1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:00,600 Speaker 1: Uh. 2 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:04,080 Speaker 2: Kyle tells Jess about Selene taking kisses from him, and 3 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:07,200 Jess says, it's okay, she ate me out. 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:26,320 Speaker 3: Hilo. 5 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,519 Speaker 2: Welcome to another Brands making new episode of Bad TV. 6 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:33,159 I'm Dylan. That is Patty Hey permission a couple board randed. 7 00:00:33,719 --> 00:00:34,200 How are you? 8 00:00:34,799 --> 00:00:36,679 Speaker 1: I'm doing good? And what you been up to? 9 00:00:37,799 --> 00:00:40,320 Speaker 2: What you been up to today? Up to what you 10 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:41,119 been do it today? 11 00:00:42,039 --> 00:00:45,359 Speaker 1: I watched like five episodes of Diners, Drive Ins, and Dives. 12 00:00:45,399 --> 00:00:50,039 Love it, love it Also my phone, you know, uh 13 00:00:50,079 --> 00:00:53,719 it told me Dell. Did you hear this? Unfortunately, a yachtie, 14 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:55,960 a worker on one of those luxury yachts and the 15 00:00:56,039 --> 00:00:59,640 Caribbean murdered by a co worker. When I'm not making 16 00:00:59,679 --> 00:01:00,159 light of it. 17 00:01:00,039 --> 00:01:01,759 Speaker 2: It's real. I mean, they don't call it a pressure 18 00:01:01,799 --> 00:01:04,319 cooker for nothing. You know, I've I think I've talked 19 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:07,879 about this on the podcast before. But my daughter has 20 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,200 a lot of hair on the back of her head, 21 00:01:09,239 --> 00:01:13,200 so we call we call her Trey Reynolds CPA. And 22 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:15,040 we were me and my wife were doing a jag 23 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:21,159 where Trey Reynolds CPA actually were tired from accounting and 24 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:25,280 moved to Pooh Town, Illinois to open up a pistromi 25 00:01:25,359 --> 00:01:29,719 sandwich shop on Guy Fieri actually stopped by on Triple 26 00:01:29,799 --> 00:01:34,439 D and try the sandwich and uh and it's a 27 00:01:34,519 --> 00:01:36,599 it's a great story. You know. It's just somebody who 28 00:01:36,719 --> 00:01:41,040 was ground down by the ones of the zero and 29 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:46,079 numbers really just wanted to smoke meat. And you don't 30 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:49,000 guy who's better at getting that life story out of 31 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:50,920 a person out of Trey Reynolds. 32 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:51,280 Speaker 1: And Guy Fieri. 33 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:55,439 Speaker 2: Nobody, nobody, not one person. Wow, a couple skull rings on, 34 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:56,200 you know. 35 00:01:56,439 --> 00:01:57,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got that spiky hair. 36 00:01:57,879 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, anyways, five stars words. 37 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:04,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, and again I apologize if it seems like we 38 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:08,319 were un empathetic to the poor young girl that died. 39 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,280 I just had read that before we started the show. 40 00:02:10,319 --> 00:02:11,439 I was like, oh my god. 41 00:02:11,479 --> 00:02:15,680 Speaker 2: You know it's so crazy, like, you know, the California fires. 42 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:19,560 I'm sure that people in let's say, let's say Wyoming, 43 00:02:19,599 --> 00:02:22,479 we're like, oh wow, that's crazy. When you're in it, 44 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,639 You're like, the freeways could shut down. We could all 45 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:27,159 be eating each other's intestines in seventy two hours, you 46 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:30,280 know what I mean. It really feels intense when you're 47 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:32,280 like I think about the floods, and I'm like, oh, 48 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,800 that's horrible. But I'm sure the people that are actually 49 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:38,520 going through it really really bad. Right, If you're a 50 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:42,159 sea rat and you get killed, that's probably a huge 51 00:02:42,159 --> 00:02:46,840 bummer for that person and for the family. But for us, 52 00:02:46,879 --> 00:02:48,840 being so far away from the story, we're just kind 53 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:51,560 of like sea rats. I'm surprised more sea rats out. 54 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:54,159 Speaker 1: I was trying to see where you're going. Yeah, when 55 00:02:54,199 --> 00:02:56,639 you're not actually in it experience. 56 00:02:56,199 --> 00:02:58,639 Speaker 2: You can you Could you come off like a sociopathy? Yes? 57 00:02:58,719 --> 00:03:02,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And I apologize if that's how we appear 58 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:05,400 me too. Yes, No, I get that. Now you have 59 00:03:05,439 --> 00:03:07,840 to walk in someone's shoes to really understand what's going 60 00:03:07,879 --> 00:03:11,719 on with their lives. Mm hmm all right, so blow deck. 61 00:03:11,599 --> 00:03:14,319 Speaker 2: Huh, Blow deck Huh. What an episode it was? 62 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:14,759 Speaker 1: Yes? 63 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,400 Speaker 2: It was. Yeah. Let's read some reviews real quick though. 64 00:03:17,479 --> 00:03:21,719 Speaker 1: Oh boy, what positive or negative? 65 00:03:21,879 --> 00:03:27,759 Speaker 2: Positive? Five stars from Nikki seventeen seventeen love this pot 66 00:03:27,759 --> 00:03:29,840 I literally enjoy it more than the show. They have 67 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,639 to have ads to make money. Thank you for defending 68 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:33,080 the add. 69 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,479 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because that last reviewer said that they hated 70 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,159 us now because we had too many ads. 71 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:40,759 Speaker 2: This is an older one from lisz k I nine 72 00:03:40,919 --> 00:03:43,080 fifty five. I love me some Bravo shows and love 73 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:45,479 to hear these guys, including Ruby's perspective on this smile. 74 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,759 I mean, thank you, guys, we really appreciate it. 75 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:48,199 Speaker 3: Uh. 76 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,759 Speaker 2: Jumping the iTunes rated reviews, leave five stars any one's 77 00:03:50,759 --> 00:03:54,599 in there. Don't don't ask questions you don't want to 78 00:03:54,639 --> 00:04:00,080 know the answer to. I mean, freaking you're walking and 79 00:04:00,199 --> 00:04:02,800 in this maze trying to find this freaking minotaur that's 80 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,560 gonna actually rip your head off. You know what I'm 81 00:04:04,599 --> 00:04:07,800 talking about. Yes, I do Patreon dot com, Slash another 82 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:11,879 podcast network. We're doing Miami for Miami, Real Housewives of 83 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:14,479 Miami coming after that, we'll be traders. 84 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:17,160 Speaker 1: Yeah. And by the way, don't sign up for Patreon 85 00:04:17,319 --> 00:04:19,680 and go hey, I'm trying to listen to the first 86 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:23,879 episode of the of Real Housewives of Miami and they 87 00:04:23,879 --> 00:04:26,680 didn't do it. We're not doing the first three episodes. 88 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,480 We're just gonna pick up with episode four. 89 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:34,240 Speaker 2: Give me a break, give us a break. Okay, So 90 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:38,240 what you been up to? How was this episode for you? Huhh? 91 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:42,120 Speaker 1: I like the episode? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's really unfortunate 92 00:04:42,199 --> 00:04:45,560 that event Planner didn't get his name as a chiron 93 00:04:45,639 --> 00:04:47,199 on the screen, just a vent. 94 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:50,759 Speaker 2: Plan Can we have his social media handles? Because this 95 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:51,959 man is a star? 96 00:04:52,279 --> 00:04:53,279 Speaker 1: He killed it? 97 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:59,079 Speaker 2: Uh uh, I'm sorry you brought Carnival to the doc 98 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:02,519 in twelve hours? Who does that? Somebody with a phone 99 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:04,519 that's really working overtime. 100 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:06,879 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's also got a good network of people. 101 00:05:06,959 --> 00:05:09,040 Speaker 2: Absolutely absolutely all. 102 00:05:09,199 --> 00:05:10,519 Speaker 1: You're gonna give your thoughts a not so or you 103 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:10,800 want me to. 104 00:05:10,839 --> 00:05:12,639 Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, I thought it was a pretty bad episode. 105 00:05:12,639 --> 00:05:15,000 I'm gonna give it at one pot. Listen, we go 106 00:05:15,079 --> 00:05:18,879 through the you know, the the the the the gears. 107 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:24,560 Is that is that? I don't think, So go through 108 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:27,839 the gears. Go through the gears. That's not a thing. 109 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,439 Speaker 1: Right, gears, go through the gears. 110 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,959 Speaker 2: No, I don't think. No, it's not a thing. So 111 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,240 we go through them this episode. And it's fun stuff, 112 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:37,120 a lot of cool lesbo stuff. Still, you know, that's 113 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:40,800 pretty cool and I'm excited to see Babs get into 114 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,240 the mix there, you know, that's cool. I gotta say. 115 00:05:43,399 --> 00:05:46,600 You know, Jess is a little fire starter. Jess is 116 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,240 really a hot commodity. 117 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,199 Speaker 1: On this But you know, I want to say this 118 00:05:50,279 --> 00:05:53,160 and I'm referring to Ole Sole. It's nice to know 119 00:05:53,279 --> 00:05:59,360 that dirty, cheating, manipulative male boastss don't have a monopoly 120 00:05:59,639 --> 00:06:01,879 on in people's hearts on this these vestils. 121 00:06:01,959 --> 00:06:05,120 Speaker 2: Well, I don't think Sark de Solene is breaking anybody's heart. 122 00:06:05,639 --> 00:06:08,839 I think that, uh, Kyle is just going through something 123 00:06:08,959 --> 00:06:11,439 and uh it's it's puppy love, you know. So there's 124 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:15,639 no real notebook anything there. But listen, we've got Celene, 125 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,480 We've got Jess, We've got Bats, We've got Kyle. Everyone 126 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:21,040 is in this little ball of snakes. Love it. Demo's 127 00:06:21,079 --> 00:06:23,759 still not in the show, which is a problem. If 128 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:27,560 you watch the trailer, Damo is going to be involved 129 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,519 in That makes as well. I mean, my goodness, gracious, 130 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,360 so Demo will be on the show. But the thing 131 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:38,720 that gives me the most hope is that they've incorporated 132 00:06:38,759 --> 00:06:40,759 something that we've been begging for for some time. 133 00:06:41,399 --> 00:06:42,839 Speaker 1: Ah the Food Network shots. 134 00:06:43,399 --> 00:06:48,800 Speaker 2: No, definitely, We've always asked for a little bit of 135 00:06:48,839 --> 00:06:52,079 a real world situation with the Sea Rats. Now we've 136 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:55,079 talked about them going to split and finding them in 137 00:06:55,279 --> 00:06:59,040 the halfway house and just filming them. But this we're 138 00:06:59,079 --> 00:07:02,439 going to get a little too day intermission of Just 139 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:03,680 the Sea Rats Party. 140 00:07:03,759 --> 00:07:05,560 Speaker 1: Dylan, I'm so glad you brought this up at the 141 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:07,879 top of the show in your thoughts and nots. Yeah, okay, 142 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,360 one pot so I happen to know this, Bravo. Was 143 00:07:12,160 --> 00:07:14,959 they were toiling with this concept of sea rats all 144 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,240 living in a house boat with each other. A friend 145 00:07:17,279 --> 00:07:22,680 of the show, Gabby Baradragun, was part of and she 146 00:07:23,079 --> 00:07:27,240 ended up being on season two of Sailing, but her 147 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,839 first show that they were going to cast her for 148 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:32,360 was a version of this. I think this is a 149 00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:34,720 test little episode. 150 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:38,399 Speaker 2: They should do it every season, every season because we 151 00:07:38,439 --> 00:07:41,720 don't need we need to break up the monotony of 152 00:07:42,959 --> 00:07:45,959 the blow job shots and the champagne and the crew 153 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,639 and the cooking and stuff like that. And let's get 154 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:50,680 give us a little Scooby Doo intermission. 155 00:07:50,959 --> 00:07:54,800 Speaker 1: Fine, but here's what sea rats do. They just start 156 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:58,639 drinking at nine am. Yeah, and they keep doing it 157 00:07:58,639 --> 00:07:59,160 all day long. 158 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:02,639 Speaker 2: Well, listen, you never know unless you try fair enough. 159 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:09,319 Speaker 1: One, Okay, demon, Don, you are a creation of the 160 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:10,160 devil himself. 161 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:10,800 Speaker 2: Yep. 162 00:08:12,519 --> 00:08:15,759 Speaker 1: In the dictionary for obnoxious white trash. They should just 163 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,920 have a photo of you, Don. I don't like you and. 164 00:08:17,879 --> 00:08:20,720 Speaker 2: A lot of people say it's guy Fiery, and it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 165 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:21,279 no no. 166 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:26,040 Speaker 1: It's Demon done. I hate Demon don You're one of 167 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:30,439 the worst people I've ever seen this. Yeah, I dare you. 168 00:08:31,399 --> 00:08:33,600 I dare you to reach out to us to come 169 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,879 on the show. I'll be fair to you. 170 00:08:35,679 --> 00:08:37,639 Speaker 2: Because I don't like to doesn't sound like. 171 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:41,399 Speaker 1: No no no you Dylan and our former co host. 172 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:44,159 You guys like to be really insulting with people that 173 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:47,039 agreed to come on as guests. I will not come 174 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:51,799 after you a coward. No, I'm respectful. I have questions 175 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:55,480 for you and Jason when you guys weren't even the primaries, 176 00:08:55,519 --> 00:08:57,879 you losers. It's a guy named Curtis and his. 177 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:59,200 Speaker 2: Wife Laura Lovely. 178 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:03,360 Speaker 1: They were lovely. I feel bad because like the Sea 179 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:06,000 Rats basically are like get otty here when they finally laught, 180 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:10,080 like I are gross. Ye, No, Curtis and Laura were fine, lovely. 181 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:14,559 There are only crimes where they did not tell Demon 182 00:09:14,639 --> 00:09:20,440 Dawn and Jack asked Jason to tamp it down, you know. Yeah, anyway, 183 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:22,799 I didn't hate the episode as much as you. I'm 184 00:09:22,799 --> 00:09:24,799 going to give it fourteen pots. 185 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,639 Speaker 2: All right, let's get into it. Last week left off 186 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:29,360 that random guy that wants to get into events didn't 187 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,840 have anything set up. And I like this guy. He's like, 188 00:09:31,879 --> 00:09:35,960 it's fun, it'll be fun. Yeah, he knows the carnival's coming. 189 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:39,639 Speaker 1: Yeah. When we start the episode, we're looking at a 190 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:42,679 dock and the only thing there was a lizard doing 191 00:09:42,679 --> 00:09:46,679 what lizards do, bumping up and down. Nope, looking apathetic 192 00:09:46,759 --> 00:09:47,960 about life's prospects. 193 00:09:48,039 --> 00:09:50,200 Speaker 2: I love little lizzies. We got a lot of little 194 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:53,120 lizzies at the at the apartment and silver like, and 195 00:09:53,399 --> 00:09:55,679 they dance all over the place and they're just so 196 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:57,879 gosh darn cute. 197 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,840 Speaker 1: My next life, I want to come back as a 198 00:10:01,159 --> 00:10:03,759 who needs dreams or goals. Hey, Pat, what are you doing? 199 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:04,639 I don't know. 200 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,840 Speaker 2: I'm doing push ups in the sun right now. Bro. 201 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:09,600 Speaker 1: I might eat a I don't know, cricket later and 202 00:10:09,879 --> 00:10:11,600 I think I'll just sit here till tomorrow. 203 00:10:11,759 --> 00:10:13,840 Speaker 2: You know what, that's a great point, all Liz. They're 204 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:17,399 all spiccolis. You know what I'm talking about. 205 00:10:17,879 --> 00:10:20,200 Speaker 1: I kind of feel like it's our time, mister Ham. 206 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, mister hand, leave me a lot of doing push 207 00:10:22,919 --> 00:10:24,840 ups in the sun. I'm gonna go to cricket so 208 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:30,200 to be fair too, Fraze, he is justifiably stressed out. 209 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,440 He needs a stag, he needs a DJ, he needs 210 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:33,320 fire breathers. 211 00:10:33,519 --> 00:10:37,120 Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, Dylan, you and I, as we touched 212 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:40,440 on in the last episode, are in fact event planners 213 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,200 and coordinators. 214 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:42,840 Speaker 2: We did know we're we're not. 215 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:44,000 Speaker 1: We weren't come on. 216 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:46,600 Speaker 2: We did like three events were we wore a hat, 217 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:49,000 but we're we definitely don't have the capes. 218 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:53,720 Speaker 1: Okay, first off, they're pissed off. There's no fire dancers 219 00:10:53,759 --> 00:10:56,799 here or bands, DJs or crowd, no one to be seen. 220 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:01,639 You would not have any of those people at this out. Yeah, 221 00:11:01,679 --> 00:11:03,960 all we need is a fucking stage At this point, 222 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,080 I'd be happy with stage. 223 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,080 Speaker 2: They should have done an open mic night and sound 224 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,240 That would have been crazy. An open mic night. 225 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,559 Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey, del funny story with the Offspring when we 226 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,720 book them to play one of the events that you 227 00:11:14,759 --> 00:11:18,919 and I planned at some point, you know, because Offspring 228 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:21,240 would play, but we'd have to have openers, and normally 229 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,960 that would be people that work for the company going 230 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,480 hey can I open up for Offspring? And I'd be 231 00:11:26,559 --> 00:11:30,120 the person that says, yeah, that's fine. So, uh, Offspring's manager, 232 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:30,960 who was kind of a dick. 233 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,919 Speaker 2: And but but before you move on, the person that 234 00:11:34,039 --> 00:11:34,960 wanted to open. 235 00:11:34,759 --> 00:11:36,639 Speaker 1: Up, I don't say no, no, no, I'm not going. 236 00:11:36,399 --> 00:11:38,639 Speaker 2: To but the person that wanted to open up. One 237 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:41,360 was a beautiful person who I love very much. The 238 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:44,159 other was one of the saddest people I've ever met 239 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:47,840 my life. And no, no, no, no, no no. I mean. 240 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:50,679 Speaker 1: So anyway, I liked both. 241 00:11:50,759 --> 00:11:52,360 Speaker 2: But they would be like, I'm going to do an 242 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:52,960 hour and a half. 243 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:58,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. So as I'm the manager, says I want 244 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:00,519 to talk to Pat. So I go in there. I'm 245 00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:03,519 sitting at this table and we can hear the band 246 00:12:03,919 --> 00:12:07,159 opening for Offspring outside, and we're talking about like money 247 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:08,799 or something like that, how much they want to get 248 00:12:08,799 --> 00:12:12,200 paid or something. Yeah, and uh he stops and he 249 00:12:12,279 --> 00:12:16,639 goes what is that? And I go, ah, what do 250 00:12:16,679 --> 00:12:20,679 you mean the band? Who is this horrible band? 251 00:12:20,799 --> 00:12:24,720 Speaker 2: Yeah? I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, well they're no 252 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:27,759 worse than yours. You just happened to come along at 253 00:12:27,799 --> 00:12:30,679 a time where people were open to this kind of 254 00:12:30,679 --> 00:12:32,159 hortun referring Offspring. 255 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,840 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I was never a. 256 00:12:34,799 --> 00:12:39,399 Speaker 2: Fan do it to me, baby. Yeah, I know, I. 257 00:12:39,399 --> 00:12:41,639 Speaker 1: Met the girl that did the uhah ah. 258 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:44,679 Speaker 2: Fucking high art. All right, Tonight is a VIP party, 259 00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:47,159 so it's gonna be big and it's gonna be a 260 00:12:47,159 --> 00:12:49,639 big time dinner for Anthony. Now, like Carrie said, you 261 00:12:49,639 --> 00:12:52,919 can't do everything. In fact, you can't do most things. 262 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:57,360 So Anthony's gonna just pair it back Jess and love off. 263 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,879 Speaker 1: Before we move on. Yes, so they we did get 264 00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,240 some Food Network food. 265 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:07,840 Speaker 2: Shots absolutely so pork chop turning over a lovely crust achieved. 266 00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:11,000 Speaker 1: We'll get to your review in a second. Now. Chef 267 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,480 Anthony is feeling pretty good about himself, but there is 268 00:13:13,519 --> 00:13:16,480 a pass that he cannot forget. Yeah, he had served 269 00:13:16,559 --> 00:13:21,240 cold food, tasteless food to Jill Zarin and that was bad. 270 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:21,759 Speaker 2: Yeah. 271 00:13:21,799 --> 00:13:24,159 Speaker 1: And also let's not forget that his uncle had sex 272 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:24,720 with his wife. 273 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,120 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah one. 274 00:13:27,519 --> 00:13:31,639 Speaker 1: So his monitor now is he'll prepare simple, simple lunch 275 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:37,480 and then focus more on dinner. Hashtag no shit, dumbass. 276 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,360 Speaker 2: Yes, and Love Island are still pretty cudly. 277 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,960 Speaker 1: Yeah. Am I too hard on Chef Anthony? 278 00:13:43,559 --> 00:13:47,799 Speaker 2: I mean, listen, Chef Anthony is one of the sweetest 279 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:50,120 people we've seen on this show, so it's tough to 280 00:13:50,159 --> 00:13:52,559 make fun of him, but there's a lot of material there. 281 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,519 I mean, when he hugs Catnus at the end of 282 00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:58,799 this episode, it is just, oh my gosh, he's so 283 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,600 full of love. But his uncle did bang. 284 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:06,039 Speaker 1: That's right, And to be fair to me, I've only 285 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:09,200 made fun of things that he's done in the kitchen 286 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:11,440 and I well, it's not like I had sex with 287 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:11,960 his wife. 288 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,879 Speaker 2: No, no, no, But but what you just said there is 289 00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:18,200 a lie. You've made fun of him for his uncle 290 00:14:18,279 --> 00:14:20,720 banging his wife and that has nothing to do with 291 00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:24,519 his food, literally nothing, and you make fun of him 292 00:14:24,559 --> 00:14:28,840 for it almost every episode. So we can all work 293 00:14:28,879 --> 00:14:31,919 on stuff. Jess and Love Island are pretty coddily still, 294 00:14:31,919 --> 00:14:33,919 and Kyle is devastated because he wears his heart on 295 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,879 his sleeve and he's going to he's losing his girl 296 00:14:37,039 --> 00:14:40,440 to j Just now, you gotta say something, just calm down. 297 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,639 Speaker 1: Oh okay, I agree with that. Now he realizes Ola 298 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,159 is being a little cruel, playing with his emotions, because 299 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:50,320 when he's in a relationship he says this, He's all 300 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:53,840 in it appears ole could care less how it makes 301 00:14:53,919 --> 00:14:57,960 him feel. Yes, and the Great part about being a guy, yeah, 302 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,000 is he'll still have sex with you. 303 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:05,600 Speaker 2: Well, Cirque de solan is is an ein Randian example 304 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,679 of perfection. She is only doing what she wants to do, 305 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:13,480 and what she wants to do is anything she wants. 306 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:17,799 And so Kyle needs to let that butterfly fly. She'll 307 00:15:17,799 --> 00:15:20,000 come back, she comes back to you, she'll be Your 308 00:15:21,279 --> 00:15:24,440 lunch is going to be a Province sal tart, nice 309 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,960 wa deconstructed, and a pork chop for the pig. 310 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:32,440 Speaker 1: Okay, So, whenever the line at subway at this particular 311 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:37,399 subway sandwich shop in Glendell, the line's too long, I 312 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,240 can't wait. I can't wait in a line. No, there's 313 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:42,759 a bakery right next door. I've tried this exact same 314 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:43,919 dish at that place. 315 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,759 Speaker 2: Provinceal tart, wonderful. 316 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,879 Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it's wonderful. 317 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:52,240 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, Well, I mean it's pizza on a croissant. Yeah, 318 00:15:52,279 --> 00:15:55,399 you can't go wrong with a little puff pastry and 319 00:15:55,519 --> 00:16:00,360 some some French prepared vegetables. So the Nicewa salad is 320 00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:07,519 among the most disgusting salads in castronomy. It is you know, no, 321 00:16:07,639 --> 00:16:09,440 please all right, tell me if you'd eat this salad, 322 00:16:10,519 --> 00:16:18,759 hard boiled eck, green beans, tuna, no olives. 323 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:23,480 Speaker 1: No gross gross. Oh man, when you said the eggs, 324 00:16:23,519 --> 00:16:24,799 I thought we were going for the cob. 325 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:29,519 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, no we're not. We're going into 326 00:16:29,919 --> 00:16:33,919 nice and uh we're putting tuna and green beans. 327 00:16:33,919 --> 00:16:36,440 Speaker 1: Who the fucking vents the salad like that? You have 328 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,639 to have a lack of resource. The French put that 329 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:39,200 in my face. 330 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:43,240 Speaker 2: The French. All right, so hugo boss is uh no, no, no, 331 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,399 we get a little sea red history on. 332 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:52,039 Speaker 1: Rainbow once again, they're a lot. 333 00:16:52,159 --> 00:16:56,480 Speaker 2: I would like to to for the leather record state 334 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,840 I would like to call our cat neus moving forward cat. 335 00:16:59,759 --> 00:17:05,799 Speaker 1: You know what? Yes, okay, so Catess. We keep getting 336 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:09,519 look backs on her troubled, very child stuff. It's like 337 00:17:09,559 --> 00:17:11,880 the fourth time they've cut back to Yeah, hey guys, 338 00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:14,680 why hide the ball? Just show the video of her 339 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,559 holding her sister's severed head announcing it's finished. 340 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's finished. And I didn't want to do this. 341 00:17:22,599 --> 00:17:27,640 Yeah yes, yeah, she's involved and wrapped up in a 342 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:32,200 lot of conflict, and that's because she was forcibly they 343 00:17:32,279 --> 00:17:34,160 to chop her sister's fucking head. 344 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,799 Speaker 1: Off, both of them. Well, the other one, to be fair, 345 00:17:37,119 --> 00:17:39,880 wasn't chopped off. It exploded when an arrow with fire 346 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,720 on it entered her orbital socket. And you know we 347 00:17:42,759 --> 00:17:44,480 know what that does. Hey, I do want to say 348 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:48,960 this Rainbow. Try some small talk with Olay. 349 00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:51,839 Speaker 2: She's tried to be nice to Olay. Ola is a 350 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:52,480 mean girl. 351 00:17:52,759 --> 00:17:56,640 Speaker 1: I feel like I'm in the matrix. This is what 352 00:17:56,680 --> 00:18:00,319 you do with small talk. What's your least favorite dish 353 00:18:00,359 --> 00:18:04,000 to wash? That's not gonna work with old frenchie here. 354 00:18:04,559 --> 00:18:06,759 You ask her what her favorite sexual position? 355 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,599 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, her favorite? He's got four hours, 356 00:18:09,759 --> 00:18:12,440 her favorite show, her favorite. You know, there are plenty 357 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:15,039 of ways to talk to Solane. Ask her about France. 358 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,799 You know, she's probably very proud of France. Right, So, 359 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,960 Hugo Boss's first test is getting through the bridge. They 360 00:18:21,039 --> 00:18:24,079 do it with Flying Colors and Carrie. He's like a 361 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:28,759 praying fat so three hours until the dog party and 362 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,200 the tensions are ratcheting up. Fraser says dinner will be 363 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:33,279 between seven and eight, And this is where we start 364 00:18:33,319 --> 00:18:37,720 to turn Anthony into an arrested development character because he 365 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:43,240 has a conversation that he needs to have with Fred Fraser. 366 00:18:43,279 --> 00:18:45,599 Speaker 1: He's got a chip on his shoulder. He's really uh 367 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,759 still pissed about getting fired. And I think he said 368 00:18:50,319 --> 00:18:53,599 it's the only time he's ever been fired, which. 369 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:59,279 Speaker 2: Is wrong because before you say this, guy, ask does 370 00:18:59,279 --> 00:19:04,559 this have anything to do with the kitchen A technically 371 00:19:04,559 --> 00:19:07,359 it's okay. If it's not, well, okay, go ahead and 372 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,680 talk about the time you were going to talk about 373 00:19:09,759 --> 00:19:10,559 him getting fired. 374 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:14,680 Speaker 1: Oh, well, he was fired when his wife allowed his 375 00:19:14,799 --> 00:19:16,519 uncle to bend her over a table. 376 00:19:16,559 --> 00:19:19,359 Speaker 2: Well, you don't have to be so crass, my god, 377 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:23,119 bender over a stool. You don't know, even more crass 378 00:19:24,519 --> 00:19:27,079 a stool, and you don't know if it was that 379 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,480 kind of crude, barmade kind of love making, it could 380 00:19:30,519 --> 00:19:31,559 have been very sensual. 381 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,480 Speaker 1: Now it has to be hot and fast. 382 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:36,559 Speaker 2: I mean, what do you mean it has to be 383 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:37,359 hot and fast? 384 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:40,559 Speaker 1: Well, they got to it's oh if you're having an affair, 385 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,759 yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gotta be at like some 386 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:46,680 ceed hotel yeah yeah yeah, or his house when he's 387 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:47,400 not home. 388 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:49,480 Speaker 2: Right right, right, because I could imagine it's like, uh, 389 00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:53,680 we've got to do this very quickly. He's watching along 390 00:19:53,799 --> 00:19:59,359 came Polly and crying again, you know, and there's a 391 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,319 stool there, right, I'm picking up what you're putting. 392 00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:02,880 Speaker 1: I understand. 393 00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:14,799 Speaker 2: But listen. Uh good. So the girls get a little. 394 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:18,680 Speaker 1: Coz I love a snuggle party, and but old A 395 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:22,599 tells us she's the door still open for Kyle. 396 00:20:23,119 --> 00:20:27,720 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah. I mean listen, this is this 397 00:20:27,799 --> 00:20:30,400 is a game of bumper cars. Okay, you know what, 398 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,160 are you just gonna hit one over and over and 399 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,599 over again? That would be crazy, be boring, it'd be boring. 400 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,720 We get to the experience of the Saint David Carnival, 401 00:20:37,759 --> 00:20:39,880 and boy did Fraser knock it out of the park. 402 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,880 But not really Fraser, kind of by proxy. I mean 403 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:46,960 this this young upstart event coordinator. I do think that 404 00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:49,400 he needs to work for a Golden Voice. 405 00:20:49,559 --> 00:20:53,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. Although the budget was right where 406 00:20:53,279 --> 00:20:55,000 it needs to be twenty grand, I would. 407 00:20:54,839 --> 00:20:57,640 Speaker 2: Say that that looked like twenty grand's worth of stuff 408 00:20:57,759 --> 00:20:59,680 in a day. I mean, listen, if you want to 409 00:21:00,079 --> 00:21:03,960 pay for expedited fire breathers, you're gonna pay a premium. 410 00:21:04,599 --> 00:21:08,960 You know, fire breathers don't just come next day air. 411 00:21:09,039 --> 00:21:10,279 You know you got to give him some time. 412 00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:12,160 Speaker 1: Well let me just say this about this, because I 413 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,240 put on a lot of events and I want toot 414 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,559 my own horn. But the party did look great, and 415 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,440 I have to give it to this event planner. When 416 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:24,359 you have people on stilts blowing fire, it's a banger. 417 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:30,240 It's a banger. I want to say. Meanwhile, maybe I 418 00:21:30,319 --> 00:21:31,599 just had we. 419 00:21:31,519 --> 00:21:34,079 Speaker 2: Could be at a freaking hospice party where everybody's kind 420 00:21:34,079 --> 00:21:38,240 of somber gathered around Estelle, you know, because she's dying. No, 421 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:43,160 just a Stelle. You chuck a fire breather in that 422 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,920 that hospice room. Things are really really fun. 423 00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:47,720 Speaker 1: Now. 424 00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:51,319 Speaker 2: Incidentally, the entire hospice word burned down and it was 425 00:21:51,319 --> 00:21:54,279 actually careless to have him come, but it did make 426 00:21:54,319 --> 00:21:57,720 it a little spicier. Yah, yeah, you know what I'm talking. 427 00:21:57,759 --> 00:22:00,359 Speaker 1: And good for them, good the good new for them, 428 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,480 as half of them didn't even know what was happening. 429 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,240 Speaker 2: No, they couldn't feel anything. And it begs the question, 430 00:22:05,279 --> 00:22:06,599 what was the point of paying all the money to 431 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:11,039 keep them alive like that? Right? What are we doing? Well? 432 00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:13,400 Speaker 1: I think we're gonna I don't want to get into 433 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,799 youth in Asia, but I think that's the direction we 434 00:22:15,839 --> 00:22:19,079 may be coming in America. Yeah, so that'll be me though, 435 00:22:19,079 --> 00:22:22,440 I'll be like Elliot Quinton, No, I'm fine. I don't 436 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,480 want to be put to death. You're like Dad, You're 437 00:22:24,519 --> 00:22:29,200 not yourself. You don't know what you're saying, Like no, no, no, no. 438 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,680 Speaker 2: No, Yeah, I know this is Jacob who is that. 439 00:22:32,799 --> 00:22:37,559 He's gonna take you youth in Asia more like a 440 00:22:37,599 --> 00:22:42,839 fucking incinerator. My gosh, did I tell you how much 441 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:46,920 I hated make he seventeen? Dude? Get this? 442 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:50,839 Speaker 1: I know you told me. Like these cute, little wormy 443 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,880 buggy things, they're so delightful, and they do horrible things 444 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,279 to them. Anyway, I show my wife the trailer this 445 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,720 like two nights ago, and she's like, not for me, 446 00:22:58,759 --> 00:23:01,079 she doesn't like sci fi. And then I looked what 447 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,640 the director had done before this. I'm like, let's give 448 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,519 this guy a shot. Who's the actor, the main actor 449 00:23:06,559 --> 00:23:10,759 from Larbara Pattinson. Okay, he has the weirdest voice afflect. 450 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:14,119 Speaker 2: Well, he's doing a character. He's doing a. 451 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:18,559 Speaker 1: I got it in fun. It's very annoying. That movie sucks. 452 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,440 Speaker 2: It's one of the worst movies I've ever seen it. 453 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:25,200 Speaker 1: I appreciate doing different things. I probably have thirty minutes 454 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,440 left and I'm not gonna watch. 455 00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:27,960 Speaker 2: It, I mean neither. I turned it off with thirty 456 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:28,599 minutes left to go. 457 00:23:28,759 --> 00:23:30,079 Speaker 1: Oh you did, yeah, Okay. 458 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,599 Speaker 2: When they continued to torch torture the little things, I 459 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:37,039 was like, there's no there's no point in doing that. 460 00:23:37,599 --> 00:23:42,319 There's no point I'm turning it off. Fuck it. Hate 461 00:23:42,319 --> 00:23:42,880 that movie. 462 00:23:43,079 --> 00:23:43,759 Speaker 1: I don't like it. 463 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:44,599 Speaker 2: God damn it. 464 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,920 Speaker 1: But it's a bummer because they put so much money 465 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,240 into this weird vision. 466 00:23:48,519 --> 00:23:51,920 Speaker 2: And you know what, let me say this too, parasites overrated. 467 00:23:52,519 --> 00:23:53,559 Come at me, thank you. 468 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:54,160 Speaker 1: I agree. 469 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:58,440 Speaker 2: Barbara and Jess have a thing going now. I'm excited 470 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,319 to see where that goes. Let's get to dinner, though. 471 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,559 First up, we've got well, I think the entire dinner 472 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,160 is really a bunch of little mouse bouches. 473 00:24:06,519 --> 00:24:08,960 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right, I was gonna ask you that. 474 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,119 I thought it was just or d'us like I thought 475 00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:13,039 he was gonna it was night. 476 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,559 Speaker 2: No, it was little orders because they were partying, they 477 00:24:15,559 --> 00:24:20,519 were moving, so he made them baby shit soup, shrimp 478 00:24:20,599 --> 00:24:25,000 cocktail in a spoon, little sandwiches cut in four quarters, 479 00:24:25,079 --> 00:24:28,279 and steak bites that were too big according to demon Don. 480 00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:30,759 According to demon Don, and they were too big I mean, 481 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,440 if you're gonna do a steak bite, it's got to 482 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,759 be a bite. I thought it was lovely. 483 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,680 Speaker 1: I thought it was absolutely I didn't complain about it. 484 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,440 Who I just the next thing I knew they were 485 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,519 the guests were just going to bed, all right? 486 00:24:41,559 --> 00:24:44,200 Speaker 2: So what about a croke? A croke, monsieur? Do you 487 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,920 know what that is? A croak? 488 00:24:46,599 --> 00:24:47,799 Speaker 1: Isn't that like basically like. 489 00:24:47,759 --> 00:24:52,000 Speaker 2: A grilled cheese with with h burnet or bordelaise on 490 00:24:52,039 --> 00:24:54,759 top of No, what is it? Get in the comments? 491 00:24:54,839 --> 00:24:57,119 Let us know what? What's the sauce on top? Oh? 492 00:24:57,279 --> 00:24:59,480 Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I'm gonna do a couple of things that 493 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:02,799 we didn't get. Meanwhile, Barbes lets us know. If it 494 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:07,119 weren't for her friendship with ole Sole, she might go 495 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:15,279 down for a stash rash and then demon Dawn. When 496 00:25:15,599 --> 00:25:19,759 Fraser breaks a glass by accident, God forbid, he drops something, 497 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,960 she proceeds to hover over him and mock and comment 498 00:25:24,079 --> 00:25:28,480 on the cleanup. Patty's pet peeve of the week When 499 00:25:28,559 --> 00:25:32,359 someone has an accident, don't be the person that labors 500 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,319 over the incident. 501 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,359 Speaker 2: Have you ever did you? You're not making it any better? 502 00:25:37,039 --> 00:25:40,319 What do you mean don't, don't labor, don't don't hover. 503 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,920 Speaker 1: He saw you trip over there? Yeah, man, you really 504 00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:44,519 ate shit. 505 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,279 Speaker 2: Yeah, and this is a lizard. 506 00:25:47,799 --> 00:25:51,799 Speaker 1: No, this is like just some douchebag thing that I'm creating. Yeah, 507 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,799 you really should watch where you're going. Man. 508 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:57,799 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Man, your bone is sticking out of 509 00:25:57,799 --> 00:25:58,359 your forearm. 510 00:25:58,759 --> 00:26:00,880 Speaker 1: Well it looks like it hurts. 511 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,200 Speaker 2: Man. Yeah, who are these people? Yeah? 512 00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:05,160 Speaker 1: I think it's an old person thing. I think this 513 00:26:05,319 --> 00:26:07,839 may be flooded out of this generation. 514 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,880 Speaker 2: Oh. I don't want to put this on old people. 515 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:13,200 I think Don is just a little Donnie. He is old. 516 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:22,119 Though Don does saggy. Don doesn't doesn't right, you know, 517 00:26:20,799 --> 00:26:24,680 you trigger me the way that she triggers you. But 518 00:26:25,799 --> 00:26:27,799 she does drink and then she gets very loud and 519 00:26:28,039 --> 00:26:32,440 quite annoying. But where is damo? Selene is flirting with 520 00:26:32,519 --> 00:26:35,960 the gang, and it's distracting both groups. Selene is affecting 521 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,319 the interior and justice ifering the exterior. There's trouble in 522 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,720 really cool Lesbo Paradise. 523 00:26:40,759 --> 00:26:43,640 Speaker 1: Okay, So I think what you're referring to here is 524 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,559 is this the exterior meeting where they discuss a plan. 525 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,319 Speaker 2: Yeah, and Jess is just completely. 526 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,279 Speaker 1: Okay, So the plan is the guys are gonna spend 527 00:26:51,319 --> 00:26:54,359 all night picking up confetti with a vacuum, and Oley 528 00:26:54,519 --> 00:26:57,039 is going to vacuum Jess's couch. 529 00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:01,880 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah. So we get to Rainbow or aka 530 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:05,319 Catness and Selene have a little tift, and then we 531 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,640 wake up for the last day of Charter after a 532 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,880 cool night of pretty cool Lesboster. 533 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,400 Speaker 1: I can't let you skip over this, Dylan, because I 534 00:27:12,519 --> 00:27:15,640 have this exact problem. Okay, So Rainbow Assole to make 535 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:18,319 sure she completes her work lists, and Ole cleans a 536 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,880 toilet riddled with poop. 537 00:27:20,039 --> 00:27:26,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's like a glitter bomb, but of feces. 538 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:29,279 Speaker 1: Okay, Now, not to be vulgar, but we have a 539 00:27:29,319 --> 00:27:32,160 studio here, and we have a bathroom eight feet from 540 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,440 where you and I do this podcast. I often walk 541 00:27:34,519 --> 00:27:38,000 in here because we share this studio with several other podcasts, 542 00:27:38,039 --> 00:27:38,640 and I had. 543 00:27:38,519 --> 00:27:40,599 Speaker 2: To I had to do a pooh today. But but 544 00:27:40,599 --> 00:27:42,720 but how often do I do poohs here? 545 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,559 Speaker 1: Never? But it's not about that, Dylan. Everyone has to 546 00:27:45,559 --> 00:27:45,799 do that. 547 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:46,160 Speaker 2: Okay. 548 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:50,079 Speaker 1: That's about being a human being, right. It's flushing the toilet, 549 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,559 turning your back and walking out the door without making 550 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:56,400 sure that the rest of it is. We only do 551 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,160 a podcast in here with adults. And once again, I 552 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,440 often walk in here and I'm disgusted by what is 553 00:28:02,559 --> 00:28:03,240 left in that toy. 554 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,559 Speaker 2: Can I tell you something. I was at another studio 555 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:13,759 yesterday and I took a pp and didn't flush and 556 00:28:13,839 --> 00:28:16,319 one of the one of the women at the studio 557 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:20,279 went in there and was like, geez, flushed it. I 558 00:28:20,559 --> 00:28:24,000 was so mortified and there was no clawing back from 559 00:28:24,039 --> 00:28:26,000 what I had done. I was like, I'm so sorry. 560 00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:29,039 I never do that. She goes, You're a guy, you 561 00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:31,160 do that all the time. I go, no, no, no, 562 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:35,920 trust me, I'm one slip of the mind. And you 563 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,599 can be branded a pig. You know, you gotta be 564 00:28:38,599 --> 00:28:43,000 carefuls out there, you gotta be respectful. Okay, so breakfast 565 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:47,839 looks lovely. I feel bad for Babs. I want Babs 566 00:28:47,839 --> 00:28:50,359 to get up there, get up in the top, bunk. 567 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,079 Let's see, you know, let's see what's going on. 568 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:55,440 Speaker 1: When you say babs, you mean barbs, right, Babs, Babs? Okay? 569 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:59,079 Can we cut back to this breakfast though? 570 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,000 Speaker 2: Yeah? 571 00:29:00,039 --> 00:29:01,559 Speaker 1: Can we eliminate the sea bugs? 572 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,880 Speaker 2: No, you can't, because people are always for some reason 573 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,759 going to be infatuated with the former prison food that 574 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,799 is lobsters. Oh no, no, no. 575 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:15,400 Speaker 1: No, this is special because they live a mile beneath us, 576 00:29:15,559 --> 00:29:16,759 so that means it's good. 577 00:29:16,839 --> 00:29:18,880 Speaker 2: No, no, no, I mean listen to them. Who doesn't 578 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:19,599 love a lobster? 579 00:29:20,119 --> 00:29:22,640 Speaker 1: Crush a lobster's head, as I used to have to 580 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,680 do when I work for weather Vane Seafoods. It's green goop. 581 00:29:26,079 --> 00:29:28,279 Speaker 2: Did you have to take out a lot of lobsters. 582 00:29:28,559 --> 00:29:29,119 Speaker 1: All the time? 583 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,000 Speaker 2: Oh really? 584 00:29:30,079 --> 00:29:30,240 Speaker 1: Yeah? 585 00:29:30,319 --> 00:29:30,480 Speaker 2: Yeah? 586 00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:33,279 Speaker 1: I was LSD that stands as an acronym for something. 587 00:29:33,319 --> 00:29:36,079 But one of them was the D was dishes, that 588 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,519 l was lobsters. Yeah, got the other two words? 589 00:29:38,599 --> 00:29:40,039 Speaker 2: Would you do just put a knife in them? 590 00:29:40,359 --> 00:29:42,079 Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you'd have to do that sometimes I would 591 00:29:42,119 --> 00:29:43,880 do it because I felt bad. I'm throwing them in 592 00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:44,920 a fucking pot. Yeah. 593 00:29:45,119 --> 00:29:50,279 Speaker 2: Scream, Well they they don't scream. They suffer quietly. The 594 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:54,079 sound is actually just a kind of pressure releasing from 595 00:29:54,119 --> 00:30:03,240 their exo skelzy. But they do suffer constantly. Yeah yeah, yeah, 596 00:30:03,599 --> 00:30:07,839 I mean we've talked about it before. Can you imagine 597 00:30:09,039 --> 00:30:12,319 some Larry the lobster? Okay, and and you know they 598 00:30:12,359 --> 00:30:15,319 do find monogamous partners, you know, and they love, they 599 00:30:15,319 --> 00:30:19,480 love forever. So Larry's got his wife Vanessa, and he 600 00:30:19,599 --> 00:30:22,319 goes out, you know, he's gonna play around with the price. Yeah, 601 00:30:22,519 --> 00:30:25,759 and he gets scooped up by some filthy fucking To. 602 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:29,319 Speaker 1: Be fair, he walked in that wooden little. 603 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,599 Speaker 2: Cage, I know, but he's like, you know, I listen, 604 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,200 this is weird, but I think my ball might be 605 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:35,079 in here. And he gets lifted up from some fucking 606 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:40,680 disgusting New havener and he's thrown in a vat of boiling. 607 00:30:40,359 --> 00:30:44,680 Speaker 1: Water, screams for his wife, screams ford cage as it 608 00:30:44,839 --> 00:30:45,880 explodes by the heat. 609 00:30:46,119 --> 00:30:49,039 Speaker 2: It's crazy. So Hugo and Barbara Avia chat about who 610 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:50,319 Hugo boss is into. 611 00:30:50,519 --> 00:30:54,079 Speaker 1: Okay, now, Dylan, what did you glean from this conversation, 612 00:30:54,119 --> 00:30:55,759 because Babs is. 613 00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,960 Speaker 2: We we we have acotic, we have a couple of 614 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:04,880 things going on, and we'll go to Kyle kind of 615 00:31:05,039 --> 00:31:08,319 weaponizing the kisses later. Oh yeah, But Kyle and Babs 616 00:31:08,359 --> 00:31:10,640 are doing the same thing. They're trying to drive a 617 00:31:10,759 --> 00:31:12,759 wedge between there. 618 00:31:13,519 --> 00:31:14,359 Speaker 1: That's exactly right. 619 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,480 Speaker 2: Yes, they want to hook up with people. Barbes. 620 00:31:16,799 --> 00:31:19,720 Speaker 1: Babs pretends to do a little matchmaking, but she's not. 621 00:31:19,799 --> 00:31:23,119 She's trying to get Hugo Boss in an entanglement right 622 00:31:23,599 --> 00:31:26,160 with Ole Sole and good so that she can have 623 00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:27,160 Jess to herself. 624 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,279 Speaker 2: Yeah, and good for Hugo Boss. Hugo Boss is like 625 00:31:29,319 --> 00:31:32,319 Celen's beautiful, but she already has a man and a 626 00:31:32,359 --> 00:31:35,680 woman after her, so I'm not gonna do anything there. Yeah, 627 00:31:35,759 --> 00:31:38,839 he's He's a polyamorous pig though, so he'll probably end 628 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:39,279 up trying. 629 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,039 Speaker 1: By the way, you know what, I'm sorry some of 630 00:31:42,079 --> 00:31:44,519 our female listenership they have an issue with this, but 631 00:31:44,599 --> 00:31:48,160 when who's that woman that's married. Jada Pinkett went on 632 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,519 a show and said that she was in an entanglement. 633 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:50,920 Speaker 2: Yeah. 634 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,599 Speaker 1: Yeah, we talk about like gas letting us with that 635 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,799 fucking word. Oh you're fucking your your son's friend. 636 00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:58,680 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. Yeah. 637 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,799 Speaker 1: Guys don't get to do that. I know I cheated. 638 00:32:02,279 --> 00:32:03,720 Speaker 2: No, they they get to do that. 639 00:32:03,799 --> 00:32:05,839 Speaker 1: Yeah, but you don't get to label in an entanglement. 640 00:32:06,279 --> 00:32:10,279 Speaker 2: You could try entangle, you could try. Yeah, you know, honey, 641 00:32:10,279 --> 00:32:16,200 I'm really sorry. I made a mistake. I entered into 642 00:32:16,279 --> 00:32:19,039 an entanglement with Stacy at the office. 643 00:32:20,119 --> 00:32:20,759 Speaker 1: What's happening? 644 00:32:22,839 --> 00:32:27,240 Speaker 2: It means that every day for the last five years. 645 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,319 At twelve thirty, instead of eating the lunch you packed me, 646 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,359 I got sucked off by stage. 647 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,359 Speaker 1: Oh you were in an entanglement. 648 00:32:35,599 --> 00:32:35,920 Speaker 3: I was. 649 00:32:37,759 --> 00:32:41,000 Speaker 1: Well. Jesus Christ. By the way, old Patty you want 650 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,079 to talk about things. Old Patty called that three years 651 00:32:44,119 --> 00:32:47,160 before that, I said those two are nut jobs. They're not. 652 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:50,160 He's losing his brain. And then he goes up on 653 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,279 stage like a year later. He punches Chris. 654 00:32:52,119 --> 00:32:55,039 Speaker 2: Rock slapped him. So Fraser drops a bit of a 655 00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:58,119 diamond the Crow's nest to Captain Carrey doesn't use names, 656 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,240 doesn't use names, but the guests are almost done. They 657 00:33:02,799 --> 00:33:06,160 rebrand Damo to a thundered from down under, Thank you 658 00:33:06,279 --> 00:33:09,319 very much. And then we get to Kyle really hanging 659 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:13,599 on to that kiss. Kyle, I know that Circus Sole 660 00:33:13,759 --> 00:33:17,559 kissed you, but she's eating Jess out at night, so, 661 00:33:18,799 --> 00:33:19,519 uh it's. 662 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,240 Speaker 1: I think she's one. 663 00:33:20,319 --> 00:33:24,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, she wins, but Barbara is looking out for Jess. 664 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,200 She wants to let her know that she can fall 665 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,519 into her arms and suck her boobs and that way 666 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:30,759 Kyle won't hurt her. 667 00:33:30,839 --> 00:33:37,400 Speaker 1: Right, yeah, and also uh, ole Sol's Solene won't hurt 668 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:41,519 She's a straight girl, and straight girls always hurt lesbians. Yes, 669 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:42,359 I didn't know that. 670 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:46,240 Speaker 2: Kyle tells Jess about Selene taking kisses from him and 671 00:33:46,359 --> 00:33:49,480 Jess says it's okay, she ate me out. 672 00:33:52,839 --> 00:33:56,440 Speaker 1: Or or is she upset by it? Because that later 673 00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:00,440 shows up with Jess and she is clean the bar 674 00:34:00,759 --> 00:34:04,359 and then oh, I know, Barbs, Babs is pretty hot. 675 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:09,360 Speaker 2: Babs is so hot, that hair is so beautiful. 676 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,480 Speaker 1: Not for me, it reminds me of the eighties. Eighties 677 00:34:11,559 --> 00:34:14,239 was the wor you know what, I honestly think, like 678 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,559 I don't. I'm not a conspiracy conspiracy person. Yeah, I 679 00:34:17,599 --> 00:34:19,599 think like they put something in the water to make 680 00:34:19,639 --> 00:34:23,320 women make their hair look horrible in the eighties so 681 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,440 that men wouldn't have sex with him because Aids was right, right, right, 682 00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:27,400 just a conspiracy. 683 00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:31,280 Speaker 2: It works in mysterious ways, you know. All Right, So 684 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,679 we get to the tip meeting, Pat, what do we got? 685 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,800 Speaker 1: It's a little short, I mean, uh, twenty seven to five. 686 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,119 I think that tip should have had a three in 687 00:34:40,159 --> 00:34:43,039 front of it, just because of how horrible demon Donna is, right, 688 00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:45,559 but it didn't. It was twenty seven to five. That's 689 00:34:45,599 --> 00:34:51,199 twenty one each. Uh, I think I think Catess is okay. 690 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,199 Is not happy with it. She calls it average. 691 00:34:53,639 --> 00:34:56,559 Speaker 2: Uh yeah, no, Catness is not thrilled. She's she says 692 00:34:56,559 --> 00:35:01,400 that there's always a time and a space for average tips. 693 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,760 All right, so two days off love this Like we 694 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,599 discussed the sea rats, get two days off the boat 695 00:35:05,599 --> 00:35:07,599 and we get a little real world intermission from the boat. 696 00:35:07,679 --> 00:35:13,400 Hit now Jess and Babs. My god, what a little 697 00:35:13,519 --> 00:35:16,119 dradle Jess is. I mean, she's just spinning around, bumping 698 00:35:16,159 --> 00:35:16,880 into everything else. 699 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:22,000 Speaker 1: Play. Yeah, she's gauging to see if ole Sola is 700 00:35:22,039 --> 00:35:22,719 that into her. 701 00:35:23,039 --> 00:35:27,199 Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, Selene doesn't care about the details at really, 702 00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:30,559 any of the machinations, and especially the work on the boat, 703 00:35:30,599 --> 00:35:33,679 because she doesn't have time. Now, Catness is absolutely devastated 704 00:35:33,679 --> 00:35:38,880 by this news because sirqu to Solene, it's not about 705 00:35:39,119 --> 00:35:44,199 whether the guests care, it's about the standard of the work, 706 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,960 and her and Selene just do not see eye to 707 00:35:48,039 --> 00:35:51,159 eye there. Because of that, she has another panic attack 708 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,320 and Anthony sees her crying. He gives her a big 709 00:35:54,559 --> 00:36:01,000 and he's there to comfort her. Yeah. Yeah, he's well, 710 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,039 did you just pull the pull the shoot on something? 711 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,800 Oh no, no, no, no, because I thought what you were 712 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:11,199 going to say was that he grabbed her and hugged 713 00:36:11,199 --> 00:36:14,639 her and said it's okay. Uh, things could be worse 714 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:20,920 your uncle, good bang your wife and she would have 715 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,280 been like, what are you talking about? That's it for 716 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,559 us in the conments. Let us know what you thought 717 00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:30,000 about the episode? Uh, what's that sauce called? What's your 718 00:36:30,039 --> 00:36:31,239 favorite Football team? 719 00:36:31,679 --> 00:36:34,280 Speaker 1: And uh, did you like Mickey seventeen? 720 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:37,119 Speaker 2: Did you like Mickey seventeen? Five stars? Cond Words patron 721 00:36:37,119 --> 00:36:41,440 Dot comp Session of the Podcast Network for APS PMC 722 00:36:41,639 --> 00:36:44,800 and exclusively Housewives of Miami. We love you guys very much. 723 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,960 I'm Dylan taking my pat's say goodbye later, Dad. 724 00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:06,800 Speaker 3: Is no exact distinct