WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.400 --> 00:00:05.280 Oh Hullo. Just up here, Jimney listening to this week's 2 00:00:05.960 --> 00:00:09.400 Tom and Jerry Show, And this week, among many things, 3 00:00:09.480 --> 00:00:15.560 the boys are talking about numatic peness helping machines. Now, 4 00:00:16.399 --> 00:00:19.120 this isn't a new concept as far as I know. 5 00:00:19.760 --> 00:00:23.320 A bandoned by the name of Bill Sweeney from down 6 00:00:23.359 --> 00:00:26.640 there in ull He had one of those fitted in 7 00:00:26.679 --> 00:00:31.359 his John Thomas back in seventies. However, his was steam driven. 8 00:00:31.399 --> 00:00:34.320 If I remember correctly, I did the rivets for him, 9 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:40.000 good man. Apparently it worked a treat. Only downside was 10 00:00:40.520 --> 00:00:44.119 every time it worked, bloody great steam whistle would go 11 00:00:44.159 --> 00:00:46.759 off and all neighborhood would know that him and the 12 00:00:46.840 --> 00:00:51.759 missus were getting down to you know what. Anyway, I'll 13 00:00:51.799 --> 00:00:52.399 see thee. 14 00:01:01.520 --> 00:01:05.840 Ladies and gentlemen. You're very welcome to a somewhat hopefully 15 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:09.200 sound an all right Tom and Jerry show with myself, 16 00:01:09.319 --> 00:01:11.719 Jerry McBride and himself Tom O. My honey, Sorry, Tom, 17 00:01:11.760 --> 00:01:14.799 I don't have my ordinary microphone set up this week, 18 00:01:14.840 --> 00:01:17.519 So if people think I'm coming across a wee bit strange, 19 00:01:17.959 --> 00:01:19.359 do not adjust your headphones. 20 00:01:20.200 --> 00:01:22.760 You sound beautiful meter. Honestly, if it's coming out of 21 00:01:22.799 --> 00:01:25.519 any different then I can only you know it's their problem. 22 00:01:25.599 --> 00:01:29.159 At this stage, you sound absolutely delicious, delicious, like buttery 23 00:01:29.239 --> 00:01:34.680 milk pouring into my years to finank you fairness, I 24 00:01:34.719 --> 00:01:36.120 know I've been telling you to get to I think 25 00:01:36.159 --> 00:01:38.079 you'll end up with a lovely voice saying because you 26 00:01:38.239 --> 00:01:40.760 you can't for giant headphones before. Now you've gone for 27 00:01:40.920 --> 00:01:42.799 nice little neat ones. It's nice. 28 00:01:42.879 --> 00:01:45.400 I like that. I like you know. I'm a creature 29 00:01:45.400 --> 00:01:48.040 of habit, Tom, I don't like. I don't like, as 30 00:01:48.079 --> 00:01:50.280 listeners to the Tom and Jerry Show will tell you, 31 00:01:50.319 --> 00:01:53.480 because we're one hundred episodes, we've done the same show 32 00:01:54.200 --> 00:01:57.400 pretty much every week. It's the same crack. I'm a 33 00:01:57.439 --> 00:02:00.319 creature a habit like. I like myself up. I like 34 00:02:00.359 --> 00:02:01.680 my regular set up. But what can I tell you, 35 00:02:01.719 --> 00:02:03.319 Tom Mow, it just didn't bounce for me this week. 36 00:02:03.480 --> 00:02:06.120 Or I started tearing the office apart to do it 37 00:02:06.239 --> 00:02:07.519 up and I didn't have it ready. 38 00:02:08.000 --> 00:02:12.639 I'm feeling very I'm very very smoking myself here. I 39 00:02:12.719 --> 00:02:17.039 haven't participated so much as even anything else in a 40 00:02:17.159 --> 00:02:21.479 in a beer in nearly three weeks. Yeah, not on 41 00:02:21.639 --> 00:02:22.560 reed of out of me. 42 00:02:23.520 --> 00:02:26.599 I haven't taken a sip of beer since this episode started, wait, 43 00:02:26.680 --> 00:02:27.680 hang on, here we go. 44 00:02:29.639 --> 00:02:33.159 No, you know, somebody don't. It's like, because I'm out 45 00:02:33.159 --> 00:02:35.919 of gigs and people can keep on. People don't understand. 46 00:02:36.240 --> 00:02:38.479 And I don't know if it's media, but I don't 47 00:02:38.479 --> 00:02:40.639 know who these people are. They can have one pint 48 00:02:40.800 --> 00:02:43.360 because I get offered several one pints for people when 49 00:02:43.360 --> 00:02:45.919 I'm out gigging, and I'm like, you don't understand. 50 00:02:46.560 --> 00:02:51.240 That was That was always the real sort of the 51 00:02:51.319 --> 00:02:53.599 cruelty of a tom. I remember when I was out 52 00:02:53.599 --> 00:02:55.560 gigging and you'd be a traveling comedian and you travel 53 00:02:55.560 --> 00:02:58.080 over town and you'd play some weepop and you would 54 00:02:58.120 --> 00:03:00.479 have a good gig, if not a substantially a gig, 55 00:03:00.919 --> 00:03:04.439 and everyone who's like, well done, congratulations, you're a funny man. 56 00:03:04.800 --> 00:03:06.919 Would you have a pint? And you're like, fuck, no, 57 00:03:07.000 --> 00:03:07.840 I have to drive home. 58 00:03:08.719 --> 00:03:11.400 It would be great to just I mean, is there 59 00:03:11.400 --> 00:03:12.879 an app break and just put on my phone and 60 00:03:12.879 --> 00:03:14.240 go buy me a pint on that there? 61 00:03:14.840 --> 00:03:16.120 Oh yeah, can you buy me a pint? Yeah? 62 00:03:16.159 --> 00:03:17.159 Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. 63 00:03:17.280 --> 00:03:18.879 You wouldn't have me favor and throw a five word 64 00:03:18.960 --> 00:03:19.680 diesel in the car. 65 00:03:20.840 --> 00:03:22.560 You wouldn't follow me up to the Petro Station there? 66 00:03:22.599 --> 00:03:23.479 Would you? 67 00:03:23.479 --> 00:03:25.080 You wouldn't take me up to the Apple Green and 68 00:03:25.120 --> 00:03:28.280 get me a sandwich? Would you? No? Instead, I'd be 69 00:03:28.280 --> 00:03:30.159 like no, And then you'd have to you'd have to 70 00:03:30.240 --> 00:03:32.919 walk out of the pub because nobody else was going home. 71 00:03:33.000 --> 00:03:35.000 They were out for the night and they, oh, we've 72 00:03:35.000 --> 00:03:36.800 seen the comedy show me a great crack, and we're 73 00:03:36.800 --> 00:03:38.639 staying out for a couple of points. And you'd walk 74 00:03:38.680 --> 00:03:40.719 out and all you'd be hummed yourself as you walk 75 00:03:40.759 --> 00:03:45.800 out of the pub is like the incredible Hulk music. Yeah, I. 76 00:03:48.759 --> 00:03:51.879 Have a new nickname. It would seem after I did 77 00:03:51.919 --> 00:03:53.800 a gig in at that very very same room that 78 00:03:53.840 --> 00:03:55.680 we did a gig last year and Kenny, I did 79 00:03:55.680 --> 00:03:58.360 it at the weekend and it was so fucking hot 80 00:03:59.120 --> 00:04:01.479 that collectively the myself and now what we all knew 81 00:04:01.520 --> 00:04:02.599 it was gonna be hot. There was a man in 82 00:04:02.639 --> 00:04:04.919 the front row. It looked like a bubbling crude coming 83 00:04:04.919 --> 00:04:06.120 out the top of his head, like something out of 84 00:04:06.120 --> 00:04:09.639 the Beverly Hillbillies. Big man, no hair and just biling 85 00:04:09.680 --> 00:04:12.159 up out of his head, and we all established that 86 00:04:12.159 --> 00:04:14.560 we're going to probably go to up a place of weirdness. 87 00:04:14.800 --> 00:04:17.519 LSD Non LSD driven, but it feels like we're gonna 88 00:04:17.519 --> 00:04:23.759 be on something. It was amazing and yeah, in my collectively, 89 00:04:23.839 --> 00:04:25.839 I think we lost about one hundred and fifty kilos 90 00:04:25.879 --> 00:04:28.639 through that. So I am now Tom's mpek is my 91 00:04:28.680 --> 00:04:33.879 new nicknames. It just just come hang around for me. 92 00:04:34.160 --> 00:04:36.680 What I can't guarantee it. You'll lose healthy weight, but 93 00:04:36.759 --> 00:04:43.160 you'll you'll be probably you'll be fight ready. That sounds 94 00:04:43.199 --> 00:04:47.120 like I just discovered my own African province. Yeah, let's discover. 95 00:04:47.360 --> 00:04:50.000 Let's discover this week's show, folks, We're gonna jump straight 96 00:04:50.040 --> 00:04:51.920 into it. You know how we do here around here. 97 00:04:52.040 --> 00:04:54.240 We start off the show with the weekly what have you. 98 00:04:55.360 --> 00:04:57.399 This is a very complicated case, mad you know, a 99 00:04:57.399 --> 00:04:58.920 lot of a lot of out, a lot of what 100 00:04:59.040 --> 00:05:02.160 have you, and a lot of SCRAMs to keep in 101 00:05:02.160 --> 00:05:02.560 my head. 102 00:05:02.639 --> 00:05:06.160 Man, this is an exciting one for me because yes, 103 00:05:07.079 --> 00:05:08.600 this has been on the rise for a while time. 104 00:05:08.759 --> 00:05:13.199 It has fair it was. It was a hard one 105 00:05:13.240 --> 00:05:15.199 to nail down, but we got it in the end. Jar. 106 00:05:15.439 --> 00:05:17.519 Yeah, and we don't mean difficult ladies and gentlemen. 107 00:05:18.279 --> 00:05:22.079 This brought about last week and fit. I rarely feel 108 00:05:22.120 --> 00:05:27.360 this cocky about a thing. There Jesus Christ going. 109 00:05:28.199 --> 00:05:30.439 I got nothing laugh he buddy, I'm. 110 00:05:30.240 --> 00:05:31.920 Not doing it more. I can think of more, but 111 00:05:31.920 --> 00:05:35.759 I'm not doing it more. Thirteen men, and I think 112 00:05:35.759 --> 00:05:38.879 this is nearly like an angry you know, like like 113 00:05:38.920 --> 00:05:40.879 they should they didn't deserve it. It's written in quite 114 00:05:40.879 --> 00:05:44.040 an angry form. The thirteen men. I don't think they 115 00:05:44.079 --> 00:05:48.680 all knew each other around a stagnore had surgically fitted 116 00:05:48.759 --> 00:05:52.680 where with bionic penises in public hospital. It's costing four 117 00:05:52.759 --> 00:05:58.560 hundred and fifty thousand. Yeah, listen there, there's you know, okay. 118 00:05:58.439 --> 00:05:59.720 Much to think about it much? 119 00:06:00.040 --> 00:06:02.680 Think about this now, they were on average about I 120 00:06:02.680 --> 00:06:07.079 think about thirty four to thirty five thousand piece per piece. 121 00:06:08.120 --> 00:06:09.959 Changed by the way I'm doing somethings over here. 122 00:06:10.319 --> 00:06:12.519 This is the way they've broken down. Thirty four eight yeah, 123 00:06:12.560 --> 00:06:18.040 thirty four eight hundred permiky Now, I don't know those 124 00:06:18.079 --> 00:06:20.680 bigger hydraulics have to go into a thing than you know, 125 00:06:20.759 --> 00:06:22.759 depending on the size your fluid. I don't know it's 126 00:06:22.800 --> 00:06:25.600 a one size fits all. Is this thing over capable? 127 00:06:26.079 --> 00:06:26.279 You know? 128 00:06:26.399 --> 00:06:28.120 Has it has it kind of heavy? Like, doesn't have 129 00:06:28.399 --> 00:06:30.439 you know, a lifted limit? I don't know it. 130 00:06:30.399 --> 00:06:32.720 Would probably behoove us here now, Tom, because I feel 131 00:06:32.759 --> 00:06:35.959 like we've we've dived, we've doved straight into the numbers 132 00:06:36.000 --> 00:06:39.480 of it, and we've coasted straight past the whole bionic 133 00:06:39.519 --> 00:06:42.639 penis and of things exactly. 134 00:06:42.759 --> 00:06:46.199 Yeah, I see. I do feel cocky about this because 135 00:06:46.839 --> 00:06:50.560 a couple of years ago I was doing a comedy course, 136 00:06:50.639 --> 00:06:53.199 teaching a comedy course in a company not very far 137 00:06:53.240 --> 00:06:56.519 away from here, and I thought all they did was 138 00:06:57.040 --> 00:07:03.079 pacemakers and stints and stuff like this turns out way more, way, 139 00:07:03.120 --> 00:07:06.720 way more. And one particular woman who's on the comedy course, 140 00:07:07.079 --> 00:07:14.879 her department was robot mickeys. She described herself, so robot mickey. 141 00:07:15.120 --> 00:07:18.040 So the robot What the robot mickey is, for those 142 00:07:18.079 --> 00:07:22.639 out there curious, is is a is like a bladder. 143 00:07:22.839 --> 00:07:24.399 It's like a It's like a It's like an air 144 00:07:24.480 --> 00:07:27.519 bladder that they insert into the mickeys of men who 145 00:07:28.319 --> 00:07:32.360 have erectile dysfunction. Just gonna say it, I don't know 146 00:07:32.399 --> 00:07:35.680 why viagra isn't working for these men. Not a learning podcast, 147 00:07:35.720 --> 00:07:39.160 ladies and gentlemen. We've established this many times. But it's 148 00:07:39.160 --> 00:07:41.000 a little sort of air bladder that they put up 149 00:07:41.000 --> 00:07:45.399 into your mickey and then they have little pumps in 150 00:07:45.399 --> 00:07:48.759 in your in in your scroll from yes maybe if 151 00:07:48.759 --> 00:07:51.519 there's space or up in your stomach a wee bit 152 00:07:51.759 --> 00:07:56.959 that you kind of you pump up your mickey and 153 00:07:57.360 --> 00:07:58.160 and she flew. 154 00:07:58.680 --> 00:08:01.759 So this is is the itself is in the is 155 00:08:01.800 --> 00:08:03.519 in this growthma right. They must be able to get 156 00:08:03.519 --> 00:08:05.439 it in there all the same, like unless they drop 157 00:08:05.480 --> 00:08:07.160 a ball out and leave you one and just go 158 00:08:07.279 --> 00:08:09.279 less and lead. We only have unless it give you 159 00:08:09.439 --> 00:08:11.800 can give you an oversized bag. I don't know, but 160 00:08:12.920 --> 00:08:17.079 they put the actual pump reservoirs, like the actual gas cylinders. 161 00:08:17.240 --> 00:08:21.199 Will say they're actually implanted into your abdomen. Okay, so 162 00:08:21.360 --> 00:08:24.360 and then you have I say, like it. Jerry was 163 00:08:24.360 --> 00:08:26.360 saying that there's two bladders up the side of the 164 00:08:26.399 --> 00:08:28.439 flute to actually drive it up into the I got 165 00:08:28.800 --> 00:08:32.799 this in full description like three years ago, and I thought, ah, yeah, 166 00:08:32.840 --> 00:08:34.519 it must be all for American people, you know what 167 00:08:34.559 --> 00:08:34.840 I mean? 168 00:08:34.960 --> 00:08:38.000 Like, but no, come to find out. 169 00:08:38.279 --> 00:08:42.360 Yeah, thirteen lads got lads fitted this year. I mean, 170 00:08:42.399 --> 00:08:44.519 bionic mickey is a bit hard because it's the same 171 00:08:44.559 --> 00:08:47.960 mickey you've done upgraded it like this is it's ends. 172 00:08:48.039 --> 00:08:49.799 They make it sound like Google gadget mickey. 173 00:08:50.120 --> 00:08:52.759 Yeah, exactly, And you can just choose a new sized 174 00:08:52.799 --> 00:08:55.480 Mickey like I'd like one would have fuckingj and ninja 175 00:08:55.480 --> 00:08:57.919 bullet and you know what I mean, I can just 176 00:08:58.080 --> 00:08:59.559 click it off and clinton on. You know, I can 177 00:08:59.720 --> 00:09:01.200 like the the kitchen aid. 178 00:09:01.720 --> 00:09:03.759 Yeah, I'd like it vibrate and may keep. 179 00:09:04.279 --> 00:09:06.879 I'd like which strikes and it makes. 180 00:09:06.679 --> 00:09:08.720 A bigging ask. Give me what else they're doing. 181 00:09:09.000 --> 00:09:12.080 To be fair, they are shit hot at what they're doing. 182 00:09:12.600 --> 00:09:14.720 I mean, this was three or four years ago. This 183 00:09:14.720 --> 00:09:16.600 has described me everything jump, comes on and leaps and 184 00:09:16.639 --> 00:09:17.200 bounds jar. 185 00:09:18.039 --> 00:09:22.159 Can I can I stop you there? Tom? But Beyonce 186 00:09:22.279 --> 00:09:24.519 had the best album of all time. But no, here's 187 00:09:24.559 --> 00:09:32.720 what I'm gonna let you finish, Tom long Cam. Listeners 188 00:09:32.720 --> 00:09:36.279 of The Tom and Jerry Show might remember fucking one 189 00:09:36.360 --> 00:09:41.919 hundred episodes ago when we were talking about encyclopedias. Yeah, 190 00:09:41.960 --> 00:09:43.519 I think it was like we remember when you got 191 00:09:43.519 --> 00:09:47.200 all your information from encyclopedias one hundred episodes back, and 192 00:09:47.240 --> 00:09:50.679 I said that in their house we had the twenty 193 00:09:50.679 --> 00:09:53.720 four World books for for the alphabet, and we also 194 00:09:53.799 --> 00:09:57.639 had like a medical encyclopedia like what nurses would have. 195 00:09:58.639 --> 00:10:02.480 And by that Medical Insight, Wikipedia Tom they had the 196 00:10:02.639 --> 00:10:07.960 inflatable robot Mickey. This is thirty years ago. Yeah, this 197 00:10:08.039 --> 00:10:10.960 is thirty five years ago. This is not a new 198 00:10:11.080 --> 00:10:12.639 This is not a new science. This is not a 199 00:10:12.679 --> 00:10:15.080 new thing. I remember because I remember reading it going like, fuck, 200 00:10:15.120 --> 00:10:17.000 is that what I have to look forward to when 201 00:10:17.039 --> 00:10:20.039 I get older? And touch would not yet. And I 202 00:10:20.039 --> 00:10:22.679 also remember the robotic Mickey was a punchline in the 203 00:10:22.679 --> 00:10:26.399 movie ed TV Starn Matthew McConaughey, which was like The 204 00:10:26.440 --> 00:10:28.399 poor Man's True Man Show. It was like it came 205 00:10:28.399 --> 00:10:30.879 out at the same time and got washed away, but 206 00:10:30.919 --> 00:10:32.399 it was like what if a man was in the 207 00:10:32.440 --> 00:10:35.240 TV show? It was called ed TV Staring Matthew McConaughey, 208 00:10:35.679 --> 00:10:37.759 And that's how he got off TV was he said, oh, 209 00:10:37.960 --> 00:10:39.240 I need to tell you a story, but a lad 210 00:10:39.240 --> 00:10:41.799 who's got a robot Mickey, and the lad who ran 211 00:10:41.879 --> 00:10:44.159 the TV station pulled pulled it off the other night. 212 00:10:44.279 --> 00:10:46.120 We don't need to hear about that. Clearly he had 213 00:10:46.120 --> 00:10:49.799 a robot Mickey. Robot Mickey's not new, but doling them 214 00:10:49.799 --> 00:10:52.279 out on the on the on the National Health seems to. 215 00:10:52.200 --> 00:10:55.960 Be do you know, I mean, like and that's how 216 00:10:56.000 --> 00:10:58.039 a lot of these articles have read I have read. 217 00:10:58.039 --> 00:11:01.360 When I read him, it's like, oh, like, have a 218 00:11:01.399 --> 00:11:04.879 fucking gander somebod These fucking absolute gannets have eaten themselves 219 00:11:04.879 --> 00:11:07.799 into a fifty stone fucking state, and they still explain like, 220 00:11:08.120 --> 00:11:10.360 if you're gonna let them come in with a fucking issue. 221 00:11:10.399 --> 00:11:13.360 You know, my eyes don't work because I've eaten fucking 222 00:11:13.480 --> 00:11:16.639 sesa toast for fucking three fucking decades inside the bed. 223 00:11:17.559 --> 00:11:21.879 So Tom, could I spring something on you right now? 224 00:11:21.960 --> 00:11:24.360 Let's hear it? Don't mind my eyes. 225 00:11:24.720 --> 00:11:27.120 So this is the This is from the same website. Okay, 226 00:11:27.200 --> 00:11:28.440 breaking news dot I E. 227 00:11:29.360 --> 00:11:32.559 Oh yeah, alright, I avoided going to breaking news, but. 228 00:11:32.840 --> 00:11:35.799 Well here we are. Yeah, Breaking news dot I e. 229 00:11:36.000 --> 00:11:38.039 Six days ago, which got into the weekly What have 230 00:11:38.120 --> 00:11:40.360 you here? On the Tom and Jerry Show Thirteen men 231 00:11:40.440 --> 00:11:45.320 surgically fitted with bionic penises in public hospitals, costing four 232 00:11:45.360 --> 00:11:50.159 hundred and fifty euro thirteen men four hundred and fifty grand 233 00:11:50.519 --> 00:11:55.559 six days ago. Okay. An article dated the first of 234 00:11:55.639 --> 00:12:03.840 July twenty twenty five last year, okay, almost to the day, 235 00:12:04.399 --> 00:12:09.360 on breakingnews dot Ie reads twenty seven men fitted with 236 00:12:09.440 --> 00:12:14.000 bionic penises in public hospitals at estimated cost of five 237 00:12:14.120 --> 00:12:17.600 hundred thousand euros. So these guys are just putting out 238 00:12:17.799 --> 00:12:22.120 rage bait headlines that lads with fucking no jobs and 239 00:12:22.159 --> 00:12:25.679 soft flutes are getting it done on the social and 240 00:12:25.720 --> 00:12:28.720 they are trying to raise outrage and and be like, 241 00:12:28.879 --> 00:12:31.440 oh my god, this is where your taxpayer money is going. 242 00:12:32.080 --> 00:12:34.600 But I put it to you this tom that you're 243 00:12:34.600 --> 00:12:37.519 getting thirteen men done for four hundred and fifty grand 244 00:12:37.519 --> 00:12:40.519 this year and last year twenty seven men got done 245 00:12:40.759 --> 00:12:44.120 for five hundred grand. That's fourteen extra men for only 246 00:12:44.159 --> 00:12:46.840 fifty grand. It's not a case that these buys with 247 00:12:46.960 --> 00:12:49.480 self mickeys are getting the job done on the on 248 00:12:49.519 --> 00:12:53.200 the social. How is it doubled in price in the year. 249 00:12:53.720 --> 00:12:57.919 Now here's the tinger, These have your ques. You said 250 00:12:57.919 --> 00:12:59.519 it went back to the seventies, some of these things. 251 00:12:59.559 --> 00:13:01.840 Can you image? Iagine what this fucking setup looked like 252 00:13:01.919 --> 00:13:03.960 in the seventies, do you know what I mean? Even 253 00:13:03.960 --> 00:13:06.519 a toaster in the seventies. You needed a fucking. 254 00:13:07.200 --> 00:13:09.399 Four year degree getting this done in the nineties like. 255 00:13:09.440 --> 00:13:13.000 This was like, as you know comedians have talked about 256 00:13:13.000 --> 00:13:14.320 in the past. Let it play out a bit like 257 00:13:14.399 --> 00:13:17.120 and see how this is this year's won the twenty 258 00:13:17.159 --> 00:13:20.120 twenty six model, or I suppose to the latest model 259 00:13:20.320 --> 00:13:24.480 is the now I do believe it's Post and scientific buildings. 260 00:13:25.200 --> 00:13:27.799 It's the three p ipp device. 261 00:13:28.279 --> 00:13:30.000 How was it doubled in price from last year's what 262 00:13:30.000 --> 00:13:30.240 I want? 263 00:13:30.320 --> 00:13:35.279 Because this is now the gold standard option? Because literally, 264 00:13:35.919 --> 00:13:36.159 do you. 265 00:13:36.120 --> 00:13:38.360 Know what they did to notice that? The Irish government 266 00:13:38.440 --> 00:13:41.279 was let was mentioning this on the HS and it 267 00:13:41.320 --> 00:13:42.440 started gouging us for it. 268 00:13:42.720 --> 00:13:46.080 Yeah, yeah, well who knows? Who knows where it's coming from? 269 00:13:46.120 --> 00:13:51.360 Because by all accounts there was kinking issues with tubing 270 00:13:51.440 --> 00:13:54.399 and stuff like that and the abdominal reservoir. This one 271 00:13:54.480 --> 00:13:59.279 has mitigated all those issues. Prices do go up on things, 272 00:13:59.320 --> 00:14:04.720 no doubt, but they do go up. They rarely come 273 00:14:04.759 --> 00:14:10.320 back down the only but by all accounts, they've you know, 274 00:14:10.440 --> 00:14:14.639 they they fitted it with technology. Shall we say, no 275 00:14:14.679 --> 00:14:16.320 doubt there's an app with it. I'd say, you're not 276 00:14:16.360 --> 00:14:18.279 pumping that in by hand anymore. It's it's an app 277 00:14:18.279 --> 00:14:20.919 and it like the fucking. 278 00:14:20.919 --> 00:14:23.559 I'm not going to be smart if it won't. 279 00:14:24.039 --> 00:14:26.240 But here's the thing I just wonder, like, say you're 280 00:14:26.279 --> 00:14:29.279 finished with it, right, do you know, do you know 281 00:14:30.000 --> 00:14:32.000 you're finished with it? You've you've done your ride and 282 00:14:32.039 --> 00:14:34.080 you've done your pulling, whatever you're whatever you had to 283 00:14:34.080 --> 00:14:35.679 do with your making up right. 284 00:14:36.000 --> 00:14:37.840 The village is clear, it's time to go home. 285 00:14:44.559 --> 00:14:48.919 You've done right. Then, like standard practice would be that 286 00:14:49.080 --> 00:14:53.000 it sorts itself out right. Yeah, obviously if it was hydro, 287 00:14:53.159 --> 00:14:55.120 you know it's pneumatic going up, it's going to be 288 00:14:55.120 --> 00:14:57.120 pnumatic coming down. So you know, like the air brakes 289 00:14:57.120 --> 00:15:02.440 on a truck. You say, you know, the chick or 290 00:15:02.480 --> 00:15:04.440 the dude that you're with or whatever, you're like, just 291 00:15:04.480 --> 00:15:07.159 give us a second. Oh you're gonna go wash up? Sure, yeah, 292 00:15:07.440 --> 00:15:08.279 just into the bathroom. 293 00:15:08.279 --> 00:15:08.519 It's like. 294 00:15:13.559 --> 00:15:16.159 A fucking scanny. I just put into the fucking bats 295 00:15:16.240 --> 00:15:18.799 and what the fuck just happened? You come back out, 296 00:15:18.840 --> 00:15:19.799 they're gone. 297 00:15:20.039 --> 00:15:22.679 The well, listen, do you know what I'm gonna tell 298 00:15:22.679 --> 00:15:26.720 you now? Robot Mickey's God bless you, God bless your technology. 299 00:15:26.879 --> 00:15:30.320 And if you're one of the thirteen chops with that 300 00:15:30.399 --> 00:15:33.200 had your thirteen chaps looked after on the HS last year, 301 00:15:34.360 --> 00:15:35.799 let us know when the comments. 302 00:15:35.440 --> 00:15:39.840 I suppose I love honestly, there's you see they like 303 00:15:39.960 --> 00:15:42.360 Mickey's antilet humor will never not be funny. We talked 304 00:15:42.360 --> 00:15:44.399 about this before. But at the same time, like, can 305 00:15:44.399 --> 00:15:47.960 you imagine it's one thing, you know, getting immole removed, 306 00:15:48.080 --> 00:15:51.279 or it's one thing going in for an operation like 307 00:15:51.399 --> 00:15:54.559 shaving down a fucking disk or something you're like your 308 00:15:54.960 --> 00:15:57.639 society says it's absolutely okay to talk about and people 309 00:15:57.679 --> 00:15:59.120 will feel sorry. If you had the side of the 310 00:15:59.519 --> 00:16:03.360 football pitch, they're going quiet rin for that, your poor thing. 311 00:16:04.279 --> 00:16:06.759 Like the there is almost nobody that they can tell 312 00:16:06.759 --> 00:16:10.879 about this where they want to go it like because men, 313 00:16:11.039 --> 00:16:13.840 middle aged men will get no sympathy when it comes 314 00:16:13.919 --> 00:16:17.600 to Mickey problems. They just won't do you know'd you'd be. 315 00:16:17.639 --> 00:16:19.799 Very surprised about people wouldn't say it. And Tom because 316 00:16:20.039 --> 00:16:22.639 you know, they're selling viagra across the fucking counter. 317 00:16:23.480 --> 00:16:25.720 True, Okay, all right, fair enough, but at the same 318 00:16:25.759 --> 00:16:27.679 time you you have to now talk about the big 319 00:16:27.720 --> 00:16:31.480 procedure that you just got done your cock, you know, and. 320 00:16:31.480 --> 00:16:35.279 Go look listen, viagra tried it nothing, not a store 321 00:16:35.360 --> 00:16:35.840 or whatsoever. 322 00:16:37.559 --> 00:16:41.480 I bet the fuck out half decided off the bed post, nothing, nothing. 323 00:16:41.639 --> 00:16:45.759 I was reduced to just one option. Fucking put half 324 00:16:45.799 --> 00:16:47.080 a high note into my cock. 325 00:16:49.840 --> 00:16:50.279 I don't know why. 326 00:16:50.279 --> 00:16:52.039 I think it's Chinese truck from the eighties. 327 00:16:52.120 --> 00:16:53.960 Up by the way, I put the fucking makings of 328 00:16:53.960 --> 00:16:56.519 a balloon animal up into me tool there and then 329 00:16:56.559 --> 00:16:59.799 the little fucking gyro in the balls to whar it up. 330 00:17:00.080 --> 00:17:02.080 Find yourself just you know, talking to the bouncy castle 331 00:17:02.080 --> 00:17:03.799 guy gone, so what are you running there? 332 00:17:03.879 --> 00:17:06.799 Yeah? What are you doing? Yeah? 333 00:17:07.640 --> 00:17:11.440 Way fucking small borough, not that small anyway. 334 00:17:12.000 --> 00:17:15.039 Anyway, there you go, Mayor Lord sal And no, no, 335 00:17:15.039 --> 00:17:18.039 no shaming on anybody that needs a medical procedure from 336 00:17:18.079 --> 00:17:20.000 the Tom and Jerry show. But again my fury is, 337 00:17:20.000 --> 00:17:22.079 why is the HS fucking doubled the calls of this 338 00:17:22.119 --> 00:17:24.079 fucking thing on the political podcast? 339 00:17:24.880 --> 00:17:26.559 They do have something to pay for rs quite of 340 00:17:26.599 --> 00:17:28.559 a white elephant over the other end of the city there. 341 00:17:28.400 --> 00:17:32.079 That for you. Yeah, savings could be made with us. 342 00:17:32.079 --> 00:17:35.960 And I'll tell you what enough about those lads. 343 00:17:35.640 --> 00:17:40.079 To you what an opportunity, What an opportunity for that? 344 00:17:40.160 --> 00:17:42.039 We should have put that in this lads. But look 345 00:17:42.039 --> 00:17:44.519 at this lad came along on Trump Tom. It's time 346 00:17:44.559 --> 00:17:49.200 to talk this lad. Now there's that guy. 347 00:17:49.640 --> 00:17:53.119 They never let us down there, They never let us down, somebody. 348 00:17:53.160 --> 00:17:55.799 We're going to go back through the dis lads of 349 00:17:55.839 --> 00:17:58.359 the Tom and Jerry Show and just count up exactly 350 00:17:58.359 --> 00:18:00.319 how many Australians. 351 00:18:00.119 --> 00:18:06.799 Fucking shows there are? There are they They're there's something 352 00:18:06.799 --> 00:18:12.319 else the Australians. They like they they embody the like 353 00:18:12.400 --> 00:18:14.240 America talks about being the land of the free, like 354 00:18:14.240 --> 00:18:17.200 they embody the wildness and freedom. You'd imagine what would 355 00:18:17.200 --> 00:18:20.000 happen twenty odd million people on a continent. 356 00:18:20.279 --> 00:18:23.079 Besides that, you know, twenty odd million people, every one 357 00:18:23.119 --> 00:18:25.920 of them descended from a criminal of some sorts. 358 00:18:26.160 --> 00:18:30.920 Yeah that or you know, I resent that bloody remark? 359 00:18:31.960 --> 00:18:33.319 You want there, buddy, Well. 360 00:18:34.039 --> 00:18:38.079 There's crocs in the Happy Territory that will killings twenty 361 00:18:38.119 --> 00:18:38.799 people a year. 362 00:18:39.359 --> 00:18:43.680 Well, hasn't blossom blossom bloom. We're not talking about Bob 363 00:18:43.720 --> 00:18:47.119 Catter this week. We are talking about a new Guinness 364 00:18:47.160 --> 00:18:51.519 World Record set by an Australian man who the fuck 365 00:18:51.559 --> 00:18:56.920 else was going to do it for loudest human being ever. 366 00:18:57.519 --> 00:19:02.359 Yeah, now this shelt meet however, Joseph mccrail bait up 367 00:19:03.319 --> 00:19:07.640 what a name like? I get the double barlin and 368 00:19:07.720 --> 00:19:09.920 sometimes the missus isn't you know she don't want to 369 00:19:09.920 --> 00:19:12.519 give up her maiden name, or maybe you really like 370 00:19:12.559 --> 00:19:14.319 your missus maiden name. You're like, hey, maybe we should 371 00:19:14.319 --> 00:19:16.119 double it up. It makes a sound fancier. You know, 372 00:19:16.240 --> 00:19:18.799 we're signing their names to signatures and stuff. But if 373 00:19:18.839 --> 00:19:23.960 it's like Joseph mcgrail McBride, you go all right, you know, 374 00:19:24.359 --> 00:19:26.519 but here we go, we get bait up. 375 00:19:26.920 --> 00:19:30.319 I'm sorry, I've never seen that surname before. Tom beat up, 376 00:19:30.519 --> 00:19:31.000 Like you know the. 377 00:19:30.960 --> 00:19:33.440 Way names like I know where you're going to, I 378 00:19:33.480 --> 00:19:34.039 know you're going. 379 00:19:34.240 --> 00:19:36.279 You know, like if your name is Smith, you used 380 00:19:36.279 --> 00:19:38.240 to be a blacksmith, and your name is Cooper, you 381 00:19:38.359 --> 00:19:40.400 used to be like a Cooper, And this man's name 382 00:19:40.480 --> 00:19:44.160 is bait Up and he's an Australian, Like what did 383 00:19:44.160 --> 00:19:45.119 your father used to do? 384 00:19:45.200 --> 00:19:45.240 It? 385 00:19:45.359 --> 00:19:48.400 Used to get bathed up about it. You got this 386 00:19:49.000 --> 00:19:52.160 out of the family, got bait up for generations. You 387 00:19:52.240 --> 00:19:54.359 adopted the name orce again. 388 00:19:54.400 --> 00:19:58.960 The woo's his mother, Joseph mcgrail. 389 00:19:58.960 --> 00:20:02.799 Bait up is is the loudest human being ever. And 390 00:20:02.839 --> 00:20:04.519 by that, you know, how do you know that he's 391 00:20:04.519 --> 00:20:09.200 the loudest human being ever? He issued fourth the loudest 392 00:20:10.000 --> 00:20:14.319 shout utterance raw ever recorded. Yeah, one hundred and let 393 00:20:14.319 --> 00:20:15.519 me get it. Let me get the numbers of it 394 00:20:15.519 --> 00:20:17.680 here now, sorry, I'm vamping here. All I've got is 395 00:20:18.039 --> 00:20:22.400 penis is up here. One hundred and twenty two point 396 00:20:22.799 --> 00:20:29.200 four decibels. Issued by Joseph mcgrail bay bait Up from Canberra, Australia, 397 00:20:29.240 --> 00:20:34.119 who chose to roar the word now or as he 398 00:20:34.119 --> 00:20:37.799 would say, nonah the. 399 00:20:39.200 --> 00:20:41.720 Like you're safety levels in? I think in like a 400 00:20:41.759 --> 00:20:45.319 machinery workshop. As far as I be told, I said 401 00:20:45.400 --> 00:20:48.039