Speaker 1: This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
Speaker 1: AM six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on demand
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Speaker 2: What else is going on? Time four? What's happening? Wow?
Speaker 1: Almost stocks plunging for a second straight day. You know
Speaker 1: this after President Trump's global tariffs have now impacted really
Speaker 1: almost every country. China talking about hitting back, not just
Speaker 1: talking about it hitting back. Overnight, the Dow has been
Speaker 1: down twenty one hundred points on Wall Street NASDAC over
Speaker 1: nine hundred points. Today, SMP five hundred has been down
Speaker 1: over five percent. We talked to experts throughout the week
Speaker 1: and earlier in the show that said, you know, while
Speaker 1: the administration Trump may be betting on the long term
Speaker 1: effects of this tariff plan, reinvigorating the economy and really
Speaker 1: doing great things, but the stock market does not play
Speaker 1: the long game right now. They're betting on a lot
Speaker 1: of uncertainty in coming weeks and months and years based
Speaker 1: on this. They can't look on Wall Street to forty
Speaker 1: years down the line when manufacturing moves back to America
Speaker 1: and things are made, if that's going to be the endgame,
Speaker 1: if that's what's going to happen, They don't do that.
Speaker 2: They don't forecast that far out.
Speaker 1: So that's what you're going to see, and you're going
Speaker 1: to see it probably into next week. And we just
Speaker 1: don't know how long this is going to go on.
Speaker 1: Probably as long as the uncertainty goes on. Maybe if
Speaker 1: the President is successful in bringing people to the table
Speaker 1: and making deals different countries, different trade partners, maybe you'll
Speaker 1: see a little bit of a stabilizing but not status quo,
Speaker 1: not the way things are right now. There are big
Speaker 1: storms impacting central United States from Texas to Indiana. A
Speaker 1: powerful storm that's a different parts of the country this
Speaker 1: week is stalling, but it's going to bring life threatening
Speaker 1: floods from Ohio Ohio Valley down to Louisiana and Texas.
Speaker 1: They say this weekend they have these storms have devastated
Speaker 1: multiple states. Tornadoes in Mississippi, excuse me, Missouri, Tennessee, Arkansas.
Speaker 2: At least eight people have been killed.
Speaker 1: We saw stories about debris being carried five miles there
Speaker 1: in Missouri.
Speaker 2: Indiana.
Speaker 1: We had thunderstorms that lasted five minutes yesterday here in California.
Speaker 1: Speaking of California, Governor Gavin Newsom is distancing himself in
Speaker 1: California again from President Trump urging international trade partners to
Speaker 1: exclude products from any retaliatory measures levied against the US
Speaker 1: as a result of the new tariffs, and Newsom says
Speaker 1: his people will now pursue their own strategic trade relationships
Speaker 1: with international trade partners.
Speaker 2: Well, isn't that interesting?
Speaker 1: So Newsom's going to call up China and say, hey,
Speaker 1: let's get our own trade deals going on. I say
Speaker 1: it's in an effort to protect its manufacturers, workers, farmers, businesses,
Speaker 1: supply chains man. If Newsome successful with this, that would
Speaker 1: be something for him to hang his hat on. He
Speaker 1: says that the state leads the nation number one state
Speaker 1: for agriculture and manufacturing.
Speaker 2: Is that correct?
Speaker 1: He says, it's our workers' families and farmers who stand
Speaker 1: to lose the most from the Trump tax hike and
Speaker 1: trade war. So they say that they're going to try
Speaker 1: to find job creation and fields that are reliant on
Speaker 1: international trade. We'll see more than forty percent of California
Speaker 1: imports come from Mexico, Canada, and China. Several vehicles caught
Speaker 1: fire at the Disneyland parking structure. What's going on with
Speaker 1: the Disneyland parking structure? I said it, I said the
Speaker 1: last story that happened. I think it was a high
Speaker 1: speed chase that ended there in cinematic fashion. Maybe a
Speaker 1: week or two ago, I thought, gosh, I'd like to
Speaker 1: see a movie through the eyes of the Disneyland parking structure.
Speaker 1: Things that parking structure has seen Mickey and Friends in particular.
Speaker 1: It would be a very weird type Hollywood esque movie
Speaker 1: that I think I would watch, or maybe at least
Speaker 1: a documentary.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's asking for something.
Speaker 1: At least three vehicles caught fire this morning at a
Speaker 1: parking structure at Disneyland, and this one was the Pixar
Speaker 1: Pals parking structure. Started when a rav four caught fire
Speaker 1: and then spread to nearby cars there as well.
Speaker 2: There is this sounds like a nugget, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: Ps The nine News nuggets are going to be coming
Speaker 1: up later on, but this one here, this may have
Speaker 1: been a nugget that got misplaced. There is a woman,
Speaker 1: she's forty four, she's in Ohio. She is accused of
Speaker 1: trying to hire a student to kill her husband.
Speaker 2: How much?
Speaker 1: How much do you think two thousand dollars? Now, see,
Speaker 1: that's the benefit of asking someone with no money to
Speaker 1: kill for you. You know, you ask a grown person
Speaker 1: kill your husband, you're looking at probably what twenty five
Speaker 1: grand at least probably, I don't know what's the going
Speaker 1: rate for having someone knocked off, no clue, but probably
Speaker 1: more than twenty grand.
Speaker 2: I would assume, I would say a minimum of fifty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm with you. I'm with you. If you want
Speaker 1: it done right. You know, you got to pay for
Speaker 1: the quality product. But if you ask a kid who
Speaker 1: has no money, two thousand sounds like a lot of money,
Speaker 1: So I can see.
Speaker 2: Why you would go that route.
Speaker 1: Stephanie Demetrius is her name. She's forty four. She works
Speaker 1: at Ohio High School, and she's been charged with felony
Speaker 1: conspiracy for allegedly asking this kid at the high school
Speaker 1: to commit the murder. She apparently approached the student last
Speaker 1: week paid them two hundred and fifty dollars cash is
Speaker 1: a down payment for the job. She confirmed the remaining
Speaker 1: payment was not a worry they caught her in a
Speaker 1: phone call. She noted that she noted when the kids
Speaker 1: would be out of the ex husband's house and that
Speaker 1: he worked from home. When asked if neighbors would hear
Speaker 1: the gunfire. She advised that they don't care about her neighbors.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Of course she denies it, says everything is fabricated.
Speaker 2: She's got four kids.
Speaker 1: Eh, custody battles, Man, divorce and custody battles doesn't get
Speaker 1: uglier than that. Man in New York has gotten a
Speaker 1: second chance at life a rare triple organ transplant. Doctors
Speaker 1: at North Shore University Hospital in New York have performed
Speaker 1: a rare three organ transplant all in one.
Speaker 2: Heart, liver, kidney.
Speaker 1: I guess fourteen hours this life saving procedure took. The recipient,
Speaker 1: Sergio is his names as I do believe God was
Speaker 1: working with all these people around me, considering it a miracle,
Speaker 1: no doubt, feels better than ever with his new liver, kidney,
Speaker 1: and heart. He says, ten years I didn't feel my
Speaker 1: heart that way. All three new organs were all a
Speaker 1: match from the same donor.
Speaker 2: All right, coming up next? What are we doing? Let
Speaker 2: me see here? Let me see here? I lost track here.
Speaker 2: Oh this is exciting.
Speaker 1: I love an entertainment report to kick off the weekend,
Speaker 1: don't you what are we going to be watching all weekend?
Speaker 1: Tom cruise back in our Entertainment Report. When we return,
Speaker 1: Heather Brooker from KFI News will join us.
Speaker 2: You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
Speaker 2: AM six forty Yeah more, Eric, Zoo's sex talk.
Speaker 3: That was that was enough? I think? Was it? I think?
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't think so. Carl and I agree
Speaker 2: that was not enough.
Speaker 1: We didn't hear any more details about the date other
Speaker 1: than it was at a zoo. We got no follow up,
Speaker 1: no follow through, nothing.
Speaker 3: Well, let's just say there wasn't a second date.
Speaker 1: There wasn't a second date. Now, what happens on your
Speaker 1: part or her part, not on my part? What did
Speaker 1: she do wrong at the zoo? Did she not like
Speaker 1: the same animals as you liked?
Speaker 3: No, it just it just wasn't a match.
Speaker 1: Right, Stay tuned, We're going to dive into this coming up.
Speaker 1: Heather Brooker is here. Hi, I know now, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I know now, I'm invest she's.
Speaker 4: Listening, and she's like in her car right now, like
Speaker 4: driving off a cliff.
Speaker 1: She's not listening. Oh, I could put money on it.
Speaker 1: Eric's like, what twenty nine thirty thirty? You just turned
Speaker 1: thirty though within the past six months.
Speaker 3: So I turned thirty one next month.
Speaker 2: Oh, I feel like it was just your birthday almost
Speaker 2: a year ago.
Speaker 4: It's not our demo the thirty year olds right.
Speaker 1: Right, thirty one though. Wow, welcome to the winter of
Speaker 1: your life.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: Heather Brooker is here from KFI News. Heather is a
Speaker 1: specialist in entertainment reporting. She does all sorts of reporting
Speaker 1: for us for KFI News, but she is kind enough
Speaker 1: to join us and provide us our weekend entertainment report
Speaker 1: here on the show, so we can get ready for
Speaker 1: the weekend.
Speaker 4: Yes to say, really quickly, I am I'm an upstairs gal.
Speaker 2: I heard you, Michael, I know you are.
Speaker 1: You don't need to I don't think anyone needs to
Speaker 1: identify them as upstairs people. It's obvious when someone is
Speaker 1: an upstairs person.
Speaker 4: Does my shawl give it away?
Speaker 1: It's the shawl, it's the perfect hair, it's the whole posture,
Speaker 1: though of it.
Speaker 2: It's all of it.
Speaker 4: I'm only sitting up because these chairs you always do
Speaker 4: not have enough room.
Speaker 1: I noticed it for for a very long Thank you
Speaker 1: so much, yes, fairness.
Speaker 4: When then we talk in an accent, yes, I know
Speaker 4: there is somebody about that show where you suddenly start
Speaker 4: to feel a little more hoity toity you.
Speaker 1: I do find myself feeling that way, which is why
Speaker 1: sometimes if I really want to be a trash human,
Speaker 1: I won't turn it on because I don't want to
Speaker 1: see I don't want Lady Mary to see me in
Speaker 1: my state of disheveledness.
Speaker 4: I hear you. Did you watch Outlander? By the way, No,
Speaker 4: from last week. I still haven't watched it. I need
Speaker 4: to get over that whole thing I have in my head.
Speaker 4: I want to hear what you think about it, for sure.
Speaker 4: So that's your assignment for the week.
Speaker 2: Never did you ever watch out You know? I was
Speaker 2: told to watch it, and I tried one time, and
Speaker 2: I just I could not get into it for whatever reason.
Speaker 4: Do you like period pieces?
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 2: I love downt Nabby. Okay, it's a little different.
Speaker 4: My husband calls it my time travel sex show, and
Speaker 4: he is not a time travel See.
Speaker 2: That's my problem too.
Speaker 1: I need it to be believable sex. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: believable period dramas. Please only envision ourselves in it. So
Speaker 1: what do we have coming up this weekend?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Boy, Well, it's about to get exciting at the box office.
Speaker 4: A Minecraft movie is here, and this is going to
Speaker 4: be a big jolt for the box office numbers for sure,
Speaker 4: A big family centric movie.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 4: I saw it with my daughter and she is eleven,
Speaker 4: going to be twelve tomorrow, and she plays Minecraft. It's
Speaker 4: based on the Minecraft game. A lot of people who
Speaker 4: have or no young kids like in that. I would
Speaker 4: say seven to fourteen year old.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she loves it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they know this game, they play it, and this
Speaker 4: movie is ridiculous. It is absolutely takes you into the
Speaker 4: world of Minecraft, where their building houses and castles, and
Speaker 4: it shows you all of the things that kids will
Speaker 4: recognize from the game.
Speaker 2: Jack Black is wild.
Speaker 4: Jason Momoa plays this wild eighties character for no apparent
Speaker 4: reason whatsoever. Like there, it's just sort of over the
Speaker 4: top and silly and fun, and I think kids will
Speaker 4: love it.
Speaker 2: Parents will tolerate it. Okay, Yeah, your daughters at that
Speaker 2: perfect age where movies are magical.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she loves movies. But she's also at the age
Speaker 4: where she's starting to share her opinion more so. She'll
Speaker 4: tell me if she didn't like it, and she was
Speaker 4: just like, yeah, it was fine, she was she didn't
Speaker 4: like that they spent so much time in the real
Speaker 4: world giving the backstory of why this kid was like
Speaker 4: he was bullied a little bit and why he was
Speaker 4: the outcast. She's like, we didn't need to see all that,
Speaker 4: just get to.
Speaker 1: The game, right, And that's a delicate dance you have
Speaker 1: to do with movies like that, where they're already in
Speaker 1: on all the inside jokes or what have you, but
Speaker 1: you also want the wider audience of the people that
Speaker 1: may not know Minecraft.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's why I told her.
Speaker 4: I was like, they have to set this up for
Speaker 4: the people who don't know Minecraft, but they also have
Speaker 4: to give something for the parents too, you know. It's
Speaker 4: why there's a lot of great eighties music and eighties
Speaker 4: songs that's in it.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I think it'll be It'll do really well.
Speaker 4: It'll definitely bring people into the theaters this week after
Speaker 4: a long slump of like nobody going to the movies,
Speaker 4: and honestly, there's not many other things opening against it.
Speaker 4: There's not a lot of options at the box office
Speaker 4: this weekend.
Speaker 2: Is this is this a dead time before the summer?
Speaker 4: Definitely, There's some huge bangers coming out later this Avatars
Speaker 4: coming out, the Last Avatar, the last one, many of
Speaker 4: their nine hundred no, I think, yeah, this will be
Speaker 4: the big one that's coming out, or maybe there's one
Speaker 4: more after it. Honestly, I should probably look that up.
Speaker 4: And Superman is gonna be huge. They showed an extended
Speaker 4: trailer for Superman before the Minecraft and it was really good.
Speaker 2: And refresh my recollection. Who was Superman this time? That's
Speaker 2: a great question. I don't remember.
Speaker 4: He's kind of an unknown actor.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I kind of like that for him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not someone who It's not like they're bringing
Speaker 4: back anybody from previous iterations. I'm Everyone on the talk
Speaker 4: back is like, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, David David corn sweat. Yes, I've never heard of
Speaker 1: day exactly.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: See British, very British. Yeah, yeah, interesting. So he's taken
Speaker 4: over for Henry Cavill and he looks good. He looks
Speaker 4: good in the suit. It looks like it's gonna it
Speaker 4: looks good as Clark Kent. Yes, looks like it's gonna
Speaker 4: have a little more humor.
Speaker 2: His shoulders do not, say, Clark Kent to.
Speaker 4: Me, well, the suit, will you know, beef him up
Speaker 4: a little bit?
Speaker 2: No, I mean the beef. The beef is there?
Speaker 1: Oh, I say, it doesn't say, Clark kent to me
Speaker 1: it's a Superman, but oh, I has a hard time
Speaker 1: I think with that build playing somebody who's just again.
Speaker 4: Well, remember Christopher Reeve though I never bought him, Is
Speaker 4: they geek it or either?
Speaker 2: He was always such a tall drink of water.
Speaker 4: And you're like, there's no way I'm so old that
Speaker 4: I just call myself old.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 4: We were all like, there's no way that this gorgeous, tall,
Speaker 4: like six foot five honking man is the office door.
Speaker 1: There was a movie I just actually recommended to Debra
Speaker 1: on Netflix. It's called like The Love List, the Life List, whatever.
Speaker 1: Everyone saw it if you're into romantic comedies. It was
Speaker 1: fed to you on Netflix this past week. And there's
Speaker 1: a guy in it who is like a partner in
Speaker 1: a law firm. And you're like, in.
Speaker 4: No world, No world.
Speaker 2: Kid, a partner in a law firm?
Speaker 4: Absolutely not. But you know what, Well, we'll buy you
Speaker 4: into it.
Speaker 2: Suspend disbelief. There you go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So if you don't want to go see minecraft
Speaker 4: movie this weekend, that's okay. You can go see The
Speaker 4: Last Supper, The Chosen, the Lost Supper, Like.
Speaker 2: Jesus is Last Supper.
Speaker 8: Yo.
Speaker 2: There's a new Jesus movie right here we go.
Speaker 4: This one has actually been coming in like second and
Speaker 4: third at the box office. A lot of people are
Speaker 4: going to see this because they are releasing this series.
Speaker 4: It's season five of a series of prime video that
Speaker 4: there rely seeing multiple episodes in the theaters so people
Speaker 4: can go to the movie to watch these season episode
Speaker 4: one and two of The Chosen the Last Supper, and
Speaker 4: then today episodes three and four will be in theaters,
Speaker 4: and then next week five and six, and they're doing
Speaker 4: it all leading up in the weeks to Easter and
Speaker 4: this movie it's doing so.
Speaker 2: Each week is another couple episodes interesting.
Speaker 4: And people are going to the theater to watch this
Speaker 4: series about the days before Jesus Jesus Christ was killed.
Speaker 1: Right now, is is this the first time that's been
Speaker 1: done with a streaming role out the first theaters?
Speaker 4: I've ever heard of that something like this has been done.
Speaker 2: First Jesus is the first, right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Quite not?
Speaker 4: Yeah? And then CinemaCon is still going on. Lots of
Speaker 4: fun things happening out there. Lindsay Lohan, Jamie Lee Curtis
Speaker 4: came out for Freaky Friday two. They did a little
Speaker 4: preview for all the big Wig movie guys out there,
Speaker 4: and then Tom Cruise asked for a moment of silence
Speaker 4: pay tribute to his friend Val Kilmer, and yeah, there's
Speaker 4: there's a.
Speaker 1: Mary Magdalene's hot. But I'm sorry, I just went through
Speaker 1: the cast.
Speaker 2: But look at that.
Speaker 4: I mean, I know, right when you think of the
Speaker 4: Time of Jesus, you think of hot, gorgeous people with
Speaker 4: perfect teeth. Right, no one's ever dirty. It's so ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: These people are too clay.
Speaker 4: It's the Hollywood version of these stories, and we apparently
Speaker 4: people love to see it.
Speaker 2: We love to see it. We do all the Jesus,
Speaker 2: all right, Heather Brooks, is that in the promo?
Speaker 4: All the Jesus, Gary and Shannon, Please do not Those
Speaker 4: promos are stupid as they are because of me.
Speaker 2: Heather Brooker, thank you so much. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: That is your entertainment report. You can choose between Minecraft
Speaker 1: or Jesus. Okay, you'll have to explain that to yourself.
Speaker 2: You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
Speaker 2: AM six forty a time on Fridays.
Speaker 1: We find out what you learned on the Gary and
Speaker 1: Shannon Show this week.
Speaker 2: I found that. I found out.
Speaker 1: I learned that Eric took a girl to the zoo
Speaker 1: on a date, and something that happened on this date
Speaker 1: did not lead Eric to ask her on a second date.
Speaker 2: Now, how did she go wrong? Do we think? Did
Speaker 2: she not say thank you for the date to the zoo?
Speaker 1: Did she burst into an enclosure and get kicked out
Speaker 1: of the zoo for getting to grab se with the
Speaker 1: hippos or something like that? Did she like the wrong animal?
Speaker 1: Did Eric grow up with like a tigger toy? But
Speaker 1: he slept with till he was twenty three, and then
Speaker 1: like she saw a tiger at the zoo and was like,
Speaker 1: I hate tigers and he was like, it's over, it's done.
Speaker 2: This is never going to be my person.
Speaker 3: Tigger was my favorite Winnie the Pooh character.
Speaker 2: I could tell. I don't know why. So what happened?
Speaker 2: Where did she go wrong?
Speaker 7: We just we just weren't a match. Just wasn't We
Speaker 7: weren't on the same page with some stuff.
Speaker 2: There wasn't one just a thing that where it led
Speaker 2: you to believe.
Speaker 7: That, No, it's there were just a couple of things,
Speaker 7: just values and beliefs, things like that.
Speaker 1: Ah, So she got drunk and she hooked up with
Speaker 1: someone else at the zoo.
Speaker 2: Basically, okay, she.
Speaker 3: Jumped into the chimpanzee exhibit.
Speaker 2: Got it? Got it?
Speaker 1: Well, you know, lovable creatures. What did you learn this
Speaker 1: week on The Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 8: Shannon and Gary.
Speaker 9: What I learned this week on The Gary and Shannon
Speaker 9: Show is that Shannon really needs to lay off of
Speaker 9: the Mexican food before going to bed, given that she's
Speaker 9: dreaming of Steve Gregory wearing fur, which is very odd.
Speaker 9: Good job this week, Shannon. Look forward to seeing Gary
Speaker 9: again next week. Take care of a great weekend.
Speaker 4: What I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this
Speaker 4: week is that Shannon has a whole database of everyone's
Speaker 4: toes and if they're Harry specifically Justin's.
Speaker 10: This week on The Gary and Shannon Show, I learned
Speaker 10: all about the tariffs and how they'll affect us, with
Speaker 10: your your guests on the show, the economists and automotive experts,
Speaker 10: how it'll affect the economy and us in general.
Speaker 3: Thanks for that.
Speaker 10: You'll have a good weekend and see why. This week
Speaker 10: on Gary and Shannon, I learned how astronauts have sex,
Speaker 10: which sounds really stinky.
Speaker 3: After a few months of not showering.
Speaker 11: Hey Shannon, it's John in Connecticut. You want to know
Speaker 11: what I learned this week on The Shannon Show. Well,
Speaker 11: I learned from yesterday's podcast that astronauts have been getting
Speaker 11: sexy in space. Yeah, that's right. I knew they were
Speaker 11: doing it up there because I saw the nineteen seventy
Speaker 11: nine movie moon Maker where James Bond gets busy with
Speaker 11: doctor Holly Goodhead in the space shuttle.
Speaker 2: Chick a chow, oh boy.
Speaker 3: Have a good weekend.
Speaker 5: Hey Gary and Shannon. Minus Gary, this is China. And
Speaker 5: see what I was this week was I think that
Speaker 5: your entire audience feels like we all know you guys personally,
Speaker 5: because anytime one of you are out, everybody wants to
Speaker 5: know where you are and if you're okay. I thought
Speaker 5: it was pretty funny this week when you said Garian, Shannon,
Speaker 5: mine is scary. He's out visiting his daughter, just so
Speaker 5: everybody knows that you don't get the calls. Have a
Speaker 5: good one, blessing.
Speaker 1: Stay here.
Speaker 12: Hey Shannon, This is Renee, And what I learned this
Speaker 12: week is that people are still doing time shares.
Speaker 3: I'm shocked.
Speaker 12: I remember when I they called me in to do
Speaker 12: one one time and I almost had to call the
Speaker 12: police to get out there. So wow, I'm shocked. Anyway,
Speaker 12: That's what I learned this week. By I have a
Speaker 12: good weekend.
Speaker 6: What I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show is
Speaker 6: I'm a loser because I root for the Angels. But Shannon,
Speaker 6: think about it, if we didn't suck so bad, we'd
Speaker 6: still have show. Hey, and the Dodgers wouldn't, So you're
Speaker 6: welcome for us sucking so bad. I do also find
Speaker 6: that the tortoise story very fascinating, as we went swimming
Speaker 6: with the tortai in the Galopokos with the kids for
Speaker 6: a summer vacation one year.
Speaker 11: Go Hey, guys, great show, love your work. Trucker Bill here,
Speaker 11: I didn't learn a dang thing talk about birds and
Speaker 11: turtles and man, just stick to what you know, which
Speaker 11: you don't.
Speaker 13: Have a great day, good weekend, see you Monday. Yeah,
Speaker 13: what I learned, I'm drawing a blank. Two. I know,
Speaker 13: skyrises is way more modern sounding than skyscraper and monkey styles,
Speaker 13: way more funnier for in and out Burger.
Speaker 3: Have a good weekend.
Speaker 14: Good morning, Gary and Shannon. This is Josh the Prince
Speaker 14: of Pest Control, calling from Hysperia, California. What I learned
Speaker 14: this week on Gary and Shannon is that Michael Monks
Speaker 14: is filling a huge hole left in my heart when
Speaker 14: Steve Gregory departed. Michael, you're doing a great job. You
Speaker 14: are just like tiny Steve Gregory. A special shoutout goes
Speaker 14: to Miss Patricia. Keep up the good work, guys. Gary, Shannon,
Speaker 14: love you, miss you. Talk to you later.
Speaker 15: Hey, Shannon, So one thing I learned this week was
Speaker 15: that men are not capable of peen in me hugs.
Speaker 15: So I'm with you there. I thought it was just
Speaker 15: an insert type of situation, but I guess not.
Speaker 8: Hey, guys, this is Dell and this is what I've
Speaker 8: learned on the Gary and Shannon Show. I learned that
Speaker 8: Shannon does an extremely good job without Gary there. I mean,
Speaker 8: I miss Gary, but occasionally I'll notice Shannon will like
Speaker 8: talk like Gary's there, but then realize he's not there.
Speaker 8: But Shannon, you do an excellent job. Keep it up,
Speaker 8: and I hope you have a great weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh that's very sweet. That was a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: I forgot about the whole guy's peeing into a milk
Speaker 1: gallon jug conversation.
Speaker 2: That was definitely a highlight.
Speaker 1: All Right, at this time of the week we get
Speaker 1: into the nine news nuggets. You need to know Again,
Speaker 1: the word need is in there only for a little oeration.
Speaker 1: You don't need to know any of this. It's a
Speaker 1: very loose term. These are things, you know. The more
Speaker 1: I think about all the things that y'all have learned,
Speaker 1: the more I think that the nine News Nuggets and
Speaker 1: the inane nature of them is not just relegated to
Speaker 1: this time of this show, at this portion of the week. Uh,
Speaker 1: they really run through the whole week, don't they, The
Speaker 1: inane stories like men peeing in milk gallon jugs.
Speaker 2: But here we are, Here, we are. Here's honorable mention.
Speaker 2: Honorable mention not supposed to mention.
Speaker 3: It's an honor serving.
Speaker 2: With you.
Speaker 8: Great and honorable motive.
Speaker 10: So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
Speaker 10: of Honorable Mention.
Speaker 1: I have learned not a on this show, but I
Speaker 1: have learned a couple things, and one of them is
Speaker 1: that you do not want to go budget when you
Speaker 1: come to find ass implants. If you want to enhance
Speaker 1: the butt that God gave you and I don't think
Speaker 1: you should. I think it's perfect the way it is,
Speaker 1: no matter if it's big or small, or bubbly or not.
Speaker 1: It is what God intended. However, should you choose the
Speaker 1: route of ass enhancement, go and pay the money, pay
Speaker 1: the money. Don't do budget butt implants because they're in
Speaker 1: the news all the time.
Speaker 2: Is going wrong?
Speaker 1: I don't remember any other procedure going more wrong than
Speaker 1: an ass implant in my entire life of covering news.
Speaker 2: And here we are again.
Speaker 1: A man in New York City has been charged with
Speaker 1: performing medical procedures without a license because a patient was
Speaker 1: left near death during a botched butt implant procedure.
Speaker 2: Where was it?
Speaker 1: Was it in a hospital where I tell you all
Speaker 1: to get your butts done? No, it was not in
Speaker 1: a hospital. It was in the guy's home. You do
Speaker 1: not get surgeries done in a day's in and you
Speaker 1: do not get surgeries done in your home.
Speaker 2: Pay the price.
Speaker 1: If you've got to cut other corners when it comes
Speaker 1: to the budget, you cut the corners. You buy the
Speaker 1: generic cereal. Do not skimp when it comes to your
Speaker 1: ass procedures.
Speaker 2: Number nine.
Speaker 15: At number nine, I did nine place if a cop
Speaker 15: to dirty nine times out of tennis partners.
Speaker 13: Dirty two and I speak nine languages after NK basically
Speaker 13: everybody at table learning, I'll be all ready to go
Speaker 13: another nine and niner? Did I catch you at niner?
Speaker 8: In there? Will you call them?
Speaker 13: From all walkie talking?
Speaker 1: I know I may have started as a joke with
Speaker 1: a butt implant things, but there's a reason why I
Speaker 1: speak with such seriousness, and it's because it keeps happening
Speaker 1: time and time again, so we need to take it seriously.
Speaker 1: There is a new baseball team to tell you about
Speaker 1: at a Chesapeake. They're called the Chesapeake Oyster Catchers, and
Speaker 1: they have made quite the splash on social media.
Speaker 2: And that's what you have to do when you are
Speaker 2: a double a team. Who's laughing me because I.
Speaker 3: Saw the picture?
Speaker 2: What picture Eric?
Speaker 3: Of the logo?
Speaker 2: What's the logo?
Speaker 3: Eric?
Speaker 2: Well, it's an oyster and oyster.
Speaker 1: Because they're the Oyster Catchers, so it is what would
Speaker 1: you say, it's a it's a baseball mit glove with
Speaker 1: a with an oyster inside of it in.
Speaker 2: A pearl right, right?
Speaker 1: And why do you think it made such a splash
Speaker 1: on social media?
Speaker 3: Because people can't get their head out of the gutter.
Speaker 1: Would we say it's the gutter, Eric, or is it
Speaker 1: the human body that God made so beautifully?
Speaker 3: Well, hey, God did make that very beautifully.
Speaker 2: But you do have to that we're all uncomfortable. That's
Speaker 2: my fault that I bolt.
Speaker 1: But you do have to make this kind of a
Speaker 1: splash when you are a double A team and this
Speaker 1: is the Orioles double A affiliate, and bravo to whoever
Speaker 1: runs their social media because it got everyone talking about them.
Speaker 1: And make no mistake about it. There will be t shirts,
Speaker 1: a lot of them ordered.
Speaker 2: One of them.
Speaker 1: I will be ordering for Eric. Would you like a
Speaker 1: medium or a large?
Speaker 3: I'll take a large, please.
Speaker 2: Number eight.
Speaker 3: A tid is bold every eight second.
Speaker 13: Listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements here.
Speaker 1: So, like, I know, everybody needs love and everyone needs attention,
Speaker 1: and I understand that as humans, it's what we're after intrinsically,
Speaker 1: but it's often odd to me when somebody is so
Speaker 1: free with their body when it comes to videos and
Speaker 1: sending them.
Speaker 2: A mayor in.
Speaker 1: North Dakota, So let's just stop right there and be judgy.
Speaker 1: A mayor in North Dakota. Picture it you're picturing it
Speaker 1: that guy. That guy has been sending nude photos, nude videos,
Speaker 1: and he's been sending them, maybe to the object of
Speaker 1: his affection that did not even know it, who happens
Speaker 1: to be the city attorney. My note, North Dakota is
Speaker 1: where he was the mayor, former mayor now after he
Speaker 1: decided to send a nude video to Stephanie the city attorney.
Speaker 2: His name is Tom Ross. If you look up Tom Ross.
Speaker 1: You want to a give him a round of applause
Speaker 1: for being so comfortable with himself that he would send
Speaker 1: a nude video to anyone. Good for you, Tom Ross.
Speaker 1: Let's just say Tom Ross is not being cast in
Speaker 1: the next Superman movie. Okay, He's just a normal dude,
Speaker 1: and he's feeling himself, and he is feeling himself to
Speaker 1: the point of getting fired as mayor. You cannot send
Speaker 1: nude videos to coworkers. You just can't do it. He
Speaker 1: claims it was a mistake. I think Tim Tom Ross
Speaker 1: was sending that with a little bit of eh, eh,
Speaker 1: like what you see Number seven.
Speaker 6: The seventh son of the seventh son.
Speaker 11: Seven days with a government, seven seven years of college
Speaker 11: down to dreeven.
Speaker 2: Seven seven days.
Speaker 1: I think seven is every week I do the same
Speaker 1: thing where I shut my computer down and.
Speaker 2: I like reach for my keys. Why something about seven
Speaker 2: gotta get out of here at one o one?
Speaker 1: All right, So there is a male fruit fly study,
Speaker 1: and apparently male fruitflies that drink alcohol become more attractive
Speaker 1: to females. Why we're paying people to study this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Why we're paying any sort of money to study fruitfly
Speaker 1: And the fact that alcohol would play any sort of
Speaker 1: role in making another fruit fly attractive to another fruit
Speaker 1: fly is why we will never cure cancer because we
Speaker 1: are stupid. We are stupid humans that devote money to
Speaker 1: stupid causes like this, number six.
Speaker 12: I got six, you.
Speaker 2: Got six, She got six? Number six, there's six more
Speaker 2: weeks of water.
Speaker 12: Why do you have a.
Speaker 2: Picture of me or Rabbi and six drunk and lawn
Speaker 2: show mine. I would just stick you in a nursing
Speaker 2: home closer to us. I don't have to drive stick
Speaker 2: drink another six.
Speaker 1: I have a girlfriend and she does nothing but send
Speaker 1: me memes that validate her diet coke consumption. She loves
Speaker 1: diet coke, she likes OURFK Junior, but she hates the
Speaker 1: fact that he hates diet coke. And she's constantly sending
Speaker 1: the group chat memes of videos of doctors who say
Speaker 1: diet Coke's okay. And I want to just tell her, like,
Speaker 1: it's you do you like live your life? You don't
Speaker 1: need to explain that to me. You want to drink
Speaker 1: all the diet coke? You want to do it? This
Speaker 1: is America, Well in India, it's not. Indian police have
Speaker 1: arrested a US tourist who sneaked onto a highly restricted
Speaker 1: island carrying a coconut and a can of diet coke.
Speaker 1: He was carrying these things to a tribe untouched by
Speaker 1: the modern world. This incident occurred seven years after another
Speaker 1: American was killed by the same tribe on the same island.
Speaker 1: Who this is in the restricted territory of North Sentinel,
Speaker 1: part of India's Adaman Islands. To the Centalese people. There's
Speaker 1: only about one hundred and fifty of the Centalese left.
Speaker 1: And he brought him a diet coke. That's a good man.
Speaker 1: That is a good man, right there. Number five for five,
Speaker 1: I have rus.
Speaker 2: We begin bombing in five minutes, five lits a monkeye.
Speaker 14: This is the year five point five.
Speaker 2: You will be a favorite loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you know the eggs, the egg situation and
Speaker 1: we're dealing with the price of eggs is absorbent.
Speaker 2: It it's crazy.
Speaker 1: And what's upon us Easter, right, and so Easter is
Speaker 1: the time when you eat all the things you gave
Speaker 1: up for Jesus.
Speaker 2: And it's also time to dye those Easter eggs.
Speaker 1: Well, instead of eggs, people are dying other stuff, potatoes, marshmallows,
Speaker 1: even pasta. Okay, well, they say that you can make
Speaker 1: that the pot You can use the pasta to make
Speaker 1: Easter jewelry and then maybe you paint it.
Speaker 2: That's kind of cool. Potatoes.
Speaker 1: That's not a bad idea, but maybe a little bit
Speaker 1: different here on the Easter egg hunt, this time around
Speaker 1: number four or minute.
Speaker 15: Is probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 3: Comm number four. This isn't the same world you left
Speaker 3: four years ago.
Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of vibe coating. It is the
Speaker 2: new practice.
Speaker 1: Where people rapidly develop software with AI assisted coating tools
Speaker 1: without overthinking how efficient the code is. As long as
Speaker 1: it's functional. People are making recipes. Now vibe coded AI
Speaker 1: app is generating different recipes things like what is it
Speaker 1: The anarchist cookbook, the terrorist cookbook, one of those cookbooks,
Speaker 1: things like Cyanide ice cream as a recipe you can
Speaker 1: pull up on recipe Ninja dot ai. There are other
Speaker 1: things that I cannot say out loud Keana that are
Speaker 1: disgusting and involve human fluids.
Speaker 2: Pull the plug on the internet. Number three free shall
Speaker 2: be the number of that count and the number of
Speaker 2: the counting shall be three.
Speaker 3: Play We're dead within three hours.
Speaker 13: Three security clearance level.
Speaker 3: Three, all three of the three.
Speaker 2: I got all three of you guys, for the rest
Speaker 2: of your na being born live. After that three days,
Speaker 2: they both start to stink.
Speaker 3: Three.
Speaker 1: There's a very popular TikTok right now. Kids on TikTok
Speaker 1: are a vibe. Kids on TikTok are fun to watch,
Speaker 1: aren't they? On those great those great videos. That's why
Speaker 1: there's so many of those. A money hungry mother's at
Speaker 1: post them with hopes of getting likes and then brand sponsorships.
Speaker 1: But this one is touching and sad, and it's cute
Speaker 1: and it makes you laugh over something sad. This TikTok
Speaker 1: has received over fourteen million views. It is a little
Speaker 1: girl eating her father's ashes.
Speaker 2: Excuse me.
Speaker 1: It's a little boy. And mom is watching this, she's
Speaker 1: doing something else. She swings the video around and there's
Speaker 1: her little toddler's son. He looks about eighteen months old
Speaker 1: something like that. And the kid has gotten into the urn,
Speaker 1: which is a decorative urn, and has just reaching his
Speaker 1: fist into this urn and just eating the ashes like
Speaker 1: it's candy. Oh my goodness, that's a good story for
Speaker 1: later on. Right, he brings home a girl. Maybe they
Speaker 1: went to a date at the zoo, and mom gets
Speaker 1: to tell that story.
Speaker 2: It's sweet. It's a way of keeping dad alive. All that.
Speaker 2: Number two, what's going on? You pick out two things
Speaker 2: one two.
Speaker 5: People.
Speaker 8: There's two sons and.
Speaker 3: No women to.
Speaker 2: A man in this is gonna be real quick.
Speaker 1: A man in Portland Organ is wondering who is putting
Speaker 1: gallons of urine in his recycling bin? And why Look
Speaker 1: no further than the first line of that story. A
Speaker 1: man living in Portland Organ is wondering why there are
Speaker 1: gallons of urine in his front yard. Why would you
Speaker 1: wonder that you live in Portland. It's basically a prerequisite
Speaker 1: that you have to pee into a gallon jug of
Speaker 1: something that is just what you do there.
Speaker 2: It is a rite of passage or just a way
Speaker 2: of life. Number one weird, number one, number one, we're
Speaker 2: number one, Ben.
Speaker 5: I decided to look out for number one.
Speaker 2: Are you the number one row?
Speaker 3: Number one?
Speaker 14: Number one?
Speaker 3: Number one?
Speaker 2: I decided to end with a PSA.
Speaker 1: Moving into the weekend, this is the second time we
Speaker 1: have talked about this man from Missouri because he has
Speaker 1: been charged for a second time. What is he doing
Speaker 1: to be charged? He tries to have sex with a
Speaker 1: train seat. This time it lasted about ten minutes. The
Speaker 1: PSA is this, do what you're gonna do. But if
Speaker 1: you try to have sex with a train seat, Number one,
Speaker 1: try to make it in private, you know, grab a
Speaker 1: train seat from your local train, but take it home
Speaker 1: with you, you know. And number two, if you're gonna
Speaker 1: have sex with a train seat, or try to for
Speaker 1: ten minutes, don't get caught.
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