Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you taco one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R. But your freaking idiots all right, Taco.
Speaker 2: You wanted to get the word out about your visit
Speaker 2: to Avolusia County coming up Friday afternoon. Yep.
Speaker 3: Going to be at a Modern Concepts home design center
Speaker 3: starting at two Grand Opening. Yeah, it's on Holly Hill
Speaker 3: right there off North Nova Road.
Speaker 2: Going to have a j r. R. Ticket?
Speaker 3: What's going on with tickets to like Metallica, the Offspring
Speaker 3: and Modern Concepts Home Design Centers given over nine thousand
Speaker 3: dollars in prizing away. Join me Friday started too, baby.
Speaker 2: We got an update on the golden toilet story. Saga,
Speaker 2: Oh God, the gold You know, the solid gold toilet
Speaker 2: that was stolen from the English palace which Winston Churchill
Speaker 2: was born in.
Speaker 3: This is this is Golden Toy update number three. I
Speaker 3: believe convicted the thief yesterday and an English courts despite
Speaker 3: the inability for officials to recover said stolen golden toilet
Speaker 3: because they believe it was cut apart, in sold sold.
Speaker 2: So yeah, at least one of the alleged thieves is
Speaker 2: now convicted thief. The others I guess will be facing
Speaker 2: their day in courts soon enough hasn't been sentenced yet.
Speaker 2: What do you think you get for stealing this solid
Speaker 2: gold toilet? What would you in Bob World Order speak?
Speaker 2: What would that sentence speak? The gabbl right over thehead? No,
Speaker 2: I mean if you're going to extreme of Bob World
Speaker 2: order bwo. But do they do it over there like
Speaker 2: we do here with depending on the value, because a
Speaker 2: solid gold toilet? What was that thing valued at? It
Speaker 2: was a lot? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I mean you're looking more time.
Speaker 2: It weighed ninety eight kilograms.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, Kila.
Speaker 2: The value at the time was three point six million dollars.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, he's getting he's getting a ride down the river.
Speaker 2: Gold just hit three thousand dollars an ounce. Somebody's got
Speaker 2: and you know.
Speaker 3: They got it discounted as hell too.
Speaker 2: You know, if he's if.
Speaker 3: He's fencing on off and scrapping it and cutting it down,
Speaker 3: they got it probably for like I don't know, two
Speaker 3: hundred thousand.
Speaker 2: Have to thank our fine listeners for always looking out
Speaker 2: for stuff that they know will fit nicely. On this show,
Speaker 2: and we've gotten it happened again situation. It almost got
Speaker 2: buy me, but thanks to one of you getting me
Speaker 2: the heads up, I can now give you the details
Speaker 2: of this unfortunate it happened again. That's code speak for
Speaker 2: those of you who might be newer to and unfortunate
Speaker 2: on the job accident that ends in once demise.
Speaker 3: Now I saw this text come in and I can't
Speaker 3: picture what an augur is again. Oh god it he
Speaker 3: just did a hand signal to me. It's he's doing turns.
Speaker 2: Stuff over and uh cuts, slices, dices uproots. Give us
Speaker 2: this case is used in a chicken processing plant, so
Speaker 2: it's grinding everything. Yep, ladder that a worker was up
Speaker 2: on at two fifty yesterday morning, middle of the night
Speaker 2: wilst his balanced ass over tea kettle right into the
Speaker 2: augur with the chickens. And that's it for you. Okay,
Speaker 2: you're the boss man. That's uh, that's pretty Uh, Hey
Speaker 2: you're the boss. Is just gonna affect egg prices? Hey
Speaker 2: you're the boss man. What's your what's your call? I'm saying,
Speaker 2: First off, I'm home asleep, and you're gonna get this
Speaker 2: call because you're not there. So what's your call? What
Speaker 2: are you going to say to the manager m O D.
Speaker 3: Manager on duty that calls you and says, yes, uh, hey, hey,
Speaker 3: mister Lynch Uh, fred fell in the auger? What what
Speaker 3: should I do? That's a lot of ground up chicken
Speaker 3: in there. I mean, let's face it, this is probably
Speaker 3: just going to dog food or something. So can I Uh,
Speaker 3: I'm leaving it on the manager on duty.
Speaker 2: I never got this call. Goodbye. You make the decision?
Speaker 2: Do you move up the chain? Boy smail? So what
Speaker 2: do you what's your decision? Oh? Man, uh, you gotta stop.
Speaker 2: You gotta shut down and uh, you know, wait for
Speaker 2: the authorities to do their thing and.
Speaker 3: Then see he's the responsible one who's gonna be i know,
Speaker 3: for health and wellness and all that, and then the
Speaker 3: family is gonna miss him.
Speaker 2: Although you never know what's in a chicken nugget, parts
Speaker 2: and pieces in a lot of these places, so make
Speaker 2: sure those go to the nugget line.
Speaker 3: That's the dog food one. You know, Freddy's going to
Speaker 3: the dogs.
Speaker 2: Hey what are you eating him? Anyway? Yeah? Really is pieces? Stop.
Speaker 2: Thank you for the submission, by the way, whoever sent
Speaker 2: that our way, I appreciate that. Hey, so you've made
Speaker 2: a reservation for something and you come to learn it
Speaker 2: was unexpectedly canceled.
Speaker 3: Sucks right the worst if I'm saying, if it's something
Speaker 3: that's major, like I don't.
Speaker 2: Know your flight. Listen to this scenario. Traveler booked a
Speaker 2: hotel for an international trip to the Middle East through
Speaker 2: Expedia online right, got an awesome deal on the hotel.
Speaker 2: The hotel then strong armed the customer into canceling because
Speaker 2: the rate was too low for them to accommodate. Nope,
Speaker 2: Expedia got me there. I'm staying. So he reaches out
Speaker 2: to Expedia, the traveler and says, I'm being told by
Speaker 2: this hotel they're not going to honor the rate that
Speaker 2: you all locked me in confirmed and I paid for.
Speaker 2: They said, show up, go they will honor it. Oh
Speaker 2: hell no, am I going to the Middle East to it?
Speaker 2: And that's that's That's exactly where the traveler landed. He
Speaker 2: was like, I can't roll the dice and show up
Speaker 2: there have no room and you know, no on a
Speaker 2: wing and a press suck. So uh and again to
Speaker 2: the Middle East. Now to expedies credit. They did reimburse
Speaker 2: the traveler gave him some bonus credits for the hassle good.
Speaker 2: It's how does that even happen? Doesn't the hotel have
Speaker 2: to agree to the reduced rate for them to even
Speaker 2: third party? I don't know how that works. A load
Speaker 2: of crap. And then there's this lovely individual guy from Maryland,
Speaker 2: fifty four year old Christopher Crittenden, and I have the
Speaker 2: video of this incidents that happened at the UH gate
Speaker 2: of American Airlines flight that was boarding at Dulles International
Speaker 2: in the DC area.
Speaker 1: UH.
Speaker 2: Christopher was upset that he was put in the middle seats,
Speaker 2: so he did the logical thing and punched the dude
Speaker 2: who verifies your ticket as you're walking down the gangway there.
Speaker 2: The gate punched him right in the face. Floored the guy. Unacceptable,
Speaker 2: No reason for anyone to ever punch anyone peerod I
Speaker 2: don't care. Yeah, he's on the no fly list. Oh
Speaker 2: my gosh. That's that's unacceptable. That is really unacceptable. He
Speaker 2: needs to go to jail now. My question is this,
Speaker 2: He is on the do not fly. United Airlines has
Speaker 2: banned him from all future flights, and I'm assuming he's
Speaker 2: probably probably gonna end up being banned from flights period.
Speaker 2: But how is it the poor schlub's fault who stand
Speaker 2: there just looking at the tickets before you go on?
Speaker 2: How is it that it's not we all hate the
Speaker 2: middle seat? Yeah, you gotta look at this video, dude,
Speaker 2: I mean, he don't.
Speaker 3: I can't because I'd sound exactly. I'd be just like
Speaker 3: everybody the interview just discussed Facebook unacceptable. What are the
Speaker 3: airlines going to figure out? Just let's we get they're
Speaker 3: wading him out one by one. As you said, he's
Speaker 3: already banned from there and others will follow, so just
Speaker 3: keep waving him out.
Speaker 2: Now. I'm tired that the whole middle seat situation. Yeah,
Speaker 2: get rid of it. You got to figure something out here.
Speaker 2: They will. It's called charge of more for two seats,
Speaker 2: don't There has to be a solution of this. Come
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