Speaker 1: Man, old man, that's sharp and clear. That's the absolute
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Speaker 2: Set I ever it is.
Speaker 3: Well, now, wait a minute, how you know that as
Speaker 3: you find television, said Andy, You ain't even got the.
Speaker 4: Thing turned on.
Speaker 2: Don't need to turn the set on, you know, just
Speaker 2: got the main plate.
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Speaker 3: starring radios all time favorite Ramond Goston and Parrell. The
Speaker 3: Kingfish and his wife, Sapphire and her mother planned on
Speaker 3: spending a month's vacation in Mama's cottage up in the country.
Speaker 3: The Kingfish has just been up to look the place
Speaker 3: over after the winter and has just returned with bad news.
Speaker 4: Yes, this you said, George.
Speaker 5: They had a flood of where.
Speaker 3: Our cabin is flood I'll say there was when I
Speaker 3: got there. The Coase guard was draining out the cabin.
Speaker 3: They had a build bumped down the chimney.
Speaker 4: Lastly, little Chartie in the cur years ago, I spent
Speaker 4: my honeymoon up there.
Speaker 3: Well, unless you was a romantic barracouter inexactly the idea.
Speaker 4: Honeymoon's fight no more, George stopped this fooling.
Speaker 5: Is there any danceness in the house.
Speaker 4: Oh there was a little in the living room, a
Speaker 4: little room.
Speaker 3: How much about ten feet?
Speaker 4: But the water done receded.
Speaker 5: Well, there's the floor's dried out.
Speaker 3: That's hard to tell the honey you see when the flood.
Speaker 4: Receded, Uh, it receded the floor with it, That's what happened.
Speaker 5: Well, we ain't got the money to fix it up.
Speaker 5: I guess we'll just have to give up any part
Speaker 5: of a vacation right now.
Speaker 2: You know, maybe we could rent it out of somebody.
Speaker 4: Oh, don't be silly. Only a food would want a
Speaker 4: place like that that You shouldn't have no trouble.
Speaker 5: Let me take one to no one Mile's right, George.
Speaker 5: You know the thing we are to do is put
Speaker 5: an avenue ication. Come on, Mama, we'll go in and
Speaker 5: call him up.
Speaker 4: Trying to run that flooded cottage. This ain't gonna be easy.
Speaker 4: It would take a fish to live up there. A fish.
Speaker 4: Uh they wait a minute, shall I think? I know?
Speaker 3: It's just a big fat, pooped out porpoise to occupy
Speaker 3: that aquarium too. Just keep walking and there the cartage
Speaker 3: is just over this next nose, down in the little valley.
Speaker 3: Lovely location. Then they're situated right between the disappointment.
Speaker 4: Noles and gutted glens. The beautiful about that?
Speaker 1: Well, lesson, kings fig. I don't know why I should
Speaker 1: be taking the vacation this time of the year.
Speaker 4: Oh look, and there I worried about you.
Speaker 3: You spend the whole winner down here in the city
Speaker 3: breathing this up knoxious air.
Speaker 2: Well you mean the air up here is better.
Speaker 3: Or certa of the and in the city of the
Speaker 3: air is one part hydrogen and two parts carbon peroxides.
Speaker 4: There's only one way that you can get pure ad
Speaker 4: and this ender. And I don't think you want to
Speaker 4: spend your vacation and no oxygen tent, do you. Well?
Speaker 1: Maybe he was right, Kingfish, but uh tell me something
Speaker 1: is the water in the lake down there been rising
Speaker 1: lately rising?
Speaker 4: We't make you say that.
Speaker 2: Well, that show looks to me like there was a
Speaker 2: flood up here.
Speaker 3: And well I hear he is Andrew right here here
Speaker 3: he is. Well look at that, there is your dream cottage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to uh wait a minute, king Bridge.
Speaker 1: If the water don't rise around here, how come the
Speaker 1: house is up in the air on six foot filons.
Speaker 4: Uh venal lation.
Speaker 3: And there under the house they got what you call
Speaker 3: a breezeway.
Speaker 4: Now come on, Andy left, climb and stuff there and
Speaker 4: take a look at your beautiful mansion. Boy. Yeah, well okay, uh.
Speaker 3: Now follow me across the port. Then then watch the
Speaker 3: loose boards. Then uh here and there I tell you
Speaker 3: when you move in, uh uh say and uh uh
Speaker 3: that's funny. He was here a minute ago and they.
Speaker 4: And the whereas you.
Speaker 2: I was down here in the breeze waite kings fix.
Speaker 3: Just hain't no time to play games. Come on out
Speaker 3: of there. Yeah, give me your hand here. Let's stand
Speaker 3: on that rock down there.
Speaker 1: Come on, let's say up for it all right there
Speaker 1: you yeah, holy micro kings fig. I went right through
Speaker 1: the porch.
Speaker 3: Well, like any place, the boys need a little tight enough,
Speaker 3: you know, come more or less go in the door.
Speaker 4: Here door, and he's a little tightening too it step
Speaker 4: over the thing down the Uh just leave it down
Speaker 4: the floor.
Speaker 3: Now here we are, Uh look the living room over
Speaker 3: there and there see there, and nice new floors are
Speaker 3: put in you.
Speaker 1: Well, lessen kings fis this is all just one big room.
Speaker 1: How you get firerooms out of this way?
Speaker 4: Well, like all summer places.
Speaker 3: And he just draws a curtain and see doors the
Speaker 3: curtain like this, and there you is. On this side
Speaker 3: of the curtain you got a bedroom, and on the
Speaker 3: other side you got a nice eight by four living room.
Speaker 1: That don't give me much of a living room. Suppose
Speaker 1: I want to have a big house woman party. I
Speaker 1: got about thirty or forty friends I'd like to have up.
Speaker 1: How's I going to entertain them all of that a
Speaker 1: little bitty living room?
Speaker 3: Well, you can stager a guess you like to do
Speaker 3: at the airport? Have him circle around outside.
Speaker 4: Tell you was ready for him to come in and
Speaker 4: make a landing at the punch bowls?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well all right, tell me something. What is this
Speaker 2: curtain here?
Speaker 3: Well, if you'ren't a dinner party and you just pulled
Speaker 3: this across like this, you see and there's a dining room.
Speaker 2: But I don't know about this place, Kingfish, with the
Speaker 2: curtains and everything.
Speaker 3: Now, look, and I admit the thing. He's a little
Speaker 3: fixing up. But you can have the players for the
Speaker 3: whole summer for just two hundred bucks. Well you say, boy,
Speaker 3: well I ain't.
Speaker 4: Oh great bargainer.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's a deal, Kingfish, I'll take it.
Speaker 3: Fine, And now let's go back to this and then
Speaker 3: we'll sign the ironbound contract.
Speaker 4: There you go ahead and there, and we'll follow you
Speaker 4: on the posh all right behind him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, let's go. Thanks, Kingfish. I was gonna uh
Speaker 1: uh i uh, well that's funny.
Speaker 2: I thought the Kingfisher was following me.
Speaker 4: Hey, Kingfish, Kingfish, where is it down here?
Speaker 6: Hand it?
Speaker 4: Just stop down to inspect the breeze wave.
Speaker 1: Me.
Speaker 4: You heard the break. I'm just glad I got that
Speaker 4: cottage running down down. Let me get in the apartment
Speaker 4: here and tell stuff. Fardy s home. Got some good news.
Speaker 5: Well, well, I got wonderful news for you today, George.
Speaker 5: We got an answer to I ad and I rented
Speaker 5: the cottage today to a mister Walston Jackson for one
Speaker 5: hundred dollars. He's moving in there at night.
Speaker 3: Uh honey, wait a minute, this is the other the myth.
Speaker 3: I done run it the cottage to end it, and
Speaker 3: he moving in there leave tonight.
Speaker 2: Oh you ain't George.
Speaker 4: All this awful.
Speaker 5: Mister Jackson is a very nervous man. He said as
Speaker 5: soon as he got there, he was gonna go right
Speaker 5: to bed. Oh I wonder what will happen?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know, but I got the idea there's
Speaker 3: gonna be more screaming and young enough, dad than the
Speaker 3: time that Grandma was flapping the hogs and fell.
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Speaker 2: Show is dark in this cottage.
Speaker 1: Well, I got my night shirt on here in the
Speaker 1: washing area.
Speaker 4: Too bad.
Speaker 1: I fell down that breezeway and busted my kerosene lamp. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel my way across the living room here.
Speaker 4: Hm.
Speaker 1: King fish wants to pull all the curtains our headway
Speaker 1: as he has. Here's the bad Yeah, let me sit
Speaker 1: down on the edge of us. Oh me cause I tired?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I has really exhausted.
Speaker 4: How do you like that?
Speaker 2: I really must be tired. I ain't asleep, but I
Speaker 2: have snorn already.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: Well, let me lay down, pulled the colors up around
Speaker 1: me here? Oh, Oh, this is one of them short beds.
Speaker 1: My feet's is sticking out of the bottom. Yeah, there is.
Speaker 2: There's my foot with the corn plaster on it. There's
Speaker 2: my foot with the busted toe, and there's my foot
Speaker 2: with the sock on it. That holy smoke. I must
Speaker 2: be tired than I thought I was. From here, it
Speaker 2: looks like I got three feet. I wonder what I'm.
Speaker 1: And I'm storing again, and I ain't asleep. He wait minute,
Speaker 1: there seems to be something here on the next pillar. Oh,
Speaker 1: there's something wrong here, cause I know I ain't got
Speaker 1: two heads. Oh me, I must be so tired. I
Speaker 1: have an hallucinations. And I'm gonna make the final test.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna reach down here and pinch my foot with
Speaker 1: the sock on it.
Speaker 4: There.
Speaker 1: Oh holy now, I pinched my foot on the other head.
Speaker 4: Set out.
Speaker 2: I'm getting out of here.
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, who's here in this room?
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody here, mister us all alone? Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: out of my way, Help, let me out of here.
Speaker 2: Help help, yah amos. And that's the whole story.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a terrible thing. And they find another man
Speaker 4: in your bed.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was a mess. He run out the
Speaker 2: back way and I run out the front way?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, how did you get that bunk on your head?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 1: Oh well that uh, on the way out, I slipped
Speaker 1: on a dead fish and landed in the breezeway.
Speaker 4: Again, you said that you ain't got no idea who
Speaker 4: this man was founding dead?
Speaker 1: No, when the Kingfish running me the place, he didn't
Speaker 1: say nothing about no other man.
Speaker 4: I'm beginning to see here. You rented the pleas from
Speaker 4: the kings hea. Huh? Yeah, did you ever stop to
Speaker 4: think that the king fish might have rented this please
Speaker 4: to one other fella?
Speaker 1: Well, now, why would the kingfish want to do that?
Speaker 1: After all, in the past, way has always been buddy.
Speaker 1: I mean, he never tried to jyp me. I mean
Speaker 1: he ain't never tried to pull notes. Uh, I mean, uh,
Speaker 1: holy Macrolamos, he's done it again.
Speaker 4: You know, if I was you outd get.
Speaker 3: Hold of that king piece right away and straighten this
Speaker 3: nonsense out.
Speaker 1: Then yeah, I'm gonna call him up right away. Say,
Speaker 1: by the way, Amos, could any of your kids use
Speaker 1: the turtle? I found this in the pocket of my
Speaker 1: nighty when I got out of the breezeway.
Speaker 3: Now, taking these and there ain't no citizens hollering me
Speaker 3: on the telephone. Yeah, well the whole thing was a mistake. No,
Speaker 3: you can't have your money back.
Speaker 4: I worked the thing. Oh just give me time, man,
Speaker 4: I knew all right already. I'll call you back later. Goodbye.
Speaker 4: Oh me, what a mess. I rent the players and
Speaker 4: the Stapphire, rent the mister Jacksons. One of them has
Speaker 4: gotta go. I uh well, if it is now.
Speaker 3: Donkuin Jack Calhoun hid the King's vins.
Speaker 4: Come on in here? What brings you over here? Gonuin?
Speaker 7: No, I was over making a political speed in the park.
Speaker 4: Over making a political speed. Oh making a.
Speaker 7: Speech, John, I'll say, I climbed up on my soap boxing,
Speaker 7: made the greatest speech of my career. I stood on
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Speaker 7: and corruption. The time has come to scrubb away the
Speaker 7: stigma of bribery. So base, I will sells and democracy
Speaker 7: head feeder.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, did you get many votes? No, but I
Speaker 4: shoold a lot of soap.
Speaker 3: Well I got a different fibrom uh, gonky, Look here,
Speaker 3: I learned a vacation cottage up in the Catskill Mountains
Speaker 3: and there, and my wife doesn't run it to a
Speaker 3: mister Jackson. And last night they both discovered each other
Speaker 3: up there in the place at the same time.
Speaker 7: Oh that's a nasty business, King Fish, a nasted business.
Speaker 4: Somebody got to go. Well, now, I'll tell you what
Speaker 4: I want to do.
Speaker 3: I want key Band up there because he paying me
Speaker 3: two hundred dollars. He's a two hundred dollar man. But
Speaker 3: I want to unrun it from Jackson. Course, he only
Speaker 3: paying me one hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: He's the idea that he be halfway.
Speaker 7: Well, the thing to do is, it's the scaredest fellow
Speaker 7: Jackson out of there.
Speaker 4: Skill.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: You know, that's pretty wild country up there and the
Speaker 7: cat Skills, and you can make him think it's too
Speaker 7: dangerous to live up there.
Speaker 4: Tell him that.
Speaker 7: There's some wild animals or something in the woods.
Speaker 4: Oh there's a great idea of Calhoun. Yeah, yeah, telling
Speaker 4: the animals. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'll tell Andy the truth about this and get him
Speaker 3: to go up there and help me scare the feller
Speaker 3: Jackson out. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, when it comes to your vacation, I hope you
Speaker 4: don't have no trouble like this. Cow Oh, I ain't
Speaker 4: gonna have no trouble. I done the same things ever.
Speaker 7: Summer whatever Sundown goes out to Cony Island and rides
Speaker 7: the biggest roller coat today.
Speaker 4: Go yeah, well, don't you just scare it on that
Speaker 4: roller coaster cat Stairs, King Fish.
Speaker 7: When it goes down on that first tip, I've freezeoutand louds.
Speaker 7: But the time it hits the bottom, I was blubbering
Speaker 7: like a bee. Mean the riders over. It takes two
Speaker 7: men's to get me out the car. Oh, Kingfish, I
Speaker 7: has a whippering, blubbering mess. I have to spend three
Speaker 7: days in back beforets I was well enough to go
Speaker 7: back and then ride that thing again on the next Sunday.
Speaker 3: Hold on smst cowing. If the roller course to make
Speaker 3: you that sick, why do you keep going on it?
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Speaker 5: Well, mister Jackson, it was nice of you to phone me,
Speaker 5: and I'm awfully sorry to hear you had all this travel.
Speaker 6: Yes, Missus Stevens, I'm phoning you from the hardware store
Speaker 6: in the village near the cottage. After what happened last night,
Speaker 6: I came down here to the hardware store and bought
Speaker 6: myself for Colin.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm sure when my husband gets there tonight, he
Speaker 5: he's fighting the whole thing out.
Speaker 2: Show. It's dark up here at Bristledel the night entered Kingsley.
Speaker 4: Well, now and there here's the cottage. Now, listen to this.
Speaker 4: I going in and talked to missus Jackson, like I
Speaker 4: told you I was gonna do. Now, you know what
Speaker 4: you're gonna do to help me scale them away?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sure, I'm gonna hide in the bushes and pull this
Speaker 1: string with the rozin on her through this big tin
Speaker 1: can like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good and the good. Now that really sounded like
Speaker 3: a mountain lion already. Yeah, oh that really order scam. Now,
Speaker 3: get over in the bushes there. And when I gets
Speaker 3: in the cottage, and I was there for about two
Speaker 3: three minutes, Yeah, you make a noise like a mountain lion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, uh said tell me something. Uh each show
Speaker 2: we're doing the right thing here. Kingsley couldn't backfire.
Speaker 4: Nothing could have oh cools not?
Speaker 1: And yeah, well I hope this stringing can don't make
Speaker 1: no noise like a female mountain lion because of.
Speaker 2: A male mountain lion heard a thing and come around.
Speaker 2: I sure hate to see his expression when he found
Speaker 2: out I was just a tin can.
Speaker 3: I well, never mind that, and then I'll tell you
Speaker 3: what you get on over there in the woods. And
Speaker 3: I going in there talk to mister Jackson.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, I'll be going over there.
Speaker 3: I see Ms Jackson got his lads turned on.
Speaker 4: He must be in all right.
Speaker 3: I'd better knock on the bias here. I don't want
Speaker 3: to go through that breezeway again. I shouldn't have too
Speaker 3: much trouble.
Speaker 4: With this fella. Yes, yes, what is it? Don't be
Speaker 4: alarm miss Jackson.
Speaker 3: I ain't no wild peace from out of the woods
Speaker 3: as only your landlord.
Speaker 6: Oh you must see, mister Stevens, won't you come in?
Speaker 3: Uh just dropped in to see if you was comfortable
Speaker 3: up here in this lonely desolate spot. Well, I was
Speaker 3: telling your wife I had quite an experience last night
Speaker 3: and woke.
Speaker 6: Up in the middle of the night and there was
Speaker 6: this man in my bed.
Speaker 4: You don't mean to tell me, well, you gotta break anywhere.
Speaker 4: Least she wasn't sharing the covers with a coyote or
Speaker 4: something like that.
Speaker 6: It was a frightening experience.
Speaker 3: Well, just being such a wild part of the woods,
Speaker 3: almost anything could happen, you see.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I tell you, good heavens. What was that that?
Speaker 3: Oh that was just one of them man eating ferocious
Speaker 3: mountain lions and sell m. I was like, it's pretty
Speaker 3: hungry to night doing it.
Speaker 6: You mean their mountains lines up here?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the woods is full of them. Uh.
Speaker 3: I ran into place last year till a man and
Speaker 3: woman with eight kids, and he took my advice and
Speaker 3: he counted them every morning before breakfast. The second week
Speaker 3: he started coming up hy who as I reduced to rant.
Speaker 4: As to seize more one you see, hm, not like
Speaker 4: you ready for a blue plate dinner the nights on it.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm fightenly glad I'm prepared for something like this.
Speaker 4: Oh preparing. Yes.
Speaker 6: After that little episode with that power last night, I
Speaker 6: went into town and bought myself a gun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I'm glad you you said about a gun.
Speaker 6: Yeah, sturdy caliber with a telescopic sight.
Speaker 4: I'll go and get it. I'll fix that amount. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, while you gone, I'll go out on the porch
Speaker 3: to see why I'm scared of Mountain lying away.
Speaker 4: Mountain Lion, Mountain Lion. I'll be fool and lesson.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: There's a man coming out killing a gun. Cut the caliber, Remonson,
Speaker 4: beat it, mount Line, beat it. I got my gun.
Speaker 3: Well it's too late, mister Jackson.
Speaker 4: He done gone off in the woods. Wait a minute,
Speaker 4: I see it between the trees. Maybe I can get
Speaker 4: a shock. Oh you must have see uh something wrong
Speaker 4: with her? Oh?
Speaker 7: I know I'm nervous, but I could have sworn that
Speaker 7: Mountain Line had on a dragon.
Speaker 4: Stephen. I don't know what's going on here, but I'm
Speaker 4: moving out. I want my money back. Well I saw
Speaker 4: the most. Uh. You can move out if you want to,
Speaker 4: but I ain't giving you your money back. Look, are
Speaker 4: you trying to jip me here? No? I can't help it.
Speaker 4: If you scared move it out on your own violation.
Speaker 4: You can't get no money back from me. Uh, what
Speaker 4: was that? I was just cocking the gun here.
Speaker 3: That wasn't a hundred dollars even wasn't a messaga, Yah.
Speaker 5: Stevens, I ain't gonna spend my vacation up there in
Speaker 5: Dismaldell and that's that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But we got a honey, mister Jackson done moved
Speaker 3: out and after the shooting, and they won't have no
Speaker 3: part of the players.
Speaker 4: He demanded his money back.
Speaker 5: Well, I ain't going to no place that's liable to
Speaker 5: be flooded.
Speaker 3: Now look south far, look here a couple of days
Speaker 3: of sunshine, and the players will be his dias to it.
Speaker 4: There, rainy seasons over. I guarantee you that ain't gonna
Speaker 4: rein no more.
Speaker 5: Well, all right, George, Oh good, I guarantee you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I hope you're right.
Speaker 5: Because we ain't got no money to go no place else.
Speaker 5: I guess we'll just have to make the best of
Speaker 5: that cottage. But let me warn you, George, you know
Speaker 5: what daptness will do to mama's lumbago. And if anything
Speaker 5: happens as far as this vacation, I'll never forgive you
Speaker 5: the rest of my life.
Speaker 3: Oh good morning, South Fire, all on your mama still
Speaker 3: sleeping behind the other curtain. That's so I brung your
Speaker 3: breakfast into you. Had you see the first night at
Speaker 3: good old dismaldell George, I.
Speaker 5: Was just looking out the window. Year it's raining.
Speaker 4: Oh no, honey, just a little flight spring drizzle we
Speaker 4: call it.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 5: Look, George Stephens, you don't think there's gonna be another flood, dude?
Speaker 4: Oh no, honey.
Speaker 3: You read in the newspaper the flood season is over.
Speaker 3: Oh we was a good mile from the lake. And anyway,
Speaker 3: the house is on six foot piling. No water can
Speaker 3: come in here this time of year.
Speaker 5: Well all right, George, Oh say you forgot the coffee there?
Speaker 3: I was waiting for the milk. I'll go out on
Speaker 3: the porch and seevers come in here. Oh yeah, it's
Speaker 3: a hold in macro tough. Ho Look what's floating in
Speaker 3: the front door?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 3: And what are you doing to that poor old TV?
Speaker 3: He said, trying to wreck it?
Speaker 2: No, sir, I is unreckoning.
Speaker 1: I is creating the greatest contribution ever made to the
Speaker 1: ancient art of tuning in a TV set.
Speaker 4: Eh. Well, that's nice. Any tell me about it?
Speaker 1: Well, you know the nuisance the way you always had
Speaker 1: a tune a TV set, all them pudd the little
Speaker 1: dials with the squinty little numbers, all that bending down
Speaker 1: and reaching around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, boy has gone with my new system.
Speaker 1: The channel numbers is big and easy reading, and they
Speaker 1: have spread out clean across the front of the set,
Speaker 1: and under the numbers there's just this one handy little knob.
Speaker 1: Then when he wants to switch from channel four to
Speaker 1: channel two, you just wish that knob across and there
Speaker 1: you is.
Speaker 2: Where is that you is locked in tune for good?
Speaker 4: That's where you is?
Speaker 3: Well, Amy, There's just one thing about this invention of yours.
Speaker 3: He has already been invented by the CBS Columbia people.
Speaker 4: They calls it sweep tuning.
Speaker 1: You mean to say that CBS Columbia is going to
Speaker 1: beat me to draw? They already got this quickest handiest
Speaker 1: station selector ever invented.
Speaker 4: He sure has.
Speaker 3: That's the sweep tuning everybody's been talking about. What's more,
Speaker 3: you can get sweep tuning in a twenty one inch
Speaker 3: CBS TV set for only one hundred and forty nine
Speaker 3: dollars and ninety five cents. Hey, why are you going there?
Speaker 1: And I gotta get them a dealer before he sold
Speaker 1: out of them CBS sweep tuning cents.
Speaker 4: Yeah, wait a minute, here, take your old set along
Speaker 4: with you. Get yourself a real nice trade in.
Speaker 3: Well, folks would like to say good night for our sponsors,
Speaker 3: CBS Columbia, manufacturers of America's most advanced radio and television receivers.
Speaker 4: Thank you and good night.
Speaker 2: See you next Sunday.
Speaker 3: He showed to be with us at the same time
Speaker 3: next Sunday for the Amasonandi Show, Transcribed and directed by
Speaker 3: Cliff Powell. Tonight's program was brought to you by CBS
Speaker 3: Columbia Manufacturers are full fidelity television receivers, and for a
Speaker 3: real treat in TV entertainment, tune in Life with Father,
Speaker 3: presented every week by CBS Columbia over the CBS Television Network.
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Speaker 4: for
Speaker 3: Armist Brooks, which follows immediately over most of these same
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