Speaker 1: Buddy, are you there? I know, I'm sorry. I know
Speaker 1: you don't like pink called buddy, But you haven't come
Speaker 1: out in three days? Now, are you that? No? Come on,
Speaker 1: I don't even really I haven't heard you that, yes,
Speaker 1: heard you in a while. I'm getting worried, like, if
Speaker 1: you're cross with me, you could you know, just grunt,
Speaker 1: just let me know that you're all right. I would
Speaker 1: hate for something to have happened to you and I
Speaker 1: didn't know it. Please, just any sign you don't have
Speaker 1: to come out. I don't want to invade a privacy,
Speaker 1: but bollocks. Oh fine, I won't even actually think you're here.
Speaker 1: But you know, if you get mad at me for
Speaker 1: being concerned about you, I don't think you're that good
Speaker 1: of a room. Oh they got the door. Oh lord,
Speaker 1: we at least I can say, this doesn't look like
Speaker 1: there was a fight in here. But jeez, where have
Speaker 1: you gone? Where have you gone? Bro? Like it's been
Speaker 1: three days? And what is this? This is? Oh? Oh
Speaker 1: this is how do you know? The word in you
Speaker 1: and Yata? This isn't anything about the range of forrest.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's so dangerous. He couldn't have gone No, no. No.
Speaker 1: Humans do not go in there. They know better. But
Speaker 1: you've always been a curious one. Is that why you
Speaker 1: haven't come back? No, I don't want to go I
Speaker 1: can't go back. I can't I can't possibly go back.
Speaker 1: And you wouldn't have gone there. You're not that stupid.
Speaker 1: You're not. Who is this girl? Never knew you drew
Speaker 1: so well? If you drew them. She's beautiful. Hmmm, dream girl?
Speaker 1: Is this a girl you've been possessing about? She is pretty.
Speaker 1: I can see why you might be so obsessed with her,
Speaker 1: but I wouldn't say anyone's pretty enough to oh like bollocks.
Speaker 1: You've got a good heart, even if you'll take things
Speaker 1: too far in the best roommate I've ever had roommate.
Speaker 1: Oh sounds so silly, flat mat. Okay, all right, we
Speaker 1: have to get find you, That's what it is. And
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't have to go all the
Speaker 1: way in. No, no, no, no, because I'm going to
Speaker 1: find out that you're not even there. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: go check. We're gonna waltz up to the forest and
Speaker 1: I can even invoke one of the watchers that's not
Speaker 1: going to do anything to me. That is something even
Speaker 1: the humans can do. And when nothing happens, I can
Speaker 1: turn right around and you'll probably find out you were
Speaker 1: camping with friends that you don't have, because you spend
Speaker 1: all day in this room trying pictures upon pictures of
Speaker 1: this girl gorgeous. What's that dot in the middle of
Speaker 1: her head. I've seen Bendy's before, but that's it looks
Speaker 1: like it's a part of her. My gosh, did you
Speaker 1: find a monster girl? He didn't. He couldn't do it,
Speaker 1: And if he did, you wouldn't just run off, especially
Speaker 1: not with all this left here. You're kinder than that.
Speaker 1: You're kinder than that Lord you're obsessed with his monster girls.
Speaker 1: Little did you know you had one as a roommate.
Speaker 1: Canterists telling you though wish I could, wish I could?
Speaker 1: Which could Why am I sitting all this time? He's
Speaker 1: sitting here talking about him? All right, all right away,
Speaker 1: we go, okay, thank you, everything safe and sound, on
Speaker 1: our way. I wonder if he picked this place to
Speaker 1: move in with me so he could be close to
Speaker 1: the Nunata. But he couldn't have known about it. He
Speaker 1: couldn't have known about it. Humans don't know about this place.
Speaker 1: Maybe he wanted to just be closer to the range
Speaker 1: of forest. And I don't know he's been listening to
Speaker 1: all his howlings at night. Oh, I can't believe I'd
Speaker 1: managed to tell him that there's wild dog lit and
Speaker 1: believes it. I mean, I'm not lying in my wild
Speaker 1: dogs in a sense that just stopping wild after a bit. Ah, Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, I humbly request Lord that the watches of
Speaker 1: the forest help me with a dilemma. A friend of
Speaker 1: mine has gone missing, and may has come to the forest.
Speaker 1: If you have any information, if you could help me
Speaker 1: with my quest, I would be most grateful to the
Speaker 1: watches of the forest. All right, And nothing has a no.
Speaker 1: Oh is that a lit path? Why would there be
Speaker 1: a bloody lid path? No, that's not even a watcher thing.
Speaker 1: That's a drot to the caverns. Yeah, of course, to
Speaker 1: the caverns. To the caverns. Great, wonderful. Okay, Well, thank
Speaker 1: you forrest. That's not aimed at you, samed at my friend.
Speaker 1: That is one thing I missed about this place. Thank
Speaker 1: you trees nodding when you apologize to them. It's kind
Speaker 1: of cute. Wish that happened out in the human world
Speaker 1: does it actually does, but they just don't notice it. God,
Speaker 1: I'm getting to the point where I don't notice it
Speaker 1: human indeed, human indeed. Okay, all right, down to the
Speaker 1: caverns we go. Jeez, I can kind of smell you better.
Speaker 1: I wish I was a dog. If I was a dog,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even have needed to make a request. I
Speaker 1: could have just gone ah. But alas, I'm not a dog.
Speaker 1: I really thought it if someone appeared, if something had
Speaker 1: gone wrong, it'd be a Kitsen ain't taken me. But
Speaker 1: of course it's not. Yes, that's the last thing time
Speaker 1: my phone is going to make any sort of noise,
Speaker 1: now that we're down here in the kits in a
Speaker 1: area lovely Okay, Oh there's a scuffle. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: here's his water bladder. Funny how he wanted that to
Speaker 1: all right, So something did happen to you? Buddy? Where
Speaker 1: did you go? All right? You winced? It looks like
Speaker 1: you didn't even walk, I mean something carried you off.
Speaker 1: All right. No, I'm sorry, Teres, I will follow your direction.
Speaker 1: I just don't even know why I stopped bless him. Okay,
Speaker 1: to the caverns we continue, then wow, I forgot, forgot
Speaker 1: I can go so much fast of a pace in here.
Speaker 1: Oh that's one of the benefits of being a monster
Speaker 1: girl and a monster forest. Day. All right, here we
Speaker 1: go there. Thank you Okay, thank you trees, Thank you forest.
Speaker 1: I'm very grateful, and if it was the watchers, I'm
Speaker 1: also still grateful. Thank you to be very respectful in
Speaker 1: this forest. Remember that bad things happen with those who
Speaker 1: disrespect the forest. Okay, so you made it here to
Speaker 1: the caverns. That doesn't bode well, especially being good for
Speaker 1: convert three to four days. The girl, the girl, Well,
Speaker 1: why would you be looking for the girl here? There
Speaker 1: would be no girl here. The only girl would be
Speaker 1: a unicorn. But this doesn't make sense, is that you? Oh?
Speaker 1: Over here? Over here? Sorry, the wind, the winds are
Speaker 1: so high here, my voice gets so dry. Are you hurt?
Speaker 1: Are you okay? What heavens? Yes, of course you must
Speaker 1: be hiding. Humans are not safe out here. What would on? Well, well,
Speaker 1: now is a good as time as any. Look at
Speaker 1: my ears. These are not these don't come off, yes,
Speaker 1: they don't come off. There. I'm a necko Christ's sake,
Speaker 1: I'm a neck and you are not safe here. You
Speaker 1: can't be here. What are you looking for? Who's that girl? Yes?
Speaker 1: I was in your room and I need to know
Speaker 1: why you're here, what you're doing, in order to figure
Speaker 1: out how we're gonna get out of this bloody mess.
Speaker 1: There are Sintaurs all around the caverns. They protect the unicorn.
Speaker 1: That the girl the unicorn. You can't have her. What
Speaker 1: makes you think that she would transform into a human
Speaker 1: for you? She wanted to ever transform, She could transform herself.
Speaker 1: She protects this forest. There's no time for that. He's
Speaker 1: a sintols. No. Well, they don't have the best and
Speaker 1: to smell, after all, but they do come over to
Speaker 1: this area, and if they do, since you, it's a
Speaker 1: huge problem. Surprised the watchers have nder? Really, a watcher
Speaker 1: found you and she housed you for a night. You
Speaker 1: had something on you? Now they're kits and aise there.
Speaker 1: They they're very curious by nature, and if you have something,
Speaker 1: they can be very mischievous. What did you have on
Speaker 1: you of value to the forest or really to them? Honestly? Really,
Speaker 1: what was it of value? Well? And then she must
Speaker 1: have a map, the map to hear that she wouldn't
Speaker 1: have cared. I mean she would have been interested in
Speaker 1: a human having a map of the in your YARDA
Speaker 1: but you must have had something else on you. Have
Speaker 1: you lost anything amulet? I don't know about any amulet
Speaker 1: or what it would do. Christ really well, I too
Speaker 1: would probably be seeing demons and scary stuff if I
Speaker 1: was staying awake. Why have you been staying awake? Well,
Speaker 1: that's silly sleep paralysis. Demons can still attack you when
Speaker 1: you're awake. In fact, it's usually when you're waking up
Speaker 1: that you see them, or right before you're trying to
Speaker 1: go to sleep, and you haven't omnia, so you're right
Speaker 1: for the picking right now. Honestly, maybe that's why they
Speaker 1: didn't see you, because they don't like to go near
Speaker 1: those things. And if one is around possession no that
Speaker 1: I don't think they could possess you. I don't know
Speaker 1: a ton about them. I've never experienced one, and I've
Speaker 1: stayed away from those who do. And that's how we
Speaker 1: that's how we handle it in the Unyata. If someone's
Speaker 1: been marked for one, then you stay away until they
Speaker 1: managed to figure out what is causing them to be
Speaker 1: around them. And we are spending entirely too much time
Speaker 1: here and you are not safe. Come on, there's there's
Speaker 1: some shoots around. Perhaps we can shoot their shoots. They're
Speaker 1: very long logs that the kits and as used to
Speaker 1: play in the fun and it can take us right
Speaker 1: up to the edge of the forest from here. That's
Speaker 1: how they give information and then go back to the
Speaker 1: outskirts very quickly. They'll be pissed that way in one
Speaker 1: but they won't be able to stop us. Okay, I
Speaker 1: think the ghast is clear though, we're gonning to be nightful.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised the vampires didn't find you, but again, if
Speaker 1: you've been marked, that could make sense. We've got to go. No,
Speaker 1: I don't care what's happened to your kids. Know we
Speaker 1: can deal with her later. Or she's a watcher. If
Speaker 1: something's happened to her, that other watchers will make sure
Speaker 1: she's okay. She also probably has a familiar, a fox
Speaker 1: that runs around with her. Sometimes it's not a fox,
Speaker 1: but nine times our tenants a fox. Does it matter?
Speaker 1: Let's go. We have to get you home. Jesus Christ
Speaker 1: not you thought the flatmate who was a nerd wouldn't
Speaker 1: be so difficult here jump down here, I promise it's safe.
Speaker 1: It's just a log. Yes, it's dark, but let's go
Speaker 1: come on, Oh god, lady, you'll I've got a fassistics ago.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't
Speaker 1: like it. I don't like it, and yeah, yeah I
Speaker 1: don't like it, and yeah I don't like it. No, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, all right with it, just to
Speaker 1: kids of that clearing and well, I mean, yes, the
Speaker 1: vampires and it's not full moon, so it was safe there,
Speaker 1: but everything else will stay in there. And really, the
Speaker 1: vampires will leave you alone if I'm with you. No,
Speaker 1: they really are real, not just a headband. Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: not just some egirl that is obsessed. I mean, there's
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with being an ego, but it's not just
Speaker 1: an obsession to look like a cat. I do look
Speaker 1: like a cat. Why do you think I typically wear
Speaker 1: full skirts. It's not because I like the eighteen hundred
Speaker 1: steampunk style. It's because it's supposed to hide my tail.
Speaker 1: It's not a bustle, it's a frassel, a furry bussal
Speaker 1: get it. Don't expect you to know eighteen hundreds fashion.
Speaker 1: All right, No, we're gonna walk home, and you're gonna
Speaker 1: tell me what is going on? Oh, for Bloody's sake,
Speaker 1: obsessed with finding a girlfriend? You're so sweet and so nice.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you're obsessed with finding monster girls. Well, yes,
Speaker 1: your flatmate was one, and that's why I told you.
Speaker 1: Why don't you just go on meetup dot com or
Speaker 1: anything like, just go and find and talk to people
Speaker 1: who like the stuff you like. Well, that can't be true.
Speaker 1: You don't look terrible, No, you don't. You don't look terrible,
Speaker 1: you don't look average. You just you're human. You're really cute,
Speaker 1: and you're young. It's difficult when you're young to find someone.
Speaker 1: It's difficult at any age, really, and it doesn't have
Speaker 1: to all do with lux So you're trying to capture
Speaker 1: with an amulet. Where did you get the amulet from?
Speaker 1: That's a black marketplace, if I have ever heard one.
Speaker 1: Some of that stuff isn't even real. And even if
Speaker 1: you did fall upon some sort of amulet that would
Speaker 1: do that, no wonder the watchers left you alone. They
Speaker 1: didn't want to kill you. They wanted to first figure
Speaker 1: out what the hell you got it from. And they
Speaker 1: probably got it off of you and retend it. It's hm, well, listen,
Speaker 1: if you feel the need to go back to the forest,
Speaker 1: tell me. But also more importantly, you can't tell anybody
Speaker 1: what I am. I don't want to get studied. I
Speaker 1: don't want to be stuck in some laboratory being poked about.
Speaker 1: And more importantly, it puts the entire forest in danger.
Speaker 1: What if they were to torture me. I yeah, me
Speaker 1: being out of the forest does put them all in danger.
Speaker 1: But it's not fair. Vampires and other humanoid looking things
Speaker 1: or that can transform can leave. I wanted to see
Speaker 1: what was out here. I wanted to travel, I wanted
Speaker 1: to you hear about such incredible stories, and I just
Speaker 1: wanted to be here. You know, amongst humans, and nobody notices,
Speaker 1: especially in this day and age. They just think I'm
Speaker 1: wearing a cheeky little headband and I just have interesting fashion.
Speaker 1: It's nice and you're nice. I never wanted to go
Speaker 1: back there, and honestly, I know the watches no I
Speaker 1: went back. They must have wanted you out of there
Speaker 1: so badly that they didn't. There's rules. There's rules about
Speaker 1: going back after you've left and you haven't told anybody,
Speaker 1: and you didn't get permission. Well, no, you're not held prisoner.
Speaker 1: You could come and go, would you please. It's just
Speaker 1: the force protects itself and those that would be a
Speaker 1: danger leaving. If you come back, especially if anything's bad
Speaker 1: has happened, everyone blames you for it, as if it
Speaker 1: was your fault. I've been back before and it wasn't pretty.
Speaker 1: So I just stay away, and you need to stay away.
Speaker 1: Don't go ever again. I understand. No, please, don't be cross.
Speaker 1: You're I know you're not crazy. You're just a really
Speaker 1: passionate person, very passionate, very very passionate person, and I
Speaker 1: just it's not easy being in your roommate. And no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not looking for a partner. I'm not looking
Speaker 1: for love. I think you're awesome. I think you're amazing,
Speaker 1: but I don't know what it would be like for
Speaker 1: a human in a Oh. Oh I'll think about it, Yes,
Speaker 1: I'll think about it. Oh, today was such a shock.
Speaker 1: We should just go to bed. Okay, we should go
Speaker 1: to bed. We should rest, and then we can sit
Speaker 1: in the morning and we can have coffee and you
Speaker 1: can tell me about this kitsen A and what happened
Speaker 1: in and you know what, I know what. We can
Speaker 1: go to help you with your sleep paralysis problem. But
Speaker 1: it's not it's not gonna be pretty. It's at the
Speaker 1: edge of the forest. But on the other side there's
Speaker 1: this spider lady who's quite nice. She's a good person.
Speaker 1: She's there. It helps strike balance. So sometimes she has
Speaker 1: gifts where she can help in these situations. I've never gone.
Speaker 1: I've heard a lot of people who have gone and
Speaker 1: absolutely enjoyed her. But now we've got to go. Okay,
Speaker 1: we gotta go to bed. No, you can't give me
Speaker 1: head scratches. Maybe in the morning we'll see darling. It's
Speaker 1: an English expression. It doesn't mean that I love you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you cross by
Speaker 1: saying that. Okay, all right, good night, good night, and
Speaker 1: may you stop being so obsessed. Hey guys, this is
Speaker 1: Xena Alexander and this was another original in the Rise
Speaker 1: of Renzor universe. If you guys, go and click in
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Speaker 1: videos and in that playlist they are in order. They
Speaker 1: all reference each other. This one was referencing the kids Nay.
Speaker 1: It also talked about the Goblin a little bit and
Speaker 1: the sleep paralysis one. For those that are following along,
Speaker 1: I don't want to give to me spoilers, but you
Speaker 1: can kind of see where this is going. I want
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