Speaker 1: Boys are Bad. Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode number
Speaker 1: three hundred and sixty one. Wohoo give me it's time
Speaker 1: for us to return to Sunday Night Heat, this time
Speaker 1: for July eleventh, nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2: Sunday Night Heat is becoming one of my favorite things
Speaker 2: to watch. I think maybe we missed out on a
Speaker 2: lot of big moments on that and a big moment
Speaker 2: that we didn't even realize was a Heat big moment
Speaker 2: was why we're watching this one. This is the episode
Speaker 2: of Heat where the Rock cuts his infamous promo on
Speaker 2: one mister as.
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Speaker 2: about Sunday Night Heat July eleventh, nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into Sunday Night Heat for July eleventh,
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2: Sunday Night Heat. I had such a good time talking
Speaker 2: about it before that, I thought, uh, why not to
Speaker 2: do it again, and you know this very episode looking
Speaker 2: at it now, July eleventh was I mean, we are
Speaker 2: still in July now, so it's kind of an anniversary deal.
Speaker 2: That is unbelievable amount of time ago. Huh twenty seven years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I mean that is literally a lifetime and
Speaker 1: a half ago.
Speaker 2: But before we get into this episode of Sunday Night
Speaker 2: Heat and talk about one of the greatest promos of
Speaker 2: all time. Let's talk about what was going on in
Speaker 2: the water wrestling at the time with the Wrestling Observer.
Speaker 2: Newsletter from The Observer, July twelfth, nineteen ninety nine, Randy
Speaker 2: Savage appeared on ESPN's X Games, taped in San Francisco
Speaker 2: over the weekend. He didn't make any more sense there
Speaker 2: than he does on wrestling. Meltzer says what he was
Speaker 2: like commentating, what was Randy Savage doing at the X Games.
Speaker 2: Ninety nine X Games, by the way, had to have
Speaker 2: been awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's like the pinnacle of the extreme stuff, right.
Speaker 2: Dude, Oh my god. I mean two thousand might have
Speaker 2: been like peak. I don't you know what. I don't
Speaker 2: know when it peaked, because I know they did one
Speaker 2: of the X Games in Philly and I remember that
Speaker 2: being like super hot. That might have been one or
Speaker 2: something like that. But I mean ninety nine, we're ramping up.
Speaker 2: I was trying to see Dave Mira won his fourth
Speaker 2: gold medal in BMX Street. Oh yeah, that's what he
Speaker 2: said about it.
Speaker 1: I bet Randy Savage was like locked into the extreme
Speaker 1: sports He seems like the type of guy that would.
Speaker 2: Be oh my god, hell yeah, Like Randy Savage is
Speaker 2: an extreme kind of guy. He probably saw those dudes
Speaker 2: and said, I can I can jump off.
Speaker 1: It, Randy, We're not jumping off anything. We're this is
Speaker 1: I mean, this is like the Olympics, but for like
Speaker 1: other stuff.
Speaker 2: You know, I got the knees for it.
Speaker 1: You don't. You don't have the knees for it.
Speaker 2: Man. By the way, after eleven failed attempts, skateboarder Tony
Speaker 2: Hawk finally landed a nine hundred degree spin.
Speaker 1: There it is.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, Macho Man was there for the nine hundred.
Speaker 1: He felt it in his bones.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: You know, it's one of those deals where the cream
Speaker 1: rises to the top of the crop or something.
Speaker 2: You know, Macho Man's finishing All Stars is kind of
Speaker 2: the nine hundred?
Speaker 1: Oh is it? Okay?
Speaker 2: Was you know the spinning elbow drop you He.
Speaker 1: Probably tapped his shit too, he said, I'm coming okay.
Speaker 2: No, we still have no answer why people tapped the elbows.
Speaker 2: And it's not fucking tedder you could they. Travis Pastrano
Speaker 2: won the first ever Moto X freestyle event at this
Speaker 2: X Games. After dislocating his spine the previous spring. That's nuts.
Speaker 1: I mean, landed the nine hundred is awesome. You know,
Speaker 1: kids nowadays they spawn in and they can do the
Speaker 1: nine hundred, But dude, back then, it was fucking amazing.
Speaker 2: First week of skateboarding. You're doing nine hundred, that's intro
Speaker 2: course now, Yeah, man, nine hundred was nuts. It was
Speaker 2: so nuts that they had to like fast track it
Speaker 2: to getting into the game. And that's why the game
Speaker 2: was fucking so hot. N w WF News. Vince McMahon
Speaker 2: suffered a cracked tailbone in a motorcycle accident on July
Speaker 2: fourth and Greenwich, Connecticut. Reports are that McMahon was coming
Speaker 2: around a corner and was hit by a driver backing
Speaker 2: his card off his driveway and knocked off his motorcycle
Speaker 2: and shook him up. He was back at work producing
Speaker 2: rale on July fifth and in the office on July sixth.
Speaker 2: That had to be that goddamn Rakishi.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know what, that would make a lot
Speaker 1: of sense, or Taz.
Speaker 2: Billy you know what, Billy Gun might have did it.
Speaker 2: And then Vince came in on that Monday and said,
Speaker 2: we gotta bury that ass man.
Speaker 1: And the rock said, no fucking problem, nothing cooking ante.
Speaker 4: I've been waiting to do that.
Speaker 2: Final decisions haven't been made on exactly what context Sunday
Speaker 2: Night Heat will be taking starting in late August. Meltzer
Speaker 2: says it's basically certain there won't be specific Heat tapings
Speaker 2: on Sundays and that Sunday shows except on pay per
Speaker 2: view weeks will be regular house shows. There is some
Speaker 2: talk of doing one live Heat per month as a
Speaker 2: live deal one hour before the paper review starts, but
Speaker 2: that isn't definite either, as there is a school of
Speaker 2: thought that notices the crowd heat this year at the
Speaker 2: bit of Paverty shows is way down from prior years,
Speaker 2: even though overall enthusiasm at roll tapings and house shows
Speaker 2: is up. The feeling, and Meltzer says I agree on
Speaker 2: this is that four hours is just too long for
Speaker 2: a show. True, and they can keep the crowd up
Speaker 2: for a fast moving heat, but when the paperview starts
Speaker 2: and they do actual matches, the crowd is often dead.
Speaker 2: So we're kind of in the endgame here of this
Speaker 2: version of Heats. I was wondering, I think we talked
Speaker 2: about that last time, Like how long does it last
Speaker 2: as just a live thing that feels like a crunched
Speaker 2: version of raw And I guess August seems to be
Speaker 2: that time just a month from now will be Heats
Speaker 2: is just probably a tape show that nobody watches.
Speaker 1: That sucks, man, because I thought these that we've been
Speaker 1: watching have been pretty fun.
Speaker 2: I super enjoy like even this one, like you know,
Speaker 2: like we watched it just for the rock promo, but
Speaker 2: I had a fun time watching this show. It's tight,
Speaker 2: Like I mean, you know, I'm also used to attitude
Speaker 2: our stuff, so I kind of get what they're going for.
Speaker 2: But like I mentioned the last one, the short matches
Speaker 2: feel less egregious on a short show like.
Speaker 1: This, right, I think it's the context that really matters,
Speaker 1: you know. And I think they nailed these shows that
Speaker 1: we watched. I'm sure not every single one of them
Speaker 1: was like amazing, sure, but the ones that we ended
Speaker 1: up watching, yeah, I usually walk away thinking, yeah, that
Speaker 1: was pretty cool.
Speaker 2: There are stars on it, like there's you know, the
Speaker 2: Rock and Taker and Caine and Big like all you
Speaker 2: knows are on the show Man and Austin and mister
Speaker 2: yes so by the way, just you know, so we're
Speaker 2: clear here. This was a live show, and this was
Speaker 2: attended by eleven thousand people.
Speaker 1: They love heat.
Speaker 2: Isn't that nuts?
Speaker 1: The people yearned for Sunday night heat.
Speaker 2: That's I mean, that's fucking crazy. That's unheard of. And
Speaker 2: and well.
Speaker 1: Where's his eye?
Speaker 2: We watched it. It's been decimated. He couldn't get another one.
Speaker 2: And I guess Undertaker never Undertaker never got Big Show's
Speaker 2: eye to give to him, So that's just kind of done.
Speaker 2: Instead they game the European title. Yeah, that'll do, which
Speaker 2: he stole. All right, Well, you know they could just
Speaker 2: gave it to him. He didn't win it, like he
Speaker 2: just takes it from The Observer July nineteenth, nineteen ninety nine,
Speaker 2: and he news Meltzer says it was a pretty quiet
Speaker 2: weekend with four shows in Florida, none of which were
Speaker 2: television tapings. The biggest news was that Scott Hall showed
Speaker 2: up at the card in Orlando, Florida on seven to eleven,
Speaker 2: which was held in a small bar. The matches were
Speaker 2: said to be good, with the Dudley's apparently having the
Speaker 2: best brawl they've ever had, but the crowd was overflowing
Speaker 2: nine hundred in a building that couldn't even hold eight
Speaker 2: hundred and close to out of control. Hall was hanging
Speaker 2: out at the bar making sure everyone could see he
Speaker 2: was there, and fans were chanting for him during the matches,
Speaker 2: to the point that he was taking away from the matches.
Speaker 2: He was playing to the crowd back as well, and
Speaker 2: Bubbarey Dudley tried to do an angle, yelling at him
Speaker 2: saying he should be at the WCW pay per view,
Speaker 2: which was taking place at the same time in Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 2: Not exactly sure what Hall was doing there, if it's
Speaker 2: just because he wanted to go to the bar or
Speaker 2: see the show, but he was at a WW booking
Speaker 2: meeting this past week and he should be back imminently
Speaker 2: with a major role since Kevin Nash is the booker now.
Speaker 2: Scott Hall just wanted to show up and see some
Speaker 2: fucking roadkilled Danny during Hot Tags. He wanted to find
Speaker 2: out what it's about, dude.
Speaker 1: Mid Night ninety nine e c W. Yeah, was probably
Speaker 1: a pretty nuts show. I imagine c W Anderson was
Speaker 1: going nuts on that thing.
Speaker 4: He's chili.
Speaker 2: Willie was definitely fucking opening and closing The Son of
Speaker 2: a Bitch.
Speaker 1: I bet Simon Dean had a problem.
Speaker 2: Simon Dean was Hollywood Nova at the time.
Speaker 1: Holy fuck not Simon Dean, DoD dammit.
Speaker 2: Simon Diamonds, he would have a problem, wrong, Dean Douglass.
Speaker 2: Of course, we all were looking forward to it. You're
Speaker 2: a E. C. W.
Speaker 1: Scott, always trying to figure out this problem.
Speaker 2: Who is that guy?
Speaker 1: I know that's not Simon Dean from Raw.
Speaker 2: He goes in the locker room and sees the Blue
Speaker 2: World Odor. I know that's not me.
Speaker 1: He does the fucking sky entrance.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Oh what is me? They do the
Speaker 2: donk Mere spot. Paulie.
Speaker 1: I tried to get away from Hollywood. You're telling me
Speaker 1: he's back here.
Speaker 5: No, that's Simon Diamond And I'm Louis. You're You're not
Speaker 5: paul What is happening? I'm fucked.
Speaker 1: I gotta go, Oh, Louis.
Speaker 2: It was just a bunch of dudes that weren't themselves there. Yeah, man,
Speaker 2: whoa is that kid Rock? No, that's kid Casha, Louie, No,
Speaker 2: this is Paul Now.
Speaker 1: Fuck this place. Man.
Speaker 2: Meltzer says, if there's any doubt as to who the
Speaker 2: most powerful man in wrestling is, it should have been
Speaker 2: answered this weekend it's Tampa DJ Bubba the love Sponge.
Speaker 2: If you believe that we're talking about him again. Wow Wow,
Speaker 2: the four hundred pounder. That's nuts that he put out
Speaker 2: of here. The four hundred pounder as a wow, the
Speaker 2: fat sum bitch as the headline for w CW WWF
Speaker 2: and now e CW having had a horrible match in
Speaker 2: Tampa against Bill A. Fonzo. Last couple of things here
Speaker 2: in w CW News has mentioned Scott Hall should be
Speaker 2: in imminently nash One's time off from the ring to
Speaker 2: concentrate largely on booking. Shane Douglas has signed and will,
Speaker 2: as things stand at this moment, be a part of
Speaker 2: the new Four Horsemen. Yes, well, I have a feeling
Speaker 2: someone in the Four Horsemen may have heard about this
Speaker 2: and ixionated that very quickly.
Speaker 1: Was it Manga?
Speaker 2: It had to be Manga. Just years of calling him
Speaker 2: Dick Flair and saying that Flair is dead sadly did
Speaker 2: not work out for franchise's WCW run.
Speaker 1: Who the fuck told Rick Flair about that? No way
Speaker 1: he ever saw footage of that.
Speaker 2: I saw.
Speaker 1: Who was stoogs in in Florida? And I saw exactly
Speaker 1: who this is.
Speaker 2: And Heat on July eleventh in Indianapolis, the one that
Speaker 2: we're about to talk about drew eleven one hund and
Speaker 2: twenty one people paying two hundred and sixty one thousand,
Speaker 2: seven hundred and twenty dollars. Meltzer says Rock did the
Speaker 2: greatest interview of his life. Holy shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like that's real too, Like this is
Speaker 1: one of my favorite promos ever.
Speaker 2: This is legendary, and uh, we'll talk about it here.
Speaker 2: But I don't remember this being on Heat. In my brain,
Speaker 2: this was definitely on Raw.
Speaker 1: This shit was on WrestleMania my brain.
Speaker 2: There's no Rock going to have taken time out of
Speaker 2: his WrestleMania sag to talk about mister ass. Well, that
Speaker 2: is it for the observer. Now let's talk about WF
Speaker 2: Sunday Night Heat July eleventh, nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into this Heat.
Speaker 2: And now I'm ready for wrestling.
Speaker 1: So we started with the code Open here. Cain has
Speaker 1: arrived to the WWF and he has done a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff. All of this happened within the last week.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's how I fucking thought it first. I
Speaker 2: was like, Wow, Cain just debuted and like already went
Speaker 2: through an entire angle with the Undertaker. But no, it's
Speaker 2: just like a full Cane retrospective here. And again I
Speaker 2: was like, man, Heat like had real angles going on.
Speaker 2: They were continuing main storyline angles from Raw on Heat
Speaker 2: and then like, you know, I guess they just recapt
Speaker 2: it on Raw. So it was cool.
Speaker 1: Also, dude, love this Cane. Look, man, he looks so
Speaker 1: f Yeah sweet here.
Speaker 2: He's a beast man, He's a monster. He gets even
Speaker 2: bigger than this.
Speaker 1: Yeah he does. Man, he gets really juiced out for
Speaker 1: a minute.
Speaker 2: So they say the instance Kine first appeared in the
Speaker 2: WF Hell was unleashed on Earth, but for Undertaker, purgatory
Speaker 2: just begun. Oh by god, that much be the Undertaker's
Speaker 2: brother Kane. Look at the shot of that man. Oh
Speaker 2: that is their mutual father, Paul Bear. Look at him.
Speaker 1: That's my dad. It so is he yours?
Speaker 2: Okay, he's overpower on the Undertaker with a toombs don't
Speaker 2: pile driver. Look at Caine. Well, Cole is doing the
Speaker 2: voice over here, he says straight out of Hell's Fire.
Speaker 2: Caine's sole focus was to eradicate his Broda, but ultimately
Speaker 2: Flesh and Blood seemed to rekindle the bond of brotherhood
Speaker 2: as it does James know and when you try to
Speaker 2: kill your brother, it's okay to just like him again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, if you can make a badass tag team,
Speaker 1: go for it.
Speaker 2: Kane apparently is extending his hand in some sort of
Speaker 2: bond or friendship to his older brother and not Ourtaker's
Speaker 2: returning it. Oh what a brother.
Speaker 1: So Kane offered his hand as a gesture of a friendship. Yes,
Speaker 1: and Taker said yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 2: The paro went off and ship like they both did
Speaker 2: the goddamn Undertaker pose to each other. She was nuts,
Speaker 2: offered his.
Speaker 1: Head does a gesture friend.
Speaker 2: Under the match is the thing they used to do together.
Speaker 2: I taught him it. Shut up, dad, shut up. It's
Speaker 2: not always about you, dad. My name was k Zero.
Speaker 2: History would return to haunt the brothers, and their renewed
Speaker 2: fury could only be settled in an inferno match. So
Speaker 2: they have an inferno match because they don't like each
Speaker 2: other again, and Kane's arm gets set on fire, crazy
Speaker 2: and he's just running around with his arm on fire.
Speaker 1: It looked awesome in the video package.
Speaker 2: It did well, deep wounds die hard, but recently a
Speaker 2: common enemy has risen, stoking speculation of another family reunion.
Speaker 2: And then they just show a sweet one minute compilation
Speaker 2: of Canaan Undertaker beating the absolute fuck out of The
Speaker 2: Big Show.
Speaker 1: Yeah that shit was awesome, dude.
Speaker 2: They hit him with everything, every move, they bring him
Speaker 2: with a chair, He's bleeding, Like, Big Show gets fucked up. Man,
Speaker 2: Welcome to the big leagues, kid.
Speaker 1: And that wasn't even the guy that they were talking about.
Speaker 1: They were talking about Midian.
Speaker 2: Nobody touches Midian.
Speaker 1: That's my brother, that's my real brother, that's my blood brother.
Speaker 2: It's my brother. And iyes have Caanan Undertaker renewed their
Speaker 2: brotherly bond in blood? And if so, what will the
Speaker 2: Big Show do?
Speaker 3: It?
Speaker 2: Live tonight on Heat? So we got a big, big
Speaker 2: angle here to look forward to on Heat. And I
Speaker 2: was like again, I was, I was blown away that
Speaker 2: such like an important deal was on Heat.
Speaker 1: You think that they'd be as ass because he took
Speaker 1: Midian's eye and crushed it to smitherings.
Speaker 2: I don't think they cared a single bit one iota
Speaker 2: about Midian and his eye.
Speaker 1: So we get the WWF Heat intro. I would sing it,
Speaker 1: but I really don't know how to beryl. Oh, that's
Speaker 1: not bad.
Speaker 2: Something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll go with that. That's not good. Actually it's smooth.
Speaker 2: It's a lot smoother than raw. It's not like as hard.
Speaker 2: I think you described it as like kind of a
Speaker 2: video game deal last time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a Nintendo sixty four intro.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and I like it though. I like that.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that intro makes it to the games,
Speaker 2: does it, Like the song might when like you're loading
Speaker 2: into like play Heat on wrestleming in two thousand, it
Speaker 2: might show the logo, But I don't know if any
Speaker 2: of the games ever had the full Heat intro, like
Speaker 2: were so used to seeing, for like the SmackDown intro
Speaker 2: and the raw intro that we kind of get used to.
Speaker 1: No, I don't recall it. It might be they'll I
Speaker 1: have to go in and check.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be I mean again, fun intro and of
Speaker 2: course Pyro in the ring once again for this one.
Speaker 1: That's right. The entering Pyro goes off as Michael Cole
Speaker 1: and Kevin Kelly welcome us into the Market Square arena
Speaker 1: in Indianapolis, Indiana.
Speaker 2: There were so many people and signs that I was like,
Speaker 2: this has to be before a pay per view or
Speaker 2: before raw, but it was neither.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, they were just super hyped up for this.
Speaker 2: Someone had a got Zantag sign that must have been awesome.
Speaker 1: Dude, for real, I was on Zantag for a minute.
Speaker 2: Zantag got me through a lot of my fattest years.
Speaker 2: I haven't had to have it in a while though, thankfully. Well,
Speaker 2: holy shit for the Big Show, The Big Show. So
Speaker 2: we have Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly on commentary, by
Speaker 2: the way, and Big Show comes out as you said
Speaker 2: or you know, I hear his theme and uh man,
Speaker 2: what an absolute hunk this guy is.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, Jim Ross is waiting in the ring to
Speaker 1: do an interview with the Big Show. He comes out.
Speaker 1: He he's in the jeans, he's got the gold chain.
Speaker 1: He looks good.
Speaker 2: Man, dude, hair down, looking big, like this is a
Speaker 2: great look for this guy.
Speaker 1: I love this Yeah, I mean he was ready to
Speaker 1: take over the world.
Speaker 2: No wonder canaan undertaker A jealous of this guy, like
Speaker 2: I would try to get rid of this guy as
Speaker 2: soon as possible. He's gonna fuck all of our pushes up.
Speaker 1: That's literally what everyone thought here because everyone took every
Speaker 1: opportunity they could to fuck this guy's run up.
Speaker 2: That's pretty much what his promo is here too. So
Speaker 2: JR here is here and he says, big Man, I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna mention any words. I know you're not either,
Speaker 2: but at Chabis you got big, big problems on your hands.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 2: I mean, like JR doesn't really do much else other
Speaker 2: than that, but I always I think it just reminds
Speaker 2: me of like Mean Gene. I always like, like an
Speaker 2: interviewer being there with somebody. He makes it feel like legitimate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they felt like WCW Yeah, like with Big Show
Speaker 1: coming in, like the Giant with Mean Gene or something.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah yeah yeah. So show says, well, you know,
Speaker 2: when I first came to the WF, I had a
Speaker 2: lot of pressure on me. A lot of people had
Speaker 2: high expectations. A lot of the other guys saw me
Speaker 2: as their ticket to the top. They knew if they
Speaker 2: took out the Big Show that they were gonna be
Speaker 2: on top, which you know, that's fucking I mean, if
Speaker 2: it's either you or them, Big Man, he's also out
Speaker 2: of breath doing this, Bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. I came into the WWF and I
Speaker 1: fucked that whole cage match up for everybody. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: about that. That was fucked up, But I'm really gonna
Speaker 1: try to change things here. Don't put me against the
Speaker 1: Big boss Man, please.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: And maybe don't put me in a team with the
Speaker 2: Undertaker either. There's probably a lot of decisions if we
Speaker 2: could just kind of not do that, maybe let me
Speaker 2: beat Austin for the belt and then we can kind
Speaker 2: of take it from there.
Speaker 1: Nah, now has to do that. You can be with Midion, Okay,
Speaker 1: it don't matter.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's eventually how it is. I don't care
Speaker 2: whatever I can put me with whoever. Big Show says
Speaker 2: to put a great, big bullseye on his forehead, not
Speaker 2: talking about Midian's eye that he crushed. Of course, this
Speaker 2: is different. This is a bullseye. Well, Show's so that's
Speaker 2: okay with me. You can line them up one by
Speaker 2: one and I'm gonna knock them all down one by
Speaker 2: one and the crowd pops. They're into them, dude, big pop. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was cool. Which I couldn't figure out if he's
Speaker 2: the face or heel in this angle.
Speaker 1: Just shades of gray.
Speaker 2: Dude, m right. Lately, things have been getting clear and clearer.
Speaker 2: Big Show says, seems like Knan Undertaker don't want to
Speaker 2: play by the one by one program, so the brothers
Speaker 2: Grim decided to recreate a little history. What was it
Speaker 2: less than a year ago when Canan Undertaker reunited? But
Speaker 2: less than a year ago, I wasn't in the WWF.
Speaker 2: He says that really passionately, like I don't know if
Speaker 2: he was like, fuck, yeah, I wasn't here.
Speaker 1: Yes, I thought that was an awesome line. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: wasn't here, so you guys could do whatever you want.
Speaker 1: But now I'm here.
Speaker 2: Fuck you crowd kind of popps when he wasn't here either. Yeah,
Speaker 2: go back to WCW. We love w CWI. Troe No Troe,
Speaker 2: he says, I don't care what anybody says. Canan the
Speaker 2: Undertaker of reunited to take down the show for good? Well,
Speaker 2: guess what, news flash, that's not gonna happen. He's so
Speaker 2: fucking fired up at the end of all these sentences.
Speaker 2: I kind of loved it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Big Show was like he still thought, like, man,
Speaker 1: I got it all here, I'm gonna take over.
Speaker 2: Well, he like he kind of taps into something crazy here.
Speaker 2: He must have been watching like the Top Guys at
Speaker 2: the time, and he knew what had to be done
Speaker 2: to end this pro bo. So he says, Taker, Oh, Taker,
Speaker 2: tomorrow night on RAW, I'm gonna take you to the
Speaker 2: big show.
Speaker 1: Great line.
Speaker 2: And as far as your extra crispy kentucky fried little
Speaker 2: brother goes, yes.
Speaker 4: Get it to a big show. You're right there, you're
Speaker 4: right there.
Speaker 2: And fully loaded. I'm gonna give him the rid of
Speaker 2: his life. No, to hell with fully loaded. I'm starting tonight.
Speaker 2: As soon as you walk your big red burnt ass
Speaker 2: in this building, it's showtime. And I was like, wow,
Speaker 2: that's a great ender. And then he still talks and
Speaker 2: that's the last word wid.
Speaker 1: The arm too. He's fired up man.
Speaker 2: So that's his catchphrase. Huh that's the last word. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think I've read it in the Observer here that
Speaker 2: he was that was supposed to be his new catchphrase.
Speaker 2: And that's the last word. You don't think that's a
Speaker 2: little close to and that's the bottom line.
Speaker 1: Oh well, maybe that's the idea is like, you know
Speaker 1: you can ride that wave too, you know.
Speaker 2: There's sure sure, Yeah, I mean you take twice. Dicto's
Speaker 2: room up here.
Speaker 1: Well fuck not for your big ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean good provo sadly and that's the last word.
Speaker 2: Does not last the test of time, though I don't
Speaker 2: think the sticks.
Speaker 1: Tonight's show we have Kane versus Bradshaw in a no
Speaker 1: holds barred match.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because Caine can cust Bradshaw.
Speaker 1: I have a feeling that Kane is going to get
Speaker 1: a receipt tonight. Maybe a few We have mister ass
Speaker 1: versus test.
Speaker 2: Dude, that again every single time. I know We've seen
Speaker 2: a million times of it, but I just can't get
Speaker 2: over the fact that he's like, it's not his nickname,
Speaker 2: it's his name. He's not Billy Gunn on the show.
Speaker 2: He's mister a s.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's only Billy Gunn when the Rock's ready to
Speaker 1: end his whole ship.
Speaker 2: Well, we will also see the Rock tonight and Billy
Speaker 2: Gunn just had a fucking chill go down his spine.
Speaker 1: He's legit just posted up backstage right now, scared for
Speaker 1: his life.
Speaker 2: On the sheet in the back, it says, you know
Speaker 2: VIC show promo, you get a match rock in ring,
Speaker 2: followed by Billy Rebuttal and Billy starts getting a cold
Speaker 2: sweat off.
Speaker 1: What do you mean.
Speaker 2: Rebuttle? All right? Like, because it's my name, right, Reastle
Speaker 2: is what he would say.
Speaker 1: We also have the Brood versus the Corporate Ministry.
Speaker 2: Wow, what a team. Who's on the corporate Ministry team?
Speaker 2: And why is this the best team ever?
Speaker 1: It's the Big boss Man, Viscera and Midian. Yes, I
Speaker 1: mean this is an all star lineup here.
Speaker 2: Dude, you look at that one team. It's Big Show's
Speaker 2: entire future.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it is it is, dude, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's his whole fucking rest of his attitude a run
Speaker 1: at least, and then they send his as to ob
Speaker 1: So we go backstage. Terry Taylor is here with the Brood.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, he can't be. He can't be the
Speaker 2: brude talking in nineteen ninety nine. We're in the locker room. Uh,
Speaker 2: it's Terry Taylor, I wrote Kevin Kelly. There's just so
Speaker 2: many fucking alliteration names here. Terry Taylor's back here, and
Speaker 2: there's just a it's a dark room, A bunch of
Speaker 2: candles lit up, and Terry Taylor says, Brude back together again,
Speaker 2: side by side, edge, what's been going on. I wrote
Speaker 2: all caps no no, no, no.
Speaker 1: No well Terry.
Speaker 2: Taylor, no no, no dumb session standing up no no no.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 4: Why did we ask?
Speaker 2: Why didn't we scribble it off the sheet? In the
Speaker 2: back Brood promo? Are you fucking getting me? I hate
Speaker 2: I hate that you have like his fucking infliction down
Speaker 2: so well, it's like.
Speaker 4: Fucking making me mad hearing it. Everyone loves the Brood.
Speaker 2: The bloodlines that bind becomes strained from time to time,
Speaker 2: but once again all is back in lie.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Gang Greel started pumping hiss No no, now,
Speaker 1: gang Girl talks.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: Gang Girl's promos are nuts because he doesn't take breaths.
Speaker 2: He has to say it all like in one like.
Speaker 2: It's it's almost like he's trying to combine them all
Speaker 2: into one big word.
Speaker 1: Vampires don't breathe.
Speaker 2: The difference is, my brood brothers have resolved the lack
Speaker 2: of communication, whatever you want to call it. But with
Speaker 2: the passing of adversity comes strength. He definitely calls them
Speaker 2: this brood brothers too.
Speaker 1: What a good promo?
Speaker 2: Game grew?
Speaker 1: Good job, Nil, that game grew.
Speaker 2: Oh thank you? I ever try to run out of
Speaker 2: my promos.
Speaker 1: I love our group. I hope we stay together after tonight.
Speaker 2: I think they'll keep us together for a long time.
Speaker 2: My career is gonna go well. And yeah, Christians are
Speaker 2: kind of a in between of both the fury of
Speaker 2: the brood wial rage forever.
Speaker 1: Good job.
Speaker 2: You did, really good Christian. I like how you talk.
Speaker 1: Charry Taylor is just looking what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 1: Holy fuck it, I was a red rooster.
Speaker 2: Edge of course has to end it with the Brudes
Speaker 2: catch RaSE.
Speaker 1: Beware take there because the freaks still come out at night.
Speaker 6: I ah, that's what they So they walk up the walks.
Speaker 1: Sarry Taylor's looking at him. No, we fucking know that. O.
Speaker 4: Fuck, let's goob Christian.
Speaker 2: And they made fun of that first one. Hot boys,
Speaker 2: we fucking got that one. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 2: Fucking whatever residuals that the Brude was getting from anything
Speaker 2: Brude related should all go to Jim Johnson. That song
Speaker 2: carried this entire run, Dude.
Speaker 1: The entrance was kick ass, dude.
Speaker 2: It is so awesome, man, Wow, Like I mean, people,
Speaker 2: you know, I don't know how many people remember The
Speaker 2: Brude was not even a year long.
Speaker 1: Was it really not even a year long?
Speaker 2: It might have been eight months, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean the Hardy Boys joined the Brood too.
Speaker 2: They fucking dish your fright because you.
Speaker 1: Want to be wearing take care. They do all about that.
Speaker 2: They needed promo help from Gang Grill.
Speaker 1: Like, I can't even I'm trying to think in my
Speaker 1: head what Jeff Hardy's brood voice would be. It's sucking
Speaker 1: me up. Oh my god, dude, it's I mean, that's
Speaker 1: like a lot like trying to like think where that
Speaker 1: would even go in my head. But I feel like
Speaker 1: it would just come out of some like southern accent deal.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, it's gotta be it's gotta have
Speaker 2: some kind of twang to it, But I don't know
Speaker 2: what southern twang vampire voice you could buster. I don't know, man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like someone's just kinda just think about it, man,
Speaker 1: just think about it.
Speaker 2: It's in my brain and I'm laughing at it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like that It is good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, that's just awesome. Michael Hayes is there too,
Speaker 1: probably in the brood with.
Speaker 2: His pimp Cane. I'm a vampire, Yeah, we know, Michael,
Speaker 2: Is that right? Michael?
Speaker 1: How it was time for the Brood versus the corporate Ministry.
Speaker 2: Let's fucking go. I mean, I love the Brood entrance.
Speaker 2: As we said, the Brood entrance is so sick something
Speaker 2: I don't know if we talked about on the last episode.
Speaker 2: But I do enjoy the heat nameplate where it's just
Speaker 2: randomly capitalized letters sometimes. And uh, they're making their entrance here,
Speaker 2: Gangirl does the blood spit and Michael Cole says, a
Speaker 2: haunting entrance for the Brood and Kevin speaking of Haunting,
Speaker 2: and Kevin Kelly says, yeah, I wonder if DreamWorks had
Speaker 2: these three in mind in their latest production. I'm like, what,
Speaker 2: And then it shows a whole movie commercial for The Haunting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't see this on the version. I why
Speaker 1: should just crossed asovs straight into the corporate industry entrance?
Speaker 2: Dude, Okay, That's why I went and looked, because it
Speaker 2: was such a weird cut that WWF usually doesn't do that.
Speaker 2: I was like, something had to have gotten cut out here.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it was a it was an advertisement for
Speaker 2: The Haunting. I don't know if I've seen this movie.
Speaker 2: Liam Neeson, Owen Wilson, Catherine Zeita Jones have you seen this?
Speaker 1: Ah, that is like a crazy lineup for a horror movie.
Speaker 2: It actually is pretty nuts. Who produced by Donna Arkivroth,
Speaker 2: Colin Wilson. I don't know who, I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this it had a This.
Speaker 1: Poster is awesome. Oh wait, this is the nineteen sixty
Speaker 1: three film, so this must have been a remake.
Speaker 2: The film was a financial success, grossing one hundred and
Speaker 2: eighty point two million worldwide against the production budget of
Speaker 2: eighty million. What does Rotten Tomatoes say about it? Can
Speaker 2: you see that?
Speaker 1: It has a seventeen percent on Rotten Tomatoes. Okay, and
Speaker 1: it has a twenty eight percent popcorn meter on Rotten Tomatoes.
Speaker 1: So neither fans or critics enjoyed this movie. That sucks.
Speaker 1: That's perfect for the WWF.
Speaker 2: They were looking to take inspiration from the Haunting for
Speaker 2: the rest of the.
Speaker 1: Here's the critics consensus for this movie. Sophisticated visual effects
Speaker 1: fail to offset awkward performances and an uneven script. Hmm okay, wow,
Speaker 1: so you got like all these all star actors in
Speaker 1: here and still like there was awkward performances.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how the fuck is that? Maybe I donutless, They're
Speaker 2: just not used to doing horror these people PG.
Speaker 1: Thirteen. Horror is also incredibly tough.
Speaker 2: That's that stinks. There was a four K release of this,
Speaker 2: by the way, just in case you want to add
Speaker 2: to your collection.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: Uh right.
Speaker 1: So last Monday, Big boss Man beat the fuck out
Speaker 1: of the Brood with the night stick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, Edge beat boss Man and then uh, boss
Speaker 2: Man didn't like that, so he beat the fuck out
Speaker 2: of him. Christians tried to make the save. He beat
Speaker 2: the fuck out of him. And the question is, James,
Speaker 2: where was Gangrol? Why did Gangrel not come out to
Speaker 2: help the Brood.
Speaker 1: He was probably outside the arena with Kevin Thorn.
Speaker 2: He went and saw the premiere of The Haunting.
Speaker 1: That sucked. That was a waste of time.
Speaker 2: That's what he said too. That movie sucked and it
Speaker 2: was a waste of time. Midian is the European Champion
Speaker 2: by law because he took it out of Shane McMahon's
Speaker 2: bag and he just has it now.
Speaker 1: He should get butt ass naked.
Speaker 2: That's what the All the writers in the back were
Speaker 2: pointing at the monitor during this and saying he needs
Speaker 2: to fucking get naked. He needs to get naked now.
Speaker 1: So Midian and Edge start things off here, a true
Speaker 1: dream match for the two men sitting right here.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that much future WrestleMania main event. If
Speaker 2: things went tal it should have went.
Speaker 1: Edge takes out Midian with a clothesline. Here, Christian tags in.
Speaker 1: Christian spams some monkey flips with the little medieval shirt on.
Speaker 2: Midian did not want to get up very high for these,
Speaker 2: and that's why he only took one of them. The
Speaker 2: second one he pushed them off and said fuck off.
Speaker 1: Midian and Viscera do some tag team action man. Midian
Speaker 1: drop toe holds Christian. Viscera hits a leg drop.
Speaker 2: Dude, viscer leg drop to the back of your head
Speaker 2: should be a finish.
Speaker 1: By the way, I thought Viscera was gonna do the
Speaker 1: SmackDown versus raw elbow drop.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know when you're when you got legs
Speaker 2: like that, why not use them big? The big elbow
Speaker 2: drop from a big man is Big Show's thing. By
Speaker 2: the way, he can't do that.
Speaker 1: Oh, he is gonna use those later.
Speaker 4: He's going to.
Speaker 2: Spam the maaction dude. But yeah, Midian and Viscera having
Speaker 2: tag team moves together got me super excited, Like I
Speaker 2: don't know. I'm assuming you know what, I actually don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming they were tag champions at one point, and
Speaker 2: I imagine it was a one week rain one week
Speaker 2: in ninety nine. Absolutely, yeah, you're right, that is a
Speaker 2: long rain in ninety tin. I'm trying to I mean, fuck,
Speaker 2: I know, let's see. Uh No, Midian was only ever
Speaker 2: tag champion with his fucking boy Henry.
Speaker 1: Oh oh that's pretty cool though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, that was cool. So wow, Midian Visser
Speaker 2: never got the tag titles. I guess maybe because APA
Speaker 2: were like the cool tag team of the ministry, so
Speaker 2: they were like, we're not gonna I'm not gonna give
Speaker 2: it to you, guys. The fucking accolytes are here? Are
Speaker 2: you gonna be speaking of?
Speaker 1: By the way, Midian misses an elbow drop off the
Speaker 1: second here, yes, and Edge comes in off the hot.
Speaker 2: Tag well spear, he spears, Midian. It's not like a
Speaker 2: established finish or anything yet, so it's kind of just
Speaker 2: to get the fuck out of here. Midian move and
Speaker 2: then he starts firing off on Viscera on commentary. By
Speaker 2: the way, they're talking about how there's gonna be some
Speaker 2: contract negotiations between Stone Cold and Vince. But we understand
Speaker 2: Al Snow is in some contract negotiations of his own
Speaker 2: in the back. I don't that could have legitimately been anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were trying to fire him.
Speaker 2: They were trying to do breach of contract negotiations, trying
Speaker 2: to keep his job.
Speaker 1: Right now, there's not ang on the sorry anything. It
Speaker 1: just sucks.
Speaker 2: We just want to update you that we were trying
Speaker 2: to actively get rid of Al Snow. Do not tune out.
Speaker 2: We do not want him on to hear.
Speaker 1: We're trying to take care of this right now. I
Speaker 1: promise you this will not be a problem in the future.
Speaker 2: We have our highest attorneys getting rid of Al Snow
Speaker 2: as we speak. This would not be a problem in
Speaker 2: the future.
Speaker 1: So Edge, it's a spinning heel kick on the boss man.
Speaker 1: Here hits a crossbody off the top. Well wait a minute, Oh,
Speaker 1: Gang Grel comes in the ring and he grabs Edge
Speaker 1: and hits the impaler on him.
Speaker 4: No, you just had a great promo. No, you fucking vampire.
Speaker 4: Fuck what are you doing? You bitch about a steak,
Speaker 4: bitch set about fire next week?
Speaker 1: Edge cuts a promo. You are a fucking vampire.
Speaker 2: Dude, Christian immediately snap into something else. Wow, that vampire
Speaker 2: is a free fucking freakazoid, isn't he.
Speaker 1: Not cool? Gang Grel?
Speaker 2: That was bodacious of you, Gang Grel, epically bodacious.
Speaker 1: That was non non heinous. Gang girl.
Speaker 2: Vampire fuck fuck you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess gang Girl got a job at the office.
Speaker 1: He's not a vampire anymore. He's with the corporate ministry.
Speaker 2: He's actively trying to get rid of our snow.
Speaker 1: He's just David Now, no, not David.
Speaker 2: We hate d.
Speaker 1: He's gonna shake some ship up.
Speaker 2: Oh David in a suit that's like Marty scaryman in
Speaker 2: the world of lead to goats.
Speaker 4: Media war suit to Oh my god, he did, he did.
Speaker 2: He was in Southern Justice. They were getting that ship
Speaker 2: done too.
Speaker 1: Gang Girl was supposed to be in that too, Jeff.
Speaker 2: Harty as well as a vampire. Yeah, man, gang girls
Speaker 2: didn't have to do this ship man, Like I thought
Speaker 2: they had some some unity in the back doing that promo.
Speaker 1: I know they seem like such good friends, I know.
Speaker 2: Man, and but you know, gang they They explain it
Speaker 2: later that gang Girl was jealous of Edge. Why, yeah,
Speaker 2: jealous of what he's like he's kind of a losery
Speaker 2: a super.
Speaker 1: Pissed off of this guy, Like this guy took the
Speaker 1: time to dress up like this and do all the
Speaker 1: candles for the backstage stuff, and you're still angry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like there is no fucking appeasing you hung Gangrel.
Speaker 2: No wonder why white Wolf owns your name? You bazard?
Speaker 1: That sucks. Yeah, I was just reading about that recently too, you.
Speaker 2: Will be fred.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: Okay, So dude, I always knew of the white Wolf
Speaker 2: thing because in the video game intros it was always
Speaker 2: in the beginning credits, like how I would say, like
Speaker 2: the trademarks and all, like you know, fucking Haulkkens owned
Speaker 2: by this or whatever the fuck, Like Gangrel is property
Speaker 2: of white Wolf was always in that text.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I didn't even recognize that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so forever gang Grel property of white Wolf.
Speaker 1: Well we go backstage. It seems the firing of Al
Speaker 1: Snow didn't go so well.
Speaker 2: Well, no, because they have him talking to the minis.
Speaker 2: They put four minis on the case, and they just
Speaker 2: don't want to deal with Al Snow either. They don't
Speaker 2: want to work them, let alone deal with the situation
Speaker 2: here and Al Snow has some contracts for them, and
Speaker 2: he tells them it's their green card and if they
Speaker 2: sign it, they can they can work on the show.
Speaker 2: And he looks at the one mini who's wearing like
Speaker 2: a soldier outfit, and he says, have you ever seen
Speaker 2: Small Soldiers? Which I just wanted to bring up because
Speaker 2: I love small soldiers?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's Battalion. He absolutely has, because that is a
Speaker 1: great fucking movie, dude.
Speaker 2: It is great, longer than I remember it being though
Speaker 2: I watched it back like last year, Longer than I
Speaker 2: I thought it was like a tight movie. It's like
Speaker 2: a two hour deal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's definitely a lot going on in that movie,
Speaker 1: for sure. The fucking Gorgonites good nuts, though, man.
Speaker 2: They dude, the end sequence is absolutely insane. They like
Speaker 2: take out a whole neighborhood, a whole neighborhood sent into
Speaker 2: an action figure army scene. It's insane.
Speaker 1: The toys were pretty sweet for that deal, too, man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I it was probably the whole real
Speaker 2: life toys. Yes, yeah, I actually bought a couple like
Speaker 2: I saw one in the wild. I saw like a
Speaker 2: fucking small soldier set. I think I sent you it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, shit is awesome. I gotta I gotta get more
Speaker 2: of those. I need more Gorganites, dude, the Gorgonites. Man,
Speaker 2: you can't beat that. I mean, what was a commander?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, fuck, it's gonna bother me. Who is
Speaker 2: the main heel Gangrel from White Wolf, Major Chip Hazard,
Speaker 2: That's who it is? What's not Ganggrel a fucking White Wolf?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: Well, Al says, uh, come on, guys, I got a
Speaker 2: pen right here. Sign it. So he has them sign
Speaker 2: these contracts for whatever the fuck Al Snow is doing
Speaker 2: this week. I assume they just let als Know do
Speaker 2: what he wanted so he would just leave him alone.
Speaker 1: He needed four signatures from people who work for the
Speaker 1: WWF him to keep his job, and thankfully he found
Speaker 1: four people who could do it.
Speaker 2: It was a petition. They didn't know what they were signing.
Speaker 1: It shows Gangrel leaving the venue to join Kevin Thorn outside.
Speaker 2: This was fucking funniest shit, dude. There's a freeze frame
Speaker 2: of this when they're talking about because it was during
Speaker 2: the break and it's gang Girl just kind of peeking
Speaker 2: out of a door in broad daylight. It looked like
Speaker 2: he was like not really thrilled about being outside.
Speaker 1: Well he's a vampire.
Speaker 2: But then he just kind of walks out. He walks
Speaker 2: and then goes down the stairs of the arena. Where
Speaker 2: the hell are you going the Bowery?
Speaker 1: Heate a bad place to be.
Speaker 2: Everyone in the w WF hates everyone from the Bowery.
Speaker 2: I promise you that gang girl, you don't want to
Speaker 2: go there.
Speaker 1: So now it's time for the Al Snow town Hall.
Speaker 2: Yeah, also comes out with head. He is the hardcore champion,
Speaker 2: and Michael Cole says in recent weeks rumors in the
Speaker 2: locker room where the gang girl was jealous of the
Speaker 2: popularity of Edge, that's where they mentioned that here Edge
Speaker 2: was getting so popular, must be just because the girls
Speaker 2: like them.
Speaker 1: Let me also state this real quick, so please, this
Speaker 1: is going to turn into a schmas here, yes, here
Speaker 1: in a second. So they do this segment here on
Speaker 1: the show where Al Snow has these guys sign this
Speaker 1: match contract deal, yes, and they have a match sort
Speaker 1: of kind of right, and there's no fucking finish. Why
Speaker 1: did we do that.
Speaker 2: Again with guys that work for the w WF, Like
Speaker 2: they talk about like, oh, these guys are from super Astros,
Speaker 2: they work here, buddy, and this match has no finish,
Speaker 2: and it does. It's a followed up on I thought
Speaker 2: that we're gonna do the gag. I mean, we're jumping
Speaker 2: out a bit, but I thought we were gonna they
Speaker 2: were gonna do the gag of like they fight to
Speaker 2: the back. Something happens and then we see the finish
Speaker 2: of the match like in the locker room because it
Speaker 2: was for the Hardwirre title and the ref went with them.
Speaker 1: No it legit just ends.
Speaker 2: Like many a times I'm watching an al Snow segment,
Speaker 2: it is a waste of my time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like Alstow was like, I have an idea for it,
Speaker 1: and I kind of want to do it where you
Speaker 1: tong my balls and ass and they said sure things,
Speaker 1: so like what uh, what do we need to do
Speaker 1: to get there?
Speaker 2: It's like, I have an idea here for your smallest competitors,
Speaker 2: if you could get the before we please.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck? They just they leave. It's not
Speaker 1: even a fucking match, Like, yeah, this is fuck.
Speaker 2: It is the longest match on the show, though.
Speaker 1: It is to set up that fucking finish.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking insane. So Ali says, all right, I cut
Speaker 2: the music. Hey, that's somebody else's thing. They'll do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't get to do that, buddy.
Speaker 2: You do not cut the fucking music. You keep your
Speaker 2: music on. He says, I got a short amount of time.
Speaker 2: You'll understand why I'm saying that in just a minute.
Speaker 2: You know, I get it. Did the crowd not see
Speaker 2: the fucking video?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Is that not shown on the tron? Oh?
Speaker 1: Maybe not?
Speaker 2: I don't know. He says. I showed up in the
Speaker 2: arena tonight like a good boy, like I always do.
Speaker 2: And what do they tell me? Al, You're not having
Speaker 2: a match tonight?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Wow, they have a real direction for this show.
Speaker 2: I like that. They announced that to the live crowd too,
Speaker 2: Al's not having a match to night, and they went
Speaker 2: fucking bananas. Holy shit. They should have the rock telling
Speaker 2: that Al, you're not having a match tonight.
Speaker 1: You know, if you guys came to Heat to see
Speaker 1: some Jabbroni monkey's ass have a match, well then you
Speaker 1: are gonna be disappointed because Al, you are not wrestling
Speaker 1: here tonight. If you're some.
Speaker 2: Man so Al says, nobody wants to wrestle him because
Speaker 2: they all think he's crazy. That's what they tell you.
Speaker 1: They don't want to wrestle you because you absolutely suck.
Speaker 2: So yeah, he says, because they think he's crazy in
Speaker 2: the crowd, Pops and Kevin Kelly says, well you are,
Speaker 2: and Al says, well, if you want something done right,
Speaker 2: you got to do it yourself. So I figured I'm
Speaker 2: going to have a hardcore title match tonight. Okay, I
Speaker 2: went all around backstage, you couldn't find anybody, but then
Speaker 2: I found the right guys. So, guys, you're the next
Speaker 2: contestants on the prices, right, so.
Speaker 4: Come on down.
Speaker 2: So we have a hardcore title match. It's Al Snow
Speaker 2: versus WWF, Super Astro's Best. It's Minnie Nova, Max, Mini
Speaker 2: Battalion and ele Tito. So they're all in the ring
Speaker 2: and Al says, I just want to do hardcore. I understand,
Speaker 2: you know, let me show you. So Aw goes out
Speaker 2: side and he pulls out a bunch of weapons and
Speaker 2: it's like, you know, playground chairs and shit, just kids
Speaker 2: fucking shit. And then he has a metal sheet and
Speaker 2: he gets in the ring and he tries swinging out
Speaker 2: to me. He's chasing them all around around the ring
Speaker 2: like he's trying to squish him, like a bug and
Speaker 2: the man he's all powder and run away and that's
Speaker 2: like pretty much the next five minutes of this match.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so al Snow grabs the largest broomstick ever and
Speaker 1: chases him back to the ring here.
Speaker 2: I wasn't even convinced it was a broomstick because it
Speaker 2: was huge.
Speaker 1: It really was. Yeah, it was massive. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: a power pole from dragon Ball.
Speaker 2: I don't fucking know what. It's all good. Somebody will
Speaker 2: somebody will be happy about that.
Speaker 1: It's not me, though, Yeah, whenever you learn about it,
Speaker 1: it will be and you won't be happy about it,
Speaker 1: though it's awesome.
Speaker 2: Just remind me of the Al Snow broom once we
Speaker 2: get there, and then I'll be like, whoa, that is
Speaker 2: fucking totally what it is.
Speaker 1: So el to Rito comes in the ring with a
Speaker 1: fire exting, We're sure and uses it on Al Snow.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so el to Rito is the only one with
Speaker 2: a mask here and he's fucking large.
Speaker 1: But Ta and Max Minnie grabbed the broomstick and crotch
Speaker 1: Al Snow. They try to break the broomstick on top
Speaker 1: of Alsnow, but it doesn't break the fucking first time.
Speaker 2: No, they have to hit him with a few times
Speaker 2: before it breaks, and I feel like it just breaks
Speaker 2: in their hands, not even against his back.
Speaker 1: They all proceed to hit splashes on Al Snow for
Speaker 1: a two count until El Tito hits a huge sent
Speaker 1: on here.
Speaker 2: Big scent on dude. Battalion did like a one to
Speaker 2: eighty splash too. They were kind of doing different variations.
Speaker 1: They were going for it tonight two full hours of
Speaker 1: Pacific Blue after Sunday Night Heat featuring WWF's Triple H.
Speaker 2: Yay uh. I don't know what Pacific Blue is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know either. It's probably some Law and
Speaker 1: Order show.
Speaker 2: It was an LAPD bike cop unit patrolling Santa Monica
Speaker 2: and Venice Beach there.
Speaker 1: It is law and Order tuo in here.
Speaker 2: They put Triple H on the bike or was Triple
Speaker 2: H getting arrested. It's probably like Bill Goldberg on Law
Speaker 2: and Order when he was on PCP.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they beat the shit out of him.
Speaker 2: No way, Triple H was putting himself in a situation
Speaker 2: to get the ship beat out of him.
Speaker 1: So many Nova goes to hit Al Snow with the
Speaker 1: Kokie sheet, but Al Snow moves and he hits Battalion by.
Speaker 2: Accident, No, and Battalion takes us personally because he grabs
Speaker 2: the sheet and hits him back in the head with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're all arguing. Everyone's pissed off. Al Snow, in
Speaker 1: the meantime, grabs the fire extinguisher and uses it all
Speaker 1: the minis.
Speaker 2: They're all probably pissed that they had to fucking work
Speaker 2: with Al Snow. They could have probably had a sweet,
Speaker 2: like just tight four minute four way. Instead, Al Snow
Speaker 2: got put into their fucking match and blew it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I wonder if they also like recorded super Astros
Speaker 1: during this, because if the show's only an hour long,
Speaker 1: they probably recorded a bunch of other stuff too.
Speaker 2: For some reason. I think they did. I think it
Speaker 2: was Astros and I Shotgun comes to mind too, but
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's right.
Speaker 1: Sure, okay, I mean that makes the most sense, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So Al SNAr chases Maximni a Battalion around the rink.
Speaker 1: Here in the meantime, El Turito sets up a ladder
Speaker 1: and Mini Nova climbs up to the top of the
Speaker 1: fucking ladder and jumps off of it onto Al Snow.
Speaker 2: And it was so awesome that everyone else also does
Speaker 2: this over and over again. Battalion gets up there and
Speaker 2: dives off of it. Battalion dives and blows out both
Speaker 2: of his knees. That looked like he did not land.
Speaker 1: Well, dude, it was awesome.
Speaker 2: It was awesome. Elterito dives as well. He splashes al
Speaker 2: and then off the top max Many top rope, not
Speaker 2: top of ladder. This is even higher Maximeny diving twisting
Speaker 2: splash on Alsono on the floor.
Speaker 1: So many Nova has the salad tongues and he shoves
Speaker 1: them up Alsono's ass.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's tossing his salad. He is tossing
Speaker 2: a salad coated A fucking light bulb just went off.
Speaker 1: Kevin Kelly is yelling salad tongs. He's using salad tongs.
Speaker 2: Well, they start two of the other ones starts squeezing
Speaker 2: Al's nipples and then they use salad tongs on his balls.
Speaker 2: This is fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so many Nova shoves the salad tongues up al
Speaker 1: Snow's ass. Battalion and Elturita then pinch Alsno's nipples individually, respectfully,
Speaker 1: right with the salad tongs. Yeah, each I don't know
Speaker 1: where four salad tongs came from here, but here they
Speaker 1: all are. Then El Tito grabs Al Snow's balls with
Speaker 1: the tongs.
Speaker 2: And they're really giving it to him, man, I mean
Speaker 2: he squeezed all over. He's gonna pop.
Speaker 1: And that's the end of the match, because then Al
Speaker 1: Snow does the big show royal rumpel spot and they
Speaker 1: all run out of the arena.
Speaker 2: They all have him gripped up with four salad tongs
Speaker 2: and he looks at him and he says, what was
Speaker 2: the best match at WrestleMania to.
Speaker 1: Well, then is it same to say Al Snow that
Speaker 1: you've never had a good match.
Speaker 2: In your entire area? That is that is the funniest
Speaker 2: fucking thing ever. Like I would have stopped doing interviews
Speaker 2: after that.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess the match is a no contest due
Speaker 1: to the salad tongs to the nipples, ass and dick
Speaker 1: and balls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, they all run, the ref goes back there.
Speaker 2: I thought the camera was gonna follow them. In fact,
Speaker 2: I thought they were gonna like, what who shows up
Speaker 2: right after this? I thought they were gonna run into him.
Speaker 1: Oh that would have been fucking pretty cool.
Speaker 4: Dude, That's what I thought.
Speaker 2: That was what was going like, okay, so the Rock
Speaker 2: is walking through the hallway here, which I got super
Speaker 2: fired up and said, oh my fucking god, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: it's time. But I thought alsonowing the Minis were gonna
Speaker 2: run by him or like finish the match, like in
Speaker 2: front of the Rock and he walks by them or
Speaker 2: something or fucking does something. But no, it's just fucking
Speaker 2: it's just done. They just run in the back and
Speaker 2: it's over. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They pitched this to The Rock and they told him
Speaker 1: who was going to be in the segment, and he'd
Speaker 1: had to share screen time with.
Speaker 2: Him, and The Rock said, Al, don't worry, I'll deal
Speaker 2: with Al later. First I have to deal with Billy.
Speaker 1: The Rock has a better idea for Al. How about
Speaker 1: Minnie Nova Battalion el Toedo and Max Minnie Salad tong
Speaker 1: his nipples balls and as, Oh.
Speaker 2: You know what, Rock, that's a great idea. What the
Speaker 2: hell let's do that. So, yeah, it's time. It is
Speaker 2: fucking time.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was super excited for this. The Rock town
Speaker 1: Hall is up next, He's come to talk on his
Speaker 1: show Sunday Night. E I'm excited.
Speaker 2: So again, just to reiterate in my brain, this promo
Speaker 2: happened on Raw and also this promo happened with Billy
Speaker 2: Gunn like either on the ramp or on the stage,
Speaker 2: like he was here to take this beating verbally. But
Speaker 2: neither of those were true. This was on the Rock
Speaker 2: show Heat, and Billy Gunn is not here.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I actually wrote down in my notes here that
Speaker 1: I thought this was on SmackDown, Oh, which is also
Speaker 1: the Rock Show, of course. And I also thought that
Speaker 1: Billy Gunn was on the ramp like Chris Jericho was.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, maybe that's why I think of it, because
Speaker 2: I think of the Jericho one and they're both blonde.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mixed it up in my head for sure.
Speaker 2: So Michael Cole says the end of the cage match
Speaker 2: last week, The Rock was attacked for the second straight
Speaker 2: week by mister S, the nineteen ninety nine King of
Speaker 2: the Ring. Listen, I understand that the attitude era was
Speaker 2: pretty crazy, like anyone can get pushed, anyone can get over.
Speaker 2: I like Billy Gunn, but there's no what world were
Speaker 2: they ever gonna put the WF title on a guy
Speaker 2: named mister S.
Speaker 1: This one, this one they definitely want to.
Speaker 2: Have, Like that is fucking insane. Dude, that's insane.
Speaker 1: They were close many times.
Speaker 2: It feels like it felt close here. So the Rock
Speaker 2: soaks it in. The crowd's going nuts for him. Finally
Speaker 2: the Rock has come back to Indianapolis. Huge fucking pop.
Speaker 1: There's a sign out there in the crowd, by the
Speaker 1: way that says, you smell what the Rod is cooking,
Speaker 1: and I love the idea. I looked at it for
Speaker 1: a second and my first thought was, Yeah, this guy's
Speaker 1: name is probably Rod. But then my second thought was,
Speaker 1: what if this guy just thought this guy's name was Rod,
Speaker 1: like the Rod.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, the Rod is taking on mister s Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: this lines up pretty well, actually, like.
Speaker 1: He just misheard it every single time this guy ever wrestled.
Speaker 2: He also can't read the rock. Tron says the Rock
Speaker 2: and gigantic letters his name, Blate says Rock.
Speaker 1: Well, he listens to it like a radio show, you know,
Speaker 1: and this is his.
Speaker 2: First time getting experience it in person. It's you know,
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, it's probably a ton of people
Speaker 2: that listen to more baseball games and see them.
Speaker 1: Dude, I gotta tell you, like I thought, hmm, does
Speaker 1: this sound like the Rod? And then he does the premo.
Speaker 1: Finally the Rod has come back to Indianapolis, and I thought, wow,
Speaker 1: fuck if I thought it was Rod and I was
Speaker 1: trying to listen to this promo my brain, I can
Speaker 1: see that Rod.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, sure, sure, you know what, maybe it originally
Speaker 2: was supposed.
Speaker 1: To be The Rod says, I mean that's right there.
Speaker 2: You know. He talks about Strudell eventually too, right, Like,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of stuff that The Rock says that
Speaker 2: kind of leads into him being the Rod.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I hope that guy's doing well.
Speaker 2: I hope so too. He's probably still not watching O way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably stop watching after this one.
Speaker 2: He thought als now wasn't gonna be on it, and
Speaker 2: he showed up.
Speaker 1: I was lied to by the WWS for the last time.
Speaker 2: Well, now here is where legends are made. Everybody, The
Speaker 2: Rock says, triple h. Let the Rock understand this for
Speaker 2: a second. Last week on Raw, he beat your ass
Speaker 2: in a cage match, and now this week you're the
Speaker 2: number one contender for the WF title. Well, the Rock
Speaker 2: realizes why that is cause you got a three foot nose,
Speaker 2: you turn it sideways and stick it straight up. It's
Speaker 2: his ass.
Speaker 1: Didn't even shine it up.
Speaker 2: He just kept it regular three foot noses, agregious, man, wow,
Speaker 2: turn it sideways and stuck it up into his ass.
Speaker 2: He says that, and it immediately cuts to a guy
Speaker 2: in the crowd holding a sign of the Rock as
Speaker 2: a South Park character.
Speaker 1: Dude, I love that Rock. Like when he prefaces like
Speaker 1: he knows he's got a line coming up, The Rock
Speaker 1: knows why that is, well, like, holy fucked, my brain
Speaker 1: is like going a thousand miles a minute whenever he does.
Speaker 2: That triple h the Rock says, at this pay per
Speaker 2: view fully loaded, number one contender or no number one contender,
Speaker 2: the Rock is gonna do to you exactly what he
Speaker 2: does best, and that's like the SmackDown under Candy Ass
Speaker 2: now onto bad ass Billy gunn and I started getting
Speaker 2: chills like goose I was doing. The Rock slapped the
Speaker 2: fucking forearm goosebumps.
Speaker 1: I felt him comming, Dude, I mean like this guy
Speaker 1: hasn't been badass Billy gun for a second now, like
Speaker 1: he's mister Ass and said, I have this problem I'm doing.
Speaker 1: I don't care what your fucking name.
Speaker 4: Is, dude, I mean that is the rock promo. I
Speaker 4: don't care what your name is really week.
Speaker 1: I'm doing this fucking promo. I don't care if you
Speaker 1: switch gimmicks.
Speaker 4: I do not care.
Speaker 2: Onto Badass Billy Gunn, he said, like I don't. I
Speaker 2: don't know how to explain it, but he says it
Speaker 2: so incredulously, But it's.
Speaker 1: Not like it's the most disrespectful thing I've ever heard
Speaker 1: in my life. And like all he did was say
Speaker 1: his name.
Speaker 2: Like I already knew this was gonna be hell for
Speaker 2: Billy Gunn. Imagine being Billy Gunn standing backstage with the
Speaker 2: boys watching this on to Badass Billy Gunn.
Speaker 1: That is so disrespectful. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: The Rock understands what took place the night you won
Speaker 2: King of the Ring. This is fucking gonna be tough.
Speaker 2: The night you won King of the Ring, you got
Speaker 2: down on your knees, put your little hands together and
Speaker 2: you said a prayer and it sounded like this. First
Speaker 2: by the way little hands together, I mean, just everything
Speaker 2: is just a fucking complete insult.
Speaker 1: I love the way he said this. You said a
Speaker 1: prayer and it sounded like the yes.
Speaker 3: Oh dear God, you see, my name's Billy, and I
Speaker 3: just went King of the But there's one problem everybody
Speaker 3: still thinks that I absolutely sucked.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I mean.
Speaker 1: That enough right there. I'm like, wow, Okay, that was fantastic.
Speaker 2: That's the end of the promo. That's all you need
Speaker 2: if you smell and let's go home, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Everybody still thinks that I absolutely suck. Him going back
Speaker 2: to the fucking rock voice is fucking so awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I mean he's got this like down to
Speaker 1: a science.
Speaker 2: Rock says. I wrote that seem it's hard writing the
Speaker 2: notes for the rock because the rock says the rock says,
Speaker 2: and I write rock says for his promos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to stop like putting the rock says
Speaker 1: at the beginning of the Rocks promos on my notes.
Speaker 2: It's fucked up. And then at that point, Billy, your
Speaker 2: house started to shake. The heavens opened up, and God
Speaker 2: himself spoke to you and said this, Bob.
Speaker 6: Oh Man, but my name's Billy. It doesn't matter what
Speaker 6: your name is. God said to him, just just just
Speaker 6: give King of the Ring back, man, just give back.
Speaker 6: You do not want to push like stay in you're laying, Billy.
Speaker 6: You do not want to be fucking working pay per
Speaker 6: views with the Rock it is not gonna fucking go
Speaker 6: well with you made you see your name on the
Speaker 6: sheet with the rock fucking calling sick your horse got sick, man,
Speaker 6: stay home.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny in my brain? Like that's the
Speaker 1: end of the promo. But then God continues to talk.
Speaker 2: Dude, Okay, I thought this next part was rock like
Speaker 2: going back to being the rock. No, God's still talking.
Speaker 2: God has more to say.
Speaker 1: Than Billy done.
Speaker 2: Bob, Dude, I love that Rock like.
Speaker 1: Almost looks down himself, like when he does the promo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bob, I legit had to write here, Rock says
Speaker 2: as God, so Rock as God responds here, you are
Speaker 2: absolutely right, dude. Okay, this is so fucking funny. He
Speaker 2: says this so nonchalantly, and I had to pause it
Speaker 2: because of how much I was laughing.
Speaker 1: Well, God circles like, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: You were absolutely right. You do suck.
Speaker 4: Oh my fucking wow.
Speaker 1: That got me worse than the other one. I was like,
Speaker 1: holy fuck, it's so matter of fact you do suck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean like, God circling back had me in stitches here.
Speaker 1: That was awesome.
Speaker 2: But there is one thing, and one thing only you
Speaker 2: can do. You must go find the man who is
Speaker 2: simply electrifying. This is where I realized it was God
Speaker 2: still talking.
Speaker 1: I am still talking.
Speaker 2: You must go find the rock.
Speaker 4: Oh my God, anybody but the rock. No your roll
Speaker 4: and shut your mouth.
Speaker 1: That was God. God said that the Billy guns.
Speaker 2: God is saying all of the rock. Shit. It's pretty impressive.
Speaker 2: God's a mark of the rock.
Speaker 1: Oh for God, anybody but the rock and shut your mouth.
Speaker 2: Thank you God. This sucks. And then, Billy, as fear
Speaker 2: went through your body, tears went down your cheek, and
Speaker 2: piss rolled down your leg. Your house started to shake again.
Speaker 2: The clouds parted, the heavens opened, and what seemed like
Speaker 2: millions and millions of voices all said to you in unison.
Speaker 2: Jab BRONI, oh.
Speaker 4: My God, Oh my God.
Speaker 1: All the angels, all the angels in heaven, this said JIMBRONI.
Speaker 2: Bob said JIMBRONI.
Speaker 1: No, no, so Bob gunn standing. There were pissed down
Speaker 1: his leg, looks up to the heavens opened up, and
Speaker 1: all the angels ain't.
Speaker 2: God say man, man, this is truly unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, this is like one of the best
Speaker 1: rock promos of all time, if not the best Rock
Speaker 1: promo ever.
Speaker 2: It's got I mean, it's got to be at least
Speaker 2: top three.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, it's definitely up there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, this is fucking hysterical. It's just him
Speaker 2: with a microphone. Nobody's else is there, It's just him.
Speaker 1: That's just another week for this guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, fucking wonder this dude became a bajillionaire. Like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, oh my god, you were absolutely right.
Speaker 2: You do suck. Oh my god. Yeah, legendary stuff here,
Speaker 2: dude on Heat the Rock Show.
Speaker 1: So we go backstage. Terry Taylor is here with mister
Speaker 1: Ass in China, and mister Ass is about to do
Speaker 1: his reascal.
Speaker 2: Dude even Terry Taylor says, well, mister Ash, you heard
Speaker 2: what the Rock said. That's right, I am mister as
Speaker 2: mister s says, yeah. You see, for the first time
Speaker 2: in his life, the Rock is actually jealous of someone else.
Speaker 2: And that's me because I'm the nineteen ninety nine King
Speaker 2: of the Ring. You see, I'm better looking than he is,
Speaker 2: and I'm a way better athlete than he is, and
Speaker 2: I've got an ass that makes his look like Rosie
Speaker 2: O'donald's and he shows his ass and tonight I'm gonna
Speaker 2: do what the Rock couldn't even do, and that's make
Speaker 2: tests ass fame ass. You see what he did there,
Speaker 2: that's his thing.
Speaker 1: He loves the ass.
Speaker 2: He turns you into ass.
Speaker 1: He loves to pluck him.
Speaker 2: And then I thought that was the end of the promo.
Speaker 2: I thought China was just there to be sidekick. Terry
Speaker 2: Taylor turns to the side and says, I gotta ask China,
Speaker 2: why would you spray paint your own car?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 1: Like, fuck you, man, don't ask me that. I would
Speaker 1: never do that.
Speaker 2: Hey, you fucking son of a bitch. I want to
Speaker 2: do that stupid shit. And even if I did, I
Speaker 2: want to tell you. So. Yeah, I guess there's an angle.
Speaker 2: I don't know what was going on here. I don't
Speaker 2: know if they were I think maybe they were saying,
Speaker 2: like they framed x POC and road Dog and said
Speaker 2: that they spray painted China's car, but it actually wasn't
Speaker 2: China's car and it was actually China that did it, right, Okay,
Speaker 2: And uh yeah, that's the angle because we're still in
Speaker 2: the war over DX deal here, like who has the
Speaker 2: rights to d X?
Speaker 1: I love that. Terry Taylor was like just very adamant
Speaker 1: getting the answer here like China's like I would never
Speaker 1: spray paint my own car, and Terry says, okay, well
Speaker 1: then how do you explain that happen?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 2: Yeah, how did that happen?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 2: And she says, well, wasn't my car? And then it
Speaker 2: was that's it. They smile and that's it.
Speaker 1: Well we go backstage. Terry Taylor must have sprinted over
Speaker 1: here where now with Prince Albert and draws.
Speaker 2: He knew too, the top guys were over there, head
Speaker 2: to run.
Speaker 1: He got there quick too.
Speaker 2: He says, gentlemen, a huge tag team tunnel opportunity tonight.
Speaker 2: And I said, oh, is there? I don't remember this
Speaker 2: being announced? And Albert says exactly, And would you try
Speaker 2: to talk some sense in him? He won't listen to me.
Speaker 2: You cannot go out there wearing a dress and Draws
Speaker 2: in a dress, says a dress.
Speaker 4: This is a skirt.
Speaker 2: He threw it on the floor, Yeah I did.
Speaker 4: He said.
Speaker 2: It's very comfortable. Man. Kind of sexy, isn't it. My
Speaker 2: tights were kind of riding up. It's just an experiment,
Speaker 2: you know, And Terry Taylor says, well, draws the tag
Speaker 2: title bell would match that ensemble nicely, and draw says, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right, you understand, And Albert says, I give up,
Speaker 2: and he leaves and then Draws slaps his ass and
Speaker 2: then says, wait till you see my top.
Speaker 1: The skirt was kind of sexy.
Speaker 2: I mean, the top kind of does fill it out too.
Speaker 1: When it comes out here, Starburst hard candy presents fully loaded.
Speaker 1: Give it some juice.
Speaker 2: Oh, man, hard candy. I guess Starburst is a hard candy.
Speaker 2: It's like squishy though.
Speaker 1: No, that was probably some different deal they were doing,
Speaker 1: probably where it was like actual hot damn.
Speaker 2: Oh, they did have a goddamn hard candy one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: now stand your lane, starbrush. You're good where you're at.
Speaker 2: You don't gott to fucking do something else?
Speaker 1: Is that a thing anymore? Like? Do people eat the
Speaker 1: hard candy? I remember back in school, like the teacher
Speaker 1: would that. One of my teachers would sometimes make like
Speaker 1: hard candy whars like this glass deal look like glass?
Speaker 2: Oh not like a jolly rancher, right, No, it was
Speaker 2: like flat though. Shit, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: I do like myself a good hard candy.
Speaker 1: Is that hard candy or is that something else?
Speaker 2: I think I would describe it as hard candy. If
Speaker 2: it's not if it's not chewing it, it's hard. She
Speaker 2: made this, Yeah, she would make it.
Speaker 1: It was like flat and it looked like glass. You
Speaker 1: could like break it almost you.
Speaker 2: Were just eating glass.
Speaker 1: She didn't like you, Well, then why does she bring
Speaker 1: me delicious trees?
Speaker 2: Well it's only delicious to you. Was anyone else eating it? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was popular Leant's see glass candy.
Speaker 1: Here we go, edible sugar glass, broken glass candy. I
Speaker 1: guess this was kind of what it was.
Speaker 2: Well, James, to go back in your life. We have
Speaker 2: your teacher.
Speaker 4: They used to feed your glass.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, missus Richard's.
Speaker 2: Son, that's not a fucking name, idiot.
Speaker 1: Yeah this Missus Richard's son and mister Johnson.
Speaker 2: I love.
Speaker 4: We hate your life, dreams, We hate your life. Have
Speaker 4: a shitty day, have some glass.
Speaker 1: So now it's time for the Hardy Boys with Michael
Speaker 1: Hayes versus Prince Albert and draws for the WWF tag
Speaker 1: team titles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Michael Cole is like explaining what the Hardy Boys
Speaker 2: have been up to. But it's during the same time
Speaker 2: that Tony Chimmel is doing the introduction, so I heard
Speaker 2: absolutely nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got Michael Hayes out here, dresses the third
Speaker 1: Hardy boy.
Speaker 2: I think at the pay per view Michael Hayes and
Speaker 2: the Hardys are doing a handicap match for the titles,
Speaker 2: like they're defending them as as a trio freebird style,
Speaker 2: and I wonder if that's where they split because the
Speaker 2: hardiess might lose that. Oh okay, sure, because as we
Speaker 2: see Gangrel split from the Brood here, so I assume
Speaker 2: that's pretty soon here where they joined.
Speaker 1: Oh right, switch it up.
Speaker 2: Mmmm hmm.
Speaker 1: Well, Draws is out here now he's got the top
Speaker 1: on and the buff bagwell hat.
Speaker 2: He's got the whole fucking outfit. Yeah, so I guess
Speaker 2: the dress deal here is that last week Draws and
Speaker 2: Albert lost to the Godfather, and I assume Valvinus as well,
Speaker 2: so they had to become Godfather's hose for the night,
Speaker 2: including dressing up as a hoe which is just a dress,
Speaker 2: and Draws like the outfit, so he's going to keep
Speaker 2: wearing it.
Speaker 1: Well, Draws jumps from the floor to the apron.
Speaker 2: That was pretty cool, dude, Yeah, that is fucking pretty sick.
Speaker 1: Prince Albert of course has his piercing kit and.
Speaker 2: No piercings are done here though, but you know that
Speaker 2: man has his shit pierced the long way.
Speaker 1: Well, they got like forty five seconds to get this
Speaker 1: match ever with, so it's not some shit.
Speaker 2: The Rock took up on a lot of times. Remember
Speaker 2: last time, Well, the Rock ended the night, So his
Speaker 2: promo wasn't long Rockhead all the time in the world.
Speaker 2: Here he's middle of the show.
Speaker 1: Oh you're right, Yeah, that was executive decision right there.
Speaker 2: You fucked my promo last time. Not this time.
Speaker 1: Well, Matt Hardy hits a vertical souplex here on draws
Speaker 1: and Jeff Hardy hits a swan tom bomb.
Speaker 2: His patentit swan dive maneuver.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, not his finish at this point. That's super
Speaker 1: odd to see.
Speaker 2: No, it's legit. The first move he does in the
Speaker 2: match is this swan dive patina maneuver. And uh, I
Speaker 2: mean we watched it before. I'm pretty sure he was
Speaker 2: doing four to fifty here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean Edge also did the spear and that
Speaker 1: wasn't his finishing movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. That is weird to just see him,
Speaker 2: you know, coming into that.
Speaker 1: Prince Albert comes in and now all four men are
Speaker 1: in the ring and they're beating each other's asses. Matt
Speaker 1: Hardy shit cans Draws here. Wait a minute, that's Godfather
Speaker 1: in Valvenus and they're kicking Draws his ass.
Speaker 2: I think you mentioned this last week. I mean, no
Speaker 2: matter who it is, I do enjoy seeing more than
Speaker 2: like a group of people run out and stomp somebody out.
Speaker 2: It is fucking very funny to be every.
Speaker 1: Time because it always just like fast cuts to him,
Speaker 1: it's always funny.
Speaker 2: So they're stomping the shit out of Draws here. This
Speaker 2: is a dq of course, for this very important match
Speaker 2: tag title by the way.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: In the ring, while Godfather and Valvinus are stomping out Draws,
Speaker 2: Albert hits a double suplex on the hearties.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You can kind of see it, like right through
Speaker 1: the back end of the glass there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I call it the camera glass,
Speaker 1: but it is what it is.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: You're not wrong, Yeah, that's kind of true though. Well,
Speaker 1: Jeff and Matt jump on Valvenus and Godfather as Albert
Speaker 1: and Draws just fucking leave, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Draws and Albert Leave and Michael Hayes has joined
Speaker 2: in on kicking Valvinus's ass. He wanted some of that, uh,
Speaker 2: and they're all here. There's also a we want Hose chant.
Speaker 1: Shane McMahon street posse are walking.
Speaker 2: I can only imagine that Shane is going wham wham
Speaker 2: wam wham the whole time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, he has a lot to say when
Speaker 1: he comes to commentary.
Speaker 2: He Shane is a top tier commentator and he doesn't
Speaker 2: know it.
Speaker 1: We go to a pre tape here Stone coach Steve
Speaker 1: Austin was at Shaye Stadium for the Subway Series matchup
Speaker 1: between the Mets and the Yankees.
Speaker 2: This is unbelievable. Man, Stone Cold walks out here in
Speaker 2: a Mets jersey. What is he fucking thinking that?
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it when he walked out there with
Speaker 1: the Mets jersey. Man, that shit broke my heart in half.
Speaker 2: It did. But you know what, there are pictures of
Speaker 2: him in Braves jerseys and Phillies jerseys, so you know what,
Speaker 2: maybe it's not so bad. Maybe he just like he's
Speaker 2: like an NL East guy. Yeah, Austin says, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: come in long Way a slider. Pretty mean nasty strikeout
Speaker 2: five or six guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I mean he does throw a good pitch
Speaker 1: for his first pitch.
Speaker 2: He does, he gets it over the plate and ship. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll take that. Oh Stont coach got a nasty one
Speaker 2: for you. This will put you to hospital.
Speaker 1: He can start the phillies right now. You guys need somebody.
Speaker 2: Well, he's shit. He should have replace Dylan Lee. He
Speaker 2: almost blew that game for the other day.
Speaker 1: Yea almost doesn't. We won the game. We got to
Speaker 1: a pre tape here. Stephanie micmahon and Tests have started dating.
Speaker 2: Yes, Tests proposed to Stephanie a date style last month.
Speaker 2: He asked around on a date. Then four weeks ago,
Speaker 2: Shane had the corporate Ministry beat the fuck out a
Speaker 2: Test because of this, because how dare you asked Stephanie
Speaker 2: on a date? And uh, the corporate ministry are very
Speaker 2: involved in that. Of course, Midian very upset that Stephanie
Speaker 2: would do such a thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love watching the corporate ministry coming in attack test.
Speaker 1: I thought that was awesome, man, Like all the legends
Speaker 1: are there.
Speaker 2: Then four weeks ago, in Heat, Jerry Lawler with fucked
Speaker 2: up hair interviewed Test backstage what they just get the
Speaker 2: fuck into? Just do shot mause kang, I don't want
Speaker 2: you near me. Test a law that him and Stephanie
Speaker 2: were just gonna remain friends.
Speaker 1: But two weeks ago on JTV JTV.
Speaker 2: The cameras call Test and Stephanie sharing a kiss outside
Speaker 2: of a hotel, which led to, of course, the meatree
Speaker 2: Pozzi last Monday having to fuck up Test because of this. Well,
Speaker 2: Kevin Kelly says, not since Romeo and Juliet has a
Speaker 2: relationship been more frowned upon.
Speaker 1: Sunday Night Heat is brought to you by Skittles.
Speaker 2: Let's go bite sized candy like that.
Speaker 1: And castraw GTX.
Speaker 2: Bite sized oil. You like that?
Speaker 1: Get one of four six foot WWF posters.
Speaker 2: You know that Dan Riiker bought one of those after
Speaker 2: he heard us talking about it.
Speaker 1: He has to collect all four.
Speaker 2: I think he has the stone cold one. You gotta
Speaker 2: get the rest. He also has big buff bagwell with
Speaker 2: the lips from Slabury two thousand because.
Speaker 1: Of us, Whi's as fucking funny as fuck.
Speaker 2: Dan Riyker bought a goddamn cameo for me of kurd
Speaker 2: Angle telling me to watch mcgruber. I need Dan Riiker
Speaker 2: to go to super hell.
Speaker 1: You should get a cameo for him that says that
Speaker 1: from kurd Angle.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the great idea. Hey kurd Angle here,
Speaker 2: Dan Reikert, fuck off. Mcgrooover sucks.
Speaker 1: If I wasn't that two for measlease, Hey John Blood,
Speaker 1: it's your Olympic Carol kurdanngle. And if you don't listen
Speaker 1: to Dan Rickard and watch mcgroover tonight, I'm coming to
Speaker 1: your house to snap your freaking ankle. Oh it's true,
Speaker 1: It's damn true.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, WWF the Music Volume three, which is available at
Speaker 1: Circus City.
Speaker 2: That got mad play at my house, boombox CD player,
Speaker 2: you name it. I was playing WF the Music Volume three,
Speaker 2: especially because it had the Brood song on there.
Speaker 1: Oh. I remember I used to go to Circus City.
Speaker 1: I'd take all the WWF the Music Volume three CDs.
Speaker 1: I break them over my knee. Oh okay, and why
Speaker 1: because I knew Circus City was going out of business,
Speaker 1: so I was just trying to expedite the situation.
Speaker 2: You probably could have got him on a very low,
Speaker 2: low discount and resold them instead of breaking them all.
Speaker 1: They just let me do it too. I guess they
Speaker 1: just like WCW a lot or something.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 2: W CW's albums fucking sucked, ass. They always had crowd
Speaker 2: noise on them. W haves the music. Falking three also
Speaker 2: had Xbox theme. You like that one?
Speaker 1: Oh I do x poc xbuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah. See if you hadn't have broken over your knee
Speaker 2: and just fucking listened to the CD, you know it
Speaker 2: doesn't say that.
Speaker 1: Well, now it's time for Test versus mister Ass with China.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, but not before the Mean Street Posse
Speaker 2: and Shane McMahon come out here to join commentary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Test goes straight for them on the ramp.
Speaker 1: He does not care.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, like it was funny a shit. We
Speaker 2: see the shot of Shane and the Mean Street Posse
Speaker 2: walking down the ramp and all of a sudden, off camera,
Speaker 2: Test runs up trying to fight them until mister Ass
Speaker 2: attacks them.
Speaker 1: Mister Ass gloms them from behind.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's it, baby, yeah.
Speaker 1: Wam oh oh oh, Shane's on commentary going nuts, dude,
Speaker 1: I mean fucking Test does a goddamn doctor bomb and
Speaker 1: Shane goes, oh oh oh the doctor bomb into the
Speaker 1: big boot and it's a two.
Speaker 2: Dude, even worse, James, I don't know if you noticed,
Speaker 2: because I had to go back and look. It was
Speaker 2: a one.
Speaker 1: It was a one.
Speaker 2: He kicked out at one. The referre even put one up,
Speaker 2: doctor bomb, big boot one. I said, wow, this guy
Speaker 2: has no moves yet. Huh on diving elbows your shit only.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was diving elbow drop. That's right.
Speaker 2: So this is funny as shit. Michael Cole says, Shane,
Speaker 2: what's the problem with testating your sister? And Shane says,
Speaker 2: are you serious? I'm gonna let some derelict, some scumbag
Speaker 2: like test it my sister never never, ever, And Kevin
Speaker 2: Kelly says, your sister's an adult. Why don't you let
Speaker 2: her decide? And Shane says, you know what, Posse get test.
Speaker 2: They telted him so bad that Shane sent the mean
Speaker 2: stream Posse.
Speaker 4: In middle of the match.
Speaker 2: Is one minute in. He sends him in to start
Speaker 2: kicking his ass. He's had enough, and they do.
Speaker 1: Man, they hit the ring. They had tests, but wait
Speaker 1: a minute.
Speaker 4: Oh the rock is here.
Speaker 2: Holy dude, I legit could not believe the rock showed up.
Speaker 2: I thought like that again. I think it's just because
Speaker 2: it's heat. And also I'm looking at mister ass and
Speaker 2: test in the fucking mean tree posse, Like the Rock
Speaker 2: is so out of place here.
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, Like Joey Abs is in there, man,
Speaker 1: Rodney's in there. The Rock's in there, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Rock is bumping Rodney around.
Speaker 4: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So the Rock is here, man. He kicks Billy
Speaker 1: Gun's ass. He lines Billy Gun over the barricade, right,
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking, wow, holy shit, all right, And I
Speaker 1: looked back in the ring.
Speaker 4: Ken Shamrock is.
Speaker 2: Here, dude, Ken Shamrock gigantic in jeans. He is belly
Speaker 2: to belly, suplexing anyone insight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I mean Joey Abs got this work. He
Speaker 1: got sent all the way over the ropes into the
Speaker 1: announced table.
Speaker 2: Oh my fucking god.
Speaker 1: Rodney got destroyed. Yes, heat gets grabbed old pd gas.
Speaker 1: Kevin Kelly yells bit.
Speaker 2: But Shamrock is of course, he wants Shane, but Shane
Speaker 2: and China had left up the ramp, and Michael Cole
Speaker 2: says that Shamrock is still upset that the McMahon family
Speaker 2: sorry upset at the McMahon family for the fact that
Speaker 2: they hired Steve Blackman to take him out to Steve
Speaker 2: Rock coming back, Rock doing that promo, and Billy Gunn
Speaker 2: just to come out and kick his asses. Also nuts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that a lot.
Speaker 2: No, it was fucking awesome.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, this is again very quick match. I guess another
Speaker 2: dequ here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so no finish? Sure, well, Kin is walking,
Speaker 1: not red.
Speaker 2: Though, it's not read around him. They haven't figured out
Speaker 2: that tech yet. He's just walking backstage and it's normal.
Speaker 2: And now it's time for the future.
Speaker 1: About of the evening Cain versus Bradshaw, No holds barred,
Speaker 1: that's right, And Bob Holly is here, the big shot.
Speaker 2: The big shot is here, and Michael Cole says, what
Speaker 2: the hell is he doing here? And Bob Holly walks
Speaker 2: up and says, he's a signing himself as the special
Speaker 2: guest timekeeper for this match. He's in his gear though,
Speaker 2: but he's still here to be the time keepper. He
Speaker 2: grabs a ring bell hammer and he sits at ringside.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bradshaw comes out here. He goes to get in
Speaker 1: the ring, he says, hmm. He decides to talk to
Speaker 1: Bob Holly instead.
Speaker 2: He gets right in his face, put his finger his face.
Speaker 2: Bob Holly stands up to talk shit, and then the
Speaker 2: lights go out and it's Caine time. I mean, this
Speaker 2: entrance is so fucking awesome. This music is sick. The
Speaker 2: red lighting is awesome. Like, this is bad ass, dude.
Speaker 1: I love that. Caine is like at the top of
Speaker 1: the ramp. The lights come back on and Bradshaw's like
Speaker 1: already there, ready to kick his ass.
Speaker 2: Dude, he ran up the ramp to fight him. Yes,
Speaker 2: I thought that was awesome. Well, and it's because he's
Speaker 2: mad jams. Because Cain hit Bradshaw with a tombstone on
Speaker 2: the stairs and gave him a concussion and calls him
Speaker 2: the tag team titles.
Speaker 1: Ah, you got me, brother, That'll.
Speaker 2: That'll do it. That will do it. I mean they
Speaker 2: are they are not taking it easy and this is
Speaker 2: Potato City in this match.
Speaker 1: Well, they head into the ring. Here, Bradshaw hits violence
Speaker 1: Party in the corner and then spears Kane through the
Speaker 1: ropes and they tumble outside the ring.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, how physical this shit was, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Violence Party in the corner was awesome. He sent Kane
Speaker 2: to the buckle. Kane came out with a line, and
Speaker 2: Bradshaw took that personally, so he tackled him through the ropes.
Speaker 2: They both die to the floor. He throws them into
Speaker 2: the ring post. I mean, this is like again super physical.
Speaker 1: Bradshaw throws Kane over the announced table into Kevin Kelly
Speaker 1: and Michael Cole, and the microphones just get completely fucked here.
Speaker 2: The vice get fucked up and Kane is stuck in
Speaker 2: the chair. So he's just laying there desperately crawling and
Speaker 2: glowing for something. And Bradshaw comes over and bunches them
Speaker 2: in a head ap.
Speaker 1: They get the headsets back on and Kane throws Bradshaw
Speaker 1: as hard as he can straight into the steps here.
Speaker 2: It is so fucking loud that sound that stairs makes.
Speaker 1: Dude, Bradshaw back body drops Kane over the barricade into
Speaker 1: the crowd. Here. Kane fights back, but Bradshaw hits him
Speaker 1: with a bottle he got from the time I keeper area.
Speaker 2: Yeah, was it a glass bottle? They don't really say,
Speaker 2: They just say, oh, it was a bottle.
Speaker 1: He hit him with a bottle, Yeah, it was probably
Speaker 1: it's a water bottle. That makes sense. Bradshaw kicks Bob Holly.
Speaker 1: He grabs the chair he was sitting in and then
Speaker 1: he hits Kane as hard as he can in the back.
Speaker 2: It makes again an unbelievable sound. He cracks this chair
Speaker 2: over Kane's back. Bob Holly was not doing anything. He
Speaker 2: was sitting there, mind in his business. Bradshaw turns to
Speaker 2: the side kicks him right in the head.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 1: Bradshaw sends Cane back into the ring. Here he hits
Speaker 1: a big boot. Bob Holly is now on the apron.
Speaker 1: He's got the steel chair forever. Bradshaw walks over to
Speaker 1: this dude. Bob Holly loads that chair up and destroys
Speaker 1: Bradshaw on the head with it.
Speaker 2: He blitzes him with this chair. Shot man. It's very
Speaker 2: funny because Bob is standing on the apron and he's
Speaker 2: trying to hide the chair. Rock raised his eyebrow. He's
Speaker 2: like standing there for a really long time trying to
Speaker 2: hide the chair, and like, I don't know if I
Speaker 2: shall just forgot, because it takes him a minute to
Speaker 2: like realize, oh fuck, I got to turn around to
Speaker 2: this chair. Shot. This sucks. He turns around. I mean,
Speaker 2: Bob Holly decks him with this thing. Man. He kills him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, it was brutal. Kane choke slam's Bradshaw here
Speaker 1: and then pins him freak style and gets the wind.
Speaker 2: Why does he do that? I hate that he was
Speaker 2: trying to find his own undertaker pin and it just
Speaker 2: was not nice. I didn't like this.
Speaker 1: He should have done no Mercy sixty nine style.
Speaker 2: Which always works. That would have been fine, dude. I
Speaker 2: mean the choke slam was gnarly. Bradshaw's a big dude
Speaker 2: man to be choke slamming. I like thissmatch, though it's physical.
Speaker 2: They beat the fuck out of each other. I would
Speaker 2: have been happy with more time, but I got a
Speaker 2: chair shot. I got a bunch of bullshit. I'll take it.
Speaker 1: Bob Holly gets in the ring and talks shit to Bradshaw.
Speaker 2: And Kane doesn't like that. Kane takes this personally. But
Speaker 2: I also believe that every week for the past three weeks,
Speaker 2: Kane has been choke slamming Holly good gimmick because I
Speaker 2: think it was when he was hardcore. Holly was doing
Speaker 2: like the big Shot thing, so he was fucking getting
Speaker 2: in Kane's face, in Big Show's face, like to show
Speaker 2: that he was just as big as them, so he
Speaker 2: was just getting chokeslammed every week.
Speaker 1: So Kane turns around, he goozles Bob Holly, he choke
Speaker 1: slams him straight to hell.
Speaker 2: He's done.
Speaker 1: But wait, Big Show is here with a fucking parking
Speaker 1: meter or something.
Speaker 2: Dude, Okay, I have no idea what that was, and
Speaker 2: neither did. Commentary Cole said it was some sort of club.
Speaker 2: Kevin Kelly says it was some sort of truck wrench
Speaker 2: of some kind. I don't know what this was when
Speaker 2: it was a big fucking thing that he brains Kine with.
Speaker 1: Dude, I I genuinely first time I saw it, I
Speaker 1: was like, wow, that is a parking meter, like you
Speaker 1: put the coins into.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, the meter faery is gonna come.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I thought Big Show was just so big that
Speaker 1: like it just looks normal like when he's holding it,
Speaker 1: you know. Sure, But no, I don't know what it was.
Speaker 2: Nah, no idea. Whatever it was. He fucking hit Cane
Speaker 2: in the head with it, which is cool with me,
Speaker 2: but that wasn't the most devastating part of course.
Speaker 1: No, he starts spamming elbow drop.
Speaker 2: He does like I mean, he does so many of them.
Speaker 2: That commentary stops acknowledging him like they're running down the
Speaker 2: end of the show, like what to expect on Raw,
Speaker 2: and Big Show is spamming huge elbow drops that they're
Speaker 2: not reacting to at all. So it's like the seven foot,
Speaker 2: five hundred pound beast in jeans just jumping into the
Speaker 2: air and putting all of his weight down on an
Speaker 2: elbow drop. Well, tomorrow night, Stone Cold's got a contract
Speaker 2: for mister Rick Mahn.
Speaker 1: Dude, young Mobile. Big Show is just doing shit.
Speaker 2: Man, He's a monster dude. No wonder they wanted to
Speaker 2: stop this fucking guy, Like, holy shit, the best politicians
Speaker 2: in the world better be back there to stop this
Speaker 2: guy's push, because if it was me, this guy is
Speaker 2: world champion for at least a year.
Speaker 1: Oh, I promise you they are back there.
Speaker 2: Well tomorrow night on Raw will be the beginning of
Speaker 2: an end of an era here in the WWF. And
Speaker 2: the last thing we see is just Big Show again
Speaker 2: doing an elbow drop on Kane. I wonder how long
Speaker 2: this went on for, Like after the camera's.
Speaker 1: Cut, I hope it kept going straight into Super Astros.
Speaker 2: They start the show with that firal going off and
Speaker 2: Kate can Ebo dropped by Big Show, fun show.
Speaker 1: Though.
Speaker 2: Man again, I like Heat. I like Heat a lot.
Speaker 2: If anybody has any other classic Heat episodes they want
Speaker 2: us to watch, you know, let us know on the
Speaker 2: suggestion thread on the Reddit, because I enjoy this show thoroughly.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, I had a super good time with this one,
Speaker 1: especially the rock promo.
Speaker 2: I mean that was a dude. The rock promo is unbelievable.
Speaker 2: I think so much more of Heat now now that
Speaker 2: I know that it happened on Heat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that adds a lot of credibility to the brand. Well,
Speaker 1: it is the rock show, I mean yes it is.
Speaker 1: And guess what Super Ashes is coming up, which is
Speaker 1: also the show.
Speaker 4: Oh fuck, dude.
Speaker 2: If they had a mini rock on that show, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, Oh my god, how aweso would that be?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, Well that is it for WWF Sunday Night
Speaker 2: Heat July eleventh, nineteen ninety nine. And now it's time
Speaker 2: for the main event.
Speaker 1: Let's read some fucking names, all right, Welcome to the
Speaker 1: main event.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so excited. I've been quivering with
Speaker 2: excitement the whole week over this one.
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Speaker 1: Chris Pacchinski, Gary Corson Gary. If only they knew Jordan
Speaker 1: Walker had help from the Bootyman. Fuck the Phillies, love
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Speaker 2: Okay, what like I mean Jordan Walker? You know, good
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Speaker 1: El Lucia, Dead Money, Sign Money, Sign Money, Sign.
Speaker 4: The Money Man.
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Speaker 4: Oh no.
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Speaker 2: Damn, there's a lot going on there, man. You shouldn't
Speaker 2: be allowed to have that one.
Speaker 1: Name Understar seventy three. There he is, Jordan Walker, home
Speaker 1: run King of Philly. Dickhead, Chill out, Chill the fuck out.
Speaker 1: We got Lebron, We got Lebron. Yeah, but Jordan Walker
Speaker 1: beat y'all's ass.
Speaker 2: They didn't What that's not true? Just one guy he beat?
Speaker 1: Yeah, buddy, two guys.
Speaker 2: You don't have anybody in that ship. You couldn't even
Speaker 2: get there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we turned it down because we knew Jordan Walker
Speaker 1: was gonna make an example out of Philly.
Speaker 2: You guys can't hit home runs that save your life.
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Speaker 2: Dickhead?
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Speaker 2: To be honest, this guy's got a problem that I
Speaker 2: don't know about.
Speaker 1: You got a problem, dude, Mick guybro Hey, guys just
Speaker 1: wanted to say, fuck the Phillies and the graves.
Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 2: Leave Johnny alone? Leave Johnny alone?
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Speaker 1: It's summertime, and you know what that means, go to
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