Speaker 1: Shordage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But you're freaking idiot. No, we just heard from Metallica
Speaker 2: if you would like a chance to win tickets to
Speaker 2: see the guys in June at Raymond James Stadium. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you might want to vote for you say it. We
Speaker 2: play it not only this morning, but each morning this
Speaker 2: week because that's the fries that we have up for grads.
Speaker 2: We just randomly give those tickets to a listener who
Speaker 2: takes the time to vote on the JR Facebook page.
Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, you're voting on Sammy Hagar this morning.
Speaker 2: Which Sammy Hagar tune to play back at nine o'clock.
Speaker 2: We'll tabulate the votes, whichever one gets the most, we'll
Speaker 2: play at nine and then Taco randomly picks one of
Speaker 2: you gives you Metallica.
Speaker 3: Tickets And as Pat said, this is all we do.
Speaker 3: We're giving these away, So good luck to you.
Speaker 2: Boy. I just realized the chances of this are pretty astronomical.
Speaker 2: Within one show, actually, within a couple hours. Using a
Speaker 2: term that neither of us had heard, before up until today, rabdo.
Speaker 2: Remember that what rabdo.
Speaker 3: Is that's blowing up your muscles by working working out
Speaker 3: too hard.
Speaker 2: Over exerting your muscles to the point where they break
Speaker 2: down in the blood. We learned about this from the
Speaker 2: young lady from I think North or South Carolina who
Speaker 2: was so into CrossFit that she over exerted herself and
Speaker 2: that's what she was diagnosed with or her arms literally exploded.
Speaker 3: Do we have another rabdo?
Speaker 2: We've got twelve more, uh, Twelve members of the Toffs
Speaker 2: University lacrosse team have been hospitalized and diagnosed with RABDO,
Speaker 2: which is that life threatening condition we just described. How
Speaker 2: did they come to have this diagnosis either working out
Speaker 2: or playing lacrosse? Working outs with a Navy Seal workout regiment, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that'll every time. This was organized apparently by some alums
Speaker 2: of both the university and the lacrosse with current lacrosse players. Hey,
Speaker 2: we know some Navy Seals. You guys really want to
Speaker 2: get a leg up once you work out with them,
Speaker 2: and you know you'll wipe out the competition. So twelve
Speaker 2: of them said, yeah, we'll go do that. They lasted
Speaker 2: forty five minutes and next thing you know they're all
Speaker 2: in the hospital.
Speaker 3: I'd be the one guy that wouldn't be in the
Speaker 3: hospital because when they said, hey, why did you guys
Speaker 3: work out with these Navy seals? Say, I'm really not
Speaker 3: into it today.
Speaker 2: Any show, movie, documentary, whatever that I've ever seen that
Speaker 2: has to do with the Navy seal training, Oh god,
Speaker 2: I look at that, and I go, those are first
Speaker 2: of all, I go, those are the most badass people
Speaker 2: on the planet right there. That and knowing and seeing
Speaker 2: how many bad asses drop out of that, that still
Speaker 2: means they're bad asses. But the ones don't and you know,
Speaker 2: persist all the way through. You're like, yeah, I'm all
Speaker 2: right with those guys on the front line, you know,
Speaker 2: doing what they need to do to keep us safe.
Speaker 3: Anything I've seen on those as you were saying, let's
Speaker 3: say on TV, I get tired of just watching it.
Speaker 3: I have a few buddies who are Navy seals. My
Speaker 3: buddy I don't want to say his name, but he
Speaker 3: had to do the test several times over and over
Speaker 3: and over. Toughest thing ever. But what the achievement, you know,
Speaker 3: no doubt, no doubts. I mean, you could kill somebody
Speaker 3: with a matchstick. They know how to work the problem.
Speaker 3: Pick that up from watching Seal Team Deep Man Seal Team.
Speaker 2: They throw that phrase around a lot.
Speaker 3: Work the problem. That's like, take care of the issue, correct.
Speaker 2: Well, sort things out, man. You know here, here's the dilemma.
Speaker 2: That's where Bob World Order does work.
Speaker 3: It's technically what Bob World Order does. Sorry, here's the dilemma.
Speaker 3: People stealing all this stuff from convenience stores or Victoria's
Speaker 3: Secrets or First Place, any retail place. Yeah, and you
Speaker 3: wipe them out of the kneecaps. We are going to
Speaker 3: have an excessive amount of handicap spots once they get
Speaker 3: out of jail.
Speaker 2: Headline of the Week contender, Hold on, all.
Speaker 3: Right, I get excited about days. If you can't tell,
Speaker 3: I was totally lean back, kicking back in the chair.
Speaker 2: I have a feeling this will have some questions coming
Speaker 2: from the one Hunter Bob after he hears it.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, human.
Speaker 2: Cases of raccoon parasite may be your best excuse to
Speaker 2: buy a flamethrower.
Speaker 3: Of raccoon parasite.
Speaker 2: Human cases of raccoon parasite may be your best excuse
Speaker 2: to buy a flame thrower. Again, we're going to learn
Speaker 2: some new stuff here. I'm thinking for most of us,
Speaker 2: is it to.
Speaker 3: Burn up the land where they may have done FECI
Speaker 3: done poopy and then and then you uh, the parasites
Speaker 3: they're there. So you're burning all this.
Speaker 2: You're you're on the right track, Taco Bob, I didn't
Speaker 2: know that raccoons have a commune portal or they all
Speaker 2: go duty and pp in the same place. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: groups that run together, they all really designated place. A
Speaker 2: lot of times it could be a hollowed out tree
Speaker 2: or underneath some brush or in a little burrow or whatever.
Speaker 2: They just they put it all in one place and
Speaker 2: as that sits there, it's a raccouone portal.
Speaker 3: I thought that was just, you know, a classy name
Speaker 3: for a budle.
Speaker 2: I'm really gonna get into the weeds here with some
Speaker 2: of this stuff. Anyway, they all go to the we
Speaker 2: have to be the same spot, and those festering piles
Speaker 2: there can produce this parasitic roundworm, causing an effect called
Speaker 2: bay bay less of carriers pry coast okay stop spreads
Speaker 2: via eggs and raccoon feces. So and adult worms live
Speaker 2: in the intestines of the mask trash scavengers, and each
Speaker 2: female worm can produce nearly two hundred thousand eggs per day,
Speaker 2: and once in the environment, those eggs can remain infectious
Speaker 2: for years. They can survive drying out as well as
Speaker 2: most chemical treatments disinfectants, including bleach. There's where the flamethrowers
Speaker 2: come in.
Speaker 3: Torch it, yes, in less.
Speaker 2: When I read this, though, I was thinking, are you
Speaker 2: talking of just torching the raccoons themselves?
Speaker 3: No, their duty the duty.
Speaker 2: But if you want to stop the problem, work the problem,
Speaker 2: you should really go to the.
Speaker 3: Head of the snake, which is just stay clear of
Speaker 3: raccoon boot for one. And if you if they're all
Speaker 3: using the commune portal I think you called it. And
Speaker 3: it's in a tree a hole of inch, like he said,
Speaker 3: Now you're gonna flame the tree, and now you're gonna
Speaker 3: have a forest er.
Speaker 2: It's a hollowed out tree, so the tree is probably dead. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you're gonna create a forest fire. And then now
Speaker 2: let's try this one on our wives. Honey, I'm a
Speaker 2: buy a flamethrower.
Speaker 3: Start flamethrowing.
Speaker 2: Buy a flamethrower. Huh, Well that's great, you're what Yeah,
Speaker 2: pick up a flamethrower.
Speaker 3: Raccoon problem, raccoon duty problem. It's infectious eggs and stuff.
Speaker 3: You don't want that, right, Probably good to know pet owners,
Speaker 3: you know, because sometimes o dogs you let them out
Speaker 3: in the backyard if they have to eat, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you have a dog that likes to eat
Speaker 4: such things, Teddy, yeah, you be the eater.
Speaker 2: Please please. We're not condoning flamethrowing raccoons, No, just their
Speaker 2: duty sins to kill the the eggs.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: The United States will soon have just one kmart left
Speaker 2: on the mainland. Really, there's currently two. There is h
Speaker 2: there is one in the Bridgehampton, Long Island area. That
Speaker 2: one is closing in October. That will leave just the location,
Speaker 2: which is a dot downsized mini kmart in Kendall Lake's
Speaker 2: Plaza in Miami.
Speaker 3: They're gonna have to keep it, just like they did
Speaker 3: with the with the Blockbuster.
Speaker 2: There are still some of these downsized came I thought
Speaker 2: kmart was completely done and gone, remember the whole disastrous
Speaker 2: merger with Sears and sucked them both down the drain. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I thought they were long gone, But apparently they do
Speaker 2: still have some some stores in Guam and the US
Speaker 2: Virgin Islands, although they are these downsized ones and they
Speaker 2: only exist because there's not a lot of competition there.
Speaker 3: You can get everything that you get at a Kmart
Speaker 3: online on Amazon.
Speaker 2: I think we brought this up before, even when Kmart
Speaker 2: was in its heyday and had thousands of stores. Was
Speaker 2: that ever your families go to I'm going back all
Speaker 2: the way when I was a.
Speaker 3: Kid, No, because we had the Navy Exchange. Okay, most
Speaker 3: people don't go to the Navy Exchange. Kmart wasn't anyway.
Speaker 3: You were embarrassed if you wore Kmart stuff. Yeah, that
Speaker 3: I'm telling you growing up, if they go, oh, look
Speaker 3: at him, he's wearing Kmart special, blue light special. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Kmart specials for your shoes or something like that.
Speaker 2: We weren't, like, we weren't a wealthy family. Were christ
Speaker 2: My shoes, I told you come from the wind Dixie
Speaker 2: shoe rack, the big and I didn't even I didn't
Speaker 2: even rate Kmart.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Plastic cleats, dude, I'm talking about the bottom the entire shoes,
Speaker 2: literally like this har plastic.
Speaker 3: It broke on his first to first base.
Speaker 2: Put my feet in him, and my big fat feet
Speaker 2: broke right out the side of him when I was
Speaker 2: twelve years old.
Speaker 3: Blue I say it.
Speaker 2: I never right there with Bo Wildman barefoot, the Little Diamond.
Speaker 3: We were all barefoot when you're kids. I don't even
Speaker 3: think I own shoes. For a while at.
Speaker 2: Baseball practice, I wasn't the plastic cleats.
Speaker 3: I was shocked when I first went to a to
Speaker 3: a kmart that they really did have a blue light that.
Speaker 2: Would light up when there was a blue lights vasion.
Speaker 2: I was on this little uh it looked like these
Speaker 2: robots that you have now. They just push it on
Speaker 2: a cart and just push it into whatever department they
Speaker 2: need to clear crap out on and turned the blue light.
Speaker 2: Attention Kmark Shoppers. Blue Light special currently in sporting goods
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Speaker 3: Mom, Do you hear that?
Speaker 2: Zeb Coo.
Speaker 3: Attention Kramark Shoppers. Right now, blue Light Special? You ready
Speaker 3: for this? Look at those kids salivating the roadster MoES Hoppees.
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