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Speaker 1: If you need a vacations called you're feeling kind of blue,

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get some no rings tied.

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Speaker 2: Nick's Fortey will do the work for you.

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Speaker 3: Time Rest five from Hollywood.

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Speaker 4: Rocor Gambell's Tide, The Washington Miracle that gives you the

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cleanest clothes in Town proudly presents the Red Skeleton Shock

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with Red Skeleton David Raws this Orchestralerne toddle Adlemeil, Pat mcgehan,

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and Zick Ryan will be me Rod o'codd from the

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Skeleton scrap Book of Satire a story entitled The Flight

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to London and it stars MGM's Lendley's.

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Speaker 3: Comedian Red Skeletons.

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Speaker 2: Should be Lynn Lez.

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Speaker 3: She Red just thinking a couple of hours will be

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on our way to London.

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Speaker 2: Way to London, I say, can I borrow shirt, shoes

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and stockness? Have anything? I got?

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Speaker 3: How you thinks for porthole? Well? Red, how do you

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like being in New York?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I think it's well, you know, New York is different

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from Hollywood. People in Manhattan seem to be in sect,

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to hurry, always rushing around. But back in Hollywood people

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don't seem to rush. They just lay there, try to

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get the license play to the car that hit him

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yet Yeah, I added lunch over to the automatic.

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Speaker 2: Over to the automatic. Wait, damn, a cowboy, I.

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Speaker 4: Can't read it.

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Speaker 2: I like the exclusive restly.

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Speaker 3: I like to eat there too. You know, it's fun

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putting a coin in the slot and opening a little

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glass door and taking your food out.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: When I got to the dessert, I ran out of chain,

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so I put in a lead slug in the pie slot.

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Speaker 3: You used the lead slug?

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Speaker 2: Did it worked? Yeah? I got a piece of lead. Fie.

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What have you been doing well?

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Speaker 3: I rode on the subway this morning.

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Speaker 2: Oh it was it crowded.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I was the only one on it.

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Speaker 2: You want to do something about your weight.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 2: It was a little embarrassing flying from California with you.

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Speaker 4: Why they had to put on an extra pair of

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wings on the plane, and then it had it factory

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to Kansas City.

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Speaker 2: When it got to Independence, it lifted its nose and

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went light up. I'll put that one in.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't read. This is in the proper

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place to bring this up. But next fall you're going

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on television. I was wondering whether.

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Speaker 2: You've got a place for me or not stop flicking

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my hand. Sure you're gonna go places, you better start.

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It's gonna be dark before you get there.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you're story because you didn't like the way they

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didn't make over you enough when you arrived in town.

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Speaker 2: Oh I wouldn't say that. Oh No, I wouldn't.

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Speaker 3: I would barely tis.

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Speaker 2: You know why I wouldn't say it. No, I read

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it at rehearsal. I don't like it, say read Have

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you noticed the time?

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Speaker 4: Our plane takes off for England in an hour and

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we've got to meet Georgia and Sylvie at the airport

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to be Yeah, you know I.

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Speaker 2: I still get her name every time I see it.

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Speaker 3: I think it's Sliva.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I say, I say things like that. He goes on.

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Speaker 3: He says, Hello, dear, hurry up, let's get going.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'll be right with you.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to put a quarter on the radio and

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maybe we can hear Dave Rose's orchestra and his latest

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recording of the syncopated.

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Speaker 6: Clock eighty clocks. You did say what you think of.

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Speaker 2: Baby class.

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Speaker 6: T shirt?

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Speaker 2: I wear the cleanest shirts in town. There isn't any.

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Speaker 4: Doubts that all my shirts are washed with tie cause

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when Tide's in dirts.

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Speaker 2: Out, tiede gets cloth clean than any soap, any soap

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yet soap.

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Speaker 1: You get the cleanest washed down with Tide.

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Speaker 7: Yes, ma'am seeing it, or just plane say it. Tide

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gives you the cleanest wash in town. The reason Tide

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is the amazing miracle product that not only gets ordinary

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dirt out of your clothes, but also removes dulling soap film.

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You see, We've tested Tide in the laboratory against all

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kinds of soaps, and the test results are always the same.

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Tide gets closed cleaner than any other washing products sold

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throughout America. But millions of you women have proved that

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washing and rinsing your own clothes, You've seen the Tide

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miracle in the cleaner clothes your children wear, Your cleaner

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sheets and towels. You've seen how kind tied is to

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your hands too. Next wash day, be sure you use

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tie and you hang up the cleanest wash in town.

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Speaker 8: I guess that any so you get the cleanest washing town.

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Fifty Dylan.

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Speaker 3: Ge boy, this LaGuardia Field, Is youre some airport?

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Speaker 4: I'll say, really a big place. I hope all of

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our gangs here. Hey, look they got a brass stand

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down here to give me a big Sindo.

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Speaker 3: I got news for you.

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Speaker 4: The band serenading San Fernando Retz. He's just getting on

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the plane there. Oh thank you, thank you, Louis a serenade.

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Guys playing like they hate patrol of my friends, and

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you are my friends. I have always said, not a

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friend in need is a friend in debt.

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Speaker 2: You'll never know what it does to me to.

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Speaker 4: See all you gathered here to bid me farewell when

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I'm not happy to see all you city officials present,

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the police Commissioner of the DA, the Funko squad. But

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don't worry, I'm getting out of town. Many of you

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may be wondering why I'm leaving this country. It is

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not because I expected to be arrested. It's not because

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I was running over city funds.

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Speaker 2: It ain't that serious. I'm just planning being.

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Speaker 3: Deported, that's right.

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Speaker 4: The purpose of this trip to go abroad is to

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report to you, fellow Americans, just what's coming off in Europe.

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Speaker 2: And when I get the.

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Speaker 4: Paris, I'll go to that police vigier every night. This

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is not a political trip. My expenses are not being

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paid by you.

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Speaker 2: Taxpayers. This is money I stole myself. Just remember I

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was born a poor boy, and I will die poor.

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Speaker 4: But in between I'm going to be as rich as

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I know how. I'll see that there are some of

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the gentlemen from the press and the ladies from the press.

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Speaker 2: Your honors.

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Speaker 8: I'm a reporter from the New York Bugle. Blow Now, really,

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my paper supported you in the last election.

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Speaker 2: Your editor thinks I'm a man from the office.

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Speaker 8: Huh oh, yes, indeed he has pictures of you all

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over the walls of his sadde self.

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Speaker 2: There's nothing like having a voter nuts a boxing.

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Speaker 4: You stand on the crime situation. In this contry, crime

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don't pay. Take it from me, Crime does not pay.

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I know I barely made expenses last year.

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Speaker 3: Well there goes San Fernando Redy.

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Speaker 2: I wonder where Georgia and your wife Sylvia. I keep

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saying that because your kids are just putting each other.

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Speaker 3: Well, stop worrying, Rad. They've got a half, are you saying?

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Look at that quaint little couple coming this way.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they look English. Look at him.

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Speaker 4: What a strange place to wear a monocle in the

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hole in his head, I say, old thing, I am

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not the thing.

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Speaker 2: My god, I'm Lord Jumpkins and this is Lady Jumpkin

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like like like white good night folks. Were a little later?

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Speaker 6: Does she bite?

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Speaker 2: I say, you guys really don't need money, and it's bad.

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I say, your face, your face, you look very, very familiar.

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I carry around with me all the time. Tell me something.

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Ain't you in the cinema? Ain't you in the.

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Speaker 4: Wats our Diplomatic Relation? Yes, I'm red skeleton Skeleton.

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Speaker 2: You say you're red skeleton.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you held that tamil hold you.

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Speaker 2: You must have come in handy during the airy.

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Speaker 3: Hey Red, don't look now.

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Speaker 2: But isn't that Willie Lump Lump and his wife over there?

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Really aren't you excited about going to Europe? Well, aren't you?

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Speaker 9: Aren't you?

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Speaker 2: Shet up?

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Speaker 10: You snuffed at me.

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Speaker 5: I'm hungry, kids, I'm made a quickly nasty mood today,

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A quickly nasty mood.

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Speaker 2: I got up on the wrong side of the gutter

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this morning.

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Speaker 4: Really, are you sure this is a gate for every

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board the plane?

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Speaker 2: Iron, Billy? What's gotten into you? Six martinis? I don't

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even need this plane. I can fly this clip for

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my role.

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Speaker 4: Now, Billy, you promised me that when we got to

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New York, you wouldn't touch a drop.

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Speaker 2: I didn't touch it.

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Speaker 7: I dh willy for two cents, I'd leave you right now.

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Speaker 2: What a time to be dead broken? Chance have a

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way away planning to Dare you talk to me that way?

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I like to live. Are you forgetting that?

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Speaker 8: I'm going to Europe because I inherited the title.

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Speaker 4: I am going to be one of the nobility.

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Speaker 2: People said I had no ability for an time.

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Speaker 3: Be known as Lady Loop Loop?

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Speaker 2: Lad, what is that a mystical title? You know what

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this means, don't you? You will have to shave off

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your mustage with my royal titles.

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Speaker 3: I'll also inherit.

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Speaker 4: The castle and a good deal of money, and if

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I die, it all.

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Speaker 2: Goes to you. Really, you're not listening to me.

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Speaker 8: What's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: That's the name of this sketch. I sneak and old your.

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Speaker 3: Board all right now?

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Speaker 4: Stop fidgeting. The gang will show up on time, I hope.

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So say, I want to who that guy has crossed

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behind those bushes over there? Why it's Cauliflower mcpug, the

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punchy fighter that's always hearing fellsand birds high cauliflowers, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Hurry, come behind the duck line with me. A flock

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of them are gonna come in for a land, and

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I'm getting ready to cute them. I'm gonna cute every

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one of them. I'm getting tired of looking in at him.

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Boy boi boie hooey, I'm gonna cute him a flower?

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Speaker 3: Are you nuts? There aren't any duck around here here?

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Speaker 4: He can.

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Speaker 2: What you're done?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 3: You geared them away?

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Speaker 2: I heck a beat on them.

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Speaker 4: Those weren't docks, those were jet planes. Didn't you see

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the fire shooting out of their tails?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 6: I thought somebody put too much thrown on them.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I wonder who could be phoning me at this hour?

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Speaker 3: If I get hold of yourself, Well, get hold of yourself.

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Speaker 2: Why am I trying to me down?

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Speaker 3: Cauliflower? Not changing the subject, but what are you doing

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at the airport?

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Speaker 2: And when you heard I'm going to fight in England?

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It's going to be quite an experience. I've never been

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knocked out.

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Speaker 3: With a britty geck.

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Speaker 6: Didn't you do?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 3: Do you think you'll like it? It's a'll be foggy

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in England.

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Speaker 2: I could deal right at home. I've been living in a.

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Speaker 6: Fog all my night.

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Speaker 2: The boy a flock I'm flew over that time. Hey,

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I'm flying over there, you tee. Personally, i'd read a walk.

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Speaker 4: I love to walk, you t because everythin I started fighting,

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I don't tell him I'm on my feet.

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Speaker 3: Well, you can't walk to England. Do you know how

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far away it is?

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Speaker 2: Well, it can't be too far. I can hear Big

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Ben awful Green.

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Speaker 3: Tell me who you gonna fight in England?

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Speaker 2: Oh, a pretty good boy. The title holder got.

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Speaker 1: Plenty rugged, plenty rugged to They call him a Bonnie

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Prince Charlie.

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Speaker 3: Bonnie Prince Charlie. He's only two years old.

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Speaker 2: I still think I can take him. Say, if you

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got too big, Tony, I want to tip this boy?

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Speaker 5: Here?

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Speaker 2: What boy?

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Speaker 3: I don't see any boy?

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Speaker 2: This guy carried my bag? Then can he keeps standing

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in the back of me rattling key though? I won't

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forget to tipping me. But he's a twenty king.

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Speaker 9: Every time I turned him in, he's never.

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Speaker 3: Did one of these days, they're gonna come after you

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with a butterfly and.

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Speaker 1: That you think I'm plenty huh, don't you kid your

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young boy, I'm not pointy at all.

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Speaker 3: What the public demands.

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Speaker 2: You to see the guy high room with that. For

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Tucker Boy, nothing gonna take him go. He a going

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this thing Every Saturday.

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Speaker 6: He takes hid.

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Speaker 5: Motor boat and he tied it on the back of

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each twiners, and he goes ten miles up.

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Speaker 6: To a lake.

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Speaker 2: And then all day long he goes in that motor

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boat two win fo two window. And when he comes

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home at night, he stopping with.

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Speaker 3: What's wrong with that? He ain't got no motor boat.

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Speaker 2: I know I went fishing in it the other day.

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Speaker 4: I'm a driver.

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Speaker 3: Oh nothing, mister Rhodes, your music has kept a kid July.

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Speaker 2: The public damasis. You know, mister RhoD The one I

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like the best was the medley from an He you good.

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Speaker 4: If you hate to wash dishes, then you're gonna love tide. Well,

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I really hate to wash dishes, especially having my hands

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in that greasy water.

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Speaker 7: Then lady, you are gonna love tide because when tide's

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in your dishpan, greasy water is out. Not only does

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tide cut grease amazingly, it seems to make grease disappear completely.

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That sudsy water stays so fresh and pleasant. Your hands

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will love it, and tide's mighty kind to your hands too. Yes,

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but I still hate all the time dish washing.

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Speaker 6: Cakes.

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Speaker 7: Lady, you're gonna love tide on that score too, because

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tide saves your time. You see, you don't have to

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wipe dishes with tide. Just rinsome, and they drain dry. Yes,

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and they're sparkling clean, cleaner than any soap will get them,

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with no soap film to dull them. Say, I guess

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as I am gonna love tide.

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Speaker 3: Well, you just try it.

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Speaker 7: You'll soon see how much easier, quicker, and pleasanter dish

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washing can be.

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Speaker 3: Remember, if you hate the wash, then you're gonna low tide.

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Look who's getting out of that cab? Junior and his mother?

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Speaker 4: Come on me right, run run, don't.

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Speaker 8: Rush me, Junior. I have to pay the cab driver. Besides,

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we have plan. He's time to catch our plane.

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Speaker 2: I'm not thinking about the plane. I'm thinking about our lives.

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Speaker 1: I put a fifteen spire cracker under that cracky driver's seat,

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and it's got a short.

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Speaker 3: Fuse on it.

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Speaker 2: Let's say that again. Kids, You put what way? Why

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I put that there? Let me let get out of here.

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But he still got his head caught in the glove compartment.

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Speaker 8: Junior, Really, how could you do such a thing?

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Speaker 2: Okay, do you really want to know? I happened to

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have another sixteenth firecracker. I mean, I'll just show you again.

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Give me that firecracker.

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Speaker 10: Look.

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Speaker 4: Look out, the feudis letting the short brought away, lady,

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Look my lafe.

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Speaker 2: Out of all the nerves. A growing man running around

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in his jot.

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Speaker 3: That doesn't.

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Speaker 2: There, Junior?

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Speaker 8: Now, how did you like that.

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Speaker 2: You had gunbagger? You always thank me so much. I

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don't know why I don't, Junior, run for your life.

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Speaker 3: One is broke lute from the.

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Speaker 9: Herd, jumping big pile of slab you j Why do

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you call me a big fat slob, your public madame dropper?

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Speaker 3: Well, folks, you'd better hurry and get on that plane.

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Speaker 8: Yes, and to make sure we get there, Junior, get in.

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Speaker 2: No, not again, Speer.

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Speaker 8: The plane is ready to leave.

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Speaker 2: I better run, but don't run so fast.

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Speaker 4: You can see the way I'm bouncing around inside this

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portable dogcake.

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Speaker 2: I knew I would wind up behind bars.

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Speaker 3: Well read everyone's aboard, but Georgia.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll have to.

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Speaker 2: Make the trip without her. I better get on the plane.

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George will have to catch the next flight out.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'll see that Ki gets on it. Red bon voyage.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know you, spokes Fanny.

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Speaker 3: I know you'll be a big success at the London.

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Speaker 2: I better be Oh, they'll start throwing soggy tea bags at.

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Speaker 3: Guy. Hate to see you go. Sure, gonna miss you.

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Speaker 2: It's our last program in season too. You know.

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Speaker 4: That's my time. I'll hey read the plane starting to

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taxi off ron right that plane, I'm right skelting.

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Speaker 2: I gotta get out of the bound me in my

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big mouth. I caught up with you, So it's gonna

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brought my overcoat along.

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Speaker 4: My sleeping bag is gonna get pretty cold riding tiggyback

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all the way to Englun on the.

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Speaker 2: Table of this plane. Repsholt, Ladies and gentlemen, I would.

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Speaker 4: Like to thank you, in behalf of Doctor and Gamble

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in the entire cast.

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Speaker 10: For allowing us to come into your living rooms every

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Sunday night. As you know, this is our last show

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of the season, and next season we'll be on in

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your living room. OHI Television and perhaps Radio two again

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thanks a lot, and we hope that we haven't said

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it done anything to offend you, and that we have

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respected the dignity of your home.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, and thanks for buying more and more.

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Speaker 3: Of the Wash Day Miracle Tide.

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Speaker 4: And this is Ron O'Connor reminding you of the Tide

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gets close cleaner than any other washing products sold throughout America.

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Speaker 3: That's why the cleanest washing down with the.

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Speaker 4: Don't forget We'll see you all again on the Red

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Skelvin's card Red Calvin is hurting.

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Speaker 2: The programs with the courtesy and let's go all the way.

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Speaker 3: That's the comedy writer's secret. That's boy Tomato