Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Kyle tells Jess about Selene taking kisses from him, and
Jess says, it's okay, she ate me out.
Speaker 3: Hilo.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another Brands making new episode of Bad TV.
I'm Dylan. That is Patty Hey permission a couple board randed.
How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm doing good? And what you been up to?
Speaker 2: What you been up to today? Up to what you
been do it today?
Speaker 1: I watched like five episodes of Diners, Drive Ins, and Dives.
Love it, love it Also my phone, you know, uh
it told me Dell. Did you hear this? Unfortunately, a yachtie,
a worker on one of those luxury yachts and the
Caribbean murdered by a co worker. When I'm not making
light of it.
Speaker 2: It's real. I mean, they don't call it a pressure
cooker for nothing. You know, I've I think I've talked
about this on the podcast before. But my daughter has
a lot of hair on the back of her head,
so we call we call her Trey Reynolds CPA. And
we were me and my wife were doing a jag
where Trey Reynolds CPA actually were tired from accounting and
moved to Pooh Town, Illinois to open up a pistromi
sandwich shop on Guy Fieri actually stopped by on Triple
D and try the sandwich and uh and it's a
it's a great story. You know. It's just somebody who
was ground down by the ones of the zero and
numbers really just wanted to smoke meat. And you don't
guy who's better at getting that life story out of
a person out of Trey Reynolds.
Speaker 1: And Guy Fieri.
Speaker 2: Nobody, nobody, not one person. Wow, a couple skull rings on,
you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got that spiky hair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyways, five stars words.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and again I apologize if it seems like we
were un empathetic to the poor young girl that died.
I just had read that before we started the show.
I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: You know it's so crazy, like, you know, the California fires.
I'm sure that people in let's say, let's say Wyoming,
we're like, oh wow, that's crazy. When you're in it,
You're like, the freeways could shut down. We could all
be eating each other's intestines in seventy two hours, you
know what I mean. It really feels intense when you're
like I think about the floods, and I'm like, oh,
that's horrible. But I'm sure the people that are actually
going through it really really bad. Right, If you're a
sea rat and you get killed, that's probably a huge
bummer for that person and for the family. But for us,
being so far away from the story, we're just kind
of like sea rats. I'm surprised more sea rats out.
Speaker 1: I was trying to see where you're going. Yeah, when
you're not actually in it experience.
Speaker 2: You can you Could you come off like a sociopathy? Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And I apologize if that's how we appear
me too. Yes, No, I get that. Now you have
to walk in someone's shoes to really understand what's going
on with their lives. Mm hmm all right, so blow deck.
Speaker 2: Huh, Blow deck Huh. What an episode it was?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: It was. Yeah. Let's read some reviews real quick though.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, what positive or negative?
Speaker 2: Positive? Five stars from Nikki seventeen seventeen love this pot
I literally enjoy it more than the show. They have
to have ads to make money. Thank you for defending
the add.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because that last reviewer said that they hated
us now because we had too many ads.
Speaker 2: This is an older one from lisz k I nine
fifty five. I love me some Bravo shows and love
to hear these guys, including Ruby's perspective on this smile.
I mean, thank you, guys, we really appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Jumping the iTunes rated reviews, leave five stars any one's
in there. Don't don't ask questions you don't want to
know the answer to. I mean, freaking you're walking and
in this maze trying to find this freaking minotaur that's
gonna actually rip your head off. You know what I'm
talking about. Yes, I do Patreon dot com, Slash another
podcast network. We're doing Miami for Miami, Real Housewives of
Miami coming after that, we'll be traders.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And by the way, don't sign up for Patreon
and go hey, I'm trying to listen to the first
episode of the of Real Housewives of Miami and they
didn't do it. We're not doing the first three episodes.
We're just gonna pick up with episode four.
Speaker 2: Give me a break, give us a break. Okay, So
what you been up to? How was this episode for you? Huhh?
Speaker 1: I like the episode? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's really unfortunate
that event Planner didn't get his name as a chiron
on the screen, just a vent.
Speaker 2: Plan Can we have his social media handles? Because this
man is a star?
Speaker 1: He killed it?
Speaker 2: Uh uh, I'm sorry you brought Carnival to the doc
in twelve hours? Who does that? Somebody with a phone
that's really working overtime.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's also got a good network of people.
Speaker 2: Absolutely absolutely all.
Speaker 1: You're gonna give your thoughts a not so or you
want me to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, I thought it was a pretty bad episode.
I'm gonna give it at one pot. Listen, we go
through the you know, the the the the the gears.
Is that is that? I don't think, So go through
the gears. Go through the gears. That's not a thing.
Speaker 1: Right, gears, go through the gears.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think. No, it's not a thing. So
we go through them this episode. And it's fun stuff,
a lot of cool lesbo stuff. Still, you know, that's
pretty cool and I'm excited to see Babs get into
the mix there, you know, that's cool. I gotta say.
You know, Jess is a little fire starter. Jess is
really a hot commodity.
Speaker 1: On this But you know, I want to say this
and I'm referring to Ole Sole. It's nice to know
that dirty, cheating, manipulative male boastss don't have a monopoly
on in people's hearts on this these vestils.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think Sark de Solene is breaking anybody's heart.
I think that, uh, Kyle is just going through something
and uh it's it's puppy love, you know. So there's
no real notebook anything there. But listen, we've got Celene,
We've got Jess, We've got Bats, We've got Kyle. Everyone
is in this little ball of snakes. Love it. Demo's
still not in the show, which is a problem. If
you watch the trailer, Damo is going to be involved
in That makes as well. I mean, my goodness, gracious,
so Demo will be on the show. But the thing
that gives me the most hope is that they've incorporated
something that we've been begging for for some time.
Speaker 1: Ah the Food Network shots.
Speaker 2: No, definitely, We've always asked for a little bit of
a real world situation with the Sea Rats. Now we've
talked about them going to split and finding them in
the halfway house and just filming them. But this we're
going to get a little too day intermission of Just
the Sea Rats Party.
Speaker 1: Dylan, I'm so glad you brought this up at the
top of the show in your thoughts and nots. Yeah, okay,
one pot so I happen to know this, Bravo. Was
they were toiling with this concept of sea rats all
living in a house boat with each other. A friend
of the show, Gabby Baradragun, was part of and she
ended up being on season two of Sailing, but her
first show that they were going to cast her for
was a version of this. I think this is a
test little episode.
Speaker 2: They should do it every season, every season because we
don't need we need to break up the monotony of
the blow job shots and the champagne and the crew
and the cooking and stuff like that. And let's get
give us a little Scooby Doo intermission.
Speaker 1: Fine, but here's what sea rats do. They just start
drinking at nine am. Yeah, and they keep doing it
all day long.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, you never know unless you try fair enough.
Speaker 1: One, Okay, demon, Don, you are a creation of the
devil himself.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: In the dictionary for obnoxious white trash. They should just
have a photo of you, Don. I don't like you and.
Speaker 2: A lot of people say it's guy Fiery, and it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no.
Speaker 1: It's Demon done. I hate Demon don You're one of
the worst people I've ever seen this. Yeah, I dare you.
I dare you to reach out to us to come
on the show. I'll be fair to you.
Speaker 2: Because I don't like to doesn't sound like.
Speaker 1: No no no you Dylan and our former co host.
You guys like to be really insulting with people that
agreed to come on as guests. I will not come
after you a coward. No, I'm respectful. I have questions
for you and Jason when you guys weren't even the primaries,
you losers. It's a guy named Curtis and his.
Speaker 2: Wife Laura Lovely.
Speaker 1: They were lovely. I feel bad because like the Sea
Rats basically are like get otty here when they finally laught,
like I are gross. Ye, No, Curtis and Laura were fine, lovely.
There are only crimes where they did not tell Demon
Dawn and Jack asked Jason to tamp it down, you know. Yeah, anyway,
I didn't hate the episode as much as you. I'm
going to give it fourteen pots.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get into it. Last week left off
that random guy that wants to get into events didn't
have anything set up. And I like this guy. He's like,
it's fun, it'll be fun. Yeah, he knows the carnival's coming.
Speaker 1: Yeah. When we start the episode, we're looking at a
dock and the only thing there was a lizard doing
what lizards do, bumping up and down. Nope, looking apathetic
about life's prospects.
Speaker 2: I love little lizzies. We got a lot of little
lizzies at the at the apartment and silver like, and
they dance all over the place and they're just so
gosh darn cute.
Speaker 1: My next life, I want to come back as a
who needs dreams or goals. Hey, Pat, what are you doing?
I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm doing push ups in the sun right now. Bro.
Speaker 1: I might eat a I don't know, cricket later and
I think I'll just sit here till tomorrow.
Speaker 2: You know what, that's a great point, all Liz. They're
all spiccolis. You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: I kind of feel like it's our time, mister Ham.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mister hand, leave me a lot of doing push
ups in the sun. I'm gonna go to cricket so
to be fair too, Fraze, he is justifiably stressed out.
He needs a stag, he needs a DJ, he needs
fire breathers.
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, Dylan, you and I, as we touched
on in the last episode, are in fact event planners
and coordinators.
Speaker 2: We did know we're we're not.
Speaker 1: We weren't come on.
Speaker 2: We did like three events were we wore a hat,
but we're we definitely don't have the capes.
Speaker 1: Okay, first off, they're pissed off. There's no fire dancers
here or bands, DJs or crowd, no one to be seen.
You would not have any of those people at this out. Yeah,
all we need is a fucking stage At this point,
I'd be happy with stage.
Speaker 2: They should have done an open mic night and sound
That would have been crazy. An open mic night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey, del funny story with the Offspring when we
book them to play one of the events that you
and I planned at some point, you know, because Offspring
would play, but we'd have to have openers, and normally
that would be people that work for the company going
hey can I open up for Offspring? And I'd be
the person that says, yeah, that's fine. So, uh, Offspring's manager,
who was kind of a dick.
Speaker 2: And but but before you move on, the person that
wanted to open.
Speaker 1: Up, I don't say no, no, no, I'm not going.
Speaker 2: To but the person that wanted to open up. One
was a beautiful person who I love very much. The
other was one of the saddest people I've ever met
my life. And no, no, no, no, no no. I mean.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I liked both.
Speaker 2: But they would be like, I'm going to do an
hour and a half.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. So as I'm the manager, says I want
to talk to Pat. So I go in there. I'm
sitting at this table and we can hear the band
opening for Offspring outside, and we're talking about like money
or something like that, how much they want to get
paid or something. Yeah, and uh he stops and he
goes what is that? And I go, ah, what do
you mean the band? Who is this horrible band?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, well they're no
worse than yours. You just happened to come along at
a time where people were open to this kind of
hortun referring Offspring.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I was never a.
Speaker 2: Fan do it to me, baby. Yeah, I know, I.
Speaker 1: Met the girl that did the uhah ah.
Speaker 2: Fucking high art. All right, Tonight is a VIP party,
so it's gonna be big and it's gonna be a
big time dinner for Anthony. Now, like Carrie said, you
can't do everything. In fact, you can't do most things.
So Anthony's gonna just pair it back Jess and love off.
Speaker 1: Before we move on. Yes, so they we did get
some Food Network food.
Speaker 2: Shots absolutely so pork chop turning over a lovely crust achieved.
Speaker 1: We'll get to your review in a second. Now. Chef
Anthony is feeling pretty good about himself, but there is
a pass that he cannot forget. Yeah, he had served
cold food, tasteless food to Jill Zarin and that was bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And also let's not forget that his uncle had sex
with his wife.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah one.
Speaker 1: So his monitor now is he'll prepare simple, simple lunch
and then focus more on dinner. Hashtag no shit, dumbass.
Speaker 2: Yes, and Love Island are still pretty cudly.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Am I too hard on Chef Anthony?
Speaker 2: I mean, listen, Chef Anthony is one of the sweetest
people we've seen on this show, so it's tough to
make fun of him, but there's a lot of material there.
I mean, when he hugs Catnus at the end of
this episode, it is just, oh my gosh, he's so
full of love. But his uncle did bang.
Speaker 1: That's right, And to be fair to me, I've only
made fun of things that he's done in the kitchen
and I well, it's not like I had sex with
his wife.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, But but what you just said there is
a lie. You've made fun of him for his uncle
banging his wife and that has nothing to do with
his food, literally nothing, and you make fun of him
for it almost every episode. So we can all work
on stuff. Jess and Love Island are pretty coddily still,
and Kyle is devastated because he wears his heart on
his sleeve and he's going to he's losing his girl
to j Just now, you gotta say something, just calm down.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I agree with that. Now he realizes Ola
is being a little cruel, playing with his emotions, because
when he's in a relationship he says this, He's all
in it appears ole could care less how it makes
him feel. Yes, and the Great part about being a guy, yeah,
is he'll still have sex with you.
Speaker 2: Well, Cirque de solan is is an ein Randian example
of perfection. She is only doing what she wants to do,
and what she wants to do is anything she wants.
And so Kyle needs to let that butterfly fly. She'll
come back, she comes back to you, she'll be Your
lunch is going to be a Province sal tart, nice
wa deconstructed, and a pork chop for the pig.
Speaker 1: Okay, So, whenever the line at subway at this particular
subway sandwich shop in Glendell, the line's too long, I
can't wait. I can't wait in a line. No, there's
a bakery right next door. I've tried this exact same
dish at that place.
Speaker 2: Provinceal tart, wonderful.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it's wonderful.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, Well, I mean it's pizza on a croissant. Yeah,
you can't go wrong with a little puff pastry and
some some French prepared vegetables. So the Nicewa salad is
among the most disgusting salads in castronomy. It is you know, no,
please all right, tell me if you'd eat this salad,
hard boiled eck, green beans, tuna, no olives.
Speaker 1: No gross gross. Oh man, when you said the eggs,
I thought we were going for the cob.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, no we're not. We're going into
nice and uh we're putting tuna and green beans.
Speaker 1: Who the fucking vents the salad like that? You have
to have a lack of resource. The French put that
in my face.
Speaker 2: The French. All right, so hugo boss is uh no, no, no,
we get a little sea red history on.
Speaker 1: Rainbow once again, they're a lot.
Speaker 2: I would like to to for the leather record state
I would like to call our cat neus moving forward cat.
Speaker 1: You know what? Yes, okay, so Catess. We keep getting
look backs on her troubled, very child stuff. It's like
the fourth time they've cut back to Yeah, hey guys,
why hide the ball? Just show the video of her
holding her sister's severed head announcing it's finished.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's finished. And I didn't want to do this.
Yeah yes, yeah, she's involved and wrapped up in a
lot of conflict, and that's because she was forcibly they
to chop her sister's fucking head.
Speaker 1: Off, both of them. Well, the other one, to be fair,
wasn't chopped off. It exploded when an arrow with fire
on it entered her orbital socket. And you know we
know what that does. Hey, I do want to say
this Rainbow. Try some small talk with Olay.
Speaker 2: She's tried to be nice to Olay. Ola is a
mean girl.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm in the matrix. This is what
you do with small talk. What's your least favorite dish
to wash? That's not gonna work with old frenchie here.
You ask her what her favorite sexual position?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, her favorite? He's got four hours,
her favorite show, her favorite. You know, there are plenty
of ways to talk to Solane. Ask her about France.
You know, she's probably very proud of France. Right, So,
Hugo Boss's first test is getting through the bridge. They
do it with Flying Colors and Carrie. He's like a
praying fat so three hours until the dog party and
the tensions are ratcheting up. Fraser says dinner will be
between seven and eight, And this is where we start
to turn Anthony into an arrested development character because he
has a conversation that he needs to have with Fred Fraser.
Speaker 1: He's got a chip on his shoulder. He's really uh
still pissed about getting fired. And I think he said
it's the only time he's ever been fired, which.
Speaker 2: Is wrong because before you say this, guy, ask does
this have anything to do with the kitchen A technically
it's okay. If it's not, well, okay, go ahead and
talk about the time you were going to talk about
him getting fired.
Speaker 1: Oh, well, he was fired when his wife allowed his
uncle to bend her over a table.
Speaker 2: Well, you don't have to be so crass, my god,
bender over a stool. You don't know, even more crass
a stool, and you don't know if it was that
kind of crude, barmade kind of love making, it could
have been very sensual.
Speaker 1: Now it has to be hot and fast.
Speaker 2: I mean, what do you mean it has to be
hot and fast?
Speaker 1: Well, they got to it's oh if you're having an affair,
yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gotta be at like some
ceed hotel yeah yeah yeah, or his house when he's
not home.
Speaker 2: Right right, right, because I could imagine it's like, uh,
we've got to do this very quickly. He's watching along
came Polly and crying again, you know, and there's a
stool there, right, I'm picking up what you're putting.
Speaker 1: I understand.
Speaker 2: But listen. Uh good. So the girls get a little.
Speaker 1: Coz I love a snuggle party, and but old A
tells us she's the door still open for Kyle.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah. I mean listen, this is this
is a game of bumper cars. Okay, you know what,
are you just gonna hit one over and over and
over again? That would be crazy, be boring, it'd be boring.
We get to the experience of the Saint David Carnival,
and boy did Fraser knock it out of the park.
But not really Fraser, kind of by proxy. I mean
this this young upstart event coordinator. I do think that
he needs to work for a Golden Voice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. Although the budget was right where
it needs to be twenty grand, I would.
Speaker 2: Say that that looked like twenty grand's worth of stuff
in a day. I mean, listen, if you want to
pay for expedited fire breathers, you're gonna pay a premium.
You know, fire breathers don't just come next day air.
You know you got to give him some time.
Speaker 1: Well let me just say this about this, because I
put on a lot of events and I want toot
my own horn. But the party did look great, and
I have to give it to this event planner. When
you have people on stilts blowing fire, it's a banger.
It's a banger. I want to say. Meanwhile, maybe I
just had we.
Speaker 2: Could be at a freaking hospice party where everybody's kind
of somber gathered around Estelle, you know, because she's dying. No,
just a Stelle. You chuck a fire breather in that
that hospice room. Things are really really fun.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Incidentally, the entire hospice word burned down and it was
actually careless to have him come, but it did make
it a little spicier. Yah, yeah, you know what I'm talking.
Speaker 1: And good for them, good the good new for them,
as half of them didn't even know what was happening.
Speaker 2: No, they couldn't feel anything. And it begs the question,
what was the point of paying all the money to
keep them alive like that? Right? What are we doing? Well?
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna I don't want to get into
youth in Asia, but I think that's the direction we
may be coming in America. Yeah, so that'll be me though,
I'll be like Elliot Quinton, No, I'm fine. I don't
want to be put to death. You're like Dad, You're
not yourself. You don't know what you're saying, Like no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: No, Yeah, I know this is Jacob who is that.
He's gonna take you youth in Asia more like a
fucking incinerator. My gosh, did I tell you how much
I hated make he seventeen? Dude? Get this?
Speaker 1: I know you told me. Like these cute, little wormy
buggy things, they're so delightful, and they do horrible things
to them. Anyway, I show my wife the trailer this
like two nights ago, and she's like, not for me,
she doesn't like sci fi. And then I looked what
the director had done before this. I'm like, let's give
this guy a shot. Who's the actor, the main actor
from Larbara Pattinson. Okay, he has the weirdest voice afflect.
Speaker 2: Well, he's doing a character. He's doing a.
Speaker 1: I got it in fun. It's very annoying. That movie sucks.
Speaker 2: It's one of the worst movies I've ever seen it.
Speaker 1: I appreciate doing different things. I probably have thirty minutes
left and I'm not gonna watch.
Speaker 2: It, I mean neither. I turned it off with thirty
minutes left to go.
Speaker 1: Oh you did, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2: When they continued to torch torture the little things, I
was like, there's no there's no point in doing that.
There's no point I'm turning it off. Fuck it. Hate
that movie.
Speaker 1: I don't like it.
Speaker 2: God damn it.
Speaker 1: But it's a bummer because they put so much money
into this weird vision.
Speaker 2: And you know what, let me say this too, parasites overrated.
Come at me, thank you.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: Barbara and Jess have a thing going now. I'm excited
to see where that goes. Let's get to dinner, though.
First up, we've got well, I think the entire dinner
is really a bunch of little mouse bouches.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right, I was gonna ask you that.
I thought it was just or d'us like I thought
he was gonna it was night.
Speaker 2: No, it was little orders because they were partying, they
were moving, so he made them baby shit soup, shrimp
cocktail in a spoon, little sandwiches cut in four quarters,
and steak bites that were too big according to demon Don.
According to demon Don, and they were too big I mean,
if you're gonna do a steak bite, it's got to
be a bite. I thought it was lovely.
Speaker 1: I thought it was absolutely I didn't complain about it.
Who I just the next thing I knew they were
the guests were just going to bed, all right?
Speaker 2: So what about a croke? A croke, monsieur? Do you
know what that is? A croak?
Speaker 1: Isn't that like basically like.
Speaker 2: A grilled cheese with with h burnet or bordelaise on
top of No, what is it? Get in the comments?
Let us know what? What's the sauce on top? Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I'm gonna do a couple of things that
we didn't get. Meanwhile, Barbes lets us know. If it
weren't for her friendship with ole Sole, she might go
down for a stash rash and then demon Dawn. When
Fraser breaks a glass by accident, God forbid, he drops something,
she proceeds to hover over him and mock and comment
on the cleanup. Patty's pet peeve of the week When
someone has an accident, don't be the person that labors
over the incident.
Speaker 2: Have you ever did you? You're not making it any better?
What do you mean don't, don't labor, don't don't hover.
Speaker 1: He saw you trip over there? Yeah, man, you really
ate shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and this is a lizard.
Speaker 1: No, this is like just some douchebag thing that I'm creating. Yeah,
you really should watch where you're going. Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Man, your bone is sticking out of
your forearm.
Speaker 1: Well it looks like it hurts.
Speaker 2: Man. Yeah, who are these people? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think it's an old person thing. I think this
may be flooded out of this generation.
Speaker 2: Oh. I don't want to put this on old people.
I think Don is just a little Donnie. He is old.
Though Don does saggy. Don doesn't doesn't right, you know,
you trigger me the way that she triggers you. But
she does drink and then she gets very loud and
quite annoying. But where is damo? Selene is flirting with
the gang, and it's distracting both groups. Selene is affecting
the interior and justice ifering the exterior. There's trouble in
really cool Lesbo Paradise.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I think what you're referring to here is
is this the exterior meeting where they discuss a plan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Jess is just completely.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the plan is the guys are gonna spend
all night picking up confetti with a vacuum, and Oley
is going to vacuum Jess's couch.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah. So we get to Rainbow or aka
Catness and Selene have a little tift, and then we
wake up for the last day of Charter after a
cool night of pretty cool Lesboster.
Speaker 1: I can't let you skip over this, Dylan, because I
have this exact problem. Okay, So Rainbow Assole to make
sure she completes her work lists, and Ole cleans a
toilet riddled with poop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's like a glitter bomb, but of feces.
Speaker 1: Okay, Now, not to be vulgar, but we have a
studio here, and we have a bathroom eight feet from
where you and I do this podcast. I often walk
in here because we share this studio with several other podcasts,
and I had.
Speaker 2: To I had to do a pooh today. But but
but how often do I do poohs here?
Speaker 1: Never? But it's not about that, Dylan. Everyone has to
do that.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: That's about being a human being, right. It's flushing the toilet,
turning your back and walking out the door without making
sure that the rest of it is. We only do
a podcast in here with adults. And once again, I
often walk in here and I'm disgusted by what is
left in that toy.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you something. I was at another studio
yesterday and I took a pp and didn't flush and
one of the one of the women at the studio
went in there and was like, geez, flushed it. I
was so mortified and there was no clawing back from
what I had done. I was like, I'm so sorry.
I never do that. She goes, You're a guy, you
do that all the time. I go, no, no, no,
trust me, I'm one slip of the mind. And you
can be branded a pig. You know, you gotta be
carefuls out there, you gotta be respectful. Okay, so breakfast
looks lovely. I feel bad for Babs. I want Babs
to get up there, get up in the top, bunk.
Let's see, you know, let's see what's going on.
Speaker 1: When you say babs, you mean barbs, right, Babs, Babs? Okay?
Can we cut back to this breakfast though?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can we eliminate the sea bugs?
Speaker 2: No, you can't, because people are always for some reason
going to be infatuated with the former prison food that
is lobsters. Oh no, no, no.
Speaker 1: No, this is special because they live a mile beneath us,
so that means it's good.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I mean listen to them. Who doesn't
love a lobster?
Speaker 1: Crush a lobster's head, as I used to have to
do when I work for weather Vane Seafoods. It's green goop.
Speaker 2: Did you have to take out a lot of lobsters.
Speaker 1: All the time?
Speaker 2: Oh really?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was LSD that stands as an acronym for something.
But one of them was the D was dishes, that
l was lobsters. Yeah, got the other two words?
Speaker 2: Would you do just put a knife in them?
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you'd have to do that sometimes I would
do it because I felt bad. I'm throwing them in
a fucking pot. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Scream, Well they they don't scream. They suffer quietly. The
sound is actually just a kind of pressure releasing from
their exo skelzy. But they do suffer constantly. Yeah yeah, yeah,
I mean we've talked about it before. Can you imagine
some Larry the lobster? Okay, and and you know they
do find monogamous partners, you know, and they love, they
love forever. So Larry's got his wife Vanessa, and he
goes out, you know, he's gonna play around with the price. Yeah,
and he gets scooped up by some filthy fucking To.
Speaker 1: Be fair, he walked in that wooden little.
Speaker 2: Cage, I know, but he's like, you know, I listen,
this is weird, but I think my ball might be
in here. And he gets lifted up from some fucking
disgusting New havener and he's thrown in a vat of boiling.
Speaker 1: Water, screams for his wife, screams ford cage as it
explodes by the heat.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. So Hugo and Barbara Avia chat about who
Hugo boss is into.
Speaker 1: Okay, now, Dylan, what did you glean from this conversation,
because Babs is.
Speaker 2: We we we have acotic, we have a couple of
things going on, and we'll go to Kyle kind of
weaponizing the kisses later. Oh yeah, But Kyle and Babs
are doing the same thing. They're trying to drive a
wedge between there.
Speaker 1: That's exactly right.
Speaker 2: Yes, they want to hook up with people. Barbes.
Speaker 1: Babs pretends to do a little matchmaking, but she's not.
She's trying to get Hugo Boss in an entanglement right
with Ole Sole and good so that she can have
Jess to herself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and good for Hugo Boss. Hugo Boss is like
Celen's beautiful, but she already has a man and a
woman after her, so I'm not gonna do anything there. Yeah,
he's He's a polyamorous pig though, so he'll probably end
up trying.
Speaker 1: By the way, you know what, I'm sorry some of
our female listenership they have an issue with this, but
when who's that woman that's married. Jada Pinkett went on
a show and said that she was in an entanglement.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we talk about like gas letting us with that
fucking word. Oh you're fucking your your son's friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Guys don't get to do that. I know I cheated.
Speaker 2: No, they they get to do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you don't get to label in an entanglement.
Speaker 2: You could try entangle, you could try. Yeah, you know, honey,
I'm really sorry. I made a mistake. I entered into
an entanglement with Stacy at the office.
Speaker 1: What's happening?
Speaker 2: It means that every day for the last five years.
At twelve thirty, instead of eating the lunch you packed me,
I got sucked off by stage.
Speaker 1: Oh you were in an entanglement.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 1: Well. Jesus Christ. By the way, old Patty you want
to talk about things. Old Patty called that three years
before that, I said those two are nut jobs. They're not.
He's losing his brain. And then he goes up on
stage like a year later. He punches Chris.
Speaker 2: Rock slapped him. So Fraser drops a bit of a
diamond the Crow's nest to Captain Carrey doesn't use names,
doesn't use names, but the guests are almost done. They
rebrand Damo to a thundered from down under, Thank you
very much. And then we get to Kyle really hanging
on to that kiss. Kyle, I know that Circus Sole
kissed you, but she's eating Jess out at night, so,
uh it's.
Speaker 1: I think she's one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she wins, but Barbara is looking out for Jess.
She wants to let her know that she can fall
into her arms and suck her boobs and that way
Kyle won't hurt her.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, and also uh, ole Sol's Solene won't hurt
She's a straight girl, and straight girls always hurt lesbians. Yes,
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Kyle tells Jess about Selene taking kisses from him and
Jess says it's okay, she ate me out.
Speaker 1: Or or is she upset by it? Because that later
shows up with Jess and she is clean the bar
and then oh, I know, Barbs, Babs is pretty hot.
Speaker 2: Babs is so hot, that hair is so beautiful.
Speaker 1: Not for me, it reminds me of the eighties. Eighties
was the wor you know what, I honestly think, like
I don't. I'm not a conspiracy conspiracy person. Yeah, I
think like they put something in the water to make
women make their hair look horrible in the eighties so
that men wouldn't have sex with him because Aids was right, right, right,
just a conspiracy.
Speaker 2: It works in mysterious ways, you know. All Right, So
we get to the tip meeting, Pat, what do we got?
Speaker 1: It's a little short, I mean, uh, twenty seven to five.
I think that tip should have had a three in
front of it, just because of how horrible demon Donna is, right,
but it didn't. It was twenty seven to five. That's
twenty one each. Uh, I think I think Catess is okay.
Is not happy with it. She calls it average.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, no, Catness is not thrilled. She's she says
that there's always a time and a space for average tips.
All right, so two days off love this Like we
discussed the sea rats, get two days off the boat
and we get a little real world intermission from the boat.
Hit now Jess and Babs. My god, what a little
dradle Jess is. I mean, she's just spinning around, bumping
into everything else.
Speaker 1: Play. Yeah, she's gauging to see if ole Sola is
that into her.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, Selene doesn't care about the details at really,
any of the machinations, and especially the work on the boat,
because she doesn't have time. Now, Catness is absolutely devastated
by this news because sirqu to Solene, it's not about
whether the guests care, it's about the standard of the work,
and her and Selene just do not see eye to
eye there. Because of that, she has another panic attack
and Anthony sees her crying. He gives her a big
and he's there to comfort her. Yeah. Yeah, he's well,
did you just pull the pull the shoot on something?
Oh no, no, no, no, because I thought what you were
going to say was that he grabbed her and hugged
her and said it's okay. Uh, things could be worse
your uncle, good bang your wife and she would have
been like, what are you talking about? That's it for
us in the conments. Let us know what you thought
about the episode? Uh, what's that sauce called? What's your
favorite Football team?
Speaker 1: And uh, did you like Mickey seventeen?
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