1 00:00:10,519 --> 00:00:13,320 Speaker 1: Hey, good morning from Hell. It's Clayton here with Chris. 2 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:14,720 Say hello, Chris, Hie. 3 00:00:14,919 --> 00:00:17,960 Speaker 2: I died recently and my eternal punishment is to do 4 00:00:18,039 --> 00:00:22,000 this podcast where we interview everyone in Hell. I'm joined 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,120 as always with Clayton, the brother of Satan and the 6 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:26,079 owner of my soul. 7 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:28,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Chris, we actually need to talk about that. 8 00:00:28,519 --> 00:00:30,239 I've been having your soul. I've owned it for about 9 00:00:30,399 --> 00:00:32,119 it's been about a year now, a little over a 10 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,359 year and change, and I think about trying to sell it. 11 00:00:34,399 --> 00:00:36,119 See what I can get? Yeah, I see what like 12 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:38,759 the what the helly blue book value of is of 13 00:00:38,799 --> 00:00:41,039 your soul? See if I can get a new one, 14 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:43,560 you know, trade it in. Perhaps it's just you know, 15 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:45,719 like money's tight, our soul is just sitting around. 16 00:00:45,719 --> 00:00:46,759 Speaker 1: I'm not really using it much. 17 00:00:47,079 --> 00:00:49,119 Speaker 2: Well, I mean you do use it for the podcast. Yeah, 18 00:00:49,159 --> 00:00:51,679 it's maybe it might be good to sell it to Heaven. Yeah, 19 00:00:51,679 --> 00:00:53,280 you know I'm throwing that out there. No, no, no, 20 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:54,640 how global do you think I am? 21 00:00:54,719 --> 00:00:54,920 Speaker 4: Chris? 22 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,079 Speaker 1: No, that's that's not the case. 23 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 4: Uh. 24 00:00:56,679 --> 00:00:57,039 Speaker 1: I don't know. 25 00:00:57,079 --> 00:00:58,960 Speaker 3: I can sell it to like rest buttin or something. 26 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:00,880 You can probably give me something like a good value. 27 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:04,680 I think you're worth about a five, five or five dollars. 28 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:08,040 That's it, five dollars hell currency, which is a quarter 29 00:01:08,239 --> 00:01:09,840 of American dollars. 30 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:12,879 Speaker 1: So it's like a dollar only five. Oh you can 31 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:13,319 do math. 32 00:01:13,439 --> 00:01:16,799 Speaker 3: Maybe I'll keep you maybe six dollars. Huh, he can 33 00:01:16,879 --> 00:01:18,799 do math? No stop, all right, all right, let's get 34 00:01:18,799 --> 00:01:20,079 this show. Sorry, let's get to show. 35 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:22,159 Speaker 1: On the road. Okay. So who's our guest this week? 36 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:24,680 Speaker 3: Well, Chris, you know, I was trying to I was 37 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:26,560 looking through my ad just book and seeing who, you know, 38 00:01:26,599 --> 00:01:28,920 who he could bring on and someone who I thought 39 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:31,560 would be very fascinating to have on. But someone we 40 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,040 kind of missed the mark. We could have had them 41 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:35,359 on during like the Halloween months, so we kind of 42 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,480 missed it because they're they're a bit of a spookier guest. 43 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:39,959 But yeah, we're gonna bring them on anyways because we 44 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,120 love to death. So doctor Frankin's signed their monster. 45 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,959 Speaker 4: Oh Guden talk. 46 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 3: Hey, Hey, how's it going, Guten tourg gord talk? 47 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:55,519 Speaker 4: All very good? Yes, this is my my baby. Hello. 48 00:01:56,280 --> 00:02:03,799 Speaker 2: Hi, So your doctor maybe baby baby so so cute, 49 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:04,519 so precious. 50 00:02:04,599 --> 00:02:07,519 Speaker 1: I love him to death. So your doctor Frankenstein you're 51 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:09,159 you're a woman. 52 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:15,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, how sexist of you. 53 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:19,520 Speaker 1: That's right. Sexism is bad, very good. Well, it's just in. 54 00:02:19,479 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 2: The it's just always been portrayed as a as a male. 55 00:02:22,319 --> 00:02:24,719 I'm not, you know, I'm trying to project any of 56 00:02:24,719 --> 00:02:25,400 my biases. 57 00:02:25,439 --> 00:02:29,719 Speaker 5: But canonical literature dominated by patriarchy. 58 00:02:30,039 --> 00:02:37,039 Speaker 2: Yeah, so should I just call you monster or yeah? 59 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:41,960 Speaker 4: Okay, we haven't. I'm letting him pick his own names. 60 00:02:42,159 --> 00:02:44,439 Speaker 1: So h not good with choices? 61 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:50,919 Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe Leicester, Leicester, the dilemma of choice, but Leicester's 62 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:51,680 good might. 63 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 3: Be taken your choice though, Yeah a monster. Yeah, go 64 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:58,759 ahead and meet Chris, shake their hand. There you go, Hi, 65 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,639 nice to no. 66 00:03:03,159 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 4: Gentle be nice. 67 00:03:04,759 --> 00:03:08,800 Speaker 1: That's okay, it's okay, you're okay. Yeah, I'll go back. 68 00:03:08,919 --> 00:03:12,360 Worry about it. Very firm handshake, very firm handshake. Monster, 69 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,879 Try the other hand, try the other hand. 70 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,840 Speaker 3: Let's let's give it another go Uh okay, left d 71 00:03:17,039 --> 00:03:19,960 shake go okay, even weaker. 72 00:03:21,599 --> 00:03:25,039 Speaker 1: There you go the. 73 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:27,759 Speaker 3: Okay, it's okay, they'll go back, they'll go back, and 74 00:03:28,199 --> 00:03:28,719 not a worry. 75 00:03:28,719 --> 00:03:30,879 Speaker 1: Monster. We're practicing, we're working on it. 76 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,400 Speaker 4: I can always give you some new hands and all. 77 00:03:34,919 --> 00:03:37,719 I'm very good. Look at him. I mean they're a 78 00:03:37,719 --> 00:03:41,439 little bit it's a bit of a patchbok hands. The 79 00:03:41,479 --> 00:03:44,360 skin is all some colors don't match. She got some blues, 80 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,120 some greens. 81 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:49,439 Speaker 3: But turn out of ten Hell residents agree, yes, that's right. 82 00:03:49,639 --> 00:03:56,879 Doctors hate her. Doctor so doctor Frankenstein. I mean, this 83 00:03:56,919 --> 00:03:59,840 is a beautiful specimen. You must be so proud of 84 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,719 your boy. Where did you get all these pieces? I 85 00:04:01,759 --> 00:04:04,439 mean this did you go to like a graveyard filled 86 00:04:04,479 --> 00:04:05,199 with pro wrestlers. 87 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:06,039 Speaker 1: I mean he's huge. 88 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:09,199 Speaker 4: Oh yes, the old wrestling grave. Yeah, we have a 89 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:12,599 traveling show that always we're all through town. It's always 90 00:04:12,759 --> 00:04:17,199 very big boys. And you know, wrestlings is very dangerous occupation, 91 00:04:17,879 --> 00:04:20,519 very high job hazard rates. 92 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,879 Speaker 1: So the arms are ultimate warriors. 93 00:04:24,079 --> 00:04:28,519 Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah, no ultimate Vario brains. Or he's a 94 00:04:28,519 --> 00:04:32,680 little racist we want to yeah sweet say yeah, no, 95 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:35,839 no Hulk Hogan's here either, but yeah, you. 96 00:04:35,839 --> 00:04:39,199 Speaker 3: Know, but he has the mustache of Hulkogan though mustache 97 00:04:39,759 --> 00:04:40,720 very yes, very good. 98 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:41,000 Speaker 4: Yeah. 99 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:45,879 Speaker 1: So mister monster Leicester, you're what like nine feet. 100 00:04:45,759 --> 00:04:50,120 Speaker 5: Eight and eleven but you know, yeah build height nine 101 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:50,759 and a half. 102 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:56,720 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, which shooes. So what made you wanna build him? 103 00:04:57,079 --> 00:05:00,959 Speaker 4: Well, you know, I I we're from the eighty hundreds. 104 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,439 I'm a single woman, you know, getting up very age. 105 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:09,279 I'm like twenty five, I'm a spinster. I'm ancient. And 106 00:05:09,399 --> 00:05:12,560 also just having a kid in eighteen hundreds is very 107 00:05:12,639 --> 00:05:15,959 dangerous childbirth, no fun, no good. 108 00:05:16,199 --> 00:05:20,519 Speaker 1: And like you always say, can't play backgammon alone. 109 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:24,560 Speaker 4: Yeah, so yes, I wanted someone to play cards with. 110 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:27,839 So I just I decided, you know what, I'm a scientist. 111 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,879 I know how to dissect frog because I can make 112 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:34,560 a person. So I made a large adult boy to 113 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:37,639 hang out with me. And he also, yeah, has decided 114 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,160 he wants to be a wrestler. Also, I guess that 115 00:05:40,319 --> 00:05:42,959 was my bad for using ale wrestler parts. But yeah, 116 00:05:44,079 --> 00:05:46,480 I'm being very encouraging because he also is a very 117 00:05:46,519 --> 00:05:51,399 good bodyguard. People not so happy that I decided to 118 00:05:51,399 --> 00:05:56,759 play God and make make a very good big baby boy. 119 00:05:57,279 --> 00:05:59,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's probably why you're down here there. 120 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:02,240 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess God wasn't happy 121 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:03,040 you played God. 122 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,240 Speaker 4: God was very unhappy. 123 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:05,839 Speaker 2: Yeah. 124 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:11,199 Speaker 4: God, God does not a fan of certain kinds of sciences. 125 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:14,199 I did a lot of good. Otherwise I stepped out 126 00:06:14,199 --> 00:06:16,079 of line, just the tiniest fit. 127 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:19,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, what were your good things then. 128 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:24,399 Speaker 4: Oh, you know, like vaccines for all of the fun 129 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:28,800 eighteen hundreds diseases where your skin just kind of sloughs off, 130 00:06:28,959 --> 00:06:32,079 And we have all kinds of very cool and fun 131 00:06:32,199 --> 00:06:36,680 contagious diseases since eighteen hundreds, So vaccines. People didn't like 132 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:39,959 those either. You know, we got some people coming out 133 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,639 with pitchforks and stuff. Basically any time I invented something 134 00:06:44,439 --> 00:06:48,720 I was experimenting with some electrical devices. People also very 135 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:54,480 frightened by that. Yeah, but creating an actual person, a 136 00:06:54,639 --> 00:06:57,120 very large son was that was a bit too far 137 00:06:57,240 --> 00:07:01,519 for everyone. But good son, very good, good boy, very 138 00:07:01,759 --> 00:07:02,800 strong boy. 139 00:07:02,959 --> 00:07:05,519 Speaker 1: Yeah, very good boy. Yes, very good boy. 140 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,120 Speaker 3: Wait so you're saying that there were anti vaxxers back 141 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,279 in the eighteen hundreds. 142 00:07:09,279 --> 00:07:12,680 Speaker 4: Oh yes, well, I mean you tell someone I can 143 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,759 kill you of this thing by giving you just a 144 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,680 little bit of this thing. It's hard to convince people 145 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:21,279 that that's all. That's fine, and I'm not just trying 146 00:07:21,319 --> 00:07:25,199 to trick them and give them skin sloughing off disease. 147 00:07:25,519 --> 00:07:28,160 Speaker 1: Man, it must have been bad, that sloughing off disease. 148 00:07:28,319 --> 00:07:30,120 Speaker 4: Yeah, it just comes off in sheets. 149 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:34,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not good, very messy, very messy, but I guess. 150 00:07:34,199 --> 00:07:37,160 Speaker 1: Convenient if you need to, you know, apply some new 151 00:07:37,199 --> 00:07:37,680 skin to. 152 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:43,680 Speaker 5: No, no, that skin bad, oh to slimy and inconsistent. 153 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:49,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, so you say they had pitchforks. So your monster 154 00:07:49,079 --> 00:07:51,160 wasn't too popular with the neighbors. 155 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:54,759 Speaker 4: Oh no, I mean first of all, yeah, he's like 156 00:07:54,879 --> 00:07:56,120 nine and a half feet tall. 157 00:07:56,319 --> 00:07:58,519 Speaker 1: Uh huh, so even just real hard. 158 00:07:58,839 --> 00:08:02,319 Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah, and how much do you do you. 159 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:07,439 Speaker 5: May now well, you know, eating bad ones, sad, so 160 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,319 only two hundred pounds. 161 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:13,399 Speaker 1: Now that's too little. We need to feed you. You're 162 00:08:13,399 --> 00:08:14,079 a growing boy. 163 00:08:14,199 --> 00:08:17,680 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's very thin if you're like nine feet tall 164 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,120 and hotter pounds. 165 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's so muscle. 166 00:08:21,639 --> 00:08:24,480 Speaker 4: He's not aggressive. He's just very forward. But even if 167 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:28,800 he wasn't so physically active, he just he can't really 168 00:08:28,839 --> 00:08:31,360 fit in places. So he was just kind of knocking 169 00:08:31,439 --> 00:08:33,919 down store signs and you know, like the type of 170 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:37,240 store sign that hangs out above the door on the hinge. 171 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:40,320 He was just always knocking those down with his head 172 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:47,759 on accents. Yeah, he just very bad like range of sight. 173 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,360 So someone was right in front of him, like there 174 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:53,759 was a whole classroom of kids walking to school, and 175 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:56,679 he's so tall and his range of sight is just 176 00:08:56,759 --> 00:08:59,240 so bad that he didn't even see just all these 177 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:01,440 kids walking in front of him, mode them right over. 178 00:09:01,799 --> 00:09:03,759 Speaker 1: Oh so yeah glasses? 179 00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:06,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, why don't Why don't you get them some 180 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:08,480 classes or maybe some new eyes? 181 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:11,080 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I could get you like some like what's 182 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:13,200 an animal where they can see like. 183 00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:17,279 Speaker 1: Eagle, yes, or like an owl where you can owl 184 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:17,879 you have. 185 00:09:17,879 --> 00:09:21,159 Speaker 4: Like three sixty degree vision, like one of those shrimps 186 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:24,720 or whatever that have like those crazy eyes spider eyes. 187 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:30,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, and everyone will love me, yes, just rather the 188 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,000 heck of it you can give them, you know, shark size, 189 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:34,519 you know how you love eyes like a doll's eyes, 190 00:09:34,559 --> 00:09:38,320 you know? Or shark bad? Sharks bad? Okay, okay, sharks 191 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:39,200 are But yeah. 192 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:40,840 Speaker 1: Do you like go to the ocean, bud? 193 00:09:41,279 --> 00:09:45,240 Speaker 5: No, too big creates existential dread. 194 00:09:45,879 --> 00:09:47,440 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so. 195 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:50,399 Speaker 3: Monster, you said that you wanted to become a pro wrestler. 196 00:09:51,039 --> 00:09:52,799 Can you demonstrate your your finishing? 197 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:53,799 Speaker 1: Move on? Chris here? 198 00:09:54,519 --> 00:09:58,919 Speaker 5: Yes, Chris, come here, Okay, but really half of the 199 00:09:58,919 --> 00:09:59,919 work has to be done. 200 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:03,320 Speaker 1: Are you all right? Just go ahead follow his lead? Chris? 201 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:10,120 What is your finish called the monster mash? 202 00:10:10,279 --> 00:10:10,360 Speaker 4: It. 203 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,519 Speaker 3: He's right through the floor. Wow, Chris, I can't even 204 00:10:12,559 --> 00:10:16,320 see him. He's just smushed down there. He's going back 205 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:16,799 out of the whole. 206 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:20,679 Speaker 1: No, your job is to stay okay. 207 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:25,679 Speaker 4: There like that, taking him right to sue Plexburg. 208 00:10:26,399 --> 00:10:28,799 Speaker 1: So did you always get along or did he ever? 209 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:32,080 Speaker 3: Did he have his terrible toos or anything like that? Sorry, 210 00:10:32,159 --> 00:10:34,559 Chris's lungs are you know, completely destroyed? 211 00:10:34,639 --> 00:10:38,039 Speaker 4: I can see that. Well, I can help you fix 212 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:43,039 that later. No, he he's always been a very good 213 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:47,240 you know, he's gonna have his terrible tools and be 214 00:10:48,039 --> 00:10:51,080 you know, but that's that's how being an it's not bad. 215 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:54,440 You're just being your beautiful natural self is what being 216 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:59,480 a baby is. You're you know, you're discovering your your 217 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:03,399 world and if you act out, but that's that's natural 218 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:10,120 and natural. Yes, all all natural. You're wonderful and perfect. No, 219 00:11:10,279 --> 00:11:15,399 he's always been a very perfect big baby's terrible too. 220 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:16,159 Speaker 1: How old is he? 221 00:11:16,559 --> 00:11:20,600 Speaker 4: Oh he's too so yes, so he's too. 222 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:24,120 Speaker 3: Still okay, wellbody's gonna hit real hard man. 223 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:27,799 Speaker 1: Just a warning. So how did how did y'all die? 224 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:31,759 Speaker 4: Oh? Angry moll, But I mean I not a surprise, 225 00:11:31,879 --> 00:11:34,559 is it all? It's spen. You know, it's just kind 226 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:37,320 of a matter of time. But you know, we got 227 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:39,840 the pitchforks. We're just punctured full of holes. 228 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:40,159 Speaker 3: Yeah. 229 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:42,840 Speaker 4: Fire, He's very scared of fire. So I thought that 230 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:45,720 was very rude for them to bring fire. And they 231 00:11:45,799 --> 00:11:47,879 knew that they that he is very scared of fire. 232 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,440 It just it didn't have to go that far. 233 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:55,360 Speaker 1: You like grasp Pokemon? Yeah, like Pokemon, but. 234 00:11:55,679 --> 00:12:00,279 Speaker 4: He loves his Pokemon. He loves the pokemons. Yes, your 235 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,039 favorite Pokemon. 236 00:12:01,759 --> 00:12:10,240 Speaker 1: Favorite Pokemon. Geo dude, Geo dude. But Geo dude needs legs, Mom. 237 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:14,039 Speaker 4: Help, I will will do a Geo dude with legs. 238 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:16,399 Speaker 3: Yes, you can find any like hit mo on Lee's 239 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,879 laying around screw them on there? 240 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:22,000 Speaker 1: So have you have you? Have you made any other 241 00:12:22,759 --> 00:12:24,360 creations besides your monster? 242 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:24,879 Speaker 3: Oh? 243 00:12:24,919 --> 00:12:28,320 Speaker 4: I've tried making some pets. None of those have really 244 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:31,159 fucked out. You know, like you know how some people 245 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:34,279 are afraid of adopting because you don't know what you're 246 00:12:34,279 --> 00:12:38,399 going to get, even though I disagree shouldn't adopt, don't shop, 247 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:43,759 But it's like that fear of adopting and not knowing 248 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:48,159 what you're gonna get. Times a bajillion because you're just 249 00:12:48,279 --> 00:12:51,720 kind of picking parts out of the pet cemetery. And 250 00:12:51,759 --> 00:12:55,240 also it's a pet cemetery, so it's super cursed as 251 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,840 pet cemeteries are, so I. 252 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:58,200 Speaker 1: Just them still alive. 253 00:12:58,519 --> 00:13:03,399 Speaker 4: Yeah, so I've just created some absolute affronts to God 254 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,919 and those had to be put down almost immediately. So 255 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:10,480 God was already not pleased with me before I made 256 00:13:10,759 --> 00:13:11,240 my son. 257 00:13:11,759 --> 00:13:16,000 Speaker 2: So was this your your first try at building a 258 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:19,000 human or you know, were there any like trial runs 259 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,120 or duds? 260 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:24,639 Speaker 4: Oh, we had a few duds. I've never really had 261 00:13:24,759 --> 00:13:28,200 any become as self aware? Is that my little boy here? 262 00:13:28,919 --> 00:13:31,759 You know, you make one and it's kind of you're 263 00:13:31,919 --> 00:13:35,759 familiar action with some other creations I've made. The typical 264 00:13:35,919 --> 00:13:38,600 you think of Frankenstein's Monster, and it's just kind of 265 00:13:39,879 --> 00:13:44,080 that's what happens. He's talking in full sentences already. He's 266 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:49,840 like two sometimes sometimes yes, Well, you know, it's all 267 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,559 it's a learning Yeah, everyone learns at their own pace. 268 00:13:52,759 --> 00:13:55,159 And I love to play, you know, I really like 269 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:58,440 board games and cards and parlor games, and it's not 270 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,200 very fun when you're active. But his partner can only 271 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,879 grunt and they don't really have a sense of like 272 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,480 object permanence. 273 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:06,399 Speaker 2: Or you know. 274 00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:09,879 Speaker 4: So charades are not great. Uh huh, it's just it's 275 00:14:09,919 --> 00:14:13,440 no good. They're like goldfish memory. It doesn't work so good. 276 00:14:13,679 --> 00:14:16,440 Speaker 1: So if I hit under this desk right now, then yeah, 277 00:14:16,639 --> 00:14:18,240 are you would know? 278 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:21,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, you're he You would still be absolutely screwed if 279 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:23,840 he was looking for you, like he would know you 280 00:14:23,919 --> 00:14:26,159 as there. But monster, some of my some of my 281 00:14:26,279 --> 00:14:30,240 other my past creations, you, as far as they were concerned, 282 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:33,360 you would be just gone. You'd be like an avoid somewhere. 283 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,399 They would have no idea you got it. But not 284 00:14:35,519 --> 00:14:38,279 this boy. This boy will come find you whatever. You know. 285 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,600 Speaker 1: He knows he's smart. 286 00:14:39,799 --> 00:14:40,120 Speaker 4: Yeah. 287 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,960 Speaker 3: So you know he said he's about two, So are 288 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,639 you raising him like a typical two year old? I mean, 289 00:14:45,639 --> 00:14:47,279 does he have his own car seat, you know, in 290 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,200 your pt cruiser? 291 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,960 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and I think you know he's two, So 292 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,200 I think you are going to start doing those Tuddler 293 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:57,600 pageants because he also, you know, he's so talented. Yeah, 294 00:14:57,639 --> 00:14:59,679 so his talent will be he can wrestle. I mean, 295 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,200 he'll just absolutely kicked the ship out of all the 296 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,519 other kids. He's so big he could just pick them up. 297 00:15:04,519 --> 00:15:06,120 And toss them around. 298 00:15:06,399 --> 00:15:09,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, no one left to win but me exactly. 299 00:15:09,559 --> 00:15:12,679 Speaker 4: Has been by default. We get the price money and 300 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,200 beat up all the evil babies in hell. 301 00:15:16,279 --> 00:15:17,600 Speaker 1: There are a lot of them. Lots. 302 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:20,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh there's evil babies in hell. What is what 303 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,720 does a baby have to do? 304 00:15:22,039 --> 00:15:25,600 Speaker 1: You know, drawing the walls? Let me see us teeth? 305 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:30,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, be born? Like what Protestant? What's like the correct 306 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:31,440 one down here? 307 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,000 Speaker 1: Caw fitness? 308 00:15:34,519 --> 00:15:36,919 Speaker 3: We can't we can't say we don't need the people 309 00:15:36,919 --> 00:15:37,279 on earth? 310 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:39,840 Speaker 1: So what do you? What do you eat? But what 311 00:15:39,399 --> 00:15:40,840 do you what does he typically eat? 312 00:15:41,039 --> 00:15:44,440 Speaker 4: Oh? His diet right now? You know he's a picky baby, 313 00:15:44,519 --> 00:15:49,120 like so many kids are. He loves stakhums. Do you 314 00:15:49,159 --> 00:15:50,120 know steakhoums? 315 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:55,000 Speaker 1: No, no clue, Now what is this? Steakhm yum yum steakums? 316 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:59,279 Speaker 4: Stakums? Are you fucking find them in the frozen food aisle? 317 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:03,840 They were very popular in the nineties, the eighteen nineties rather, 318 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:08,240 but they they have a TikTok, I believe. So yeah, 319 00:16:08,279 --> 00:16:13,559 that was just frozen sheets of meat. Frozen meat good 320 00:16:13,919 --> 00:16:15,559 best served with ketchup. 321 00:16:15,879 --> 00:16:18,879 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, did you just eat him raw? No? 322 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:22,799 Speaker 5: I mean in a hurry, but you eat him up, 323 00:16:23,279 --> 00:16:25,240 and then you dreads them and. 324 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:29,000 Speaker 4: Ketchup and sometimes wrap them in a tortilla. 325 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,480 Speaker 1: No, bad, bad, bad bad. 326 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:34,360 Speaker 4: Okay, I was trying trying to slip that in. Maybe 327 00:16:34,399 --> 00:16:38,240 we'll get somers yeah, okay, yeah, so I'm trying to 328 00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:41,240 figure something out so he doesn't get scurvy. 329 00:16:41,519 --> 00:16:46,919 Speaker 3: But some broccoli broccoli bad? 330 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,279 Speaker 1: Okay? Alright, forgive me sorry. 331 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,159 Speaker 2: Do you ever take him to like, I don't know, 332 00:16:51,279 --> 00:16:53,799 daycare or anything? Is I mean it seems like a 333 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,879 bit of a handful. Does he have like a babysitter 334 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:56,440 or anything. 335 00:16:56,759 --> 00:17:01,240 Speaker 4: Oh, we've tried a few babysitters just not go well 336 00:17:01,639 --> 00:17:04,400 because again, you know, now he has a bad idea 337 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:09,319 of when I physically leave a room, I still exist. 338 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:12,359 You know, we figured that out together. He's he has 339 00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:14,359 a handle on that. But for a while it was 340 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,200 the same thing as with other babies, where as soon 341 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,640 as I exit a room, it was like I disappear, 342 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:23,160 and all the babysitters who are with him whence that happens? 343 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:26,319 He just assumed that they were like a witch or something. 344 00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:28,039 Speaker 1: Oh, which is bad. 345 00:17:28,279 --> 00:17:33,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, so we lost a few baby babysitters and good stitches. Yeah, 346 00:17:34,039 --> 00:17:37,480 also a thing that the townspeople were mad about. And God. Also, 347 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,559 I am realizing and I was kind of wondering at 348 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:43,400 the beginning of this why I was even really in 349 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:47,559 hell besides my experiments of trying to play god. But no, 350 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:52,920 there's plenty of other reasons to kill babysitters. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 351 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,160 there's actually quite a list. 352 00:17:54,279 --> 00:17:58,559 Speaker 2: So how many accidents with other humans has he had? 353 00:17:59,160 --> 00:17:59,400 Speaker 1: Oh? 354 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:02,920 Speaker 4: Boy, the latest one was genuinely an accident. He just 355 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,039 wanted to try wrestling. 356 00:18:04,839 --> 00:18:07,640 Speaker 1: Need to train. So do you have a stage name 357 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,799 for your wrestling career year. 358 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,440 Speaker 4: Yet? Is that your real name? Also, it's not your. 359 00:18:17,279 --> 00:18:19,400 Speaker 1: Real name else get copyrighted. 360 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:23,839 Speaker 4: Yes, you don't want your real name getting copyrighted by 361 00:18:24,519 --> 00:18:27,720 Vince McMahon, the chuck Man. Also, he's I know, he's 362 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,200 still technically live, but he hangs out. 363 00:18:30,079 --> 00:18:31,640 Speaker 1: Here all the time. 364 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:36,079 Speaker 3: He comes down your own So, doctor Frankenstein, you know 365 00:18:36,279 --> 00:18:40,119 you're a successful doctor. You know, it seems like you've 366 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,319 kind of been single for a while. Hence, you know 367 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,240 why you made your own baby boy. So how's the 368 00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:46,559 dating life been, you know? 369 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,319 Speaker 1: With monster? 370 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:47,559 Speaker 4: Here? 371 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,359 Speaker 1: Is there no groom of Frankenstein? 372 00:18:49,559 --> 00:18:53,119 Speaker 4: Oh, it's you know, I don't know what I was 373 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,799 expecting it. It's even harder now because on top of 374 00:18:56,319 --> 00:18:59,720 you know, men are very intimidated by my intelligence and 375 00:18:59,799 --> 00:19:01,519 the fact that I am a doctor and I'm very 376 00:19:01,799 --> 00:19:04,400 successful in my own right. You know. On top of that, 377 00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:07,359 I've already got a kid, and that's that's rough. And 378 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,640 then on top of that that kids is like nine 379 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,200 feet tall and will throw you through the floor. 380 00:19:12,799 --> 00:19:15,119 Speaker 5: Also, I just have to make sure that any man 381 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,599 trying to court my mother is good enough for her. 382 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,119 Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense. 383 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,640 Speaker 4: What's your checklist for tall? 384 00:19:23,359 --> 00:19:29,599 Speaker 3: Okay, so do you know, monster, do you ever do 385 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:32,799 the thing where has your mom ever met a gentleman 386 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,960 that you really enjoyed and then you asked him like, 387 00:19:35,279 --> 00:19:37,440 are you my dad? You know, like, how has it 388 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:41,559 been from your perspective? No, Generally, first thing I do 389 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,519 is wrestle with him, and that's usually the end. 390 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:48,599 Speaker 4: Yeah. I think it's getting to the point where I 391 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:53,279 need to make a groom of Frankenstein, you know, gotta. 392 00:19:53,079 --> 00:19:56,799 Speaker 1: Do that all would that be my brother? No, that 393 00:19:56,880 --> 00:20:01,440 would be your new dad, or you make him like 394 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:02,480 you made me. 395 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,759 Speaker 4: Oh, that is a problem. 396 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,640 Speaker 1: Had get into some like dark web stuff here. 397 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,759 Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess it is. Technically it be like like 398 00:20:10,839 --> 00:20:13,920 a dad brother, Oh that's no good. Other dad, I 399 00:20:14,039 --> 00:20:14,920 need to rethink that. 400 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,000 Speaker 1: You can always go to Arkansas or Mississippi. 401 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,000 Speaker 4: There you go. 402 00:20:19,599 --> 00:20:22,119 Speaker 1: Yeah, So do you ever have to like replace any 403 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,039 parts on your boy? 404 00:20:24,079 --> 00:20:24,200 Speaker 4: Here? 405 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,039 Speaker 1: What's the maintenance? 406 00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:28,559 Speaker 4: Like? Yeah, we we swap pots, arms and legs, especially 407 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,279 those get the most fant hairs. 408 00:20:30,519 --> 00:20:33,119 Speaker 1: That's just so long they get caught in things. 409 00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:37,160 Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know they're all technically dead people pots, 410 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:42,279 so the connective tissues aren't fantastic. So he'll, you know, 411 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:46,480 stuff gets snagged on things. Sometimes we'll be walking home 412 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,599 and he'll realize after a few minutes that, you know, 413 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,720 his hand fell off and we can't find it. 414 00:20:52,079 --> 00:20:54,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, look hard. Fine. 415 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, do you carry like spars kind of like a 416 00:20:57,039 --> 00:20:59,160 spare tire, but like the tires a little bit smaller 417 00:20:59,240 --> 00:20:59,920 than the normal one. 418 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,680 Speaker 4: Like oh, yeah, we wheel around a cooler with us 419 00:21:02,839 --> 00:21:08,839 at all times with just you know, yeah, temporary hands, 420 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,559 so that when we gets home we can put on 421 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,519 a real fun Yeah, that's smart, that's smart. 422 00:21:13,519 --> 00:21:15,680 Speaker 1: Talking bad me bored? 423 00:21:16,079 --> 00:21:19,079 Speaker 3: Oh you're kind of losing He's not not being entertained 424 00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:21,400 right now? Is that what's going on? Biggest, very. 425 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:23,640 Speaker 4: Fun. 426 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,079 Speaker 1: Chris, grab the tablet? Would you tablet? 427 00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:28,240 Speaker 4: Games? Yeah? 428 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:32,920 Speaker 1: Good games? Yeah, cartoons yeah yeah, here you go, give 429 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,200 you to him, Chris. Here you go. It's a little 430 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,480 Amazon Fire tablet. 431 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:43,759 Speaker 4: Okay, it's okay. 432 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:49,160 Speaker 3: Wow, he plowed him into the ground. Well uh okay, 433 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:52,559 Well Chris is basically just guts on the floor. 434 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:59,039 Speaker 4: Oh my god, he's a hamburger meat pile on. 435 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,119 Speaker 1: No, that's steak jo Jojo. 436 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,599 Speaker 3: Put that down, get out of your mouth. Well you know, 437 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,720 I mean you got spare parts right here. I mean 438 00:22:05,799 --> 00:22:07,480 doctor Frank said, what do you want to That's true. 439 00:22:07,599 --> 00:22:09,680 Speaker 4: I have the cooler of spirit parts. 440 00:22:10,039 --> 00:22:11,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, you want to give him an upgrade? I 441 00:22:11,559 --> 00:22:14,000 mean I see some I see some brain matter there. 442 00:22:14,519 --> 00:22:16,319 Let me see. We gotta we got a trace up here. 443 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:20,200 Speaker 4: I mean, oh yeah, do you want a brain upgrade? 444 00:22:20,559 --> 00:22:23,319 That's very special. That's very nice of him to offer 445 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,599 birthday gift, birthday present. 446 00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:28,200 Speaker 1: Oh there we go. Okay, here we go. Let's let's 447 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,319 get I'll get on my toolbox. 448 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,599 Speaker 4: It's not his birthday, but if he says it is, 449 00:22:31,799 --> 00:22:33,920 you just have to go. Birthday just had to kind 450 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:38,039 of go with it. Birthday slip out. 451 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,039 Speaker 1: Yeah, birthday gift. 452 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:43,720 Speaker 3: Yes, no birthday candles though, that's yeah, okay, no candles. 453 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:47,599 Speaker 4: Okay, so sits very still darling. Okay, so we're going 454 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:51,160 to let's say I need an Alan rynch. Here you go, Okay, 455 00:22:51,279 --> 00:22:54,279 think you're just gonna unscrew the bolts on the side 456 00:22:54,319 --> 00:22:55,079 of your head. 457 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:55,720 Speaker 5: Okay. 458 00:22:56,039 --> 00:22:58,640 Speaker 4: Uh, you know it's funny he has his neck bolts 459 00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,000 like I know he'll follow part of my take them out, 460 00:23:01,039 --> 00:23:02,880 but I'm not one hundred percentual of what they do. 461 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:03,319 Speaker 1: Yeah. 462 00:23:03,559 --> 00:23:05,480 Speaker 3: I always imagine that they're for jump starting him. But 463 00:23:05,599 --> 00:23:08,880 you know, yeah, here's the power screwdriver. 464 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:09,519 Speaker 1: Here, here's that. 465 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:13,240 Speaker 4: Yes, that's the think you got power to? Uh? Do 466 00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,759 we have like a table song. 467 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:18,480 Speaker 1: That'll be yeah, yeah, here's that. There you go, Oh. 468 00:23:18,519 --> 00:23:21,240 Speaker 4: Perfect, let's set that up and we'll just kind of 469 00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:24,240 mash this brain stuff in here there. 470 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:26,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, very good. 471 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,880 Speaker 4: There you go the top of his head just like 472 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:34,079 a punch bowls. It looks like we're making sangrion. It's brain. 473 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,599 There's so much stuff in here. 474 00:23:35,519 --> 00:23:38,400 Speaker 1: Now, a lot of brains. He's a very smart point. 475 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:42,279 Speaker 4: Yeah, there's very big brains. Lots of brain folds and 476 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:45,079 brain matter. Okay, so we'll just kind of smash that 477 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:45,640 all in there. 478 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,119 Speaker 1: Okayen that up. 479 00:23:47,599 --> 00:23:50,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, we can get some like gorilla glue. Oh yeah, sure, 480 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,720 here here's the two here you yeah's headshot? 481 00:23:54,839 --> 00:23:55,200 Speaker 1: All right? 482 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,599 Speaker 4: Okay, big guy, yep, okay, so let me get you 483 00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:58,880 all rebooted. 484 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:04,119 Speaker 1: I mean, oh wow, it's quite advanced. All right. Hey, 485 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:05,240 how do you feel the guy? 486 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:06,119 Speaker 3: Hey? 487 00:24:06,799 --> 00:24:08,720 Speaker 4: What? Oh? 488 00:24:08,759 --> 00:24:09,400 Speaker 1: Wow? Wow? 489 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:12,960 Speaker 3: His voice had changing everything you doing? Okay, Bud, Yeah, 490 00:24:13,079 --> 00:24:16,160 my head hurts. Yeah yeah, you we just we just 491 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,160 give you a brain upgrade. Your mom did, how are 492 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,200 you feeling? Feeling good? 493 00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:20,480 Speaker 1: I guess what? 494 00:24:20,799 --> 00:24:21,000 Speaker 5: Mom? 495 00:24:21,079 --> 00:24:22,319 Speaker 1: You touched my head? 496 00:24:22,799 --> 00:24:26,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, it was your birthday, birthday with. 497 00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:29,359 Speaker 1: These people watching, you know, touching my head? 498 00:24:29,559 --> 00:24:31,799 Speaker 4: You don't remember any what do you remember? 499 00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:37,000 Speaker 1: I remember? I remember fire bad and stake Them's good? 500 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:38,359 Speaker 5: Yeah? 501 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,839 Speaker 1: Do you remember destroying Chris and beating him into a 502 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,680 bloody pulp over there? Who that guy? That guy sucks? Yeah? 503 00:24:45,799 --> 00:24:47,160 Speaker 4: Oh that's not nice. 504 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,400 Speaker 1: No, no, no, he sounds perfectly healthy. I think your 505 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:50,599 boy's perfectly good. 506 00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:52,920 Speaker 4: Yeah, I think he Maybe he's just. 507 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:57,839 Speaker 3: Talking about we want I'm standing right here us see 508 00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:01,599 all right, Well, someone entered their teens Oh no, what 509 00:25:01,759 --> 00:25:02,440 have I done? 510 00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:05,160 Speaker 1: He's fine? Oh no, mom, what did you do? 511 00:25:05,759 --> 00:25:08,319 Speaker 4: Oh I've created a monster? 512 00:25:08,839 --> 00:25:11,039 Speaker 1: Oh no, it's fine. Oh Chris, say, Chris is back. 513 00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:12,720 Hey Chris, how you doing. Are you feeling. 514 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:15,720 Speaker 4: Had hurt? 515 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:16,119 Speaker 3: Bad? 516 00:25:16,319 --> 00:25:19,480 Speaker 1: Oh no? Oh well, oh my god, this guy sounds 517 00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:20,079 so annoying. 518 00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:23,680 Speaker 4: Oh dear, okay, well we should probably fix this. 519 00:25:23,799 --> 00:25:26,680 Speaker 1: Huh yeah tacums. Me wants tacums. 520 00:25:26,799 --> 00:25:28,640 Speaker 4: Oh no, they both want stakhms. 521 00:25:28,839 --> 00:25:30,839 Speaker 1: Did we cross the wires? Did we get some of 522 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:34,160 his into theirs? And wait, you're into stakums too? Me 523 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,359 like steak of steak of good? Oh all right, this 524 00:25:37,519 --> 00:25:40,640 guy's okay. They're making friends. Look at that's cute. 525 00:25:40,759 --> 00:25:43,960 Speaker 4: They're good. I'm glad that. That's the genetic trait that 526 00:25:44,599 --> 00:25:48,559 seems to really stick, very strong, the craving for stakums. 527 00:25:48,759 --> 00:25:52,680 Speaker 1: We're talking about my strength. Oh my god, do that me? Chris, 528 00:25:53,079 --> 00:25:56,680 me die me make podcast? My god, shut off. 529 00:25:57,519 --> 00:25:59,200 Speaker 4: That's that is not fair. 530 00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:02,839 Speaker 1: I did not to be so at all, Mom, you 531 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,200 just made me in a laugh. I'd even asked to 532 00:26:05,279 --> 00:26:05,720 be made. 533 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:09,359 Speaker 4: No one asked to be made. That's the tragedy of being. 534 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,319 Speaker 1: A huge time. It happens when people just fuck around 535 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:12,960 and spill this. 536 00:26:14,319 --> 00:26:18,880 Speaker 4: Who who told you that Clayton? Did Clayton? You told him? What? 537 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,839 S he x us? No? 538 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,920 Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I don't know what he's talking about. Hey, hey, buddy, Hey, 539 00:26:25,079 --> 00:26:27,119 and you have poured all over your walls. Man, you 540 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,359 don't think I'm looking at that? Oh god, Oh, I'm 541 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,799 so sorry, doctor Frankenstein. This is this is horribly embarrassing. 542 00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:34,920 Speaker 3: Hey, hey, buddy, hey, I got you some Chris. I 543 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,880 got you some some Pokemon cards. You love Pokemon? 544 00:26:38,039 --> 00:26:38,200 Speaker 5: Right? 545 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:39,400 Speaker 1: I got Pokemon? 546 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:40,759 Speaker 4: What? What is this? 547 00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:44,079 Speaker 1: What is this baby ship that you're giving me? Oh? 548 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,279 Speaker 4: No, but you love the Pokemon. 549 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,240 Speaker 1: Pokemon suck up so fast? 550 00:26:49,559 --> 00:26:51,880 Speaker 4: Will it make you feel about her? We go home, 551 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:55,640 we can play some cuts. You know you love Canastan. 552 00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:58,119 Speaker 1: I don't want to play games with my mom. 553 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:02,400 Speaker 4: God, you were made to play board games with your mother. 554 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,480 Speaker 1: That's like the dream of board game. 555 00:27:04,559 --> 00:27:06,720 Speaker 4: You get to just hang out with your mom all day. 556 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd rather be in heaven. 557 00:27:08,519 --> 00:27:11,440 Speaker 4: Oh my god, so rude. What have I done? 558 00:27:11,599 --> 00:27:13,119 Speaker 1: It's okay, let me play Fortnite. 559 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:16,799 Speaker 4: God, they grow up so fast and he hates me. 560 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,720 Speaker 1: Now, I'm so sorry, doctor Frankens. 561 00:27:19,079 --> 00:27:22,079 Speaker 4: I missed when you were just a little nine feet hot. 562 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:25,680 Speaker 1: When you would leave me alone. Oh great, I'm so 563 00:27:26,079 --> 00:27:28,720 done with this. I'm going to get steak by. 564 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:31,960 Speaker 4: Use the. 565 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:34,160 Speaker 3: Yeah. 566 00:27:35,599 --> 00:27:37,480 Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm so I'm so sorry. 567 00:27:37,839 --> 00:27:39,559 Speaker 1: It's okay, we're gonna go on this. 568 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,559 Speaker 4: I'm gonna go calm him down. I'm telling him it's 569 00:27:41,559 --> 00:27:42,079 his birthday. 570 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:42,799 Speaker 1: Can okay? 571 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,799 Speaker 3: Yeah, kids are kids will be kids. I'm sure you'll 572 00:27:44,799 --> 00:27:47,319 fix this, doctor Franken's sign. I mean, it'll be fine, 573 00:27:47,319 --> 00:27:47,960 don't worry about it. 574 00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:51,119 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll fix this before he turns into like a 575 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,319 scary adult, not just a teenager. I'll work on it. 576 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:58,319 I'm sorry, I'll pay for the replacement drive all down here. No, 577 00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,160 it's so sorry. 578 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, he just kool aid man through it. But that's 579 00:28:01,519 --> 00:28:04,279 that's fine. Don't worry about it time, okay, all right, well, hey, 580 00:28:04,319 --> 00:28:06,359 he's great having you on. Oh boy, bye. 581 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,920 Speaker 4: Bye bye bye. Yes, it was such an honor being here. 582 00:28:10,799 --> 00:28:14,160 I'll have to. Oh, I'll come back and fix your 583 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:19,039 brain too. I'm I'm so sorry. Okay, Oh my gosh, 584 00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:20,880 they grow up so fast. 585 00:28:21,279 --> 00:28:24,160 Speaker 3: All right, all right, bye guys, good bye, Oh boy, 586 00:28:24,319 --> 00:28:25,440 Chris wows me? 587 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,200 Speaker 1: What podcast? 588 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:27,519 Speaker 4: What? 589 00:28:27,839 --> 00:28:30,759 Speaker 1: Yes? This is a podcast. What podcast is talkie? 590 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:31,160 Speaker 3: Yeah? 591 00:28:31,559 --> 00:28:34,440 Speaker 1: Very good, Chris. Okay, well we're gonna wrap this thing up. Chris. 592 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:38,880 You on your final subscribe what what subscribe? Subscribe? Okay, yeah, 593 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:39,279 very good. 594 00:28:39,559 --> 00:28:43,079 Speaker 3: Make sure you subscribe friends you have none, Tell your 595 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:46,960 friends about our podcast, share, share with your friends, anything. 596 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:51,039 Speaker 1: Else, Chris. Pictures on social media okay, drawing? Oh yeah, 597 00:28:51,119 --> 00:28:51,640 very good, Chris. 598 00:28:52,039 --> 00:28:53,480 Speaker 3: If you have any fan art, you can send it 599 00:28:53,519 --> 00:28:56,000 to at Morning from Hell on Twitter and Instagram. And 600 00:28:56,119 --> 00:28:58,519 we also have episode arts, you know, made by some 601 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,319 of our favorite community arts, so you can check him 602 00:29:01,359 --> 00:29:05,480 out there. All right, Chris, well, hey, pictures, Yes, we're 603 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:06,400 already talking about pictures. 604 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:09,640 Speaker 1: Chris, alright, pictures, Okay, all right, go ahead. And what 605 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,559 do we say at the end of each epis Chris. 606 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:26,759 Speaker 2: Al right, Hell, Clayton, thank you so much, James and 607 00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:28,960 Chelsea from Dead Meat, It's great to have you all back, 608 00:29:29,079 --> 00:29:31,400 y'all r in an episode what like six months ago 609 00:29:31,599 --> 00:29:35,279 or h yeah, yeah that sounds right. Yeah, A lot 610 00:29:35,599 --> 00:29:37,799 a lot has changed, but not in a good way though. 611 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:38,880 We're still we're. 612 00:29:38,759 --> 00:29:42,559 Speaker 1: All still stuck, I know. Yeah that was pre COVID, Yeah, 613 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:43,799 the before times. 614 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:48,480 Speaker 4: Yes, Tis Bloody Mary is Bloody Mary. 615 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:53,240 Speaker 1: And and Jack the Ripper the wedding. So what have 616 00:29:53,359 --> 00:29:55,839 you all been up to recently? Not getting married? 617 00:29:56,119 --> 00:30:00,160 Speaker 4: Yes, but we just moved to a new place. I'm 618 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:04,920 actually redesigning the entire podcast sets, so I I took 619 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,400 October off to do that. So there's actually been a 620 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:12,200 lot more like Halloween spooky stuff on the main Dead 621 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:15,000 Meat channel, but the podcast has been off for the 622 00:30:15,079 --> 00:30:16,759 last month, so that we're coming back with like a 623 00:30:16,799 --> 00:30:19,359 whole new redesigned set and everything. 624 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,440 Speaker 1: It looks very cool. Which are you guys building the 625 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:22,319 set out of your house? 626 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:22,599 Speaker 3: Oh? 627 00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:26,279 Speaker 4: Yeah, everything like we So now we have separate sets 628 00:30:26,359 --> 00:30:29,799 because we were recording the podcast just the kill Count set, 629 00:30:30,279 --> 00:30:32,880 which is fine, but I couldn't really decorate, you know, 630 00:30:33,039 --> 00:30:35,519 I couldn't decorate it to be like my own little show. 631 00:30:35,839 --> 00:30:38,599 But now the podcast set has like its own room 632 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,799 that it's in, so I don't have to worry about 633 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,039 like disturbing whatever James is working on. And I got 634 00:30:44,119 --> 00:30:46,359 to kind of make the podcast its own show. 635 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,000 Speaker 1: And the kill Count set isn't in our dining room. 636 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,200 Speaker 4: So yeah, that's right. We have a Yeah, now we 637 00:30:51,319 --> 00:30:54,160 have like a table to eat food. At which is exciting. 638 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,559 Speaker 3: Well, now I'm wondering if I should build like a 639 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:58,240 hell set in my house and just like just oh, 640 00:30:58,279 --> 00:30:58,920 I recommend it. 641 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,079 Speaker 1: It's great, it's pretty. 642 00:31:00,039 --> 00:31:01,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you could just leave cameras and lights 643 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,079 set up. It's very nice. 644 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,839 Speaker 1: So for people who aren't familiar with Dead and Meat, 645 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:07,880 what all are you all up to? 646 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,559 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a YouTube channel with the kill Count series 647 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:13,839 and some other videos series and then also the Dead 648 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,079 Meat podcast. 649 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,279 Speaker 4: Yeah where we also we do film reviews, and we 650 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:22,960 also do like film history horror film history specifically. We 651 00:31:23,039 --> 00:31:25,160 also will play games. Every once in a while I'll. 652 00:31:25,039 --> 00:31:27,000 Speaker 1: Come up with like fun games that we people love 653 00:31:27,039 --> 00:31:27,400 the games. 654 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:28,880 Speaker 4: The games are fun. Like the last one of the 655 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,480 last ones we did we did before the break. Since 656 00:31:31,559 --> 00:31:34,519 we were like house hunting, I decided to look up 657 00:31:35,039 --> 00:31:40,599 filming locations of different horror like famous horror houses because 658 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,920 real estate websites will have estimates for like what they 659 00:31:43,039 --> 00:31:45,160 last sold for and stuff. So we did like we 660 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,960 kind of went house shopping and James had to kind 661 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,720 of guess based on our experience house shopping how expensive 662 00:31:51,799 --> 00:31:54,880 with the whorehouses are very they're very expensive, but most 663 00:31:54,920 --> 00:32:00,519 of these like in l A. Yeah, yeah, do stuff 664 00:32:00,559 --> 00:32:01,680 like that, just goofy stuff. 665 00:32:01,799 --> 00:32:03,200 Speaker 1: What was the most expensive horrorhouse? 666 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:03,799 Speaker 3: Oh? 667 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:08,039 Speaker 1: Man, almost really expensive, to be clear, horror house. 668 00:32:10,599 --> 00:32:12,799 Speaker 4: The I mean the night were at Elm Street house 669 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,400 is very I mean that's like the dream but I 670 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,839 think that was two like maybe almost three mil. 671 00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:20,200 Speaker 3: Yeah. 672 00:32:20,799 --> 00:32:22,920 Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's smack in the middle of LA Yeah. 673 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,640 One that it actually weirdly enough, like right after we 674 00:32:25,759 --> 00:32:28,880 recorded that episode, it went up for sale. The Buffalo 675 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,319 Bill's house from Uh Sounds of the Lambs just. 676 00:32:32,359 --> 00:32:33,680 Speaker 1: Went up Who Wouldn't want to live? 677 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,119 Speaker 4: Yes, that just went up for sale for I think 678 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,279 it's like two hundred thousand dollars. It's very cheap. It's 679 00:32:39,279 --> 00:32:43,359 actually like real life, very cute house. Uh does not 680 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:44,079 look like it did. 681 00:32:44,759 --> 00:32:47,920 Speaker 1: I wonder if that hurts this the resale value Buffalo 682 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:48,480 Bill's house. 683 00:32:48,559 --> 00:32:51,720 Speaker 4: I have no idea. I think if it's I think 684 00:32:51,759 --> 00:32:56,400 if something is a filming location, it doesn't really hurt it. 685 00:32:57,039 --> 00:33:00,079 I think the difference is if something actually terrible happened, then. 686 00:33:00,279 --> 00:33:03,640 Speaker 1: There's just sea stand scratches all over the walls. Yeah 687 00:33:03,839 --> 00:33:05,799 right right, Well. 688 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,680 Speaker 2: Thank you so much for coming on again. Uh, where 689 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,599 can people find your podcast. Just search for a dead 690 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:11,240 meat podcast. 691 00:33:11,359 --> 00:33:15,640 Speaker 4: Yes, demi podcast on any app you listen to podcasts, 692 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,599 and it's the dead meat YouTube. 693 00:33:18,839 --> 00:33:21,680 Speaker 3: Slash YouTube dot com slash dead meat. Yeah, I should 694 00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,119 get you there. Or just search for dead meat on YouTube. 695 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:30,720 You'll you'll see us. Yeah steak, that's from my actual 696 00:33:30,799 --> 00:33:36,000 childhood diet. Come on, parents, We doing all right. Thanks guys, 697 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,640 Thank you all so much for coming on, Thank you 698 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:38,240 for having us. 699 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:39,119 Speaker 1: Great to be back.