Speaker 1: You know they're coming to Fort Worth at the end
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Speaker 1: I've never seen nine inch nails live and I feel
Speaker 1: like I need to do that. So Ben and Skin
Speaker 1: Show ninety seven point one the Eagle, Thanks for hanging
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Speaker 1: four o'clock. We'll also talk about what's going on inside
Speaker 1: the American Airline Center. But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 2: Moves hot gods.
Speaker 3: Every live, come.
Speaker 2: Stay on top in the boot shovel. I'm talking about
Speaker 2: this for a long time. But Sunday night is SNL
Speaker 2: fifty to start seven o'clock. It's gonna be a big,
Speaker 2: huge night. And there's been a lot of SNL content pouring. Uh.
Speaker 2: And you know, whether you like SNL or not, it's
Speaker 2: been a part of everyone's life because it's either created stars,
Speaker 2: help create stars. But I have an SNL cast member bracket.
Speaker 2: Did you create this or did you find it somewhere?
Speaker 2: I found it somewhere.
Speaker 4: Okay, yes, an important question because you need to know
Speaker 4: if the seating is based on KT's preferences or not.
Speaker 2: Right, my friend's over at the Saturday Night Network gave
Speaker 2: me what I need here.
Speaker 3: Is this like a Reddit group you're on? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, they do they They work for this like
Speaker 2: they're like journalists who cover like late night stuff. Okay,
Speaker 2: got you to do, you know, like a immediate postgame
Speaker 2: podcast and stuff and I know those guys a pretty good.
Speaker 1: So so I have a quick question. Yeah, is the
Speaker 1: SNL event on Sunday Night? Is it a live like
Speaker 1: three hour event? Oh, that's exciting. No, it's a show like.
Speaker 1: They're treating it like a show and they're writing sketches
Speaker 1: and so there's not going to be a Saturday Night
Speaker 1: live Saturday. Oh, they're airing the old episode Saturday night.
Speaker 1: They're airing the first one that ever aired from nineteen
Speaker 1: seventy five. And then tonight is the you know, three
Speaker 1: hour Homecoming concert, which is apparently a lot of surprises. Cool,
Speaker 1: so there's a lot going on. Yeah, that's number one.
Speaker 2: Seed verse number sixteen here Will Ferrell versus Bowen Yang.
Speaker 3: This is a massacre.
Speaker 1: We waste a lot of time on bow and Yang,
Speaker 1: the first gay Asian cast member. He's good, he's he's great.
Speaker 1: I'm going with bow and Yang.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all right, Yeah. Number eight Nora dun Age's
Speaker 2: number nine. Jimmy Fallon, come on, Oh, I like.
Speaker 3: I'm going Nora dun I need to see her.
Speaker 2: I'll take Jimmy Fallon.
Speaker 1: Nord Dunn is the one who protested uh dice Man
Speaker 1: being on the show and no one got her back.
Speaker 3: Okay, they're like, just do your job. It's Jimmy Fallon.
Speaker 3: I'll go Jimmy Fallon for sure.
Speaker 2: Number five Kate McKinnon and gets number twelve Bobby moynihan. Uh,
Speaker 2: this is a slaughter, Kate, Kate McKinnon.
Speaker 3: She does everything he does. Drunk uncle, and that's it.
Speaker 2: The first round is not that competitive. It's gonna get
Speaker 2: good here.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Number four Keenan Thompson. That gets said number thirteen Dennis Miller.
Speaker 3: I know who y'all are, Dama, dude. I love Dennis Miller.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he is kind of a one trip pony.
Speaker 3: He has on one trip pony.
Speaker 1: But I just just let me, let me put in
Speaker 1: a legitimate debate for him. He honestly and truly reinvented
Speaker 1: and reinvigorated the news desk. I'm not joking, and I
Speaker 1: know you're an SNL historian. He changed the trajectory of that.
Speaker 1: Like you know, for me, if I watch SNL, I've
Speaker 1: got to watch the news desk, the update. That's like
Speaker 1: the most important part to me. That happened again after
Speaker 1: a long lull when Dennis Miller took it over.
Speaker 3: He's he's great.
Speaker 4: But for me, I go for the marathon vote. Keenan
Speaker 4: just has done it year after year after year.
Speaker 3: Fantastic.
Speaker 2: It's the one drink pony versus the guy that does everything. Keenan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: Number six Tracy Morgan. Number eleven, Tim Meadows.
Speaker 3: Oh, come on, dude.
Speaker 1: For me, it's Tim Meadows. For me, it's not even close.
Speaker 1: It's Tracy Morgan. It's a it's a battle, like it's close.
Speaker 1: You have the deciding vote here. I mean what it's
Speaker 1: like if they were athletes. One of them is like,
Speaker 1: they're both in the league, but one of them is
Speaker 1: dependable and like has had a stable career, while the
Speaker 1: other one could put up fifty points any game, the
Speaker 1: other one could.
Speaker 2: Never do that.
Speaker 1: Let me make it simple for you, Ben, you have
Speaker 1: the first pick in the draft. Are you taking Iver Center?
Speaker 1: You're taking Rick Fox? It is That is a great example.
Speaker 4: Uh, I want give me the guy who can hang
Speaker 4: fifty even though he might not show up for practice.
Speaker 3: Give me Tracy Moore. It's a blood bath.
Speaker 1: Tim Meadows would break his ankle trying to hold Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 2: Number three Tina Fan. Number fourteen, Al Franklin I love
Speaker 2: Al Franklin Tina Fey Tina Fey as well, although I
Speaker 2: do think she's seated way too high. He's one of
Speaker 2: the creators of the show Kevin Oh, I know, and
Speaker 2: you know a lot of people hate that guy. Well
Speaker 2: he got into politics. Boy, he did some dirty stuff
Speaker 2: on that show. He did some dirty stuff.
Speaker 3: Me too, hadn't started yet, dude.
Speaker 2: The idea Jay Moore had was well this according to
Speaker 2: J Moore, right was he? It was the Barney Charles
Speaker 2: Barkley Barney sketch. Yeah, it's pretty simple. It's Barkley whipping
Speaker 2: Barney's Assen said. Al frank got in there and tried
Speaker 2: to rewrite it a million times. And he's also buddies
Speaker 2: with Lorn and just Stewart made it real tough on
Speaker 2: J Moore. What's the guy's name, Stuart Small? Yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 2: Number seven, Jan Hooks, Number ten, CHERRYO Terry. I like
Speaker 2: Jan Hooks because she's hot in her day. I'm going
Speaker 2: CHERRYO Terry. And I know that the Cheerleader sketch her
Speaker 2: Barbara Walters is really good today.
Speaker 3: It's not better than Gilda Radner's, I know.
Speaker 2: But it's kind of doing an homage to that.
Speaker 3: All right, Cherio Terry.
Speaker 4: Also when she played the bembo who's just always trying
Speaker 4: to hook up with guys at work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty good.
Speaker 4: Dud.
Speaker 1: Jan Hooks doesn't have any memorable characters, but she you know, yeah, solid,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with Cherio Terry.
Speaker 2: Number two, dan Ackroid, number fifteen, Martin Short.
Speaker 1: That's a tough matchup dan Ackroyd for me. But Martin
Speaker 1: Short had a brief but glorious run, and there was
Speaker 1: a time period where they had a lot of great
Speaker 1: cast members and he stood out in a huge way,
Speaker 1: partially saved the show. Teenage Skin thought Ed Grimley was
Speaker 1: one of the funniest characters in the world.
Speaker 4: It's not a tough one for me. It's Dan Aykroyd
Speaker 4: all the way. Early dan Aykroyd is just about as
Speaker 4: elite as it got. Yeah, he was phenomenal. He got
Speaker 4: a little bit of a beating the older he got,
Speaker 4: but huge fan and an incredible writer.
Speaker 2: Number one Eddie Murphy, number sixteen, j Farrow, Come on Man.
Speaker 2: Number eight.
Speaker 4: Cecily Strong number nine, Rob Schneider. I'll take Cecily Strong.
Speaker 4: You talk about one trick ponies, The nickname and ader
Speaker 4: copy cop base. But dude, she's awesome. She's been She's
Speaker 4: very versatile. I love a lot of Rob Schneider's opinions, though.
Speaker 2: Number five Daryl Hammond, Number twelve, Norm McDonald, Come on,
Speaker 2: this is now tough.
Speaker 3: Not for me, Not for me.
Speaker 2: Daryl Hammond is one of the best performers that show
Speaker 2: ever had.
Speaker 3: He's the white tim Meadows.
Speaker 2: Tim Meadows never carried the role of multiple presidents. Dude,
Speaker 2: Darryl Hammond is a beast.
Speaker 3: Dude, you're you're doing a bit here.
Speaker 4: Again, this is very similar to the Tracy Morgan discussion,
Speaker 4: although this is even more of a blow out. This
Speaker 4: is he's a role player and you're talking about one
Speaker 4: of the greatest individual single game scorers in league history.
Speaker 4: Darryl Hammond had a four year run where he was
Speaker 4: on the show and nobody.
Speaker 3: Knew it, right.
Speaker 2: I think everyone knew it.
Speaker 3: You didn't.
Speaker 2: I will also I will also vote Norm though, because.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because if you didn't, I'd come over there and
Speaker 3: smash Number four.
Speaker 2: Amy Pohler, Number thirteen, Julius Sweeney, Marry Poler, Pretty easy,
Speaker 2: Amy Polar.
Speaker 3: That should have been a one sixteen.
Speaker 2: Tough one right here, number six, Andy Samberg, eleven, Will Forte.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's it is a tough one.
Speaker 1: I mean, I prefer Andy Samberg, but I get it.
Speaker 1: That's a tough matchup got Lee. It is tough.
Speaker 4: They both have done so many great things since they
Speaker 4: left too that you try to.
Speaker 1: Okay, Ben brings up a good point, though, do we
Speaker 1: into consideration, I don't know, Because I'm a straight guys
Speaker 1: chopping it up, I don't know. I'm trying not to
Speaker 1: take that into ca I'm.
Speaker 4: Gonna vote either one who loses this match deserves to
Speaker 4: go into the next round, because there's lesser cast members
Speaker 4: that have made it to the next round.
Speaker 2: The Darryl Hammond nor McDonald thing too, Like those guys
Speaker 2: are both of those guys should be advancing. But how
Speaker 2: the bracket played out.
Speaker 3: Here that you should They should have done better in
Speaker 3: the early rounds.
Speaker 4: They should have gotten into Okay, season Samberg obviously all
Speaker 4: the shorts, that was where he was at his best, right.
Speaker 2: The legacy shorts, right, that's a legacy thing.
Speaker 4: But Forte, you know when I think of his greatness,
Speaker 4: I think of it in post SNL.
Speaker 1: Right, you know what I mean? And if you want
Speaker 1: to consider that. That's your choice. I'm trying hard not
Speaker 1: to consider that. I'm going I'm gonna go Samburg too fantastic.
Speaker 2: Number three, Bill Murray, Number fourteen, Chris Rock.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, well, okay again, exactly what Ben just said.
Speaker 1: Chris Rock has exactly one memorable character and it wasn't
Speaker 1: that great. This is and that's why Chris Rock is
Speaker 1: seated so low.
Speaker 2: I mean it is a SNL cast member, right, and
Speaker 2: so sorry, I'll get my vote.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I saw Bill Murray talking yesterday.
Speaker 4: They were talking about him joining the cast in the
Speaker 4: second season, and he was like, the first episode he
Speaker 4: had like a bunch of hits, they all clicked in
Speaker 4: great sketches, and then he couldn't get any sketches. He
Speaker 4: wasn't being written in, and so he and Lorne decided
Speaker 4: he would do an apology, and so he went on
Speaker 4: air and gave an apology for his performance on the
Speaker 4: season so far.
Speaker 3: He goes, I can do better. I need to do better.
Speaker 3: It's so good, and it was like and that totally
Speaker 3: saved his career. Maybe if you guys.
Speaker 1: Have not seen it, you really need to see that.
Speaker 1: Chris Rock Kevin Hart documentary it's awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is so good.
Speaker 1: And Chris Rock explains his failings on Saturday Night Live,
Speaker 1: and it's pretty bad.
Speaker 2: As Oh wow. Yeah, number seven to eighty Bryant, number ten,
Speaker 2: Vanessa Beyar and.
Speaker 3: That's a bear for me. I would be cool if
Speaker 3: this matchup didn't happen.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take Adie Bryant, so skin, you're gonna have
Speaker 2: to make a pick here.
Speaker 1: I think that Adie Bryant has had bigger belly laughs,
Speaker 1: because she has a bigger belly. Okay, uh, they're pretty
Speaker 1: that's actually pretty evenly matd number two, Dana Carvey, number fifteen,
Speaker 1: Billy Crystal. Yeah, it's got to be Danny Carvey close,
Speaker 1: but dude, Billy Crystal's We were talking earlier about Andy
Speaker 1: Sandberg and the shorts Billy Crystals. The shorts he did
Speaker 1: with Christopher Guest are amazing. You look, did you ever
Speaker 1: see the Negro Baseball League characters they did?
Speaker 3: It was so awesome.
Speaker 2: Great John Belushi number one, number sixteen, Heidi Gardner.
Speaker 3: Which is Heidi the hot one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is tough a lot.
Speaker 3: No, give me a.
Speaker 2: Number eight, Kevin Neeland, number nine, Seth Myers, Oh wow,
Speaker 2: think of them both, I'll me Kevin Neeland for one reason.
Speaker 4: He comes to mind when I think of the Patrick
Speaker 4: Swayze stripping thing, and he's one of the judges.
Speaker 3: He was so good.
Speaker 1: He's also he's also one of the executives that's looking
Speaker 1: into space as Dana Carvey. He sings chopping broccoli, Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and he was I'll pump you up. I think I
Speaker 1: think I'm going with Niland.
Speaker 2: I think in Seth's contributions are more writing writing, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know. Number five, Maya Rudolph, Number twelve, Pete Davidson.
Speaker 4: It's Maya Rudolph For me, I think she's about as
Speaker 4: talented as This is a tough matchup because I love them.
Speaker 4: Both are both great, but she's so much more talented
Speaker 4: than him. He's awesome, yeah and unique, but dude, she's
Speaker 4: the real deal.
Speaker 3: She's talent.
Speaker 1: I told you, guys, I was just watching that Kobe
Speaker 1: documentary on CNN and they showed when she played Vanessa
Speaker 1: Bryant during the scandal that Kobe had, and it reminded
Speaker 1: me how long she was on the show, all the
Speaker 1: different people she did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was awesome.
Speaker 2: Last one for take a Break four Adam Sandler thirteen,
Speaker 2: Chris Gatan Git I'll think Adam Sandler, of course, and
Speaker 2: we'll finish it.
Speaker 3: I don't believe that's a match well.
Speaker 2: I mean the first round there's a lot an upsided matchup.
Speaker 2: Did they get all men? Is that all the when
Speaker 2: Duke plays, you know, Winthrop? You know?
Speaker 4: Is that all the Is that all the cast members
Speaker 4: that they've ever had, plenty more they didn't.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, all right, we'll get to this is
Speaker 2: really good.
Speaker 3: It's good.
Speaker 4: Coming up next, we'll do around the sports and then
Speaker 4: we'll get back to the s n L cast member bracket.