Speaker 1: This is Garyan Shannon and you're listening to KFI AM
Speaker 1: six forty, The Gary and Shannon Show on demand on
Speaker 1: the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2: The Big News Today internationally, the first direct Russia Ukraine
Speaker 2: peace talks since the early weeks of the invasion ended
Speaker 2: after less than two hours. These are the ones that
Speaker 2: are taking place in Turkey, but not with the major
Speaker 2: leaders from both sides. They have agreed to a prisoner swap,
Speaker 2: but they're still pretty far apart on some of the
Speaker 2: key conditions. Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky said that he talked
Speaker 2: about the talks with President Trump and some of the
Speaker 2: leaders in France, Germany, the UK, and Poland.
Speaker 1: There is a new Final Destination movie coming out, the
Speaker 1: first in fourteen years. This is a franchise that's been
Speaker 1: around for twenty five years. Heather Brooker will join us
Speaker 1: with our entertainment report coming up this hour.
Speaker 3: Hi, Garyan Shannon, this is Francine from Ventura. Just wanted
Speaker 3: to let you know that your prayer to God for
Speaker 3: clouds to go away were while you were saying your prayer,
Speaker 3: the clouds parted and sunlight came down. No joke, because
Speaker 3: my cat ran out just to lay in it did
Speaker 3: a good job. Thank you.
Speaker 4: Maybe Peter was just looking for some sunshine.
Speaker 1: Well, Peter also was a disciple clearly mm hmm makes
Speaker 1: and he's at the gates right am?
Speaker 4: I right?
Speaker 5: Am? I right?
Speaker 2: And Peter the oh yeah, like the gates have happened, yeah,
Speaker 2: as opposed to I don't know, like the side gate
Speaker 2: on what I'm talking.
Speaker 6: I just wanted to say thank you for the Gary
Speaker 6: town Phil for being who they are and really awesome people.
Speaker 4: You guys totally made my son's day yesterday. He played
Speaker 4: back the whole show and listened to everything. He loves
Speaker 4: you guys. You guys have kick ass. Man know your
Speaker 4: kick ass.
Speaker 1: His birthday yesterday was a.
Speaker 7: Gary similar story. We moved into a brand new house,
Speaker 7: had a German shepherd with a dog. Door into the
Speaker 7: garage and out into the yard.
Speaker 4: This is going to say so left.
Speaker 7: One morning, the door came down but bounced back up again.
Speaker 7: Something was in the way of the I beam and
Speaker 7: there were guys next door doing masonry work on our
Speaker 7: neighbor's house. And when my husband came home and the
Speaker 7: dog was in the driveway greeting him, they said he
Speaker 7: had just been hanging out all day.
Speaker 4: In and out. That's not going to save you.
Speaker 2: It's beyond saving at this point. I'm just I was
Speaker 2: asking for leniency during the sentencing. Okay, That's all I'm doing.
Speaker 2: Do you take full accountability?
Speaker 4: How could I not?
Speaker 2: I tried to blame that guy you left the little
Speaker 2: flyer on the door, and that didn't.
Speaker 1: That does not work. The parole board does not want
Speaker 1: to hear excuses. They want full accountability and then they
Speaker 1: will grant you leniency.
Speaker 4: I am the one. You got to make it sound
Speaker 4: like you really believe that. I am the one? Why?
Speaker 4: Why are you responsible for this?
Speaker 2: Because I didn't secure the package?
Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna have to work on this before the
Speaker 1: parole board comes home from the Northwest.
Speaker 4: What else is going on?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, yeah, so we are going to have a
Speaker 1: cool down this week, and the sun did come out,
Speaker 1: thank you Lord. We do have a chance of light
Speaker 1: showers tomorrow, but like you said earlier, the blow average
Speaker 1: tempts will not last long. We could get drizzle late
Speaker 1: tomorrow and or late tomorrow into tomorrow night, but then
Speaker 1: we're gonna get warming starting Monday throughout the week. Let's
Speaker 1: see how warm it's gonna get let me pull it
Speaker 1: my little bye. Friday, we should have a good upper eighties. Perhaps,
Speaker 1: what beautiful week you guys, incredible Orange County seventy five
Speaker 1: to seventy nine. As you get into the week, Sunshine,
Speaker 1: I work from home week on except Friday. Friday, you
Speaker 1: can work from Lancaster. That's going to be the important one.
Speaker 4: Friday.
Speaker 2: Of course, we're doing our news and brews there in
Speaker 2: Lancaster at Bravery Brewing. Not only are they going to
Speaker 2: have the KFIPA, we're going to have some special stuff
Speaker 2: going on just for the people who are in the building.
Speaker 2: There is also great lunch option right there at Bravery.
Speaker 2: They have an incredible, award winning pizza kitchen that you
Speaker 2: can grab some lunch.
Speaker 1: Well, well, we're worried about our drizzle. More than seventy
Speaker 1: million Americans are an alert for actual weather. We're talking tornadoes,
Speaker 1: hail the size of baseballs from Arkansas to Ohio today.
Speaker 1: Already the power is out for more than three hundred
Speaker 1: thousand people a hard hit area of Michigan.
Speaker 2: Michigan and I think Minnesota and Wisconsin also had some
Speaker 2: tornadoes just yesterday and the power is still out.
Speaker 4: For many of those.
Speaker 2: Still this morning, LA County, the LA County community in
Speaker 2: South LA. They're fed up with a bunch of trash
Speaker 2: fires and crime. What they say is their lawless neighborhood.
Speaker 2: The fire department, the Watts Fire Department for La Fire
Speaker 2: says the homeless population has been involved in at least
Speaker 2: five hundred trash fires in the area since the beginning
Speaker 2: of the year. Five hundred since the beginning of the year,
Speaker 2: and they say that number doubles when you account for
Speaker 2: nearby areas that are serviced by the county, more than
Speaker 2: seven homeless fires every single day.
Speaker 1: Trump is weighing in on James Comey's stupid post former
Speaker 1: FBI Director James Comy. Trump says Comy knew the implications
Speaker 1: behind that recent now deleted social media post where he
Speaker 1: shared a photo on Instagram of seashells on a beach
Speaker 1: arranged to form the numbers eight six, four seven, eighty
Speaker 1: six forty seven.
Speaker 4: Trump said, Now, he.
Speaker 1: Wasn't very competent, but he was competent enough to know
Speaker 1: what that meant, and he did it for a reason,
Speaker 1: taking a little job. Comys since apologize for the post,
Speaker 1: but what are you doing? I mean it makes all
Speaker 1: the people that were like taking you I saw like Trump,
Speaker 1: all the people that were like taking you not seriously
Speaker 1: are definitely taking you not seriously. Now as director of
Speaker 1: the FBI to post a picture of seashells with a
Speaker 1: knock on the President of the United States, like get
Speaker 1: out here, what are you even doing?
Speaker 4: It's silly.
Speaker 1: It's like a little girl would do that.
Speaker 4: That's the second reference.
Speaker 2: So we've had to children, teenage girls are sniping at
Speaker 2: each other. More than one hundred and thirty four thousand
Speaker 2: people are going to receive notices of medical debt relief
Speaker 2: from La County on a nonprofit that they're working with.
Speaker 2: One hundred and eighty three million dollars of debt was
Speaker 2: relieved in the first round of this program, called the
Speaker 2: La County Medical Medical Debt Relief Program. According to supervisor
Speaker 2: Holly Mitchell, you don't have to do take any action.
Speaker 2: It is a real notification that they are taking care
Speaker 2: of medical debt.
Speaker 1: Well, we we have a bad monk to tell you about.
Speaker 4: This is rare.
Speaker 1: The Buddhists are very peaceful people and the monks are
Speaker 1: even more so. Right Thai police have arrested a Buddhist monk.
Speaker 1: They say he embezzled more than nine million dollars from
Speaker 1: the prominent temple which he ran. What did he spend
Speaker 1: the money on? The monks they're quiet, They wear the
Speaker 1: single orange robe. Maybe they've got a couple extras. They're
Speaker 1: not really they're not out gallivanting. They're monks.
Speaker 2: You want to read this guy's name, I will let
Speaker 2: you have that joy. I'm going to just spell his
Speaker 2: first name t h A M m A c h
Speaker 2: I r A n u w A t Fama charanawat Bingo.
Speaker 2: And we told you yesterday about those guys that are
Speaker 2: trying to do a quick ascent of Mount Everest. They're
Speaker 2: going to have to step over a couple of bodies
Speaker 2: and a couple at least an Indian and a Filipino
Speaker 2: climber died while climbing Everest. Hundreds of people are attempting
Speaker 2: to scale the highest peak because the weather. The Indian
Speaker 2: climber died yesterday just below the twenty nine thousand foot
Speaker 2: summit while he was returning from the top. So he
Speaker 2: made it and was on his way back down. The
Speaker 2: other climber, forty five year old from the Philippines, died
Speaker 2: the day before, he was on his way up to
Speaker 2: the summit and had reached Camp four wherever that is
Speaker 2: the highest camp on the mountain, preparing for that final
Speaker 2: bid to reach the summit.
Speaker 1: Are you are you going to be worried about this
Speaker 1: till the door is fixed.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure. I was just telling how what
Speaker 2: is it that I need to do. I'm going to
Speaker 2: need maybe realign the strike plate on the.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's not going to impress anybody that you live with.
Speaker 1: They want it done, That's what I mean. They don't
Speaker 1: want to hear about a strike plate. They just want
Speaker 1: the door to close.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 4: But I have to move that to make the You're
Speaker 4: going to do it yourself. I love that. Oh okay,
Speaker 4: I thought you were gonna I thought you said you
Speaker 4: had to hire someone.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: If I'm replacing the front door, I thought you said
Speaker 2: you were.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to replace.
Speaker 1: Oh you just You've gone through that whole thing in
Speaker 1: the past hour. Because their first thing was I'm get
Speaker 1: rid of the whole door. That was where you started.
Speaker 1: Do you not remember saying that.
Speaker 2: I do remember saying that. I have talked myself out
Speaker 2: of that. Got it not replacing the whole door.
Speaker 4: Okay, this is not going to go. Well, I've got
Speaker 4: you gotta you should replace. I'm not going to replace.
Speaker 4: You're not going to replace holder.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, coming up in our nuggets, experts are predicting
Speaker 1: what the penis of the future could look like.
Speaker 4: Leanna, I uh, pride and shame. I think I think
Speaker 4: that in your house. The future is not as easy
Speaker 4: to predict. I don't know where you're going with that.
Speaker 1: It doesn't involve a penis. I'm just talking about the door. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think you got to replace the door.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to replace. Here's what you do? You
Speaker 4: fix it. I'm using air quotes, right.
Speaker 1: But you you say that you have an appointment for
Speaker 1: like a real guy, a guy who does this, A
Speaker 1: real guy.
Speaker 4: No, you know what I mean, like a guy and
Speaker 4: more than acceptable.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm in trouble. See
Speaker 1: what it feels like, like a guy who does this
Speaker 1: for a living or a lady. It could be a
Speaker 1: lady and that gets real weird, right, But anyway, you
Speaker 1: get an appointment with him for next week for what
Speaker 1: in case it doesn't.
Speaker 4: Work, it's going to work. Okay, then why haven't you
Speaker 4: fixed it up until now? I don't know. I never
Speaker 4: thought it was a problem. Oh it's okay.
Speaker 1: Well, there was this one time in twenty eighteen when
Speaker 1: you said something, I'm kidding.
Speaker 4: I'm kidding. I'm bringing up an old.
Speaker 1: Thing like I'm just trying to too soon.
Speaker 8: Okay, you're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from
Speaker 8: KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 9: Hey, don't take it so lightly, Gary, and all the
Speaker 9: dog being out, he could.
Speaker 4: Have gotten killed. Oh great, I don't take it so lightly.
Speaker 4: And it's drinking. He's your animal. He looks, he looks
Speaker 4: to you, He looks to you for you.
Speaker 1: To take care of him and and I keep him safe.
Speaker 4: So don't take it so lightly that you let him out.
Speaker 4: Let's be clear.
Speaker 2: I didn't let him go anywhere. I didn't let him
Speaker 2: walk around the neighborhood with a cigar in his hand
Speaker 2: and at a dry martini he got out.
Speaker 4: You're yelling, sorry, it's okay. I need some entertainment to
Speaker 4: keep me. Okay, let's do that. Let's have Heather take
Speaker 4: the Heather, Jesus take the wheel, take the wheel.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, Hi, friends, what can I watch later on
Speaker 2: to take my mind off of what these a wandering dog?
Speaker 4: Can I just.
Speaker 10: Say this is my favorite time of the week to
Speaker 10: talk about movies and what to watch with you guys.
Speaker 10: I love murder, story of Love, all the homeless story
Speaker 10: shenanigans that we do, and all the Trump wackiness, but
Speaker 10: this is my favorite like part of the week.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 10: And if you want something to take your mind off
Speaker 10: of almost losing your dog today, WHOA Final Destination Bloodlines
Speaker 10: is opening this weekend and it is terrifying. This is
Speaker 10: the sixth installment of the Final Destination series, first sequel
Speaker 10: in fourteen years, and it is gonna be the film
Speaker 10: that kind of tell us a little bit of the
Speaker 10: backstory of where this Final Destination origin began, why death
Speaker 10: is constantly coming for all these people. It like the Bloodlines,
Speaker 10: you know, where it traces back to. So there's a
Speaker 10: fun little backstory there that I think fans of the
Speaker 10: movie will enjoy.
Speaker 4: Have you guys seen some of the marketing for this film?
Speaker 2: Driving around LA I have not the poster of a
Speaker 2: skull being held up by a chain.
Speaker 10: Okay that, yes, that's the only thing I've seen. So
Speaker 10: if you're driving around on the freeways in La. You
Speaker 10: may have noticed sometimes you're behind a semi truck that
Speaker 10: looks like it's carrying a bunch of logs on it.
Speaker 4: Oh you know, have you seen that?
Speaker 2: I saw one coming out of the Warner Brothers lot
Speaker 2: right over here.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 10: So that is marketing for this film, and it's based
Speaker 10: off of a very famous clip that scares a lot
Speaker 10: of drivers, myself included to this day, where from Final
Speaker 10: Destination two, one of the logs falls off of those
Speaker 10: semi trucks in the middle of traffic and.
Speaker 4: Just like wipes everybody out.
Speaker 10: So I always think about that too when I'm driving
Speaker 10: behind like someone with a ladder sticking out the back
Speaker 10: of their truck, I'm like, is this it?
Speaker 4: Is?
Speaker 10: This my Final Destination moment? So that movie a lot
Speaker 10: of people are very excited about. It's getting great reviews,
Speaker 10: and quite frankly, there isn't a lot but opening at
Speaker 10: the box office this weekend. This is one of those
Speaker 10: weekends where the studios there's kind of a lull. They're
Speaker 10: not releasing their big movies until the next couple of weekends.
Speaker 2: Well, Memorial Day obviously, the next next weekend is going
Speaker 2: to be a bigger deal.
Speaker 10: Yeah, next Weekend, We've got Mission Impossible is coming out.
Speaker 10: Very excited for that one. I'm gonna go see it
Speaker 10: next week. And also Lelo and Stitch.
Speaker 4: Can I ask you a question? Of course?
Speaker 2: Okay, let's talk about this Mission Impossible final reckoning. I
Speaker 2: loved the first half of the movie when it came
Speaker 2: out last year or whatever it was, and this year
Speaker 2: is supposed to be the final Tom Cruise Mission Impossible deal.
Speaker 2: The story was that he got a five minute standing
Speaker 2: ovation at the con Film Festival.
Speaker 4: That's not even that long. That's not I know, buticon.
Speaker 2: But think if you were to just right now just
Speaker 2: start applauding for five minutes.
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. But like, I feel like it was just
Speaker 1: last year that they were getting like eleven minute applause.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're under ten.
Speaker 2: To the bathroom and come back and people would still
Speaker 2: be applotting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well depends on what you're doing in anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm looking forward to that one too, And then
Speaker 2: the Weekend is back in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this one maybe a hit or miss for some people.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 10: If if you're a fan of the Weekend like he
Speaker 10: is of himself, apparently, then you will enjoy this movie.
Speaker 10: It's kind of a surreal, strange, trippy, almost horror thriller
Speaker 10: like movie. It is called Hurry Up Tomorrow, and it's
Speaker 10: sort of in conjunction with and it is meant to
Speaker 10: go along with his album of the same name. Just
Speaker 10: a very weird, trippy movie. It's not expected to do
Speaker 10: very well at the box office. I feel like it
Speaker 10: has a very niche audience. People who are fans of
Speaker 10: the weekend and that type of you know film will
Speaker 10: enjoy that as well.
Speaker 4: You guys gonna go see it? Are you gonna do it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: I like Jenny Ortega. She was fun and I like her.
Speaker 4: I like her in Ever Thank You Wednesday, Yeah, Wednesday,
Speaker 4: But I have zero desires. Yeah.
Speaker 10: Well, you can also go see Willie Nelson and Bob
Speaker 10: Dylan if you want at the Hollywood for I see.
Speaker 2: So if I don't like, if I don't like the Weekend,
Speaker 2: I'm ninety four years old.
Speaker 4: There you go, there's no in between.
Speaker 1: Well that's not true. I just think you're going to
Speaker 1: be busy this weekend. Stop you can get me in
Speaker 1: more trouble. You might, you might be in a little
Speaker 1: bit of trouble. But I feel like you're gonna get
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna get handled' just gonna take care of.
Speaker 4: That right right.
Speaker 6: Here.
Speaker 4: I love your optimism. I'm just trying to put it
Speaker 4: out there for you. You know, good vibes, vibes. I
Speaker 4: may need a spare room, so if I'll let you
Speaker 4: guys know over the weekend.
Speaker 10: Now it all goes well, you can always go see
Speaker 10: final destination.
Speaker 4: Maybe take your mind off of me. A little bit
Speaker 4: of death to.
Speaker 1: Take your jar I say never by that was going
Speaker 1: to be too far.
Speaker 8: You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KF
Speaker 8: I am six forty.
Speaker 5: Okay, Gary, so you get the hilarity reward today.
Speaker 11: I can't believe you left your Peter hanging out.
Speaker 4: That's okay, that's kind of funny. Yeah, but you are
Speaker 4: I mean gentleman. Thank you guys. It's long time listener.
Speaker 4: I love you guys so so much. But anyway, love
Speaker 4: you guys. You make me laugh. It's just awesome. You
Speaker 4: are the best. God bless you guys. Have a great weekend. Toby,
Speaker 4: my puppers is bye bye Toby, Bye Toby. Thanks Becca.
Speaker 4: That was is that your Becca?
Speaker 2: What do you mean you went out with Rebecca, I
Speaker 2: do not think so, Oh I don't could be.
Speaker 4: I guess it could be, but I doubt it. That's
Speaker 4: just my Well, we're at the point in the show.
Speaker 2: Where I mean, I'm afraid to get into this one
Speaker 2: because I'm afraid what people are.
Speaker 4: Going to do. But what you learned this week on
Speaker 4: the Gary Channe Show, Uh oh, so this is a
Speaker 4: lot of this may be a little harsh on you.
Speaker 4: I don't know. Maybe it's This show is a lot
Speaker 4: of things to a lot of people.
Speaker 2: It sure is, and we appreciate that everybody sticks around
Speaker 2: because they know that maybe sometimes they might laugh at.
Speaker 4: Us or with us.
Speaker 1: The umbrella of a lot of things to a lot
Speaker 1: of people really hides a lot of bad things.
Speaker 4: That's a lot of sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like adding extra layers of paint to the
Speaker 2: wall when it's already damn a rope on a clergyman.
Speaker 4: What good morning, Gary and Shannon.
Speaker 11: What I've learned this week is that Gary doesn't take
Speaker 11: care of his dog and he's getting divorced.
Speaker 5: You know what I learned is that Gary, like me,
Speaker 5: apparently checks the baseball schedule every day. Because when I
Speaker 5: looked at it, I realized Hey, everybody's playing. I guess
Speaker 5: you could call them a neighbor, not necessarily a rival,
Speaker 5: but about as close to a neighbor as you can get.
Speaker 5: So we'll see how this works from baseball. Secondly, as
Speaker 5: much as the dirty Gary and Shannon podcast sounds, I'm
Speaker 5: probably gonna and when the show's that, I'm stick with porn.
Speaker 4: We can't. He's gonna stick with porn. Yeah, we can't.
Speaker 4: I can't, you know, we cannot. We can.
Speaker 12: Well, I learned that Gary doesn't like Cherry Garcia. I
Speaker 12: think I liked it once upon a time, but you know, Hoggendalls, Hoggendalls,
Speaker 12: Vanilla Bean only.
Speaker 11: Where to go.
Speaker 12: And on top of that, I learned that Shannon's God
Speaker 12: listens to Shannon's prayers because we got sunshine down here
Speaker 12: in the Long Beach up to Torrents area.
Speaker 4: Ye, yeah, thank you, Yeah, thank you. Have a great
Speaker 4: week at Gary and Shannon. Am I sure listening to
Speaker 4: you right now? His name is Zach, longtime listener in
Speaker 4: Orange County. This week I learned that.
Speaker 5: Shannon really wasn't talking about Gennibals a lot this week?
Speaker 4: Are you okay?
Speaker 12: Is it?
Speaker 4: Gary? Gary lay offer Man honestly I defend you too much.
Speaker 4: Hi guys.
Speaker 6: This week I learned on The Gary and Shannon Show
Speaker 6: that while I live in Hemmett and you can't spell
Speaker 6: himant without spelling math, I have tigers and you can't
Speaker 6: bring your bags to a grocery store.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, have.
Speaker 6: A great weekend.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I've never heard that you can't spell him without math
Speaker 1: and I love it.
Speaker 12: Hey, Gary, Hey, Shannon, Michael from Narco Mike, what did
Speaker 12: I learn this week? Yeah, well, this is what I
Speaker 12: learned this week. Gary lit the dog out, Gary lit
Speaker 12: the dog out. You're in trouble.
Speaker 4: You're in trouble, little shot and Freud. Everyone's loving it.
Speaker 4: Dog is fine, August.
Speaker 2: Fine earned this week on The Gary and Shannon Show,
Speaker 2: Shannon h raisins, that's on American.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I just don't.
Speaker 13: This week on The Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
Speaker 13: Vatican City has their own secret tennis courts.
Speaker 4: I guess they're secluded from the public.
Speaker 13: Back in the seventies, I guess the Cardinals used to
Speaker 13: get together and have their own little friendly tennis tournaments.
Speaker 13: Although I think we're just assuming they were friendly. Who knows,
Speaker 13: they could have been talking a lot of crap.
Speaker 4: I think y'all have a good weekend. See you two,
Speaker 4: all right, one more Hello.
Speaker 11: This week I learned that Gary was engaged twice, once
Speaker 11: to his current wife and the other was to quote
Speaker 11: a cheating whore.
Speaker 9: I didn't now. That was not nice. That was not nice.
Speaker 4: That all right?
Speaker 2: For those of you who really love producer Keana is,
Speaker 2: she's going to be either elevan in your eyes or
Speaker 2: brought down in Yeah, if.
Speaker 1: You were like that guy and missed genital talk this week,
Speaker 1: buckle up.
Speaker 4: Buckle up, buttercup, it's about to get real. You were
Speaker 4: gonna say something like genitally or something. Here's our honorable mention.
Speaker 4: Honorable mention not supposed to honor serving with.
Speaker 11: You a.
Speaker 4: Great and honorable motes.
Speaker 6: So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
Speaker 6: of Honorables.
Speaker 4: Well, this is a verse.
Speaker 2: A couple couple of people found dead at one of
Speaker 2: these homeless encampments in La Here's a twist.
Speaker 1: One of the people was found partially eaten by dogs.
Speaker 4: My god.
Speaker 1: Woman's body found inside a sidewalk ten had been reportedly
Speaker 1: locked from the inside. Family members were unable to reach
Speaker 1: the victim. They tear it open and they find her
Speaker 1: body and then a man's body as well. She's just
Speaker 1: forty six years old. Oh god, that is awful, awful.
Speaker 1: Why you wouldn't want to clean that up? But you
Speaker 1: know what, We're letting people live the way that they
Speaker 1: want to live. We're respecting their feelings.
Speaker 4: Right, shoot on by dogs. I don't think anybody wants
Speaker 4: that number nine, number nine. I did ninth place.
Speaker 7: If the CoP's dirty nine times out of tennis partners
Speaker 7: dirty two and.
Speaker 4: I speak nine languages yet nine basically everybody at table nning.
Speaker 4: I feel ready to go another nine?
Speaker 5: And niner?
Speaker 4: Did I catch a niner?
Speaker 6: In?
Speaker 13: There?
Speaker 7: Were you calling from Milwaukie talkie?
Speaker 2: The Cannapolis Cannonballers minor league baseball team has a little
Speaker 2: event where they have dogs that show up. Their beloved
Speaker 2: bat dog, Casey Betty, comes and grabs the bat after
Speaker 2: the after a thatt bat.
Speaker 1: Now are these dogs that are sanctioned to be at
Speaker 1: the game? Are these dogs that got out of a
Speaker 1: home nearby in.
Speaker 2: Ouch officially members of the Kannapolis cannon Ballers team.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: They said that Casey Betty had a bathroom emergency. Oh,
Speaker 2: which is funny because there was no bathroom in sight.
Speaker 2: There's just a few feet away from home plate. So
Speaker 2: moments before preparing to fetch a bat, she let it loose. Yeah,
Speaker 2: instead of using gloves or a you know, a doggy
Speaker 2: poo bag.
Speaker 4: Scooped it right up with his bare hand. Get it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Isn't this something that you learned as a parent. Sometimes
Speaker 1: you got to scoop up poop or vomit or whatever.
Speaker 2: Soap and water does amazing things. Yeah, and you can.
Speaker 2: It will get you past a lot of nasty stuff.
Speaker 2: Just make the problem go away. Just handle it. Handle it,
Speaker 2: guy gets a raise. It's almost like if you never find.
Speaker 4: Truly go number eight.
Speaker 12: My child is bowled every eight second listening to eight
Speaker 12: different bosses, drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 4: He jello shots never really did anything for me.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. This isn't that troubling. It's
Speaker 1: not like the kid was handing out fireball shots. I
Speaker 1: mean it was a kindergartener, So that's a problem.
Speaker 4: I guess.
Speaker 1: An investigation underway after a Pennsylvania school district said a
Speaker 1: kindergartener was giving jello shots to classmates three other students.
Speaker 1: They say immediate action was taken. The students were called
Speaker 1: to the nurse's office. EMS was called, parents were notified
Speaker 1: met first responders at the hospital. Come on, like, these
Speaker 1: parents haven't given their kids, Benadrill.
Speaker 2: Unclear how the kid got the alcoholic jello.
Speaker 1: Cups and mom and dad probably had them in the refrigerator.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and what is that unclear? Con do we even
Speaker 4: know if the kid knew that they were.
Speaker 1: Jellow's beautiful, beautiful jewel toned, the grain, the red.
Speaker 4: What's your favorite jello flavor? I like strawberry.
Speaker 2: I don't know red, Yes, strawberry, I would say red, strawberry.
Speaker 1: I like it to taste like red. Okay, number seven
Speaker 1: starting to short out here.
Speaker 4: You've got other.
Speaker 1: Things on your mic, like calimony. So here's a fun twist.
Speaker 1: Remember how we're talking about that Gary and Shannon show
Speaker 1: dating game.
Speaker 4: We've got a contest.
Speaker 2: No, a man was caught attempting to smuggle parrots into California. Specifically,
Speaker 2: when officers noticed unusual clothing bulges.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was around his ankles. They discovered six birds
Speaker 1: stuffed into his boots, to which I say, huzzah, Why
Speaker 1: are we having a problem with a man smuggling some
Speaker 1: birds in his boots. We usually have stories about customs
Speaker 1: finding somebody who smuggled bricks of meth in their underwear
Speaker 1: or in their anal cavities. This is a feel good
Speaker 1: smuggle story. I don't know why we're not embracing this man.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure what you feel good about. Here.
Speaker 1: Uh, parrots and they're not in his pants, they're in
Speaker 1: his boots.
Speaker 2: Six undeclared birds in his boots. Sorry, six parrots in
Speaker 2: the car and the undeclared birds that were hidden in
Speaker 2: his boots, including two that were dead. Back on the
Speaker 2: fourth of May, a twenty six year old man applying
Speaker 2: for admission to the US at sany Sidro was caught
Speaker 2: smuggling sixteen live parakeets and three lives have chickens.
Speaker 4: Three live chickens.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a like a ritual, right, Like they're
Speaker 1: gonna kill the chickens and use their blood smeared on
Speaker 1: their faces or something.
Speaker 4: Who smuggles a live chicken ritual? People?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, Like in bull Durham they needed a live
Speaker 4: exactly number six.
Speaker 2: I got six, You got six six number six.
Speaker 4: There's six more weeks of water. Picture of me a
Speaker 4: rabbi and six drunken longshomy. We just dig you in
Speaker 4: a nursing home closer to us.
Speaker 1: I don't have to go take that drink another Guys,
Speaker 1: leave your penises alone.
Speaker 4: I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about when it
Speaker 4: comes to I'm not talking about that.
Speaker 1: Adjusting the way that God created your penis. He created
Speaker 1: it beautifully. Let it live its life. It doesn't need
Speaker 1: filler injections. Men apparently are flocking to the doctors or
Speaker 1: the med spas to get penis filled injections.
Speaker 4: Just say no to this. If she doesn't like your penis,
Speaker 4: go find someone who does. I have no response to that.
Speaker 1: I think it was pretty solid advice. Yes, no need
Speaker 1: to put a needle in there. Ah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: Here's number five for five.
Speaker 10: I have five rules.
Speaker 4: We begin bombutes five little. This is the year five
Speaker 4: point five would be a favorite. Loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 2: My house I grew up in, we had an old
Speaker 2: We had not a wooden shed, a metal shed out
Speaker 2: in the backyard, which is where we would keep lawn equipment, lawnmower,
Speaker 2: a couple of bikes, you know, stuff like that. And
Speaker 2: I'm always amazed that the big warehouse.
Speaker 4: Stores like the home depots and the lows.
Speaker 2: They have these on display, but they're always locked, at
Speaker 2: least the ones I've seen.
Speaker 4: They're they're locked.
Speaker 2: So that people can't get into them, because they don't
Speaker 2: want people living in there.
Speaker 1: I always saw like a shed or like a playhouse,
Speaker 1: like a friend had a little playhouse in the backyard,
Speaker 1: you know, just one of those plastic ones that you
Speaker 1: could barely turn around and let alone live in. But
Speaker 1: I alway thought it would be so cool. I couldn't
Speaker 1: wait to like live in a shed because I'd be
Speaker 1: by myself.
Speaker 4: It's like your own little house. Smell a little bit
Speaker 4: like gasoline.
Speaker 2: Yeah in is it slidell or sleddel you'll be yeah told, yeah,
Speaker 2: somebody will tell me. Police there in Louisiana responded to
Speaker 2: a call at a parking lot at a Lows of
Speaker 2: the Sunday night because they found a guy inside a
Speaker 2: display shed. Witness reported the guy inside typically used to
Speaker 2: show customers the various storage options of course out there,
Speaker 2: and different building materials and things like that. When officers
Speaker 2: showed up, they started looking down the line of sheds
Speaker 2: on display, and it wasn't until the fourth or fifth
Speaker 2: that they found the suspect lying on his back, pants
Speaker 2: around his ankles, open container of vasoline and an electronic device.
Speaker 1: Are you going to say the rest of the part?
Speaker 1: Where do you get the vasaline? It seems odd.
Speaker 4: There's number four, m number four or minute.
Speaker 6: It's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by.
Speaker 4: Now number four.
Speaker 3: This isn't the same world you left four years Oh.
Speaker 1: This is unfortunate. Uh, do we know where Keana's husband is? Like,
Speaker 1: do we have a like find my iPhone probably tracker
Speaker 1: thing to make sure he's safe. Well, it's just a
Speaker 1: lot of penis violence. There was the vasoline, and now
Speaker 1: we've got a Brazilian woman accused of hacking off her
Speaker 1: husband's penis and cooking it in a bean stew.
Speaker 4: It's important that it was a beam stit. That sounds
Speaker 4: awful that.
Speaker 2: They added part of She added part of her husband's
Speaker 2: anatomy to the meal and ate it after ending his
Speaker 2: life in a revenge attack.
Speaker 1: Well, she caught him watching porn. So that's why you
Speaker 1: go into the shed. Guys. That is that guy And
Speaker 1: the last story was onto something. You go in the
Speaker 1: shed and she's not going to catch you.
Speaker 2: It's not clear yet if she was the only person
Speaker 2: who tried the stew she cooked, or if others eat it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, here's number three. Wait wait no waits nope, no more.
Speaker 1: This comes just months after another woman in Brazil was
Speaker 1: arrested after confessing and removing a man's confessing to removing
Speaker 1: and eating a man's heart and genitals. Apparently this is
Speaker 1: a thing in Brazil.
Speaker 4: There's something in the water down there.
Speaker 5: Three shall be the number that count and the number
Speaker 5: of the counting shall.
Speaker 4: Be three were dead within three hours three security clearance
Speaker 4: level three. All three three. I got all three of
Speaker 4: you guys for the rest of your nat being born live.
Speaker 4: After that three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 8: Three.
Speaker 4: Did you see how detailed that story got? Yes? Whoa,
Speaker 4: it's gonna be out of the Daily Mail. There is
Speaker 4: a story out of the UK.
Speaker 2: A mom has been criticized online for ordering a cake
Speaker 2: for her son's birthday. She wanted to help him stop breastfeeding. Okay, well,
Speaker 2: I could think of other ways to do it, but
Speaker 2: apparently she bought a double boob cake for this kid.
Speaker 2: That's funny in order to do that. Who cares? What
Speaker 2: would a three year old look at that and say,
Speaker 2: oh oh, I know what that means. I should probably
Speaker 2: stop breastfeeding off me.
Speaker 4: Mom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, but you know, people are weird.
Speaker 1: They're going to do stuff stuff. Why are we chastising?
Speaker 1: Where are we writing four news stories about this mom's
Speaker 1: sense of humor? Making a boobcape for kids. That's trying
Speaker 1: to wean off the boob Here's number two?
Speaker 4: What's going on?
Speaker 12: You?
Speaker 4: Two one? Two people?
Speaker 3: There's two sons and no women ringing ing.
Speaker 1: When you were a young boy and you were growing up,
Speaker 1: what did you want to be when.
Speaker 4: You grew up a veterinarian? Okay, veterinarian. When I could you?
Speaker 2: When I used to be able to take care of animals.
Speaker 1: I saw the opportunity and I sat here didn't take it.
Speaker 4: But anyway, poop fairy, that was not on the list
Speaker 4: for you.
Speaker 1: Because Vancouver is hiring people known as poop fairies.
Speaker 4: What is their job? Well, it sounds like it is.
Speaker 1: They have a human waste problem so bad that they're
Speaker 1: hiring poop fairies to clean up the city sidewalks. Human
Speaker 1: and dog waste has become a real problem in Vancouver.
Speaker 4: I'm assuming this is Vancouver, Washington.
Speaker 2: No, No, Vancouver, Canada.
Speaker 4: That's a good question. I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: We should know if this is an American problem or
Speaker 1: a Canadian problem.
Speaker 4: That would be Canadian. Yeah, because they got the Canadians.
Speaker 4: They poop on the streets up there. Do they hastings crossings?
Speaker 1: My goodness? Is it the Is it the milk in
Speaker 1: a bag? Is that what causes the the issues?
Speaker 4: Here's number one?
Speaker 8: Weird?
Speaker 4: Number one, number one, We're number one.
Speaker 12: Then I decided to look out for number one.
Speaker 5: Are you the number one?
Speaker 1: Row?
Speaker 8: Number one?
Speaker 4: Number one, number one? All right, to look into your
Speaker 4: crystal ball? What do you see? The penis of the future? Okay,
Speaker 4: you just wanted to jump right the chase? Yeah, I
Speaker 4: go for it. Like they say that, well, all of
Speaker 4: our bodies are growing more than they used to.
Speaker 2: But it says that that specific body part of our
Speaker 2: body has grown at an alarming rate in just thirty years,
Speaker 2: that the average size has jumped twenty five percent from
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety two to two thousand l one. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: that by the year twenty one hundred you could see
Speaker 2: it go past about eight.
Speaker 4: And a half inches. That seems like a lot. Good night, everybody.
Speaker 4: What movie was this? By the way, I take the
Speaker 4: curse off door. No, it is Bull Durham the movie Bulder.
Speaker 4: It wasn't Bull Durham. It was major League Dork.
Speaker 1: No, it was no, that was Bull Durham. But Joe
Speaker 1: Boo that was that. The the black magic that went
Speaker 1: along with Major League voo. That was also it was baseball.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of voodoo that goes on in all
Speaker 1: the superstition. Yeah, everyone's right, everyone's right, everyone's right.
Speaker 4: It's right, everyone's frying right, dork.
Speaker 1: You should you should use that at home. Okay, we're
Speaker 1: both right. Everybody's right. No, that's not going to fly.
Speaker 1: Great job, Keana, very proud, very ashamed. Can we should
Speaker 1: I say a prador God for you? That's probably sunshine
Speaker 1: never hurts?
Speaker 4: Okay. John Cobell shows up next. We'll see you Monday.
Speaker 4: Maybe say try everybody blessings. You've been listening to The
Speaker 4: Gary and Shannon Show.
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