Speaker 1: Oh Hullo. Just up here, Jimney listening to this week's
Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry Show, And this week, among many things,
Speaker 1: the boys are talking about numatic peness helping machines. Now,
Speaker 1: this isn't a new concept as far as I know.
Speaker 1: A bandoned by the name of Bill Sweeney from down
Speaker 1: there in ull He had one of those fitted in
Speaker 1: his John Thomas back in seventies. However, his was steam driven.
Speaker 1: If I remember correctly, I did the rivets for him,
Speaker 1: good man. Apparently it worked a treat. Only downside was
Speaker 1: every time it worked, bloody great steam whistle would go
Speaker 1: off and all neighborhood would know that him and the
Speaker 1: missus were getting down to you know what. Anyway, I'll
Speaker 1: see thee.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen. You're very welcome to a somewhat hopefully
Speaker 2: sound an all right Tom and Jerry show with myself,
Speaker 2: Jerry McBride and himself Tom O. My honey, Sorry, Tom,
Speaker 2: I don't have my ordinary microphone set up this week,
Speaker 2: So if people think I'm coming across a wee bit strange,
Speaker 2: do not adjust your headphones.
Speaker 3: You sound beautiful meter. Honestly, if it's coming out of
Speaker 3: any different then I can only you know it's their problem.
Speaker 3: At this stage, you sound absolutely delicious, delicious, like buttery
Speaker 3: milk pouring into my years to finank you fairness, I
Speaker 3: know I've been telling you to get to I think
Speaker 3: you'll end up with a lovely voice saying because you
Speaker 3: you can't for giant headphones before. Now you've gone for
Speaker 3: nice little neat ones. It's nice.
Speaker 2: I like that. I like you know. I'm a creature
Speaker 2: of habit, Tom, I don't like. I don't like, as
Speaker 2: listeners to the Tom and Jerry Show will tell you,
Speaker 2: because we're one hundred episodes, we've done the same show
Speaker 2: pretty much every week. It's the same crack. I'm a
Speaker 2: creature a habit like. I like myself up. I like
Speaker 2: my regular set up. But what can I tell you,
Speaker 2: Tom Mow, it just didn't bounce for me this week.
Speaker 2: Or I started tearing the office apart to do it
Speaker 2: up and I didn't have it ready.
Speaker 3: I'm feeling very I'm very very smoking myself here. I
Speaker 3: haven't participated so much as even anything else in a
Speaker 3: in a beer in nearly three weeks. Yeah, not on
Speaker 3: reed of out of me.
Speaker 2: I haven't taken a sip of beer since this episode started, wait,
Speaker 2: hang on, here we go.
Speaker 3: No, you know, somebody don't. It's like, because I'm out
Speaker 3: of gigs and people can keep on. People don't understand.
Speaker 3: And I don't know if it's media, but I don't
Speaker 3: know who these people are. They can have one pint
Speaker 3: because I get offered several one pints for people when
Speaker 3: I'm out gigging, and I'm like, you don't understand.
Speaker 2: That was That was always the real sort of the
Speaker 2: cruelty of a tom. I remember when I was out
Speaker 2: gigging and you'd be a traveling comedian and you travel
Speaker 2: over town and you'd play some weepop and you would
Speaker 2: have a good gig, if not a substantially a gig,
Speaker 2: and everyone who's like, well done, congratulations, you're a funny man.
Speaker 2: Would you have a pint? And you're like, fuck, no,
Speaker 2: I have to drive home.
Speaker 3: It would be great to just I mean, is there
Speaker 3: an app break and just put on my phone and
Speaker 3: go buy me a pint on that there?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, can you buy me a pint? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't have me favor and throw a five word
Speaker 2: diesel in the car.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't follow me up to the Petro Station there?
Speaker 3: Would you?
Speaker 2: You wouldn't take me up to the Apple Green and
Speaker 2: get me a sandwich? Would you? No? Instead, I'd be
Speaker 2: like no, And then you'd have to you'd have to
Speaker 2: walk out of the pub because nobody else was going home.
Speaker 2: They were out for the night and they, oh, we've
Speaker 2: seen the comedy show me a great crack, and we're
Speaker 2: staying out for a couple of points. And you'd walk
Speaker 2: out and all you'd be hummed yourself as you walk
Speaker 2: out of the pub is like the incredible Hulk music. Yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Have a new nickname. It would seem after I did
Speaker 3: a gig in at that very very same room that
Speaker 3: we did a gig last year and Kenny, I did
Speaker 3: it at the weekend and it was so fucking hot
Speaker 3: that collectively the myself and now what we all knew
Speaker 3: it was gonna be hot. There was a man in
Speaker 3: the front row. It looked like a bubbling crude coming
Speaker 3: out the top of his head, like something out of
Speaker 3: the Beverly Hillbillies. Big man, no hair and just biling
Speaker 3: up out of his head, and we all established that
Speaker 3: we're going to probably go to up a place of weirdness.
Speaker 3: LSD Non LSD driven, but it feels like we're gonna
Speaker 3: be on something. It was amazing and yeah, in my collectively,
Speaker 3: I think we lost about one hundred and fifty kilos
Speaker 3: through that. So I am now Tom's mpek is my
Speaker 3: new nicknames. It just just come hang around for me.
Speaker 3: What I can't guarantee it. You'll lose healthy weight, but
Speaker 3: you'll you'll be probably you'll be fight ready. That sounds
Speaker 3: like I just discovered my own African province. Yeah, let's discover.
Speaker 2: Let's discover this week's show, folks, We're gonna jump straight
Speaker 2: into it. You know how we do here around here.
Speaker 2: We start off the show with the weekly what have you.
Speaker 4: This is a very complicated case, mad you know, a
Speaker 4: lot of a lot of out, a lot of what
Speaker 4: have you, and a lot of SCRAMs to keep in
Speaker 4: my head.
Speaker 3: Man, this is an exciting one for me because yes,
Speaker 3: this has been on the rise for a while time.
Speaker 3: It has fair it was. It was a hard one
Speaker 3: to nail down, but we got it in the end. Jar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we don't mean difficult ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3: This brought about last week and fit. I rarely feel
Speaker 3: this cocky about a thing. There Jesus Christ going.
Speaker 2: I got nothing laugh he buddy, I'm.
Speaker 3: Not doing it more. I can think of more, but
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it more. Thirteen men, and I think
Speaker 3: this is nearly like an angry you know, like like
Speaker 3: they should they didn't deserve it. It's written in quite
Speaker 3: an angry form. The thirteen men. I don't think they
Speaker 3: all knew each other around a stagnore had surgically fitted
Speaker 3: where with bionic penises in public hospital. It's costing four
Speaker 3: hundred and fifty thousand. Yeah, listen there, there's you know, okay.
Speaker 2: Much to think about it much?
Speaker 3: Think about this now, they were on average about I
Speaker 3: think about thirty four to thirty five thousand piece per piece.
Speaker 2: Changed by the way I'm doing somethings over here.
Speaker 3: This is the way they've broken down. Thirty four eight yeah,
Speaker 3: thirty four eight hundred permiky Now, I don't know those
Speaker 3: bigger hydraulics have to go into a thing than you know,
Speaker 3: depending on the size your fluid. I don't know it's
Speaker 3: a one size fits all. Is this thing over capable?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: Has it has it kind of heavy? Like, doesn't have
Speaker 3: you know, a lifted limit? I don't know it.
Speaker 2: Would probably behoove us here now, Tom, because I feel
Speaker 2: like we've we've dived, we've doved straight into the numbers
Speaker 2: of it, and we've coasted straight past the whole bionic
Speaker 2: penis and of things exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I see. I do feel cocky about this because
Speaker 3: a couple of years ago I was doing a comedy course,
Speaker 3: teaching a comedy course in a company not very far
Speaker 3: away from here, and I thought all they did was
Speaker 3: pacemakers and stints and stuff like this turns out way more, way,
Speaker 3: way more. And one particular woman who's on the comedy course,
Speaker 3: her department was robot mickeys. She described herself, so robot mickey.
Speaker 2: So the robot What the robot mickey is, for those
Speaker 2: out there curious, is is a is like a bladder.
Speaker 2: It's like a It's like a It's like an air
Speaker 2: bladder that they insert into the mickeys of men who
Speaker 2: have erectile dysfunction. Just gonna say it, I don't know
Speaker 2: why viagra isn't working for these men. Not a learning podcast,
Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen. We've established this many times. But it's
Speaker 2: a little sort of air bladder that they put up
Speaker 2: into your mickey and then they have little pumps in
Speaker 2: in your in in your scroll from yes maybe if
Speaker 2: there's space or up in your stomach a wee bit
Speaker 2: that you kind of you pump up your mickey and
Speaker 2: and she flew.
Speaker 3: So this is is the itself is in the is
Speaker 3: in this growthma right. They must be able to get
Speaker 3: it in there all the same, like unless they drop
Speaker 3: a ball out and leave you one and just go
Speaker 3: less and lead. We only have unless it give you
Speaker 3: can give you an oversized bag. I don't know, but
Speaker 3: they put the actual pump reservoirs, like the actual gas cylinders.
Speaker 3: Will say they're actually implanted into your abdomen. Okay, so
Speaker 3: and then you have I say, like it. Jerry was
Speaker 3: saying that there's two bladders up the side of the
Speaker 3: flute to actually drive it up into the I got
Speaker 3: this in full description like three years ago, and I thought, ah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it must be all for American people, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 2: Like, but no, come to find out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thirteen lads got lads fitted this year. I mean,
Speaker 3: bionic mickey is a bit hard because it's the same
Speaker 3: mickey you've done upgraded it like this is it's ends.
Speaker 2: They make it sound like Google gadget mickey.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, And you can just choose a new sized
Speaker 3: Mickey like I'd like one would have fuckingj and ninja
Speaker 3: bullet and you know what I mean, I can just
Speaker 3: click it off and clinton on. You know, I can
Speaker 3: like the the kitchen aid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd like it vibrate and may keep.
Speaker 3: I'd like which strikes and it makes.
Speaker 2: A bigging ask. Give me what else they're doing.
Speaker 3: To be fair, they are shit hot at what they're doing.
Speaker 3: I mean, this was three or four years ago. This
Speaker 3: has described me everything jump, comes on and leaps and
Speaker 3: bounds jar.
Speaker 2: Can I can I stop you there? Tom? But Beyonce
Speaker 2: had the best album of all time. But no, here's
Speaker 2: what I'm gonna let you finish, Tom long Cam. Listeners
Speaker 2: of The Tom and Jerry Show might remember fucking one
Speaker 2: hundred episodes ago when we were talking about encyclopedias. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think it was like we remember when you got
Speaker 2: all your information from encyclopedias one hundred episodes back, and
Speaker 2: I said that in their house we had the twenty
Speaker 2: four World books for for the alphabet, and we also
Speaker 2: had like a medical encyclopedia like what nurses would have.
Speaker 2: And by that Medical Insight, Wikipedia Tom they had the
Speaker 2: inflatable robot Mickey. This is thirty years ago. Yeah, this
Speaker 2: is thirty five years ago. This is not a new
Speaker 2: This is not a new science. This is not a
Speaker 2: new thing. I remember because I remember reading it going like, fuck,
Speaker 2: is that what I have to look forward to when
Speaker 2: I get older? And touch would not yet. And I
Speaker 2: also remember the robotic Mickey was a punchline in the
Speaker 2: movie ed TV Starn Matthew McConaughey, which was like The
Speaker 2: poor Man's True Man Show. It was like it came
Speaker 2: out at the same time and got washed away, but
Speaker 2: it was like what if a man was in the
Speaker 2: TV show? It was called ed TV Staring Matthew McConaughey,
Speaker 2: And that's how he got off TV was he said, oh,
Speaker 2: I need to tell you a story, but a lad
Speaker 2: who's got a robot Mickey, and the lad who ran
Speaker 2: the TV station pulled pulled it off the other night.
Speaker 2: We don't need to hear about that. Clearly he had
Speaker 2: a robot Mickey. Robot Mickey's not new, but doling them
Speaker 2: out on the on the on the National Health seems to.
Speaker 3: Be do you know, I mean, like and that's how
Speaker 3: a lot of these articles have read I have read.
Speaker 3: When I read him, it's like, oh, like, have a
Speaker 3: fucking gander somebod These fucking absolute gannets have eaten themselves
Speaker 3: into a fifty stone fucking state, and they still explain like,
Speaker 3: if you're gonna let them come in with a fucking issue.
Speaker 3: You know, my eyes don't work because I've eaten fucking
Speaker 3: sesa toast for fucking three fucking decades inside the bed.
Speaker 2: So Tom, could I spring something on you right now?
Speaker 3: Let's hear it? Don't mind my eyes.
Speaker 2: So this is the This is from the same website. Okay,
Speaker 2: breaking news dot I E.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, alright, I avoided going to breaking news, but.
Speaker 2: Well here we are. Yeah, Breaking news dot I e.
Speaker 2: Six days ago, which got into the weekly What have
Speaker 2: you here? On the Tom and Jerry Show Thirteen men
Speaker 2: surgically fitted with bionic penises in public hospitals, costing four
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty euro thirteen men four hundred and fifty grand
Speaker 2: six days ago. Okay. An article dated the first of
Speaker 2: July twenty twenty five last year, okay, almost to the day,
Speaker 2: on breakingnews dot Ie reads twenty seven men fitted with
Speaker 2: bionic penises in public hospitals at estimated cost of five
Speaker 2: hundred thousand euros. So these guys are just putting out
Speaker 2: rage bait headlines that lads with fucking no jobs and
Speaker 2: soft flutes are getting it done on the social and
Speaker 2: they are trying to raise outrage and and be like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, this is where your taxpayer money is going.
Speaker 2: But I put it to you this tom that you're
Speaker 2: getting thirteen men done for four hundred and fifty grand
Speaker 2: this year and last year twenty seven men got done
Speaker 2: for five hundred grand. That's fourteen extra men for only
Speaker 2: fifty grand. It's not a case that these buys with
Speaker 2: self mickeys are getting the job done on the on
Speaker 2: the social. How is it doubled in price in the year.
Speaker 3: Now here's the tinger, These have your ques. You said
Speaker 3: it went back to the seventies, some of these things.
Speaker 3: Can you image? Iagine what this fucking setup looked like
Speaker 3: in the seventies, do you know what I mean? Even
Speaker 3: a toaster in the seventies. You needed a fucking.
Speaker 2: Four year degree getting this done in the nineties like.
Speaker 3: This was like, as you know comedians have talked about
Speaker 3: in the past. Let it play out a bit like
Speaker 3: and see how this is this year's won the twenty
Speaker 3: twenty six model, or I suppose to the latest model
Speaker 3: is the now I do believe it's Post and scientific buildings.
Speaker 3: It's the three p ipp device.
Speaker 2: How was it doubled in price from last year's what
Speaker 2: I want?
Speaker 3: Because this is now the gold standard option? Because literally,
Speaker 3: do you.
Speaker 2: Know what they did to notice that? The Irish government
Speaker 2: was let was mentioning this on the HS and it
Speaker 2: started gouging us for it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well who knows? Who knows where it's coming from?
Speaker 3: Because by all accounts there was kinking issues with tubing
Speaker 3: and stuff like that and the abdominal reservoir. This one
Speaker 3: has mitigated all those issues. Prices do go up on things,
Speaker 3: no doubt, but they do go up. They rarely come
Speaker 3: back down the only but by all accounts, they've you know,
Speaker 3: they they fitted it with technology. Shall we say, no
Speaker 3: doubt there's an app with it. I'd say, you're not
Speaker 3: pumping that in by hand anymore. It's it's an app
Speaker 3: and it like the fucking.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to be smart if it won't.
Speaker 3: But here's the thing I just wonder, like, say you're
Speaker 3: finished with it, right, do you know, do you know
Speaker 3: you're finished with it? You've you've done your ride and
Speaker 3: you've done your pulling, whatever you're whatever you had to
Speaker 3: do with your making up right.
Speaker 2: The village is clear, it's time to go home.
Speaker 3: You've done right. Then, like standard practice would be that
Speaker 3: it sorts itself out right. Yeah, obviously if it was hydro,
Speaker 3: you know it's pneumatic going up, it's going to be
Speaker 3: pnumatic coming down. So you know, like the air brakes
Speaker 3: on a truck. You say, you know, the chick or
Speaker 3: the dude that you're with or whatever, you're like, just
Speaker 3: give us a second. Oh you're gonna go wash up? Sure, yeah,
Speaker 3: just into the bathroom.
Speaker 2: It's like.
Speaker 3: A fucking scanny. I just put into the fucking bats
Speaker 3: and what the fuck just happened? You come back out,
Speaker 3: they're gone.
Speaker 2: The well, listen, do you know what I'm gonna tell
Speaker 2: you now? Robot Mickey's God bless you, God bless your technology.
Speaker 2: And if you're one of the thirteen chops with that
Speaker 2: had your thirteen chaps looked after on the HS last year,
Speaker 2: let us know when the comments.
Speaker 3: I suppose I love honestly, there's you see they like
Speaker 3: Mickey's antilet humor will never not be funny. We talked
Speaker 3: about this before. But at the same time, like, can
Speaker 3: you imagine it's one thing, you know, getting immole removed,
Speaker 3: or it's one thing going in for an operation like
Speaker 3: shaving down a fucking disk or something you're like your
Speaker 3: society says it's absolutely okay to talk about and people
Speaker 3: will feel sorry. If you had the side of the
Speaker 3: football pitch, they're going quiet rin for that, your poor thing.
Speaker 3: Like the there is almost nobody that they can tell
Speaker 3: about this where they want to go it like because men,
Speaker 3: middle aged men will get no sympathy when it comes
Speaker 3: to Mickey problems. They just won't do you know'd you'd be.
Speaker 2: Very surprised about people wouldn't say it. And Tom because
Speaker 2: you know, they're selling viagra across the fucking counter.
Speaker 3: True, Okay, all right, fair enough, but at the same
Speaker 3: time you you have to now talk about the big
Speaker 3: procedure that you just got done your cock, you know, and.
Speaker 2: Go look listen, viagra tried it nothing, not a store
Speaker 2: or whatsoever.
Speaker 3: I bet the fuck out half decided off the bed post, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 3: I was reduced to just one option. Fucking put half
Speaker 3: a high note into my cock.
Speaker 2: I don't know why.
Speaker 3: I think it's Chinese truck from the eighties.
Speaker 2: Up by the way, I put the fucking makings of
Speaker 2: a balloon animal up into me tool there and then
Speaker 2: the little fucking gyro in the balls to whar it up.
Speaker 3: Find yourself just you know, talking to the bouncy castle
Speaker 3: guy gone, so what are you running there?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What are you doing? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Way fucking small borough, not that small anyway.
Speaker 2: Anyway, there you go, Mayor Lord sal And no, no,
Speaker 2: no shaming on anybody that needs a medical procedure from
Speaker 2: the Tom and Jerry show. But again my fury is,
Speaker 2: why is the HS fucking doubled the calls of this
Speaker 2: fucking thing on the political podcast?
Speaker 3: They do have something to pay for rs quite of
Speaker 3: a white elephant over the other end of the city there.
Speaker 2: That for you. Yeah, savings could be made with us.
Speaker 2: And I'll tell you what enough about those lads.
Speaker 3: To you what an opportunity, What an opportunity for that?
Speaker 2: We should have put that in this lads. But look
Speaker 2: at this lad came along on Trump Tom. It's time
Speaker 2: to talk this lad. Now there's that guy.
Speaker 3: They never let us down there, They never let us down, somebody.
Speaker 2: We're going to go back through the dis lads of
Speaker 2: the Tom and Jerry Show and just count up exactly
Speaker 2: how many Australians.
Speaker 3: Fucking shows there are? There are they They're there's something
Speaker 3: else the Australians. They like they they embody the like
Speaker 3: America talks about being the land of the free, like
Speaker 3: they embody the wildness and freedom. You'd imagine what would
Speaker 3: happen twenty odd million people on a continent.
Speaker 2: Besides that, you know, twenty odd million people, every one
Speaker 2: of them descended from a criminal of some sorts.
Speaker 3: Yeah that or you know, I resent that bloody remark?
Speaker 2: You want there, buddy, Well.
Speaker 3: There's crocs in the Happy Territory that will killings twenty
Speaker 3: people a year.
Speaker 2: Well, hasn't blossom blossom bloom. We're not talking about Bob
Speaker 2: Catter this week. We are talking about a new Guinness
Speaker 2: World Record set by an Australian man who the fuck
Speaker 2: else was going to do it for loudest human being ever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now this shelt meet however, Joseph mccrail bait up
Speaker 3: what a name like? I get the double barlin and
Speaker 3: sometimes the missus isn't you know she don't want to
Speaker 3: give up her maiden name, or maybe you really like
Speaker 3: your missus maiden name. You're like, hey, maybe we should
Speaker 3: double it up. It makes a sound fancier. You know,
Speaker 3: we're signing their names to signatures and stuff. But if
Speaker 3: it's like Joseph mcgrail McBride, you go all right, you know,
Speaker 3: but here we go, we get bait up.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I've never seen that surname before. Tom beat up,
Speaker 2: Like you know the.
Speaker 3: Way names like I know where you're going to, I
Speaker 3: know you're going.
Speaker 2: You know, like if your name is Smith, you used
Speaker 2: to be a blacksmith, and your name is Cooper, you
Speaker 2: used to be like a Cooper, And this man's name
Speaker 2: is bait Up and he's an Australian, Like what did
Speaker 2: your father used to do?
Speaker 3: It?
Speaker 2: Used to get bathed up about it. You got this
Speaker 2: out of the family, got bait up for generations. You
Speaker 2: adopted the name orce again.
Speaker 3: The woo's his mother, Joseph mcgrail.
Speaker 2: Bait up is is the loudest human being ever. And
Speaker 2: by that, you know, how do you know that he's
Speaker 2: the loudest human being ever? He issued fourth the loudest
Speaker 2: shout utterance raw ever recorded. Yeah, one hundred and let
Speaker 2: me get it. Let me get the numbers of it
Speaker 2: here now, sorry, I'm vamping here. All I've got is
Speaker 2: penis is up here. One hundred and twenty two point
Speaker 2: four decibels. Issued by Joseph mcgrail bay bait Up from Canberra, Australia,
Speaker 2: who chose to roar the word now or as he
Speaker 2: would say, nonah the.
Speaker 3: Like you're safety levels in? I think in like a
Speaker 3: machinery workshop. As far as I be told, I said
Speaker 3: eighty as even would you want the ear defenders on
Speaker 3: for that? You can'tsider nine? I think I think I
Speaker 3: could be totally wrong. It could be I could be
Speaker 3: mistaken it for lumens when it comes to light. I'm
Speaker 3: not sure, but I think it's about that. But that's
Speaker 3: what ear defenders on. Like he's hitten, he's hitting. And
Speaker 3: I like the way this article that I'm reading has
Speaker 3: given me the kind of things that I can understand.
Speaker 3: Like no, they haven't said, oh, he's louder than a
Speaker 3: cook a bar you know, or should have got what.
Speaker 2: The fuck he's louder than newborn babies cry?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know he's louder. In that has a lembs
Speaker 3: in in spring. No, they came straight out of with
Speaker 3: the kind of because they know the exact blokes that
Speaker 3: no woman is reading this article, I promise you the
Speaker 3: same as a clap of thunder bit with Lucy Goosey.
Speaker 3: How close is that? Here we go a chainsaw or
Speaker 3: a pneumatic drill, Now that's we can get wrap our
Speaker 3: fucking heads around that one. That is some bang. Whatever
Speaker 3: about pneumatic drill, that's just that could be banging off concrete.
Speaker 3: You could have hit something soft. A chainsaw is straight
Speaker 3: up loud as fun. It's just straight up a yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah fifty.
Speaker 2: No such thing as a quiet chainsaw. And and not
Speaker 2: for nothing, Tom, there's no such thing in my experience
Speaker 2: as a quiet Australian. So to meet the loudest one
Speaker 2: of them, like, there wasn't gonna be anyone on God's
Speaker 2: green Earth that was going to beat the loudest Australian.
Speaker 2: You weren't gonna you weren't gonna tap him with the
Speaker 2: loudest Canadian.
Speaker 3: You know, no, no, no, but you know there are
Speaker 3: people who can come close to it, because up until
Speaker 3: then he there, he has beaten a record. There, This
Speaker 3: wasn't just a random thing, because Australians do love that.
Speaker 3: Australians love like a competition, a mullet competition, a nose
Speaker 3: picking competition. You know they when they go redneck, they
Speaker 3: go proper redneck and things. But up until from nineteen
Speaker 3: ninety four, up until now twenty twenty six, the biggest
Speaker 3: yell was at one hundred and twenty one point one. Desperates,
Speaker 3: no fucking messine either, No I an Alisa Flanagan, a
Speaker 3: Northern Irish school teacher. Yeah, okay, and she await here,
Speaker 3: this is, this is, this is unbelievably on point. She
Speaker 3: yelled the word quiet fuking quiet ironically.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can hear it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Analysa Flannagan.
Speaker 2: So Lannigan, all right, so she'd be roaring that at
Speaker 2: the peeler.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just gonna say the outtakes had got that
Speaker 3: full belt into into the ear. Now, what's his name?
Speaker 3: I was going to call him Bob, but he's not Bob.
Speaker 3: He's Joe. So Joe gave seven attempts at a chre
Speaker 3: seven attempts because I'm assuming there's a cutoff, like he
Speaker 3: had ten goals of it and he can't stand there
Speaker 3: roaring like, and they don't take your with meat. They'd
Speaker 3: probably take just the best out of But he was
Speaker 3: probably just cranking it up to it. But in his
Speaker 3: own words, he's fifty eight years of it. It's not
Speaker 3: bad for him.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: He's the air conditioning cleaner, that's what he does, and
Speaker 3: an honorary town crier. And like, you know, so I
Speaker 3: suppose he's got it in the he's got it. He's
Speaker 3: got a love for a chair, he's going to be
Speaker 3: the honorary town crier. He's got a love for this ship.
Speaker 3: Yes of being a mouthpiece. So he took it. And
Speaker 3: as he says himself, like as now, why I think
Speaker 3: you can actually practice it? You just have to keep
Speaker 3: it for all the day, especially with the record attempt.
Speaker 3: And he gave seven goals and I don't know was
Speaker 3: it seventh or the like he hit it on the fifth,
Speaker 3: but he gets seven goals and hit one hundred and
Speaker 3: twenty two point four. Well, by Jesus Christ, Joe, that
Speaker 3: is some going. And I'm glad it's an Australian. You
Speaker 3: beat an already out the gate by three deaths by
Speaker 3: one descipelt I should say less than one decil.
Speaker 2: Don't you worry about Yeah, I did see that he
Speaker 2: had so he had scored some other world record for
Speaker 2: archery or some shit like this. So this is a
Speaker 2: guy that with respect now, and I'm not I'm not
Speaker 2: mad at this. I'm just pointing it out that there
Speaker 2: are people in this world who will sit down with
Speaker 2: the Guinness Book of World Records go through it for
Speaker 2: things they think they can beat, and beat them like literally,
Speaker 2: like and not high jump our world's longest fingernails or
Speaker 2: anything like that, just like very very niche. You know,
Speaker 2: most arrows shot in ten seconds, most loudest human being alive.
Speaker 3: And most most most beer mats flung at somebody's nose.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: To be honest with you, if I had more time
Speaker 3: on my hands, I think i'd like I think we
Speaker 3: would do we should try and attempt one of these.
Speaker 3: Just pick a fucking stupid one that we could try
Speaker 3: and attempt.
Speaker 2: Let's let's throw it. Throw it out to the Tom
Speaker 2: Jerry AI, which is the Tom and Jerry listenership. Please listen,
Speaker 2: Please please scan the Guinness Book of World Records and
Speaker 2: let us know in the comments what you think we
Speaker 2: will be able to break now for that time, I
Speaker 2: want to ask you one question before we made off
Speaker 2: of this segment. So that's the loudest a human being
Speaker 2: has ever been? One hundred and twenty two point one,
Speaker 2: not four. That's about loud motherfucker. Yeah, in your lifetime.
Speaker 2: And I know we never record these things, but what
Speaker 2: do you think is the loudest you have ever yelled?
Speaker 2: What's the loudest noise you've ever made?
Speaker 3: You think decibel wise?
Speaker 2: Just and just just just what springs to mind to
Speaker 2: you when you go, that's the loudest I've ever been, definitely.
Speaker 3: Shouting at the young flap from two hundred yards away.
Speaker 3: One that is the one like that makes I have
Speaker 3: quite I've developed quite as I look, it's from years
Speaker 3: of playing clubs really bad sound too, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, And you just kind of developed a way
Speaker 3: of throwing your voice. But it there is now a
Speaker 3: look that all the other parents give me on the
Speaker 3: side of the pitch on my young flaws arsen around
Speaker 3: are more often than not stuck in a fight. And
Speaker 3: it's a bark more than an Actually, I don't know
Speaker 3: what you'd call it, but I.
Speaker 2: Can hear you, Tominate, you wouldn't be like, Hi, I
Speaker 2: need you to run up the sideline and get the ball.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say all that is the one level. I
Speaker 2: just say like the initial Hi.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's a earbust and bark. And I didn't
Speaker 3: I didn't really consider it on ttil it was said
Speaker 3: to me. It was like mother, Like people have said
Speaker 3: it to me, mother, jeezus, we can hear you three
Speaker 3: pitches over, but just that one bark and I think
Speaker 3: it got tested. And I'll tell you it wasn't the
Speaker 3: loudest of it, but it was probably the longest consistent
Speaker 3: time I had to I had to stay louder. The
Speaker 3: microphone broke on me in Vicker Street to a full house,
Speaker 3: now that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I had to hold on three separate occasions until I
Speaker 3: was able to wrap the cable around my fist, you know,
Speaker 3: to white knuckle at and just grip. And it broke
Speaker 3: three times on me and probably a total of maybe
Speaker 3: five minutes of silence or no microphone if you get me.
Speaker 3: And there I cast my voice to the point where
Speaker 3: they gave me a run of applause that they could
Speaker 3: hear me. Okay on the back wall. So to eleven
Speaker 3: hundred people. If I if I offended you with the
Speaker 3: sound of a continuous bark for five.
Speaker 2: Minutes, that's tough going. That is tough going because, like
Speaker 2: you know, I've never played a room that size. Nobody's
Speaker 2: ever booked me for but I never played the room that size.
Speaker 2: But I remember even in smaller rooms if they didn't
Speaker 2: have a mic or the mic didn't work. It's it's
Speaker 2: a different level of loudness because it has to be
Speaker 2: loud enough that it carries to the back wall and
Speaker 2: everybody can hear you, but not that you're just fucking
Speaker 2: deafinite in the first three rows, just because.
Speaker 3: You're rare, And that's exactly.
Speaker 2: It's very It's been able to really do it a
Speaker 2: couple of times, and I was always proud of myself
Speaker 2: when I did. And a lot of the times it
Speaker 2: was people at the back couldn't hear you, people at
Speaker 2: the front could hear you too fucking much. Very very
Speaker 2: interesting skill, very intill I.
Speaker 3: Think they'll genuine though. The loudest shout I ever did
Speaker 3: was from galty More go on up up the mountain
Speaker 3: years ago. Climb the mountain. It's an amazing climb. Fuck
Speaker 3: may it's some climb. It's and stunning when you get
Speaker 3: up there, like you can down near seat to fucking
Speaker 3: manhand from there.
Speaker 2: But it's the.
Speaker 3: Mountain range here of the galties and for the fun
Speaker 3: of it when you up there that far. I roared
Speaker 3: for everything I was. I was the loudest that my
Speaker 3: voice ever, I think ever got to not measured, but
Speaker 3: it would have. You could not do it in an
Speaker 3: environment with any amount of humans around you, if you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. It was grotesque in its loudness.
Speaker 2: That's kind of like the one I did now I can.
Speaker 2: I can tell you now how loud I've ever been.
Speaker 2: Maybe some people that tell me otherwise, but this one
Speaker 2: definitely now I remember it's comedy related as well, Tom,
Speaker 2: But I wasn't carrying my voice to eleven hundred people
Speaker 2: in Vicker Street. I'd driven up from a in fucking
Speaker 2: sour form. I'd park behind Sinning World or Parnell Street.
Speaker 2: I'd walk to my gig. I died on my fucking
Speaker 2: hole in the middle of the week with work in
Speaker 2: the morning, and I mean I died on my aarsh
Speaker 2: and it wasn't in a particularly nice week. I knew
Speaker 2: I'd I got ripped a bit by a customer that
Speaker 2: day and another one coming in to do it for
Speaker 2: me in the morning. I got paid twenty four euros
Speaker 2: in change, so I was down money even from leaving
Speaker 2: the house, walked back to the car and the car was.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: No. One hundred and twenty euro straight off the bat.
Speaker 2: So for those keeping count, I'm minus ninety five euro
Speaker 2: in profit before I even put petrol or told towards it.
Speaker 2: Oh Jesus Christ, the fucking worst gig I've done in
Speaker 2: a year. And I was in sour form as well,
Speaker 2: and I got clamped, and it's fucking half eleven at
Speaker 2: night in Dublin. I have to wait around for an
Speaker 2: hour to get this clamp taken off, to drive back
Speaker 2: the morning, to be up at work at eight, you know,
Speaker 2: eight o'clock in the morning, to get bollocked by a
Speaker 2: customer and around the clamp crowd. I said, please come
Speaker 2: in on glat me credit card payment over the phone
Speaker 2: and I sat into the car, shut the door, put
Speaker 2: me two hands on the steering wheel and.
Speaker 3: Fucking let loose with just a raw.
Speaker 2: For the fucking world to hear. And if it had
Speaker 2: been a movie, you would have seen like the windows
Speaker 2: of the camera smashing and the lamp post smashing and everything.
Speaker 2: I don't know how long I held it for Tom.
Speaker 2: She's like, honestly thought I was going to blackout because
Speaker 2: I was roaring that much. I could see spots in
Speaker 2: front of my eyes. But I just let everything out
Speaker 2: of me. And I'd say, if you were to put
Speaker 2: the decibel meter on me that evening, Tom, I'd be
Speaker 2: giving mister bate Up a run for his money. Go away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a guttural fucking pain that can come out
Speaker 3: of a man, you know what I mean, Like, I
Speaker 3: don't think it's even a conscious thing. It's from your
Speaker 3: fucking soul. At that point, I think, and.
Speaker 2: I'll be you know, we're not a deep podcast. But
Speaker 2: I never forget thinking that that roar had been in
Speaker 2: me for about a year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I get some pieces.
Speaker 2: And fucking and various, like I'll say about it this time,
Speaker 2: and I'll let that slide and care. It wasn't wild
Speaker 2: about that, but I let it slide and all that
Speaker 2: was in me and I come out and the fucking
Speaker 2: car was clamped and my seven minutes got no fucking laughs.
Speaker 2: And I had some decent new bits in that. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I can good people a parallel street might have wondered
Speaker 2: what that fucking where Wolftown was there is.
Speaker 3: You've seen these kind of you know, these Californian deads.
Speaker 3: Little do you see like you know, you see clips
Speaker 3: of their of their group therapies where they're singing, you know,
Speaker 3: real fucking flutey ship like or but it's like a
Speaker 3: weekend retreat where they're deep and they do this roaring
Speaker 3: thing into stream and you had the primal scream and
Speaker 3: you're like you clearly never worked in construction any.
Speaker 2: No, but I will tell you one thing time I
Speaker 2: let that fucking roar out of me, and by the
Speaker 2: time your man came to unclamped the car, I was grateful.
Speaker 3: You see I I yeah, Sometimes I think, Jerry, you're
Speaker 3: quite an man, and like you're you might you would have,
Speaker 3: unbeknownst to yourself, you might brush over, you know, moments
Speaker 3: where you should have last your fucking rag. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: little by little, but I think that was for you. Now,
Speaker 3: that was like somebody piling a fucking boulders on top
Speaker 3: of a lav a fucking pitch. Yeah, and he was
Speaker 3: you know, you should let a bit of lave out
Speaker 3: all the time, like a little bit not at the
Speaker 3: end of your you know, you're enter of your robot fucking.
Speaker 2: Piss that was about That was about fourteen years ago.
Speaker 2: I feel have another one fucking rom Maybe you have.
Speaker 3: To record it, so fuck you, Joe, Joe bas Joe.
Speaker 2: You enjoy that record where they can get it. Folks. Okay,
Speaker 2: we're gonna bust on here now to the last segment
Speaker 2: of the Tom and Jerry Show. We don't just remember
Speaker 2: the times we were roaring and shouting about the list.
Speaker 2: We remember other shit as well, down through our wonderful
Speaker 2: lives on our forty some odd years on this rock.
Speaker 2: Take a look back at the life we've lived on
Speaker 2: the show and a segment called we Remember when There
Speaker 2: we Go.
Speaker 3: When I was a young lad twenty or thirty or
Speaker 3: forty years ago, you got there in the end, I
Speaker 3: gotta tell you, Yeah, you went dancing around houses there.
Speaker 3: This is in all fairness, this is a salute. This
Speaker 3: is a salute, and this is a this is a.
Speaker 2: This is a two robotic penis salute.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you know, and we've done this a couple
Speaker 4: of times this year where we remember when it has
Speaker 4: been like there is a new movie coming out and
Speaker 4: we're like, well, we remember when the first one of
Speaker 4: them came out, and.
Speaker 2: It's the sequel twenty years later. Yeah, or it's a
Speaker 2: fucking series that ran now on and and and we're
Speaker 2: not going to do it past this, But fuck me,
Speaker 2: this really has been the year where they revisited every
Speaker 2: fuck goddamn thing from down through early years, Tom, whether
Speaker 2: it be Toy Story, Masters of the Universe, or the
Speaker 2: Devil Knows What. Yeah, and this week Jackass, it is.
Speaker 3: Jackass, the final one, and they're saying that this is it.
Speaker 3: The canoe no more like they let me.
Speaker 2: Tell you, Tom, their physically can do no more.
Speaker 3: No they can't. They to be honestly, I'm amazed to
Speaker 3: so many of them still functioning, do you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? Like with the ship they've done, Like I
Speaker 3: think Johnny Knoxville might be in need of actually a
Speaker 3: mechanical penis. I think he's making got bad.
Speaker 2: I have actually seen the new movie Jackass best and
Speaker 2: lasts in cinemas. Now, if you are like me and
Speaker 2: and Tom, I don't know what your mindage was on Jackass.
Speaker 3: Were a fan I did when it was empty and
Speaker 3: when it was on MTV, Yeah, because it dropped right
Speaker 3: in my that was my wheelhouse era was MTV, the nineties,
Speaker 3: the nineties really up into the early two thousand, into
Speaker 3: the early.
Speaker 2: Two thousands, and that kind of thing. If you're a
Speaker 2: Jackass fan, go see the new movie. It's great crack
Speaker 2: and it's an it's a good night out come the
Speaker 2: end of it. But Johnny Knoxville can't take a blow
Speaker 2: at the head anymore.
Speaker 3: No, he's had something like seventeenth. Yeah, he's quick Foley.
Speaker 2: He just why are all my heroes going to cost?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like he's had something like seven, Like his brain
Speaker 3: isn't a bad ahead fucking away and yet he still does.
Speaker 2: Like and the rest of them main far behind it. Now,
Speaker 2: I will tell you that.
Speaker 3: You know, well, you've got to imagine somebody like Steve
Speaker 3: O or Chris Pontis. They've done horrible things to themselves,
Speaker 3: like Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: Here here's the thing, Okay, so we'll we'll take you
Speaker 2: back because we were early adopters. And like when we
Speaker 2: say we remember when there's not when we were wee
Speaker 2: boys or anything like that. But when Jackass came out
Speaker 2: around about the two thousands. Tom. Both you and I
Speaker 2: were like nineteen or twenty, and I feel like we
Speaker 2: were just the right.
Speaker 3: Over, were perfect blokes. You know it was it was
Speaker 3: felling our age.
Speaker 2: Are there or there? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, And and
Speaker 2: and what it was for. If you have no idea
Speaker 2: what Jackass is, it was, it's so hard to describe
Speaker 2: what it was when you saw it first on TV.
Speaker 2: But basically, what I always felt was it was a
Speaker 2: natural progression of two things. Number One, the candid camera
Speaker 2: style prank show, which we'd seen since we were kids.
Speaker 2: Beadles about that kind of thing. Yeah, Nole's horse Party,
Speaker 2: hidden camera playing pranks and things on the public. And
Speaker 2: whereas Nole's House party and builds about we're general, we're gentle,
Speaker 2: sort of Oh we've delivered a ton of sand to
Speaker 2: your house and you didn't order it and it's in
Speaker 2: your patio. You know, this kind of thing, you know,
Speaker 2: Jackass was more like, Oh, you were waiting for a
Speaker 2: bus and then two lads started swinging thumps at each
Speaker 2: other right in front of you, and you had this
Speaker 2: kind of thing. And the other thing I feel it
Speaker 2: was a natural progression of was America's funniest home videos,
Speaker 2: or you've been framed as we would have seen over
Speaker 2: here where it was people with camp quarters who just
Speaker 2: so happened to catch their husband getting hitting the balls
Speaker 2: by a football kick by their kid, you know, someone
Speaker 2: falling over accidentally caught footage on a cam corder, and
Speaker 2: jack Ass, I feel like, turned around and said, well,
Speaker 2: everybody laughs when the kid throws a baseball and it
Speaker 2: hits the dad in the nuts on America's Funniest Home Videos.
Speaker 2: Why don't I just throw a baseball and hit a
Speaker 2: man in the nuts real purpose?
Speaker 3: And you see, it felt right at the time that
Speaker 3: I think they would called it the attitude era in wrestling,
Speaker 3: But the attitude there was an attitude era throughout all
Speaker 3: of that time, like there was everything was getting a
Speaker 3: bit naughty. Stuff you couldn't really do nowadays, a lot
Speaker 3: of to carry on, like it wouldn't just be so
Speaker 3: breaking up the seal. Even with Jersey Spier it was like,
Speaker 3: you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, should this be on TV?
Speaker 3: Is this you had like that you did the bowel
Speaker 3: stuff going on in wrestling? Use you know, olymp biscuits
Speaker 3: were out there in em and the charts. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: olymp Biscuits were calling their you know, their their album
Speaker 3: the Chocolate Starfish, like you know what I mean. And
Speaker 3: there was always a bit of there was a there
Speaker 3: was a brand of bowldness coming out of people.
Speaker 2: There was this kind of thing and and like MTV
Speaker 2: was the place for it, because yeah, you weren't just
Speaker 2: gonna put this out on TV, but MTV just wanted
Speaker 2: programming for kids, for for teenage and early twenties. And
Speaker 2: here's the other thing as well, when we talk about
Speaker 2: the Tom and Jerry Show, when we talk about we
Speaker 2: remember when one of the things you cannot discount is
Speaker 2: we were around for the birth of the Internet. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: as as we know it. And I have said it
Speaker 2: several times on the show that the Internet was built
Speaker 2: on funny videos. Yeah, it was formed funny videos that
Speaker 2: you know. Here's a video of it of a pole
Speaker 2: vault that jumps and he catches the pole on his balls.
Speaker 2: And here's a video of a skateboarder falling off and
Speaker 2: breaking his leg. And here's a video of this, that
Speaker 2: and the other. And Jackass really just said, what if
Speaker 2: we had a twenty minute show and it was just that,
Speaker 2: what if it was two lads, one of them puts
Speaker 2: the other in the shop and trolley and pushes them
Speaker 2: into a bush.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the I something I'm gonna I'm going to
Speaker 3: list off some of my favorite pranks that they just
Speaker 3: did did on each other, and some are in pranks.
Speaker 3: It was absolutely set up, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Like they Okay, you're gonna just stand there and let
Speaker 3: us shoot you in your jocks with paint pulls. But
Speaker 3: then they would just get very funny. They have like
Speaker 3: they likes a Preston who was about Turkey Stone swinging like.
Speaker 2: A I'm gonna go through the cast now here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you know they'd have him swinging like a
Speaker 3: wrecking ball and knocking over we man like. But I
Speaker 3: think I think my favorite was the Giant Hand. I
Speaker 3: don't know why. I found it so funny every single time.
Speaker 3: Remember the giant hand, and they'd have it spring loaded
Speaker 3: around the corner in the house or in a office
Speaker 3: and they just walk around and it's like five foot
Speaker 3: by four foot, fucking Pam, we just smacked the ship
Speaker 3: out of whatever.
Speaker 2: Stop being funny, And it's the most fucking wily coyote.
Speaker 3: That's why I liked it. It was so stupid.
Speaker 2: It's just a cartoon come to life, and some of
Speaker 2: the stunts were fucking beyond the pale, to the point
Speaker 2: where they couldn't put them on the show. The very
Speaker 2: first ever film jackass stunt was Johnny Knoxville shooting himself
Speaker 2: in the chest with a thirty eight revolves. Yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and that's the kind of a k is funny at
Speaker 2: home videos a dad gets hit in the balls by
Speaker 2: with a baseball at the sun throws. Okay, well, how
Speaker 2: about a twenty two year old man gets shot just
Speaker 2: with a revolver like it's it's it's a madness to it,
Speaker 2: And as Tom says, there sometimes there were just incredibly
Speaker 2: funny pranks played on the public. Beatles about Style. One
Speaker 2: of my favorite track cass bits nobody gets hurting this
Speaker 2: Nobody gets hurting this time is they've set up sort
Speaker 2: of like a building side kind of a thing with
Speaker 2: porta potties along the foot path. But there's a bus
Speaker 2: stop there and people are just naturally queuing for the
Speaker 2: bus and Preston, one of the one of the cast
Speaker 2: members who's like a big dude, he's the he's the
Speaker 2: big heck a chunker that they have. Yeah, he walks
Speaker 2: past the bus stop. So he walks past all the
Speaker 2: people complaining that, oh god, I got a ship, I
Speaker 2: got a wicked ship on board. And he goes into
Speaker 2: the porter potty and you hear like the diarrhea sounds
Speaker 2: and all this, and when he's finishing, ah, and then
Speaker 2: we man who's like the little the little person dressed
Speaker 2: identically say him come walking and he's wiping his like
Speaker 2: I'd give that a minute.
Speaker 3: And that was really smart.
Speaker 2: Ass is fucking Oh it's low level comedy and it's all,
Speaker 2: you know, like there's no thought goes into it. It's
Speaker 2: just lads getting hit by the balls. Yeah, there's lads
Speaker 2: getting hit by the balls. But you know what there
Speaker 2: is also every now and then to Tom the funniest
Speaker 2: fucking thing you've ever seen them.
Speaker 3: Also the nobody getting hurt one. Some of those are
Speaker 3: the smartest ones. Like they had a they like just
Speaker 3: causing rage in places, you know, and there was the
Speaker 3: rebellious spirit of them. They they put it like an
Speaker 3: airhorn and a golf car, remember that one, and just
Speaker 3: driving and driving and our lads would go because outlets
Speaker 3: take golf so serious and they're so slows and they
Speaker 3: see these youngsters with tattoos and stuff, going, ah, we're
Speaker 3: talking about the tea off, and it just never stopped
Speaker 3: to be funny because they got angrier and angrier. All
Speaker 3: these fellas.
Speaker 2: Worse and worse, and it's all just real reactions. And again,
Speaker 2: when we started watching this, this was like in the
Speaker 2: birth of like reality TV, and again the birth of
Speaker 2: the internet. Phones had cameras but nothing you'd film on,
Speaker 2: so it was it wasn't really these days. You know,
Speaker 2: you can see open your Instagram reels and flick through
Speaker 2: it and you'll see one hundred fights on Dublin streets.
Speaker 2: You'll see so and so falling down, face plans on
Speaker 2: a built and sits all this kind of thing. We
Speaker 2: hadn't access to. None of that. You got it once
Speaker 2: a week for twenty minutes with an episode of Jackass.
Speaker 2: And not everybody was on that train. Tom. I know
Speaker 2: there's a lot of people going like, fuck, can you
Speaker 2: watch this?
Speaker 3: This is? This is I know, and I appreciated people
Speaker 3: saying that, but they didn't. It's almost like the Kardashian effect.
Speaker 3: I look at that and go that show shouldn't have
Speaker 3: made it past the pilot. Yeah, but it's bubblegum for
Speaker 3: the whoever's one, what the heart. I still don't think
Speaker 3: the fuckers should have made it as big as they
Speaker 3: are because they're absolutely vacuous cons. At least these fellas
Speaker 3: are going out writing script and trying to create content
Speaker 3: and getting themselves really fucking hurt.
Speaker 2: Well, this is it now. So if you if you
Speaker 2: propose a show where it's America's Funny at Home videos,
Speaker 2: but we kind of do it on purpose. So instead
Speaker 2: of somebody accidentally falling down a flight of stairs, it's
Speaker 2: someone holding their hand up and volunteering to be pushed
Speaker 2: down a flight. That's fine, but you need someone that
Speaker 2: volunteers to be pushed down a flight of stairs and
Speaker 2: jackass assemble the crew of lads who were okay with that, Yeah,
Speaker 2: they got their hand up and said, we're skateboarders, so
Speaker 2: we're used to falling down. Yes, we're clowns. Like Steve
Speaker 2: O is an actual I don't mean to say he's
Speaker 2: a clown, he's an actual train so he knows how
Speaker 2: to walk on Stilton, take a fall, and juggle fire
Speaker 2: and all this kind of shit. Exhibitionists who don't mind
Speaker 2: wandering around in the nip and a couple like guys
Speaker 2: who are you know? The crawl at the front of
Speaker 2: Jackass says, these guys are trained professionals, trained at what
Speaker 2: is up for debate, but a lot of them were
Speaker 2: amateur stuntmen and whatnot, and somehow they fucking made it work.
Speaker 2: Johnny Knoxville was the ring leader, he was the poster boy,
Speaker 2: the front man. You had Steve O, who you know,
Speaker 2: had his drug problems before, but he seems to have
Speaker 2: sorted himself out now and I quite like his content
Speaker 2: that I've seen so far. He does a sort of halfway.
Speaker 3: He's doing a bit of stand up now as well.
Speaker 2: There's a bit of stand up, there's a bit of podcast.
Speaker 2: And he's no Tom and Jerry, but we like him. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Chris Pontius, Now here's one for Chris Pontius. There was
Speaker 2: a time, Tom, in the mid two thousands you could
Speaker 2: not get Chris Pontius out of Dublin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he seemed to be in Dublin a lot, was
Speaker 3: it on the session water Are you a woman here?
Speaker 2: Why not? Both? Tom?
Speaker 3: Yeah, fair enough?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yes, Indeed he married an Irish woman who I
Speaker 2: want to say, he married an Irish woman and they
Speaker 2: lived in a voca or some such fuck. I think
Speaker 2: you're right that just and he was married and if
Speaker 2: he's not, if he's not still married to other than
Speaker 2: are only recently divorced. But yeah, no, he would come
Speaker 2: over and she couldn't fucking move. For Chris Pontia has
Speaker 2: been in Dublin. You in Preston and Wee Man and
Speaker 2: they were a duo, Preston with a big, big, big dude.
Speaker 2: And I've seen the new movie and man Gero has
Speaker 2: not found him just yet. Tom. He's still He's still
Speaker 2: a big boy. I wee Man is still a wee man.
Speaker 3: I can confirm that Chris Pontius is no longer married
Speaker 3: to Claire Nolan from Dublin Claire Nolan that ended in
Speaker 3: twenty thirteen thirteen. He's married to may Kuda, often known
Speaker 3: by her Instagram handled Lady Boner sixty nine. So do
Speaker 3: you know what? Sometimes also from a voca, So she
Speaker 3: got that from her mother actually, but I think she
Speaker 3: is Lady Boner. She Lady Bonne. She was actually she
Speaker 3: worked in a beef processing plant for prior to me
Speaker 3: Prontiers here the last.
Speaker 2: Two we had we had Aaron McGee who was always
Speaker 2: I always like they were just sort of like they
Speaker 2: didn't shop nobody has wanted to, and.
Speaker 3: They felt so set, Like I remember getting shot with chickens,
Speaker 3: frozen chickens that they put into a mulchuer, you know,
Speaker 3: like a wood chip, and it would come out in
Speaker 3: bullet hard chunks, and he like he was so sad,
Speaker 3: like it.
Speaker 2: Was just terrible, Like it was just terrible. And then
Speaker 2: the final Due are no longer in the core group
Speaker 2: for various reasons. Bam Margero, but Donald had his own shows,
Speaker 2: has had his drugging and alcohol problems lately. Tom I
Speaker 2: fucking never liked Bam and never like him.
Speaker 3: Beaten up by the parents and like and the parent was.
Speaker 2: Like a fucking winge.
Speaker 3: He was, he was a winter and he seemed like
Speaker 3: a spoiled I think he was from a wealthy fan.
Speaker 3: I think April and and I Field they were fucking
Speaker 3: wealthy before. He's all the gold fellow who was spoiled,
Speaker 3: you know that kind of way.
Speaker 2: So there was just some fucking hitching his giddy up
Speaker 2: and his best pal and one of the best jackasses,
Speaker 2: Ryan Dunn good Lad had his trouble with the drink.
Speaker 2: Doing his ultimate demize the ran his car up into
Speaker 2: a tree and is sadly no longer with us and
Speaker 2: his his his, his, his absence has felt and then
Speaker 2: like in the newer movies that brought in a half
Speaker 2: dozen newbies to take the hits that the ol lads
Speaker 2: couldn't take anymore. And they don't have it, Tom, but
Speaker 2: they don't.
Speaker 3: They don't have it because they had all in all fairness,
Speaker 3: they had all varying personalities, and you would really see
Speaker 3: it come out when they're all in sheer terror, especially together,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. So if they were doing
Speaker 3: like remember they called it the Toro totter, and I
Speaker 3: was like a sea sort of went up and down
Speaker 3: in four different directions with a fucking like a prize bull,
Speaker 3: bullfighting bull running for.
Speaker 2: The sake of my fucking life, because like it was
Speaker 2: one thing Tom to be put into a shopping trolley
Speaker 2: and pushed into a bush. I kind of know what's
Speaker 2: going to happen here. I hit this a flip, I
Speaker 2: go into it, al alaomy back, I'm in the bush.
Speaker 2: So it's not gonna be nice. I kind of know
Speaker 2: what's gonna happen there. When they did ship with bulls, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, you could get fucking killed. You could
Speaker 2: get murdered into the ground. There's no, it's all. It's
Speaker 2: all horns and ribs and fucking ball sacks. No, my
Speaker 2: heart wasn't in mouth. Anytime they had a live animal involved.
Speaker 3: Cups were probably the only I was trying to think
Speaker 3: of safety. They did wear crotch cups all right, when
Speaker 3: they were about to get shot in the cock with
Speaker 3: like you know, to put that was about the only safety.
Speaker 3: The odd time they were a helmet if they were
Speaker 3: up high or whatever. But I mean, how they were
Speaker 3: allowed to get that pat Like some many things past,
Speaker 3: like there was one, there was one that I still
Speaker 3: see every so often. There was genuine panic in the
Speaker 3: entire cast. And it was they were all in a limo.
Speaker 3: There was a rake of bees, yeah, put into the limo.
Speaker 3: So it became the swarming high locked in a fucking limo.
Speaker 3: And they there seemed to be genuine all of them,
Speaker 3: like they were laughing at giggling at the beginning. But
Speaker 3: then it's like real fear kickin, like.
Speaker 2: We're getting we're getting fucking stung.
Speaker 3: To death here, Yeah, inside the limo, like it's it's
Speaker 3: and look.
Speaker 2: Tom in the twenty five years since the track ass
Speaker 2: came to our screens. First, we remember when a whole
Speaker 2: bunch of imitators shows and the UK.
Speaker 3: Tried to have a version of those thirty cente They
Speaker 3: were all Welsh fellows who were just doing six ship
Speaker 3: to each other.
Speaker 2: None of it took no, none of it was any good.
Speaker 2: And because people never understood that what we liked about
Speaker 2: Jackass wasn't watching people for each other. It was watching
Speaker 2: those airline lads just be parsed together. They were the draw.
Speaker 3: Do you remember the giggliest like I can't remember whether
Speaker 3: the Steve O did it, but they put hot wheels
Speaker 3: up his hole?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was That was Ryan Ryan. And let's tell
Speaker 2: you remember that if you had.
Speaker 3: The same one.
Speaker 2: When Ryan Dunn died. When Ryan Dun crashed, someone tweet
Speaker 2: was like Ryan Dunn died the way he lived with
Speaker 2: bits of car up his hold.
Speaker 3: But they go into a hospital or a clinic that
Speaker 3: can get it. Yeah, because there's something wrong about I
Speaker 3: just feel something about And now they goes and get
Speaker 3: an extra and there's a fucking car up his hole
Speaker 3: and like the doctor's going, what how the hell did
Speaker 3: that get there.
Speaker 2: It's exactly whole. He's looking at the x ray. He's
Speaker 2: looking at the x rays exactly and is I don't
Speaker 2: remember eating that.
Speaker 3: But they're all laughing so hard. You can put yourself
Speaker 3: in that position like with your mates, like if someone
Speaker 3: of the boys did that, it was fucking mad, like
Speaker 3: maybe it was inspired at the time. I remember get
Speaker 3: losing a dare, and we didn't dare each other that
Speaker 3: much because we weren't that childish. But I remember losing
Speaker 3: the dare to get my entire upper body waxed. And
Speaker 3: I'm a hairy back, like hairy shoulders, fucking mad, hairy chest.
Speaker 3: There I've yet sustained like I can take one bang,
Speaker 3: like I've burst my finger wide open with a club hammer,
Speaker 3: Like I can take one bang but continuously. I mean,
Speaker 3: it is fucking gon to Anamo Bay when your when
Speaker 3: your skin or your body or your mental health isn't
Speaker 3: ready for that on a Saturday afternoon, as your twommates
Speaker 3: are outside the window with jackass level tears flowing down
Speaker 3: their face because they can hear me person inside the
Speaker 3: Oh that poor little Asian lady she had, she she
Speaker 3: kept unapologizing like.
Speaker 2: She hearing her money that she did.
Speaker 3: And she she kept offering to stop, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: you can't fucking stop. I got to finish this.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe Jackass struck a chord with us when I
Speaker 2: think they did nobody else because we're could She's like,
Speaker 2: you know, because like I remember being younger, and you'll
Speaker 2: be there with your piles and be like, which one
Speaker 2: of us is going to hold onto that electric fence?
Speaker 3: Which one of us is going to climb in the
Speaker 3: back of that calf and see how long you stay on?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? Which one of one
Speaker 2: of us is going to do this one bit of
Speaker 2: fucking mad ship because we're bored, because the all else
Speaker 2: to do, because it just occurred to us that very
Speaker 2: second and fun we've not go for we want to
Speaker 2: onto the electric fence. I can get a Joel on
Speaker 2: the rest of Boston, the holes laughing. We I don't know,
Speaker 2: maybe that maybe something of that appeal to me.
Speaker 3: But yeah, no, you're one hundred percent that that's exactly
Speaker 3: where it's coming from.
Speaker 2: That's now I know, Now I know, And and there
Speaker 2: you go, tomm like, I mean, that's what it is.
Speaker 2: As the Jackass kids. As Jackass has aged, so have
Speaker 2: we there of an age where they can't do this
Speaker 2: ship anymore, and we're of an age where you know what, Tom,
Speaker 2: we can't do it anymore. If you dared me to
Speaker 2: hold on to an electric fence, I would tell you no.
Speaker 2: And I don't know when I would be in the
Speaker 2: presence of an electric fence. I chase is gone.
Speaker 3: Chasing those goats last year they broke out and went
Speaker 3: across Dale, and I talked about it on this and
Speaker 3: I went across Dale and down Glenn and over river,
Speaker 3: through bog, through fucking marsh and I finally found him.
Speaker 3: But anyway, I got a belt of an electric fence.
Speaker 3: And I'm not sure there. Have I gone super soft
Speaker 3: or had this thing been wired to the fucking mains
Speaker 3: or something, because I got a belt off a chair
Speaker 3: and I could smell my nose hair is burning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like that can't be right, Kenneth. It was never
Speaker 2: you've got a belt of an electric fence time. You
Speaker 2: probably didn't have nose here.
Speaker 3: Now you're talking. Now you're talking.
Speaker 2: It's one of the most pressing issues in my life.
Speaker 2: This is it.
Speaker 3: As I said to the barber, I'm gonna come in
Speaker 3: to get the eyebrows and earstrimmed like if you can
Speaker 3: tidy up the rest, great, but other than that, Christ
Speaker 3: and Christ above. Yeah, so there we have it.
Speaker 2: There we have it. You folks. If you have a
Speaker 2: favorite jackass stunt down, please, God damn it, let us know.
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Speaker 2: Jerry Show at Tom and Jerry Show on Instagram. Tom
Speaker 2: would a tea, Jerry would a g You'll find me
Speaker 2: at Jerry McBride on Blue Sky, Tom's haunt of choice
Speaker 2: his Instagram. What else do we want these fine people
Speaker 2: to do?
Speaker 3: Tom, make sure, as as Jerry pointed out, if you
Speaker 3: can throw it through some of the world the world
Speaker 3: Guinness Records, let's try and find a niche, mundane one
Speaker 3: that two middle aged blokes with semi fitness could give
Speaker 3: a go to together to try and do together.
Speaker 2: And not hold on to an electric fence. We've we've
Speaker 2: we've told you we're not doing that.
Speaker 3: If we have any of the Robot Mickey recipients, we
Speaker 3: would love to hear it.
Speaker 2: We'll have it.
Speaker 3: We don't have guests. We've had we had a series
Speaker 3: old series having guests on before worst gig ever, go
Speaker 3: find that in the back catalog. I swear to God
Speaker 3: if we get.
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Speaker 2: We'd also like to talk to robot Mickey recipient recipients.
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Speaker 3: but it just went on last week. The final level
Speaker 3: was on last weekend. It was the twenty ninety six
Speaker 3: Championships of Calcio Historical Fiorentino jer You know they where
Speaker 3: they punched the living shed at each other and pretending
Speaker 3: it's a game of netball. The Blues the Assouri won
Speaker 3: it this year, and it had been the Reds for
Speaker 3: so long, of the Blues of Santa Crooke, and they
Speaker 3: beat the Reds. The Rossi lads, I watched the highlights,
Speaker 3: a fucking epic. I mean it was tremendous viewing right
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Speaker 2: Well, listen, folks, that's it. I've been Jeremy Brady. He's
Speaker 2: coming on many.
Speaker 3: Good luck, good luck.