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<v Speaker 1>Shordage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiot. No, we just heard from Metallica

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<v Speaker 2>if you would like a chance to win tickets to

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<v Speaker 2>see the guys in June at Raymond James Stadium. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you might want to vote for you say it. We

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<v Speaker 2>play it not only this morning, but each morning this

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<v Speaker 2>week because that's the fries that we have up for grads.

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<v Speaker 2>We just randomly give those tickets to a listener who

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<v Speaker 2>takes the time to vote on the JR Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, by the way, you're voting on Sammy Hagar this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Which Sammy Hagar tune to play back at nine o'clock.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll tabulate the votes, whichever one gets the most, we'll

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<v Speaker 2>play at nine and then Taco randomly picks one of

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<v Speaker 2>you gives you Metallica.

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<v Speaker 3>Tickets And as Pat said, this is all we do.

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<v Speaker 3>We're giving these away, So good luck to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy. I just realized the chances of this are pretty astronomical.

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<v Speaker 2>Within one show, actually, within a couple hours. Using a

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<v Speaker 2>term that neither of us had heard, before up until today, rabdo.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember that what rabdo.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that's blowing up your muscles by working working out

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<v Speaker 3>too hard.

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<v Speaker 2>Over exerting your muscles to the point where they break

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<v Speaker 2>down in the blood. We learned about this from the

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<v Speaker 2>young lady from I think North or South Carolina who

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<v Speaker 2>was so into CrossFit that she over exerted herself and

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<v Speaker 2>that's what she was diagnosed with or her arms literally exploded.

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<v Speaker 3>Do we have another rabdo?

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<v Speaker 2>We've got twelve more, uh, Twelve members of the Toffs

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<v Speaker 2>University lacrosse team have been hospitalized and diagnosed with RABDO,

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<v Speaker 2>which is that life threatening condition we just described. How

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<v Speaker 2>did they come to have this diagnosis either working out

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<v Speaker 2>or playing lacrosse? Working outs with a Navy Seal workout regiment, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that'll every time. This was organized apparently by some alums

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<v Speaker 2>of both the university and the lacrosse with current lacrosse players. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>we know some Navy Seals. You guys really want to

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<v Speaker 2>get a leg up once you work out with them,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know you'll wipe out the competition. So twelve

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<v Speaker 2>of them said, yeah, we'll go do that. They lasted

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<v Speaker 2>forty five minutes and next thing you know they're all

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<v Speaker 2>in the hospital.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd be the one guy that wouldn't be in the

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<v Speaker 3>hospital because when they said, hey, why did you guys

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<v Speaker 3>work out with these Navy seals? Say, I'm really not

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<v Speaker 3>into it today.

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<v Speaker 2>Any show, movie, documentary, whatever that I've ever seen that

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<v Speaker 2>has to do with the Navy seal training, Oh god,

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<v Speaker 2>I look at that, and I go, those are first

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<v Speaker 2>of all, I go, those are the most badass people

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<v Speaker 2>on the planet right there. That and knowing and seeing

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<v Speaker 2>how many bad asses drop out of that, that still

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<v Speaker 2>means they're bad asses. But the ones don't and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>persist all the way through. You're like, yeah, I'm all

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<v Speaker 2>right with those guys on the front line, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>doing what they need to do to keep us safe.

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<v Speaker 3>Anything I've seen on those as you were saying, let's

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<v Speaker 3>say on TV, I get tired of just watching it.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a few buddies who are Navy seals. My

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<v Speaker 3>buddy I don't want to say his name, but he

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<v Speaker 3>had to do the test several times over and over

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<v Speaker 3>and over. Toughest thing ever. But what the achievement, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>no doubt, no doubts. I mean, you could kill somebody

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<v Speaker 3>with a matchstick. They know how to work the problem.

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<v Speaker 3>Pick that up from watching Seal Team Deep Man Seal Team.

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<v Speaker 2>They throw that phrase around a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Work the problem. That's like, take care of the issue, correct.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, sort things out, man. You know here, here's the dilemma.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where Bob World Order does work.

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<v Speaker 3>It's technically what Bob World Order does. Sorry, here's the dilemma.

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<v Speaker 3>People stealing all this stuff from convenience stores or Victoria's

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<v Speaker 3>Secrets or First Place, any retail place. Yeah, and you

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<v Speaker 3>wipe them out of the kneecaps. We are going to

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<v Speaker 3>have an excessive amount of handicap spots once they get

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<v Speaker 3>out of jail.

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<v Speaker 2>Headline of the Week contender, Hold on, all.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, I get excited about days. If you can't tell,

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<v Speaker 3>I was totally lean back, kicking back in the chair.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a feeling this will have some questions coming

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<v Speaker 2>from the one Hunter Bob after he hears it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, okay, human.

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<v Speaker 2>Cases of raccoon parasite may be your best excuse to

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<v Speaker 2>buy a flamethrower.

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<v Speaker 3>Of raccoon parasite.

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<v Speaker 2>Human cases of raccoon parasite may be your best excuse

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<v Speaker 2>to buy a flame thrower. Again, we're going to learn

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<v Speaker 2>some new stuff here. I'm thinking for most of us,

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<v Speaker 2>is it to.

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<v Speaker 3>Burn up the land where they may have done FECI

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<v Speaker 3>done poopy and then and then you uh, the parasites

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<v Speaker 3>they're there. So you're burning all this.

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<v Speaker 2>You're you're on the right track, Taco Bob, I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>know that raccoons have a commune portal or they all

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<v Speaker 2>go duty and pp in the same place. Yeah, the

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<v Speaker 2>groups that run together, they all really designated place. A

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<v Speaker 2>lot of times it could be a hollowed out tree

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<v Speaker 2>or underneath some brush or in a little burrow or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>They just they put it all in one place and

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<v Speaker 2>as that sits there, it's a raccouone portal.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought that was just, you know, a classy name

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<v Speaker 3>for a budle.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really gonna get into the weeds here with some

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<v Speaker 2>of this stuff. Anyway, they all go to the we

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<v Speaker 2>have to be the same spot, and those festering piles

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<v Speaker 2>there can produce this parasitic roundworm, causing an effect called

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<v Speaker 2>bay bay less of carriers pry coast okay stop spreads

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<v Speaker 2>via eggs and raccoon feces. So and adult worms live

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<v Speaker 2>in the intestines of the mask trash scavengers, and each

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<v Speaker 2>female worm can produce nearly two hundred thousand eggs per day,

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<v Speaker 2>and once in the environment, those eggs can remain infectious

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<v Speaker 2>for years. They can survive drying out as well as

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<v Speaker 2>most chemical treatments disinfectants, including bleach. There's where the flamethrowers

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<v Speaker 2>come in.

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<v Speaker 3>Torch it, yes, in less.

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<v Speaker 2>When I read this, though, I was thinking, are you

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<v Speaker 2>talking of just torching the raccoons themselves?

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<v Speaker 3>No, their duty the duty.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you want to stop the problem, work the problem,

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<v Speaker 2>you should really go to the.

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<v Speaker 3>Head of the snake, which is just stay clear of

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<v Speaker 3>raccoon boot for one. And if you if they're all

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<v Speaker 3>using the commune portal I think you called it. And

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<v Speaker 3>it's in a tree a hole of inch, like he said,

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<v Speaker 3>Now you're gonna flame the tree, and now you're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>have a forest er.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a hollowed out tree, so the tree is probably dead. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but you're gonna create a forest fire. And then now

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<v Speaker 2>let's try this one on our wives. Honey, I'm a

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<v Speaker 2>buy a flamethrower.

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<v Speaker 3>Start flamethrowing.

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<v Speaker 2>Buy a flamethrower. Huh, Well that's great, you're what Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>pick up a flamethrower.

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<v Speaker 3>Raccoon problem, raccoon duty problem. It's infectious eggs and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't want that, right, Probably good to know pet owners,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, because sometimes o dogs you let them out

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<v Speaker 3>in the backyard if they have to eat, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, if you have a dog that likes to eat

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<v Speaker 4>such things, Teddy, yeah, you be the eater.

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<v Speaker 2>Please please. We're not condoning flamethrowing raccoons, No, just their

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<v Speaker 2>duty sins to kill the the eggs.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>The United States will soon have just one kmart left

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<v Speaker 2>on the mainland. Really, there's currently two. There is h

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<v Speaker 2>there is one in the Bridgehampton, Long Island area. That

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<v Speaker 2>one is closing in October. That will leave just the location,

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<v Speaker 2>which is a dot downsized mini kmart in Kendall Lake's

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<v Speaker 2>Plaza in Miami.

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<v Speaker 3>They're gonna have to keep it, just like they did

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<v Speaker 3>with the with the Blockbuster.

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<v Speaker 2>There are still some of these downsized came I thought

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<v Speaker 2>kmart was completely done and gone, remember the whole disastrous

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<v Speaker 2>merger with Sears and sucked them both down the drain. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought they were long gone, But apparently they do

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<v Speaker 2>still have some some stores in Guam and the US

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<v Speaker 2>Virgin Islands, although they are these downsized ones and they

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<v Speaker 2>only exist because there's not a lot of competition there.

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<v Speaker 3>You can get everything that you get at a Kmart

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<v Speaker 3>online on Amazon.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we brought this up before, even when Kmart

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<v Speaker 2>was in its heyday and had thousands of stores. Was

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<v Speaker 2>that ever your families go to I'm going back all

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<v Speaker 2>the way when I was a.

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<v Speaker 3>Kid, No, because we had the Navy Exchange. Okay, most

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<v Speaker 3>people don't go to the Navy Exchange. Kmart wasn't anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>You were embarrassed if you wore Kmart stuff. Yeah, that

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<v Speaker 3>I'm telling you growing up, if they go, oh, look

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<v Speaker 3>at him, he's wearing Kmart special, blue light special. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>Kmart specials for your shoes or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>We weren't, like, we weren't a wealthy family. Were christ

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<v Speaker 2>My shoes, I told you come from the wind Dixie

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<v Speaker 2>shoe rack, the big and I didn't even I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>even rate Kmart.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Plastic cleats, dude, I'm talking about the bottom the entire shoes,

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<v Speaker 2>literally like this har plastic.

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<v Speaker 3>It broke on his first to first base.

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<v Speaker 2>Put my feet in him, and my big fat feet

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<v Speaker 2>broke right out the side of him when I was

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<v Speaker 2>twelve years old.

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<v Speaker 3>Blue I say it.

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<v Speaker 2>I never right there with Bo Wildman barefoot, the Little Diamond.

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<v Speaker 3>We were all barefoot when you're kids. I don't even

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<v Speaker 3>think I own shoes. For a while at.

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<v Speaker 2>Baseball practice, I wasn't the plastic cleats.

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<v Speaker 3>I was shocked when I first went to a to

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<v Speaker 3>a kmart that they really did have a blue light that.

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<v Speaker 2>Would light up when there was a blue lights vasion.

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<v Speaker 2>I was on this little uh it looked like these

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<v Speaker 2>robots that you have now. They just push it on

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<v Speaker 2>a cart and just push it into whatever department they

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<v Speaker 2>need to clear crap out on and turned the blue light.

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<v Speaker 2>Attention Kmark Shoppers. Blue Light special currently in sporting goods

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<v Speaker 2>zeb Coo rotting Reels.

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<v Speaker 3>Mom, Do you hear that?

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<v Speaker 2>Zeb Coo.

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<v Speaker 3>Attention Kramark Shoppers. Right now, blue Light Special? You ready

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<v Speaker 3>for this? Look at those kids salivating the roadster MoES Hoppees.

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