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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga Shark Media. He there, Shunny Mack with your daily

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<v Speaker 1>comedy news. Bert Kreischer is getting a quote unquote TV show.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why I put quote unquote. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what a TV show is. He's getting a Netflix show.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably a better way to phrase it. This one is

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<v Speaker 1>called Free Bert. In Free Bert, Bert finds himself in

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<v Speaker 1>uncharted territory when his daughters are accepted to an elite

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<v Speaker 1>Beverly Hills private school. When Bert's antics turn his family

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<v Speaker 1>into outcast, he decides to put on a shirt and

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<v Speaker 1>stifle his true nature to better fit in. Is it

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<v Speaker 1>me or is that sounding a little Kevin James? Like

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<v Speaker 1>I told you that Tom Sigor is doing lt Gray,

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<v Speaker 1>which feels Tom Sagora and the Machine Movie feels Bert Krescher.

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<v Speaker 1>This feels a little CBS sitcom Bert. Here's another log line.

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<v Speaker 1>Krayser will play a version of himself, a shirtless comedian,

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<v Speaker 1>party legend and perpetual wildcard. His daughters are accepted to

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<v Speaker 1>do an elite private school in Beverly Hills. When his

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<v Speaker 1>antek's turn in the family and ow Cassie decides to

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<v Speaker 1>put a shirt on. Blah blah blah, that's sounding a

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<v Speaker 1>little CBS Bert. I don't know, man, love you, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. We'll see. Jeff Ross explained how he got

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<v Speaker 1>Tom Brady to do the roast. Jeff told Howard Stern

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<v Speaker 1>I had seen Brady looking at my Instagram on Super

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<v Speaker 1>Bowl Sunday a few years ago. I was like, why

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<v Speaker 1>is Tom Brady on my Instagram? I had some jokes up.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's how he on wines before a big game

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<v Speaker 1>and then he wins. So I hit him up the

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<v Speaker 1>next day on Instagram, going, dude, it's time for roast.

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<v Speaker 1>You obviously love this stuff, he writes me back. We

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<v Speaker 1>start talking and it turns out my agent and his

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<v Speaker 1>agent work together, and we put a deal together to

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<v Speaker 1>do a roast. Netflix was like sure. I'm like, let's

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<v Speaker 1>elevate this whole thing, bring the roast back bigger. I

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<v Speaker 1>said to Tom right beforehand, why are you doing this?

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<v Speaker 1>And he goes, I love this kind of humor. People

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<v Speaker 1>are too snowflaky right now. It took so long because

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<v Speaker 1>he agreed that he retired and we were like, now's

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<v Speaker 1>our chance. Then he unretired. Then we had to wait

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<v Speaker 1>till he was done playing. Then he was going through

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<v Speaker 1>a divorce, Let's wait for that. Then Netflix was like,

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<v Speaker 1>our festival's next May, let's wait for that, and let's

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<v Speaker 1>do it live. So he was ready on the hook

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<v Speaker 1>when I brought up the live idea. There's the moment

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<v Speaker 1>in the Rose where Brady said, don't say that stuff

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<v Speaker 1>again after Jeff Ross made him a massage parlor joke

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<v Speaker 1>about Patriots owner Robert Kraft. Was Brady actually angry about

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<v Speaker 1>the joke? Jeff Ross said, I think Tom was checking

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<v Speaker 1>me the way a lawyer objects on behalf of a client,

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<v Speaker 1>even though they know it's kind of bull. I just

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<v Speaker 1>shrugged it off and kept going. Margaret Chow she's been

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<v Speaker 1>doing a lot of press and says she wishes Dave

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<v Speaker 1>Chappelle would not talk about the trans community and the

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<v Speaker 1>way that he does. He's such an authority on comedy,

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<v Speaker 1>people hold him in such high regard, but then when

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<v Speaker 1>he talks about the trans community in such an uneducated,

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<v Speaker 1>negative and destructive way, it's really painful. Taylor Thomlinson is

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<v Speaker 1>doing shows in Ireland. Talked to the Ireland press about

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<v Speaker 1>doing big arenas and said she's used to it now,

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<v Speaker 1>it's definitely a different muscle and a different cadence at

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<v Speaker 1>a different speed, but once you figure it out, I

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<v Speaker 1>think you have a good handle on it. I like

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<v Speaker 1>performing in all kinds of different rooms. I think my

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<v Speaker 1>favorite is probably on the smaller end. But you just

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<v Speaker 1>don't get to speak to as many people that way, unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's not the most effective way to tour at

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<v Speaker 1>this point. But I do love smaller rooms, especially when

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<v Speaker 1>I'm writing new material. I love Ireland. I've been twice now,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. Sometimes you go to certain places and you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>I can maybe live here, Taylor, I'm with you. I

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<v Speaker 1>did the exact same thing when I was there. I

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<v Speaker 1>was there in March, and I kind of want to

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<v Speaker 1>go back. And let me take kind of out of

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<v Speaker 1>the sentence. I do want to go back, Taylor says,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I feel that way about anywhere else.

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<v Speaker 1>When I do these European runs, I'm always sad I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have more time in Ireland. What's she doing now

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<v Speaker 1>that the TV show's over? And obviously touring comedy, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>working on a movie that would very much like to

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<v Speaker 1>get made, and I'm writing a book. But beyond that,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I've been very fortunate and I have an

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<v Speaker 1>incredible career that I'm so lucky to have. Asking for

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<v Speaker 1>more feels sort of greedy at this point. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>all at cherry on top as far as I'm concerned,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go at Costca tell the La Times, I think

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<v Speaker 1>I have like twelve agents or something, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>is that even a thing comes with leveling up? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>And not to quote Spider Man, but yeah, responsibility right.

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<v Speaker 1>She tells a story about her childhood. Her parents divorced

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<v Speaker 1>shortly after her birth in nineteen eighty eight. She lived

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<v Speaker 1>with her father, later moved in with her mother and grandmother.

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<v Speaker 1>Than when her mother started having mental health struggles, Otsgo's

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<v Speaker 1>grandmother moved to everyone to La to be closer to

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<v Speaker 1>the uncle. Grandma told eight year old Otsco they were

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<v Speaker 1>going on a two month vacation, but eight weeks turn

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<v Speaker 1>into years and Otsco started a wonder if she had

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<v Speaker 1>been kidnapped. She said she had a lot of questions,

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<v Speaker 1>like did grandma kidnap me? I also learned your gut

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<v Speaker 1>is off and right. Some podcasts for you to listen

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<v Speaker 1>to Mark Maron with Jordan Klepper that's been out for

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<v Speaker 1>a week now. That is really fantastic. I was checking

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<v Speaker 1>that out before my daughter's soccer game. You know, you

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<v Speaker 1>get there, you drop your daughter off, and then like

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<v Speaker 1>dad has to sit around for an hour before the game.

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<v Speaker 1>So sitting in the stands, listen to that one really good.

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<v Speaker 1>Maren pretty forceful at the opening about political stuff. I

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<v Speaker 1>covered that last week, and I also checked out that

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<v Speaker 1>Deadline podcast, the comedy Business one with I Guess Nate Berghezzi.

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<v Speaker 1>It try to be coined here. It's not produced well.

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell that nobody who's ever produced a podcast

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<v Speaker 1>is involved with that, or if they are, oh yike's

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<v Speaker 1>the levels aren't right, the eq isn't right. These are

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<v Speaker 1>just very basic things that someone like me could fix

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<v Speaker 1>for you in thirty seconds, not even doing a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of work. There are AI tools that'll fix both those things.

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<v Speaker 1>But it just sounded like we ought to do a podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone has a podcast and they jumped on Zoom and

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<v Speaker 1>they had published Deadline. You can do a little better there.

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<v Speaker 1>They're gonna get good guests because they're Deadline. The host

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<v Speaker 1>is also not up to the game as a programmer.

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<v Speaker 1>The note talk to me about topic is not a question,

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<v Speaker 1>that's just you have a list of punch things you

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<v Speaker 1>want to get to. And that's not a conversation. That's

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<v Speaker 1>you stop listening to the answer and you look at

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<v Speaker 1>your piece of paper and said, oh, ask him about

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<v Speaker 1>the amusement park. Talk to me about the amusement park.

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<v Speaker 1>Not really conversational. So from the program director's chair, the

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<v Speaker 1>Deadline podcast could be a little bit better content wise.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. I came away from it thinking, let me

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<v Speaker 1>put it this way. If you listen to my podcast

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<v Speaker 1>in ten years and I come on and I go,

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<v Speaker 1>remember when nateprigets he was going to do an amusement park.

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<v Speaker 1>That was crazy? What was he vegging? If I do

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<v Speaker 1>that ten years from now, that sounds about right right.

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<v Speaker 1>Just Nate is just talking about like, yeah, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>build a theme park in Nashville. Like that's nothing, and

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's gonna be like, oh, we got to go to Nateland.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he's famous, But is he famous famous? Are

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<v Speaker 1>we booking a vacation in Nateland? Or is it we

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<v Speaker 1>happen to be in Nashville? What should we do on

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<v Speaker 1>Tuesday afternoon? I don't want to go see Nateland. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Man. He also gets into how he's just

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<v Speaker 1>going to walk away from comedy touring and how no

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<v Speaker 1>one believes him. I'm going to jump over here to

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<v Speaker 1>the group of people who doesn't believe him, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna stand over there so you can listen to that thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's basically the same themes that I've been telling about

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<v Speaker 1>on this show. It's the usual Nate press of where

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<v Speaker 1>he is right now building out nate Land Enterprises. Now

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<v Speaker 1>that is a good thing. Someday I'm gonna come on

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<v Speaker 1>this show and tell you Big Media Company has purchased

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<v Speaker 1>Nateland Entertainment for four billion dollars. Like he's really smart

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<v Speaker 1>with that stuff. But a theme park, I don't know, man, anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>check those out, all right. If you're a comedian, you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta be hawking a beer or you're gonna get left behind.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got Colin Jos hawking Blue Moon, Shane Gillis, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>but Light Now, Marcelo Hernandez, he's teamed up with Miller

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<v Speaker 1>Light Now, Johnny Mack. It can be a beer snob,

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<v Speaker 1>but sometimes I just like a basic light beer, and

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<v Speaker 1>Miller Lte is my choice of light beers. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>doing an ad here. I just happen to really like

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<v Speaker 1>a cold Miller Light. You can make fun of me

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<v Speaker 1>in the school yard and then I'll be like, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's order a Maxisin triple stout beers knob sometimes sound

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<v Speaker 1>like a nice called Miller Light. Anyway. Marcelo Hernandez is

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<v Speaker 1>now part of an ad campaign. They've released a twenty

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<v Speaker 1>second commercial styled after a sports draft, announcing Marcelo Hernandez

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<v Speaker 1>as its first pick and a fictional twenty twenty five lineup.

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<v Speaker 1>We see Marcello wearing sunglasses, sitting next to his mom.

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<v Speaker 1>He's excited when his name is called. He takes the stage.

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<v Speaker 1>He lifts up a Miller Lite jersey and a beer bottle.

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<v Speaker 1>The chiron says he's from Miami, Florida and height is

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<v Speaker 1>five eight, and we see that five six has crossed out.

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<v Speaker 1>Miller Light captioned the clip Welcome to the original Light

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<v Speaker 1>Beer Team. Marcelo does not speak in the clip, and

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<v Speaker 1>I imagine if he did, he would just do that

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<v Speaker 1>one character that he does in everything he does. Right

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<v Speaker 1>And from the Moscow Times, your home for comedy news,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a little scary, they write. Russia's former space

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<v Speaker 1>chief dmet You Ragozen threaten to send a group of

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<v Speaker 1>young comedians to the war in Ukraine after they mocked

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<v Speaker 1>his PhD dissertation on a TV show. The former Space

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<v Speaker 1>Chief said he was sent a clip from a recent

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<v Speaker 1>broadcast of the Cavyn comedy game show, where teams compete

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<v Speaker 1>for the title of Russia's Funniest and most inventive club.

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<v Speaker 1>In the sketch that he's mad at a member of

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<v Speaker 1>the team joke that the Space Chief had written in

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<v Speaker 1>his dissertation that one doesn't swap the cosmos for a chick.

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<v Speaker 1>The Space Chief went on his telegram channel and said,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll take them to the front line and wish them

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<v Speaker 1>good luck and battle, and when they return, we'll laugh

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<v Speaker 1>together at their unfortunate, unfunny and vulgar joke. Mister Rigozan

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<v Speaker 1>has a PhD in engineering and focus on weapons theory.

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<v Speaker 1>In his post, he claimed to know which military enlistment

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<v Speaker 1>office the Cave and team members are registered with, and

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<v Speaker 1>said it was awaiting the name of their joke writer,

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<v Speaker 1>who he described as a talentless punk will teach them everything,

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<v Speaker 1>including a sense of humor. The next day, he apparently

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<v Speaker 1>had calmed down and said that the comedians are of

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<v Speaker 1>no interest to us due to their intellectual immaturity. They

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<v Speaker 1>may be good for silly jokes, but not for defending

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<v Speaker 1>the motherland. That's your company is for today. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want any part of that. I'm just telling what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Do I have to pick sides? Bragozen's right, one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>percent right. I'm with that dude. See to morrow.