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<v Speaker 1>Russ has got some of the stuff we learned just

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<v Speaker 1>a moment, christ I got to send you this video.

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<v Speaker 1>It cracked me up. It was my favorite video on

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram of the weekend. It's two black guys talking about

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<v Speaker 1>funny sayings only white people use. Yeah, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>like they were hysterical or like He's like, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what my favorite one is? Is it you're barking up

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong tree? He goes, I really like that one.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that one he's because you might be barking up

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong tree. And then the other one he goes,

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<v Speaker 1>you know my favorite one is he goes, get a

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<v Speaker 1>load of this.

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<v Speaker 2>Does anybody still say get a load of this?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I guess so. But these guys are very, very funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I loved it. Thanks for the laugh. Wherever you guys are.

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<v Speaker 2>What we learned today, well, my first funny today was

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<v Speaker 2>don't be afraid of things that are different from you.

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<v Speaker 2>Be afraid of things that are just like you, because

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<v Speaker 2>you are terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>That's great.

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<v Speaker 2>My friend Claire sent that to me because she and

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<v Speaker 2>I are one and we can be terrible about things.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's that is good.

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<v Speaker 2>Another thing we learned, Sandy and I are not ready

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<v Speaker 2>to be grandparents because our sophomore in high school daughter

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<v Speaker 2>for Human Growth and Development class, brought home a robot baby,

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<v Speaker 2>a baby, that life sized baby simulates a real baby

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<v Speaker 2>that for forty eight hours straight. When it cried, she

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<v Speaker 2>had to figure out if it needed to be held,

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<v Speaker 2>burped a new diaper, or fed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. This baby does everything a baby does but expel fluids.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it does literally everything. But I will say I

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<v Speaker 2>told her, I was like, I think you got to

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<v Speaker 2>call your baby. Yeah, something's wrong with your baby. That

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<v Speaker 2>baby had to be fed four times in like four hours.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, that's a little excessive hungry baby. That

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<v Speaker 2>baby was hungry all the time. And it makes the

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<v Speaker 2>sucking noises on the bottle.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And we were not sad to see not a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Of maternal instinct in the head. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>When the baby would start making noises, Landry would go, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you can't talk to your baby like that. But we

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<v Speaker 2>were all bye bye baby at this school. And finally

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<v Speaker 2>we also learned that DoorDash has declared that the drink

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<v Speaker 2>of the summer is going to be Margarita's.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Not mad at that at all. Especially they said a

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<v Speaker 2>big one up for this summer is a watermelon margarita.

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<v Speaker 1>Heck yeah, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>All over that.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get you on, Trisha, I think I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna get myself one, especially today.

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<v Speaker 1>Sinco to Baio after five o'clock.

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<v Speaker 2>Please after five o'clock, I'll wait.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a great day, everyone, Thanks for spending time with us.

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<v Speaker 1>We do appreciate if you're just joining us. Get here

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<v Speaker 1>Until then, don't take any crap from anybody. And now

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<v Speaker 1>it's time to say goodbye. But before we do that,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll remind you if you're just joining us to get

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<v Speaker 1>at seven three seven three zero one ninety six hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>What do we learned today, Well, we learned that today

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<v Speaker 2>is literally the last day there will be no more

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<v Speaker 2>extensions to get your real ID. It goes into effect

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<v Speaker 2>tomorrow and if you have to travel tomorrow or any

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<v Speaker 2>day after that without your real ID be prepared to

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<v Speaker 2>get to the airport at least three hours early. You

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<v Speaker 2>will have to go you, Yeah, you have to go

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<v Speaker 2>through a bunch of extra screening. You'll have to have

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<v Speaker 2>they said, as many other forms of ID as you

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<v Speaker 2>can have, take them with you, and even then you

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<v Speaker 2>might not get clear to fly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yam, you're taking a risk.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. They've been telling us for years and they're done

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<v Speaker 2>with it. Sometimes how I feel with our teenage.

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<v Speaker 1>Daughter, just done telling her.

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<v Speaker 2>Done telling you, and now you have to suffer the consequences. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you think they learn, but they don't. And here's what's

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<v Speaker 2>going to happen. People have been being told about it

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<v Speaker 2>for years, all these updates, and they're going to go

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<v Speaker 2>to the airport without their real idea and they get

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<v Speaker 2>than them screwed it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, that's the kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got no patience.

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<v Speaker 1>Get your phones ready to record that at the airport.

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<v Speaker 2>That's going to be the new thing on social media,

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<v Speaker 2>people freaking out for real ID. Another thing we learned.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently Trump is decided or he's floating the idea to

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<v Speaker 2>reopen Alcatraz as a working prison, reopen it and expand

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<v Speaker 2>it in order to house the worst of the worst

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<v Speaker 2>where they can't harm anybody. Alcatraz is about a mile

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<v Speaker 2>off shore from San Francisco.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that sucks because it's such a great.

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<v Speaker 2>Museum, such a great museum. Also, it's going to cost

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<v Speaker 2>the taxpayers around three hundred million dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't mean to be doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like we need to leave Alcatraz as it is.

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<v Speaker 2>If y'all any if y'all can go on the Alcatraz tour,

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<v Speaker 2>do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why it's so cool, but it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It is.

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<v Speaker 2>I got a little notch just on the ferry right now,

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<v Speaker 2>course she did. I mean, I'm just saying to do

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<v Speaker 2>anything with you, be careful about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Took her on a helicopter ride over New York City

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<v Speaker 1>on the boat to out to the Alcatraz.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a helicopter ride Alcatraz. We took a ferry.

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<v Speaker 2>My girls and I went on a trip to Ireland

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<v Speaker 2>back in two thousand and We were staying on an

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<v Speaker 2>island overnight and took a ferry that we It was little.

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<v Speaker 2>We had to stay under couldn't stay on top of

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<v Speaker 2>the deck, you'd go under deck for sure. Thought I

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<v Speaker 2>was gonna throw up.

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<v Speaker 1>Took on a submarine ride once got sick.

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<v Speaker 2>There't There's no way I'd go on a submarine ride.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not a thing. And finally, Sandy can tell everybody

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<v Speaker 2>what we learnt about you being a streaker back in college.

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<v Speaker 1>Got dared when I was in college to streak a bar.

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<v Speaker 1>There was some money involved too, and uh yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>What amount of money made you do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>It had to be a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 1>It didn't have to be much because you didn't have much.

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<v Speaker 1>A little bit of money was a lot more than

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<v Speaker 1>you had. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>it was a laugh. Yeah, it was funny when I

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<v Speaker 1>was twenty one. It wouldn't it be funny today? You know?

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<v Speaker 1>If I saw a twenty one year old kid streaking,

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<v Speaker 2>But also, but here even worse if you saw like

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<v Speaker 2>a fifty something year old man streak.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh got yeah right, I'd be awful, right exactly, have

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<v Speaker 1>a great day. Thanks for spending time with us. We

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate it. We'll do it again tomorrow. Until then, don't

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<v Speaker 1>take any crap from anybody. And now it's time to

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<v Speaker 1>say goodbye. Thanks for spending a little bit of time

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<v Speaker 1>with us. We do appreciate it. We know you got

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<v Speaker 1>choices out there, so it means a lot. Tell your

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we learned about my first funny I thought was

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<v Speaker 2>later listeners so they can laugh like the early listeners

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<v Speaker 2>did to all the people that always said I'd never

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<v Speaker 2>amount to anything because of my procrastination. Just you wait,

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<v Speaker 2>just whipping yoursel I think it's hilarious. Yeah, just killing

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<v Speaker 2>yourself over you don't think it's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Yah, predictable.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, you did not know I was going to

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<v Speaker 2>say that it is funny. Another thing we learned, can't

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<v Speaker 2>poison a possum. Possum is impossible to poison. That sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like a she sells seashells by the sea short things.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't poison a possum. Possum is impossible to poison, and

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<v Speaker 2>that's amazing. They produce some weird protein that neutralizes any

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<v Speaker 2>poison that enters their body, and because of this, scientists

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<v Speaker 1>That's so bizarre.

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<v Speaker 2>Human race is saved by possums, it would be.

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<v Speaker 1>They're creepy little.

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<v Speaker 2>Creature are blind as bats. Remember our old neighbors and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember that.

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<v Speaker 2>Mike and Dasha, yeah, and Lander and I would go

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<v Speaker 2>creepy holding it. You're very aware that you're holding a possum.

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<v Speaker 1>Do they hang upside down? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>They have those. I think they're called prehensile tails.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you know that one?

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<v Speaker 2>know why that information is stuck in my brain. But

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<v Speaker 2>I can't point to where Vietnam is on a globe,

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<v Speaker 2>A prehensile tail?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow? Turned on by you right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Really turns you on.

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<v Speaker 1>Your knowledge? Right? Huh?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, let me look up some more possum facts, right

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<v Speaker 2>And this I think is hilarious and it makes me

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<v Speaker 2>love the government right now, which is sometimes hard to

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<v Speaker 2>do during the Cold War, the government briefly considered plan

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<v Speaker 2>to mark a bunch of extra large condoms as medium

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<v Speaker 2>sized and then air drop them into the Soviet Union

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<v Speaker 2>to make the men there think that they're junk. Was

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<v Speaker 2>way smaller than American men's chunk. I think that's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably one of the most effective forms of like mental

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<v Speaker 2>warfare that they could have carried out.

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<v Speaker 1>Very funny, Yes, Carrie, can I also add on to

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<v Speaker 1>this how we were shocked to learn that to go

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<v Speaker 1>to the met Gala it's seventy five thousand dollars for

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<v Speaker 1>an individual ticket. Take it around the world for that,

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh.

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<v Speaker 2>And then what do they do once they're in there?

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<v Speaker 2>They're not giving out awards? Do they just do that

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<v Speaker 2>and go and then just all like leave out the back?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just for the walk?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's a great question. Is presentation? Is there

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<v Speaker 1>a show? Is there a concert? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Because they can't. Those clothes that those people are wearing

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<v Speaker 2>are not built to sit in for long periods of

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<v Speaker 2>time and probably not built for you to be able

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<v Speaker 2>to eat and be comfortable. Yeah, what goes on back there?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess you can find out if you pay him

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<v Speaker 2>seventy five thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess that's the big secret, right, Yeah, you see,

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<v Speaker 1>I may have an answer for you in just a second.

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<v Speaker 1>I did a quick search. I don't know how quickly

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to come up. Uh okay, here's what it says.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a cocktail hour, an exhibition tour, a formal dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>during or after the dinner, and then there's mingling and

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<v Speaker 2>According to Vogue, it says it's a secret. That's the

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<v Speaker 2>reason that the guests have to abide by the no

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<v Speaker 1>Oh thank you, thinks she can't keep your snyty gala.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want any party I want.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd rather sit on the back of a pickup truck

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<v Speaker 1>and drink beer and listen to music than go. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>have a great day, everybody. We appreciate you spending some

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<v Speaker 1>time with us. We'll do it again tomorrow. Until then,

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<v Speaker 1>don't take any crap from anybody. And now it's time

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<v Speaker 1>for us to say see laa fool see a suckers,

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<v Speaker 1>suck us. We got to get out of here. We

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<v Speaker 1>could do this all day long, but we only give

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<v Speaker 1>And we like to wrap up the show with some

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<v Speaker 1>of the things we learned and Tricia keeps track which guy. Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>So we declared a few weeks ago that it's officially

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<v Speaker 2>naked season. We predicted that y'all are going to be

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<v Speaker 2>seeing a lot of naked stories and stories that involve nudity,

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<v Speaker 2>and so far we have not disappointed. In today's entry

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<v Speaker 2>and Naked Season, was a man who was sitting at

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<v Speaker 2>totally naked.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, not his first first time to do this too,

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<v Speaker 1>not his first time. He clearly entered the airport.

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<v Speaker 2>Clothed because I feel certain somebody at TSA would have

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<v Speaker 2>noticed him being naked exactly he was at the gate.

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<v Speaker 2>He planned it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he was like a funny name to give

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<v Speaker 1>me a second pull.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember he used his middle initial allal Duayne D. Walker

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<v Speaker 2>or something like that. Squire. That's what it sounds like

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<v Speaker 2>should be at the end of a name within middle

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<v Speaker 2>initial in it, right, go ahead with what's next. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>So then we talked about this was in the safety

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<v Speaker 2>portion of the show burglars people who've been arrested for burglary.

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<v Speaker 2>When they asked, what is your first point of entry,

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<v Speaker 2>the first place you try when you're like, I want

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<v Speaker 2>to get into that house, all of eighty front door,

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<v Speaker 2>front door say they just walked to the front door

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<v Speaker 2>and try it, and normally the front door's unlocked.

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<v Speaker 1>So lock your doors, people, Lock your doors people.

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<v Speaker 2>After that, it's the first floor windows, and after that

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<v Speaker 2>it's the back door, and then the garage just like

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<v Speaker 2>your stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, your garage too. That's why I'm always so scared

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna leave the garage door open.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know that's a that's definitely a thing. And finally,

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<v Speaker 2>we played the feud today while Sandy had a flash

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<v Speaker 2>of brilliance last week. Yeah, beat me for the first time,

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't even know how long I got.

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<v Speaker 1>The wrong number. I had four number ones, and the

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<v Speaker 1>one that I didn't get number one really costs me.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it definitely cost you, but I came back.

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<v Speaker 2>I defended my title. Sandy got two to oh one.

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<v Speaker 2>I got two eighty three.

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations, to you, Trisha, Congratulations to you. Have a great

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<v Speaker 1>day everyone. Thanks for spending time with us. Grab the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast version of the show where you get your podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're gonna do this again tomorrow, same time, same place.

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<v Speaker 1>Until then, don't take any crap from anybody. Happy Mother's

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<v Speaker 1>Day weekend to all you moms out there, and make

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<v Speaker 1>sure you get your mom something, just a little something, something,

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<v Speaker 1>a phone call, text message. Don't cut it on Mother's Day.

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<v Speaker 1>You got a call, you gotta.

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<v Speaker 2>Talk to mom, Gotta step it up a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>I always think about the mom that had like six

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<v Speaker 1>kids getting six calls today.

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<v Speaker 2>Prizes, yeah or six prizes.

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<v Speaker 1>So Happy Mother's Day all you mom's out there. We

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<v Speaker 1>wrap up the show every day with some of the

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<v Speaker 1>things we learned. What do you got Well?

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<v Speaker 2>The first thing we learned was this, there should be

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<v Speaker 2>an app that lets people who love pickles know when

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<v Speaker 2>there's a non pickle person nearby who has one up

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm in, I'll take it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's a great idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Love a pickle?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and same for tomatoes. You take your tomatoes off.

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<v Speaker 1>Something I've recently discovered or changed that I now like

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<v Speaker 1>the little tiny cherry tomatoes.

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<v Speaker 2>To just eat by themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>Not even a salad. I used to never eat them.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I will. I don't like him.

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<v Speaker 2>Please know that our daughter and I are still talking

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<v Speaker 2>about you. Try and because Sandys in his fitness, healthy

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<v Speaker 2>eating phase right now. And I was like, there's nowhere

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<v Speaker 2>to go but down after this one. The other night,

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<v Speaker 2>you came walking into the bedroom chewing on raw collie

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<v Speaker 2>flower and offered it to us like it was a

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<v Speaker 2>chocolate chip cooking. It was like, it's delicious, and Lander

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<v Speaker 2>and I both were like, dude, love it. Tell your

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<v Speaker 2>story walking. There's nothing you can say it's gonna convince

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<v Speaker 2>us that raw colliflower is a great snap.

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoy it.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever, go eat your chocolate chip nonsense. I will, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be a lot happier for it. Another thing we

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<v Speaker 2>learned was some French innovator figured out a pill that

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<v Speaker 2>you can take that say it's a chocolate pill. When

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<v Speaker 2>you toot, your toot smell like chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>Chocolate toot, So that would concern me chocolate too.

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<v Speaker 2>Say it's a pill that smells like roses. When you toot,

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<v Speaker 2>your toots smell like roses come on strawberries.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty smart I.

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<v Speaker 2>Think it's pretty smart. I think a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>Like gout them for your butt, them for your.

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<v Speaker 2>Butt, mouthwashed for your butt. Yeah, yeah, interesting. And finally, Sandy,

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<v Speaker 2>tell the people what you've been doing lately to try

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<v Speaker 1>I've made a list of things I can do that

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<v Speaker 1>will make what did I title it? That make Trisha

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<v Speaker 1>very attracted to me. I've been deleting my emails. I've

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<v Speaker 1>changed my sheets my bed. We sleep in separate beds.

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<v Speaker 1>I have unloaded the dishwasher, and I have wipe down

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<v Speaker 2>And I told him, really, he could wipe down anything

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<v Speaker 2>with the Clorox wipe and that would work. Yeah, wiped

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<v Speaker 2>on me with a Clorox wipe.

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<v Speaker 1>She got a little excited when I talked about unloading

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<v Speaker 1>the dishwasher.

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<v Speaker 1>You should be Your mother's going to hear this.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate going to hear this so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a great day, everyone in a nice Mother's Day weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to do this again on Monday, same time,

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<v Speaker 1>same place. Until then, don't take any crap from anybody.