Speaker 1: Hey, good morning from Hell. It's Clayton here with Chris.
Say hello, Chris, Hie.
Speaker 2: I died recently and my eternal punishment is to do
this podcast where we interview everyone in Hell. I'm joined
as always with Clayton, the brother of Satan and the
owner of my soul.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Chris, we actually need to talk about that.
I've been having your soul. I've owned it for about
it's been about a year now, a little over a
year and change, and I think about trying to sell it.
See what I can get? Yeah, I see what like
the what the helly blue book value of is of
your soul? See if I can get a new one,
you know, trade it in. Perhaps it's just you know,
like money's tight, our soul is just sitting around.
Speaker 1: I'm not really using it much.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean you do use it for the podcast. Yeah,
it's maybe it might be good to sell it to Heaven. Yeah,
you know I'm throwing that out there. No, no, no,
how global do you think I am?
Speaker 4: Chris?
Speaker 1: No, that's that's not the case.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I can sell it to like rest buttin or something.
You can probably give me something like a good value.
I think you're worth about a five, five or five dollars.
That's it, five dollars hell currency, which is a quarter
of American dollars.
Speaker 1: So it's like a dollar only five. Oh you can
do math.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll keep you maybe six dollars. Huh, he can
do math? No stop, all right, all right, let's get
this show. Sorry, let's get to show.
Speaker 1: On the road. Okay. So who's our guest this week?
Speaker 3: Well, Chris, you know, I was trying to I was
looking through my ad just book and seeing who, you know,
who he could bring on and someone who I thought
would be very fascinating to have on. But someone we
kind of missed the mark. We could have had them
on during like the Halloween months, so we kind of
missed it because they're they're a bit of a spookier guest.
But yeah, we're gonna bring them on anyways because we
love to death. So doctor Frankin's signed their monster.
Speaker 4: Oh Guden talk.
Speaker 3: Hey, Hey, how's it going, Guten tourg gord talk?
Speaker 4: All very good? Yes, this is my my baby. Hello.
Speaker 2: Hi, So your doctor maybe baby baby so so cute,
so precious.
Speaker 1: I love him to death. So your doctor Frankenstein you're
you're a woman.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how sexist of you.
Speaker 1: That's right. Sexism is bad, very good. Well, it's just in.
Speaker 2: The it's just always been portrayed as a as a male.
I'm not, you know, I'm trying to project any of
my biases.
Speaker 5: But canonical literature dominated by patriarchy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so should I just call you monster or yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, we haven't. I'm letting him pick his own names.
Speaker 1: So h not good with choices?
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe Leicester, Leicester, the dilemma of choice, but Leicester's
good might.
Speaker 3: Be taken your choice though, Yeah a monster. Yeah, go
ahead and meet Chris, shake their hand. There you go, Hi,
nice to no.
Speaker 4: Gentle be nice.
Speaker 1: That's okay, it's okay, you're okay. Yeah, I'll go back.
Worry about it. Very firm handshake, very firm handshake. Monster,
Try the other hand, try the other hand.
Speaker 3: Let's let's give it another go Uh okay, left d
shake go okay, even weaker.
Speaker 1: There you go the.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's okay, they'll go back, they'll go back, and
not a worry.
Speaker 1: Monster. We're practicing, we're working on it.
Speaker 4: I can always give you some new hands and all.
I'm very good. Look at him. I mean they're a
little bit it's a bit of a patchbok hands. The
skin is all some colors don't match. She got some blues,
some greens.
Speaker 3: But turn out of ten Hell residents agree, yes, that's right.
Doctors hate her. Doctor so doctor Frankenstein. I mean, this
is a beautiful specimen. You must be so proud of
your boy. Where did you get all these pieces? I
mean this did you go to like a graveyard filled
with pro wrestlers.
Speaker 1: I mean he's huge.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, the old wrestling grave. Yeah, we have a
traveling show that always we're all through town. It's always
very big boys. And you know, wrestlings is very dangerous occupation,
very high job hazard rates.
Speaker 1: So the arms are ultimate warriors.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah, no ultimate Vario brains. Or he's a
little racist we want to yeah sweet say yeah, no,
no Hulk Hogan's here either, but yeah, you.
Speaker 3: Know, but he has the mustache of Hulkogan though mustache
very yes, very good.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So mister monster Leicester, you're what like nine feet.
Speaker 5: Eight and eleven but you know, yeah build height nine
and a half.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, which shooes. So what made you wanna build him?
Speaker 4: Well, you know, I I we're from the eighty hundreds.
I'm a single woman, you know, getting up very age.
I'm like twenty five, I'm a spinster. I'm ancient. And
also just having a kid in eighteen hundreds is very
dangerous childbirth, no fun, no good.
Speaker 1: And like you always say, can't play backgammon alone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so yes, I wanted someone to play cards with.
So I just I decided, you know what, I'm a scientist.
I know how to dissect frog because I can make
a person. So I made a large adult boy to
hang out with me. And he also, yeah, has decided
he wants to be a wrestler. Also, I guess that
was my bad for using ale wrestler parts. But yeah,
I'm being very encouraging because he also is a very
good bodyguard. People not so happy that I decided to
play God and make make a very good big baby boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's probably why you're down here there.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess God wasn't happy
you played God.
Speaker 4: God was very unhappy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: God, God does not a fan of certain kinds of sciences.
I did a lot of good. Otherwise I stepped out
of line, just the tiniest fit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what were your good things then.
Speaker 4: Oh, you know, like vaccines for all of the fun
eighteen hundreds diseases where your skin just kind of sloughs off,
And we have all kinds of very cool and fun
contagious diseases since eighteen hundreds, So vaccines. People didn't like
those either. You know, we got some people coming out
with pitchforks and stuff. Basically any time I invented something
I was experimenting with some electrical devices. People also very
frightened by that. Yeah, but creating an actual person, a
very large son was that was a bit too far
for everyone. But good son, very good, good boy, very
strong boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very good boy. Yes, very good boy.
Speaker 3: Wait so you're saying that there were anti vaxxers back
in the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, well, I mean you tell someone I can
kill you of this thing by giving you just a
little bit of this thing. It's hard to convince people
that that's all. That's fine, and I'm not just trying
to trick them and give them skin sloughing off disease.
Speaker 1: Man, it must have been bad, that sloughing off disease.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it just comes off in sheets.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not good, very messy, very messy, but I guess.
Speaker 1: Convenient if you need to, you know, apply some new
skin to.
Speaker 5: No, no, that skin bad, oh to slimy and inconsistent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you say they had pitchforks. So your monster
wasn't too popular with the neighbors.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I mean first of all, yeah, he's like
nine and a half feet tall.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, so even just real hard.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah, and how much do you do you.
Speaker 5: May now well, you know, eating bad ones, sad, so
only two hundred pounds.
Speaker 1: Now that's too little. We need to feed you. You're
a growing boy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's very thin if you're like nine feet tall
and hotter pounds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's so muscle.
Speaker 4: He's not aggressive. He's just very forward. But even if
he wasn't so physically active, he just he can't really
fit in places. So he was just kind of knocking
down store signs and you know, like the type of
store sign that hangs out above the door on the hinge.
He was just always knocking those down with his head
on accents. Yeah, he just very bad like range of sight.
So someone was right in front of him, like there
was a whole classroom of kids walking to school, and
he's so tall and his range of sight is just
so bad that he didn't even see just all these
kids walking in front of him, mode them right over.
Speaker 1: Oh so yeah glasses?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, why don't Why don't you get them some
classes or maybe some new eyes?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I could get you like some like what's
an animal where they can see like.
Speaker 1: Eagle, yes, or like an owl where you can owl
you have.
Speaker 4: Like three sixty degree vision, like one of those shrimps
or whatever that have like those crazy eyes spider eyes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and everyone will love me, yes, just rather the
heck of it you can give them, you know, shark size,
you know how you love eyes like a doll's eyes,
you know? Or shark bad? Sharks bad? Okay, okay, sharks
are But yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you like go to the ocean, bud?
Speaker 5: No, too big creates existential dread.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so.
Speaker 3: Monster, you said that you wanted to become a pro wrestler.
Can you demonstrate your your finishing?
Speaker 1: Move on? Chris here?
Speaker 5: Yes, Chris, come here, Okay, but really half of the
work has to be done.
Speaker 1: Are you all right? Just go ahead follow his lead? Chris?
What is your finish called the monster mash?
Speaker 4: It.
Speaker 3: He's right through the floor. Wow, Chris, I can't even
see him. He's just smushed down there. He's going back
out of the whole.
Speaker 1: No, your job is to stay okay.
Speaker 4: There like that, taking him right to sue Plexburg.
Speaker 1: So did you always get along or did he ever?
Speaker 3: Did he have his terrible toos or anything like that? Sorry,
Chris's lungs are you know, completely destroyed?
Speaker 4: I can see that. Well, I can help you fix
that later. No, he he's always been a very good
you know, he's gonna have his terrible tools and be
you know, but that's that's how being an it's not bad.
You're just being your beautiful natural self is what being
a baby is. You're you know, you're discovering your your
world and if you act out, but that's that's natural
and natural. Yes, all all natural. You're wonderful and perfect. No,
he's always been a very perfect big baby's terrible too.
Speaker 1: How old is he?
Speaker 4: Oh he's too so yes, so he's too.
Speaker 3: Still okay, wellbody's gonna hit real hard man.
Speaker 1: Just a warning. So how did how did y'all die?
Speaker 4: Oh? Angry moll, But I mean I not a surprise,
is it all? It's spen. You know, it's just kind
of a matter of time. But you know, we got
the pitchforks. We're just punctured full of holes.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Fire, He's very scared of fire. So I thought that
was very rude for them to bring fire. And they
knew that they that he is very scared of fire.
It just it didn't have to go that far.
Speaker 1: You like grasp Pokemon? Yeah, like Pokemon, but.
Speaker 4: He loves his Pokemon. He loves the pokemons. Yes, your
favorite Pokemon.
Speaker 1: Favorite Pokemon. Geo dude, Geo dude. But Geo dude needs legs, Mom.
Speaker 4: Help, I will will do a Geo dude with legs.
Speaker 3: Yes, you can find any like hit mo on Lee's
laying around screw them on there?
Speaker 1: So have you have you? Have you made any other
creations besides your monster?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: I've tried making some pets. None of those have really
fucked out. You know, like you know how some people
are afraid of adopting because you don't know what you're
going to get, even though I disagree shouldn't adopt, don't shop,
But it's like that fear of adopting and not knowing
what you're gonna get. Times a bajillion because you're just
kind of picking parts out of the pet cemetery. And
also it's a pet cemetery, so it's super cursed as
pet cemeteries are, so I.
Speaker 1: Just them still alive.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I've just created some absolute affronts to God
and those had to be put down almost immediately. So
God was already not pleased with me before I made
my son.
Speaker 2: So was this your your first try at building a
human or you know, were there any like trial runs
or duds?
Speaker 4: Oh, we had a few duds. I've never really had
any become as self aware? Is that my little boy here?
You know, you make one and it's kind of you're
familiar action with some other creations I've made. The typical
you think of Frankenstein's Monster, and it's just kind of
that's what happens. He's talking in full sentences already. He's
like two sometimes sometimes yes, Well, you know, it's all
it's a learning Yeah, everyone learns at their own pace.
And I love to play, you know, I really like
board games and cards and parlor games, and it's not
very fun when you're active. But his partner can only
grunt and they don't really have a sense of like
object permanence.
Speaker 2: Or you know.
Speaker 4: So charades are not great. Uh huh, it's just it's
no good. They're like goldfish memory. It doesn't work so good.
Speaker 1: So if I hit under this desk right now, then yeah,
are you would know?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're he You would still be absolutely screwed if
he was looking for you, like he would know you
as there. But monster, some of my some of my
other my past creations, you, as far as they were concerned,
you would be just gone. You'd be like an avoid somewhere.
They would have no idea you got it. But not
this boy. This boy will come find you whatever. You know.
Speaker 1: He knows he's smart.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So you know he said he's about two, So are
you raising him like a typical two year old? I mean,
does he have his own car seat, you know, in
your pt cruiser?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and I think you know he's two, So
I think you are going to start doing those Tuddler
pageants because he also, you know, he's so talented. Yeah,
so his talent will be he can wrestle. I mean,
he'll just absolutely kicked the ship out of all the
other kids. He's so big he could just pick them up.
And toss them around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no one left to win but me exactly.
Speaker 4: Has been by default. We get the price money and
beat up all the evil babies in hell.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of them. Lots.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh there's evil babies in hell. What is what
does a baby have to do?
Speaker 1: You know, drawing the walls? Let me see us teeth?
Speaker 4: Yeah, be born? Like what Protestant? What's like the correct
one down here?
Speaker 1: Caw fitness?
Speaker 3: We can't we can't say we don't need the people
on earth?
Speaker 1: So what do you? What do you eat? But what
do you what does he typically eat?
Speaker 4: Oh? His diet right now? You know he's a picky baby,
like so many kids are. He loves stakhums. Do you
know steakhoums?
Speaker 1: No, no clue, Now what is this? Steakhm yum yum steakums?
Speaker 4: Stakums? Are you fucking find them in the frozen food aisle?
They were very popular in the nineties, the eighteen nineties rather,
but they they have a TikTok, I believe. So yeah,
that was just frozen sheets of meat. Frozen meat good
best served with ketchup.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, did you just eat him raw? No?
Speaker 5: I mean in a hurry, but you eat him up,
and then you dreads them and.
Speaker 4: Ketchup and sometimes wrap them in a tortilla.
Speaker 1: No, bad, bad, bad bad.
Speaker 4: Okay, I was trying trying to slip that in. Maybe
we'll get somers yeah, okay, yeah, so I'm trying to
figure something out so he doesn't get scurvy.
Speaker 3: But some broccoli broccoli bad?
Speaker 1: Okay? Alright, forgive me sorry.
Speaker 2: Do you ever take him to like, I don't know,
daycare or anything? Is I mean it seems like a
bit of a handful. Does he have like a babysitter
or anything.
Speaker 4: Oh, we've tried a few babysitters just not go well
because again, you know, now he has a bad idea
of when I physically leave a room, I still exist.
You know, we figured that out together. He's he has
a handle on that. But for a while it was
the same thing as with other babies, where as soon
as I exit a room, it was like I disappear,
and all the babysitters who are with him whence that happens?
He just assumed that they were like a witch or something.
Speaker 1: Oh, which is bad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we lost a few baby babysitters and good stitches. Yeah,
also a thing that the townspeople were mad about. And God. Also,
I am realizing and I was kind of wondering at
the beginning of this why I was even really in
hell besides my experiments of trying to play god. But no,
there's plenty of other reasons to kill babysitters. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
there's actually quite a list.
Speaker 2: So how many accidents with other humans has he had?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Boy, the latest one was genuinely an accident. He just
wanted to try wrestling.
Speaker 1: Need to train. So do you have a stage name
for your wrestling career year.
Speaker 4: Yet? Is that your real name? Also, it's not your.
Speaker 1: Real name else get copyrighted.
Speaker 4: Yes, you don't want your real name getting copyrighted by
Vince McMahon, the chuck Man. Also, he's I know, he's
still technically live, but he hangs out.
Speaker 1: Here all the time.
Speaker 3: He comes down your own So, doctor Frankenstein, you know
you're a successful doctor. You know, it seems like you've
kind of been single for a while. Hence, you know
why you made your own baby boy. So how's the
dating life been, you know?
Speaker 1: With monster?
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 1: Is there no groom of Frankenstein?
Speaker 4: Oh, it's you know, I don't know what I was
expecting it. It's even harder now because on top of
you know, men are very intimidated by my intelligence and
the fact that I am a doctor and I'm very
successful in my own right. You know. On top of that,
I've already got a kid, and that's that's rough. And
then on top of that that kids is like nine
feet tall and will throw you through the floor.
Speaker 5: Also, I just have to make sure that any man
trying to court my mother is good enough for her.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense.
Speaker 4: What's your checklist for tall?
Speaker 3: Okay, so do you know, monster, do you ever do
the thing where has your mom ever met a gentleman
that you really enjoyed and then you asked him like,
are you my dad? You know, like, how has it
been from your perspective? No, Generally, first thing I do
is wrestle with him, and that's usually the end.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I think it's getting to the point where I
need to make a groom of Frankenstein, you know, gotta.
Speaker 1: Do that all would that be my brother? No, that
would be your new dad, or you make him like
you made me.
Speaker 4: Oh, that is a problem.
Speaker 1: Had get into some like dark web stuff here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess it is. Technically it be like like
a dad brother, Oh that's no good. Other dad, I
need to rethink that.
Speaker 1: You can always go to Arkansas or Mississippi.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So do you ever have to like replace any
parts on your boy?
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 1: What's the maintenance?
Speaker 4: Like? Yeah, we we swap pots, arms and legs, especially
those get the most fant hairs.
Speaker 1: That's just so long they get caught in things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know they're all technically dead people pots,
so the connective tissues aren't fantastic. So he'll, you know,
stuff gets snagged on things. Sometimes we'll be walking home
and he'll realize after a few minutes that, you know,
his hand fell off and we can't find it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look hard. Fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you carry like spars kind of like a
spare tire, but like the tires a little bit smaller
than the normal one.
Speaker 4: Like oh, yeah, we wheel around a cooler with us
at all times with just you know, yeah, temporary hands,
so that when we gets home we can put on
a real fun Yeah, that's smart, that's smart.
Speaker 1: Talking bad me bored?
Speaker 3: Oh you're kind of losing He's not not being entertained
right now? Is that what's going on? Biggest, very.
Speaker 4: Fun.
Speaker 1: Chris, grab the tablet? Would you tablet?
Speaker 4: Games? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Good games? Yeah, cartoons yeah yeah, here you go, give
you to him, Chris. Here you go. It's a little
Amazon Fire tablet.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's okay.
Speaker 3: Wow, he plowed him into the ground. Well uh okay,
Well Chris is basically just guts on the floor.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, he's a hamburger meat pile on.
Speaker 1: No, that's steak jo Jojo.
Speaker 3: Put that down, get out of your mouth. Well you know,
I mean you got spare parts right here. I mean
doctor Frank said, what do you want to That's true.
Speaker 4: I have the cooler of spirit parts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, you want to give him an upgrade? I
mean I see some I see some brain matter there.
Let me see. We gotta we got a trace up here.
Speaker 4: I mean, oh yeah, do you want a brain upgrade?
That's very special. That's very nice of him to offer
birthday gift, birthday present.
Speaker 1: Oh there we go. Okay, here we go. Let's let's
get I'll get on my toolbox.
Speaker 4: It's not his birthday, but if he says it is,
you just have to go. Birthday just had to kind
of go with it. Birthday slip out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, birthday gift.
Speaker 3: Yes, no birthday candles though, that's yeah, okay, no candles.
Speaker 4: Okay, so sits very still darling. Okay, so we're going
to let's say I need an Alan rynch. Here you go, Okay,
think you're just gonna unscrew the bolts on the side
of your head.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 4: Uh, you know it's funny he has his neck bolts
like I know he'll follow part of my take them out,
but I'm not one hundred percentual of what they do.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I always imagine that they're for jump starting him. But
you know, yeah, here's the power screwdriver.
Speaker 1: Here, here's that.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's the think you got power to? Uh? Do
we have like a table song.
Speaker 1: That'll be yeah, yeah, here's that. There you go, Oh.
Speaker 4: Perfect, let's set that up and we'll just kind of
mash this brain stuff in here there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very good.
Speaker 4: There you go the top of his head just like
a punch bowls. It looks like we're making sangrion. It's brain.
There's so much stuff in here.
Speaker 1: Now, a lot of brains. He's a very smart point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's very big brains. Lots of brain folds and
brain matter. Okay, so we'll just kind of smash that
all in there.
Speaker 1: Okayen that up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we can get some like gorilla glue. Oh yeah, sure,
here here's the two here you yeah's headshot?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: Okay, big guy, yep, okay, so let me get you
all rebooted.
Speaker 1: I mean, oh wow, it's quite advanced. All right. Hey,
how do you feel the guy?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 4: What? Oh?
Speaker 1: Wow? Wow?
Speaker 3: His voice had changing everything you doing? Okay, Bud, Yeah,
my head hurts. Yeah yeah, you we just we just
give you a brain upgrade. Your mom did, how are
you feeling? Feeling good?
Speaker 1: I guess what?
Speaker 5: Mom?
Speaker 1: You touched my head?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was your birthday, birthday with.
Speaker 1: These people watching, you know, touching my head?
Speaker 4: You don't remember any what do you remember?
Speaker 1: I remember? I remember fire bad and stake Them's good?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you remember destroying Chris and beating him into a
bloody pulp over there? Who that guy? That guy sucks? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh that's not nice.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, he sounds perfectly healthy. I think your
boy's perfectly good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think he Maybe he's just.
Speaker 3: Talking about we want I'm standing right here us see
all right, Well, someone entered their teens Oh no, what
have I done?
Speaker 1: He's fine? Oh no, mom, what did you do?
Speaker 4: Oh I've created a monster?
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's fine. Oh Chris, say, Chris is back.
Hey Chris, how you doing. Are you feeling.
Speaker 4: Had hurt?
Speaker 3: Bad?
Speaker 1: Oh no? Oh well, oh my god, this guy sounds
so annoying.
Speaker 4: Oh dear, okay, well we should probably fix this.
Speaker 1: Huh yeah tacums. Me wants tacums.
Speaker 4: Oh no, they both want stakhms.
Speaker 1: Did we cross the wires? Did we get some of
his into theirs? And wait, you're into stakums too? Me
like steak of steak of good? Oh all right, this
guy's okay. They're making friends. Look at that's cute.
Speaker 4: They're good. I'm glad that. That's the genetic trait that
seems to really stick, very strong, the craving for stakums.
Speaker 1: We're talking about my strength. Oh my god, do that me? Chris,
me die me make podcast? My god, shut off.
Speaker 4: That's that is not fair.
Speaker 1: I did not to be so at all, Mom, you
just made me in a laugh. I'd even asked to
be made.
Speaker 4: No one asked to be made. That's the tragedy of being.
Speaker 1: A huge time. It happens when people just fuck around
and spill this.
Speaker 4: Who who told you that Clayton? Did Clayton? You told him? What?
S he x us? No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I don't know what he's talking about. Hey, hey, buddy, Hey,
and you have poured all over your walls. Man, you
don't think I'm looking at that? Oh god, Oh, I'm
so sorry, doctor Frankenstein. This is this is horribly embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, buddy, hey, I got you some Chris. I
got you some some Pokemon cards. You love Pokemon?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: I got Pokemon?
Speaker 4: What? What is this?
Speaker 1: What is this baby ship that you're giving me? Oh?
Speaker 4: No, but you love the Pokemon.
Speaker 1: Pokemon suck up so fast?
Speaker 4: Will it make you feel about her? We go home,
we can play some cuts. You know you love Canastan.
Speaker 1: I don't want to play games with my mom.
Speaker 4: God, you were made to play board games with your mother.
Speaker 1: That's like the dream of board game.
Speaker 4: You get to just hang out with your mom all day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd rather be in heaven.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, so rude. What have I done?
Speaker 1: It's okay, let me play Fortnite.
Speaker 4: God, they grow up so fast and he hates me.
Speaker 1: Now, I'm so sorry, doctor Frankens.
Speaker 4: I missed when you were just a little nine feet hot.
Speaker 1: When you would leave me alone. Oh great, I'm so
done with this. I'm going to get steak by.
Speaker 4: Use the.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm so I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: It's okay, we're gonna go on this.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go calm him down. I'm telling him it's
his birthday.
Speaker 1: Can okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, kids are kids will be kids. I'm sure you'll
fix this, doctor Franken's sign. I mean, it'll be fine,
don't worry about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll fix this before he turns into like a
scary adult, not just a teenager. I'll work on it.
I'm sorry, I'll pay for the replacement drive all down here. No,
it's so sorry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just kool aid man through it. But that's
that's fine. Don't worry about it time, okay, all right, well, hey,
he's great having you on. Oh boy, bye.
Speaker 4: Bye bye bye. Yes, it was such an honor being here.
I'll have to. Oh, I'll come back and fix your
brain too. I'm I'm so sorry. Okay, Oh my gosh,
they grow up so fast.
Speaker 3: All right, all right, bye guys, good bye, Oh boy,
Chris wows me?
Speaker 1: What podcast?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: Yes? This is a podcast. What podcast is talkie?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Very good, Chris. Okay, well we're gonna wrap this thing up. Chris.
You on your final subscribe what what subscribe? Subscribe? Okay, yeah,
very good.
Speaker 3: Make sure you subscribe friends you have none, Tell your
friends about our podcast, share, share with your friends, anything.
Speaker 1: Else, Chris. Pictures on social media okay, drawing? Oh yeah,
very good, Chris.
Speaker 3: If you have any fan art, you can send it
to at Morning from Hell on Twitter and Instagram. And
we also have episode arts, you know, made by some
of our favorite community arts, so you can check him
out there. All right, Chris, well, hey, pictures, Yes, we're
already talking about pictures.
Speaker 1: Chris, alright, pictures, Okay, all right, go ahead. And what
do we say at the end of each epis Chris.
Speaker 2: Al right, Hell, Clayton, thank you so much, James and
Chelsea from Dead Meat, It's great to have you all back,
y'all r in an episode what like six months ago
or h yeah, yeah that sounds right. Yeah, A lot
a lot has changed, but not in a good way though.
We're still we're.
Speaker 1: All still stuck, I know. Yeah that was pre COVID, Yeah,
the before times.
Speaker 4: Yes, Tis Bloody Mary is Bloody Mary.
Speaker 1: And and Jack the Ripper the wedding. So what have
you all been up to recently? Not getting married?
Speaker 4: Yes, but we just moved to a new place. I'm
actually redesigning the entire podcast sets, so I I took
October off to do that. So there's actually been a
lot more like Halloween spooky stuff on the main Dead
Meat channel, but the podcast has been off for the
last month, so that we're coming back with like a
whole new redesigned set and everything.
Speaker 1: It looks very cool. Which are you guys building the
set out of your house?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, everything like we So now we have separate sets
because we were recording the podcast just the kill Count set,
which is fine, but I couldn't really decorate, you know,
I couldn't decorate it to be like my own little show.
But now the podcast set has like its own room
that it's in, so I don't have to worry about
like disturbing whatever James is working on. And I got
to kind of make the podcast its own show.
Speaker 1: And the kill Count set isn't in our dining room.
Speaker 4: So yeah, that's right. We have a Yeah, now we
have like a table to eat food. At which is exciting.
Speaker 3: Well, now I'm wondering if I should build like a
hell set in my house and just like just oh,
I recommend it.
Speaker 1: It's great, it's pretty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you could just leave cameras and lights
set up. It's very nice.
Speaker 1: So for people who aren't familiar with Dead and Meat,
what all are you all up to?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a YouTube channel with the kill Count series
and some other videos series and then also the Dead
Meat podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah where we also we do film reviews, and we
also do like film history horror film history specifically. We
also will play games. Every once in a while I'll.
Speaker 1: Come up with like fun games that we people love
the games.
Speaker 4: The games are fun. Like the last one of the
last ones we did we did before the break. Since
we were like house hunting, I decided to look up
filming locations of different horror like famous horror houses because
real estate websites will have estimates for like what they
last sold for and stuff. So we did like we
kind of went house shopping and James had to kind
of guess based on our experience house shopping how expensive
with the whorehouses are very they're very expensive, but most
of these like in l A. Yeah, yeah, do stuff
like that, just goofy stuff.
Speaker 1: What was the most expensive horrorhouse?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Man, almost really expensive, to be clear, horror house.
Speaker 4: The I mean the night were at Elm Street house
is very I mean that's like the dream but I
think that was two like maybe almost three mil.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's smack in the middle of LA Yeah.
One that it actually weirdly enough, like right after we
recorded that episode, it went up for sale. The Buffalo
Bill's house from Uh Sounds of the Lambs just.
Speaker 1: Went up Who Wouldn't want to live?
Speaker 4: Yes, that just went up for sale for I think
it's like two hundred thousand dollars. It's very cheap. It's
actually like real life, very cute house. Uh does not
look like it did.
Speaker 1: I wonder if that hurts this the resale value Buffalo
Bill's house.
Speaker 4: I have no idea. I think if it's I think
if something is a filming location, it doesn't really hurt it.
I think the difference is if something actually terrible happened, then.
Speaker 1: There's just sea stand scratches all over the walls. Yeah
right right, Well.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for coming on again. Uh, where
can people find your podcast. Just search for a dead
meat podcast.
Speaker 4: Yes, demi podcast on any app you listen to podcasts,
and it's the dead meat YouTube.
Speaker 3: Slash YouTube dot com slash dead meat. Yeah, I should
get you there. Or just search for dead meat on YouTube.
You'll you'll see us. Yeah steak, that's from my actual
childhood diet. Come on, parents, We doing all right. Thanks guys,
Thank you all so much for coming on, Thank you
for having us.
Speaker 1: Great to be back.