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Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice

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mix in some vodka colored a podcast from the Mac

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of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor

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Chrysler Dots jeep Ram. It's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on. Thank

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you for telling a friend.

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Speaker 3: That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship.

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And looking like a character from SpongeBob.

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Speaker 2: Squarmans it is seven shirts.

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Speaker 3: You look like a conckshell that someone's gonna blow if

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shots are being fired early.

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Speaker 2: I'm jeezy. I know you.

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Speaker 3: There's no shots being fired. You are Why would I

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golf shirt?

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Speaker 2: I like it. It's a nice color. It is a nice,

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nice color. Look at you all.

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Speaker 3: So you got the cups in the lining up the

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pocket and wow.

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Speaker 2: It's a beautiful sunny day. I'm wearing a sunny free

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ball at Caspacho. Did it come with its own batteries?

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That's nice?

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Speaker 3: Thank you? Uh you know Doug drives uber and stuff.

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The schools are letting out now there more kids around

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and thin, Yes, is business up because of that?

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Speaker 2: Or I'm gonna tell you a story. Oh boy, driving

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to uh short Acres where I have my golf against

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Thursday night, I am at Dewey and English. I'm parked

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Kitty Corner or I'm in traffic and I stop probably

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about a foot or two in the walkway crosswalk, which

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you shouldn't. I mean, then you're written tests that you

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should not you should back up. But there's nobody I didn't.

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So this mother and her thirteen, let's say fourteen year

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old daughter walking across the street and she starts, motherfucking me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, She's like, are you in the crosswalk?

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Speaker 2: I mean I'm in driver's sept Yeah. Nothing. They couldn't

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walk around it running yea, And uh oh you're gonna

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back up? You're a fuck? Oh you're not. You fucking

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pieces going off of me, takes the water bottle, hits

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my car, I rolled out my windows. What your fucking problem?

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What the fuck is wrong with you? You starts going

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to give me the figure I go, your little fucking bitch,

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Oh good luck in prison. Is that what you said? Yeah?

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My mother said nothing. Wait, so what hold on, holdld on,

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I missed something.

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Speaker 3: The fourteen year old girl did this, the thirteen year

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old girl. The mother did nothing, nothing, just walked with her,

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just walked with her.

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Speaker 2: She yelled all this stuff, all this stuff which I'm

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guessing she's seen on TikTok and all these little videos

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with her mom probably, So wow, you know that's.

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Speaker 3: Good luck in prison. Yeah, well, you know, but it

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is someone who's boundaries.

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Speaker 2: You broke the law. I can't believe that you would, like,

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I don't. I can't hit my car, I can't. I

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could have been anybody get a gun for crying out loud. Yeah,

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I could have stopped and got out and had no

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decency and just punched it in her face. Yeah. I

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can't believe her mother didn't do anything. Let's just walk

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around the car. People do make mistakes and you might

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yell a little bit.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, so that was my It's a bad day

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for somebody. They just failed their h New York State

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regents or whatever.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I mean that, Wow, I'm not surprised, I guess because

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there's an awful lot of stuff, Like I remember hearing

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like a little kid, go, I'm going to teach you

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a lesson, and I'm like, ah no, that's something that

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you did come up with on your own, you know

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what I mean? And that's where it's like learn behavior

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and sight.

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Speaker 2: Right now you're learning it from your phone, not your parents, wow,

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not everybody.

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Speaker 3: But no, no, no, no, no, I think that's a

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it's a good thing. I still think that what you

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see in real life, more than even on the phone,

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is what's going to dictate behavior. And I would think

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that that her mother, somebody has done that. And to

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not even grab the kid and go pipe down. Yeah,

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I get it, he's in the crosswalk. It's frustrating. We

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have to walk.

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Speaker 2: Aw, I wasn't even halfway.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that was a quarter you think, Doug, I don't know,

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but I'm just that's the thing.

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Speaker 2: And you're right.

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Speaker 3: I used to say that the Disney Channel was teaching

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kids how to be little sarcastic smart mouths. Right, all

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these they had twenty four to seven programs aimed at kids.

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They still do, yes, and I haven't. I haven't watched.

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But now it's your phone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, and you can go to anything, yeah, anything

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and everything.

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Speaker 3: Yet, well, I worry about our hyperconnectivity, you know, the

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amount of communication, the amount of information that we get

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that we're able to see, I mean.

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Speaker 2: The Holy conversation, Yeah, with the you know, with another person, right,

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And I have friends my nephew he's on his phone

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twenty four to seven yep, so or in a computer,

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trying to get him into sports or to do anything.

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And then I have other friends their kids twenty four

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to twenty five, still living at home. You know, it's

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all right, but they say they go on in public,

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they have a really hard time just holding a conversation

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because yeah, wow, yeah.

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Speaker 3: So I because I have kids in all three kind

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of categories that you're saying. I have that fifteen year

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old and I have a twenty three and twenty four

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year old. I haven't noticed the inability to hold a

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conversation that, which is a nice thing because.

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Speaker 2: They see you talking all the time and they have it. Well,

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it could be that.

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's a very very thing. I will tell you.

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Like my youngest son, like what's talking? But no one

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talked to him as though he were a baby. Do

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you understand what I'm saying? Like you know, like what's that?

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Say it again like you might with the first kid,

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you know, and trying to play back. Everybody just talked

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and he was like speaking full sentences by one and

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then throwing his sippy cup at one hundred miles an

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hour across the room and pegging his brothers in the back.

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Speaker 2: Of the head. Look this girl boom.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Well that's it. Everything has changed, the hyperconnectivity. I mean,

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as schools let out. There are stories that I don't remember,

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these stories when I was in school, and you were

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in school in the year of Our Lord, nineteen hundred

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and eighty seven, when you graduated and I graduated in

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the year of eighty eight.

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Speaker 2: Oh, graduated in ninety eighty nine.

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Speaker 3: Eighty nine, yeah, eighty nine, you were eighty eight.

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Speaker 2: Eighty eight. Oh, I thought you were eighty seven for

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some reason.

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Speaker 3: Eighty eight. Jeez, it's the salmon. I just figured out. Yes, no,

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But there's this this woman who was all over the

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news a while ago, and again this I would even

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say an offshoot the week in public shame, which I'm

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not sure is necessarily a bad thing. But then I

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often worry about how the fuck do you survive when

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everybody you know, everybody you've forgotten about, is talking about

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you in some capacity, and it happens when you do something.

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Speaker 2: Post well, it's stupid shit.

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Speaker 3: This woman, Christina Formela, she is a teacher, was a

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special education teacher ouse Oude of Chicago. She had allegedly

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a long standing affair with a fifteen year old boy.

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She married her high school sweetheart in August. She's still she.

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I don't think she's been sentenced yet. She's been going.

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I think it's still in court.

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Speaker 2: But she is.

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Speaker 3: Facing fifty five charges and could get sixty years in

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prison for molesting. For molesting, yeah, fifteen year old. But

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despite all that, she ended up in the yearbook this

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year because the.

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Speaker 2: Charger picture is horizontal, Gloria Whole teacher of the year.

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Speaker 3: But she yeah, so I'm looking at it this, I go,

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what a great That's the greatest thing in the word.

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Speaker 2: You're twenty years later flipping through year boogo remember her?

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I remember her?

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Speaker 3: And she said that she was targeted because she was

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too good looking, and she is attractive. I don't know

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that she was. She married her high school sweetheart in August.

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Allegedly this had started last March. I don't know how

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that's possible. Maybe but either way or maybe she married.

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She's I think she's twenty four, twenty five.

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Speaker 2: Twenty five and having sex with a fifteen year old well,

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allegedly allegedly.

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Speaker 3: But then there were some stuff they found. I haven't

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gotten too deep into it. I just remember her saying

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she was too good looking. But I go, what motivate?

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Her husband's holding her hand and walking into court every

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day with her. He's a former college baseball player. So yeah,

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but you gotta think even his buddies are going, you're

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fucking insane.

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Speaker 2: Man. I'd be out of there. I'd be off right,

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like maybe she's really good in bed. You're just so

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in love with her, I mean true love. And you know,

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what do you? Yeah? I mean when there's your man

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stick by your woman, forgiveness, you know, to have it

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a hold. I'll see you apart. Some people are just saying,

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would you know what I do? And you know, my

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wife comes home and says, hey, I'm just let you

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know I'm gonna be going to court. Really speeding ticket, no,

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Uh did you run a red light? Nope? Park in

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a handicap space. No, I was fucking A fifteen year

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old student.

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Speaker 3: Of oh Well accused alleged his mom misread a text

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and got all bent out of shade.

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Speaker 2: It is weird. Should not be texting your students.

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Speaker 3: First of all, you don't think so. No, oh, I

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don't think so either.

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Speaker 2: I agree with that. I do agree with that email

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to the parents.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yeah, But I mean I'm just thinking she's

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in the yearbook. This is fantastic, This is fantastic. I

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would want her, I would try. That would be the

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most I will tell you every picture, which I don't.

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Her name is Christina Formela. You can look it up.

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Christina Formla, a special education teacher. If you put that in,

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I'm sure she'll pop up. But I'm thinking that every

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year they have left over yearbooks and they try to

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sell them, right, they try to sell them before the

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school year ends, and sometimes people don't buy. I go,

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somebody's buying all Yeah, that's her. Yeah, yep, somebody's buying

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all the uh oh.

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Speaker 2: Chad doesn't do her justice. That's when you put her

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face in a pillow. Yeah, but I mean even there,

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she's not bad looking.

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Speaker 3: It's just you know, they caught her like coming out

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at six o'clock in the morning on her way to

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the gym or something, and she's with her husband and

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they're going, you're under the rest, and she's like, what

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what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: And she says she told him everything.

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Speaker 3: And then they have documents from him, going first, I'm

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hearing of this.

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Speaker 2: It's like us deny everything. Well, unless he thinks she's

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the hottest piece of ass the side of the Mississippi

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and just totally love the high school cheerleader prime queen.

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This is she's my wife. What would even like think

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about this?

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Speaker 3: Let's say let's say we're the guy in this. What

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would your family say to you?

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Speaker 2: My dad? Yeah? No, do you know what I'm saying?

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Speaker 3: Like, I mean your dad or anybody, right, just your

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family because maybe they really like her. Maybe they think

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she's wonderful and they go, boy, this is this is

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horrible that.

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Speaker 2: She's this year Christina. Let me look at my calendar.

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My raiment is a twenty. Yeah. Yeah, you bringing your

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mashed potatoes again.

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Speaker 3: Have you been to Leo's Bakery and Deli in East

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Rochester recently?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: You gotta get there. They're open every day, so it's

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very convenient. It'll satisfy your sweet tooth, your sandwich cravings.

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Speaker 2: Get the Cubano.

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Speaker 3: Tell them Billified said to have the Cubano sandwich, fresh

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Mac of All Trades. I don't know about the dating apps.

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I never had the courage to go on. To be

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quite honest with you, I didn't have it because, much

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like you said, if you don't get bites, then there

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you go. And if you do get bites, do you

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feel like you're being forced into a situation you don't

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necessarily want to be in and I don't like hurting

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people's feelings and stuff, and I honestly I just never

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had the courage. And I don't feel like great about

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myself either, but again better in person.

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Speaker 2: Well there's Tinder, there's Bumble, There's those are the two

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popular ones, and plenty of fish which are quote unquote

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hookup sites or yes, and I have talked to women

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that are on them and right away the guys like

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you want to get together and fuck you know you

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want to see a dick pic? Or what are you

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thinking about? They want to get right to it, and

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most women do not. And the women that do. Now,

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I've uber dates and I have bartended dates that have

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been on from day What is that like to see?

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I took a guy uh kind of jacked up shorter

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than you, but yes, And I go, what do you

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got playing?

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Speaker 4: Is?

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Speaker 2: I'm just going over this girl's house to kick it.

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I'm like, just like that, because yeah, you found me

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on Bumble and uh, you know, we're gonna have a

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couple of drinks and see what happens. And they go, wow,

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just like that, I go, you're my new here he goes, well,

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I work a lot, work out a lot in the gym,

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personal trainer, and I post a lot of pictures of

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my body, so you have the instant connection. This is

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what I want, you know, and it might be, but

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you know you were attracted to you know, body type.

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Why don't you put pictures? Why they wouldn't fit on

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the screen. I'm so fucking fatty can Why do you

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think I'm wearing salmon? So nobody looks at my belly?

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I like, I like you? I like you don't think

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I can make it up stream? Right for a big

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old grizzly man.

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Speaker 3: Why are all those bubbles coming as one fat fucking salmon?

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Speaker 2: We catch him? Well, he till November. Are you good? Tonight? Kids?

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Get the butter?

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Speaker 3: Uh okay, that's interesting.

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Speaker 2: Uh yeah. I also bartended a couple having their first

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uh get together? Yeah? I think this was a whiskey

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river last year? How is that? Is that awkward to watch? No?

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I kept my distance, Sure, but I would, but I'd

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be curious. Well, the girl showed up first. I remember this.

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The girl showed up first. I'm like, Hey, what's going on?

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I'm just waiting for somebody. I'm like a friend or

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and she go, I'm like, is this the first day

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she goes? How do you know? I'm like, well, I

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just gotta kind of like, so you talked a couple

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of times, now I ask, yeah, we talked a couple

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of times. It seemed, you know, so we're social setting.

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I'm like a school. I'm like, you know, I'll be

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down here. I'm like, if something, you know, if you

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if you want my number in case it doesn't go well,

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I'll I'll text you, you know, give me your number.

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I'll text you like, hey, this is Becky. Can you

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come because sometimes girls need to out. Yes, well they

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usually have that set up. Now you want to hear

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something stupid, stupid, funny, And I don't usually use the

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stupid s words because I don't think stupid. How much

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Chinese do you think he's picking up? I feel better about

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myself already.

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Speaker 3: He's picking up a salmon.

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Speaker 2: I met an old friend of mine. This is eight

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nine years ago, so I didn't know how it was

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going to go. I met her out and I told

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my buddy, hey, if she's crazy, I haven't seen her

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in a long time, I'll text you and then you

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text me bad. So I went to the bathroom, and uh,

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I'm like, hey, uh, you don't have to worry about

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texting me. Things are going good, and uh, I'll tell

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you later how the date went. And then I sat

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down and I accident texted to her, you're shitting me.

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Speaker 3: Wow, wow, I just I told you what she said.

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She laughed and maybe that made her feel good because

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you said the date was going well.

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Speaker 2: Look, I don't date and even have like this. But

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did she have an out too? It's like, yeah, right,

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I was.

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Speaker 3: I was worried about my first day. That was that

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was I had my backup playing.

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Speaker 2: So that I forgot about that for a while.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, hey I can, But how did it? How did

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the first date that you observed go?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I didn't. I didn't get any feedback.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean, could you You can tell by body.

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Speaker 2: Language and stuff. Sometimes Yeah, I poured him a drink

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and I just come back down say hey, you know,

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everybody good, how we doing? Yeah? Good? All right, I'm

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already down there. And then years ago another bar guy

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came in with a girl, and uh, I got you

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joking around this, that and the other thing. I come

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back in on my day off. You go up he's

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there with a different chick, a different girl, and he

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was the same bar there an idiot. They know they

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were from Fairport. Oh yeah. So I'm like and she

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went to bathroom, like, dude, aren't you playing a little

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close at Chester? And he's like no, they both live

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in Fairport, so they're not going to come down to charltt. Yeah,

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they're not going to randomly come in. I'm not get

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I'm like, dude, you're SMI by a shot. I'm like you, damn,

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you're buying me shot. Probably buy me too, thanks for

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being cool my a course, of course, I'm not blowing

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aybody's cover. I'm not like that.

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Speaker 3: You're like, hey, what happened to a really cute girl

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you were with last week?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I did do that to a buddy. Oh god,

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why because he came in drunk with this woman and uh,

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oh gosh, it was hilarious, short hair. She worked at

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the radio station. I can't remember. This was another ten

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years ago and they're both schnobbered and uh and I

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don't want to say his name, well it doesn't matter,

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but I'm brad and he goes this is so so

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I'm like, oh, so glad to meet you. You were

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so prettier than the girl he had in here last week.

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Oh but that's funny. Yes, and he started laughing, that's funny.

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And she was a little ditzy and I just kept

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kind of grinding this situation. Yeah, that's fine. And then

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he was in a few days later with another one.

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But he didn't care. He was Yeah, he was all

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around town, kind of get it happened. Yeah, he's just

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easy going, fun to be with, uh, you know, kind

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of guy.

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Speaker 3: So like you, I'm all around town.

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Speaker 2: I'm all around. Have you been over there lately? Yeah?

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I was there for a few minutes last night, just

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a few minutes, yep, drop off some paperwork.

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Speaker 3: No, to pick up My kid was meeting me there

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and then uh but no, no, I mean it's never

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an easy time for me there. Right, he's falling. I

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always fall into the Guinness River as a salmon stream.

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Speaker 2: It happens from time to time. The next thing you

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wake up, your you're mounted over someone fireplates like, Yeah,

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I begged him last night. Wow, that's a big one, Teresa.

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Yeah he didn't. He didn't put up much of a struggle.

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He would have thought for that, would you have fifty

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pounds test like, yeah, something like that. Guinness at home

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and it was closing time and he wanted to keep drinking,

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so losing.

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Speaker 3: Well, speaking of the dating thing, you know, the the competition,

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I think, and I'm not exactly sure, but I think

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that Mark was going to go on a date this

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weekend with uh mat.

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Speaker 2: Now, I listened to have you talked about this since

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last Monday? So apparently no, because no I have, so apparently. Well,

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I got on watching the show. I was doing some

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house or whatever, and uh, apparently one of your listeners

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wrote in saying she would go on a date with

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Mark Hillman and with Dougie Fresh.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, So obviously I kept watching. So she

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came in, She came in, She came in here. Mark

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seemed uncomfortable. But then something changed over the past couple

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of days. And uh, it's like a group text sort

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of thing with that. I'm in with him and Kevin

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and others. I don't create these, but group no, no, And.

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Speaker 2: Uh it was the last one picked for Dagball too. Buddy,

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I'm taking out any you can't miss. The shirt makes

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me feel self conscious.

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Speaker 3: So I guess he said, yeah, But then she had

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given her number to him on a piece of paper

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and he lost it and he said, I'm dead serious.

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So I think that the numbers were exchanged. Uh, And

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I'm not sure where it goes from there. I'm not

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I'm not. I'm not sure, but there may be something

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this weekend. I don't really know.

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Speaker 2: So then are I supposed to get in touch with

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this girl after this? Or do you guys have a plan?

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Speaker 3: Are you gonna? Yeah, there's no real plan. No, I mean,

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come on, it's bilified. We haven't really thought exactly. But

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I don't know because like everybody sort of ran with it,

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and I always get a little like, uh, what if

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it goes terribly wrong?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I know so well, just like love connection, yep,

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you know, yep.

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Speaker 3: So I think that it might. I don't know. I

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don't know how, but I will let you know it.

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Speaker 2: Then if she says, well, now it's under Doug, Yeah,

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I don't want to hear what he did, and then.

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Speaker 3: Well, don't don't listen. I don't really thank you. I

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appreciate that, but don't listen, you know, don't even like

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like you did the last time. When she comes in,

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don't say anything. But Mallory. Yeah, what I think would

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be great is to not have her say anything. Uh,

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just let Mark maybe tell how he thought it went,

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and then let you go on the date, let you

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talk about how you thought it went, and then for

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her to come in and then you know, see, yes,

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how that went, and maybe we just sort of drag

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Speaker 2: More the hump you have to get over in life. Well,

485
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most people orange dicks.

486
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Speaker 3: I'm finding out like my crew is the minority those though.

487
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,279
Speaker 2: That fucking shamee.

488
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Speaker 3: You shit on, you fucking destroy your person like we

489
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:58,480
shit to this day.

490
00:24:58,599 --> 00:25:01,279
Speaker 2: I'm shit on. I knew you know. I mean a

491
00:25:01,319 --> 00:25:03,440
loving way, but I mean that's how we show love

492
00:25:03,559 --> 00:25:06,200
that I got. I go over to Montconnery's. It's a

493
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,720
fucking it's a rip fest. It is a rip fest.

494
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:12,359
Speaker 3: And I leave there feeling better than when I walked in,

495
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,720
and I've been destroyed.

496
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,119
Speaker 2: And it's just so tuning. It's easier to point down

497
00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:16,440
in people.

498
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,519
Speaker 3: Oh, but it's just like, no, I'm not destroyed. I'm

499
00:25:18,519 --> 00:25:20,599
getting destroyed there like they put me in my and

500
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,640
I love it and I love that kind of shit.

501
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,079
But I found out in college. Most people weren't like that.

502
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,319
I found a group as soon as like I didn't

503
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,720
that was like that, and they're like I had transferred

504
00:25:30,759 --> 00:25:31,960
in and the guys were like, oh, I thought you

505
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,640
guys were friends for years the way you all bust

506
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,960
on each other's balls, and I go, yeah, but it

507
00:25:37,039 --> 00:25:40,079
was like that's where you were attracted. Most people aren't

508
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,839
fucking hanging girls pictures, yeah, super imposed over a cow

509
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:50,759
in a main office window. Bill Moran, all right, Dougie,

510
00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:55,200
we talked about reinventing. You were the screenwriter and you

511
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,039
talk about writing and all that, and I think you

512
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:01,279
have a real passion for that stuff. I don't know

513
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:02,440
used to.

514
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,319
Speaker 2: Now I'm kind of second guessing myself. But it's been

515
00:26:05,319 --> 00:26:07,920
a tough year losing my mom and just settling in

516
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,720
and changing addresses and things like that. So I'm hoping

517
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,599
it kind of gets fired up again. And I I

518
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,599
do still practice as some mover drivers riders. Yeah, your

519
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:21,519
comedy and stuff, yeah, and they laugh of course, yeah,

520
00:26:21,559 --> 00:26:23,160
And they want to know what I'm playing, yeah, and

521
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,279
I'm like, well, I got nothing set up, so kind

522
00:26:25,279 --> 00:26:27,119
of wondering what I'm gonna do with that.

523
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 3: So well, what what is one part of like because

524
00:26:30,519 --> 00:26:32,720
I was even thinking this for myself, one part of

525
00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:37,599
your identity today, that identity, well that you never imagined

526
00:26:37,599 --> 00:26:39,559
ten years ago you had you never saw.

527
00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:43,559
Speaker 2: I never saw this, definitely Scott the Comedy.

528
00:26:43,799 --> 00:26:45,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, never saw that ten years ago.

529
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:50,440
Speaker 2: Why because I never thought about doing it. Yeah, you know.

530
00:26:50,599 --> 00:26:53,039
My friend came in and said, I really should, just

531
00:26:53,039 --> 00:26:55,240
because I always have the jokes and doing Rodney and

532
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:59,680
Quick at my feet, and I think if I was

533
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,720
in you York City, it would be different going from

534
00:27:01,759 --> 00:27:03,799
club to club to club every night. I'd want to

535
00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:06,759
do that and see how that goes. So go down

536
00:27:06,799 --> 00:27:09,519
for a weekend. I'm planning to in the fall and

537
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,400
do that. Yeah, I and fucking do that. I'm so

538
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,519
proud of you. Seriously. I was gonna do it in March,

539
00:27:15,039 --> 00:27:18,039
but my friend said it wasn't a good time. March April.

540
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,799
An old room made mine lives in New York City.

541
00:27:20,559 --> 00:27:22,359
Speaker 3: Okay, so that you're going to go stay with them, yes,

542
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,960
and then you were going to bounce from club to club.

543
00:27:24,079 --> 00:27:26,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, And he was on the open mic. Yeah that's fuck.

544
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:30,759
I already looked on the internet. Yeah, so see, uh

545
00:27:31,319 --> 00:27:33,440
some of them, they want you to bring in seven friends,

546
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:37,119
so they get seven people drinking and to drink minimum obviously. Yeah.

547
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:39,640
But then another friend, uh the comedy seller, he was

548
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:42,680
there just a few weeks ago, and I just wrote

549
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:48,839
them two days ago because I'm sure they have obviously

550
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,400
so many people in New York City. Uh. You know, Hey,

551
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,319
I won the twenty twenty two Footies Personal Rochester. I

552
00:27:54,319 --> 00:27:57,559
have strong fifteen twenty minutes. You know, how do I

553
00:27:57,599 --> 00:27:58,960
sort of wait to get in?

554
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:00,440
Speaker 3: Yeah?

555
00:28:00,839 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 2: Club do you? My friend was telling me about this

556
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,640
certain night where you just rolling comic after comic and

557
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:07,880
they say they jammy in there.

558
00:28:08,039 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's a cavalcad. It's a cavalcat and I

559
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,519
think you get five minutes. I think you get five minutes.

560
00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:18,559
Sometimes you have to pay and that. But sometimes and

561
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,319
sometimes the order gets bumped because Chris Rock pops up

562
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:21,759
right and.

563
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 2: He he goes, hey, man, I want to work this stuff out.

564
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 3: They're gonna give him time. So then and then you

565
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,519
gotta follow Chris Rock, right, you know what I mean?

566
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,720
That could be tough. I think this is fucking awesome.

567
00:28:35,799 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 2: So we're saying after the fall, after the breast cancer,

568
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:42,119
fundraiser good, you know, in November. But one of the

569
00:28:42,119 --> 00:28:47,599
comics I did see that joint in Rochester. His opener

570
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,359
was a woman that had been doing it for I

571
00:28:50,359 --> 00:28:53,240
think about twelve years. Yeah, And I asked her, well,

572
00:28:53,359 --> 00:28:55,319
he was signing autographs. I was just talking to you know,

573
00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:57,440
how's it going? You know. She goes, well, you know,

574
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,000
I'm getting back into it. I took a couple of

575
00:28:59,039 --> 00:29:02,319
years off. She says, some comics do that. You try it,

576
00:29:02,359 --> 00:29:06,599
you're not really Rodney did that. Yeah, right, Yeah. He

577
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:12,480
was in sales. Yeah, and then he got married and

578
00:29:12,519 --> 00:29:13,920
his wife said, Okay, we're gonna get out of the

579
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,000
show business. We're gonna have regular life, for get regular jobs.

580
00:29:17,039 --> 00:29:20,119
So he was selling aluminum and doing odd jobs and

581
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:24,079
he was writing jokes and putting putting it in his toolbox

582
00:29:24,119 --> 00:29:26,839
where she would never go. Yeah, and one of the

583
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,839
things on his biography was he was making it back up.

584
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,920
He's on the Ed Sullivan Show and he's at this

585
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,799
person's house. He's like, could you turn in and sell

586
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:37,359
the show so I can watch myself. Yeah, oh yeah, okay,

587
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,920
that's been a I think it would be lie. But anyways,

588
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:44,279
and then she found out he got back into comedy,

589
00:29:44,799 --> 00:29:49,960
and uh, he changed his name. His name is Roy remember, Okay,

590
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,559
but I read the book so and then he started

591
00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:56,000
getting no respect and that was it. That was it,

592
00:29:56,039 --> 00:29:58,920
And that was a forty one forty one. Yeah. They

593
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,920
got divorced and he had tough time. He had real

594
00:30:01,359 --> 00:30:03,839
she had mental health problem. She did what I understand,

595
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,920
He had a really tough life growing up too. Yeah,

596
00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:08,880
so he kind of just turned it into his way,

597
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,640
made it worked for him. I think he lived to

598
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:12,680
be ninety two.

599
00:30:12,599 --> 00:30:14,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, three, something like that.

600
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, I love Rodney. Yeah.

601
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 3: Well Rodney wasn't like I never met him. People that

602
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,799
did said he was very difficult. He was always grumpy.

603
00:30:26,319 --> 00:30:28,880
He would show up at the club, he just man depressive.

604
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,960
He would just be well there's why. Yeah, he would

605
00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:36,720
be walking around in his robe, you know, and just

606
00:30:36,759 --> 00:30:40,319
walking around in a robe all the time and doing cocaine.

607
00:30:40,759 --> 00:30:43,720
That was like his thing. And I went, wow, okay,

608
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,720
But because you see someone like that and you go,

609
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,799
he must be so much fun to hang out with.

610
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,559
And I will tell you that there was a string

611
00:30:51,599 --> 00:30:53,480
of years where I did a lot of MC work

612
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:56,480
at the old comedy Club on Winning Road, right, Yeah,

613
00:30:56,519 --> 00:30:57,519
and man, we.

614
00:30:57,559 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 2: Have a mutual friend there, Dave Harrison, and he was

615
00:31:03,279 --> 00:31:06,319
running the bar and he said they're either full blown

616
00:31:06,359 --> 00:31:08,559
alcoholics or sober as a judge.

617
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:13,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, but a lot of like really just depressed, I

618
00:31:13,599 --> 00:31:18,039
mean just dark sad, like it can't be every comic

619
00:31:18,119 --> 00:31:21,680
guy to be funny. No it wasn't, but a lot

620
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,720
of them were. I mean there was a lot that

621
00:31:23,759 --> 00:31:29,359
were like, yeah, it's like, holy shit. I think, with anything,

622
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:29,880
how do you.

623
00:31:29,799 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 2: Get by the stage and turn that around into make it?

624
00:31:32,839 --> 00:31:36,279
Speaker 3: Because that's your that's your your night, that's like your moment,

625
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,680
your shining thing. You're you get to be somebody other

626
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:43,000
than yourself, I think, and then you're stuck with yourself

627
00:31:43,039 --> 00:31:46,680
and you can't figure things out, and uh that's where

628
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:51,240
I go. You know, people who were to some of

629
00:31:51,279 --> 00:31:54,799
the people well, I think are the most successful are

630
00:31:54,799 --> 00:31:57,680
the ones that have a discipline. They go to the

631
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,359
gym every day, they work out, they write, they sit

632
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,079
down and write every day. They have a discipline of

633
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:06,960
some kind. That's you know, the discipline.

634
00:32:07,319 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 2: Every day I wake up at nine, I'm like, no, no,

635
00:32:10,359 --> 00:32:12,119
I'm gonna roll over to lane thirty and then I'm

636
00:32:12,119 --> 00:32:14,880
gonna start my day. I'll tell you what I'm on it.

637
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:23,759
I gotta be good at something. No, I woke up

638
00:32:23,799 --> 00:32:27,440
about nine a day, Yeah, no big deal. Yeah, roll over,

639
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,279
eat some coffee, took a shower, got already. That's right.

640
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's into your day, buddy.

641
00:32:34,279 --> 00:32:37,519
Speaker 2: Yes, that's right. It is. Yes. Well, like like.

642
00:32:37,599 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 3: Life's not easy, it's never gonna stop coming at its

643
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:44,799
keep it. You gotta you gotta find your own resilience

644
00:32:44,839 --> 00:32:46,799
to that stuff. And if it's sleeping on nine thirty

645
00:32:46,839 --> 00:32:49,400
and you know, eventually having a heart attack like a whale,

646
00:32:52,799 --> 00:32:56,519
like like the whales to die and they bring them

647
00:32:56,519 --> 00:32:58,119
on shore and they have to blow them up because

648
00:32:58,119 --> 00:33:01,079
they're so big they can't chop them up in the Oh, I.

649
00:33:01,039 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 2: Didn't know they did that. Yeah, what are you gonna do?

650
00:33:03,519 --> 00:33:06,279
Put a bunch of fire crackers in my mouth? There

651
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:07,759
was Well, I did not know.

652
00:33:07,839 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 3: Oh my god. They're on YouTube and I played it

653
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:13,920
on the podcast. There's an old news story where a whale,

654
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,640
a dead whale, washes up on a beach in Oregon

655
00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:20,960
and all these people come out to watch as they're

656
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,680
gonna blow it up, and they have everybody back back

657
00:33:23,759 --> 00:33:25,079
back from a certain distance.

658
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 2: They fucking blow it up. It ranged blubber all over everybody.

659
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 3: People's cars got dented, people got injured, Like, yeah, it's just.

660
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,359
Speaker 2: A boom, and you're just the do this on a

661
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:42,240
regular basis. I think do they they have that whales

662
00:33:42,319 --> 00:33:43,720
up on the beach and they try to roam back

663
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,359
in and Sam, I haven't heard this.

664
00:33:45,759 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 3: No, I'm saying that this was a This whale died

665
00:33:49,079 --> 00:33:51,480
and it just somehow, you know, the over in the

666
00:33:51,519 --> 00:33:53,680
current wound up on the on the beach and it

667
00:33:53,759 --> 00:33:54,240
was huge.

668
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 2: Uh.

669
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 3: I think they still try to blow them up.

670
00:33:58,039 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 2: I don't know.

671
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,599
Speaker 3: Maybe they go in with saws now cut it. But

672
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,400
they can't have it there because it's the smell, right,

673
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,200
the smell was I mean, put.

674
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:10,599
Speaker 2: Some dynamit everybody, make everybody go deaf and have blubbered,

675
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,239
piss and blood. You want to hear that? That's more humane?

676
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:15,679
Would you like to hear the news report?

677
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, We'll take a moment and I'll come

678
00:34:17,519 --> 00:34:18,880
back with the news report for you.

679
00:34:19,199 --> 00:34:21,599
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00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:42,440
an experience that'll keep you coming back for, more, sophisticated

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Delicious memorable Cobblestone. On maine or every moment is. A

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celebration here's the story of the. Exploding, whale okay this

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00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:51,159
is the.

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00:35:51,199 --> 00:35:52,280
Speaker 2: News story we had to.

706
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,119
Speaker 5: Be Said The Oregon State highway division not only had

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00:35:55,159 --> 00:35:56,119
a whale.

708
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 4: Of a problem on, its Hands which i've had a

709
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:58,960
stinky whale of.

710
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 2: A problem stinky what to do with.

711
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 5: One forty five foot eight ton whale dead on arrival

712
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:05,519
on the Beach.

713
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:08,559
Speaker 4: Near florence it had been so long since a whale

714
00:36:08,559 --> 00:36:10,960
had washed Up In lane county nobody could remember how

715
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,719
to get rid. Of one in selecting its, battle Plan

716
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,719
The highway division decided the carcass couldn't be buried because

717
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:19,559
it might soon. Be uncovered it couldn't be cut up

718
00:36:19,599 --> 00:36:21,800
and then buried because nobody wanted to cut, it up

719
00:36:22,039 --> 00:36:24,639
and it couldn't. Be burned so dynamite, it was some

720
00:36:24,679 --> 00:36:26,639
twenty cases or a half ton of it went.

721
00:36:26,679 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 2: In doubt, somebody's watching somebody's, watching news and then Good

722
00:36:34,079 --> 00:36:38,719
Times diamaga marza. CALLING number i got the.

723
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:43,280
Speaker 3: You're working, It, too ready We, Asked, George.

724
00:36:43,079 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 2: Hey, Bill, Yeah bob hey. My grass george doesn't. Open

725
00:36:48,519 --> 00:36:49,840
dynamite you're gonna fix?

726
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 4: That fucker Anything is we're not sure just exactly how

727
00:36:53,039 --> 00:36:54,800
much explosives it'll take to.

728
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:58,760
Speaker 5: Disintegraph this anybody's sayings and.

729
00:36:58,760 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 2: Crabs and what knot can clean?

730
00:37:00,079 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 5: It up is there any chances if there's any large

731
00:37:05,519 --> 00:37:09,239
chunks left and we may have to do some other,

732
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:10,519
clean up possibly set.

733
00:37:10,559 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 4: Another charge dynamite was buried primarily on the leeward side

734
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,920
Of the, big mammal so as most of the remains

735
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:20,360
would be blown toward. The sea about seventy, five bystanders

736
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:22,480
most of them residents who had first found the will

737
00:37:22,599 --> 00:37:25,199
to be an object of curiosity before they tired of,

738
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:27,679
its smell were moved back a quarter of a, mile

739
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:32,880
away covered with spectators and land, lubber newsmen shortly to

740
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:37,679
have become land blubber newsman und lifted blubber beyond all.

741
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:42,039
Believable bounds, You, ever buss this's gonna be?

742
00:37:42,079 --> 00:37:47,679
Speaker 6: The, captain yeah, nine, seven six five, Four three get?

743
00:37:47,679 --> 00:37:52,079
Ready done hang on, Two, one, okay.

744
00:37:52,519 --> 00:37:56,119
Speaker 3: Okay explodes.

745
00:37:59,599 --> 00:38:05,599
Speaker 2: People are. Getting, pelted pelted here cuts pieces.

746
00:38:05,679 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 4: Of it. Look out our cameras stopped rolling immediately after.

747
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,639
The blast the humor of the entire situation suddenly gave

748
00:38:12,679 --> 00:38:15,079
way to a run for survival as huge chunks of

749
00:38:15,079 --> 00:38:18,599
whale blubber. Fell everywhere pieces of meat passed high over,

750
00:38:18,679 --> 00:38:21,039
our heads while others were falling at. Our feet the

751
00:38:21,119 --> 00:38:24,760
dunes were rapidly evacuated as spectators escaped both the falling

752
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,920
debris and the. Overwhelming smell man's car car for a

753
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,840
quarter of a mile from the blast sight was the

754
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,800
target of one large chunk just out in, the apartment

755
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:36,280
Literally smat fortunately no human was hit as badly as. The,

756
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,320
car however everyone on the scene was covered with small

757
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,079
particles of. Dead, whale, hey.

758
00:38:42,559 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 2: Hey you, Go. Free willie, oh god that was one

759
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:46,559
of my favorite.

760
00:38:46,599 --> 00:38:51,360
Speaker 3: NEWS stories i think it was nineteen eighty two when, The,

761
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,719
store no It is, november twelve. Nineteen seventy. My.

762
00:38:54,119 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 2: BAD wow i don't KNOW why i. Was, BORN yeah

763
00:38:57,119 --> 00:38:58,880
i was four. Months old yeah there.

764
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 3: You go, oh, wow yeah boom.

765
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:04,639
Speaker 2: Oh god that's.

766
00:39:04,639 --> 00:39:10,199
Speaker 3: That's terrible as we Uh as i'm going through and,

767
00:39:10,199 --> 00:39:12,079
cleaning out maybe you saw this when you Move to

768
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,320
we waste money on fucking dumb ship all. The TIME

769
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,039
AND i i was just talking. To somebody, they're like, oh,

770
00:39:18,119 --> 00:39:20,719
YEAH man i went down a YouTube binge one stuff,

771
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,239
getting HEALTHY and i bought all. This stuff guess where

772
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:27,000
it is in the box in the CLASS and, I.

773
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:31,599
Speaker 2: Go i will not. Do that no crazy to work out,

774
00:39:31,639 --> 00:39:32,519
at home which we.

775
00:39:32,599 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 3: Don't, do YEAH but i mean it's like we we

776
00:39:36,599 --> 00:39:39,039
just spend money on. DUMB ship i love you? Know

777
00:39:39,079 --> 00:39:41,880
WHAT then i can't RAN. UP qvc i Didn't even

778
00:39:42,039 --> 00:39:42,679
i've never even.

779
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 2: Bought it one of the. Greatest scammers. I'M sorry i

780
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:48,280
was just talking to somebody the. Other. Day goodwill why

781
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:52,599
you're getting stuff donated and they're. Selling. It yeah all

782
00:39:52,639 --> 00:39:55,760
they're doing is paying employees. And rent they're getting their ship.

783
00:39:55,840 --> 00:40:00,280
For free it's a. IT'S amazing i Love good, will

784
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,480
TOO so i can go buy other. PEOPLE'S ship i

785
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,760
do find. LITTLE knickknacks i find baskets for my. Breast,

786
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,440
cancers yeah That's what. I'm SAYING and i think it's

787
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,440
great too. For PEOPLE but, i mean if you think

788
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,000
about THE con I wish i would have if there

789
00:40:11,079 --> 00:40:12,880
was ONE idea i wish you had.

790
00:40:13,559 --> 00:40:16,760
Speaker 3: Was, goodwill, goodwill yes because they because you donate, your

791
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,440
stuff right and You and i'll tell, you what you

792
00:40:19,639 --> 00:40:23,559
sometimes feel better when you donate, your stuff when you

793
00:40:23,599 --> 00:40:27,119
clean your. Ship OUT but i have like a stack

794
00:40:27,159 --> 00:40:31,639
of JEANS that i can't get past the beginning of

795
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,639
the cheeks of my Ass because I'M so i put

796
00:40:34,679 --> 00:40:39,760
on WEIGHT and i CAN'T and i, Keep going i'm Gonna, GET.

797
00:40:38,599 --> 00:40:41,119
Speaker 2: Yeah i have an, old shirt like that great shirt.

798
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:44,559
Speaker 3: Used to look good, and YEAH and.

799
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 2: I put on, shorts today go not.

800
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,320
Speaker 3: Wearing, KNEES yeah i debated out.

801
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,119
Speaker 2: Of this if it's too, tight fitting you can tell

802
00:40:52,119 --> 00:40:52,320
me if.

803
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:55,079
Speaker 3: It is if that's too, tight fitting fine?

804
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:55,360
Speaker 4: Is?

805
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 2: It yeah because you, know WHAT because i ordered A

806
00:40:58,519 --> 00:41:00,760
triple excel and they came into, Now day, I'm like

807
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:04,400
i'll go with A double Xcel and i'll just be comfortable.

808
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:07,119
With myself part of life is being comfortable. With yourself

809
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,239
SO when i go to that birthday party day this is,

810
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:12,039
Coming off i'll put THE three. X on, you?

811
00:41:12,079 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 3: Are okay you going A three? X?

812
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:17,679
Speaker 2: Easy easy.

813
00:41:20,519 --> 00:41:20,599
Speaker 1: How?

814
00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:24,760
Speaker 2: Much dynamit YOU think i need? A bowl you want

815
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:32,039
particles that need, see again we're, so right you know

816
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:42,199
you you think you get tired of that smell? Every

817
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:52,480
week every week goes. To, DYNAMITES well i don't want

818
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,199
to chop, her UP and i don't want to. Bury

819
00:41:54,199 --> 00:41:57,079
her i'll let the seagulls and the crab take care

820
00:41:57,079 --> 00:41:57,239
OF the.

821
00:42:00,639 --> 00:42:03,320
Speaker 3: I have a friend who worked in the bottom Squad From,

822
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,199
monroe COUNTY and i think another friend of, him, goes,

823
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,880
hey man can you get me some? Diamonite dynamite and, he, Goes,

824
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,719
What no, he goes can't you just sign out some dynamite?

825
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:11,800
Speaker 2: For?

826
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 4: Me?

827
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 3: What why, he, Goes, because UH because i want to

828
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:16,760
get some stumps removed from.

829
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 2: My yard, he, goes no you don't you want to remove.

830
00:42:18,519 --> 00:42:18,599
Speaker 3: Your?

831
00:42:18,679 --> 00:42:21,159
Speaker 2: Neighbor yeah what the fuck are you doing?

832
00:42:21,159 --> 00:42:25,599
Speaker 3: With dynamite if you knew someone, had dynamite don't you, question, like, hey.

833
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 2: Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa what's going? ON here i

834
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,679
question people that don't uh take care of their dogs

835
00:42:33,079 --> 00:42:36,320
or without a leash, just, that yeah, you know because.

836
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:40,079
That's Dangerous and i've had a friend's granddaughter tagged. By

837
00:42:40,159 --> 00:42:44,079
pitbull yeah it was. Years, ago yeah, thank god plastic surgery.

838
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:47,320
Fix everything but, even then just being a responsible. Dog

839
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,239
OWNER and i, love dogs don't get, me wrong, but,

840
00:42:50,559 --> 00:42:52,559
YEAH no i get that a lot of. People Are

841
00:42:52,639 --> 00:42:52,880
but i'm.

842
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,880
Speaker 3: Saying dynamite if you had a friend who goes, A

843
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,519
dog i got a couple of sticks.

844
00:42:58,559 --> 00:43:00,079
Speaker 2: Of dynamite if you want to what the fuck are?

845
00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:04,119
We doing what are we doing? With that what are?

846
00:43:04,159 --> 00:43:07,280
Speaker 3: YOU doing i think years AGO when i was, A

847
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:12,519
kid i remember like the house shook a little bit

848
00:43:12,639 --> 00:43:13,440
and my, father.

849
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:14,679
Speaker 2: Yelled didud jump out of the?

850
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 3: Waft AGAIN because i used to leap out of the

851
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,960
Loft down it was like a good eight nine feet,

852
00:43:19,599 --> 00:43:21,360
and uh the whole house would kind.

853
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 2: Of shake when you.

854
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 3: Did That and, i'm, LIKE no i wasn't even in

855
00:43:25,119 --> 00:43:25,519
that end of.

856
00:43:25,559 --> 00:43:25,599
Speaker 2: The.

857
00:43:25,679 --> 00:43:30,280
Speaker 3: House uh somebody was building a HOME and i think they.

858
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:36,639
GOT dynamite i, think no and like and blew themselves

859
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:41,440
up in the, House, suside yeah but blew up the.

860
00:43:41,519 --> 00:43:43,599
Whole thing and it was, so bad like we were

861
00:43:43,679 --> 00:43:46,519
four or five. Miles away it shook like, You know

862
00:43:46,599 --> 00:43:49,199
i'm just watching this, this well no wonder a. QUARTER

863
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:50,519
mile i have, no idea.

864
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 2: But nitel glycering or remember that some movies are it's, in, yeah. Yeah, Yeah,

865
00:43:57,079 --> 00:44:01,280
yeah wow that was for a drilling through mountains for

866
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:05,039
the railroad right. Years ago that's kind of. An oops

867
00:44:05,079 --> 00:44:06,679
we made this great thing that we can use to

868
00:44:07,159 --> 00:44:09,920
blow up and if it gets too hot. Or shakes

869
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,039
it's in old. Time, movies.

870
00:44:12,159 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 3: YEAH glistening i do remember a. LITTLE bit, I think,

871
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,679
i think WHY do I think i've done something with

872
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,719
NITRO glistering, a small, SMALL level. I HOPE so i

873
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,199
thought there was some kind of your fingers.

874
00:44:23,199 --> 00:44:24,320
Speaker 2: AND toes i.

875
00:44:24,519 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 3: Don't, KNOW yeah i can still, do math, so yes,

876
00:44:28,119 --> 00:44:30,000
one two take.

877
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 2: Away three it's the sort. Of Thing so dougie's got

878
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:38,239
a big birthday, party Tonight and i'm picking up somebody from,

879
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:39,320
the airport a friend of.

880
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 3: Mine, today yeah who's going to the party, as well

881
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,599
coming in for, the party coming In.

882
00:44:43,679 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 2: From dallas they just called Me To so i'm gonna. Pick,

883
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,760
Up yeah i'm gonna. Go home i'm gonna pick up,

884
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:54,280
deviled eggs. Double, legs yeah, thank, you sorry thirty six.

885
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:58,079
Double leggs take be responsible in. That drink go pick

886
00:44:58,159 --> 00:45:00,119
my friend up for, the airport drop, him off. Go

887
00:45:00,199 --> 00:45:03,360
home then. Uber there oh you're going back to.

888
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,360
Speaker 3: The party Yeah for Act Two, fresh yeah AND then

889
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:10,239
i have. A, few yeah, your cocktail, that's smart and,

890
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:12,320
you know and here's a great chuck TODAY before, i

891
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,920
left it's only thirteen dollars from, my house so it's twenty,

892
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,400
six yeah compared to a ten thousand DOLLARS.

893
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:21,320
Speaker 2: D wy if you are you're drinking, and driving you're. An, idiot,

894
00:45:21,559 --> 00:45:26,400
yeah honestly just set aside a little. Little budget let,

895
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:30,800
me see this is smart what you're doing going to.

896
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:34,280
The party you can see lame? Not lame does it

897
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:35,599
have a little life? In it could it?

898
00:45:35,679 --> 00:45:37,519
Speaker 3: Turn around WHAT do i need to do to bring

899
00:45:37,599 --> 00:45:39,639
some fun? To it then, you leave and then you

900
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,000
come back in your elvis suit and you. Start sinking,

901
00:45:42,199 --> 00:45:42,719
oh wait that's.

902
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:46,119
Speaker 2: Your, dad sorry you talk. About dynamite.

903
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 3: Your dad by, the way got a, somebody, said.

904
00:45:52,599 --> 00:45:56,679
Speaker 2: Oh by, The Way doug phelps? Is gold Who Not.

905
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 3: Doug Felts dave phelps is gold when he's on excuse?

906
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 2: Me GOLD so i. Said, That, Yeah, Texas kathy now

907
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:10,480
before we Left, for Bingo he alexis played This Uh, John,

908
00:46:10,559 --> 00:46:13,800
hyatt yeah this, song Saga and kathy's just kind of shaking.

909
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,039
Her head, i'm like, don't worry you're gonna hear it

910
00:46:16,119 --> 00:46:18,559
every night before you go to bed as he finishes. His,

911
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:21,239
day now because it's what, Is this it's the Song

912
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:24,480
that bill Ends his, Tennessee, Place yeah, Tennessee place so

913
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:27,920
you're gonna hear a Lot. More canthy it's a little Tribute. To, elvis,

914
00:46:28,079 --> 00:46:30,320
YEAH yeah i. LOVE it i know. You know it

915
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:33,360
was one of my favorite Songs For, dougie phelps who

916
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:34,480
was blowing.

917
00:46:34,559 --> 00:46:39,159
Speaker 3: Him, Up boom Yeah goes dougie's dynamite And his salven

918
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:39,920
shirt looking.

919
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,159
Speaker 2: All Summery I'm. Bill moran we'll see.

920
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:45,599
Speaker 3: You tomorrow sea somewhere.

921
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 4: In the

922
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,679
Speaker 2: Sad what ever Named The dark flower