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<v Speaker 1>Let me finish. This is the first time I committed

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<v Speaker 1>a hate crime. Maybe they'll jerk my dick off or

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like something like that. Yeah, probably we've disgusted.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm associate bath. You are thrashed my ship, any trash ship.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a worst friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to know why you're all fucked up?

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<v Speaker 1>Just look at the fucking problems you hang around with.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to Your Worst Friend with Shane and Matt.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Matt and joined today by my friend and co host,

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<v Speaker 1>a guy that when he gets take out, it's often

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<v Speaker 1>wrong but not filled with metal.

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<v Speaker 2>Jane Hice shot man.

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<v Speaker 1>pump over there. Rory commented something today. Maybe we'll talk

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<v Speaker 1>about that on Patreon.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so pumpy, but uh yeah, definitely Swartzniggers biceps exactly

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<v Speaker 2>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I got a video with a word similar to that.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me play it real quick.

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<v Speaker 1>Gold Diggers.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you hear it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I can hear it. Gold diggers rhymes with biceps.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, gold diggers. But that's the exception. I'm the rule.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody I know who's married right now, they're married to

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<v Speaker 1>brocas niggers. He've never seen a whiter woman use that

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<v Speaker 1>word in a non like screaming and traffic type of thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well maybe she has a point, though, I mean, who

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<v Speaker 2>knows what her friend group is, Like, maybe that's all

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<v Speaker 2>she hears from her friends. I'm married to this broke

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<v Speaker 2>ass wiga, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>But sure the other one guy, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>understand you don't want to miscolor him. Why do people

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<v Speaker 1>push shit like that online?

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<v Speaker 2>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>I think, like, if you told me this person has

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<v Speaker 1>a history of like starting online arguments, yeah yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>get it, Like that's you know, but it doesn't seem

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<v Speaker 1>like she's doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, maybe this is just her dive into starting our

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<v Speaker 2>online arguments.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe she's gonna be the next Perez Hilton.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure it'll be like a hey, uh well, I forget

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<v Speaker 1>which president wasn't wor World War two started? Truman ended

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<v Speaker 1>it was it FDR?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it would have been FDR.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, FDR. Let's shove this bomb right now where I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know pick somewhere cool. That's not a good way

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<v Speaker 1>to just start things. I agree with you. Maybe she

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<v Speaker 1>is just starting it.

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<v Speaker 2>But dude, I mean people have started things, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>for notoriety in a way more flashy sense. Like remember

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<v Speaker 2>when was that like two years ago when that guy

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<v Speaker 2>he went in that school in Texas and he killed

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<v Speaker 2>all those little kids with an assault rifle.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I do.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a little worse than this. Don't you think that's true?

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<v Speaker 1>He was starting off his content creation career a little differently.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's a good point. I saw.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember that trans shooter one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, dude, what a fucking conspiracy that was that

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<v Speaker 2>they swept under the rug?

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<v Speaker 1>Huh, well they did just this really annoyed some people.

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<v Speaker 1>They found out she bought the gun with a pell grant.

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<v Speaker 2>What was that like for school?

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<v Speaker 1>This is taxpayer money they bought that weapon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's for school, right.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe so, But like school supplies and shit, did

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<v Speaker 1>you go to fucking in high school? We had it

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<v Speaker 1>was at AMC. It was at the movie. It wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>like called grant night, but that's what it was. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like senior awards or something, but not not the

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<v Speaker 1>what are they called not the not like the yearbook ones,

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<v Speaker 1>not not like best blah blah blah best not none

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<v Speaker 1>of the best cock.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the best tits.

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<v Speaker 1>We did have, best body, and we give it to

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<v Speaker 1>that girl Kristen Lasting begins with d sounds real guinea a.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think I remember her. They they didn't give

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<v Speaker 2>it to the best one. They should have given it

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<v Speaker 2>to uh that girl in the wheelchair. Remember she had

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<v Speaker 2>a great body, dude, she.

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<v Speaker 1>Had the least used body, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, untouched.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but she won that other award. Remember newest shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the freshest kicks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, best treads in your sneakers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she

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<v Speaker 1>got that. What was I talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>What was I talking about? Someone in our high school?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, yeah, no, no, no, I got it.

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<v Speaker 2>I got it.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was like award night or some bullshit like that, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And it was at AMC and Blanderuin I went because

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't actually know what it was. I think you

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<v Speaker 1>might have been with us, but maybe you weren't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Do you remember that, dude? I don't

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<v Speaker 2>fucking remember, dude. I remember a couple things from high

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<v Speaker 2>school and fucking hell, grant night is not one of them.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a fair point. And maybe that was a dumb question.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember the night when we all got our scholarships.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's what it was. It was like grant and

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<v Speaker 1>scholarship and whatever. Night fucking Blandre and I didn't apply

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<v Speaker 1>for any of those fucking things. So we went there.

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<v Speaker 1>I think my parents came too. I think everybody's parents came.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like a be proud of you moment. But

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<v Speaker 1>I just think we didn't know what it was because

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't apply for shit. We didn't apply for anything.

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<v Speaker 1>So we just sat there and they almost like go

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<v Speaker 1>down the road and go like this person best or

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<v Speaker 1>got the award for like creative musically, blah blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a twelve hundred dollars grant.

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<v Speaker 2>You're thinking, like, what's my award gonna be? Like they're

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<v Speaker 2>giving out all these fucking awards and you're like, I

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<v Speaker 2>thought for sure I would get best Video Editor. What

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<v Speaker 2>could I get?

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<v Speaker 1>It went on for hours. I swear to you it

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<v Speaker 1>took me at least forty five minutes to realize like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>these people all applied for these things. Like I'm sitting

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<v Speaker 1>here watching an award ceremony for an award I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>even nominated for, not even not nominated. I didn't act

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<v Speaker 1>at all, and I'm still sitting there in the ANSWER's

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<v Speaker 1>going like when when am I gonna get cinematography? That's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to someone who made a movie. Well, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get editing.

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<v Speaker 2>So what did you do at forty five minutes? Did

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<v Speaker 2>you whisper there?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't whisper in your mom's ear, Like, oh, so

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<v Speaker 2>when you talk too low, I can't hear you. You

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<v Speaker 2>have a gun off on. You didn't whisper in your

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<v Speaker 2>mom's ear. Sorry, this is the wrong thing.

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<v Speaker 1>That was fine, But also when you talk too high

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<v Speaker 1>it cuts you off to you really got to work

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<v Speaker 1>within a range. No, I did not whisper that to

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<v Speaker 1>my mom. In fact, my mom sat there, I believe,

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<v Speaker 1>and wondered when I was gonna get mine, And then

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<v Speaker 1>I think it clicked for her, probably forty four minutes

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<v Speaker 1>and when she was like, oh, my kid's just a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking loser. He didn't apply for any of this. I

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<v Speaker 1>went to her in March. I was like, I think

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<v Speaker 1>I want to start applying for college. It's because everyone

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<v Speaker 1>was already accepted. Already, you're going to community college, bud, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's all that's left.

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<v Speaker 2>So I did. Yeah, that's why I joined the Marines

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<v Speaker 2>because I was like, my dad gave me this talking

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<v Speaker 2>to in like junior year and he's like, if you're

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<v Speaker 2>not applying for colleges now, then you're going to be

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<v Speaker 2>stuck going to some shitty community college.

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<v Speaker 1>And although you're with all your dumb fat friends here.

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<v Speaker 2>With all your no nothing friends, you're lazy, do nothing,

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<v Speaker 2>fucking dirt fat friends.

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<v Speaker 1>The problem was I was standing next to you while

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<v Speaker 1>he was saying this.

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<v Speaker 2>He was pointing at me. Yeah, well he needed an example,

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, he gave me that talking to. So I

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<v Speaker 2>joined the Marines, like right at the beginning of senior year.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I didn't have to worry about applying to

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<v Speaker 2>colleges until shit, I was an adult with a job

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<v Speaker 2>and a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you never finish school? You seem studious? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't mean that as an like an insult.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope it doesn't feel like that, because I meant

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<v Speaker 1>it as kind of like a compliment, like I think

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<v Speaker 1>you should have now. It doesn't make sense.

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<v Speaker 2>For one all these kids are a bunch of pussies.

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<v Speaker 2>I told the story on the show before. It was

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<v Speaker 2>like an issue with the VA where so oh real quick,

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<v Speaker 2>you want to know what I spent my pel grant on.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta fucking pell grant? Go ahead?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, did you actually get a Yeah? I got, I

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<v Speaker 2>got I could take advantage of all those fucking you.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember Nick bought a guitar with his grants. All

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<v Speaker 1>these fucking people talking about how expensive college is. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>some money, use it for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'll just get weed instead. Dude. The pilgrim was

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<v Speaker 2>like six grand, and the books per semester was like

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred and twelve dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so what.

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<v Speaker 2>Am I going to do with the rest of the

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<v Speaker 2>five thousand, eight hundred something dollars?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you even buy the books?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Of course, I got to pass the class.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you pass the class?

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<v Speaker 2>Of course? Pasted all my classes that. Yeah. The other

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<v Speaker 2>reason I didn't stay in I told the story for

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<v Speaker 2>was I had a so like at the beginning of

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<v Speaker 2>each semester they give you or I guess, like the

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<v Speaker 2>middle of each semester, when you're gonna be ready for

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<v Speaker 2>next semester, they give you like, Okay, here's your credits

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<v Speaker 2>that you have, and here's all the classes that are

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<v Speaker 2>going to be open, here's the ones that count for

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<v Speaker 2>your credits, and here's the credits you still need to fulfill.

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<v Speaker 2>They give you like a little spreadsheet, you know. And uh.

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<v Speaker 2>I was already halfway through a semester and they were

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<v Speaker 2>like hey, you know they called me and they were like,

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<v Speaker 2>the one class you're taking poetry or whatever, some fucking

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<v Speaker 2>credit I needed to fulfill that actually doesn't count anymore

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<v Speaker 2>towards this degree. It shouldn't have been offered.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, well, fucking crazy, and they've done that

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<v Speaker 1>to me and Jen too. Sorry, I apologize, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that grandfather it in motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, just allow it. It was before, right, But anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>so they were like no, and so I was like, ah,

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<v Speaker 2>So what ended up happening was in order to get

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<v Speaker 2>enrolled for the next semester, I needed to withdraw from

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<v Speaker 2>that class and pay the money I already owed, like

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<v Speaker 2>the portion of it, because like the VA, like, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know how it works. I think they pay an

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<v Speaker 2>advance or whatever. But then the school says something I

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<v Speaker 2>don't understand. The whole how it all works. But all

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<v Speaker 2>you're already in the class, you got to finish the class.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, we're not like we paid them, so there

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<v Speaker 2>But so as soon as they as soon as I

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<v Speaker 2>and I was just like, you know, depressed and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>And I by the time I it became like something

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<v Speaker 2>I could do, like, oh I could go back to college,

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, what the fuck for? You know, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guess depending on what you would go for,

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<v Speaker 1>it would have been sure.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go to the course on professional fucking dickwad.

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<v Speaker 1>I think at this age, if you're a man, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what a professional fucking dickwad is, but I

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<v Speaker 1>get it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's what we're doing right now. Okay, fair enough, this

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<v Speaker 2>is the course we're teaching.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to college kids. I have thought of that recently,

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<v Speaker 1>going back to my community college and trying to find

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<v Speaker 1>my radio professor, because that was the only that was

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<v Speaker 1>my only class where the teacher didn't like fall over

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<v Speaker 1>Nick so much like he did. But I had more

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<v Speaker 1>of the talent, and I want to come back, and

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be like, can I come in one

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<v Speaker 1>day and talk to one of your night classes about podcasting?

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<v Speaker 1>And then I want to show him what we do.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, he was quite Jewish, Uh, some of

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<v Speaker 1>the stuff. N He was cool though, but pretty Jewish.

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<v Speaker 2>So some of our.

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<v Speaker 1>Content right around the wartime may not have been the best.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine, He'll get over it. I want to go back,

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<v Speaker 1>and I want to tell these kids the jew one yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh oh, and not just the weather thing the or

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<v Speaker 1>the the war thing, but the weather stuff throughout the years.

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<v Speaker 1>This put the way. If he's a Patreon member, he

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<v Speaker 1>might unsubscribe quickly. We got that dollar though, I got

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<v Speaker 1>your fucking something's off on that. We have X amount

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<v Speaker 1>of people and we we only collect dollars from half

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<v Speaker 1>that amount of people. And I don't understand it. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care. It's never been about the money. I like,

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<v Speaker 1>when someone does whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>You should probably investigate that because I feel like someone

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<v Speaker 2>hacked us.

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<v Speaker 1>So you look, can you see my numbers?

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<v Speaker 2>This? That's weird, this and that.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I understand the discrepancy between those, but this and

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't make sense to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, maybe it's because the three of those people who

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<v Speaker 2>aren't paying us the dollar. Maybe those people are Jewish.

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<v Speaker 1>So I kind of want to go back to my

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<v Speaker 1>college and give a clip, But I then what would

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<v Speaker 1>I even do. Ability here's what you gotta do for podcasting,

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<v Speaker 1>talk to nobody for years. Yeah, as I'm beating my dick,

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<v Speaker 1>as I'm what was the video we watched beforehand, as

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pulling back my foreskin to unveil my unveil my mushroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the thing. You got it. You know what

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<v Speaker 2>you should do is answer a lot of questions. That's

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<v Speaker 2>that's what you really gotta do.

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<v Speaker 1>First off. The best part is I wasn't asked to

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<v Speaker 1>do this. I am going to ask to do it,

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<v Speaker 1>so answering a lot of questions. I agree, But that's

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<v Speaker 1>almost like the easy way out. Like if I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to do this, I would just be which which

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<v Speaker 1>is kind of kind of how I do things. Jump

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<v Speaker 1>in with both feet and go. It's the easiest way

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<v Speaker 1>to get out of this as fast as I can.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, okay, let me let me all right. Here's how

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<v Speaker 2>I taught a three hour class once in college.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you really was that when I was that part

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<v Speaker 1>of the class.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh no, it was asked of me. Wait, wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 2>was it? I think it might have been actually part

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<v Speaker 2>of the class where every student had to give up

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<v Speaker 2>give a like an hour presentation. This was a night

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<v Speaker 2>class or it was like a double length or class

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<v Speaker 2>we had. It was like four hours or something. It

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<v Speaker 2>was long as fuck and so like.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's only one day a week instead of two.

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<v Speaker 2>Right right, yeah, exactly. So, yeah, everybody had to give

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<v Speaker 2>like a one hour lecture. I think like you're signed

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<v Speaker 2>it at the beginning, and maybe you get to choose

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<v Speaker 2>what you want or get it approved or whatever, and

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<v Speaker 2>then at the end everybody does this and I was

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<v Speaker 2>the only one who did an entire like night where

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<v Speaker 2>that was my lecture and I did Buddhism, and I

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<v Speaker 2>did like the way I did it was I did

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<v Speaker 2>like a history lesson because I didn't want to talk

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<v Speaker 2>about it. And that's what I realized where I was lacking. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't want to focus on a lot of mystical stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, because to me, that wasn't really the important

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<v Speaker 2>part about Buddhism. So I talked about a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>the history. I started with the history, and then I

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<v Speaker 2>dove into the philosophy and how it's like I compared

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<v Speaker 2>it to how it's different than Christianity, where the in Christianity,

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<v Speaker 2>the idea is to get through this life so that

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<v Speaker 2>you can achieve the next life, a better one. Where's

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<v Speaker 2>the opposite it is true in Buddhism, where it's like

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<v Speaker 2>you want to you want to cling to this life

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<v Speaker 2>because you're dreading what comes next, if anything. And so

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<v Speaker 2>I talked about that, and then it was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>a very long question and answer period where I was

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<v Speaker 2>like answering a lot of questions and a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>people were asking about like gods and mystical shit. So

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<v Speaker 2>I realized, I, okay, I guess I didn't dig into

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<v Speaker 2>that enough for these fucking idiots. You know, they want

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<v Speaker 2>to hear about all the fucking cartoon characters.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, By the way, you I checked way

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<v Speaker 1>out when you said you got rid of the mystical shit.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know about dragons. I want to know

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<v Speaker 1>about Buddha perched upon a tree or some horseshit when

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<v Speaker 1>he's like seven hundred pounds. You go, don't worry, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm only gonna talk about the serious history stuff. I

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<v Speaker 1>would have went, oh, yeah, I'm gonna be listening from

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<v Speaker 1>my folded arms.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay's the thing is that you'd think that. But right,

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<v Speaker 2>it was like a really engaging night. I remember it

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<v Speaker 2>went really well. I was really happy about that. But

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<v Speaker 2>at the same time, that teacher he was a fucking

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<v Speaker 2>he was like an acid burnout hippie guy, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like it was an easy a either way.

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<v Speaker 1>I had one teacher I think his name was Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>He was in college. He was a fucking English teacher.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, what's the fucking English one on one June? It's June. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>He was totally f slurred out.

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<v Speaker 1>I do want to make a conscious effort to continue

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<v Speaker 1>that throughout the month possible.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, oh yeah, for this month especially.

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<v Speaker 1>But this guy, and he was that teacher who would

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<v Speaker 1>be like, you don't have to call me professor or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>you can call me Andrew. But he also had that

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<v Speaker 1>thing where it's that translucent white skin with blotchy red

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<v Speaker 1>or like around his lips. He looked like he was

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<v Speaker 1>doing like inverted blackface. It was very strange and like

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<v Speaker 1>spots around then. He had big glasses and he had

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<v Speaker 1>beady little eyes like he couldn't even see the color

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<v Speaker 1>on him. They looked like little rat's eyes. Okay, but

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<v Speaker 1>he picked on me throughout the entire summer.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, a fucking loser like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Here was the other thing. Now, I'm kind of a

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like him.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you remember in Jersey, not like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get like i'll kill a but I'll tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll show you what I mean in terms of overwhelming bugs.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember in Jersey, those fucking caterpillars you would get yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty,

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<v Speaker 1>They're fine. Okay, but the community college I went to

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<v Speaker 1>had so many trees that attracted those things. And this

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<v Speaker 1>f slurred Andrew was just like, oh my god, it's

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<v Speaker 1>such a beautiful day outside. We need to go outside

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<v Speaker 1>and do our class. And he would sit us underneath

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<v Speaker 1>a tree and like, no joke, I'd have like twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five of these things crawling on me to the point

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<v Speaker 1>where I'd have to shake them off and be like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna stand up, like I can't even concentrate. I

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<v Speaker 1>got these things fucking crawling, And he's like, you need

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<v Speaker 1>to sit down in this class, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, So I start clearing some caterpillars and he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>just leave them alone.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, Oh, this is college, this is college college.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have beat that f slur up. So I

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<v Speaker 1>This was a spring class going into summertime, right, so

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<v Speaker 1>the spring class should end. Okay, I'm doing an enough

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<v Speaker 1>to pass, that's all I need. I'm fucking doing enough

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<v Speaker 1>to pass. And we have to write some paper at

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<v Speaker 1>the end, and I deliver a solid C plus performance.

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<v Speaker 2>On that paper.

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<v Speaker 1>He gets back to me a week later, Matt, Unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to give you an incomplete unless you

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<v Speaker 1>rewrite this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll give you one week. Did he need your name?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, no, no, you didn't capture the breadth of

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<v Speaker 1>the whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey guess what.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't give a shit.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand no one wants to fuck you because you

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<v Speaker 1>look like a little beady rat eyed thing. And he

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<v Speaker 1>was fat too. Gay guys who are fat bother me.

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<v Speaker 2>You should have fucked him. Yeah, I was thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>So uh. I had to do this three more times

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<v Speaker 1>after I resubmitted the first time, and he's like, still

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<v Speaker 1>not good enough. It went almost into the fall, and

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<v Speaker 1>or not to register for the next class, because he

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<v Speaker 1>just kept jerking me around like that.

427
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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like hen did that to come?

428
00:22:02.319 --> 00:22:05.359
<v Speaker 1>You may have needed that to come. Yeah, it's possible.

429
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<v Speaker 1>You want to know what I need to come?

430
00:22:10.319 --> 00:22:13.960
<v Speaker 2>Force play? You see miss Green? I can it looks

431
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<v Speaker 2>like an overgrown lawn in Ohio.

432
00:22:16.440 --> 00:22:18.799
<v Speaker 1>Well, I think it's a little bit more like Detroit

433
00:22:18.880 --> 00:22:21.559
<v Speaker 1>or Chicago if I'm being honest.

434
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know I was a shithole too. Oh, I

435
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<v Speaker 2>believe it. Yeah, for sure.

436
00:22:26.920 --> 00:22:29.720
<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of shitholes in this country. For a

437
00:22:29.720 --> 00:22:32.519
<v Speaker 1>pretty solid country, there's a lot of shithole counties, is

438
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<v Speaker 1>what I would say.

439
00:22:33.720 --> 00:22:35.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah, it's gonna get worse. Did you see that

440
00:22:35.519 --> 00:22:39.599
<v Speaker 2>video I sent you about the good news about climate change? No,

441
00:22:39.759 --> 00:22:44.400
<v Speaker 2>what was it? Oh it's great, dude. There's a couple places, dude,

442
00:22:44.880 --> 00:22:48.720
<v Speaker 2>real nice places that already where it's like it's nice,

443
00:22:48.720 --> 00:22:51.759
<v Speaker 2>but it's a little too cold, and now they're gonna

444
00:22:51.799 --> 00:22:58.039
<v Speaker 2>get moderately warmer. I mean, I personally, I love Canada

445
00:22:58.160 --> 00:22:59.759
<v Speaker 2>and I think it would be great to move there.

446
00:23:00.960 --> 00:23:04.079
<v Speaker 2>I'm not so sure about Russia being the only other

447
00:23:04.519 --> 00:23:07.640
<v Speaker 2>nice place to live. But hey, dude, if we got

448
00:23:07.640 --> 00:23:11.359
<v Speaker 2>a two party system again, Russia Canada do get out.

449
00:23:11.400 --> 00:23:13.599
<v Speaker 2>Hey we won, I think our little brother can win.

450
00:23:13.720 --> 00:23:18.519
<v Speaker 1>Right Maybe maybe I don't know. I haven't seen this

451
00:23:18.640 --> 00:23:23.799
<v Speaker 1>paper or this study on the climate change thing. Here's

452
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<v Speaker 1>my question.

453
00:23:24.440 --> 00:23:27.559
<v Speaker 2>It's not one study. This is just like multiple It's

454
00:23:27.599 --> 00:23:30.519
<v Speaker 2>just like the predictions about how the world is. So

455
00:23:30.559 --> 00:23:33.759
<v Speaker 2>you take them all and you you aggregate them, and

456
00:23:33.799 --> 00:23:38.160
<v Speaker 2>this would be like the most consensus view about like

457
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<v Speaker 2>how the environment is going to change. So it's just

458
00:23:41.640 --> 00:23:46.200
<v Speaker 2>it's just basic like physics, right, like highest elevations, most

459
00:23:46.240 --> 00:23:49.000
<v Speaker 2>northern latitudes, they're going to be the best places, and

460
00:23:49.039 --> 00:23:51.480
<v Speaker 2>it would be southern latitudes. But the only place there

461
00:23:51.559 --> 00:23:55.759
<v Speaker 2>is Antarctica, which is empty. Let's go there.

462
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<v Speaker 1>I don't know nothing about that. I know the College

463
00:24:00.119 --> 00:24:03.559
<v Speaker 1>of Pediatricians said you shouldn't cut off baby dicks recently.

464
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<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, finally, man, I was getting so sick of

465
00:24:06.839 --> 00:24:08.519
<v Speaker 2>having to do that every goddamn day.

466
00:24:09.599 --> 00:24:14.200
<v Speaker 1>Overgrown weeds on this house. There's two women in the

467
00:24:14.200 --> 00:24:16.440
<v Speaker 1>backgrounds now here's the situation.

468
00:24:16.599 --> 00:24:17.839
<v Speaker 2>They look like scarecrows.

469
00:24:18.359 --> 00:24:21.000
<v Speaker 1>Here's the situation. By the way, we started this with

470
00:24:21.039 --> 00:24:23.880
<v Speaker 1>what do I need to come? And it's videos like this.

471
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<v Speaker 1>Two women in the background, they are throwing eggs at

472
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<v Speaker 1>their ex man's house.

473
00:24:30.039 --> 00:24:33.359
<v Speaker 2>Someone's x man's house. They were both dating him at

474
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<v Speaker 2>the same time.

475
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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It may just be a friend type

476
00:24:36.039 --> 00:24:39.279
<v Speaker 1>situation or like a like a capadre, you know what

477
00:24:39.319 --> 00:24:39.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean.

478
00:24:39.960 --> 00:24:42.200
<v Speaker 2>Maybe one is the girl and one's the other girl.

479
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<v Speaker 1>This is one of those instant karma videos that I

480
00:24:46.119 --> 00:24:48.799
<v Speaker 1>really enjoyed, Like I really.

481
00:24:48.480 --> 00:24:50.640
<v Speaker 2>Thought it was fun. So let me just hit play.

482
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<v Speaker 3>Damn.

483
00:24:57.960 --> 00:24:58.920
<v Speaker 2>Here's the thrown eggs.

484
00:25:01.000 --> 00:25:05.359
<v Speaker 1>Now they're getting back in the car. Now they're driving away, quick,

485
00:25:05.640 --> 00:25:08.200
<v Speaker 1>driving away, George not to stop sign?

486
00:25:08.720 --> 00:25:15.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh no they're not. Did they explode their way? They're

487
00:25:15.799 --> 00:25:18.880
<v Speaker 2>going to take them? What the hell? Can you play

488
00:25:18.880 --> 00:25:21.400
<v Speaker 2>that again? Miss? Wait? Wait, wait, wait, I gotta hear

489
00:25:21.440 --> 00:25:22.920
<v Speaker 2>what they say at the end though, hold on.

490
00:25:23.599 --> 00:25:24.359
<v Speaker 1>No, it's like.

491
00:25:27.200 --> 00:25:29.799
<v Speaker 2>What they're about to bang. Theyre about to bang. We

492
00:25:29.839 --> 00:25:30.599
<v Speaker 2>gotta go down there.

493
00:25:30.680 --> 00:25:33.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because the guy leaves his house when he heard

494
00:25:34.200 --> 00:25:35.799
<v Speaker 1>the crash, so he got egged.

495
00:25:35.839 --> 00:25:39.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's awesome, all right, let me see the crash again.

496
00:25:39.559 --> 00:25:40.599
<v Speaker 2>That happened so quick.

497
00:25:46.400 --> 00:25:48.599
<v Speaker 1>Damn damn.

498
00:25:50.640 --> 00:26:06.000
<v Speaker 2>Running back to the car, I heard the game. They're

499
00:26:06.000 --> 00:26:11.279
<v Speaker 2>going to take them. I mean, what do you expect.

500
00:26:11.359 --> 00:26:12.559
<v Speaker 2>You're fucking bad driving?

501
00:26:14.720 --> 00:26:19.640
<v Speaker 4>They on the way.

502
00:26:19.200 --> 00:26:21.039
<v Speaker 2>They on the way, They on the way.

503
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<v Speaker 1>After my harrowing tale last week of a feeling like

504
00:26:25.279 --> 00:26:27.519
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna be killed, I have taken a new

505
00:26:27.559 --> 00:26:31.319
<v Speaker 1>approach to driving. I'm cool now. Some bitch was doing

506
00:26:31.359 --> 00:26:34.279
<v Speaker 1>about fifteen this morning when I had to get Jen

507
00:26:34.359 --> 00:26:38.799
<v Speaker 1>to work, and I was just cool. Oh really back, Yeah,

508
00:26:38.960 --> 00:26:39.759
<v Speaker 1>just sitting back.

509
00:26:40.119 --> 00:26:42.279
<v Speaker 2>It's a good pennies at her.

510
00:26:42.960 --> 00:26:45.799
<v Speaker 1>I do that every time, by the way, I grab

511
00:26:45.839 --> 00:26:47.720
<v Speaker 1>either a handful of change I have in the car,

512
00:26:47.960 --> 00:26:49.960
<v Speaker 1>or sometimes I get so mad I just cocked my

513
00:26:50.000 --> 00:26:52.960
<v Speaker 1>hand with my jewel in it. And there was one

514
00:26:53.039 --> 00:26:55.400
<v Speaker 1>yesterday where this person was acting like a real cunt,

515
00:26:55.440 --> 00:26:58.079
<v Speaker 1>and if Jen wasn't right next to me because her

516
00:26:58.119 --> 00:26:59.720
<v Speaker 1>window is down, I was gonna fucking.

517
00:26:59.640 --> 00:27:00.519
<v Speaker 2>Whip it out.

518
00:27:00.759 --> 00:27:03.200
<v Speaker 1>I howked a big spit the other day, hoping I

519
00:27:03.240 --> 00:27:06.160
<v Speaker 1>could get just close enough as they slowed to turn

520
00:27:06.640 --> 00:27:09.240
<v Speaker 1>to hit them, and I couldn't. They turned too fast.

521
00:27:09.839 --> 00:27:11.960
<v Speaker 2>Dude. Sometimes I hang my cock out the car and

522
00:27:12.319 --> 00:27:15.920
<v Speaker 2>just real quick okay under the wind, you know, it

523
00:27:16.079 --> 00:27:18.759
<v Speaker 2>splats all over the windshield. They think it's bird shit.

524
00:27:19.160 --> 00:27:22.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh but it's not. What is it? It's my sperm.

525
00:27:23.039 --> 00:27:31.079
<v Speaker 1>He So yesterday I've been off my diet for a

526
00:27:31.079 --> 00:27:33.960
<v Speaker 1>few days. I hit a nice line where I should

527
00:27:33.960 --> 00:27:36.279
<v Speaker 1>have just continued and kept going. And now I'm falling

528
00:27:36.359 --> 00:27:38.920
<v Speaker 1>back into it. So I need to I need to

529
00:27:39.240 --> 00:27:41.920
<v Speaker 1>get that back together. But yesterday we were out and

530
00:27:41.960 --> 00:27:43.839
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I want some kind of food, and

531
00:27:44.000 --> 00:27:46.839
<v Speaker 1>I wanted Jersey Mics. Like, hey, let's go get a

532
00:27:46.880 --> 00:27:48.039
<v Speaker 1>fucking Jersey Mikes.

533
00:27:48.160 --> 00:27:49.119
<v Speaker 2>They sell sandwiches.

534
00:27:49.279 --> 00:27:52.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they do sell sandwiches. Yeah, that's exactly what it is.

535
00:27:52.119 --> 00:27:53.519
<v Speaker 2>That's a good sandwich that they have.

536
00:27:53.720 --> 00:27:56.359
<v Speaker 1>I get a number six roast beef and provolone. I

537
00:27:56.400 --> 00:28:03.960
<v Speaker 1>get uh, mayo, lettuce, tomato, banana, peppers, and vinegar, no oil, no.

538
00:28:04.200 --> 00:28:09.599
<v Speaker 2>Salt, pepper. Do you get oil? Oh? Yeah, I get oil. Yeah? Okay,

539
00:28:09.799 --> 00:28:10.279
<v Speaker 2>that's good.

540
00:28:10.559 --> 00:28:15.519
<v Speaker 1>Okay. So Gen's like all right, I uh, we could

541
00:28:15.519 --> 00:28:17.759
<v Speaker 1>go there if you want, but maybe we could try

542
00:28:17.759 --> 00:28:18.640
<v Speaker 1>this other place.

543
00:28:19.240 --> 00:28:21.000
<v Speaker 2>Dude, What the fuck? Dude? Why is she trying to

544
00:28:21.039 --> 00:28:23.160
<v Speaker 2>ruin the night? I did? Thank you? Well?

545
00:28:23.160 --> 00:28:26.200
<v Speaker 1>Because she doesn't eat lunch meats, so Jersey Mikes would

546
00:28:26.200 --> 00:28:26.680
<v Speaker 1>be a bit of.

547
00:28:26.599 --> 00:28:29.839
<v Speaker 2>A problem for she think she get a bread and cheese.

548
00:28:30.720 --> 00:28:33.640
<v Speaker 2>So instead I make my wife get it in and

549
00:28:33.640 --> 00:28:35.039
<v Speaker 2>out when that's.

550
00:28:34.920 --> 00:28:37.680
<v Speaker 1>What Jen gets at five, That's what Jen was getting

551
00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:39.440
<v Speaker 1>at five, guys, until I let her know. I'm not

552
00:28:39.440 --> 00:28:43.279
<v Speaker 1>paying seven dollars for fucking like two slices of American

553
00:28:43.400 --> 00:28:45.599
<v Speaker 1>cheese and all the veggies you want on it. Get

554
00:28:45.599 --> 00:28:46.400
<v Speaker 1>the fuck.

555
00:28:46.240 --> 00:28:48.880
<v Speaker 2>Out of here. Oh but what about is one of

556
00:28:48.880 --> 00:28:50.720
<v Speaker 2>the veggies horse Radish?

557
00:28:51.640 --> 00:28:54.680
<v Speaker 1>Gen doesn't like horse Radish? Actually is one of.

558
00:28:54.680 --> 00:29:01.400
<v Speaker 2>The other veggies Celery? Oh you want ease and Celery? Please?

559
00:29:04.720 --> 00:29:08.079
<v Speaker 1>So we go to this place, Barbacu's Burritos.

560
00:29:08.640 --> 00:29:10.920
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck kind of what is this?

561
00:29:11.319 --> 00:29:14.720
<v Speaker 1>Tex mex I honestly, I don't know what it is.

562
00:29:15.440 --> 00:29:17.400
<v Speaker 2>It is, like I said, it looks bomb.

563
00:29:17.759 --> 00:29:23.119
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So yesterday I went in with Gin and we

564
00:29:23.279 --> 00:29:27.240
<v Speaker 1>got fucking let's see, I'll show you exactly what we got.

565
00:29:27.240 --> 00:29:31.599
<v Speaker 2>We'll look at this. It's a burrito. I like burritos,

566
00:29:32.240 --> 00:29:35.119
<v Speaker 2>do you. Yeah? Sometimes I like when you deep fry

567
00:29:35.160 --> 00:29:39.039
<v Speaker 2>the burrito and it becomes a chimmy changa. Mm yeah,

568
00:29:39.079 --> 00:29:42.640
<v Speaker 2>I like that too. They don't have it on here anyway.

569
00:29:43.720 --> 00:29:46.240
<v Speaker 1>It was their special which it was like some kind

570
00:29:46.240 --> 00:29:51.039
<v Speaker 1>of fucking chicken. It's this right here, you know, I

571
00:29:51.119 --> 00:29:53.640
<v Speaker 1>don't know where it is, some kind of chicken. I

572
00:29:53.640 --> 00:29:57.319
<v Speaker 1>don't know. It's some kind of fucking Hawaiian thing where

573
00:29:57.319 --> 00:30:01.039
<v Speaker 1>it's like chicken and then rice and pineapple salsa and

574
00:30:01.119 --> 00:30:06.519
<v Speaker 1>like General Sow's sauce on it or something. It's delicious, right,

575
00:30:06.920 --> 00:30:09.480
<v Speaker 1>sounds bomb. So I go to I take an I

576
00:30:09.519 --> 00:30:11.839
<v Speaker 1>took a bite. I'm like, you know, quote the way

577
00:30:11.839 --> 00:30:14.680
<v Speaker 1>through half the way through. And I looked down and

578
00:30:14.720 --> 00:30:17.359
<v Speaker 1>I go, oh, that's a weird looking piece of cilantro.

579
00:30:18.079 --> 00:30:20.920
<v Speaker 1>And I go, oh, that's a really sharp looking piece

580
00:30:20.920 --> 00:30:21.640
<v Speaker 1>of cilantro.

581
00:30:23.799 --> 00:30:24.119
<v Speaker 2>It was.

582
00:30:24.519 --> 00:30:26.279
<v Speaker 1>It was not I look and I go, that's a

583
00:30:26.279 --> 00:30:29.480
<v Speaker 1>really metallic piecing piece of cilantro.

584
00:30:30.640 --> 00:30:32.759
<v Speaker 2>Root. It was the root tone.

585
00:30:33.240 --> 00:30:39.599
<v Speaker 1>So actually, well my story's gone now. But actually it

586
00:30:40.000 --> 00:30:46.279
<v Speaker 1>was a piece of metal that was wound up and

587
00:30:46.559 --> 00:30:50.960
<v Speaker 1>ended up inside of my thing. Very sharp, very thin metal.

588
00:30:52.119 --> 00:30:54.279
<v Speaker 2>Man, how did the chicken? Chicken must have been pecking

589
00:30:54.319 --> 00:30:56.039
<v Speaker 2>at the coup huh. So here.

590
00:30:58.480 --> 00:31:00.559
<v Speaker 1>Boy got some of the coop stuck in them there.

591
00:31:01.759 --> 00:31:03.759
<v Speaker 2>Couldn't get out of him. When he went in the grind.

592
00:31:04.240 --> 00:31:05.319
<v Speaker 2>So here's the dilemma.

593
00:31:05.359 --> 00:31:08.680
<v Speaker 1>I say to Jen right away, I stop eating, stop eating,

594
00:31:09.000 --> 00:31:11.480
<v Speaker 1>And she was what, I just stop eating, and I

595
00:31:11.640 --> 00:31:13.480
<v Speaker 1>like show it to her and she understands and she

596
00:31:13.480 --> 00:31:17.279
<v Speaker 1>stops eating. Now here's the problem. Fat white girl behind

597
00:31:17.279 --> 00:31:21.000
<v Speaker 1>the counter, sweetheart, total sweetheart. She was great, actually, but

598
00:31:21.440 --> 00:31:23.440
<v Speaker 1>that doesn't change. She was a fat white girl.

599
00:31:23.559 --> 00:31:26.720
<v Speaker 2>Okay, those are two. She was a Meatharts thank you.

600
00:31:27.480 --> 00:31:32.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh what a Meaththart. It's the fat version of sweetheart.

601
00:31:33.119 --> 00:31:37.519
<v Speaker 1>I fucking I mean, I love that. That's a fucking shirt,

602
00:31:37.960 --> 00:31:41.240
<v Speaker 1>you know. Please tell me to get that from somewhere else.

603
00:31:41.759 --> 00:31:43.519
<v Speaker 2>No, I just thought of that right now because she

604
00:31:43.559 --> 00:31:45.880
<v Speaker 2>said she was fat, but she was also a sweetheart,

605
00:31:46.160 --> 00:31:49.720
<v Speaker 2>so I thought, man, she's got a big, meaty, dying heart.

606
00:31:50.000 --> 00:31:54.319
<v Speaker 1>Can I can I show you a representation of let

607
00:31:54.319 --> 00:31:57.319
<v Speaker 1>me cut all of what we're saying, not cut it out,

608
00:31:57.559 --> 00:32:00.160
<v Speaker 1>just cut to this. I want to show you a

609
00:32:00.279 --> 00:32:03.839
<v Speaker 1>representation of how I felt when you.

610
00:32:03.839 --> 00:32:04.720
<v Speaker 2>Made that joke.

611
00:32:05.200 --> 00:32:10.319
<v Speaker 1>Okay, like a okay, so this is a.

612
00:32:11.839 --> 00:32:13.839
<v Speaker 2>No. This is I felt better.

613
00:32:13.559 --> 00:32:16.599
<v Speaker 1>Than the woman in this video that I'm gonna show you. Okay,

614
00:32:17.160 --> 00:32:22.039
<v Speaker 1>So this woman has a nonverbal autistic kid okay.

615
00:32:21.799 --> 00:32:24.799
<v Speaker 2>Okay, and he's also black for some reason when she's

616
00:32:24.880 --> 00:32:25.359
<v Speaker 2>my aunt.

617
00:32:26.599 --> 00:32:31.000
<v Speaker 1>So, so this is a non verbal autistic kid.

618
00:32:31.079 --> 00:32:34.599
<v Speaker 2>He does not speak okay, as opposed to a verbal

619
00:32:34.640 --> 00:32:36.960
<v Speaker 2>autistic kid, which does not speak well.

620
00:32:37.640 --> 00:32:40.000
<v Speaker 1>Which does not shut the fuck up whatever.

621
00:32:47.000 --> 00:32:48.759
<v Speaker 2>He's lying this whole day time.

622
00:32:48.920 --> 00:32:51.079
<v Speaker 1>When you made that joke, I was, I went, Oh

623
00:32:51.119 --> 00:32:55.119
<v Speaker 1>my god, does he just fucking nail like a a

624
00:32:55.240 --> 00:32:58.680
<v Speaker 1>joke that will consistently carry on and not just be

625
00:32:58.759 --> 00:33:00.160
<v Speaker 1>about come or share it?

626
00:33:01.240 --> 00:33:03.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Yeah, dude, how do we work come

627
00:33:03.240 --> 00:33:03.680
<v Speaker 2>into this?

628
00:33:03.920 --> 00:33:07.759
<v Speaker 1>My autistic podcast son spoke for the first time.

629
00:33:08.160 --> 00:33:11.359
<v Speaker 2>It was beautiful. I loved it. Where does this lady live?

630
00:33:11.759 --> 00:33:14.039
<v Speaker 1>I don't know where the fucking woman lives.

631
00:33:14.279 --> 00:33:16.519
<v Speaker 2>It looks like she's being kept in the like the

632
00:33:16.599 --> 00:33:20.599
<v Speaker 2>human terrarium from Old Boy, okay, with.

633
00:33:20.480 --> 00:33:23.559
<v Speaker 1>A black autistic kid, and they just like, this is

634
00:33:23.599 --> 00:33:24.119
<v Speaker 1>your son.

635
00:33:24.640 --> 00:33:26.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, They're just they're just observing her to see like

636
00:33:27.039 --> 00:33:28.759
<v Speaker 2>it's an experiment, like what does she do? You know

637
00:33:28.839 --> 00:33:30.480
<v Speaker 2>people are watching paying and shit.

638
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<v Speaker 1>Uh so, here's my dilemma at the burrito place. We're

639
00:33:37.079 --> 00:33:40.640
<v Speaker 1>still talking about that. Here's my dilemma at the burrito place.

640
00:33:40.640 --> 00:33:43.200
<v Speaker 1>Fat white girl behind the counter. She was a total sweetheart,

641
00:33:43.200 --> 00:33:44.720
<v Speaker 1>So I don't want to be a bitch to her,

642
00:33:44.880 --> 00:33:46.640
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't want to be a real fucking Karen

643
00:33:46.680 --> 00:33:50.799
<v Speaker 1>to this lady. Another white kid, he was a cunt.

644
00:33:51.079 --> 00:33:53.839
<v Speaker 1>He like, we ordered something else to go along with it,

645
00:33:54.039 --> 00:33:56.720
<v Speaker 1>and he went okay, and.

646
00:33:56.720 --> 00:33:57.480
<v Speaker 2>Like did it.

647
00:33:57.519 --> 00:33:59.599
<v Speaker 1>But the girl did all the work. So if I'm

648
00:33:59.599 --> 00:34:02.519
<v Speaker 1>gonna be a hunt to someone she's front customer facing,

649
00:34:02.559 --> 00:34:07.359
<v Speaker 1>I got to do it to her. Dilemma Two, there's

650
00:34:07.400 --> 00:34:11.920
<v Speaker 1>a black couple that's ordering. Okay, do I fuck up

651
00:34:11.960 --> 00:34:15.159
<v Speaker 1>this girl behind the counter sail for the day because

652
00:34:15.199 --> 00:34:18.079
<v Speaker 1>nobody goes in this place. No one goes in this place.

653
00:34:18.480 --> 00:34:22.159
<v Speaker 1>But then do I possibly risk, you know, having these

654
00:34:22.199 --> 00:34:25.440
<v Speaker 1>black folk eat some metal? And then I I'm on

655
00:34:25.519 --> 00:34:28.039
<v Speaker 1>the news afterwards, I'm like, I got medal in before them,

656
00:34:28.039 --> 00:34:29.760
<v Speaker 1>and they're like, well, why didn't you say something? Is

657
00:34:29.800 --> 00:34:30.639
<v Speaker 1>it because they're black?

658
00:34:31.039 --> 00:34:31.239
<v Speaker 2>Now?

659
00:34:31.280 --> 00:34:34.599
<v Speaker 1>All of a sudden, I'm a fucking racist on the news.

660
00:34:35.320 --> 00:34:37.280
<v Speaker 2>Lose right, So.

661
00:34:38.400 --> 00:34:42.199
<v Speaker 1>I take the metal spring and I put it into

662
00:34:42.239 --> 00:34:44.960
<v Speaker 1>a napkin and I hold it in my hand and

663
00:34:45.000 --> 00:34:48.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm standing halfway between my seat and all three of

664
00:34:48.800 --> 00:34:51.519
<v Speaker 1>the people. The fat white girl and the two black

665
00:34:52.039 --> 00:34:55.440
<v Speaker 1>people who are ordering, and I half stand there with

666
00:34:55.519 --> 00:35:01.400
<v Speaker 1>my mouth open like this because I don't want to

667
00:35:01.400 --> 00:35:03.760
<v Speaker 1>be weird verbal. I don't want to be weird or

668
00:35:03.800 --> 00:35:08.719
<v Speaker 1>awkward about it. As I became non verbal, and uh,

669
00:35:08.760 --> 00:35:11.800
<v Speaker 1>the black lady recognizes there's a problem. I assume she

670
00:35:11.920 --> 00:35:14.000
<v Speaker 1>thought shooter or.

671
00:35:14.679 --> 00:35:17.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh, another white boy going to shoot up brito.

672
00:35:17.559 --> 00:35:21.639
<v Speaker 1>Charlottesville or something, you know, like I assume, but she

673
00:35:21.800 --> 00:35:25.440
<v Speaker 1>tries to quell the issue. She goes, she goes, what

674
00:35:25.519 --> 00:35:29.280
<v Speaker 1>did you have? Did you enjoy your meal today? And I, again,

675
00:35:29.519 --> 00:35:33.320
<v Speaker 1>very autistically but verbally autistically, go, I need to talk

676
00:35:33.400 --> 00:35:34.559
<v Speaker 1>to all three of you.

677
00:35:35.679 --> 00:35:37.079
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, dude.

678
00:35:37.119 --> 00:35:39.039
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what to do. I was thrown for

679
00:35:39.079 --> 00:35:41.719
<v Speaker 1>a loop. I was starving. I start eating, I look down.

680
00:35:41.800 --> 00:35:45.639
<v Speaker 1>There's fucking sprockets in my food. Like, you know what

681
00:35:45.679 --> 00:35:46.480
<v Speaker 1>am I supposed to do?

682
00:35:46.559 --> 00:35:49.639
<v Speaker 2>In this case? I would have been like, come here,

683
00:35:50.719 --> 00:35:54.159
<v Speaker 2>come to who am I missed? One?

684
00:35:54.679 --> 00:35:57.920
<v Speaker 1>Menacingly going come here, come here.

685
00:35:58.760 --> 00:36:01.719
<v Speaker 2>They're like, this is the best god damn fucking burrito

686
00:36:01.840 --> 00:36:05.400
<v Speaker 2>I've ever been served in my life. Only complaint is

687
00:36:05.440 --> 00:36:06.519
<v Speaker 2>the gears.

688
00:36:06.599 --> 00:36:11.320
<v Speaker 1>The gears that are inside of it. So I posted

689
00:36:11.320 --> 00:36:15.000
<v Speaker 1>that to my story yesterday and I tagged the burrito

690
00:36:15.159 --> 00:36:16.679
<v Speaker 1>place and they hit me back.

691
00:36:16.880 --> 00:36:19.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, here was the liar.

692
00:36:20.280 --> 00:36:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, hey, U f slur stuff for lying. So

693
00:36:23.960 --> 00:36:27.400
<v Speaker 1>they say, oof, so sorry to see this. Can you

694
00:36:27.440 --> 00:36:30.760
<v Speaker 1>share your contact info? And the store this was from?

695
00:36:30.960 --> 00:36:34.519
<v Speaker 1>So I actually do I actually share my contact.

696
00:36:34.079 --> 00:36:35.760
<v Speaker 2>And dude, it's your number.

697
00:36:36.800 --> 00:36:40.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've kept it all these years. So here was

698
00:36:40.400 --> 00:36:43.519
<v Speaker 1>the explanation I got. By the way, I got no refund.

699
00:36:43.679 --> 00:36:45.519
<v Speaker 1>The girl was like, I can remake it for you

700
00:36:45.559 --> 00:36:48.039
<v Speaker 1>if you want, and I just went, no, I don't.

701
00:36:48.480 --> 00:36:50.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't think so, like, why would I want you

702
00:36:50.559 --> 00:36:51.280
<v Speaker 1>to remake it?

703
00:36:52.079 --> 00:36:54.360
<v Speaker 2>Dude. That's better than what happened to me the time

704
00:36:54.559 --> 00:36:57.079
<v Speaker 2>I drove all the way home with the wrong order

705
00:36:57.400 --> 00:37:00.440
<v Speaker 2>and went back to get the right one, and then

706
00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:04.639
<v Speaker 2>they charged me for the right order because for some

707
00:37:04.679 --> 00:37:08.000
<v Speaker 2>reason they just kept assuring me it wasn't my fault.

708
00:37:08.519 --> 00:37:10.760
<v Speaker 2>And so then I called and complained. The next day

709
00:37:11.599 --> 00:37:14.960
<v Speaker 2>when I got like an English speaking manager, and I

710
00:37:15.079 --> 00:37:17.760
<v Speaker 2>drove there, you know, to get her before she left

711
00:37:17.800 --> 00:37:19.559
<v Speaker 2>so she could give me a gift card with the

712
00:37:19.679 --> 00:37:21.880
<v Speaker 2>value of both of the meals. And then when I

713
00:37:21.920 --> 00:37:24.280
<v Speaker 2>went back to go and buy a meal, the gift

714
00:37:24.320 --> 00:37:27.840
<v Speaker 2>card had zero dollars on it. Oh mean you look

715
00:37:27.920 --> 00:37:29.239
<v Speaker 2>like a fucking dickhead.

716
00:37:29.719 --> 00:37:30.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

717
00:37:30.119 --> 00:37:32.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she really fucked my whole month up.

718
00:37:34.599 --> 00:37:37.119
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, I don't know why people don't do that

719
00:37:37.159 --> 00:37:40.440
<v Speaker 1>more often. Just grab a gift card off the sort

720
00:37:40.440 --> 00:37:41.880
<v Speaker 1>of give it as a gift and when they go

721
00:37:42.000 --> 00:37:44.079
<v Speaker 1>to scan it and it's empty, you just be like,

722
00:37:44.239 --> 00:37:46.440
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, they must have stolen it at the

723
00:37:46.480 --> 00:37:47.719
<v Speaker 1>register or something.

724
00:37:48.599 --> 00:37:54.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's that's a real uh dick move. And I

725
00:37:54.199 --> 00:37:55.960
<v Speaker 2>can kind of see why they did it, because you know,

726
00:37:56.039 --> 00:37:58.360
<v Speaker 2>I was doing my thing, like come here, come here,

727
00:37:59.320 --> 00:38:03.960
<v Speaker 2>but come here at the same time. It's like, dude,

728
00:38:05.039 --> 00:38:06.880
<v Speaker 2>I drove back and forth a lot. The least you

729
00:38:06.880 --> 00:38:08.679
<v Speaker 2>could do is give me the value of want of

730
00:38:08.760 --> 00:38:09.280
<v Speaker 2>the meals.

731
00:38:11.119 --> 00:38:15.760
<v Speaker 1>So I gave them my contact information and they said, Matt, really,

732
00:38:15.800 --> 00:38:18.480
<v Speaker 1>do apologize for this. We think we know what this

733
00:38:18.639 --> 00:38:20.800
<v Speaker 1>is from the picture. Wait, we think we know what

734
00:38:20.880 --> 00:38:23.639
<v Speaker 1>this is from the picture and have reached out to

735
00:38:23.679 --> 00:38:26.239
<v Speaker 1>the store to correct and prevent this from happening again.

736
00:38:26.840 --> 00:38:28.400
<v Speaker 1>I want to tell you what it is so you

737
00:38:28.440 --> 00:38:31.760
<v Speaker 1>are aware, not that it makes it an okay occurrence.

738
00:38:32.199 --> 00:38:35.079
<v Speaker 1>It's a piece of the stainless steel scrub pads they

739
00:38:35.159 --> 00:38:38.559
<v Speaker 1>used to clean the dishes. They are supposed to be

740
00:38:38.639 --> 00:38:42.079
<v Speaker 1>using them per this exact reason, happens more often than

741
00:38:42.119 --> 00:38:44.880
<v Speaker 1>it should, and the easiest prevention is to not use

742
00:38:44.920 --> 00:38:47.199
<v Speaker 1>them and scrub a little harder with pads that.

743
00:38:47.239 --> 00:38:49.920
<v Speaker 2>Do not untangle like this one. Did they scrub in

744
00:38:49.920 --> 00:38:51.159
<v Speaker 2>the chicken with those pads?

745
00:38:51.280 --> 00:38:54.159
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I'm still going to have someone reach out. I

746
00:38:54.199 --> 00:38:56.400
<v Speaker 1>just want to jump on here to explain and let

747
00:38:56.440 --> 00:38:58.159
<v Speaker 1>you know that we're taking.

748
00:38:57.840 --> 00:39:01.480
<v Speaker 2>This seriously, right, not serious enough?

749
00:39:01.920 --> 00:39:04.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, Hey, don't sweat it. Hey, bro, don't worry.

750
00:39:04.679 --> 00:39:07.519
<v Speaker 1>It's not gonna hurt you. It's just the nasty scrub

751
00:39:07.639 --> 00:39:10.519
<v Speaker 1>pad that we use to fucking, you know, get all

752
00:39:10.519 --> 00:39:13.320
<v Speaker 1>the burnt chicken or whatever else off of stuff.

753
00:39:14.000 --> 00:39:18.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay. Two possibilities. One, maybe they assume that the management

754
00:39:18.400 --> 00:39:20.480
<v Speaker 2>at the store already took care of it because they

755
00:39:21.519 --> 00:39:25.840
<v Speaker 2>trust their staff to not be fucking buck ups. Or two,

756
00:39:26.079 --> 00:39:28.800
<v Speaker 2>maybe they're playing a surprise party for you. You think

757
00:39:28.840 --> 00:39:32.360
<v Speaker 2>so well, I'm not going back there. I no, no, no,

758
00:39:32.239 --> 00:39:34.880
<v Speaker 2>no no no. They're gonna do it at your house. Man.

759
00:39:34.880 --> 00:39:37.360
<v Speaker 2>They're gonna like send a camera crew and the fucking

760
00:39:38.199 --> 00:39:40.719
<v Speaker 2>home makeover guys, and they're gonna turn your house into

761
00:39:40.800 --> 00:39:44.039
<v Speaker 2>a chicken factory. That's a really big piece of metal

762
00:39:44.559 --> 00:39:48.199
<v Speaker 2>that looks like something that came from an industrial site. Look.

763
00:39:48.400 --> 00:39:51.320
<v Speaker 1>Look, here's a very sharp point.

764
00:39:51.440 --> 00:39:54.000
<v Speaker 2>On it, one end of it. Oh my god, that

765
00:39:54.039 --> 00:39:56.239
<v Speaker 2>looks like it was found in a Russian journalist.

766
00:39:57.559 --> 00:40:00.760
<v Speaker 1>This is part of the engine on a Russian sub correct.

767
00:40:01.440 --> 00:40:05.039
<v Speaker 1>But and this also has like a securing like bracket

768
00:40:05.119 --> 00:40:06.639
<v Speaker 1>type thing on the other things.

769
00:40:06.840 --> 00:40:09.559
<v Speaker 2>This, How did it end up in anything food related?

770
00:40:09.559 --> 00:40:12.440
<v Speaker 2>That's what I like. You wash the dishes with these things? Fine,

771
00:40:12.960 --> 00:40:14.320
<v Speaker 2>how is it in the dish? Still?

772
00:40:14.639 --> 00:40:17.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly if you're scrubbing the brush, I understand. If

773
00:40:17.760 --> 00:40:20.559
<v Speaker 1>they're scrubbing the brush on the pants that maybe that

774
00:40:20.599 --> 00:40:24.519
<v Speaker 1>they'll load the food into. But that should be rinsed

775
00:40:24.519 --> 00:40:27.199
<v Speaker 1>out as well, and that should come along with it

776
00:40:27.280 --> 00:40:28.679
<v Speaker 1>if you're rinsing it right.

777
00:40:29.559 --> 00:40:32.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't understand. It's almost like they tried to

778
00:40:32.960 --> 00:40:33.320
<v Speaker 2>kill you.

779
00:40:33.800 --> 00:40:37.119
<v Speaker 1>It's really it was a really good burrito.

780
00:40:37.280 --> 00:40:40.679
<v Speaker 2>Too. Vary in what's in there. It looks Oh that's that.

781
00:40:41.719 --> 00:40:45.119
<v Speaker 2>It looks it looks way better than Hawaiian food. It's not.

782
00:40:46.639 --> 00:40:52.000
<v Speaker 1>It's not generals sauce. It's like Gokney or something sauce.

783
00:40:52.159 --> 00:40:53.880
<v Speaker 1>But I asked what the guy said. He's like, it's

784
00:40:53.960 --> 00:40:56.960
<v Speaker 1>just like General sauce, and next to it is General,

785
00:40:57.000 --> 00:40:58.519
<v Speaker 1>So I was like, why did he use that?

786
00:40:58.639 --> 00:41:01.760
<v Speaker 2>Then? Well, in Hawaii they have like their own General's chicken,

787
00:41:01.920 --> 00:41:05.400
<v Speaker 2>but it's like a little bit different. It's not as

788
00:41:05.440 --> 00:41:09.559
<v Speaker 2>good as the already mediocre dish known as General's chicken.

789
00:41:10.360 --> 00:41:11.719
<v Speaker 1>General's chickens pretty good.

790
00:41:12.239 --> 00:41:16.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, dude, I'm kind of old. Gotta be crispy, Okay,

791
00:41:16.519 --> 00:41:20.360
<v Speaker 2>if it's crispy and also has a good portion of meat.

792
00:41:20.679 --> 00:41:24.280
<v Speaker 2>Chinese places, man, they're getting skimpy, dude. They chop their

793
00:41:24.360 --> 00:41:28.480
<v Speaker 2>chicken smaller. They give you worse cuts of meat, so

794
00:41:28.519 --> 00:41:32.800
<v Speaker 2>you're getting like more fat and gristle and more breading.

795
00:41:32.880 --> 00:41:35.039
<v Speaker 2>And it's like if there's a big juicy piece of

796
00:41:35.079 --> 00:41:37.760
<v Speaker 2>meat and it's crispy and it's got the sauce, all right,

797
00:41:37.800 --> 00:41:41.679
<v Speaker 2>now we're talking. But if it's like subpar chicken cuts,

798
00:41:41.760 --> 00:41:44.039
<v Speaker 2>then just give me the What is the one where

799
00:41:44.079 --> 00:41:46.480
<v Speaker 2>it's like grilled chicken and peanuts? Is that kung Pal?

800
00:41:47.159 --> 00:41:50.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, something like that. Okay, I don't love the sauce

801
00:41:50.800 --> 00:41:51.119
<v Speaker 1>on that.

802
00:41:51.480 --> 00:41:53.199
<v Speaker 2>Well, you just get the sweet and sour sauce on

803
00:41:53.239 --> 00:41:55.199
<v Speaker 2>the side. You mix it together. It's like general sauce.

804
00:41:55.239 --> 00:41:59.000
<v Speaker 2>It's all the same shits, sugar and fucking MSG. Yeah,

805
00:41:59.119 --> 00:42:02.400
<v Speaker 2>MSG exactly. I was gonna say, soy sauce, but that's

806
00:42:02.440 --> 00:42:04.119
<v Speaker 2>just the rice. They put it on all the rice,

807
00:42:04.360 --> 00:42:04.920
<v Speaker 2>that's right.

808
00:42:06.639 --> 00:42:09.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So I don't know that was my Uh.

809
00:42:09.519 --> 00:42:14.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, dude, that's a shame. I'm really I'm sorry for you.

810
00:42:14.000 --> 00:42:15.960
<v Speaker 2>You should have just done what I would have done,

811
00:42:16.079 --> 00:42:19.840
<v Speaker 2>which is just revert back to my childhood, which is y'all,

812
00:42:19.880 --> 00:42:21.880
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna get yelled at because this looks like hair.

813
00:42:22.800 --> 00:42:28.079
<v Speaker 1>Just eat it, Jen told me, and then we both

814
00:42:28.119 --> 00:42:31.880
<v Speaker 1>start getting uh, what's the term not psychosomatic? Is it

815
00:42:31.920 --> 00:42:35.519
<v Speaker 1>psychosomatic when you start imagining symptoms?

816
00:42:36.039 --> 00:42:38.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think that is. I mean, well, no, psychosomatic

817
00:42:38.800 --> 00:42:43.400
<v Speaker 2>is real symptoms, but they're happening because of your psychological state.

818
00:42:43.519 --> 00:42:46.760
<v Speaker 2>So it's like you're vomiting, but there's nothing physically wrong

819
00:42:46.800 --> 00:42:48.199
<v Speaker 2>with you. It's something mental, you know.

820
00:42:48.360 --> 00:42:51.480
<v Speaker 1>All right, So we were both thinking our stomach's hurt,

821
00:42:51.719 --> 00:42:53.840
<v Speaker 1>but they probably didn't hurt. But how do you know

822
00:42:53.920 --> 00:42:55.239
<v Speaker 1>if they actually hurt or not?

823
00:42:55.400 --> 00:42:57.360
<v Speaker 2>Well, no, that's the thing is like they did hurt.

824
00:42:57.360 --> 00:43:00.960
<v Speaker 2>That's your your body's telling you. It's like, that's one

825
00:43:00.960 --> 00:43:03.440
<v Speaker 2>of the coolest things I learned from watching that Robert

826
00:43:03.519 --> 00:43:06.599
<v Speaker 2>Sapalski course, is just like how to kind of like

827
00:43:06.960 --> 00:43:12.119
<v Speaker 2>start to interpret certain signals from your body. And it's like,

828
00:43:13.159 --> 00:43:17.320
<v Speaker 2>for instance, with you talking about your stomach hurting, it's

829
00:43:17.360 --> 00:43:22.880
<v Speaker 2>like you consciously know your thinking part of you knows

830
00:43:23.960 --> 00:43:27.239
<v Speaker 2>that there's really nothing rationally to worry about, right, But

831
00:43:27.320 --> 00:43:30.239
<v Speaker 2>it's like that primal part of you, which is wired separately,

832
00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:33.679
<v Speaker 2>is sending off all these alert bells because the conscious

833
00:43:33.719 --> 00:43:37.599
<v Speaker 2>part of you informs the rest of you. So it's

834
00:43:37.719 --> 00:43:40.599
<v Speaker 2>totally valid that your stomach hurt. Like, it totally makes sense.

835
00:43:41.119 --> 00:43:46.039
<v Speaker 2>So it's like, when your stomach hurts, that's the better

836
00:43:46.039 --> 00:43:48.199
<v Speaker 2>way to think about it. When you have a stomach ache,

837
00:43:48.239 --> 00:43:52.199
<v Speaker 2>it's not just because there's a bug in you or something, right,

838
00:43:52.360 --> 00:43:58.440
<v Speaker 2>Like mental conditions are a completely valid physiological reason for

839
00:43:58.480 --> 00:44:00.760
<v Speaker 2>a stomach ache. Your stomach ache was its real, man,

840
00:44:01.079 --> 00:44:02.639
<v Speaker 2>that really happened.

841
00:44:02.320 --> 00:44:05.280
<v Speaker 1>Okay, then I should reword it this way. I don't

842
00:44:05.320 --> 00:44:11.800
<v Speaker 1>know if it was the my brain saying my stomach hurt,

843
00:44:11.840 --> 00:44:16.000
<v Speaker 1>and my stomach hurt or if it was the nineteen

844
00:44:16.119 --> 00:44:20.760
<v Speaker 1>ninety two Ford f one fifty transmission I had eaten earlier.

845
00:44:20.840 --> 00:44:25.719
<v Speaker 2>In the day, or the smog from the back room

846
00:44:25.760 --> 00:44:26.519
<v Speaker 2>you were breathing in.

847
00:44:26.599 --> 00:44:32.920
<v Speaker 1>You know, dude, it was gross. And I don't know

848
00:44:32.960 --> 00:44:35.960
<v Speaker 1>if it's even number one on like worse things. I've

849
00:44:36.000 --> 00:44:38.039
<v Speaker 1>told this story before. I was on a I was

850
00:44:38.159 --> 00:44:40.519
<v Speaker 1>broke when I worked at best Buy, real fucking broke,

851
00:44:40.559 --> 00:44:43.119
<v Speaker 1>which is part of my spending problems now. Once I

852
00:44:43.159 --> 00:44:46.400
<v Speaker 1>got a little like breathing room, you just take advantage

853
00:44:46.440 --> 00:44:50.000
<v Speaker 1>of that, you know. So that's what I got to

854
00:44:50.000 --> 00:44:51.519
<v Speaker 1>rein back in. But when I worked the Best Way,

855
00:44:51.559 --> 00:44:52.719
<v Speaker 1>I was fucking broke.

856
00:44:52.800 --> 00:44:55.400
<v Speaker 2>Man. You'd have like ninety bucks to last you two weeks.

857
00:44:55.480 --> 00:44:56.719
<v Speaker 2>You gotta get all your meals.

858
00:44:56.800 --> 00:44:59.400
<v Speaker 1>So you'd go across the street to the McDonald's and

859
00:44:59.480 --> 00:45:02.320
<v Speaker 1>you'd get like like two dollar double cheeseburgers.

860
00:45:02.519 --> 00:45:03.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, back.

861
00:45:03.639 --> 00:45:07.440
<v Speaker 1>When they were a dollar and fucking I was doing

862
00:45:07.480 --> 00:45:09.960
<v Speaker 1>the low carb thing. So I'd get the burgers completely plain,

863
00:45:10.119 --> 00:45:11.960
<v Speaker 1>just cheese and meat, and then I'd take the BoNT

864
00:45:12.039 --> 00:45:16.760
<v Speaker 1>off and eat it the onion, little onions. I was

865
00:45:16.800 --> 00:45:18.840
<v Speaker 1>doing the low carb thing. No, no, no, there's no

866
00:45:19.000 --> 00:45:19.840
<v Speaker 1>carbs and onions.

867
00:45:19.880 --> 00:45:21.559
<v Speaker 2>It's just fucking acid.

868
00:45:24.360 --> 00:45:29.880
<v Speaker 1>No no, So I'd go across and the people were

869
00:45:29.920 --> 00:45:32.639
<v Speaker 1>in there. There was this little Spanish troll lady who

870
00:45:32.719 --> 00:45:33.639
<v Speaker 1>was very scary.

871
00:45:33.800 --> 00:45:35.000
<v Speaker 2>She looked like a little troll.

872
00:45:35.079 --> 00:45:37.760
<v Speaker 1>She never spoke a word, her face was very wide.

873
00:45:37.840 --> 00:45:41.480
<v Speaker 1>She looked like almost like a like an anime character

874
00:45:41.639 --> 00:45:44.639
<v Speaker 1>type of thing, like how the Japanese draw fat Americans.

875
00:45:46.960 --> 00:45:49.920
<v Speaker 1>Probably yes, So she would just kind of stumble around,

876
00:45:49.960 --> 00:45:52.400
<v Speaker 1>and the rest behind the counter was all black ladies.

877
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:56.519
<v Speaker 1>Now this was a McDonald's inside.

878
00:45:55.840 --> 00:45:59.400
<v Speaker 2>Of a Walmart. I will remind those are the worst ones.

879
00:45:59.760 --> 00:46:02.119
<v Speaker 2>The only thing worse than a McDonald's inside of a

880
00:46:02.159 --> 00:46:06.800
<v Speaker 2>Walmart is a subway inside of a Walmart. Uh. I Yes,

881
00:46:07.360 --> 00:46:10.920
<v Speaker 2>There's nothing I fucking hate more than walking into a

882
00:46:10.960 --> 00:46:14.639
<v Speaker 2>Walmart I've never been to before, on the on the

883
00:46:14.679 --> 00:46:19.519
<v Speaker 2>home side and smelling subway bread from the other side

884
00:46:19.559 --> 00:46:21.960
<v Speaker 2>of the store. I just want to turn around and leave.

885
00:46:23.360 --> 00:46:26.559
<v Speaker 1>I went into a subway, not recently. It must have

886
00:46:26.599 --> 00:46:29.719
<v Speaker 1>been last year because I didn't have it while I

887
00:46:29.760 --> 00:46:32.960
<v Speaker 1>was doing my diet, but it was real. It was

888
00:46:33.079 --> 00:46:35.920
<v Speaker 1>memorable enough that I remember it like it was yesterday.

889
00:46:36.599 --> 00:46:40.599
<v Speaker 1>These Indian family owned the subway inside of a Walmart

890
00:46:40.760 --> 00:46:44.639
<v Speaker 1>and he was training the father, I guess, was training

891
00:46:44.800 --> 00:46:48.719
<v Speaker 1>his father how to make a sandwich. And this guy,

892
00:46:48.880 --> 00:46:52.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, can I get lettuce please? This guy put

893
00:46:52.320 --> 00:46:56.000
<v Speaker 1>on so little you would have thought, I said, and

894
00:46:56.159 --> 00:47:01.360
<v Speaker 1>black truffles as well. Sprinkle some diamond upon that, like

895
00:47:01.440 --> 00:47:04.239
<v Speaker 1>it was crazy. He went like this, like it was

896
00:47:04.280 --> 00:47:05.199
<v Speaker 1>fucking oregano.

897
00:47:05.400 --> 00:47:06.800
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, that's how I like it.

898
00:47:07.320 --> 00:47:13.760
<v Speaker 1>Well regardless, I shut up. Why do you like it

899
00:47:13.840 --> 00:47:14.679
<v Speaker 1>like the Indians?

900
00:47:14.679 --> 00:47:17.360
<v Speaker 2>Because I don't like lettuce on my sandwiches because it's

901
00:47:17.400 --> 00:47:19.559
<v Speaker 2>too watery. If I'm gonna have a whole bunch of

902
00:47:19.639 --> 00:47:21.920
<v Speaker 2>leaves on my sandwich, I want fucking spinach.

903
00:47:22.639 --> 00:47:24.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't spinach just for f slurs.

904
00:47:25.840 --> 00:47:30.199
<v Speaker 2>Dude, spinach is for fucking Oh yeah, I forgot. I

905
00:47:30.239 --> 00:47:31.920
<v Speaker 2>forgot what f sler man? For some reason, I thought

906
00:47:31.920 --> 00:47:33.800
<v Speaker 2>you were you were saying fox. I was like, that's

907
00:47:33.800 --> 00:47:36.760
<v Speaker 2>a weird thing to call people. No, No, you're saying

908
00:47:36.760 --> 00:47:40.079
<v Speaker 2>for gay guys. Yeah.

909
00:47:40.159 --> 00:47:42.840
<v Speaker 1>So I'm in the McDonald's. Let's jump back to a

910
00:47:42.840 --> 00:47:46.360
<v Speaker 1>different story. I'm in the McDonald's and it's my lunchtime

911
00:47:46.519 --> 00:47:49.039
<v Speaker 1>and I can only afford two double cheeseburgers and I

912
00:47:49.079 --> 00:47:50.960
<v Speaker 1>get them and I sit down and I open the

913
00:47:50.960 --> 00:47:55.360
<v Speaker 1>first one up and there is just sitting right on

914
00:47:55.440 --> 00:48:04.039
<v Speaker 1>top of the cheese perfectly, you know, the blackest in color, kinkiest,

915
00:48:05.639 --> 00:48:11.400
<v Speaker 1>most water beating hair I've ever seen, preassed into the cheese.

916
00:48:11.639 --> 00:48:12.639
<v Speaker 2>Like with a fingerprint.

917
00:48:12.960 --> 00:48:15.400
<v Speaker 1>No, no, I would have lost my fucking mind.

918
00:48:15.599 --> 00:48:16.920
<v Speaker 2>I would have thrown it if that.

919
00:48:17.400 --> 00:48:19.519
<v Speaker 1>But it like they pushed the top of the sandwich

920
00:48:19.559 --> 00:48:21.400
<v Speaker 1>down and it smushed it into the cheese.

921
00:48:21.559 --> 00:48:22.360
<v Speaker 2>Ah.

922
00:48:22.400 --> 00:48:23.840
<v Speaker 1>So I brought it back up to the front and

923
00:48:23.920 --> 00:48:25.559
<v Speaker 1>they go, hey, is there any way I could get

924
00:48:25.559 --> 00:48:27.960
<v Speaker 1>another sandwich that. He goes, wow, what's wrong with joe sandwich?

925
00:48:28.000 --> 00:48:29.159
<v Speaker 1>And I showed it, so she goes.

926
00:48:29.039 --> 00:48:31.639
<v Speaker 2>Ew, that's nasty and threw it away.

927
00:48:31.760 --> 00:48:33.960
<v Speaker 1>She goes, yeah, baby, I'll get you another sandwich, something

928
00:48:33.960 --> 00:48:34.880
<v Speaker 1>along those lines.

929
00:48:35.199 --> 00:48:38.360
<v Speaker 2>You want to spit on this one. I don't like

930
00:48:38.440 --> 00:48:38.920
<v Speaker 2>hair eater.

931
00:48:41.119 --> 00:48:43.920
<v Speaker 1>You have to take something gross though, because it's a

932
00:48:44.000 --> 00:48:46.159
<v Speaker 1>McDonald's inside of a Walmart.

933
00:48:46.119 --> 00:48:49.639
<v Speaker 2>Right, come on, honey, hold up, I gotta spit. I

934
00:48:49.639 --> 00:48:50.920
<v Speaker 2>got com what you want.

935
00:48:51.440 --> 00:48:55.480
<v Speaker 1>There is something worse than what you said. We just

936
00:48:55.519 --> 00:48:59.599
<v Speaker 1>go layers down. So a bathroom inside of the McDonald's

937
00:48:59.599 --> 00:49:05.000
<v Speaker 1>inside of the Walmart inside of New Jersey is pretty trashy.

938
00:49:05.480 --> 00:49:08.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. New Jersey's a shithole. I mean I like it. No,

939
00:49:08.960 --> 00:49:11.039
<v Speaker 2>we had a nice town growing up, except for the

940
00:49:11.079 --> 00:49:15.480
<v Speaker 2>part you lived in but and me, you know, for

941
00:49:15.559 --> 00:49:20.400
<v Speaker 2>half the week, but then the weekends. Dude, I was

942
00:49:20.440 --> 00:49:24.440
<v Speaker 2>living in the fucking fancy old folks community. Dude, cool

943
00:49:24.599 --> 00:49:28.719
<v Speaker 2>good stuff. Oh dude, you those condo walls were so thin.

944
00:49:28.960 --> 00:49:32.000
<v Speaker 2>I could hear everything. My grandma's neighbor was saying to

945
00:49:32.039 --> 00:49:39.440
<v Speaker 2>her nephew, Oh yeah, please visit. All right, I got

946
00:49:39.440 --> 00:49:40.280
<v Speaker 2>a video here for you.

947
00:49:41.639 --> 00:49:44.840
<v Speaker 1>These kids try and make a I guess a prank

948
00:49:44.920 --> 00:49:46.159
<v Speaker 1>YouTube video or something.

949
00:49:47.360 --> 00:49:53.039
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, they look like they're really seasoned pranksters. One

950
00:49:53.079 --> 00:49:55.840
<v Speaker 2>of them's got the dopey buzz cut look and the

951
00:49:55.840 --> 00:49:58.079
<v Speaker 2>other one's got the cool guy look. I like it.

952
00:49:58.119 --> 00:50:01.400
<v Speaker 2>I like it's a comedy duo. This absolutely looks like

953
00:50:01.480 --> 00:50:05.519
<v Speaker 2>Bobby Hill. All right, it looks like Bobby Hill in

954
00:50:05.559 --> 00:50:07.400
<v Speaker 2>his going through awkward puberty.

955
00:50:07.480 --> 00:50:08.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah exactly.

956
00:50:08.239 --> 00:50:11.360
<v Speaker 2>He's like, do I like hunting? That's more? Hang, Do

957
00:50:11.440 --> 00:50:12.880
<v Speaker 2>I like hunting or cunt?

958
00:50:13.039 --> 00:50:13.599
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

959
00:50:14.280 --> 00:50:15.760
<v Speaker 2>I might be all about the dick.

960
00:50:16.440 --> 00:50:19.800
<v Speaker 1>So these two pranksters decided to take this man's hat

961
00:50:19.840 --> 00:50:23.719
<v Speaker 1>from him. Well, this is body building influencer Bradley Martin.

962
00:50:23.960 --> 00:50:27.840
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I bet you this guy is so roided. Okay, well,

963
00:50:28.000 --> 00:50:32.880
<v Speaker 2>i'd like you to like you to watch this. Hold on,

964
00:50:32.960 --> 00:50:33.360
<v Speaker 2>hold on.

965
00:50:34.119 --> 00:50:36.480
<v Speaker 1>I turned down a little because you got the shitty.

966
00:50:36.239 --> 00:50:38.239
<v Speaker 2>Gym noise where this is going.

967
00:50:38.599 --> 00:50:39.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to lose.

968
00:50:40.119 --> 00:50:47.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the good part of it. He took his hat.

969
00:50:47.559 --> 00:50:57.960
<v Speaker 5>Guy, Actually, oh, I didn't know that was bad.

970
00:50:58.000 --> 00:51:00.239
<v Speaker 1>Like actually no, actually.

971
00:51:00.960 --> 00:51:03.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, actually no, Actually I didn't know what was wrong

972
00:51:03.679 --> 00:51:06.960
<v Speaker 2>to steal to fuck with you. I thought it was

973
00:51:07.039 --> 00:51:10.559
<v Speaker 2>okay to steal from big bodybuilder guys who shoot fucking

974
00:51:10.639 --> 00:51:12.119
<v Speaker 2>drugs into their ass holes.

975
00:51:12.400 --> 00:51:14.000
<v Speaker 1>I thought you would like it if I put a

976
00:51:14.039 --> 00:51:16.000
<v Speaker 1>camera in your fucking face and made you look like

977
00:51:16.119 --> 00:51:17.119
<v Speaker 1>kind of a bitch.

978
00:51:17.280 --> 00:51:21.000
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's what's wrong? Broy died out. Chris Hems,

979
00:51:21.400 --> 00:51:24.360
<v Speaker 2>what's the guy? Who's the Who's the Chris Captain America?

980
00:51:24.519 --> 00:51:27.840
<v Speaker 2>Chris Evans? Yeah, fucking so many Chris Is in those movies.

981
00:51:28.079 --> 00:51:30.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's true. Let's hear that slap again.

982
00:51:30.760 --> 00:51:31.639
<v Speaker 1>Oh you want to hear it?

983
00:51:32.119 --> 00:51:38.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

984
00:51:39.519 --> 00:51:42.000
<v Speaker 1>I love that though, give me my hat?

985
00:51:42.880 --> 00:51:44.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like, well, I don't understand what he was going

986
00:51:44.679 --> 00:51:46.199
<v Speaker 2>to get out of this by I mean like I

987
00:51:46.239 --> 00:51:48.159
<v Speaker 2>think I think the guy could have handled it better.

988
00:51:48.480 --> 00:51:51.519
<v Speaker 2>Like you could have just like fucking flying need him

989
00:51:51.880 --> 00:51:54.559
<v Speaker 2>or done a drop kick with both legs or something.

990
00:51:54.599 --> 00:51:59.079
<v Speaker 2>But what did this guy expect? You know? He could

991
00:51:59.079 --> 00:52:01.519
<v Speaker 2>have cut his head off? Yeah, he could have done

992
00:52:01.599 --> 00:52:08.079
<v Speaker 2>like the a Rabs do Jesus post two cut heads off, right,

993
00:52:08.079 --> 00:52:10.679
<v Speaker 2>the cartel does that. Hispanics do that as well. Yeah,

994
00:52:10.840 --> 00:52:12.039
<v Speaker 2>that's just the Arabs.

995
00:52:12.119 --> 00:52:18.480
<v Speaker 1>Yep, yep, that's right correct. This lady's all fucked up.

996
00:52:18.599 --> 00:52:21.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it was Philly or a different

997
00:52:21.000 --> 00:52:22.679
<v Speaker 1>part of Pennsylvania, but.

998
00:52:23.719 --> 00:52:26.079
<v Speaker 2>It's like she's been fucked up for a long time.

999
00:52:26.320 --> 00:52:28.960
<v Speaker 1>Say you take Deontay right and you're gonna walk him

1000
00:52:28.960 --> 00:52:31.199
<v Speaker 1>to school? You said, I don't want to say that,

1001
00:52:31.360 --> 00:52:33.480
<v Speaker 1>but he can walk to school, right.

1002
00:52:33.679 --> 00:52:35.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he could walk to school. He knows the way.

1003
00:52:35.360 --> 00:52:36.440
<v Speaker 2>He's not as stupid.

1004
00:52:36.599 --> 00:52:38.880
<v Speaker 1>When was the first age you let him like walk

1005
00:52:38.920 --> 00:52:40.199
<v Speaker 1>to school by himself?

1006
00:52:41.000 --> 00:52:43.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Like third grade? Maybe? Really?

1007
00:52:43.880 --> 00:52:46.239
<v Speaker 1>Okay you were comfortable with that. It's not totally far

1008
00:52:46.400 --> 00:52:46.800
<v Speaker 1>or anything.

1009
00:52:46.960 --> 00:52:48.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like right around the corner.

1010
00:52:48.519 --> 00:52:54.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so this is a crossing guard. Say you walk

1011
00:52:54.559 --> 00:52:57.719
<v Speaker 1>up to take Deontae to his first day to walk

1012
00:52:57.760 --> 00:53:01.320
<v Speaker 1>on his own whatever. And this fucking four foot five

1013
00:53:01.519 --> 00:53:04.280
<v Speaker 1>or something monster like this looks like a monster.

1014
00:53:05.480 --> 00:53:07.559
<v Speaker 2>I mean she does. I thought this was a clip

1015
00:53:07.599 --> 00:53:09.239
<v Speaker 2>from Lord of the Rings.

1016
00:53:09.960 --> 00:53:12.159
<v Speaker 1>Uh so let's see this PRIs.

1017
00:53:12.199 --> 00:53:14.920
<v Speaker 4>We're there last night, as police led twenty six year

1018
00:53:14.960 --> 00:53:18.320
<v Speaker 4>old Kiar Lee to a waiting van her feet shackle.

1019
00:53:18.760 --> 00:53:21.960
<v Speaker 4>She faces a list of charges, including possession of drugs

1020
00:53:22.000 --> 00:53:25.840
<v Speaker 4>and corruption of miners. Investigators say she used her position

1021
00:53:25.960 --> 00:53:29.119
<v Speaker 4>as a crossing guard at an intersection near Penwood's Middle

1022
00:53:29.119 --> 00:53:32.039
<v Speaker 4>School to get close to kids and gave at least

1023
00:53:32.079 --> 00:53:34.960
<v Speaker 4>one child edible marijuana. Is were there, was.

1024
00:53:34.880 --> 00:53:36.599
<v Speaker 2>She gonna fuck them or what? Like? Well, who cares

1025
00:53:36.599 --> 00:53:38.599
<v Speaker 2>if she got close to kids? Did she fuck these

1026
00:53:38.679 --> 00:53:41.000
<v Speaker 2>kids or not? Uh?

1027
00:53:41.039 --> 00:53:43.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, marijuana, I seem I think we gonna agree that

1028
00:53:44.000 --> 00:53:46.719
<v Speaker 1>crossing guards should not be providing narcotics, even if it's

1029
00:53:46.840 --> 00:53:48.159
<v Speaker 1>just marijuana.

1030
00:53:47.639 --> 00:53:50.559
<v Speaker 2>To our kids. Did she fuck these kids?

1031
00:53:50.719 --> 00:53:52.679
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if she fucked them. I don't think

1032
00:53:52.760 --> 00:53:55.559
<v Speaker 1>she fucked them. So maybe you're okay with it then,

1033
00:53:55.599 --> 00:53:58.119
<v Speaker 1>which is totally fine for you to feel that, Oh.

1034
00:53:58.039 --> 00:54:01.719
<v Speaker 2>Okay, if you used to get as a lure I

1035
00:54:01.840 --> 00:54:02.360
<v Speaker 2>just don't.

1036
00:54:02.480 --> 00:54:04.079
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to speak for you, you.

1037
00:54:04.159 --> 00:54:06.960
<v Speaker 2>Know, because if she's because then if she's trying to

1038
00:54:07.000 --> 00:54:08.920
<v Speaker 2>fuck the kids, then it's like, okay, well then this

1039
00:54:08.960 --> 00:54:11.920
<v Speaker 2>is wrong. You know, don't do that. But it's like

1040
00:54:11.960 --> 00:54:13.960
<v Speaker 2>if she's just trying to earn cool points, dude, so

1041
00:54:14.000 --> 00:54:16.239
<v Speaker 2>she can go to their parties, because I mean, she's

1042
00:54:16.239 --> 00:54:18.280
<v Speaker 2>not going to go to an adult party. Imagine seeing

1043
00:54:18.360 --> 00:54:21.559
<v Speaker 2>that free walking around. Hey you invited? Who invited their

1044
00:54:21.639 --> 00:54:25.159
<v Speaker 2>little retarded sister to our cool adult party with drugs

1045
00:54:25.159 --> 00:54:29.199
<v Speaker 2>and fun games like darts? Yeah, she ain't allowed.

1046
00:54:29.639 --> 00:54:34.119
<v Speaker 1>No which f slur brought their fucking younger sister to

1047
00:54:34.119 --> 00:54:40.320
<v Speaker 1>this party? Fucking I don't know, man, I don't know.

1048
00:54:41.239 --> 00:54:43.519
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. You never wanted to go to a party?

1049
00:54:44.360 --> 00:54:47.480
<v Speaker 2>What it's like, you never wanted to go to the

1050
00:54:47.480 --> 00:54:48.159
<v Speaker 2>cool party.

1051
00:54:48.480 --> 00:54:57.480
<v Speaker 1>I've been to cool parties, all right, all right, what

1052
00:54:57.519 --> 00:54:59.840
<v Speaker 1>did you do this weekend? Fucking build something?

1053
00:55:00.320 --> 00:55:04.519
<v Speaker 2>Ah, dude, dude, Well, what we're going to talk about

1054
00:55:04.559 --> 00:55:07.480
<v Speaker 2>on the Patreon is my fucking We're gonna spend thirty

1055
00:55:07.480 --> 00:55:10.760
<v Speaker 2>minutes where I describe my vision of tattoo my sleeve

1056
00:55:10.800 --> 00:55:13.840
<v Speaker 2>for you, and uh no, no we're not. You got

1057
00:55:13.920 --> 00:55:17.800
<v Speaker 2>six minutes. Nope, because that's what I did on Friday.

1058
00:55:19.320 --> 00:55:21.280
<v Speaker 2>I went talk to the tattoo guy and I talked

1059
00:55:21.280 --> 00:55:23.039
<v Speaker 2>to him for like an hour and a half. So

1060
00:55:23.119 --> 00:55:26.519
<v Speaker 2>I'll give you the thirty minute version of that. And

1061
00:55:26.519 --> 00:55:29.000
<v Speaker 2>then oh yeah, dude, I put floors down in my

1062
00:55:29.039 --> 00:55:31.639
<v Speaker 2>house like a man. You finish it all or no,

1063
00:55:32.280 --> 00:55:34.119
<v Speaker 2>just the front half of the house. But dude, that's

1064
00:55:34.159 --> 00:55:36.840
<v Speaker 2>pretty manly. You task manly. That's good.

1065
00:55:37.199 --> 00:55:39.480
<v Speaker 1>My friend Dave did all the floors in his house

1066
00:55:39.559 --> 00:55:41.480
<v Speaker 1>and he didn't have a dad or anything.

1067
00:55:42.239 --> 00:55:44.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's cool. I don't have a dad that I know.

1068
00:55:44.920 --> 00:55:49.280
<v Speaker 2>That's biological and the guy who raised me is not

1069
00:55:49.679 --> 00:55:51.679
<v Speaker 2>here to teach me anything. So I had to use

1070
00:55:51.719 --> 00:55:57.559
<v Speaker 2>some import dad. But you know, hey, import dad, a

1071
00:55:57.679 --> 00:56:01.360
<v Speaker 2>Kirkland dad. You know, did it get contention at all? No?

1072
00:56:01.480 --> 00:56:05.559
<v Speaker 2>Not at all? How much were you doing a fair share?

1073
00:56:05.760 --> 00:56:08.639
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm not trying to make a judgement, I'm saying, like,

1074
00:56:08.719 --> 00:56:11.280
<v Speaker 1>did was he the type that like you could be

1075
00:56:11.480 --> 00:56:13.639
<v Speaker 1>hands on or sometimes people will be like no, no, no,

1076
00:56:13.679 --> 00:56:14.599
<v Speaker 1>I got this, You'll help.

1077
00:56:14.480 --> 00:56:16.280
<v Speaker 2>On the next part. Well. That's the thing is like

1078
00:56:16.559 --> 00:56:19.519
<v Speaker 2>with Filipinos, It's like that's how a lot of them

1079
00:56:19.719 --> 00:56:22.159
<v Speaker 2>probably are I mean, and I don't want to say that.

1080
00:56:22.199 --> 00:56:24.360
<v Speaker 2>Maybe just a lot of the guys in my wife's family,

1081
00:56:24.360 --> 00:56:27.280
<v Speaker 2>but her dad and grandpa are very like hands on type.

1082
00:56:27.360 --> 00:56:30.760
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, he was like, I'm the and I'm the

1083
00:56:30.840 --> 00:56:32.719
<v Speaker 2>kind of person who it's like, I don't like doing

1084
00:56:32.719 --> 00:56:37.679
<v Speaker 2>shit like that, and I don't like to move fast either.

1085
00:56:37.840 --> 00:56:40.320
<v Speaker 2>I like to take my fucking time and move slow.

1086
00:56:40.440 --> 00:56:45.519
<v Speaker 2>But I'm a quick learner and I learned by watching

1087
00:56:45.559 --> 00:56:47.960
<v Speaker 2>people do shit. I just watch the steps, you know,

1088
00:56:48.000 --> 00:56:50.519
<v Speaker 2>and it's like I just okay, well why do they

1089
00:56:50.519 --> 00:56:52.679
<v Speaker 2>do that? And if I don't understand, I ask a question.

1090
00:56:52.800 --> 00:56:56.800
<v Speaker 2>So within like a few planks, I was laying them

1091
00:56:56.840 --> 00:56:59.239
<v Speaker 2>by myself and he's all like, oh, you're a quick learner,

1092
00:56:59.280 --> 00:57:02.119
<v Speaker 2>ha ha, Because I think he wasn't expecting I think

1093
00:57:02.159 --> 00:57:04.119
<v Speaker 2>he was expecting me to be stupid and not know

1094
00:57:04.199 --> 00:57:06.880
<v Speaker 2>how to do anything. So it was important for me

1095
00:57:06.960 --> 00:57:08.599
<v Speaker 2>to do a lot of the work because I didn't

1096
00:57:08.599 --> 00:57:11.719
<v Speaker 2>want him to think that you sucking off an idiot,

1097
00:57:11.760 --> 00:57:14.639
<v Speaker 2>you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're sunking off a

1098
00:57:14.679 --> 00:57:15.239
<v Speaker 2>real guy.

1099
00:57:16.679 --> 00:57:17.840
<v Speaker 1>Don't worry, Dad.

1100
00:57:20.480 --> 00:57:24.880
<v Speaker 2>Nothing got contentious, No, not at all. I did started

1101
00:57:24.880 --> 00:57:28.400
<v Speaker 2>to get annoyed because the transitions, you know, you know

1102
00:57:28.480 --> 00:57:31.960
<v Speaker 2>when we're talking about like the transitional No, no, no,

1103
00:57:32.000 --> 00:57:35.559
<v Speaker 2>the male to female is just laying the I just

1104
00:57:35.599 --> 00:57:38.840
<v Speaker 2>meant the planks. Oh right, yeah, we did talk about that.

1105
00:57:38.880 --> 00:57:44.039
<v Speaker 2>He told me how it works. But the transition strip

1106
00:57:44.159 --> 00:57:46.400
<v Speaker 2>is like the little thing that you put between the

1107
00:57:46.480 --> 00:57:49.400
<v Speaker 2>two areas that are different floors, so in our case,

1108
00:57:49.480 --> 00:57:51.920
<v Speaker 2>between the wood and the tile. Yeah. Do you have

1109
00:57:52.000 --> 00:57:55.320
<v Speaker 2>different heights? Yeah, different heights. And we're having trouble getting

1110
00:57:55.320 --> 00:57:58.679
<v Speaker 2>the thing in. And I by that time, it was

1111
00:57:58.760 --> 00:58:00.719
<v Speaker 2>so fucking late. We had been going in like twelve

1112
00:58:00.800 --> 00:58:03.360
<v Speaker 2>thirteen hours, and I was like, all right, I'll just

1113
00:58:03.360 --> 00:58:05.559
<v Speaker 2>do this on my own. You go home and be

1114
00:58:05.679 --> 00:58:06.599
<v Speaker 2>with your other family.

1115
00:58:07.119 --> 00:58:09.280
<v Speaker 1>You go home and get out of my house.

1116
00:58:09.679 --> 00:58:13.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, go go away. And he did. He listened, he listened,

1117
00:58:14.000 --> 00:58:17.880
<v Speaker 2>He just left, didn't say goodbye. I haven't heard from

1118
00:58:17.920 --> 00:58:18.360
<v Speaker 2>him since.

1119
00:58:18.639 --> 00:58:21.960
<v Speaker 1>So could you do the other side yourself? Now, that's

1120
00:58:21.960 --> 00:58:22.519
<v Speaker 1>what he said.

1121
00:58:22.599 --> 00:58:25.199
<v Speaker 2>He's like, oh, ye, I'll leave everything here, you can

1122
00:58:25.280 --> 00:58:27.400
<v Speaker 2>just do it yourself. That sounds like he's trying to

1123
00:58:27.440 --> 00:58:29.800
<v Speaker 2>get out of it. Yeah right. I was like, all right,

1124
00:58:29.840 --> 00:58:33.559
<v Speaker 2>well I could, but.

1125
00:58:33.760 --> 00:58:35.880
<v Speaker 1>You know you should still come back.

1126
00:58:36.280 --> 00:58:37.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I was like, you should come back at least

1127
00:58:37.800 --> 00:58:38.760
<v Speaker 2>to get the stuff.

1128
00:58:40.320 --> 00:58:42.079
<v Speaker 1>Would it be great if you did it all yourself.

1129
00:58:42.079 --> 00:58:44.599
<v Speaker 1>You just left that shit in your driveway, but even

1130
00:58:44.679 --> 00:58:47.920
<v Speaker 1>didn't tell him. Shit starts getting rusted over and whatever.

1131
00:58:48.599 --> 00:58:50.320
<v Speaker 2>He gosted it off in his backyard.

1132
00:58:50.639 --> 00:58:52.639
<v Speaker 1>Oh why do you not tell me to get this?

1133
00:58:52.719 --> 00:58:55.079
<v Speaker 1>And you go, hey, man, I did the floors myself.

1134
00:58:55.119 --> 00:58:57.000
<v Speaker 1>You can pick up your tools yourself, all right, you're

1135
00:58:57.000 --> 00:59:00.679
<v Speaker 1>a grown man. You never said bye, yeah, say goodbye?

1136
00:59:00.800 --> 00:59:03.159
<v Speaker 1>So you were a store here, I don't know. I

1137
00:59:03.199 --> 00:59:05.119
<v Speaker 1>moved him outside because I didn't want you ship all

1138
00:59:05.119 --> 00:59:06.079
<v Speaker 1>over my house.

1139
00:59:05.880 --> 00:59:09.239
<v Speaker 2>You know, yeah, dude, ah man, And it felt so cool.

1140
00:59:09.239 --> 00:59:11.360
<v Speaker 2>When the neighbors would drive by and there'd be all

1141
00:59:11.360 --> 00:59:14.480
<v Speaker 2>these sawing noises and stuff. They must have been thinking, like,

1142
00:59:14.559 --> 00:59:16.920
<v Speaker 2>oh man, he's either doing He's got to be doing

1143
00:59:16.960 --> 00:59:19.920
<v Speaker 2>something manly, right, either killing his wife or putting down

1144
00:59:19.920 --> 00:59:20.320
<v Speaker 2>a floor.

1145
00:59:21.519 --> 00:59:25.320
<v Speaker 1>I've never owned a good chop saw in my life.

1146
00:59:26.119 --> 00:59:28.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I just bought one, like but it's it

1147
00:59:28.800 --> 00:59:33.239
<v Speaker 2>hasn't really come in handy yet. I bought. I bought

1148
00:59:33.239 --> 00:59:37.760
<v Speaker 2>the one you told me to buy, the h the

1149
00:59:37.880 --> 00:59:40.480
<v Speaker 2>walt I'm only buying the thing. I gotta stay in

1150
00:59:40.480 --> 00:59:41.519
<v Speaker 2>the family.

1151
00:59:41.679 --> 00:59:43.639
<v Speaker 1>Chop saw is just the one you pulled down though,

1152
00:59:43.800 --> 00:59:44.000
<v Speaker 1>you know.

1153
00:59:44.559 --> 00:59:47.199
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, my my father in law had a couple saw.

1154
00:59:47.239 --> 00:59:49.800
<v Speaker 2>He brought a table saw. I brought one of those those,

1155
00:59:50.320 --> 00:59:53.920
<v Speaker 2>a miter saw. Yeah that he brought that. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah,

1156
00:59:54.079 --> 00:59:57.280
<v Speaker 2>miter Yeah. And then he brought a nail gun. He

1157
00:59:57.320 --> 00:59:59.400
<v Speaker 2>brought all this ship for me to fuck around with. Dude,

1158
00:59:59.400 --> 01:00:01.440
<v Speaker 2>and I kind of see why the previous guy put

1159
01:00:01.440 --> 01:00:05.800
<v Speaker 2>all those nails in the wall. Okay, it's fine, I

1160
01:00:05.840 --> 01:00:07.760
<v Speaker 2>get it, dude. I was just walking around, going up

1161
01:00:07.800 --> 01:00:10.519
<v Speaker 2>to the drywall, just like, well, maybe I can like

1162
01:00:10.639 --> 01:00:14.320
<v Speaker 2>write my name and nails. You know, some guy's gonna

1163
01:00:14.360 --> 01:00:16.199
<v Speaker 2>buy your house someday.

1164
01:00:15.880 --> 01:00:17.760
<v Speaker 1>And gonna take it down and go Who put all

1165
01:00:17.760 --> 01:00:21.400
<v Speaker 1>these fucking nails? Who wrote come in nails?

1166
01:00:22.599 --> 01:00:25.000
<v Speaker 2>Literally the words come in nails.

1167
01:00:26.880 --> 01:00:28.679
<v Speaker 1>In calligraphy. It's fucked.

1168
01:00:29.119 --> 01:00:34.239
<v Speaker 2>What does it mean? I don't know? Fucking What was

1169
01:00:34.280 --> 01:00:34.920
<v Speaker 2>the other one?

1170
01:00:35.920 --> 01:00:36.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

1171
01:00:36.400 --> 01:00:37.239
<v Speaker 2>I like this video.

1172
01:00:37.280 --> 01:00:39.400
<v Speaker 1>You said her name's Woe Vicky, right.

1173
01:00:39.880 --> 01:00:42.199
<v Speaker 2>You said that. I said that.

1174
01:00:42.880 --> 01:00:44.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I want to know who I date, who I

1175
01:00:44.679 --> 01:00:44.880
<v Speaker 1>go with?

1176
01:00:46.000 --> 01:00:48.639
<v Speaker 2>No, but I think you think you're black. Hey, we

1177
01:00:48.719 --> 01:00:50.159
<v Speaker 2>got a twenty five.

1178
01:00:50.760 --> 01:00:55.320
<v Speaker 1>This guy rules sst Ram truck. Come holla, Yeah, I

1179
01:00:55.320 --> 01:00:58.199
<v Speaker 1>want to know who. He gives no details about where

1180
01:00:58.320 --> 01:01:03.440
<v Speaker 1>he is. Uh. He says, I sell cars and I

1181
01:01:03.480 --> 01:01:05.199
<v Speaker 1>love strippers in his bio.

1182
01:01:06.159 --> 01:01:09.639
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, maybe he likes fucking what was that thing

1183
01:01:09.679 --> 01:01:13.360
<v Speaker 2>we were just talking about? Does he like that? Does

1184
01:01:13.440 --> 01:01:16.000
<v Speaker 2>he like what that thing we were just saying? Does

1185
01:01:16.000 --> 01:01:17.119
<v Speaker 2>he does he like it? What?

1186
01:01:17.480 --> 01:01:19.280
<v Speaker 1>Nails and walls? Nails?

1187
01:01:19.440 --> 01:01:21.000
<v Speaker 2>Does he like nails? Yeah?

1188
01:01:21.039 --> 01:01:25.239
<v Speaker 1>Maybe he likes nails? Yes, all right, all right, all right,

1189
01:01:25.400 --> 01:01:28.639
<v Speaker 1>thank you, thank you. Uh wait, talk you sound off.

1190
01:01:28.920 --> 01:01:29.760
<v Speaker 1>You sound like a frog.

1191
01:01:30.199 --> 01:01:34.559
<v Speaker 2>That's just my vocal right, yeah, all right.

1192
01:01:35.079 --> 01:01:39.000
<v Speaker 1>Winners and loser me. God, damn it. I should have

1193
01:01:39.199 --> 01:01:40.960
<v Speaker 1>ate that and got real sick. Huh.

1194
01:01:41.039 --> 01:01:45.400
<v Speaker 2>The real the real loser is the Barrado Bandido burrito

1195
01:01:45.480 --> 01:01:47.360
<v Speaker 2>company because they lost a customer.

1196
01:01:47.920 --> 01:01:50.440
<v Speaker 1>He was not he was likely not gonna go back

1197
01:01:50.480 --> 01:01:53.280
<v Speaker 1>there often as is, if I'm being honest.

1198
01:01:53.039 --> 01:01:55.719
<v Speaker 2>Dude, there's this taco shop by my house. It used

1199
01:01:55.719 --> 01:01:58.679
<v Speaker 2>to be a Dicky's barbecue pit. Now it's a taco shop.

1200
01:01:58.920 --> 01:02:02.599
<v Speaker 2>Forget the name of it. But fuck man, every time

1201
01:02:02.679 --> 01:02:05.760
<v Speaker 2>I go there, I have a bad experience, and their

1202
01:02:05.920 --> 01:02:11.920
<v Speaker 2>mean to me. And the only reason, the only reason

1203
01:02:11.960 --> 01:02:15.079
<v Speaker 2>I go there is because they are like the only

1204
01:02:15.159 --> 01:02:18.920
<v Speaker 2>place within a reasonable driving distance that sells a California burrito.

1205
01:02:19.000 --> 01:02:19.760
<v Speaker 2>Are you familiar?

1206
01:02:20.719 --> 01:02:23.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm not, but let me guess. Let me guess. Is

1207
01:02:23.800 --> 01:02:25.599
<v Speaker 1>there a base meat?

1208
01:02:26.000 --> 01:02:27.519
<v Speaker 2>No, you select the meat.

1209
01:02:27.599 --> 01:02:29.119
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so any meat could be selected.

1210
01:02:29.159 --> 01:02:31.920
<v Speaker 2>What would you go with? Chicken? Or fas chicken? Sometimes

1211
01:02:31.920 --> 01:02:34.440
<v Speaker 2>they'll have shrimp, and I'll try that if it's if

1212
01:02:34.480 --> 01:02:37.079
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't look sometimes the shrimp you can just tell

1213
01:02:37.079 --> 01:02:39.280
<v Speaker 2>from their pictures, like Nope, I'm not gonna even fuck

1214
01:02:39.320 --> 01:02:42.000
<v Speaker 2>with it. But if it looks like it might be

1215
01:02:42.079 --> 01:02:46.239
<v Speaker 2>at least grilled or prepared fresh, like, I'll fuck with it.

1216
01:02:46.320 --> 01:02:49.960
<v Speaker 2>But no, no, I'll just get the chicken. Usually, Okay,

1217
01:02:50.039 --> 01:02:54.199
<v Speaker 2>so we'll say chicken. Now, this is gonna be an

1218
01:02:54.239 --> 01:02:57.159
<v Speaker 2>important one. And this is the last question I'll ask.

1219
01:02:59.079 --> 01:03:02.320
<v Speaker 2>And it can be any form of it. Cheese or

1220
01:03:02.360 --> 01:03:07.519
<v Speaker 2>no cheese. Yeah, there's usually cheese on a California burrito.

1221
01:03:07.719 --> 01:03:12.360
<v Speaker 1>Okay, is it a Kohita cheese, the sprinkle Mexican cheese.

1222
01:03:12.360 --> 01:03:14.320
<v Speaker 2>Well, no, it's usually shredded or goo.

1223
01:03:15.360 --> 01:03:19.079
<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, see, I was gonna go within like

1224
01:03:19.159 --> 01:03:21.159
<v Speaker 1>more of a fresco menu. I was gonna say if

1225
01:03:21.199 --> 01:03:23.719
<v Speaker 1>there was no cheese on it. I would say lettuce,

1226
01:03:23.760 --> 01:03:25.960
<v Speaker 1>tomato onion, like you know what I mean, the taco

1227
01:03:26.000 --> 01:03:28.360
<v Speaker 1>bell type thing. I was gonna throw avocado on that

1228
01:03:28.400 --> 01:03:30.360
<v Speaker 1>as well, with a lime twist.

1229
01:03:30.559 --> 01:03:33.320
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so there's usually avocado. That's like usually one of

1230
01:03:33.400 --> 01:03:36.079
<v Speaker 2>the one of the key things. But California burrito is

1231
01:03:36.159 --> 01:03:39.880
<v Speaker 2>actually defined by one other key ingredient. I was thinking

1232
01:03:39.920 --> 01:03:44.599
<v Speaker 2>of tacos, not a burrito. Oh you were thinking of

1233
01:03:44.639 --> 01:03:48.199
<v Speaker 2>a burrito of tacos on it. Yeah, yeah, of course.

1234
01:03:48.239 --> 01:03:49.239
<v Speaker 2>So what's the other one?

1235
01:03:49.440 --> 01:03:50.840
<v Speaker 1>Go ahead, what's the other ingredient?

1236
01:03:51.280 --> 01:03:56.280
<v Speaker 2>Potatoes or fries? That's weird. Oh dude, it's really good.

1237
01:03:56.440 --> 01:03:59.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't doubt I'm not. There's no you can't say

1238
01:04:00.000 --> 01:04:02.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna put potatoes in that, and then I'll go

1239
01:04:02.119 --> 01:04:05.559
<v Speaker 1>that's gross. Like throwing potatoes in anything is fine.

1240
01:04:06.280 --> 01:04:08.719
<v Speaker 2>Well, I used to get it in the Marine Corps

1241
01:04:08.760 --> 01:04:10.840
<v Speaker 2>in twenty nine Palms. There used to be this place

1242
01:04:11.079 --> 01:04:13.280
<v Speaker 2>right off base that was twenty four hours that sold

1243
01:04:13.360 --> 01:04:17.480
<v Speaker 2>one pound California burritos for five dollars and one time

1244
01:04:17.559 --> 01:04:19.800
<v Speaker 2>this guy cooks eight two of them.

1245
01:04:21.199 --> 01:04:35.840
<v Speaker 3>Whoa it was Boss? It was it was Boss.

1246
01:04:36.559 --> 01:04:37.360
<v Speaker 2>I heard that.

1247
01:04:37.880 --> 01:04:41.559
<v Speaker 1>Oh Man, no, I've never heard that. No, I mean

1248
01:04:41.599 --> 01:04:43.239
<v Speaker 1>I have, I have.

1249
01:04:44.079 --> 01:04:46.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, but there's this shitty taco joint, and there

1250
01:04:46.800 --> 01:04:47.599
<v Speaker 2>always mean to me.

1251
01:04:47.880 --> 01:04:48.920
<v Speaker 1>Was there a story?

1252
01:04:48.960 --> 01:04:52.599
<v Speaker 2>Arend? The only reason I go there is because, yeah,

1253
01:04:52.639 --> 01:04:55.000
<v Speaker 2>the mean place. Sorry go ahead, yeah, the only the

1254
01:04:55.079 --> 01:04:57.719
<v Speaker 2>only place that has a California Burrito that's not fucking

1255
01:04:57.920 --> 01:05:01.280
<v Speaker 2>thirty minutes away. And I went there the other day.

1256
01:05:01.320 --> 01:05:05.679
<v Speaker 2>I got the California Burrito. My son got their version.

1257
01:05:06.559 --> 01:05:09.400
<v Speaker 2>It's like their house version of the California Burrito. It's

1258
01:05:09.440 --> 01:05:12.679
<v Speaker 2>like the fucking the f Slur burrito. You know, it's

1259
01:05:12.679 --> 01:05:15.800
<v Speaker 2>got fucking hot cheetos on it. It's nasty. It's exactly

1260
01:05:15.920 --> 01:05:18.559
<v Speaker 2>like the California one, except it's got fucking hot cheetos.

1261
01:05:18.960 --> 01:05:21.639
<v Speaker 2>So I got home and they gave me two of

1262
01:05:21.639 --> 01:05:24.239
<v Speaker 2>the hot cheeta burritos. And I don't know if you've

1263
01:05:24.239 --> 01:05:26.760
<v Speaker 2>ever bitten into a burrito.

1264
01:05:26.360 --> 01:05:30.599
<v Speaker 1>With soggy, wet cheatos spicy hot cheetos.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when you're not expecting it, especially when you're expecting

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<v Speaker 2>a semi solid potato chunk, it's unpleasant. It's very unpleasant.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you do you always go back to the store

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<v Speaker 2>if they find out that was one of those That

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<v Speaker 2>was one of those nights where I was like, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>my night is already going to be ruined about this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna make it worse by dragging it out.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. I just dug the cheetos out with my

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<v Speaker 2>bare fucking hands. Yes, I ate through as much as

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<v Speaker 2>I could until I realized, Nope, there's just urried cheeto

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<v Speaker 2>mush here. Then I opened the burrito and eat the

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<v Speaker 2>chicken with a fork.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the most defeating feeling when for someone like me,

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<v Speaker 1>at least who like looks at food that way, to

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<v Speaker 1>spend all day thinking about getting something and then all

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<v Speaker 1>day I know, get it because I would do like

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<v Speaker 1>if I was gonna eat real bad, I would just

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<v Speaker 1>not eat and then have one big meal.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I do every single day. Man, Why do

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<v Speaker 2>you think I have such a bad headache.

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<v Speaker 1>About all the fucking energy drinks you have too.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's because I haven't been eating.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh cool nice. So then so then you get home

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<v Speaker 1>and you look at it and you go this is wrong,

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<v Speaker 1>and you go on principle, I want to go back.

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<v Speaker 1>But then you start fighting with yourself in your head

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<v Speaker 1>and you start going, yeah, but if I complain. What

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<v Speaker 1>if they fucking spitting it or something. I might just

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<v Speaker 1>be better off having the thing I definitely don't fucking want.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or just not eating and going to bed with

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<v Speaker 2>a splitting headache. Madd hurt the meal.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, all right, we're gonna wrap this one up.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to your Worst Friend dot com, follow us everywhere

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<v Speaker 1>on Twitter and Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, who would you rather fuck this week? Is? Uh

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<v Speaker 2>this check or bad Baby? I'm choosing this check.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa Vicky versus bad Baby?

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, I'm jumping ship on bad Baby Gone. I'm team

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<v Speaker 2>wol Vicky.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, they're both like children who just became right.

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<v Speaker 2>One's legal, I know for sure. I don't know about

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<v Speaker 2>this one, but she looks like she could be in a.

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<v Speaker 1>Year paytran dot com slash Worst Friend Cast. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>jump over there and Shane's gonna tell us his tattoo thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, dude, I'm gonna spend so much time and

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<v Speaker 2>go into so much detail about all the weird stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>And what I'd like to play for you is perhaps

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<v Speaker 1>a big video journal of why this man was fired

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<v Speaker 1>because his boss took.

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<v Speaker 2>A fat shit. I don't know about that real for

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<v Speaker 2>your worst friend. I'm Matt. I'm the co creator of

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<v Speaker 2>this show.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, I just need to assert that, for

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<v Speaker 1>legal reasons, I'm the co creator of this show.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh shame. Oh see again.

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<v Speaker 1>Next week, you know as all. So, I'm really gonna

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<v Speaker 1>Michigan to the show's over.