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Speaker 1: Hey, you're listening to Commander Cookout Podcast, episode five forty seven.

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I'm Ryan. I'm here with Rusty trump Jones. Today we're

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talking about Gulgary butt stuff.

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Speaker 2: Now, good Hardy, he got there.

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Speaker 1: There it is okay, you can retest my mic. We're

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gonna retest Rad's mic. I'm leaning back a bit, so

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I mean, yeah, Lean bring it right forward?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, there we go. How's that that better?

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Speaker 1: Make sure you enunciate. Make sure you enunciate like I

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do when I say, hey, Rusty trump Jones, how are

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you doing?

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Speaker 3: What is going down? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Damn it? A whole ton is going down. We're here

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to talk about Gulguri. On Commander Cookout episode five forty seven,

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we have the aforementioned Rusty trum Jones in the studio

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dufferin Avenue Media Network. He is here specifically flew in

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from British Columbia to be here to talk about butt

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stuff because it's the best kind of stuff. We're gonna

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rush into it a little bit today, No, Uncle Brando. Obviously,

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we were on a little bit of a time crunch,

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and we want to make sure that we do the

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uh the what what are we do?

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Speaker 3: Everything?

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Speaker 1: Get through everything. But I was gonna say, do the boys,

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the Gulgary Boys, the Dredge Boys.

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Speaker 3: The Boys, the girls, the butt stuff, the Dredgers, Yes,

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the Counters, the Squirrels, the Elves, fucking minus one Counters.

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Speaker 1: Yes, name it. So we're gonna get into it. We've

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got a few thank yous, a little bit of pod

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casting business to get to. The first thing that we

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want to say, or the first people that we want

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That's one of the benefits, as did some finger blasting yesterday.

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We did. We do have a a new patron to

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say thank you too, but Brad said that we are

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going to leave that for me and Uncle Brando to

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do next week, because that's part of the charm. Is

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uh yeah, yeah, pretty ser Gary's got a nickname under

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his belt, but he is part of the main I

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guess cast, where you are sort of a fill in,

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just a temp yeah temp, a substitute, a substitute for

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us to abuse, just the beat boy, yeah yeah, and

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a couple couple more thank yous. Of course we got

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to say big thank you too. Pyla Bones Brewing Co.

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Out of Vagina, Saskatchewan. We've got some White Ipa beers

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Speaker 3: Also my favorite one, oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: I do like it, not my favorite because they've got

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other delicious ones. We were drinking Long Lake Loggers last

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week and uh we did buy some of those yesterday.

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Speaker 3: We got the Long Lakes. Yeah yeah, we got stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I was gonna buy some white ras or

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white wheat ale raspberries. I was gonna bring them, but

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get the sleeve discount. Cool stuff. Now, Arc of Evolution,

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we are hmm on Gulgari, going backwards in time. We've

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done Oarzov and Gruel and Celesnia and Azorious and then

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all the five monocolors we're talking about. When Universes Beyond

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came in and allegedly ruined Magic Forever, the date was

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twenty nineteen. So we went over to our friends at

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dhrec dot com and we said, hey, can you give

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us the ten most popular commanders from twenty nineteen, right

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before Universes Beyond came in. Let's look at those, and

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we're going to today the top ten from then, and

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then we're going to look at the top ten from

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now and see if we can identify trends. What's changed.

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Has the strategy within Gulgari or any of the colors shifted,

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Have Universes Beyond cards taken over that kind of stuff,

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And so far it's been a ton of fun. This

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is what numbers is gary like the tenth episode of

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this eleventh five monols and then a bunch of we're

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about halfway.

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Speaker 3: Through, right you getting there? Almost halfway through the guilts yep.

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Speaker 1: So without further ado, because we're under a time crunch,

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I'm gonna hop right over and we've got a little

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tradition because we've, like I said, done this like ten

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times or so. We're gonna look at Uncle Brando's interpretation

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of the guild symbol from memory. I'm excited for this,

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and see if it looks like a butthole.

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Speaker 3: Likely will, yeah, usually one of the time likely will

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something's eating.

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Speaker 1: About a ble.

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Speaker 3: Hey, we don't google that, sticking their nose in it

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a bit, I think so.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're speaking from experience, I mean very obviously, you know. Yeah, yeah,

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Rusty tram Jones, everybody just like he eats as it's right.

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Speaker 3: It's right, okayreful though he.

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Speaker 1: Did a good job. This is the twenty no sorry, the.

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Speaker 3: Top ten of then Jeep get it right, Ryan Cheap

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twenty nineteen top ten, number ten. My god, I'm so

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excited right now.

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Speaker 1: Zon thousand Eyes. Okay, so I'm gonna give him a read.

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I'm gonna I'm gonna give it a read, and then

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you're gonna tell me about it because you and way

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know way more about Gulgary than I do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love Golgory.

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Speaker 1: So what is this is?

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Speaker 3: This is gonna be so cool.

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Speaker 1: A Zony thousand eyed is a two three elf shaman

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has a date stamp in the art. That's definitely a

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trend that we've noticed for green, green, black, black two

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with undergrowth. When Azoni A thousand Eyed enters a battlefield,

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create a one to one black and green insect creature

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token for each creature card in your bin. Also green, black,

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sack another creature, gain one life draw card?

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Speaker 3: What a what a Goldgary card? Hey makes some token?

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What make some tokens? Sack some stuff, gain some life

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draw card.

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Speaker 1: So if I, if I, because this is what I'm

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gonna do, mill myself naturally and then play this, I'm

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going to get five, six, ten.

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Speaker 3: My god, if you you.

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Speaker 1: Know, sacrifice and reanimate to like loop it and get creature, creature.

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Speaker 3: Creature, Oh my god, there's so much Yeah, just Dredge

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a couple of times and you're you're kind of laughing.

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Speaker 1: How many times are we going to say Dredge today?

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Speaker 3: So many times? A lot of times?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, How many times are we going.

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Speaker 3: To say one of the biggest mistakes in magic? There's

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a Yeah, it's sir Dredge.

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Speaker 1: Are we going to see Dredge on a commander?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I know, I know Dredge on a commander with.

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Speaker 3: I think it's uh abs in. Yes, Yeah, that's gonna

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Speaker 1: Oh, we're making a grave mistake.

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Speaker 3: Oh there we are.

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Speaker 1: There we go get the pile of bones and your boys.

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Speaker 3: Mmmm. Hellp losing her up.

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Speaker 1: This is just this card.

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Speaker 3: It's such a Goldgary card. It's just unbelievable. Yeah, do

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lots of loops, make lots of guys. Maybe pump them

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Speaker 1: I love pumping guys. Yeah, okay, what a beauty. What

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do you think we're gonna see this in the top

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ten of that?

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Speaker 3: Probably not. I you don't see this card very much.

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Speaker 1: We have only I think had like one or two cards.

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Speaker 3: That have climbed yep, which is.

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Speaker 1: Which is wild when that is kind of crazy to think.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, make sure this oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Lean up.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm just getting cozy here.

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Speaker 1: This is gogary.

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Speaker 3: There's nothing god, yeah, I don't really think we're going

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to see that one.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna see oh Masurik crawl death Priest. This is

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our second bug guy in a row. Yeah, two to

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two for five Golgarian three with flying whenever a player

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sacrificed another permanent, whenever a player sacrifices any fucking permanent.

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Speaker 3: Put it on each creature.

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Speaker 1: Put a plus one on. What a what a card

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this card? This guy fucks and doesn't call back.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a that's a pretty good card.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I I man ifew Laura plays this. Hey, yeah, man,

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I don't think I I think the only time that

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I've beaten Lara's Mazurik deck is when we all three

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of us just ganked up. Yeah first first.

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Speaker 3: It kind of makes me wonder though, because I think

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maybe this is like maybe been power crept a little bit.

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a kind of there's a new guy that that came out,

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that the bug guy. I don't know if he can

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do this a little cheaper and a little better.

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Speaker 1: Do you think Mazarek is gonna I feel like these

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guys are gonna climb.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It's tough.

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Speaker 3: It says this is gonna be a tough one. I

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wouldn't be surprised if Mazurik was a little bit higher,

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but I also wouldn't be surprised was a little lower.

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Speaker 1: Mazik very powerful really just he just says every opportunity

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that they have to dial it back like they do now,

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like just you control or once each turn, or only

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triggers once or when it's the second one. No, right,

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they didn't do any of that bullshit. This is from

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Commander twenty fifteen when they did enemy colored pairs and

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whenever a player another permanent each creature unlimited number of times.

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Speaker 3: Crazy crazy frick.

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Speaker 1: And it puts a each creature. He puts it on

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himself and he's flying, so he could just like make

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him an eleven eleven.

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Speaker 3: Creature each cotch. This guy fucks, Oh my god, yeah

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god bang And it's again such a Golgary card sack stuff,

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make your stuff bigger counters on everything, like, oh, I

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love to see.

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Speaker 1: It as if I'm not gonna have a lot of guys.

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Speaker 3: Oh you're gonna, yeah, you're gonna have a bunch of

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tokens flying around. It's gonna be a bunch of bugs

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or sapper lings or kind of whatever they have, I guess,

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little elf guys, kind of whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: For the unacquainted. We could almost assume in Gulgari that

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we're gonna have tokens, or we're gonna have a bunch

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of small value creatures that trigger when the etb or

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we're gonna have a bunch of manadorcs, like our board

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is gonna mostly be filled with creatures.

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Speaker 3: And you're doing butt stuff so stuff in your bin

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comes back you loop it. Uh, it's just you're just

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you know, acquiring resources. You're just making things happen. So

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this is just get rid of it, acquiring cheeks. Yeah, yeap, slapping,

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slapping and clapping. We said that last week, My god,

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goad number eight. Now we're talking Alyssa the Trader card.

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Speaker 1: Right as soon as I said about creatures, this is

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like an artifact deck, right, Okay, so this is an

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elf zombie?

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Speaker 3: Is it?

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Speaker 1: Three ELFs in a row? No insect elf sean bug

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boy elf zombie, Like those aren't relevant creature types?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Three three for green, green, Black, first strike, death touch.

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Whenever creature and opponent controls is put in the gravy

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from the battlefield, you may return earned target artifact card

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from your graveyard to your hand. So what do you

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What do you get? Like ick or well spring and

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the other well spring.

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Speaker 3: I actually have a guy at the LGS places commander,

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and he does all kinds of DJ and ship. He's

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got like a metal worker in there. He's got just

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a bunch of crap and he makes a ton of

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mana and res our.

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Speaker 1: Days mind slaver.

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Speaker 3: Oh you know what I bet that's in there?

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Speaker 1: Actually, Sure, an opponent controls is put into the graveyard,

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like when I control you with a mind slavery, and

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so I attack you with my one one into my glisten,

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who's a three three with death? Such I get my

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mind slaver back.

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Speaker 3: And there's like there's so much stuff in these colors

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that just lets you. Okay, everyone sacks the thing, Everyone

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sacks the think. Oh all my opponent, sack of thing.

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Oh sack your highest man of value thing whatever, just

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blop blop so good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, what's what's the one black each each player

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socks a creature traders traders.

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Speaker 3: Like tim them. There's the new one. There's a new

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one from Amy from Ariojo ho ho No, But what's

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the one from a cursed Marauder? Maybe he's called something?

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Speaker 1: No, what's the one from onslaught? The common with the

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zombie on it. I don't know, it's like the original one.

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Speaker 3: There's like ten of the men. We'll get there and

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it's gonna happen. It's gonna pop it in one of

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our heads later on.

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Speaker 1: Figure it out, innocent blood. Oh yeah, there you go,

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there you go. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And then there's uh, there's the new one that's like

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a three for one. It's like everyone's sacks sacks of creature.

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There's just tons of one. Yeah, so freaking good.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking barter and blood. I'm thinking of barter and blood.

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But it's the Rumpelstiltskin guy from al Draine. Oh yeah,

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choose one or more. Everybody sacks a creature, everybody discards

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a card, everybody loses two life, you choose all three?

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Speaker 3: You just choose all three? Yeah, wreck everyone's day. Hell yeah,

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the other thing too. There's a bunch of glisses and

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they're all pretty freaking good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The manipool one's not that good.

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Speaker 3: She's only green, I guess. Yeah, well she wasn't in

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the not bar to get out of here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay, so this is number.

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Speaker 3: Seven seven eight eight eight, number eight thine eight.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. What eight nine eighty eight, This

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is seven coming to second. Okay, we're gonna get there,

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a great, great podcast.

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Speaker 3: We're doing great. Oh yeah, here we go, Here we go.

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Speaker 1: I would have totally built this guy right when he

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came out if it wasn't for my fucking friend, f you, Jesse.

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Speaker 3: Jesse got there before you did.

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Speaker 1: So. Slime foot is a fungus for gulgarian one. It's

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a two three whenever a saperling you control dies. Slime

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Foot deals one damage to each opponent and you gain

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one life. So it's an aristocrat just for saperlings. Sure.

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Also four colorless create a Saperling.

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Speaker 3: So about the bottom part.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well a couple things. If you make infinite manner,

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you make infinite dudes, and you have a sack outlet

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that just allows you to sacrifice one hundred.

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Speaker 3: Guys, you just loop it and win.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yep. And the slime foot decks i've seen have

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leaned heavily into the aristocrats where they just have a

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ton of aristocrats.

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Speaker 3: Well it's kind of cool though, because like Saperlings is

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just such a like a classic Gouldgary thing too, right,

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like way before Goldgary was even a thing, before we

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even knew the black green Saperlings.

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Speaker 1: Before fucking Celesnia said that they were Saperlings. Yeah, even

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though that happened in two thousand and seven, and this

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card is clearly from twenty seventeen or whatever.

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Speaker 3: Is hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy, I remember when he came out. I

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wanted to build him so bad. And it was right

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around the time and don't don't at me, won't at me?

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Right around the time our friend group was getting into

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higher power nie competitive decks and Jesse and I built

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slime Foot and it has Protean Hull and all his

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black tutors and all his green creature tutors and all

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of the recursion and combos and it's, uh, it's it's

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a pretty crazy deck.

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Speaker 3: And is it still around?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah. If you play aff you Jesse, tell

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them you lose.

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Speaker 3: I just want you to slim me all over.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah he would too. He's into the slimen.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean same like again, it's classical Gary,

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it's aristocrats.

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Speaker 1: Make like we we really talked a lot about aristocrats,

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both in warsov last week and a few weeks back.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what color is saying I see what you're saying. Yeah,

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I mean probably Ozov you can you can say it

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takes there takes the crown of aristic. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You know what a couple of things. When we talk

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about trends.

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Speaker 3: I think about wind cons and go Gary though, and

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it's a lot of aristocrats stuff. It's like, how do

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you win? You're just looping and dream and you're set.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I think it's the looping mechanisms that are very

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Gulguri more more so than aristocrat.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, bringing stuff back o to your v bin. Yeah, reckon.

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Speaker 1: When we're talking about trends, I think the trend is

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ease of looping or ease of manner production because you

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have access to green with the Graveyard abilities.

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Speaker 3: And I'm actually so curious to kind of see what

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happens because I think I'm kind of thinking about some

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of the newer commanders that I'm thinking about, and I'm

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I feel like it's almost kind of moving away from

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that a little bit.

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Speaker 1: So that's another thing that we especially in Azorious, we

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saw that a lot where before it was stacks light

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lockdown control, and in the now it was random stuff

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like just generic. Oh this is a white ability and

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a blue ability or this is like here you go,

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this is what this is how cards are designed now. Yeah,

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I don't think slime flit's going away, but I could

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see this guy dropping direc off and not being.

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Speaker 3: On them, just fall right off a cliff. Poor guy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, poor guy.

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Speaker 3: And he's a fungus too, which is I yeah, I

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really like him that. It's pretty sweet.

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Speaker 1: I would build him. But we we have this kind

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of soft rule in our play group where we.

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Speaker 3: Don't yeah, yeah, we kind of do the same thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, shout out. Let us know in the comments.

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I guess if you if you also have that.

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Speaker 3: Ring, yess. I gotta play Jesse now to good god.

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Speaker 1: Yeah fuck him.

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Speaker 3: Maybe this weekend.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe we'll invite out of my house, but secretly

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we'll run him over with my car.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, good idea, just beat him up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, take a surprise. This is seven, yeah, number seven,

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number six. Hey, we're making we're making good time. Okay, good,

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we're making a good time. Making sure producer Gary's time

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crunch is good. Ah, what the this is your guy?

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Speaker 3: I so the first ever CEO Secret Santa? Oh yeah,

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the first or the second one of them? I think

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for the CEO Secret Santas, I always the first ones

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before they started making more rules. I always made go

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Guary decks and I yeah, I'm pretty sure I sent

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a Grismold deck.

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Speaker 1: Grismold the dread sore is the car? What? Yeah? Neat? Yeah, okay,

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Well he's a three three troll shaman. Lots of shamans.

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You gotta have the shamans for Gregarian one three three trampler.

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At the beginning of your end step, each player creates

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a one one green plant creature token. Whenever a creature

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token dies. Whenever any creature token dies, put a plus

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one counter on grismold.

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Speaker 3: Uh that's the dreadsore. Put him on grismold.

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Speaker 1: Put it.

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Speaker 3: Put a counter on every time a creature token dies.

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Speaker 1: Like my creature token one.

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Speaker 3: I'm on a farm, right, creature He gives guys tokens,

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and then anytime one dies, you put.

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Speaker 1: On player creates a one one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this guy is cool as hell.

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Speaker 1: And then I hit you with an innocent blood and

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make everybody sack one.

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Speaker 3: Yep.

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Speaker 1: So now my guy's a seven to seven.

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Speaker 3: Yep, you board white make him indestructible.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's pretty good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this guy is freaking cool. He's super easy to

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build on a budget, which is awesome, and uh, super

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interactive and it is a ton of fun to play

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because you're giving stuff out and you're you're gonna you're

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kind of like here, have a little treat. Oh sorry,

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I'm taking that back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, I think that that in my mind. That's

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Gulgary have this little thing. Just kidding. I'm gonna kill

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it and it's gonna benefit me in my mind.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, each ship, Yeah, it's man This guy is awesome.

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He's so much fun, such a such a hoot. And

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Shawman's you know they're into that earth ship.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're into the earth Yeah, if they shave, I

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don't know.

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Speaker 3: Fuck is he ugly? Hey?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Like imagine meeting up with that guy in a back

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alley somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Kind of got the same body type? Is my brother?

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Speaker 3: Oh exciting?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? My brother's like Shrek hate he's stuff not.

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Speaker 3: Green fists the size of basketballs.

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Speaker 1: Is clubbing around, boom boom boot dragon on the ground.

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Speaker 3: This guy, man, he's got like, ah, man, what a

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cool card. It's exciting.

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Speaker 1: Do you expect to see him in the top ten

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of now?

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Speaker 3: Oh, I would be shocked. I would be shocked.

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Speaker 1: Yeah he Okay, Well, giving stuff away then killing it

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and getting plus ones that doesn't go on a style.

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Speaker 3: It's true, It's true. It's true. He The thing is, though,

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is I just kind of like I think about trends

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and stuff, and I don't really think, like I don't

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really think people like giving stuff away. I just don't

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really think it's like, uh.

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Speaker 1: I feel like that's something that doesn't the Okay, you know,

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we talk a lot about the synergy age of commander

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that we're in now. I don't feel as though the

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synergy age likes to give stuff away, because if I

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instead draw land instead of the thing that kills the

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thing I just gave you, yep, I'm fucked.

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Speaker 3: Now you're punching me with my own thing instead.

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Speaker 1: If the thing I played that gave you something instead,

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if that was a synergizing with my commander card, I

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can just continue doing what I was gonna be doing.

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And for that reason, this guy might not crack the

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top ten list.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's uh. It's also he's very susceptible to removal

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as well, which kind of just torqus your whole game.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he doesn't have any built in like we're gonna see.

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I'm sure there's no built in ward. There's no built

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in sacrifice to make him indestructible till turn exactly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, nothing sneaky like that. So built in sack outlet.

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Speaker 1: Oh and built in sack outlet yeaheah. Okay, So this

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is number six six six, number five, Top five nath

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of the Guilt Leaf. Okay, this this, I'm surprised that

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this is on this list.

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Speaker 3: This line shocked that this is on this list.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, This is one hundred per not going to be

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on the list. There's no chance give it.

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Speaker 3: This is from twenty nineteen.

466
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, and this is a lor one card. Discard's actually

467
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,680
from like two we'll tell. Okay, so this a four

468
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,839
to four Elf Warrior for Gagari and three. At the

469
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:22,519
beginning of your upkeep, you may have target opponent discarded

470
00:24:22,559 --> 00:24:26,400
card at random. Okay. Whenever an opponent discards a card,

471
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:29,079
you may put a one to one green Elf Warrior

472
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:30,279
Creature token into play.

473
00:24:31,559 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 3: Ah, you're playing discard and everyone's gonna hate you.

474
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,680
Speaker 1: Yes, I feel in your Maath of the Guilt Leaf

475
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:41,319
deck you just turn that into a Turgrad deck. Yeah,

476
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:46,680
and you are just playing discard and that playing discard

477
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:52,160
has fallen out of favor because unless your commander really

478
00:24:52,279 --> 00:24:56,440
punishes people for discarding, like EH one one, that's not

479
00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:00,160
really punishing anybody. Discard is not a very good good

480
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,960
strategy and commander unless you're playing TURGERD which punishes you

481
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,160
for discarding or sacrifice. I expect that this is gonna

482
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,440
fall all the way out.

483
00:25:08,319 --> 00:25:13,160
Speaker 3: Of the top. Yeah, there's just not enough upside here. No, Yeah,

484
00:25:13,319 --> 00:25:16,920
despite it being an Elf also really cool art. Yes,

485
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,119
you know what I think I've I think I've done

486
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:22,000
altered art on every single one of the cards we've

487
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,039
talked about so far. People love, people love their Gulguri. Man.

488
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:29,039
Speaker 1: There it is. Well, let's see what number four. Let's

489
00:25:29,079 --> 00:25:32,799
go Oh, of course, of course, Okay, we're getting into

490
00:25:32,799 --> 00:25:33,519
the of courses.

491
00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:35,559
Speaker 3: Let is talk about a scumbag card.

492
00:25:35,759 --> 00:25:37,880
Speaker 1: Do you say Jared or Jaw I.

493
00:25:37,759 --> 00:25:41,599
Speaker 3: Say Jared, but I I get corrected and girod Yeah,

494
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,839
my buddy, uh my, my, my buddy, Derek. He's the

495
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,920
guy who gave me the books. Actually, he's like a

496
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,079
big lower guy and he's on.

497
00:25:48,759 --> 00:25:52,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call him Jarred jar Ad,

498
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:58,720
jar Ad jar Ad. Gulgary leech Lord Green Green, Black Black,

499
00:25:58,839 --> 00:26:02,160
two to Elf Zombie. Lots of good ship going on.

500
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:06,759
This guy is awesome when your ad Gulgary leech Lord

501
00:26:07,039 --> 00:26:10,720
lich Lord gets a plus one for each creature card

502
00:26:10,759 --> 00:26:13,240
in your graveyard. So this guy's a fucking tank, a

503
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:14,880
hundred piece, he's he's a twelve.

504
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just dump your ship in and he's yeah,

505
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,079
punching hard.

506
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you can go gulgory in one sack another creature,

507
00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:24,920
you know, to make them bigger. Each opponent loses life

508
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:28,480
equal to the sacrifice creature's power. Wow, fuck me.

509
00:26:29,039 --> 00:26:29,759
Speaker 3: Yeah.

510
00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:35,279
Speaker 1: Also there's more sacrifice, a swamp and a forest. Return

511
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:39,319
Jared Jerrod Jarad from your graveyard to your hand.

512
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,839
Speaker 3: Remember how we were talking about loops?

513
00:26:42,079 --> 00:26:42,359
Speaker 1: Yes?

514
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,440
Speaker 3: Ever heard of a card called the yagle in Miltani? Yes,

515
00:26:47,079 --> 00:26:51,759
everyone takes eighteen. Yes, and that's without any any pumps.

516
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 1: Oh god, dang, this guy's good.

517
00:26:54,039 --> 00:26:54,920
Speaker 3: This guy's a scumbag.

518
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:55,799
Speaker 1: This guy's a stud.

519
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:56,640
Speaker 3: Guy's a scumbag.

520
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:57,599
Speaker 2: Guy's a study.

521
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,079
Speaker 1: You got a scumbag? I want to I want to

522
00:26:59,079 --> 00:26:59,480
play him?

523
00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:02,039
Speaker 3: Sure, you know you know what you know?

524
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 1: You played Girodd in your What's What's card number nine,

525
00:27:07,279 --> 00:27:08,839
where each creature gets plus.

526
00:27:08,599 --> 00:27:10,319
Speaker 3: One plus one exactly exactly.

527
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,079
Speaker 1: Fuck? What was that card? Laura plays?

528
00:27:12,279 --> 00:27:16,400
Speaker 3: Uh not? Slam foot was the other one? Ship? U?

529
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:22,880
K K boy, ky boy, suck at this God.

530
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,079
Speaker 1: Doesn't even start with a K.

531
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,279
Speaker 3: It has a K in it.

532
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, Carl death prety second, you play both of these

533
00:27:30,759 --> 00:27:31,680
in that deck.

534
00:27:31,839 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 3: Sack takes six, Sack takes six, sack takes six.

535
00:27:34,079 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 1: Oh no, every time you sack they get bigger.

536
00:27:36,319 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, because they get plays take seven each ship.

537
00:27:40,039 --> 00:27:43,079
Speaker 1: No, you're still wrong, Take six, take eight, Take ten.

538
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,079
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, it's so od so good.

539
00:27:47,759 --> 00:27:51,519
Speaker 1: And as if you're as if you're not going to

540
00:27:51,559 --> 00:27:55,240
have the mana that green black whatever, you just play

541
00:27:55,279 --> 00:27:56,240
Frexien Altar and.

542
00:27:56,839 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 3: As absolute absolute where you also just sacrifice and he

543
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,599
just got fucking so good.

544
00:28:04,759 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 1: I have lost to this card as often as I

545
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,200
have lost to Azrek.

546
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 3: I take this. I've taken this card out of decks

547
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:21,720
because it feels too easy. It feels too easy, man.

548
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,960
You just get him in your bin and people are like, oh,

549
00:28:25,039 --> 00:28:27,039
he needs to die, you know what, not before I

550
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:28,039
kill you first suckers.

551
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:33,319
Speaker 1: It might be you rubbing off on me, but yeah, hey, hey,

552
00:28:33,319 --> 00:28:35,519
it might be you rubbing off on me. But I

553
00:28:35,559 --> 00:28:40,400
really like Gulgary, And you know what, Gulgary lets me

554
00:28:40,559 --> 00:28:42,680
do the things I want to do in Mono black

555
00:28:43,279 --> 00:28:49,400
but better. Yeah, more token mores, more bullshit. God dang,

556
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,599
I want to play this card now. I got one of.

557
00:28:51,519 --> 00:28:54,119
Speaker 3: These you know what too, man. Like the last couple

558
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:57,559
of sets, there's been some absolute heater cards that are

559
00:28:57,599 --> 00:28:59,680
just so gulgory and I'm like, oh my god, I

560
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,400
love this. This is like, this is the best time

561
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,599
to love that ship because man, it's getting some cool stuff.

562
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 1: We'll have to see if we see them in the

563
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,599
twenty ten of Now I can't wait the top ten. Now,

564
00:29:10,759 --> 00:29:12,640
I can't wait keep seeing the twenty ten. You know

565
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:13,000
what I mean.

566
00:29:13,279 --> 00:29:13,799
Speaker 3: I'm picking up.

567
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: So this is number four.

568
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 3: We're getting there the heat any predictions. I would like

569
00:29:20,279 --> 00:29:22,200
to see this in the top ten. This card is

570
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,680
still the jed Oh car and it's freaky sure.

571
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 1: I would love Lateral. We're gonna see it was later.

572
00:29:28,519 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 3: Already because that came week was that Innikorea.

573
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:36,559
Speaker 1: Lather roll was in call time, which was twenty That's right. Yeah,

574
00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:37,640
we're not going to.

575
00:29:40,559 --> 00:29:41,319
Speaker 3: No chatterfang.

576
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 1: Probably chatterfang. We're gonna see that one.

577
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I'm not sure that I'm I'm really curious.

578
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,119
I say, let's check it out.

579
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,119
Speaker 1: Okay, well, top three of us check it out. Then

580
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:51,839
let's go.

581
00:29:54,079 --> 00:29:55,599
Speaker 3: Oh dang, my girl.

582
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,279
Speaker 1: Uncle Brando would a guest Hipatria. This is another date

583
00:29:58,319 --> 00:30:00,160
stamp one. They knew that this card was gonna to

584
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,680
be good. This card will talk about como, this.

585
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 3: Super combo so same thing actually for one of the

586
00:30:05,119 --> 00:30:07,799
nuh for one of the secret Santas. I also made

587
00:30:07,799 --> 00:30:08,880
a hypatric combo deck.

588
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: There you go.

589
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,039
Speaker 3: Brando and I both have Hypatria dex and our our

590
00:30:13,079 --> 00:30:16,480
decks are both very different but also total scum bag,

591
00:30:16,519 --> 00:30:16,960
both of them.

592
00:30:17,079 --> 00:30:21,759
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, the diversity and the through line. Ah, it's

593
00:30:21,839 --> 00:30:23,759
it's yeah, you got them both. Okay. So this is

594
00:30:23,799 --> 00:30:28,359
a to to human cleric for Green Black. When Hypatra,

595
00:30:28,759 --> 00:30:31,559
the Zer of Poisons deals combat damage to a player,

596
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,240
you may put a minus one counter on target creature.

597
00:30:35,839 --> 00:30:38,000
Whenever you put one or more minus ones on a creature,

598
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,960
you create a green and green snake token with that touch.

599
00:30:43,519 --> 00:30:44,839
Speaker 3: So good, So.

600
00:30:46,839 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: You how does it work? Whenever you put a minus one,

601
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,200
you get a guy, and whenever you get a guy,

602
00:30:54,279 --> 00:30:56,559
you put a minus one. That's the like there's a loop.

603
00:30:56,839 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's I can't remember the name of the card,

604
00:30:58,519 --> 00:31:01,000
but it's it's basically, anytime something with a minus one

605
00:31:01,079 --> 00:31:03,640
minus one counter dies, yep, you can put a minus

606
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,400
one minus counter minus one counter on something else. So

607
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,160
you minus one one of your snakes, yes, and then

608
00:31:09,359 --> 00:31:12,240
go yes and aristocrats everyone to.

609
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 1: Death, Aristocrats everyone to death, or et B everyone today,

610
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,000
depending exactly depending.

611
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:17,279
Speaker 3: On what you have.

612
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 1: Et B draw card till you do. There's also like.

613
00:31:20,319 --> 00:31:25,319
Speaker 3: A bunch of uh uh, what's that card Verdian revel,

614
00:31:25,599 --> 00:31:29,279
the one that makes uh I can't remember what the

615
00:31:29,279 --> 00:31:31,319
heck it does. It makes like one one elf tokens,

616
00:31:31,359 --> 00:31:33,880
and there's just a whole bunch of stuff. This thing

617
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:38,200
combos with absolutely everything minus one's minus one counters have

618
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,799
gotten a ton of support in the last couple of

619
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:40,359
sets too.

620
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 1: You know, you know what I find with Hypatra and

621
00:31:43,559 --> 00:31:46,079
cards like Hypatra. Whenever you put a minus one on

622
00:31:46,119 --> 00:31:50,799
a thing, do another thing. What will happen is you'll

623
00:31:50,799 --> 00:31:53,799
play a card and you'll go, oh, I'm gonna do this,

624
00:31:54,559 --> 00:31:58,039
I'm gonna do it again. Oh oh, I'm gonna do

625
00:31:58,079 --> 00:32:01,359
it again. It goes infinite and I didn't actually know.

626
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, and can you believe it? This card also combos

627
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:09,039
with yogmoth. Oh yeah, can you believe it? No, unbelievable, right, yeah,

628
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,160
yogmath combos.

629
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: That's some bullshit. We saw yoagmath and we've been modo black.

630
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:16,799
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, yeah, So, I mean, card's a heater,

631
00:32:19,319 --> 00:32:21,720
really really really powerful. I remember this is to actually

632
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:24,200
be a CDH commander too back.

633
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 1: So this is top three worthy and yeah, a very

634
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:31,400
definitely something that we've noticed. When we get closer to

635
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:37,400
number ones than zan Now's, we say this is a

636
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:42,559
CEDH commander. Also, this is a regular commander. Okay, it

637
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,279
has different builds. And like you said, you and Brando

638
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,480
both have haatra that both do different things.

639
00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 3: Yeah. I tried to make my hypatraa as like nice

640
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,440
as I possibly could, and it's still Actually Dougy uh

641
00:32:54,279 --> 00:32:57,079
rookie of the Yokie of the Year, Rookie of the Year, Dougie,

642
00:32:57,279 --> 00:33:03,720
he borrowed my hypatridack at like a friendly uh commander challenge.

643
00:33:04,119 --> 00:33:07,079
The at the LGS guys just beat him up. He

644
00:33:07,079 --> 00:33:09,000
had to apologize. He said, it's not my deck, this

645
00:33:09,039 --> 00:33:12,119
is Brad's deck. Blame him, he said, blame him. He

646
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,720
did this, Yes, And I was like, Dougie, like, this

647
00:33:14,759 --> 00:33:16,759
is the nicest way I could possibly do it.

648
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 1: Yes, still still did well.

649
00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:22,519
Speaker 3: I think he still did pretty good though. So it's good.

650
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 1: It's good. Well, pot your number three definitely top three worth,

651
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,960
great awesome card. Okay, Well, let's let's see if the

652
00:33:28,039 --> 00:33:30,079
other ones are top three worthy. I like, I like

653
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:34,240
being blindsided by what they actually are and being like, ah, yeah,

654
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,279
so number two number.

655
00:33:36,039 --> 00:33:39,119
Speaker 3: Two, Yeah, yeah, it's wrong. And we talked about this, Yeah,

656
00:33:40,119 --> 00:33:45,680
you want to talk about scumbag, Yeah, I talk about

657
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:46,720
Is this the Dredge.

658
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:50,319
Speaker 1: Commander sort of? Yeah, oh definitely. And I know I've

659
00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:52,720
told a story on the show before, so I'll be quit.

660
00:33:52,839 --> 00:33:54,519
But I also know that the guy who did it

661
00:33:54,519 --> 00:33:57,400
to me listens from Calary, because of course he is.

662
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:58,559
Speaker 3: Oh I met that guy.

663
00:33:58,839 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, mallst of five we're playing CEDH like podplus

664
00:34:02,799 --> 00:34:07,440
right now, win double the prizes. Malls to five kills

665
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:11,119
me on his turn one. I didn't even play. He

666
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:17,840
went second in turn order. I was going fourth. Fucking

667
00:34:18,119 --> 00:34:22,760
didn't even play magic. We like he scooped up and

668
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:25,920
like we started game two. I just kept the same hand.

669
00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:32,960
I'm ready. I'll just go back to forty. Didn't even

670
00:34:33,039 --> 00:34:36,199
play get Trug. Okay, So this is a six to

671
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:39,360
six Brog horror date stamped again, of course, because they

672
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:43,000
knew that this card was a banger. Ye Gulgarian three

673
00:34:43,519 --> 00:34:46,480
that Dutch at the beginning of your upkeep sacrifice getrog

674
00:34:46,559 --> 00:34:51,119
unless you sacrifice a land. I've seen it go both ways. Yeah, okay,

675
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:56,280
but usually people sacrifice a land because it's last ability,

676
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:59,840
which I'll get to. Whenever you play a sorry, you

677
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:02,239
can play an additional land on each of your turns

678
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,960
worth mentioning worth mentioning. Yeah, the last ability whenever one

679
00:35:06,199 --> 00:35:10,159
or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere,

680
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:14,880
draw card. So the thing with this is you have

681
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:19,400
a little land called dak More Salvage that has dredge.

682
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:29,320
So if you would draw a card instead, you dredged instead,

683
00:35:30,199 --> 00:35:35,000
you return the card with dredge from your graveyard on

684
00:35:35,119 --> 00:35:40,119
top of your library, and you mill two cards, right

685
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:41,280
is that not?

686
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 3: It's stupid.

687
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 1: Oh you're you're shaking your.

688
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 3: Head because I'm like, I'm like, oh my god, I can't.

689
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:50,199
Speaker 1: You shook your head and I was like, wait, wrong, no, no, no,

690
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,159
dredge is just that. I'm like, okay. So the other

691
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,920
thing you do is you have a tranquil thicket or

692
00:35:56,039 --> 00:36:02,119
a Baron Moore. Those are green or black lands with cycling.

693
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:05,599
So what you do is pay a black, let's say,

694
00:36:06,639 --> 00:36:12,039
and you discard your Baron Moore to draw card. Okay,

695
00:36:12,119 --> 00:36:15,679
if the Dackmore Salvage is in my graveyard, I mill

696
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:19,199
two and put it into my hand and I draw

697
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:25,320
card because I dredged, dredged, and and I had a

698
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,599
land hit my fucking bin.

699
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:28,119
Speaker 3: Yep.

700
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 1: And if I can generate another black some way or somehow,

701
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,079
I can do that over and over and over again

702
00:36:36,159 --> 00:36:39,960
and draw my whole or mill, my whole library.

703
00:36:40,039 --> 00:36:41,599
Speaker 3: Can I tell some Can I tell a funny story

704
00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:42,199
about Dredge?

705
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:42,559
Speaker 1: Yes?

706
00:36:42,639 --> 00:36:44,800
Speaker 3: And it was originally designed. I learned this actually not

707
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,239
that long ago. When it was originally designed, it was

708
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,480
it was just a replacement. So it was if you

709
00:36:50,519 --> 00:36:52,599
were going to draw a card instead, put this card

710
00:36:52,599 --> 00:36:55,360
into your hand. The mill got added later.

711
00:36:55,599 --> 00:36:58,599
Speaker 1: Oh so Dredge to Dredge six.

712
00:36:58,519 --> 00:37:01,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, I dreaded six Yeah, Dredge the classic stinky imp

713
00:37:02,079 --> 00:37:02,679
like that.

714
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 1: Gulgary Grave trolled Dredge six yeah.

715
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,599
Speaker 3: For only card. I think that's been banned, unbanned, and

716
00:37:09,599 --> 00:37:10,400
then banned again.

717
00:37:12,159 --> 00:37:17,079
Speaker 1: I asked Brando one time. He's he's played Dredge in legacy, vintage,

718
00:37:17,159 --> 00:37:22,119
extended Commander. He played Dredge basically every format, I said, Brando.

719
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:24,440
If there was a card that said Dredge twenty you

720
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,320
go to one life, would you play it? He goes yes,

721
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,159
without a time, I would play four of those without

722
00:37:28,199 --> 00:37:28,719
it out in my.

723
00:37:28,639 --> 00:37:34,599
Speaker 3: Mind yeah, yeah, so uh yeah, And I'm like because

724
00:37:35,079 --> 00:37:37,480
the and the the design reason was, oh, we just

725
00:37:37,519 --> 00:37:39,679
don't want someone to be able to do this again

726
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:41,920
and again and again, so we added the mill so

727
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,199
it would you know, they were limited by the size

728
00:37:44,199 --> 00:37:44,599
of their deck.

729
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:50,639
Speaker 1: Well, and when you're playing Gulguri inlimited, like, dredge six

730
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:53,119
actually matters if you do that two times. True, like

731
00:37:53,159 --> 00:37:57,159
that matters because you could deck yourself. But dredge six

732
00:37:57,159 --> 00:37:59,800
when you're playing fucking Legacy and you want to deck yourself.

733
00:38:00,519 --> 00:38:03,119
The only thing about get Trog Monster and the dak

734
00:38:03,199 --> 00:38:05,159
More Salvage and the baron More, how do you keep

735
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:08,559
making black again? How do you keep doing that?

736
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,159
Speaker 3: I fuck, I don't remember there. I never I never

737
00:38:11,199 --> 00:38:14,360
actually played Getrog. I've just been pounded by Getrog a

738
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:15,039
million times.

739
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:19,079
Speaker 1: Get Trog is really weird too, because whenever one or

740
00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:22,159
more lands is put into your graveyard from anywhere, draw card.

741
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:26,000
So like in my lands deck, let's say where I

742
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,039
have sixty eight or sixty nine land. If I'm moving

743
00:38:29,079 --> 00:38:31,400
to clean up and have to discard down to eight,

744
00:38:32,159 --> 00:38:36,760
I discard a land and draw card and I'm oh, sorry,

745
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:40,159
down at discard down to seven? I discard a land

746
00:38:40,559 --> 00:38:43,920
down to seven, get Trog draws me a card again,

747
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:45,960
so I'm at eight, so I have to reclean up,

748
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:46,800
and you can.

749
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 3: Rip that library, your entire library. Yeah, yeah, there's a

750
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:50,519
bunch of stuff.

751
00:38:50,559 --> 00:38:52,880
Speaker 1: You can draw a non land off of your get trog,

752
00:38:53,159 --> 00:38:55,199
but your cleanup says that you still have to go

753
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:56,760
to seven. So if I have a land in my hand,

754
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,559
I can do it again. Just keep ripping and you

755
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:00,599
just keep ripping. And I actually won a game when

756
00:39:00,599 --> 00:39:02,559
I was at like two life because I ripped her

757
00:39:02,599 --> 00:39:05,760
my whole deck and then I had something hit my

758
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,519
graveyard that I was like, Oh, I'm gonna get that back.

759
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,320
I'm gonna I'm gonna play this maze of youth out

760
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,480
of my graveyard now. And now you can't get me

761
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:17,880
ye sorry, yeah, get drug get rug, Uh.

762
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,280
Speaker 3: Does horrible, does horrible things to good people?

763
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,320
Speaker 1: Number number two of now or sorry, number two of

764
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,159
then definitely gonna be on the now list.

765
00:39:25,199 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 3: I would be shocked if it wasn't. Yeah, and also

766
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:31,599
implications as well, Yeah, for sure. And also such cool art,

767
00:39:32,639 --> 00:39:33,320
such cool.

768
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:36,280
Speaker 1: Art, lots of different I'm scared of that, froggy guys,

769
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:39,480
lots of different. Uh, secret layers and reprints and.

770
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 3: Stuff too, right, Yeah, some some pretty iconic ones actually too.

771
00:39:43,039 --> 00:39:44,760
He's got a freaking arm hanging out of his mouth.

772
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,119
Speaker 1: I know whose arm is that? That's I think that's

773
00:39:47,119 --> 00:39:49,599
a callback to a card from Ice Age called chub

774
00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:52,920
Toad that we have definitely talked about on Commander Cookout

775
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:57,199
a lot, because how can we Brando and I not

776
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,159
talk about a card named chub Toad.

777
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's I'm pretty sure Gary's got a chubb Toad

778
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:02,199
right now.

779
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:03,639
Speaker 1: Yes, just because you're here.

780
00:40:04,559 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 3: It's just looking at me in the eyes.

781
00:40:06,039 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, okay, number one of then this is

782
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,400
it's what's going to be.

783
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 3: Oh my damn it, dumbass is stupid if you Alex

784
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:22,000
plays this and we fucking pile on every time.

785
00:40:22,119 --> 00:40:26,760
Speaker 1: This is the mirror and human Sham Green Black two.

786
00:40:27,159 --> 00:40:30,199
Whenever another creature you control dies, you get an experience counter.

787
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,199
Oh like all the time.

788
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,119
Speaker 3: Every single every second.

789
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, at the beginning of your end step, choose target

790
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:41,360
creature in your graveyard. If that creature's converted manecost is

791
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,800
less than are equal to the number of experienced counters,

792
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,320
get it to the battlefield. Otherwise, put it in your hand.

793
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,599
So like if I have three experienced counters and I

794
00:40:51,639 --> 00:40:55,199
have a two drop in my graveyard battlefield.

795
00:40:54,639 --> 00:40:57,880
Speaker 3: Oh my god, or just like there's so much stuff

796
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:58,719
you can do with this.

797
00:40:58,599 --> 00:41:01,599
Speaker 1: And every turn it's a fucking merciless executioner and I

798
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:02,760
lose my whole team.

799
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:06,800
Speaker 3: Or what the fuck? Why can't I think of the

800
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:09,840
freaking one that brings other stuff back from your bin?

801
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:11,239
Eternal witness?

802
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 1: Yes, it's always an eternal witness getting back a merciless executioner.

803
00:41:15,159 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 3: Who's got the stinky deck?

804
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:21,320
Speaker 1: TMS fucking alex oh also TMS Yeah yeah, the original

805
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,000
CCO raw Dog deck is a Maren deck, and Tyler

806
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,079
matuley Stone has.

807
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:27,599
Speaker 3: It, and that deck is fucking good and could have

808
00:41:27,599 --> 00:41:30,119
been stinky. Yeah, it's really stinky. I've seen Tyler matuley

809
00:41:30,159 --> 00:41:32,119
Stone wipe a beer off a pool table with that deck.

810
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 1: Well that's the only thing you've seen him wipe.

811
00:41:35,519 --> 00:41:37,559
Speaker 3: Didn't he put some cards in the dirt or something,

812
00:41:37,599 --> 00:41:38,360
and then he also.

813
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 1: Mushed a piece of sausage from a hot pocket in between,

814
00:41:44,079 --> 00:41:52,480
like by folding in half a white bordered Bullus's citadel. Yeah, yeah, growth,

815
00:41:52,599 --> 00:41:55,000
we use that deck to wipe up spilled beer so

816
00:41:55,039 --> 00:41:56,800
it didn't get a duel land wet.

817
00:41:57,079 --> 00:41:59,079
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

818
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:03,039
Speaker 1: That deck, the deck box or that deck was a

819
00:42:03,079 --> 00:42:07,159
box of dirt. This is all real. We're not making

820
00:42:07,159 --> 00:42:07,679
any of this up.

821
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,519
Speaker 3: That deck smells like shit.

822
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:13,519
Speaker 1: We we folded and then folded the other way so

823
00:42:13,559 --> 00:42:17,760
it rectangled cards and ripped them into quarters and then

824
00:42:18,079 --> 00:42:21,679
stuck them back together with CEO stickers. Commander crookod dot com.

825
00:42:21,679 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 3: If you want, god, yeah, yeah, I'm just trying to think.

826
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:27,280
What else, my god, I just remember I forget why.

827
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,679
But someone was like someone just burned a hole in

828
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:30,480
a couple of the land.

829
00:42:30,599 --> 00:42:32,679
Speaker 1: There is a bunch of cards in that deck that

830
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:37,920
have holes burnt through them from cigarettes and pipes and blowtorches.

831
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:42,000
And we barbecued one of those cards. Mac put one

832
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,639
in the microwave and I said, Mac, it's a foil.

833
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:48,360
Don't make it's a foil. Make sure it doesn't start

834
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:54,199
on fire. He hit one second fire, so stinky, so funny.

835
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,480
You weren't there for that one. The microwave. The microwave

836
00:42:57,599 --> 00:43:00,920
card one was the funniest. Mac laughed so hard he

837
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,960
was gagging. That sounds right, Oh man, that was funny.

838
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,280
He's gonna he's gonna remember that.

839
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 3: Max is gonna be gonna be just having the best

840
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:08,159
time of my life.

841
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:11,280
Speaker 1: Literally just said, don't start it on fire, and he

842
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,079
hit the button and it started on fire.

843
00:43:14,159 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 3: I can't even imagine, though. That must fucking smell terrible.

844
00:43:17,159 --> 00:43:19,960
Is that why that deck smells a little bad? Plus

845
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,039
all the beer and just assorted stinks. I'm just gonna

846
00:43:23,079 --> 00:43:24,199
I'm just plus TMS.

847
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna equate it to organic material.

848
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:34,360
Speaker 3: Yes, just generally, you know, like uh like Gulgari just recycling,

849
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:40,280
you know, perfect Risen from the dirt speaking.

850
00:43:46,039 --> 00:43:50,559
Speaker 1: Hey, boss, you guys doing the show. I'm gonna from

851
00:43:50,599 --> 00:43:54,320
the dirt, old old number one. Maren's Maren.

852
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,159
Speaker 3: What we're just talking about? T m S is stinky, Marenda.

853
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,679
Speaker 1: She's never on mac put the card in the microwave.

854
00:44:01,599 --> 00:44:02,559
Speaker 3: How bad did that smell?

855
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,679
Speaker 1: It wasn't the worst smell. I well, he smelled some

856
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:16,199
stinking been for some there already there as we say, okay,

857
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:21,760
so that is the number one of them, the number

858
00:44:22,599 --> 00:44:26,079
ten through one of now go quicker because we've seen.

859
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 3: A bunch of Oh we got a cruise through.

860
00:44:27,119 --> 00:44:30,800
Speaker 1: But we do have to note any universes beyond.

861
00:44:30,559 --> 00:44:34,199
Speaker 3: Because also just like weird exceptions, like like like I

862
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:36,000
have a feeling we're going to see some like pre

863
00:44:36,079 --> 00:44:37,719
con commanders might want to kind of mention this.

864
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:38,559
Speaker 1: I've seen a couple here.

865
00:44:38,639 --> 00:44:40,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, true, true, true.

866
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:42,079
Speaker 1: Ups and downs like jumps and.

867
00:44:42,039 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 3: Kind of differences and trends.

868
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:43,599
Speaker 1: Yeah.

869
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, very very curious to see this.

870
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 1: But before that, we got to check out Uncle Brando's

871
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,119
butthole drawing.

872
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:56,519
Speaker 3: Let's do it. The gulgaria going on there.

873
00:44:56,599 --> 00:44:57,400
Speaker 1: I actually like that.

874
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 3: This beer is delicious.

875
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:03,440
Speaker 1: Yes, big show to pile of bones. Yeah, keeping keeping Rusty.

876
00:45:03,559 --> 00:45:06,320
Speaker 3: Jones fuel, keeping, keeping me hydrated.

877
00:45:06,639 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 1: Okay, the number ten of now, Brad.

878
00:45:10,199 --> 00:45:13,559
Speaker 3: Did a pretty good job on that one. Number two. Yeah,

879
00:45:13,599 --> 00:45:14,519
that's the secretly that's.

880
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 1: What he fell nine slots he was two, now he's ten. Yeah,

881
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:20,559
well it's our second biggest fall.

882
00:45:21,199 --> 00:45:24,280
Speaker 3: Oh you don't see him in CDH anymore.

883
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 1: No.

884
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,840
Speaker 3: People people see get rock Monster and go is it

885
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,880
that get Rod deck And everyone goes no, And then

886
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,880
they're lying pieces of ship and it always is, it

887
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:38,440
always is, So I mean that makes sense. You see

888
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,519
the get wrong people just go fucking punch this guy

889
00:45:40,519 --> 00:45:42,920
in the face. As hard as he can and he's

890
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,480
still five man. So you're basically you got three turns

891
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:48,039
to just get freaking punched.

892
00:45:48,159 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 1: Real hard off.

893
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's maybe a little too slow for where you

894
00:45:51,159 --> 00:45:51,519
want to be.

895
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:55,360
Speaker 1: Yes. Also, all of the stuff we said last time

896
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:58,880
still true though. Yeah. Yeah, don't funk around.

897
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,159
Speaker 3: Do not fuck around. That thing comes on the table,

898
00:46:01,199 --> 00:46:02,119
you're be.

899
00:46:02,079 --> 00:46:03,840
Speaker 1: Prepared to get a fast eating out.

900
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:06,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna get bad. Way, you're gonna get smushed.

901
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 1: Yep. Okay, So number nine Rendm rand Ma Creaking Nest.

902
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:19,440
This is a scarecrow from uh, what's the horror sets?

903
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was gonna say, this is actually a really

904
00:46:22,039 --> 00:46:22,480
cool card.

905
00:46:22,599 --> 00:46:27,239
Speaker 1: Okay. It's a five to five for Gulgarian three legendary

906
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:32,960
artifact creature scarecrow, which is cool all by itself. Menace reach.

907
00:46:33,119 --> 00:46:37,719
When Randma Creaking Nest enters, and whenever you play a

908
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:42,599
card with two or more card types, each player creates

909
00:46:42,639 --> 00:46:45,679
a two to two tapped bird creature token with flying

910
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,639
The tokens are goaded for the rest of the game.

911
00:46:49,199 --> 00:46:52,559
Speaker 3: You make a swarm of crows basically.

912
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 1: But you get them. If I'm playing Rendma and I

913
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,199
play it like an artifact creature. You get a bird

914
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:00,719
and it's good. It's good, and so.

915
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:04,599
Speaker 3: Can attack exactly. So the scarecrow is keeping the crows

916
00:47:04,599 --> 00:47:05,199
and with the crows.

917
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:06,079
Speaker 1: That's cool.

918
00:47:06,119 --> 00:47:06,519
Speaker 3: That's cool.

919
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 1: That's really cool. I like that.

920
00:47:08,039 --> 00:47:08,679
Speaker 3: It's pretty cool.

921
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:09,199
Speaker 1: I want that.

922
00:47:09,519 --> 00:47:10,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want I can go.

923
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,079
Speaker 1: Along with my CEO bird token where it's just a

924
00:47:13,119 --> 00:47:16,400
middle tre with the CEO logo. They flipping him the bird.

925
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:18,199
Speaker 3: I actually the first time I ever saw this card

926
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:20,800
was in Calgary and one of the guys from Rogue's

927
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:24,320
Passage had a Randmond deck. Man, it was really cool.

928
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:32,800
Speaker 1: You mean younger, longer, nicer hair, more handsome Rando definitely

929
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,760
smaller wing definitely from Rogues Passage. Yeah, that guy.

930
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if it was. I don't remember

931
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:39,159
which one it was. It might have been brown if

932
00:47:39,199 --> 00:47:39,599
it wasn't Brow.

933
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:42,800
Speaker 1: Definitely younger, with longer, nicer hair, and more hands He.

934
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:43,760
Speaker 3: Is a very handsome guy.

935
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 1: Yeah.

936
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:48,039
Speaker 3: But uh but yeah, I mean one of them had

937
00:47:48,079 --> 00:47:49,880
a Redmo deck and it was cool and I was like,

938
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:51,559
what the hell is this thing? I was reading it,

939
00:47:51,599 --> 00:47:53,119
I was like, whoa, this is awesome.

940
00:47:53,199 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 1: Seventeen lines of text.

941
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,159
Speaker 3: Yeah it was, it was, but man. Cool.

942
00:47:56,559 --> 00:47:59,800
Speaker 1: Once you once you understand what it does, it's pretty straightforward.

943
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:01,159
Speaker 3: You're like, give me that bird, give me that bird.

944
00:48:01,159 --> 00:48:03,480
I want to hit that guy with it. Yeah fly yeah,

945
00:48:03,519 --> 00:48:04,639
oh yeah little flyers.

946
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:06,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, well cool. I would build this.

947
00:48:06,519 --> 00:48:07,039
Speaker 3: That was cool.

948
00:48:07,159 --> 00:48:11,039
Speaker 1: I would build this. Not a universe is beyond card Nope,

949
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:12,559
no number eight pre concord though.

950
00:48:14,599 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Hazel, Hazel the hazy bloom.

951
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 1: Okay, squirrels, Yes, squirrel druid three five for grigory and

952
00:48:22,519 --> 00:48:28,280
two tap pay two life tap x untapped tokens you control.

953
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:31,519
Add that many mannas, So I wonder what kind of

954
00:48:31,639 --> 00:48:35,039
tokens those are gonna wonder if I make infinite squirrels.

955
00:48:35,039 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 3: If you call that current design things, it seems good.

956
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 1: At the beginning of your end step, create a token

957
00:48:42,079 --> 00:48:45,440
that's a copy of target token you control. If that

958
00:48:45,519 --> 00:48:51,239
token is a squirrel, instead, make two. I don't know

959
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:52,880
if we need to go into what's going on here.

960
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:56,360
This is the squirrel jerkoff Commander two point.

961
00:48:56,199 --> 00:48:58,519
Speaker 3: Zero, A lot of fucking squirrels and a lot of man.

962
00:48:58,639 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 1: And the other one is going to be the other

963
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,880
a jerk off squirrel one that we all know is

964
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:02,639
gonna be all.

965
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:04,079
Speaker 3: We all know what's going to be there. That's good.

966
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,559
Maybe there's gonna be another squirrel one that we're not

967
00:49:06,599 --> 00:49:07,480
prepped for, whom.

968
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,519
Speaker 1: I hope so but I never prepped for.

969
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:12,320
Speaker 3: But or Gerbil buddy mine has a hazel deck and

970
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,440
it's really freaking good. Yeah, and you gotta just do

971
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:16,400
what you can, just slip down because that it just

972
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:21,039
goes and then you're dead well very powerful.

973
00:49:21,199 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 1: I don't know if there's any more explanation.

974
00:49:23,159 --> 00:49:25,920
Speaker 3: I think that's pretty much it. Squirrels, squirrels, pump.

975
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 1: Well seven, Whither Bloom the Balancer.

976
00:49:31,599 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 3: Goddamn right, what the fuck is this car card?

977
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:38,559
Speaker 1: Is this brand new? Yeah? It's uh, this is from

978
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:44,199
This is from Carl fucking awesome. Last week we saw

979
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:49,559
a dragon, the black white one from New Strixhaven. This

980
00:49:49,599 --> 00:49:50,519
week they saw it again.

981
00:49:50,559 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 3: They're all cracked like the they're the they're the dragons

982
00:49:53,519 --> 00:49:56,679
from the schools or whatever, and almost all of them

983
00:49:56,679 --> 00:49:58,119
are just busted to hell.

984
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 1: Yes, Wither Bloom a balance.

985
00:50:00,559 --> 00:50:01,760
Speaker 3: You're gonna like this card.

986
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:06,519
Speaker 1: Green black six Elder Dragon so we can play eh

987
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:10,880
five to five. I remember this card the affinity for

988
00:50:11,039 --> 00:50:14,840
creatures in Gulguri. Can you imagine for creatures. Are you

989
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:19,920
gonna have some flying death touch instance and sorcery spells

990
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:22,280
you cast have affinity for creatures?

991
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 3: Affinity.

992
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:30,199
Speaker 1: My favorite thing is reducing or cheating manocosts. Okay, it's

993
00:50:30,199 --> 00:50:31,159
not even like cooks.

994
00:50:31,199 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 3: It's affinity. It just has to exist.

995
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:39,880
Speaker 1: Among my favorite things. Cheating manocosts, but stuff which we're

996
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:43,559
gonna be doing in glary and mil This guy doesn't milk,

997
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:46,599
but he probably wouldn't hate it if you would, because

998
00:50:46,599 --> 00:50:47,840
you know what else you can do in your mill

999
00:50:48,159 --> 00:50:51,199
mass reanimate in black and then cast your guys for

1000
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:52,320
fucking nothing.

1001
00:50:52,039 --> 00:50:55,199
Speaker 3: Fucking right, even like some flashback or whatever the hell like,

1002
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:56,960
just get some good stuff in there.

1003
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:04,239
Speaker 1: Among my favorite things, flashing, not in a magic related context, yes, flashing.

1004
00:51:05,119 --> 00:51:07,280
Speaker 3: Yes, so this card is insane.

1005
00:51:08,559 --> 00:51:09,599
Speaker 1: This guy slaps.

1006
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:11,679
Speaker 3: I haven't seen it out in the wild, but if

1007
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,079
I did, I would be terrified and I would expect

1008
00:51:14,119 --> 00:51:15,639
to die very quickly.

1009
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what I will criticize here, he's only

1010
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,800
a five to five. That's not very much power and toughness.

1011
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,280
Speaker 3: That's your criticism.

1012
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:29,079
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean that's my criticism. That's the worst part

1013
00:51:29,079 --> 00:51:33,039
of death touch for two.

1014
00:51:33,159 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.

1015
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't know, is it even that good?

1016
00:51:37,119 --> 00:51:37,559
I don't know.

1017
00:51:37,679 --> 00:51:38,119
Speaker 3: I mean.

1018
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:44,199
Speaker 1: Ship instance and sorceries have affinity for.

1019
00:51:44,559 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 3: I can see the gears in your head just spinning.

1020
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:49,039
Isn't that crazy?

1021
00:51:49,199 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1022
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,159
Speaker 3: That cards, Yeah, that's.

1023
00:51:51,079 --> 00:51:54,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's what it was. The next one, number six,

1024
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:57,239
number six, guy slaps.

1025
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:58,800
Speaker 3: That's crazy, chicks.

1026
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,679
Speaker 1: And what do we say, slaps and class as cheeks

1027
00:52:00,679 --> 00:52:01,480
and cheeks.

1028
00:52:01,159 --> 00:52:02,199
Speaker 3: The old slap and tickle.

1029
00:52:02,639 --> 00:52:04,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think there's any tickle.

1030
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 3: It's your girl.

1031
00:52:06,639 --> 00:52:08,280
Speaker 1: Universe is university. Let's go.

1032
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:09,599
Speaker 3: This is number six.

1033
00:52:09,679 --> 00:52:11,880
Speaker 1: This is a ub At six. This is because it's

1034
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:15,719
the de facto Spider Commander. Yeah, and and that that

1035
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,360
is I want to touch on that. Actually, that's the reason.

1036
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,599
The reason that this is in the top ten is

1037
00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:26,480
because it is the Spider Commander, so in both one

1038
00:52:26,559 --> 00:52:30,639
hundred percent of the Spider color. So it isn't because

1039
00:52:30,639 --> 00:52:35,119
this card is so particularly strong, except if you're playing

1040
00:52:35,159 --> 00:52:37,519
Lord of the Rings limited. It is literally the best card,

1041
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,679
extremely good. But it's the Spider Commander. So this is

1042
00:52:40,679 --> 00:52:43,880
Shelab child of angoliand it's an eight eight spider and

1043
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:47,960
it says demon on it, which matters relevant green black

1044
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:52,079
or death touch ward two because everything has Ward two.

1045
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:54,800
Other spiders you control have death touch and ward two

1046
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:58,400
because literally everything has Ward two. It says it right

1047
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:01,920
on the card. Whenever another creature dealt damage this turn

1048
00:53:02,119 --> 00:53:06,840
by ass spider you controlled dies, create a token that's

1049
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:10,320
a copy of that creature, except it's a food with sacrifice.

1050
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:11,039
Game three Life.

1051
00:53:11,039 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 3: This card is pretty cool. This card also kind of

1052
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:16,320
worth mentioning. This is kind of the first one of

1053
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:19,559
these commanders we've seen that does anything with foods.

1054
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:24,119
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, lots of things do stuff with foods now. Yeah,

1055
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:27,599
Spider Man's got food stuff, Turtle's got food stuff place.

1056
00:53:27,679 --> 00:53:29,079
Speaker 3: Now, this is kind of the first one we saw,

1057
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:31,159
but I mean that the flavor on this card that

1058
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:32,400
is just unbelievable.

1059
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:35,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, turn your turn your guy.

1060
00:53:35,039 --> 00:53:37,519
Speaker 3: Into food into a snack, and anything.

1061
00:53:37,159 --> 00:53:38,880
Speaker 1: That Spider's kill turns into food.

1062
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you give your spiders death touch, so then

1063
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:44,199
you can just fight stuff and then it dies and

1064
00:53:44,199 --> 00:53:45,000
then you get it.

1065
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:50,679
Speaker 1: I uh, I would like to paint this and play

1066
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:55,400
it with lots of spider webs on it, and I

1067
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:56,639
think it's really good.

1068
00:53:57,159 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 3: This is a really cool card.

1069
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,519
Speaker 1: I have very definitely lost to this card and Lord

1070
00:54:00,519 --> 00:54:03,360
of the Rings Limited never opened it in a pool

1071
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:04,239
or drafted it.

1072
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:10,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, Austin has a a deck of this and it's

1073
00:54:10,159 --> 00:54:10,679
pretty cool.

1074
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, Spiders, it's.

1075
00:54:13,159 --> 00:54:15,719
Speaker 3: More getting the foods and doing stuff.

1076
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,639
Speaker 1: It's more kind of compe a chef.

1077
00:54:17,679 --> 00:54:21,440
Speaker 3: Hey, yeah, exactly that he loves that stuff. Cosplayed is

1078
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:22,639
a chef, but.

1079
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:26,079
Speaker 1: One in Atlanta. Yeah. Sure he was asking to shack

1080
00:54:26,159 --> 00:54:30,360
up in the discord. One of the benefits.

1081
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:35,280
Speaker 3: People shack up with some strangers in a far away city. Yeah, totally.

1082
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:39,360
Speaker 1: Stations sound far far from far from harm I'm sure.

1083
00:54:39,519 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 3: Atlanta is actually pretty cool place. Man. I've been there

1084
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:42,840
before and I really enjoyed my time there.

1085
00:54:43,079 --> 00:54:45,760
Speaker 1: Only the airport for me, the biggest airport in North

1086
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:49,760
America really by by total passengers annually. Yeah.

1087
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 3: I never would have.

1088
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:51,920
Speaker 1: Guess that, man, Man, nobody would.

1089
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:52,920
Speaker 3: This is a cool ass card though.

1090
00:54:53,039 --> 00:54:55,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, she loves playing it. Play drafted. If you're playing

1091
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:58,599
Lord of the Six man ate eight very powerful fuck

1092
00:55:00,079 --> 00:55:00,599
number five.

1093
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:02,440
Speaker 3: Oh this card, what.

1094
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 1: With the freaking camelton?

1095
00:55:05,679 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 3: This is this is hysterical, This is.

1096
00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:12,440
Speaker 1: High perfect morecant Okay, this is an elf noble, so

1097
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:15,000
get your Noble decks. Yeah, I like Noble. Yeah, it's

1098
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,159
a four to four for Ggari two four for four

1099
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,920
when high perfect Morkant or another l few control enters,

1100
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:25,519
each opponent blights one whatever. Oh my god, Okay, so

1101
00:55:25,559 --> 00:55:26,480
what is what is blite one?

1102
00:55:26,519 --> 00:55:30,159
Speaker 3: Mean? Blight is each opponent or you put a minus

1103
00:55:30,159 --> 00:55:33,159
one minus one encounter on a creature you control. Oh okay,

1104
00:55:33,199 --> 00:55:35,159
so each opponent puts a minus one minus one counter

1105
00:55:35,199 --> 00:55:38,559
on a creature they control. Sure, So so Patrick goes

1106
00:55:38,559 --> 00:55:40,519
in this deck without a doubt in my mind. The

1107
00:55:40,559 --> 00:55:42,000
other thing is that the car that we were talking

1108
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,360
about earlier, the Ritian Revel, I think it's called the

1109
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:46,559
elf one. I'm pretty sure it just goes infinite with

1110
00:55:46,599 --> 00:55:47,360
this friggin thing.

1111
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 1: And hold on, I haven't even read the next three

1112
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:51,159
lines of text.

1113
00:55:51,519 --> 00:55:52,440
Speaker 3: It doesn't even matter.

1114
00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:56,559
Speaker 1: Tap three untapped elves you control, proliferate, No, that matters.

1115
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,599
Speaker 3: That's pretty freaking pretty Yeah, that's very It's.

1116
00:55:59,519 --> 00:56:01,639
Speaker 1: Pretty good, especially if I don't know I have like

1117
00:56:02,199 --> 00:56:05,480
infinite l exactly. And just as I'm doing some Gulgary

1118
00:56:05,599 --> 00:56:09,760
bullshit and poison count because I'm doing some Gulgary.

1119
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:12,400
Speaker 3: Because we're in the colors for poison.

1120
00:56:12,679 --> 00:56:15,480
Speaker 1: Very yeah, very notable that this card is very new.

1121
00:56:15,519 --> 00:56:20,039
It's from Clips yet and that just came out a

1122
00:56:20,039 --> 00:56:23,840
couple months ago. It's already skyrocketed to on five top five,

1123
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:26,920
top five of all time. A little bit of recency

1124
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:29,400
bias as they call it on d H rec Cast

1125
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:38,239
And uh hm, I feel like poison proliferate totally minus

1126
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:40,280
one minus one counters. It checks a lot of boxes.

1127
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:44,519
Speaker 3: I feel like this is like people are trying to

1128
00:56:44,519 --> 00:56:46,840
replace Lathro with this, and I think that that makes

1129
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:47,480
a lot of sense.

1130
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, well fuck them. This isn't as good as Lathro.

1131
00:56:50,079 --> 00:56:52,119
Speaker 3: I don't think so. But this is a kill well

1132
00:56:52,119 --> 00:56:54,280
and you can do different stuff, right, Like the blight

1133
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:56,800
thing is cool. Minus one minus one counters. People love

1134
00:56:56,800 --> 00:57:00,559
that shit. This is a cool cardctually. Kind of the

1135
00:57:00,559 --> 00:57:02,000
more I think about it, and the more I'm kind

1136
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,360
of like, well, you know, you can do a lot

1137
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:05,360
of stuff with this. This card is really interesting.

1138
00:57:05,519 --> 00:57:07,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know what, you know what, I talk

1139
00:57:07,679 --> 00:57:10,960
a lot about checking a lot of boxes. Anybody who's

1140
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:16,760
into calves, feet and cameltoes all of them serviced on

1141
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:17,480
this car yep.

1142
00:57:17,719 --> 00:57:22,360
Speaker 3: Essentially Yeah, yes, my god, God, dang. Yeh, she have

1143
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:25,559
cloven hoofs? Does she is that? What's going on?

1144
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 1: She's got cameltoes?

1145
00:57:27,199 --> 00:57:31,519
Speaker 3: Well yeah, okay, yeah she does. Man, that's wild now

1146
00:57:31,559 --> 00:57:35,559
you know is that like? Is that an elf thing? Now?

1147
00:57:35,679 --> 00:57:38,079
Is this silent? Is this cannon?

1148
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:44,159
Speaker 1: Ah? That's something m I don't know. I wouldn't want

1149
00:57:44,159 --> 00:57:44,960
her to step.

1150
00:57:44,719 --> 00:57:47,559
Speaker 3: On my Ah you sure, but you sure?

1151
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:49,239
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know that.

1152
00:57:50,039 --> 00:57:52,039
Speaker 3: We can talk more about that. Yeah, yeah, we'll get

1153
00:57:52,039 --> 00:57:53,079
after that. We'll get after that.

1154
00:57:53,639 --> 00:57:54,920
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to be distracted.

1155
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,039
Speaker 3: So who's number four?

1156
00:57:56,119 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 1: Four?

1157
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:01,239
Speaker 2: Maybe our she dropped?

1158
00:58:01,559 --> 00:58:04,719
Speaker 1: Okay? See number one of them? Same stuff?

1159
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:06,320
Speaker 3: You know what they say?

1160
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 1: Stone still has this deck. It's still very good.

1161
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:10,039
Speaker 3: You know what they say. Though you want to be

1162
00:58:10,079 --> 00:58:11,159
the best, you gotta beat the best.

1163
00:58:11,199 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 1: And somebody beat Marior.

1164
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 3: Someone a couple of people be Marrior, and.

1165
00:58:15,199 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 1: What of them is going to be Lafere?

1166
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,440
Speaker 3: We know if Lather is not top three, I will

1167
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:22,199
eat this beer can.

1168
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:27,039
Speaker 1: Okay, well number two.

1169
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:30,599
Speaker 3: I think are we top three? Now? Gary? Where do

1170
00:58:30,639 --> 00:58:36,960
you go? See that? Gary turned into a child the

1171
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:37,559
Green Monster.

1172
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:41,920
Speaker 1: Let's do let's do a recap because LB was definitely

1173
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:47,119
not listening. Okay, lb getrog number ten T nine is

1174
00:58:47,239 --> 00:58:56,679
random A eight hazel seven six she loves five high

1175
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:58,480
perfect four.

1176
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:02,320
Speaker 3: Man, oh so we are top three. Okay, here we go,

1177
00:59:02,639 --> 00:59:03,159
Here we go.

1178
00:59:03,199 --> 00:59:04,679
Speaker 1: We go. Oh this is exciting.

1179
00:59:04,679 --> 00:59:10,760
Speaker 3: Oh I'm so excited. Oh how do you say the commander.

1180
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:16,800
Speaker 1: Yigra feature of all? Okay, this is an elemental cat

1181
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:19,400
six six for five. I've lost a yigra.

1182
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:20,639
Speaker 3: This card is good.

1183
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:26,119
Speaker 1: This card is good ward sacrifice of food that basically

1184
00:59:26,159 --> 00:59:33,519
makes her untargetable if well rest Other creatures are food

1185
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:38,000
artifact in addition to their other types and have to

1186
00:59:38,239 --> 00:59:40,760
sacrifice K three life. Okay, so I could sacrifice creature.

1187
00:59:41,079 --> 00:59:44,440
Speaker 3: What if I don't have any then you're not targeting

1188
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:46,519
her with anything whatever.

1189
00:59:46,599 --> 00:59:49,039
Speaker 1: A food is put into a graveyard from the battlefield.

1190
00:59:49,079 --> 00:59:50,840
Put two plus ones on yagra.

1191
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:54,599
Speaker 3: Oh that seems pretty good.

1192
00:59:55,559 --> 00:59:58,920
Speaker 1: So if I want to target it, I got a sacrifice.

1193
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:02,000
But that makes you know how many times you try

1194
01:00:02,039 --> 01:00:05,199
and target her to deal six damage and then you

1195
01:00:05,239 --> 01:00:08,639
sacrifice a food and she's actually eight.

1196
01:00:09,239 --> 01:00:12,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, suckers, that's cool. That's cool man, This is

1197
01:00:12,679 --> 01:00:17,320
a cool story. But yeah, that's a pretty cool card. Yeah. Yeah,

1198
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:20,280
And also, like you know, like we're talking about foods.

1199
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:23,760
Foods kind of you see that running around a lot more.

1200
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:25,800
But this is a really cool it's pretty cool.

1201
01:00:26,079 --> 01:00:30,199
Speaker 1: This card, on its very surface, is a six six

1202
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:36,000
for five that whenever a food is sacrificed, Like I

1203
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,159
could play my own foods and there's cards now that

1204
01:00:38,199 --> 01:00:39,559
are foods that I always want.

1205
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 3: To There's tons and tons of foods.

1206
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:48,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, remember what color combination we're playing? Get them back? Yeah, exactly, artifacts, creatures,

1207
01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:52,400
it doesn't matter, will get them back. This card slaps.

1208
01:00:52,519 --> 01:00:56,199
Speaker 3: This is so good. Cool picture makes all your stuff foods.

1209
01:00:56,239 --> 01:01:01,760
You can just sack stuff like crazy pump Yigra, Yagra, punches.

1210
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:08,440
Speaker 1: Box boxes. Okay, yeah, big creature sacrifice foods, cats, weird.

1211
01:01:08,239 --> 01:01:13,119
Speaker 3: Creature, bullshit life game, weird life if you want to Yeah, yeah, man,

1212
01:01:13,199 --> 01:01:13,719
that's cool.

1213
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:16,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's no doubt that this one is is very much.

1214
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,360
Speaker 3: In the I'm gonna have to have I'm gonna ask

1215
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:21,280
Aiden what the lore is for this card, because I

1216
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:23,599
have a feeling that the Eater of All is irrelevant

1217
01:01:23,599 --> 01:01:27,639
and she's like some crazy, freaking yeah shamon cat that

1218
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:28,639
just eats everything.

1219
01:01:28,679 --> 01:01:32,840
Speaker 1: And actually think I know this in Bloomboro there's like

1220
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:36,320
a bunch of It's like the little guys versus the

1221
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:39,480
big elemental guys where there's an owl and a wolf

1222
01:01:39,519 --> 01:01:44,239
and a and a cat. Right, they eat them the mice.

1223
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:45,800
Speaker 3: So these all just eat the little mice and the

1224
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:48,440
bunnies and stuff. This is like the big batt This

1225
01:01:48,519 --> 01:01:50,559
is the big battye. Okay, see that that checks out?

1226
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:52,119
Speaker 1: Like that?

1227
01:01:52,159 --> 01:01:55,039
Speaker 3: Well that thing that's pretty cool, pretty cool?

1228
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:59,079
Speaker 1: Ye yeah, okay, Number two would play? Would play?

1229
01:01:59,119 --> 01:02:01,519
Speaker 3: I would I. I would be really curious to see.

1230
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,960
I have a feeling he probably this just turns into

1231
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:05,039
some DJN combo deck.

1232
01:02:05,079 --> 01:02:08,239
Speaker 1: But if yes, if I'm going to play a food

1233
01:02:08,239 --> 01:02:09,960
deck though, I'm gonna play she Love because it's.

1234
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:12,079
Speaker 3: A lord yeah checks out, checks out? Yeah. Yeah.

1235
01:02:13,159 --> 01:02:16,079
Speaker 1: And spiders and gulgari also have more support than cats

1236
01:02:16,159 --> 01:02:16,760
in the guard.

1237
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:21,239
Speaker 3: Also to giving your spiders death touch is pretty freaking awesome. Yeah.

1238
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 1: And they all have reach, which is just death touch

1239
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:26,760
and reach. Yeah, good luck punching me death touch reach

1240
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:27,519
ward two.

1241
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:29,440
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, I accept.

1242
01:02:29,639 --> 01:02:32,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, so far that is the one that I would play.

1243
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:36,480
Though I have made a lateral deck in the past.

1244
01:02:35,679 --> 01:02:40,400
Speaker 3: I still I still have the pre con Yeah, untouched. Yeah,

1245
01:02:40,559 --> 01:02:41,480
sleeved and ready to.

1246
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:44,719
Speaker 1: Go number two, number two of now.

1247
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:49,119
Speaker 3: Ah fucking knew it. We talked about We talked about

1248
01:02:49,119 --> 01:02:52,199
this earlier. Yeah, yeah, I see this guy a lot.

1249
01:02:52,239 --> 01:02:54,840
He's really really good. Oh, you should read.

1250
01:02:54,679 --> 01:02:58,480
Speaker 1: The card forest Walk three three Squirrel Warrior for three

1251
01:02:58,719 --> 01:03:00,960
three three Forest Walk for threes. Already fine, pretty good

1252
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:03,079
on your commander. If one or more tokens would be

1253
01:03:03,119 --> 01:03:07,239
created under your control, those plus a squirrel are created.

1254
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:09,119
So if you make a food token, make a squirrel,

1255
01:03:09,159 --> 01:03:11,199
you make a squirrel, make two squirrels, make a sapling,

1256
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:13,880
Make a sapling and a squirrel. You make a treasure,

1257
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:17,360
Make a treasure and a squirrel. Right, you can see

1258
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:18,000
why this is good.

1259
01:03:18,079 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 3: This is very good.

1260
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 1: Also, black sac x squirrels. Target creature gets minus x

1261
01:03:23,039 --> 01:03:26,599
minus x until end of turn plus x minusx plus

1262
01:03:26,719 --> 01:03:30,679
x minus x. Actually funny, funny, funny story about this.

1263
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:32,880
And I know we've only got one creature left. We

1264
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:34,280
know what it is, so I'm gonna tell this story.

1265
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:39,920
So I'm playing against dude. It's it's high power and

1266
01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:44,199
he thought his chatterfang was a CEDH deck and I'm like,

1267
01:03:44,239 --> 01:03:47,840
I'm playing anamar. Okay, it was pretty cedh at the time.

1268
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:52,559
This was five, five or six years ago and or

1269
01:03:52,599 --> 01:03:54,719
whenever this first came out, and he was a squirrel simp.

1270
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:57,519
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, what did this come out? And do you remember?

1271
01:03:57,719 --> 01:03:58,679
Is it muddy.

1272
01:04:00,079 --> 01:04:00,440
Speaker 1: Rises?

1273
01:04:00,679 --> 01:04:04,280
Speaker 3: I think so? I think so, Yeah, MiB wrong, he tells.

1274
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:11,519
Speaker 1: He goes black sack three squirrels give Anamar plus x

1275
01:04:12,679 --> 01:04:15,239
minus x and Anamar was a three to three. And

1276
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:20,199
he's like, oh my, my commander's green even though I

1277
01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:22,760
have to use black. I got you because Anamar has

1278
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:27,280
pro black. And I go, hm, it's funny. I control

1279
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:29,400
my commander. And are you sure that you want to

1280
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:34,039
go black sacrifice three to give minus three. He goes, yeah,

1281
01:04:34,159 --> 01:04:37,480
I go you don't want to like go black sacrifice

1282
01:04:37,679 --> 01:04:40,960
black sacrifice, black sacrifice to give minus one minus one

1283
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:44,599
minus one. He goes, nope, I go cool deflecting swat

1284
01:04:44,719 --> 01:04:51,199
kill your commander, attack you, kill you. He goes, oh,

1285
01:04:51,239 --> 01:04:53,000
I was going to use those tickets. I was winning

1286
01:04:53,039 --> 01:04:55,559
to buy a duel land anymore.

1287
01:04:56,159 --> 01:04:57,960
Speaker 3: Sorry, buddy, better luck next time.

1288
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:02,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, chatterfank, that's it's good. We've lost a chatterfang on

1289
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:06,480
sidewalk Slam. Chatterfang is usually the de facto kill first

1290
01:05:06,519 --> 01:05:08,079
commander Chatterfang.

1291
01:05:07,719 --> 01:05:10,320
Speaker 3: Is very good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and uh you do

1292
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:12,360
see it. You do see it a lot though, and

1293
01:05:14,079 --> 01:05:17,960
freaking terrifying. You're right, de facto kill first that actually resonate.

1294
01:05:18,079 --> 01:05:23,480
Speaker 1: Bloomborough did anything for my disdain of squirrels. It kind

1295
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:26,039
of spread the love. So now when I see a

1296
01:05:26,039 --> 01:05:30,880
squirrel deck, I don't just strictly have to hate on Chatterfang.

1297
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:34,440
It could be anybody. Now, it could be any squirrel Commander's.

1298
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:37,239
Speaker 3: True, any any like Gulgary squirrel person, And you're just like,

1299
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:38,760
well you should probably die.

1300
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:42,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, well number one of Now.

1301
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:46,400
Speaker 3: If it's not lateral meetings beerhead, there we go, it's

1302
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:47,599
it's Latheryl.

1303
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:52,559
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Lathrow two three Elf Noble Bulgari and two

1304
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:57,079
with menace because she needs that. Whenever Lathreal deals combat

1305
01:05:57,159 --> 01:06:00,639
damage to a player, create that many plus that many

1306
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:07,079
Elf Warrior tokens one ones also tap and tap ten

1307
01:06:07,159 --> 01:06:11,000
elves you control. Each opponent loses ten, you gain ten.

1308
01:06:12,039 --> 01:06:16,079
Speaker 3: Very good. I have died to the to the ability

1309
01:06:16,679 --> 01:06:17,400
lots of times.

1310
01:06:17,639 --> 01:06:23,880
Speaker 1: Yes, you pair this ability alongside the Elf token production

1311
01:06:24,079 --> 01:06:29,599
capabilities of the deck, and you put in some aristocrats

1312
01:06:29,719 --> 01:06:34,000
or elf rocrats because those exist, yep. And you put

1313
01:06:34,039 --> 01:06:36,360
in Bolus's citadel, so you can just pay off the

1314
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:38,559
top of your deck. I'll pay life, pay life, pay life,

1315
01:06:38,559 --> 01:06:39,800
pay life, pay life, pay life.

1316
01:06:40,039 --> 01:06:42,239
Speaker 3: Got ten guys, just dump them all into the field.

1317
01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:46,480
Speaker 1: Tap tap tap ten. Everybody lose ten. Ten. Just kind

1318
01:06:46,519 --> 01:06:50,639
of sacrifice Lathroo and get her back equipped these lightning grieves.

1319
01:06:50,719 --> 01:06:56,840
Tap ten, lose ten. Yeah, this deck really slaps. And

1320
01:06:57,239 --> 01:07:02,199
the example I gave was just using Latheral's ability, right,

1321
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:08,159
never mind having a Zuri and Camal and seventeen different

1322
01:07:08,159 --> 01:07:11,760
overrun effects and triumph of the hordes and like traditional

1323
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:16,440
elf ball twenty guys, crater hoof behemoth yep, like gold

1324
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:20,400
dang this deck that it's not the commander that checks

1325
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:22,679
the boxes because it just says elf on it and

1326
01:07:22,679 --> 01:07:27,639
that's enough. But the rest of the deck checks boxes

1327
01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:34,280
combo drain, recursion, big creature beat down, huge damage tokens.

1328
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:41,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just it's just the kind of the first

1329
01:07:41,239 --> 01:07:48,360
real super powerful elf ball Gulgari elf ball commander that

1330
01:07:49,159 --> 01:07:52,519
elves were relevant to and you can just pump with.

1331
01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:56,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's of course other elf ball commanders in Mono Green,

1332
01:07:56,360 --> 01:08:00,840
which we looked at when we did MONOGREENP and this

1333
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:05,480
one is does work, is better or if you don't

1334
01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:07,800
want that, just play Green, but this one is better.

1335
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:10,679
So play this one because you can get access to

1336
01:08:10,679 --> 01:08:12,599
all the black You get all the black elves, oh

1337
01:08:12,639 --> 01:08:15,239
my god, you know all the black elves, the Black tutors,

1338
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:20,720
the Black mass reanimate and the ten untapped elves you

1339
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:23,600
control don't need to have haste and they can really

1340
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:27,800
summoning sick. It just matters that latheryl isn't yep. So yeah,

1341
01:08:28,039 --> 01:08:32,640
super uh, super powerful. And I I played it, I

1342
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:34,479
don't know, maybe five or six times. I played it

1343
01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:37,319
at maybe one face to face event, Like I said.

1344
01:08:37,399 --> 01:08:40,079
Speaker 3: I got I have the untouched pre con and it's

1345
01:08:40,159 --> 01:08:41,800
old and it's still good.

1346
01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:44,760
Speaker 1: Yeah. So man's like that too. Yeah yeah, man, it's

1347
01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:47,479
no wonder she's still in the top five now right

1348
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:48,079
of all time.

1349
01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:51,319
Speaker 3: Well it's like probably the best re animator or the

1350
01:08:51,319 --> 01:08:54,920
best re animator commander, so it makes sense, right, Yeah, So.

1351
01:08:56,560 --> 01:09:01,479
Speaker 1: One universe is beyond yep, so I can definitively say

1352
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:08,279
that Universes beyond has not ruined Bulgari hasn't overwhelmed us

1353
01:09:08,319 --> 01:09:15,600
with with BULLSHITEP. It just doesn't. It hasn't affected it

1354
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:17,199
as much as people think.

1355
01:09:17,319 --> 01:09:21,920
Speaker 3: We definitely saw some trends change. We saw squirrels, Yes,

1356
01:09:22,039 --> 01:09:23,119
we saw some foods.

1357
01:09:23,279 --> 01:09:25,439
Speaker 1: I think squirrels were always a trend, but now they

1358
01:09:25,479 --> 01:09:26,319
have kind of.

1359
01:09:26,239 --> 01:09:30,439
Speaker 3: A shape, yeah, true, true shape, and there's and more support,

1360
01:09:30,479 --> 01:09:32,199
better support.

1361
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:33,840
Speaker 1: And there's two shapes or two ways to play. Now

1362
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,359
they play big Man of squirrels or big token squirrels

1363
01:09:36,399 --> 01:09:37,279
as if they're different.

1364
01:09:38,399 --> 01:09:41,680
Speaker 3: We saw like an actual elf ball Commander.

1365
01:09:42,399 --> 01:09:46,079
Speaker 1: Elf Ball was traditionally mono green. Now it's very definitely

1366
01:09:46,159 --> 01:09:46,760
green black.

1367
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:50,880
Speaker 3: So I mean, yeah, you definitely see a I would

1368
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:53,640
say from the previous top ten to this, you do

1369
01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:56,199
see quite a bit of shift in the themes, which

1370
01:09:56,279 --> 01:10:01,119
is really interesting. I'm quite surprised that we didn't see

1371
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:05,720
black in the top ten, but we did.

1372
01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:08,439
Speaker 1: A black deck on Commander Cookoat of old original strict

1373
01:10:08,479 --> 01:10:08,960
saving right.

1374
01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:12,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, there's like a new one now, but I

1375
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:14,239
was I'm kind of surprised we didn't see that one.

1376
01:10:14,279 --> 01:10:16,680
I think that I think that card is super strong.

1377
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:20,239
Fuck them, yeah, like the guy that puts plus ones

1378
01:10:20,319 --> 01:10:23,359
on your pests. So I mean eat ship. I guess, buddy.

1379
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:26,560
Speaker 1: If I was going to pick up a Black or

1380
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:30,800
a lath Rill or a Zuri Renegade Leader from my

1381
01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:36,760
lathal deck, I would go to Usually Online dot com

1382
01:10:37,439 --> 01:10:39,760
because they're my source for all my gaming needs. I'd

1383
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:45,840
use promo code save five percent. I would get fucking

1384
01:10:46,039 --> 01:10:46,920
fast shipping.

1385
01:10:47,319 --> 01:10:48,880
Speaker 3: Can confirm super fast shipping.

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Speaker 1: Can confirm yeah, like two or three days.

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Speaker 3: To I live on the West Coast and it's three

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days usually. Yeah. Yeah, they're they treat me good.

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Speaker 1: There we go. YEA, treat you good because you use

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I wanted if they prefer orders.

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Speaker 3: That's a good question.

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Speaker 1: I want to say that they do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure they do.

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Speaker 1: I'm want to say that they do. And I'm going

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to say big thanks to Patreon supporters over Patreon dot com.

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Slash Ceco podcast The New Patron Big shout out. You've

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got your finger blasted in the discord. We will get

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you your nickname next week. I know the guy personally.

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I've drank beers with him at the Coachman Licensed Beverage,

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so he he he knows what he's in for.

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Speaker 3: He's in deep shit, is what he is.

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Speaker 1: Yep. Yep, and of course on Patreon you can listen

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ad free. Don't forget Commander cookout dot com where you

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can go and donate to the CEO Sleeve project, get

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your TEF free playmat and your discount on future sleeves.

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Final couple, thank yous, Pylo Bones brewing Code. These are empty.

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We are going to leave the show and we are

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going to go and drink more now with an uncle

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Brando in the room. Yeah it's true. Yeah, And final

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big thanks to l BE for finishing producing the show

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and not stressing that we went a little bit over time.

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And that's all I have to say about that. How

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does Brando usually end the show? He usually says something

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something something Next week we're talking about is it, and

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we're gonna find out about the next top ten commanders

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on the next.

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Speaker 3: Episode of Commander Cookout Podcast.

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Speaker 1: And then he says something like.

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Speaker 4: Hitterarty pretty good, pretty good, pretty good.

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Speaker 1: God, just screw the whole thing. Listen, listen up. Next

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we're going to be talking about everybody super favorite keyword, simmic,

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and we're gonna do that on the next super exciting

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episode of Commander Cookout Podcast.