Speaker 1: Russ has got some of the stuff we learned just
Speaker 1: a moment, christ I got to send you this video.
Speaker 1: It cracked me up. It was my favorite video on
Speaker 1: Instagram of the weekend. It's two black guys talking about
Speaker 1: funny sayings only white people use. Yeah, and it was
Speaker 1: like they were hysterical or like He's like, you know
Speaker 1: what my favorite one is? Is it you're barking up
Speaker 1: the wrong tree? He goes, I really like that one.
Speaker 1: That's that one he's because you might be barking up
Speaker 1: the wrong tree. And then the other one he goes,
Speaker 1: you know my favorite one is he goes, get a
Speaker 1: load of this.
Speaker 2: Does anybody still say get a load of this?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I guess so. But these guys are very, very funny.
Speaker 1: I loved it. Thanks for the laugh. Wherever you guys are.
Speaker 2: What we learned today, well, my first funny today was
Speaker 2: don't be afraid of things that are different from you.
Speaker 2: Be afraid of things that are just like you, because
Speaker 2: you are terrible.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 2: My friend Claire sent that to me because she and
Speaker 2: I are one and we can be terrible about things.
Speaker 1: But that's that is good.
Speaker 2: Another thing we learned, Sandy and I are not ready
Speaker 2: to be grandparents because our sophomore in high school daughter
Speaker 2: for Human Growth and Development class, brought home a robot baby,
Speaker 2: a baby, that life sized baby simulates a real baby
Speaker 2: that for forty eight hours straight. When it cried, she
Speaker 2: had to figure out if it needed to be held,
Speaker 2: burped a new diaper, or fed.
Speaker 1: Yeah. This baby does everything a baby does but expel fluids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it does literally everything. But I will say I
Speaker 2: told her, I was like, I think you got to
Speaker 2: call your baby. Yeah, something's wrong with your baby. That
Speaker 2: baby had to be fed four times in like four hours.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's a little excessive hungry baby. That
Speaker 2: baby was hungry all the time. And it makes the
Speaker 2: sucking noises on the bottle.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And we were not sad to see not a lot.
Speaker 1: Of maternal instinct in the head. Yeah.
Speaker 2: When the baby would start making noises, Landry would go, no,
Speaker 2: you can't talk to your baby like that. But we
Speaker 2: were all bye bye baby at this school. And finally
Speaker 2: we also learned that DoorDash has declared that the drink
Speaker 2: of the summer is going to be Margarita's.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Not mad at that at all. Especially they said a
Speaker 2: big one up for this summer is a watermelon margarita.
Speaker 1: Heck yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2: All over that.
Speaker 1: We'll get you on, Trisha, I think I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna get myself one, especially today.
Speaker 1: Sinco to Baio after five o'clock.
Speaker 2: Please after five o'clock, I'll wait.
Speaker 1: Have a great day, everyone, Thanks for spending time with us.
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Speaker 2: What do we learned today, Well, we learned that today
Speaker 2: is literally the last day there will be no more
Speaker 2: extensions to get your real ID. It goes into effect
Speaker 2: tomorrow and if you have to travel tomorrow or any
Speaker 2: day after that without your real ID be prepared to
Speaker 2: get to the airport at least three hours early. You
Speaker 2: will have to go you, Yeah, you have to go
Speaker 2: through a bunch of extra screening. You'll have to have
Speaker 2: they said, as many other forms of ID as you
Speaker 2: can have, take them with you, and even then you
Speaker 2: might not get clear to fly.
Speaker 1: Yam, you're taking a risk.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They've been telling us for years and they're done
Speaker 2: with it. Sometimes how I feel with our teenage.
Speaker 1: Daughter, just done telling her.
Speaker 2: Done telling you, and now you have to suffer the consequences. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you think they learn, but they don't. And here's what's
Speaker 2: going to happen. People have been being told about it
Speaker 2: for years, all these updates, and they're going to go
Speaker 2: to the airport without their real idea and they get
Speaker 2: mad and they're gonna throw a fit like somebody other
Speaker 2: than them screwed it up.
Speaker 1: Yep, that's the kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: I've got no patience.
Speaker 1: Get your phones ready to record that at the airport.
Speaker 2: That's going to be the new thing on social media,
Speaker 2: people freaking out for real ID. Another thing we learned.
Speaker 2: Apparently Trump is decided or he's floating the idea to
Speaker 2: reopen Alcatraz as a working prison, reopen it and expand
Speaker 2: it in order to house the worst of the worst
Speaker 2: where they can't harm anybody. Alcatraz is about a mile
Speaker 2: off shore from San Francisco.
Speaker 1: I think that sucks because it's such a great.
Speaker 2: Museum, such a great museum. Also, it's going to cost
Speaker 2: the taxpayers around three hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1: We don't mean to be doing that.
Speaker 2: I feel like we need to leave Alcatraz as it is.
Speaker 2: If y'all any if y'all can go on the Alcatraz tour,
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: Do it.
Speaker 2: I don't know why it's so cool, but it is.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: I got a little notch just on the ferry right now,
Speaker 2: course she did. I mean, I'm just saying to do
Speaker 2: anything with you, be careful about that.
Speaker 1: Took her on a helicopter ride over New York City
Speaker 1: on the boat to out to the Alcatraz.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a helicopter ride Alcatraz. We took a ferry.
Speaker 2: My girls and I went on a trip to Ireland
Speaker 2: back in two thousand and We were staying on an
Speaker 2: island overnight and took a ferry that we It was little.
Speaker 2: We had to stay under couldn't stay on top of
Speaker 2: the deck, you'd go under deck for sure. Thought I
Speaker 2: was gonna throw up.
Speaker 1: Took on a submarine ride once got sick.
Speaker 2: There't There's no way I'd go on a submarine ride.
Speaker 2: That's not a thing. And finally, Sandy can tell everybody
Speaker 2: what we learnt about you being a streaker back in college.
Speaker 1: Got dared when I was in college to streak a bar.
Speaker 1: There was some money involved too, and uh yeah, I
Speaker 1: took the day and I did it.
Speaker 2: What amount of money made you do it?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: It had to be a lot of money.
Speaker 1: It didn't have to be much because you didn't have much.
Speaker 1: A little bit of money was a lot more than
Speaker 1: you had. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: it was a laugh. Yeah, it was funny when I
Speaker 1: was twenty one. It wouldn't it be funny today? You know?
Speaker 1: If I saw a twenty one year old kid streaking,
Speaker 1: yeah I wouldn't laugh.
Speaker 2: But also, but here even worse if you saw like
Speaker 2: a fifty something year old man streak.
Speaker 1: Oh got yeah right, I'd be awful, right exactly, have
Speaker 1: a great day. Thanks for spending time with us. We
Speaker 1: appreciate it. We'll do it again tomorrow. Until then, don't
Speaker 1: take any crap from anybody. And now it's time to
Speaker 1: say goodbye. Thanks for spending a little bit of time
Speaker 1: with us. We do appreciate it. We know you got
Speaker 1: choices out there, so it means a lot. Tell your
Speaker 1: friends too, what we learned today.
Speaker 2: Well, we learned about my first funny I thought was
Speaker 2: super funny, so I want to share it with the
Speaker 2: later listeners so they can laugh like the early listeners
Speaker 2: did to all the people that always said I'd never
Speaker 2: amount to anything because of my procrastination. Just you wait,
Speaker 2: just whipping yoursel I think it's hilarious. Yeah, just killing
Speaker 2: yourself over you don't think it's funny.
Speaker 1: Yah, predictable.
Speaker 2: Come on, you did not know I was going to
Speaker 2: say that it is funny. Another thing we learned, can't
Speaker 2: poison a possum. Possum is impossible to poison. That sounds
Speaker 2: like a she sells seashells by the sea short things.
Speaker 2: Can't poison a possum. Possum is impossible to poison, and
Speaker 2: that's amazing. They produce some weird protein that neutralizes any
Speaker 2: poison that enters their body, and because of this, scientists
Speaker 2: are trying to use it to build universal poison antidotes
Speaker 2: for people.
Speaker 1: That's so bizarre.
Speaker 2: Human race is saved by possums, it would be.
Speaker 1: They're creepy little.
Speaker 2: Creature are blind as bats. Remember our old neighbors and
Speaker 2: our old neighborhood found a baby possum and fostered it
Speaker 2: for a little while. They named it Penelope.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that.
Speaker 2: Mike and Dasha, yeah, and Lander and I would go
Speaker 2: over there and hold it. I mean it was so
Speaker 2: creepy holding it. You're very aware that you're holding a possum.
Speaker 1: Do they hang upside down? Yeah?
Speaker 2: They have those. I think they're called prehensile tails.
Speaker 1: How do you know that one?
Speaker 2: We're kind of smart about some things, really, I don't
Speaker 2: know why that information is stuck in my brain. But
Speaker 2: I can't point to where Vietnam is on a globe,
Speaker 2: so I don't know why I can retain one and nothing.
Speaker 2: A prehensile tail?
Speaker 1: Wow? Turned on by you right now?
Speaker 2: Really turns you on.
Speaker 1: Your knowledge? Right? Huh?
Speaker 2: Well, let me look up some more possum facts, right
Speaker 2: And this I think is hilarious and it makes me
Speaker 2: love the government right now, which is sometimes hard to
Speaker 2: do during the Cold War, the government briefly considered plan
Speaker 2: to mark a bunch of extra large condoms as medium
Speaker 2: sized and then air drop them into the Soviet Union
Speaker 2: to make the men there think that they're junk. Was
Speaker 2: way smaller than American men's chunk. I think that's hilarious.
Speaker 2: Probably one of the most effective forms of like mental
Speaker 2: warfare that they could have carried out.
Speaker 1: Very funny, Yes, Carrie, can I also add on to
Speaker 1: this how we were shocked to learn that to go
Speaker 1: to the met Gala it's seventy five thousand dollars for
Speaker 1: an individual ticket. Take it around the world for that,
Speaker 1: my gosh.
Speaker 2: And then what do they do once they're in there?
Speaker 2: They're not giving out awards? Do they just do that
Speaker 2: and go and then just all like leave out the back?
Speaker 2: Is it just for the walk?
Speaker 1: I mean that's a great question. Is presentation? Is there
Speaker 1: a show? Is there a concert? Right?
Speaker 2: Because they can't. Those clothes that those people are wearing
Speaker 2: are not built to sit in for long periods of
Speaker 2: time and probably not built for you to be able
Speaker 2: to eat and be comfortable. Yeah, what goes on back there?
Speaker 2: I guess you can find out if you pay him
Speaker 2: seventy five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: I guess that's the big secret, right, Yeah, you see,
Speaker 1: I may have an answer for you in just a second.
Speaker 1: I did a quick search. I don't know how quickly
Speaker 1: it's going to come up. Uh okay, here's what it says.
Speaker 1: There's a cocktail hour, an exhibition tour, a formal dinner.
Speaker 1: Then there's live performances. Some high profile performer entertains guests
Speaker 1: during or after the dinner, and then there's mingling and
Speaker 1: table hopping and just the exclusive atmosphere and the dickcor right.
Speaker 2: According to Vogue, it says it's a secret. That's the
Speaker 2: reason that the guests have to abide by the no
Speaker 2: phone therefore no social media policy.
Speaker 1: Oh thank you, thinks she can't keep your snyty gala.
Speaker 1: I don't want any party I want.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: I'd rather sit on the back of a pickup truck
Speaker 1: and drink beer and listen to music than go. Right,
Speaker 1: have a great day, everybody. We appreciate you spending some
Speaker 1: time with us. We'll do it again tomorrow. Until then,
Speaker 1: don't take any crap from anybody. And now it's time
Speaker 1: for us to say see laa fool see a suckers,
Speaker 1: suck us. We got to get out of here. We
Speaker 1: could do this all day long, but we only give
Speaker 1: it a certain amount of time to do it in.
Speaker 1: And we like to wrap up the show with some
Speaker 1: of the things we learned and Tricia keeps track which guy. Yep.
Speaker 2: So we declared a few weeks ago that it's officially
Speaker 2: naked season. We predicted that y'all are going to be
Speaker 2: seeing a lot of naked stories and stories that involve nudity,
Speaker 2: and so far we have not disappointed. In today's entry
Speaker 2: and Naked Season, was a man who was sitting at
Speaker 2: the gate at the airport waiting to board his plane
Speaker 2: totally naked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not his first first time to do this too,
Speaker 1: not his first time. He clearly entered the airport.
Speaker 2: Clothed because I feel certain somebody at TSA would have
Speaker 2: noticed him being naked exactly he was at the gate.
Speaker 2: He planned it.
Speaker 1: I think he was like a funny name to give
Speaker 1: me a second pull.
Speaker 2: Remember he used his middle initial allal Duayne D. Walker
Speaker 2: or something like that. Squire. That's what it sounds like
Speaker 2: should be at the end of a name within middle
Speaker 2: initial in it, right, go ahead with what's next. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So then we talked about this was in the safety
Speaker 2: portion of the show burglars people who've been arrested for burglary.
Speaker 2: When they asked, what is your first point of entry,
Speaker 2: the first place you try when you're like, I want
Speaker 2: to get into that house, all of eighty front door,
Speaker 2: front door say they just walked to the front door
Speaker 2: and try it, and normally the front door's unlocked.
Speaker 1: So lock your doors, people, Lock your doors people.
Speaker 2: After that, it's the first floor windows, and after that
Speaker 2: it's the back door, and then the garage just like
Speaker 2: your stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your garage too. That's why I'm always so scared
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave the garage door open.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that's a that's definitely a thing. And finally,
Speaker 2: we played the feud today while Sandy had a flash
Speaker 2: of brilliance last week. Yeah, beat me for the first time,
Speaker 2: and I don't even know how long I got.
Speaker 1: The wrong number. I had four number ones, and the
Speaker 1: one that I didn't get number one really costs me.
Speaker 2: I know it definitely cost you, but I came back.
Speaker 2: I defended my title. Sandy got two to oh one.
Speaker 2: I got two eighty three.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, to you, Trisha, Congratulations to you. Have a great
Speaker 1: day everyone. Thanks for spending time with us. Grab the
Speaker 1: podcast version of the show where you get your podcast,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna do this again tomorrow, same time, same place.
Speaker 1: Until then, don't take any crap from anybody. Happy Mother's
Speaker 1: Day weekend to all you moms out there, and make
Speaker 1: sure you get your mom something, just a little something, something,
Speaker 1: a phone call, text message. Don't cut it on Mother's Day.
Speaker 1: You got a call, you gotta.
Speaker 2: Talk to mom, Gotta step it up a little bit.
Speaker 1: I always think about the mom that had like six
Speaker 1: kids getting six calls today.
Speaker 2: Prizes, yeah or six prizes.
Speaker 1: So Happy Mother's Day all you mom's out there. We
Speaker 1: wrap up the show every day with some of the
Speaker 1: things we learned. What do you got Well?
Speaker 2: The first thing we learned was this, there should be
Speaker 2: an app that lets people who love pickles know when
Speaker 2: there's a non pickle person nearby who has one up
Speaker 2: for grabs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm in, I'll take it.
Speaker 2: I think that's a great idea.
Speaker 1: Love a pickle?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and same for tomatoes. You take your tomatoes off.
Speaker 1: Something I've recently discovered or changed that I now like
Speaker 1: the little tiny cherry tomatoes.
Speaker 2: To just eat by themselves.
Speaker 1: Not even a salad. I used to never eat them.
Speaker 1: Now I will. I don't like him.
Speaker 2: Please know that our daughter and I are still talking
Speaker 2: about you. Try and because Sandys in his fitness, healthy
Speaker 2: eating phase right now. And I was like, there's nowhere
Speaker 2: to go but down after this one. The other night,
Speaker 2: you came walking into the bedroom chewing on raw collie
Speaker 2: flower and offered it to us like it was a
Speaker 2: chocolate chip cooking. It was like, it's delicious, and Lander
Speaker 2: and I both were like, dude, love it. Tell your
Speaker 2: story walking. There's nothing you can say it's gonna convince
Speaker 2: us that raw colliflower is a great snap.
Speaker 1: I enjoy it.
Speaker 2: Whatever, go eat your chocolate chip nonsense. I will, and
Speaker 2: I'll be a lot happier for it. Another thing we
Speaker 2: learned was some French innovator figured out a pill that
Speaker 2: you can take that say it's a chocolate pill. When
Speaker 2: you toot, your toot smell like chocolate.
Speaker 1: Chocolate toot, So that would concern me chocolate too.
Speaker 2: Say it's a pill that smells like roses. When you toot,
Speaker 2: your toots smell like roses come on strawberries.
Speaker 1: Pretty smart I.
Speaker 2: Think it's pretty smart. I think a lot of people
Speaker 2: will take him up on that, just.
Speaker 1: Like gout them for your butt, them for your.
Speaker 2: Butt, mouthwashed for your butt. Yeah, yeah, interesting. And finally, Sandy,
Speaker 2: tell the people what you've been doing lately to try
Speaker 2: and attract me sending out the vibe.
Speaker 1: I've made a list of things I can do that
Speaker 1: will make what did I title it? That make Trisha
Speaker 1: very attracted to me. I've been deleting my emails. I've
Speaker 1: changed my sheets my bed. We sleep in separate beds.
Speaker 1: I have unloaded the dishwasher, and I have wipe down
Speaker 1: countertops with Clorox wipes.
Speaker 2: And I told him, really, he could wipe down anything
Speaker 2: with the Clorox wipe and that would work. Yeah, wiped
Speaker 2: on me with a Clorox wipe.
Speaker 1: She got a little excited when I talked about unloading
Speaker 1: the dishwasher.
Speaker 2: I feel a little embarrassed about.
Speaker 1: You should be Your mother's going to hear this.
Speaker 2: I hate going to hear this so much.
Speaker 1: Have a great day, everyone in a nice Mother's Day weekend.
Speaker 1: We're going to do this again on Monday, same time,
Speaker 1: same place. Until then, don't take any crap from anybody.