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Speaker 3: I've been tripping all day. Is that classified as a
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Speaker 2: Theres always any joke that makes it go.
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Speaker 3: I know one of so Billy wants to do dad
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Speaker 3: So this is fun. Halloween's obviously like getting close like
Speaker 3: a fucking couple more weeks and I'm getting super excited.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna buy Tom says he wants me to
Speaker 2: buy him a costume. So I'm like, anybody want to
Speaker 2: weigh in on the fact that I'm gonna buy him
Speaker 2: a freely assinn.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna wear it then, because for all the
Speaker 3: listeners we're gonna.
Speaker 2: We will rise together and make him wear We're.
Speaker 3: Gonna have on how We're gonna, like probably just film
Speaker 3: through my phone for now and stuff like that. We
Speaker 3: do have a camera and ship, but just the way
Speaker 3: it's gonna work out, it might be a live stream
Speaker 3: we're still deciding on Facebook, or it might be a
Speaker 3: video that we record most likely and then put it
Speaker 3: on Facebook and YouTube and all that ship. But we're
Speaker 3: gonna try to film the Halloween episode that we're gonna
Speaker 3: do just for a fun little thing, and we're gonna
Speaker 3: dress up and it will be something fun and different
Speaker 3: and something for the fucking YouTube page. But oh yeah,
Speaker 3: and I got some whiskey Crown World going, and I
Speaker 3: also have some pumpkin beers.
Speaker 2: I know it's got to be discussed.
Speaker 3: No one, it was like, that's all the glost because
Speaker 3: I was drinking on the Ami Horror episode. I was
Speaker 3: drinking the one that I have actually upstairs. It's called paranormal.
Speaker 3: And then the other one that guy is called pumpkin
Speaker 3: patch or something like that.
Speaker 2: Super drunk.
Speaker 3: I do like flying monkeys and flying monkeys, and it's
Speaker 3: it's ten point. It's ten.
Speaker 2: So we just got that BP there.
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, so that pumpkin ales ten percent called whatever paranormal.
Speaker 3: It literally tastes like a pumpkin cookie, like a pumpkin
Speaker 3: cinnamon cookie. So some people it's just dangerous. I know
Speaker 3: it is, because you can drink like two of those
Speaker 3: and you break probably a little buzz. So I got that.
Speaker 2: I got some.
Speaker 3: I'm sipping on some straight whiskey. I always do.
Speaker 2: He was original because they said Cors Banquet's discontinued. And
Speaker 2: if one more person tells me that it's a different beer, no,
Speaker 2: it fucking isn't. It's the exact goddamn same beer. Just
Speaker 2: brooding the Moulson factory now. So they had to cancel
Speaker 2: the Cours Banquet and they just renamed it Cores Original.
Speaker 3: It's the same, it looks the exact same, No, they.
Speaker 2: They renamed it because it's now from so fuck, I'm
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure my facts are right on this Cours
Speaker 2: Banquet was its own thing, and now they moved into
Speaker 2: the Molson Canadian Brewery, so they're brewing out of there,
Speaker 2: and they had to rename it because now it's under Moulson.
Speaker 3: It's not interesting anyways, which.
Speaker 2: Is because.
Speaker 3: Opposite, Yeah, Cours is not its course on by the
Speaker 3: black bat owns all the other ship. It's like Cours
Speaker 3: in the Bat is Cours pretty much.
Speaker 2: The two raining weird.
Speaker 3: So obviously, if you venture into the darker side of
Speaker 3: sleepovers and parties, you might play a game like light
Speaker 3: is a feather stiff as a board, That.
Speaker 2: Is, I know, seven seconds in heaven.
Speaker 3: No, So we're gonna gather all around Billy lamp straight
Speaker 3: down the ground and then there, and then we're gonna
Speaker 3: we're gonna put our hands over you, and then we're
Speaker 3: gonna chant and close your eyes over on me, over
Speaker 3: you light of a feather.
Speaker 2: Holding it over and waiting for my wood to hit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's lighting is a feathers stiff as a board,
Speaker 3: light feather craft, and you levitate, you put it the
Speaker 3: thing is into that person and cause them to levitate.
Speaker 3: It happened in The Craft, which is a documentary. I'm
Speaker 3: just joking. I actually want to watch The Craft this year. Dude,
Speaker 3: that's a great movie. And they're coming out of the roommak.
Speaker 3: It's not witches. Oh you know, we're getting the Ouiji
Speaker 3: bordout and attempting to communicate with the other side. But
Speaker 3: let's take this party to the next level. Let's get
Speaker 3: strange with this. But I learned how to summon some
Speaker 3: of the most infamous monsters and slumber party lore.
Speaker 2: I thought we were talking about like bondage and ship.
Speaker 2: I thought that's where we're going with that. Really, if
Speaker 2: someone said let's take this to the next level, it'll
Speaker 2: be like I thought you never asked and started taking
Speaker 2: off my belt and like tying it. You're about to
Speaker 2: get a dirty block guy. You're about to tell people
Speaker 2: you just walked into a wat.
Speaker 3: You'd be like, oh, baby, I thought you never ask.
Speaker 3: And then you open your closet and there's like sixty
Speaker 3: different for re costumes.
Speaker 2: They're like, which do you want? You want to be
Speaker 2: a bigger.
Speaker 3: So let's get into one that we've already talked about
Speaker 3: on previous episode. The original Like uh, Legends one, but
Speaker 3: this is like a different way, like we're just diving
Speaker 3: more a little more into Bloody Mary is uh is
Speaker 3: perhaps obviously the oldest and best known game to play
Speaker 3: at sleepover. It's like but the thing is, like I've
Speaker 3: said before on this, like that being Austin a kid,
Speaker 3: I grew up with one of my very good friends
Speaker 3: at the time we played we played it like but
Speaker 3: we watched candy Man. We're like fucking eight or something
Speaker 3: and which.
Speaker 2: Is weird, and that's a weird And.
Speaker 3: Then before I think I heard about Bloody Mary. But
Speaker 3: like we watch candy Man. It's a horror movie, so
Speaker 3: you think, like as a kid, it's like kind of real,
Speaker 3: like you.
Speaker 2: Know what.
Speaker 3: Would so we would do candy Man candy and like
Speaker 3: we'd fucking freak every time got four because it's five
Speaker 3: for him. But like we always did that, but like
Speaker 3: this stuff like kids doing this. We did it with
Speaker 3: candy Man, which is different. But Bloody Mary would be
Speaker 3: just a scary trump and you like candle or you
Speaker 3: just go in the dark. We do that as people.
Speaker 3: So it's supposed to be's buddy Mary's based on either
Speaker 3: Queen Mary, the first of England, or a woman named
Speaker 3: Mary Worth. Queen Mary was the daughter of Henry I
Speaker 3: think it's thirteen, Henry the thirteenth, and the first woman
Speaker 3: to rule England as the Queen of England. She was
Speaker 3: famous for burning Protestants, heretics, and witches. You know what
Speaker 3: heretic is someone.
Speaker 2: That I feel like that's bugging me. Hold up, all right, No,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I'm gonna sit here for twenty minutes
Speaker 2: thinking about that.
Speaker 3: Just it's just it's someone who is against the church
Speaker 3: and and and believes in their own shit.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have got that, but I definitely did hear
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 3: And witches. So she burned witches, like we've talked about
Speaker 3: like on the uh that you'll hear coming up on
Speaker 3: the Warwolf episode that we get into his way for
Speaker 3: that one.
Speaker 2: That was always my favorite part of all those stories too,
Speaker 2: that like if she burns, she wasn't a witch. It's
Speaker 2: like I wondered, if, after how many times consecutively you
Speaker 2: successfully burned and killed these people and they weren't supposed
Speaker 2: to die, if they were actually witches, they drown what
Speaker 2: I mean, I wonder like at what point you'd be
Speaker 2: like they drown this wrong. We killed a lot of
Speaker 2: people and not one has lived so far.
Speaker 3: So we've all we've already heard this one right. The
Speaker 3: other legends around a woman named Mary Wirth who was
Speaker 3: accused of witchcraft and taking children to retain her youth,
Speaker 3: so she would obviously like suck the youth out of
Speaker 3: the boy's little cox or something like that. While she
Speaker 3: was executed for her deeds, it said that she still
Speaker 3: seeks revenge to this day, the Summon of Bloody Mary.
Speaker 3: It's recommended that you stand in a dark room with
Speaker 3: a mirror, usually a bathroom will.
Speaker 2: Do how do you stand, like see the mirror if
Speaker 2: you're in a point No, but have you ever heard.
Speaker 3: A sky ring? Not the fucking nut sky rid you
Speaker 3: paint a fucking mirror black or you could like you
Speaker 3: paint it you can yeah, yeah, and then you like
Speaker 3: it's about it's about reverting ship. It goes deeper. She
Speaker 3: really could light a candle, uh and stare into the
Speaker 3: mirror and say bloody.
Speaker 2: Mary, blood like you're like really trying to get.
Speaker 3: Yeah three times. If you're successful, Bloody Mary might appear
Speaker 3: behind you, covered in blood, sometimes holding her deceased baby.
Speaker 3: Some versions of the leven.
Speaker 2: What do you want, kid? I was clearly in the
Speaker 2: middle of something.
Speaker 3: Some versions of the legends say that Bloody Mary would
Speaker 3: reach out and try to take your soul, so prepay
Speaker 3: her for anything. But remember we talked about her. But legends,
Speaker 3: you know what right it's It's about like because her
Speaker 3: baby died, it's still worth So her being covered in
Speaker 3: blood was about. It was her period blood or like
Speaker 3: menstrual blood. That's so obviously let's get into something that
Speaker 3: everybody knows about, the boogie Man. The boogie is just
Speaker 3: about everyone has feared the boogie Man at some point
Speaker 3: in their childhood. I don't think I am I know
Speaker 3: what you think.
Speaker 2: I mean, like it that's at age like three, where
Speaker 2: you're like just talking and you're scared that the light
Speaker 2: turns off because you hear about the boogie Man. Checked
Speaker 2: you checked under the bed for monsters? That's pretty much
Speaker 2: the book.
Speaker 3: Have you checked the children?
Speaker 2: Have you seen the children?
Speaker 3: Uh? So, there's no surprise in stories of the Boogie
Speaker 3: Man or Bogart, which has existed since the Middle Ages.
Speaker 3: I thought Bogart was just taking a cigarette too long
Speaker 3: of a joint. Boguard that joint because of Humphrey Bullgart.
Speaker 2: Thought yeah, I thought was yeah, you take too long.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's from Humphrey Bogert, a fucking old ass fucker. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think he just smokes. He like just made his
Speaker 3: cigarettes last way too long, just like way and it's
Speaker 3: like just the ashes falling off.
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know it was actually designated to cigarettes.
Speaker 2: So I and hypothetically, let's say, like I meant in
Speaker 2: a sense where like there's chips and you like grab
Speaker 2: the bag of chips, you keep eating. It's like stop
Speaker 2: bow guarding all the chips.
Speaker 3: So obviously the boogieman is exists in the Middle Ages,
Speaker 3: they say the boogeyman are usually I guesst his Boogieyman
Speaker 3: are usually described as having sharp teeth, talons, and our spirits,
Speaker 3: and some are demons. The boogieman usually turns up to
Speaker 3: punish unruly children, kind of like cramps. Ye say, I
Speaker 3: was just fucking beating with weeds cause chaos or grant wishes,
Speaker 3: depending on the story. The Boogeyman can be summoned after
Speaker 3: midnight using the following steps with care. First, carve the
Speaker 3: letter B into three candles, and.
Speaker 2: Then at and then and then then light them for
Speaker 2: the boogieyman.
Speaker 3: Leave your closet door slightly open so he can make
Speaker 3: his way in. Then crawl under the cup like you can't.
Speaker 2: You can't open up door. He's like, you need to
Speaker 2: fucking help me out here a little bit like these talents,
Speaker 2: I can't grab the knob.
Speaker 3: No, secretly is the drunk in the fucking class. Then
Speaker 3: crawl under your covers. Enchant boogie Man, creature of fear.
Speaker 3: I am not afraid, Boogieman, king of all darkness, bring
Speaker 3: me the dark boogie Man, boogie Man, I invite you in.
Speaker 2: You're why did I like if you tell me one
Speaker 2: there's got a way.
Speaker 3: It's not done yet.
Speaker 2: Hold up ninety percent of every single person that just
Speaker 2: heard that Tom is picturing you on the bed spreading
Speaker 2: your ash cheeks while you're chancing it. That is definitely
Speaker 2: like on point to exactly what the fuck that was.
Speaker 3: Okay, come on in, I invite you. If you feel
Speaker 3: the Boogieman's presence next to your beds, say boogie Man,
Speaker 3: boogie Man, welcome to my home. I am not afraid,
Speaker 3: and I welcome you here.
Speaker 2: Is that fucking boogeyman death funny to tell him his
Speaker 2: name twice. He thinks he hears it the first time
Speaker 2: and second time he's like, yeah, that is definitely.
Speaker 3: And it's like weird how you have to be like,
Speaker 3: welcome to my home. I'm not afraid, so you're welcome here.
Speaker 3: And then what is he gonna do? Go make a
Speaker 3: peanut butter sandwich in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Everybody who's been so manyat they were so scared they
Speaker 3: run for their mommies. But you you haven't eaten like
Speaker 3: six hundred years. You you're you're you're good. You're good.
Speaker 2: You're good. Donny good, good boy.
Speaker 3: If the boogie man is pleased with all of this,
Speaker 3: you can ask for a wish before he parts. What
Speaker 3: is he? Fucking Will Smith? Is he a genie?
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, don't be doing that fucking shipp
Speaker 2: in like any like Mexican households where he goes upstairs
Speaker 2: and neat some food and your grandma comes down. Who
Speaker 2: the fucking one? All right?
Speaker 3: So, if the boogieman is pleased with all of this
Speaker 3: came so, you can ask for a wish just to
Speaker 3: be sure that he never comes from under the covers. Oh,
Speaker 3: just make sure you never come out from the under
Speaker 3: the covers, not even your foot. So the boogeyman has
Speaker 3: said to drag the person back from the closet wherever
Speaker 3: it is. Yeah, it's a guy raping.
Speaker 2: And this is exact.
Speaker 3: This existed since medieval times. But it's just weird. You
Speaker 3: have to stay completely on the covers. I think in
Speaker 3: medieval times I thought that they slept in straw because
Speaker 3: it's like there's kids.
Speaker 2: Fucking you said if if he's completely satisfied, he'll grant
Speaker 2: you a wish. Why do I feel like Harvey Weinstein
Speaker 2: has said that a car come here my name, and
Speaker 2: like girls like you know what, it's a good chance,
Speaker 2: like I might gonna wish out of it. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: two nd years down the roads are gonna be talking
Speaker 2: to kids and they're gonna be like, look ome for
Speaker 2: Harvey Winston.
Speaker 3: That's gonna be bassing. Like you got yourself a fucking
Speaker 3: roll in a fucking top bill movie and he's gotta
Speaker 3: suck a little dick. Jesus fuck whatever. You You coulda
Speaker 3: have a fucking iron poker shoved up your ass.
Speaker 2: You could. It could be kinky, but you don't know
Speaker 2: how kinky is. Maybe they just they got past the kinkiness.
Speaker 2: Maybe all the girls like the kikinness, but the dick
Speaker 2: and they didn't, So that's what they're Hey.
Speaker 3: They goes into jail and pretends he's fucking like.
Speaker 2: I was fine with you whipping my back. That part
Speaker 2: didn't bother me.
Speaker 3: So this one's gonna be a little longer one. Okay,
Speaker 3: we're getting into the buddy Man. This ship's fucking fun
Speaker 3: off Easter.
Speaker 2: Does this have something to do with Eastern or is
Speaker 2: it like a twist to do with Halloween? No, but
Speaker 2: it twisted sick version of the Easter bunny kind of deal.
Speaker 3: You'll find it, So you'll find it. You'll find it,
Speaker 3: all right, carry on the legend of the Bunny Man
Speaker 3: service sometime in the nineteen seventies near a bridge on
Speaker 3: cold Chester Road in Fairfax County, Virginia. The story goes
Speaker 3: that in nineteen oh four, a bus full of psycho
Speaker 3: pathic I guess the psychiatric psychiatric patients crashed and one
Speaker 3: of the patients. Why of the patients were never found,
Speaker 3: that is until apparently eating eight rabbits.
Speaker 5: I would say, he was down there eight rabbits.
Speaker 3: We're found in Arkansas. Yeah, we're found. Stop tapping your
Speaker 3: fucking foot. Sorry, we're found in the woods near the site.
Speaker 3: Then one Halloween a group of kids were found strung
Speaker 3: up from the bridge and gutted, just like the rabbits
Speaker 3: have been. Everyone blamed the bunny Man. Summoning the bunny
Speaker 3: Man involves a quick road trip to Virginia. Quick. Okay, uh,
Speaker 3: you just have to wait underneath the bridge, the old
Speaker 3: bridge on Colchester Road on Halloween night. But let's look
Speaker 3: a little more in depth. At the first time people
Speaker 3: became aware of the bunny Man. One night in October
Speaker 3: nineteen seventy, Air Force Academy Cat Cadet Cadet Robert Bennett
Speaker 3: was driving with his fiance in North Virginia. The pairs
Speaker 3: stopped at four thousand, four hundred block on Guinea Road
Speaker 3: in Fairfax. That's funny because Guinea is a slur for
Speaker 3: an Italian.
Speaker 2: I was thinking Guinea pig. Yeah, but if you call
Speaker 2: our guinea pigs Italian pigs.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I just don't. Don't call an Italian
Speaker 3: person at Guinea gonna.
Speaker 2: Get smacked down.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that's a racial slur. Technically, that's a
Speaker 3: new one.
Speaker 2: Phyllis monologue is growing everywhere.
Speaker 3: Call someone in Italian. That's a good I don't know
Speaker 3: any I knew. I know a couple of talents. Actually
Speaker 3: I used to me a Meallian. Yeah, I know. One
Speaker 3: good guy worked with it. He literally sounded like that.
Speaker 3: He was like full bow. We used to be like
Speaker 3: just called Mario. Yeah, yeah, and then we used to
Speaker 3: call Mario. And then when he it would be funny
Speaker 3: because you would do it English actually be like get
Speaker 3: him up, cowboy, go down to the ranch, and he use.
Speaker 2: The funny shot. I'm gonna use my credit card.
Speaker 3: That's funny. That's a funny TikTok. A location near his
Speaker 3: uncle's house. This is where this pair these this his
Speaker 3: you know, Robert Bennis fiance stop by. They were sitting
Speaker 3: in the car when things started to get weird. A
Speaker 3: man dressed in white, supposedly with buddy ears, approached out
Speaker 3: of the darkness. He began to scream at the company.
Speaker 2: You're on private property.
Speaker 3: Then he was going to report them to the police,
Speaker 3: and that he got the license plate number. And this
Speaker 3: was merely off putting except for what he did next.
Speaker 3: All at once, the man hurled. Now the man hurl
Speaker 3: the fucking hatchet right through the windshield of the car
Speaker 3: and nearly hitting the pair. The couple I don't want
Speaker 3: to call him pair.
Speaker 2: But because because they were parked on a piece of
Speaker 2: land he owned, supposedly could have been an accident. I
Speaker 2: could see this guy like screaming, like they didn't He
Speaker 2: didn't even give them a chance to pull out, get
Speaker 2: off my He's like, oh, ship didn't realize hatchet.
Speaker 3: Sorry, as you might have guessed. They quickly sped off
Speaker 3: to the police station.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no ship, and the guy's already there. He's like,
Speaker 2: don't worn't the ones that property?
Speaker 3: I see that axe. I saw him out of fucking
Speaker 3: thin air, and they just hit their car. But they're
Speaker 3: on my fucking property.
Speaker 2: The motherfuckers. God reined acts on them.
Speaker 3: God rained acts.
Speaker 2: Let there be axes, like God knows this was my property.
Speaker 3: N Bob went fucking uh, well, it's off a dog
Speaker 3: man and Chris Chris Rock falls out of the sky
Speaker 3: because he's one of the gods great movie dog Mans.
Speaker 3: And then Jay's like, sexy, big titty women, just don't
Speaker 3: fall this guy and their way. It's kind of fun, though,
Speaker 3: it is fun.
Speaker 2: I find oh my god that honestly, you want to see. Okay,
Speaker 2: there is a video on that TikTok of me eating
Speaker 2: hot sauce. Oh yeah, And I couldn't believe you fucking
Speaker 2: filmed that because looking at it, that was the hottest
Speaker 2: hot sauce on the show Hot Ones. And I cannot
Speaker 2: fucking believe that I ate that much.
Speaker 3: I would literally put it.
Speaker 2: My palm was fucking covered.
Speaker 3: I died and then talking to touch your eyes and
Speaker 3: ship like, I'm surprised.
Speaker 2: It's so hard not surprised.
Speaker 3: Later on that night, I'm blind because you because after
Speaker 3: you did it, you just you didn't even wash out
Speaker 3: your hands. You just rubbed it. You can see it
Speaker 3: in the video. Yeah, look looked that up because it
Speaker 3: was on Actually I never posted that to the face,
Speaker 3: but page maybe that ship me.
Speaker 2: No, I was so drunk, I was loaded. You're like
Speaker 2: it was it's the first.
Speaker 3: Time screaming and ship. That was actually a funny video.
Speaker 2: We were all mad for letting Isabelle do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah like a quarter of what I did. You were
Speaker 3: definitely fu.
Speaker 2: Okay, I like you always pull out your phone at
Speaker 2: those times. Those are nice, Tom, Thanks for capturing all
Speaker 2: my worst moments.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so they get back to the bunny Man.
Speaker 3: The bunny man legend then became real because an axe
Speaker 3: flew through a fucking window and there was a guy
Speaker 3: in bunny years. But that was gonna fuck.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie, didn't you say as the farmer
Speaker 2: that did that?
Speaker 3: But no, it was a guy that came out and
Speaker 3: said they were on his property and he was wearing
Speaker 3: all white, but it could have been a bunny costume,
Speaker 3: but they said he was wearing bunny ears supposedly, and
Speaker 3: came out in that office, just a psychopathic one. I
Speaker 3: don't like to fuck with the costume on.
Speaker 2: I had to kill, not kill. He just wants to skur.
Speaker 3: I want to scur.
Speaker 2: And his axe and game must have been on party.
Speaker 2: It was like he must have been like this.
Speaker 3: Competitions every weekend, throwing that axe at that target just
Speaker 3: so I could scare that coubble.
Speaker 2: I throw that axe from that target. It hit bollsye
Speaker 2: and I go right on home and fuck my sister.
Speaker 6: She got so fucking turned on and she said, oh
Speaker 6: my gowd, it's you were born and raised in fucking
Speaker 6: arkansa uh from Arkansas.
Speaker 3: This is never gonna stop. I'm sorry, but this one
Speaker 3: stopped for a couple months, probably sorry Arkansas, and then
Speaker 3: we'll go on and making fun of cool back again.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: Then there is another police report that mentions that in
Speaker 3: the Notorious bunny Man of Virginia canna make fun of
Speaker 3: Virginia everyone. Uh, and this one shared shares a striking
Speaker 3: few similarities with the first tail. Ten days later, right
Speaker 3: around Halloween, a construction company near the area was ten
Speaker 3: days after the first one. Yeah, I guess so, which
Speaker 3: is so it was.
Speaker 2: Just one guy losing his mind.
Speaker 3: Became the bunny Man's new stomping grounds. Uh. Security guard
Speaker 3: named Paul Phillips was on duty. Obviously, you have the
Speaker 3: fucking this construction site his.
Speaker 2: You see that.
Speaker 3: Obviously the debates were horrible, and it was terrible, terrible
Speaker 3: cod and well there got COVID. But in the debate,
Speaker 3: I watched that, watched, I watched the It's literally ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Trump won't shut the fuck up, honestly, and for all
Speaker 3: the people that live in the States, because I know
Speaker 3: we have a lot of people listening to the States, Honestly,
Speaker 3: you have fucking two choices, a creepy fucking old man
Speaker 3: or a creepy fucking old man. That's your two choices.
Speaker 2: I choose. I choose a creepy old man over a
Speaker 2: creepy old man. Hey, Joe Biden only sniffs have you
Speaker 2: smelled panting pro v for kids? Holy ship?
Speaker 3: Alright, I don't know what that is. Sounds like a loop.
Speaker 3: So there's obviously other uh So, then this so because
Speaker 3: the guy at the construction site, which I think is weird.
Speaker 3: So there's a construction site and I'm talking about the
Speaker 3: bunny man. Still there's a security guard of the construction site.
Speaker 3: That doesn't really happen that much. In most places, they
Speaker 3: kind of.
Speaker 2: Leave him be. Well maybe in the States would be different. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you guys have a lot of fucking hooligans down.
Speaker 3: Uh So peep uh. Why about the debate was because
Speaker 3: the bait was a ship show. But how they caught
Speaker 3: because it said like the people's rights or choices in
Speaker 3: the background whatever, and because of the cut screen because
Speaker 3: it's Biden and Trump it's a peep in the back
Speaker 3: was funny. It came so the fucking security guard, fucking
Speaker 3: rent a cop. Paul Blart came across a man dressed
Speaker 3: in black with gray and gray with bunny ears similar
Speaker 3: to the initial ports from the couple. He was vandalizing
Speaker 3: a house, and when Phillips approached the oddly dressed Manners
Speaker 3: supported to say, oh, you people are trespassing around here,
Speaker 3: and if you don't get the fuck out, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: blust your heading. That's what he said.
Speaker 2: That's tough words for a guy with his sister.
Speaker 3: This man's uh seemed to really have an issue with
Speaker 3: the people trespassing and even went on destroying people's property again.
Speaker 3: When the police went to look for him, he didn't
Speaker 3: turn up.
Speaker 2: It feels like they weren't even on his property, like
Speaker 2: they're parked, like yeah, he's super legally on the side
Speaker 2: of the street, maybe smoking a joint or something in
Speaker 2: the car.
Speaker 3: We just finished Ratchet. That show it was I enjoyed it,
Speaker 3: never watched. It's the new Netflix show that's like from
Speaker 3: the people that creat American horror story, like the American
Speaker 3: horror story. But it got it got stupid and went
Speaker 3: way off the deep end with a bunch of like
Speaker 3: this ship they were putting into it first like three
Speaker 3: days are right, then it goes. But that has to
Speaker 3: do with like you know, psychiatric wards and stuff like that,
Speaker 3: and you know it's just some guy that's like schizophrenical,
Speaker 3: fucked up, and then he like sees the house. He's like,
Speaker 3: is that my house? My house is red? And he's
Speaker 3: like it looks so over. He's like there's a cart there.
Speaker 2: You're oh my goddamn property.
Speaker 3: And he's like a mile from home.
Speaker 2: Just frenzy. He's like, lucky, I got my carrying hatchet
Speaker 2: on me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So this guy's got an issue with people trespassing.
Speaker 2: Police never see find him.
Speaker 3: But when the story hit papers, the floodgates open and
Speaker 3: the Fairfax County Police got over fifty reports from people
Speaker 3: who claim to have seen the bunny Man, fifty some
Speaker 3: more incredible than others. But who exactly is the mysterious
Speaker 3: bunny Man. That's where all the accounts seem to really differ.
Speaker 3: One is the most common genesis of the legends become
Speaker 3: the bunny Man is the spirit of a crazy man
Speaker 3: who escaped from an asylum. Way back in nineteen oh
Speaker 3: foury we kind of said, where a group of kramly
Speaker 3: and same people are transporting on a bus to a
Speaker 3: new facility and the bus unexpectedly crashed.
Speaker 2: Scary, I'd be very good learned about things going wrong
Speaker 2: on that bus.
Speaker 3: Right obviously it crashed. Yeah, one man escaped, like we said,
Speaker 3: and he vanished into the night, never to be seen again.
Speaker 2: Of course he didn't.
Speaker 3: His name was supposed to be Douglas Griffin Gryffon. It's
Speaker 3: literally g r I f l n so Gryffon and
Speaker 3: his uh and his memory and perhaps his ghosts live
Speaker 3: on long after you escaped. Supposed to became began killing
Speaker 3: people on animals, mostly rabbits, as we discussed, but was
Speaker 3: never recaptured. And his ghost is supposed to be what
Speaker 3: attacked the couple on that October night with the hatch it.
Speaker 3: But how does a ghost throw a physical hatchet into
Speaker 3: a window? Is my my cious thought. In some version
Speaker 3: of the Urban Legend, don't.
Speaker 2: You talk all the time about being able to transport
Speaker 2: into different dimensions?
Speaker 3: Yes, but like you'd have to be some fucking reptilian
Speaker 3: super creature.
Speaker 2: To like one throw and then don't let them retally,
Speaker 2: because I'm back to the.
Speaker 3: In some versions of the Urban Legend, the story doesn't
Speaker 3: just stop with him escaping and never being seen again.
Speaker 3: After the body of the man Griffin allegedly killed. Oh,
Speaker 3: after the body of a man that supposed to be
Speaker 3: he killed was found, the police decided it was time
Speaker 3: to bring him in. They searched the train tracks by
Speaker 3: the bridge near Fairfax Station and quickly came across the
Speaker 3: bunny Man, near where the asylum bus had been originally crashed.
Speaker 3: They began to chase him, but soon heard the sound
Speaker 3: of an uncom oncoming train and had to get out
Speaker 3: of the way. Rather than running from the train, however,
Speaker 3: Griffon put himself directly in its path, so he killed himself.
Speaker 2: I will stop this train.
Speaker 3: I am Superman.
Speaker 2: Stop train.
Speaker 3: It just gets demolished. As the train struck him.
Speaker 2: Well, I wish he drew a crowd before he did. Like,
Speaker 2: watch this guy as the trains show, and everyone's like,
Speaker 2: is he gonna do it?
Speaker 3: As the train struck him, Well, all the police watts
Speaker 3: are like, yo, bud, let's see how many guts split? Uh.
Speaker 3: He let out a burst of devilish laughter.
Speaker 2: That was on cue. You just pointed to me. I
Speaker 2: didn't expect to laugh devilishly ahead.
Speaker 3: Although his body was never recovered, police assumed he was
Speaker 3: killed by the train. That makes his final resting place
Speaker 3: and the reason his rabbit clad spirit still haunts the area.
Speaker 3: Even now, his legends still laughing train hits them.
Speaker 7: Why was he the police force? That's enough, I'm done
Speaker 7: shooting black people. Oh my god, you know what, This
Speaker 7: wasn't a.
Speaker 3: Nineteen fucking This is in nineteen oh four, So yeah,
Speaker 3: they were just lynching them at that point.
Speaker 2: I mean fucking nineteen ninety nine to be honest.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So obviously, like all even now, legend lives on
Speaker 3: an infamy. According to the local lore, you can still
Speaker 3: see the spirit of supposed to be the initial victims
Speaker 3: h that he was killing and the bunny Man at
Speaker 3: the bridge, specifically on Halloween night. So if you go
Speaker 3: there on October thirty, first, believers say, you will find
Speaker 3: a group of kids near the bridge having a good
Speaker 3: time the way they did supposed to before the bunny
Speaker 3: Man killed them, because I guess you like killing kids. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they all leave a few minutes before midnight, vacant before
Speaker 3: a more sinister spirit appears. Then right before midnight you
Speaker 3: will see rabbits near the bridge. That would trip me out,
Speaker 3: though if you're in Halloween, it's cold out, rabbits should
Speaker 3: be burning and they're fucking whatever they do.
Speaker 2: And then whatever I do, rabbits have here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure they do.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: And then you know you see a bunch of fucking
Speaker 3: rabbits fucking like walking around when actually.
Speaker 2: I've seen a bunch of rabbits that I don't know
Speaker 2: what the yeah what the they?
Speaker 3: Nature Man, Nature Man today, nature Man on this spot.
Speaker 3: Listen to this podcast, and you know what happens to rabbits, Like, yeah, you.
Speaker 2: See rabbit prints in the snow quite frequently. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: Someone tell me goes strange through podcast Facebook group page
Speaker 3: and tell.
Speaker 2: Me do they hybernate? Like do tell me they have hybernate?
Speaker 2: Do the hybernate? And they're like, you know what today,
Speaker 2: I don't want to outside.
Speaker 3: They've made a movie like stupid ass horror movies about this,
Speaker 3: like they're very dumb and low budget, but you actually
Speaker 3: could make a decent one about it, like just make
Speaker 3: it more trippy and psychedelic, like have like in the
Speaker 3: bunny signal his coming and then a light supposed to
Speaker 3: be appears, perhaps the train that struck him down, so
Speaker 3: that'd be creepy. You see like little kids that are
Speaker 3: killed playing by the bridge, and then you see bunnies.
Speaker 3: Then you see a light that looks like maybe a
Speaker 3: ghost train or something like that, and then he will appear.
Speaker 3: I am.
Speaker 2: He will appear, keep saying things that remind me of
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 3: All uppear above the bridge. The training will appear above
Speaker 3: the bridge, followed by the figure of Griffin himself. Uh
Speaker 3: at supposed to be midnight exactly. So if you're from
Speaker 3: fucking Virginia, go the Bunnyman Bridge try this out. He
Speaker 3: will appear on the bridge and his soul will solely
Speaker 3: glow bright, blinding you. So a soul blind you, which
Speaker 3: is fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: Whitn't a sick day for both of us. Just be
Speaker 2: like all the vacations we do. Guys, if this gets
Speaker 2: up there, like I would love to live my life
Speaker 2: just traveling to these things and doing them. Obviously probably
Speaker 2: one hundred percent of the time nothing's gonna happen, but
Speaker 2: it would be cool to do and like and then
Speaker 2: one day we just disappear and you're like, find out
Speaker 2: which one killed and then it becomes a murder mystery
Speaker 2: and it's cool.
Speaker 3: We're just living in a cabin somewhere.
Speaker 2: All the detectives are like just sick of shit of
Speaker 2: listening to podcasts, Like these guys always get fucking drunk,
Speaker 2: and they always go off topic. I can't even fucking focus,
Speaker 2: like I'm done my job, I quit, I'm not even And.
Speaker 3: Then it's just like old just be literally us as
Speaker 3: Bob and Doug McKenzie will be living in like an
Speaker 3: ice igloo with like just beers and ship like that.
Speaker 2: We have no idea where we are how to get home,
Speaker 2: and I'm sure, but beer keeps showing up. So we're
Speaker 2: gonna chill here and drinking.
Speaker 3: He keeps showing up, and there's a camera crew for
Speaker 3: some reason, they're just filming.
Speaker 2: Nobody's telling us how to.
Speaker 3: Get at midnight exactly, he will appear on the bridge.
Speaker 3: Guy like said that in the Soul BLI to you
Speaker 3: and at this point you need to run, and if
Speaker 3: you don't, he may kill you, slashing and bashing the
Speaker 3: same way he did do his.
Speaker 2: Vic Wait, hold up, you said slashing before, but bashing
Speaker 2: he fucking he bashes and slashes. This motherfucker is a lunatic.
Speaker 3: All right, how do you bashing and slash? Ones for Billy?
Speaker 2: Which one?
Speaker 3: All right? Now, this story is for Billy because we
Speaker 3: are going we're gonna start doing stuff like I I
Speaker 3: want to shut it out because I I already kind
Speaker 3: of mentioned that we will be diving to hh home
Speaker 3: soon and Billy's gonna cover that. I'm just gonna I know,
Speaker 3: it's good. We got a lot of stuff coming. Ali
Speaker 3: will be up probably.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a good one coming too.
Speaker 3: We're gonna start doing more. Yeah, and uh for all fans,
Speaker 3: just like before Billy gets in this, Aliens are coming back.
Speaker 3: We will be revisiting Aliens and stuff like that very soon.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I almost just fucking shot my pants.
Speaker 2: I thought you're going on a tangent like twenty twenties coming. No,
Speaker 2: well actually meant twenty one. It shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: Don't even look at me like that was. Okay, we're
Speaker 2: gonna talk about the woman in the white. She's in white.
Speaker 3: She she's a white woman, but she's Mexican. That's why
Speaker 3: I'm getting ability to read this.
Speaker 2: Well, we'll get there. The woman in white also known
Speaker 2: as the whaling woman Earth. Okay, she is the whaling woman.
Speaker 2: She's a figure in Mexican folk lore dating back to
Speaker 2: for centuries. I'm gonna ask my mom, see if she
Speaker 2: knows anything about this woman, and she's gonna be like
Speaker 2: fucking She'll drop to her knees and do like a
Speaker 2: cross hail Mary prayer or something like.
Speaker 3: I also have some new new when it's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool. I'm sure.
Speaker 3: No, my fuckers disgusting.
Speaker 2: Anyways, it dates back for centuries. It's said to be
Speaker 2: an omen of war with roots in Aztec lore. The
Speaker 2: story goes that the woman in white drowned her children
Speaker 2: in a fit of grief after her husband left her
Speaker 2: for another woman. You don't say that is that is
Speaker 2: the most Mexican fucking thing I've ever heard in my life, Like,
Speaker 2: you know, honestly, like out of every race, like I know,
Speaker 2: like like white women have like they do like sinister,
Speaker 2: little sneaky shit. Black women got attitude. You know who
Speaker 2: thugs are pissed off Mexican women they are the most
Speaker 2: hardcore or a gangsters. Like if I can count on
Speaker 2: any of my I I'd have to have like seventy
Speaker 2: thousand hands to count the times that my mom scared
Speaker 2: the fuck out.
Speaker 3: Hey, my mom did the same thing, and she was
Speaker 3: a white woman.
Speaker 2: No, but it'd be to the point that I'd be
Speaker 2: in grade four and you know, when you're talking and
Speaker 2: your dad's like you get into that conversation with your friends,
Speaker 2: you're like, I could beat up your dad. I one
Speaker 2: hundred percent of the time, even at that age, went maybe,
Speaker 2: but my mom could kill your mom.
Speaker 3: No, that's yeah, that's what my honestly mom was the
Speaker 3: same way that like this to say this quickly, my
Speaker 3: nobody wanted to fuck around my mom. And they all
Speaker 3: knew my mom, like they classified her. And I've told
Speaker 3: my mom they staid, like, my friends call her a
Speaker 3: bitch all the time and stuff. And she's like, fine,
Speaker 3: if I fucking stood up and I was a good
Speaker 3: fucking mother and fucking took like she's like.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Anyways, the woman in white is said
Speaker 2: to appear near lakes and rivers, wailing like a banshee.
Speaker 2: Is what sounds like.
Speaker 3: She's like really for her lost, So she's looking for
Speaker 3: a lost it's almost like a little yeah, she's like.
Speaker 2: Just screaming like where's my kids?
Speaker 3: Isn't this based on the Little Laura or whatever?
Speaker 2: Well, she fucking killed her kids, So like I'm already
Speaker 2: kind of worried about why she's worried about them, like
Speaker 2: where they went? That like that you killed them. And
Speaker 2: then they're like where did they go? It's like they
Speaker 2: disappeared from my life.
Speaker 3: A lot of women do that, a lot of women
Speaker 3: that after pregnancy do that ship and post pardon depression,
Speaker 3: I'm killing the kids. I don't know if this woman
Speaker 3: had it, but there's that woman that drove her kids
Speaker 3: into the fucking water.
Speaker 2: You think it would be like you think it would
Speaker 2: be more along the lines of like I know what
Speaker 2: I did and I'm sorry about it, not like genuinely
Speaker 2: concerned as to where your children are. Like this lady
Speaker 2: sounds like she just doesn't know where her kids are.
Speaker 3: Even though she killed them. But that's like a fucking
Speaker 3: psychiatric thing right where they'll like post part of depression,
Speaker 3: they'll kill their kid and then they'll feel so much
Speaker 3: grief for it because they just wanted to stops. I
Speaker 3: want to cry and stop like baby.
Speaker 2: Okay, this one's gonna be super specific. Between the hours
Speaker 2: of midnight and exactly three thirty three am.
Speaker 3: That's a Masonic number though, and that's a demonic number.
Speaker 2: It didn't say at three thirty three, it said between
Speaker 2: those hours, so you can light that. You could light
Speaker 2: it at two fifty.
Speaker 3: Nine and that's fine, just but it ends at three
Speaker 3: the summoning of this woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, between midnight and between the hours of three thirty
Speaker 2: three am. Light candles all around your bathroom. Then right
Speaker 2: out tee Caro los kiro on a piece of paper
Speaker 2: to get squo. Why said it's not Taketo's tequila. Takiro
Speaker 2: los cairo on a piece of paper.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Some say use your own blood, but but appends recommended.
Speaker 3: It's like, okay, Lorena, this is how you want it.
Speaker 2: Fill your sink with the water and and then put
Speaker 2: your face into the water.
Speaker 3: That's fucking scary.
Speaker 2: But holding your breath for only one minute. I've held
Speaker 2: my head underwater for more than a minute. Oh no,
Speaker 2: this is the scary part. Then take three gulps of
Speaker 2: water like swallow it, like gulp it while you're under
Speaker 2: like swallowing. Well yeah, well yeah, because you're drowning, so
Speaker 2: you're like breathing for air, but you're gulping the water.
Speaker 2: That's how you drown anyways. So do that. And then
Speaker 2: when you come up for air, say Takira las kirola
Speaker 2: racist and keep your eyes closed for ten seconds. But
Speaker 2: when you open them, the women in Whitewell appear before
Speaker 2: you don't look away from her, and don't rush to
Speaker 2: turn on the lights. Maintain eye contact and wait for
Speaker 2: her to ask you a series of questions. Beware that
Speaker 2: answering her questions incorrectly can be deadly. This motherfucker is
Speaker 2: who wants to be a millionaire of life?
Speaker 3: No itally like you, Oh, that's the wrong answer. Motherfucker
Speaker 3: who knows it could be next Allwayen or some other
Speaker 3: time or some ship. And mean, I think this is yeah,
Speaker 3: because this is based on the I always say Lil
Speaker 3: Lorna because how it's spelled Lorna. And they just did
Speaker 3: that movie which I heard was horrible. But we can
Speaker 3: eventually talk about her more.
Speaker 2: Want to hear the questions I want to be like
Speaker 2: I want I want them to be stumpers, like who
Speaker 2: is your real dad? You're like, it's my dad, not
Speaker 2: my real dad, And then you go and then you
Speaker 2: go uncle Jerry, and she goes, who you got lucky
Speaker 2: on that one.
Speaker 3: It's like a game show host. If you win, you hearquila,
Speaker 3: and if you lose, you hear a bunch of shots
Speaker 3: on tequila.
Speaker 2: Come down, good tequila, Mexican tequila. That ship like yeah,
Speaker 2: like now the Quevo Holy fuck, what a garbage fucking yeah. Gross,
Speaker 2: Every single tequila we have at that liquor store in
Speaker 2: Ontario is absolute trash.
Speaker 3: I know, patron is expensive, it's not terrible compared to
Speaker 3: everything else, but it pay it's.
Speaker 2: Not it's not that it's not terrible. They they sugarcoated it.
Speaker 2: Anything with a worm in it.
Speaker 3: I've never done it. I want to do it, and
Speaker 3: it's good. I have.
Speaker 2: My buddy brought me back a bottle from Mexico and
Speaker 2: I went to go visit and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's seck. I've never tried the worm before. I ate
Speaker 2: half of the worm. My night was over. Did you drive?
Speaker 6: That?
Speaker 2: Was it? I just ate half of the worm and
Speaker 2: I was so fucked off my tree, like honestly, like
Speaker 2: I think equivalent equivalent to say, like in my head,
Speaker 2: what half of that worm was? Like it was about
Speaker 2: taking seven, seven, maybe eight tequila shots consecutively because I
Speaker 2: was just going one, two, three, four and like not
Speaker 2: letting your chance to like breathe, Like that's how much
Speaker 2: alcohol that worm fucking consumes.
Speaker 3: Oh man, it fucked my day up.
Speaker 2: Man, Yeah, because you have fucking nine eight shots of
Speaker 2: goddamn tequila in a row. That's gonna fuck you sideways.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I was gonna say, because I'm looking this
Speaker 3: up right now. Okay, So like worm one is what
Speaker 3: it is, Like I'm pretty sure a lot of it
Speaker 3: is in absinthe. That's how they make ayinthe.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that can fucking make you hallucinating.
Speaker 3: Ship that drunk.
Speaker 2: You're just that fucking drunk that you think you see
Speaker 2: things like you know.
Speaker 3: They the stupid movie if all you young fuckers have
Speaker 3: ever seen that or older fuckers haven't seen it, euro
Speaker 3: Trip they take.
Speaker 2: Out I forgot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's uh so, like you know, like I the
Speaker 3: in Canada, they did one that I like, I hate
Speaker 3: to taste of liquorice, but I actually mind this. It
Speaker 3: was called Lucid and it was it was an absynthe.
Speaker 2: I like it black but black.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, and they but it was sixty percent
Speaker 3: or sixty two percent pretty good.
Speaker 2: That's pretty And.
Speaker 3: I have a picture at somewhere on my Tom Cat
Speaker 3: hip hop Instagram but like a near the end. But
Speaker 3: like I took time to drink it, like it was
Speaker 3: fucking strong. Yeah, like honestly, like that's like as fucked
Speaker 3: like the fact that like you're just talking about like that,
Speaker 3: the worm and stuff like that. You could hallucinate, but
Speaker 3: I don't know, like worm would sounds fucked up, like
Speaker 3: like I've never had real as. Actually, actually that's a
Speaker 3: lot I have at a party, at a party I
Speaker 3: had when I was like back up working in restaurant days,
Speaker 3: and me and these do like I'm already fucking really drunk,
Speaker 3: and uh, it's like everyone from the restaurants are hanging
Speaker 3: out and having like a drinks and stuff like that,
Speaker 3: and near the end they bring out the guy just
Speaker 3: got back from Puerto Rico or something like that, and
Speaker 3: they have absence and because they got over the border,
Speaker 3: and he was like he was he was thinking he
Speaker 3: wasn't gonna get it over the border, but he did.
Speaker 3: They you can light it on fire because it's flambole, obviously,
Speaker 3: and then you take the shot and this is the
Speaker 3: dude was sitting there start talking to Star Wars all night,
Speaker 3: like getting drunk. It was already fucking hammered. And I
Speaker 3: called a cab as soon as I did the shots
Speaker 3: because I said, if I'm doing this, I'm going home
Speaker 3: because I'm not gonna be here making a fool myself.
Speaker 2: You can like look that in Canada here on Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I know, I know that I'm saying that
Speaker 3: that's how we didn't, which is weird.
Speaker 2: We did something weird shot.
Speaker 3: And then I remember I was so lucky and I'm
Speaker 3: pretty sure yeah this is still when I lived at home.
Speaker 3: Uh So I got the cab back to Paris. I
Speaker 3: was so fucking lucky that this cab driver I knew
Speaker 3: that I have smoked joints with picked me up because
Speaker 3: I got in the car and I was like, in
Speaker 3: his name is Colin. I was like yo, calling and
Speaker 3: he's like what's up. He's like you're fucked, aren't you?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, yeah, I just did a shot.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like, I just did a shot at Absinthe.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm like I want to see like absince
Speaker 3: like I was supposed to be. That's how. And so
Speaker 3: I'm like and I can even like even drinking right now,
Speaker 3: and I'm like a barely buzz but thinking about that
Speaker 3: buzz I had how fucked up I was. And I
Speaker 3: was still coherent decently because I was talking to him
Speaker 3: the whole time, and he's like, you want to smoke
Speaker 3: a joint? Or something like that, and a cigarette. I
Speaker 3: was like, I'll take a cigarette. I was like, I'm
Speaker 3: not taking a joint right now. I'm always going home
Speaker 3: and sitting in the basement at my fucking mom's house
Speaker 3: and being like I am like fucked and like I
Speaker 3: didn't know what to do with myself. I think I
Speaker 3: just like, you just got to go. I don't think
Speaker 3: I went to bed. I think I was just.
Speaker 2: At that point when you're that fu good to bed.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, did I tell you my fucking tip.
Speaker 3: I just want to say I thought I didn't do it,
Speaker 3: but I have dried apps no ship.
Speaker 2: But then I I'm pretty sure I said this on
Speaker 2: the podcast, but far but maybe I didn't. For new listeners,
Speaker 2: when you drink and you listen to us and you
Speaker 2: get too drunk, yeah, lie down on your bed. Oh
Speaker 2: you've said this one foot flat on the floor.
Speaker 3: You I you convinced me it was real that I
Speaker 3: feel like it didn't work.
Speaker 2: It always works every single time I'm drunk. It works.
Speaker 3: I haven't had the spin since I was like twenty five,
Speaker 3: so yeah.
Speaker 2: It's not even the spins. It's just like, you know,
Speaker 2: when you're too drunk, you're just unsettled, like you're rolling
Speaker 2: around the bed. Just put your foot on the floor.
Speaker 2: You're fucking fine. One hundred percent of the time. You're
Speaker 2: fucking fine. I always get your gravity wants to stand up,
Speaker 2: like your body doesn't want to stand up, your foot
Speaker 2: flat on the on the floor. It's the coolest little
Speaker 2: fucking pack.
Speaker 3: This is funny because I want to talk more in
Speaker 3: depth about this because I will never remember in death
Speaker 3: and you.
Speaker 2: Heard that too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't remember what episode it is because we
Speaker 3: used to drink a lot on this podcast. Justin was
Speaker 3: here and uh and Justin was in the picture and
Speaker 3: stuff like that. And Justin was like, I was like,
Speaker 3: we're talking about urban legends stuff like that. I was
Speaker 3: going ship to me and Billy talk about urban legends,
Speaker 3: and then all three of us wrong and he's like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, blue Baby are blue Baby? Blue Baby? And
Speaker 3: I was like, what's blue Baby? This is why Justin
Speaker 3: was like, funny exclude what he did. But he was
Speaker 3: like he's a character, that's for sure. And I was like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck's we blieby. He's like, you know that
Speaker 3: urban legends like Bloody Mary. So I didn't really know
Speaker 3: about it. So we're doing it now. And this is
Speaker 3: the fucking funniest shy. It's called baby Blue actually, because
Speaker 3: that's why I laugh, because Justin probably sounded trash like
Speaker 3: he usually did. Yeah, and he's.
Speaker 2: Like, blue, baby, blue Baby.
Speaker 3: I just always remember that in my head. I don't
Speaker 3: even know what episode it is, and uh, and he's like, so,
Speaker 3: no one, no one knows when baby Blue got its start.
Speaker 2: It's not like an abortion baby because lack.
Speaker 3: What's that fucking dumbstum.
Speaker 2: It's a bunch of them swinging the horse.
Speaker 3: Which is such a walked up joke. In general, someone
Speaker 3: knows when baby Blue got it start. Though it's an
Speaker 3: offshoot of Bloody Mary myth. Performing the baby Blue ritual
Speaker 3: is supposed to leave you with scratches on your arms
Speaker 3: if done incorrectly, and the story goes that a woman
Speaker 3: will burst through your bathroom mirror screaming at you. A woman,
Speaker 3: a woman, a wool man will burst through your bathroom
Speaker 3: mirror screaming ask you to give her lost child.
Speaker 2: I would scared.
Speaker 3: Blue baby, but that's not what is said, Baby Blue,
Speaker 3: baby Blue. And then it's just like.
Speaker 2: I'm talking with that's so there is different ways to
Speaker 2: summon baby blue, including one that involves at least two people.
Speaker 3: We should try this, you want it. It sounds real,
Speaker 3: starts off though, Let's do it. Walk yourself in the bathroom.
Speaker 3: We could talk and steam up.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 3: That's what Mitch always says, because I'm I'm cut and
Speaker 3: he's uncut, and he's like, you know, we at least
Speaker 3: we can talk. Sometimes Mitch has the same sense. If
Speaker 3: you hear what that, you do, lock yourself in the bathroom,
Speaker 3: steam up the mirror. You can use a shower, you
Speaker 3: can use butt sex, you can use.
Speaker 2: Vaginal Dude, all I do is take off my shirt
Speaker 2: and the whole fucking bathroom is like steaming. Like I
Speaker 2: I've had the I've had the fire department called them,
Speaker 2: he's so many times, and I'm like, no, I'm just hot, chill, like.
Speaker 3: Sir, you haven't a shower tonight and you just come back.
Speaker 2: Greasy as fuck like that, buddy, I haven't showered.
Speaker 3: Like this is uh, this is what I call my
Speaker 3: uh my pleasure palace. Like well, it's it's like my
Speaker 3: jerking off place. I just I just go in the washroom.
Speaker 3: I find the comfort of the hard toilets that's something
Speaker 3: I enjoy every time I master made. So I have
Speaker 3: to go in and pretend I'm pooping every time I'm master.
Speaker 2: Oh tell me you haven't done that? What?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is not one fucking man.
Speaker 2: The entire world that hasn't pretend he went for a
Speaker 2: ship from his ladies, Like, hey, I'll be right back.
Speaker 2: Got take a big pool and you go in and
Speaker 2: on the way once you might be a period and
Speaker 2: not in the moon, just cranky, and you're like, and
Speaker 2: then you on the way to the bad ladies. If
Speaker 2: your man says he's got to take a big pool,
Speaker 2: and like seconds after he gets off the couch, he
Speaker 2: pulls his phone out and instantly already starts looking he's
Speaker 2: fine in the video because he's gonna go try to
Speaker 2: do the quickest jerk off he's ever done. That's to
Speaker 2: make it seem like it was just a pool. It
Speaker 2: took me like three four minutes, but it was a pool.
Speaker 3: You see, you see those memes where it's like this
Speaker 3: is how picky I am, and it's like porn Hub
Speaker 3: but like the forty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like none of these will do. But on that note,
Speaker 2: so this is what I want to do when you
Speaker 2: when you guys find your man and he's off to
Speaker 2: say he's taking a big poon. He pulls out his
Speaker 2: phone right away, tell him that the flush don't flush. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna catch you, and you're gonna walk in there
Speaker 2: and there's gonna be a bunch of little babies swimming
Speaker 2: around he'd flushed, he'd be like, oh, sorry, I forgot.
Speaker 2: And if he says he forgotten, he came in the toilet.
Speaker 3: Take time when I go and I look looking at
Speaker 3: my tiktoks and my and my facebooks and my my Instagram,
Speaker 3: because you're.
Speaker 2: Caught on the social media.
Speaker 3: Because I have to be I got to promote all
Speaker 3: this ship. Yeah, I do got to be on There're
Speaker 3: gonna make sure people are liking our ship, commenting, being
Speaker 3: cool with us. That's why I gotta do. I gotta
Speaker 3: spend every day in my life making sure you're offended
Speaker 3: but also happy at the same time. That's list nearest.
Speaker 3: So let's get the finish off, baby fucking blue. So
Speaker 3: it's involved to you guys, steam up the mirror. Me
Speaker 3: and Billy, you gotta go in a washroom, or or
Speaker 3: you and your husband, you and your you.
Speaker 2: Not me and you if you're in there with me,
Speaker 2: it wouldn't be steamy.
Speaker 3: Oh you're trying the fucking shower or you're Jamaican hot
Speaker 3: box and ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want to make it difficult, can you
Speaker 2: by going by myself, I'm making steaming.
Speaker 3: You ever tell me you never Jamaican hot box bathroom
Speaker 3: all the time. See, I rather hop box a car,
Speaker 3: which is way worse because like then you probably will
Speaker 3: get caught or something bad. But like I've done the
Speaker 3: fucking steam shower ship, trying to sit with another dude
Speaker 3: while I'm sweating and we're like, it's so hot in
Speaker 3: there while we're like smoking a big blind or bong
Speaker 3: hit some ship, and I'm like.
Speaker 2: When you're under six hundred and fifty pounds, you don't
Speaker 2: feel I'm just kidding. Don't look at me like that.
Speaker 2: Tom is not six hundred and fifty pounds. I just know.
Speaker 2: I just I was doing a p s A. He's
Speaker 2: a healthy weight. Honestly, it's a little bigger, it's okay.
Speaker 3: But honestly, just okay. Before I finished this, because I
Speaker 3: was just thinking about this thought and we're drinking, having
Speaker 3: a good time. It's fucking October. I love this ship,
Speaker 3: but in October, I know, because I love Halloween and
Speaker 3: this is what we're doing these four this is where
Speaker 3: we're doing this. So I'm the last time I did
Speaker 3: do a jamade hot box, I was like sixteen seventeen. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was a long and I remember being at a
Speaker 3: buddy's apartment. I think we did a blunt a fucking
Speaker 3: apartment and it might have been yours. Maybe it was yours.
Speaker 2: I know you never didn't come.
Speaker 3: No, I like weird off top because no one knows
Speaker 3: the it was when I was sixteen because at the
Speaker 3: time you were like fucking a ten. You're when I was.
Speaker 2: Sixteen, you were twelve thirteen, only three years older than me.
Speaker 2: I'm four three.
Speaker 3: How old are you now?
Speaker 2: Twenty six? You're lying, You're lying twenty six, you're nineteen
Speaker 2: ninety four, you're ninety one, right.
Speaker 3: Oh you just turned twenty six. Yeah, I feel like yesterday.
Speaker 3: That's just so weird about it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm lying.
Speaker 3: I justned I knew it. Okay, I knew it because
Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like just yesterday you were
Speaker 3: twenty four, Like do all right? So and I'm turning
Speaker 3: twenty nine and so yeah, we're four years different, so like,
Speaker 3: and that's what's weird.
Speaker 2: Three three years and ten months fucking chill.
Speaker 3: So like I'm just getting fucking hot box and the ship,
Speaker 3: the ship, and like me and my buddy, and it's
Speaker 3: it's the impact of coming out of the washroom that
Speaker 3: makes it fucked up. Is like coming out of the
Speaker 3: closet is the same. It's not the same thing. You
Speaker 3: just you're not coming out of the closet super high.
Speaker 3: You're coming out of its super.
Speaker 2: Gay exactly when you're in the bathroom with another dude
Speaker 2: and it's all steamy. Pretty damn.
Speaker 3: That's why it is. I don't know why. I don't
Speaker 3: know if it's like a racist term. I've never known
Speaker 3: why they call it a Jamaican hotbox. I don't know
Speaker 3: why because it's steamy, because it's.
Speaker 2: Like I'm definitely the second we get off it, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna google it.
Speaker 3: You tell me on the page.
Speaker 2: Maybe they do that like in prison or something. Maybe
Speaker 2: the hot box is like it's more of a more
Speaker 2: of a Jamaican thing.
Speaker 3: So obviously, yeah, and I was gonna say obviously recording
Speaker 3: on Friday, that's why I've having a little more fun
Speaker 3: with this.
Speaker 2: You have a little more trunk thing.
Speaker 3: We're both a little more buzz than usual.
Speaker 2: And uh, this is a very light term and we're
Speaker 2: having fun.
Speaker 3: But honestly, I would just think about getting a steamy washingman.
Speaker 3: It is fucking weird the fact that I'm sitting there
Speaker 3: and we will just smoke a blunt, a big ass blunt,
Speaker 3: and pass it back and forth and just make the
Speaker 3: it get like steamy and like full of smoke in
Speaker 3: a bathroom, just to walk out and be like, oh
Speaker 3: my gosh, like you just be ripped, and like I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't like I smoke a lot of weed, but
Speaker 3: I don't smoke nearly as much as I did as
Speaker 3: a teenager.
Speaker 2: And how just like it's amazing what you still do, honestly,
Speaker 2: because like most people fall out of it. I always
Speaker 2: thought I was gonna be that guy and you when
Speaker 2: I was younger. I said that a thousand times. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be that dude when he's sixty years old,
Speaker 2: still smoking weed. And it was one year. There was
Speaker 2: one particular year where I worked so fucking hard, so
Speaker 2: long hours, that I came home and I wanted to
Speaker 2: smoke weed, but I was too fucking tired to even
Speaker 2: go outside, and I just walked in the door and
Speaker 2: I passed out. Like that job made me work close
Speaker 2: to eighty hours a week. Yeah, I did that for
Speaker 2: a year, and then after a year, I got another job.
Speaker 2: And you try to try to smoke weed then and
Speaker 2: after you stop for a year, no, you never want
Speaker 2: to do it again. And this happens. It ruins your life.
Speaker 2: I don't like this no more. I don't know why
Speaker 2: I ever like this.
Speaker 3: This happens to people man ship now.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, you start thinking about your day and
Speaker 2: You're like, I did that wrong. That person's gonna be offended.
Speaker 2: I'm super upset with myself. What am I walking into tomorrow?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my dad wrong, I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be I'm gonna be fired. They're gonna fire me. Ship
Speaker 2: man like, fuck, oh my god, my girlfriend's gonna break
Speaker 2: up with me.
Speaker 3: I said that, ship, I didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't do it.
Speaker 3: Off for giving me into something like before we finished
Speaker 3: fucking baby, Just maody say this because now, yeah, because
Speaker 3: there's the ending of it, which is the best part,
Speaker 3: which we haven't even got to. But just just give
Speaker 3: us a sec because you know, what. Some people don't
Speaker 3: like that people go off topic on podcasts, but this
Speaker 3: makes ours original topic.
Speaker 2: I was licking for the topic off the cop.
Speaker 3: Uh so no, but I'm saying, like, how you know
Speaker 3: it does affect people differently. I don't do that. We're
Speaker 3: like like in a coke and cocaine. Actually that that
Speaker 3: couldn't smoke weed after they did coke because it ended
Speaker 3: up bringing them way more paranormal pormal uh paranoia and
Speaker 3: giving them way more anxiety. There is that. That's why
Speaker 3: with marijuana. For I'm saying this for everyone. I don't
Speaker 3: care if your straight edge and you're listening to the ship.
Speaker 3: For all the people that are old school, it means
Speaker 3: you're sober. You just don't do anything. I smoke weed,
Speaker 3: I drink and that's about it. That's all I like it.
Speaker 3: I'll do mushrooms time to time. That's it. Like, that's
Speaker 3: that's it.
Speaker 5: I actually really I'm not going off that lock yourself
Speaker 5: in a bathroom, like we said, let it get steamy
Speaker 5: with your finger right.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, sorry, I didn't realize. I thought we were
Speaker 2: going a different direction with it.
Speaker 3: Carry on with your okay, you know, like and everybody
Speaker 3: does it it's funny I throwed uh, I feel like
Speaker 3: on the mirror, or wrote like.
Speaker 2: So what he was gonna say is rub the mirror
Speaker 2: if you haven't okaything, or I write I love Chelsea.
Speaker 3: And the funny thing is when it's in the steam
Speaker 3: or something right, and then when you next take a shower,
Speaker 3: it does appear because it is kind of cool.
Speaker 2: So you're supposed to write science.
Speaker 3: We should do that. Steam the bathroom and we'll write
Speaker 3: baby blue in the steam.
Speaker 2: You're ok with that, but not the weedy board, yeah.
Speaker 3: Because this is ship's bullshit. This is like, this is
Speaker 3: like internet age kids coming up with shiit. Weedy boards
Speaker 3: existed forever. I will do the wea boy, just not here,
Speaker 3: and it's the wishes of my my significant others. So
Speaker 3: you gotta right. This is the this is the fucking
Speaker 3: weirder shit. This is why this shit makes me fucking laugh.
Speaker 3: So then you gotta hold your arms out and this
Speaker 3: is like you're supposed to do with me and you
Speaker 3: we'll most likely we have.
Speaker 2: To try this one.
Speaker 3: So steam up the bathroom. We'll turn on the shower
Speaker 3: and make it hot, write baby blue, and then you
Speaker 3: gotta create your arms like you're holding a baby. If
Speaker 3: you drop it, you'll get small scratches on your arms.
Speaker 2: Bunny, I drop babies all day.
Speaker 3: Hold your arms out like you're creating a baby. If
Speaker 3: you feel you if you actually begin to feel weight
Speaker 3: in your arms, you can actually pass the baby to
Speaker 3: the next person, which is fucking scary, Like this is
Speaker 3: tripping out, So like, no, I know you will, we're
Speaker 3: in that. Just wait, we're in the fucking because okay,
Speaker 3: know yet, So say me and Billy, we get the
Speaker 3: ship steaming, write baby blue. And then I do it
Speaker 3: and I started to feel the weight, and then I
Speaker 3: passed you and you feeld. I think you would drop
Speaker 3: it because you would be fucking freaked out. So if
Speaker 3: you fucking drop it, then you get small scratches on
Speaker 3: your arms, and the second I drop it's worse. Okay,
Speaker 3: And then say, okay, so I could. I definitely can
Speaker 3: imagine you try like me passing off to you, and
Speaker 3: this say was real and it was a paranormal thing.
Speaker 3: And then I gave if we're just like send there
Speaker 3: tripping out like drinking. And then I was like, man,
Speaker 3: I feel the way, and you're like, no, you're fucking
Speaker 3: I feel the weight and then I passed into you
Speaker 3: and then you're like and your arms get head and
Speaker 3: then you drop it because you would get scared. Uh
Speaker 3: So if you drop the baby blue trice times saying.
Speaker 2: Three wrong trace chress you know chess, my god, trist.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm guys done. And if you drop the baby
Speaker 3: three times three times, uh, it's it's mother will come
Speaker 3: out of the mere for you. Some you know more.
Speaker 2: Baby you you don't know, you know, babies from you.
Speaker 3: Some versions of the story also say you can flush
Speaker 3: this is the best part. Uh. If you want to
Speaker 3: end the ritual, uh say you don't want the mother
Speaker 3: to come after you.
Speaker 2: What do you gotta say? Excuse me, police, there's unfit mother.
Speaker 2: She let me have her baby. Please take the baby
Speaker 2: and the mother away. And then the police come and
Speaker 2: they lock up.
Speaker 3: The You got flush the baby down the toilet.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because no, the mother is not gonna come
Speaker 2: after you at all. It's like, you know what, if
Speaker 2: you drop my baby, you're fucking dead down the toilet.
Speaker 2: And you know what, I didn't really care that much
Speaker 2: about that baby anyway that I just didn't want you
Speaker 2: to give it like head injuries if you killed it
Speaker 2: that's fine.
Speaker 3: That's how the the ritual ends is by you flushing
Speaker 3: the baby down the toilet.
Speaker 2: How small is this baby?
Speaker 3: I want to talk about Charlie Charlie.
Speaker 2: Charlie Charlie.
Speaker 3: Charlie Charlie is the modern version of an old Mexican
Speaker 3: game that supposed to be summons a demon. Like the
Speaker 3: primitive Ouiji board, the rules of Charlie Charlie allows the
Speaker 3: player who asked the demon yes or no questions.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: You can find multiple videos of teenagers engaging in what
Speaker 3: the game is called Charlie Charlie Challenge. And I've heard
Speaker 3: about this Charlie that's not good. Yeah, that's actually so funny.
Speaker 3: Gonna cry laughter, known as Charlie Charlie Challenge a few
Speaker 3: years ago. I know I heard about this. Some videos
Speaker 3: are definitely more convincing than others. If Charlie Charlie is
Speaker 3: to be believed, you just need some office supplies to
Speaker 3: summon this demon. It's a weird way of playing the
Speaker 3: Ouiji board.
Speaker 2: App a sticky tack and an elastic band.
Speaker 3: I'll make a wage a ball.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna sucking day up. Here's all those ingredients. Do it.
Speaker 3: It's just like you you fucking throw the fucking would
Speaker 3: you say? Attack?
Speaker 2: No? Yeah, clip stick attack and elastic band?
Speaker 3: Okay, you flicked the elastic band in his eye and
Speaker 3: then you stick the fucking paper clip in his penis
Speaker 3: hole and then and then.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right up.
Speaker 3: That's the stupidest thing I've ever said on this podcast.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's true.
Speaker 3: So and then you so it's like a Wiji board.
Speaker 3: So you take a blank sheet of paper and you
Speaker 3: write yes or no, like how a Wiji board has yes, no, numbers,
Speaker 3: fucking letters. Listen to the weed Boord episode that's probably
Speaker 3: horrible because Jessin was on it. I was wasted. Uh
Speaker 3: a form across and two pencils. I've seen this done
Speaker 3: and it is kind of trippy. So you know, you
Speaker 3: want to literally want to draw like say an X
Speaker 3: on piece of paper, okay, right, and you have yes
Speaker 3: or no and you can have in different parts of
Speaker 3: the paper. And then you put a pencil on top
Speaker 3: of a pencil and then you say Charlie, Charlie, are
Speaker 3: you here, and the pencil will start to rotate, kind
Speaker 3: of like how a compass would look like. So you
Speaker 3: put a pencil will balance on top of another pencil straight.
Speaker 2: I've seen that, I thought.
Speaker 3: And then and then you're like, Charlie, Charlie, are you here,
Speaker 3: and the pencil will gravitate.
Speaker 2: Do you have to hold a pencil? No, maybe I
Speaker 2: could try it. That's cool to try, all.
Speaker 3: Right, because like I'm always write these fucking down I'm
Speaker 3: always about.
Speaker 2: The board in a sense where it's like, you know,
Speaker 2: the other person's like might be moving it just to
Speaker 2: fuck I'm telling you because like no, but that at
Speaker 2: the end of the day, if we played no, I
Speaker 2: would try to fuck with you a little bit.
Speaker 3: I know, like I would.
Speaker 2: I would have a really hard time not moving it myself,
Speaker 2: Like that would really take a lot of energy out
Speaker 2: of me to like hold still and not move the
Speaker 2: bar a little bit.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you why I know this, and I've said
Speaker 3: this in the wige Board episode. I'm telling you I
Speaker 3: played it by myself and my aunt that was Jamaican,
Speaker 3: that played it in Jamaica, and she was like obsessed,
Speaker 3: and she got obsessed with the Wigi board at eleven
Speaker 3: years old, where she wouldn't like she wouldn't eat for
Speaker 3: fucking like a day or two, or she would barely
Speaker 3: eat she's like, and she told me never to play
Speaker 3: with them. And she told me this at sixteen. I've
Speaker 3: said this before at sixteen, not to play it by myself.
Speaker 3: I'm curious, I'm young, i'm drinking, I'm a stoner, and yeah,
Speaker 3: and I I played it by myself and I felt
Speaker 3: it fucking pull my fingers like, I felt an energy
Speaker 3: and I felt something like move my like without me
Speaker 3: knowing it out. So that would be weird about Charlie.
Speaker 3: Charlie's having a pencil move and then you think it's nothing.
Speaker 2: And that would be cool.
Speaker 3: I'm saying it's not. I don't know if it's true
Speaker 3: or not. So it's like if the pencil rotates, the
Speaker 3: yes that you have successfully summon a demon, you can
Speaker 3: ask the questions. That's pretty much where it ends.
Speaker 2: What kind of questions could you ask? Could you ask
Speaker 2: like personal questions? But doesn't demon know everything about you?
Speaker 2: Kind of like God would in a sense, wouldn't know
Speaker 2: like everything about your life?
Speaker 3: You never know what I know like my true thing,
Speaker 3: because I'm gonna say it because I really believe that
Speaker 3: it's like this this thing talking to you, that might
Speaker 3: be something that wouldn't know about you I think it would, yes,
Speaker 3: but I think.
Speaker 2: It would know about everything in your personal being, you
Speaker 2: know how, So that sounds ridiculous, but doesn't God.
Speaker 3: Okay, because you know how people care that same kind
Speaker 3: of because there could because it's like layers, right how
Speaker 3: you have Like we've talked.
Speaker 2: About this, but you might not know it. Like hypothetically,
Speaker 2: if I did play the weuisy board right now, I've
Speaker 2: never been into this anymore. I'd just be a random
Speaker 2: person on earth. Do you know anything about me? No?
Speaker 3: But the thing is people like these things, these spirits people.
Speaker 3: I feel like whenever you touch things like that and
Speaker 3: you go to that side of life where you.
Speaker 2: You you actually openly absorb everything.
Speaker 3: Thing with this billy, anyone of those is actually listening, Like.
Speaker 2: You know, why do you say that, Like we don't
Speaker 2: have listeners? That was like from the first couple of
Speaker 2: that you'd be like, I really hope somebody shows this.
Speaker 3: No, but I'm saying in general that like whatever you
Speaker 3: think your spiritualities and stuff, there is people outside of
Speaker 3: you you that are are dead, your family, friends, whatever,
Speaker 3: People that you may not even know in this life
Speaker 3: that have been connected to you in another life are
Speaker 3: still gonna be there and they're still gonna watch over you.
Speaker 3: So things you might do in this life, they might
Speaker 3: push in a certain di rerecord.
Speaker 2: So if you're I don't want to know what it
Speaker 2: wants things.
Speaker 3: People in that life like stuff after death, right and
Speaker 3: after all this stuff, there is no judgment, there is
Speaker 3: no like pain, There is no That's what the whole
Speaker 3: scheme of it is is even in religion, because it's
Speaker 3: not it's not even in religion. It's all in spirituality,
Speaker 3: in forms of what aliens are too, and like dimensional
Speaker 3: ship and the fact that like if you touch a
Speaker 3: Wigi boary like when I was used to play it,
Speaker 3: and like I feel like something's gonna move. I thought
Speaker 3: I heard something a second ago, but like, okay, that's
Speaker 3: probably what it was. But like whenever I used to
Speaker 3: play Wigi Boy and stuff like that, it's like thinking
Speaker 3: about talking about it even want had something happened when
Speaker 3: we were talking about like some weird ship and how
Speaker 3: things are connected to you. So if you put your
Speaker 3: hands on something that's supposedly in your intention, gonna communicate
Speaker 3: with outside of what this physical reality is, then you're
Speaker 3: gonna call upon people that are closest to you. So
Speaker 3: when I used to play Ouiji Boy and stuff like that,
Speaker 3: I remember playing it with my stepbrother and I got
Speaker 3: way too into it and then he fucking like, when
Speaker 3: I was talking to you, it wouldn't move unless my hands
Speaker 3: were on it. And then no, and I wasn't pushing it,
Speaker 3: and this thing would fly around and he would say it.
Speaker 3: Told me I had nine spears attached to me, that
Speaker 3: some were good and some are bad. So you can
Speaker 3: have things that attach you that you pick up along
Speaker 3: the way on being in this physical plane, that say,
Speaker 3: attached your energy here because you're physical, and they're not
Speaker 3: for me. Tom, I know I.
Speaker 2: Gonna so I'm what's the next story?
Speaker 3: Soap Sally?
Speaker 2: Soap Sally, Yep, Sally likes to be soapd fucking souper
Speaker 2: up Sally.
Speaker 3: You know who would like that? Biden? It's like I
Speaker 3: like that soap.
Speaker 2: Yes, Sally sounds like she's eight. She sounds like ginger cookies.
Speaker 2: Fucking Trump? Got COVID?
Speaker 3: What the weird word? The origins of soap Sally are
Speaker 3: said to go back generations, but she has also become
Speaker 3: a part of a creepy pasta universe regarding of when
Speaker 3: she came into being. The legend of soaps Sally goes
Speaker 3: that an old woman would hunt down children then boil
Speaker 3: their fat to guess what makes some.
Speaker 2: Soap soap fat soap?
Speaker 3: Do you not know about that?
Speaker 7: Nor fat soap fun fact of the day.
Speaker 2: No, shut, It is just this is just a stupid fact.
Speaker 2: Tom thought about this is a diamond. It's not all
Speaker 2: facts are real, Tom, until.
Speaker 3: Someone says it's a fact. It's not a fact. Fact,
Speaker 3: Reptilian sucist, it's not a fact.
Speaker 2: That's wow, that's amazing, Holy ship, I'm proud of you.
Speaker 3: So you've never heard like back in the day soap
Speaker 3: used to be made out of human fat and you
Speaker 3: put sense into it. You know, that blows my mind sometimes.
Speaker 3: So even after Soap Sally passed, there are claims she
Speaker 3: would find her way in children's dreams after she bowled
Speaker 3: them into fucking so because using fat, using fat, that
Speaker 3: the latinous to make sense and then rub it off
Speaker 3: till it's nothing right, And they did use body fat.
Speaker 2: I don't know that that would you get it from?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 2: Like be pick fat, probably.
Speaker 3: Fat, cow fat, human fat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that that's the part that gets me. You
Speaker 2: see one real big boy in like the marketing con.
Speaker 2: That's a big damn bo. That's a thick bar. You.
Speaker 2: You could give me so many customers.
Speaker 3: They them so like there are claims out there, so
Speaker 3: almost like almost like Freddy Krueger. She would like come
Speaker 3: into your dreams and be like and children's dreams.
Speaker 2: This is funny to me.
Speaker 3: It's not like Freddy Krueger, like fucking with you and
Speaker 3: being like I'm gonna kill all your friends voice, but
Speaker 3: it's gonna be like, hey, bitch, you me, I made
Speaker 3: all your friends to soap. I'm also gonna make you
Speaker 3: and so in your dreams Like fuck, I know soap.
Speaker 2: I'm shampoo with the least I know a fucking high class.
Speaker 2: I got liquified and bottled just like you.
Speaker 3: No, I ain't know body washed. I'm some goddamn conditioner
Speaker 3: of That was something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh that would have been a better one. I
Speaker 2: should have said, I ain't no soap, I'm body wash.
Speaker 3: If you want to summon Soap Sally, you want her
Speaker 3: in dreams, summon her, you can do it by laying
Speaker 3: down on your bed holding your favorite Teddy Bear against
Speaker 3: your chest. You gotta say, little murdered girl.
Speaker 2: Does it have to be my favorite? Can it be
Speaker 2: my secondary tedded bear? Because my number one teddy bear
Speaker 2: got a little tired and it needs a rest.
Speaker 3: So you gotta say you guys say little murdered girl,
Speaker 3: A little murdered girl, little murdered girl. Three times in
Speaker 3: a row. The girl, well, she will appear before you.
Speaker 3: Crossroad demons are known for making deals with humans for
Speaker 3: the price of their soul. The demons will appear for
Speaker 3: as uh as an attractive person like Lucifer would an
Speaker 3: attempt to persuade an individual to go through with the deal.
Speaker 2: It's super hard, but that's why we're just Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: I'm like my girlfriend. She listens. My girlfriend is the
Speaker 2: only woman in the world that I like.
Speaker 3: Yeah. If then never goes with the deal, then come
Speaker 3: back ten years later in the day of the initial
Speaker 3: agreement to take the person's soul, so soap Sally will
Speaker 3: take the person's soul the.
Speaker 2: Ten years the date you make you like weird after
Speaker 2: you hug your favorite teddy bear and summon her. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so weird because every grown ass man's got you buddies
Speaker 2: all dog.
Speaker 3: It is said that a hellhound. Hell hound is a little.
Speaker 2: Demon doverman three heads? What's the fucking.
Speaker 3: Harry Potter man?
Speaker 2: No, Jesus no, that's the guard dog dog what what
Speaker 2: was way before Harry Potter? It's in Greek mythology? What's
Speaker 2: the fucking dog with three heads? What I said? That's
Speaker 2: not the dog with three heads? That's her Cu. He's
Speaker 2: not a dog.
Speaker 3: It's in Hercules.
Speaker 2: I say, yeah, that too, But it's because it's because
Speaker 2: it comes from great Greek mythology. What the fuck's the
Speaker 2: dog's name called? Again?
Speaker 3: I will not know? Incybusiness, sucking basterre to.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is the dog with three Oh?
Speaker 3: My god? We cannot finish this, Yes we can.
Speaker 2: We're gonna find out. Why don't you know this? Tom? Well?
Speaker 3: The person is in hell on behalf of the Crossroad.
Speaker 2: Team and Serberus Cerberus.
Speaker 3: I would have never Rememberedberus.
Speaker 2: It's from Greek mythology. It's the guard dog that that
Speaker 2: rules with Haites in the underworld.
Speaker 3: I understand who it is. Meanwhile, eventually, AGAs no, I
Speaker 3: want to do.
Speaker 2: I like that a lot. I know a lot of
Speaker 2: you gotta be over here like everything. I know a
Speaker 2: lot about it, all.
Speaker 3: Right, So with this deal uh, then you come back
Speaker 3: ten years to the day the initial agreement takes your soul.
Speaker 3: Alternately said that the hell hound will take that person
Speaker 3: to hell on behalf of the crossroad demon It's head
Speaker 3: that if you should find a crossroad and dig directly
Speaker 3: in the center of it.
Speaker 2: So a crossroad is like how two roads meet?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and like how are you how are you supposed
Speaker 3: to dig?
Speaker 2: Oh you can't dig? Okay, Oh you mean like it's
Speaker 2: a dirt It could be dirt path across each other.
Speaker 2: It could be a crossroad. Back in the day they
Speaker 2: didn't have cement everywhere.
Speaker 3: Do you ever hear the song Bone Ducks and Harmony Crossroads?
Speaker 2: Then, my uncle Charles, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: I really don't.
Speaker 3: I gotta slap you Bone Dugs and Harmony.
Speaker 2: Maybe I should know, but you're just like he's in
Speaker 2: the video and goes to the heaven like he like,
Speaker 2: he's definitely not in heaven.
Speaker 3: If you don't have the song Bone Dugs and Harmy Crossroads,
Speaker 3: you shouldn't rap bilbo.
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry to my uncle.
Speaker 3: Try.
Speaker 2: I probably you know if you played the song and
Speaker 2: didn't just got.
Speaker 3: I keep with any of this ship. So if you
Speaker 3: go to a crossroads, I could be I guess it
Speaker 3: could be dirty, it could.
Speaker 2: Be well back, and yeah, the asphalt wasn't everywhere.
Speaker 3: Then you supposed to take a box or a jar
Speaker 3: containing up your picture. So let's take Badley's picture and then.
Speaker 2: You instantly come.
Speaker 3: And then suppose we have to go to a graveyard, okay,
Speaker 3: and I need to get graveyard dirt so I see
Speaker 3: from the graveyard else. Yeah, so I got I gotta
Speaker 3: pissed off Peter.
Speaker 2: Normal dirt, graveyard dirt, so I gotta piss off Peter, Peter, I.
Speaker 3: Gotta piss off Peter to get some graveyard dirt. And
Speaker 3: also you need a bone from a black cat, which
Speaker 3: is like, how do you have to These things are
Speaker 3: impossible to find, like black cats are everywhere.
Speaker 2: They just kill a cat. I know, I'm not too
Speaker 2: upset about it.
Speaker 3: I know Billy hates cats, but like, I'm not going
Speaker 3: to kill Kay. I'm just saying it's very hard to
Speaker 3: find a black cat. That's just like, what do you
Speaker 3: mean black and the.
Speaker 2: Nineteen three friends that have pure black cats? One's on
Speaker 2: her snap jest story, literally Ody.
Speaker 3: How much do they care about their cats though a.
Speaker 2: Lot, because she's like Hares treats all the treats and
Speaker 2: they love it.
Speaker 3: You think they would notice and one went missing, because.
Speaker 2: This probably most people that get cats and notice when
Speaker 2: the cat's not there anymore. They might miss it for
Speaker 2: a few hours, but after a while they know it
Speaker 2: went out.
Speaker 3: Damn because like the graver dear we have.
Speaker 2: I don't know a crazy cat lady that might miss
Speaker 2: one out of ninety three cats that she has.
Speaker 3: I'm interested, Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: What happens after you finish this rituals?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then once you have the bone, the demon
Speaker 3: will then appear in human form at the center of
Speaker 3: the crossroads after you have graveyard dirt, a picture of
Speaker 3: yourself and bone of a black.
Speaker 2: Cat okay, I don't know why. And then carry and
Speaker 2: you can make yourself a deal.
Speaker 3: If you dare so, you'd be like, I'll sell my
Speaker 3: soul to the devil for a chance to be eminem.
Speaker 2: That's what you would, I would say, act.
Speaker 3: Know you wouldn't.
Speaker 2: If you want, you'd be like, and it's time for.
Speaker 1: Fun.
Speaker 2: Talk to the.
Speaker 3: Okay, I want to know it real bad.
Speaker 2: You didn't even do that. It's time. In fact, we
Speaker 2: did this on Friday. That sucks anyways, So picture tall statues, Like,
Speaker 2: what's the first thing come to your head when you
Speaker 2: think of a tall statue around the world, Like, what,
Speaker 2: what's what's the first one?
Speaker 3: Statue of liberty?
Speaker 2: Okay, not even close a statue, Yeah, statues. What's what's
Speaker 2: like the biggest statue you think of earth? Think of
Speaker 2: top ten?
Speaker 3: Name fucking we're talking about like the pyramids.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, statues of a person
Speaker 2: or an object. It doesn't mean a pyramid, it doesn't
Speaker 2: mean a lady liberty. No, it's not even on the
Speaker 2: fucking list of top ten. Do you know what? Eight
Speaker 2: out of ten eight, because we're talking about the afterlife,
Speaker 2: eight out of the top ten tallest statues in the
Speaker 2: fucking world. Or of Buddha?
Speaker 3: Really, oh we see that eight of you post on
Speaker 3: the page.
Speaker 2: Yeah, eight of them are Buddha. Out of ten, a
Speaker 2: big fat guy like ten see ten tall statues? Eight
Speaker 2: of them are fucking Buddha. And you know what the
Speaker 2: other two are. One was I was looking at it.
Speaker 2: One was like a bunch of pirates on a ship
Speaker 2: and it was it was dope. It would be a
Speaker 2: cool tattoo or something, but like and then I didn't
Speaker 2: even see the other one because I'm like, these are
Speaker 2: all yeah, yeah, post top ten statues, and like they're
Speaker 2: all of Buddha. Like some of them are like super
Speaker 2: fat like Buddha, and some of them are just like
Speaker 2: Buddha's face. But they're all of Buddha.
Speaker 3: That's so cool though, But like I kind of like
Speaker 3: maybe Buddha was the main I thought you were gonna
Speaker 3: say something else.
Speaker 2: Isn't that cool? No, he is the man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the tubby God.
Speaker 2: That's the eight the ten biggest statues humans created are
Speaker 2: all of him.
Speaker 3: I means I'm always like Satan, Satan Satan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's mean something. But like, honestly, you no Buddhas.
Speaker 3: Honestly I like Buddhen.
Speaker 2: I like Buddhism too. Can we both become Buddhists? Did
Speaker 2: they let us drink? No anymore?
Speaker 3: Don't give a fuck though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like the afterlife doesn't seem as promising words.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, no no no, are you
Speaker 2: ready to get your nipples ons for like seventy three
Speaker 2: thousand years? No, join our cult?
Speaker 3: No, we don't have that.
Speaker 2: No, I want to be a Buddha. I like Buddhism.
Speaker 2: I just I just don't know if they let me drink.
Speaker 2: They don't let me drink, that's gonna be a big thing.
Speaker 2: Because I really don't like myself.
Speaker 3: Suit obviously, I have fue with it. I'm trying to
Speaker 3: think of what would be in the afterlife in Tibetan. Uh.
Speaker 3: Fuck man, some bad I'll be like a snake or.
Speaker 2: Some snakes are devious.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be a rod because that's too obvious.
Speaker 2: You're not nice. I'm a y snake.
Speaker 3: Snakes are coolar bear.
Speaker 2: No, No, snakes are fucking the people that steal from
Speaker 2: their close friends after they get to know them. Do
Speaker 2: you steal from me, Tom, No, I've never stole from Okay.
Speaker 2: Do you steal from other friends that you have? No,
Speaker 2: I'd be sold from anybody that's close to you.
Speaker 3: My grandmother when I was looking for weed my name.
Speaker 3: But she's dead.
Speaker 2: Damn. That's a fucking cheesus. I was fifteen. Grandma, No,
Speaker 2: she was on her deathbed. I'm just kidding. Anyways, this
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Speaker 6: Wait to power for two?
Speaker 2: You can call it? Oh buddy, did skinny whit kid? Class?
Speaker 2: Playing fist, not paying the left? I don't got clothes
Speaker 2: what I was like? Hold on?
Speaker 3: Does that mean it's gonna find my own wa?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna kill the shit on? No way, But it's
Speaker 2: like this, They're like I learned my stay okay, Oh
Speaker 2: look another punk.
Speaker 1: So wed I hate my hate Selona, don't be into this.
Speaker 3: I can shore the pen the tight tight no mans.
Speaker 8: But because I'm a profit, you're obnoxious whiley rocket you
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Speaker 2: See that's a problem. You're picking a pick.
Speaker 8: Scratching scream, looking for inconsistencies and don't worry because it
Speaker 8: don't bother me. I ain't faced, I didn't even sweat.
Speaker 8: Feel bad for you, though, dude, another hood right with
Speaker 8: a tiny deck.
Speaker 2: My work is blood and sweat. It's hard to sold
Speaker 2: so much a blow because there's no time to rest.
Speaker 8: But watch your phone and watch me go collecting places
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Speaker 2: I'm about to explode.
Speaker 3: I'm on a road and nobody knows.
Speaker 2: I gotta falls fresh and the feeling soace even like
Speaker 2: holy fuck you like that?
Speaker 1: Meaning?
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Speaker 2: Can't pick lasser ship pull my pants on confidence. I'm
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Speaker 2: them what a real.
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Speaker 4: Know that Billy needs some riling a prose that coast
Speaker 4: that fiends. Look in the bottom of the coat back
Speaker 4: your soul does. Now you're just to get your soul back.
Speaker 3: Hold that company in your dorm and hope that it
Speaker 3: goes back.
Speaker 2: Your boat back.
Speaker 3: Soles are so buck I just wanted this year and
Speaker 3: didn't know that. Now hip hop is filled with feminine men.
Speaker 3: Let me begin to reshape your idea.
Speaker 2: What muse gis you coolest games?
Speaker 3: You replace mer rap as stupid shit? You're your suspitch.
Speaker 4: I don't know where all the confusion is. Can the
Speaker 4: little bit spit because you're about to get sucked out.
Speaker 2: I'm jombombs.
Speaker 3: You've been it up down by the law, cutting your
Speaker 3: cuts down. Better run fast behind you down.
Speaker 2: You're a fucking done that.
Speaker 4: Shut your mouth your longest cats, but cut your tongue
Speaker 4: out now talk shit.
Speaker 3: Your body won't be found in.
Speaker 4: Bamba's pitch runner stiff, godless nit got your wife and kids,
Speaker 4: says hostage. Jesus is priceless. I'm not convinced my knife
Speaker 4: to slices shooting shots like burker Witz. We fucking murder kids.
Speaker 4: You shouldn't exist.
Speaker 3: No one knows your purposes. Your nervous bitch, where do
Speaker 3: you get the nervous.
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Speaker 4: to your moms tits, explosive bombs, Ready is mom?
Speaker 2: You know you're wrong, just being.
Speaker 3: Honest because there's only one guy and you know his
Speaker 3: name is Tom. It's a fucking promise, Tom Katon Kirby.
Speaker 3: You're a bunch of fucking whack ass motherfuckers.
Speaker 4: Man, we kill your fucking faggotty ass trap beats bud
Speaker 4: Canadian style