Speaker 1: All right, at the end of an era in Dallas
Speaker 1: today is Zach Martin officially retires. They had a big
Speaker 1: ceremony for him out at the Star. I know Tony
Speaker 1: Romo was there. I don't know if Dak was there,
Speaker 1: but I know that Zach said that he gave everything
Speaker 1: he had while he was out there. I don't think
Speaker 1: anyone can ever doubt that we'll get into maybe the
Speaker 1: best moment in the history of our show that involves
Speaker 1: Zach Martin. But you know, as we sit here and
Speaker 1: criticize front offices, I will always be reminded of the
Speaker 1: moment that the Cowboys drafted Zack Martin because I really
Speaker 1: wanted them to draft Johnny Manziel, and I think Jerry
Speaker 1: Jones also wanted to draft Johnny Manziel.
Speaker 2: Like as the story goes, he.
Speaker 1: Was trying to get that card up there to draft
Speaker 1: Johnny Manziel and they almost had to tackle him and.
Speaker 2: Take the card away.
Speaker 1: Yes, they took it from Jerry and said, no, we're
Speaker 1: not doing that, We're doing this, and it worked out fantastic.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: Zack Martin was incredible and had an incredible career and
Speaker 1: is probably recognized is if not the best offensive lineman,
Speaker 1: probably second to Larry Allen. I think everybody looks at
Speaker 1: Larry Allen and Zach is one A and one B,
Speaker 1: and you can pick whoever you want to be A
Speaker 1: and whoever you want to be B.
Speaker 4: Yeah, in the history of the Cowboys, and to have
Speaker 4: Zach Martin and Travis Frederick and Tyron Smith together, you know, arguably,
Speaker 4: I mean, they're all three in the mix for the
Speaker 4: best at their position in the discussion in the history
Speaker 4: of the Cowboys at least, and still didn't win at all.
Speaker 2: It's tough, man.
Speaker 1: It's hard to get to a conference championship game in
Speaker 1: this league because like in the last thirty thirty years,
Speaker 1: I think only twenty seven teams have done it of
Speaker 1: the thirty two, or maybe it's twenty eight or twenty nine.
Speaker 1: So it's hard to be in that group of three.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I just feel better that knowing that every Cowboy over
Speaker 5: the last thirty years, no matter what they've accomplished, little
Speaker 5: Lucky Whitehead too much, Zach Martin, none of them got
Speaker 5: it right.
Speaker 1: I will never forget Zach Martin walking around the Cowboys
Speaker 1: facility on his first day there with a strange pleat
Speaker 1: In his pants.
Speaker 2: It was hard to miss, wasn't it. He had flashlight
Speaker 2: in his pocket.
Speaker 1: Dad, It appeared that he had one of those police
Speaker 1: issued flashlights, a super long ones that are kind of
Speaker 1: like night sticks.
Speaker 2: He had a jabb Well was happy he had a
Speaker 2: j R.
Speaker 1: Smith issued flashlight in his pocket, Yeah, he did. He
Speaker 1: was excited to be there in the facility. But those
Speaker 1: those picks, those picks, those offensive linemen. It's never sexy,
Speaker 1: it's never exciting. Obviously Johnny Manziel would have been very exciting,
Speaker 1: and then that would have fizzled out almost immediately, maybe
Speaker 1: later that night. But kind of realized that's what makes
Speaker 1: teams good. It's not the sexy big names. It's just
Speaker 1: the guys in the trenches, the big lineman. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: and it needs to be rebuilt again. The cycle is
Speaker 1: cycle is complete. Now we're back in the mode where
Speaker 1: we got to build it back up again. Well, we
Speaker 1: will get back into this because we will. We'll replay
Speaker 1: this moment that we had with Zach Martin on our show,
Speaker 1: which might be the greatest moment in the history of
Speaker 1: our show. But it all reminds me of the intro some.
Speaker 5: Time MOS Right now, you're ready, ready's ready, ready and ready.
Speaker 6: Time to do one.
Speaker 7: Quick quit epic within our show. You're gonna ruin it,
Speaker 7: except with similar we pursuing it. Huddled out shaw shank
Speaker 7: through the sewer, Kid, Now what chilling at the eagle.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we're doing it.
Speaker 2: Three your clock on the doc.
Speaker 8: Gotta have it for my house.
Speaker 7: A gop status, Howard starting to get cratic. Shows that
Speaker 7: en up multiplied like a rabbit tune end zone out,
Speaker 7: break it up a habit.
Speaker 2: I'll hang out, we don't friend rocket it on the lady.
Speaker 2: My boys talking on the Bandyo, it's time.
Speaker 3: To beg.
Speaker 2: Oh, bababy, we can go eighty enough.
Speaker 8: All the lady.
Speaker 2: You guys pee in the shower? Yes, no, every time? Really, yep.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll if I have to take a piss, but
Speaker 1: I know I'm gonna shower soon.
Speaker 2: I'll just hold it till I get in the shower.
Speaker 6: You purposely like pee in the shower?
Speaker 2: Yeah, how about you? Christina?
Speaker 6: No, because I think it was either this show or
Speaker 6: some other shows on it was brought up and people
Speaker 6: thought I was gross, and I was like, you know what,
Speaker 6: I guess it is kind of gross, And so I
Speaker 6: trained myself to stop doing it. Really, you can train
Speaker 6: yourself to stop doing it.
Speaker 2: What if you just wan want to do it?
Speaker 5: I mean, I guess now, just pat my curiosity. Now,
Speaker 5: I don't really think I've ever thought about doing it.
Speaker 5: How do you not do it?
Speaker 8: Ben?
Speaker 1: Do you piss in the shower? I don't know if
Speaker 1: you can say that I shower. I do, but I
Speaker 1: have amazingly accurate aim, and you're so free with it.
Speaker 1: I'm wondering if you're pushing in uh some some brown
Speaker 1: waffles down that drain. What just the way you were
Speaker 1: talking about it makes me think you're rocking deuce is
Speaker 1: in the shower too. I don't think those things are
Speaker 1: the same thing. Biologically, they're very different.
Speaker 2: They're not. But in the hold on, Christina, how's your aim?
Speaker 6: Uh? I don't know how to answer that question.
Speaker 5: Do you really not paying the shower tizzl?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 5: But I mean it seems a little disrespectful to who
Speaker 5: if you share a shower with someone?
Speaker 2: There's a drain right there, man?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know you know, I mean like dirty
Speaker 1: hair is leaving your body dirty, hairy, dirty hairs.
Speaker 5: Like the toilet's a perfectly fine place to do it,
Speaker 5: and I've been doing it there my whole life.
Speaker 2: I mean to start doing in the shower.
Speaker 1: I do it there too, But there is something very
Speaker 1: satisfying about having scalding hot water on your back while
Speaker 1: you urinate.
Speaker 6: Right, Okay, does it ruin the tile in the bathroom
Speaker 6: at all? Is that rusting there?
Speaker 2: Chatt?
Speaker 8: Get on?
Speaker 1: Well, wait, hold on, wouldn't it then also rust out
Speaker 1: the porcelain and the toilet?
Speaker 6: Okay, fair, You're right.
Speaker 2: I don't think urine has rust properties in it.
Speaker 6: Just wondering, Okay.
Speaker 5: I'm also thinking about splatter possibilities, like you know, it
Speaker 5: splatters up onto your shampoo bottle or something.
Speaker 1: Man, Listen, if you were to go pee in the
Speaker 1: shower once, I think all your questions would be answered.
Speaker 1: You'd be like, oh, yeah, I'm just peeing into a
Speaker 1: straight drain that's going down with.
Speaker 2: A huge push of water pushing it down there.
Speaker 1: I think it's an emergency. I don't think I look
Speaker 1: forward to it like you clearly do.
Speaker 2: I love it. You clearly wait for those opportunities. Do
Speaker 2: you ever just go into the shower and you're fully
Speaker 2: dressed and just let it rip in there?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: I don't do that. Do you get me.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys are James Addiction fans,
Speaker 1: but Perry Ferrell has an amazing song about this called
Speaker 1: Standing in the Shower Thinking, and he just lays it
Speaker 1: out perfectly.
Speaker 2: Check it out.
Speaker 1: I know we have a lot of James Addiction fans
Speaker 1: that listen to the Eagle because the Eagle rocks.
Speaker 2: Standing in the shower thinking it's.
Speaker 1: Not that be down to drink you guys, You guys
Speaker 1: turned into a Counting Crows song.
Speaker 2: This is Jane's addiction. It's way different thinking and then he.
Speaker 5: Starts screaming at the waters A fan.
Speaker 1: Hot man. I had that whole thing the other day.
Speaker 1: I told my wife this. I'm like, man, here's the
Speaker 1: biggest third or first world issue ever. But in the winter,
Speaker 1: there's nothing I dread more than getting out of the shower.
Speaker 2: I want to stay in there. And then the water
Speaker 2: bill goes up.
Speaker 1: Yes, I just want to stand in the hot shower
Speaker 1: for days. Yeah, because the second you get out, it's
Speaker 1: like it sucks.
Speaker 5: So I'm asking was I don't know, because I'm now
Speaker 5: having second thoughts about how thinking how gross it is.
Speaker 1: Urine is just water and salt, right, I mean Ben's
Speaker 1: guy Bear grills drinks it. Yeah, he drinks camel. You're
Speaker 1: in too, though, and you don't dump that in your shower.
Speaker 2: No, I would never have any freezon to have that.
Speaker 2: I don't think.
Speaker 1: You know, when you're showering, what happens is is there's
Speaker 1: this faucet and this high pressure water comes out of
Speaker 1: it and it comes out like, you know, reasonably strong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so if you go to the bathroom, if you urinate,
Speaker 1: it'll just go right down to the drain with it.
Speaker 5: No, it's not like it just gathers somewhere. It just
Speaker 5: feels like it's just not the place for it. It
Speaker 5: may it may just be when we've been trained that
Speaker 5: our whole life. Retrain yourself, like Christine the other way,
Speaker 5: you wouldn't take a shower in a toilet. That's fair too.
Speaker 1: You know, you wouldn't have a bidet and just clean
Speaker 1: your face real quick and lean in.
Speaker 2: And I also think little things. It's way different.
Speaker 5: But eating in the bed or having the dog in
Speaker 5: the bed, I think those are gross things.
Speaker 2: And have you ever eaten in the shower? Do that too?
Speaker 1: Sometimes you're in a hurry, and so you got to
Speaker 1: set up a small table like a TV tray, and
Speaker 1: just have a full meal while your shower. I once
Speaker 1: was in such a hurry I had a waiter come
Speaker 1: and serve me in the shower.
Speaker 6: I have legit had coffee in the shower before.
Speaker 2: He really, Yeah, just set.
Speaker 6: It there, you set it up away from the water.
Speaker 5: It's great, Okay.
Speaker 1: I respect that I took my coffee pot into the
Speaker 1: shower and brewed coffee in the shower.
Speaker 5: I've never done the beer in the shower, but I
Speaker 5: don't think I've had food in the shower.
Speaker 2: God, I think I want to drink beer in the
Speaker 2: shower while peeing.
Speaker 5: That's why I get my best thoughts though. Yeahower, I'm
Speaker 5: a creative machine.
Speaker 2: That's what the.
Speaker 1: James Addiction song is about. It's about man when you're
Speaker 1: standing in the shower thinking it's amazing.
Speaker 2: Ping. Isn't talking about ping? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he says, and it's running down my legs.
Speaker 1: I've got the lyrics you like, yeah, read them, but
Speaker 1: take out the cuss words.
Speaker 5: I was standing in the shower thinking about what makes
Speaker 5: a man an outlaw or a leader. I'm thinking about power,
Speaker 5: the ways a man can use it or be destroyed.
Speaker 2: By it. The water hits my neck and I'm whizzing
Speaker 2: on myself. Why why on yourself?
Speaker 5: Let's go to the pre chorus and the water ris
Speaker 5: a pipe and hot. Yeah, the water is a pipe
Speaker 5: and hots not piping, dude. It beats up on my
Speaker 5: nick and I'm wizzing on myself standing in the shape.
Speaker 5: He didn't even put a course in this song. He
Speaker 5: was that lazy put a course in your songs people.
Speaker 1: It's just like a little resolve part before it goes
Speaker 1: back into the verse.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'll listen to it when I got off here.
Speaker 5: The album cover has some boobies on it though, that's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a real controversial time because their head's on fire. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he heads on first four boobs. I'd say that's honestly
Speaker 1: and truly one of the twenty best rock records after
Speaker 1: the year nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 5: I've decided he annoys me, you know, seeing him in
Speaker 5: documentaries and just you know, fighting with Dave Navara.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of out on that guy. Herins me. He's
Speaker 2: whizz in the toilet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a druggy jerk. I get it, but that
Speaker 1: song's badass. I like peeing in the shower in my friend,
Speaker 1: Why are hitting the drain though? Way just on himself,
Speaker 1: that's not mandatory. I think that part of is because
Speaker 1: he was a heroin addict, and so I think it.
Speaker 5: Was just screw yeah, I got bit by a bunch
Speaker 5: of jellyfish, right. The thing is that Ben's when Ben
Speaker 5: took it to a little more extreme.
Speaker 9: Though.
Speaker 2: I will say in the fetish world they're kind of
Speaker 2: the same. Go ahead and be on that island if
Speaker 2: you want. You think they're different. Urine and excrement.
Speaker 5: They are both two things I wouldn't work into my
Speaker 5: bedroom play.
Speaker 1: There's lots of things, but that doesn't group them together.
Speaker 1: Is pretty close. Like a dude is not a goat.
Speaker 2: It's still body waste. And do you remember Biggie talking
Speaker 2: about that?
Speaker 1: Like, man, I don't think i'd ever heard of that
Speaker 1: Biggie Smalls, he's the illest.
Speaker 2: Did you have a friend that tried that out one time?
Speaker 1: Lee Harvey? Did you all have a friend bet a
Speaker 1: guy named Lee Harvey?
Speaker 8: Heys?
Speaker 1: You's you a friend tried to party? I want to
Speaker 1: party with you, cowboy?
Speaker 2: All right, There you have it. We're off and running.
Speaker 1: Coming up next in the Hollywood Shuffle, fifteen movies that
Speaker 1: have shaped KT and Christina.
Speaker 2: That's next, It's.
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Speaker 2: Stay on top in the.
Speaker 5: Chevel quickly before we get to the big topic at hand,
Speaker 5: our Hollywood shuffle story, the murder of little Ronnie the rapper.
Speaker 5: Yeah for worth at the wishy washy car wash. No,
Speaker 5: that was the laundromat that delly partner and her husband.
Speaker 5: It was lappies, right, slappies car wash.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 5: The Forest Hill Police Department had a press conference today.
Speaker 5: They did identify the suspects, a Donnis Robinson and Jacoby Russell.
Speaker 1: Did they I'm assuming they knew each other from some
Speaker 1: other thing. Well, here's the thing. Police Chief David Hernandez
Speaker 1: called them both cowards and public enemies during his press
Speaker 1: conference and pointed out that Donnis Robinson has a sex
Speaker 1: offender passed, so they're on the run and oh they're
Speaker 1: not caught.
Speaker 2: No, they're not kint yet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they got video of their cars and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: They got a video of one of them running.
Speaker 1: Dude, you kill a five year old child, death penalty, dude,
Speaker 1: And I'm totally fine with that.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: See, this is a that's the kind of that's your
Speaker 2: head story on TMZ. Okay.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, Yeah, the little Ronnie story is getting a
Speaker 5: little traction.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Sometimes you stumble on something, you just look at it
Speaker 5: for a minute and it doesn't generate anything. Well, this
Speaker 5: one did generate something out of me, and it was disappointment,
Speaker 5: really not anger. The article from Mental Floss was titled,
Speaker 5: and I saw it on Twitter as clicked on it,
Speaker 5: fifteen iconic movies that shaped the millennial generation. Christina and
Speaker 5: I are millennials. If you're a millennial right now, you're
Speaker 5: your age twenty nine to forty four, you know, so
Speaker 5: you know we're kind of right in the middle.
Speaker 2: We're middle, we're mid millennials. Yeah, we're pretty mid.
Speaker 12: So it's the list.
Speaker 2: I was like, fifteen of them. I'll tell you, I've
Speaker 2: seen seven of these.
Speaker 1: Oh my goshine, maybe you count see how many you've
Speaker 1: said it only half shaped?
Speaker 2: You can, I get gonna say you guys have seen
Speaker 2: way more than than I have of these.
Speaker 1: I would love to guess one just because of what
Speaker 1: I think I know about you and her. Okay, Billy
Speaker 1: Madison not on the list, and that was very frustrating
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 6: Comeword bound on there? Or is it more recent?
Speaker 2: Okay, what's the one where?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 2: To me, oh, I'll see the ear least was eighty seven? Uh,
Speaker 2: what's the one up the Creek without a paddle? Probably
Speaker 2: have that?
Speaker 1: That redhead guy is in probably a lot of them,
Speaker 1: right the creek with that guy I know, Seth Green. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Seth Green's gonna be right in your wheelhouse. No he wheelhouse?
Speaker 1: Yeah he is, but I never was he in a
Speaker 1: movie called Up the Creek or something, or it's actually
Speaker 1: called up the Creek without a Paddle, something like that
Speaker 1: hitting Christina. It's also a great line from a Cupress Hills.
Speaker 1: So okay, hold on a second. You neither one of
Speaker 1: y'all were born in nineteen eighty seven eight for me
Speaker 1: eighty nine. Oh dude, Lion King, Yeah, Lion King's not
Speaker 1: on there, and I think it should have been. Y'all
Speaker 1: talk about it old, I mean, Mianking and toy story
Speaker 1: for me. Yeah, that would have been that.
Speaker 6: Dying Yeah, I mean Foster and Dying Lion King was huge.
Speaker 5: Those would have been the Disney too. That really is
Speaker 5: like okay, yeah, that one had a hold on me.
Speaker 5: Toy story especially. Oh they're going to say the Matrix,
Speaker 5: aren't they They kind.
Speaker 2: Of left out something like that. The Matrix is in it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, without a paddle, Ben without a paddle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what year was it?
Speaker 6: Two thousand and four?
Speaker 2: Who else is your wheelhouse? Right, Daxon and Daxon? That
Speaker 2: Oh wow, he's totally.
Speaker 6: Matthew Lillard, Dax Shepherd, Bert Reynolds is in that movie.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's go. He's a millennial icon. You know what else?
Speaker 1: One is one that I always hear y'all talk about
Speaker 1: is like ten things I'd say I love you or
Speaker 1: a date or.
Speaker 6: I hate about you?
Speaker 5: Yes, I love that. Oh I know, I know. Scream
Speaker 5: Scream is on the list number four.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that one either is ten things I hate about
Speaker 1: you and your body on there?
Speaker 5: No, uh, scream seven is coming back though, Sweet David
Speaker 5: ar Kent lives.
Speaker 2: Yes a scream. Can you count them? Christine? I've I
Speaker 2: got seven and you guys count.
Speaker 5: Too, Okay, I have seen Scream Mark The Princess Bride. YEP,
Speaker 5: I can say with let me forest, I've never seen it.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Hold on this that is
Speaker 1: a gen X movie. We were eighty seven is in
Speaker 1: the realm of the Millennial Lakes.
Speaker 5: Oh, I know, but you're you're not going to influence
Speaker 5: somebody that was born that year. I'm not greatly influenced
Speaker 5: by Clute. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's the movies that it's the movies that
Speaker 1: you guys grew up with. You guys didn't grow up
Speaker 1: with The Princess Bride. I grew up with The Princess
Speaker 1: Bride and I'm jen X.
Speaker 2: Let's clute.
Speaker 1: Clute is a movie where Jane Fond is a prostitute
Speaker 1: and won an Academy Award for it, and it came
Speaker 1: out when I was like one.
Speaker 2: That's my point.
Speaker 5: Movies that come out when you're a toddler don't influence you.
Speaker 6: I don't know if we can say that movie's name.
Speaker 2: Really the Sandlot Number two? Of course, Yeah, wonderful. It's
Speaker 2: a good movie. It's just wildly overrated, but definitely a shaper.
Speaker 2: I'll give that out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, people, y'all's age, talk about it like it matters.
Speaker 5: You're seeing out the third one here in nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 5: You know JP Jurassic Park.
Speaker 6: Oh, yes, one that skin hasn't seen.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna watch it tonight. Should or not? Yeah, it
Speaker 2: might make you think differently about Laura Dern.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Fourth, I'm a big Laura Darn fan. Scream on there.
Speaker 5: Okay, so they they only went the animated route here once.
Speaker 5: I think in Mulan was their choice.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I feel like I feel like y'all talk
Speaker 1: about Lyon King way more than Mulan.
Speaker 6: I agree. I mean, I loved Mulan. I rewatched it
Speaker 6: all the time, but for just that one movie out
Speaker 6: of all the Disney movies we watched.
Speaker 5: I never saw its great number six, The Big Lebowski.
Speaker 6: Yeah, ninety eight.
Speaker 2: We're getting to ninety eight. You see where we're going.
Speaker 5: Uh, you know, Big Olebowski does one I didn't watch
Speaker 5: till college. I agreed, you know, so I don't know
Speaker 5: if it would have been watching at the age of ten.
Speaker 2: The Matrix.
Speaker 5: The Mummy never seen it.
Speaker 1: It was revolutionary in terms of special effects. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's maybe one of the worst movies ever made. But
Speaker 1: it was a big deal for special effects.
Speaker 6: Well, sorry, maybe was that because I feel like ninety nine, Yeah,
Speaker 6: I was really young when that came out.
Speaker 1: I feel like it was also revolutionary with the idea
Speaker 1: that Brendan Fraser was a leading Yeah.
Speaker 6: Dude, that Ride at Universal is great, not Ride at Universal.
Speaker 2: Right back to back here, these are two thousand and ones.
Speaker 2: Two movies.
Speaker 5: I've never seen Lord of the Rings, the Fellowship of
Speaker 5: the Ring, and then Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone.
Speaker 6: Clearly I've never seen Lord of the Rings. I've seen
Speaker 6: The Hobbit, but not that one.
Speaker 5: The amount of people who have seen all those movies,
Speaker 5: I mean, I know I'm in the minority on not
Speaker 5: seeing those same I haven't seen any of them. Oh foe,
Speaker 5: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Speaker 2: Great movie.
Speaker 1: I think of that as a gen X movie, but
Speaker 1: that's badass gen X movie, really generation X because of like, yeah,
Speaker 1: sixteen when it came out, right and for a sixteen
Speaker 1: year old, the emotional depth of what relationships actually mean.
Speaker 1: You don't have the life experience to really connect to
Speaker 1: it at that point. You think you do, though you
Speaker 1: think you do Oh yeah, you think you know everything
Speaker 1: at that Yeah, but then when you actually go through
Speaker 1: the idea of law through a relationship, it it's it's
Speaker 1: a really really impactful film.
Speaker 5: Same year opposite into the spectrum though, Mean Girls, Yes, Tots.
Speaker 2: I'll add that in absolutely Girls is fantastic. Garden State,
Speaker 2: for sure.
Speaker 6: I knew when you study Eternal Eternal, Suntimes, Spotless Mind,
Speaker 6: that was going to be on there.
Speaker 1: That had maybe one of the five best trailers I've
Speaker 1: ever seen, Like if you just go go online and
Speaker 1: watch the trailer for it, it's spectacular.
Speaker 5: And it wasn't. It had to have been in the
Speaker 5: last five years, but it wasn't recent. Rewatched it. Garden State,
Speaker 5: it's not there. It's okay, it's.
Speaker 1: It's kind of similar, and like when you go back
Speaker 1: and rewatch, uh, what's the one now? How do you
Speaker 1: like them? Apples? Goodwill Hunting. It's kind of like that,
Speaker 1: you know, like you go, okay, you youthfully yeah, But
Speaker 1: they are stringing together a Garden State concert at some point,
Speaker 1: I think zach Ref's putting it together.
Speaker 5: So just the shin this is sens They were on
Speaker 5: there twice and then all the other sad bands that
Speaker 5: are in there.
Speaker 2: Uh, super Bad. Of course.
Speaker 6: I had someone give me that for like a graduation present. Actually,
Speaker 6: that's how big a deal it was.
Speaker 2: That matters.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm looking forward to a movie that's being
Speaker 5: called kind of a more adult and weirder version of
Speaker 5: super Bad, featuring Michael Sarah is going to be with
Speaker 5: Kristin Stewart as his wife.
Speaker 2: She's pregnant.
Speaker 5: There's a couple more people in this, but I forgot,
Speaker 5: but it looks funny and like the casting, the people
Speaker 5: who are in it are very good. In The movie
Speaker 5: is called Sacramento, and that's coming up in April, and
Speaker 5: it's it's getting some good reviews and like you're gonna
Speaker 5: get some super Bad vibes. If you watch super Bad
Speaker 5: as a kid, you might still feel this as an adult.
Speaker 1: Sac By the way, the Heidi Gardner bit on Sarah
Speaker 1: out Live where she was getting her picture taken and said, ooh,
Speaker 1: I look like Michael Sarah.
Speaker 2: Pretty good funny bit. Yeah, Inception was the last one.
Speaker 2: I don't think ever song.
Speaker 6: I've only seen it once, so I've seen all of those.
Speaker 5: But Lord of the Rings, Oh wow, have you really Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's great.
Speaker 2: You have fourteen of the fifteen. Yeah, how'd you guys?
Speaker 2: What got what ten of those? Rawle them off again?
Speaker 5: Princess Bride Nope, sand Lait is that ye, I've seen
Speaker 5: parts of it, sand Lot yes, Jurassic Part yes, Scream yes,
Speaker 5: Mulan no, The Big Lebowski yes, The Matrix yes, the
Speaker 5: Mummy yes, Lord of the Rings no, Harry Potter yes,
Speaker 5: Eternal Sunshine of the Spots Mind yes, Mean Girls yes,
Speaker 5: Garden State yes, super Bad yes, Inception yes.
Speaker 2: You were shaped by your millennial yeah, I've seen eight
Speaker 2: of those. You've seen eight.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was not shaped at all by that. I
Speaker 5: didn't see Tommy Boy on the list. I didn't see
Speaker 5: Happy Gilmour. I didn't see Billy Madison. I didn't see
Speaker 5: step Brothers. I didn't see Anchorman. I didn't see Anchorman two.
Speaker 5: I didn't see h Ricky Bobby. Yeah, all of that,
Speaker 5: I didn't. Those were huge forgetting Sarah Marshall and see
Speaker 5: any of the stuff on there. Goofy movie, face off,
Speaker 5: Goofy movie is great. You guys were big fans of
Speaker 5: White Chicks. No, you know what, My wife likes that movie? Yeah? Serious?
Speaker 1: Wow, because you're like ten when it came out or whatever,
Speaker 1: and Homie just kind of seems funny and it's kind
Speaker 1: of weird.
Speaker 12: So there you go.
Speaker 5: There it is the movie thing that we're talked about
Speaker 5: on the show.
Speaker 1: All right, coming up next and around the sports, the
Speaker 1: Cowboys are creating cap space. What does this mean? Are
Speaker 1: they about to go get a big, big free agent?
Speaker 1: And Zach Martin hangs it up. All that's coming away next,
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Speaker 4: KT fun tweints has all the sports.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we had a retirement press conference today for Cowboys
Speaker 5: former guys. EF's onman Zach Martin, and we did have
Speaker 5: hot Mike Stephen as well. So there's a couple of clips.
Speaker 5: Zach Martin sitting in the middle, Jerry Fly to his left,
Speaker 5: Stephen too his right. Here's our first clip of three
Speaker 5: Darry Jones and the Jones family.
Speaker 13: Even though it took a little bit of convincing back
Speaker 13: in twenty fourteen, Thank you, Thank you for believing in
Speaker 13: me and giving me an opportunity to live out that dream.
Speaker 5: I've decided that Steven is what every new comedian needs
Speaker 5: in their crowd. This is someone to be laughing at
Speaker 5: your joke. Yeah, it's pretty good, Zach, have a little
Speaker 5: funny right here.
Speaker 13: In twenty sixteen, I made the greatest decision in my life.
Speaker 13: I married one of my best friend's sisters. I love
Speaker 13: his stand up routine. I hear that again. Yeah, in
Speaker 13: twenty sixteen, I made the greatest decision in my life.
Speaker 13: I married one of my best friend's sisters.
Speaker 2: Steven's laugh track, it's a infrodible. It's the best. Dude.
Speaker 5: Now, Jerry, you know Zach had a prepared statement, Got dude,
Speaker 5: We got a little ch hoked up talking about Jason
Speaker 5: Garrett saying as first coach. But then after Zach reads
Speaker 5: his ten minute statement, Jerry takes the mic.
Speaker 2: Oh, God, and uh, I think this is pretty good.
Speaker 9: The reason you're sitting in the middle, I think is
Speaker 9: because he wanted to separate me and Steven over here,
Speaker 9: because I still have nots on my shen from him
Speaker 9: kicking me under the table when we were sitting there
Speaker 9: discussing that draft day.
Speaker 2: I hope it.
Speaker 9: Was an example of at the end of the day,
Speaker 9: I do accept the smarter decision and make it around here.
Speaker 9: Although I know I've got a lot of questioning that
Speaker 9: in the room.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good Jerry admitting he was wrong. You don't
Speaker 2: see that often.
Speaker 5: Jerry mentioned that he never ever talked with Zach's representation
Speaker 5: with negotiating contracts. Wait what he and Jerry went and
Speaker 5: kind of it's knocked out. The preliminary agreement was one
Speaker 5: on one meetings of Zach and Jerry.
Speaker 2: Even when he held out, well.
Speaker 5: That's they got into it a little bit and basically
Speaker 5: Zach said, well, I'm the best offensive lineman in the league,
Speaker 5: so I need to be paid like that.
Speaker 2: So Yeah's it was all pretty good. It's good. Forty minutes,
Speaker 2: took all.
Speaker 5: The questions and all that stuff. I found this from
Speaker 5: twenty fourteen. This is like the day after he got drafted,
Speaker 5: and I wanted to play this because the twenty fourteen
Speaker 5: NFL draft was very weird.
Speaker 2: That was a day when we were on the air
Speaker 2: a tornado.
Speaker 5: Hit the building, oh wow, and broke the shatter of
Speaker 5: the glass when we were broadcasts at CBS. I don't
Speaker 5: know where this is from because I think it's proably
Speaker 5: Dallas Cowboys dot Com.
Speaker 2: But that's interesting.
Speaker 5: He was being asked are you okay playing guard? Because
Speaker 5: everyone thought he was going to be a tackle.
Speaker 11: You know, it's been different.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 11: My outlook on it is I've just.
Speaker 10: Been willing to play in a position that the team
Speaker 10: who drafted me wants me to play, So you know,
Speaker 10: that's my Itue coming out to Dallas as I'm ready
Speaker 10: to do anything the team need ple to do.
Speaker 2: All right, what a good trooper right there? Tackle could
Speaker 2: have made more money.
Speaker 1: Well especially it's it's fine saying that on your rookie deal,
Speaker 1: because that's going to be what it is pretty much
Speaker 1: no matter what. But I'm sure later you know his
Speaker 1: age are like, are we sure we don't want him
Speaker 1: to be a tackle?
Speaker 5: This is just a seven second thing that I wanted
Speaker 5: to play at the time because it's you know, failed
Speaker 5: NFLGM Mike Mayock from back the day. But here's what
Speaker 5: he said after the draft pick went down.
Speaker 14: They went from one of the wild parts of the
Speaker 14: draft to maybe the safest pick.
Speaker 2: In the draft. That's pretty crazy.
Speaker 5: Can you imagine Johnny Manzel coming here and, by the way,
Speaker 5: being a studious backup quarterback and he mentioned like being
Speaker 5: drunk all the time, Yeah, when he was with the Browns,
Speaker 5: when when he was playing, Yes, being drunk, not ever
Speaker 5: studying the playbook, not ever knowing the plays.
Speaker 1: He would have sat here, you know, well, do you
Speaker 1: know what would have happened? This, This will get super dark.
Speaker 1: He would have died here, Yeah, because he was partying
Speaker 1: in this town, hardcore, out of control, and he wasn't
Speaker 1: even a Dallas Cowboy and he was here all the time,
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 5: That draft is wild because at that point where the
Speaker 5: Cowboys were, they were stuck in the middle. Twenty thirteen
Speaker 5: was another eight and eight Garrett classic, right. I remember
Speaker 5: a couple just a couple of names, just to jog
Speaker 5: your memory. Uh, famous from the NBC sitcom The Good Place.
Speaker 5: Blake Bortles, Remember Blake Boris. Yeah, he went three in
Speaker 5: that draft. Mike Evans went seven in that draft. We
Speaker 5: interviewed him. He had no personality now shoe in Hall
Speaker 5: of Famer.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I thought all that magic at
Speaker 1: A and M from Johnny was Johnny, but a lot
Speaker 1: of it was just thrown it up to Mike Evans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of that running around.
Speaker 1: And Mike Mike Evans ended up being the DeMar Derosen
Speaker 1: of football. Like you look at his old time numbers,
Speaker 1: they're extraordinary and he's just been doing it in Tampa
Speaker 1: and no one's really paying attention.
Speaker 5: Number twelve, Odell Beckham, thirteen, Aaron Donald to the Rams,
Speaker 5: that's yeah, and wait thirteen, yeah, and then we're about
Speaker 5: to get Shazier right, fifteen, the Steelers take Ryan Shazier
Speaker 5: the linebacker, and if they did not do that, we
Speaker 5: would have taken the Cowboys would have taken him. Yeah,
Speaker 5: And I don't think there's really much of a fight
Speaker 5: between that. I think they all agreed, like, okay, we
Speaker 5: can need the defensive help.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is he injured? Did he have the got bad injury?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he got paralyzed. Yeah, yeah, I just works for
Speaker 5: the Steelers.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think the front off. I think he's able to
Speaker 2: walk around.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Game. Yeah, it was in the game and he was Yeah,
Speaker 5: that was tough. And it was like in year three
Speaker 5: or something like. It was early early Yeah. And then
Speaker 5: there you go Zach Martin. So what was that sixteen
Speaker 5: fifteen sixteen? Johnny didn't go until twenty two? Johnny Johnny
Speaker 5: poople Pants went to the Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 1: And wasn't that their second first round pick of the draft. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they took a corner at number eight?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did uh?
Speaker 1: Did do you know if Travis or I'm sorry if
Speaker 1: Zach mentioned Travis today or Tyren?
Speaker 5: He mentioned Travis and he mentioned everyone though, I mean
Speaker 5: like names that you would forget, like Jeremy Parnell and
Speaker 5: Bernardeau and you know offensive lineman from back in the day.
Speaker 2: I used to love hearing Jerry and Steven say.
Speaker 5: Bernadou he talked about twenty twenty when McCarthy came here,
Speaker 5: how it was hard to learn to do things a
Speaker 5: different way, and he was like, well, I don't want
Speaker 5: to change anything I do. I've mastered the position. And
Speaker 5: McCarthy like taught him to, you know, open up his
Speaker 5: mind to new ideas. Which is weird because we always
Speaker 5: criticist maccarthury for being kind of boring. Uh, he might
Speaker 5: have just been saying something nice about Mike. Probably really
Speaker 5: likes him. Honestly, all the players like Mike, they seem to,
Speaker 5: and now you know, all the players kind of like
Speaker 5: Garrett too. I thought, yeah, so.
Speaker 2: All right, I got some audio played a couple weeks ago.
Speaker 2: But you know, we played.
Speaker 5: Songs a couple of times. You know, you might hear
Speaker 5: the same song, you know, every once in a while.
Speaker 5: We once pranked Zach Martin with the help of our
Speaker 5: friend Travis Frederick Oly Travis had a bit of a
Speaker 5: man bun going on, and in the press conference, Yeah,
Speaker 5: Travis was there, Yeah, he was there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's had a man bun. He's in town.
Speaker 4: He's just don't tell us what he's been man bunning around. Yeah,
Speaker 4: what's he doing?
Speaker 2: Man bunning it up? That's the first time I've heard
Speaker 2: that as a verb, and I like it. Thank you.
Speaker 5: He's like six years past the man bun thing. Yeah,
Speaker 5: black guy, what do you mean? This is not really
Speaker 5: in anymore?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: He's Travis Frederick. He can make it in. He'll just
Speaker 1: stare at you till it's in.
Speaker 6: Doesn't Jason Momoa always do a man bun a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's always in.
Speaker 5: He's like, you know, he's different, right how Aquaman just
Speaker 5: kind of that's who he is.
Speaker 2: That could be Aquaman if you wanted to.
Speaker 5: Like, when you think of Jason Momoa, you don't think
Speaker 5: of the man bun. You just think of Jason Momoa
Speaker 5: as Aquaman. This guy's deal tearing down Travis.
Speaker 1: I don't get it first, Michael Young, Now Travis, I
Speaker 1: will say.
Speaker 6: This is why Travis won't tell us he's in town.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. And I do think Wisconsin Man is not
Speaker 1: a good superhero.
Speaker 2: It was calledson.
Speaker 5: He's here to drink beer and talk about cheese. Do
Speaker 5: you guys, need your snowshoveled. Okay, so this is about
Speaker 5: three minutes. Do you want to set up the prank?
Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead, Bennie. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the idea was we had developed such a good
Speaker 1: relationship with Travis Frederick. Well when Zach Martin came along,
Speaker 1: he immediately became besties with Travis Frederick and Travis took
Speaker 1: him under his wing, even though he was also a
Speaker 1: young player. And so the idea was, can we prank
Speaker 1: a cowboy? And the only way to really be able
Speaker 1: to do that was to have another cowboy in on
Speaker 1: it with us, and they'll often do that to rookies,
Speaker 1: and so Travis helped us set up Zach Martin. And
Speaker 1: the idea was, I was going to play a grandpa
Speaker 1: or a dad or whatever who's throwing a bar mitzvah
Speaker 1: for his son or grandson, and Skin was going to
Speaker 1: be the kid who was having the bar mitzvah, and
Speaker 1: we were going to be asking Travis and Zach to
Speaker 1: come to the bar mitzvah and we were going to
Speaker 1: pay them to do it. But the idea was that
Speaker 1: the kid didn't know who Zach Martin was and didn't
Speaker 1: want him, so we were gonna insult Zach Martin the
Speaker 1: entire time and then lowball him on being there while
Speaker 1: paying Travis to figure him out. And every time he
Speaker 1: was about to question whether it was real or not,
Speaker 1: Travis would get a best Supporting Actor or not because
Speaker 1: he would go, Yeah, this is fine, this is what
Speaker 1: we do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're in. He was great. He was great.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 5: Here it is Ben as mister Cohen Skin playing the
Speaker 5: role of his son Noah, Travis, and Zach.
Speaker 2: We want you guys to get Grandma Rose.
Speaker 4: You guys take a giant bucket of freezing cold gatorade
Speaker 4: and you're gonna dump it on unsuspecting Grandma Rose.
Speaker 2: She's a pistol. She'll love it. It'll be hilarious.
Speaker 15: Gotcha.
Speaker 11: We can get Grandma Road.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: I wanted to be ice cold. I wanted to scare her.
Speaker 4: I want to blow her away. Our expectation is that
Speaker 4: you guys will arrive at the omni full pads, helmet,
Speaker 4: shoulder pads, pants, pant pads, cleats, tape, whatever you do.
Speaker 4: We wanted to look authentic and Noah will know if
Speaker 4: it's not. So we want you to come decked out
Speaker 4: and it's part of the fee. I need full uniforms.
Speaker 15: We should be able to We'll be in Dallas. We
Speaker 15: should to make that happen. Okay, we'll just talk to Mike.
Speaker 15: We can talk to guy.
Speaker 4: Talk to Mike, Frank. I don't care whoever you got
Speaker 4: to talk to, but just come in uniform. I'm talking
Speaker 4: from the time you pull up in the valet will
Speaker 4: usher you into the ballroom. Ba bing baba boom. They
Speaker 4: sitn't gonna take long if you guys are on your game.
Speaker 4: Here's a little bit himself. Hello, Noah, hold on a
Speaker 4: singd uh. This is Travis Frederick of the Dallas Cowboys,
Speaker 4: who you wanted us as well as Zach Martin.
Speaker 2: So so hold on, gentlemen.
Speaker 4: Uh so that Nancy talk to know so we we
Speaker 4: deally I one of the reasons we want you the
Speaker 4: fees we've agreed to. Travis, your fee is thirty thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Zach your fee is five thousand. And that's we're discussed
Speaker 4: and we're good.
Speaker 2: There are we? Okay?
Speaker 4: There, guys, I hear a lot of silence. I'm trying
Speaker 4: to I got other stuff to do.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: What I don't understand was that is there a miscommunication here?
Speaker 4: If we get Romo, I would be willing to pay
Speaker 4: him one fifty. Uh, but for a secondary lineman and
Speaker 4: it's just an offensive lineman.
Speaker 2: I got five.
Speaker 3: I thought the agreed on deal with that we'd get
Speaker 3: the same.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 4: I apologize if there was a miscommunication. I just I'm
Speaker 4: not made of money. And you know this is Noah
Speaker 4: especial day now that I'm finding out he doesn't really
Speaker 4: know who Zach is. It's a little bit harder for me,
Speaker 4: but I still can pay him five. It's a lot
Speaker 4: of money and it only should only take about two hours.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I mean, I mean I would have to just
Speaker 16: let trap do it.
Speaker 11: If it's totally five. That's no disrespect you guys.
Speaker 2: But you're gonna break it.
Speaker 4: You're gonna break his heart over Noah zach Is and
Speaker 4: he's out Zach.
Speaker 2: I don't know who that is. I don't know who
Speaker 2: that is.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's good? Would you do it for twelve five?
Speaker 11: I'm gonna talk to Travis.
Speaker 8: We get back to you.
Speaker 2: There's one more thing I need Travis to tell you.
Speaker 2: The last thing.
Speaker 3: What's that everybody loves a prank sect?
Speaker 8: Oh, it's a.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry you're talking about Ben Cohen, Ben Rogers.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, are you.
Speaker 3: For you? I'm not here, am I? There's no no
Speaker 3: makes fun?
Speaker 1: Remember his notes. Zach was taking meticulous notes. He had
Speaker 1: Grandma Rose and Gatorade. There's a whole thing where they're
Speaker 1: asked to hide out in a cake and then pop
Speaker 1: out in their uniforms.
Speaker 5: I need you to find that picture of all those No,
Speaker 5: you haven't your fun from ten years ago, but.
Speaker 1: You have the whole bit too. Yeah, all right, we
Speaker 1: maybe need to post that. Yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, congratulations on a brilliant career to Zach Martin.
Speaker 2: What a great dude is?
Speaker 8: All right?
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Speaker 8: Good listeners. Here combs kt fun tweets. We're around.
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Speaker 4: Ktu queints has all the sports.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we had a retirement press conference today for Cowboys.
Speaker 2: Former guy was off.
Speaker 5: It's onman Zach Martin and we did have hot Mike
Speaker 5: Stephen as well. So there's a couple of clips. So
Speaker 5: Zach Martin sitting in the middle, Jerry flanked to his left.
Speaker 5: Stephen too is right. Here's our first clip of three.
Speaker 2: Jarry Jones and the Jones family.
Speaker 13: Even though it took a little bit of convincing back
Speaker 13: in twenty fourteen. Thank you for Thank you for believing
Speaker 13: in me and giving me an opportunity you get really
Speaker 13: to live out that dream.
Speaker 5: I've decided that Stephen is whatever he new comedian needs
Speaker 5: in their crowd. This is someone to be laughing at
Speaker 5: your joke. Yeah, it's pretty.
Speaker 2: Good, Zach. Have a little funny right here.
Speaker 13: In twenty sixteen, I made the greatest decision in my life.
Speaker 2: I married one of my best friend's sisters. I love
Speaker 2: his stand up routine. I hear that again.
Speaker 13: Yeah, in twenty sixteen, I made the greatest decision of
Speaker 13: my life. I married one of my best friend's sisters.
Speaker 2: Steven's laugh track. It's incredible.
Speaker 5: It's the best dude, Now, Jerry, you know, Zach had
Speaker 5: a prepared statement, got through. He got a little choked
Speaker 5: up talking about Jason Garrett saying as first coach. But
Speaker 5: then after Zach reads his ten minute statement, Jerry takes
Speaker 5: the mic, Oh God, and uh, I think this is
Speaker 5: pretty good.
Speaker 9: The reason you're sitting in the middle, I think is
Speaker 9: because he wanted to separate me and say than over here,
Speaker 9: because I still have nots on my Shen from him
Speaker 9: kicking me under the table when we were sitting there
Speaker 9: discussing that draft day.
Speaker 2: I hope it.
Speaker 9: Was an example of at the end of the day,
Speaker 9: I do accept the smarter decision and make it around here.
Speaker 9: Although I know I've got a lot of questioning that
Speaker 9: in the room.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good. Jerry admitting he was wrong. You don't
Speaker 2: see that often.
Speaker 5: Jerry mentioned that he never ever talked with Zach's representation
Speaker 5: with negotiating contracts. Wait what he and Jerry went and
Speaker 5: kind of it's knocked out. The preliminary agreement was one
Speaker 5: on one meetings of Zach and Jerry. Even when he
Speaker 5: held out, well that's they got into it a little
Speaker 5: bit and basically Zach said, well, I'm the best off
Speaker 5: its the woman in the league, so I need to
Speaker 5: be paid like that.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it was all pretty good. It's good. Forty minutes,
Speaker 2: took all.
Speaker 5: The questions and all that stuff. I found this from
Speaker 5: twenty fourteen. This is like the day after he got drafted,
Speaker 5: and I wanted to play this because the twenty fourteen
Speaker 5: NFL Draft was very weird. That was a day when
Speaker 5: we were on the air, a tornado hit the building.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, I broke the shatter of the glass when
Speaker 5: we were broadcasts at CBS. I don't know where this
Speaker 5: is from because I think it's plably Dallas Cowboys dot Com.
Speaker 2: But that's interesting.
Speaker 5: He was being asked, are you okay playing guard? Because
Speaker 5: everyone thought he was going to be a tackle.
Speaker 11: You know, it's been different.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 11: My outlook on is I've.
Speaker 10: Just been willing to play in a position that the
Speaker 10: team who drafts me wants me to play. So you
Speaker 10: know that's my itue coming down to Dallas as I'm
Speaker 10: ready to do anything to team needs me to do.
Speaker 5: All right, what a good trooper right there could have
Speaker 5: played tackle, could have made more money.
Speaker 1: Well especially it's it's fine saying that on your rookie
Speaker 1: deal because that's going to be what it is pretty
Speaker 1: much no matter what. But I'm sure later you know
Speaker 1: his age are like, are we sure we don't want
Speaker 1: him to be a tackle?
Speaker 5: This is just a seven second thing that I wanted
Speaker 5: to play at the time because it's you know, failed
Speaker 5: NFLGM Mike Mayock from back the day. But here's what
Speaker 5: he said after the draft pick went down.
Speaker 14: They went from one of the wild parts of the
Speaker 14: draft to maybe the safest pick in the draft.
Speaker 2: That's pretty crazy.
Speaker 5: Can you imagine Johnny Manzel coming here and by the way,
Speaker 5: being a studious backup quarterback and he mentioned like being
Speaker 5: drunk all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when he was with the Browns when.
Speaker 5: He played, when he was playing, Yes, being drunk, not
Speaker 5: ever studying the playbook, not ever knowing the plays. He
Speaker 5: would have sat here, you know, well, do you know
Speaker 5: what would have happened? This will get super dark.
Speaker 1: He would have died here, Yeah, because he was partying
Speaker 1: in this town, hardcore, out of control and he wasn't
Speaker 1: even a Dallas cowboy and he was here all the time,
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 5: That draft is wild because at that point where the
Speaker 5: Cowboys were, they were stuck in the middle. Twenty thirteen
Speaker 5: was another eight and eight Garrett classic, right. I remember
Speaker 5: a couple just a couple of names, just to jog
Speaker 5: your memory. Uh, famous from the NBC sit Come to
Speaker 5: Good Place. Blake Bortles, Remember Blake Boris. Yeah, he went
Speaker 5: three in that draft. Mike Evans went seven in that draft.
Speaker 5: We interviewed him. He had no personality, now Shoe in
Speaker 5: Hall of Famer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, And by the way, I thought all that
Speaker 1: magic at a and m from Johnny was Johnny, but
Speaker 1: a lot of it was just throwing it up to
Speaker 1: Mike Evans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of that running around.
Speaker 1: And Mike Mike Evans ended up being the DeMar Derosen
Speaker 1: of football. Like you look at his old time numbers,
Speaker 1: they're extraordinary, amazing and he's just been doing it in
Speaker 1: Tampa and no one's really paying attention.
Speaker 5: Number twelve Odell Beckham, thirteen Aaron Donald to the Rams's
Speaker 5: yeah and wait thirteen, Yeah, and then we're about to
Speaker 5: get Shazier, right, fifteen. The Steelers take Ryan Shazier the linebacker,
Speaker 5: and if they did not do that, we would have
Speaker 5: the Cowboys would have taken him. Yeah, And I don't
Speaker 5: think there's really much of a fight between that. I
Speaker 5: think they all agreed, like, okay, we can need the
Speaker 5: defensive help.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Is he injured? Did he have the bad injury? Yeah,
Speaker 2: he got paralyzed. Yeah, yeah, he just works for the Steelers.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think I think he's able to walk around.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Game.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was in the game and he was Yeah,
Speaker 5: that was tough. And it was like in year three
Speaker 5: or something like it was early early yeah, and then
Speaker 5: there you go.
Speaker 2: Zach Martin.
Speaker 5: So what was that sixteen fifteen sixteen, Johnny didn't go
Speaker 5: until twenty two Johnny Johnny poople Pants went to the
Speaker 5: Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 2: And wasn't that their second first round pick of the draft? Cleveland? Yeah,
Speaker 2: because they took a corner at number eight.
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did uh?
Speaker 10: Did?
Speaker 1: Do you know if Travis or I'm sorry, Zach mentioned
Speaker 1: Travis today or Tyron?
Speaker 2: He mentioned Travis and.
Speaker 5: He mentioned everyone though, I mean like names that you
Speaker 5: would forget, like Jeremy Parnell and Bernadeau and you know
Speaker 5: of Lineman from Back of the Day.
Speaker 2: I used to love hearing Jerry and Stephen say.
Speaker 5: Bernadeau he talked about twenty twenty when McCarthy came here,
Speaker 5: how it was hard to learn to do things a
Speaker 5: different way, and he was like, well, I don't want
Speaker 5: to change anything I do. I've mastered the position. And
Speaker 5: McCarthy like taught him to, you know, open up his
Speaker 5: mind to new ideas. Which is weird because we always
Speaker 5: criticist maccarthury for being kind of boring. Uh, he might
Speaker 5: have just been saying something nice about Mike. Probably really
Speaker 5: likes Hi. Want to all the players like Mike.
Speaker 2: They seem to and now you know all the players
Speaker 2: kind of like Garrett too. I thought, yeah, so.
Speaker 5: All right, I got some audio played a couple weeks ago.
Speaker 5: But you know, we played songs a couple of times.
Speaker 5: You know, you might hear the same song, you know,
Speaker 5: every once in a while. We once pranked Zach Martin
Speaker 5: with the help of our friend Travis Frederick. Well, Travis
Speaker 5: had a bit of a man bun going on and
Speaker 5: in the press conference. Yeah, Travis was there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was there. Yeah, Yeah, he's had a man
Speaker 2: he's in town.
Speaker 1: He just didn't tell us what he's been man bunning around. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's he doing?
Speaker 2: Man bunning it up? That's the first time I've heard
Speaker 2: that as a verb, and I like it. Thank you.
Speaker 5: He's like six years past the manbun thing. Yeah, black guy,
Speaker 5: what do you mean? This is not really in anymore?
Speaker 11: Is it.
Speaker 1: He's Travis Frederick. He can make it in. He'll just
Speaker 1: stare at you till it's in, doesn't.
Speaker 6: Jason Momoa always do a man bun a lot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he's always in. He's like, you know, he's different,
Speaker 5: right how. Aquaman's just kind of that's who he is.
Speaker 2: That's could be Aquaman if you wanted to.
Speaker 5: Like, when you think of Jason Momoa, you don't think
Speaker 5: of the man Bun. You just think of Jason Momoa
Speaker 5: as Aquaman. This guy's deal tearing down Travis. I don't
Speaker 5: get it first, Michael Young. Now Travis, I will say, this.
Speaker 6: Is why Travis won't tell us he's in town.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, And I do think Wisconsin Man is not
Speaker 1: a good superhero. Oh Wisconsin Man, he's here to drink
Speaker 1: beer until talk about cheese.
Speaker 5: Do you guys need your snowshoveled? Okay, so this is
Speaker 5: about three minutes. Do you want to set up the prank?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Go ahead, Benny. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the idea was, we developed such a good relationship
Speaker 1: with Travis Frederick. Well, when Zach Martin came along, he
Speaker 1: immediately became besties with Travis Frederick and Travis took him
Speaker 1: under his wing, even though he was also a young player.
Speaker 1: And so the idea was, can we prank a cowboy?
Speaker 1: And the only way to really be able to do
Speaker 1: that was to have another cowboy in on it with us,
Speaker 1: and they'll often do that to rookies, and so Travis
Speaker 1: helped us set up Zach Martin and the idea was,
Speaker 1: I was going to play a grandpa or a dad
Speaker 1: or whatever who's throwing a bar mitzvah for his son
Speaker 1: or grandson, and Skin was going to be the kid
Speaker 1: who was having the bar mitzvah, and we were going
Speaker 1: to be asking Travis and Zach to come to the
Speaker 1: bar mitzvah and we were going to pay them to
Speaker 1: do it. But the idea was that the kid didn't
Speaker 1: know who Zach Martin was and didn't want him. So
Speaker 1: we were going to insult Zach Martin the entire time
Speaker 1: and then lowball him on being there while paying Travis
Speaker 1: to figure him out. And every time he was about
Speaker 1: to question whether it was real or not, Travis would
Speaker 1: get a Best Supporting Actor or not because he would go, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is fine, this is what we do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're He was great. He was great.
Speaker 11: All right.
Speaker 5: Here it is Ben as mister Cohen Skin playing the
Speaker 5: role of his son, Noah, Travison, Zach.
Speaker 2: We want you guys to get Grandma Rose.
Speaker 4: You guys take a giant bucket of freezing cold Gatorade
Speaker 4: and you're gonna dump it on unsuspecting Grandma Rose.
Speaker 2: She's a pistol. She'll love it. It'll be hilarious.
Speaker 11: Gotcha, we can get Grandma roads.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: I wanted to be ice cold. I wanted to scare her.
Speaker 4: I want to blow her away. Our expectation is that
Speaker 4: you guys will arrive at the Omni full pads, helmet,
Speaker 4: shoulder pads, pants, pant pads, cleats, tape, whatever you do.
Speaker 4: We want it to look authentic and Noah will know
Speaker 4: if it's not. So we want you to come decked
Speaker 4: out and it's part of the fee. I need full uniforms.
Speaker 15: We should be able to We'll be in Dallas, so
Speaker 15: we should be able to make that happen.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll just talk to Mike. We we can talk
Speaker 3: to the guys.
Speaker 4: Talk to Mike, Frank. I don't care whoever you got
Speaker 4: to talk to, but just in uniform. I'm talking. From
Speaker 4: the time you pull up in the valet will usher
Speaker 4: you into the ballroom. Baba bing baba boom. They sitn't
Speaker 4: gonna take long if you guys are on your game.
Speaker 4: Here's a little in himself. Hello, Noah, hold on a second. Uh,
Speaker 4: this is Travis Frederick of the Dallas Cowboys, who you
Speaker 4: wanted us as well as Zach Martin Romo. So, so
Speaker 4: hold on, gentlemen. Uh so that Nancy talked to know,
Speaker 4: so we are we're dealing. One of the reasons we
Speaker 4: want you the fees we've agreed to. Travis your fee
Speaker 4: is thirty thousand dollars. Zach your fee is five thousand.
Speaker 4: And that's we're discussed, and we're good. There are we? Okay? There, guys,
Speaker 4: I hear a lot of silence. I'm trying to I
Speaker 4: got other stuff to do.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: What I don't understand was that is there a miscommunication here?
Speaker 4: If we get Romo, I would be willing to pay
Speaker 4: him one fifty uh for a secondary lineman, and it's
Speaker 4: just an offensive lineman.
Speaker 2: I got five.
Speaker 3: I thought the agreed on deal with that we'd get
Speaker 3: the same.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 4: I apologize if there was a miscommunication. I just I'm
Speaker 4: not made of money, and you know, this is Noah
Speaker 4: Special day. Now that I'm finding out he doesn't really
Speaker 4: know who Zach is, it's a little bit harder for me,
Speaker 4: but I still can pay him five. It's a lot
Speaker 4: of money and it only should only take about two hours.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I mean, I mean I would have to just
Speaker 16: let Trav do it. If it's totally five. That's no
Speaker 16: disrespect you guys.
Speaker 2: But you're gonna break it.
Speaker 4: You're gonna break his heart over Noah, Zach is saying
Speaker 4: he's out, he's Zach.
Speaker 2: I don't even know who that is. I don't know
Speaker 2: who that is.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 12: That's good, terrible?
Speaker 2: Would you do it for twelve five?
Speaker 11: I'm gonna talk to Travis about get back to you.
Speaker 2: There's one more thing. I need Travis to tell you.
Speaker 8: The thing.
Speaker 3: What's that? Everybody loves their pranks, Sam, I'm so sorry
Speaker 3: you're talking to Ben Cohen, Ben Rogers.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, are you I'm here? There's no.
Speaker 3: Makes fun.
Speaker 2: Remember his notes, Zach was meticulous.
Speaker 8: Notes.
Speaker 2: He had Grandma Rose and Gatorade.
Speaker 1: There's a whole thing where they're asked to hide out
Speaker 1: in a cake and then pop out.
Speaker 5: In their uniforms. I need you to find that picture
Speaker 5: of all those notes. No, you haven't from ten years ago, but.
Speaker 1: You have the whole bit too. Yeah, all right, we
Speaker 1: maybe need to post that. Yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, congratulations on a brilliant career to Zach Martin.
Speaker 2: What a great dude.
Speaker 3: All right?
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Speaker 5: Yeah, we had a retirement press conference today for Cowboys.
Speaker 2: Former guy was off.
Speaker 5: It's on mean Zach Martin, and we did have hot
Speaker 5: Mike Stephen as well. So there's a couple of clips.
Speaker 5: Zach Martin sitting in the middle, Jerry flanked to his left,
Speaker 5: Stephen too his right. Here's our first clip of three
Speaker 5: Jarry Jones and the Jones family.
Speaker 13: Even though it took a little bit of convincing back
Speaker 13: in twenty fourteen, thank you, Thank you for believing in
Speaker 13: me and giving me an opportunity.
Speaker 2: Really to live out that dream.
Speaker 5: I've decided that Steven is what every new comedian needs
Speaker 5: in their crowd. This is someone to be laughing at
Speaker 5: your joke. Yeah, it's pretty good, Zach. Have a little
Speaker 5: funny right here.
Speaker 13: In twenty sixteen, I made the greatest decision in my life.
Speaker 13: I married one of my best friend's sisters. I love
Speaker 13: his stand up routine. I hear that again. Yeah, in
Speaker 13: twenty sixteen, I made the greatest decision in my life.
Speaker 13: I married one of my best friend's sisters. Steven's laugh
Speaker 13: track is incredible. It's the best dude.
Speaker 5: Now Jerry, you know, Zach had a prepared statement, got through.
Speaker 5: He got a little choked up talking about Jason Garrett
Speaker 5: saying as first coach. But then after Zach reads his
Speaker 5: ten minute statement, Jerry takes the mic, Oh, God, and uh,
Speaker 5: I think this is pretty good.
Speaker 9: The reason you're sitting in the middle, I think is
Speaker 9: because he wanted to separate me and Steven over here,
Speaker 9: because I still have nots on my shin from him
Speaker 9: kicking me under the table when we were sitting there
Speaker 9: discussing that draft day. I hope it was an example
Speaker 9: of at the end of the day, I do accept
Speaker 9: the smarter decision and make it out here. Although I
Speaker 9: know I've got a lot of questioning that in the room.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good, Jerry admitting he was wrong. You don't
Speaker 2: see that often.
Speaker 5: Jerry mentioned that he never ever talked with Zach's representation
Speaker 5: when negotiating contracts. Wait what he and Jerry went and
Speaker 5: kind of just knocked out the preliminary agreement was one
Speaker 5: on one meetings of Zach and Jerry.
Speaker 2: Even when he held out, well that's.
Speaker 5: They got into it a little bit and basically Zach said, well,
Speaker 5: I'm the best offensive lineman in the league, so I
Speaker 5: need to be paid like that.
Speaker 2: So you know, it was all pretty good. It's good.
Speaker 2: Forty minutes, took all the questions and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: I found this from twenty fourteen.
Speaker 5: This is like the day after he got drafted, and
Speaker 5: I wanted to play this because the twenty fourteen NFL
Speaker 5: draft was very weird. That was a day when we
Speaker 5: were on the air, a tornado hit the building, oh wow,
Speaker 5: and broke this shatter of the glass when we were
Speaker 5: broughtcasts at CBS. I don't know where this is from
Speaker 5: because I think it's play Dallas Cowboys dot Com. But
Speaker 5: that's interesting. He was being asked, are you okay playing guard?
Speaker 5: Because everyone thought he was gonna be a tackle.
Speaker 16: You know, it's been different.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 11: My outlook on it is I've just.
Speaker 10: Been willing to play in a position that the team
Speaker 10: who drafts me wants me to play. So you know
Speaker 10: that's my issue coming out to Dallas, as I'm ready
Speaker 10: to do anything the team needs me to do.
Speaker 5: All right, what a good trooper right there, could have
Speaker 5: play tackle, could have made more money.
Speaker 1: Well, especially, it's it's fine saying that on your rookie deal,
Speaker 1: because that's going to be what it is pretty much
Speaker 1: no matter what.
Speaker 2: But I'm sure later you know his age are like,
Speaker 2: are we sure we don't want him to be a tackle?
Speaker 5: This is just a seven second thing that I wanted
Speaker 5: to play at the time because it's you know, failed
Speaker 5: NFL GM Mike Mayock from back the day.
Speaker 2: But here's what he said after the draft pick went down.
Speaker 14: They went from one of the wild parts of the
Speaker 14: draft to maybe the safest pick.
Speaker 12: In the draft.
Speaker 2: That's pretty crazy.
Speaker 5: Can you imagine Johnny Manzel coming here and, by the way,
Speaker 5: being a studious backup quarterback and he mentioned like being
Speaker 5: drunk all the time, Yeah, when he was with the
Speaker 5: Browns when he played, when he was playing, Yes, being drunk,
Speaker 5: not ever studying the playbook, not ever knowing the plays.
Speaker 1: He would have sat here, you know, well, do you
Speaker 1: know what would have happened? This, This will get super dark.
Speaker 1: He would have died here, Yeah, because he was partying
Speaker 1: in this town, hardcore, out of control and he wasn't
Speaker 1: even a Dallas Cowboy and he was here all the
Speaker 1: time all the time.
Speaker 5: That draft is wild because at that point where the
Speaker 5: Cowboys were, they were stuck in the middle twenty thirteen
Speaker 5: was another eight and eight Garrett classic.
Speaker 15: Right.
Speaker 2: I remember a couple, just a couple of names, just
Speaker 2: to jog your memory.
Speaker 5: Famous from the NBC sitcom The Good Place, Blake Bortles,
Speaker 5: Remember Blake Boris, Yeah, he went three in that draft.
Speaker 5: Mike Evans went seven in that draft. We interviewed him.
Speaker 2: He had no personality, now Shoe in Hall of Famer.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I thought all that magic at
Speaker 1: A and M from Johnny was Johnny. A lot of
Speaker 1: it was just throwing it up to Mike Evans. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of that running around, and Mike Mike Evans
Speaker 1: ended up being the DeMar Derosen of football. Like you
Speaker 1: look at his old time numbers, they're extraordinary, amazing, and
Speaker 1: he's just been doing it in Tampa and no one's
Speaker 1: really paying attention.
Speaker 5: Number twelve Odell Beckham, thirteen Aaron Donald to the Rams,
Speaker 5: that's yeah, and thirteen. Yeah, and then we're about to
Speaker 5: get Shazier, right, fifteen. The Steelers take Ryan Shazier, the linebacker,
Speaker 5: and if they did not do that, we would have
Speaker 5: taken the Cowboys would have taken him. Yeah, And I
Speaker 5: don't think there's really much of a fight between that,
Speaker 5: I think they all agreed, like, Okay, we can need
Speaker 5: the defensive help.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Is he injured? Did he have the got bad injury? Yeah,
Speaker 2: he got paralyzed. Yeah, yeah, he just works for the Steelers.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think he's able to walk around.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Was it a game.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was in the game and he was Yeah,
Speaker 5: that was tough. And it was like in year three
Speaker 5: or something like it was early early Yeah. And then
Speaker 5: there you go, Zach Martin. So what was that sixteen
Speaker 5: fifteen sixteen? Johnny didn't go till twenty two? Johnny Johnny
Speaker 5: poople Pants went to the Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 2: And wasn't that their second first round pick of the draft? Cleveland? Yeah,
Speaker 2: because they took a corner at number eight. Yeah, did uh?
Speaker 1: Did do you know if Travis or I'm sorry, Zach
Speaker 1: mentioned Travis today or Tyron?
Speaker 5: He mentioned Travis and he mentioned everyone though, I mean
Speaker 5: like names that you would forget, like Jeremy Parnell and
Speaker 5: Bernardeau and you know offensive lineman from back.
Speaker 15: In the day.
Speaker 2: I used to love hearing Jerry and Steven say Bernadeau.
Speaker 5: He talked about twenty twenty when McCarthy came here, how
Speaker 5: it was hard to learn to do things a different way,
Speaker 5: and he was like, well, I don't want to change
Speaker 5: anything I do. I've mastered the position. And McCarthy like
Speaker 5: taught him to, you know, open up his mind to
Speaker 5: new ideas, which is weird because we always criticism McCarthy
Speaker 5: for being kind of born. Uh, he might have just
Speaker 5: been saying something nice about Mike. Probably really likes him. Honest,
Speaker 5: all the players like Mike.
Speaker 2: They and now you know, all the players kind of
Speaker 2: like Garrett too. I thought, yeah, so all right, I
Speaker 2: got some audio played a couple weeks ago.
Speaker 5: But you know, we play songs a couple of times.
Speaker 5: You know, you might hear the same song, you know,
Speaker 5: every once in a while. We once pranked Zach Martin
Speaker 5: with the help of our friend Travis Frederick. Oh, Travis
Speaker 5: had a bit of a man bun going on and
Speaker 5: in the press conference. Yeah, Travis was there, Yeah, he
Speaker 5: was there. Yeah, he's had a man he's in town.
Speaker 5: He just doesn't tell us what he's been man bunning around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's he doing? Man bunning it up. That's the
Speaker 2: first time I've heard that as a verb, and I
Speaker 2: like it. Thank you. He's like six years past the
Speaker 2: man bun thing. Yeah, black guy, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: This is not really in anymore?
Speaker 7: Is it.
Speaker 2: He's Travis Frederick. He can make it in. He'll just
Speaker 2: stare at you till it's.
Speaker 6: In, doesn't. Jason Momoa always do a man bun a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's always in.
Speaker 5: He's like, you know, he's different, right, Aquaman's just kind
Speaker 5: of that's who he is.
Speaker 2: That could be Aquaman if he wanted to.
Speaker 5: Like, when you think of Jason Momoa, you don't think
Speaker 5: of the man, but you just think of Jason Momoa
Speaker 5: as Aquaman.
Speaker 1: This guy's deal tearing down Travis. I don't get it first,
Speaker 1: Michael Young. Now Travis, I will say.
Speaker 6: This is why Travis won't tell us he's in town.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. And I do think Wisconsin Man is not
Speaker 1: a good superhero.
Speaker 2: Oh Wisconsinman.
Speaker 1: He's here to drink beer until talk about cheese. Do
Speaker 1: you guys need your snowshoveled? Okay, so this is about
Speaker 1: three minutes. Do you want to set up the prank?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Go ahead, Benny. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the idea was we developed such a good relationship
Speaker 1: with Travis Frederick. Well, when Zach Martin came along, he
Speaker 1: immediately became besties with Travis Frederick, and Travis took him
Speaker 1: under his wing even though he was also a young player.
Speaker 1: And so the idea was, can we prank a cowboy?
Speaker 1: And the only way to really be able to do
Speaker 1: that was to have another cowboy in on it with us,
Speaker 1: and they'll often do that to rookies, and so Travis
Speaker 1: helped us set up Zach Martin, and the idea was,
Speaker 1: I was going to play a grandpa or a dad
Speaker 1: or whatever who's throwing a bar mitzvah for his son
Speaker 1: or grandson, and Skin was going to be the kid
Speaker 1: who was having the bar mitzvah, and we were going
Speaker 1: to be asking Travis and Zach to come to the
Speaker 1: bar mitzvah, and we were going to pay them to
Speaker 1: do it. But the idea was that the kid didn't
Speaker 1: know who Zach Martin was and didn't want him. So
Speaker 1: we were gonna insult Zach Martin the entire time and
Speaker 1: then lowball him on being there while paying Travis to
Speaker 1: figure him out. And every time he was about to
Speaker 1: question whether it was real or not, Travis would get
Speaker 1: a best supporting actor or not because he would go, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is fine, this is what we do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're in. He was great. He was great.
Speaker 11: All right.
Speaker 5: Here it is Ben as mister Cohen Skin playing the
Speaker 5: role of his son Noah, Travis, and Zach.
Speaker 2: We want you guys to get Grandma Rose.
Speaker 4: You guys take a giant bucket of freezing cold gatorade
Speaker 4: and you're gonna dump it on unsuspecting Grandma Rose.
Speaker 2: She use a pistol. She'll love it.
Speaker 12: It'll be hilarious.
Speaker 11: Gotcha, we can get grandmar Roads.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: I wanted to be ice cold. I wanted to scare her.
Speaker 4: I want to blow her away. Our expectation is that
Speaker 4: you guys will arrive at the Omni full pads, helmet,
Speaker 4: shoulder pads, pants, pant pads, cleat tape, whatever you do.
Speaker 4: We want it to look authentic and Noah will know
Speaker 4: if it's not. So we want you to come decked
Speaker 4: out and it's part of the fee. I need full uniforms.
Speaker 15: We should be able to We'll be in Dallas, so
Speaker 15: we should be able to make that happen.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll just talk to Mike. We can talk to
Speaker 3: the guy.
Speaker 4: Talk to Mike, Frank, I don't care whoever you got
Speaker 4: to talk to, but just come in uniform. I'm talking
Speaker 4: from the time you pull up in the valet, we'll
Speaker 4: usher you into the ballroom babbing baba boom. It's isn't
Speaker 4: gonna take long if you guys are on your game. Okay,
Speaker 4: here's a little himself. Hello, Noah, Hold on a second.
Speaker 15: Uh.
Speaker 2: This is Travis Frederick of the Dallas Cowboys, who you
Speaker 2: wanted us as well as Zach Martin.
Speaker 4: So so hold on, gentlemen. Uh so that Nancy talked
Speaker 4: to know, So, we we're dealing. One of the reasons
Speaker 4: we want you the fees we've agreed to. Travis, your
Speaker 4: fee is thirty thousand dollars. Zach your fee is five thousand.
Speaker 4: And that's we're discussed and we're good.
Speaker 8: There are we?
Speaker 4: Okay there, guys, I hear a lot of silence. I'm
Speaker 4: trying to I got other stuff to do.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: What I don't understand was that is there a miscommunication here?
Speaker 4: If we get Romo, I would be willing to pay
Speaker 4: him one fifty. Uh, but for a secondary lineman and
Speaker 4: it's just an offensive lineman.
Speaker 2: I got five.
Speaker 3: I thought they agreed on deal with that, that we'd
Speaker 3: get the same uh.
Speaker 4: I apologize if there was a miscommunication. I just I'm
Speaker 4: not made of money, and you know this is no
Speaker 4: especial day. Now that I'm finding out he doesn't really
Speaker 4: know who's is. It's a little bit harder for me.
Speaker 4: But I still can pay him five and it's a
Speaker 4: lot of money and it only should only take about
Speaker 4: two hours.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I mean, I mean I would have to just
Speaker 16: let Trav do it if it's only five. That's no
Speaker 16: disrespect you guys.
Speaker 4: But you're gonna break it. You're gonna break his heart. Noah,
Speaker 4: Zach is saying he's out. Zach, I don't even know
Speaker 4: who that is.
Speaker 2: I don't know who that is.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 12: That's good, terrible?
Speaker 2: Would you do it for twelve five?
Speaker 11: I'm gonna talk to Travis about we get back to you.
Speaker 2: There's one more thing I need Travis to tell you.
Speaker 2: The last thing.
Speaker 3: What's that everybody loves a prank? Sic it am I'm
Speaker 3: so sorry you're talking to Ben Cohen there, Ben.
Speaker 11: Rogers, Oh my god? Are we are you?
Speaker 3: Are you? There's no hun.
Speaker 1: Remember his notes had Zach was tec meticulous notes. He
Speaker 1: had Grandma Rose and Gatorade. There's a whole thing where
Speaker 1: they're asked to hide out in a cake and then
Speaker 1: pop out in their uniforms.
Speaker 2: I need you to find that picture of all those notes. No, no,
Speaker 2: you haven't from ten years ago.
Speaker 1: You have the whole bit too. Yeah, all right, we
Speaker 1: maybe need to post that. Yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, congratulations on a brilliant career to Zach Martin.
Speaker 2: What a great dude.
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