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<v Speaker 1>Let me finish. This is the first time I committed

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<v Speaker 1>a hate crime. Maybe they'll jerk my dick off or

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like something like that. Yeah, probably we've disgusted.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm associate Bath. You are rested my ship, any trash ship.

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<v Speaker 1>You're worst friend. Do you want to know why you're

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<v Speaker 1>all fucked up? Just look at the fucking proms you

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<v Speaker 1>hang around with. You're listen to your worst friend with

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<v Speaker 1>Shane and Matt. I'm Matt. I'm joined today by my

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<v Speaker 1>friend and co host Shane.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Itchy.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw a friend yesterday. Guy, I hadn't seen it

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<v Speaker 1>in a long time, and he asked me like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>how you doing, what's going on? Blah blah blah. And

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't throw the podcast out right away because it's

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not you know, we're not Joe Rogan, but I

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<v Speaker 1>never At the end he yeah, I feel shame about

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<v Speaker 1>this thing. At the end, he was like, oh, so,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing? Blah blah blah, And I told

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<v Speaker 1>him and I told him, you know, got nominated for

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<v Speaker 1>an Avian Award. We've had on some really cool, interesting

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<v Speaker 1>guests and he's like, how can I find you? And

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<v Speaker 1>here I literally had to stop and go like this,

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<v Speaker 1>I go. You can go to your worst friend dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, all right, so Jim is probably listening

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<v Speaker 1>right now.

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<v Speaker 2>He made it. He made it through that whole speech.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I mean he looked at me like, oh fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy lost his mind in the ten years since

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen him.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, he's cool. He's got a whole spiel

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<v Speaker 2>for me. He's trying to sell me knives.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you, Jim is who the fuck is Jim?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you meet him at a bowling alley or something? No.

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<v Speaker 1>I worked at Best Buy with him. Jim is like

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<v Speaker 1>like when some guys go to bed, they're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope I can wake up the Rock someday, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like just miraculously, whoa just freaky Friday happens. You're the Rock,

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<v Speaker 1>and the Rock is some fucking loser somewhere. When I

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<v Speaker 1>go to bed, I have dreams about waking up as Jim. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, what you're thinking, this sounds gay.

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<v Speaker 2>Or hey, sounds really good.

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<v Speaker 1>That fuck's the thing, man, I fucking I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>anything about Jim's fucking, but I can tell you this.

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<v Speaker 1>Jim is one of the most handsome guys I've ever

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<v Speaker 1>seen in my life. Good shape, athletic, whatever. Jim is

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<v Speaker 1>the nicest guy I've ever met in my life. He's

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<v Speaker 1>just friendly to everyone, helpful, understands what good customer services,

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 2>Is he a scientologist?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think he's religious at all. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>Jim is probably listening and going, what the fuck? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>But Jim, you're good dude. I kept having to shoe

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<v Speaker 1>him away. He was like picking up food. We were

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<v Speaker 1>both picking up food at this place, and I was waiting.

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<v Speaker 1>He just came in because I guess he had called in,

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<v Speaker 1>and he would like put his food down. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you have a family, Like, get your food, let's walk

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<v Speaker 1>towards the door. And he'd be talking to me and

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<v Speaker 1>he'd put his fucking food down again.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, hey, well he's just like stobbing at every booth,

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<v Speaker 2>putting his food down at the old woman's table.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, pretty much. And it was very awkward because I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I don't want to be taking you away

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<v Speaker 1>from your family, Like, what are you doing? Go ahead,

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<v Speaker 1>come on check. I will stand and sit and do

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<v Speaker 1>whatever and talk to someone for fucking eight hours. If

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<v Speaker 1>you give it to me, people have to walk away

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<v Speaker 1>from me.

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<v Speaker 2>Is Jim black?

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<v Speaker 1>No, Jim is not black. I said I want to

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<v Speaker 1>wake up as Jim.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, and I know that's why I thought, like, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>you just said you want to wake up as him.

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<v Speaker 2>You said he was smit, athletic, handsome, said he talks

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<v Speaker 2>a lot. He kept on intruding on other people's meals.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't want to go off to his family.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good it's a nice way to obtain them, man,

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<v Speaker 1>is man? I see how the media does it so easily.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh Oh, Jim kept stopping to talk. Must not have

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to go home to his wife. Wonder if there's

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<v Speaker 1>trouble at home? Hmm interesting?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, man, the media does anything just endlessly and write,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like husbands. You know, I learned how to

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<v Speaker 2>be a bumbling husband from watching bumbling idiots be husbands

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<v Speaker 2>on television and they were spot on because I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>as fucking bumbling.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not taking this political, but here is a political thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to point this out to Blandrew years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I go conservative entertainment fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Sucks, yeah, hair religious and values.

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<v Speaker 1>But not even that. Just even the the army tough

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<v Speaker 1>guy want they suck too.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just not good, you know, Michael Bay Marathon. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I can only make it so far. I could make

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<v Speaker 2>it to bad boys too, probably.

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<v Speaker 1>Well see, but they would even be exceptions. What they

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<v Speaker 1>should have been doing years ago is dumping money into

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<v Speaker 1>entertainment in this and that, because so much of that

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<v Speaker 1>shit shapes culture. It really does. As much as I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to be the I don't blame entertainment for anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Violent video games didn't make the Columbine kids shoot up

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<v Speaker 1>the school to me at least, sure, But I do

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<v Speaker 1>think things influence people, like I'm not denying. Yeah, yeah, so.

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<v Speaker 2>The art influences the society influences the art influences the

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<v Speaker 2>s It's a give and take. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>People think art is just for like sissy's and homos

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff, But you got to remember art is like

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast you listen to, what sure architecture Yeah yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if you make if architects start making everything look like dicks.

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<v Speaker 1>They're gonna transition your kids that much easier.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, bace ships look like Dick's.

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<v Speaker 1>They really do. They really engineers? Yeah, uh, you were

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<v Speaker 1>talking about husbands. I watched a series on Apple the

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<v Speaker 1>other day. Jen and I had a real hell of

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<v Speaker 1>a weekend just up to ridiculous time. No, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>getting to the point where it's like, hey, you're almost forty.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't do this anymore. It's like a guy who

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<v Speaker 1>wake up drunk every day. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like, hey, I like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey yeah, I mean Saturday into Sunday. I went to

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<v Speaker 1>bed at seven am on Sunday and woke up at

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<v Speaker 1>three pm.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's fucking ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>What my wife, You can't do that with a family,

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<v Speaker 1>right she does? Well, well, you got you, so that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's got a fucking butler to take care of everything.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's me. But uh yeah, they yeah that shit. Dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's being a parent that does it to you,

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, I think it is. Actually because you got

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<v Speaker 2>to wake up and take care of the fucking kids

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<v Speaker 2>and send them off to school so you don't get

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<v Speaker 2>a letter from CPS. Why isn't your kid in school

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<v Speaker 2>because I teach them at.

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<v Speaker 1>Home and I give them his vaccines myself.

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<v Speaker 2>It's toilet water, but but it makes them strong, make

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<v Speaker 2>his immunes to some healthy. But anyway, it was I saying, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>the whole raising kids makes you more responsible? It may

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<v Speaker 2>it really like I can't even sleep past seven am

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<v Speaker 2>if I want to, if it's my day off, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>usually up by five. And if I sleep in, it's

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<v Speaker 2>seven at the latest. And I go to bed early

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<v Speaker 2>as shit, like no later than midnight usually. And I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what made it change, specifically, because I was

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<v Speaker 2>living that lifestyle. Were talking about staying up all night,

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<v Speaker 2>sleeping a couple hours in the daytime and shit. But

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<v Speaker 2>I stop doing that around like twenty seven.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh how old is your kid at that point?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably like seven or eight maybe even no, maybe I

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<v Speaker 2>was like almost thirty. Actually, maybe I was twenty nine

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<v Speaker 2>or thirty, because you.

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<v Speaker 1>Gotta be more involved at that point, though, don't you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think that might have been the catalyst. But

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<v Speaker 2>for yeah, months or years even, I would work overnight

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<v Speaker 2>all night, get off at like six or seven in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning, get home, bring my son to school, come home,

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<v Speaker 2>watch movies and TV and smoke weed all day and

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<v Speaker 2>and all the time, Like, oh, I should probably go

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<v Speaker 2>to sleep. I was probably to sleep, but I'm having

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I do every night. Man, I go I

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<v Speaker 1>should probably go to bed. I can just get up

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<v Speaker 1>early like a normal human and do this same thing tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>This feels like free time right now.

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<v Speaker 2>It does time so important to get that extra time. Yeah, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>that was a big part of the motivating force, Like, oh, man,

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<v Speaker 2>the wife's to sleep, the kids asleep, and I got

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<v Speaker 2>six hours till the sun comes up and only three

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<v Speaker 2>hours after that to work, you know, But I didn't care.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought like, oh yeah, dude, I used to stay

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<v Speaker 2>up all night watching movies. I watched the whole series

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<v Speaker 2>of It's Always Sunny. I discovered all my favorite bands.

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<v Speaker 2>I appreciate the time you're having, But eventually you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>just die.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, well so are you?

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<v Speaker 2>No I sleep normal now.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll still eventually die.

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<v Speaker 2>No, because I cut back to three monsters a day.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my mistake. Fucking I think kids pull you into

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<v Speaker 1>a normal lifestyle, and I'm hoping they do for me,

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<v Speaker 1>because I can't be a scumbag parent, I would feel

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<v Speaker 1>too bad about that. I am great at self destruction.

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<v Speaker 1>I am really really bad at letting you down.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is a good way for you to be a parent,

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<v Speaker 2>so you can well, it will take a while for

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<v Speaker 2>you to realize, but eventually you're going to figure out like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh shit, no matter what I do for this kid,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm always gonna feel like a scumbag. Hmmm.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'll find a way to delude myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you find a way to lie to yourself, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what. You will until they become a teenager, and

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<v Speaker 2>then you're gonna be like, oh fuck, I'm starting to

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<v Speaker 2>see what all the shit my dad was talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Like what give me something?

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<v Speaker 2>Just like you know how, like the apple doesn't fall

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<v Speaker 2>far from the tree. And I should have listened to

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<v Speaker 2>my dad, And if I could go back and redo

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<v Speaker 2>everything all over again, I would have never had kids,

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<v Speaker 2>because kids make you remind They remind you of your

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<v Speaker 2>own death, and they remind you that you're never going

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<v Speaker 2>to live up to the expectations you set for yourself. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>all the shit he was yelling at me when I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, you know, thirteen fourteen in the car. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but here's the thing. Maybe you will make some progress,

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<v Speaker 2>because I've noticed a little bit of progress. I have

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<v Speaker 2>broken one cycle. I haven't screamed all this stuff at

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you haven't. You haven't directly said it to.

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<v Speaker 2>Him, right, Yeah, you could be listening right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well tell them sign up for the Patreon. We

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<v Speaker 2>My dad used to fucking like say. He used to

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<v Speaker 2>always try and give me like words of wisdom, and

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<v Speaker 2>it would always just come out horribly. For instance, when

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<v Speaker 2>immediate advice for me was, oh, well, you know, you

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<v Speaker 2>shouldn't put all your eggs in one basket, meaning I

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<v Speaker 2>should go out and fuck other women and impregnate them

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<v Speaker 2>so that way I could ensure that I had biological

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<v Speaker 2>seed that was mine, because obviously my wife's a whore too.

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<v Speaker 1>I think your dad was probably just applying that to

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<v Speaker 1>all women at that point though, to be fair, Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just a broad assessment of broads.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. But I mean, now that I'm getting to be

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<v Speaker 1>Coming from Yeah, my dad never really gave me anything emotionally,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know what it was. It was because he

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<v Speaker 1>and his dad was violent. Standard me as a dad,

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<v Speaker 1>your standard beatings. Dude, I don't know. I'm actually good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getta can always say that I'm getting to the point. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of have the I'm getting to the point

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<v Speaker 1>where I'm like, am I too old? Am I getting

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<v Speaker 1>too tired? Not old? I get it? Number blah blah blah,

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<v Speaker 1>Am I getting too tired?

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<v Speaker 2>Baby? Kid?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Six? Yeah, that was no offense. That's not a

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean whatever, he's gonna die and the girl

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<v Speaker 2>will have to take care of the baby.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not related to that kid at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh. No, you know that's an interesting sort of familial relationship.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't met the kid yet. I'm gonna have to

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<v Speaker 2>go say what's up and be like, hey, your dad

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<v Speaker 2>says all women are horse.

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<v Speaker 1>What if your dad was like came to you and

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, I got this bitch pregnant, and you

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<v Speaker 1>were like, whoa, that's weird and it was your mom,

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<v Speaker 1>and your mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Had a baby, corrected me, stuff put back in.

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<v Speaker 1>They ammed it back in with a reverse plunger.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they didn't have to cut her open or anything.

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<v Speaker 2>They just shot it up or pussy.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you ever see those Japanese ones where it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a gun They stick it in a toilet and they

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<v Speaker 1>other end, of course. Yeah, but that's what they would

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<v Speaker 1>do with your mother's fucking parts.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's cool that they kept them, I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they saved them for later. So anyway, that kid

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<v Speaker 1>would technically be more of a your family line that

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<v Speaker 1>you'd always thought you were than you are. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I just wasn't sure. If I just wanted you to

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<v Speaker 1>picture your mother getting impregnated by your dad quote unquote dad.

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<v Speaker 2>That'd be so cool, actually, because then it'd be like.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm good to have a new brother or sister

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<v Speaker 1>who was forty No no, no, no, no, oh cool.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it would just it would it would make it

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<v Speaker 2>so like, oh, my parents bally got back together.

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<v Speaker 1>It was my fault that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I honestly have no memories of them together that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm certain of I think I might have one memory

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<v Speaker 2>when did they split up? Baby? When I was like one?

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<v Speaker 1>Really?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, yeah, so it's it's honestly, it's so fucking

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<v Speaker 2>bizarre for me. I act, Oh, here's a fucking thought.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep that thought. But let me ask this was your

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<v Speaker 1>dad as you know him, still your first male figure

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<v Speaker 1>you had in your life?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, definitely.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know if your mom got remarried between like

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<v Speaker 1>one and three or something like when your memories were starting.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of guys I remember that. Well, she likes

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<v Speaker 2>our clip every week, so we use this one. But uh, anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>what were you asking me about my dad? Oh? No,

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<v Speaker 2>he was uh? Oh fuck? Was I gonna say about

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<v Speaker 2>this motherfucker? Uh shit? Something about when I was little?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god? Oh I used to have no no shit,

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<v Speaker 2>this is true. I used to have like upset thoughts

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<v Speaker 2>in my head, like of like, oh my god, what

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<v Speaker 2>if I walk in on my mom and dad fucking?

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<v Speaker 2>And it wasn't like in like a normal sense like

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<v Speaker 2>oh that would be gross to walk in on my

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<v Speaker 2>parents fucking. It would be like, oh shit, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want them to be together. That's gross and weird. It

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<v Speaker 2>was I always had this like this idea that they

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<v Speaker 2>just don't go together, you know, mayde us, because I

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<v Speaker 2>always saw my dad dating other women just constantly and

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<v Speaker 2>they were always arguing. But I used to be like

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<v Speaker 2>frightened of the idea of what if they decided they

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<v Speaker 2>love each other again? And I was like, oh, shit,

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<v Speaker 2>fucking they're gonna kill me.

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<v Speaker 1>Like your assumption goes to the fucking murder me, because well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just useless. They need to restart.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's what I was thinking, Like, Oh, they got it,

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<v Speaker 3>They're gonna try again. Maybe maybe I'm the seed that

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<v Speaker 3>sprouted their fucking angst and if they get rid of me,

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<v Speaker 3>they can blossom anew.

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<v Speaker 1>My dad never gave me advice. At least you got

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<v Speaker 1>advice at least if it was bad advice, sure, but

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<v Speaker 1>you can then at least recognize it and be like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't listen to anything. I never I When I was

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<v Speaker 1>in eighth grade, my girlfriend was cutting herself right and

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<v Speaker 1>it upset me. It made me really fucking sad. I

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<v Speaker 1>was crying about it. One time.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be mad about that, be like stop all that

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<v Speaker 2>to yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>It was no, it was I was sad. Okay, it

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<v Speaker 1>was a little pussy boy, and I remember I was

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<v Speaker 1>like crying about. My dad was like, hey, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you fucking crying about? And I was like, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>upset about this, and he goes, what is it? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I tell her? I told him. I was like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>my girlfriend she cuts herself. He just looks at me.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, is she stupid? Why does she do that?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, honestly, like that's pretty good answer. Like if

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<v Speaker 2>you don't know anything about like what is that cut

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<v Speaker 2>your self disorder?

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<v Speaker 1>They don't think that's the Yeah, clinical name bits with

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<v Speaker 1>sad marks disorder. Let me explain my sadness. Like their

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<v Speaker 1>Native American stripes on my fucking scarification.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye yeah, maybe that's like brand it's similar, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>so Imagine a tattoo, but instead of a tattoo needle,

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<v Speaker 2>they just use a literal surge and scalpel and they

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<v Speaker 2>just cut the living fucking ship out of you.

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<v Speaker 1>And what is it to to uh score.

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<v Speaker 2>Like permanent disfigurement. Yeah, they cut a piece of artwork

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<v Speaker 2>into your skin and it's illegal in the United States.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to go to other countries to get it done.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fucking disgusting. It's awful. It's gross. Uh, but you

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<v Speaker 2>know your vote if you want to have those sad marks.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's what those sad marks were intended to be.

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<v Speaker 2>But then the first girl to popularize it wasn't very artistic,

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<v Speaker 2>so she's like, oh, I just drew these lines. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just a straight line parallel line diagram.

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<v Speaker 1>I interviewed a girl and don't say this name, not

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<v Speaker 1>that you'n't even know it, but I interviewed a girl

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<v Speaker 1>for this upcoming season. And then you know, I have

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<v Speaker 1>to pull all the promo shots and this and that

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<v Speaker 1>and this isn't the one, but I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>you can see that there, And then some sad marks, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>real sad, real sad on this girl. And then when

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<v Speaker 1>you do the interview, you're like, oh, it's because your

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<v Speaker 1>brain is fried.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so was she sad first or fried first? I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know this fucking fried because she was sad. Haiggs

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<v Speaker 2>dick fucking walking around look say, oh look, oh boy.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like she was in one of the deleited

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<v Speaker 2>scenes from Event Horizon.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like she molested kids on Elm Street.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like she escaped a saw trap.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and now she's grateful for her life.

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<v Speaker 2>Get him back to the world now by doing fucking porn.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah anyway, Yeah, that was like the kind of advice

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<v Speaker 1>I get. Or when I bought Jen's engagement ring and

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<v Speaker 1>I went to go show him and I put it

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<v Speaker 1>on the I put it on, that was a time

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<v Speaker 1>when he actually the only time I believe that he

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<v Speaker 1>ever apologized, and that's because my mom called him out

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<v Speaker 1>on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really, what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I went to go show him the ring. I

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<v Speaker 1>was proud. I was like, hey, you know, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to propose to this girl. I love her, blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>And I go to put it on the island they have,

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<v Speaker 1>like the granite island, and the dog jumps up and

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<v Speaker 1>I like kind of push him down, not hard, not

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<v Speaker 1>hurt him, just like I don't want them grab in

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<v Speaker 1>this fucking engagement ring. I'm holding it. No, I push

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<v Speaker 1>him down. I go, oh, come on, My dad goes,

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<v Speaker 1>don't talk that way to the dog. Don't ever talk

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<v Speaker 1>that way to the dog. Leave the dog alone, don't

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<v Speaker 1>bother the dog. So then at that point I was

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<v Speaker 1>just like, I'm not like in a mood to be

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<v Speaker 1>happy and show you this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just kind of closed in and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, oh no I did. I did tell him.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, yeah, I got genis ring. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, is it a good one? Is it nice?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, yeah, it's nice. It's once she would want.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, okay, all right, that's good. Good job, And

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<v Speaker 1>then he walked away, and I remember my mom called

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<v Speaker 1>him out. She was like, that was you may not

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<v Speaker 1>realize you did that, but that hurt him a lot

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<v Speaker 1>me and it did. But you know, he's like, I

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<v Speaker 1>just didn't want you to be mean to the dog.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all. Okay. So even in the apology, it wasn't satisfactory.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean it's hard to be I mean it's

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<v Speaker 2>for a guy who got the ship beat out of

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<v Speaker 2>him every day. Yeah, it's hard to go much further

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<v Speaker 2>than where he was at.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe a guy you've got the shit beat out of

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<v Speaker 1>him as a kid, plus no attention because there were

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<v Speaker 1>twelve kids, so the only attention he got was negative attention,

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's why I asked you what kind of dad

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to be, because that's that's a dilemma. That

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to face. It's like inevitably you're going to

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<v Speaker 2>have aspirations and ideas like, well, I might not be perfect,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm going to try and do this, and I'll

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<v Speaker 2>never ever do this under any circumstances like and then

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to find as time goes on, you are

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<v Speaker 2>going to fall very short of every like goal you

422
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<v Speaker 2>set for yourself. And it's not because you're bad or

423
00:22:42.079 --> 00:22:44.359
<v Speaker 2>you don't know what you're doing or anything like that.

424
00:22:44.960 --> 00:22:50.720
<v Speaker 2>It's because we learn from our parents and whether we

425
00:22:51.079 --> 00:22:53.400
<v Speaker 2>like it or not, that's pretty much all we know

426
00:22:53.599 --> 00:22:57.599
<v Speaker 2>how to give back. So unless you seek, then you

427
00:22:57.680 --> 00:23:00.039
<v Speaker 2>have to do it a lot. You know, Like I

428
00:23:00.039 --> 00:23:02.680
<v Speaker 2>I think I said before, like therapy should be ongoing.

429
00:23:02.680 --> 00:23:04.640
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't have to be your whole life, but every

430
00:23:04.640 --> 00:23:06.839
<v Speaker 2>once in a while it kind of helps if you're

431
00:23:06.880 --> 00:23:08.960
<v Speaker 2>going through a funk to get in and talk to

432
00:23:09.039 --> 00:23:13.400
<v Speaker 2>somebody and air some grievances and talk about stuff to

433
00:23:13.519 --> 00:23:16.359
<v Speaker 2>kind of get yourself focused and motivated again.

434
00:23:16.640 --> 00:23:20.000
<v Speaker 1>If your life is going phenomenal better than you could

435
00:23:20.039 --> 00:23:22.519
<v Speaker 1>have ever imagined, you should still see a shrink probably

436
00:23:22.519 --> 00:23:23.440
<v Speaker 1>like four times a year.

437
00:23:24.079 --> 00:23:26.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just for a checkup. You know. It's just like

438
00:23:26.640 --> 00:23:31.599
<v Speaker 2>getting a physical sure and you're heading cough and that's

439
00:23:31.640 --> 00:23:34.720
<v Speaker 2>like that. Really, I think the only way you can

440
00:23:34.799 --> 00:23:40.079
<v Speaker 2>avoid the pitfalls that I'm trying to bestow before you,

441
00:23:40.160 --> 00:23:44.799
<v Speaker 2>it's like without constantly seeking intervention. And I don't mean

442
00:23:44.880 --> 00:23:47.519
<v Speaker 2>like checking every decision to make sure you're doing it right.

443
00:23:48.039 --> 00:23:51.240
<v Speaker 2>I mean without like every once in a while, having

444
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<v Speaker 2>a real person who can give actual advice to say,

445
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<v Speaker 2>you know, I really wish I could say this. I

446
00:24:00.279 --> 00:24:03.279
<v Speaker 2>wish I could apologize for something I said or did,

447
00:24:03.720 --> 00:24:06.000
<v Speaker 2>But it's just like I really don't know how. As

448
00:24:06.200 --> 00:24:09.279
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how, every time I want to, I

449
00:24:09.359 --> 00:24:13.759
<v Speaker 2>get afraid of feeling weak or getting mad at myself

450
00:24:13.799 --> 00:24:16.759
<v Speaker 2>and making the situation I don't know anything you desire.

451
00:24:18.240 --> 00:24:24.160
<v Speaker 2>If you have, like something that's something you want to change,

452
00:24:24.240 --> 00:24:26.000
<v Speaker 2>or you want to improve, or you want to make better,

453
00:24:26.279 --> 00:24:28.599
<v Speaker 2>whatever it is, the only way you're going to do

454
00:24:28.640 --> 00:24:31.079
<v Speaker 2>it is by talking about it with someone else. You

455
00:24:31.160 --> 00:24:35.039
<v Speaker 2>can try a bunch of different stuff, but what you're

456
00:24:35.079 --> 00:24:37.079
<v Speaker 2>going to find, and what I found, is that you

457
00:24:37.160 --> 00:24:39.720
<v Speaker 2>only know how to do different stuff one way because

458
00:24:39.720 --> 00:24:41.960
<v Speaker 2>you've only been taught to do it one day, one way.

459
00:24:42.440 --> 00:24:46.720
<v Speaker 2>So you actually have to bring people into your problems

460
00:24:46.720 --> 00:24:50.119
<v Speaker 2>and talk about them. And so I'm not perfect. I

461
00:24:50.119 --> 00:24:53.559
<v Speaker 2>haven't seen my therapist in like, I don't know, six

462
00:24:53.599 --> 00:24:56.119
<v Speaker 2>months or so, maybe a year at this point. It's

463
00:24:56.160 --> 00:24:59.119
<v Speaker 2>been a while. But I just talked to my medicine

464
00:24:59.160 --> 00:25:01.680
<v Speaker 2>doctor the other day and it felt kind.

465
00:25:01.480 --> 00:25:04.759
<v Speaker 1>Of theresty it you meant it in a TP somewhere.

466
00:25:05.519 --> 00:25:08.880
<v Speaker 2>No, we talked on zoom, you know, Larra jacking off together.

467
00:25:10.240 --> 00:25:12.880
<v Speaker 1>I was picturing Native American your medicine doctor.

468
00:25:13.559 --> 00:25:19.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh oh no, no, just adderall. Not enough fucking psilocybin

469
00:25:19.839 --> 00:25:20.519
<v Speaker 2>or peyote.

470
00:25:20.680 --> 00:25:23.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, take some peyote. Here, eat this, See a wolf

471
00:25:23.880 --> 00:25:24.400
<v Speaker 1>in the sky.

472
00:25:25.400 --> 00:25:28.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. But my point is, like you're you're going to

473
00:25:28.119 --> 00:25:32.480
<v Speaker 2>see that you're going to be a lot different than

474
00:25:32.519 --> 00:25:34.240
<v Speaker 2>your dad as a parent. But there's gonna be some

475
00:25:34.319 --> 00:25:36.640
<v Speaker 2>things that you just you don't know how to do

476
00:25:36.759 --> 00:25:38.759
<v Speaker 2>because you didn't have a guy to teach you how

477
00:25:38.799 --> 00:25:41.000
<v Speaker 2>to do them in a good way. Here I'm a

478
00:25:41.000 --> 00:25:42.000
<v Speaker 2>great example of that.

479
00:25:42.319 --> 00:25:48.640
<v Speaker 1>Here's the only difference. Okay, it's a huge difference. You

480
00:25:48.839 --> 00:25:51.079
<v Speaker 1>had Deontay when you were howled.

481
00:25:51.759 --> 00:25:57.039
<v Speaker 2>Twenty two early, Yeah, twenty twenty two earliest.

482
00:25:57.079 --> 00:26:00.559
<v Speaker 1>I'll probably have a kid. He's thirty eight years old.

483
00:26:01.000 --> 00:26:05.160
<v Speaker 1>There is a huge amount of wisdom in those sixteen years.

484
00:26:04.960 --> 00:26:08.680
<v Speaker 2>Appso fuso lutely, and I'm not discounting that at all.

485
00:26:08.759 --> 00:26:09.319
<v Speaker 1>No, I agree.

486
00:26:09.400 --> 00:26:12.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but the thing you can't account for is your

487
00:26:12.839 --> 00:26:17.960
<v Speaker 2>behavior in the moment. So much of the things that,

488
00:26:18.119 --> 00:26:22.720
<v Speaker 2>like our interactions between parents are like impulsive decisions, you know.

489
00:26:24.839 --> 00:26:27.680
<v Speaker 2>I mean, have you ever had a baby overnight at

490
00:26:27.680 --> 00:26:29.480
<v Speaker 2>your house? Like screaming and crying and shit?

491
00:26:29.839 --> 00:26:31.920
<v Speaker 1>Just one I got at the park one time.

492
00:26:32.440 --> 00:26:34.960
<v Speaker 2>Right, you fucking sold that quick as you found it?

493
00:26:35.039 --> 00:26:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Huh. I yded them into a dumpster. Here you go

494
00:26:38.039 --> 00:26:38.799
<v Speaker 1>where you belong?

495
00:26:39.799 --> 00:26:40.279
<v Speaker 2>Ye again?

496
00:26:40.720 --> 00:26:44.000
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, I haven't. No I have had yeah.

497
00:26:43.799 --> 00:26:46.240
<v Speaker 2>No, no, yeah, I'm so you will probably be much

498
00:26:46.279 --> 00:26:48.960
<v Speaker 2>more equipped than I was. But like, that's why I

499
00:26:49.000 --> 00:26:51.720
<v Speaker 2>said it's inevitable, because there's just going to be things

500
00:26:51.720 --> 00:26:54.960
<v Speaker 2>that eventually, like I said before a million times, having

501
00:26:55.000 --> 00:26:58.839
<v Speaker 2>a baby fucking rules. They don't. People who tell you

502
00:26:58.960 --> 00:27:02.359
<v Speaker 2>it's hard to have a baby are lying. Having a

503
00:27:02.400 --> 00:27:05.000
<v Speaker 2>baby is easy unless your baby has some fucking weird

504
00:27:05.000 --> 00:27:07.039
<v Speaker 2>disease that makes them look funny.

505
00:27:08.039 --> 00:27:10.759
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, they've been hitting me with this. Saint Jude's

506
00:27:10.759 --> 00:27:15.440
<v Speaker 1>commercial with nothing but cripples and weirdos we talk about

507
00:27:15.920 --> 00:27:17.960
<v Speaker 1>grosses me out every fucking time.

508
00:27:18.119 --> 00:27:20.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, anytime I see a kid with no eyebrows,

509
00:27:20.680 --> 00:27:22.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, get it the fuck out of here, please.

510
00:27:27.680 --> 00:27:33.440
<v Speaker 1>Uh oh boy, the juice. Now, maybe it's not Saint Jews.

511
00:27:33.480 --> 00:27:38.759
<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's like Shriners or something. Uh sorry, go ahead,

512
00:27:38.880 --> 00:27:40.960
<v Speaker 1>you you you no?

513
00:27:41.200 --> 00:27:44.480
<v Speaker 2>But uh yeah, Inevitably you will reach a point where

514
00:27:44.839 --> 00:27:47.319
<v Speaker 2>like so for me, like I thought it was gonna

515
00:27:47.319 --> 00:27:51.039
<v Speaker 2>be hard having a baby, but then I was pleasantly surprised.

516
00:27:51.480 --> 00:27:55.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, having a baby rules. This parenting shit is easy.

517
00:27:55.079 --> 00:27:57.240
<v Speaker 2>You can fucking just leave them for hours at a

518
00:27:57.279 --> 00:28:00.119
<v Speaker 2>time and not have to worry about anything. You know,

519
00:28:00.200 --> 00:28:02.720
<v Speaker 2>they just sleep and then when they wake up, you

520
00:28:02.799 --> 00:28:04.279
<v Speaker 2>smell them before they make a sound.

521
00:28:05.039 --> 00:28:08.000
<v Speaker 1>When did it catch up to you? How old, oh man?

522
00:28:08.240 --> 00:28:15.480
<v Speaker 2>Probably ten nine or ten. Yeah, it takes a long time.

523
00:28:15.519 --> 00:28:17.960
<v Speaker 2>It took a long time for me to realize, like,

524
00:28:18.000 --> 00:28:20.440
<v Speaker 2>oh shit, I have no fucking clue what I'm doing.

525
00:28:20.599 --> 00:28:23.079
<v Speaker 2>I thought I was good for like almost a decade,

526
00:28:23.480 --> 00:28:26.519
<v Speaker 2>and then it slowly sunk in, like, oh fuck, I'm

527
00:28:26.519 --> 00:28:28.400
<v Speaker 2>a lot more like I have my dad than I thought,

528
00:28:28.839 --> 00:28:30.880
<v Speaker 2>and I have no clue what I'm fucking doing.

529
00:28:31.839 --> 00:28:35.640
<v Speaker 1>See, I've based so much of my life around the

530
00:28:35.680 --> 00:28:40.400
<v Speaker 1>weaknesses of my dad are my strengths. I don't have

531
00:28:40.640 --> 00:28:44.920
<v Speaker 1>that impulse thing. I really have worked hard on not

532
00:28:45.079 --> 00:28:48.559
<v Speaker 1>putting my fists through fucking thin wood around the house,

533
00:28:48.759 --> 00:28:53.680
<v Speaker 1>you know, walls and fucking doors and such, and I

534
00:28:53.759 --> 00:28:57.519
<v Speaker 1>really don't have that anymore. I'm able to think quickly

535
00:28:57.599 --> 00:29:00.079
<v Speaker 1>in the moment, but I try not to open my

536
00:29:00.119 --> 00:29:03.880
<v Speaker 1>mouth until I have, you know, put the thought into something.

537
00:29:04.359 --> 00:29:06.519
<v Speaker 2>Which is a drawer.

538
00:29:07.680 --> 00:29:11.119
<v Speaker 1>You know what I get that? You know what I

539
00:29:11.200 --> 00:29:14.960
<v Speaker 1>get that more than you would imagine you do.

540
00:29:15.519 --> 00:29:17.119
<v Speaker 2>Because my kid pissed an event.

541
00:29:19.359 --> 00:29:22.799
<v Speaker 1>I have never told anybody this before. Okay, oh boy,

542
00:29:23.920 --> 00:29:31.160
<v Speaker 1>literally never uh oh. My brother and I were younger, Uh,

543
00:29:31.559 --> 00:29:33.440
<v Speaker 1>separate rooms and everything.

544
00:29:35.279 --> 00:29:36.680
<v Speaker 2>We go together.

545
00:29:37.279 --> 00:29:42.319
<v Speaker 1>I had like two or three soda bottles I got

546
00:29:42.359 --> 00:29:45.960
<v Speaker 1>caught that I pissed in, right.

547
00:29:45.880 --> 00:29:49.480
<v Speaker 2>Uh huh yeah, Okay, you're a gaming or something.

548
00:29:49.519 --> 00:29:53.960
<v Speaker 1>But here's the sad No, here's here's the sad part. Uh,

549
00:29:54.000 --> 00:29:56.359
<v Speaker 1>here's the sad part. So yeah, that's gross. It's like, oh,

550
00:29:56.440 --> 00:30:01.039
<v Speaker 1>you're a bad kier gross, sure, but uh, here's the

551
00:30:01.079 --> 00:30:03.839
<v Speaker 1>sad part. My dad would get up so early, and

552
00:30:03.880 --> 00:30:06.480
<v Speaker 1>we would be up so late that if you would

553
00:30:06.480 --> 00:30:11.240
<v Speaker 1>go downstairs to piss. You know, this is in you know,

554
00:30:11.440 --> 00:30:14.839
<v Speaker 1>middle school or something. If you would go downstairs to

555
00:30:14.880 --> 00:30:17.359
<v Speaker 1>piss or something in the middle of the night, you

556
00:30:17.400 --> 00:30:21.319
<v Speaker 1>would get like, why are you still up? What are you?

557
00:30:21.480 --> 00:30:24.759
<v Speaker 1>And you So it wasn't like a laziness thing. It

558
00:30:24.920 --> 00:30:26.440
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, I got a piss, so I don't

559
00:30:26.440 --> 00:30:29.799
<v Speaker 1>want to get in fucking trouble. I'm in trouble. You

560
00:30:29.839 --> 00:30:32.079
<v Speaker 1>know why because it was in my bonus time. This

561
00:30:32.119 --> 00:30:33.599
<v Speaker 1>is when I'm supposed to be sleeping.

562
00:30:33.960 --> 00:30:37.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah. The habit started young. Yeah, so it was.

563
00:30:37.400 --> 00:30:39.160
<v Speaker 1>It was and I talked to my brother about it.

564
00:30:39.160 --> 00:30:41.559
<v Speaker 1>It was strictly like we don't want to get in

565
00:30:41.640 --> 00:30:42.559
<v Speaker 1>trouble thing.

566
00:30:43.440 --> 00:30:45.400
<v Speaker 2>And then it was you watched each other piss in

567
00:30:45.440 --> 00:30:45.799
<v Speaker 2>the bottle.

568
00:30:45.920 --> 00:30:49.599
<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, no. No. One time they were doing

569
00:30:49.680 --> 00:30:52.920
<v Speaker 1>something in the like crawl space or whatever, and they

570
00:30:53.039 --> 00:30:54.720
<v Speaker 1>found it and we got in trouble for that.

571
00:30:55.079 --> 00:30:55.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh boy.

572
00:30:56.039 --> 00:30:58.000
<v Speaker 1>So I've never told Jim that story. I've never told

573
00:30:58.039 --> 00:30:58.480
<v Speaker 1>anyone that.

574
00:30:58.839 --> 00:31:01.079
<v Speaker 2>Did you did you tell them like your parents like,

575
00:31:01.079 --> 00:31:02.759
<v Speaker 2>but we just didn't want to wake you up?

576
00:31:03.319 --> 00:31:09.759
<v Speaker 1>No either, wasn't Dad you didn't talk back at all. No, no, no,

577
00:31:09.799 --> 00:31:13.480
<v Speaker 1>not to my dad, No, not at all, not until

578
00:31:13.799 --> 00:31:15.680
<v Speaker 1>fucking my twenties.

579
00:31:16.119 --> 00:31:19.240
<v Speaker 2>I think that just speaks to the weakness and spinelessness

580
00:31:19.279 --> 00:31:22.279
<v Speaker 2>of my dad, because I fucking talked to my like.

581
00:31:22.519 --> 00:31:24.960
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I was just a really bad kid, I'm I.

582
00:31:24.960 --> 00:31:27.279
<v Speaker 2>I think it's a mix of both. But yeah, I

583
00:31:27.400 --> 00:31:29.960
<v Speaker 2>was just a fucking little bastard, dude. I used to

584
00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:32.960
<v Speaker 2>tell my parents I hate at them. I used to

585
00:31:33.079 --> 00:31:36.440
<v Speaker 2>scream at them. I was a horrible fucking kid. Just

586
00:31:36.480 --> 00:31:37.319
<v Speaker 2>completely different.

587
00:31:37.880 --> 00:31:40.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah I was. I was a good kid, and I

588
00:31:40.519 --> 00:31:42.880
<v Speaker 1>would do all bad shit, but I would never get caught.

589
00:31:42.920 --> 00:31:46.000
<v Speaker 1>My brother would get caught with everything. My brother had

590
00:31:46.000 --> 00:31:50.079
<v Speaker 1>the younger brother syndrome where they cannot get away with anything.

591
00:31:50.119 --> 00:31:53.079
<v Speaker 1>They get caught with everything they try and do. And

592
00:31:53.200 --> 00:31:53.839
<v Speaker 1>either my.

593
00:31:53.799 --> 00:31:56.599
<v Speaker 2>Kid, I'm glad he's I feel like I'm his older

594
00:31:56.640 --> 00:31:59.319
<v Speaker 2>brother a lot of times because I'm I'm just like

595
00:32:00.519 --> 00:32:02.960
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I wish I could be more like a dad.

596
00:32:03.000 --> 00:32:04.119
<v Speaker 2>This is one of the things I talked to my

597
00:32:04.160 --> 00:32:06.240
<v Speaker 2>therapist about, and I'm trying to be more of that

598
00:32:06.519 --> 00:32:09.640
<v Speaker 2>archetypal dad figure I have in my head. But yeah,

599
00:32:09.680 --> 00:32:11.119
<v Speaker 2>for a long time, I think I have kind of

600
00:32:11.119 --> 00:32:15.799
<v Speaker 2>felt like an older brother, and that's kind of like

601
00:32:15.880 --> 00:32:19.599
<v Speaker 2>a thing I think my son has picked up as well,

602
00:32:19.640 --> 00:32:23.279
<v Speaker 2>Like he like in reference to your brother being the

603
00:32:23.319 --> 00:32:26.720
<v Speaker 2>little brother, or my son doesn't get away with anything.

604
00:32:26.880 --> 00:32:31.599
<v Speaker 2>He gets fucking caught for it everything, Like he just

605
00:32:31.680 --> 00:32:35.960
<v Speaker 2>always leaves a goddamn trail of breadcrumbs right to his door.

606
00:32:36.200 --> 00:32:39.519
<v Speaker 2>It's just it's so it's always a no brainer, and

607
00:32:39.559 --> 00:32:40.599
<v Speaker 2>he always denies it.

608
00:32:40.680 --> 00:32:44.160
<v Speaker 1>You know. See, I can't figure it out with you

609
00:32:44.240 --> 00:32:47.119
<v Speaker 1>as the older brother. I think what it is is

610
00:32:47.960 --> 00:32:51.680
<v Speaker 1>the younger brother never wants to take the steps it

611
00:32:51.759 --> 00:32:56.519
<v Speaker 1>requires to get away with scumbaggery. They want to kind

612
00:32:56.519 --> 00:32:58.640
<v Speaker 1>of they just saw the end result and they're like, oh,

613
00:32:58.720 --> 00:33:00.680
<v Speaker 1>let me get to that, and it's like no, no, no, no.

614
00:33:01.200 --> 00:33:04.839
<v Speaker 1>There was a delicate process in your scumbaggery.

615
00:33:05.400 --> 00:33:07.440
<v Speaker 2>I had to get I had to, yeah, And I

616
00:33:07.480 --> 00:33:10.079
<v Speaker 2>think I learned that as a teen So I feel

617
00:33:10.079 --> 00:33:13.480
<v Speaker 2>like I was your younger in my young years. Yeah.

618
00:33:13.640 --> 00:33:16.279
<v Speaker 2>And then as a teenager, I really learned to be

619
00:33:16.400 --> 00:33:20.319
<v Speaker 2>sneaky and crafty. I started to get better grades and

620
00:33:20.519 --> 00:33:22.880
<v Speaker 2>just kind of just I got a job and I

621
00:33:22.920 --> 00:33:25.799
<v Speaker 2>just kind of took on an air of responsibility because

622
00:33:25.839 --> 00:33:27.640
<v Speaker 2>I kind of realized, like, oh, that'll keep people off

623
00:33:27.640 --> 00:33:31.480
<v Speaker 2>my fucking back, you know. So I feel like I

624
00:33:31.599 --> 00:33:35.960
<v Speaker 2>developed more of that like cautious mindset as I got older.

625
00:33:35.960 --> 00:33:37.799
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, as a kid, I was more like your brother.

626
00:33:37.960 --> 00:33:38.680
<v Speaker 2>That's interesting.

627
00:33:39.799 --> 00:33:43.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, yeah, I don't know.

628
00:33:43.559 --> 00:33:46.720
<v Speaker 2>Because your brother never really lost that impulsivity, right, I

629
00:33:46.720 --> 00:33:49.000
<v Speaker 2>mean he was kind of just like the same the

630
00:33:49.039 --> 00:33:49.559
<v Speaker 2>whole time.

631
00:33:51.559 --> 00:33:55.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, he drank before I did, remember I named

632
00:33:55.680 --> 00:33:59.359
<v Speaker 1>duntil I was twenty one. I had got busted blacked

633
00:33:59.359 --> 00:34:03.920
<v Speaker 1>out at the you know, the big name circle. You

634
00:34:03.960 --> 00:34:06.720
<v Speaker 1>know how dangerous those circles in Jersey are. That happened

635
00:34:06.759 --> 00:34:11.199
<v Speaker 1>before we met, right, No, I was seventeen. I think

636
00:34:11.239 --> 00:34:16.280
<v Speaker 1>he was thirteen, Okay, so I was already known. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

637
00:34:16.360 --> 00:34:17.320
<v Speaker 1>I remember.

638
00:34:17.079 --> 00:34:20.559
<v Speaker 2>Hearing about it, but I don't remember like living through it.

639
00:34:20.679 --> 00:34:23.119
<v Speaker 1>And he was hanging out with like fucking college kids

640
00:34:23.280 --> 00:34:26.960
<v Speaker 1>and they got him all drunk and he had alcohol

641
00:34:27.000 --> 00:34:29.760
<v Speaker 1>poisoning in the middle of like this busy fucking road.

642
00:34:30.320 --> 00:34:32.559
<v Speaker 1>He passed out in the middle of the circle. So

643
00:34:32.639 --> 00:34:34.199
<v Speaker 1>not in the middle of the road, but you.

644
00:34:34.239 --> 00:34:36.440
<v Speaker 2>Know, shitty college kids.

645
00:34:36.840 --> 00:34:39.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, really to like get a twelve thirteen year

646
00:34:39.760 --> 00:34:42.039
<v Speaker 1>old kid drunk. He must he must have been twelve

647
00:34:42.079 --> 00:34:44.039
<v Speaker 1>because he was not in high school yet.

648
00:34:44.519 --> 00:34:46.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's weird, dude, I always. I mean, maybe it's

649
00:34:46.880 --> 00:34:50.920
<v Speaker 2>just how much standards have changed. But like American Pie

650
00:34:51.079 --> 00:34:55.280
<v Speaker 2>and Porky's and shit, it was like they committed so

651
00:34:55.360 --> 00:34:58.360
<v Speaker 2>many crimes as a joke, you know, like sexual assault

652
00:34:58.559 --> 00:35:03.400
<v Speaker 2>and providing alcohol to children and stuff. Yeah, real fun stuff.

653
00:35:03.920 --> 00:35:06.239
<v Speaker 1>It's just like a racism.

654
00:35:06.599 --> 00:35:11.480
<v Speaker 2>Racism, Yeah, just for fun. It just seems like, yeah, culturally,

655
00:35:12.159 --> 00:35:15.239
<v Speaker 2>norms have shifted. But I feel like, as people, I

656
00:35:15.239 --> 00:35:17.559
<v Speaker 2>think we kind of shifted too. I think that's a

657
00:35:17.599 --> 00:35:20.400
<v Speaker 2>little like one thing I do kind of notice is

658
00:35:20.440 --> 00:35:24.159
<v Speaker 2>like it's just a little a little bit different now,

659
00:35:24.199 --> 00:35:27.800
<v Speaker 2>And that's just I think how culture changes. But maybe

660
00:35:27.840 --> 00:35:31.519
<v Speaker 2>I'm a fucking old man and I'm just sounding exactly

661
00:35:31.559 --> 00:35:34.599
<v Speaker 2>like my dad. It's dad.

662
00:35:35.760 --> 00:35:42.480
<v Speaker 1>Do you think your dad would fuck a check like this? Uh?

663
00:35:42.639 --> 00:35:43.199
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

664
00:35:43.599 --> 00:35:46.639
<v Speaker 1>Maybe do you want to know her opinions about things?

665
00:35:47.960 --> 00:35:50.000
<v Speaker 2>I as long as she speaks them with her mouth

666
00:35:50.039 --> 00:35:51.280
<v Speaker 2>and not her fart hoole.

667
00:35:55.360 --> 00:35:59.360
<v Speaker 1>You mean, like ace Ventura bend over and talk out

668
00:35:59.360 --> 00:36:01.840
<v Speaker 1>of her asshole. Do you remember when fucking Jack Nicholson

669
00:36:01.840 --> 00:36:02.239
<v Speaker 1>did that.

670
00:36:03.360 --> 00:36:06.960
<v Speaker 2>Jack Nicholson talked out of his ass No, I don't

671
00:36:07.000 --> 00:36:08.119
<v Speaker 2>remember that. Why do that?

672
00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:14.000
<v Speaker 1>Because he was at the Oscars or something? Uh, Jack Nicholson,

673
00:36:15.119 --> 00:36:17.480
<v Speaker 1>Who am I thinking? Jim Carrey, No, I'll just do

674
00:36:17.559 --> 00:36:24.039
<v Speaker 1>Ace Ventura asshole talking, asshole talking. Wait a minute, Wait

675
00:36:24.119 --> 00:36:26.000
<v Speaker 1>a minute, wait a minute, what's that?

676
00:36:26.440 --> 00:36:32.960
<v Speaker 2>Maybe it was a golden Golden globes this event.

677
00:36:33.760 --> 00:36:34.320
<v Speaker 1>No, it's nice.

678
00:36:34.360 --> 00:36:37.119
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't just skip to the part with the asshole showing

679
00:36:37.960 --> 00:36:39.239
<v Speaker 2>on Let's see you try to show you.

680
00:36:40.039 --> 00:36:41.800
<v Speaker 1>I want to thank my fellow nominees.

681
00:36:47.199 --> 00:36:47.280
<v Speaker 2>No.

682
00:36:50.320 --> 00:36:52.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Jack Nicholson's talking out of his asshole.

683
00:36:52.880 --> 00:36:55.000
<v Speaker 2>Dude, he is so fucking coked out of his mind

684
00:36:55.000 --> 00:36:55.599
<v Speaker 2>in this clip.

685
00:36:55.920 --> 00:36:59.239
<v Speaker 1>He's so cool. Is he Does he have a plastic

686
00:36:59.320 --> 00:37:00.360
<v Speaker 1>bag around this hand?

687
00:37:01.119 --> 00:37:03.280
<v Speaker 2>I think he does because he just touched his asshole.

688
00:37:03.920 --> 00:37:05.880
<v Speaker 1>No, but yeah, I know, I know. Why is he

689
00:37:06.000 --> 00:37:08.159
<v Speaker 1>holding the golden globe with a plastic bag?

690
00:37:09.000 --> 00:37:11.239
<v Speaker 2>Because they were like, look, if you're going to touch

691
00:37:11.239 --> 00:37:12.039
<v Speaker 2>your asshole on.

692
00:37:14.719 --> 00:37:18.199
<v Speaker 1>Statue, Yeah, we only have one statue. May come after

693
00:37:18.280 --> 00:37:22.880
<v Speaker 1>the show. Yeah, fucking Dame Judy Dench doesn't want Jack

694
00:37:23.000 --> 00:37:25.000
<v Speaker 1>Nicholson's asshole. Heored statue.

695
00:37:25.039 --> 00:37:27.760
<v Speaker 2>Okay, we ran it by all the other performers. Judy

696
00:37:27.800 --> 00:37:30.280
<v Speaker 2>Densher is the only one, so everyone.

697
00:37:29.920 --> 00:37:32.760
<v Speaker 1>Else was okay with it. Judy Densch was like, absolutely not.

698
00:37:33.760 --> 00:37:35.800
<v Speaker 2>I won't have his shit on my hand.

699
00:37:36.159 --> 00:37:39.480
<v Speaker 1>He's fucking bum rubbed all over the award.

700
00:37:40.920 --> 00:37:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Was that Swedish? Judy Dench is Swedish.

701
00:37:43.519 --> 00:37:46.079
<v Speaker 1>Now, all right, let me play this lady for you.

702
00:37:46.239 --> 00:37:48.719
<v Speaker 1>She popped up. I'm not making this political because we'll

703
00:37:48.760 --> 00:37:50.519
<v Speaker 1>rip a lot of people on this, but this.

704
00:37:50.440 --> 00:37:52.159
<v Speaker 2>One looks like a crossing guard.

705
00:37:52.400 --> 00:37:59.960
<v Speaker 1>This one was especially bad. Child free threatens the patriarch.

706
00:38:01.599 --> 00:38:05.920
<v Speaker 1>We don't need no man. We can do everything he can't.

707
00:38:06.840 --> 00:38:12.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm a bull lit. Taylor's on my side. I'm a

708
00:38:12.800 --> 00:38:19.159
<v Speaker 1>bull list Maga starts to cry, I'm a bull live

709
00:38:20.840 --> 00:38:23.960
<v Speaker 1>and Taylor's on my side, Yes she is. I'm a

710
00:38:23.960 --> 00:38:25.639
<v Speaker 1>bull lift anyway.

711
00:38:26.239 --> 00:38:29.199
<v Speaker 2>You know how like sometimes you're like, uh, oh man,

712
00:38:29.239 --> 00:38:33.039
<v Speaker 2>if you just uh put ten percent more time into

713
00:38:33.079 --> 00:38:35.920
<v Speaker 2>doing funny video shit and this and that, oh you're

714
00:38:35.920 --> 00:38:39.239
<v Speaker 2>the blah blah blah blah blah. That's the reason I

715
00:38:39.280 --> 00:38:40.480
<v Speaker 2>don't you scare.

716
00:38:40.639 --> 00:38:41.679
<v Speaker 1>That's the end result.

717
00:38:42.239 --> 00:38:44.920
<v Speaker 2>Every time I make something and I'm like, oh yeah,

718
00:38:44.960 --> 00:38:47.559
<v Speaker 2>I'm really proud of this. I give it a day

719
00:38:47.599 --> 00:38:49.760
<v Speaker 2>and I come back and it always looks just like that.

720
00:38:51.000 --> 00:38:51.800
<v Speaker 2>How did I get that?

721
00:38:52.239 --> 00:38:55.360
<v Speaker 1>You're right? I've made this video one hundred times. You're

722
00:38:55.440 --> 00:38:58.960
<v Speaker 1>one hundred percent right. Yep. Uh. Yeah. That was just

723
00:38:59.000 --> 00:39:02.360
<v Speaker 1>a really bad song. I don't like that, but it

724
00:39:02.440 --> 00:39:05.719
<v Speaker 1>touched on some mix. That's kind of the talk going around,

725
00:39:05.760 --> 00:39:08.239
<v Speaker 1>and it kind of relates to what we just talked about.

726
00:39:08.280 --> 00:39:08.519
<v Speaker 2>Though.

727
00:39:09.840 --> 00:39:11.960
<v Speaker 1>I know the end result of this is going to

728
00:39:12.039 --> 00:39:13.360
<v Speaker 1>be I don't give a shit what you do with

729
00:39:13.400 --> 00:39:15.360
<v Speaker 1>your life. You and I both kind of feel that way.

730
00:39:15.400 --> 00:39:16.480
<v Speaker 1>I think about a lot of shit.

731
00:39:18.000 --> 00:39:20.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't care. I'm not saying you have to. I'm

732
00:39:20.800 --> 00:39:22.280
<v Speaker 2>just saying that if that's what you want to do

733
00:39:22.320 --> 00:39:23.800
<v Speaker 2>with your life, that's an option.

734
00:39:24.360 --> 00:39:30.199
<v Speaker 1>Have you seen the debate between childless people and people

735
00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:30.920
<v Speaker 1>with families?

736
00:39:32.039 --> 00:39:34.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh? What is it? All the people with families? They

737
00:39:34.400 --> 00:39:36.880
<v Speaker 2>please get do the get out thing with me?

738
00:39:38.000 --> 00:39:41.320
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no no. Jd Vance caught shit for this

739
00:39:41.599 --> 00:39:45.000
<v Speaker 1>the new the Vice Presidential.

740
00:39:44.480 --> 00:39:48.719
<v Speaker 2>I finally figured it out. What that is. It's a memoir, yeah,

741
00:39:48.800 --> 00:39:51.880
<v Speaker 2>and a film by Ron Howard. Yes, correct, written by

742
00:39:51.920 --> 00:39:53.480
<v Speaker 2>the soon to be vice president.

743
00:39:54.079 --> 00:39:56.559
<v Speaker 1>I don't know the poll numbers are closing.

744
00:39:56.119 --> 00:39:59.639
<v Speaker 2>In man, what does that mean? They're like they're they're

745
00:39:59.719 --> 00:40:00.920
<v Speaker 2>co down hard.

746
00:40:01.320 --> 00:40:04.119
<v Speaker 1>Well, Trump was up x amount over Biden, and those

747
00:40:04.239 --> 00:40:06.199
<v Speaker 1>numbers have closed since.

748
00:40:06.559 --> 00:40:10.719
<v Speaker 2>Harris, like they've become nearer. I see.

749
00:40:11.559 --> 00:40:13.400
<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right. I don't know why we got to

750
00:40:13.440 --> 00:40:24.159
<v Speaker 1>talk like we're retarded guys close or like doing fucking

751
00:40:24.280 --> 00:40:26.559
<v Speaker 1>robots on some futuristic ship.

752
00:40:27.480 --> 00:40:31.639
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I don't talk politic, you know, Like, okay, alright,

753
00:40:31.800 --> 00:40:34.519
<v Speaker 2>That's why I don't make YouTube videos either, because it

754
00:40:34.559 --> 00:40:38.960
<v Speaker 2>all comes out sounding like fucking lib lib maga nonsense.

755
00:40:39.039 --> 00:40:41.599
<v Speaker 1>You know. So you know when someone throws an idea

756
00:40:41.639 --> 00:40:45.440
<v Speaker 1>out that you immediately identify like this is stupid. It

757
00:40:45.599 --> 00:40:50.079
<v Speaker 1>is a stupid fucking idea like plates. But then okay,

758
00:40:50.320 --> 00:40:55.679
<v Speaker 1>but then hands. What we need to be doing is

759
00:40:55.760 --> 00:41:00.559
<v Speaker 1>stretching and flattening out our left or are non dominant hands,

760
00:41:01.159 --> 00:41:03.639
<v Speaker 1>and that way that will act as after it has

761
00:41:03.719 --> 00:41:07.360
<v Speaker 1>been stretched and flattened, we can curve it into a bowl.

762
00:41:08.559 --> 00:41:10.519
<v Speaker 1>We can have it as just a flat plate.

763
00:41:11.280 --> 00:41:13.159
<v Speaker 2>I don't know about that. Soup would be hard to

764
00:41:13.159 --> 00:41:14.320
<v Speaker 2>eat out of a hand bowl.

765
00:41:14.679 --> 00:41:19.599
<v Speaker 1>Not if we stretch and flatten it and then curl,

766
00:41:20.239 --> 00:41:21.920
<v Speaker 1>it'll be enormous at that point.

767
00:41:22.079 --> 00:41:24.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh not if we just bind our hands and those

768
00:41:24.960 --> 00:41:28.480
<v Speaker 2>foot binders from ancient China, you know, the ones that

769
00:41:28.519 --> 00:41:31.559
<v Speaker 2>they used for housewives up until like the nineteen forties

770
00:41:31.599 --> 00:41:34.400
<v Speaker 2>to bind their feet into little baby's feet up. But

771
00:41:34.480 --> 00:41:38.159
<v Speaker 2>they adn't. I don't want to make them into bowls.

772
00:41:38.360 --> 00:41:43.760
<v Speaker 1>I would rather stretch fingers and such and then flatten.

773
00:41:43.840 --> 00:41:45.960
<v Speaker 1>We need to stretch first and then flat. Hey, you

774
00:41:46.000 --> 00:41:47.599
<v Speaker 1>know what, this isn't gonna happen.

775
00:41:48.159 --> 00:41:48.280
<v Speaker 2>Uh.

776
00:41:48.639 --> 00:41:52.519
<v Speaker 1>The idea, like I was saying, where you immediately go,

777
00:41:52.639 --> 00:41:55.239
<v Speaker 1>this is a stupid idea, and then you you think

778
00:41:55.239 --> 00:41:57.840
<v Speaker 1>about it and you go, well, there is a logic

779
00:41:57.920 --> 00:42:02.599
<v Speaker 1>to it, right. Jd Vance came out this week and

780
00:42:02.760 --> 00:42:08.840
<v Speaker 1>said families should get a vote for each child that

781
00:42:08.960 --> 00:42:12.079
<v Speaker 1>the parent can designate. Now again, on the surface, I

782
00:42:12.159 --> 00:42:16.960
<v Speaker 1>go immediately, first, Paul pause. First thought is that's fucking stupid.

783
00:42:17.719 --> 00:42:19.719
<v Speaker 2>And then the next dumb And what if they vote

784
00:42:19.760 --> 00:42:20.840
<v Speaker 2>for reptar.

785
00:42:23.800 --> 00:42:26.719
<v Speaker 1>Reptile reptile gotta get the reptar?

786
00:42:27.119 --> 00:42:29.599
<v Speaker 2>Like what if all the kids like start a TikTok and.

787
00:42:29.719 --> 00:42:32.159
<v Speaker 1>Their parents would vote repti.

788
00:42:31.840 --> 00:42:34.599
<v Speaker 2>And then they convinced their parents like please please, please

789
00:42:34.639 --> 00:42:38.280
<v Speaker 2>love a repti, and then the electorals swung to reptar

790
00:42:38.360 --> 00:42:41.960
<v Speaker 2>and then they have to create this fake dinosaur from

791
00:42:41.960 --> 00:42:45.639
<v Speaker 2>a cartoon. Who's gonna Who's ai are they going to use?

792
00:42:45.639 --> 00:42:49.239
<v Speaker 2>In that? They're just gonna use Tyrannosaurus rex ai. What

793
00:42:49.280 --> 00:42:50.199
<v Speaker 2>does that even look like?

794
00:42:50.719 --> 00:42:52.639
<v Speaker 1>Leftover Jurassic Park footage?

795
00:42:53.079 --> 00:42:53.440
<v Speaker 2>Right?

796
00:42:53.800 --> 00:42:54.440
<v Speaker 1>Uh?

797
00:42:54.639 --> 00:42:58.159
<v Speaker 2>No, training President on Jurassic Park verse three. Not those

798
00:42:58.239 --> 00:42:59.599
<v Speaker 2>Chris Pratt pieces of shit.

799
00:43:00.719 --> 00:43:03.880
<v Speaker 1>The first one was okay, the first christ okay.

800
00:43:04.000 --> 00:43:07.760
<v Speaker 2>The second one was a fucking weird movie. Yeah, David

801
00:43:07.880 --> 00:43:08.920
<v Speaker 2>Cronenberg movie.

802
00:43:09.039 --> 00:43:13.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it was terrible. Then yeah they were terrible. No. Again,

803
00:43:13.719 --> 00:43:17.400
<v Speaker 1>the logic behind it is, you know, we always talk

804
00:43:17.480 --> 00:43:20.599
<v Speaker 1>about the shape of the country and for our children

805
00:43:20.760 --> 00:43:25.320
<v Speaker 1>and this and that, you know, families should have more

806
00:43:25.440 --> 00:43:28.800
<v Speaker 1>say based on the number of people that will be citizens.

807
00:43:28.800 --> 00:43:32.440
<v Speaker 1>And again I don't agree with it. I immediately identified

808
00:43:32.480 --> 00:43:35.039
<v Speaker 1>stupid idea, but there is a logic behind it where

809
00:43:35.079 --> 00:43:38.280
<v Speaker 1>I go I can see that like when it Christians like, oh,

810
00:43:38.320 --> 00:43:41.719
<v Speaker 1>you're murdering a baby for abortion, I don't really give

811
00:43:41.760 --> 00:43:44.719
<v Speaker 1>a shit whatever, But like I don't think they're lying.

812
00:43:45.000 --> 00:43:47.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't think they don't actually think it's murder.

813
00:43:47.760 --> 00:43:51.320
<v Speaker 2>So that's how I know you're not a parent, because

814
00:43:51.360 --> 00:43:55.239
<v Speaker 2>any real parent knows what a disingenuous, fucking lotus shit

815
00:43:55.360 --> 00:43:58.079
<v Speaker 2>that is. If you want your kid voting and deciding

816
00:43:58.119 --> 00:44:01.679
<v Speaker 2>anything about the future, you're fucking liar. You're a fucking

817
00:44:01.719 --> 00:44:05.199
<v Speaker 2>piece of shit and a liar. And you know that

818
00:44:05.320 --> 00:44:08.199
<v Speaker 2>your kid wants exactly the opposite of the things that

819
00:44:08.239 --> 00:44:11.719
<v Speaker 2>you want. So if you had the kid's vote to

820
00:44:11.840 --> 00:44:15.039
<v Speaker 2>use it, you would be voting against what they wanted,

821
00:44:15.360 --> 00:44:18.000
<v Speaker 2>which would not be a vote at all. You would

822
00:44:18.039 --> 00:44:22.159
<v Speaker 2>just be getting two votes, so it wouldn't represent you.

823
00:44:22.320 --> 00:44:22.960
<v Speaker 1>Citizens.

824
00:44:23.320 --> 00:44:26.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but one of those citizens has a view that

825
00:44:27.039 --> 00:44:30.639
<v Speaker 2>is diametrically opposed to you. They want something different, So

826
00:44:30.719 --> 00:44:35.440
<v Speaker 2>it's not actually their vote. It's a second vote for

827
00:44:35.519 --> 00:44:39.760
<v Speaker 2>somebody else's. It's a second chance to do but create

828
00:44:39.840 --> 00:44:42.119
<v Speaker 2>a future that other people don't want.

829
00:44:42.320 --> 00:44:44.840
<v Speaker 1>We take proxy away from children all the time.

830
00:44:45.119 --> 00:44:45.199
<v Speaker 3>Or.

831
00:44:47.199 --> 00:44:50.280
<v Speaker 2>Rights, But that's that's a right that's granted to you

832
00:44:50.360 --> 00:44:53.000
<v Speaker 2>when you become an adult, when you become a member

833
00:44:53.000 --> 00:44:55.559
<v Speaker 2>of society. There's a bunch of other rights that aren't

834
00:44:55.559 --> 00:44:57.360
<v Speaker 2>granted to you when you're a child.

835
00:44:57.400 --> 00:45:02.400
<v Speaker 1>Either, all agree this is a stupid idea.

836
00:45:02.880 --> 00:45:06.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this guy ship could fucking resign because he's an idiot.

837
00:45:06.519 --> 00:45:08.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why he has to resign for that.

838
00:45:09.280 --> 00:45:13.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't even know and resign. You wanted to talk

839
00:45:13.239 --> 00:45:14.840
<v Speaker 1>about Kamala Harris dancing.

840
00:45:14.920 --> 00:45:17.159
<v Speaker 2>I believe, Oh yeah, dude, what is she gonna do?

841
00:45:17.280 --> 00:45:18.800
<v Speaker 2>Dance our way through every war?

842
00:45:20.039 --> 00:45:23.000
<v Speaker 1>You've seen this ship, folks, Let me play this video.

843
00:45:23.159 --> 00:45:25.559
<v Speaker 1>This is a compilation of her dancing.

844
00:45:28.719 --> 00:45:39.000
<v Speaker 2>Popping her those pink pants.

845
00:45:39.320 --> 00:45:43.039
<v Speaker 1>It was that was the one you didn't like, right, especially.

846
00:45:44.360 --> 00:45:45.760
<v Speaker 2>I actually liked that one a lot.

847
00:45:46.320 --> 00:45:48.599
<v Speaker 1>This makes it look like she's got such a fupa,

848
00:45:48.679 --> 00:45:51.239
<v Speaker 1>though I understand it's just she's sixty.

849
00:45:51.880 --> 00:45:54.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, six year old bitch has got a fupa.

850
00:45:55.119 --> 00:45:57.000
<v Speaker 1>No, not all of them.

851
00:45:57.320 --> 00:45:59.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude. If they're good at fucking, they do.

852
00:46:00.239 --> 00:46:02.039
<v Speaker 1>I don't think the dancing's fair.

853
00:46:03.320 --> 00:46:04.760
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean you think she's cheating?

854
00:46:05.039 --> 00:46:08.760
<v Speaker 1>No, I think she's half Bollywood, half Harlem, Like, obviously

855
00:46:08.840 --> 00:46:11.440
<v Speaker 1>she's gonna be the best dancer. We shouldn't mean this

856
00:46:11.559 --> 00:46:14.400
<v Speaker 1>is a dance competition. Trump does that thing where he's

857
00:46:14.480 --> 00:46:15.480
<v Speaker 1>jerking the dicks off.

858
00:46:15.519 --> 00:46:18.440
<v Speaker 2>According to Marr, I love his jerk dance. I think

859
00:46:18.480 --> 00:46:21.000
<v Speaker 2>I I think I said that before Bill. We're gonna

860
00:46:21.000 --> 00:46:23.719
<v Speaker 2>have to check the logs on patreon dot com slash

861
00:46:23.800 --> 00:46:28.559
<v Speaker 2>worst friend cast. But either way, I do think she's

862
00:46:28.559 --> 00:46:32.000
<v Speaker 2>good at dancing. But I think, just solely based on

863
00:46:32.039 --> 00:46:37.360
<v Speaker 2>this compilation alone, she's getting mighty close to overdoing it.

864
00:46:37.840 --> 00:46:40.800
<v Speaker 2>She's like already tearing on the line and they haven't

865
00:46:40.800 --> 00:46:47.159
<v Speaker 2>even won the fucking election yet. Who's that guy? Where's

866
00:46:47.159 --> 00:46:49.280
<v Speaker 2>her husband? I thought her husband's quite.

867
00:46:49.000 --> 00:46:52.199
<v Speaker 1>No he is, No, that's her husband.

868
00:46:52.280 --> 00:46:54.599
<v Speaker 2>I think, how is she a part of all these

869
00:46:54.920 --> 00:46:56.840
<v Speaker 2>dance What does that called them?

870
00:46:57.039 --> 00:46:59.559
<v Speaker 1>How many events has she been at where there's just

871
00:47:00.159 --> 00:47:01.159
<v Speaker 1>mass dancing?

872
00:47:01.840 --> 00:47:04.159
<v Speaker 2>What is that called a flash mob? It looks like

873
00:47:05.119 --> 00:47:07.840
<v Speaker 2>it looks like she's a flash mob coordinator. If I

874
00:47:07.840 --> 00:47:10.480
<v Speaker 2>didn't know any better, I wouldn't know she was a politician.

875
00:47:11.079 --> 00:47:13.199
<v Speaker 2>Jujit just choreographed flash mobs.

876
00:47:13.320 --> 00:47:16.079
<v Speaker 1>There's two different versions of flash mobs. There's the ones

877
00:47:16.119 --> 00:47:17.920
<v Speaker 1>where it all breaks out into a dance, and then

878
00:47:17.960 --> 00:47:20.920
<v Speaker 1>there's the one where wah wah gets destroyed and burned

879
00:47:21.000 --> 00:47:21.519
<v Speaker 1>to the ground.

880
00:47:22.719 --> 00:47:29.440
<v Speaker 2>There's one that might end in your life. That's a

881
00:47:29.440 --> 00:47:32.400
<v Speaker 2>little bit of a Bollywood move. I guess you're right, Yeah.

882
00:47:32.360 --> 00:47:35.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's half Bollywood, half Harlem.

883
00:47:35.639 --> 00:47:38.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, the Republicans can't win. Huh. They were mad

884
00:47:38.760 --> 00:47:42.159
<v Speaker 2>about JD. Vance's wife for being Indian, and they got

885
00:47:42.199 --> 00:47:45.199
<v Speaker 2>the vice president now soon to be president. On the

886
00:47:45.199 --> 00:47:47.280
<v Speaker 2>other side, what are they gonna do? Either way? They

887
00:47:47.280 --> 00:47:52.039
<v Speaker 2>got a fucking Indian winning, anna do?

888
00:47:53.400 --> 00:47:53.840
<v Speaker 1>We don't know?

889
00:47:54.280 --> 00:47:56.559
<v Speaker 2>Ray says, either way, you're stuck with a fucking Indian.

890
00:47:56.840 --> 00:47:59.719
<v Speaker 1>What's the meme I've been seeing going around? It says

891
00:47:59.760 --> 00:48:04.960
<v Speaker 1>a uh libs justifying voting for a cop, and then

892
00:48:05.000 --> 00:48:09.599
<v Speaker 1>it says conservative or uh yeah, conservatives justifying voting for

893
00:48:09.639 --> 00:48:13.719
<v Speaker 1>a felon, And it's just it's funny, true, is No.

894
00:48:13.760 --> 00:48:16.239
<v Speaker 2>It is funny because I agree, like it is super

895
00:48:16.280 --> 00:48:19.880
<v Speaker 2>ironic that Kamala locked up like how many black people.

896
00:48:21.719 --> 00:48:25.159
<v Speaker 2>But at the same time, she is a good dancer,

897
00:48:25.360 --> 00:48:28.920
<v Speaker 2>so maybe a fair point people up and you know, like,

898
00:48:29.119 --> 00:48:32.320
<v Speaker 2>you know, not looking out for the community that she

899
00:48:32.440 --> 00:48:34.880
<v Speaker 2>claims to have been a part of and struggled with,

900
00:48:36.480 --> 00:48:42.280
<v Speaker 2>maybe you know, actually harming them systematically systemically through her

901
00:48:42.320 --> 00:48:47.199
<v Speaker 2>career and her rhetoric and her position of power. Maybe

902
00:48:47.199 --> 00:48:50.079
<v Speaker 2>that was actually a good thing because now our president

903
00:48:50.159 --> 00:48:51.880
<v Speaker 2>will win them dance battles.

904
00:48:53.880 --> 00:48:56.119
<v Speaker 1>Well, we watched that guy. A couple of weeks ago,

905
00:48:56.159 --> 00:49:01.119
<v Speaker 1>who's running for shit? Uh? He had the theory that, like, hey,

906
00:49:01.199 --> 00:49:03.800
<v Speaker 1>we don't need war anymore, I'll fucking throw down with

907
00:49:03.880 --> 00:49:04.840
<v Speaker 1>any world leader.

908
00:49:05.320 --> 00:49:08.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh I love that idea. I think that's so fucking cool. Dude.

909
00:49:08.039 --> 00:49:10.639
<v Speaker 2>I would love to watch Putin fight Kim Jong un,

910
00:49:10.960 --> 00:49:12.000
<v Speaker 2>but they're friends.

911
00:49:12.440 --> 00:49:16.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it's uh, you know, with Kamala we could

912
00:49:16.679 --> 00:49:19.400
<v Speaker 1>win dance offs, but then I feel like, you.

913
00:49:19.360 --> 00:49:22.280
<v Speaker 2>Know, she'd lose fucking punch offfs though well.

914
00:49:22.239 --> 00:49:24.840
<v Speaker 1>And eventually the Congo would just be running the world

915
00:49:24.880 --> 00:49:29.199
<v Speaker 1>if everything came down to dance offs, Like I don't know, well, I.

916
00:49:29.119 --> 00:49:31.360
<v Speaker 2>Mean the Greeks were onto something they used to have,

917
00:49:31.400 --> 00:49:32.679
<v Speaker 2>like ten day fuck fests.

918
00:49:33.159 --> 00:49:36.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, then weren't they fucking boys in the ass? Generally?

919
00:49:36.320 --> 00:49:39.280
<v Speaker 2>No, not always so it was. It was sometimes though, right,

920
00:49:40.079 --> 00:49:41.519
<v Speaker 2>it was more nuanced than that.

921
00:49:41.599 --> 00:49:43.159
<v Speaker 1>Bad enough, There you go.

922
00:49:43.280 --> 00:49:46.119
<v Speaker 2>They were also supposed to mentor the boy after fucking

923
00:49:46.199 --> 00:49:47.440
<v Speaker 2>them in, before fucking.

924
00:49:47.920 --> 00:49:49.119
<v Speaker 1>Groom them more.

925
00:49:49.920 --> 00:49:54.239
<v Speaker 2>Glad to be a man and not suree like sheer

926
00:49:54.440 --> 00:49:59.719
<v Speaker 2>sheep or or so cock fabric. Yeah, suck cock is

927
00:49:59.760 --> 00:50:03.559
<v Speaker 2>a fucking cocksucker boy in the market cooksucker boy.

928
00:50:03.920 --> 00:50:04.960
<v Speaker 1>That was my nickname.

929
00:50:06.239 --> 00:50:07.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, cocksucker ball Aye.

930
00:50:08.599 --> 00:50:11.159
<v Speaker 1>That was my nickname at my job. They would call

931
00:50:11.239 --> 00:50:15.679
<v Speaker 1>me that in the office. Uh what do I got here?

932
00:50:16.239 --> 00:50:16.840
<v Speaker 2>Uh?

933
00:50:16.880 --> 00:50:21.400
<v Speaker 1>You talked about entertainment. Touch on this super quick, so uh,

934
00:50:21.679 --> 00:50:25.480
<v Speaker 1>Marvel has been dying a slow down now.

935
00:50:25.559 --> 00:50:27.360
<v Speaker 2>Again, I didn't even think of the last Marvel thing

936
00:50:27.400 --> 00:50:27.719
<v Speaker 2>I saw.

937
00:50:28.079 --> 00:50:32.079
<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to turn this into fucking you know, Hi,

938
00:50:32.239 --> 00:50:34.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm Tucker Carls. I'm look at my this on that.

939
00:50:34.920 --> 00:50:36.320
<v Speaker 2>But look at you.

940
00:50:36.360 --> 00:50:40.199
<v Speaker 1>Look at the movies that did bomb, the Marvels Eternals

941
00:50:40.320 --> 00:50:43.800
<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah, all that bullshit. Those movies kind of stunk.

942
00:50:43.880 --> 00:50:46.239
<v Speaker 1>The shang Chi one a all stunk.

943
00:50:46.320 --> 00:50:47.960
<v Speaker 2>I like the shang Chi one. That one was good

944
00:50:48.000 --> 00:50:49.360
<v Speaker 2>because the guy was Ajan.

945
00:50:50.320 --> 00:50:52.360
<v Speaker 1>Okay, well that's the ultimate.

946
00:50:52.639 --> 00:50:55.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the way the guy talks though. That guy

947
00:50:55.159 --> 00:50:57.679
<v Speaker 2>he's in every movie and it's like he always plays

948
00:50:57.760 --> 00:51:00.480
<v Speaker 2>American characters, but he's got that little bit of accent

949
00:51:00.519 --> 00:51:03.599
<v Speaker 2>where he's like, yeah, I'm called Rean Saul, and it's like,

950
00:51:03.760 --> 00:51:09.159
<v Speaker 2>uh uh no.

951
00:51:09.199 --> 00:51:13.000
<v Speaker 1>He'll be starring this fall in a Reginald Denny biopic.

952
00:51:14.159 --> 00:51:16.480
<v Speaker 2>Reginald Denny, is that a victim of something?

953
00:51:16.920 --> 00:51:19.360
<v Speaker 1>That was the guy that got dragged out of his

954
00:51:19.400 --> 00:51:22.159
<v Speaker 1>truck in the La Riots. Oh remember.

955
00:51:22.159 --> 00:51:24.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, well he had a comment man for driving

956
00:51:24.559 --> 00:51:26.159
<v Speaker 2>through that neighborhood when they were riding.

957
00:51:26.679 --> 00:51:29.000
<v Speaker 1>He won't uh, that Asian gentlemen you were talking about,

958
00:51:29.000 --> 00:51:31.760
<v Speaker 1>won't be playing Reginald Denny, obviously, that'll be played by.

959
00:51:31.719 --> 00:51:34.119
<v Speaker 2>A black act. He'll be playing the guy with the shot.

960
00:51:35.079 --> 00:51:38.480
<v Speaker 1>An AAR fifteen ye convenience story.

961
00:51:38.440 --> 00:51:40.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, that one thing is property.

962
00:51:40.599 --> 00:51:44.360
<v Speaker 1>That the AR fifteen's were fucking Apparently that is like

963
00:51:44.400 --> 00:51:47.039
<v Speaker 1>the biggest use case of them ever being applied to

964
00:51:47.199 --> 00:51:50.320
<v Speaker 1>like real world things in like a mass scale.

965
00:51:50.800 --> 00:51:55.559
<v Speaker 2>All those in Vietnam wear fifteens, not sixteens. Yeah there again,

966
00:51:55.599 --> 00:51:57.760
<v Speaker 2>I said before, they're the same gun, except one doesn't

967
00:51:57.760 --> 00:51:58.519
<v Speaker 2>shoot the auto.

968
00:51:58.679 --> 00:52:01.440
<v Speaker 1>Sure sure, sure, but that that was if you go back,

969
00:52:02.079 --> 00:52:04.760
<v Speaker 1>all those Korean store owners own those guns. There were

970
00:52:04.840 --> 00:52:08.519
<v Speaker 1>some footage we were watching. Were these guys were just popping.

971
00:52:08.159 --> 00:52:10.880
<v Speaker 2>Shots off in this were the weapons legal?

972
00:52:11.400 --> 00:52:14.039
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I'd be interested.

973
00:52:13.679 --> 00:52:15.880
<v Speaker 2>To know that. And it's like if, because I mean,

974
00:52:15.880 --> 00:52:17.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming all these fucking Asian guys weren't.

975
00:52:19.320 --> 00:52:23.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, good point. Yeah, unless California was handing out guns

976
00:52:23.840 --> 00:52:24.840
<v Speaker 1>to illegals.

977
00:52:25.159 --> 00:52:27.559
<v Speaker 2>No, that's a bad stereotype a lot and I and

978
00:52:27.599 --> 00:52:30.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm I think it's a bad stereotype to say any

979
00:52:30.239 --> 00:52:35.519
<v Speaker 2>particular group specifically just comes here illegally. I've been learning

980
00:52:35.519 --> 00:52:38.400
<v Speaker 2>a lot about border crises lately, and it seems like

981
00:52:38.440 --> 00:52:42.719
<v Speaker 2>the problem with our immigration is definitely just laws not

982
00:52:42.800 --> 00:52:46.760
<v Speaker 2>being passed and nothing to do with influxes of migrants

983
00:52:46.960 --> 00:52:50.639
<v Speaker 2>or walls or people jumping fences or anything like that.

984
00:52:50.880 --> 00:52:55.760
<v Speaker 2>It's simply bad legislation and no incentive to enact anything

985
00:52:56.400 --> 00:53:00.000
<v Speaker 2>because it's a great fucking talking point for political redis.

986
00:53:01.000 --> 00:53:04.679
<v Speaker 2>It's it's like, what are they doing. They're building a wall. Okay,

987
00:53:04.760 --> 00:53:09.559
<v Speaker 2>they could just stop letting five thousand immigrants claim asylum

988
00:53:09.599 --> 00:53:12.079
<v Speaker 2>every day at the border, right, That would be a

989
00:53:12.079 --> 00:53:17.519
<v Speaker 2>lot easier than spending more and more money on a wall.

990
00:53:17.679 --> 00:53:20.800
<v Speaker 2>Just like, Okay, one thousand a day can claim asylum.

991
00:53:20.840 --> 00:53:22.840
<v Speaker 2>You don't even have to end it. You can you

992
00:53:22.880 --> 00:53:27.079
<v Speaker 2>can lower immigration like instantly, just with the way of

993
00:53:27.119 --> 00:53:27.800
<v Speaker 2>your finger, you know.

994
00:53:28.119 --> 00:53:30.440
<v Speaker 1>But that's like, that's like the argument with gun owners,

995
00:53:30.480 --> 00:53:33.920
<v Speaker 1>like make them illegal. Yes, you're you're saying we take

996
00:53:33.920 --> 00:53:35.599
<v Speaker 1>it from five thousand down to a thousand. Yeah, but

997
00:53:35.599 --> 00:53:37.599
<v Speaker 1>that's just four thousand who go ten miles down the

998
00:53:37.679 --> 00:53:38.480
<v Speaker 1>road and cross.

999
00:53:38.920 --> 00:53:41.320
<v Speaker 2>That's that's not the reality though. I Mean, there's a

1000
00:53:41.679 --> 00:53:45.239
<v Speaker 2>there's a set number of asylum seekers per day, and

1001
00:53:45.280 --> 00:53:47.920
<v Speaker 2>that's a cap, and usually it doesn't hit that cap.

1002
00:53:48.000 --> 00:53:50.760
<v Speaker 2>Some days it exceeds that cap, and that's why they

1003
00:53:50.760 --> 00:53:52.840
<v Speaker 2>set the cap. It's supposed to be like an average,

1004
00:53:52.840 --> 00:53:56.920
<v Speaker 2>you know. And this is asylum seekers. This is people

1005
00:53:56.960 --> 00:53:58.840
<v Speaker 2>who you know, we talked about this before they come

1006
00:53:58.920 --> 00:54:03.719
<v Speaker 2>up to the border. They are actually worthy of asylum

1007
00:54:03.840 --> 00:54:07.440
<v Speaker 2>or not. They request it, they're granted it immediately, and

1008
00:54:07.480 --> 00:54:09.440
<v Speaker 2>they're given a court date, which is usually years in

1009
00:54:09.480 --> 00:54:13.280
<v Speaker 2>the future, and then they live here under like a

1010
00:54:13.320 --> 00:54:16.079
<v Speaker 2>resident or what is it, not a resident, like an

1011
00:54:16.840 --> 00:54:22.000
<v Speaker 2>undocumented status, but legally so for a certain amount of

1012
00:54:22.000 --> 00:54:24.440
<v Speaker 2>time until the court decides if you stay or you leave.

1013
00:54:25.360 --> 00:54:31.239
<v Speaker 2>And if there was so many immigrants coming in that

1014
00:54:32.800 --> 00:54:34.960
<v Speaker 2>we were having a border crisis in oh my god,

1015
00:54:35.000 --> 00:54:38.519
<v Speaker 2>there's just too many immigrants. And we already have a

1016
00:54:38.599 --> 00:54:42.519
<v Speaker 2>metric in place, measurable metric to decrease the number of

1017
00:54:42.559 --> 00:54:48.960
<v Speaker 2>people coming in. You could immediately reduce the numbers immediately,

1018
00:54:49.000 --> 00:54:51.159
<v Speaker 2>and you say, okay, well they're going to walk ten

1019
00:54:51.199 --> 00:54:54.039
<v Speaker 2>miles down the road. That's not the reality of how

1020
00:54:54.039 --> 00:54:57.480
<v Speaker 2>it works, though, Like people will go, they come back,

1021
00:54:57.599 --> 00:55:00.320
<v Speaker 2>they go, they come back, like they come repeated and

1022
00:55:01.559 --> 00:55:09.159
<v Speaker 2>repeatedly request asylum. There are things you can do, and

1023
00:55:09.280 --> 00:55:11.880
<v Speaker 2>instead we'd rather just argue about it, you know, Like

1024
00:55:12.000 --> 00:55:14.880
<v Speaker 2>that's that's the point I'm making. It's like, there's a

1025
00:55:14.920 --> 00:55:20.519
<v Speaker 2>real issue there, and both sides are responsible for not

1026
00:55:20.679 --> 00:55:23.760
<v Speaker 2>doing anything of actual value, you.

1027
00:55:23.719 --> 00:55:26.599
<v Speaker 1>Know, So why can't we do both? Why can't we

1028
00:55:26.679 --> 00:55:29.360
<v Speaker 1>reform that system and build that wall to keep out

1029
00:55:29.559 --> 00:55:33.079
<v Speaker 1>people who might be coming the ones who go ahead, I.

1030
00:55:33.079 --> 00:55:36.679
<v Speaker 2>Mean, because because then you're just wasting money on a mite,

1031
00:55:37.039 --> 00:55:39.840
<v Speaker 2>you know, like you're just you're just kissing. But but

1032
00:55:39.960 --> 00:55:45.079
<v Speaker 2>that's the thing is, the reality is the overwhelming majority

1033
00:55:45.199 --> 00:55:50.320
<v Speaker 2>of undocumented or illegal immigrants are asylum seekers, not people

1034
00:55:50.400 --> 00:55:54.320
<v Speaker 2>jumping fences, not people running from border patrol or you know,

1035
00:55:54.360 --> 00:55:59.159
<v Speaker 2>getting smuggled in in box cars or crates. The overwhelming

1036
00:55:59.199 --> 00:56:03.599
<v Speaker 2>majority of undocumented folks are people who just walked up

1037
00:56:03.599 --> 00:56:05.360
<v Speaker 2>to the border and asked to come in, and they

1038
00:56:05.360 --> 00:56:07.840
<v Speaker 2>were allowed to come in. So if you don't want

1039
00:56:07.840 --> 00:56:11.360
<v Speaker 2>illegals here, it would be really easy to make that

1040
00:56:11.480 --> 00:56:13.840
<v Speaker 2>issue less of an issue.

1041
00:56:14.000 --> 00:56:18.039
<v Speaker 1>I would I am not questioning you. I don't believe

1042
00:56:18.079 --> 00:56:21.719
<v Speaker 1>that's true. I don't believe more hit the thing. I

1043
00:56:21.719 --> 00:56:24.199
<v Speaker 1>would want to see where that comes from. And also,

1044
00:56:24.280 --> 00:56:26.880
<v Speaker 1>there's no way to even account for how many people

1045
00:56:26.880 --> 00:56:30.000
<v Speaker 1>are crossing illegally. There's estimates.

1046
00:56:30.159 --> 00:56:32.039
<v Speaker 2>I mean there are estimates, and.

1047
00:56:32.199 --> 00:56:35.880
<v Speaker 1>I mean based on what they're not surveilling the entire

1048
00:56:36.039 --> 00:56:39.880
<v Speaker 1>border for X amount of days and calculating whatever.

1049
00:56:39.920 --> 00:56:42.559
<v Speaker 2>Right, But eventually these people, if they do get in

1050
00:56:42.639 --> 00:56:46.880
<v Speaker 2>and they didn't seek asylum and give their information, eventually

1051
00:56:47.559 --> 00:56:50.800
<v Speaker 2>they are found out because they're spending money, they're trying

1052
00:56:50.840 --> 00:56:54.519
<v Speaker 2>to get jobs, their kids are going to school. Eventually

1053
00:56:54.599 --> 00:56:59.800
<v Speaker 2>they pop up somewhere, and that these numbers, these discrepancies,

1054
00:57:00.039 --> 00:57:03.519
<v Speaker 2>statistics are how they help determine how many people are

1055
00:57:03.519 --> 00:57:08.840
<v Speaker 2>coming in being the means I said, versus other tunnels

1056
00:57:08.840 --> 00:57:11.480
<v Speaker 2>and shit like that. I'm not saying these things don't exist.

1057
00:57:11.519 --> 00:57:14.880
<v Speaker 2>They do. Human slavery is real, drug trafficking is real,

1058
00:57:15.440 --> 00:57:20.400
<v Speaker 2>but most drugs come in through legal means, through border crossings,

1059
00:57:20.400 --> 00:57:24.800
<v Speaker 2>and most humans who are trafficked are not asylum seekers.

1060
00:57:25.320 --> 00:57:29.280
<v Speaker 2>So that's that's the issue, you know, that's the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the real issue is defining what an asylum

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00:57:31.960 --> 00:57:32.559
<v Speaker 1>seeker is.

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00:57:32.800 --> 00:57:35.440
<v Speaker 2>And my question with anybody who walks up to the

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00:57:35.480 --> 00:57:41.079
<v Speaker 2>border and says, oh, I'm living through humanitarian crisis or whatever,

1065
00:57:41.199 --> 00:57:44.840
<v Speaker 2>and the government doesn't ask any questions. So I'm being

1066
00:57:44.880 --> 00:57:49.639
<v Speaker 2>critical of this, like not because I don't want immigrants here,

1067
00:57:49.679 --> 00:57:53.440
<v Speaker 2>but just because I think it's a stupid law to have,

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00:57:54.199 --> 00:57:56.719
<v Speaker 2>especially if you want to be critical about the state

1069
00:57:56.719 --> 00:58:00.400
<v Speaker 2>of immigration. You know what I'm saying. It's an arbitrary number.

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00:58:00.440 --> 00:58:03.679
<v Speaker 2>What is five thousand? You know, Like it doesn't come

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00:58:03.760 --> 00:58:05.400
<v Speaker 2>into account real.

1072
00:58:05.440 --> 00:58:08.599
<v Speaker 1>But maybe it does. Maybe it takes into account economic

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00:58:08.880 --> 00:58:09.679
<v Speaker 1>stuff what we.

1074
00:58:09.639 --> 00:58:12.320
<v Speaker 2>Can cover than that, But it doesn't because it doesn't

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00:58:12.400 --> 00:58:15.719
<v Speaker 2>take into account like, Okay, what if there is a disaster,

1076
00:58:15.880 --> 00:58:19.079
<v Speaker 2>what if there is a volcano or a flood or whatever.

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00:58:19.519 --> 00:58:23.719
<v Speaker 1>People immediately that's a versus like the same thing as

1078
00:58:23.760 --> 00:58:25.960
<v Speaker 1>the wall. I mean, it's the same what if.

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00:58:25.840 --> 00:58:30.360
<v Speaker 2>Right legislation is a lot easier to finance than bricks

1080
00:58:30.360 --> 00:58:36.599
<v Speaker 2>and mortar, what like, it makes sense to have a

1081
00:58:36.679 --> 00:58:39.800
<v Speaker 2>plan in action for when these people get here. It

1082
00:58:39.840 --> 00:58:43.119
<v Speaker 2>doesn't really make sense to just piss money away for

1083
00:58:43.199 --> 00:58:45.960
<v Speaker 2>a wall when we don't have evidence to support that

1084
00:58:46.199 --> 00:58:51.599
<v Speaker 2>large droves of people are coming in via illegal border crossings.

1085
00:58:51.880 --> 00:58:52.840
<v Speaker 2>That that's the point.

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00:58:54.000 --> 00:58:57.800
<v Speaker 1>There's been a lot of recent documentaries on the border stuff.

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00:58:57.960 --> 00:58:59.440
<v Speaker 1>Again I would, I would.

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00:59:00.039 --> 00:59:02.320
<v Speaker 2>It's very total though. That's the thing is, like you

1089
00:59:02.360 --> 00:59:04.599
<v Speaker 2>can see as many stories as you want, but you

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00:59:04.719 --> 00:59:07.400
<v Speaker 2>have to look at the data. Well, no, but that's data.

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00:59:07.440 --> 00:59:10.199
<v Speaker 1>That's who they're talking to. They're talking to the border patrol.

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00:59:10.400 --> 00:59:12.880
<v Speaker 1>I mean, the border patrol says this is a problem.

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00:59:13.320 --> 00:59:16.039
<v Speaker 1>You know, the border patrol says they are overwhelmed and

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00:59:16.079 --> 00:59:18.760
<v Speaker 1>cannot process it. And cannot they say a lot of

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00:59:18.800 --> 00:59:21.280
<v Speaker 1>illegal people are crossing every day.

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00:59:22.760 --> 00:59:25.760
<v Speaker 2>So I heard what you said about them being overwhelmed

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00:59:25.760 --> 00:59:29.679
<v Speaker 2>and they can't process it. So does that automatically So

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00:59:29.800 --> 00:59:32.960
<v Speaker 2>you're saying that just automatically leads to them coming in illegally.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't. Yeah, I don't think your theory on

1100
00:59:35.880 --> 00:59:38.000
<v Speaker 1>them coming back day after day, I don't think that.

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00:59:38.079 --> 00:59:40.920
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it holds non majority of them.

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00:59:41.280 --> 00:59:44.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I see. That's that's the thing, is the data

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00:59:44.559 --> 00:59:48.280
<v Speaker 2>disagrees with that. I mean, we can look it up more.

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00:59:48.320 --> 00:59:50.000
<v Speaker 2>Maybe we'll do that on a Patreon where we look

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00:59:50.039 --> 00:59:51.480
<v Speaker 2>it up, but either way.

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00:59:52.280 --> 00:59:55.679
<v Speaker 1>It's more like next week Patreon. That's like gathering data.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, my point still stands that if you're probably so

1108
01:00:00.000 --> 01:00:02.880
<v Speaker 2>so again, like well, I don't know why, Like I'm

1109
01:00:02.880 --> 01:00:04.480
<v Speaker 2>not trying to come at you, but it's like, I

1110
01:00:04.480 --> 01:00:07.440
<v Speaker 2>don't know why you're trying to like fight this this

1111
01:00:07.599 --> 01:00:12.039
<v Speaker 2>point here, because it's like there is a measurable metric.

1112
01:00:12.199 --> 01:00:16.559
<v Speaker 2>It's immediately measurable. Okay. If we're having a problem with

1113
01:00:16.679 --> 01:00:20.880
<v Speaker 2>undocumented people in the country, we just we just put

1114
01:00:21.000 --> 01:00:24.559
<v Speaker 2>legislation in place right now, fuck it, we just stop

1115
01:00:24.639 --> 01:00:30.199
<v Speaker 2>letting people seek asylum, you know, and then we see

1116
01:00:30.679 --> 01:00:33.239
<v Speaker 2>what do the numbers say? What are the numbers say

1117
01:00:33.280 --> 01:00:37.400
<v Speaker 2>in five years fucking two years, and we'll just look

1118
01:00:37.440 --> 01:00:41.480
<v Speaker 2>at how many undocumenteds are still in the country, are

1119
01:00:41.519 --> 01:00:45.440
<v Speaker 2>still coming in, and we'll plot it against the previous

1120
01:00:45.480 --> 01:00:48.159
<v Speaker 2>trajectory and we'll see, like, okay, does it look like

1121
01:00:49.519 --> 01:00:53.480
<v Speaker 2>forty percent of them stop coming in eighty ninety six,

1122
01:00:54.360 --> 01:00:59.360
<v Speaker 2>ninety one three, And it's measurable. That's the point. You

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01:00:59.400 --> 01:01:01.760
<v Speaker 2>don't have to build a wall, right, you don't have

1124
01:01:01.840 --> 01:01:05.199
<v Speaker 2>to do anything. You just have to change the laws.

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01:01:05.440 --> 01:01:06.880
<v Speaker 2>But most sites could do this.

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01:01:07.079 --> 01:01:11.159
<v Speaker 1>I'm not coming at you, but if I told you

1127
01:01:11.320 --> 01:01:14.199
<v Speaker 1>vaccines do this, this, and this and that and bleak

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01:01:14.239 --> 01:01:16.760
<v Speaker 1>into the brain. Wouldn't you want to know my sources?

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01:01:17.559 --> 01:01:18.079
<v Speaker 2>Of course?

1130
01:01:18.400 --> 01:01:21.559
<v Speaker 1>So everything I've looked into and read about this and

1131
01:01:22.559 --> 01:01:24.880
<v Speaker 1>seen interviews with people at the border and this and

1132
01:01:24.880 --> 01:01:29.159
<v Speaker 1>that different high ranking border patrol people contradicts what you're saying.

1133
01:01:29.199 --> 01:01:31.159
<v Speaker 1>So the reason I'm coming at it is because the

1134
01:01:31.280 --> 01:01:34.960
<v Speaker 1>evidence I have gathered in my own head completely contradicts

1135
01:01:35.000 --> 01:01:37.880
<v Speaker 1>what you were saying. So yes, I would question it.

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01:01:37.960 --> 01:01:42.440
<v Speaker 1>And again, if you got that from uh open Opentheborders

1137
01:01:42.480 --> 01:01:45.440
<v Speaker 1>dot Org, I'd be like, yeah, to me, that's less credible.

1138
01:01:45.480 --> 01:01:47.440
<v Speaker 1>But if you told me it was based on this study,

1139
01:01:47.440 --> 01:01:50.280
<v Speaker 1>that I would go, oh, okay, good. I'm not coming

1140
01:01:50.280 --> 01:01:52.920
<v Speaker 1>at it because I don't believe you. I'm coming at

1141
01:01:52.920 --> 01:01:56.159
<v Speaker 1>it to make sure the numbers you were given are accurate.

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01:01:56.320 --> 01:01:57.480
<v Speaker 1>That's my only question.

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01:01:57.679 --> 01:02:00.639
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, I'm not even quoting number. I'm just

1144
01:02:00.840 --> 01:02:05.599
<v Speaker 2>I'm I just I'm telling you what the the patterns

1145
01:02:05.639 --> 01:02:09.679
<v Speaker 2>are and the trends and what the the proportions are.

1146
01:02:11.039 --> 01:02:15.239
<v Speaker 2>It's the same. Like, I mean, didn't you even say like, yeah,

1147
01:02:15.280 --> 01:02:18.480
<v Speaker 2>most drugs come in legally, right? No, I never said

1148
01:02:18.480 --> 01:02:21.320
<v Speaker 2>that you did you did? So did you look that

1149
01:02:21.440 --> 01:02:23.880
<v Speaker 2>up or do you just because I mean I.

1150
01:02:24.039 --> 01:02:25.960
<v Speaker 1>Never said I never said that. Oh I didn't look

1151
01:02:26.000 --> 01:02:28.280
<v Speaker 1>at I never said that the DEA.

1152
01:02:29.079 --> 01:02:30.960
<v Speaker 2>I watched an interview with a guy from the d A.

1153
01:02:31.800 --> 01:02:37.599
<v Speaker 2>I think the fucking ATF or whatever. Now the U

1154
01:02:38.559 --> 01:02:41.159
<v Speaker 2>sounds like it makes sense, Uh No, it was, but

1155
01:02:41.239 --> 01:02:45.599
<v Speaker 2>it was multiple heads of things that have I remember here.

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01:02:45.440 --> 01:02:48.440
<v Speaker 1>Probably the ATF because they trafficked guns with drugs a

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01:02:48.440 --> 01:02:49.000
<v Speaker 1>lot of the time.

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01:02:49.079 --> 01:02:52.000
<v Speaker 2>Maybe yeah, like that. But I watched that Wired series,

1159
01:02:52.079 --> 01:02:54.719
<v Speaker 2>you know, where they talked to like retired professionals, and

1160
01:02:54.719 --> 01:02:57.320
<v Speaker 2>I remember hearing the same thing quoted over and over

1161
01:02:57.599 --> 01:03:01.039
<v Speaker 2>in a lot of like drug videos and gun videos

1162
01:03:01.079 --> 01:03:05.599
<v Speaker 2>and all and all these different experts would always mention, how, yeah,

1163
01:03:06.000 --> 01:03:10.760
<v Speaker 2>most ship that gets here illegally or that is illegal

1164
01:03:10.800 --> 01:03:15.360
<v Speaker 2>here gets here legally, just like ship from China. Right,

1165
01:03:15.480 --> 01:03:19.119
<v Speaker 2>Like the postal service is so inundated with packages, they

1166
01:03:19.119 --> 01:03:22.199
<v Speaker 2>can't process and scan through everything. They only they only

1167
01:03:22.239 --> 01:03:25.320
<v Speaker 2>search like a fraction of a percent of all the

1168
01:03:25.400 --> 01:03:28.119
<v Speaker 2>ship that gets shipped into the United States from China.

1169
01:03:28.239 --> 01:03:31.480
<v Speaker 2>So that's why so much ship that is illegal in

1170
01:03:31.480 --> 01:03:34.519
<v Speaker 2>the United States just gets sent through the regular mail

1171
01:03:34.800 --> 01:03:40.000
<v Speaker 2>from China, you know, like they the criminals exploit and

1172
01:03:40.039 --> 01:03:42.280
<v Speaker 2>the good ones and bad ones. You know, if there's

1173
01:03:42.320 --> 01:03:46.039
<v Speaker 2>such a thing as a good criminal, they exploit the

1174
01:03:46.119 --> 01:03:50.599
<v Speaker 2>legal system as it is, you know, good yeah, good criminals,

1175
01:03:50.639 --> 01:03:52.039
<v Speaker 2>smart criminals will at least.

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01:03:52.840 --> 01:03:57.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it's not legal once you start moving illegal stuff.

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01:03:59.760 --> 01:04:03.599
<v Speaker 2>Right, I understand. But the post office is a legal

1178
01:04:03.880 --> 01:04:07.880
<v Speaker 2>it's the it's the legal service, it's a government service.

1179
01:04:07.880 --> 01:04:09.159
<v Speaker 1>You're using it illegally.

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01:04:09.599 --> 01:04:13.159
<v Speaker 2>You are using it illegally, yes, exactly, what's even the point?

1181
01:04:13.360 --> 01:04:18.039
<v Speaker 2>Just just like people who in some people's eyes, would

1182
01:04:18.119 --> 01:04:21.920
<v Speaker 2>be coming to our border and using our you know,

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01:04:22.159 --> 01:04:24.000
<v Speaker 2>I guess no, it would be just they would just

1184
01:04:24.039 --> 01:04:28.679
<v Speaker 2>be using it illegally, using the border policy illegally. Hey,

1185
01:04:28.719 --> 01:04:30.920
<v Speaker 2>I want to seek asylum. I got it's real bad

1186
01:04:30.960 --> 01:04:33.719
<v Speaker 2>where I'm from. Okay, we can't ask any questions, and

1187
01:04:33.760 --> 01:04:36.840
<v Speaker 2>then you wait for your court date. You're you're essentially

1188
01:04:37.079 --> 01:04:40.239
<v Speaker 2>you're you're lying. I guess you're you're basically perjuring yourself, right,

1189
01:04:40.239 --> 01:04:44.320
<v Speaker 2>you're lying or committing fraud or something. You're you're lying

1190
01:04:44.440 --> 01:04:49.760
<v Speaker 2>to get gain access to the country. So it's the same,

1191
01:04:49.920 --> 01:04:52.760
<v Speaker 2>it's the same thing, right like you are you are

1192
01:04:52.800 --> 01:04:59.599
<v Speaker 2>committing a crime, but what, well, you know, what's the point?

1193
01:05:00.360 --> 01:05:01.480
<v Speaker 2>Who cares you're good or bad?

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01:05:02.239 --> 01:05:09.760
<v Speaker 1>I just think, uh, I think all of South America

1195
01:05:09.800 --> 01:05:13.159
<v Speaker 1>at this point could probably claim refugee status.

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01:05:13.400 --> 01:05:16.400
<v Speaker 2>Right at a rate of five thousand people per day, exactly.

1197
01:05:16.559 --> 01:05:20.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, until bodies are stacking up outside of the front gate,

1198
01:05:20.679 --> 01:05:22.880
<v Speaker 1>then there's argument we need to get it up to

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01:05:22.920 --> 01:05:26.199
<v Speaker 1>ten thousand a day. Look at the human devastation out there,

1200
01:05:26.599 --> 01:05:30.119
<v Speaker 1>you know that happens, Okay, and then even at ten thousand,

1201
01:05:30.239 --> 01:05:34.559
<v Speaker 1>bodies are still stacking sure, opens Okay, that's great. Then

1202
01:05:34.639 --> 01:05:37.440
<v Speaker 1>Syria floods in because they're in a war zone as well.

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01:05:37.960 --> 01:05:42.639
<v Speaker 2>God, so, so you're you're you're painting the picture in

1204
01:05:42.679 --> 01:05:45.159
<v Speaker 2>one way, but it could be the other way just

1205
01:05:45.199 --> 01:05:47.639
<v Speaker 2>as well, where people are starving and dying on the

1206
01:05:47.639 --> 01:05:50.599
<v Speaker 2>outside and we're just not letting them in for any

1207
01:05:50.639 --> 01:05:53.360
<v Speaker 2>good reason because we have this big giant wall, you know,

1208
01:05:53.440 --> 01:05:55.079
<v Speaker 2>or we don't even need the wall. We could just

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01:05:55.079 --> 01:05:58.519
<v Speaker 2>be gunning them down right at the border with fucking helicopters.

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01:05:58.559 --> 01:06:01.679
<v Speaker 2>We were the United States, We have the best fucking firepower.

1211
01:06:02.039 --> 01:06:04.320
<v Speaker 1>Like that's well, or just not to kill people, it's

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01:06:04.400 --> 01:06:05.360
<v Speaker 1>to protect our borders.

1213
01:06:05.400 --> 01:06:07.239
<v Speaker 2>To protect our border yees. So we're just gonna gun

1214
01:06:07.320 --> 01:06:09.639
<v Speaker 2>them down before they can get within a mile of it.

1215
01:06:09.760 --> 01:06:12.360
<v Speaker 1>No reason, because we can build the wall real high.

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01:06:12.559 --> 01:06:14.639
<v Speaker 2>No, we want to keep the driveway to the wall. Nice.

1217
01:06:14.880 --> 01:06:18.559
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, But that's the point is like, we can

1218
01:06:18.639 --> 01:06:22.039
<v Speaker 2>what if all day, but we have data, we can

1219
01:06:22.239 --> 01:06:26.440
<v Speaker 2>make legislation to do something about it. But nobody is

1220
01:06:26.480 --> 01:06:30.199
<v Speaker 2>doing anything about the border, and both sides seem to

1221
01:06:30.199 --> 01:06:32.199
<v Speaker 2>bitch about it. I hear Biden bitching all the time

1222
01:06:32.239 --> 01:06:35.320
<v Speaker 2>about shit at the border. Oh we got at the border,

1223
01:06:35.360 --> 01:06:37.000
<v Speaker 2>and it's like, oh, dude, I thought you were all

1224
01:06:37.000 --> 01:06:39.719
<v Speaker 2>about open borders. That's what I hear from conservatives all

1225
01:06:39.760 --> 01:06:42.280
<v Speaker 2>the time is that you're COMMI and you want open borders.

1226
01:06:42.440 --> 01:06:45.960
<v Speaker 2>But it seems like even Biden is not pretty, is

1227
01:06:46.360 --> 01:06:48.840
<v Speaker 2>not happy with a bunch of fucking illegals come in

1228
01:06:48.960 --> 01:06:49.480
<v Speaker 2>all the time.

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01:06:49.719 --> 01:06:52.320
<v Speaker 1>Well that's because most Americans.

1230
01:06:51.639 --> 01:06:55.239
<v Speaker 2>Don't want it. So then why don't they do something?

1231
01:06:55.239 --> 01:06:56.960
<v Speaker 2>Why don't they make some legislation.

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01:06:57.239 --> 01:07:00.000
<v Speaker 1>Well they're trying to vote for someone. But Trump told

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01:07:00.159 --> 01:07:02.360
<v Speaker 1>me he'd start the fucking border wall on day one.

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01:07:02.440 --> 01:07:05.199
<v Speaker 1>It never got finished. Biden said he was going to

1235
01:07:05.280 --> 01:07:08.079
<v Speaker 1>reform the system. It never got done. Obama one of

1236
01:07:08.119 --> 01:07:11.079
<v Speaker 1>his big things was a strong border is very important,

1237
01:07:11.400 --> 01:07:15.239
<v Speaker 1>and then we opened him up more. You're right, you're

1238
01:07:15.280 --> 01:07:15.719
<v Speaker 1>not wrong.

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01:07:15.880 --> 01:07:18.400
<v Speaker 2>It is just a talking about the wall. It's gonna help,

1240
01:07:18.519 --> 01:07:22.159
<v Speaker 2>you know. That's but data shows that everything we have

1241
01:07:22.280 --> 01:07:28.880
<v Speaker 2>been doing does not help. Right, exactly exactly, Try something new, right,

1242
01:07:29.280 --> 01:07:30.880
<v Speaker 2>But that doesn't mean build a wall.

1243
01:07:30.920 --> 01:07:33.400
<v Speaker 1>It could mean that. It doesn't not mean that.

1244
01:07:34.280 --> 01:07:36.519
<v Speaker 2>I mean a wall that people can just climb over

1245
01:07:36.639 --> 01:07:39.719
<v Speaker 2>or climb under, dig under, like really it's big enough.

1246
01:07:39.840 --> 01:07:43.559
<v Speaker 1>Man, both ways, I don't know. I'm not advocating for

1247
01:07:43.639 --> 01:07:45.440
<v Speaker 1>the wall, but you put me in a position saying

1248
01:07:45.480 --> 01:07:47.239
<v Speaker 1>a wall doesn't work. I bet you I could build

1249
01:07:47.280 --> 01:07:49.239
<v Speaker 1>a wall big enough you can't climb over it.

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01:07:50.400 --> 01:07:53.199
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm sure you could, but I'm I'm willing

1251
01:07:53.239 --> 01:07:56.159
<v Speaker 2>to bet it would cost way more than the American

1252
01:07:56.239 --> 01:08:00.639
<v Speaker 2>taxpayer would want to pay for, especially considering most people

1253
01:08:01.039 --> 01:08:03.760
<v Speaker 2>aren't even trying to go that way. They'll just walk up.

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01:08:04.159 --> 01:08:08.480
<v Speaker 2>I mean, fine, build the wall and leave the leave

1255
01:08:08.559 --> 01:08:12.719
<v Speaker 2>the the cap at five thousand per day, and we'll

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01:08:12.719 --> 01:08:15.599
<v Speaker 2>see how the immigration numbers change. And then and then

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<v Speaker 2>what do we do when it changes by three percent? Okay,

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01:08:19.199 --> 01:08:21.760
<v Speaker 2>maybe we should change this fucking asylum nonsense.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you saying, oh goodness, someone should do something about

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<v Speaker 1>the government wasting money.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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01:08:29.760 --> 01:08:31.840
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm saying if we build the wall, and if

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01:08:31.880 --> 01:08:32.840
<v Speaker 1>it only changed the.

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<v Speaker 2>Wall, I'm saying we should waste it all on the wall.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but that's my question. I mean, if we're getting

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<v Speaker 1>outraged about the government wasting money, I got fucking binders

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01:08:41.520 --> 01:08:44.359
<v Speaker 1>full of shit for you, Like, I mean, we can't

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01:08:44.399 --> 01:08:48.159
<v Speaker 1>just put our foot down on this one. Let's carry

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01:08:48.159 --> 01:08:49.680
<v Speaker 1>that through to everything so.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't spend money on anything anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Sounds like you want smaller government.

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01:08:55.039 --> 01:08:56.600
<v Speaker 2>I mean that's I mean, it sounds.

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01:08:56.399 --> 01:08:58.560
<v Speaker 1>Like as far as a wall building, you want me.

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<v Speaker 2>To say that. No, I want a government that takes

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01:09:01.640 --> 01:09:05.920
<v Speaker 2>action based on data and reason, and that is reasoned,

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01:09:06.079 --> 01:09:09.720
<v Speaker 2>you know, like it's informed. It doesn't. A wall is

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01:09:09.760 --> 01:09:15.479
<v Speaker 2>an impulsive like just a blurt out of It's a

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01:09:15.560 --> 01:09:19.399
<v Speaker 2>Freudian slip. Do you think when Donald Trump said we'll

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01:09:19.399 --> 01:09:22.840
<v Speaker 2>build a wall, he had any good reason to build

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01:09:22.880 --> 01:09:27.159
<v Speaker 2>a wall other than walls are tall walls.

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01:09:27.479 --> 01:09:31.000
<v Speaker 1>Walls have traditionally been used throughout history to keep people

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01:09:31.039 --> 01:09:32.359
<v Speaker 1>in or out of things.

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01:09:32.760 --> 01:09:35.840
<v Speaker 2>Sure, but this I mean, this is the twenty first century.

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01:09:36.079 --> 01:09:41.920
<v Speaker 2>We have drones that can carry people. We have excavators

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01:09:42.119 --> 01:09:46.319
<v Speaker 2>that can be purchased at home depot. We have fucking

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01:09:46.680 --> 01:09:50.920
<v Speaker 2>speedboats that can go from Tijuana to San Diego in

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01:09:51.039 --> 01:09:56.199
<v Speaker 2>thirty minutes. I don't know why a wall. If you

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01:09:56.279 --> 01:09:59.039
<v Speaker 2>think that they're nefariously sneaking in, I don't know why

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01:09:59.039 --> 01:10:01.560
<v Speaker 2>a wall would stop them.

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01:10:01.600 --> 01:10:05.159
<v Speaker 1>Again, just something different to try. Again.

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01:10:05.239 --> 01:10:08.439
<v Speaker 2>I'm not advocating for this, I'm okay, I just but

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01:10:09.119 --> 01:10:11.159
<v Speaker 2>it's just like every time you say something to try,

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01:10:11.199 --> 01:10:13.039
<v Speaker 2>it sounds like you are. So that's why I don't know.

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01:10:13.000 --> 01:10:16.600
<v Speaker 1>No, because I don't because I don't believe the data

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01:10:16.640 --> 01:10:19.800
<v Speaker 1>you were told. I don't believe those are correct numbers. Okay,

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01:10:19.920 --> 01:10:23.000
<v Speaker 1>And I also the again that's not on.

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<v Speaker 2>You, and I don't want to look it up right now.

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01:10:25.039 --> 01:10:27.039
<v Speaker 2>I mean we can, but I just feel like range

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01:10:27.079 --> 01:10:28.039
<v Speaker 2>the time it is.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's also the other aspect of it is I

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01:10:30.920 --> 01:10:33.840
<v Speaker 1>think you're discounting a lot of human psychology, especially from

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01:10:34.000 --> 01:10:37.600
<v Speaker 1>people in Again, I don't think they're lining up. I

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01:10:37.600 --> 01:10:41.479
<v Speaker 1>think yes, a majority of them will. I mean, you

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01:10:41.479 --> 01:10:44.079
<v Speaker 1>you have you read this stuff about how cartels now

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01:10:44.239 --> 01:10:48.880
<v Speaker 1>are moving their operations from drug to just human trafficking

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01:10:48.920 --> 01:10:53.159
<v Speaker 1>getting people over the order I have it packages, which

1307
01:10:53.199 --> 01:10:55.399
<v Speaker 1>is I guess you just don't get raped as much.

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01:10:55.880 --> 01:10:57.560
<v Speaker 2>And on the way of the United States. I just

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01:10:57.560 --> 01:11:00.600
<v Speaker 2>want to saw a graph the other day. It had

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01:11:00.640 --> 01:11:04.920
<v Speaker 2>like all the spots. One was a world map where

1311
01:11:05.479 --> 01:11:09.000
<v Speaker 2>it had in red all the places where the most

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01:11:09.039 --> 01:11:14.159
<v Speaker 2>people are trafficked from. So you had like Thailand, India, China,

1313
01:11:14.960 --> 01:11:19.159
<v Speaker 2>all over Africa, south of fucking the whole world as

1314
01:11:19.279 --> 01:11:23.720
<v Speaker 2>people being trafficked from there. And yeah, who's the biggest

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01:11:23.840 --> 01:11:28.039
<v Speaker 2>importer of people? The United States? That was the next graph.

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01:11:28.119 --> 01:11:31.800
<v Speaker 2>The next graph shows you the where the most slaves

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01:11:32.640 --> 01:11:36.359
<v Speaker 2>to yeh, it's in the fucking United States. And I like,

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01:11:36.520 --> 01:11:38.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm not buying slaves. I don't know a lot of

1319
01:11:38.720 --> 01:11:41.439
<v Speaker 2>people in my neighborhood who can afford a slave, and

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01:11:41.520 --> 01:11:43.159
<v Speaker 2>if they can, they're not sharing it with me.

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01:11:43.800 --> 01:11:46.800
<v Speaker 1>So I'm assuming I'd be like, cut me a clip,

1322
01:11:47.439 --> 01:11:49.399
<v Speaker 1>make make me funny in this one.

1323
01:11:50.640 --> 01:11:52.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, put me in this one. I want to wear

1324
01:11:52.720 --> 01:11:53.520
<v Speaker 2>the pig mask.

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01:11:54.000 --> 01:11:57.000
<v Speaker 1>I can to work miracles massa and I'd be like,

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01:11:57.479 --> 01:12:00.960
<v Speaker 1>just make me kind of funny. I ain't no saying

1327
01:12:01.039 --> 01:12:02.720
<v Speaker 1>or nothing that might.

1328
01:12:02.600 --> 01:12:04.159
<v Speaker 2>Be fun to do for the show. We get a

1329
01:12:04.239 --> 01:12:06.680
<v Speaker 2>dark web connection and we see how much a slave

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01:12:06.760 --> 01:12:07.239
<v Speaker 2>goes for.

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01:12:09.720 --> 01:12:12.760
<v Speaker 1>I guess okay, I don't want to get into like

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01:12:12.800 --> 01:12:14.800
<v Speaker 1>who the better slaves are and who they aren't, so

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01:12:15.119 --> 01:12:15.720
<v Speaker 1>I we'll just.

1334
01:12:17.359 --> 01:12:21.199
<v Speaker 2>Regions. It's a good one, I bet anyway, gheit him there?

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01:12:21.439 --> 01:12:26.760
<v Speaker 1>You know how? You know how we got there? Do

1336
01:12:26.760 --> 01:12:28.640
<v Speaker 1>you know how we got to where we are right now?

1337
01:12:29.439 --> 01:12:30.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

1338
01:12:30.399 --> 01:12:34.399
<v Speaker 1>But Robert Downey is coming back to the Marvel universe.

1339
01:12:35.079 --> 01:12:39.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I don't know how we fucking got there. No,

1340
01:12:40.199 --> 01:12:44.239
<v Speaker 1>he's coming back as Doctor Doom.

1341
01:12:44.439 --> 01:12:45.319
<v Speaker 2>Doctor Doom.

1342
01:12:45.560 --> 01:12:48.439
<v Speaker 1>Do you have the fucking fucking money they must have

1343
01:12:48.479 --> 01:12:50.000
<v Speaker 1>given him to come back?

1344
01:12:51.279 --> 01:12:55.319
<v Speaker 2>I mean it seems like there he's begging to come

1345
01:12:55.359 --> 01:12:57.399
<v Speaker 2>back at this point, like I thought he left and

1346
01:12:57.439 --> 01:12:58.960
<v Speaker 2>now he's back as a different guy.

1347
01:12:59.560 --> 01:13:03.439
<v Speaker 1>Now they must have paid him so much, fucking probably

1348
01:13:03.520 --> 01:13:09.000
<v Speaker 1>fifty million bits and probably five percent of worldwide gross.

1349
01:13:09.359 --> 01:13:12.119
<v Speaker 2>So wait a minute. They asked him to come back

1350
01:13:12.159 --> 01:13:15.119
<v Speaker 2>and play a different character and a different property that's

1351
01:13:15.159 --> 01:13:18.840
<v Speaker 2>not even connected to the Marvel movies yet but not

1352
01:13:18.960 --> 01:13:23.119
<v Speaker 2>yet like through the through the movies, right, yeah, Okay,

1353
01:13:23.159 --> 01:13:26.439
<v Speaker 2>so they're asking him basically to come back and helm

1354
01:13:26.720 --> 01:13:30.800
<v Speaker 2>a new Marvel cinematic universe is what it sounds like.

1355
01:13:32.239 --> 01:13:34.399
<v Speaker 1>Is there anyone better equipped to do it?

1356
01:13:35.159 --> 01:13:40.600
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I can't say I agree, Yeah, there's no one. No.

1357
01:13:40.800 --> 01:13:43.800
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say maybe cap Chris Evans, but no,

1358
01:13:43.920 --> 01:13:46.720
<v Speaker 2>you're right. Tony Stark was the leader. He's the guy.

1359
01:13:47.279 --> 01:13:50.680
<v Speaker 2>But I think this is a bad idea. I think

1360
01:13:50.720 --> 01:13:54.960
<v Speaker 2>Disney is so desperate to revitalize this thing that should

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01:13:55.000 --> 01:13:59.920
<v Speaker 2>probably die that they were like, oh, well, Bill fucking

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01:14:00.199 --> 01:14:03.199
<v Speaker 2>They'll do anything for Robert. They'll fucking pay a million

1363
01:14:03.239 --> 01:14:05.199
<v Speaker 2>times in a row, and I think I might pay

1364
01:14:05.239 --> 01:14:08.279
<v Speaker 2>one more. And if it's a piece of shit, all right, dude,

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01:14:08.319 --> 01:14:10.079
<v Speaker 2>I'm done. I don't give a fuck if Robert Downey

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01:14:10.119 --> 01:14:11.039
<v Speaker 2>Junior comes back or not.

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01:14:12.720 --> 01:14:16.479
<v Speaker 1>Some guys go to bed at night thinking to themselves,

1368
01:14:16.920 --> 01:14:21.800
<v Speaker 1>I hope I wake up tomorrow as Robert Downey Junior. Me,

1369
01:14:22.920 --> 01:14:27.800
<v Speaker 1>I hope I just wake up as Jim Fuck that.

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01:14:28.359 --> 01:14:29.560
<v Speaker 2>I gotta be Chris Evans.

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01:14:29.800 --> 01:14:32.079
<v Speaker 1>You got a who'd you rather fuck this week?

1372
01:14:32.439 --> 01:14:34.119
<v Speaker 2>Chris Evans or Robert Downey Jr.

1373
01:14:34.399 --> 01:14:40.720
<v Speaker 1>How about we go Bollywood smash hit jd Vance's wife

1374
01:14:41.199 --> 01:14:42.159
<v Speaker 1>Kamala Harris.

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01:14:43.479 --> 01:14:47.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so jd Vance's wife or Kamala Harris. Yeah, yeah, yeah, hmm,

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01:14:49.239 --> 01:14:52.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna take Kamala just because it's a black and

1377
01:14:52.760 --> 01:14:54.520
<v Speaker 2>a Indian at the same time. It's kind of like

1378
01:14:54.560 --> 01:14:55.520
<v Speaker 2>you're having a three way.

1379
01:14:57.760 --> 01:14:59.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm dead solid.

1380
01:15:00.039 --> 01:15:02.319
<v Speaker 2>It's like you're fucking the Princess and the frog bitch

1381
01:15:02.359 --> 01:15:06.079
<v Speaker 2>and Jasmine. Don't do your.

1382
01:15:05.920 --> 01:15:09.159
<v Speaker 1>Worst friend dot com follows everywhere black princesses on Twitter.

1383
01:15:09.359 --> 01:15:11.439
<v Speaker 1>They made a big deal about that, right, the Princess

1384
01:15:11.439 --> 01:15:14.920
<v Speaker 1>and the Frog one was the first black Disney princess.

1385
01:15:14.800 --> 01:15:18.079
<v Speaker 2>The first and only who didn't do well with the demo?

1386
01:15:18.439 --> 01:15:21.279
<v Speaker 1>Who was the first princess of color?

1387
01:15:22.279 --> 01:15:24.439
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Dude, fucking Pocahontas.

1388
01:15:24.479 --> 01:15:26.720
<v Speaker 1>I think, man, well, did Pokehontas come out after a

1389
01:15:26.760 --> 01:15:27.760
<v Speaker 1>lot of Jasmine?

1390
01:15:27.840 --> 01:15:31.920
<v Speaker 2>Jasmine? Jazzmine was yeah, no, Ariel because she was a fish.

1391
01:15:32.800 --> 01:15:37.560
<v Speaker 1>Ugh agree, fucking pussy stunk. I bet you had aca.

1392
01:15:39.079 --> 01:15:41.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, they never showed her pussy in that cartoon,

1393
01:15:41.680 --> 01:15:43.840
<v Speaker 2>but I bet it was all fucking like it had

1394
01:15:43.960 --> 01:15:47.079
<v Speaker 2>gill slits and ship and it was like it was like,

1395
01:15:47.359 --> 01:15:50.439
<v Speaker 2>you know, how uh, when you see a fish breathe,

1396
01:15:50.520 --> 01:15:53.439
<v Speaker 2>it's gills, like do that flappy thing? It almost looks

1397
01:15:53.520 --> 01:15:57.880
<v Speaker 2>like wings, like they feel like this. Yeah, yeah, I

1398
01:15:57.880 --> 01:16:00.239
<v Speaker 2>imagine her pussy lip's doing that like a whole versus

1399
01:16:00.239 --> 01:16:00.600
<v Speaker 2>his mouth.

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01:16:03.159 --> 01:16:03.960
<v Speaker 1>You're your worst friend.

1401
01:16:04.000 --> 01:16:09.159
<v Speaker 2>I'm Matt, I'm Shane. We'll see you next week. Don't

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01:16:09.199 --> 01:16:10.039
<v Speaker 2>force my mouth.

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01:16:10.840 --> 01:16:13.119
<v Speaker 1>You know, all of us all crudo. You know, I'm

1404
01:16:13.119 --> 01:16:14.319
<v Speaker 1>really gonna miss you guys when.

1405
01:16:14.159 --> 01:16:14.680
<v Speaker 2>The show's over.

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<v Speaker 1>H