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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you actually came. No, not like not that I

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<v Speaker 1>doubted you or anything, but I'm just happy that you did. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>come on in, come in, make yourself at home. There's

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<v Speaker 1>not really much hair. I won't lie, but at least

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<v Speaker 1>I have the basics, Like, at least we still have

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<v Speaker 1>a dining table, right, Yeah, I won't lie. I got

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<v Speaker 1>the second hand from the Facebook marketplace. But don't worry.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't worry.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all clean and like disinfected and everything. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>like I bought it from like some hobo on the street. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all nice and clean and ready for our dinner. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't you go take a seat. The food is

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<v Speaker 1>actually almost ready, so I hope you're hungry. I made

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<v Speaker 1>quite a lot. Hey, it's no problem. Really, Just think

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<v Speaker 1>me repaying you for helping me out last night. It

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<v Speaker 1>was really sweet. Thank you so much. And I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>sorry that I came to you a little bit pissed.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry. I hope I didn't make you uncomfortable

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<v Speaker 1>or anything. I mean clearly I didn't. Otherwise you wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be here tonight, would you. So I guess it all

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<v Speaker 1>worked out in the end, right, Okay, you go take

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<v Speaker 1>your seat at the table and I will get our

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<v Speaker 1>meals ready. Okay, sure, yeah, you can put on some music.

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<v Speaker 1>You can go ahead and connect to my Bluetooth speaker

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<v Speaker 1>over there if you want to. Yeah. Sure, you seem

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<v Speaker 1>to really like having music on, don't you. No, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not complaining. I love it honestly. Like my life, I

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<v Speaker 1>genuinely don't think I could live without music. Like everything

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<v Speaker 1>I do has to have music playing in the background,

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<v Speaker 1>otherwise I feel like I can't do it, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean, Like the little daily tasks that you

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<v Speaker 1>have to do, I have to have music to help

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<v Speaker 1>me get through, otherwise I will just not want to

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<v Speaker 1>do anything. Like who cleans in silence? You know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean. See, I'm glad you get me. Sure, put

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<v Speaker 1>on whatever you want. You can put on a playlist

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<v Speaker 1>or just whatever. I don't mind you pick. I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>with you in a second. I hope you like this

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<v Speaker 1>because this is my first time making this. Like, I

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<v Speaker 1>know he said I could cook, but this is new

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<v Speaker 1>to me. I can cook, like the the kind of

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<v Speaker 1>stuff that I usually eat, which is like I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>pasta and easy things. I do love a good carbonara.

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<v Speaker 1>That's usually my go to. No, don't worry, it'll taste good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna like poison you or anything. I hope okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I think this is ready.

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<v Speaker 2>I sure do.

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<v Speaker 1>Hope you're hungry because I think I made a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit too much. But it's okay if you don't eat

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<v Speaker 1>at all, because I can like save it for leftovers

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<v Speaker 1>or something. Honestly, don't fault yourself, and hey, you go.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope it looks okay, and I hope it tastes

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<v Speaker 1>okay more than that. Okay, I'm gonna let you do

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<v Speaker 1>the honors since it is your favorite dish. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean I wouldn't poison you? Okay, Okay, fine whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go first. It's fine. Since you don't trust me,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I'll I guess I'll just try it myself.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kidding. Okay, here we go. I think it looks

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<v Speaker 1>and smells okay. I think I just need to see

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<v Speaker 1>if it tastes okay, Okay, honestly, yeah, that is really good.

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<v Speaker 1>Not to like toot my own horn or anything, but

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<v Speaker 1>I've really outdone myself with this. Yeah, well, after I

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<v Speaker 1>after I got my keys back and I got into here,

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<v Speaker 1>I immediately showered, changed, and I went out shopping so

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<v Speaker 1>that I could get the ingredients to make your favorite thing. No, really,

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<v Speaker 1>it was no bother. I actually really enjoyed doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is actually really good. Oh, oh my god, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>such a bad host. I didn't even offer you a drink.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. What? Okay, I'm so sorry. Maybe I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit nervous. What drink would you want? I

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<v Speaker 1>have cans or I have alcohol. We could get a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit tipsy and just have fun, you know, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I agree? Okay, you know what, I'll go get the

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<v Speaker 1>bottle and hey you go they when? When? Okay, nice,

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<v Speaker 1>good one.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you like it?

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<v Speaker 1>Hmm, it's really good. I think I did a really

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<v Speaker 1>good job of this. So so, how long have you

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<v Speaker 1>lived in this building? Oh? So not that much longer

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<v Speaker 1>than me? Then, right, It's crazy. It's almost as if

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<v Speaker 1>like the universe knew we were like supposed to meet

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<v Speaker 1>or something. I'm sorry that was so cheesy. I will

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<v Speaker 1>never say anything like that ever again. Oh good, you

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<v Speaker 1>like cheesy? Okay, good, because I will probably come up

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<v Speaker 1>with like random little cheesy one liners. But if you

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<v Speaker 1>like that, then I will go right ahead. So you

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<v Speaker 1>we had many bills trying to hit on you lately.

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<v Speaker 1>That's surprising. No, I'm just saying, like, you know, why

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't they. I mean, look at you, Like, just looking

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<v Speaker 1>at you makes me want to like anyway, this food's

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<v Speaker 1>like really good. I'm sorry I keep tooting my own

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<v Speaker 1>horn and whatever, but like it is really good. I

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<v Speaker 1>did a really good job. What. No, I wasn't gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say anything. I don't even know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Just eat your food. No, really, no, really, I it's fine,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't. I don't want to make things really awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>M oh yeah, why what are you thinking about? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>you're trying to pressure me into telling you. So now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing the thing to you. It's not nice, is it?

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<v Speaker 1>What were you thinking about? See? Now I really want

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<v Speaker 1>to know, because like suddenly acting really awkward and I

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<v Speaker 1>can see you smirking to yourself, and now I'm really intrigued.

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<v Speaker 1>What if I was like to come over there and

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<v Speaker 1>convince you? Oh is that a challenge? Because I will?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, you asked for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey there, gorgeous, See you're already folding. I didn't even

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<v Speaker 2>have to do much. I just sit on your lap,

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<v Speaker 2>call you gorgeous, and it worked. So you're going to

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<v Speaker 2>tell me what was on your mind?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? Yes, the shirt from yesterday? Of course I remember.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, if you like seeing me in that, you

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<v Speaker 1>should try to see me in nothing. Why why are

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<v Speaker 1>you blushing? Why are you suddenly shy? I'm not even

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<v Speaker 1>doing anything yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen. I am not usually one to do this on

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<v Speaker 2>like a first day, but you're kind of making it

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<v Speaker 2>really hard to resist.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh uh uh.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to kiss me, you gotta earn it first.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me how good I looked in your shit? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Keep going, tell me how good I look?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? Yeah? I like that?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, i'd say, n't it? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>My bed isn't exactly set up yet, so how about

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<v Speaker 1>we move this over to the mattress. I know, not

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<v Speaker 1>very sexy, is it? But it's okay because you make

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<v Speaker 1>up for it. Hey, and at least this way it

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<v Speaker 1>can't break, right, silver lining