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<v Speaker 1>It's the fuck that to the day. All right, let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>We make you look smart, inn of your buddies. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the fat of the day. Here's what I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 1>about today's fun facts. When you tell your buddies, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't even have to give me credit. They could sound

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<v Speaker 1>like they came from you. All right, Hell, I know

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<v Speaker 1>you give me credit. Like, hey, you know Rod told

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<v Speaker 1>me this this morning, and I want to share this.

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<v Speaker 1>You're off the hook. Let everybody think that you're the genius. Now, okay, good,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Thank you, cats. I'm talking enough about

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<v Speaker 1>cats on this show. Cats. I love all the cats.

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<v Speaker 1>I love all the cats. I wish I could take

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<v Speaker 1>the ball home. Cats can actually survive drinking ocean water.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah they're cat kidneys can filter out the salt, cat

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<v Speaker 1>and use the water for hydration. Our kidneys cannot do that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we need cat kidneys here. Ninety eight percent of the

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<v Speaker 1>atoms that are currently making up your body are different

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<v Speaker 1>than the atoms that made you up last year. That

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<v Speaker 1>is fun. So technically you're almost an entirely different person

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<v Speaker 1>now than you were a year ago. I've changed. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're just looking at your I was like, God, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>so different about you changed. Look that was me. I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't seen you in a year. Ninety eight percent of

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<v Speaker 1>my atoms are different. No wonder you don't. No wonder

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<v Speaker 1>we can't relate to each other. Different about you today.

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<v Speaker 1>There are over twenty thousand known be species in the world,

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<v Speaker 1>species b species. Four thousand of them are not native

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<v Speaker 1>to the United States. But honeybees are not one of them.

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<v Speaker 1>That's neat They weren't here before being imported from Europe

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<v Speaker 1>in the seventeenth century. Oh so, Europe just over. Thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for the bees. It's the fuck it. We make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart in front of your bodies. It's the fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Back to the day.