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<v Speaker 1>From Workhouse Connect and aj benze fame. Uh, he'd liked

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<v Speaker 1>to be walked on a leash and play really dirty,

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<v Speaker 1>kinky sex games. Is uh the guy put the cock

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<v Speaker 1>in the Peacock network. Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody, aj Ben's

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<v Speaker 1>here with fame, is it? Bitch? This is your daily

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<v Speaker 1>Unfiltered podcast for April fifteenth, twenty twenty five. Oh four

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<v Speaker 1>one five two oho two five. Hey, Hey, it's tax Day.

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<v Speaker 1>Did all you guys prepare and file? Huh? I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>you're all good Americans and don't care in the least

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<v Speaker 1>that so many of your dollars are going into the

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<v Speaker 1>government's hands so that they can do whatever the hell

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<v Speaker 1>they want to put those dollars back into the very

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<v Speaker 1>important things we need to survive and thrive as people.

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<v Speaker 1>So with that said, I wonder how many of you,

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<v Speaker 1>across your lifetime sat across or your accountant tax and

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<v Speaker 1>we're completely fine knowing that much of your money was

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<v Speaker 1>going to foreign countries so that there could be bullshit

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<v Speaker 1>experiments in DEI and political correctness and trends awareness conducted. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>You know the old adage that you work for the

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<v Speaker 1>government from January June and then whatever you make from

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<v Speaker 1>July to December essentially goes to you. See it's pretty fair, right,

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<v Speaker 1>of course it does. I told that to my kids

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<v Speaker 1>about a year or so ago. They had no idea

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<v Speaker 1>what I meant. Roxy got her first pay check probably

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<v Speaker 1>a year and a half ago, two years ago, and

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<v Speaker 1>she was like, I can't believe much money they took out.

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<v Speaker 1>It was only like forty five hours. And I go oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Roxy waits and I explained to her, as if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>some brainiac when it comes to taxes, I'm not, but

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<v Speaker 1>we don't know. People don't know. I mean, grown ups know,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's horrifying, especially when you find out what they've

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<v Speaker 1>been doing with those dollars of hours. So I imagine

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<v Speaker 1>you find that our government was apparently investing in pickleball. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>recently it provided twelve million dollars, but twelve million dollar

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<v Speaker 1>grant for a thirty court pickleball complex in Las Vegas.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm sure those of you who live in I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, Missouri are very glad that you're paying for

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<v Speaker 1>sports complexes in Nevada. That's not even that bad because

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<v Speaker 1>there are people in other states that pay for shit

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<v Speaker 1>that we use in our state. I understand that one

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<v Speaker 1>love one country. Okay, great, but you want to know

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<v Speaker 1>why sometimes paying taxes can sometimes literally be for the birds. Okay? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>In another great example of wasteful government spending, the National

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<v Speaker 1>Science Foundation has decided that the world of bird watching

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<v Speaker 1>needs a dose of diversity, equity, and inclusion, and our

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<v Speaker 1>government approved the grant for about three hundred thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 1>to create affinity groups within bird watching clubs to ensure

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<v Speaker 1>that birdwatching communities are more inclusive. You know what it's

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<v Speaker 1>like when you go look for whipperwills and the person

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<v Speaker 1>next to you is not the person you think is

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<v Speaker 1>diverse enough. Boy, that's a kick in the pants. Ain't

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<v Speaker 1>it unbelievable. I don't know how long I said this,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm so happy we're all okay with giving our

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<v Speaker 1>money to important causes like bird watching. If you're okay

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<v Speaker 1>with that, then you have to be fine with twenty

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<v Speaker 1>million dollars of our money going to the Fertilized Right

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<v Speaker 1>Initiative that's to advance fertilizer use in exotic locales like Pakistan,

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<v Speaker 1>or as Obama wants say, Pakistan, Vietnam, Columbia, and Brazil.

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<v Speaker 1>There's so many more examples of our tax dollars going

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<v Speaker 1>to very important causes close to our heart, such as

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of million bucks to An's Dei in Serbia's

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<v Speaker 1>workplaces and business communities, seventy thousand for the production of

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<v Speaker 1>a Dei musical in Ireland, three million for electric vehicles

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<v Speaker 1>in Vietnam, fifty grand for a transgender operating in Colombia.

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<v Speaker 1>You've heard these before. I just thought, since it's tax day,

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<v Speaker 1>we should really remember that two million dollars of our

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<v Speaker 1>money went to sex changes and LGBT activism in Guatemala,

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<v Speaker 1>six million bucks to fund tourism in Egypt, and ayhay, look,

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to remind you how lucky we all are

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<v Speaker 1>to give away our tax dollars to such important causes. So,

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<v Speaker 1>whether you've already filed or will be filing today or

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<v Speaker 1>filed an extension, I just wanted to remind you that

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<v Speaker 1>don't ever think paying taxes is done, especially when you

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<v Speaker 1>consider what wonderful causes our money has gone to. Somebody

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<v Speaker 1>fucking light my hair on fire and throw me out

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<v Speaker 1>a window. And another example of what planet am I

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<v Speaker 1>on A British boss, some guy in the UK he

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<v Speaker 1>was a boss of a company. He couldn't believe what

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<v Speaker 1>he saw. He was interviewing a gen Zer and this

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<v Speaker 1>particular idiot on a zoom call a zoom interview, decided

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<v Speaker 1>to look like a breakfast plate during this interview. So

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<v Speaker 1>the guy's name is Aiden Kramer. He's the co founder

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<v Speaker 1>of ai Apply, an app that uses AI to help

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<v Speaker 1>workers write cover letters, polp fly for jobs and secure interviews.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, the boss shows up on the interview

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<v Speaker 1>wearing in a white T shirt. That pissed me off,

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<v Speaker 1>right there, don't complain about what someone else is doing

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<v Speaker 1>if you're wearing a white fucking T shirt to an interview.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that's put on a shirt, a shirt and tie,

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<v Speaker 1>even white T shirt. Any other guys conducting this interview

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<v Speaker 1>is on zoom with some gen zer and this person

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<v Speaker 1>is using a filter to make her look like a

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<v Speaker 1>breakfast plate during their interview. So the guy creamer things

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<v Speaker 1>decess to be a mistake. He says, nice to meet you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure if you know, but there's a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of animation on your face. And the woman who you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't identify because her face is covered by a

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<v Speaker 1>plate with eggs and toast says, well, I'm not feeling

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<v Speaker 1>well today, took a mental health day off, and I

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<v Speaker 1>figured I use this filter. Of course, the guy has

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<v Speaker 1>taken aback and he's stumbling through his words, and he

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<v Speaker 1>tries to explain very calmly, why this woman can't remain

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<v Speaker 1>anonymous or look like a breakfast plate during her job interview,

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<v Speaker 1>and he very calmly says, listen, I'm not sure we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to be able to continue. It's not very professional.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there any chance or could turn it off right

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<v Speaker 1>away right there? Could you imagine this happening in the

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<v Speaker 1>seventies or eighties? Do you think one of our bosses

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<v Speaker 1>would be this cam? The candidate then says, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>can use a different filter if you want. The guy's like, no, no, don't,

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<v Speaker 1>and then the person switches to a filter where she's

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<v Speaker 1>a giant strawberry? Is this better? And that's where the

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<v Speaker 1>clip ends. So I don't know. It's unclear what happened

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<v Speaker 1>from there, but the boss posted on social media this

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing with a picture of the stupid animation this

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<v Speaker 1>girl used on a filter, got thirty thousand likes, probably

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred thousand by now, And get this a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people who saw this came down on the boss

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<v Speaker 1>for posting the video. Some people who were who are

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<v Speaker 1>gen Zers, which is the worst generation of all time?

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<v Speaker 1>And listen, if you have kids in that generation, as

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<v Speaker 1>I do, what can we do? We're raising them right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's everybody around them besides their parents, like us, who's

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<v Speaker 1>fucking them up? The media, television application, everybody's fucked. Teachers

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<v Speaker 1>are fucking them up. Sorry, this shit gets me because

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<v Speaker 1>it's our children. I'm not gonna hire anybody again. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not applying for jobs to resume. Some thought the person

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<v Speaker 1>who used the filter, well, she's just being amusing, she's

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<v Speaker 1>being fun. Some people say, now that's crossing the line.

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<v Speaker 1>But some were hung up on the fact that this

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<v Speaker 1>guy recorded the interview and posted it on social media.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, this is not normal behavior, and somebody commented

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<v Speaker 1>an asked the guy do you normally have your phone

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<v Speaker 1>out to record interview candidates? Is that professional? And the

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<v Speaker 1>guy's like, how could I not? Which I completely understand.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the same issue for people who have ridiculous

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<v Speaker 1>body modifications and stupid neck tattoos or tattoos across their head.

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<v Speaker 1>They do these stupid things and then they complain they

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<v Speaker 1>can't find a job. We've all seen those kids and go, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's where they can work. They can give you coffee

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning, that's about it. They can work in

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<v Speaker 1>a car garage. Sure, they can repossess your car, work

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<v Speaker 1>on your truck. There's not many places they can go

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<v Speaker 1>hand your shoes at a bowling alley. I don't I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't bowled in twenty years. I don't know who are

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<v Speaker 1>we handling the ball to once we get ready to split,

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<v Speaker 1>who are these assholes? Just imagine counting on them in

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<v Speaker 1>the event of another World War. I got news here

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<v Speaker 1>they're not going. Let's move away from this insanity. But

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<v Speaker 1>before I do, I want to point out a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of things that really burn my ass. Okay, I got

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of complaints about Instagram that, well, it's par

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<v Speaker 1>for the course, you guys know that. But here's one

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<v Speaker 1>I got complaints. And since there's now a meta whistleblower

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<v Speaker 1>trying to prove that Mark Zuckerberg lied to Congress about

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<v Speaker 1>his company's ties to China, was a big story coming

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<v Speaker 1>down the pike this week. That's for the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the week or for the next politics as witch. But

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<v Speaker 1>in the meantime, I gotta mention a thing or two

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<v Speaker 1>that I've picked up on that pisses me off. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you guys noticed this? When you're scrolling on Instagram and

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<v Speaker 1>you stop on a video or a post that you

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<v Speaker 1>have to read that maybe moves you in a way

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<v Speaker 1>or just it could be something like a fistfight in

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<v Speaker 1>a bar, It could be a little donkey playing with

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<v Speaker 1>a baby, whatever it is. If you go to the

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<v Speaker 1>bottom of the page, Instagram casually mentions the name of

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<v Speaker 1>one of your contexts who they believe might find that

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<v Speaker 1>post as interesting as you do, and in so doing,

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<v Speaker 1>they're pushing you to forward the post to this particular person. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>that in itself is not that bad. If I want

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<v Speaker 1>to show somebody of a of a rooster running toward

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<v Speaker 1>its favorite and that's fine. But I've been keeping my

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<v Speaker 1>eye on this creepy feature. And the other day I'm

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<v Speaker 1>watching some video of a crazy anti Israeli protester in

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<v Speaker 1>the streets of New York City and I'm really my

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<v Speaker 1>blood's boiling. I hate when these mm fucking I don't

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I get too, ma. I can't stand when

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<v Speaker 1>you know anti Israelis scream into the face of cops

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<v Speaker 1>and could them pigs and they've just got to stand

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<v Speaker 1>there and take it. I could never have that job.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd have the peppers free out and the Knights stick

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<v Speaker 1>up their ass. Sorry, my pension's gone. I can't work

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<v Speaker 1>this way, I can't live this way. So I'm watching

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<v Speaker 1>this anti Israeli protester in the streets of New York

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<v Speaker 1>and the bottom of the page brings up my friend's name,

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<v Speaker 1>ZeVA Palmer. No big deal, right, except ZeVA is Jewish,

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<v Speaker 1>and in some weird way, the jerk offs on Instagram,

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<v Speaker 1>it's only natural that I should forward that message to her. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>Not only that, it gets worse and even more creepy

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<v Speaker 1>and downright route. I'm watching another Instagram video of a

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<v Speaker 1>young black girl who can really sing. I mean, she's

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<v Speaker 1>like wow, like a twelve year old Whitney Houston. And

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<v Speaker 1>again Instagram suggests I should also send that video to ZeVA.

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<v Speaker 1>Why this girl's not Jewish? Is it because ZeVA has

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<v Speaker 1>a young daughter? I wish No, it's because ZeVA was

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<v Speaker 1>married to a black man, like the great LaRue Palmer

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<v Speaker 1>and the little shits and Instagram believe this should naturally

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<v Speaker 1>go to her, and then Instagram does the same thing

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<v Speaker 1>and suggests I should send the post to my dear

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<v Speaker 1>friend Jiji Levangi, who was married to her black husband,

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<v Speaker 1>the Great Chris Elise. This is nonsense. This is bullshit.

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<v Speaker 1>It also happens whenever I see an Italian recipe or

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<v Speaker 1>a five year old girl in Italy speaking animatedly with

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<v Speaker 1>her hands and her parents, and Instagram says, hey, send

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<v Speaker 1>this to your buddy John Monteforte. I'm sorry, this is bullshit.

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<v Speaker 1>Now it's profiling. That it's profiling, and I listen, I

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<v Speaker 1>know profiling happens everywhere, except, of course, when the police

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<v Speaker 1>It's just fine if it advances their business model. But

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<v Speaker 1>you're the police profile of black man. Shame on them.

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<v Speaker 1>Defund the police. I'll send millions to help you defund them.

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<v Speaker 1>and Zuckerberg's little elves pushed me to share it with

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<v Speaker 1>Andrea because we have TOUTSI it's not right, it's intrusive,

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<v Speaker 1>every day all day, but don't make it so obvious. Idiots.

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<v Speaker 1>in the street. Yeah it was, you know they were.

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<v Speaker 1>They were all over the streets of New York, certain neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing. She used to walk in Brooklyn at night,

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<v Speaker 1>not too late. But everybody, all the all the tough

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<v Speaker 1>They were good. The tough guy. Yes, they had their

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<v Speaker 1>But they kept the neighborhood clean and safe. These pricks

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<v Speaker 1>But this guy is complained, telling me how great things

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<v Speaker 1>were back in the day, and he's right. We didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know what you think. Any they're worse than criminals. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know a better word than offensive. It's icky to

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<v Speaker 1>have been strong rumors about that White Lotus show on

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<v Speaker 1>HBO that just wrapped up. There were rumors last week

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<v Speaker 1>about Walton Goggins and the female co star, Amy Lou Woods,

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<v Speaker 1>that they struck up a love affair while spending seven

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<v Speaker 1>months filming that series in Thailand. Seven months. That's tough.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't even fly your family. I mean, you can

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<v Speaker 1>fly your family out, but you're working so much. They're

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna have a good time. It's sticky, sticky hot. No,

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<v Speaker 1>It's that's tough. Anyhow, that's a that's a long time

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<v Speaker 1>and romances happen on movie sets, and and and and

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<v Speaker 1>TV shows forever, so naturally you have to spending that

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<v Speaker 1>much time together. The story is the Room of the Strong.

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<v Speaker 1>Rumor is Walton Goggins and Amy lou Wood, who played

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<v Speaker 1>they formed a bond way beyond co stars just memoring

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<v Speaker 1>lines for their parts playing lovers. And then when the

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<v Speaker 1>that they're officially could put because if romances are are

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<v Speaker 1>deemed up and happening, when you post a picture on Instagram,

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<v Speaker 1>you become Instagram official. Well, if you stop following each other,

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<v Speaker 1>it's got to mean your relationship is done. Has somebody

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<v Speaker 1>checked that Bianca Sensory is still following Kanye? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>check Kanye's stuff. He's lost his mind. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>we're peering into the life of a really sick person

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<v Speaker 1>and I've lost interest in doing it. It's so sad.

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<v Speaker 1>It's beyond set. Him and Britney Spears ought to live

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<v Speaker 1>together at this point. So in the way of Saturday

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<v Speaker 1>Night Live spoofing that series, which I think was hysterical.

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<v Speaker 1>I said this on yesterday's show, making fun of Amy

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<v Speaker 1>Litwood's very famous buck teeth. Walton Goggins made sure everyone

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<v Speaker 1>producers apologized to the actress, he thought it was hysterical.

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<v Speaker 1>He supported it. He said it was great. He said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I loved it. You know, just all words

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<v Speaker 1>that you know, superlatives. It was great, It was funny.

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<v Speaker 1>And when he laughs at those big old now hear

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<v Speaker 1>that buck teeth, they's got big old veneers shine like

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<v Speaker 1>a diamond. I like him a lot. He's a good actor.

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<v Speaker 1>He was great on the shield, great and justified. You

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<v Speaker 1>know he's good. But yeah, Amulus pissed. Walton Goggins loved it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's exact quote was ha ha ha ha ha ha amazy.

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<v Speaker 1>He did erase it or deleted, I should say, but

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<v Speaker 1>he did right smashing. And he also praised John Ham's

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<v Speaker 1>portrayal of his character Rick, saying, hey, John, I knew

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<v Speaker 1>I was miscast. I don't know. Some people found the

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<v Speaker 1>sketch mean. I found it funny. I think this girl's teeth,

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<v Speaker 1>as I've said, stand on their own. She's gonna be fine.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't think she's ever gonna change those teeth

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<v Speaker 1>because she's made it this far with him. Why fuck

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<v Speaker 1>with success? Right? Are you sick of? Are you sick

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<v Speaker 1>yet of seeing all these? Oh? You know what I

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<v Speaker 1>got to talk to you guys about. I'll do it

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<v Speaker 1>probably tomorrow. What the hell is this hold on? What

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<v Speaker 1>is this? My answer, Ishie, my Rosie's answer is shoeing

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<v Speaker 1>on crazy. I want to talk to you tomorrow about

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<v Speaker 1>the director out here in Hollywood, James Tobak, who was

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<v Speaker 1>one of the goons during the Me Too movement who

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<v Speaker 1>really got hit hard, but the Horvey Weinstein story overshadowed

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<v Speaker 1>anything this asshole did. James Toback had this whole creepy

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<v Speaker 1>rap where he would follow girls in New York City

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<v Speaker 1>in certain neighborhoods, and when they were young enough, he

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<v Speaker 1>would deem it appropriate to approach them and tell them, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to read for a movie like the

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<v Speaker 1>kind of shit we've heard growing up? Where people are

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I remember when I was picking up roxy

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<v Speaker 1>from kindergarten and my wife at the time was I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, twenty feet away from me, and this creepy

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<v Speaker 1>I finally met up with what was that about? Guy thinks,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I've got a certain look. He wants to

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<v Speaker 1>be to read for from on the fucking street. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean get rid of that? This guy's a

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<v Speaker 1>noble You think real casting agents and producers walk the streets.

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<v Speaker 1>That's out of school and go, hey, listen, you'd be

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<v Speaker 1>great to read. Throw the garbage. But that's what this

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<v Speaker 1>guy told back was doing. And when he got some

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<v Speaker 1>of these gullible girls to walk into his apartment or

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<v Speaker 1>hotel room and then he would proposition them and some

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<v Speaker 1>really Julianne Moore, it happened to you twice. He did

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<v Speaker 1>it once, she got rid of him. Then like two

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<v Speaker 1>years later he approached it with the same rap, but

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<v Speaker 1>she said, did you forget you already approached me. He

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<v Speaker 1>became a joke. However, it was recently decided he needs

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<v Speaker 1>to pay one point six billion with a B dollars

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<v Speaker 1>to the women that he sexually abused. One point six

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<v Speaker 1>billion sounds like an impossible amount of money to gather up,

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<v Speaker 1>but hear now I bet your Harvey wins. He would

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<v Speaker 1>rather try to find that money then spend the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of his life in jail, Isn't it crazy? I know

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<v Speaker 1>that industry had to be cleaned up and still needs

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<v Speaker 1>to be cleaned up, But Jesus Christ one point six

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<v Speaker 1>billion making an amount of money where someone can pay

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<v Speaker 1>it and it ruins their life. If you make it

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<v Speaker 1>that high, what thing's gonna happen? It was like O J. Simpsons.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you think he would ever pay the Goldman's the

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<v Speaker 1>amount of money they won in court? Of course not.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what OJ was doing. You know what Kardashian

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<v Speaker 1>and Robert Shapiro were doing. More Kardashian he needed money,

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<v Speaker 1>And how do you smuggle memorabilia into prison so OJ

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<v Speaker 1>can sign it and make money. You can't, So they

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<v Speaker 1>would take in You know, you look at football's right,

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<v Speaker 1>leather footballs. They're all put together in swaths of leather,

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<v Speaker 1>each swaths, so, for lack of a better word, each

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<v Speaker 1>piece of the football is sewn together until you have

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<v Speaker 1>that beautiful spherical shape. Well, Shapiro or Kardashian whomever would

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<v Speaker 1>bring those pieces into prison and OJ would autograph them

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<v Speaker 1>all while they were having their meetings. Then they take

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<v Speaker 1>him back constructive football and sell it. And that's how

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<v Speaker 1>OJ made money. That money did not go to the Goldmans.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, give told back the kind of money that

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<v Speaker 1>he has to pay back and destroy him, not a

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<v Speaker 1>ridiculous amount of money that certain towns can't paignone a

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<v Speaker 1>man who hasn't worked in twenty fucking years. Anyhow, I

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<v Speaker 1>need some wader unbelievable. Ugh, I've been seeing pictures of

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<v Speaker 1>all these hairfas celebrities at Coachella, the big music festival.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, I do want to mention this off

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<v Speaker 1>topic for a second kind of off topic. I saw

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<v Speaker 1>Lizzo on SNLLL the weekend. Like I've always said, she's

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<v Speaker 1>got a very pretty face. When she loses the weight,

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<v Speaker 1>she's gonna look great. She looked great on SNL. Feel thick.

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<v Speaker 1>Still a thick woman, but that's okay. She's not out

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<v Speaker 1>landishly morbidly obese to the point where her stomach was

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<v Speaker 1>hanging over her vagina while she was naked in a

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<v Speaker 1>hot tub stuffing donuts at a blender with ice cream.

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<v Speaker 1>She's just now a thick woman and that's okay. Her

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<v Speaker 1>face is very pretty. We all know she's talented. See

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<v Speaker 1>there's no articles asking you how much better she feels.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't do that. That means your anti fat. Let

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<v Speaker 1>her say it on her own. What horseshit? So Lizzo's

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<v Speaker 1>now losing weight, of course, on the help of one

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<v Speaker 1>of those diabeta drugs. I don't care good for those people.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's a new girl. I don't say new, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a girl that's now in my horizon. Let's say Lowly Young.

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<v Speaker 1>If you see this white slob, she's the newest thing

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<v Speaker 1>that so many women can't get enough of. Lowly Young.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a white girl about Lizzo's height and not as

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<v Speaker 1>big as Lizlo used to be. But this one doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>care how she looks in a mid drift shirt with

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<v Speaker 1>her belly out shaking everywhere in the desert, and every woman,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, and every liberal man is acting like this

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<v Speaker 1>is great. She looks great. Twenty four years old, probably

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<v Speaker 1>weighs two fifty. Okay, so Lizzo's figured out what she

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<v Speaker 1>has to do. Lowly Young is next. I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>keep harping on her. But again, you can't make fun

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<v Speaker 1>of these people. You can't be critical of these people,

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<v Speaker 1>because then you're anti woman, you're anti fat. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>take it. So ywow, Coachella's going on right. I saw

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<v Speaker 1>Para Sultan wor Enda's craziest outfit. Yes, I do think

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<v Speaker 1>she's sexy, not with that stupid outfit. The woman's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be fifty in about four years, five years, whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop it. You got a kid at home, you're married,

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<v Speaker 1>even though the guy's a schmuck and he's an accessory.

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<v Speaker 1>Stay home. But no, she's out there in the heat,

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred degree heat, dusty festival out in the desert

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<v Speaker 1>in Indio, California. Just pay the Palm Springs. I saw

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<v Speaker 1>a photo of someone who purchased five tortilla shells filled

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<v Speaker 1>you would think that. Since the price of admission to

411
00:25:17.960 --> 00:25:20.880
<v Speaker 1>this hellscape for all three days is six hundred and

412
00:25:20.920 --> 00:25:24.640
<v Speaker 1>fifty bucks and six hundred dollars for its second weekend,

413
00:25:25.599 --> 00:25:28.880
<v Speaker 1>who has this kind of extra dough to go visit

414
00:25:28.920 --> 00:25:33.240
<v Speaker 1>purgatory in Palm Springs. Let me tell you something I've

415
00:25:33.279 --> 00:25:36.839
<v Speaker 1>been to Palm Springs many times actually got married there.

416
00:25:37.799 --> 00:25:40.519
<v Speaker 1>I like it. It's beautiful if you can see the

417
00:25:40.519 --> 00:25:42.920
<v Speaker 1>scenery beyond the thousands of gay men who stormed the

418
00:25:42.920 --> 00:25:46.920
<v Speaker 1>streets every day. But my first trip there was a

419
00:25:46.960 --> 00:25:50.759
<v Speaker 1>bit of a nightmare. Allow me to tell you. When

420
00:25:50.759 --> 00:25:53.680
<v Speaker 1>I was in New York City, I remember just beginning

421
00:25:54.079 --> 00:25:57.559
<v Speaker 1>the very big first few weeks of my gossip career,

422
00:25:58.039 --> 00:26:01.000
<v Speaker 1>working at New York Newsday part time for Linda Stacy.

423
00:26:01.839 --> 00:26:04.640
<v Speaker 1>And where do I go? Who do I know? Nobody?

424
00:26:05.079 --> 00:26:08.559
<v Speaker 1>Where do I go? I don't know. There was this

425
00:26:08.799 --> 00:26:14.079
<v Speaker 1>very in ultra chic celebrity hot spot on a little street,

426
00:26:14.599 --> 00:26:20.160
<v Speaker 1>Ninth Street, called Cafe TOBECC two story, non descript building,

427
00:26:20.640 --> 00:26:22.640
<v Speaker 1>but boy, oh boy, it was the center of the

428
00:26:22.759 --> 00:26:25.960
<v Speaker 1>universe for the Hoy Poloy and all the fancy people

429
00:26:26.359 --> 00:26:29.240
<v Speaker 1>in New York. I hated it right away because tobacc

430
00:26:29.400 --> 00:26:32.519
<v Speaker 1>is short for tobacco. I hate smoking, and whenever I

431
00:26:32.640 --> 00:26:35.359
<v Speaker 1>passed the place, all you could see was cigarette smoke

432
00:26:35.720 --> 00:26:38.839
<v Speaker 1>hanging above people's heads and below the low hanging ceiling.

433
00:26:39.119 --> 00:26:41.000
<v Speaker 1>It was like a nightmare for me. But I gotta

434
00:26:41.000 --> 00:26:44.440
<v Speaker 1>get in. That's where all the stars are. Sorry, Poul

435
00:26:44.559 --> 00:26:48.799
<v Speaker 1>private party, I heard that countless times. Eventually I get

436
00:26:48.799 --> 00:26:51.920
<v Speaker 1>myself inside the small joint, which is packed, packed with

437
00:26:51.960 --> 00:26:55.240
<v Speaker 1>every VIP of New York City, and beyond there was

438
00:26:55.319 --> 00:26:58.039
<v Speaker 1>one thing to get past the doorman in the cafe.

439
00:26:58.079 --> 00:27:00.960
<v Speaker 1>To bec beyond him, there was this set of black

440
00:27:01.039 --> 00:27:03.680
<v Speaker 1>carpeted stairs that went straight up to the second floor,

441
00:27:03.920 --> 00:27:07.880
<v Speaker 1>the all important second store. This was, for all intents

442
00:27:07.920 --> 00:27:11.319
<v Speaker 1>and purposes, the stairway to heaven. To my left was

443
00:27:11.519 --> 00:27:15.079
<v Speaker 1>the bar, and beyond the bar was a small restaurant.

444
00:27:16.000 --> 00:27:19.519
<v Speaker 1>So I got inside, made a quick left. Now I

445
00:27:19.519 --> 00:27:22.200
<v Speaker 1>can at least get to the bar, all right, order

446
00:27:22.240 --> 00:27:24.160
<v Speaker 1>a drink, act like I know what I'm doing. What

447
00:27:24.279 --> 00:27:26.440
<v Speaker 1>have I go next? I'm looking for people, looking for

448
00:27:26.880 --> 00:27:30.640
<v Speaker 1>just trying to see the scenery, you know, like paint

449
00:27:30.680 --> 00:27:33.119
<v Speaker 1>the picture in my head of who's here, who's doing what?

450
00:27:34.759 --> 00:27:38.319
<v Speaker 1>And like I said, the restaurant beyond the bar, another

451
00:27:38.359 --> 00:27:40.119
<v Speaker 1>whole battle. To get in there. You had to have

452
00:27:40.160 --> 00:27:43.400
<v Speaker 1>a reservation, even if they are empty tables. They wouldn't

453
00:27:43.400 --> 00:27:45.200
<v Speaker 1>sit you if your clothes were right, you know, real

454
00:27:45.279 --> 00:27:49.920
<v Speaker 1>snobbish shit. And uh, no way I'm gonna get to

455
00:27:50.000 --> 00:27:53.599
<v Speaker 1>that dining area. But the most exclusive part of this

456
00:27:53.640 --> 00:27:56.279
<v Speaker 1>supper club was being able to get past the doorman

457
00:27:56.799 --> 00:28:00.240
<v Speaker 1>who stood at the bottom of these long steps, which

458
00:28:00.279 --> 00:28:03.039
<v Speaker 1>led to this even more exclusive room where every celebrity

459
00:28:03.119 --> 00:28:07.119
<v Speaker 1>really let it all hang out. And after several visits

460
00:28:07.160 --> 00:28:10.119
<v Speaker 1>there and hundreds of handshakes and meeting different people and

461
00:28:10.240 --> 00:28:13.119
<v Speaker 1>various attempts to get to the second floor, they came

462
00:28:13.200 --> 00:28:17.480
<v Speaker 1>that day when the velvet rope just opened. I guess

463
00:28:17.519 --> 00:28:19.759
<v Speaker 1>they saw me enough, and I wasn't a bother, and

464
00:28:19.799 --> 00:28:23.640
<v Speaker 1>I dressed right whatever it was, my new silver bracelets,

465
00:28:23.640 --> 00:28:27.440
<v Speaker 1>my leather clogs, I don't know, but I got up.

466
00:28:27.559 --> 00:28:31.200
<v Speaker 1>This is nineteen ninety, It's thirty five years ago. Jesus

467
00:28:31.319 --> 00:28:36.279
<v Speaker 1>Christ of my had dinosaur thirty five years ago. They figured,

468
00:28:36.319 --> 00:28:38.920
<v Speaker 1>let it in. We'll got some press from New York News.

469
00:28:38.960 --> 00:28:41.240
<v Speaker 1>They go ahead. So the first night I climbed the

470
00:28:41.240 --> 00:28:43.559
<v Speaker 1>stairs alone, which is the way I wanted about my

471
00:28:43.599 --> 00:28:46.039
<v Speaker 1>business back then. In the beginning, I went out alone.

472
00:28:46.240 --> 00:28:48.440
<v Speaker 1>Later on I went with girls that I took guys,

473
00:28:48.519 --> 00:28:52.079
<v Speaker 1>and I took guys and girls. But in the beginning alone,

474
00:28:52.359 --> 00:28:56.880
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't believe what I saw. Sounds shallow now, I understand,

475
00:28:56.920 --> 00:29:00.640
<v Speaker 1>but I'm looking at supermodels making that with souper models,

476
00:29:00.880 --> 00:29:04.799
<v Speaker 1>tippy top Hollywood stars getting hammered doing coke off the table,

477
00:29:04.880 --> 00:29:11.279
<v Speaker 1>off their knives, off their wristwatches, actors, actresses, magnets, mobsters, millionaires,

478
00:29:11.359 --> 00:29:13.319
<v Speaker 1>you name it. They were all there and letting it

479
00:29:13.359 --> 00:29:17.359
<v Speaker 1>all hang out. But it was this one night that

480
00:29:17.480 --> 00:29:21.960
<v Speaker 1>caught my eye immediately and catch anyone's eye. In the

481
00:29:22.000 --> 00:29:25.119
<v Speaker 1>back of the room, along the windows which were blacked

482
00:29:25.160 --> 00:29:30.000
<v Speaker 1>out by dark green velvet curtains. Right, I love them

483
00:29:30.039 --> 00:29:32.759
<v Speaker 1>so much. I got them from my bedroom. My bedroom

484
00:29:32.799 --> 00:29:34.960
<v Speaker 1>was aloft and there was no wall that separated my

485
00:29:35.000 --> 00:29:37.920
<v Speaker 1>bedroom from the living room, so I used these big

486
00:29:38.160 --> 00:29:42.960
<v Speaker 1>green velvet curtains with these big rumpes that I was insane.

487
00:29:42.960 --> 00:29:46.599
<v Speaker 1>It was crazy in my room. But anyhow, I watched

488
00:29:46.599 --> 00:29:49.799
<v Speaker 1>this beautiful girl dancing on the table with no top on,

489
00:29:50.200 --> 00:29:55.359
<v Speaker 1>beautiful body, credible body, just a rigly, sexy mess of

490
00:29:55.480 --> 00:29:59.240
<v Speaker 1>long blonde hair, and her tits are ound, small black

491
00:29:59.279 --> 00:30:02.480
<v Speaker 1>mini skirt, tight black leather booths that went up to

492
00:30:02.480 --> 00:30:06.559
<v Speaker 1>her knee. I couldn't take it. Come to find out,

493
00:30:06.799 --> 00:30:11.079
<v Speaker 1>she was a penthouse pet named Samantha Phillips. And as

494
00:30:11.079 --> 00:30:14.359
<v Speaker 1>the months and years went on, I'd see you more often,

495
00:30:14.720 --> 00:30:17.000
<v Speaker 1>and because I got a lot of shit. And because

496
00:30:17.039 --> 00:30:19.079
<v Speaker 1>I had a job that was the kind of job

497
00:30:19.119 --> 00:30:21.799
<v Speaker 1>that would get her press, I was able to strike

498
00:30:21.839 --> 00:30:24.559
<v Speaker 1>up a friendship with her. And that was easy back

499
00:30:24.559 --> 00:30:26.960
<v Speaker 1>then because of my job. And look, I look decent,

500
00:30:27.000 --> 00:30:30.279
<v Speaker 1>but I'm not stupid. It was easy when you could

501
00:30:30.279 --> 00:30:32.240
<v Speaker 1>put someone's name or picture in a column and make

502
00:30:32.279 --> 00:30:34.640
<v Speaker 1>them even more of a thing, more of a happening, right,

503
00:30:36.079 --> 00:30:40.200
<v Speaker 1>And some people got very flat about that. Sometimes that

504
00:30:40.279 --> 00:30:42.640
<v Speaker 1>turned a friendship into a romance. It was a lot

505
00:30:42.680 --> 00:30:47.279
<v Speaker 1>of fun. A few years later, Samantha moves to Los Angeles,

506
00:30:47.480 --> 00:30:49.680
<v Speaker 1>and we stayed in touch with a phone call now

507
00:30:49.720 --> 00:30:52.799
<v Speaker 1>and then. She'd give me information from LA for my

508
00:30:52.880 --> 00:30:54.960
<v Speaker 1>column in New York. You know, she always knew what

509
00:30:55.039 --> 00:30:56.519
<v Speaker 1>was going on in Los Angeles, so I liked to

510
00:30:56.559 --> 00:30:59.440
<v Speaker 1>have it her out here as a source. And we

511
00:30:59.480 --> 00:31:01.400
<v Speaker 1>never we would. They were physical in New York, not once.

512
00:31:01.400 --> 00:31:05.039
<v Speaker 1>They didn't even kiss the New York Around nineteen ninety

513
00:31:05.079 --> 00:31:07.880
<v Speaker 1>four or so, maybe three years later, I begin to

514
00:31:07.920 --> 00:31:10.640
<v Speaker 1>fly to LA and spend the weekends at Robert Evans

515
00:31:10.720 --> 00:31:14.160
<v Speaker 1>house in Beverly Hills. And one week and I'm in

516
00:31:14.200 --> 00:31:17.640
<v Speaker 1>town and I'm still dating car Young by the way, right,

517
00:31:17.680 --> 00:31:20.240
<v Speaker 1>so I wasn't cheating, but I didn't think it was

518
00:31:20.240 --> 00:31:24.119
<v Speaker 1>a problem to agree to meet Sam. When she told

519
00:31:24.119 --> 00:31:26.240
<v Speaker 1>me she was shooting the movie in Palm Springs and

520
00:31:26.759 --> 00:31:28.680
<v Speaker 1>maybe I should drive out. I figured that's a good

521
00:31:28.680 --> 00:31:31.160
<v Speaker 1>story for the column, and I don't mind being with Sam.

522
00:31:31.240 --> 00:31:35.039
<v Speaker 1>She's easy on the eyes. Right. Obviously to her it

523
00:31:35.119 --> 00:31:37.920
<v Speaker 1>meant we're having sex. And I knew in the back

524
00:31:37.960 --> 00:31:39.640
<v Speaker 1>of my mind she probably is going to be open

525
00:31:39.680 --> 00:31:42.240
<v Speaker 1>to this. But I still went because I'm strong. You

526
00:31:42.319 --> 00:31:47.000
<v Speaker 1>can't make me have sex with you, right, guys. I went,

527
00:31:47.680 --> 00:31:52.359
<v Speaker 1>and I took Evans Jaguar, which he rarely drove. I

528
00:31:52.440 --> 00:31:54.480
<v Speaker 1>used to drive that car to pick up his Hamburgers

529
00:31:54.480 --> 00:31:56.920
<v Speaker 1>at Hamburger Hamlet. He was very generous with the car.

530
00:31:57.160 --> 00:31:59.640
<v Speaker 1>In that car was a cell phone right in the

531
00:31:59.680 --> 00:32:05.319
<v Speaker 1>middle console. Pretty fancied back in that time. So he

532
00:32:05.400 --> 00:32:07.319
<v Speaker 1>lets me borrow the car. I tell him what it's for.

533
00:32:07.640 --> 00:32:09.880
<v Speaker 1>I have some fun, kid, bring back a story, which

534
00:32:09.880 --> 00:32:13.440
<v Speaker 1>is that kind of thing. So I head out to

535
00:32:13.519 --> 00:32:16.799
<v Speaker 1>the desert with a fucking map, not a map, but

536
00:32:17.039 --> 00:32:18.759
<v Speaker 1>directions on a piece of paper, because I didn't know

537
00:32:18.759 --> 00:32:22.319
<v Speaker 1>nothing about the highways in La. Right, the highways of

538
00:32:22.440 --> 00:32:24.880
<v Speaker 1>LA are the way to Palm Springs may have been

539
00:32:25.000 --> 00:32:27.160
<v Speaker 1>might as well have been the surface of the moon,

540
00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:30.119
<v Speaker 1>you know, because I didn't know what kind of roads,

541
00:32:30.160 --> 00:32:34.799
<v Speaker 1>and it was a little daunting. Okay, sure enough, I'd

542
00:32:34.880 --> 00:32:38.880
<v Speaker 1>pull in to wherever it was, some motel movie set

543
00:32:38.960 --> 00:32:41.640
<v Speaker 1>right next to it, and I see all these beautiful

544
00:32:41.720 --> 00:32:45.319
<v Speaker 1>chicks walking around with the tops off, and I'm going Jesus,

545
00:32:45.359 --> 00:32:48.440
<v Speaker 1>And then Sam pops out, Hi, honey, Hey, Hey, what

546
00:32:48.480 --> 00:32:50.680
<v Speaker 1>the fuck? What's going on? And she tells me she's

547
00:32:50.720 --> 00:32:52.440
<v Speaker 1>working on this movie. What kind of movies it? Oh,

548
00:32:52.480 --> 00:32:54.960
<v Speaker 1>it's like a soft core porn thing for the Playboy channel.

549
00:32:55.279 --> 00:32:58.039
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, I had no idea, didn't even ask her

550
00:32:58.039 --> 00:33:00.880
<v Speaker 1>why she's out there, So of course I stick around.

551
00:33:01.319 --> 00:33:03.480
<v Speaker 1>I watch some of the movie. I watch her scene

552
00:33:03.480 --> 00:33:08.079
<v Speaker 1>with some dude, obviously no penetration, but very sexy. Nonetheless,

553
00:33:08.079 --> 00:33:11.680
<v Speaker 1>it kind of, you know, made my blood stir. And

554
00:33:11.960 --> 00:33:17.000
<v Speaker 1>it looked obvious to everyone there that she and I

555
00:33:17.039 --> 00:33:20.839
<v Speaker 1>were probably together. She's holding my hand as we walk

556
00:33:20.960 --> 00:33:24.279
<v Speaker 1>to the craft service table, shit like that. And I

557
00:33:24.279 --> 00:33:26.319
<v Speaker 1>didn't know this is how she felt. You know. There's

558
00:33:26.319 --> 00:33:29.119
<v Speaker 1>always a thing guys, you know, like we may when

559
00:33:29.160 --> 00:33:31.480
<v Speaker 1>we were younger, or maybe some of you guys who

560
00:33:31.519 --> 00:33:35.720
<v Speaker 1>are single right now, we may want to go out

561
00:33:35.759 --> 00:33:38.920
<v Speaker 1>and hope to get late. I think most men feel

562
00:33:38.920 --> 00:33:40.920
<v Speaker 1>that way. Hey I'm gonna put on this outfit and

563
00:33:41.079 --> 00:33:43.680
<v Speaker 1>splash on a look cologne, and you know, hey, I

564
00:33:43.759 --> 00:33:48.720
<v Speaker 1>look good, maybe I'll get late. We never know. Girls

565
00:33:48.759 --> 00:33:52.160
<v Speaker 1>are getting ready in the house with their other girlfriend

566
00:33:52.160 --> 00:33:54.759
<v Speaker 1>on the phone, and they both know, oh, I'm fucking

567
00:33:54.839 --> 00:33:57.799
<v Speaker 1>somebody tonight. They know because it's their body, their choice,

568
00:33:57.960 --> 00:34:00.039
<v Speaker 1>they get to make that decision in their head. In

569
00:34:00.039 --> 00:34:03.160
<v Speaker 1>other words, they're open to it. Guys are hoping, but

570
00:34:03.279 --> 00:34:07.440
<v Speaker 1>women know. Okay, So I actually felt a little bit

571
00:34:07.799 --> 00:34:10.639
<v Speaker 1>dirty or a little bit I didn't feel good about

572
00:34:10.679 --> 00:34:14.119
<v Speaker 1>myself since I just left New York City and you know,

573
00:34:14.360 --> 00:34:17.760
<v Speaker 1>I was still dating Car. But I played along because

574
00:34:17.880 --> 00:34:21.079
<v Speaker 1>I'm a guy, or I was a young guy back then.

575
00:34:22.400 --> 00:34:26.119
<v Speaker 1>Shooting ends, Everyone starts to light up a joint. Here

576
00:34:26.159 --> 00:34:29.159
<v Speaker 1>comes the beers. Everybody's sitting around, literally sitting around a

577
00:34:29.159 --> 00:34:31.519
<v Speaker 1>little fire, and they started and people are drinking beers,

578
00:34:31.559 --> 00:34:33.880
<v Speaker 1>and she's sitting on my lap, and all these people

579
00:34:33.960 --> 00:34:35.760
<v Speaker 1>are hanging out. You can see people who are going

580
00:34:35.840 --> 00:34:39.920
<v Speaker 1>to mess around, peeling off and Okay, at some point,

581
00:34:40.000 --> 00:34:42.679
<v Speaker 1>Sam says, let's go back to my room at this hotel,

582
00:34:42.840 --> 00:34:46.639
<v Speaker 1>all right, And it was very obvious that what she

583
00:34:46.760 --> 00:34:51.880
<v Speaker 1>wanted to do was about to take place. And look, look,

584
00:34:52.159 --> 00:34:54.159
<v Speaker 1>God knows she was a beauty, and any man in

585
00:34:54.199 --> 00:34:57.280
<v Speaker 1>my shoes would have went forward. But for the first

586
00:34:57.320 --> 00:34:59.360
<v Speaker 1>time in my life, I just I couldn't do it.

587
00:35:00.519 --> 00:35:03.159
<v Speaker 1>My conscious wouldn't let me do it. It didn't feel right.

588
00:35:03.960 --> 00:35:08.519
<v Speaker 1>So obviously I'm not a dead man. We start kissing,

589
00:35:08.559 --> 00:35:11.119
<v Speaker 1>and we're making out, and we're getting closer and closer

590
00:35:11.119 --> 00:35:13.639
<v Speaker 1>to that point, and I just stop and I say, Sam,

591
00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:16.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I can do this. Don't get man,

592
00:35:16.079 --> 00:35:18.840
<v Speaker 1>don't get man. Please, I gotta go. What do you mean,

593
00:35:19.280 --> 00:35:21.760
<v Speaker 1>Please stay? I can't. I just look, it's not you,

594
00:35:21.880 --> 00:35:24.360
<v Speaker 1>it's me, that whole thing, you know, Is it because

595
00:35:24.360 --> 00:35:26.599
<v Speaker 1>of the car? No, No, don't be silly, it's not.

596
00:35:26.719 --> 00:35:29.960
<v Speaker 1>But we're hardly together, big lie. I just maybe we're

597
00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:33.039
<v Speaker 1>going too fast. I don't know. She goes, I've never

598
00:35:33.079 --> 00:35:35.360
<v Speaker 1>heard that from a guy. I listen. I know, believe me.

599
00:35:35.400 --> 00:35:38.440
<v Speaker 1>I never thought i'd say it, but I just I

600
00:35:38.480 --> 00:35:42.519
<v Speaker 1>gotta go. She starts to cry, not like sniffles, cry,

601
00:35:42.679 --> 00:35:44.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm going come on. People are gonna heat, They're gons

602
00:35:44.760 --> 00:35:47.559
<v Speaker 1>gonna beat you up. Stomp, stomp. I can't believe this.

603
00:35:47.639 --> 00:35:49.320
<v Speaker 1>I was waiting for this, all right, all right, listen,

604
00:35:49.559 --> 00:35:51.559
<v Speaker 1>it may happen again. It just can't happen. To please

605
00:35:51.599 --> 00:35:53.920
<v Speaker 1>come down. I gotta get back in the road now.

606
00:35:53.920 --> 00:35:56.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm like ninety minutes to two hours away from Beverly

607
00:35:56.480 --> 00:35:59.239
<v Speaker 1>Hills back to Evan's house. I don't know the roads.

608
00:35:59.400 --> 00:36:03.599
<v Speaker 1>It's getting dark. I hop in Evans Jaguar and I

609
00:36:03.679 --> 00:36:06.719
<v Speaker 1>head back and I'm driving, and by the way, I'm

610
00:36:06.760 --> 00:36:10.480
<v Speaker 1>several drinks into the night. Of course, shouldn't be behind

611
00:36:10.480 --> 00:36:13.199
<v Speaker 1>the hill, not loaded. But obviously you get pulled over

612
00:36:13.440 --> 00:36:15.800
<v Speaker 1>two or three drinks, they can write you up and

613
00:36:15.840 --> 00:36:19.880
<v Speaker 1>pull you in twenty minutes in of course, in my

614
00:36:19.960 --> 00:36:23.159
<v Speaker 1>rear view mirror, I see a cop car coming and

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<v Speaker 1>the lights are on. I'm dead. I have no excuse.

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<v Speaker 1>Where do you even go? Where's the jail out there?

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea. Who's gonna bail me out? Have

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<v Speaker 1>I got Evans car. It was a disaster. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how this came to the front of my head,

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<v Speaker 1>but I just passed an exit that I believe was

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<v Speaker 1>called Indio Road. If my memory is correct, it was

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<v Speaker 1>Indio Road or some shit like that.

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<v Speaker 2>And this cop is coming fast up my ass. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>in the middle lane. I want to go to the

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<v Speaker 2>right land because then he thinks that I know I'm guilty.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm just going to the middle lane, going about sixty,

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<v Speaker 2>staying of course. And what are you gonna do? AJ

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<v Speaker 2>think thing, think? What are you gonna do?

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<v Speaker 1>Big shot? Evan's phone does it even work? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I picked the pharmp I called nine one one, and

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<v Speaker 1>I get the operator on right away, and I tell

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<v Speaker 1>this woman that I start to act very like, very scared.

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<v Speaker 1>I go listen, do me a favorite. I'm on the

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's the fifteen. I forget the road. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>on the fifteen, leaving Palm Springs, heading back to town. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a guy on the overpass at Indio Road who's pointing

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<v Speaker 1>a shotgun or a rifle of people as they drive by.

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<v Speaker 1>It just happened to me. Now boom she she hangs up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still going sixty. I even press the gas a

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<v Speaker 1>little more to separate me in the cup. I see

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<v Speaker 1>him slow down and he gets off the road, hangs

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<v Speaker 1>a U turn and goes tear assing back to the overpass,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, holy shit, I made it. I let

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<v Speaker 1>out a sigh of relief on top of that. As

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<v Speaker 1>I'm driving went through the desert, thinking I made it.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't out of the woods yet. I see these

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<v Speaker 1>little things running alongside the highway. Some even crossed the road.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what they were, like rats with long wings,

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<v Speaker 1>skinny chickens. I had no idea. I thought I was hallucinating.

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<v Speaker 1>I took no drugs that oh, I took purpose, but

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<v Speaker 1>still they don't make me hallucinate. Turns out they were

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<v Speaker 1>road runners. I've never seen a road runner since the

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<v Speaker 1>cartoons the Kid. Have you seen road runners? I bet

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<v Speaker 1>many of you have. I never saw roaders in New

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<v Speaker 1>York City. Flipped me out after that. I didn't fuck

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<v Speaker 1>with Palm Springs for years. Eventually, Samantha and I laughed

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<v Speaker 1>about that crazy night, and she completely understood. We stayed

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<v Speaker 1>very good friends, friends with benefits. We eventually hooked up

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<v Speaker 1>and certain things had to happen, and they did. Once

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<v Speaker 1>I moved to La. She actually lived a mile away

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<v Speaker 1>from in La, so it was a very common occurrent

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<v Speaker 1>to go see her. We were so close that she

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<v Speaker 1>asked me to stay over her house for two or

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<v Speaker 1>three days and help her bathe because after she got

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<v Speaker 1>her breast implants made bigger. Normal chores around the house

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<v Speaker 1>were too painful for her to accomplish, and me, being

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<v Speaker 1>a good friend, I cooked for, I cleaned for, I

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<v Speaker 1>helped bathe her. Only in LA, kids only in LA.

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<v Speaker 1>But be careful if you fuck with the desert. A

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<v Speaker 1>lot of crazy things happen out there. There were demons,

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<v Speaker 1>sexy girls, roadrunners, cops. Stay away. I'm aj Bens And

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<v Speaker 1>that was your daily Unfiltered podcast for April fifteenth, twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five. And I'll talk to you tomorrow
