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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R. But your freaking idiots all right, Taco.

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<v Speaker 2>You wanted to get the word out about your visit

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<v Speaker 2>to Avolusia County coming up Friday afternoon. Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>Going to be at a Modern Concepts home design center

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<v Speaker 3>starting at two Grand Opening. Yeah, it's on Holly Hill

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<v Speaker 3>right there off North Nova Road.

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<v Speaker 2>Going to have a j r. R. Ticket?

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on with tickets to like Metallica, the Offspring

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<v Speaker 3>and Modern Concepts Home Design Centers given over nine thousand

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<v Speaker 3>dollars in prizing away. Join me Friday started too, baby.

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<v Speaker 2>We got an update on the golden toilet story. Saga,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, the gold You know, the solid gold toilet

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<v Speaker 2>that was stolen from the English palace which Winston Churchill

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<v Speaker 2>was born in.

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<v Speaker 3>This is this is Golden Toy update number three. I

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<v Speaker 3>believe convicted the thief yesterday and an English courts despite

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<v Speaker 3>the inability for officials to recover said stolen golden toilet

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<v Speaker 3>because they believe it was cut apart, in sold sold.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, at least one of the alleged thieves is

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<v Speaker 2>now convicted thief. The others I guess will be facing

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<v Speaker 2>their day in courts soon enough hasn't been sentenced yet.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think you get for stealing this solid

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<v Speaker 2>gold toilet? What would you in Bob World Order speak?

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<v Speaker 2>What would that sentence speak? The gabbl right over thehead? No,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean if you're going to extreme of Bob World

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<v Speaker 2>order bwo. But do they do it over there like

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<v Speaker 2>we do here with depending on the value, because a

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<v Speaker 2>solid gold toilet? What was that thing valued at? It

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<v Speaker 2>was a lot? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so I mean you're looking more time.

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<v Speaker 2>It weighed ninety eight kilograms.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know, Kila.

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<v Speaker 2>The value at the time was three point six million dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Yeah, he's getting he's getting a ride down the river.

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<v Speaker 2>Gold just hit three thousand dollars an ounce. Somebody's got

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<v Speaker 2>and you know.

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<v Speaker 3>They got it discounted as hell too.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, if he's if.

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<v Speaker 3>He's fencing on off and scrapping it and cutting it down,

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<v Speaker 3>they got it probably for like I don't know, two

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<v Speaker 3>hundred thousand.

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<v Speaker 2>Have to thank our fine listeners for always looking out

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<v Speaker 2>for stuff that they know will fit nicely. On this show,

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<v Speaker 2>and we've gotten it happened again situation. It almost got

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<v Speaker 2>buy me, but thanks to one of you getting me

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<v Speaker 2>the heads up, I can now give you the details

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<v Speaker 2>of this unfortunate it happened again. That's code speak for

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<v Speaker 2>those of you who might be newer to and unfortunate

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<v Speaker 2>on the job accident that ends in once demise.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I saw this text come in and I can't

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<v Speaker 3>picture what an augur is again. Oh god it he

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<v Speaker 3>just did a hand signal to me. It's he's doing turns.

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<v Speaker 2>Stuff over and uh cuts, slices, dices uproots. Give us

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<v Speaker 2>this case is used in a chicken processing plant, so

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<v Speaker 2>it's grinding everything. Yep, ladder that a worker was up

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<v Speaker 2>on at two fifty yesterday morning, middle of the night

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<v Speaker 2>wilst his balanced ass over tea kettle right into the

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<v Speaker 2>augur with the chickens. And that's it for you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you're the boss man. That's uh, that's pretty Uh, Hey

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<v Speaker 2>you're the boss. Is just gonna affect egg prices? Hey

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<v Speaker 2>you're the boss man. What's your what's your call? I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 2>First off, I'm home asleep, and you're gonna get this

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<v Speaker 2>call because you're not there. So what's your call? What

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<v Speaker 2>are you going to say to the manager m O D.

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<v Speaker 3>Manager on duty that calls you and says, yes, uh, hey, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>mister Lynch Uh, fred fell in the auger? What what

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<v Speaker 3>should I do? That's a lot of ground up chicken

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<v Speaker 3>in there. I mean, let's face it, this is probably

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<v Speaker 3>just going to dog food or something. So can I Uh,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm leaving it on the manager on duty.

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<v Speaker 2>I never got this call. Goodbye. You make the decision?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you move up the chain? Boy smail? So what

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<v Speaker 2>do you what's your decision? Oh? Man, uh, you gotta stop.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta shut down and uh, you know, wait for

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<v Speaker 2>the authorities to do their thing and.

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<v Speaker 3>Then see he's the responsible one who's gonna be i know,

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<v Speaker 3>for health and wellness and all that, and then the

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<v Speaker 3>family is gonna miss him.

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<v Speaker 2>Although you never know what's in a chicken nugget, parts

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<v Speaker 2>and pieces in a lot of these places, so make

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<v Speaker 2>sure those go to the nugget line.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the dog food one. You know, Freddy's going to

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<v Speaker 3>the dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey what are you eating him? Anyway? Yeah? Really is pieces? Stop.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for the submission, by the way, whoever sent

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<v Speaker 2>that our way, I appreciate that. Hey, so you've made

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<v Speaker 2>a reservation for something and you come to learn it

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<v Speaker 2>was unexpectedly canceled.

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<v Speaker 3>Sucks right the worst if I'm saying, if it's something

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<v Speaker 3>that's major, like I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Know your flight. Listen to this scenario. Traveler booked a

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<v Speaker 2>hotel for an international trip to the Middle East through

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<v Speaker 2>Expedia online right, got an awesome deal on the hotel.

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<v Speaker 2>The hotel then strong armed the customer into canceling because

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<v Speaker 2>the rate was too low for them to accommodate. Nope,

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<v Speaker 2>Expedia got me there. I'm staying. So he reaches out

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<v Speaker 2>to Expedia, the traveler and says, I'm being told by

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<v Speaker 2>this hotel they're not going to honor the rate that

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<v Speaker 2>you all locked me in confirmed and I paid for.

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<v Speaker 2>They said, show up, go they will honor it. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>hell no, am I going to the Middle East to it?

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<v Speaker 2>And that's that's That's exactly where the traveler landed. He

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I can't roll the dice and show up

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<v Speaker 2>there have no room and you know, no on a

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<v Speaker 2>wing and a press suck. So uh and again to

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<v Speaker 2>the Middle East. Now to expedies credit. They did reimburse

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<v Speaker 2>the traveler gave him some bonus credits for the hassle good.

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<v Speaker 2>It's how does that even happen? Doesn't the hotel have

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<v Speaker 2>to agree to the reduced rate for them to even

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<v Speaker 2>third party? I don't know how that works. A load

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<v Speaker 2>of crap. And then there's this lovely individual guy from Maryland,

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<v Speaker 2>fifty four year old Christopher Crittenden, and I have the

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<v Speaker 2>video of this incidents that happened at the UH gate

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<v Speaker 2>of American Airlines flight that was boarding at Dulles International

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<v Speaker 2>in the DC area.

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<v Speaker 1>UH.

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<v Speaker 2>Christopher was upset that he was put in the middle seats,

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<v Speaker 2>so he did the logical thing and punched the dude

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<v Speaker 2>who verifies your ticket as you're walking down the gangway there.

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<v Speaker 2>The gate punched him right in the face. Floored the guy. Unacceptable,

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<v Speaker 2>No reason for anyone to ever punch anyone peerod I

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<v Speaker 2>don't care. Yeah, he's on the no fly list. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my gosh. That's that's unacceptable. That is really unacceptable. He

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<v Speaker 2>needs to go to jail now. My question is this,

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<v Speaker 2>He is on the do not fly. United Airlines has

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<v Speaker 2>banned him from all future flights, and I'm assuming he's

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<v Speaker 2>probably probably gonna end up being banned from flights period.

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<v Speaker 2>But how is it the poor schlub's fault who stand

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<v Speaker 2>there just looking at the tickets before you go on?

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<v Speaker 2>How is it that it's not we all hate the

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<v Speaker 2>middle seat? Yeah, you gotta look at this video, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, he don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't because I'd sound exactly. I'd be just like

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<v Speaker 3>everybody the interview just discussed Facebook unacceptable. What are the

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<v Speaker 3>airlines going to figure out? Just let's we get they're

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<v Speaker 3>wading him out one by one. As you said, he's

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<v Speaker 3>already banned from there and others will follow, so just

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<v Speaker 3>keep waving him out.

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<v Speaker 2>Now. I'm tired that the whole middle seat situation. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>get rid of it. You got to figure something out here.

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<v Speaker 2>They will. It's called charge of more for two seats,

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<v Speaker 2>don't There has to be a solution of this. Come

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<v Speaker 2>on from one w j r R, Orlando's rock station.