Speaker 1: Callaroga Shark Media. He there, Shunny Mack with your daily
Speaker 1: comedy news. Bert Kreischer is getting a quote unquote TV show.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I put quote unquote. You know
Speaker 1: what a TV show is. He's getting a Netflix show.
Speaker 1: Probably a better way to phrase it. This one is
Speaker 1: called Free Bert. In Free Bert, Bert finds himself in
Speaker 1: uncharted territory when his daughters are accepted to an elite
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills private school. When Bert's antics turn his family
Speaker 1: into outcast, he decides to put on a shirt and
Speaker 1: stifle his true nature to better fit in. Is it
Speaker 1: me or is that sounding a little Kevin James? Like
Speaker 1: I told you that Tom Sigor is doing lt Gray,
Speaker 1: which feels Tom Sagora and the Machine Movie feels Bert Krescher.
Speaker 1: This feels a little CBS sitcom Bert. Here's another log line.
Speaker 1: Krayser will play a version of himself, a shirtless comedian,
Speaker 1: party legend and perpetual wildcard. His daughters are accepted to
Speaker 1: do an elite private school in Beverly Hills. When his
Speaker 1: antek's turn in the family and ow Cassie decides to
Speaker 1: put a shirt on. Blah blah blah, that's sounding a
Speaker 1: little CBS Bert. I don't know, man, love you, I
Speaker 1: don't know. We'll see. Jeff Ross explained how he got
Speaker 1: Tom Brady to do the roast. Jeff told Howard Stern
Speaker 1: I had seen Brady looking at my Instagram on Super
Speaker 1: Bowl Sunday a few years ago. I was like, why
Speaker 1: is Tom Brady on my Instagram? I had some jokes up.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's how he on wines before a big game
Speaker 1: and then he wins. So I hit him up the
Speaker 1: next day on Instagram, going, dude, it's time for roast.
Speaker 1: You obviously love this stuff, he writes me back. We
Speaker 1: start talking and it turns out my agent and his
Speaker 1: agent work together, and we put a deal together to
Speaker 1: do a roast. Netflix was like sure. I'm like, let's
Speaker 1: elevate this whole thing, bring the roast back bigger. I
Speaker 1: said to Tom right beforehand, why are you doing this?
Speaker 1: And he goes, I love this kind of humor. People
Speaker 1: are too snowflaky right now. It took so long because
Speaker 1: he agreed that he retired and we were like, now's
Speaker 1: our chance. Then he unretired. Then we had to wait
Speaker 1: till he was done playing. Then he was going through
Speaker 1: a divorce, Let's wait for that. Then Netflix was like,
Speaker 1: our festival's next May, let's wait for that, and let's
Speaker 1: do it live. So he was ready on the hook
Speaker 1: when I brought up the live idea. There's the moment
Speaker 1: in the Rose where Brady said, don't say that stuff
Speaker 1: again after Jeff Ross made him a massage parlor joke
Speaker 1: about Patriots owner Robert Kraft. Was Brady actually angry about
Speaker 1: the joke? Jeff Ross said, I think Tom was checking
Speaker 1: me the way a lawyer objects on behalf of a client,
Speaker 1: even though they know it's kind of bull. I just
Speaker 1: shrugged it off and kept going. Margaret Chow she's been
Speaker 1: doing a lot of press and says she wishes Dave
Speaker 1: Chappelle would not talk about the trans community and the
Speaker 1: way that he does. He's such an authority on comedy,
Speaker 1: people hold him in such high regard, but then when
Speaker 1: he talks about the trans community in such an uneducated,
Speaker 1: negative and destructive way, it's really painful. Taylor Thomlinson is
Speaker 1: doing shows in Ireland. Talked to the Ireland press about
Speaker 1: doing big arenas and said she's used to it now,
Speaker 1: it's definitely a different muscle and a different cadence at
Speaker 1: a different speed, but once you figure it out, I
Speaker 1: think you have a good handle on it. I like
Speaker 1: performing in all kinds of different rooms. I think my
Speaker 1: favorite is probably on the smaller end. But you just
Speaker 1: don't get to speak to as many people that way, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: so it's not the most effective way to tour at
Speaker 1: this point. But I do love smaller rooms, especially when
Speaker 1: I'm writing new material. I love Ireland. I've been twice now,
Speaker 1: you know. Sometimes you go to certain places and you're like,
Speaker 1: I can maybe live here, Taylor, I'm with you. I
Speaker 1: did the exact same thing when I was there. I
Speaker 1: was there in March, and I kind of want to
Speaker 1: go back. And let me take kind of out of
Speaker 1: the sentence. I do want to go back, Taylor says,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I feel that way about anywhere else.
Speaker 1: When I do these European runs, I'm always sad I
Speaker 1: don't have more time in Ireland. What's she doing now
Speaker 1: that the TV show's over? And obviously touring comedy, I'm
Speaker 1: working on a movie that would very much like to
Speaker 1: get made, and I'm writing a book. But beyond that,
Speaker 1: I think I've been very fortunate and I have an
Speaker 1: incredible career that I'm so lucky to have. Asking for
Speaker 1: more feels sort of greedy at this point. So it's
Speaker 1: all at cherry on top as far as I'm concerned,
Speaker 1: let's go at Costca tell the La Times, I think
Speaker 1: I have like twelve agents or something, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: is that even a thing comes with leveling up? Right?
Speaker 1: And not to quote Spider Man, but yeah, responsibility right.
Speaker 1: She tells a story about her childhood. Her parents divorced
Speaker 1: shortly after her birth in nineteen eighty eight. She lived
Speaker 1: with her father, later moved in with her mother and grandmother.
Speaker 1: Than when her mother started having mental health struggles, Otsgo's
Speaker 1: grandmother moved to everyone to La to be closer to
Speaker 1: the uncle. Grandma told eight year old Otsco they were
Speaker 1: going on a two month vacation, but eight weeks turn
Speaker 1: into years and Otsco started a wonder if she had
Speaker 1: been kidnapped. She said she had a lot of questions,
Speaker 1: like did grandma kidnap me? I also learned your gut
Speaker 1: is off and right. Some podcasts for you to listen
Speaker 1: to Mark Maron with Jordan Klepper that's been out for
Speaker 1: a week now. That is really fantastic. I was checking
Speaker 1: that out before my daughter's soccer game. You know, you
Speaker 1: get there, you drop your daughter off, and then like
Speaker 1: dad has to sit around for an hour before the game.
Speaker 1: So sitting in the stands, listen to that one really good.
Speaker 1: Maren pretty forceful at the opening about political stuff. I
Speaker 1: covered that last week, and I also checked out that
Speaker 1: Deadline podcast, the comedy Business one with I Guess Nate Berghezzi.
Speaker 1: It try to be coined here. It's not produced well.
Speaker 1: I can tell that nobody who's ever produced a podcast
Speaker 1: is involved with that, or if they are, oh yike's
Speaker 1: the levels aren't right, the eq isn't right. These are
Speaker 1: just very basic things that someone like me could fix
Speaker 1: for you in thirty seconds, not even doing a lot
Speaker 1: of work. There are AI tools that'll fix both those things.
Speaker 1: But it just sounded like we ought to do a podcast.
Speaker 1: Everyone has a podcast and they jumped on Zoom and
Speaker 1: they had published Deadline. You can do a little better there.
Speaker 1: They're gonna get good guests because they're Deadline. The host
Speaker 1: is also not up to the game as a programmer.
Speaker 1: The note talk to me about topic is not a question,
Speaker 1: that's just you have a list of punch things you
Speaker 1: want to get to. And that's not a conversation. That's
Speaker 1: you stop listening to the answer and you look at
Speaker 1: your piece of paper and said, oh, ask him about
Speaker 1: the amusement park. Talk to me about the amusement park.
Speaker 1: Not really conversational. So from the program director's chair, the
Speaker 1: Deadline podcast could be a little bit better content wise.
Speaker 1: You know. I came away from it thinking, let me
Speaker 1: put it this way. If you listen to my podcast
Speaker 1: in ten years and I come on and I go,
Speaker 1: remember when nateprigets he was going to do an amusement park.
Speaker 1: That was crazy? What was he vegging? If I do
Speaker 1: that ten years from now, that sounds about right right.
Speaker 1: Just Nate is just talking about like, yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: build a theme park in Nashville. Like that's nothing, and
Speaker 1: everyone's gonna be like, oh, we got to go to Nateland.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's famous, But is he famous famous? Are
Speaker 1: we booking a vacation in Nateland? Or is it we
Speaker 1: happen to be in Nashville? What should we do on
Speaker 1: Tuesday afternoon? I don't want to go see Nateland. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Man. He also gets into how he's just
Speaker 1: going to walk away from comedy touring and how no
Speaker 1: one believes him. I'm going to jump over here to
Speaker 1: the group of people who doesn't believe him, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna stand over there so you can listen to that thing.
Speaker 1: It's basically the same themes that I've been telling about
Speaker 1: on this show. It's the usual Nate press of where
Speaker 1: he is right now building out nate Land Enterprises. Now
Speaker 1: that is a good thing. Someday I'm gonna come on
Speaker 1: this show and tell you Big Media Company has purchased
Speaker 1: Nateland Entertainment for four billion dollars. Like he's really smart
Speaker 1: with that stuff. But a theme park, I don't know, man, anyway,
Speaker 1: check those out, all right. If you're a comedian, you
Speaker 1: gotta be hawking a beer or you're gonna get left behind.
Speaker 1: We've got Colin Jos hawking Blue Moon, Shane Gillis, of course,
Speaker 1: but Light Now, Marcelo Hernandez, he's teamed up with Miller
Speaker 1: Light Now, Johnny Mack. It can be a beer snob,
Speaker 1: but sometimes I just like a basic light beer, and
Speaker 1: Miller Lte is my choice of light beers. I'm not
Speaker 1: doing an ad here. I just happen to really like
Speaker 1: a cold Miller Light. You can make fun of me
Speaker 1: in the school yard and then I'll be like, all right,
Speaker 1: let's order a Maxisin triple stout beers knob sometimes sound
Speaker 1: like a nice called Miller Light. Anyway. Marcelo Hernandez is
Speaker 1: now part of an ad campaign. They've released a twenty
Speaker 1: second commercial styled after a sports draft, announcing Marcelo Hernandez
Speaker 1: as its first pick and a fictional twenty twenty five lineup.
Speaker 1: We see Marcello wearing sunglasses, sitting next to his mom.
Speaker 1: He's excited when his name is called. He takes the stage.
Speaker 1: He lifts up a Miller Lite jersey and a beer bottle.
Speaker 1: The chiron says he's from Miami, Florida and height is
Speaker 1: five eight, and we see that five six has crossed out.
Speaker 1: Miller Light captioned the clip Welcome to the original Light
Speaker 1: Beer Team. Marcelo does not speak in the clip, and
Speaker 1: I imagine if he did, he would just do that
Speaker 1: one character that he does in everything he does. Right
Speaker 1: And from the Moscow Times, your home for comedy news,
Speaker 1: this is a little scary, they write. Russia's former space
Speaker 1: chief dmet You Ragozen threaten to send a group of
Speaker 1: young comedians to the war in Ukraine after they mocked
Speaker 1: his PhD dissertation on a TV show. The former Space
Speaker 1: Chief said he was sent a clip from a recent
Speaker 1: broadcast of the Cavyn comedy game show, where teams compete
Speaker 1: for the title of Russia's Funniest and most inventive club.
Speaker 1: In the sketch that he's mad at a member of
Speaker 1: the team joke that the Space Chief had written in
Speaker 1: his dissertation that one doesn't swap the cosmos for a chick.
Speaker 1: The Space Chief went on his telegram channel and said,
Speaker 1: we'll take them to the front line and wish them
Speaker 1: good luck and battle, and when they return, we'll laugh
Speaker 1: together at their unfortunate, unfunny and vulgar joke. Mister Rigozan
Speaker 1: has a PhD in engineering and focus on weapons theory.
Speaker 1: In his post, he claimed to know which military enlistment
Speaker 1: office the Cave and team members are registered with, and
Speaker 1: said it was awaiting the name of their joke writer,
Speaker 1: who he described as a talentless punk will teach them everything,
Speaker 1: including a sense of humor. The next day, he apparently
Speaker 1: had calmed down and said that the comedians are of
Speaker 1: no interest to us due to their intellectual immaturity. They
Speaker 1: may be good for silly jokes, but not for defending
Speaker 1: the motherland. That's your company is for today. I don't
Speaker 1: want any part of that. I'm just telling what's going on.
Speaker 1: Do I have to pick sides? Bragozen's right, one hundred
Speaker 1: percent right. I'm with that dude. See to morrow.