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Speaker 3: Why people think that Lindsey married you for your money?
Speaker 3: Because she didn't marry you for you?
Speaker 2: Sir, No, you don't know what's you know what's interesting?
Speaker 2: Every you know she has more money than I do.
Speaker 2: She does not why she's done like that? Oh she
Speaker 2: does not.
Speaker 1: Oh she her parents have money.
Speaker 2: Well okay, but she's an only child. She's an only
Speaker 2: child there very much alive. Not when I finish with them.
Speaker 2: They're not.
Speaker 1: Your full craft, Candle.
Speaker 2: Okay, no I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 1: God.
Speaker 2: I hate that, you know, just because she's eighteen, you
Speaker 2: drive me completely nuts. Okay, there's my coffee. Oh today,
Speaker 2: I was just talking to Michelle, who is in for
Speaker 2: and today hands back. On Monday, Gary and Shannon are
Speaker 2: up in Lancaster again once a year. They do that,
Speaker 2: Michelle Bravery every year and it's uh and people because
Speaker 2: it's not so much Gary but it is Shannon.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: They invite everybody to come up there starting at ten
Speaker 2: o'clock and by ten thirty. Everybody is falling down drunk.
Speaker 2: They're staggering away and I'm talking about like nine to
Speaker 2: thirty in the morning. Yeah, drink responsibly, yeah, God, in
Speaker 2: Shannon world, they drink responsibly. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think Shannon drinks anymore seriously.
Speaker 5: So they we did a dry month for something, but
Speaker 5: they still don't.
Speaker 2: They have the you know, one of their giveaways, a
Speaker 2: little contests of vomitron. No where everybody drinks enough so
Speaker 2: you start peaking.
Speaker 1: That's gross, Okay.
Speaker 2: Uh, fair enough. It's a good morning. Where let me
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Speaker 4: On on see God, I'll get there all right, guys, Amy,
Speaker 4: good morning, Hi Bill, Hell Lou and Cono never leaving
Speaker 4: never good never, Good morning Michelle, Thanks as always, because
Speaker 4: Michelle wakes up at the crack of the middle of
Speaker 4: the night and comes here.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 5: And it was very exciting this morning because there was
Speaker 5: a fire drill that so I had to evacuate.
Speaker 1: If I was the only one.
Speaker 2: Here, fire drill will where I don't know, into the station.
Speaker 5: The alarm started going up, and I had to go
Speaker 5: down the stairs and I went outside and I stood
Speaker 5: there and I saw the strobes going off and there
Speaker 5: was nobody came around and there was a fire truck
Speaker 5: down there. But apparently there was nothing to worry about, because.
Speaker 2: You know, we've done this before, and that is when
Speaker 2: you're tired of being here and you want to go
Speaker 2: home during a shift, all you do is take a
Speaker 2: match and hold it up to the little monitor, boom,
Speaker 2: and you're out the door. No one's done that for
Speaker 2: a while.
Speaker 5: I was the only one here in the building, so
Speaker 5: it wasn't me, which is funny that you went outside
Speaker 5: I did.
Speaker 3: Who doesn't one here?
Speaker 2: There's no fire marshals, there's nobody.
Speaker 6: I would have like sniffed around and said, I don't
Speaker 6: smell anything. I'm good.
Speaker 2: Although we're still in the you know, we if you're
Speaker 2: on the air, you stay on the air. If it's
Speaker 2: a drill. If it's a drill, they leave you on
Speaker 2: the air. But you have to be in the studio,
Speaker 2: I mean physically in the studio. So what ends up
Speaker 2: happening during fire drill? It's like, you know, fire marshal
Speaker 2: comes around. It's like got Grand Central station during rush hour.
Speaker 2: Here in the studio you can't move because there's so
Speaker 2: many people here. All right, and then Neil, good morning.
Speaker 1: Neil, Good morning, Willie Wolf.
Speaker 2: All right, let's do it, guys. Time for handle on
Speaker 2: the news with Amy Neil me and let me go
Speaker 2: grab the coffy and put this up and turn the
Speaker 2: microphone on. Here we go the lead story. Let's go, Well,
Speaker 2: that Cessna that crashed in near San Diego, well actually
Speaker 2: in San Diego, right outside the airport maybe half a
Speaker 2: mile and it is that whole neighborhood. That video I
Speaker 2: think went around the world because there was jet fuel
Speaker 2: that just went for hundreds of yards and it looked
Speaker 2: like there was a massive explosion there. I mean, it
Speaker 2: was crazy. No one on there on the ground was killed.
Speaker 2: All six people in the airplane were killed, of course.
Speaker 2: And it was a Sessa five point fifty. That is
Speaker 2: a neat airplane that was it could be the fastest
Speaker 2: private plane in the sky.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: It's a monster that just goes so quickly and those
Speaker 2: huge engines, so it carries a lot of fuel.
Speaker 3: And if you heard the conspiracy theories because it was
Speaker 3: a military housing neighborhood, and I heard some people are
Speaker 3: so stupid. There was one that was saying that it
Speaker 3: was a fuse that was lit. Look at the way
Speaker 3: and it was obviously fuel that was on fire. People
Speaker 3: just are looking for reasons for conspiracies.
Speaker 1: Just a sad, sad accident.
Speaker 6: Anyway, the US Senate has blocked California's EV mandate. The
Speaker 6: Senate voted to bar California's landmark plan to end the
Speaker 6: sale of gas only vehicles by twenty thirty five. Of course,
Speaker 6: they announced that plan in twenty twenty, requiring that by
Speaker 6: twenty twenty five at least eighty percent of new cars
Speaker 6: sold be electric and up to twenty percent be plug
Speaker 6: in hybrid models, so no gas cars could be sold
Speaker 6: as new cars by twenty thirty five. Governor Newsom has
Speaker 6: responded saying the Senate vote is illegal, saying the action
Speaker 6: would cost California taxpayers forty five billion dollars in additional
Speaker 6: healthcare costs. He says, We're going to fight this constitutional
Speaker 6: attack on California in court.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to do more about that on at
Speaker 2: seven o'clock. And I don't know where the governor where
Speaker 2: this lawsuit is going. I really don't. It is Congress
Speaker 2: ended up doing this. It is called the Big Beautiful
Speaker 2: No Evs for You Act, and we are I'm going
Speaker 2: to talk about that because this is where usually the
Speaker 2: Trump administration she can argue it has no authority. It
Speaker 2: has authority. Here Congress has authority. So that's coming up
Speaker 2: at seven o'clock.
Speaker 3: We have stopped having politics and normal discussions and now
Speaker 3: are playing just a big game of tic tac toe,
Speaker 3: because not only is that a block, this is a block.
Speaker 3: You have a federal judge in Boston has now blocked
Speaker 3: the Trump administration from attempting to dismantle the Department of Education.
Speaker 3: This US District judge, and for those playing the home game,
Speaker 3: was a Biden appointee. By the way, Judge Meong June
Speaker 3: is what I'm going with issued a preliminary and judge
Speaker 3: yesterday the bar is the Trump administration from firing half
Speaker 3: the Department of Education's workforce. And this is the first
Speaker 3: time a federal judge has determined that the Trump administration
Speaker 3: sweeping changes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was interesting. So the judge during the hearing
Speaker 2: right and in the end decided to block the department
Speaker 2: being dismantled. The administration argued that the efforts to reduce
Speaker 2: the Department of Education would make it more efficient. Therefore,
Speaker 2: that's separate from Trump's vow to abolish the department, even
Speaker 2: though as people were being fired, he said, we are
Speaker 2: abolishing the department, and Linda McMahon Department of who is
Speaker 2: head of the Department of Education, is under orders from
Speaker 2: the President to abolish the apartment department. And Judge Hewn said, no, no,
Speaker 2: you can't argue that this is merely to make it
Speaker 2: more efficient. What you're doing is you're dismantling it, disingenuous.
Speaker 2: Don't you think now can the president do that? I
Speaker 2: think so, yeah, unless Congress. It was established by Congress.
Speaker 2: So there's the argument, and it's the same argument across
Speaker 2: the board with all of these lawsuits. Is the president
Speaker 2: going beyond what the law allows the president to do
Speaker 2: a lot of these decisions Congress must pass them, and
Speaker 2: he is bypassing Congress and arguing that he can do
Speaker 2: this with an executive decision executive order. Congress is saying yes,
Speaker 2: but they're not paying they're not passing the specific laws
Speaker 2: that allow the president to do this. So it is
Speaker 2: an unbridled argument that the president has just free reign
Speaker 2: to start to stop, to basically do anything he wants,
Speaker 2: and the Republican Congress saying yes, that's true. That's what
Speaker 2: all these lawsuits are about.
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, Harvard is suing the Trump administration. They just
Speaker 6: announced that this morning after the administration yesterday announced that
Speaker 6: it was revoking Harvard's ability to enroll international students. Pullman
Speaker 6: Security Secretary Christy Noams said Harvard can no longer enroll
Speaker 6: foreign students in existing foreign students have to transfer or
Speaker 6: lose their legal status, apparently because of the university's refusal
Speaker 6: to turn over conduct records of foreign students requested by
Speaker 6: DHS last month.
Speaker 2: This is a really interesting one because look at the
Speaker 2: different sides on this one. Does the administration have the
Speaker 2: right to go in and say, we want to see
Speaker 2: what you're doing with students, We want to see what
Speaker 2: is said, we want to see any discipline, we want
Speaker 2: to see your policies. Because the argument is that students
Speaker 2: that are practicing anti Semitic moves in there, holding rallies
Speaker 2: and issuing statements, etc. Are they discriminatory anti semitic and
Speaker 2: Harvard and Innistration wants to know and it's for I
Speaker 2: guess national security purposes or so they're going to argue.
Speaker 2: On the other hand, Harvard is saying, wait a minute,
Speaker 2: First of all, you have a First Amendment issue. Let's
Speaker 2: start with that. Second of all, this is arbitrary and capricious.
Speaker 2: While the government probably has the right to do what
Speaker 2: it does if it were a legitimate argument, I think
Speaker 2: then Harvard says, wait a minute, you're tagging us. That's
Speaker 2: what you're doing. It's capricious because you don't like our philosophy,
Speaker 2: you don't like what we allow on campus, and you
Speaker 2: want to look at our policies. You want to look
Speaker 2: at our teaching standards, you want to look at enrollment,
Speaker 2: you want to look at our DEI programs. So the
Speaker 2: government is going to run Harvard? Is that what we get?
Speaker 2: And Harvard is arguing, yeah, they have a right to
Speaker 2: do that. Do they have a right? Capricious? Arbitrary laws
Speaker 2: or not can't be passed, and the government can't be
Speaker 2: arbitrary and capricious just to screw someone. And it's going
Speaker 2: to gut Harvard. Is the problem. It's I tell you,
Speaker 2: it's another one. This is another one that's just never
Speaker 2: been done. No president has ever done this. And then
Speaker 2: of course Congress is going to pass the big, big,
Speaker 2: the big beautiful and no Harvard for you Act.
Speaker 3: What if if they could deport someone, take away their
Speaker 3: visa or whatever. Yeah, which you know, technically at least
Speaker 3: you shouldn't be able to do to a US citizen.
Speaker 2: That would they don't do a US citizen, they don't.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, citizen.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying that means that some of your rights
Speaker 3: are limited. Why don't they just limit say, when you're here,
Speaker 3: you don't get the full fledge freedom of speech and
Speaker 3: certain things like that.
Speaker 1: You just don't get your guest and you have limitations.
Speaker 2: Because you're in the United States. Because there has to
Speaker 2: be equal protect equal protection of the laws. The word
Speaker 2: is equal, but it's.
Speaker 1: Not equal as far as deportation.
Speaker 2: Because the government within the equal protection does allow people
Speaker 2: in or out and visas, but you get the process
Speaker 2: of law. You just can't arrest someone and not have
Speaker 2: them have the ability to go to court. For example,
Speaker 2: Let's just say someone is arrested and the government steps
Speaker 2: in just because they're arrested, without even going to trial,
Speaker 2: deports them for the purpose of them not going to trial.
Speaker 2: That you can't do. The government does have the right
Speaker 2: to deport, does have a right to eliminate visus, but again,
Speaker 2: capricious arbitrary. Remember the Muslim ban Trump's first term. We
Speaker 2: want to get rid of Muslims because they're Muslims. That
Speaker 2: you can't do. That's why that's the answer.
Speaker 3: No, but you could preach at a school you want
Speaker 3: to get rid of the Jews because they're the Jews.
Speaker 2: Those people ought to be deported. Those people ought to
Speaker 2: be deported. Yeah, no, you can't preach. They can get
Speaker 2: rid of the Jews. If you're an American citizen, they should.
Speaker 2: You can say. You can't say you or specifically or
Speaker 2: ask for but you could say it's like the president,
Speaker 2: I think the president should die. Yeah, okay, you're allowed
Speaker 2: to say that, although the certainly secret Service guy has
Speaker 2: takes you to dinner on that one. But I'm going
Speaker 2: to I'm threatening the president. I will kill the president.
Speaker 2: You should kill the president. That's different. That is not
Speaker 2: first Amendment. So you have a point, but a bad one. Okay,
Speaker 2: moving on.
Speaker 3: Can you edit that and send it to the authorities things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, on your kono on your way out as they
Speaker 2: deport you on the airplane.
Speaker 3: The former LA Deputy Mayor of Public Safety gets me
Speaker 3: every time Brian Williams pleaded guilty just yesterday to threatening
Speaker 3: to bomb city Hall. And this was when he was
Speaker 3: actually in office. This was October third, twenty twenty four,
Speaker 3: and he made this call. The felony count carries a
Speaker 3: statutory maximum sentence of ten years in federal prison.
Speaker 1: And the reason.
Speaker 3: Apparently he did this because he didn't like he was
Speaker 3: tired of the city's support of Israel and decided to
Speaker 3: place a bomb in city Hall.
Speaker 1: That was that was the guys of the fake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the threat, right, yeah, and he pretended
Speaker 2: it was a real bomb threat. And oh yeah, you
Speaker 2: can't do that. Hell is in office, man, you can't
Speaker 2: do that, especially if you're in office, especially when you're
Speaker 2: the deputy mayor of public safety. Is he going to
Speaker 2: get ten years? No, not a chance, first defense, not
Speaker 2: a violent act, that sort of thing. But he's got
Speaker 2: I think he's going to do some jail time. I
Speaker 2: can't imagine a jail. A judge not putting him away
Speaker 2: for a couple of years.
Speaker 3: You know, they should make it be like a work
Speaker 3: furlough where he has to fill the potholes.
Speaker 2: Not a bad idea. I do too.
Speaker 3: It's always strong to do, is fill the potholes.
Speaker 2: With the pajamas, you know, the horizontal stripes, a little cap,
Speaker 2: the big ball, you know, the metal ball with a
Speaker 2: chain attached to the ankle. So I'm telling you it's.
Speaker 1: Used the ball to pack down all that asphalt.
Speaker 2: Good point.
Speaker 6: Forgiveness is a powerful thing. The founder of the fertility
Speaker 6: clinic in Palm Springs there was car bomb last weekend,
Speaker 6: said he forgives the person who did it and has
Speaker 6: offered to pay for his funeral expenses. The founder of
Speaker 6: the clinic is doctor mahar Abdallah. He said when it
Speaker 6: first happened, he was livid, and then after the shak
Speaker 6: war off, he was like, how did this happen? Why
Speaker 6: did it happen? And something needs to be done. And
Speaker 6: then he goes on to say, this young man was misguided.
Speaker 6: I don't blame him. I forgive him, and has reached
Speaker 6: out to the family and offered to pay for the
Speaker 6: funeral expenses.
Speaker 2: I don't understand it. You know, I've heard I'm forgiving
Speaker 2: that person who I don't know, killed my spouse, killed
Speaker 2: my kids, killed a loved one, killed the best friend.
Speaker 2: But I forgive that person. I've never quite got.
Speaker 3: Its not reconciliation. Forgiveness is taking the burden off your
Speaker 3: shoulders of what someone else did.
Speaker 6: That's okay, forgive understands one of the best things ever built.
Speaker 6: It like, let's it takes a five hundred pound weight
Speaker 6: off your shoulders.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I, after thinking it through, which I have
Speaker 2: in the past, you know it's a croc basically, that's
Speaker 2: what it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, you know what he did do He sent
Speaker 3: a thousand really tiny, tiny coffins, so he.
Speaker 1: Still got the last.
Speaker 2: That's an embryo joke.
Speaker 1: No, that was a blowed up joke. He died explosion.
Speaker 1: He died in the explosion.
Speaker 2: The guy oh oh got it? Oh okay, I'm sorry. Fertility.
Speaker 2: I just think in terms of fertility. That's where I
Speaker 2: default to. You know, embryo, you lack it? Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I don't lack fertility. Look at the shoe I've created.
Speaker 2: That's not that's not lacking it. And then Pacific Palace. Okay,
Speaker 2: moving on, moving on, Pacific Palisades.
Speaker 3: As we move there, you've got three hundred Palacidan Palacidians, medians.
Speaker 3: That doesn't that sounds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, palasins.
Speaker 1: Yeah, free the Palisades. They've decided not to return to the.
Speaker 3: Pacific Palisades after the wildfire, choosing instead to of course
Speaker 3: sell their land or you know, homes that didn't burn
Speaker 3: down but have issues, and fewer than one hundred have
Speaker 3: begun to rebuild and start that that what is going
Speaker 3: to be long and arduous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we covered that a few weeks ago, saying that
Speaker 2: more people are just selling. Developers are coming in because
Speaker 2: developers that's what they do. They build. They buy land
Speaker 2: for a family or a person. Building a house is
Speaker 2: not an easy thing. I mean it is a huge hassle. Now,
Speaker 2: I built the Persian Palace. It was almost three years
Speaker 2: to build the Persian Palace. Should be about a year
Speaker 2: and a half. But you know, things are slow, and
Speaker 2: it was it's no small deal, and people just want
Speaker 2: to go on with their lives. You know, it was
Speaker 2: sell the land and get the hell out of there. Also,
Speaker 2: are you going to build? Are you gonna be the
Speaker 2: first one on the block to build? So you are
Speaker 2: building in the middle of Hiroshima, You're going to be
Speaker 2: the first ones building in that debris field.
Speaker 1: And the toxicity. At this point, we still are learning
Speaker 1: things about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I Soil'll see that. I can see that
Speaker 2: very long ranging.
Speaker 6: Okay, so you know how you're afraid of mountain lions
Speaker 6: when you go hiking. Sometimes in the mountains, mountain lions
Speaker 6: got nothing on this guy. A sixty six year old
Speaker 6: man deemed very extremely dangerous, has been taken into custody
Speaker 6: after attacking hikers allegedly on Mount Baldy. The first attack,
Speaker 6: or not the first one, but one of the attacks,
Speaker 6: happened May sixteenth in the Dry Lake Canyon area. The
Speaker 6: man allegedly blocked the path of a hiker and her
Speaker 6: dog and started throwing branches at her, wouldn't let her leave,
Speaker 6: and because she was on a trail that was kind
Speaker 6: of her only way to get out. Another hiker ended
Speaker 6: up coming to her rescue. And then on January twelve,
Speaker 6: the guy Flynn allegedly followed a group of hikers carrying
Speaker 6: a sledgehammer and threatened them.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's different branches, throwing branches at you, Okay, a sledgehammer.
Speaker 3: The guy it appears to be nuts. He's like six
Speaker 3: feet tall, he's got blue eyes, gray hair. But he's
Speaker 3: been living in an abandoned house there since twenty twelve.
Speaker 3: So it's this homeless guy essentially who's bat guano and
Speaker 3: we let him live up there.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, how do you stop someone from living here?
Speaker 2: You have the right to do that. Look at his
Speaker 2: in this muddy Tell me those aren't crazy eyes. Of course,
Speaker 2: you know, you're allowed to live in an abandoned cabin
Speaker 2: anywhere you want, you know, as long as it's a
Speaker 2: you know, well, it's not in the middle of town
Speaker 2: where the Building of Safety can come in and you
Speaker 2: need electricity. You have to do something here.
Speaker 5: But no, he can do that, and he can't take
Speaker 5: He set up running water in PBC pipes from the
Speaker 5: river and a pulley system to bring his stuff up.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think that's legal too. It's what you can't
Speaker 2: do is walk up a bunch of hikers with a
Speaker 2: sledgehammer and threaten them that you don't have a right
Speaker 2: to do create. But you I think you got it.
Speaker 2: This guy is just nuts and people are nuts. Oh
Speaker 2: that stray dog story. Oh it turns out the dog
Speaker 2: is a panty waste. It turns out the dog is
Speaker 2: a woos. It's not it is a complete wos. Why
Speaker 2: don't you do the story, Neil.
Speaker 3: I will happily do it, you nut job. That young
Speaker 3: straight jaw dog that we talked about yesterday fending off
Speaker 3: a pack of five coyotes forty five minutes or so
Speaker 3: battle there in Brea. Well, he's been given the name Duke,
Speaker 3: he's been adopted. He's now in a loving forever home.
Speaker 3: And that's wonderful news that I won't even let handle
Speaker 3: take down.
Speaker 1: It depends and crap on.
Speaker 2: Okay, here it is right, fending off fighting. Here's what
Speaker 2: actually happened. Right according to the video which they went
Speaker 2: to wildlife experts, and this is the dog you can
Speaker 2: see is submissive, going down, tucking its tail, even sitting,
Speaker 2: showing respect to the coyotes. And we're messing it to
Speaker 2: stay away and to back down, and it complied. The
Speaker 2: coyotes responded leaving it alone. It was a oh please
Speaker 2: leave me alone. Oh I respect you. That's what it was.
Speaker 2: This is not fending off a group of coyotes. I
Speaker 2: this is this is cathing. What's and oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: No I don't believe that.
Speaker 2: Okay, look at the video.
Speaker 3: Who carries hundreds of dollars on him in case he
Speaker 3: gets robbed?
Speaker 2: That's correct, that's correct. I always have a couple of
Speaker 2: hundred dollars on me, just in case someone sticks a
Speaker 2: gun to my head and wants money for drugs. I
Speaker 2: want a happy, happy guy who holds me up. I
Speaker 2: do not want him to get sixty cents and then
Speaker 2: get so pissed off that he blows my head off.
Speaker 2: That's correct. That is exactly why I always have a
Speaker 2: couple of hundred dollars than my pocket. True. Good to know,
Speaker 2: but I admit that I'm a was No one is
Speaker 2: going to do a story how I fend it off
Speaker 2: a criminal. I will go on my knees, I will
Speaker 2: sit on my haunches. I will go I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm here, hand them the two hundred dollars and go.
Speaker 2: Please leave me alone. No one's gonna say I'm fending
Speaker 2: off a criminal.
Speaker 1: Okay, God blessed duke.
Speaker 6: A lot of inmates were probably saying. He kitty, a
Speaker 6: cat has been caught sneaking into a prison, apparently attempting
Speaker 6: to smuggle nearly half a kilo of cannabis and heroin
Speaker 6: into the prison in a makeshift backpack. A kitty was
Speaker 6: apprehended in Costa Rica as it tried to gain entry
Speaker 6: into the Pukoke Penitentiary by clamoring over the facility's fence.
Speaker 6: The would be drug mule was caught with several packets
Speaker 6: of drugs from Captain Obvious. The prison guard said they
Speaker 6: believe the cat was attempting to smuggle drugs to inmates.
Speaker 2: As opposed to trying to get food. Yes, yes, just mytat,
Speaker 2: yes or I had no idea that it was heroin.
Speaker 2: I thought it was sweet and low.
Speaker 3: It's not my backpack. My friend asked me to hold it.
Speaker 3: Why did they first? How do you train it?
Speaker 1: I don't know?
Speaker 2: Have cats?
Speaker 1: Right, I do?
Speaker 2: How do you train a cat?
Speaker 6: You don't?
Speaker 2: Just in general, yeah you don't. It's how do you.
Speaker 1: Get your heroin? Amy? I know, right, the old fashioned way?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I don't get it. Also, it's interesting
Speaker 2: that you call a cat a mule, because what does
Speaker 2: a cat have in common with a mule? How about
Speaker 2: absolutely nothing? Well have you ever called a mule a cat?
Speaker 2: You have? Not? See how deep that is?
Speaker 1: Yes, but I've referred to you as a jackass.
Speaker 2: Yes you have. And once again, not a cat, but
Speaker 2: not a cat? Oh well, said.
Speaker 1: A cat with a backpack. Nobody's gonna notice.
Speaker 3: Okay, California Avocado Commission, that's wheelhouse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this report on don't mess with avocados man. They
Speaker 1: did a report came out on.
Speaker 3: Tuesday, So the state grown avocados may be severely at
Speaker 3: risk due to a twenty twenty four Biden administration move.
Speaker 1: The base took out the US.
Speaker 3: Department of Agriculture inspectors from Mexican orchards. And you can't
Speaker 3: blame him because he basically was saying the cartel violence
Speaker 3: was getting too much and we got to take care
Speaker 3: of this, right, that's what the assumption would be. Well,
Speaker 3: it shifted all of this critical oversight for US agriculture
Speaker 3: there to foreign control. So basically you've got you know,
Speaker 3: Mexico doing this and Mexican inspections it's being said now,
Speaker 3: cannot be trusted to meet the standards of the US.
Speaker 2: That of course not because look at the I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: go ahead, no.
Speaker 1: So it's the pests and things like that that that's
Speaker 1: right here.
Speaker 2: And then the question is look at the motivation the
Speaker 2: United States? Is there the inspectors there to protect to
Speaker 2: protect our industry, to keep the bugs from coming in
Speaker 2: from Mexico. It's to enhance the ability of avocado growers
Speaker 2: to sell to americauy. It's about money coming in versus
Speaker 2: protecting its two different philosophies. So I do see that Trump,
Speaker 2: So that means what does that mean? Does that mean
Speaker 2: wormy guawk?
Speaker 3: Well, it means we could have an infestation here that
Speaker 3: could damage other crops for sure. But Trump is asking
Speaker 3: to build a wall around every avocado.
Speaker 1: So we're hoping that's going to do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But to get through the little swits between the
Speaker 2: walls solid you have to make you have to make
Speaker 2: it guacamole.
Speaker 1: They build ladders out of shoes. It's horrible.
Speaker 6: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy,
Speaker 6: Remember that from the Shining. So a new poll shows
Speaker 6: it about fifty four percent of the people who responded
Speaker 6: to the pole say they plan to slash their YOLO
Speaker 6: non essential spending that's the you only live ones, up
Speaker 6: from forty nine percent from last year. It means that
Speaker 6: more than half of Americans say they're going to spend
Speaker 6: less on fun things like entertainment, trap and eating out.
Speaker 6: So far, it looks like people are coming back down
Speaker 6: to Earth after their post pandemic doom spending. When after
Speaker 6: we were cooped up for a really long time. We're
Speaker 6: just like, screw it, we're going to spend all our
Speaker 6: money and people are kind of raining that back in
Speaker 6: because of worries about the economy.
Speaker 2: And that's going with the same story that this Memorial
Speaker 2: Day in terms of travel is record breaking over last
Speaker 2: year's record breaking over last year's record breaking, so more
Speaker 2: and more people are traveling. So it seems to be
Speaker 2: a little contradictory, but it could be only for Memorial Day, and.
Speaker 1: It could be that they're going by car.
Speaker 6: They're not doing the big extravagant vacations.
Speaker 2: Good point, but it's the way the government, I think
Speaker 2: Triple A says X number of people are hitting the road,
Speaker 2: which I never understood at all going any place on
Speaker 2: Memorial Day other than the staying home because it is.
Speaker 1: Crazy because we'll all be working. So it's curious if
Speaker 1: you'd like to join us on Monday.
Speaker 2: No, No, I'm no desire. I'm going to hang loose
Speaker 2: and I won't be listening to the show.
Speaker 3: And so because you're insecure.
Speaker 2: Well that doesn't mean I'm gonna listen to the show.
Speaker 2: It just means I'm insecure. Okay, I think we have two, okay,
Speaker 2: one more ooh, okay, start it.
Speaker 3: With an old laptop you got this kid found it
Speaker 3: in closet. Laptop, Yeah, was forgotten, but.
Speaker 1: It's still work. A fourteen year old boy got his
Speaker 1: hands on it.
Speaker 3: You know what they do in Kansas when they're fourteen
Speaker 3: to find an old laptop, They access porn sites dozens
Speaker 3: and dozens of time, about one hundred and eighteen times apparently.
Speaker 3: And now they're suing because the mom and the boy said, hey,
Speaker 3: these websites, these porn sites are saying that they have
Speaker 3: ways to keep young people out and they don't.
Speaker 2: And the lawsuit in and of itself is so hugely entertaining.
Speaker 2: It's the name of the kid, which we won't know,
Speaker 2: of course what it is because it's a minor, but
Speaker 2: it's name of a kid versus chatterbait dot com, jerkmate
Speaker 2: dot com, tech Pump Solutions dot com. What, yeah, tech
Speaker 2: pump as if for those that need a little bit
Speaker 2: of help in that department. But not at fourteen, Uh yeah,
Speaker 2: it's usually not at fourteen. That's a good point where
Speaker 2: you know what, You're right, Probably more people, more people
Speaker 2: went to jerkmate dot dot com than the other one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that your jam?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I went there and was thinking that they
Speaker 2: were calling me a jerk, and so I immediately went
Speaker 2: there and then I found out, to my pleasant surprise, wow,
Speaker 2: not at all.
Speaker 1: It was a chat room for jerks. Sure, Oh I
Speaker 1: should do this. I bet you'll be the biggest one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, we're done, guys. Oh we have to
Speaker 2: went away to end excellent kf I A M six forty.
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