Speaker 1: Hey, look, welcome to the Star Tank Podcast. God damn it,
Speaker 1: so nothing happened.
Speaker 2: Oh guess what?
Speaker 1: Guess what that means? We just spoke something into existence.
Speaker 1: We're gonna focus on your questions. We get a million
Speaker 1: of them. I'm Chris Raygun. That's Tom Sweeney, look at him,
Speaker 1: point at him and laugh. That's uh, pretty cool guy. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna answer some of your questions. We're at patreon
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Speaker 1: over there ask us fucking anything. Literally, throw throw anything
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Speaker 2: Don't ask me anything at all.
Speaker 3: Ask him only only question what every question to be
Speaker 3: only geared towards Kingston.
Speaker 1: Well, it's a good it's a good start because we got.
Speaker 2: We're gonna, we're just gonna.
Speaker 1: We're coming in hot.
Speaker 2: All right, let's come in.
Speaker 1: You'll have to you'll have to cast divine intervention to
Speaker 1: remove my head from between Shadowheart's legs. Rode in. They said,
Speaker 1: how they ostensibly Jamaican thing an nword, dispenser, Why does
Speaker 1: Sweeney's calm water look like that? Is it a Jamaican
Speaker 1: thing like he always claims as an excuse?
Speaker 4: It is? It's a qu only Jamaican. You fucking twat.
Speaker 4: It just haschis seeds in it.
Speaker 2: It just helped me.
Speaker 4: It helps me, like, you know, manage my appetite. You know,
Speaker 4: someone is someone this healthier kick thing. But why does
Speaker 4: it look like that is the question?
Speaker 2: Like what like it has choses in it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why does it? Literally it has cheus ss in it?
Speaker 2: Because it does, But that's not why.
Speaker 3: In your digestive track there is just nothing but green
Speaker 3: ship growing in there, and that is why your appetite
Speaker 3: is being curved, because nothing could get in or out.
Speaker 2: Sounds sounds better. I'm a you.
Speaker 5: You're the dumb black person that is so much worse
Speaker 5: than I really believe that. I really believe.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. Silly black, get out of here, it's
Speaker 2: pretty good. You silly black God, damn you're impovers, silly black.
Speaker 2: Niggas are for kids. Once upon a time, what's up?
Speaker 2: He said you were starting something.
Speaker 4: No, you said niggas are for kids, And I was like,
Speaker 4: once upon a time, probably they could be like, oh daddy,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get my first negro today.
Speaker 2: I think you're starting.
Speaker 1: Upon a time, I was intelligent, and then I broke
Speaker 1: my ribs on a fence or something, and I'm stupid
Speaker 1: and brain damage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got I'm hitting.
Speaker 1: It's possible.
Speaker 2: My mind was like I can't do this with him anymore,
Speaker 2: and it just started working less.
Speaker 3: That makes sense because it's like this hurts too much.
Speaker 3: I'm going to shut off so much of my brain
Speaker 3: so I keep being alive.
Speaker 1: I don't want to experience this anymore.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 4: Man, Really, I think about that ship regularly and I'm like, man,
Speaker 4: think about your grandma beating the fuck out of you.
Speaker 2: Afterwards. She tried to. She tried to hit me in there,
Speaker 2: putting me in a fucking ye are.
Speaker 1: That's time to beat somebody else when they're deep so awesome,
Speaker 1: that's parents.
Speaker 4: They're like, oh, instead of like helping me and guiding
Speaker 4: me at this moment and be like, hey, shouldn't have
Speaker 4: done that, they're like, oh, no, I got disciplined physically,
Speaker 4: So I did displ physically.
Speaker 2: And it's like she'sus doing mean fucking overhead.
Speaker 4: It's like kind of like actually like just stretch overhead,
Speaker 4: just trying to overhead low.
Speaker 2: And then like when I closed the doors, she's throwing
Speaker 2: rocks and I said, She's like the whole lass comes
Speaker 2: through it. It's like, where'd she get a spear from?
Speaker 2: You're like, that's right faster.
Speaker 1: Did you guys walk around with the Marvel's capcom?
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, last night I was much though I only
Speaker 4: played for like maybe like ten minutes. I played for
Speaker 4: about an hour. Yeah, yeah, I was playing on this
Speaker 4: on the deck, so it was a little different. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I forgot how different. It's been so long since I
Speaker 4: played NBC one and I forgot a.
Speaker 2: Very different game from two.
Speaker 3: It's like because you know, they have the the six
Speaker 3: button layout instead of like the four and so I
Speaker 3: forgot about that.
Speaker 2: Is not the the game. The game is the sixth
Speaker 2: but layout one. Yeah, so NBC one has this was
Speaker 2: like because it was on consoles with that on it.
Speaker 2: Right Wait what I'm misremembering it right now, That's what
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's been so long since I played NVC
Speaker 3: one because you know how you know, you know it's
Speaker 3: just light heavy and NVC two just light and heavy.
Speaker 3: So it's just light and heavy, light and heavy punches
Speaker 3: and kicks. So you basically your your your fane, your
Speaker 3: your main buttons are just four buttons and then you
Speaker 3: have other buttons for assists and people or if you
Speaker 3: have your triple punt, whatever you want to you know,
Speaker 3: but like they simplified it, which I'm so used to
Speaker 3: that that I forgot that Like in old Street Fighter
Speaker 3: games you had you know, an old.
Speaker 2: One to have light, medium, heavy.
Speaker 3: So when I was trying to like do combos like
Speaker 3: at first Spider Man, it was one of the reasons
Speaker 3: why like Spider Man so much, or the only reason
Speaker 3: I like NBC one. The soundtrack is fucking just cap
Speaker 3: come as fuck. I love the soundtrack. I use it
Speaker 3: in a lot of cloths, using a lot of my videos.
Speaker 3: And then yeah, there's the impact of a lot of
Speaker 3: the hyper combos. They took out some of the like bounce,
Speaker 3: like say, if you do the Ultimate web throw when
Speaker 3: when you slam them, there's like a ground shake and
Speaker 3: then there's like you can see like some of the
Speaker 3: ground property.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and same with the say the Final Justice like
Speaker 3: Captain America when he slams you down, he does that
Speaker 3: like fucking like German Sup whatever his last move that
Speaker 3: he does that you can feel the impact. They took
Speaker 3: all that shit out in two, which bummed me out.
Speaker 3: So I was like I was excited to play, and
Speaker 3: I was so dog shit at NBC one.
Speaker 4: I was just like, oh, I forgot how to I
Speaker 4: couldn't even do like combos in the way that at
Speaker 4: least it's been years sold there, it's been.
Speaker 2: It's been at minimal a decade. Haf You probably really
Speaker 2: played that game so fine.
Speaker 3: That is because all the arcade machines got replaced with
Speaker 3: two NBC two SOT time you.
Speaker 2: Didn't own You didn't own one ever. I I don't
Speaker 2: know anyone that owned one.
Speaker 1: Honest, nobody owned one.
Speaker 2: Could you was it? Was it available? It was probably something?
Speaker 1: It might it was on dream I think it was
Speaker 1: on Dreamcast. I think it might have been cast like
Speaker 1: that sold like ten thousand units.
Speaker 2: Really, you wouldn't have the Dreamcast like that.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I'm exaggerating when I say ten thousand units,
Speaker 1: but like it definitely didn't sell well and it sold
Speaker 1: poorly enough to not exist anymore. Yeah, you know, but
Speaker 1: which doesn't happen. That happen to the Xbox One, So like,
Speaker 1: you know, things things didn't go great.
Speaker 3: Say, it just was always on the They just always
Speaker 3: had a bad like that for for whatever reason other
Speaker 3: than you know, to make a Drive Genesis whatever. But
Speaker 3: like say when it was like, oh, Sega Saturn, it
Speaker 3: was actually pretty pretty dope.
Speaker 2: But she.
Speaker 3: My friend brought Sega Saturn over and all these games,
Speaker 3: and I was like, this is fucking amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good hardware sometimes doesn't really matter at.
Speaker 2: Sometimes being to a head is bad. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean Microsoft is literally always been too ahead, like
Speaker 1: they've always had like they've always just been like way
Speaker 1: too early to the party. They had the first tablet
Speaker 1: computer and like the late nineties or whatever, and you're
Speaker 1: like nobody's even people barely have laptops. You're gonna you're
Speaker 1: gonna expect people to get yet people are just starting
Speaker 1: to get personal computers. And they were like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: got an idea. Personal computers were like early nineties, I
Speaker 1: would say, but like but at the time, it's like, dude,
Speaker 1: like it's too much. It's too too much, too quick.
Speaker 1: Then like the Xbox one with the always online thing,
Speaker 1: it's like now it's just normal kind of like that
Speaker 1: kind they kind of like put that, they kind of
Speaker 1: slipped that under us, but like that's just kind of
Speaker 1: how things work now. Yeah, and so it's just like
Speaker 1: you know, you gotta you gotta know when to strike,
Speaker 1: and you also got it. I mean, dude, the switch
Speaker 1: is doing great and that thing's like based basically a toaster.
Speaker 2: That is so true.
Speaker 1: I mean, think about the Wii, man, the Wii was
Speaker 1: the fucking was like that shouldn't have done the numbers
Speaker 1: that it was.
Speaker 2: It says that it did because it was cheapest. It
Speaker 2: was cheapest ship.
Speaker 3: It had the party games on it, it had the
Speaker 3: Party gets on it. I would say, whoever thought of
Speaker 3: WE Sports is a genius? That was like, God damn,
Speaker 3: WE Sports is brilliant.
Speaker 4: Everybody had that, even though even when people that hate
Speaker 4: on it, playing that game was that game would probably
Speaker 4: still be really fun right now, I mean.
Speaker 1: Sometimes a favorite game. I think I didn't even know
Speaker 1: that ship I think.
Speaker 2: About I was like, oh, you know, would be cool
Speaker 2: to bowl like in the box. What's his name? Mike?
Speaker 2: Was his name? Mike, like the black guy for boxing
Speaker 2: that would fuck everybody up.
Speaker 1: I don't remember him.
Speaker 2: It was the meme where it'd be like Goku or
Speaker 2: just him, and Goku would constantly lose to that because
Speaker 2: Mike was on stopped. It was some angry black guy
Speaker 2: and I was like, man, he hits really hard.
Speaker 4: I remember the first time I played, he knocked me
Speaker 4: out on two hits and I was like, well, fuck
Speaker 4: this game, I'm gonna bowler.
Speaker 3: That makes me want to play because I only got
Speaker 3: to play when I went to somebody's house. Because I
Speaker 3: probably mentioned this on the podcast before. I'm like the
Speaker 3: only one in my family that didn't get a Wii, and.
Speaker 2: I think no one got dude I had.
Speaker 1: I had two weeks and I played I think a
Speaker 1: total of maybe seven hours. And the entire time that
Speaker 1: I've owned the two ways, I think a family, I
Speaker 1: think like my cousins left one and then they were
Speaker 1: like do you want this back? And they're like nah.
Speaker 2: That was when it was like not old damn.
Speaker 1: Like that was like in twenty like eleven or like
Speaker 1: twenty twelve, and you keep it whatever.
Speaker 2: I had a game cube wi so I was like,
Speaker 2: this is fire.
Speaker 1: Weren't they all?
Speaker 4: The the later ones didn't have game hebes in them.
Speaker 4: The first once had a game heubes that. I'm only,
Speaker 4: oh weird, so wait wait what Yeah?
Speaker 1: So the we had basically like on the top if
Speaker 1: there was like a hatch if you opened it and
Speaker 1: had the GameCube connector ports for the for the controllers,
Speaker 1: and it would read the game cube books.
Speaker 3: I had no idea it was back with compatible that's cool. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I didn't have a game cube either. Did you guys
Speaker 3: have a GameCube? Of course I didn't.
Speaker 2: I borrowed one.
Speaker 4: I loved my game that was The Ship. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: borrowed so we Bet. That was such a wee bi console.
Speaker 2: Like so, I hated it.
Speaker 4: Super Japanese s games, but they were really fun when
Speaker 4: I was younger, like cut the robo fucking fatal frame
Speaker 4: the game.
Speaker 2: So Dog Ship as well. Pretty sure I was.
Speaker 4: I had fucking Kirby's Air Ride. One of my favorite
Speaker 4: games ever. Show was Mad Fun. Obviously Melee the best
Speaker 4: game probably at that time.
Speaker 1: The controller, I'm trying to be honest because I love it,
Speaker 1: But I think I love it because I used it
Speaker 1: so long that I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true. I don't think because
Speaker 2: I remember I plugged it into the switch to do something,
Speaker 2: and I couldn't do half the techniques in Skyroom I
Speaker 2: could have.
Speaker 1: Doc controller is literally missing buttons. It's look, it's look.
Speaker 1: The GameCube controller is not good.
Speaker 2: It's good for Smash. I guess that was built for It's.
Speaker 1: Really good for Super Smash Brothers Melee, which is a
Speaker 1: game that was built for it specifically.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it really is a terrible.
Speaker 1: Every time people talk to me about like the game
Speaker 1: he controllers a goat controller, I'm like, I don't know
Speaker 1: what the I don't know what you're smoking.
Speaker 2: I think it feels nice, it feels the head. I
Speaker 2: think it feels fucking wacky to use a sixty four controller.
Speaker 2: Do you remember when you learned how to use them correctly?
Speaker 2: I remember when I was eleven and I learned how
Speaker 2: to properly hold one, and I was like, what the
Speaker 2: fuck is going?
Speaker 1: Was crazy because they they have made probably like the
Speaker 1: worst controllers in the history of everything that is.
Speaker 2: But they're so iconic. They're so frighteningly iconic. People just stop.
Speaker 2: Like I was. I was cool.
Speaker 3: Like when a switch came out and then they had
Speaker 3: the Pro Controller, I bought it immediately.
Speaker 1: Because I was like, oh good, I can actually feel
Speaker 1: like a normal person an Xbox, right, But even the
Speaker 1: Pro Controller compared to like the p S five Xbox
Speaker 1: and the Xbox, the.
Speaker 4: Pro controllers damn near an Xbox controller and like design.
Speaker 4: They were like, let's make Xbox but as we can.
Speaker 2: It's near.
Speaker 1: It's near an Xbox controller in the same way that
Speaker 1: like the top two most of Bribe YouTube channels channels
Speaker 1: are near each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, technically like yeah, they're pretty far away
Speaker 1: from each other, you know, but they're close together on
Speaker 1: a lineup.
Speaker 2: And then like they flipped the buttons for some reason,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I don't know why.
Speaker 1: You controller. I remember they had the fucking sticks on
Speaker 1: the bottom.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that? Yeah, I mean barely anybody remembers.
Speaker 2: Nobody had that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the bottom the sticks were below the face
Speaker 1: plates or the face buttons. And I remember just being like,
Speaker 1: or no, was it was it about? I can't remember.
Speaker 1: It was like some weird fucking thing.
Speaker 2: It definitely wasn't above. Yeah it was. It was just
Speaker 2: fucking bizarre.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why did you do this?
Speaker 2: Did you ever get a chance to play the game
Speaker 2: tube back of the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I borrowed one from like my uncle because like
Speaker 1: there was one time. I think it's weird to think
Speaker 1: about it, but I think at that time my uncle
Speaker 1: was like probably younger than I am now, and he
Speaker 1: was like in college or like studying for something. So
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't have this in the house.
Speaker 1: I'm distracted by it. Do you want to borrow it?
Speaker 1: It was like absolutely, I'm a child. I will absolutely,
Speaker 1: absolutely I'm going to accept a free console that I
Speaker 1: do not own, Like, where are you kidding? Summer I
Speaker 1: was like really into it. I played like metal Arms,
Speaker 1: glitching the system. I played, uh Melee I played. I
Speaker 1: think he had one of the sole calibers. I don't
Speaker 1: remember which one, probably three, yeah, I think. And there
Speaker 1: was a bunch of other things on it too.
Speaker 2: So CALB was that three when we were that young.
Speaker 2: That's fucking crazy. And then it hasn't been a fucking eight.
Speaker 2: That's like forever. I was never gonna do it.
Speaker 1: I think it's done.
Speaker 3: I used to criticize some games like that, but then
Speaker 3: I started thinking of well that, especially when it comes
Speaker 3: to fighting games, like that is the number games, because
Speaker 3: like Street Fighter made a billion, but it is actually
Speaker 3: being canonically.
Speaker 2: Only six six street Fighters, Like that's been three Alphas, right,
Speaker 2: there's been three off of three street Fighter threes, like
Speaker 2: are all technically the same game?
Speaker 1: Say it's Super and Alpha Turbo or something like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so in between there was like all the hypers,
Speaker 3: the Super two turbos, the Super street Fighter. Super street
Speaker 3: Fighter two Turn was the stupidest fucking title for such
Speaker 3: a fire version of my favorite my favorite version of
Speaker 3: that ship is so fast effect to Hyper two Turbo, Like.
Speaker 2: Though, I would do, I'd make fun of you buying it.
Speaker 2: This guy's sucking dumbest.
Speaker 1: If they came if they came out tomorrow with like
Speaker 1: a Halo three Alpha two Turbo or something, I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, I don't know what that means, don't know what.
Speaker 4: There'd be, like a little bit of a difference in
Speaker 4: a color arbinters, all those Capcom collections.
Speaker 2: Armor is gold.
Speaker 3: I'd buy, like, you know, like the Winner's expansion in
Speaker 3: eight they did a third person mode, if they did
Speaker 3: that for other games. Behind the scenes, we were just
Speaker 3: fucking around and we made a third part. I saw
Speaker 3: that for what was going on with Okay.
Speaker 2: I don't know if this was real or not. Black
Speaker 2: Ops six has a third person mode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they've had third person modes in Call Duty for
Speaker 1: a couple of years. I feel like, I swear to god,
Speaker 1: I feel like I remember either modern warfare the more
Speaker 1: recent call Duty four three do or.
Speaker 2: Something like that.
Speaker 1: People can correct me, I my wrong, but I remember
Speaker 1: this being like a kind of recent thing. It's been
Speaker 1: in a couple of them.
Speaker 2: Now, what's crazy.
Speaker 1: I know which is cool? By the way, that's dope,
Speaker 1: that's cool. I like to it'd be cool to I
Speaker 1: would love to play like variety.
Speaker 2: I think there was like a there's.
Speaker 1: Modding available for for the the Masschief collection. You can
Speaker 1: play like Halo reaching third person and alter that stuff.
Speaker 1: And it's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: When you hold one of those like big ass like
Speaker 3: guns or whatever. Yeah, And like I was like, oh, man,
Speaker 3: like like I can see the I just love seeing
Speaker 3: the armor. Look at look at badass.
Speaker 1: It would be a cool option even just like as
Speaker 1: a side like mini games, to just be able to like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, here's like a third person version of the campaign.
Speaker 1: It's like absolutely, I was like.
Speaker 2: Other death, here's one.
Speaker 1: First person would be cool too, Like I would love
Speaker 1: to experience Gears first person.
Speaker 2: I think that I think you have to you have
Speaker 2: to zoom out when you change off people. It's an ask.
Speaker 1: No, I want to be up close.
Speaker 2: Because I want to see him. I wanted I.
Speaker 1: Wanted to slow down. In fact, in first person, I
Speaker 1: want the locust to like turn to me and start crying.
Speaker 2: I don't want to me a meat shield where you.
Speaker 3: Can't see anything, so like there's like just this much
Speaker 3: of your screen, like just clipping through your's like when.
Speaker 1: You clip the camera through through like certain characters, you
Speaker 1: can see their eyes and the tea and ship.
Speaker 4: Would I want that you can be grabbed the ro
Speaker 4: the little the little maller's neck and choke it and
Speaker 4: you can see it like fighting back, trying to get
Speaker 4: to the stop.
Speaker 2: That'd be really cool. Yeah, you'd love that that. I
Speaker 2: hate those little motherfuckers, dude. I love when you kicked
Speaker 2: the little crickets into them and they blow yeah no
Speaker 2: the yeah, yeah, the call them crickets. I don't know.
Speaker 1: When me, me and Jalen would play through the campaigns
Speaker 1: of Halo sometimes and those little flood crab things. He
Speaker 1: always like that to me, Like when I think of
Speaker 1: those things, I think of crack babies, because that's what
Speaker 1: Jaalen would always call them. So the first thing I
Speaker 1: think of now when I see them, you call them back, baby.
Speaker 1: He called them crack babies. Crack babies are coming. The
Speaker 1: little flood, a little flood spider things.
Speaker 2: They crawl around and just pop. They just pop when
Speaker 2: you shoot him.
Speaker 3: They what a way to die, A way to get
Speaker 3: blown up by like some little insignificant thing.
Speaker 4: I feel like bad ass, Like you know, that would
Speaker 4: kill the funk out of any regular person, even them,
Speaker 4: It would kill so like, oh man, I'm so I'm
Speaker 4: such a badass Ward.
Speaker 2: But you know, like just this little thing doesn't even
Speaker 2: getting COVID or something amazing. It was like, I don't
Speaker 2: need to get vaccinated, boy, yeah, right, little.
Speaker 1: Stupid they get a Joys vaccine. Is like, yo, dad,
Speaker 1: we should should really get vaccinated. No, boy, we gotta
Speaker 1: go to Neelheim for a dwarf can craft a vaccine.
Speaker 1: It's just doctor Fauci. But he's small.
Speaker 2: He's small and blue small.
Speaker 1: He's like hammering away on like.
Speaker 2: A syringe's on a beagle, Like it turns into the syringe.
Speaker 2: There you go, boy, I don't want this seriously died.
Speaker 2: What's her name, Isaac Covid? Uh yeah, yeah, faye, dumb bitch. Yeah.
Speaker 2: We get to see her this and I was like,
Speaker 2: that's it.
Speaker 1: Spoiler and forgot of War twenty eighteen face dead.
Speaker 2: That's the first thing you find out. Literally, you get
Speaker 2: home and you find out she's dead. That's it. I
Speaker 2: think it's the game.
Speaker 1: I think it's literally it has been inscription of the game.
Speaker 1: I think I think it's literally like describing God. Like
Speaker 1: on the PlayStation Store it says like Crados and his
Speaker 1: son has to have to scatter their brother's ashes. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure, like that's.
Speaker 2: The pulp that I didn't fucking know. I was gonna
Speaker 2: play it later today. If someone like that, it doesn't
Speaker 2: even ruin a story.
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was Norse. Donald War has the
Speaker 1: character Cradles in it.
Speaker 2: What the fuck? There's God's fuck?
Speaker 1: You spoiled it? You spoil the game, dude. I said
Speaker 1: that Eliza p on a podcast on Secret Simples. I
Speaker 1: said that Liza of P's ending was that you have
Speaker 1: to fight Walt Disney and someone genuinely they like left
Speaker 1: the Patreon because they were upset that I spoiled it.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I need to.
Speaker 1: Explain this, but you don't fight fucking Walt Disney at
Speaker 1: the end of Live.
Speaker 2: Insane. Send him antracks. Have somebody cook up antras for
Speaker 2: you again, and send it to his out her family.
Speaker 1: The gullibility in that is crazy, like.
Speaker 2: Possibly believe that.
Speaker 4: The idea of fighting the idea of fighting Walt Disney
Speaker 4: in a game like that, and he is almost unbeatable,
Speaker 4: crazy worse than did any Elden ring boss. You gotta
Speaker 4: be frame perfect to beat him.
Speaker 2: He put somebody in somebody shave somebody in.
Speaker 1: The audience of is somebody in the audience with the
Speaker 1: bingo card? Circle that because you just did it? What
Speaker 1: I saw this thing going around like stark tank bingo.
Speaker 1: I don't remember who the fuck posted it, and it
Speaker 1: didn't get a lot of interaction. I should I should
Speaker 1: have liked it to retweetd it. So it's funny because
Speaker 1: one where Sweeney will say, the idea of blank is crazy.
Speaker 2: The idea of it is crazy, The idea of the
Speaker 2: idea of the idea of is crazy.
Speaker 1: Every time I say ostensibly or objectively objective take a shot, ah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you will objectively.
Speaker 2: Die definitely, but doom.
Speaker 1: But you know, like literally like the GameCube. Look, I
Speaker 1: I I had a good time that summer with the
Speaker 1: game cue. I thought it was cool, but like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know that control is really not good only
Speaker 1: be fair.
Speaker 3: I played it only for like a week because I
Speaker 3: borrowed it too. I just I just want to play
Speaker 3: Blitterwork three.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty familiar with it. I just I just I'm
Speaker 1: I played with it, and I'm like, this is just
Speaker 1: not really know why they.
Speaker 3: Can't make like, you know, aesthetically pleasing or symmetrical buttons
Speaker 3: like this.
Speaker 2: They just can't do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it me crazy. The face buttons of the game.
Speaker 1: You drove me insane. It was like the tiny circle
Speaker 1: and the bigger, bigger one, the two beams.
Speaker 2: Fun is that. I love it, bro.
Speaker 1: It's so It's so for a Fisher Price, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. It's such a neurodivergent bop it ass controller.
Speaker 1: It's just like twist twisted twisted.
Speaker 2: I've been fucking it. It starts screaming, I gotta do it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it spawns a pussy.
Speaker 4: What do you do The idea of walking on your son,
Speaker 4: the idea of again, imagine, imagine, must imagine. I'm gonna say,
Speaker 4: imagine that, imagine walking on your son.
Speaker 2: Fucking a game. You're going, I mean, you gotta you
Speaker 2: gotta talk to him, you gotta talk to that.
Speaker 1: I'd be like son. You this has no This controller
Speaker 1: has no significance to you.
Speaker 2: You didn't grow up with this. Why are you doing this?
Speaker 2: Where'd you get this? Where did you get this?
Speaker 1: We don't have one possibly.
Speaker 4: Going to have a pussy. I just wanna have a
Speaker 4: pussy on. Oh it has it's a flashlight pretty much.
Speaker 4: Oh well, okay, it's weird, but it's disappointing.
Speaker 2: God damn, I buy that.
Speaker 1: I thought you were just I thought you were talking
Speaker 1: about like he's just like scraping his dick across like
Speaker 1: the buttons.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, like he's doing they're doing a break
Speaker 4: the block breaking being game and on fucking uh Mario party.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's just slapping his dickhead against the a
Speaker 1: real fast.
Speaker 2: I knew a girl in high school that would had
Speaker 2: a dick. No, not that.
Speaker 3: Well there was one trans person in high school. Well no, no,
Speaker 3: he wasn't in our high school by the time he
Speaker 3: found out. He went to the rival high school. Anyway,
Speaker 3: that's not good for them.
Speaker 2: We got to live there.
Speaker 3: Actually, Look, man, West Coast is not bullying like like
Speaker 3: the fucking Midwest. You know, Midwest people know lockers and
Speaker 3: then they end up killing themselves.
Speaker 1: The Midwest will push you in a jar of acid
Speaker 1: and drink you and drink your good breaking loser.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hear horror stories, Like I knew someone in
Speaker 3: Michigan and they would tell me horror stories and I'm like, dude,
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Our schools were not that bad.
Speaker 3: There was fights, but there wasn't like the excessive bullying
Speaker 3: you would see on like TV and ship.
Speaker 4: The idea of bullying like that is so much worse
Speaker 4: than the bullying like I experienced. These kids just like
Speaker 4: picking on me and like having to fight them. I'd
Speaker 4: rather have to fight somebody and to kind of get
Speaker 4: over with than these kids like systematically trying to destroy
Speaker 4: my life.
Speaker 3: That was their entertainment because in the Midwest, just like
Speaker 3: say STDs or sdis are so high in the Midwest,
Speaker 3: at least back in the day, because you know, rural areas,
Speaker 3: there's nothing to do but just fucking get drunk, like
Speaker 3: that's all they would do. But I don't even remember
Speaker 3: my original point.
Speaker 2: I pour fu.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the Midwest, you you you know you you uh,
Speaker 1: you get you get pregnant young, you get alcoholism, you
Speaker 1: eat a crack or whatever.
Speaker 2: Crack crack.
Speaker 1: What is crack even? Honest, you don't even know.
Speaker 2: It's like a rock. It's like, it's like, so you
Speaker 2: can eat a crack. It's cocaine with like isn't it
Speaker 2: like baking soda or something. I don't know what crack
Speaker 2: is exactly, I know, but you.
Speaker 1: Can eat a crack, is what I'm saying. Technically, I
Speaker 1: think you can probably eat a crack rock, you know,
Speaker 1: not a crack rock, A crack A crack you can
Speaker 1: it's a chip.
Speaker 2: Ahoy. You go to a crack on the.
Speaker 1: Street, you pick it up off the floor, and then
Speaker 1: the fucking place is mended. Yeah, they had those commercials
Speaker 1: Break me off a crack of that crack. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it probably doesn't you say that, but it probably exists. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's probably some ad on, like a public access in
Speaker 1: the Midwest. Yeah, break me off a crack. Crack crack
Speaker 1: starts scratching his neck.
Speaker 2: Black people don't come here. He starts digging into his
Speaker 2: neck deep.
Speaker 1: He's a lesser and lesser of himself as he keeps scratching. Tired,
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, how have you ever played have
Speaker 1: you guys ever played worms?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Do you know what it is.
Speaker 2: I think I know what it is.
Speaker 1: It's oh man, never mind because like the description of
Speaker 1: that I think of like because in worms, it's like
Speaker 1: a kind of like a it's like an arcade strategy
Speaker 1: game where you play these like a little where you
Speaker 1: get to name them and you just use weapons to
Speaker 1: like blow them off the stage, but the stage disappears
Speaker 1: as you do it, Like if there's a grenade, it'll
Speaker 1: like blow a chunk off the stage. That's why I
Speaker 1: imagine just like losing more and more of himself like
Speaker 1: a worm's combat arena.
Speaker 2: Man, that's just I have tripophobia pretty bad. And that's
Speaker 2: what bothers me.
Speaker 1: Tripophobia.
Speaker 2: That's the whole, that's the whole terrified a pussy close girl?
Speaker 2: Is that a whole lot? Is that really tropophobia? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I think it does bother me. I
Speaker 1: think it's triphophobia tripophobia. I think it's like this the
Speaker 1: fear of like I guess like a lot of holes
Speaker 1: in a row or something that's.
Speaker 4: I think that shouldn't have holes things being stream like
Speaker 4: I'll look it up right now. Like people would like
Speaker 4: get like fucking like bloat worms like that, and you
Speaker 4: have to squeeze it out of their body.
Speaker 1: I forgot that.
Speaker 2: I was me worm. Yeah, what was it? What was it?
Speaker 1: A trio phobia?
Speaker 2: That scares makes me feel like that people were afraid
Speaker 2: of that, Like what like, so is that a honeycomb?
Speaker 1: Just just like this kind of stuff?
Speaker 2: Is that a honeycombe? Disgusting? Yeah, I think that's cool,
Speaker 2: it's fun. I think that's.
Speaker 4: You got it well, because that's just like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: that's like a terrifying disease, like like whatever, have you
Speaker 4: got it?
Speaker 2: Well? I don't like see I can see the honeycomb?
Speaker 2: What is that? Is that like a honeycomb?
Speaker 4: Honeycomb is fine because the honeycomb is a thing that
Speaker 4: was made on and by nature. But a person having
Speaker 4: a ton of holes in their body?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like this stuff, we'll see the stuff with all
Speaker 2: that on people on their skin? Is it? Is it
Speaker 2: about a specific condition?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't think this is real. I think this
Speaker 3: is literally just I see people making makeup and ship
Speaker 3: like that. So it's like a thing that someone made
Speaker 3: up and then it became a phobia. Yeah, like that scary, scary,
Speaker 3: that's crazy scary to me.
Speaker 2: I'm like, honey, I'm gonna put some of that ship
Speaker 2: my tea we're talking about. Yeah, i'mbout to eat this.
Speaker 2: You have adm ate a honeycomb. I'm not a savage
Speaker 2: like eating neither. You're it's wax. Isn't it just wax?
Speaker 2: You're just eating? But it's sweet wax. I be fair enough, man,
Speaker 2: But no, I've that the idea of that walking up
Speaker 2: to a damn it and walk up to behind, ripping
Speaker 2: that ship open and eating a beet. You're a bear
Speaker 2: was eating that chat and he was the goat. Uh.
Speaker 2: That woman he's talling to come back to him, better
Speaker 2: stay away from him. Is a danger dude. Where they live?
Speaker 3: She he won her back, like where they're from, where
Speaker 3: they're from, where you're, where you're from, where you eat
Speaker 3: wasp that that woman found that impressive. He's a fucking warrior.
Speaker 2: I gotta go back to like damn damn my my
Speaker 2: my ex husband never did that for me, you know,
Speaker 2: like the never ate wasps for me, provide me a
Speaker 2: good home and stable income. But you ate a was ma. Man,
Speaker 2: you must really love me, You really love me. Every
Speaker 2: time you strike me, it means nothing, clearly, it means nothing.
Speaker 2: Don't count. I did somebody eating damn it, it's just
Speaker 2: how you speak. It is speak my vernacular. Now, alternately,
Speaker 2: just download a new patch, downs watch him download a
Speaker 2: new patch.
Speaker 1: I was watching them in silence, downloading download a new.
Speaker 2: Patch, Scottish ginger patch. Rather die. I don't try to
Speaker 2: make it trying to make it a little more enjoyable.
Speaker 2: Give you a little more enjoyable. Give me something. I'm
Speaker 2: always upset we're baking.
Speaker 1: I'm always fearing.
Speaker 2: I don't like this.
Speaker 1: I wish which this wasn't so fucking gay.
Speaker 2: I wish you were a girl. Idea, so many questions.
Speaker 1: All right, let's move on. We got another question from
Speaker 1: jay Z and a Yankee hat suit yand some suit
Speaker 1: beating up children, beating up He always got you.
Speaker 2: I forgot about it.
Speaker 1: That was almost this fit tague.
Speaker 2: I can't let coffee spit every crazy Oh you got.
Speaker 1: The yankee had I totally forgot to yank jazy and
Speaker 1: Yankee had beating up children. Oh so bubble, I love
Speaker 1: I love it. He wrote it, and he says, hey,
Speaker 1: questionable role bottles. Okay, much better you shooting yourself?
Speaker 2: Yeah, boys, already that's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's thirty minutes shitting yourself twice in thirty minutes and
Speaker 1: not getting office outstanding.
Speaker 2: That's what's funny is I saw a video of some
Speaker 2: guy streaming. He was like he farted. He was like, hmmm,
Speaker 2: I just shot myself pretty sure. Wait and he farts again,
Speaker 2: takes a second hit of it, and it was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's like curious, Yeah, I should myself, And I just
Speaker 2: couldn't stopped laughing at it.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's insane.
Speaker 2: There's some fucking savages on this planet.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Some people are literally picked out of the dirt and
Speaker 2: allowed to be human beings.
Speaker 1: Allowed to be human beings. Guy writes, and he says, hey,
Speaker 1: question will role models? Me and my longtime girlfriend broke
Speaker 1: up recently, and I'm just wondering if you have any
Speaker 1: fatherly insight as men who have surely gone through numerous
Speaker 1: breakups who surely first of all.
Speaker 2: You're right, but like, fuck you did?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're absolutely correct, But shut up, damn, bro, I've
Speaker 4: been I've been on a straighten there for like seven years.
Speaker 2: Bro. I'm good. Yeah, I wish I wish there was
Speaker 2: more both info and what he did to her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true, and what he did there's more too.
Speaker 1: He says, I'm in my last year of high school.
Speaker 2: Oh you're a kid. We got we got some youngs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, last you should not be watching this, but year
Speaker 1: of high school.
Speaker 2: Tell her your kids, tell all your friends.
Speaker 1: And I've been dating this girl since tenth grade. It's
Speaker 1: two years, a couple of years.
Speaker 2: It's it's their life is short. They haven't lived much yet,
Speaker 2: so that's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and I'm taking it pretty well considering. Thank
Speaker 1: you boys for your three hour podcasts helping me distract myself.
Speaker 1: No problem, dude, Yeah, I mean it. I will say,
Speaker 1: things feel a lot worse at that age because there's
Speaker 1: a less experience dealing with him. So you're probably feeling
Speaker 1: like all sorts of like impossible emotions right now. But
Speaker 1: like you're fine. I mean he said he's taking it well, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's doing it fine.
Speaker 3: So yeah, he might have the type of introspection that
Speaker 3: I had when I was young that I was like,
Speaker 3: the odds are anything that is going on now, that's
Speaker 3: that's not even the longevity. The odds of the amount
Speaker 3: of people that actually started dating in high school ended
Speaker 3: up married.
Speaker 2: The odds are very low. They're low.
Speaker 3: If the odds are low, I know some people, but
Speaker 3: like maybe three couples out of all of the hundreds
Speaker 3: and unches of people that I fucking knew. But anyway,
Speaker 3: long story short, if you're fine, if you're if you're
Speaker 3: taking it relatively well, I mean this art.
Speaker 2: Just just keep doing what you're doing. As time goes on,
Speaker 2: and you're gonna be like, oh, yeah, fuck that bitch.
Speaker 2: It is as simple as that. And if she broke
Speaker 2: your heart and if she got with another guy, kill them,
Speaker 2: all right, well yeah it'll you'll you're when you get older,
Speaker 2: you'll look back at those words like you said that
Speaker 2: you thought were so important, and you'll be like, I
Speaker 2: can't believe I ever thought this was like I really
Speaker 2: love this person, because that's for me. All the time
Speaker 2: I looked back on all the bitch I used to fuck, yeah,
Speaker 2: all the dozens of you thought you loved dozens and
Speaker 2: dozens of and you're like, oh my god, I love you.
Speaker 2: It's just fucking real passion. I'm gonna girl Like I
Speaker 2: was back on the girls, I was like, oh I
Speaker 2: thought I loved them.
Speaker 4: I look back in like this bitch was a fucking disaster,
Speaker 4: and I cannot believe I thought I ever cared that
Speaker 4: much about them.
Speaker 2: That's all I was there. I said that ten minutes
Speaker 2: having sex with them every time I got a girl,
Speaker 2: I gotta girl.
Speaker 3: This girl a job at New egg when I was there,
Speaker 3: and then we were like talking about like getting the
Speaker 3: car and all the ship, so it was getting serious.
Speaker 1: It was getting like real serious. And then like you know,
Speaker 1: she ended up sucking and like hit a whole other
Speaker 1: life of her hard drugs and all the ship she
Speaker 1: got into. Wow, story long story short. I look back
Speaker 1: on that and I was like, that bitch sucks so much.
Speaker 2: I can't believe. I Like, I was so like deeply
Speaker 2: committed at that time.
Speaker 3: But when I think about her, she was just like
Speaker 3: a fucking skater, stoner bitch, but but like and then
Speaker 3: even worse. But I didn't know about that side of
Speaker 3: her because she hit it from me.
Speaker 4: She had the big titties, had the big titties, the
Speaker 4: go big titties. Man, she was just she worked on
Speaker 4: me too.
Speaker 3: If she was titty, I probably it would have I
Speaker 3: would everything. I would have overlooked that worked on the
Speaker 3: big titty. That ship worked on me for chokers, corsets
Speaker 3: and huge titties and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's.
Speaker 2: Overpowered, especially chokers, man, I fucking I hate I'm not
Speaker 2: even a milkman. And it worked on me, Bro, It
Speaker 2: really worked on me. Bro.
Speaker 3: I'm like, God, the ladies, if you're listening, chokers or
Speaker 3: a secret of power you want, if you want to
Speaker 3: control your man's, just put a joker.
Speaker 2: And tell them that. Don't even give them anything more.
Speaker 2: I've already married and I'm finished, so like you know,
Speaker 2: I'm I told her like, so, it doesn't matter. If
Speaker 2: only you, only you can be manipulated by this. Right now,
Speaker 2: we're fucking were off the game.
Speaker 1: There's gonna be all these girls, like we're gonna have
Speaker 1: a live show and all these girls, every girl. Chris
Speaker 1: is gonna be short circuiting.
Speaker 2: I'll be fine. Chris is gonna be.
Speaker 6: Floating around steal like a mind flare around. No, man,
Speaker 6: I'm vaccinated, dude, if they had a vaccination.
Speaker 2: That would if they had something like that, would you Yeah,
Speaker 2: that would would just turn off the horney. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: I would take that ship at seven. I would. I would.
Speaker 1: I would pay a lot of money to do that.
Speaker 1: How many people do you think we would be lighted
Speaker 1: up the block to be like, dude, fively, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be able to be free.
Speaker 2: Actually, gooners that would be hunched over and they come
Speaker 2: out and be like, wow, I feel great gooder wouldn't
Speaker 2: do that good or would? I don't think most gooners
Speaker 2: want to be gooners. I think some of them want
Speaker 2: to be to the clinic. You gotta go.
Speaker 1: It's like you walking around your fucking neighborhood, dooner.
Speaker 2: Dude, man, that's pretty impressive. The goonery was insane and
Speaker 2: walking around your neighborhood.
Speaker 1: I kept it to my room like a fucking gentleman,
Speaker 1: like a regular human.
Speaker 2: Yeah, goonery is a dangerous thing that needs to be quelled. Again.
Speaker 3: I bet it's a lot of car accidents. I bet
Speaker 3: motherfuckers are driving home gooning.
Speaker 1: I've seen people literally, like I've seen videos where people
Speaker 1: are like they're just literally having sex while they're driving,
Speaker 1: and you're just like, what are you? You're gonna die?
Speaker 1: And then I saw one of them when they get crashed,
Speaker 1: and I was like, you deserve this, You suck.
Speaker 2: Things like that. I can't feel bad with me before,
Speaker 2: you know, I want to be empathetic, but.
Speaker 1: I just I think you have to save empathy for
Speaker 1: people who deserve it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Right, I want to care about the humans altogether, But
Speaker 4: at the same time, I wish I wish I was
Speaker 4: deaf personified and I could.
Speaker 2: Just deal it out to people deserve it.
Speaker 1: The thing about like this sounds crazy. That does sound
Speaker 1: crazy because you're insane. You're clinically insane.
Speaker 2: Can't you know?
Speaker 1: It reminds you of the people who like get who
Speaker 1: die spunking, you know what I mean, or like they
Speaker 1: crawl in a cave and then they like they're upside
Speaker 1: down and they die. Yeah, and you're just like, I can't,
Speaker 1: like there are too many like when I when I
Speaker 1: put that person next to like a kid going to
Speaker 1: school who gets it their head blown off at recess
Speaker 1: or something, you know what I mean. If I'm gonna
Speaker 1: feel bad for someone, it's not going to be the
Speaker 1: fucking person under fucking ground.
Speaker 2: They have to have meant to honestly even try that,
Speaker 2: I think, And then you got to be mentally ill and.
Speaker 1: Them at a certain just old yellow, those motherfuckers, and
Speaker 1: thinking about someone it's mercy about someone Like there's a
Speaker 1: video of this post birth abortion that I can stand
Speaker 1: by the post birth abortions someone because it's video. They're
Speaker 1: eating the spelunkers. They don't they don't even let them
Speaker 1: get down in the gaves before they eat these Asian immigrants.
Speaker 1: They're eating all these cave dwellers that it's so sad,
Speaker 1: so many.
Speaker 4: Of this woman guys arguing with her her husband Savannah
Speaker 4: and got out the car and ran away. While they
Speaker 4: were in a lie in Savannah, she got into an
Speaker 4: argue with her husband and then they she was like,
Speaker 4: I can't do this right now and got out the
Speaker 4: car and she got torn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't feel.
Speaker 2: Bad about that man. And I was like, there's a
Speaker 2: video of that. Yeah, it's smoky sense to me, and
Speaker 2: it's fucking pocket. I don't like seeing stuff like that,
Speaker 2: but I almost want to watch that.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like it's too deserved. It's too deserved.
Speaker 2: It made me Lowly Tunes laugh because of how bad
Speaker 2: I felt it was it a.
Speaker 1: Family that did you feel bad for? Yeah, fuck, it's
Speaker 1: too late.
Speaker 2: Never mind, it doesn't matter now because then the kids bloody,
Speaker 2: yeah kids blood. Yeah. I don't like this dad.
Speaker 1: There's no amount of anger that I can have I've
Speaker 1: and VI like livid, you know before, and I've never
Speaker 1: once been in a position where I'm like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: just put myself in danger like that. So like if
Speaker 1: that happens to you, like you're not fit to be
Speaker 1: alive really, Like I'm sorry, but like it's you know,
Speaker 1: it just kind of.
Speaker 4: Like I'm just gonna get out the car, and you
Speaker 4: jump out the car in a freeway, it gets speed
Speaker 4: up for the next eighteen minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you jump out the car. You jump out of
Speaker 1: a speeding car on the freeway. If you're like being
Speaker 1: held hostage, you know what I mean, and they're like
Speaker 1: taking you to get like Molestia. Yeah, so you're like
Speaker 1: sold in the sex slavery. So like maybe dying is better,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: But like even then I would be like, oh, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna probably try to kill this guy that's taking me.
Speaker 1: Like if I mean, presumably presumably if you're bound somehow
Speaker 1: get the door open, yeah, you know what I mean, it.
Speaker 2: Would probably be why would you be in there if
Speaker 2: you're not bound down? I'm gonna take you this place,
Speaker 2: all right?
Speaker 1: Fuck dang it, fuck, I mean the car already be
Speaker 1: home before supper. I've never walked out of a car
Speaker 1: when it was moving, so I must not be possible.
Speaker 2: The idea of someone doing that, I'm fuck here, uh
Speaker 2: someone doing that to you and then you just look
Speaker 2: over at them and you just kick them with both
Speaker 2: feet out the car, like knock them through the door
Speaker 2: out the car and the driver's side, and then you
Speaker 2: just start driving yourself, like kidnapping a kidnapper, Like they
Speaker 2: try to kidnap you, and then halfway through your reveal
Speaker 2: it's a kidnapping of them. That's a pretty good switch.
Speaker 4: I'd like that you take them to your housing. Like,
Speaker 4: I'm not even gonna do anything. I'm just gonna sucking
Speaker 4: waterboard you hours not do anything.
Speaker 2: It's nothing serious, serious, serious, I'm about to go after
Speaker 2: the first ten hours, but you better hope you have
Speaker 2: good breath because it's gonna get I've always been curious
Speaker 2: about that waterboarding thing because, like, I understand intrinsically that
Speaker 2: that's like really clearly it must be uncomfortable, but it
Speaker 2: looks like such pussy ship. Have you ever almost drowned? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Many times. Imagine that in rapid succession. Yeah, whatever, it's
Speaker 2: a big deal.
Speaker 4: Kidnap somebody and injection inject silicon into their balls and
Speaker 4: like a little bit of silicon in their balls every
Speaker 4: few hours expanding. He starts slapping them again in the
Speaker 4: basketball starts slapping.
Speaker 2: Pp of them.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I would go to Gwentano Bay and be like, your guys,
Speaker 2: waterboarding is out there. That's stupid.
Speaker 1: Let's yeah, we didn't get the we didn't get the
Speaker 1: mentos in the back coke. We're gonna, we're gonna, we're
Speaker 1: gonna plug out your orbises.
Speaker 2: Like like the video of the girl trying and as
Speaker 2: she put on mentals in her pussy and it poured
Speaker 2: cocon and she looked upset after this, like, bitch, I
Speaker 2: did you not know? What do you think? What's gonna
Speaker 2: happen that? I mean, that's you know where she's from from?
Speaker 2: She know where she's from. Midwest? Yes, from the Midwest.
Speaker 1: None of the man ain't none to do there, but
Speaker 1: like eat, get underage, pregnant, eat a crack, eat a crack,
Speaker 1: poor cocon vet throws up your pussy. You know, these
Speaker 1: are the things that you do when you're living in
Speaker 1: the Midwest.
Speaker 4: People explore sexuality too much. Man, I'm being honest. We
Speaker 4: should be more shameful to people sexuality, or just.
Speaker 1: Eat cats literally like that Ohio crackhead. That was just
Speaker 1: like eating like literally eating cats.
Speaker 4: I've been high as a kite many times and I've
Speaker 4: never ate crack I didn't follow, never ate a cat either.
Speaker 4: She said she ate the cat?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Is that or that they did?
Speaker 2: Didn't I know she killed a cat? She said she
Speaker 2: ate the cat? Did she actually eat the cat?
Speaker 1: I think she was eating the cat? She lurida, who
Speaker 1: like ate a part, like try to eat a person,
Speaker 1: bits one's face, reason that it's definitely not the other
Speaker 1: people around and they were like, she was eating it,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And then they were like,
Speaker 1: were you eating the cat?
Speaker 2: And she's like, she's like out of it. So that
Speaker 2: looks like some eating the cat. The cat she starts it.
Speaker 2: It was me. It was so, what's the secret formula
Speaker 2: for this cat? I was gonna eat that cat? But
Speaker 2: that seaboued Negro beat me to.
Speaker 1: It all right, Highland hung Sheldon hunks shelling the road.
Speaker 1: He's just high crabs. Uh. If you could replace the
Speaker 1: chia seeds in sweedens water with tiny versions of any
Speaker 1: item from super Smash Brothers.
Speaker 2: What would it be? I have I have a hard
Speaker 2: time huh the bombs.
Speaker 1: So I have a hard time with this question because
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, I haven't played Super Smash Brothers
Speaker 1: with items in fifteen years.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, we with items, You're fucking dunce.
Speaker 1: I mean it is fun. I remember it being fun
Speaker 1: when I was a kid. But like that's that's my
Speaker 1: justification for playing it as an adult and still playing
Speaker 1: video games. I guess it's just like no items, so
Speaker 1: it's like real serious. Now they're like really playing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: now we're adults here. Take the items off. Every time
Speaker 1: there's items on accidentally, it's hilarious.
Speaker 2: How like, oh my god, dude, we just turned it off.
Speaker 2: The water shut.
Speaker 4: The seconds you're like, oh my fucking god, turn this off,
Speaker 4: everybody gets so mad.
Speaker 2: It's great real quick up.
Speaker 3: Back in the day we were young, when we play
Speaker 3: like consoles like Marvels Kaplam or anything like that, we
Speaker 3: sometimes would have rules of no assists have ever.
Speaker 2: Done that work? No, I couldn't imagine that. Marvel. Oh
Speaker 2: it's fucking it is not a fun game. I think, No,
Speaker 2: it's no.
Speaker 3: It's actually, in my opinion, it's actually a lot more
Speaker 3: fun assists that most annoying fucking thing ever implemented. No,
Speaker 3: I like assist because I have to like assists, if
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, like to be able to
Speaker 3: once the game started going in that direction of like
Speaker 3: because fighting games did not used to have that right,
Speaker 3: and then it became assists, and that became assists heavy,
Speaker 3: and now you strategize around the assists. Now I'm like,
Speaker 3: I want to see how well you control this character
Speaker 3: without assists because a lot of times people are fucking
Speaker 3: lost without them because they've they've based their whole strategy
Speaker 3: around them. And so we would do rounds of like
Speaker 3: it was kind of like a in I think, want
Speaker 3: to come at ten, like no x rays, no straight,
Speaker 3: We're gon, we're gonna do no X rays. And so
Speaker 3: we would do ship like that to see who is
Speaker 3: just better on a fundamental skill like of actually fucking
Speaker 3: with the character. And I was just I want to
Speaker 3: see if you ever did that.
Speaker 2: I know, I guess Wolverine's assist was so integral to
Speaker 2: be playing that game. Wolverine and Captain Commando's assists were
Speaker 2: like what helped.
Speaker 1: Me get think Commandos was even decent at Marveling Doctor Doom.
Speaker 2: Trying to run away with that assist and then full
Speaker 2: Comboy and was always like my yay, fuck that metal niggae.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I told, I completely understand, but we
Speaker 3: would just do that. It was more of a I
Speaker 3: guess we were trying to assist chaining, like assist staining
Speaker 3: fucking cable into a war machine into iron man. I
Speaker 3: would do that all the time.
Speaker 1: There was always that was always like like house rules
Speaker 1: to certain thing like I remember doing. I know, I
Speaker 1: honestly don't like sists either. I loved them, just thought
Speaker 1: of them as a part of the game. No, I mean,
Speaker 1: I think they're okay, and like I I like Mrv's
Speaker 1: capcom to so much that I like the assists, but
Speaker 1: like generally as a rule in the fighting game, I
Speaker 1: do like to keep it like one on one because
Speaker 1: I grew up with like Teken, and like all.
Speaker 3: These games before those games weren't really doing assists like that.
Speaker 3: The most you maybe would have just like two people
Speaker 3: kind of coming in an out.
Speaker 4: Versus Marble heroes, right, they had didn't have assist though
Speaker 4: they had one character that another on which I remember remember.
Speaker 3: That which well I mean, I guess we can find
Speaker 3: out in literally we can just go home and check
Speaker 3: go check when when the.
Speaker 2: Assists become a thing.
Speaker 1: But like the household things like I remember, I remember
Speaker 1: that with Halo it would be like all right, no
Speaker 1: no power weapons, you know what I mean, and things
Speaker 1: like that on split screen or like.
Speaker 2: I mean that would be I would definitely hear that never.
Speaker 2: I would never watch. And I'm like how we'd beforemost
Speaker 2: looking at this like fucking thirty Twitch TV and like
Speaker 2: no screenwatches, like I'm gonna screenwatch. Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do it. I don't feel bad. I don't care.
Speaker 1: It's really hard, not hard, it's hard not to even
Speaker 1: if you just stare direct, like if you know the
Speaker 1: game well enough, Like is that that happened with me?
Speaker 1: It was a problem with me where like I played
Speaker 1: so much Halo too, and I was so familiar with
Speaker 1: just like everything about that game to the point where
Speaker 1: like I didn't have to screen look to just understand
Speaker 1: peripherally where people were on the mat. I was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's a flash of orange in my periphery. Oh he's
Speaker 1: in that room. Like I didn't I didn't need and
Speaker 1: there was no way to. I remember like some people
Speaker 1: tried to have like the with the cardboard. I've never
Speaker 1: seen that. I've ever seen that in person, but I
Speaker 1: see it. I saw it online sometimes and what was
Speaker 1: cool actually, I thought, was like, really dope. I thought
Speaker 1: it was going to be a bigger thing. But I
Speaker 1: think because this intersected with online becoming a bigger, bigger
Speaker 1: thing and like split screen kind of like falling apart
Speaker 1: or falling by the wayside, it didn't catch on as
Speaker 1: much as I wanted to. But they they would sell
Speaker 1: three dtvs in like twenty ten, twenty eleven that would
Speaker 1: have or that would allow different channels for the screen,
Speaker 1: so you compare. You could put pair of glasses on,
Speaker 1: you would see your screen, and then somebody else would
Speaker 1: put on different para glasses. They would set their screen
Speaker 1: looking at the same screen. There was no and I thought,
Speaker 1: this is so fucking cool, like magic. I know. That's
Speaker 1: why I was like, this is amazing ship. But it
Speaker 1: didn't catch on because no one at that point like
Speaker 1: split screen for shooters, especially where it matters the most.
Speaker 1: It was kind of you know that I would get.
Speaker 2: The sniper and screen watch the funk out of people.
Speaker 2: I would hit the snipper in the fucking stage at
Speaker 2: the wheel, uh, and I would snipe. I would screen
Speaker 2: watch the ship out of motherfuckers. They'd be like, maybe
Speaker 2: you fucking suck out. I don't know, man, I got lucky.
Speaker 2: I was looking over there lying. I'm lying through.
Speaker 1: That's why we would do.
Speaker 2: That's why we would do.
Speaker 1: No power weapons, no vehicles would be like kind of
Speaker 1: a kind of the rule.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Remember because we were in a screenwatch, I would cheat like.
Speaker 2: No one no grenade launchers, like so it was like
Speaker 2: no new nube tube. That was the thing that people
Speaker 2: do all the time. Yeah in the warfare, Yeah, all
Speaker 2: the time, and so stupid one. I loved it.
Speaker 3: It was a lot of times, like in team death Match,
Speaker 3: you would just start the match and everybody would launch
Speaker 3: their fucking the first like something.
Speaker 2: You get lucky and killed the people. It's hilarious. I
Speaker 2: remember the beginning. I remember in MARVS. I think it
Speaker 2: was I think it might have been black Ops where
Speaker 2: you would spawn and it's like the snowy area where
Speaker 2: like a villa at the top. It's called the villa.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure actually maybe, and I would spawn shooting
Speaker 2: there get four kills. Every time I would literally I
Speaker 2: would spawn had my sensivity at one hundred to be
Speaker 2: able to turn it as I couldn't blow that place.
Speaker 2: People would be like, dude, you're a fucking cun. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Seeing the way modern Call Duty players play makes me
Speaker 1: really nostalgic for like old you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like cause it's it's so schizophrenic man, where it's just
Speaker 1: like you watch people like they're they're having fun.
Speaker 2: It's like you're having a season.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, damn, maybe there was really something to
Speaker 1: those older Call of Duty games where it's like, at
Speaker 1: least it was fucking coherent. Yeah, because I don't know,
Speaker 1: because I remember liking Black Ops a little bit, like
Speaker 1: I that was. I played Black Ops on PS three.
Speaker 1: I borrowed my uncle's PS three and I played it
Speaker 1: and I was like, I like this actually, but I
Speaker 1: didn't really stick with it.
Speaker 2: I never loved Call of Duty I played because other
Speaker 2: people played it.
Speaker 1: I don't think I could love it really, but I
Speaker 1: did like it.
Speaker 2: I thought it was like fun, but there's just not enough,
Speaker 2: Like there's not enough what would you call it?
Speaker 1: Like? I also never played the campaigns really, I mean.
Speaker 3: The campaigns are I would say, because you know, since
Speaker 3: the hype of competitive nature of those games, a lot
Speaker 3: of people would just skirt over them, and I feel
Speaker 3: like that would be such a bummer because that is
Speaker 3: really where I feel like a lot of those games shine.
Speaker 3: I think, especially Mono for two being the one that
Speaker 3: I really sunk into and having like even you know,
Speaker 3: some good composers, even Han Zimmer a part of some
Speaker 3: of the shit, Like it was like, this is fucking
Speaker 3: really like they put a lot.
Speaker 2: Of effort into this stuff.
Speaker 1: And there's a lot of people that I did play
Speaker 1: Called before, I did play cauld before campaign and Modern
Speaker 1: War for two I did. I did those specifically because
Speaker 1: no Russian No. It was like everybody was talking about it.
Speaker 1: I was like, I gotta see what the fuck this is.
Speaker 2: It wasn't too many times this mission is wait, dude,
Speaker 2: I played it so well.
Speaker 3: Obviously remastered came out, so I played it again, but
Speaker 3: before that, because they only didn't monofor two remastered because
Speaker 3: they weren't going to remaster them on multiplayer because nobody
Speaker 3: would play anything else everybody, which is a oh cool,
Speaker 3: we're yeah, so that and then twenty eighteen. I played
Speaker 3: because I booted up on three sixty and it was
Speaker 3: fucking playing again. Went straight to that Russian and I
Speaker 3: kept doing. I was trying to do a survival mode
Speaker 3: with the turning on my team, because as soon as
Speaker 3: you do something, they'll go like.
Speaker 2: You trader, yeah, will kill you immediately.
Speaker 3: So I'm trying to see how long to survive before
Speaker 3: they do. They are marksmen. They are so if you
Speaker 3: like them a little bit that they'll kill you immediately.
Speaker 2: It's so funny.
Speaker 3: So I'll try to like throw grenades to throw them
Speaker 3: off and flash bang and like I'll try to distance
Speaker 3: my It's so fun.
Speaker 2: If you do that way too much time.
Speaker 1: If you do that to to your allies and call duty,
Speaker 1: they will find they will. It's like they'll find a
Speaker 1: way to get the worm from Gears of War to
Speaker 1: sink to save the map. Now I'd be like, that's it,
Speaker 1: calling the worm. It's like, you have a worm, use this.
Speaker 2: He saved it for me. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I also spend way too much time in the Martin
Speaker 3: for two. There's the when you're private Allen and fully
Speaker 3: Keith David is like give you're supposed to doorial I
Speaker 3: spend way too. I keep turning around grab gnade, like
Speaker 3: throw it down there. Then you just start throwing it
Speaker 3: at your people. I try to throw out the people
Speaker 3: playing basketball the way at the back, like I'm down
Speaker 3: your side, and then you just turn around start shooting.
Speaker 2: Everywhere I'm in.
Speaker 1: I'm in a hole right now where I'm trying to
Speaker 1: play a lot of older games I'm trying to like
Speaker 1: get into because I'm playing Sly Cooper right now for
Speaker 1: the first time I ever actually played it.
Speaker 2: Oh right, we're talking about the inverted Dude.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe. I was like, oh no, there's a
Speaker 1: way to do it. Thank god, there's a way to
Speaker 1: fix it. But like Sly Cooper's cameras inverted by default,
Speaker 1: and there's no way to fix it. I'm just like,
Speaker 1: this is crazy, like why did you allow this? But
Speaker 1: there's a way to fix it in the PS five menu.
Speaker 1: But I'm just like, I'm playing through all this suff
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I should probably like play through I
Speaker 1: want to play through at least Black Ops one and see, like,
Speaker 1: because that was the campaign that everybody was talking about
Speaker 1: that I just didn't care enough to try. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: so it's like there's probably something there. Like at this
Speaker 1: point was killing zombies and black ops. I didn't give
Speaker 1: anything else. I actually hated the zombie mode in the
Speaker 1: world it war in black Ops because I was just like,
Speaker 1: this is just a worse left for dead. Why am
Speaker 1: I doing this?
Speaker 2: I only did it one time where you're like the
Speaker 2: President's oh that was cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a cool idea, but I still didn't That.
Speaker 2: Was the only one that I did. I've never thought
Speaker 2: that was fun.
Speaker 1: Like, where are what's a gentleman way of killing zombies?
Speaker 2: Yeah, zombies to dine in our hands rapidly. I'd say,
Speaker 2: all these zombies.
Speaker 1: They're eating the cats. They're eating the cats in Springfield, Ohio.
Speaker 1: You're thought about like Trump with through other presidents. They
Speaker 1: sound insane, They sound like way crazier.
Speaker 2: That is so true. It's fucking wild's him saying dumb ship.
Speaker 2: They were like, oh, he just says dumb ship.
Speaker 1: Four score and seven years ago, they were eating the cats,
Speaker 1: eating the dogs in Springfield, Ohio.
Speaker 2: Fucking George Washington saying yeah, yeah, it's okay. Dogs disgusting God,
Speaker 2: they have no shoes, have no shoes, they have no souls.
Speaker 1: It was literally him though, such a fucking cunt bro.
Speaker 2: It's all his fault. Literally, it was weird.
Speaker 3: I actually went back and I was reviewing his policies
Speaker 3: and things that were implemented. He wasn't, and so like
Speaker 3: in comparison, because at that time that if you wanted
Speaker 3: to be president, you still had to capitulate to what
Speaker 3: the people wanted. And so even when you look at
Speaker 3: when you look at it, and this is what people like,
Speaker 3: don't understand how weird it is now because post Reagan,
Speaker 3: it's like it's like, dude, even that super racist piece
Speaker 3: of ship did a lot of things that benefited black
Speaker 3: people and benefiting humans in general.
Speaker 2: He just he just hoped they weren't human.
Speaker 1: There was like there was like a runoff because he
Speaker 1: knew he was like a runoff of positivity that like
Speaker 1: inevitably like affected.
Speaker 2: Like I'm not giving him flowers.
Speaker 3: I'm saying that is what anyone in that position would
Speaker 3: have had to have done the things that he did.
Speaker 1: Actually, and now it's like the Congress doesn't even want
Speaker 1: to do anything. Yeah, they're like, oh whatever, They're like,
Speaker 1: let's filibuster everything and let's not get anything. Like if
Speaker 1: you see like the legislation that this modern Congress has passed.
Speaker 1: It's fucking hilarious how low it is. They're just doing
Speaker 1: fucking nothing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because we don't have a house, man, I mean,
Speaker 3: the fucking Republicans have the house and then they shoot
Speaker 3: everything down that would benefit fucking people.
Speaker 2: And this is great and.
Speaker 4: Truly the culture warship won and like everybody thinks like,
Speaker 4: oh there again, it's like, no, we're all people, legislation
Speaker 4: humans in general.
Speaker 1: I think we have to start calling culture war peace
Speaker 1: will gay. I agree, I think, because like that would
Speaker 1: be like that's kind of something that bothers them. Still,
Speaker 1: I agree, you know what I mean, I actually wholeheartedly I.
Speaker 2: Think we need to.
Speaker 1: Like it's like it's almost like reverse psychology in some
Speaker 1: way where it's just like if you if you're like
Speaker 1: a like a culture like if you're like a Dave
Speaker 1: Rubin or like a well he's literally gay. But like
Speaker 1: if you're like a if you're like Ben Shapiro or something,
Speaker 1: or like any of these people, you gotta start you
Speaker 1: just gotta start calling these people.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, let me make a new video on my channels.
Speaker 1: Ben Shapiro was gay, Like what is right if it
Speaker 1: was her, dude, just start accusing all of they're stupid fans.
Speaker 2: Could you can break someone on your side? I think so.
Speaker 3: I think literally start making an argument that like, oh uh,
Speaker 3: do you know who Brett Cooper is?
Speaker 2: She's the bench, the Ben Shapiro clone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's that's the girl, right, Yeah, so chromosome Shapiro.
Speaker 2: She shifted a little bit.
Speaker 3: I can probably convince like at least ten people like
Speaker 3: that's actually it's been Shapiro and drag literally like actually
Speaker 3: been Shapiro. Like why do you think how does she
Speaker 3: get she has like four million subscribers? I was like, who, bro, Like,
Speaker 3: really do you think that dude dave four million times?
Speaker 3: I mean for real, though, I'm like who Outside of
Speaker 3: it was so easy. I hate how easy it is
Speaker 3: to be mean to him because he's gay, and like
Speaker 3: it's like I don't like being mean.
Speaker 2: I don't like attacking marginalized people. He's such a stupid
Speaker 2: gay person. He is dumb and gay.
Speaker 1: Dumb is in fact gay, so bad because like, do you.
Speaker 2: Have a problem with me being dumb and gay?
Speaker 4: I have probably being dumb, but you are gay. It's
Speaker 4: a descriptive. I'm just describing I'm just saying, what you are?
Speaker 2: You are dumb, my Haitian husband to eat your cat.
Speaker 2: How about the idea of him like having to sit
Speaker 2: down in front of people that don't respect him, if
Speaker 2: it's like he can't choose and having to smile it
Speaker 2: all get me. It's pretty amazing, fucking crazy wild. It's
Speaker 2: like getting fucking busted on how you brown bastard and
Speaker 2: then throw a curry in his face and he's like
Speaker 2: that and it means like I understand he figured out.
Speaker 1: Of everybody confusing that guy. We're talking about this, but
Speaker 1: it's just so funny.
Speaker 2: It's amazing.
Speaker 3: It's amazing Iami or something.
Speaker 2: He almost got on stage. He almost got on stage
Speaker 2: with Trump. Isn't that insane? And Trump would have been like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: look ats vva.
Speaker 5: I love.
Speaker 2: I love the way his house smells. It doesn't smell
Speaker 2: bad at all. Video Ramaswami. He does use soap, man
Speaker 2: like the others. He does use soap.
Speaker 1: He look at him little al Qaeda or India or
Speaker 1: whatever he's from. I don't know where he's from.
Speaker 2: He's brown, that's all I know. That's a place. I
Speaker 2: heard it and I saw it on TV. On. Excuse me,
Speaker 2: a little indie man.
Speaker 7: Do you happen to have some carrier, some man in
Speaker 7: your pocket, some man you got. I'm a little fush, don't.
Speaker 2: Sid A little chicken is delicious, little Indian.
Speaker 8: I love butter noodles and buttered noodles, and buttered noodles,
Speaker 8: and butter noodles and buttered noodles as well, and in addition,
Speaker 8: buttered noodles just.
Speaker 2: To hold the cow ship. I don't want any of that.
Speaker 2: Why do you worship cows?
Speaker 7: Why do you worship cows that cows come from McDonald's
Speaker 7: and McDonald's has the best cows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yo, it's the dumbest.
Speaker 3: Mister president, thank you for your response. Uh the same response?
Speaker 2: Yo, racist too, But like, holy I know I put
Speaker 2: some niggas in prison, but damn.
Speaker 1: The Commander in Quef wrote in he says, hey, there,
Speaker 1: you people, what is your favorite personality to come from
Speaker 1: the internet? Either the funniest one to you or the
Speaker 1: best cautionary tale. My pick is Christian because obviously he's
Speaker 1: up there for sure, because only the Internet could create
Speaker 1: such a black hole of dy function.
Speaker 9: Yeah Christians, Oh yeah, I forgot about He's been laying.
Speaker 2: Is uh sort of up there.
Speaker 1: But I will say, like I think I'm not thinking
Speaker 1: of it in terms of train wrecks because like that's
Speaker 1: there's there's a lot and that that's a pretty forward conversation.
Speaker 1: But I think genuinely like respect to uh James rolf
Speaker 1: uh the a g n angry video game nerd, because
Speaker 1: he's like kind of a progenitor to a lot of
Speaker 1: like mono, Like I feel like he's he kind of allowed.
Speaker 1: He's like the canary in the coal mine in some
Speaker 1: way for like the positive things where it's just like, oh,
Speaker 1: people can do what they want and like make a
Speaker 1: living and entertain a lot of people and like avoid
Speaker 1: making a fucking mockery of themselves. Like he like he's
Speaker 1: been around for a very very long time and there's
Speaker 1: been really no there's no fucking minor stuff.
Speaker 4: There's no like you know, crazy, I'm gonna go my
Speaker 4: favorite content because let's let's let's go let's go not
Speaker 4: cautionary tale, but let's go a lot. Let's make it
Speaker 4: out a brighter subject like a genuine uh yeah, my
Speaker 4: content comics, explained Rob Jefferson. Man, fucking I've been he
Speaker 4: got me back into comic books almost handedly, really good content,
Speaker 4: super forward thinking person in general, Like.
Speaker 2: It's his mentalities. I really respect what he thinks and
Speaker 2: how architects are articulates things in general. Very very big fan. Also,
Speaker 2: who's another person I really just like, damn shout out
Speaker 2: to you for doing good. Shit is uh shit? I
Speaker 2: would say even critical because I would say he's just
Speaker 2: been such a fucking force on the internet for so
Speaker 2: many years now, like right before covid until now. It's
Speaker 2: a fucking train of like power towards like YouTube.
Speaker 1: Well he's been he's been big for a while, but cold.
Speaker 1: I remember him in high pre.
Speaker 2: Covid on till now he's just been like the youtubeer.
Speaker 1: Almost critical Charlie.
Speaker 2: He's been fucking huge man, a lot of good stuff
Speaker 2: for like the fighting fighting and community, made his own
Speaker 2: like fighting game group. I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: Very very very kind of smaller content creators in general,
Speaker 4: very nice to them. He's just a really good and
Speaker 4: also he's a cool person in general. Like I liked
Speaker 4: uh he for Creative Clash.
Speaker 1: Twice he had like this big shindig at his at
Speaker 1: a warehouse, and I felt bad for him that that
Speaker 1: really bothered me to like the way people treated.
Speaker 4: This second time, because I think so many people, like what,
Speaker 4: so many people that clearly shouldn't have been there, because
Speaker 4: I was like, the entire places filmed.
Speaker 2: There's no way he wanted this, Yeah, there's yeah. I
Speaker 2: think what happened is that fans fans, people just well,
Speaker 2: people just keep going like, hey, I know, somebody just
Speaker 2: show you know, like it just keeps.
Speaker 4: This person gives that to this person, this person hears that.
Speaker 4: I want to be surprised in the world.
Speaker 2: The fucking existence that people just straight up follow people's
Speaker 2: cars places surprise me.
Speaker 1: People definitely follow. And then the thing is, it's just like, dude,
Speaker 1: it's one thing to go to a place where you're
Speaker 1: not technically supposed to be, but it's anything to treat
Speaker 1: it like shit.
Speaker 2: I just I can't. We went in the kitchen later
Speaker 2: on me and we were like, let's what was on
Speaker 2: a drink and it was just fucked. We were like
Speaker 2: people literally cleaning up because I was just like.
Speaker 1: It's infuriating pretty well, Charlie's a good dude, not a
Speaker 1: bad guy at all.
Speaker 3: This I've seen a lot of I hate that, like
Speaker 3: if somebody is doing too well, then there becomes like
Speaker 3: a a anti response because I can't seeing these posts
Speaker 3: like trying to trash him. And the one thing that
Speaker 3: I keep seeing people trying to do is like propaganda.
Speaker 3: They kind of try to say he's overrated, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: what do you mean? I don't like, I think it's
Speaker 3: it's what they because they're saying that, like, oh, he's
Speaker 3: mundane and ship I'm like, well that how does that
Speaker 3: mean he's overrated?
Speaker 2: He's doing exactly what.
Speaker 1: He's entirely properly rated. I don't know, like I don't
Speaker 1: know anybody who's.
Speaker 3: Well that's the that's the thing where I'm like, why
Speaker 3: are you trying to make like at least he's at
Speaker 3: least like if you're gonna try to take him down,
Speaker 3: at least go extreme with it or something, because like
Speaker 3: they're trying to say he's overrated, and I'm like, that's
Speaker 3: not how that works, because he's people know exactly what
Speaker 3: they're watching him there watching He's exactly what they want
Speaker 3: to watch.
Speaker 4: But you know, for me, like I don't I don't
Speaker 4: particularly love his content most all the time. Well, but
Speaker 4: I don't deny that he's clearly there.
Speaker 2: For a fucking yeah. Person I don't watch a lot
Speaker 2: of his stuff only if something huge happens.
Speaker 1: But like I don't deny that, that doesn't mean that
Speaker 1: he's It's like, you know, personally, it's like it's a
Speaker 1: personal thing.
Speaker 3: I don't really watch him. But that doesn't mean that
Speaker 3: he's not good. You know, you know how people kind
Speaker 3: of get their egos get in the way the exact
Speaker 3: you don't like this, therefore it's bad.
Speaker 2: He's not a bad.
Speaker 1: Personlie, he's e'squal. I like, uh, there was one point
Speaker 1: that maybe particularly happy where was like when during Creator
Speaker 1: class he was on like the panel or what he
Speaker 1: was on the judging or whatever. I don't exactly know
Speaker 1: what he was doing there. I don't know if he
Speaker 1: was announcing or he was just doing commentary. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, comment I forgot the word somehow for commentary.
Speaker 1: But when I came out to Sam, he was like,
Speaker 1: they're playing the Boner Jams now. It's really like, yes,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: Describe it. That was so fun.
Speaker 1: Charlie got your feet tap and.
Speaker 2: It's like they got there. They're playing the Boner Jams now.
Speaker 1: I was like, yes, that's a great it's a great
Speaker 1: phrase to a company Swavemente.
Speaker 4: I think that's Oh my god, dude, I still remember
Speaker 4: fucking what did him getting knocked out of frame by
Speaker 4: the living steroid.
Speaker 1: Oh, Harvey, by the living steroid Harley Harley, Harley Weinstein.
Speaker 2: He looked like, he looked like.
Speaker 1: I almost wanted to say that he's Harley warn.
Speaker 2: Ste Yeah, but you want to say it.
Speaker 1: He looked it.
Speaker 2: Uh, you got it for more in Steed, but it
Speaker 2: should be said to w stupid.
Speaker 4: So you're talking about Morrison, Yeah, Johnny Morrison fucking just
Speaker 4: like talking about not being on steroids, and I'm like, it's.
Speaker 1: Weird, but it's having the run ins that we've had
Speaker 1: because you with Josh Barnett.
Speaker 2: Well, the fact that, yeah, Josh Barnett still I think
Speaker 2: about that everyone. So I walked up to me. I
Speaker 2: was like, I saw you almost kill somebody before multiple times.
Speaker 2: Please get away from me, Josh. He's so scared me.
Speaker 3: What I love about his story so seasoned with the
Speaker 3: controversy in ways that like him getting popped for steroids
Speaker 3: made a promotion disband like affliction. There was like there
Speaker 3: was a actually that Trump was actually involved in and
Speaker 3: what do you call it?
Speaker 2: A lending money to it.
Speaker 3: He was involved in affliction because Trump's like actually a
Speaker 3: fan of Mma. It's gross, but you know he was,
Speaker 3: and uh yeah because of one event got canceled and
Speaker 3: they never did anything ever again.
Speaker 2: He like he's he's he's popped multiple times.
Speaker 3: He was very like unapologetic about like just doing because
Speaker 3: everybody was doing ship right, but not everybody was good
Speaker 3: at hiding it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when back lesnar time, when fucking looked like a hulk,
Speaker 4: when he looked like he looked like a hulk in
Speaker 4: mid transformation, when his face started getting big, you know,
Speaker 4: and it's like that guy's on the roy I've never
Speaker 4: seen someone look like brock Lesnar Mma in my life.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's an animal. I want so I
Speaker 2: look at bro his prime during m M A is disgusting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I want to show you. I want
Speaker 3: to show you somebody, so brock he had to scale
Speaker 3: it back and then that's when because he.
Speaker 2: Had he got diver look at that he got diverticulitis.
Speaker 3: Brock Lester got diverticulitis, and then he had to scale
Speaker 3: his royds back a little bit, and that's when when
Speaker 3: he was his first fight back he had to fight
Speaker 3: Alster overine. Now, if you look at brock lesnar versus
Speaker 3: Alistair Overene and you see like how like you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: Brox kind of looks small compared to this guy taking
Speaker 3: everything that is even.
Speaker 2: Human so juiced that it was insane. It looked like
Speaker 2: Dragon Ball character.
Speaker 3: It's hilarious. It's it's it's it's funny just looking at
Speaker 3: those those bodies insane, dude.
Speaker 2: Uh, I didn't compare them to like people are like
Speaker 2: Roy Joneses, like dude or John or John Jones and
Speaker 2: it's like, no, dude, do you understand what he when
Speaker 2: he just got into fighting the creatures that were still
Speaker 2: dwelling there, didn't look like people.
Speaker 1: Look at this guy like I love the fucking girl
Speaker 1: in the back where she's like she's so like just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, because he's that's not a.
Speaker 2: That's not a real human, but it is you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like he's taking so much ship it's
Speaker 2: like hercules. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was like, that's not what a real human should
Speaker 4: ever be able to look like, because because they would
Speaker 4: just be them walking around more than.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: Next time, we got woke up this morning and got
Speaker 1: myself some calm, nice dear my favorite homos and Kingston
Speaker 1: nice more so A question for Chris Gaygun and Kingstone.
Speaker 1: If Keith David endorsed PC Richardson's son, would you still
Speaker 1: buy a washing machine from there?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What do you mean what they do?
Speaker 1: First of all, if PC richards and Son still around.
Speaker 4: I think even that's a very New York question just asked,
Speaker 4: though definitely, I mean the East Coast. I don't know
Speaker 4: if it's just in New York.
Speaker 2: I don't think. I think the last one was in
Speaker 2: one twenty fifth ever, and then then they blew it up.
Speaker 1: I think I looked this up on stage RPG did.
Speaker 2: What store? RPG A store boom?
Speaker 1: He David endorses anything, I'm there, you know, if.
Speaker 2: He David endorses Trump, I'm changing sides.
Speaker 1: Bro Honestly, Yeah, to be honest with you, break my heart. Though,
Speaker 1: if Keith David said vote for Trump, I'd be like
Speaker 1: everybody who tell me when tell me when.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of things going on.
Speaker 1: He's Mike Taylor Swift honestly, honestly, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: things going on. I'll follow him to the end of
Speaker 1: the earth.
Speaker 2: Man and America been under attack by Haitians. David said,
Speaker 2: they're eating to the edge of the they're reading the
Speaker 2: dog to be friends with Jalen anymore.
Speaker 1: He must be right.
Speaker 2: I would drop Jayalen they even saying that. I'd be like,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Jayleen, I love you, bro. I'm sorry Jay,
Speaker 2: I love you Bro. But you're eating cats. They're eating
Speaker 2: a lifelong friend, dropping him because Keith David said something.
Speaker 2: They're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs.
Speaker 1: They're reading the dogs.
Speaker 2: Get rid of all eating the dogs, the dogs being
Speaker 2: eaten by people. Just eat a dog. We're going to
Speaker 2: Goliath saying it. That's crazy. No time we've seen dogs
Speaker 2: beating Art is actually Haitian. He's eating the dog. His
Speaker 2: white motherfucker get him. You feel that was funny I
Speaker 2: ever heard? Sounds pretty good somebody, it's crazy, you dirty nigga.
Speaker 2: He's like, whoa, whoa, don't call me. Don't call me that. Seriously,
Speaker 2: that's not fucking funny. Don't call me that, fat man.
Speaker 1: Uh Doc doctor do wop rode in Dwop dwop. He says,
Speaker 1: greetings from Puerto Rico, Little sock puppets.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, oh, I gotta go.
Speaker 1: I gotta go to Porto Rico soon. It's been a
Speaker 1: while for me, it's been so long. Keep talking about it,
Speaker 1: Just do it. I was supposed to go and then
Speaker 1: I just like, let's go with Jalen, and then something
Speaker 1: came up.
Speaker 4: I don't like flying, so that's the reason I don't
Speaker 4: want to go. I wouldn't go, but I just really
Speaker 4: don't like flying.
Speaker 1: I like flying specifically on Boeings. Oh okay, I like
Speaker 1: sitting on the exit row of a Boeing anyway, he says,
Speaker 1: aside from blatant theft you dastardly criminals have done in
Speaker 1: your life on property, of life and property, what's the
Speaker 1: biggest ticket item you found just on the street that
Speaker 1: you hold or had in your possession personally? A year ago,
Speaker 1: I found a game boy in almost mint shape, just
Speaker 1: out on the curb. I've seen this happen before. I've
Speaker 1: seen I've seen things like that with like boxes, people
Speaker 1: leave them out. I don't know if those are four
Speaker 1: people to take.
Speaker 2: These babies too in the boxes. I'm like, whoa man
Speaker 2: come up?
Speaker 1: Respond you pick it up by like Carborough wood, that's
Speaker 1: the best man finding just like big ship like that.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to.
Speaker 2: I knowbody comes and takes the baby and runs over
Speaker 2: like Jackpie. We ate dinner for at least two nights.
Speaker 1: Now, I know I have an answer to this, but
Speaker 1: I have to dig through my brain a little bit.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I've found at other than like
Speaker 3: lady in the tramp of baby, you're doing there like
Speaker 3: slurping the baby.
Speaker 1: Some fucking some Haitian immigrant dudes. Isn't not what the
Speaker 1: beauty know as they're eating this baby.
Speaker 2: He told there was a baby and a dog, and
Speaker 2: they're like, ah, man, might as well finish it, though
Speaker 2: I would. I don't know. I don't think I really
Speaker 2: found anything like that off the street money money.
Speaker 3: I can't think of like a thing where I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh this I found found this.
Speaker 4: Really I held a store at gunpoint, but like that's
Speaker 4: not that's not fighting, that's taking. Yeah, I found I
Speaker 4: found the store I was gonna take from.
Speaker 2: I'm down on the street. On the street. I love it.
Speaker 2: It was a nice little moment.
Speaker 3: Convince the judge like, yay, I found it, Like I
Speaker 3: found the store where I got this leg.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I walked. Makes a lot of sense, Sun, You
Speaker 2: make a lot of sense. Son death. The notion of this.
Speaker 1: Is crazy that that's how sentences are doled out like immediately,
Speaker 1: just just swiftly at no no no asking.
Speaker 2: The jury you made a lot of sense, was seven
Speaker 2: minutes long. You didn't even have chance for dopamine, thinking
Speaker 2: like I'm going to get off from stress stress. Fuck
Speaker 2: you want son? In my twenty five years of being
Speaker 2: a judge, you actually made a lot of sense. Death.
Speaker 2: What death is such a crazy being able to deal
Speaker 2: that out? It's such a wild thing. Man. The bailiff
Speaker 2: has the fucking like syrge like running under your chin,
Speaker 2: not even the five one, not.
Speaker 1: Even ice, sentence you to death.
Speaker 2: Death.
Speaker 1: This is instant, This is happening right now. No one
Speaker 1: has to no last feel, no saving guy, no last rights.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna have a.
Speaker 1: You're gonna die in the next five seconds. If we
Speaker 1: can get a priest here in time, he's more than
Speaker 1: he's more than allowed to read your rights. He's probably
Speaker 1: not gonna answer the phone until you die. So like,
Speaker 1: you know, that's a rough one.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 3: I imagine if we actually did save the Confederacy one
Speaker 3: and they gained their independence, you know, they stayed an
Speaker 3: independent nation. That's probably how their due process would work.
Speaker 3: They would probably just be like, we don't have time
Speaker 3: for rules and lodging and ship They would just kill people.
Speaker 4: If the Confederacy one, I don't think we'd even have
Speaker 4: America at all right now. I think would have gotten
Speaker 4: invaded by some other place a long time ago, and
Speaker 4: it wouldn't be America at all.
Speaker 2: I wonder if.
Speaker 3: I don't know about that, I I I can't even,
Speaker 3: I can't even I can't even speculate.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming because of the fact that I feel like
Speaker 2: us being one big country because at that time they
Speaker 2: weren't even really shit over here right now. It was
Speaker 2: all the fucking Mexicans run around with fucking tiki's on
Speaker 2: their heads, so like over here was not even remotely
Speaker 2: the same place it is right now.
Speaker 1: Do you think that maybe if we were invaded either
Speaker 1: north or south, maybe we would have put our difference
Speaker 1: to the side and then fought.
Speaker 2: Actually that would have been the unification thing.
Speaker 4: Nah, No, I think no matter why it would have
Speaker 4: that would have eventually led to the Confederate States just dying.
Speaker 4: I did think Confederate States were just all their way out.
Speaker 4: No matter what I feel like I wonder.
Speaker 3: I wish I had a Crystal Ball because I feel
Speaker 3: like they would have that, you know, their country would
Speaker 3: have collapsed and then and we would have just had
Speaker 3: I don't know less what.
Speaker 2: I don't want to. I don't want to get to
Speaker 2: do it. You can buy you can buy Crystal Ball,
Speaker 2: yeah I can, but you know it wouldn't work. Thing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I won't do that.
Speaker 4: The one thing I would check, and this is really dumb,
Speaker 4: The one thing I would try to see is what
Speaker 4: would have happened if Anakin never became Darth Vader's.
Speaker 1: Just crazy, George Luis, I know you don't want to
Speaker 1: know so bad. You know you can do You can
Speaker 1: ask the person that wrote is Shues.
Speaker 2: He's not gonna answer me. You know that was the
Speaker 2: case I would have done. You don't know that.
Speaker 1: You actually don't know, like he's dark.
Speaker 2: Only I only talked to one of you and his
Speaker 2: name is Mace Window and I killed him. That's true.
Speaker 1: So gross like that.
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 2: Didn't he make that? Fucking didn't make that?
Speaker 1: What was it?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: What was that movie called? Was it like the Negroes Awakened? Well,
Speaker 2: it was with the was with Negroes that were like
Speaker 2: flying planes and ship. Who's that movie he made?
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Lucas?
Speaker 1: Yeah, George Lucas made a black pilot movie.
Speaker 2: Yes, what hold on? Called war dogs, It's called niggas,
Speaker 2: war niggas. It's called war Machines. That's where I got
Speaker 2: the idea for him from. This ain't real. I don't
Speaker 2: think it is. I think you're think of Jaja Abrams.
Speaker 2: Maybe Redtails. He made the first one. Hold on, let me,
Speaker 2: let me make sure. I'm sure he did it. I
Speaker 2: just went sure he did it. I just don't have
Speaker 2: the proof of hold on a second, because Redtails. I
Speaker 2: remember watching the Modern One. I know the story of
Speaker 2: the Redtail group of people. That's George Lucas. No, I
Speaker 2: don't not at all. It's oh, it's just he just
Speaker 2: produced it. It's a lucasfilm.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2: He produced it.
Speaker 3: Because I was gonna be like, all right, wait, I'm
Speaker 3: starting to I was like, oh no, my life's a lie.
Speaker 2: I was like, there's no ties to Drigelings at all.
Speaker 2: He lied to me. He called me and lied to me.
Speaker 2: George called you and you I made a black movie.
Speaker 2: I need a black movie making a movie. I want
Speaker 2: to want you to know what rhymes.
Speaker 1: Should you should have been a rappers Lucas.
Speaker 2: And I'm here to say.
Speaker 1: I'm covered in mucus and I'm fucking gay.
Speaker 2: My video he's just covered. I gonn think of anything
Speaker 2: that I show. I show wrote it.
Speaker 1: I recently learned the people sun tanning their assholes for health,
Speaker 1: and it made me wonder what pseudo science bullshit would
Speaker 1: you sell if you had no morals in life integrity?
Speaker 2: I love that one though, for example, just one.
Speaker 1: For example, I thought of selling bath bombs and enemas
Speaker 1: that have MSG or preservatives, and then to help maintain youth.
Speaker 1: I mean, I would just sell placebo shiite ship that
Speaker 1: doesn't do anything, sell sugar pills.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sugar pills. I would find people that are closetly
Speaker 2: gay and sell them gay Away pills, gay Away, give
Speaker 2: them sugar pills, and then yeah, twice a.
Speaker 1: Day for the rest of your life, you'll remain not gay.
Speaker 2: It's gonna fuck with his mind. So having his gay
Speaker 2: desire that lead to take it his own life.
Speaker 1: Probably it's probably just gonna take more of them, Like
Speaker 1: it's not enough. I need more so you're gonna get
Speaker 1: more business. You know, that's how it works really.
Speaker 3: Actually for real, when when when you're talking about that
Speaker 3: aspect of it, it's you're not it's not a physical
Speaker 3: ailment that should work.
Speaker 2: It'll work on enough people. Yeah, because I have seen people.
Speaker 3: Talk about things that I know that don't work, like
Speaker 3: say blockchain amino acids for example, where it's like people
Speaker 3: usually eating enough meat to get all their nine essential
Speaker 3: amino acids that they need to build muscle and to
Speaker 3: be healthy and grow them and all that ship. And
Speaker 3: I saw that industry explode in a way that people
Speaker 3: are like, Yeah, I'm noticing differences. I'm like, you're you're
Speaker 3: you're you're just working out, you're eating, You're not You're
Speaker 3: This stuff that you're putting in your body is not
Speaker 3: doing anything. And I'm just like that's incredible. So gayway
Speaker 3: is awesome.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 3: You just tell literally the person doesn't want to be gay.
Speaker 3: Now they have a pill that makes them think it's
Speaker 3: being suppressed, but what's really happening. They're just not engaging
Speaker 3: in gay activity and they think it's working. That's fucking brilliant.
Speaker 3: It's brilliant. I like it let's do it, let's manifest,
Speaker 3: let's go. Who are you talking?
Speaker 2: Zones?
Speaker 1: Who are talking?
Speaker 2: Wait? Not him? I don't. I don't trust him anymore. Joe, Yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe I think what is neural gum? Is that shit
Speaker 2: real neural gum? He's talking about the things changed my life?
Speaker 2: Neural gum.
Speaker 1: Okay, first of all, nothing's changed in anybody's life. Every
Speaker 1: time somebody says this change my life. Don't but it's
Speaker 1: immediately bullshit. That's nothing, you know. Not taking drugs change No,
Speaker 1: No it doesn't. Yeah, you judge, change your life.
Speaker 2: Not taking that.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's a good point. So the only literally like
Speaker 4: this men fetterman, So meth changed someone's life, then.
Speaker 2: Taking drugs change drugs changes your life. Yes, they changed
Speaker 2: my life. I've never been more of a piece of
Speaker 2: ship in my life. I robbed. I robbed my three
Speaker 2: year old son at gunpoint. What does the have your
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe a bottle, maybe a bottle you
Speaker 2: want to us.
Speaker 1: I gotta sell this bottle for scrap like having fallout?
Speaker 1: What I gotta sell this video of Batman, the Batman
Speaker 1: that smokes weed.
Speaker 2: That sounds lame as fun, I don't think so. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it probably is. So the dumbest heero is ever gonna
Speaker 2: see in your life.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see it too bad, No, because don't,
Speaker 1: because then it's just gonna be one of these things
Speaker 1: that you show us that the audience doesn't understand.
Speaker 2: Jamie, Jamie add this, Jamie add this to the video.
Speaker 1: Ain't got no JB. I do wish like I do.
Speaker 1: Wish we had like a like I can figure out
Speaker 1: like something to do for three you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: program that to be something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we gotta have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I look up, like maybe there's like something I
Speaker 1: can put there.
Speaker 3: Look, man, I want to get I wanna get the
Speaker 3: I want to get the I want to get the
Speaker 3: Patreon of twenty thousand a month, and then we can
Speaker 3: hire a producer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, be good. It's really funny. You guys do the
Speaker 2: worst ship ever.
Speaker 1: Probably this is worse than I thought it would be.
Speaker 2: I know these stupid memes. I know these weed I know.
Speaker 2: I didn't know it was that so much.
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was that because there's there's a
Speaker 1: whole run of like that sucked scenes of like Lord
Speaker 1: of the Rings. There's Lord of the Rings, one of
Speaker 1: Gandalf just smoking way too much weed, like you can't
Speaker 1: pass nigga or something like that.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I remember years ago there was a Harry Potter one
Speaker 1: that we liked.
Speaker 2: Harry Potter, oh spiffing door and fucking.
Speaker 1: He said, Man, that's a good video though. That was
Speaker 1: that was like transitionary. There was like more than once.
Speaker 1: It was like a multiple scenes. It wasn't just like
Speaker 1: a fucking jpeg or some guy.
Speaker 2: Or that.
Speaker 3: That reminds me of the God of War one where
Speaker 3: he's just trying to get weed from Zeus or from Olympus.
Speaker 2: Did you see that one?
Speaker 3: And then like he ends up just at Gotta War
Speaker 3: three when Craigs is beating that piss out of Zeus.
Speaker 3: That's how it ends up, where.
Speaker 2: He's just like Zeus, I've come to get the weed
Speaker 2: of Olympus and he's like, you will not get the
Speaker 2: cabbage from the gods and he do not do know me,
Speaker 2: my booby booby, and.
Speaker 3: Then he just starts beating the funk out of him
Speaker 3: and there's blood over. It's so stupid.
Speaker 2: But whoever did the voices, it literally sounds exactly like
Speaker 2: the act.
Speaker 1: That's what nails it.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: It's like that's the voice acting he sells it's it's this,
Speaker 1: that's what that red dead thing. Yeah, by the way,
Speaker 1: that's like spread so so much. It's it's Colin. Colin's
Speaker 1: saying it. Now, who's the guy you you you shared
Speaker 1: that that was? That was yeah, that was on seven Sign,
Speaker 1: that was one on one of the other shows. Uh,
Speaker 1: I'd love that. It just comes out like, yes, anytime
Speaker 1: it comes.
Speaker 2: I had to share it. I was like, this is crazy.
Speaker 2: It's so good. I was like, no.
Speaker 1: When he said, like me and Mike I say that
Speaker 1: to each other, it's like, you know, why did you
Speaker 1: say that? They exactly exactly what happened. I just say
Speaker 1: that because that's what really hooks you in. Hill say,
Speaker 1: because that whoever that's fucking brilliant, whoever thought of that?
Speaker 2: Because it's like, what.
Speaker 1: Were giving given this thing? That's such little effort? People
Speaker 1: that took little effort. You asked whole this this no,
Speaker 1: this coughing over a jap bag.
Speaker 2: That's hilarious. They even do the weed sign on his chest.
Speaker 1: They photoshopped. They goog and they google the weed and
Speaker 1: then transparent layer to fucking st So what.
Speaker 2: They did was they what you call it? They changed
Speaker 2: the backline of his costume to greed.
Speaker 1: Wow, amazing, there's a lot of work there that's at
Speaker 1: least twenty seconds.
Speaker 2: No, I say that it's too good, all right, not gay?
Speaker 1: No, sweam gargling from a question, you know, sweet swing gargling,
Speaker 1: piss from a question. It's all one word.
Speaker 2: So it's.
Speaker 1: He says, hello, Chris gay com bear dick, some gay
Speaker 1: guy and Tom Sweeney bar dick.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know, man, I don't.
Speaker 1: Make I've never heard that before. But I've never heard
Speaker 1: that either. My question is my question for you is
Speaker 1: what's something you sold and regret doing so to this day?
Speaker 2: My soul facts, I got a fucking browser descripture from
Speaker 2: my soul really wasn't worth it. I can go to
Speaker 2: the Kingdom Evan anymore. A month of browsers for your souls,
Speaker 2: I can't. That's such a wild trade. Maybe maybe fourteen
Speaker 2: working on somebody that's really dumb.
Speaker 1: Even then, it's just like that's there's so much free porn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you need a lot of things.
Speaker 3: I've sold a lot of ship because of you know,
Speaker 3: especially when I quit this one job that I had
Speaker 3: and I had to pay my rent because it was
Speaker 3: my boss was such a giant fucking you know South
Speaker 3: Carolina cunt, you know, like, no, it was a man.
Speaker 3: It's a fucking old piece of ship named Tim and
Speaker 3: he was his last name in social I wish I
Speaker 3: don't remember. I'll tell you too if I remember, and
Speaker 3: I tell you he was that. If he should have
Speaker 3: dipped your scrolled him in his piping hot tea, I.
Speaker 2: Think he would have killed me.
Speaker 3: It was one of those rough, like old dudes that
Speaker 3: have worked his entire life and he can like pop
Speaker 3: your head.
Speaker 2: It was so like just always doing ship.
Speaker 1: He's got popeye forearms. Yeah, he's like he was like
Speaker 1: he was durable, tough, be like ouch and he was
Speaker 1: so like, man, how are the fuck you got that
Speaker 1: Chinese disease? And You're like what And he's like dragon ass,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I hate you so much. I was like,
Speaker 1: I've never heard that in my entire life. That's almost
Speaker 1: too stupid, drag. You got that Chinese disease? Dragon ass?
Speaker 1: And I'm like that is such a racist dad joke.
Speaker 1: But like, of course, but him, that was him.
Speaker 2: I was like, and then he hired a joke.
Speaker 1: Balfa would say or something he hired a meth addict. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he hired a methadic and I had to
Speaker 1: work with this meth addict that one time. I almost
Speaker 1: thought him because he put his finger and he is
Speaker 1: he was joking around his med finger, like he poked
Speaker 1: my temple. He was he would call everyone a dickhead
Speaker 1: and he would suck around a lot and he's all
Speaker 1: meth out and ship and he was like, fuck you, dick,
Speaker 1: and he poked me like really hard in the temple,
Speaker 1: and like I saw red for a second because I've
Speaker 1: never had someone do that.
Speaker 2: To me, and I was like, what the I'm gonna
Speaker 2: kill this one. But then I was like, he's a method.
Speaker 2: You can't kill him. You can't keep it, Beth. You'll
Speaker 2: come back stronger. He kill me with his myth straight
Speaker 2: One day, I came in because he met out in
Speaker 2: the bathroom pistol. He was coming down. He was in
Speaker 2: the corner on his desk in a fetal position, like.
Speaker 3: Like fucking gargoyle, and I was like, yo, are you good,
Speaker 3: and he's like, man, I'll just give me a minute,
Speaker 3: and like eventually the tim just sent a moment like dude,
Speaker 3: get the fuck out of get the fuck out of here,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, why did you hire a methadic I
Speaker 3: don't understand.
Speaker 2: He's clearly on meth. He said, his shirt says, I
Speaker 2: use meth. I'm currently on. I'm on me.
Speaker 1: He's fucking religious, like those people are, like meth heads
Speaker 1: are serious. Yeah, they're trying to If.
Speaker 2: You get on meth in general, you're already you already
Speaker 2: in a bad place.
Speaker 1: They're religious with their their ship. Yeah, yeah, no, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: They're trying to go to I don't even know they're
Speaker 1: trying to trying to go Methla ham.
Speaker 2: Fucking Methla halls.
Speaker 1: Oh but yeah, but methagar selling ship, selling shit. I
Speaker 1: think about actually frequently because I finally set up a
Speaker 1: lot of my toys on my computer. I sold this
Speaker 1: God of War three figure, uh because again to pay rent,
Speaker 1: and like, I can't find that.
Speaker 2: I'm they're around somewhere.
Speaker 1: I'll find it eventually, but I was like, damn, I've
Speaker 1: sold it only thinking like, oh, I'm sure I'll buy
Speaker 1: us again, and then they're just not on.
Speaker 2: They're not there anymore. I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: How come no store I've gone to has that ship anymore.
Speaker 2: I've sold so many games that I thought like I
Speaker 2: was done with to game stop and I should have
Speaker 2: held on to them.
Speaker 1: I would never sell It's usually always video games. My
Speaker 1: answer to this question is like pretty much every video
Speaker 1: game that I've ever sold them, like, why did.
Speaker 2: I do that?
Speaker 3: I don't own anything else every PS two. I've sold
Speaker 3: my PS two and all my games, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I want to kill myself.
Speaker 2: I have no clothes, I have no possessions sold, no reason.
Speaker 2: I have no reason to be alive anymore. I have nothing.
Speaker 2: I have not a damn thing that'd be cool. I'm
Speaker 2: creating that. That's Hato's coming in right now. I have
Speaker 2: to talk to you, my little cradles me.
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 2: Sheep, I'm gonna sheep. I remember, I remember? You know what?
Speaker 3: Meme has been going around a lot the do something
Speaker 3: for me and my life is yours. I'm seeing that
Speaker 3: in common sections everywhere, like oh, dexterto or whatever, do
Speaker 3: this in my life, like like it's also just like
Speaker 3: I'm glad see a lot of niggas giving love to
Speaker 3: the to the to the classics.
Speaker 1: You know, the old one before before he got all
Speaker 1: soft and ship before you like learned from his mistakes
Speaker 1: and yeah, I like I want more death and destruction.
Speaker 1: I hated old Kraados, but that's I didn't like the characters.
Speaker 2: I didn't like that. I don't like those kinds of characters.
Speaker 2: But it's fantastic. I like what he's like. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: know you like pussy as niggas. I know that's crazy.
Speaker 2: I mean it's not though, because it's true.
Speaker 3: What kind of pussy I like like all of them,
Speaker 3: like Whom's so you don't like anything, you don't like
Speaker 3: any of the strong, fucking angry characters.
Speaker 2: That I forget.
Speaker 4: Like a characters I like a storm wrath. I think
Speaker 4: it's Credos but worse probably actually.
Speaker 2: Upset.
Speaker 3: Jayalen loves that game game. The game is We did
Speaker 3: used to talk about it. I had a lot of
Speaker 3: fun with it, but it is one game you played
Speaker 3: only once. But I had a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: It looks cool. I like the boss battles are pretty cool.
Speaker 2: I like those three dynamics. I finding that booten nigga
Speaker 2: that fucking like people.
Speaker 3: Literally it's his finger into the world and then Asurra
Speaker 3: is holding it up, got his six arms. It starts
Speaker 3: punching it up and then you start button mashing and
Speaker 3: then he upper cuts it and it got started. Ex
Speaker 3: I'm like, bro, what is this game.
Speaker 2: Is so fucking crazy? Like it's like, what what happened?
Speaker 3: I love how angry is, but I was saying we
Speaker 3: were comparing that, like who's angry? Was it Credos or
Speaker 3: a Surra? But like I think Era because he's always
Speaker 3: angry sometimes yeah, cradles watched the chill, but God's fuck
Speaker 3: disass over that's all like by the game. I was like,
Speaker 3: he's angry because they fucking they literally.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get more boy. That's why he was angry
Speaker 2: more boy, booty.
Speaker 1: He's another question. Spider Man four, Rise of Rise of
Speaker 1: the Ribbling Ribbling. I don't know the red ribbling. I
Speaker 1: don't know what. I feel like, it's a I was
Speaker 1: like ribbed, like ribbed condoms or something. He says, Hey,
Speaker 1: they're wrizzler Mere and baby gronk Us. You can choose either.
Speaker 1: You can choose to either live as a dog for
Speaker 1: fifteen years or a house cat for thirty, after which
Speaker 1: you will revert back to your human state with all
Speaker 1: the knowledge you of obtained during that time which do
Speaker 1: you choose?
Speaker 2: What how old will I be? Is it from now?
Speaker 2: I guess yeah, because you're revert back like you just human?
Speaker 2: Or do you come back to your human at your age?
Speaker 1: You know, you become back to I think you just
Speaker 1: go back to how old you are.
Speaker 2: I'll be a cat probably, yeah, it would be a cat.
Speaker 2: Maybe I like dogs more, but I'd be a cat.
Speaker 1: I think cats seem like they would like I feel
Speaker 1: like it would be more fun to be a cat
Speaker 1: than it would be to be a dog, you know,
Speaker 1: like they're parkour shit, you know, they're the jump is crazy.
Speaker 2: Gloss of people's eyes up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you scratch people will make them like you. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's a wild shit cat.
Speaker 2: I want to go to the little baby and I
Speaker 2: want to close my little John. It's a little windpipe.
Speaker 2: I just want to do like the Ihanda hundred and
Speaker 2: slap bottle my clause A cat walloping someone's funny.
Speaker 1: There's actually a number of video games where you play
Speaker 1: as a cat, and that's the.
Speaker 2: Whole idea people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just well just like there's because they're stray, and
Speaker 1: then there was like I think there was one that
Speaker 1: was literally like a cat. Yeah, just like knock ship
Speaker 1: off of stuff. It's just it's just I think it's
Speaker 1: just more fun to be a cat. In general, dogs
Speaker 1: are cool. They're they're better companions, though, Like being a
Speaker 1: dog is so like they're so rigid. They can't really
Speaker 1: do as much. They're not even close to the degree.
Speaker 1: Not a cat, not a cat.
Speaker 2: But dogs pretty sterious creatures that it's not.
Speaker 1: As they're not as dexterous as I am.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 1: They literally can't rotate their wrists. Oh yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: they're not.
Speaker 2: They can't. They're not need.
Speaker 1: Is what I'm saying. That they literally, like I've seen
Speaker 1: cats like look at their palms.
Speaker 2: Just crazy. Well they just they they'll lick them, you know,
Speaker 2: they'll just yeah, but they'll also turn dogs and dogs
Speaker 2: can't do that. No, dogs are rigid.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you what I'm telling you, Like, I'm sure
Speaker 1: if you break your dog's wrists, maybe they'll be able
Speaker 1: to rotate them a little bit, you know. But like,
Speaker 1: I don't think do dogs even have wrists.
Speaker 2: I don't I think they do. They have the little
Speaker 2: Yes they do. They have knees, are they called? Of
Speaker 2: course they have knees which ones? What do you mean
Speaker 2: which one to have one set of knees?
Speaker 1: Listen to my listen to my question, which ones which dog?
Speaker 2: Or which knees? Which ones? Which ones? Which answer? I
Speaker 2: need to know where your parameters are question. I'd be
Speaker 2: a cat absolutely, like a million percent, like I could
Speaker 2: turn into it and don't turn into a dog than
Speaker 2: a cat. That's crazy. If I can turn into one,
Speaker 2: there's no boost.
Speaker 1: There's literally no boost anything. You get no stat boots
Speaker 1: by turning into a dog.
Speaker 2: Dogs can smell, the smells fucking outrages, and their hearing
Speaker 2: is outrageous too. I don't want Why would you want?
Speaker 1: Why would you want a good sense of smell and
Speaker 1: a good good sense of hearing you in loud confidence world, I.
Speaker 2: Don't think it's I don't think it's like that exactly.
Speaker 2: I think they can. I think so.
Speaker 1: I'd rather climb like a crazy amount of height and
Speaker 1: be able to suffer crazy fall damage personally, like like
Speaker 1: it seems like a way better toolkit to.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't want to because being a dog dogs are
Speaker 4: such leveled down wolves.
Speaker 1: You know, dogs are literally slaves basically, like there's really
Speaker 1: no they're ostensibly that's so are cats for the most
Speaker 1: part too.
Speaker 2: Cats aren't useful.
Speaker 1: Cats are specifically not slaves, like they're specific specifically meander outside.
Speaker 1: They're like, ah, he's outside doing whatever you want.
Speaker 2: I mean, but dogs are allies. That's some more allies, right,
Speaker 2: but there.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, is like you turning into a
Speaker 1: dog is most beneficial to the person looking after you
Speaker 1: that it is to you. I know, what do you
Speaker 1: get from being a dog outside of being severely limited pampered?
Speaker 2: So you get pampered by being a dog. Most people
Speaker 2: pamper the most. The vast majority of being particularly in America,
Speaker 2: beings in general don't have dogs that work.
Speaker 1: Something needs to be said right now. I don't know
Speaker 1: what it is, but you become brighter throughout the day,
Speaker 1: despite the fact that there's no natural light in here.
Speaker 2: Can I say it's not my brightness position, my bright
Speaker 2: insane position.
Speaker 3: I almost feel like there's something on that camera that
Speaker 3: was uh, that was changed because I don't remember this
Speaker 3: happening before.
Speaker 2: I didn't fuck with it at all. You may not have,
Speaker 2: but like it might have just you know defaulted. Is
Speaker 2: something Because the.
Speaker 1: Video starts the episode always starts off a Kingston in
Speaker 1: a shroud of darkness where fairly it's it's basically impossible
Speaker 1: to see him, and then row of darkness and then
Speaker 1: he's just now you're like the sun. But it doesn't
Speaker 1: make sense, is it these things that are brightening up
Speaker 1: over time like the light.
Speaker 2: That can't be My eyes would because we would also
Speaker 2: get hit by that too.
Speaker 1: Maybe, but maybe it's like a subtle level that we
Speaker 1: can't perceive what the camera does. It's so wis I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure it's just the there's probably like an auto
Speaker 1: funck and the heading probably on there.
Speaker 2: There's an auto thing that it's doing right now. My
Speaker 2: brain is not working, but you get what I'm trying
Speaker 2: to say, all right, Uh, I want to be a
Speaker 2: monkey there like a monkey. They're fucking so good at
Speaker 2: claiming I want to be a monkey, it's gross. I'll
Speaker 2: be a gorilla. Gorillas are just less cool. I want
Speaker 2: to way cool. I want to punch someone really hard,
Speaker 2: are really strong, but like that's all they got.
Speaker 3: That's sick as fuck, Like you don't what to be
Speaker 3: more agile. I would be eaten by a fucking eagle,
Speaker 3: like I'm good. Monkeys monkeys really under attacked by eagles
Speaker 3: that much. Is that really bro in trees?
Speaker 2: You can't go.
Speaker 1: They can't go three minutes without seeing an eagle barrel
Speaker 1: down on a monkey.
Speaker 2: A monkey into the and dropping. They just drop them.
Speaker 2: They fly him up and let go of.
Speaker 1: Why do you think there's no monkeys in force? Because really,
Speaker 1: horse aren't placed something?
Speaker 2: An't it? Because they're not meant are not in the
Speaker 2: jungles because if they were, there'd be no breaze. That
Speaker 2: is such a backwards way of validating me. There were
Speaker 2: monkies in the forest and the eagles ate them. But
Speaker 2: that's why there's monkeys and the doors the eagles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, the monkeys moved to the jungle because they
Speaker 1: were getting molested by the eagles in the forest.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: This is just this is taxonomy.
Speaker 2: If you open your brain a little bit to the
Speaker 2: rest of the world, it'd be a way smarter creature.
Speaker 2: I got a third eye, which you got you gotta
Speaker 2: you got a buttthole on your.
Speaker 1: Last last one, and then we'll get we'll get to
Speaker 1: the names.
Speaker 2: Alright.
Speaker 1: De Beer has wrote and he says, hey, Mandela effect
Speaker 1: the idea of and I am very gay.
Speaker 2: All those me.
Speaker 1: I think that's all, well, I don't know who's who. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess I gotta be the gay one, right, I
Speaker 1: feel like your Mandela effect.
Speaker 2: Why are you the gay one? I don'tunderstand.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I don't make that. I didn't
Speaker 1: write this anyway.
Speaker 2: He says. Be more pacific, He says, what is it?
Speaker 1: What is it that you would do? What is it
Speaker 1: that you would do to better your favorite games?
Speaker 4: I would add a canine companion. It's the most games
Speaker 4: would be better, actually, fighter can companion Red Dead two
Speaker 4: of the Red Dead two with a like a not
Speaker 4: dog me, what's the name of the dog? The dog
Speaker 4: from ruder good solid three or five? Oh geared dog,
Speaker 4: punk ass, punk ass, bitch as you dog.
Speaker 2: I gotta have a fucking imagine Red Dead with a
Speaker 2: little fucking hunting doggie that goes and malls the fun
Speaker 2: out of Native Americans, specifically, my casino, My god, he's
Speaker 2: not worried about his life.
Speaker 1: Oh no, my casino as he's getting malledo. He's not
Speaker 1: even referring to it becauseino it's just like the only
Speaker 1: it's the only word. They have four things that they love.
Speaker 1: That's how casino, how casino oriented.
Speaker 2: So disrespectful, but uh, Charles alone boy, he's only half.
Speaker 1: I would add an alternate camera to every game I
Speaker 1: think like I would. I would allow first person. Gears
Speaker 1: of War would have third person Halo I would like,
Speaker 1: I feel like they just give so much flexibility. But
Speaker 1: Resident Evil it's just so cool, I know, to be
Speaker 1: able to play that both ways. I haven't played the
Speaker 1: third person Resident Evil Village yet, but like, I'm totally
Speaker 1: into third person.
Speaker 3: I love it, except for uh, there you could you
Speaker 3: can tell there's it's designed for first person because like
Speaker 3: there's one scene where you're still in the opening village
Speaker 3: and there's one of those werewolf guys that's standing on
Speaker 3: top of like the rule and you just see him,
Speaker 3: so you're just walking up like oh boom instead of
Speaker 3: like walking and then he's.
Speaker 2: Like, man, you know that other thing? Third person horror
Speaker 2: so much? Sure, because people can't sneak up on me,
Speaker 2: then you can't sneak up behind me. So I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, now that's what.
Speaker 3: But I've never I didn't grow up with Resident Evil
Speaker 3: that way, so I never saw it that way. So
Speaker 3: seven to me, I was like, oh, this is cool,
Speaker 3: but this feels entirely like a different game than me.
Speaker 3: You know, this is not seem like Residentval at all
Speaker 3: to me. I mean I had some elements like that
Speaker 3: fucking old ass nigga walk busting through the walls with
Speaker 3: a shovel that the dad.
Speaker 2: Of the family alone. Yeah almost, Yeah, Harry busted through.
Speaker 1: That old man with the shovel and home alone. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's exactly did he bust through a wall? I think
Speaker 1: so remembering, I swear to god he busted through. I
Speaker 1: literally gave me the context why he would have busted
Speaker 1: through a wall. So it's when Kevin is being held
Speaker 1: up on the door, remember like at the end when
Speaker 1: the house is flood and he runs down the stairs
Speaker 1: and then he turns around and he thinks he has ryme,
Speaker 1: and then the bandaged that they're like ah, and then
Speaker 1: they hang up on the round and they're gonna be
Speaker 1: like He says like I'm gonna Joe. She's like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna bite your fingers off. Says that literally, and then
Speaker 1: and then the guy bursts and the shovel guy bursts
Speaker 1: out from the wall behind them and then hits them
Speaker 1: both the head with a shovel.
Speaker 2: I don't remember that that is literally, that's literally heads flat.
Speaker 3: I've seen the second one two trillion times. I've seen
Speaker 3: the first one maybe like a couple like I like.
Speaker 3: I like the second one so much more. I do
Speaker 3: to like buy a country mile.
Speaker 2: It is more funny to me. But the first one
Speaker 2: is a class because it's in New York. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: it recognize it.
Speaker 1: The pigeon lady, the.
Speaker 3: Brutaliate, the pigeon lady, that fucking the British lady, the
Speaker 3: brutality of that fucking.
Speaker 2: Of when they're in that abandoned apartment or whatever.
Speaker 3: The dude, the everything is death every single day that
Speaker 3: happens and should have killed them.
Speaker 1: And I was like, this is so much wild, like
Speaker 1: Home Alone with blood.
Speaker 2: Yes, dude, the first time I saw that ship, I
Speaker 2: laughed on on the podcast, I laughed uncontrollably. I remember
Speaker 2: his face from a third story. I think you brought
Speaker 2: that guy? Is he if he's alive. If he's alive,
Speaker 2: the word retarded fits the condition his brain would be in.
Speaker 1: Like, it depends on how it hits you, to be fair, No,
Speaker 1: yes it does. If it hits you in the jaw,
Speaker 1: then you're fine.
Speaker 2: Head talk about that. But you saw the mark on
Speaker 2: his forehead. Hit someone.
Speaker 1: On the temple, you're doing anywhere this part of.
Speaker 3: Your this is you're different, the hardest part of your skull.
Speaker 3: But it's not surviving a brick from that. And it's
Speaker 3: not like it's not sur it's it's not with the
Speaker 3: with force too, because the motherfucker threw it down. It's
Speaker 3: not like he just dropped it. He also kind of
Speaker 3: threw it down. And so that thing is cracking your
Speaker 3: skull pretty good.
Speaker 4: How scaffolds He needs to be all over New York
Speaker 4: City because of ship like that editing people. I wanted
Speaker 4: someone get video that's fucking crazy people bricks and hitting people.
Speaker 2: Uh, it's a video of I wonder what it is.
Speaker 2: No one brick it's actually it's a really insane video.
Speaker 1: But so, speaking of bricks hitting people, I have a video.
Speaker 1: It has had to do with bricks.
Speaker 2: Because it's this idea of falling in humans, I know,
Speaker 2: splattering all over the place. No, that'sh it's not funny.
Speaker 2: I can't watch that. I've heard a video of that.
Speaker 3: I was listening to the Cometown podcast and they were
Speaker 3: watching a clip, but I think it was laughing. No, no,
Speaker 3: It was actually very upsetting, and I think Nick was
Speaker 3: playing it to upset them. It was like one of
Speaker 3: those things.
Speaker 1: I just hearing it enough, some lady jumping off a
Speaker 1: building and then you hear the splatter of her body.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, that's what that sounds like.
Speaker 3: I wish I didn't know that, laugh because I'm uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: But it's always wondering about like horror films. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: they're probably there's people that did real research and they're
Speaker 3: they're all scarred.
Speaker 2: Now. Oh yeah, some not last of us.
Speaker 1: It was a game that they had people look up gore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, funk, what the fuck was it the last of us?
Speaker 1: To Oh man, I think it might have been last
Speaker 1: of us too, but like or a knack, you know,
Speaker 1: or astrobot maybe, like who.
Speaker 2: They look up real fucking gore for fucking ten dogs.
Speaker 1: Inside of a dog, look like, just so we can
Speaker 1: just have animate them better. Yeah, anyway, let's out of here.
Speaker 2: A little pot belly, this little doggies pot belly. Look
Speaker 2: at it it open.
Speaker 1: We're trying to get out of here at a reasonable time.
Speaker 1: Slim it down a little bit, especially especially when there's
Speaker 1: no story, you know what I mean, if it's just questions,
Speaker 1: we'll go through these at a reasonable pace.
Speaker 3: You know, a long time ago we said we're doing
Speaker 3: two episodes a week, that the episode should be.
Speaker 2: Smaller, Yeah, smaller, and then this somehow the last episode
Speaker 2: is almost four hours.
Speaker 1: Well we'll see man, all right, So we're gonna read
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Speaker 2: In fact, it's really funny. What is it? Just show
Speaker 2: it got to kill you? Yes, I don't know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. Why did that fell out in the front,
Speaker 2: but like, what the hell was happening before that? And
Speaker 2: then getting kicked out of heaven.
Speaker 4: It's crazy that person died in that video though. It's
Speaker 4: really sad the whole video. I saw the whole thing
Speaker 4: on YouTube. It was the person just uh they were
Speaker 4: they like hit it up. They they were drunk driving
Speaker 4: and they ran into a cop car and then one
Speaker 4: guy ran up the stairs of the building and to
Speaker 4: get away, he jumped off like the fucking building. And
Speaker 4: it's like, bro, what incarnation? Because one guy climbed down,
Speaker 4: the other guy decided.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't even I didn't even really get what
Speaker 1: the video was because he rammed the cop car and
Speaker 1: he was just like, yeah, that wasn't worth showing. Really,
Speaker 1: that wasn't even that way.
Speaker 4: He hit the floor in front of me. But you know, yeah,
Speaker 4: but you're warped obviously. Yes, I'm not warped.
Speaker 2: I'm fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, Okay, man, my sense of humor is as
Speaker 4: normal as anyone else's sure.
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Speaker 1: From family video?
Speaker 2: Where are.
Speaker 1: There's still family?
Speaker 2: That's all he's got.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, I don't want to do drugs or
Speaker 1: have kids young. They don't even have jet packs, and
Speaker 1: the the fucking Midwest still you know that it's bold,
Speaker 1: It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is, it is.
Speaker 1: It is genuinely insane, how behind they are where they
Speaker 1: just like they don't even they really don't even have
Speaker 1: jet packs and like a jet pack. Yeah, we all
Speaker 1: have jet packs. I mean it's a pretty common fucking thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have one too.
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Speaker 10: Is he saying, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce.
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Speaker 1: That's funcked up as they that's real, that is that's really.
Speaker 2: He tried to draw horses. Let me, I couldn't draw horse.
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Speaker 2: It would be like butter going to it. It'd be
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, I don't even know. It looks more like
Speaker 1: a dinosaur a dragon like looks more like a dragon. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: What the fuck.
Speaker 1: I can't draw a horse for ship. Apparently the horse
Speaker 1: is one of the hardest things to draw, though, even
Speaker 1: like from like artists, Sorry, artists don't draw horses.
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Speaker 2: Is it a horse?
Speaker 1: It looks like a fucking worms.
Speaker 2: Dude, that's not a horse. He didn't even try.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't believe that. I don't believe
Speaker 1: that you're that bad at drawing. I'm really because you
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Speaker 4: he's not hurting anyone with stupidity, that thing about how.
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Speaker 3: he only knows football because that's what he played Chad.
Speaker 3: Anytime they talk about anything else, he doesn't know anything.
Speaker 3: And I hate when he's commented and that the comments
Speaker 3: are just destroying him. I feel bad for him, but
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Speaker 3: I said, if I talking third person, you could, because
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Speaker 2: That's a good one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wish I had space to be. I don't
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Speaker 4: that's fair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I used to do it, was.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And it's under two and a half hours. Guys, that's
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Speaker 4: That's under three that is a half hours. That is
Speaker 4: a record for probably the last two years of the podcast.
Speaker 4: It's probably never gonna have it again. Yeah, so uh don't.
Speaker 2: I'll just say that, all right. I'm gay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're trying to we're just trying to catch up. Uh,
Speaker 1: get back on a normal schedule after yeah, in my show.
Speaker 2: Sorry about that. It's all right.
Speaker 1: I forgive us, I forgive us. See you guys, We'll
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