm.
Speaker 3: I certainly would hope.
Speaker 1: The wedding is tomorrow and they're not wearing white. You
know what, these two have absolutely ravaged one another already.
And I didn't even know that you wear white to
signify that you are still a virgin, which I think
you know. In this this sodom and gomora, god damn
pagan country we live in nowadays, I would imagine ninety
eight percent of people that doesn't apply.
Speaker 5: To Oh, I wish it was ninety eight.
Speaker 3: What do you think it is zero? I don't know.
Speaker 1: No, Okay, all right, so we get grouper with a
pistagio crumble and mashed potato.
Speaker 5: Let me tell you about groopers, because you know I
know about the fishh Yeah, groupers. They'll fucking eat anything.
They're the garbage trucks of the fucking seat. You hate
sea bugs, These fucking things, anything floating in the ocean
they'll eat. Fucking use condoms, fucking fingers, fucking tacos.
Speaker 3: Hey.
Speaker 1: Hey, well, I know you've had a couple of tough days,
but I mean the potty mouth on you tonight.
Speaker 3: I mean it's crazy. Ben, as things are kind.
Speaker 1: Of going fairly well, says to Joow, I need you
to get in here and rotate these dishes. And Ellie,
who is It's important to remember, you know, if this
is your first time watching this show, you'd probably go, oh,
Ellie's a pretty tough.
Speaker 2: Boss on Ben.
Speaker 1: No, that's not the dynamic. Actually it's the reverse. But
when Ben says that Ellie tells him to shut his
bitch ass up and that she's going to actually be
doing the dishes, it's insane the way she's talking to him.
And we're a fan of the Balkan Biscuit, We're we're
fans of Ben, are you know? We love everybody on
the show. If I was Ben, I would have her fired.
Speaker 3: Tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Can I say?
Speaker 5: One of the fun aspects of watching this show, still
watching this show is the dynamic of how the breakdown
of communication and how arguments, despite us being human beings
on this planet for what, I don't know, how we.
Speaker 1: Walk around forty billion years.
Speaker 5: I thought four thousand or something.
Speaker 1: Well four thousand is when Jesus and the dinosaurs were
walking around, but because of the ancient empires, you know,
they found a second Sphinx today. Did they really yeah
today or yesterday or something like that.
Speaker 5: Oh, I was reading about I was too busy reading
about Tiger Woods getting in like his third car accident.
Speaker 1: I'd be the fourth.
Speaker 4: Oh is that right?
Speaker 1: And they're always really bad. Tiger goes all the way.
No fender benders with this guy. Everyone's almost dead every time.
Speaker 5: Right, Well, I surmise it.
Speaker 4: I think he just he insists on buying cars with
three tires. That's his problem.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not that he's addicted to pills.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well and alcohol?
Speaker 2: Right, yeah.
Speaker 1: You know you can tell when you're in the throes
of addiction when the last time you did something like
this your femur exploded out of your skin. You know,
that's a tough thing to look at. So if you
continue to do that having not learned that lesson, I mean,
my god, you got a problem.
Speaker 3: Man. He's he's worth like one point six billion dollars though,
so you know he's just having a good time.
Speaker 5: Hire a driver. I'm sure we'll give him the President
Medal of Honor in like three years.
Speaker 4: Get up here, Tiger.
Speaker 1: He's a great guy.
Speaker 2: I love him.
Speaker 1: Not a great driver.
Speaker 5: Not a great driver. Come out of here.
Speaker 1: He drives the hell out of a ball, not out
of a car.
Speaker 3: Come out up here.
Speaker 1: We're gonna bestow the it's the highest civilian a war
to you right now for no reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh he's drug everybody, don't worry.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: At least he's on bills, you know, which is wait
less dangerous? Are you driving today?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got a little kink because his bones exploded
out of his legs. I think he has fun getting
into car crashes.
Speaker 4: At least he's feeling something.
Speaker 5: I mean, when you've banged that many prostitutes, what really
gets you off at this point? Yea.
Speaker 4: Anyway, he's a great guy.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: What were we talking about, Mikey and Alisha all yet? War?
Speaker 4: Oh that's right. You know we've been told by a
stranger or that he is the best guy.
Speaker 3: I can't stand him.
Speaker 5: I don't know if I can't say, all right, let
me say this about him. Let me say this about him.
I'm gonna get serious right now. Hm, Mikey, I like you,
but you're a fuck up. You're a fuck up, a
big fuck up.
Speaker 4: And let me say this. I don't remember what his
SA rat history is.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: I think we might have covered it, but I'm sure
it involved your dad taken off when you were young,
and maybe he was banging the local barber behind your
mom's back, and that that's why you do that.
Speaker 4: To your hair.
Speaker 3: It's local barber.
Speaker 5: I don't know his dad was fucking the local barber, hairstylist.
Speaker 4: That's why he does it to his hair. It's like
a form of cutting. He hates himself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's like an opus day kind of thing,
but for his hair.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he wants to look at something that reminds him
what happened to his horrible childhood every day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, get your shit together.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and stop being such a fucking.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: He reminds me of these these kids that were they
were immortalized in very many cartoons, you know, these like
these just these trouble makers. You know, there's there's the
Eddie Haskell of it all, there's the uh, you know
Harald from Hey Arnold, he was a big bully. But
just these people I want to like say, it's like
a Conroy kind of thing, just getting in people's ship
and starting stuff. It's like, just go fucking pull the
tampon off the wall and shut up, go out at night,
get blackout, drunk, try to kiss Ellie, get shut down,
say oh, this never happens to me, and we'll all
wonder how you could possibly think that it just that's
just have fun with it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because you know him breaking her balls. I mean,
despite her kind of being horrible in the galley, one
of the worst, fair enough, but unlike her working in
the galley, she's an exquisite.
Speaker 1: Towel one of the worst.
Speaker 4: Well, but she's good at folding towels.
Speaker 1: She's not really good at much. And we love Alicia,
we're excited to talk to her, but she may be
one of the worst sea.
Speaker 3: Rats we've ever seen.
Speaker 5: Well, she's better at folding towels than Mikey, So Mikey,
take notes.
Speaker 3: Take notes.
Speaker 1: Dessert is a chocolate fond dot with a raspberry cooley.
The guests love it. It looked to me like, h
I think that desserts and confectionery classes are a little big,
two big of an ask in a hospice ward, But
it does seem to me like people that were on
their last leg got wheeled into a room to make
this dessert. Okay, let's move on to at some point,
Eddie gets thirsty and because of that, he's evidently forgotten
to put champagne and glasses in the room of the
two pain guests. Now, I think everyone who encountered Mark
and Clay fell in love with them, as did I
do not. These people are so lovely. Don't fuck this up.
They're so patient with how bad you all are at
your jobs. If they ask for champagne in their room,
it's their wedding. Hey, Mikey, you know, I know that
you're I don't know, what are you doing shaving your chest? Well,
things are going on with the champagne in the fucking
room now.
Speaker 5: I know Jenna's busy, but at some point you have
to understand that you're worker is such a colossal fuck up.
Speaker 4: You're useless.
Speaker 5: Sorry, Mikey, you are. Yeah that you just say, you
know what, we can't We can't risk being looked upon
as even more fuck ups than we are. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mikey,
go take a shit or something exactly.
Speaker 4: I'll do it.
Speaker 1: You know, if you're in a U shipped U shaped
ambush and the jungles of Vietnam, you have to understand
that the guy next to you, he's going through something.
He's panicked. He's not going to help. This is not
a teaching moment, right, this is life or death.
Speaker 5: So you push him in front of you exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: You have to find a way to make the situation
work for the most people, and if that means throwing
Mikey in front of a fucking hail of bullets, you
have to do that. Ben and Ellie have a little
chat and Ben says, very bigly, I want to apologize
for the way that I spoke to you. Do you
wanna say anything about your side of the street, to
which Ellie responds, yeah, I would. Why do you say
what she said?
Speaker 4: Why don't you fuck off?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, And that's when I think she heard the bombs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because this was nuts. I mean, we've had a
refractory period of probably two hours, and she gets right
back up to nine or ten so fucking quickly after
an apology. Again, I don't want to be you know,
clean white new balance, hr lady, but you know, Ellie's
gone in my book after this night.
Speaker 3: This was unhinged.
Speaker 5: Now, what's interesting about Ellie We've had her on the
show a number of times.
Speaker 4: She is sweet as pie, except.
Speaker 5: When you don't put sure evidently, and but she is
one of these types that if she goes too long
without addressing in an issue, she gets really hot and
then it blows up.
Speaker 4: So I think that's what she needs to work on.
Speaker 1: If I'm her therapist, Daisy has to head in and
actually get her out of the kitchen.
Speaker 4: And she's a roommate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Daisy has to say she pulls rank and says,
because Ben could pull rank and go get out, I'm
your boss. But it's not registering. She's on shutter island
right now. There's so much blood.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And to remind the audience how the boat works
in the dynamic of leadership, technically the chef is his
own department.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the hierarchy goes captain. Ironically enough Cole shoveling gremlins
that we never see, right, and then the chef.
Speaker 3: So yeah, Ellie would be toast.
Speaker 1: So Daisy sets into sets into bed with Ellie, and
Ellie's like, I got so mad, and Daisy's like, no,
it's okay, it's all right. No, it's it's definitely not
it's definitely not what she did.
Speaker 5: At this point, you have to calm people down. It's
exactly what Jauha was doing with Ben right. These are
it's a coping kind of helping people. You can't confront
them at this out.
Speaker 3: No, it's a little schmear. You gotta just schmear a smear.
Speaker 4: I mine is schmer just a word for just topping
on like a bagel.
Speaker 1: Well, schmar could be used as a verb or a noun.
Speaker 4: Okay, because mine would be hummus. I love hummus. You
the whole container.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's a lot of carbs.
Speaker 5: That's my wife says, I love it. I'm addicted.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, you could do a shmear of hummus.
Speaker 1: But if it's if it's a noun, it's it's cream cheese.
Schmera is cream cheese. You don't like cream ches like
cream cheese. You don't like any kind of cream cheese.
M I bet you like like a light whipped maybe, yeah,
that makes sense for.
Speaker 3: You, a light whipped whatever.
Speaker 1: Cream cheese Philadelphia you can pump out with the most
fucking chemicals and the lowest amount of calories. That's bats.
Would you do a lock smear? No, it's my favorite smear.
I have to tell you you just little bits of
dead fish in cream cheese. It's disgusting if you think
about it.
Speaker 3: It really is.
Speaker 1: Next morning we get to the dueling convos with cap
and heads of department. Uh, the jay man says, look,
this whole thing got quant hated.
Speaker 5: Oh thank you.
Speaker 1: Guys have a confaciation with each other and SMI I.
Speaker 3: The next forty eight hours. We've got forty eight more hours.
I mean it's bananas.
Speaker 1: Breakfast is ordered, charter yep, breakfast is ordered. Veggie omelet
is requested. Now if you are complaining about water seeping
out of an egg dish, and that egg dish is
specifically ordered by you, and that is a vegchie omelet, Sorry,
you ordered one of the most disgusting things you could
possibly order in an omelet bar. I know we're vegetarian, probably,
but let's do a let's do a cheese omelet, or
let's just do let's just do eggs. Once we start
including vegetables in there, it.
Speaker 3: Can it can leak.
Speaker 4: What is what is a soft.
Speaker 1: A soft scramble is a French preparation of eggs.
Speaker 4: Where did what did he say? It was European?
Speaker 1: He yeah, he lost it. Uh, he didn't know what
it was. And it's it's one of the most you know,
how like mm hmm, And we've talked about it before.
Chickens just have it brutal. Oh yeah, yeah, they have
it really really tough, because you know what is our
favorite form of chicken, chicken McNuggets. It's a chicken mcnugg
Not mine, what's yours?
Speaker 5: None?
Speaker 3: You don't like any chicken? Uh No, you don't like
a chicken tender?
Speaker 4: Not anymore?
Speaker 3: What do you mean not anymore?
Speaker 4: Asked me? The last time I've eaten chicken?
Speaker 3: No, I don't want to.
Speaker 4: You went out to eat with me what two weeks ago?
Speaker 5: Did you see me order a single thing of meat?
Speaker 3: No, you got nachos, not with chicken on them. There's
no chicken on that. Wow, well you look good, thank you.
Speaker 1: Anyways, A soft scramble is one of those things where
if you're working in the culinary world, that's one of
the first things you have to have down pat right.
Knife skills have to be there. Also, you have to
be able to know what to do with eggs. The
fact that I mean this looked like an egg dish
that was that was served to somebody in coach.
Speaker 5: You know, Yeah, today I heat it up in a microwave.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you would hate a soft scramble. I know.
Speaker 1: It a lot of butter, low temperature, just constant stirring,
constant stirring, so that it kind of pours out, kind
of like almost like a custard.
Speaker 3: It's very loose, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: Also, he put a truffle truffle oil in there.
Speaker 1: You know, everyone knows how we feel about truffle oil. Yeah, okay,
it's a three card Monty of the culinary world, all right.
So the guests are not happy.
Speaker 3: It looks like some kind of coum some kind of
thin com Yeah. Captain Jason has to talk with Elie.
Speaker 1: Says, hey, listen, I want to talk to you because
the other day you lost it, right, you snapped. I
thought you were gonna kill somebody. So we can't have
that again.
Speaker 3: Good luck.
Speaker 1: We get to the beach. Let's of a beach and
more of a really scary pile of sand in the
middle of the ocean that could disappear in a moment's notice,
which never set foot on that island.
Speaker 5: We've been here many This is one of Jason's favorite spots,
is it not? Or did he find this? No?
Speaker 3: We go to a new spot every season.
Speaker 4: Oh right right, okay, yeah, we're not in Dan.
Speaker 5: And we're in a We're Gibraltaraneum, okay, so we found
a new island that disappears.
Speaker 4: I think it's cool.
Speaker 3: Who are you?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I'm basic bitch. Maybe that's why my wife doesn't want
to fuck me.
Speaker 1: All right, take it easy, take it easy.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: We've got a we've got rum punches. We've got spicy
tabasco margarita's, which like, don't make that Alicia making a
spicy tabasco margarita?
Speaker 3: Are you absolutely out of your mind? No, thank you.
Speaker 1: We've got some sad news though. Jenna says that love
is in the with Eddie.
Speaker 3: Jenna.
Speaker 1: One episode and you've faltered. You've broken the line.
Speaker 5: Never never, never listened to what a sea rat says.
Speaker 1: That's such a good point. I mean, put it on
a T shirt. He doesn't deserve it. And I'm not
even saying like he doesn't deserve it because he was
like a gross pig. I I he doesn't deserve it
because his game has been so bad. In a meritocratic environment,
we can't reward failure. And I really haven't seen kind
of failure on the grounds of womanizing, the likes of
which Eddie has displayed this season.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's been.
Speaker 1: Really, really bad.
Speaker 5: We've seen worse in past seasons, and the adage is true,
time heals all wounds.
Speaker 1: Jenna and Mikey have a little uh tift. Mikey says,
when Jenna doesn't want to joke, I want to wind
her up even more.
Speaker 4: Dom I hate annoying, bastard.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? That's where I get back to
like recess. Somebody's just poking someone in the head, you know,
sitting behind him. It's like, why are you doing that?
And famously, I think the fans know that. When I
was in eighth grade in study hall, Larry Honk punched
Harris and Thorn in the face for doing that very
same thing. Now Jenna can't punch Mikey in the face.
Speaker 3: This is a work environment.
Speaker 1: But because it's a work environment, one could say, Mikey,
don't wind people up onnecessarily. What are you in high school? Yes,
crazy Jesus stop. Tonight's dinner is triggering for Ben because
he spent fifty thousand dollars on a wedding with a
cheating huah, his words, not mine. By the way, we've
been running a little bit. We've got to get Rubes
on the zoom. But have you seen that woman's confessional
video that you put on out on social media?
Speaker 5: Ben's Ben's no, yeah, what did she confess to?
Speaker 1: Why don't you round out the rest of the episode
and all?
Speaker 5: Did she cop to it? No? No, no, okay, all right,
We're round out the rest of all. Right, So I
guess the guests are still at that island that's ready
to go away, and this is when Juwa and Daisy
they practice up on that altar, and.
Speaker 4: Uh, you know it's.
Speaker 6: Chef Ben, Ben Robinson's ex fiance. Those of you who
are watching Belowdeck may have heard of me, and not
in a positive light at all. Everything Ben has said
about me on the show is one hundred percent false.
I have never I would never be romantically involved with
any of his friends. That's not the kind of person
I am. The truth is I was the one that
left the relationship, not easily, I may add, because of
the way he was treating me. There was a lot
of trauma I had to deal with from that relationship,
and honestly, I just want to be over. It's been
over two years, and I really feel like I've healed.
And the Internet blowing this up and.
Speaker 2: Do you mind me?
Speaker 4: You know, I mean, here her out here, out.
Speaker 1: There's another minute and thirty seconds left in that video.
Speaker 5: Well, he's gotten the whole season to throw her under
the bus.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know, it's a really good point, But my point
is when he's throwing her under the bus, I don't care,
And when she's talking about him throwing her under the bus,
I don't care. I mean, who could possibly care about
these two?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I guess that's true.
Speaker 1: But listen, we'll break down what's a brood of the
whole thing later on in the season. We'll come back
and sure we'll do the two Towers version of that video, right, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 4: Well, anyway, so the wedding.
Speaker 5: As the wedding's happening, Alicia, she aspires to have the
kind of love that Mark and Clay have. You know,
I'd say, let's start with not getting jealous when your
coworker likes another girl.
Speaker 4: Uh, and then we'll cross.
Speaker 5: The other threshold. M h okay, yeah, and then we
have that other dinner here del Yeah, after the wedding.
Speaker 1: And we should say the wedding between client Mark is
actually really cute. You know, Mark is or no, Clay
is a little mush and and Mark is a little.
Speaker 3: Little tush.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Dinner is a filet with panco crusted baby egg
plant fried to a pulp. Looked like a little bit
of a pair. Interesting preparation. And the second course for
the wedding, this is their wedding, is cake. So they
were served three pieces of filet and an egg plant,
and then they were served.
Speaker 5: Cake, pineapple upside down cake.
Speaker 1: If you haven't had that in a while, you're missing out.
Speaker 4: Me and the me and the kids made that a
couple of months ago for Christmas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 5: You know, dress all the pineapple juice as it's upside down.
Speaker 4: So it's nice and moist.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what you know.
Speaker 1: You know Jenny's Jenny's ice Cream?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 4: Is that the place over on a burbank boulevard.
Speaker 3: They got them all over the place.
Speaker 5: Now it's very you know, they have a pineapple upside
down ice cream.
Speaker 4: I've had it.
Speaker 1: It's delicious, unreal all right. So we get to the
guests departing. Alicia leaves a cloth behind blames it on
Mikey fair game. That was a fair game. Yeah, I'm
a fan of that. And yeah we we end on
it to be continued.
Speaker 5: Yes with we know he's not gonna Captain Hotpants, is
not gonna fire Ben and Balk and Biscuit. He just
pulls them up there to basically should talk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just puts them together.
Speaker 4: Is a dumb cliffhanger.
Speaker 1: Anyways, love you guys so much for listening to the show.
Tell your friends, tell your family, steal all of the
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Speaker 3: We will see you next week. I'm Dylan saying goodbye, Pat,
say goodbye, ye guys,