WEBVTT 1 00:00:07.000 --> 00:00:08.759 Let me finish. This is the first time I committed 2 00:00:08.800 --> 00:00:14.080 a hate crime. Maybe they'll jerk my dick off or 3 00:00:15.759 --> 00:00:22.359 something like that. Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associopath. 4 00:00:26.039 --> 00:00:42.679 Any thrash relationship, any trash. 5 00:00:30.440 --> 00:00:38.079 Ship, your worst friend? 6 00:00:44.719 --> 00:00:46.479 Do you want to know why you're all fucked up? 7 00:00:46.920 --> 00:00:49.039 Just look at the fucking problems you hang around with. 8 00:00:49.119 --> 00:00:51.399 You're listening to your Worst Friend Machine and Matt. I'm Matt. 9 00:00:51.439 --> 00:00:54.960 I'm joined today by my friend and co hosts. Last 10 00:00:54.960 --> 00:00:56.719 week I said we're going to start the introt to 11 00:00:56.799 --> 00:01:00.759 something ripped from the headlines. 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I M this is 35 00:02:19.759 --> 00:02:26.000 douchey point. I thought, oh no, this is really cringeing 36 00:02:26.039 --> 00:02:28.000 now that they think about it. This is not planned, 37 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:32.000 this is not set up. This is just really really cringey. 38 00:02:32.199 --> 00:02:35.759 I have never told anyone what I did in college. 39 00:02:36.639 --> 00:02:39.319 Oh no, are you sure you want to admit that 40 00:02:39.360 --> 00:02:40.199 on this on. 41 00:02:40.199 --> 00:02:44.599 Our recording Patreon only, Uh oh you're talking about like 42 00:02:44.599 --> 00:02:47.639 gay stuff? No no, no, Patreon only. That only doesn't either. 43 00:02:47.719 --> 00:02:50.280 I'm talking about that girl you killed and talk for 44 00:02:50.319 --> 00:02:52.080 a year of college and then you buried her in 45 00:02:52.120 --> 00:02:54.400 the sand and then that other guy got blamed for 46 00:02:54.439 --> 00:02:56.360 it in Aruba in. 47 00:02:56.479 --> 00:03:01.719 The sand in Aruba, that's one of my favorite ones. 48 00:03:02.680 --> 00:03:04.840 Oh yeah, how that girl got killed while she was 49 00:03:05.159 --> 00:03:06.159 getting fucked that night. 50 00:03:06.360 --> 00:03:10.240 That's bad. We mock women for I do, at least 51 00:03:10.280 --> 00:03:13.159 for I've been really ripping on chicks lately, and I 52 00:03:13.360 --> 00:03:18.319 fucking will not stop. I will. I felt like Connor McGregor, 53 00:03:18.479 --> 00:03:20.400 remember when he was like, I want to apologize to 54 00:03:20.479 --> 00:03:24.680 absolutely fucking no one. That's how I feel, and then 55 00:03:24.680 --> 00:03:27.800 it just keep on stare women like that too. No, 56 00:03:28.000 --> 00:03:30.120 that was no. This is when he was the double 57 00:03:30.199 --> 00:03:35.800 Champ before the cocaine ruined his career and an actor. 58 00:03:35.919 --> 00:03:38.879 And yeah, so you haven't gotten a starring role in 59 00:03:38.960 --> 00:03:41.599 a in a road out. 60 00:03:41.560 --> 00:03:44.120 In a in an eighties reboot. 61 00:03:44.759 --> 00:03:48.759 Well, dude, eighties reboots aren't all bad, you know. And 62 00:03:49.319 --> 00:03:52.039 reboot is an ill defined term now because they keep 63 00:03:52.080 --> 00:03:56.319 on doing these like reboot sequels. He's either doing a 64 00:03:56.439 --> 00:04:00.240 Tron movie with nine inch nails is the soundtrack. 65 00:04:00.159 --> 00:04:03.120 By the way, By the way, yeah, I do know 66 00:04:03.199 --> 00:04:06.280 they're making a fucking Tron movie. Do you know how 67 00:04:06.319 --> 00:04:09.960 I know they're making a Tron movie? Cuz fucking two 68 00:04:10.039 --> 00:04:12.919 weeks ago before the show, and I won't divert too 69 00:04:12.960 --> 00:04:16.079 far off Tron. Before the show, we were talking about 70 00:04:16.120 --> 00:04:19.959 just manic episodes and this and that, and I had one. 71 00:04:20.439 --> 00:04:24.240 A few weeks ago. I was editing an episode at 72 00:04:24.439 --> 00:04:28.000 fucking three point thirty in the morning, and I go, well, 73 00:04:28.040 --> 00:04:31.360 I'm editing here, and I'm doing photoshop on this screen. 74 00:04:31.639 --> 00:04:34.040 I have a screen over here. I might as well 75 00:04:34.079 --> 00:04:37.839 just put Tron Legacy up and watch the entire thing. 76 00:04:38.879 --> 00:04:45.360 Then I dove in and read more about Really No, 77 00:04:45.519 --> 00:04:48.839 Tron Legacy was really fucking good. So then I started 78 00:04:48.839 --> 00:04:54.000 reading about Tron more because I wanted to really really 79 00:04:54.120 --> 00:04:56.560 understand the world that they built. 80 00:04:56.680 --> 00:04:58.600 What are they in a Macintosh computer? 81 00:04:59.480 --> 00:05:02.959 No, I think it's a fucking just a cabinet console. 82 00:05:03.480 --> 00:05:04.839 Fucking pac Man. 83 00:05:06.000 --> 00:05:08.399 In an arcade game. Yeah, it's like wreck at Ralph Man. 84 00:05:08.639 --> 00:05:12.399 Fucking pac Man. Here's the only time I won't rip women, 85 00:05:12.759 --> 00:05:15.759 miss pac Man over pac Man any day. 86 00:05:15.920 --> 00:05:17.279 Right, what's the difference? 87 00:05:17.720 --> 00:05:20.240 Get the fuck out of here. She's got a bow 88 00:05:20.319 --> 00:05:23.920 in her hair. I guess pac Man could transition, but 89 00:05:24.560 --> 00:05:27.560 she's got a bow in her hair. There's more colorful shit. 90 00:05:28.000 --> 00:05:32.759 The music's better. Here's the weird thing pac Man and 91 00:05:32.839 --> 00:05:40.959 all the bullshit little packed guys characters within the pac 92 00:05:41.040 --> 00:05:42.680 Man Cinematic universe. 93 00:05:43.040 --> 00:05:44.199 There's other characters. 94 00:05:44.639 --> 00:05:47.800 Yeah, they're all Yeah. I was gonna say little packy, 95 00:05:47.959 --> 00:05:50.199 but I think if I say that in England, I 96 00:05:50.240 --> 00:05:53.079 get fucking arrested for something. 97 00:05:53.399 --> 00:05:57.000 Wants to go there. 98 00:05:59.040 --> 00:06:03.000 They're all owned by one company and Miss pac Man 99 00:06:03.399 --> 00:06:05.199 is owned by another company. 100 00:06:06.160 --> 00:06:06.319 Hm. 101 00:06:06.920 --> 00:06:10.040 That's why if you see cabinets. 102 00:06:10.199 --> 00:06:14.639 Okay, so they're never in the same cabinet. No, I 103 00:06:14.680 --> 00:06:16.319 mean they don't even with each other. 104 00:06:17.720 --> 00:06:20.000 I mean they could be licensed there. Maybe they are 105 00:06:20.199 --> 00:06:21.079 enemies anyway. 106 00:06:21.480 --> 00:06:27.480 Maybe they're enemies who fuck like me and my wife. 107 00:06:26.879 --> 00:06:31.040 Mister and missus Jones. Uh what Yeah, there's a new 108 00:06:31.120 --> 00:06:34.079 tron called tron something with. 109 00:06:34.040 --> 00:06:35.600 An A right tron nin. 110 00:06:36.519 --> 00:06:38.360 No, I don't think that's what it is. 111 00:06:38.360 --> 00:06:39.879 What it was on the advertisement. 112 00:06:40.519 --> 00:06:44.279 It wasn't tron nin Daft Punk did the last one right? 113 00:06:44.920 --> 00:06:47.040 Oh I don't know, dude. It just sounded like beeps 114 00:06:47.040 --> 00:06:51.240 and boops to me. Tron aries aries. What are they 115 00:06:51.360 --> 00:06:55.639 fucking taking up the zodiac? You guys are computers, not stars. 116 00:06:56.160 --> 00:06:59.439 That's funny because the director has a fucking an O 117 00:06:59.600 --> 00:07:02.160 in his that has a slash through it, and that 118 00:07:02.240 --> 00:07:03.040 looks like a zodia. 119 00:07:03.160 --> 00:07:08.439 Jesus Christ. Yeah, he's probably the zodiac Son. 120 00:07:09.040 --> 00:07:12.079 I can't even keep tron American anymore. You know how 121 00:07:12.120 --> 00:07:16.639 disgusting is this? Souring to Norway? Who made the first one? 122 00:07:17.360 --> 00:07:19.319 I don't know who did make the first so I 123 00:07:19.360 --> 00:07:20.040 don't know nothing. 124 00:07:20.399 --> 00:07:23.800 Probably some foreigner, I assume someone named. 125 00:07:23.600 --> 00:07:28.399 Abdul abduls tron. 126 00:07:28.879 --> 00:07:31.399 Oh dude, no, they he probably wrote the script, you know, 127 00:07:31.480 --> 00:07:35.600 and then fucking Spielberg and Lucas spiced it up a 128 00:07:35.600 --> 00:07:38.560 little bit with the blue lines. It was just orange 129 00:07:38.600 --> 00:07:40.439 lines in the first script. And then they're like, what 130 00:07:40.480 --> 00:07:42.920 if we had the blue lines too going in his 131 00:07:43.079 --> 00:07:45.040 zigs when they were zagging. 132 00:07:46.600 --> 00:07:54.839 Steven Lisberg wrote and directed the first tron Berg. All right, 133 00:07:55.240 --> 00:08:00.439 I see what you're doing there. That makes sense. Bird, 134 00:08:00.759 --> 00:08:07.120 come interesting? Where did you go to church as a boy? 135 00:08:08.600 --> 00:08:10.040 Are you undercover? Ice? 136 00:08:12.079 --> 00:08:14.199 Why is the head of your penis cut off? 137 00:08:15.360 --> 00:08:15.480 Oh? 138 00:08:15.680 --> 00:08:18.240 Did they when they circumcised you? Did they take the 139 00:08:18.319 --> 00:08:19.040 head off too? 140 00:08:19.720 --> 00:08:21.839 Of course? Yeah. I just got a little flat little 141 00:08:22.040 --> 00:08:23.199 you know, like a half cigar. 142 00:08:24.160 --> 00:08:30.120 Imagine your dick was a you know, like cut diagonally 143 00:08:30.279 --> 00:08:32.679 like at an angle, you know, honestly, because we're just 144 00:08:32.720 --> 00:08:36.159 talking about where the head goes right, and it's just 145 00:08:36.200 --> 00:08:40.240 a cauterized stump with just a little towards the end 146 00:08:40.320 --> 00:08:42.120 is just a little bit of skin and when it 147 00:08:42.159 --> 00:08:46.440 gets real dry, you kind of just like rub it off, dick. 148 00:08:46.720 --> 00:08:48.480 Well, there's no mentrance. 149 00:08:49.600 --> 00:08:50.840 I mean, there's a piss hole. 150 00:08:51.519 --> 00:08:52.600 Okay, what's in there? 151 00:08:53.480 --> 00:08:56.000 This is where the piss goes. It just comes from. 152 00:08:56.039 --> 00:08:59.120 I guess. I guess that'd be ugly. I wouldn't. I 153 00:08:59.159 --> 00:09:01.080 don't know what you want me to say about that. 154 00:09:01.159 --> 00:09:03.240 It would be an ugly thing to look at. Yeah, 155 00:09:03.279 --> 00:09:06.639 I wouldn't like it if you had that. I'm sorry. 156 00:09:07.559 --> 00:09:10.360 So in college this is not Are we done with 157 00:09:10.399 --> 00:09:11.000 tron talk? 158 00:09:11.399 --> 00:09:13.399 Yeah? Yeah, And now we're talking about the sophomore year 159 00:09:13.399 --> 00:09:15.360 at college where you killed Natalie Holloway. 160 00:09:15.759 --> 00:09:18.679 I didn't do that, did she? When did she die? 161 00:09:19.039 --> 00:09:20.200 I think we were in high school? 162 00:09:20.480 --> 00:09:20.639 Was it? 163 00:09:20.720 --> 00:09:20.840 Oh? 164 00:09:21.039 --> 00:09:27.000 Okay, good, can't get blamed. Fucking free Jordan Vandersloot, That's 165 00:09:27.000 --> 00:09:27.639 what I say. 166 00:09:28.519 --> 00:09:32.360 Oh yeah, let him out for Natalie, not the other murder. 167 00:09:32.799 --> 00:09:34.519 It definitely committed. I admitted to. 168 00:09:38.840 --> 00:09:42.759 Senior portrait. Oh she disappeared in two thousand and five. 169 00:09:42.919 --> 00:09:45.879 Yeah, we were in high school. Yeah, okay, were What 170 00:09:46.000 --> 00:09:50.200 a wild thing to like commit a murder, get away 171 00:09:50.200 --> 00:09:53.000 with it, and then go somewhere else and commit the 172 00:09:53.039 --> 00:09:58.720 exact same murder and get caught for it. That's a weird, 173 00:09:58.919 --> 00:10:01.519 dumb thing to do, don't you think again. 174 00:10:01.879 --> 00:10:05.120 I will rip women for their being dumb and blah 175 00:10:05.159 --> 00:10:07.679 blah blah blah blah and true crime. Oh shut up, 176 00:10:07.679 --> 00:10:11.120 you dumb hord blah blah blah. I will watch anything 177 00:10:11.200 --> 00:10:19.559 that comes along about Natalie Holloway. Uh well, yeah, the whole, 178 00:10:20.360 --> 00:10:24.240 the whole Natalie Holloway cinematic universe. You know what I'm 179 00:10:24.279 --> 00:10:25.320 referring to here. 180 00:10:26.559 --> 00:10:28.559 Scott Peterson? Are you gonna say, Scott Peterson? 181 00:10:29.399 --> 00:10:32.600 No, Jen was watching the new Scott Peterson thing that 182 00:10:32.679 --> 00:10:36.480 came out, and I wasn't drawn to stop doing what 183 00:10:36.559 --> 00:10:39.879 I was doing to fully pay attention to it. I don't. 184 00:10:40.399 --> 00:10:43.639 I know, you watched a thing recently that kind of 185 00:10:44.120 --> 00:10:46.240 like gave credence to it, and I even know the 186 00:10:46.360 --> 00:10:49.519 Innocence Project kind of yeah. 187 00:10:49.559 --> 00:10:52.360 Yeah, the only thing is that they just there's too many. 188 00:10:52.840 --> 00:10:54.960 I think Scott Peterson did it. I think I've said 189 00:10:55.000 --> 00:10:57.840 that before. I just think that they have a horrible 190 00:10:57.960 --> 00:11:01.960 case because there's just so many reasonable doubts, you know, 191 00:11:02.039 --> 00:11:06.559 there are too many reasonable doubts for it to be excusable, 192 00:11:06.600 --> 00:11:09.600 you know, like if the state can't explain the reasonable doubts, 193 00:11:10.279 --> 00:11:12.759 that's the problem, and that's I think why the Innocence 194 00:11:12.799 --> 00:11:15.159 Project is taking it up too. I'm pretty sure he 195 00:11:15.240 --> 00:11:16.600 killed her, you know. 196 00:11:17.919 --> 00:11:21.080 He'd yeah, I mean, yeah, he should one hundred percent 197 00:11:21.159 --> 00:11:23.279 and get a fair trial and get all the evidence 198 00:11:23.279 --> 00:11:26.919 looked at and everything for sure, But he killed her. 199 00:11:28.480 --> 00:11:33.840 I'm gonna say ninety nine point nine eight percent killed her. 200 00:11:34.279 --> 00:11:41.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think he killed her. Where was Oh? 201 00:11:41.279 --> 00:11:46.039 I was watching anything? I will watch anything true crime 202 00:11:46.080 --> 00:11:49.320 related about Natalie Holloway, John Bonnet, Ramsey. 203 00:11:49.639 --> 00:11:53.399 Oh yeah, she's great, dude, Such a shame cut short 204 00:11:53.799 --> 00:11:56.000 too soon, great career. 205 00:11:58.000 --> 00:12:01.399 By the way, Hey, anyone else there who likes my 206 00:12:01.559 --> 00:12:05.080 takes on whatever this and that blah blah blah blah. 207 00:12:05.840 --> 00:12:09.639 Just as bad to me are those fucking child beauty pageants. 208 00:12:09.960 --> 00:12:12.919 They're just right up there with any kind of the 209 00:12:12.919 --> 00:12:17.639 worst thing you don't like on your political side. 210 00:12:17.759 --> 00:12:19.519 What if they're dead babies. 211 00:12:21.879 --> 00:12:23.759 Like they used to do in the Old West when 212 00:12:23.799 --> 00:12:28.159 they drop your body up and do you want to 213 00:12:28.200 --> 00:12:30.799 take a picture with my They have conventions of them. 214 00:12:31.000 --> 00:12:33.240 You can come around and look for the cutest one. 215 00:12:33.639 --> 00:12:36.080 That's a real thing, dude. My wife has pictures of 216 00:12:36.120 --> 00:12:38.200 her as a little kid, like smiling next to all 217 00:12:38.240 --> 00:12:42.279 these dead folks and coffins, and like her aunt will 218 00:12:42.320 --> 00:12:45.360 be standing next to her stoically, and then like the 219 00:12:45.440 --> 00:12:47.480 kids are all standing next to the dead person like 220 00:12:47.559 --> 00:12:48.559 laughing and shit. 221 00:12:49.720 --> 00:12:54.159 I told you the one I have Gary a fucking 222 00:12:54.399 --> 00:12:57.720 third or fourth cousin. This blah blah blah. She was 223 00:12:57.759 --> 00:13:00.440 at a funeral. I don't know what she was, Okay, 224 00:13:00.600 --> 00:13:03.000 I don't know how she was related. She was at 225 00:13:03.039 --> 00:13:06.799 this funeral for my uncle and she kept rubbing his 226 00:13:07.080 --> 00:13:11.720 head in the coffin, like putting her hand under his 227 00:13:11.960 --> 00:13:15.360 neck and rubbing the top of his head, kissing the 228 00:13:15.399 --> 00:13:18.279 top of his head like it's a brand new kiddy. Yes, 229 00:13:18.519 --> 00:13:22.759 David's doing well, thank you for asking like this, yeah, 230 00:13:22.960 --> 00:13:27.759 like this, like on, he's fucking eight. The first it 231 00:13:27.840 --> 00:13:30.559 was the first funeral of my family that I brought 232 00:13:30.679 --> 00:13:34.799 gen too, And she was like, what the fuck is wrong? 233 00:13:35.080 --> 00:13:38.879 I was like, we're not all. I've never seen that before. 234 00:13:39.639 --> 00:13:41.519 Oh man, you should go to a Filipino funeral. 235 00:13:42.000 --> 00:13:46.919 They're way better, way better, or way and this. Do 236 00:13:46.960 --> 00:13:49.320 you think more kisses would be better or less? 237 00:13:49.639 --> 00:13:51.600 They don't just fucking give them little pecks on the 238 00:13:51.679 --> 00:13:56.799 head like they grab onto their arms and fucking cry 239 00:13:56.919 --> 00:13:59.240 and scream and get their fucking makeup and tears all 240 00:13:59.279 --> 00:14:01.559 over the fucking dead body and stuff and it all 241 00:14:01.720 --> 00:14:04.279 it just like beads off me because they've been waxed, 242 00:14:04.360 --> 00:14:08.480 you know, pretty pre showing. I guess it's a viewing, 243 00:14:08.559 --> 00:14:12.039 but yeah, dude, the Filipinos, they they don't hold back 244 00:14:12.080 --> 00:14:16.200 at all day they're theatric and they're not squeamish about 245 00:14:16.200 --> 00:14:17.120 handling the dead. 246 00:14:19.559 --> 00:14:21.879 What was the last funeral? I went to my dad's, 247 00:14:21.919 --> 00:14:24.519 I guess, But before I guess I had been on 248 00:14:24.559 --> 00:14:28.519 a good string and not having to go to them. 249 00:14:27.559 --> 00:14:28.679 Probably my grandma's. 250 00:14:29.919 --> 00:14:32.759 No, I didn't know I had others between then. 251 00:14:33.000 --> 00:14:35.960 Oh that's good. I'm glad that I wasn't the last one. 252 00:14:37.440 --> 00:14:41.440 Okay, uh No, I was looking for a snide comment 253 00:14:41.519 --> 00:14:45.679 to make there, but you know, I didn't want to 254 00:14:45.679 --> 00:14:48.720 say something. I didn't have anything I should say, it's 255 00:14:48.759 --> 00:14:50.519 not like, oh I got a mean thing on deck. 256 00:14:51.000 --> 00:14:54.360 I reached you ever just reach into something you know 257 00:14:54.799 --> 00:14:58.919 is not there, and it's not there, and you go, cocksucker. 258 00:14:58.159 --> 00:14:59.840 Oh you should do what I do. You just pull 259 00:15:00.039 --> 00:15:01.240 something out anyway. 260 00:15:01.879 --> 00:15:06.440 That's not a thing, all right? What was I saying. 261 00:15:06.559 --> 00:15:08.279 Sophomore year at college? You killed a girl. 262 00:15:08.159 --> 00:15:12.039 Soremory of college and I didn't kill anyone. Okay, No, 263 00:15:13.600 --> 00:15:15.840 And I don't even know how we got to this 264 00:15:15.960 --> 00:15:18.120 point to connect it back. So it's gonna look like 265 00:15:18.159 --> 00:15:23.080 I just out of nowhere just went tell you this story. 266 00:15:23.759 --> 00:15:27.200 I bought Paul's Boutique on CD. 267 00:15:27.759 --> 00:15:31.159 Oh that's by UH Boys. 268 00:15:30.960 --> 00:15:34.200 But it was their like experimental album and shit right 269 00:15:34.320 --> 00:15:37.279 that people hated at one point and then really loved 270 00:15:37.360 --> 00:15:41.480 and blah blah blah. It basically like like if Radiohead's 271 00:15:41.559 --> 00:15:45.120 career was one rap album, it would be like, at 272 00:15:45.120 --> 00:15:49.519 one point we underrated you. Now they're definitely overrating. 273 00:15:48.840 --> 00:15:53.840 You, and mmm, yeah, okay, so I it. You listen 274 00:15:53.919 --> 00:15:54.240 to it. 275 00:15:54.519 --> 00:15:58.759 I ran a speaker next to my bed and I 276 00:15:58.879 --> 00:16:01.799 played it and listened all night and hope it would 277 00:16:01.879 --> 00:16:05.399 give me some form of creative inspiration. 278 00:16:06.159 --> 00:16:11.279 It wouldn't absolutely, my fucking douchebag man. I know anythink 279 00:16:11.279 --> 00:16:14.759 I know it was gonna suck your creative inspiration and 280 00:16:14.799 --> 00:16:16.039 send it to Tom York. 281 00:16:16.879 --> 00:16:20.600 It wasn't Radiohead, Remember it was The Beast, you boys, Tom. 282 00:16:20.440 --> 00:16:24.039 York is stealing from He's got got the creative energy 283 00:16:24.080 --> 00:16:28.000 of all the fucking British people and Jewish people in Hollywood. 284 00:16:28.840 --> 00:16:31.360 I don't really. I'm not a huge fan of the 285 00:16:31.399 --> 00:16:33.320 Tom York cinematic universe. 286 00:16:33.679 --> 00:16:34.799 Yeah, I don't like them. 287 00:16:35.279 --> 00:16:35.600 Weird. 288 00:16:35.600 --> 00:16:38.519 Your Oasis is getting back together? Yeah? 289 00:16:38.639 --> 00:16:40.159 Did I really give a ship though? 290 00:16:40.480 --> 00:16:43.480 The songs? Right, That's what I'm saying. Why do people 291 00:16:43.519 --> 00:16:46.960 care about oasisuch fucking huge? 292 00:16:48.440 --> 00:16:49.200 Yeah, they were. 293 00:16:49.120 --> 00:16:52.360 Huge, but they again, they only have a couple albums 294 00:16:52.519 --> 00:16:56.080 and a couple good songs. I know the names of 295 00:16:56.120 --> 00:17:00.720 two of those songs, Wonderwall and Champagne Supernova. I don't 296 00:17:00.720 --> 00:17:02.000 even know the other singles. 297 00:17:02.080 --> 00:17:03.879 I don't don't look back in Anger? 298 00:17:04.440 --> 00:17:06.680 Okay, you that one? Anything? 299 00:17:06.799 --> 00:17:07.720 You like that one? 300 00:17:07.880 --> 00:17:10.319 I'm aware of the song because I had that one album, 301 00:17:10.359 --> 00:17:14.440 the Morning Glory Album. But then they had another album 302 00:17:14.440 --> 00:17:17.119 after that, Right, that was like a huge fucking flop, 303 00:17:17.279 --> 00:17:17.680 wasn't it. 304 00:17:18.119 --> 00:17:23.359 I don't Hey, you need don't look back in anger, 305 00:17:24.599 --> 00:17:29.400 Wonder Wonder Things. We used to play that in the 306 00:17:29.519 --> 00:17:31.839 radio studio when I wanted to flirt with gen because 307 00:17:31.839 --> 00:17:33.079 it's like a seven minute song. 308 00:17:33.839 --> 00:17:36.279 Oh really, you should have played in a Gotta DaVita. 309 00:17:36.319 --> 00:17:39.079 It's like seventeen minutes and ten of its drums. 310 00:17:39.559 --> 00:17:45.359 And then secretly I would go home and listen to 311 00:17:45.480 --> 00:17:48.640 Paul's boutique while I slept all night. 312 00:17:49.039 --> 00:17:51.759 That is so weird, and it like you didn't listen 313 00:17:51.799 --> 00:17:54.799 to any other music to get creative energy, So weird. 314 00:17:54.839 --> 00:17:56.359 You are so stupid. 315 00:17:56.880 --> 00:17:59.160 I'm just saying, like, of all the things to get 316 00:17:59.200 --> 00:18:03.079 creative energy from, you choose these three Jewish guys who 317 00:18:03.480 --> 00:18:04.440 thought they could rap. 318 00:18:06.359 --> 00:18:08.839 I don't know, I don't even. I mean I like 319 00:18:08.960 --> 00:18:12.000 the singles with the Beastie Boys. Everything else sounds the 320 00:18:12.039 --> 00:18:12.599 same to me. 321 00:18:12.960 --> 00:18:16.000 Well, let's be real, Like some of their lines are funny, 322 00:18:16.160 --> 00:18:19.480 the songs are catchy, they're cool, but all of them. 323 00:18:19.440 --> 00:18:23.519 Sound like this, and they all sound like they gets sucked. 324 00:18:23.119 --> 00:18:26.400 In as It's like, what the fuck, dude, why did 325 00:18:26.599 --> 00:18:29.160 anybody find that appealing as a rap style? 326 00:18:30.279 --> 00:18:34.480 Ah? Yeah, I don't know. I'm a pussy cracker. Though, like, 327 00:18:34.559 --> 00:18:39.480 that's oh, that's who's I mean, who runs the world. 328 00:18:39.640 --> 00:18:44.720 Don't say what you're actually thinking. Pussy white guys, right. 329 00:18:45.200 --> 00:18:47.240 Weak ass fucking I. 330 00:18:47.160 --> 00:18:51.240 Mean, that's why Eminem is in the top whatever you 331 00:18:51.319 --> 00:18:53.440 want to say of rappers of all time. 332 00:18:53.759 --> 00:18:54.559 He's the best one. 333 00:18:55.079 --> 00:18:57.680 Yeah, there you go. Yeah, I bet he's different on 334 00:18:58.640 --> 00:19:00.599 Chalamagne the gods lea. 335 00:19:00.799 --> 00:19:03.400 Oh dude. I seen him get called out so many times. 336 00:19:03.680 --> 00:19:06.519 I saw a master P. I saw master P. 337 00:19:06.720 --> 00:19:09.559 On Charlamagne once your middle wake gun. 338 00:19:10.440 --> 00:19:14.720 One time I saw Charlemagne and he's like, yo, master. 339 00:19:14.440 --> 00:19:17.319 P, hey you you haven't hit that bitch. 340 00:19:17.680 --> 00:19:20.400 And then master P was like nah, man, and he 341 00:19:20.559 --> 00:19:23.039 like started to move on for a second, and he 342 00:19:23.119 --> 00:19:26.200 started to say something else, and he's like, hold on, 343 00:19:26.359 --> 00:19:28.960 hold on a bit. You can't be talking like that bad. 344 00:19:29.359 --> 00:19:31.039 I know this is your show. I'm not trying to 345 00:19:31.079 --> 00:19:34.559 be disrespectful, but that's a female. Man. You can't be 346 00:19:34.680 --> 00:19:37.519 just talking like that. He's calling out her name like that, 347 00:19:37.640 --> 00:19:41.720 asking me about that. She can't even hear, man, like, 348 00:19:41.839 --> 00:19:45.119 what's your mama? Don't think man, this is master P. 349 00:19:48.039 --> 00:19:52.000 Master P was who I don't know his song, I 350 00:19:52.079 --> 00:19:56.519 know that he was the founder of dresser companies where 351 00:19:56.519 --> 00:20:00.519 they had an album every week with like that dark 352 00:20:00.599 --> 00:20:04.440 ass photo shop where the letters were unreadable on top 353 00:20:04.519 --> 00:20:08.160 of the on top of the top of the cover art. 354 00:20:08.200 --> 00:20:12.880 You know, it'd be like a juvenile hose from the 355 00:20:12.960 --> 00:20:14.920 street and that would be the title, but it would 356 00:20:14.920 --> 00:20:18.400 be illegible. It just looked like cinder blocks underneath a 357 00:20:18.440 --> 00:20:23.359 poorly cut out picture of juvenile like flashing gang signs 358 00:20:23.400 --> 00:20:29.119 on top of a nuclear explosion. You know that's yeah, 359 00:20:29.200 --> 00:20:32.920 Even the fucking emblem is unreadable. It's just like diamonds 360 00:20:33.039 --> 00:20:35.759 on a on a gold chain, and it looks like 361 00:20:35.839 --> 00:20:39.440 it was. The photograph was taken from at a forty 362 00:20:39.440 --> 00:20:42.880 five degree angle with the light at a ninety degree angle. 363 00:20:43.319 --> 00:20:47.720 Imagine you're getting called out from being disrespectful for some females. 364 00:20:47.759 --> 00:20:48.720 For master P. 365 00:20:49.519 --> 00:20:54.519 Master P looks like he looks like Muhammad Ali after 366 00:20:54.680 --> 00:21:01.079 a brain transplant, because his head he's all swollen, you know, 367 00:21:01.240 --> 00:21:05.599 under the do rag it looks like a bandage on 368 00:21:05.799 --> 00:21:09.640 top of a swollen like skull. And then his face 369 00:21:09.759 --> 00:21:12.480 is real swollen too, like he got beat up like 370 00:21:12.599 --> 00:21:13.359 Mohammad Ali. 371 00:21:16.079 --> 00:21:18.960 You're saying that it's just a chubbier black guy. Why 372 00:21:19.000 --> 00:21:22.640 did we have to do? Mom and Ali translan. 373 00:21:22.480 --> 00:21:24.359 That's trying to be respectful, you know. 374 00:21:25.240 --> 00:21:28.599 So what is he gonna be smart now? Like real intelligent, 375 00:21:28.640 --> 00:21:30.640 because that was a pretty intelligent guy. 376 00:21:31.039 --> 00:21:33.039 No, this is just to get him back after all 377 00:21:33.079 --> 00:21:34.079 those hits to the head. 378 00:21:34.559 --> 00:21:37.759 Oh imagine that's how they find out Parkinson's is like 379 00:21:37.960 --> 00:21:41.480 strictly a brain thing. He is not a nerve thing whatsoever. 380 00:21:41.839 --> 00:21:45.960 They threw mom and Ali's it brain inside master Piece 381 00:21:46.200 --> 00:21:49.839 Bunny and he just starts wiggling like he's fucking dancing. 382 00:21:50.960 --> 00:21:53.839 Oh that might be a like default for master P 383 00:21:54.039 --> 00:21:55.440 a lot of the time. I don't I don't know 384 00:21:55.519 --> 00:21:56.960 him outside of Charlemagne. 385 00:21:58.480 --> 00:22:00.640 I don't know much about master P. I just liked 386 00:22:00.640 --> 00:22:02.599 when he put Supermen in his place. 387 00:22:02.880 --> 00:22:06.440 Yeah, I like when he finally took Charlemagne down a notch. 388 00:22:08.839 --> 00:22:13.920 Man. This is okay, all right? Where were we? 389 00:22:14.160 --> 00:22:16.200 I think we're going to watch a guy eat meat 390 00:22:16.279 --> 00:22:19.039 or something or you had listened to Oasis. I don't 391 00:22:19.039 --> 00:22:22.599 fucking know. You still on a girl named Jen? Yeah? 392 00:22:22.680 --> 00:22:26.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was Jen, Jen like my wife Jen, Like. 393 00:22:26.640 --> 00:22:29.279 Oh dude, I thought it was Jen, the other girl 394 00:22:29.279 --> 00:22:30.039 that you fucked. 395 00:22:32.039 --> 00:22:35.319 Hey, you know what's funny. I when Jen and I 396 00:22:35.359 --> 00:22:39.880 got together, I was initially hitting on her friend because 397 00:22:40.160 --> 00:22:43.599 I didn't know Jen was interested at all. And Jen's 398 00:22:43.640 --> 00:22:46.799 other friend, whose name was also Jen the Jen Cinematic 399 00:22:46.920 --> 00:22:52.160 Universe obviously, uh we behind the scenes called her the 400 00:22:52.240 --> 00:22:59.920 pig because she seemed slutty. Maybe she just said slutty stuff, 401 00:23:00.079 --> 00:23:03.240