WEBVTT 1 00:00:08.519 --> 00:00:12.240 Welcome to the Cult of Cryptis Strange of counters, of 2 00:00:12.320 --> 00:00:15.839 frogs and lizards, dumb my nick children. 3 00:00:15.560 --> 00:00:17.719 Good Man, Bigfoot, Mockman. 4 00:00:17.760 --> 00:00:19.399 And all their victims. 5 00:00:19.679 --> 00:00:26.800 Murry pictures captured by shot witness, ufloes breaking laws of physics, Pictures. 6 00:00:26.160 --> 00:00:28.879 Of aliens carving the high rogue lyphics. 7 00:00:29.280 --> 00:00:31.000 This is a bizarre. 8 00:00:30.519 --> 00:00:31.879 World that we live in. 9 00:00:32.399 --> 00:00:34.560 So sit back, relax, laugh. 10 00:00:34.439 --> 00:00:40.200 And listen because we're here to talk about some cryptics. 11 00:00:41.960 --> 00:00:47.280 This is Tom Thompson Costenos New Raptilian from Strange Group Podcast, 12 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:51.640 and we're here I called the Conspiracy to talk about 13 00:00:51.640 --> 00:00:56.200 some bizarre and strange things. So strap in for this 14 00:00:56.399 --> 00:01:00.840 wild and hilarious ride. Now to the show, everybody. 15 00:01:01.240 --> 00:01:02.240 The curtains are open. 16 00:01:03.439 --> 00:01:16.280 We're checking tickets out the door. It's about to get strange, everybody. 17 00:01:23.040 --> 00:01:27.439 Jeffrey Dahmer soaking blood, You and the bomber blowing up. 18 00:01:27.640 --> 00:01:29.200 Waco, Texas and Heaven. 19 00:01:29.040 --> 00:01:31.439 Scams that Helius modify men from apes. 20 00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:33.760 Hitler faced his death and then escaped. 21 00:01:34.040 --> 00:01:36.920 Babo and the moth Man, Son of Sam. 22 00:01:36.719 --> 00:01:41.959 Talking to talks again, Witches, gob Saint Comlin's Mysterious. 23 00:01:41.439 --> 00:01:43.840 Noise and Hot Dames, Dark Guards and. 24 00:01:43.879 --> 00:01:46.680 The scull and bones most eleven. He's a probably loan. 25 00:01:46.920 --> 00:01:48.040 So when you're feeling all. 26 00:01:47.959 --> 00:01:51.120 Alone, grabbing meer and get stone a Welcome you to 27 00:01:51.239 --> 00:01:52.719 the podcast Trains group. 28 00:01:53.040 --> 00:01:58.879 We're here to entertain you. You it's about to get 29 00:02:05.760 --> 00:02:07.760 I don't know what it is. I bought these shoots 30 00:02:07.760 --> 00:02:09.680 from a drug pillow. I don't know how he laced. 31 00:02:09.879 --> 00:02:14.319 I've been tripping all day. Is that classified as a 32 00:02:14.400 --> 00:02:14.879 dad joke? 33 00:02:16.039 --> 00:02:18.039 Theres always any joke that makes it go. 34 00:02:19.960 --> 00:02:20.080 You know. 35 00:02:20.120 --> 00:02:22.400 I know one of so Billy wants to do dad 36 00:02:22.479 --> 00:02:25.159 jokes at the beginning of some of the episodes, so 37 00:02:25.240 --> 00:02:25.840 I said. 38 00:02:25.599 --> 00:02:26.759 Okay, I'll just do it. 39 00:02:27.280 --> 00:02:29.520 You can just do it. My you doan't hear my 40 00:02:29.639 --> 00:02:32.960 dad's jokes. One of them was how does that bee 41 00:02:32.960 --> 00:02:38.639 give milk? Or what kind of bee gives milk? A booby? 42 00:02:38.840 --> 00:02:41.479 That literally say that. I can't really what the other 43 00:02:41.520 --> 00:02:44.360 one was fucking So it's just like the stupidest fucking jokes. 44 00:02:44.800 --> 00:02:48.960 Welcome to the show, This strange show, podcast Baby and. 45 00:02:48.919 --> 00:02:52.400 Billy on that strange through of one oh nine point nine. 46 00:02:52.719 --> 00:02:54.680 Does that can't be a radio station? Right? 47 00:02:55.360 --> 00:02:58.919 So this is fun. Halloween's obviously like getting close like 48 00:02:58.960 --> 00:03:03.680 a fucking couple more weeks and I'm getting super excited. 49 00:03:04.800 --> 00:03:07.960 So I'm gonna buy Tom says he wants me to 50 00:03:07.960 --> 00:03:10.919 buy him a costume. So I'm like, anybody want to 51 00:03:10.919 --> 00:03:12.639 weigh in on the fact that I'm gonna buy him 52 00:03:12.639 --> 00:03:15.080 a freely assinn. 53 00:03:14.280 --> 00:03:16.840 I'm not gonna wear it then, because for all the 54 00:03:16.879 --> 00:03:18.120 listeners we're gonna. 55 00:03:18.560 --> 00:03:21.080 We will rise together and make him wear We're. 56 00:03:20.960 --> 00:03:23.879 Gonna have on how We're gonna, like probably just film 57 00:03:23.960 --> 00:03:25.479 through my phone for now and stuff like that. We 58 00:03:25.520 --> 00:03:27.360 do have a camera and ship, but just the way 59 00:03:27.400 --> 00:03:29.840 it's gonna work out, it might be a live stream 60 00:03:29.879 --> 00:03:33.240 we're still deciding on Facebook, or it might be a 61 00:03:33.319 --> 00:03:35.759 video that we record most likely and then put it 62 00:03:35.800 --> 00:03:37.560 on Facebook and YouTube and all that ship. But we're 63 00:03:37.560 --> 00:03:40.120 gonna try to film the Halloween episode that we're gonna 64 00:03:40.159 --> 00:03:42.159 do just for a fun little thing, and we're gonna 65 00:03:42.240 --> 00:03:44.479 dress up and it will be something fun and different 66 00:03:44.520 --> 00:03:48.599 and something for the fucking YouTube page. But oh yeah, 67 00:03:48.639 --> 00:03:52.400 and I got some whiskey Crown World going, and I 68 00:03:52.400 --> 00:03:53.719 also have some pumpkin beers. 69 00:03:54.199 --> 00:03:55.560 I know it's got to be discussed. 70 00:03:55.840 --> 00:03:57.680 No one, it was like, that's all the glost because 71 00:03:57.680 --> 00:04:01.120 I was drinking on the Ami Horror episode. I was 72 00:04:01.199 --> 00:04:05.680 drinking the one that I have actually upstairs. It's called paranormal. 73 00:04:05.719 --> 00:04:07.319 And then the other one that guy is called pumpkin 74 00:04:07.360 --> 00:04:08.240 patch or something like that. 75 00:04:10.520 --> 00:04:11.199 Super drunk. 76 00:04:11.439 --> 00:04:14.960 I do like flying monkeys and flying monkeys, and it's 77 00:04:15.000 --> 00:04:16.319 it's ten point. It's ten. 78 00:04:16.800 --> 00:04:18.319 So we just got that BP there. 79 00:04:18.519 --> 00:04:22.560 Really, Yeah, so that pumpkin ales ten percent called whatever paranormal. 80 00:04:23.439 --> 00:04:26.399 It literally tastes like a pumpkin cookie, like a pumpkin 81 00:04:26.439 --> 00:04:29.800 cinnamon cookie. So some people it's just dangerous. I know 82 00:04:29.879 --> 00:04:31.360 it is, because you can drink like two of those 83 00:04:31.360 --> 00:04:33.360 and you break probably a little buzz. So I got that. 84 00:04:33.439 --> 00:04:33.720 I got some. 85 00:04:33.800 --> 00:04:36.199 I'm sipping on some straight whiskey. I always do. 86 00:04:37.199 --> 00:04:41.160 He was original because they said Cors Banquet's discontinued. And 87 00:04:41.160 --> 00:04:44.600 if one more person tells me that it's a different beer, no, 88 00:04:44.720 --> 00:04:47.800 it fucking isn't. It's the exact goddamn same beer. Just 89 00:04:47.800 --> 00:04:49.920 brooding the Moulson factory now. So they had to cancel 90 00:04:49.959 --> 00:04:52.839 the Cours Banquet and they just renamed it Cores Original. 91 00:04:52.920 --> 00:04:55.439 It's the same, it looks the exact same, No, they. 92 00:04:55.399 --> 00:05:00.000 They renamed it because it's now from so fuck, I'm 93 00:05:00.000 --> 00:05:01.680 I'm pretty sure my facts are right on this Cours 94 00:05:01.680 --> 00:05:05.000 Banquet was its own thing, and now they moved into 95 00:05:05.040 --> 00:05:08.319 the Molson Canadian Brewery, so they're brewing out of there, 96 00:05:08.959 --> 00:05:11.519 and they had to rename it because now it's under Moulson. 97 00:05:11.680 --> 00:05:15.000 It's not interesting anyways, which. 98 00:05:14.879 --> 00:05:16.199 Is because. 99 00:05:17.839 --> 00:05:20.759 Opposite, Yeah, Cours is not its course on by the 100 00:05:20.800 --> 00:05:25.040 black bat owns all the other ship. It's like Cours 101 00:05:25.040 --> 00:05:27.800 in the Bat is Cours pretty much. 102 00:05:27.839 --> 00:05:29.279 The two raining weird. 103 00:05:30.240 --> 00:05:32.720 So obviously, if you venture into the darker side of 104 00:05:32.839 --> 00:05:37.720 sleepovers and parties, you might play a game like light 105 00:05:37.839 --> 00:05:39.879 is a feather stiff as a board, That. 106 00:05:39.920 --> 00:05:41.800 Is, I know, seven seconds in heaven. 107 00:05:42.759 --> 00:05:45.920 No, So we're gonna gather all around Billy lamp straight 108 00:05:45.959 --> 00:05:49.600 down the ground and then there, and then we're gonna 109 00:05:49.639 --> 00:05:51.839 we're gonna put our hands over you, and then we're 110 00:05:51.839 --> 00:05:54.920 gonna chant and close your eyes over on me, over 111 00:05:54.959 --> 00:05:56.720 you light of a feather. 112 00:05:57.759 --> 00:05:59.879 Holding it over and waiting for my wood to hit. 113 00:06:00.279 --> 00:06:03.399 Yeah, but it's lighting is a feathers stiff as a board, 114 00:06:03.480 --> 00:06:08.120 light feather craft, and you levitate, you put it the 115 00:06:08.199 --> 00:06:12.759 thing is into that person and cause them to levitate. 116 00:06:12.839 --> 00:06:15.720 It happened in The Craft, which is a documentary. I'm 117 00:06:15.720 --> 00:06:17.560 just joking. I actually want to watch The Craft this year. Dude, 118 00:06:17.600 --> 00:06:19.920 that's a great movie. And they're coming out of the roommak. 119 00:06:20.680 --> 00:06:23.600 It's not witches. Oh you know, we're getting the Ouiji 120 00:06:23.639 --> 00:06:26.439 bordout and attempting to communicate with the other side. But 121 00:06:26.639 --> 00:06:30.360 let's take this party to the next level. Let's get 122 00:06:30.399 --> 00:06:33.000 strange with this. But I learned how to summon some 123 00:06:33.040 --> 00:06:36.040 of the most infamous monsters and slumber party lore. 124 00:06:36.160 --> 00:06:38.120 I thought we were talking about like bondage and ship. 125 00:06:38.399 --> 00:06:41.160 I thought that's where we're going with that. Really, if 126 00:06:41.199 --> 00:06:43.120 someone said let's take this to the next level, it'll 127 00:06:43.120 --> 00:06:44.639 be like I thought you never asked and started taking 128 00:06:44.680 --> 00:06:48.720 off my belt and like tying it. You're about to 129 00:06:48.720 --> 00:06:51.279 get a dirty block guy. You're about to tell people 130 00:06:51.319 --> 00:06:52.920 you just walked into a wat. 131 00:06:53.839 --> 00:06:57.439 You'd be like, oh, baby, I thought you never ask. 132 00:06:57.600 --> 00:06:59.600 And then you open your closet and there's like sixty 133 00:06:59.600 --> 00:07:00.879 different for re costumes. 134 00:07:00.920 --> 00:07:03.399 They're like, which do you want? You want to be 135 00:07:03.439 --> 00:07:04.079 a bigger. 136 00:07:07.439 --> 00:07:09.160 So let's get into one that we've already talked about 137 00:07:09.160 --> 00:07:12.800 on previous episode. The original Like uh, Legends one, but 138 00:07:12.920 --> 00:07:15.079 this is like a different way, like we're just diving 139 00:07:15.079 --> 00:07:18.879 more a little more into Bloody Mary is uh is 140 00:07:18.920 --> 00:07:21.839 perhaps obviously the oldest and best known game to play 141 00:07:21.879 --> 00:07:23.720 at sleepover. It's like but the thing is, like I've 142 00:07:23.720 --> 00:07:25.920 said before on this, like that being Austin a kid, 143 00:07:25.959 --> 00:07:27.480 I grew up with one of my very good friends 144 00:07:27.480 --> 00:07:29.600 at the time we played we played it like but 145 00:07:29.639 --> 00:07:32.000 we watched candy Man. We're like fucking eight or something 146 00:07:32.199 --> 00:07:32.800 and which. 147 00:07:32.639 --> 00:07:35.040 Is weird, and that's a weird And. 148 00:07:34.959 --> 00:07:40.160 Then before I think I heard about Bloody Mary. But 149 00:07:40.319 --> 00:07:42.319 like we watch candy Man. It's a horror movie, so 150 00:07:42.360 --> 00:07:44.279 you think, like as a kid, it's like kind of real, 151 00:07:44.439 --> 00:07:44.639 like you. 152 00:07:44.639 --> 00:07:44.800 Know what. 153 00:07:46.759 --> 00:07:49.959 Would so we would do candy Man candy and like 154 00:07:50.000 --> 00:07:52.279 we'd fucking freak every time got four because it's five 155 00:07:52.319 --> 00:07:54.800 for him. But like we always did that, but like 156 00:07:55.120 --> 00:07:57.000 this stuff like kids doing this. We did it with 157 00:07:57.040 --> 00:07:58.959 candy Man, which is different. But Bloody Mary would be 158 00:07:59.000 --> 00:08:01.240 just a scary trump and you like candle or you 159 00:08:01.279 --> 00:08:03.079 just go in the dark. We do that as people. 160 00:08:03.560 --> 00:08:06.560 So it's supposed to be's buddy Mary's based on either 161 00:08:06.639 --> 00:08:09.480 Queen Mary, the first of England, or a woman named 162 00:08:09.519 --> 00:08:14.040 Mary Worth. Queen Mary was the daughter of Henry I 163 00:08:14.040 --> 00:08:17.600 think it's thirteen, Henry the thirteenth, and the first woman 164 00:08:17.759 --> 00:08:21.279 to rule England as the Queen of England. She was 165 00:08:21.319 --> 00:08:25.720 famous for burning Protestants, heretics, and witches. You know what 166 00:08:25.800 --> 00:08:27.560 heretic is someone. 167 00:08:27.319 --> 00:08:30.480 That I feel like that's bugging me. Hold up, all right, No, 168 00:08:31.800 --> 00:08:33.840 oh my god, I'm gonna sit here for twenty minutes 169 00:08:33.840 --> 00:08:34.399 thinking about that. 170 00:08:34.440 --> 00:08:37.759 Just it's just it's someone who is against the church 171 00:08:37.840 --> 00:08:39.639 and and and believes in their own shit. 172 00:08:39.679 --> 00:08:41.480 I wouldn't have got that, but I definitely did hear 173 00:08:41.559 --> 00:08:41.879 of it. 174 00:08:41.879 --> 00:08:44.080 And witches. So she burned witches, like we've talked about 175 00:08:44.080 --> 00:08:46.039 like on the uh that you'll hear coming up on 176 00:08:46.080 --> 00:08:48.360 the Warwolf episode that we get into his way for 177 00:08:48.440 --> 00:08:48.679 that one. 178 00:08:48.720 --> 00:08:50.840 That was always my favorite part of all those stories too, 179 00:08:50.879 --> 00:08:54.120 that like if she burns, she wasn't a witch. It's 180 00:08:54.159 --> 00:08:58.600 like I wondered, if, after how many times consecutively you 181 00:08:58.679 --> 00:09:01.759 successfully burned and killed these people and they weren't supposed 182 00:09:01.759 --> 00:09:05.600 to die, if they were actually witches, they drown what 183 00:09:05.639 --> 00:09:07.519 I mean, I wonder like at what point you'd be 184 00:09:07.600 --> 00:09:12.639 like they drown this wrong. We killed a lot of 185 00:09:12.720 --> 00:09:15.159 people and not one has lived so far. 186 00:09:15.240 --> 00:09:18.159 So we've all we've already heard this one right. The 187 00:09:18.159 --> 00:09:21.720 other legends around a woman named Mary Wirth who was 188 00:09:21.759 --> 00:09:26.000 accused of witchcraft and taking children to retain her youth, 189 00:09:26.159 --> 00:09:28.200 so she would obviously like suck the youth out of 190 00:09:28.200 --> 00:09:32.039 the boy's little cox or something like that. While she 191 00:09:32.240 --> 00:09:34.919 was executed for her deeds, it said that she still 192 00:09:35.000 --> 00:09:40.320 seeks revenge to this day, the Summon of Bloody Mary. 193 00:09:41.039 --> 00:09:44.360 It's recommended that you stand in a dark room with 194 00:09:44.480 --> 00:09:46.720 a mirror, usually a bathroom will. 195 00:09:46.559 --> 00:09:49.960 Do how do you stand, like see the mirror if 196 00:09:50.000 --> 00:09:52.000 you're in a point No, but have you ever heard. 197 00:09:51.919 --> 00:09:56.080 A sky ring? Not the fucking nut sky rid you 198 00:09:56.200 --> 00:09:59.200 paint a fucking mirror black or you could like you 199 00:09:59.279 --> 00:10:01.440 paint it you can yeah, yeah, and then you like 200 00:10:01.519 --> 00:10:05.799 it's about it's about reverting ship. It goes deeper. She 201 00:10:05.879 --> 00:10:08.240 really could light a candle, uh and stare into the 202 00:10:08.240 --> 00:10:10.679 mirror and say bloody. 203 00:10:10.320 --> 00:10:14.840 Mary, blood like you're like really trying to get. 204 00:10:17.240 --> 00:10:21.840 Yeah three times. If you're successful, Bloody Mary might appear 205 00:10:22.000 --> 00:10:26.399 behind you, covered in blood, sometimes holding her deceased baby. 206 00:10:27.480 --> 00:10:29.120 Some versions of the leven. 207 00:10:29.320 --> 00:10:31.840 What do you want, kid? I was clearly in the 208 00:10:32.159 --> 00:10:32.879 middle of something. 209 00:10:32.919 --> 00:10:35.000 Some versions of the legends say that Bloody Mary would 210 00:10:35.000 --> 00:10:37.480 reach out and try to take your soul, so prepay 211 00:10:37.519 --> 00:10:40.159 her for anything. But remember we talked about her. But legends, 212 00:10:40.200 --> 00:10:43.159 you know what right it's It's about like because her 213 00:10:43.200 --> 00:10:45.679 baby died, it's still worth So her being covered in 214 00:10:45.720 --> 00:10:48.679 blood was about. It was her period blood or like 215 00:10:48.840 --> 00:10:56.080 menstrual blood. That's so obviously let's get into something that 216 00:10:56.120 --> 00:11:00.519 everybody knows about, the boogie Man. The boogie is just 217 00:11:00.559 --> 00:11:03.879 about everyone has feared the boogie Man at some point 218 00:11:03.879 --> 00:11:06.519 in their childhood. I don't think I am I know 219 00:11:06.559 --> 00:11:07.000 what you think. 220 00:11:07.240 --> 00:11:09.480 I mean, like it that's at age like three, where 221 00:11:09.519 --> 00:11:11.559 you're like just talking and you're scared that the light 222 00:11:11.639 --> 00:11:16.320 turns off because you hear about the boogie Man. Checked 223 00:11:16.440 --> 00:11:18.679 you checked under the bed for monsters? That's pretty much 224 00:11:18.679 --> 00:11:19.000 the book. 225 00:11:19.000 --> 00:11:19.960 Have you checked the children? 226 00:11:21.240 --> 00:11:22.720 Have you seen the children? 227 00:11:23.879 --> 00:11:26.480 Uh? So, there's no surprise in stories of the Boogie 228 00:11:26.559 --> 00:11:31.440 Man or Bogart, which has existed since the Middle Ages. 229 00:11:32.159 --> 00:11:34.600 I thought Bogart was just taking a cigarette too long 230 00:11:34.639 --> 00:11:38.559 of a joint. Boguard that joint because of Humphrey Bullgart. 231 00:11:38.440 --> 00:11:42.200 Thought yeah, I thought was yeah, you take too long. 232 00:11:42.320 --> 00:11:47.720 Yeah, yeah, it's from Humphrey Bogert, a fucking old ass fucker. Yeah. 233 00:11:48.399 --> 00:11:51.600 I think he just smokes. He like just made his 234 00:11:51.639 --> 00:11:54.879 cigarettes last way too long, just like way and it's 235 00:11:54.919 --> 00:11:56.360 like just the ashes falling off. 236 00:11:56.399 --> 00:11:59.519 Oh, I didn't know it was actually designated to cigarettes. 237 00:11:59.559 --> 00:12:03.159 So I and hypothetically, let's say, like I meant in 238 00:12:03.200 --> 00:12:06.120 a sense where like there's chips and you like grab 239 00:12:06.159 --> 00:12:07.759 the bag of chips, you keep eating. It's like stop 240 00:12:07.799 --> 00:12:09.279 bow guarding all the chips. 241 00:12:10.480 --> 00:12:13.120 So obviously the boogieman is exists in the Middle Ages, 242 00:12:13.159 --> 00:12:16.080 they say the boogeyman are usually I guesst his Boogieyman 243 00:12:16.240 --> 00:12:21.519 are usually described as having sharp teeth, talons, and our spirits, 244 00:12:21.759 --> 00:12:24.960 and some are demons. The boogieman usually turns up to 245 00:12:25.000 --> 00:12:28.679 punish unruly children, kind of like cramps. Ye say, I 246 00:12:28.720 --> 00:12:32.720 was just fucking beating with weeds cause chaos or grant wishes, 247 00:12:32.919 --> 00:12:36.799 depending on the story. The Boogeyman can be summoned after 248 00:12:36.840 --> 00:12:41.240 midnight using the following steps with care. First, carve the 249 00:12:41.320 --> 00:12:44.559 letter B into three candles, and. 250 00:12:44.519 --> 00:12:51.240 Then at and then and then then light them for 251 00:12:51.399 --> 00:12:52.080 the boogieyman. 252 00:12:53.600 --> 00:12:57.440 Leave your closet door slightly open so he can make 253 00:12:57.519 --> 00:13:01.039 his way in. Then crawl under the cup like you can't. 254 00:13:01.039 --> 00:13:04.440 You can't open up door. He's like, you need to 255 00:13:04.480 --> 00:13:06.759 fucking help me out here a little bit like these talents, 256 00:13:06.759 --> 00:13:07.759 I can't grab the knob. 257 00:13:08.120 --> 00:13:12.639 No, secretly is the drunk in the fucking class. Then 258 00:13:12.759 --> 00:13:18.000 crawl under your covers. Enchant boogie Man, creature of fear. 259 00:13:18.519 --> 00:13:23.039 I am not afraid, Boogieman, king of all darkness, bring 260 00:13:23.120 --> 00:13:27.919 me the dark boogie Man, boogie Man, I invite you in. 261 00:13:28.320 --> 00:13:31.799 You're why did I like if you tell me one 262 00:13:32.200 --> 00:13:32.840 there's got a way. 263 00:13:32.840 --> 00:13:33.480 It's not done yet. 264 00:13:33.639 --> 00:13:36.240 Hold up ninety percent of every single person that just 265 00:13:36.279 --> 00:13:39.120 heard that Tom is picturing you on the bed spreading 266 00:13:39.159 --> 00:13:42.399 your ash cheeks while you're chancing it. That is definitely 267 00:13:42.440 --> 00:13:45.240 like on point to exactly what the fuck that was. 268 00:13:45.360 --> 00:13:48.919 Okay, come on in, I invite you. If you feel 269 00:13:48.919 --> 00:13:52.360 the Boogieman's presence next to your beds, say boogie Man, 270 00:13:52.759 --> 00:13:56.600 boogie Man, welcome to my home. I am not afraid, 271 00:13:56.639 --> 00:13:58.000 and I welcome you here. 272 00:13:58.240 --> 00:14:00.759 Is that fucking boogeyman death funny to tell him his 273 00:14:00.840 --> 00:14:03.919 name twice. He thinks he hears it the first time 274 00:14:03.919 --> 00:14:05.879 and second time he's like, yeah, that is definitely. 275 00:14:05.639 --> 00:14:07.039 And it's like weird how you have to be like, 276 00:14:07.080 --> 00:14:09.320 welcome to my home. I'm not afraid, so you're welcome here. 277 00:14:09.360 --> 00:14:10.480 And then what is he gonna do? Go make a 278 00:14:10.480 --> 00:14:11.879 peanut butter sandwich in the kitchen. 279 00:14:12.720 --> 00:14:13.720 Thank you so much. 280 00:14:13.799 --> 00:14:16.919 Everybody who's been so manyat they were so scared they 281 00:14:17.000 --> 00:14:19.639 run for their mommies. But you you haven't eaten like 282 00:14:19.720 --> 00:14:24.879 six hundred years. You you're you're you're good. You're good. 283 00:14:24.960 --> 00:14:27.159 You're good. Donny good, good boy. 284 00:14:27.279 --> 00:14:29.440 If the boogie man is pleased with all of this, 285 00:14:30.080 --> 00:14:32.559 you can ask for a wish before he parts. What 286 00:14:32.679 --> 00:14:35.240 is he? Fucking Will Smith? Is he a genie? 287 00:14:35.480 --> 00:14:37.600 I was gonna say, don't be doing that fucking shipp 288 00:14:37.639 --> 00:14:40.720 in like any like Mexican households where he goes upstairs 289 00:14:40.720 --> 00:14:43.480 and neat some food and your grandma comes down. Who 290 00:14:43.519 --> 00:14:49.879 the fucking one? All right? 291 00:14:51.759 --> 00:14:56.399 So, if the boogieman is pleased with all of this 292 00:14:57.559 --> 00:14:59.840 came so, you can ask for a wish just to 293 00:14:59.879 --> 00:15:03.919 be sure that he never comes from under the covers. Oh, 294 00:15:04.120 --> 00:15:07.679 just make sure you never come out from the under 295 00:15:07.759 --> 00:15:10.879 the covers, not even your foot. So the boogeyman has 296 00:15:10.879 --> 00:15:14.720 said to drag the person back from the closet wherever 297 00:15:14.799 --> 00:15:17.840 it is. Yeah, it's a guy raping. 298 00:15:19.159 --> 00:15:19.840 And this is exact. 299 00:15:20.840 --> 00:15:23.200 This existed since medieval times. But it's just weird. You 300 00:15:23.240 --> 00:15:24.919 have to stay completely on the covers. I think in 301 00:15:24.960 --> 00:15:27.480 medieval times I thought that they slept in straw because 302 00:15:27.480 --> 00:15:29.279 it's like there's kids. 303 00:15:29.320 --> 00:15:32.840 Fucking you said if if he's completely satisfied, he'll grant 304 00:15:32.879 --> 00:15:35.519 you a wish. Why do I feel like Harvey Weinstein 305 00:15:35.559 --> 00:15:39.320 has said that a car come here my name, and 306 00:15:39.360 --> 00:15:42.879 like girls like you know what, it's a good chance, 307 00:15:42.960 --> 00:15:46.240 like I might gonna wish out of it. Yeah, like 308 00:15:46.960 --> 00:15:49.399 two nd years down the roads are gonna be talking 309 00:15:49.399 --> 00:15:50.879 to kids and they're gonna be like, look ome for 310 00:15:50.919 --> 00:15:51.799 Harvey Winston. 311 00:15:52.399 --> 00:15:54.960 That's gonna be bassing. Like you got yourself a fucking 312 00:15:55.039 --> 00:15:57.799 roll in a fucking top bill movie and he's gotta 313 00:15:57.840 --> 00:16:03.879 suck a little dick. Jesus fuck whatever. You You coulda 314 00:16:03.879 --> 00:16:05.879 have a fucking iron poker shoved up your ass. 315 00:16:06.519 --> 00:16:08.559 You could. It could be kinky, but you don't know 316 00:16:08.559 --> 00:16:11.799 how kinky is. Maybe they just they got past the kinkiness. 317 00:16:11.840 --> 00:16:13.600 Maybe all the girls like the kikinness, but the dick 318 00:16:13.919 --> 00:16:15.360 and they didn't, So that's what they're Hey. 319 00:16:15.399 --> 00:16:17.519 They goes into jail and pretends he's fucking like. 320 00:16:17.559 --> 00:16:20.399 I was fine with you whipping my back. That part 321 00:16:20.440 --> 00:16:21.279 didn't bother me. 322 00:16:21.600 --> 00:16:23.799 So this one's gonna be a little longer one. Okay, 323 00:16:24.000 --> 00:16:27.039 we're getting into the buddy Man. This ship's fucking fun 324 00:16:27.440 --> 00:16:27.960 off Easter. 325 00:16:28.320 --> 00:16:30.080 Does this have something to do with Eastern or is 326 00:16:30.080 --> 00:16:31.960 it like a twist to do with Halloween? No, but 327 00:16:32.000 --> 00:16:34.200 it twisted sick version of the Easter bunny kind of deal. 328 00:16:34.279 --> 00:16:36.799 You'll find it, So you'll find it. You'll find it, 329 00:16:36.840 --> 00:16:38.879 all right, carry on the legend of the Bunny Man 330 00:16:39.000 --> 00:16:42.000 service sometime in the nineteen seventies near a bridge on 331 00:16:42.720 --> 00:16:48.559 cold Chester Road in Fairfax County, Virginia. The story goes 332 00:16:48.600 --> 00:16:52.360 that in nineteen oh four, a bus full of psycho 333 00:16:52.399 --> 00:16:57.279 pathic I guess the psychiatric psychiatric patients crashed and one 334 00:16:57.279 --> 00:16:59.960 of the patients. Why of the patients were never found, 335 00:17:01.000 --> 00:17:06.279 that is until apparently eating eight rabbits. 336 00:17:06.279 --> 00:17:10.960 I would say, he was down there eight rabbits. 337 00:17:12.200 --> 00:17:16.720 We're found in Arkansas. Yeah, we're found. Stop tapping your 338 00:17:16.759 --> 00:17:22.000 fucking foot. Sorry, we're found in the woods near the site. 339 00:17:22.960 --> 00:17:27.480 Then one Halloween a group of kids were found strung 340 00:17:27.559 --> 00:17:31.279 up from the bridge and gutted, just like the rabbits 341 00:17:31.359 --> 00:17:35.559 have been. Everyone blamed the bunny Man. Summoning the bunny 342 00:17:35.599 --> 00:17:40.119 Man involves a quick road trip to Virginia. Quick. Okay, uh, 343 00:17:40.200 --> 00:17:43.640 you just have to wait underneath the bridge, the old 344 00:17:43.680 --> 00:17:48.359 bridge on Colchester Road on Halloween night. But let's look 345 00:17:48.400 --> 00:17:51.000 a little more in depth. At the first time people 346 00:17:51.039 --> 00:17:56.640 became aware of the bunny Man. One night in October 347 00:17:56.759 --> 00:18:07.960 nineteen seventy, Air Force Academy Cat Cadet Cadet Robert Bennett 348 00:18:08.240 --> 00:18:11.480 was driving with his fiance in North Virginia. The pairs 349 00:18:11.519 --> 00:18:15.440 stopped at four thousand, four hundred block on Guinea Road 350 00:18:15.519 --> 00:18:20.599 in Fairfax. That's funny because Guinea is a slur for 351 00:18:20.640 --> 00:18:21.240 an Italian. 352 00:18:22.319 --> 00:18:24.839 I was thinking Guinea pig. Yeah, but if you call 353 00:18:24.960 --> 00:18:27.039 our guinea pigs Italian pigs. 354 00:18:26.759 --> 00:18:28.759 I don't know. I just don't. Don't call an Italian 355 00:18:28.759 --> 00:18:30.279 person at Guinea gonna. 356 00:18:30.119 --> 00:18:31.240 Get smacked down. 357 00:18:31.839 --> 00:18:34.400 I didn't know that's a racial slur. Technically, that's a 358 00:18:34.480 --> 00:18:34.920 new one. 359 00:18:34.920 --> 00:18:37.119 Phyllis monologue is growing everywhere. 360 00:18:37.720 --> 00:18:41.759 Call someone in Italian. That's a good I don't know 361 00:18:40.319 --> 00:18:43.880 any I knew. I know a couple of talents. Actually 362 00:18:43.880 --> 00:18:46.680 I used to me a Meallian. Yeah, I know. One 363 00:18:46.720 --> 00:18:48.880 good guy worked with it. He literally sounded like that. 364 00:18:49.880 --> 00:18:51.279 He was like full bow. We used to be like 365 00:18:51.599 --> 00:18:53.839 just called Mario. Yeah, yeah, and then we used to 366 00:18:53.839 --> 00:18:55.559 call Mario. And then when he it would be funny 367 00:18:55.599 --> 00:18:57.920 because you would do it English actually be like get 368 00:18:58.000 --> 00:19:01.680 him up, cowboy, go down to the ranch, and he use. 369 00:19:01.680 --> 00:19:04.039 The funny shot. I'm gonna use my credit card. 370 00:19:06.720 --> 00:19:10.799 That's funny. That's a funny TikTok. A location near his 371 00:19:10.920 --> 00:19:14.799 uncle's house. This is where this pair these this his 372 00:19:15.279 --> 00:19:18.599 you know, Robert Bennis fiance stop by. They were sitting 373 00:19:18.599 --> 00:19:21.880 in the car when things started to get weird. A 374 00:19:21.920 --> 00:19:26.359 man dressed in white, supposedly with buddy ears, approached out 375 00:19:26.359 --> 00:19:30.680 of the darkness. He began to scream at the company. 376 00:19:30.680 --> 00:19:33.599 You're on private property. 377 00:19:34.599 --> 00:19:37.720 Then he was going to report them to the police, 378 00:19:38.759 --> 00:19:43.079 and that he got the license plate number. And this 379 00:19:43.400 --> 00:19:47.799 was merely off putting except for what he did next. 380 00:19:48.400 --> 00:19:51.759 All at once, the man hurled. Now the man hurl 381 00:19:51.839 --> 00:19:54.759 the fucking hatchet right through the windshield of the car 382 00:19:54.839 --> 00:19:57.240 and nearly hitting the pair. The couple I don't want 383 00:19:57.240 --> 00:19:58.000 to call him pair. 384 00:19:57.920 --> 00:20:01.759 But because because they were parked on a piece of 385 00:20:01.839 --> 00:20:07.079 land he owned, supposedly could have been an accident. I 386 00:20:07.079 --> 00:20:09.599 could see this guy like screaming, like they didn't He 387 00:20:09.640 --> 00:20:11.640 didn't even give them a chance to pull out, get 388 00:20:11.720 --> 00:20:14.759 off my He's like, oh, ship didn't realize hatchet. 389 00:20:16.279 --> 00:20:19.079 Sorry, as you might have guessed. They quickly sped off 390 00:20:19.119 --> 00:20:20.039 to the police station. 391 00:20:20.359 --> 00:20:23.079 Yeah, no ship, and the guy's already there. He's like, 392 00:20:23.200 --> 00:20:26.200 don't worn't the ones that property? 393 00:20:27.359 --> 00:20:29.559 I see that axe. I saw him out of fucking 394 00:20:29.599 --> 00:20:32.200 thin air, and they just hit their car. But they're 395 00:20:32.240 --> 00:20:33.440 on my fucking property. 396 00:20:34.079 --> 00:20:38.240 The motherfuckers. God reined acts on them. 397 00:20:38.279 --> 00:20:39.759 God rained acts. 398 00:20:40.240 --> 00:20:44.960 Let there be axes, like God knows this was my property. 399 00:20:46.279 --> 00:20:48.480 N Bob went fucking uh, well, it's off a dog 400 00:20:48.559 --> 00:20:51.359 man and Chris Chris Rock falls out of the sky 401 00:20:51.400 --> 00:20:53.519 because he's one of the gods great movie dog Mans. 402 00:20:53.880 --> 00:20:57.960 And then Jay's like, sexy, big titty women, just don't 403 00:20:57.960 --> 00:21:03.640 fall this guy and their way. It's kind of fun, though, 404 00:21:03.799 --> 00:21:04.279 it is fun. 405 00:21:04.759 --> 00:21:08.359 I find oh my god that honestly, you want to see. Okay, 406 00:21:08.960 --> 00:21:12.640 there is a video on that TikTok of me eating 407 00:21:12.680 --> 00:21:16.519 hot sauce. Oh yeah, And I couldn't believe you fucking 408 00:21:16.559 --> 00:21:19.440 filmed that because looking at it, that was the hottest 409 00:21:19.440 --> 00:21:22.880 hot sauce on the show Hot Ones. And I cannot 410 00:21:23.079 --> 00:21:25.039 fucking believe that I ate that much. 411 00:21:25.079 --> 00:21:26.000 I would literally put it. 412 00:21:26.559 --> 00:21:28.759 My palm was fucking covered. 413 00:21:28.759 --> 00:21:31.799 I died and then talking to touch your eyes and 414 00:21:31.839 --> 00:21:32.720 ship like, I'm surprised. 415 00:21:32.839 --> 00:21:34.359 It's so hard not surprised. 416 00:21:34.440 --> 00:21:38.720 Later on that night, I'm blind because you because after 417 00:21:38.799 --> 00:21:40.480 you did it, you just you didn't even wash out 418 00:21:40.519 --> 00:21:42.920 your hands. You just rubbed it. You can see it 419 00:21:42.920 --> 00:21:45.319 in the video. Yeah, look looked that up because it 420 00:21:45.440 --> 00:21:47.640 was on Actually I never posted that to the face, 421 00:21:47.640 --> 00:21:49.480 but page maybe that ship me. 422 00:21:49.640 --> 00:21:52.960 No, I was so drunk, I was loaded. You're like 423 00:21:53.240 --> 00:21:55.200 it was it's the first. 424 00:21:54.960 --> 00:21:58.559 Time screaming and ship. That was actually a funny video. 425 00:21:58.559 --> 00:22:01.480 We were all mad for letting Isabelle do it. 426 00:22:02.000 --> 00:22:06.000 Yeah like a quarter of what I did. You were 427 00:22:06.039 --> 00:22:06.759 definitely fu. 428 00:22:08.720 --> 00:22:11.119 Okay, I like you always pull out your phone at 429 00:22:11.160 --> 00:22:14.119 those times. Those are nice, Tom, Thanks for capturing all 430 00:22:14.119 --> 00:22:14.880 my worst moments. 431 00:22:14.920 --> 00:22:18.160 Yeah, okay, so they get back to the bunny Man. 432 00:22:19.000 --> 00:22:23.039 The bunny man legend then became real because an axe 433 00:22:23.039 --> 00:22:25.559 flew through a fucking window and there was a guy 434 00:22:25.559 --> 00:22:27.200 in bunny years. But that was gonna fuck. 435 00:22:27.480 --> 00:22:30.200 I'm not gonna lie, didn't you say as the farmer 436 00:22:30.279 --> 00:22:30.839 that did that? 437 00:22:31.079 --> 00:22:32.799 But no, it was a guy that came out and 438 00:22:32.839 --> 00:22:35.680 said they were on his property and he was wearing 439 00:22:35.799 --> 00:22:38.240 all white, but it could have been a bunny costume, 440 00:22:38.240 --> 00:22:41.839 but they said he was wearing bunny ears supposedly, and 441 00:22:42.119 --> 00:22:46.519 came out in that office, just a psychopathic one. I 442 00:22:46.519 --> 00:22:48.119 don't like to fuck with the costume on. 443 00:22:48.240 --> 00:22:51.799 I had to kill, not kill. He just wants to skur. 444 00:22:52.000 --> 00:22:52.799 I want to scur. 445 00:22:53.240 --> 00:22:56.279 And his axe and game must have been on party. 446 00:22:56.359 --> 00:22:58.119 It was like he must have been like this. 447 00:23:00.079 --> 00:23:05.200 Competitions every weekend, throwing that axe at that target just 448 00:23:05.240 --> 00:23:06.720 so I could scare that coubble. 449 00:23:07.240 --> 00:23:09.799 I throw that axe from that target. It hit bollsye 450 00:23:09.839 --> 00:23:12.319 and I go right on home and fuck my sister. 451 00:23:13.799 --> 00:23:16.400 She got so fucking turned on and she said, oh 452 00:23:16.480 --> 00:23:19.519 my gowd, it's you were born and raised in fucking 453 00:23:19.680 --> 00:23:24.960 arkansa uh from Arkansas. 454 00:23:25.559 --> 00:23:27.880 This is never gonna stop. I'm sorry, but this one 455 00:23:28.000 --> 00:23:31.279 stopped for a couple months, probably sorry Arkansas, and then 456 00:23:31.279 --> 00:23:33.079 we'll go on and making fun of cool back again. 457 00:23:33.559 --> 00:23:33.720 Uh. 458 00:23:33.880 --> 00:23:37.000 Then there is another police report that mentions that in 459 00:23:37.039 --> 00:23:40.079 the Notorious bunny Man of Virginia canna make fun of 460 00:23:40.119 --> 00:23:46.599 Virginia everyone. Uh, and this one shared shares a striking 461 00:23:47.160 --> 00:23:51.519 few similarities with the first tail. Ten days later, right 462 00:23:51.519 --> 00:23:55.079 around Halloween, a construction company near the area was ten 463 00:23:55.160 --> 00:23:57.200 days after the first one. Yeah, I guess so, which 464 00:23:57.240 --> 00:23:57.880 is so it was. 465 00:23:57.880 --> 00:23:59.720 Just one guy losing his mind. 466 00:24:00.359 --> 00:24:05.039 Became the bunny Man's new stomping grounds. Uh. Security guard 467 00:24:05.160 --> 00:24:08.559 named Paul Phillips was on duty. Obviously, you have the 468 00:24:08.599 --> 00:24:12.039 fucking this construction site his. 469 00:24:15.599 --> 00:24:16.039 You see that. 470 00:24:16.359 --> 00:24:19.599 Obviously the debates were horrible, and it was terrible, terrible 471 00:24:20.240 --> 00:24:22.880 cod and well there got COVID. But in the debate, 472 00:24:23.400 --> 00:24:31.319 I watched that, watched, I watched the It's literally ridiculous. 473 00:24:31.319 --> 00:24:33.599 Trump won't shut the fuck up, honestly, and for all 474 00:24:33.640 --> 00:24:34.880 the people that live in the States, because I know 475 00:24:34.920 --> 00:24:37.960 we have a lot of people listening to the States, Honestly, 476 00:24:38.039 --> 00:24:40.839 you have fucking two choices, a creepy fucking old man 477 00:24:40.960 --> 00:24:43.440 or a creepy fucking old man. That's your two choices. 478 00:24:43.799 --> 00:24:46.079 I choose. I choose a creepy old man over a 479 00:24:46.079 --> 00:24:50.000 creepy old man. Hey, Joe Biden only sniffs have you 480 00:24:51.079 --> 00:24:55.119 smelled panting pro v for kids? Holy ship? 481 00:24:55.359 --> 00:25:00.000 Alright, I don't know what that is. Sounds like a loop. 482 00:25:01.000 --> 00:25:05.759 So there's obviously other uh So, then this so because 483 00:25:05.799 --> 00:25:07.960 the guy at the construction site, which I think is weird. 484 00:25:08.000 --> 00:25:10.079 So there's a construction site and I'm talking about the 485 00:25:10.079 --> 00:25:13.559 bunny man. Still there's a security guard of the construction site. 486 00:25:13.680 --> 00:25:16.799 That doesn't really happen that much. In most places, they 487 00:25:16.839 --> 00:25:17.119 kind of. 488 00:25:17.160 --> 00:25:19.680 Leave him be. Well maybe in the States would be different. Yeah, 489 00:25:19.720 --> 00:25:22.160 you guys have a lot of fucking hooligans down. 490 00:25:23.839 --> 00:25:27.759 Uh So peep uh. Why about the debate was because 491 00:25:27.799 --> 00:25:29.720 the bait was a ship show. But how they caught 492 00:25:29.759 --> 00:25:31.920 because it said like the people's rights or choices in 493 00:25:31.960 --> 00:25:34.680 the background whatever, and because of the cut screen because 494 00:25:34.680 --> 00:25:37.160 it's Biden and Trump it's a peep in the back 495 00:25:38.160 --> 00:25:42.839 was funny. It came so the fucking security guard, fucking 496 00:25:42.880 --> 00:25:46.200 rent a cop. Paul Blart came across a man dressed 497 00:25:46.240 --> 00:25:50.240 in black with gray and gray with bunny ears similar 498 00:25:50.279 --> 00:25:53.960 to the initial ports from the couple. He was vandalizing 499 00:25:54.039 --> 00:25:57.799 a house, and when Phillips approached the oddly dressed Manners 500 00:25:57.799 --> 00:26:02.720 supported to say, oh, you people are trespassing around here, 501 00:26:02.759 --> 00:26:05.640 and if you don't get the fuck out, I'm gonna 502 00:26:05.680 --> 00:26:08.119 blust your heading. That's what he said. 503 00:26:08.160 --> 00:26:10.880 That's tough words for a guy with his sister. 504 00:26:12.559 --> 00:26:15.720 This man's uh seemed to really have an issue with 505 00:26:15.799 --> 00:26:21.720 the people trespassing and even went on destroying people's property again. 506 00:26:22.599 --> 00:26:25.319 When the police went to look for him, he didn't 507 00:26:25.359 --> 00:26:25.799 turn up. 508 00:26:25.880 --> 00:26:28.240 It feels like they weren't even on his property, like 509 00:26:28.240 --> 00:26:31.000 they're parked, like yeah, he's super legally on the side 510 00:26:31.000 --> 00:26:32.880 of the street, maybe smoking a joint or something in 511 00:26:32.880 --> 00:26:33.119 the car. 512 00:26:33.640 --> 00:26:37.119 We just finished Ratchet. That show it was I enjoyed it, 513 00:26:37.240 --> 00:26:41.119 never watched. It's the new Netflix show that's like from 514 00:26:41.119 --> 00:26:43.400 the people that creat American horror story, like the American 515 00:26:43.400 --> 00:26:47.680 horror story. But it got it got stupid and went 516 00:26:47.839 --> 00:26:49.559 way off the deep end with a bunch of like 517 00:26:49.599 --> 00:26:51.680 this ship they were putting into it first like three 518 00:26:51.759 --> 00:26:54.799 days are right, then it goes. But that has to 519 00:26:54.799 --> 00:26:57.279 do with like you know, psychiatric wards and stuff like that, 520 00:26:57.519 --> 00:26:59.960 and you know it's just some guy that's like schizophrenical, 521 00:27:00.119 --> 00:27:02.160 fucked up, and then he like sees the house. He's like, 522 00:27:02.240 --> 00:27:04.359 is that my house? My house is red? And he's 523 00:27:04.440 --> 00:27:06.240 like it looks so over. He's like there's a cart there. 524 00:27:06.440 --> 00:27:08.039 You're oh my goddamn property. 525 00:27:08.039 --> 00:27:09.240 And he's like a mile from home. 526 00:27:11.079 --> 00:27:14.519 Just frenzy. He's like, lucky, I got my carrying hatchet 527 00:27:14.519 --> 00:27:14.759 on me. 528 00:27:15.000 --> 00:27:17.319 Yeah, So this guy's got an issue with people trespassing. 529 00:27:17.599 --> 00:27:19.759 Police never see find him. 530 00:27:20.240 --> 00:27:23.960 But when the story hit papers, the floodgates open and 531 00:27:24.000 --> 00:27:27.319 the Fairfax County Police got over fifty reports from people 532 00:27:27.319 --> 00:27:31.279 who claim to have seen the bunny Man, fifty some 533 00:27:31.440 --> 00:27:35.759 more incredible than others. But who exactly is the mysterious 534 00:27:35.799 --> 00:27:40.079 bunny Man. That's where all the accounts seem to really differ. 535 00:27:41.440 --> 00:27:44.400 One is the most common genesis of the legends become 536 00:27:44.559 --> 00:27:46.640 the bunny Man is the spirit of a crazy man 537 00:27:46.680 --> 00:27:49.480 who escaped from an asylum. Way back in nineteen oh 538 00:27:49.519 --> 00:27:51.839 foury we kind of said, where a group of kramly 539 00:27:51.880 --> 00:27:54.640 and same people are transporting on a bus to a 540 00:27:54.680 --> 00:27:57.960 new facility and the bus unexpectedly crashed. 541 00:27:58.319 --> 00:28:01.240 Scary, I'd be very good learned about things going wrong 542 00:28:01.279 --> 00:28:01.920 on that bus. 543 00:28:01.839 --> 00:28:04.920 Right obviously it crashed. Yeah, one man escaped, like we said, 544 00:28:04.960 --> 00:28:08.200 and he vanished into the night, never to be seen again. 545 00:28:08.279 --> 00:28:09.000 Of course he didn't. 546 00:28:09.200 --> 00:28:12.799 His name was supposed to be Douglas Griffin Gryffon. It's 547 00:28:12.839 --> 00:28:17.680 literally g r I f l n so Gryffon and 548 00:28:17.759 --> 00:28:20.599 his uh and his memory and perhaps his ghosts live 549 00:28:20.680 --> 00:28:24.839 on long after you escaped. Supposed to became began killing 550 00:28:24.880 --> 00:28:28.599 people on animals, mostly rabbits, as we discussed, but was 551 00:28:28.640 --> 00:28:31.640 never recaptured. And his ghost is supposed to be what 552 00:28:31.960 --> 00:28:35.319 attacked the couple on that October night with the hatch it. 553 00:28:35.720 --> 00:28:39.319 But how does a ghost throw a physical hatchet into 554 00:28:39.319 --> 00:28:44.920 a window? Is my my cious thought. In some version 555 00:28:44.960 --> 00:28:46.359 of the Urban Legend, don't. 556 00:28:46.160 --> 00:28:48.440 You talk all the time about being able to transport 557 00:28:48.440 --> 00:28:49.519 into different dimensions? 558 00:28:49.640 --> 00:28:51.920 Yes, but like you'd have to be some fucking reptilian 559 00:28:52.039 --> 00:28:53.079 super creature. 560 00:28:52.759 --> 00:28:59.160 To like one throw and then don't let them retally, 561 00:28:59.200 --> 00:29:00.039 because I'm back to the. 562 00:29:01.279 --> 00:29:03.880 In some versions of the Urban Legend, the story doesn't 563 00:29:03.920 --> 00:29:06.640 just stop with him escaping and never being seen again. 564 00:29:07.160 --> 00:29:11.480 After the body of the man Griffin allegedly killed. Oh, 565 00:29:11.960 --> 00:29:14.440 after the body of a man that supposed to be 566 00:29:14.480 --> 00:29:17.559 he killed was found, the police decided it was time 567 00:29:17.640 --> 00:29:20.079 to bring him in. They searched the train tracks by 568 00:29:20.119 --> 00:29:22.759 the bridge near Fairfax Station and quickly came across the 569 00:29:22.799 --> 00:29:26.880 bunny Man, near where the asylum bus had been originally crashed. 570 00:29:27.240 --> 00:29:29.920 They began to chase him, but soon heard the sound 571 00:29:29.960 --> 00:29:33.359 of an uncom oncoming train and had to get out 572 00:29:33.359 --> 00:29:36.799 of the way. Rather than running from the train, however, 573 00:29:37.480 --> 00:29:42.720 Griffon put himself directly in its path, so he killed himself. 574 00:29:43.279 --> 00:29:44.720 I will stop this train. 575 00:29:45.079 --> 00:29:46.200 I am Superman. 576 00:29:47.319 --> 00:29:48.319 Stop train. 577 00:29:50.640 --> 00:29:54.359 It just gets demolished. As the train struck him. 578 00:29:54.480 --> 00:29:57.200 Well, I wish he drew a crowd before he did. Like, 579 00:29:57.279 --> 00:30:00.839 watch this guy as the trains show, and everyone's like, 580 00:30:00.960 --> 00:30:01.960 is he gonna do it? 581 00:30:02.079 --> 00:30:05.400 As the train struck him, Well, all the police watts 582 00:30:05.440 --> 00:30:08.599 are like, yo, bud, let's see how many guts split? Uh. 583 00:30:08.640 --> 00:30:11.079 He let out a burst of devilish laughter. 584 00:30:14.839 --> 00:30:19.920 That was on cue. You just pointed to me. I 585 00:30:19.920 --> 00:30:22.480 didn't expect to laugh devilishly ahead. 586 00:30:24.400 --> 00:30:27.799 Although his body was never recovered, police assumed he was 587 00:30:27.880 --> 00:30:32.240 killed by the train. That makes his final resting place 588 00:30:32.640 --> 00:30:37.000 and the reason his rabbit clad spirit still haunts the area. 589 00:30:37.759 --> 00:30:41.880 Even now, his legends still laughing train hits them. 590 00:30:43.880 --> 00:30:48.519 Why was he the police force? That's enough, I'm done 591 00:30:48.599 --> 00:30:54.160 shooting black people. Oh my god, you know what, This 592 00:30:54.359 --> 00:30:54.640 wasn't a. 593 00:30:54.759 --> 00:30:58.279 Nineteen fucking This is in nineteen oh four, So yeah, 594 00:30:58.480 --> 00:30:59.960 they were just lynching them at that point. 595 00:31:00.039 --> 00:31:02.160 I mean fucking nineteen ninety nine to be honest. 596 00:31:02.359 --> 00:31:08.119 Yeah. So obviously, like all even now, legend lives on 597 00:31:08.160 --> 00:31:10.279 an infamy. According to the local lore, you can still 598 00:31:10.279 --> 00:31:14.200 see the spirit of supposed to be the initial victims 599 00:31:14.680 --> 00:31:16.920 h that he was killing and the bunny Man at 600 00:31:16.920 --> 00:31:21.440 the bridge, specifically on Halloween night. So if you go 601 00:31:21.480 --> 00:31:24.720 there on October thirty, first, believers say, you will find 602 00:31:24.799 --> 00:31:27.799 a group of kids near the bridge having a good 603 00:31:27.839 --> 00:31:30.039 time the way they did supposed to before the bunny 604 00:31:30.079 --> 00:31:32.559 Man killed them, because I guess you like killing kids. Yeah, 605 00:31:32.599 --> 00:31:36.880 they all leave a few minutes before midnight, vacant before 606 00:31:37.079 --> 00:31:44.400 a more sinister spirit appears. Then right before midnight you 607 00:31:44.440 --> 00:31:47.079 will see rabbits near the bridge. That would trip me out, 608 00:31:47.079 --> 00:31:49.519 though if you're in Halloween, it's cold out, rabbits should 609 00:31:49.519 --> 00:31:51.319 be burning and they're fucking whatever they do. 610 00:31:51.640 --> 00:31:54.240 And then whatever I do, rabbits have here. 611 00:31:54.359 --> 00:31:55.440 Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure they do. 612 00:31:55.920 --> 00:31:56.039 Uh. 613 00:31:56.079 --> 00:31:57.559 And then you know you see a bunch of fucking 614 00:31:57.640 --> 00:31:59.960 rabbits fucking like walking around when actually. 615 00:32:00.440 --> 00:32:02.759 I've seen a bunch of rabbits that I don't know 616 00:32:02.799 --> 00:32:04.960 what the yeah what the they? 617 00:32:05.000 --> 00:32:08.519 Nature Man, Nature Man today, nature Man on this spot. 618 00:32:08.640 --> 00:32:12.039 Listen to this podcast, and you know what happens to rabbits, Like, yeah, you. 619 00:32:12.079 --> 00:32:15.480 See rabbit prints in the snow quite frequently. Yeah. 620 00:32:15.839 --> 00:32:15.920 Uh. 621 00:32:16.119 --> 00:32:18.880 Someone tell me goes strange through podcast Facebook group page 622 00:32:19.119 --> 00:32:19.640 and tell. 623 00:32:19.519 --> 00:32:23.079 Me do they hybernate? Like do tell me they have hybernate? 624 00:32:23.119 --> 00:32:25.559 Do the hybernate? And they're like, you know what today, 625 00:32:25.559 --> 00:32:27.039 I don't want to outside. 626 00:32:27.480 --> 00:32:30.519 They've made a movie like stupid ass horror movies about this, 627 00:32:30.640 --> 00:32:33.079 like they're very dumb and low budget, but you actually 628 00:32:33.079 --> 00:32:35.680 could make a decent one about it, like just make 629 00:32:35.720 --> 00:32:38.359 it more trippy and psychedelic, like have like in the 630 00:32:38.400 --> 00:32:41.680 bunny signal his coming and then a light supposed to 631 00:32:41.720 --> 00:32:44.759 be appears, perhaps the train that struck him down, so 632 00:32:44.799 --> 00:32:47.160 that'd be creepy. You see like little kids that are 633 00:32:47.279 --> 00:32:49.680 killed playing by the bridge, and then you see bunnies. 634 00:32:49.880 --> 00:32:51.519 Then you see a light that looks like maybe a 635 00:32:51.519 --> 00:32:55.359 ghost train or something like that, and then he will appear. 636 00:32:56.359 --> 00:32:56.839 I am. 637 00:32:56.920 --> 00:32:59.200 He will appear, keep saying things that remind me of 638 00:32:59.240 --> 00:32:59.480 the show. 639 00:33:00.039 --> 00:33:03.480 All uppear above the bridge. The training will appear above 640 00:33:03.519 --> 00:33:08.319 the bridge, followed by the figure of Griffin himself. Uh 641 00:33:08.640 --> 00:33:11.519 at supposed to be midnight exactly. So if you're from 642 00:33:11.559 --> 00:33:14.160 fucking Virginia, go the Bunnyman Bridge try this out. He 643 00:33:14.160 --> 00:33:16.480 will appear on the bridge and his soul will solely 644 00:33:16.599 --> 00:33:20.960 glow bright, blinding you. So a soul blind you, which 645 00:33:21.000 --> 00:33:21.680 is fucking stupid. 646 00:33:21.720 --> 00:33:24.640 Whitn't a sick day for both of us. Just be 647 00:33:24.799 --> 00:33:28.000 like all the vacations we do. Guys, if this gets 648 00:33:28.079 --> 00:33:30.640 up there, like I would love to live my life 649 00:33:30.720 --> 00:33:35.519 just traveling to these things and doing them. Obviously probably 650 00:33:35.519 --> 00:33:37.880 one hundred percent of the time nothing's gonna happen, but 651 00:33:38.319 --> 00:33:40.720 it would be cool to do and like and then 652 00:33:40.759 --> 00:33:43.079 one day we just disappear and you're like, find out 653 00:33:43.119 --> 00:33:47.119 which one killed and then it becomes a murder mystery 654 00:33:47.200 --> 00:33:47.880 and it's cool. 655 00:33:48.160 --> 00:33:49.839 We're just living in a cabin somewhere. 656 00:33:50.200 --> 00:33:53.640 All the detectives are like just sick of shit of 657 00:33:53.720 --> 00:33:58.039 listening to podcasts, Like these guys always get fucking drunk, 658 00:33:58.440 --> 00:34:01.160 and they always go off topic. I can't even fucking focus, 659 00:34:01.920 --> 00:34:05.119 like I'm done my job, I quit, I'm not even And. 660 00:34:05.079 --> 00:34:07.480 Then it's just like old just be literally us as 661 00:34:07.480 --> 00:34:09.519 Bob and Doug McKenzie will be living in like an 662 00:34:09.519 --> 00:34:11.960 ice igloo with like just beers and ship like that. 663 00:34:12.559 --> 00:34:14.639 We have no idea where we are how to get home, 664 00:34:14.679 --> 00:34:17.239 and I'm sure, but beer keeps showing up. So we're 665 00:34:17.239 --> 00:34:18.320 gonna chill here and drinking. 666 00:34:18.440 --> 00:34:20.639 He keeps showing up, and there's a camera crew for 667 00:34:20.679 --> 00:34:22.440 some reason, they're just filming. 668 00:34:22.519 --> 00:34:23.760 Nobody's telling us how to. 669 00:34:23.679 --> 00:34:28.159 Get at midnight exactly, he will appear on the bridge. 670 00:34:28.199 --> 00:34:29.920 Guy like said that in the Soul BLI to you 671 00:34:30.000 --> 00:34:32.840 and at this point you need to run, and if 672 00:34:32.880 --> 00:34:36.559 you don't, he may kill you, slashing and bashing the 673 00:34:36.639 --> 00:34:37.920 same way he did do his. 674 00:34:38.000 --> 00:34:42.400 Vic Wait, hold up, you said slashing before, but bashing 675 00:34:42.719 --> 00:34:47.719 he fucking he bashes and slashes. This motherfucker is a lunatic. 676 00:34:47.880 --> 00:34:50.360 All right, how do you bashing and slash? Ones for Billy? 677 00:34:50.480 --> 00:34:51.679 Which one? 678 00:34:51.840 --> 00:34:54.360 All right? Now, this story is for Billy because we 679 00:34:54.400 --> 00:34:58.559 are going we're gonna start doing stuff like I I 680 00:34:58.880 --> 00:35:00.480 want to shut it out because I I already kind 681 00:35:00.480 --> 00:35:02.480 of mentioned that we will be diving to hh home 682 00:35:02.559 --> 00:35:05.039 soon and Billy's gonna cover that. I'm just gonna I know, 683 00:35:05.360 --> 00:35:08.400 it's good. We got a lot of stuff coming. Ali 684 00:35:08.639 --> 00:35:09.400 will be up probably. 685 00:35:09.719 --> 00:35:11.519 Oh yeah, that's a good one coming too. 686 00:35:11.639 --> 00:35:16.199 We're gonna start doing more. Yeah, and uh for all fans, 687 00:35:16.280 --> 00:35:19.440 just like before Billy gets in this, Aliens are coming back. 688 00:35:19.519 --> 00:35:22.920 We will be revisiting Aliens and stuff like that very soon. 689 00:35:23.119 --> 00:35:25.679 Oh my god, I almost just fucking shot my pants. 690 00:35:25.719 --> 00:35:29.599 I thought you're going on a tangent like twenty twenties coming. No, 691 00:35:30.920 --> 00:35:36.599 well actually meant twenty one. It shut the fuck up. 692 00:35:36.599 --> 00:35:39.880 Don't even look at me like that was. Okay, we're 693 00:35:39.920 --> 00:35:44.599 gonna talk about the woman in the white. She's in white. 694 00:35:44.920 --> 00:35:47.719 She she's a white woman, but she's Mexican. That's why 695 00:35:47.760 --> 00:35:48.840 I'm getting ability to read this. 696 00:35:49.039 --> 00:35:53.000 Well, we'll get there. The woman in white also known 697 00:35:53.039 --> 00:35:59.400 as the whaling woman Earth. Okay, she is the whaling woman. 698 00:36:00.320 --> 00:36:03.559 She's a figure in Mexican folk lore dating back to 699 00:36:03.760 --> 00:36:05.679 for centuries. I'm gonna ask my mom, see if she 700 00:36:05.679 --> 00:36:09.679 knows anything about this woman, and she's gonna be like 701 00:36:09.679 --> 00:36:11.519 fucking She'll drop to her knees and do like a 702 00:36:11.519 --> 00:36:13.719 cross hail Mary prayer or something like. 703 00:36:13.719 --> 00:36:16.039 I also have some new new when it's good. 704 00:36:16.280 --> 00:36:18.039 Yeah, that's cool. I'm sure. 705 00:36:18.079 --> 00:36:21.239 No, my fuckers disgusting. 706 00:36:22.119 --> 00:36:24.679 Anyways, it dates back for centuries. It's said to be 707 00:36:24.719 --> 00:36:28.199 an omen of war with roots in Aztec lore. The 708 00:36:28.239 --> 00:36:30.960 story goes that the woman in white drowned her children 709 00:36:31.039 --> 00:36:33.639 in a fit of grief after her husband left her 710 00:36:34.000 --> 00:36:38.199 for another woman. You don't say that is that is 711 00:36:38.239 --> 00:36:41.559 the most Mexican fucking thing I've ever heard in my life, Like, 712 00:36:42.199 --> 00:36:45.079 you know, honestly, like out of every race, like I know, 713 00:36:45.199 --> 00:36:50.280 like like white women have like they do like sinister, 714 00:36:50.360 --> 00:36:53.599 little sneaky shit. Black women got attitude. You know who 715 00:36:53.760 --> 00:36:59.480 thugs are pissed off Mexican women they are the most 716 00:36:59.519 --> 00:37:02.400 hardcore or a gangsters. Like if I can count on 717 00:37:03.119 --> 00:37:05.239 any of my I I'd have to have like seventy 718 00:37:05.280 --> 00:37:07.360 thousand hands to count the times that my mom scared 719 00:37:07.400 --> 00:37:07.920 the fuck out. 720 00:37:07.960 --> 00:37:10.840 Hey, my mom did the same thing, and she was 721 00:37:10.880 --> 00:37:11.519 a white woman. 722 00:37:11.639 --> 00:37:13.280 No, but it'd be to the point that I'd be 723 00:37:13.280 --> 00:37:15.280 in grade four and you know, when you're talking and 724 00:37:15.400 --> 00:37:17.920 your dad's like you get into that conversation with your friends, 725 00:37:17.920 --> 00:37:21.000 you're like, I could beat up your dad. I one 726 00:37:21.079 --> 00:37:23.960 hundred percent of the time, even at that age, went maybe, 727 00:37:24.119 --> 00:37:26.079 but my mom could kill your mom. 728 00:37:26.800 --> 00:37:29.639 No, that's yeah, that's what my honestly mom was the 729 00:37:29.679 --> 00:37:32.159 same way that like this to say this quickly, my 730 00:37:32.639 --> 00:37:35.599 nobody wanted to fuck around my mom. And they all 731 00:37:35.679 --> 00:37:37.599 knew my mom, like they classified her. And I've told 732 00:37:37.639 --> 00:37:39.159 my mom they staid, like, my friends call her a 733 00:37:39.159 --> 00:37:41.320 bitch all the time and stuff. And she's like, fine, 734 00:37:41.360 --> 00:37:43.159 if I fucking stood up and I was a good 735 00:37:43.199 --> 00:37:45.079 fucking mother and fucking took like she's like. 736 00:37:45.119 --> 00:37:49.280 Oh my god. Anyways, the woman in white is said 737 00:37:49.320 --> 00:37:55.519 to appear near lakes and rivers, wailing like a banshee. 738 00:37:56.239 --> 00:37:57.400 Is what sounds like. 739 00:37:57.840 --> 00:38:01.719 She's like really for her lost, So she's looking for 740 00:38:01.719 --> 00:38:03.880 a lost it's almost like a little yeah, she's like. 741 00:38:03.880 --> 00:38:07.239 Just screaming like where's my kids? 742 00:38:07.360 --> 00:38:09.320 Isn't this based on the Little Laura or whatever? 743 00:38:09.920 --> 00:38:13.440 Well, she fucking killed her kids, So like I'm already 744 00:38:13.519 --> 00:38:17.559 kind of worried about why she's worried about them, like 745 00:38:17.599 --> 00:38:19.679 where they went? That like that you killed them. And 746 00:38:19.679 --> 00:38:21.760 then they're like where did they go? It's like they 747 00:38:21.840 --> 00:38:23.119 disappeared from my life. 748 00:38:23.239 --> 00:38:25.039 A lot of women do that, a lot of women 749 00:38:25.039 --> 00:38:30.519 that after pregnancy do that ship and post pardon depression, 750 00:38:31.239 --> 00:38:32.880 I'm killing the kids. I don't know if this woman 751 00:38:32.920 --> 00:38:34.840 had it, but there's that woman that drove her kids 752 00:38:34.840 --> 00:38:35.719 into the fucking water. 753 00:38:35.840 --> 00:38:37.679 You think it would be like you think it would 754 00:38:37.679 --> 00:38:39.840 be more along the lines of like I know what 755 00:38:39.920 --> 00:38:42.519 I did and I'm sorry about it, not like genuinely 756 00:38:42.559 --> 00:38:46.440 concerned as to where your children are. Like this lady 757 00:38:46.519 --> 00:38:49.159 sounds like she just doesn't know where her kids are. 758 00:38:49.159 --> 00:38:51.400 Even though she killed them. But that's like a fucking 759 00:38:51.400 --> 00:38:56.239 psychiatric thing right where they'll like post part of depression, 760 00:38:56.280 --> 00:38:58.320 they'll kill their kid and then they'll feel so much 761 00:38:58.360 --> 00:39:00.840 grief for it because they just wanted to stops. I 762 00:39:01.039 --> 00:39:04.519 want to cry and stop like baby. 763 00:39:04.519 --> 00:39:08.360 Okay, this one's gonna be super specific. Between the hours 764 00:39:08.360 --> 00:39:12.679 of midnight and exactly three thirty three am. 765 00:39:13.119 --> 00:39:15.639 That's a Masonic number though, and that's a demonic number. 766 00:39:15.679 --> 00:39:18.119 It didn't say at three thirty three, it said between 767 00:39:18.159 --> 00:39:19.760 those hours, so you can light that. You could light 768 00:39:19.800 --> 00:39:20.760 it at two fifty. 769 00:39:20.599 --> 00:39:23.559 Nine and that's fine, just but it ends at three 770 00:39:23.639 --> 00:39:25.280 the summoning of this woman. 771 00:39:25.480 --> 00:39:28.280 Yeah, between midnight and between the hours of three thirty 772 00:39:28.280 --> 00:39:32.320 three am. Light candles all around your bathroom. Then right 773 00:39:32.400 --> 00:39:36.920 out tee Caro los kiro on a piece of paper 774 00:39:37.039 --> 00:39:44.480 to get squo. Why said it's not Taketo's tequila. Takiro 775 00:39:44.639 --> 00:39:46.760 los cairo on a piece of paper. 776 00:39:46.960 --> 00:39:47.159 Yeah. 777 00:39:47.360 --> 00:39:52.239 Some say use your own blood, but but appends recommended. 778 00:39:53.760 --> 00:39:57.559 It's like, okay, Lorena, this is how you want it. 779 00:39:58.639 --> 00:40:00.360 Fill your sink with the water and and then put 780 00:40:00.360 --> 00:40:01.440 your face into the water. 781 00:40:01.559 --> 00:40:02.639 That's fucking scary. 782 00:40:02.760 --> 00:40:05.639 But holding your breath for only one minute. I've held 783 00:40:05.719 --> 00:40:09.119 my head underwater for more than a minute. Oh no, 784 00:40:09.480 --> 00:40:12.000 this is the scary part. Then take three gulps of 785 00:40:12.039 --> 00:40:15.679 water like swallow it, like gulp it while you're under 786 00:40:16.440 --> 00:40:19.559 like swallowing. Well yeah, well yeah, because you're drowning, so 787 00:40:19.599 --> 00:40:21.599 you're like breathing for air, but you're gulping the water. 788 00:40:21.719 --> 00:40:25.119 That's how you drown anyways. So do that. And then 789 00:40:25.719 --> 00:40:30.079 when you come up for air, say Takira las kirola 790 00:40:32.039 --> 00:40:36.639 racist and keep your eyes closed for ten seconds. But 791 00:40:36.679 --> 00:40:38.880 when you open them, the women in Whitewell appear before 792 00:40:38.920 --> 00:40:41.280 you don't look away from her, and don't rush to 793 00:40:41.320 --> 00:40:44.119 turn on the lights. Maintain eye contact and wait for 794 00:40:44.159 --> 00:40:47.199 her to ask you a series of questions. Beware that 795 00:40:47.400 --> 00:40:52.000 answering her questions incorrectly can be deadly. This motherfucker is 796 00:40:52.039 --> 00:40:54.440 who wants to be a millionaire of life? 797 00:40:54.679 --> 00:40:58.880 No itally like you, Oh, that's the wrong answer. Motherfucker 798 00:40:58.920 --> 00:41:00.920 who knows it could be next Allwayen or some other 799 00:41:00.960 --> 00:41:03.079 time or some ship. And mean, I think this is yeah, 800 00:41:03.079 --> 00:41:05.519 because this is based on the I always say Lil 801 00:41:05.760 --> 00:41:09.480 Lorna because how it's spelled Lorna. And they just did 802 00:41:09.480 --> 00:41:11.840 that movie which I heard was horrible. But we can 803 00:41:11.880 --> 00:41:13.320 eventually talk about her more. 804 00:41:13.400 --> 00:41:15.400 Want to hear the questions I want to be like 805 00:41:15.960 --> 00:41:17.920 I want I want them to be stumpers, like who 806 00:41:18.000 --> 00:41:20.280 is your real dad? You're like, it's my dad, not 807 00:41:20.320 --> 00:41:22.960 my real dad, And then you go and then you 808 00:41:23.000 --> 00:41:25.920 go uncle Jerry, and she goes, who you got lucky 809 00:41:26.000 --> 00:41:26.760 on that one. 810 00:41:27.480 --> 00:41:32.039 It's like a game show host. If you win, you hearquila, 811 00:41:32.199 --> 00:41:34.880 and if you lose, you hear a bunch of shots 812 00:41:34.920 --> 00:41:35.519 on tequila. 813 00:41:35.559 --> 00:41:38.440 Come down, good tequila, Mexican tequila. That ship like yeah, 814 00:41:38.480 --> 00:41:42.840 like now the Quevo Holy fuck, what a garbage fucking yeah. Gross, 815 00:41:42.960 --> 00:41:45.440 Every single tequila we have at that liquor store in 816 00:41:45.519 --> 00:41:47.840 Ontario is absolute trash. 817 00:41:47.960 --> 00:41:52.920 I know, patron is expensive, it's not terrible compared to 818 00:41:52.920 --> 00:41:54.639 everything else, but it pay it's. 819 00:41:54.519 --> 00:41:58.519 Not it's not that it's not terrible. They they sugarcoated it. 820 00:41:58.800 --> 00:41:59.920 Anything with a worm in it. 821 00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:02.880 I've never done it. I want to do it, and 822 00:42:02.920 --> 00:42:03.800 it's good. I have. 823 00:42:04.239 --> 00:42:06.440 My buddy brought me back a bottle from Mexico and 824 00:42:06.480 --> 00:42:07.639 I went to go visit and I was like, oh, 825 00:42:07.639 --> 00:42:10.320 that's seck. I've never tried the worm before. I ate 826 00:42:10.840 --> 00:42:15.039 half of the worm. My night was over. Did you drive? 827 00:42:16.360 --> 00:42:16.440 That? 828 00:42:16.559 --> 00:42:19.159 Was it? I just ate half of the worm and 829 00:42:19.320 --> 00:42:23.760 I was so fucked off my tree, like honestly, like 830 00:42:23.840 --> 00:42:28.480 I think equivalent equivalent to say, like in my head, 831 00:42:28.519 --> 00:42:30.719 what half of that worm was? Like it was about 832 00:42:30.800 --> 00:42:35.679 taking seven, seven, maybe eight tequila shots consecutively because I 833 00:42:35.760 --> 00:42:37.760 was just going one, two, three, four and like not 834 00:42:37.880 --> 00:42:40.079 letting your chance to like breathe, Like that's how much 835 00:42:40.119 --> 00:42:42.360 alcohol that worm fucking consumes. 836 00:42:42.760 --> 00:42:46.000 Oh man, it fucked my day up. 837 00:42:46.079 --> 00:42:49.039 Man, Yeah, because you have fucking nine eight shots of 838 00:42:49.119 --> 00:42:54.119 goddamn tequila in a row. That's gonna fuck you sideways. 839 00:42:54.320 --> 00:42:56.679 Yeah, because I was gonna say, because I'm looking this 840 00:42:56.800 --> 00:42:59.480 up right now. Okay, So like worm one is what 841 00:42:59.639 --> 00:43:01.639 it is, Like I'm pretty sure a lot of it 842 00:43:01.679 --> 00:43:04.119 is in absinthe. That's how they make ayinthe. 843 00:43:04.199 --> 00:43:08.559 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that can fucking make you hallucinating. 844 00:43:08.599 --> 00:43:10.639 Ship that drunk. 845 00:43:11.159 --> 00:43:14.159 You're just that fucking drunk that you think you see 846 00:43:14.239 --> 00:43:15.159 things like you know. 847 00:43:15.239 --> 00:43:18.159 They the stupid movie if all you young fuckers have 848 00:43:18.239 --> 00:43:22.119 ever seen that or older fuckers haven't seen it, euro 849 00:43:22.280 --> 00:43:23.159 Trip they take. 850 00:43:23.039 --> 00:43:25.639 Out I forgot. 851 00:43:25.719 --> 00:43:29.719 Yeah, it's uh so, like you know, like I the 852 00:43:29.800 --> 00:43:32.639 in Canada, they did one that I like, I hate 853 00:43:32.679 --> 00:43:35.360 to taste of liquorice, but I actually mind this. It 854 00:43:35.480 --> 00:43:39.280 was called Lucid and it was it was an absynthe. 855 00:43:39.400 --> 00:43:42.440 I like it black but black. 856 00:43:43.440 --> 00:43:45.920 Yeah, I know, and they but it was sixty percent 857 00:43:46.039 --> 00:43:47.599 or sixty two percent pretty good. 858 00:43:47.639 --> 00:43:49.360 That's pretty And. 859 00:43:50.119 --> 00:43:51.760 I have a picture at somewhere on my Tom Cat 860 00:43:51.840 --> 00:43:53.519 hip hop Instagram but like a near the end. But 861 00:43:53.639 --> 00:43:55.559 like I took time to drink it, like it was 862 00:43:55.599 --> 00:44:00.960 fucking strong. Yeah, like honestly, like that's like as fucked 863 00:44:01.000 --> 00:44:02.639 like the fact that like you're just talking about like that, 864 00:44:02.679 --> 00:44:05.000 the worm and stuff like that. You could hallucinate, but 865 00:44:05.199 --> 00:44:07.280 I don't know, like worm would sounds fucked up, like 866 00:44:07.480 --> 00:44:10.119 like I've never had real as. Actually, actually that's a 867 00:44:10.159 --> 00:44:15.079 lot I have at a party, at a party I 868 00:44:15.119 --> 00:44:19.440 had when I was like back up working in restaurant days, 869 00:44:19.480 --> 00:44:22.119 and me and these do like I'm already fucking really drunk, 870 00:44:22.559 --> 00:44:25.119 and uh, it's like everyone from the restaurants are hanging 871 00:44:25.119 --> 00:44:26.920 out and having like a drinks and stuff like that, 872 00:44:27.239 --> 00:44:29.840 and near the end they bring out the guy just 873 00:44:29.840 --> 00:44:33.679 got back from Puerto Rico or something like that, and 874 00:44:33.719 --> 00:44:36.519 they have absence and because they got over the border, 875 00:44:36.559 --> 00:44:39.480 and he was like he was he was thinking he 876 00:44:39.559 --> 00:44:42.559 wasn't gonna get it over the border, but he did. 877 00:44:43.280 --> 00:44:45.880 They you can light it on fire because it's flambole, obviously, 878 00:44:45.880 --> 00:44:47.000 and then you take the shot and this is the 879 00:44:47.039 --> 00:44:48.960 dude was sitting there start talking to Star Wars all night, 880 00:44:49.039 --> 00:44:51.199 like getting drunk. It was already fucking hammered. And I 881 00:44:51.280 --> 00:44:53.639 called a cab as soon as I did the shots 882 00:44:53.800 --> 00:44:55.760 because I said, if I'm doing this, I'm going home 883 00:44:55.960 --> 00:44:58.079 because I'm not gonna be here making a fool myself. 884 00:44:59.360 --> 00:45:03.480 You can like look that in Canada here on Yeah. 885 00:45:03.400 --> 00:45:05.280 Yeah, yeah, I know, I know that I'm saying that 886 00:45:05.280 --> 00:45:06.719 that's how we didn't, which is weird. 887 00:45:06.719 --> 00:45:08.280 We did something weird shot. 888 00:45:07.880 --> 00:45:12.559 And then I remember I was so lucky and I'm 889 00:45:12.559 --> 00:45:15.079 pretty sure yeah this is still when I lived at home. 890 00:45:15.800 --> 00:45:17.760 Uh So I got the cab back to Paris. I 891 00:45:17.840 --> 00:45:20.639 was so fucking lucky that this cab driver I knew 892 00:45:20.800 --> 00:45:23.760 that I have smoked joints with picked me up because 893 00:45:23.760 --> 00:45:25.000 I got in the car and I was like, in 894 00:45:25.079 --> 00:45:27.880 his name is Colin. I was like yo, calling and 895 00:45:27.920 --> 00:45:29.840 he's like what's up. He's like you're fucked, aren't you? 896 00:45:29.880 --> 00:45:31.719 And I'm like, yeah, I just did a shot. 897 00:45:32.320 --> 00:45:33.440 Yeah. 898 00:45:33.760 --> 00:45:35.360 I was like, I just did a shot at Absinthe. 899 00:45:35.400 --> 00:45:37.280 I'm like, I'm like I want to see like absince 900 00:45:37.360 --> 00:45:41.920 like I was supposed to be. That's how. And so 901 00:45:42.039 --> 00:45:44.679 I'm like and I can even like even drinking right now, 902 00:45:44.800 --> 00:45:46.880 and I'm like a barely buzz but thinking about that 903 00:45:46.920 --> 00:45:48.840 buzz I had how fucked up I was. And I 904 00:45:48.880 --> 00:45:51.440 was still coherent decently because I was talking to him 905 00:45:51.440 --> 00:45:54.400 the whole time, and he's like, you want to smoke 906 00:45:54.440 --> 00:45:55.960 a joint? Or something like that, and a cigarette. I 907 00:45:55.960 --> 00:45:57.320 was like, I'll take a cigarette. I was like, I'm 908 00:45:57.320 --> 00:45:59.760 not taking a joint right now. I'm always going home 909 00:45:59.800 --> 00:46:02.199 and sitting in the basement at my fucking mom's house 910 00:46:02.239 --> 00:46:05.440 and being like I am like fucked and like I 911 00:46:05.480 --> 00:46:06.800 didn't know what to do with myself. I think I 912 00:46:06.920 --> 00:46:09.599 just like, you just got to go. I don't think 913 00:46:09.599 --> 00:46:10.960 I went to bed. I think I was just. 914 00:46:10.960 --> 00:46:12.800 At that point when you're that fu good to bed. 915 00:46:12.960 --> 00:46:15.280 Oh my god, did I tell you my fucking tip. 916 00:46:15.440 --> 00:46:17.679 I just want to say I thought I didn't do it, 917 00:46:17.679 --> 00:46:19.920 but I have dried apps no ship. 918 00:46:20.719 --> 00:46:22.400 But then I I'm pretty sure I said this on 919 00:46:22.440 --> 00:46:24.760 the podcast, but far but maybe I didn't. For new listeners, 920 00:46:24.800 --> 00:46:26.480 when you drink and you listen to us and you 921 00:46:26.519 --> 00:46:29.559 get too drunk, yeah, lie down on your bed. Oh 922 00:46:29.639 --> 00:46:31.960 you've said this one foot flat on the floor. 923 00:46:32.480 --> 00:46:35.119 You I you convinced me it was real that I 924 00:46:35.119 --> 00:46:36.079 feel like it didn't work. 925 00:46:36.239 --> 00:46:39.400 It always works every single time I'm drunk. It works. 926 00:46:40.000 --> 00:46:42.079 I haven't had the spin since I was like twenty five, 927 00:46:42.159 --> 00:46:43.000 so yeah. 928 00:46:43.159 --> 00:46:44.840 It's not even the spins. It's just like, you know, 929 00:46:44.880 --> 00:46:47.159 when you're too drunk, you're just unsettled, like you're rolling 930 00:46:47.159 --> 00:46:48.559 around the bed. Just put your foot on the floor. 931 00:46:48.559 --> 00:46:51.360 You're fucking fine. One hundred percent of the time. You're 932 00:46:51.400 --> 00:46:54.360 fucking fine. I always get your gravity wants to stand up, 933 00:46:54.400 --> 00:46:57.159 like your body doesn't want to stand up, your foot 934 00:46:57.159 --> 00:46:59.440 flat on the on the floor. It's the coolest little 935 00:46:59.440 --> 00:46:59.920 fucking pack. 936 00:47:01.199 --> 00:47:03.000 This is funny because I want to talk more in 937 00:47:03.039 --> 00:47:06.280 depth about this because I will never remember in death 938 00:47:06.800 --> 00:47:07.440 and you. 939 00:47:07.440 --> 00:47:08.000 Heard that too. 940 00:47:08.079 --> 00:47:14.039 Yeah, I don't remember what episode it is because we 941 00:47:14.119 --> 00:47:18.840 used to drink a lot on this podcast. Justin was 942 00:47:18.880 --> 00:47:21.719 here and uh and Justin was in the picture and 943 00:47:21.719 --> 00:47:23.920 stuff like that. And Justin was like, I was like, 944 00:47:23.960 --> 00:47:25.639 we're talking about urban legends stuff like that. I was 945 00:47:25.679 --> 00:47:27.760 going ship to me and Billy talk about urban legends, 946 00:47:27.800 --> 00:47:29.800 and then all three of us wrong and he's like, 947 00:47:30.000 --> 00:47:33.159 oh yeah, blue Baby are blue Baby? Blue Baby? And 948 00:47:33.159 --> 00:47:35.079 I was like, what's blue Baby? This is why Justin 949 00:47:35.360 --> 00:47:38.159 was like, funny exclude what he did. But he was 950 00:47:38.239 --> 00:47:41.880 like he's a character, that's for sure. And I was like, 951 00:47:41.880 --> 00:47:43.280 what the fuck's we blieby. He's like, you know that 952 00:47:43.400 --> 00:47:45.480 urban legends like Bloody Mary. So I didn't really know 953 00:47:45.519 --> 00:47:48.199 about it. So we're doing it now. And this is 954 00:47:48.400 --> 00:47:53.880 the fucking funniest shy. It's called baby Blue actually, because 955 00:47:53.880 --> 00:47:56.760 that's why I laugh, because Justin probably sounded trash like 956 00:47:56.800 --> 00:48:00.519 he usually did. Yeah, and he's. 957 00:48:00.280 --> 00:48:01.960 Like, blue, baby, blue Baby. 958 00:48:01.960 --> 00:48:03.760 I just always remember that in my head. I don't 959 00:48:03.760 --> 00:48:07.239 even know what episode it is, and uh, and he's like, so, 960 00:48:07.400 --> 00:48:12.280 no one, no one knows when baby Blue got its start. 961 00:48:12.559 --> 00:48:16.480 It's not like an abortion baby because lack. 962 00:48:17.639 --> 00:48:21.119 What's that fucking dumbstum. 963 00:48:23.800 --> 00:48:26.239 It's a bunch of them swinging the horse. 964 00:48:27.159 --> 00:48:30.239 Which is such a walked up joke. In general, someone 965 00:48:30.280 --> 00:48:34.599 knows when baby Blue got it start. Though it's an 966 00:48:34.639 --> 00:48:39.280 offshoot of Bloody Mary myth. Performing the baby Blue ritual 967 00:48:39.480 --> 00:48:42.079 is supposed to leave you with scratches on your arms 968 00:48:42.079 --> 00:48:46.159 if done incorrectly, and the story goes that a woman 969 00:48:46.280 --> 00:48:53.079 will burst through your bathroom mirror screaming at you. A woman, 970 00:48:53.960 --> 00:48:59.000 a woman, a wool man will burst through your bathroom 971 00:48:59.039 --> 00:49:01.719 mirror screaming ask you to give her lost child. 972 00:49:01.880 --> 00:49:03.440 I would scared. 973 00:49:05.039 --> 00:49:08.880 Blue baby, but that's not what is said, Baby Blue, 974 00:49:08.880 --> 00:49:11.039 baby Blue. And then it's just like. 975 00:49:12.760 --> 00:49:15.880 I'm talking with that's so there is different ways to 976 00:49:16.000 --> 00:49:21.840 summon baby blue, including one that involves at least two people. 977 00:49:22.039 --> 00:49:25.320 We should try this, you want it. It sounds real, 978 00:49:26.000 --> 00:49:29.199 starts off though, Let's do it. Walk yourself in the bathroom. 979 00:49:29.599 --> 00:49:31.519 We could talk and steam up. 980 00:49:34.000 --> 00:49:34.400 You know what. 981 00:49:34.559 --> 00:49:37.280 That's what Mitch always says, because I'm I'm cut and 982 00:49:37.440 --> 00:49:39.400 he's uncut, and he's like, you know, we at least 983 00:49:39.440 --> 00:49:42.920 we can talk. Sometimes Mitch has the same sense. If 984 00:49:42.920 --> 00:49:46.039 you hear what that, you do, lock yourself in the bathroom, 985 00:49:46.480 --> 00:49:49.880 steam up the mirror. You can use a shower, you 986 00:49:49.920 --> 00:49:51.840 can use butt sex, you can use. 987 00:49:51.760 --> 00:49:54.440 Vaginal Dude, all I do is take off my shirt 988 00:49:54.480 --> 00:49:56.800 and the whole fucking bathroom is like steaming. Like I 989 00:49:57.000 --> 00:49:59.840 I've had the I've had the fire department called them, 990 00:49:59.840 --> 00:50:05.840 he's so many times, and I'm like, no, I'm just hot, chill, like. 991 00:50:05.840 --> 00:50:08.639 Sir, you haven't a shower tonight and you just come back. 992 00:50:09.159 --> 00:50:12.760 Greasy as fuck like that, buddy, I haven't showered. 993 00:50:13.400 --> 00:50:15.960 Like this is uh, this is what I call my 994 00:50:16.079 --> 00:50:19.079 uh my pleasure palace. Like well, it's it's like my 995 00:50:19.159 --> 00:50:21.280 jerking off place. I just I just go in the washroom. 996 00:50:21.599 --> 00:50:25.679 I find the comfort of the hard toilets that's something 997 00:50:25.719 --> 00:50:28.079 I enjoy every time I master made. So I have 998 00:50:28.199 --> 00:50:30.639 to go in and pretend I'm pooping every time I'm master. 999 00:50:31.719 --> 00:50:35.199 Oh tell me you haven't done that? What? 1000 00:50:35.480 --> 00:50:38.639 Yeah, there is not one fucking man. 1001 00:50:38.119 --> 00:50:41.280 The entire world that hasn't pretend he went for a 1002 00:50:41.360 --> 00:50:43.559 ship from his ladies, Like, hey, I'll be right back. 1003 00:50:43.760 --> 00:50:45.920 Got take a big pool and you go in and 1004 00:50:47.679 --> 00:50:49.920 on the way once you might be a period and 1005 00:50:50.039 --> 00:50:54.519 not in the moon, just cranky, and you're like, and 1006 00:50:55.159 --> 00:50:58.159 then you on the way to the bad ladies. If 1007 00:50:58.199 --> 00:51:00.000 your man says he's got to take a big pool, 1008 00:51:00.639 --> 00:51:04.559 and like seconds after he gets off the couch, he 1009 00:51:04.960 --> 00:51:08.639 pulls his phone out and instantly already starts looking he's 1010 00:51:08.679 --> 00:51:11.880 fine in the video because he's gonna go try to 1011 00:51:11.920 --> 00:51:14.440 do the quickest jerk off he's ever done. That's to 1012 00:51:14.480 --> 00:51:17.480 make it seem like it was just a pool. It 1013 00:51:17.519 --> 00:51:20.599 took me like three four minutes, but it was a pool. 1014 00:51:20.920 --> 00:51:25.559 You see, you see those memes where it's like this 1015 00:51:25.599 --> 00:51:27.679 is how picky I am, and it's like porn Hub 1016 00:51:27.679 --> 00:51:28.719 but like the forty. 1017 00:51:28.599 --> 00:51:34.360 Yeah, like none of these will do. But on that note, 1018 00:51:34.440 --> 00:51:36.639 so this is what I want to do when you 1019 00:51:36.679 --> 00:51:38.920 when you guys find your man and he's off to 1020 00:51:38.920 --> 00:51:40.480 say he's taking a big poon. He pulls out his 1021 00:51:40.480 --> 00:51:45.519 phone right away, tell him that the flush don't flush. Okay, 1022 00:51:45.559 --> 00:51:47.760 I'm gonna catch you, and you're gonna walk in there 1023 00:51:47.760 --> 00:51:50.000 and there's gonna be a bunch of little babies swimming 1024 00:51:50.000 --> 00:51:55.800 around he'd flushed, he'd be like, oh, sorry, I forgot. 1025 00:51:56.119 --> 00:51:58.400 And if he says he forgotten, he came in the toilet. 1026 00:51:58.719 --> 00:52:00.920 Take time when I go and I look looking at 1027 00:52:00.920 --> 00:52:04.480 my tiktoks and my and my facebooks and my my Instagram, 1028 00:52:04.559 --> 00:52:05.159 because you're. 1029 00:52:05.119 --> 00:52:06.679 Caught on the social media. 1030 00:52:06.519 --> 00:52:09.000 Because I have to be I got to promote all 1031 00:52:09.000 --> 00:52:10.599 this ship. Yeah, I do got to be on There're 1032 00:52:10.599 --> 00:52:13.320 gonna make sure people are liking our ship, commenting, being 1033 00:52:13.360 --> 00:52:15.639 cool with us. That's why I gotta do. I gotta 1034 00:52:15.679 --> 00:52:18.920 spend every day in my life making sure you're offended 1035 00:52:19.119 --> 00:52:21.800 but also happy at the same time. That's list nearest. 1036 00:52:22.360 --> 00:52:25.119 So let's get the finish off, baby fucking blue. So 1037 00:52:25.159 --> 00:52:26.960 it's involved to you guys, steam up the mirror. Me 1038 00:52:27.000 --> 00:52:28.800 and Billy, you gotta go in a washroom, or or 1039 00:52:28.840 --> 00:52:30.719 you and your husband, you and your you. 1040 00:52:31.280 --> 00:52:32.960 Not me and you if you're in there with me, 1041 00:52:33.000 --> 00:52:33.920 it wouldn't be steamy. 1042 00:52:33.960 --> 00:52:36.039 Oh you're trying the fucking shower or you're Jamaican hot 1043 00:52:36.079 --> 00:52:36.599 box and ship. 1044 00:52:36.719 --> 00:52:38.639 Yeah, if you want to make it difficult, can you 1045 00:52:38.840 --> 00:52:40.880 by going by myself, I'm making steaming. 1046 00:52:41.320 --> 00:52:43.639 You ever tell me you never Jamaican hot box bathroom 1047 00:52:44.880 --> 00:52:47.119 all the time. See, I rather hop box a car, 1048 00:52:47.159 --> 00:52:49.280 which is way worse because like then you probably will 1049 00:52:49.320 --> 00:52:52.199 get caught or something bad. But like I've done the 1050 00:52:52.239 --> 00:52:55.119 fucking steam shower ship, trying to sit with another dude 1051 00:52:55.119 --> 00:52:57.519 while I'm sweating and we're like, it's so hot in 1052 00:52:57.559 --> 00:52:59.400 there while we're like smoking a big blind or bong 1053 00:52:59.480 --> 00:53:00.840 hit some ship, and I'm like. 1054 00:53:01.519 --> 00:53:04.119 When you're under six hundred and fifty pounds, you don't 1055 00:53:04.159 --> 00:53:07.199 feel I'm just kidding. Don't look at me like that. 1056 00:53:07.559 --> 00:53:11.360 Tom is not six hundred and fifty pounds. I just know. 1057 00:53:11.599 --> 00:53:14.039 I just I was doing a p s A. He's 1058 00:53:14.079 --> 00:53:21.360 a healthy weight. Honestly, it's a little bigger, it's okay. 1059 00:53:20.400 --> 00:53:22.639 But honestly, just okay. Before I finished this, because I 1060 00:53:22.679 --> 00:53:24.440 was just thinking about this thought and we're drinking, having 1061 00:53:24.440 --> 00:53:26.880 a good time. It's fucking October. I love this ship, 1062 00:53:27.199 --> 00:53:30.400 but in October, I know, because I love Halloween and 1063 00:53:30.480 --> 00:53:33.400 this is what we're doing these four this is where 1064 00:53:33.400 --> 00:53:36.719 we're doing this. So I'm the last time I did 1065 00:53:36.800 --> 00:53:39.199 do a jamade hot box, I was like sixteen seventeen. Yeah, 1066 00:53:39.239 --> 00:53:41.880 it was a long and I remember being at a 1067 00:53:41.920 --> 00:53:45.920 buddy's apartment. I think we did a blunt a fucking 1068 00:53:46.000 --> 00:53:50.519 apartment and it might have been yours. Maybe it was yours. 1069 00:53:50.599 --> 00:53:52.920 I know you never didn't come. 1070 00:53:53.559 --> 00:53:56.360 No, I like weird off top because no one knows 1071 00:53:56.400 --> 00:53:58.760 the it was when I was sixteen because at the 1072 00:53:58.800 --> 00:54:02.320 time you were like fucking a ten. You're when I was. 1073 00:54:02.320 --> 00:54:06.039 Sixteen, you were twelve thirteen, only three years older than me. 1074 00:54:06.159 --> 00:54:07.400 I'm four three. 1075 00:54:07.519 --> 00:54:08.280 How old are you now? 1076 00:54:08.480 --> 00:54:15.119 Twenty six? You're lying, You're lying twenty six, you're nineteen 1077 00:54:15.159 --> 00:54:18.039 ninety four, you're ninety one, right. 1078 00:54:18.119 --> 00:54:20.679 Oh you just turned twenty six. Yeah, I feel like yesterday. 1079 00:54:20.840 --> 00:54:21.800 That's just so weird about it. 1080 00:54:21.800 --> 00:54:22.360 Oh, I'm lying. 1081 00:54:22.400 --> 00:54:25.000 I justned I knew it. Okay, I knew it because 1082 00:54:25.000 --> 00:54:26.840 I feel like I feel like just yesterday you were 1083 00:54:26.840 --> 00:54:31.800 twenty four, Like do all right? So and I'm turning 1084 00:54:31.800 --> 00:54:34.880 twenty nine and so yeah, we're four years different, so like, 1085 00:54:35.119 --> 00:54:35.880 and that's what's weird. 1086 00:54:36.239 --> 00:54:39.719 Three three years and ten months fucking chill. 1087 00:54:40.519 --> 00:54:42.880 So like I'm just getting fucking hot box and the ship, 1088 00:54:43.199 --> 00:54:45.159 the ship, and like me and my buddy, and it's 1089 00:54:45.199 --> 00:54:47.559 it's the impact of coming out of the washroom that 1090 00:54:47.599 --> 00:54:50.000 makes it fucked up. Is like coming out of the 1091 00:54:50.039 --> 00:54:52.000 closet is the same. It's not the same thing. You 1092 00:54:52.079 --> 00:54:54.000 just you're not coming out of the closet super high. 1093 00:54:54.000 --> 00:54:55.360 You're coming out of its super. 1094 00:54:55.119 --> 00:54:58.599 Gay exactly when you're in the bathroom with another dude 1095 00:54:58.639 --> 00:55:01.880 and it's all steamy. Pretty damn. 1096 00:55:02.960 --> 00:55:06.480 That's why it is. I don't know why. I don't 1097 00:55:06.519 --> 00:55:09.280 know if it's like a racist term. I've never known 1098 00:55:09.320 --> 00:55:13.679 why they call it a Jamaican hotbox. I don't know 1099 00:55:13.719 --> 00:55:15.360 why because it's steamy, because it's. 1100 00:55:15.239 --> 00:55:18.599 Like I'm definitely the second we get off it, I'm 1101 00:55:18.599 --> 00:55:19.480 gonna google it. 1102 00:55:20.360 --> 00:55:21.280 You tell me on the page. 1103 00:55:21.320 --> 00:55:23.639 Maybe they do that like in prison or something. Maybe 1104 00:55:23.639 --> 00:55:25.960 the hot box is like it's more of a more 1105 00:55:26.000 --> 00:55:27.000 of a Jamaican thing. 1106 00:55:27.320 --> 00:55:30.920 So obviously, yeah, and I was gonna say obviously recording 1107 00:55:30.960 --> 00:55:33.039 on Friday, that's why I've having a little more fun 1108 00:55:33.079 --> 00:55:33.320 with this. 1109 00:55:33.480 --> 00:55:34.719 You have a little more trunk thing. 1110 00:55:35.639 --> 00:55:37.519 We're both a little more buzz than usual. 1111 00:55:37.599 --> 00:55:42.079 And uh, this is a very light term and we're 1112 00:55:42.119 --> 00:55:42.559 having fun. 1113 00:55:42.559 --> 00:55:45.480 But honestly, I would just think about getting a steamy washingman. 1114 00:55:45.639 --> 00:55:48.079 It is fucking weird the fact that I'm sitting there 1115 00:55:48.159 --> 00:55:50.679 and we will just smoke a blunt, a big ass blunt, 1116 00:55:50.719 --> 00:55:52.440 and pass it back and forth and just make the 1117 00:55:52.599 --> 00:55:54.760 it get like steamy and like full of smoke in 1118 00:55:54.800 --> 00:55:57.840 a bathroom, just to walk out and be like, oh 1119 00:55:58.039 --> 00:56:01.440 my gosh, like you just be ripped, and like I'm like, 1120 00:56:01.519 --> 00:56:03.159 I don't like I smoke a lot of weed, but 1121 00:56:03.199 --> 00:56:04.760 I don't smoke nearly as much as I did as 1122 00:56:04.760 --> 00:56:05.440 a teenager. 1123 00:56:05.760 --> 00:56:08.960 And how just like it's amazing what you still do, honestly, 1124 00:56:09.000 --> 00:56:12.280 because like most people fall out of it. I always 1125 00:56:12.320 --> 00:56:14.880 thought I was gonna be that guy and you when 1126 00:56:14.880 --> 00:56:17.440 I was younger. I said that a thousand times. I'm like, 1127 00:56:17.480 --> 00:56:19.239 I'm gonna be that dude when he's sixty years old, 1128 00:56:19.320 --> 00:56:23.039 still smoking weed. And it was one year. There was 1129 00:56:23.119 --> 00:56:27.559 one particular year where I worked so fucking hard, so 1130 00:56:27.840 --> 00:56:30.079 long hours, that I came home and I wanted to 1131 00:56:30.119 --> 00:56:32.320 smoke weed, but I was too fucking tired to even 1132 00:56:32.360 --> 00:56:34.800 go outside, and I just walked in the door and 1133 00:56:34.840 --> 00:56:37.119 I passed out. Like that job made me work close 1134 00:56:37.159 --> 00:56:39.239 to eighty hours a week. Yeah, I did that for 1135 00:56:39.280 --> 00:56:42.199 a year, and then after a year, I got another job. 1136 00:56:42.280 --> 00:56:44.280 And you try to try to smoke weed then and 1137 00:56:44.519 --> 00:56:47.400 after you stop for a year, no, you never want 1138 00:56:47.440 --> 00:56:50.559 to do it again. And this happens. It ruins your life. 1139 00:56:50.760 --> 00:56:52.960 I don't like this no more. I don't know why 1140 00:56:53.000 --> 00:56:54.000 I ever like this. 1141 00:56:54.000 --> 00:56:57.159 This happens to people man ship now. 1142 00:56:57.039 --> 00:56:59.639 And I'm like, you start thinking about your day and 1143 00:56:59.679 --> 00:57:03.000 You're like, I did that wrong. That person's gonna be offended. 1144 00:57:03.239 --> 00:57:06.079 I'm super upset with myself. What am I walking into tomorrow? 1145 00:57:06.159 --> 00:57:07.960 Oh my god, my dad wrong, I'm gonna I'm gonna 1146 00:57:08.000 --> 00:57:10.079 be I'm gonna be fired. They're gonna fire me. Ship 1147 00:57:10.239 --> 00:57:12.599 man like, fuck, oh my god, my girlfriend's gonna break 1148 00:57:12.679 --> 00:57:12.920 up with me. 1149 00:57:13.000 --> 00:57:14.159 I said that, ship, I didn't. 1150 00:57:14.199 --> 00:57:14.679 I didn't do it. 1151 00:57:14.719 --> 00:57:17.280 Off for giving me into something like before we finished 1152 00:57:17.280 --> 00:57:20.920 fucking baby, Just maody say this because now, yeah, because 1153 00:57:21.000 --> 00:57:22.920 there's the ending of it, which is the best part, 1154 00:57:22.960 --> 00:57:24.800 which we haven't even got to. But just just give 1155 00:57:24.840 --> 00:57:27.239 us a sec because you know, what. Some people don't 1156 00:57:27.280 --> 00:57:29.440 like that people go off topic on podcasts, but this 1157 00:57:29.519 --> 00:57:31.400 makes ours original topic. 1158 00:57:32.280 --> 00:57:35.920 I was licking for the topic off the cop. 1159 00:57:37.199 --> 00:57:40.000 Uh so no, but I'm saying, like, how you know 1160 00:57:40.159 --> 00:57:42.800 it does affect people differently. I don't do that. We're 1161 00:57:42.840 --> 00:57:45.400 like like in a coke and cocaine. Actually that that 1162 00:57:45.480 --> 00:57:47.719 couldn't smoke weed after they did coke because it ended 1163 00:57:47.760 --> 00:57:52.800 up bringing them way more paranormal pormal uh paranoia and 1164 00:57:52.840 --> 00:57:56.559 giving them way more anxiety. There is that. That's why 1165 00:57:56.679 --> 00:57:59.360 with marijuana. For I'm saying this for everyone. I don't 1166 00:57:59.559 --> 00:58:01.760 care if your straight edge and you're listening to the ship. 1167 00:58:01.800 --> 00:58:03.119 For all the people that are old school, it means 1168 00:58:03.159 --> 00:58:06.039 you're sober. You just don't do anything. I smoke weed, 1169 00:58:06.079 --> 00:58:08.320 I drink and that's about it. That's all I like it. 1170 00:58:08.360 --> 00:58:10.519 I'll do mushrooms time to time. That's it. Like, that's 1171 00:58:10.599 --> 00:58:10.880 that's it. 1172 00:58:11.920 --> 00:58:15.400 I actually really I'm not going off that lock yourself 1173 00:58:15.519 --> 00:58:19.599 in a bathroom, like we said, let it get steamy 1174 00:58:20.599 --> 00:58:22.400 with your finger right. 1175 00:58:23.400 --> 00:58:27.239 Oh sorry, sorry, I didn't realize. I thought we were 1176 00:58:27.280 --> 00:58:28.320 going a different direction with it. 1177 00:58:28.519 --> 00:58:33.000 Carry on with your okay, you know, like and everybody 1178 00:58:33.039 --> 00:58:35.920 does it it's funny I throwed uh, I feel like 1179 00:58:37.239 --> 00:58:39.159 on the mirror, or wrote like. 1180 00:58:39.800 --> 00:58:41.719 So what he was gonna say is rub the mirror 1181 00:58:41.719 --> 00:58:45.199 if you haven't okaything, or I write I love Chelsea. 1182 00:58:45.199 --> 00:58:47.039 And the funny thing is when it's in the steam 1183 00:58:47.159 --> 00:58:50.119 or something right, and then when you next take a shower, 1184 00:58:50.679 --> 00:58:53.639 it does appear because it is kind of cool. 1185 00:58:53.840 --> 00:58:56.960 So you're supposed to write science. 1186 00:58:58.119 --> 00:59:01.280 We should do that. Steam the bathroom and we'll write 1187 00:59:01.320 --> 00:59:03.880 baby blue in the steam. 1188 00:59:04.280 --> 00:59:07.239 You're ok with that, but not the weedy board, yeah. 1189 00:59:07.079 --> 00:59:09.599 Because this is ship's bullshit. This is like, this is 1190 00:59:09.599 --> 00:59:12.239 like internet age kids coming up with shiit. Weedy boards 1191 00:59:12.239 --> 00:59:15.079 existed forever. I will do the wea boy, just not here, 1192 00:59:15.599 --> 00:59:18.800 and it's the wishes of my my significant others. So 1193 00:59:19.480 --> 00:59:22.679 you gotta right. This is the this is the fucking 1194 00:59:22.719 --> 00:59:25.199 weirder shit. This is why this shit makes me fucking laugh. 1195 00:59:25.639 --> 00:59:28.239 So then you gotta hold your arms out and this 1196 00:59:28.360 --> 00:59:29.920 is like you're supposed to do with me and you 1197 00:59:30.239 --> 00:59:31.800 we'll most likely we have. 1198 00:59:31.719 --> 00:59:34.440 To try this one. 1199 00:59:34.599 --> 00:59:36.440 So steam up the bathroom. We'll turn on the shower 1200 00:59:36.440 --> 00:59:38.920 and make it hot, write baby blue, and then you 1201 00:59:39.000 --> 00:59:41.840 gotta create your arms like you're holding a baby. If 1202 00:59:41.840 --> 00:59:45.440 you drop it, you'll get small scratches on your arms. 1203 00:59:46.079 --> 00:59:47.639 Bunny, I drop babies all day. 1204 00:59:48.519 --> 00:59:52.679 Hold your arms out like you're creating a baby. If 1205 00:59:52.719 --> 00:59:55.760 you feel you if you actually begin to feel weight 1206 00:59:55.800 --> 00:59:59.000 in your arms, you can actually pass the baby to 1207 00:59:59.079 --> 01:00:03.079 the next person, which is fucking scary, Like this is 1208 01:00:03.079 --> 01:00:06.599 tripping out, So like, no, I know you will, we're 1209 01:00:06.639 --> 01:00:09.960 in that. Just wait, we're in the fucking because okay, 1210 01:00:10.599 --> 01:00:13.800 know yet, So say me and Billy, we get the 1211 01:00:14.199 --> 01:00:17.119 ship steaming, write baby blue. And then I do it 1212 01:00:17.159 --> 01:00:18.559 and I started to feel the weight, and then I 1213 01:00:18.599 --> 01:00:20.760 passed you and you feeld. I think you would drop 1214 01:00:20.760 --> 01:00:22.719 it because you would be fucking freaked out. So if 1215 01:00:22.760 --> 01:00:26.280 you fucking drop it, then you get small scratches on 1216 01:00:26.320 --> 01:00:34.440 your arms, and the second I drop it's worse. Okay, 1217 01:00:34.559 --> 01:00:43.320 And then say, okay, so I could. I definitely can 1218 01:00:43.400 --> 01:00:45.719 imagine you try like me passing off to you, and 1219 01:00:45.760 --> 01:00:48.280 this say was real and it was a paranormal thing. 1220 01:00:48.679 --> 01:00:50.480 And then I gave if we're just like send there 1221 01:00:50.480 --> 01:00:53.960 tripping out like drinking. And then I was like, man, 1222 01:00:54.000 --> 01:00:55.719 I feel the way, and you're like, no, you're fucking 1223 01:00:55.920 --> 01:00:57.880 I feel the weight and then I passed into you 1224 01:00:58.199 --> 01:01:00.320 and then you're like and your arms get head and 1225 01:01:00.360 --> 01:01:05.239 then you drop it because you would get scared. Uh 1226 01:01:05.280 --> 01:01:10.639 So if you drop the baby blue trice times saying. 1227 01:01:10.719 --> 01:01:20.920 Three wrong trace chress you know chess, my god, trist. 1228 01:01:22.679 --> 01:01:26.800 Sorry, I'm guys done. And if you drop the baby 1229 01:01:26.960 --> 01:01:31.079 three times three times, uh, it's it's mother will come 1230 01:01:31.119 --> 01:01:36.440 out of the mere for you. Some you know more. 1231 01:01:36.280 --> 01:01:40.679 Baby you you don't know, you know, babies from you. 1232 01:01:41.519 --> 01:01:43.880 Some versions of the story also say you can flush 1233 01:01:44.039 --> 01:01:46.719 this is the best part. Uh. If you want to 1234 01:01:46.840 --> 01:01:50.519 end the ritual, uh say you don't want the mother 1235 01:01:50.599 --> 01:01:51.280 to come after you. 1236 01:01:51.280 --> 01:01:57.400 What do you gotta say? Excuse me, police, there's unfit mother. 1237 01:01:57.519 --> 01:01:59.400 She let me have her baby. Please take the baby 1238 01:01:59.440 --> 01:02:01.599 and the mother away. And then the police come and 1239 01:02:01.639 --> 01:02:02.320 they lock up. 1240 01:02:02.320 --> 01:02:04.559 The You got flush the baby down the toilet. 1241 01:02:05.079 --> 01:02:07.199 Oh yeah, because no, the mother is not gonna come 1242 01:02:07.239 --> 01:02:09.519 after you at all. It's like, you know what, if 1243 01:02:09.559 --> 01:02:13.239 you drop my baby, you're fucking dead down the toilet. 1244 01:02:13.719 --> 01:02:17.599 And you know what, I didn't really care that much 1245 01:02:17.599 --> 01:02:19.719 about that baby anyway that I just didn't want you 1246 01:02:19.760 --> 01:02:21.679 to give it like head injuries if you killed it 1247 01:02:21.679 --> 01:02:22.280 that's fine. 1248 01:02:23.920 --> 01:02:27.840 That's how the the ritual ends is by you flushing 1249 01:02:28.199 --> 01:02:29.760 the baby down the toilet. 1250 01:02:30.119 --> 01:02:31.599 How small is this baby? 1251 01:02:31.639 --> 01:02:33.639 I want to talk about Charlie Charlie. 1252 01:02:33.719 --> 01:02:35.000 Charlie Charlie. 1253 01:02:37.239 --> 01:02:40.679 Charlie Charlie is the modern version of an old Mexican 1254 01:02:40.719 --> 01:02:44.880 game that supposed to be summons a demon. Like the 1255 01:02:44.920 --> 01:02:48.039 primitive Ouiji board, the rules of Charlie Charlie allows the 1256 01:02:48.039 --> 01:02:51.519 player who asked the demon yes or no questions. 1257 01:02:50.960 --> 01:02:51.239 Okay. 1258 01:02:52.119 --> 01:02:55.559 You can find multiple videos of teenagers engaging in what 1259 01:02:55.599 --> 01:02:59.440 the game is called Charlie Charlie Challenge. And I've heard 1260 01:02:59.480 --> 01:03:11.639 about this Charlie that's not good. Yeah, that's actually so funny. 1261 01:03:11.719 --> 01:03:16.440 Gonna cry laughter, known as Charlie Charlie Challenge a few 1262 01:03:16.519 --> 01:03:19.000 years ago. I know I heard about this. Some videos 1263 01:03:19.000 --> 01:03:22.719 are definitely more convincing than others. If Charlie Charlie is 1264 01:03:22.760 --> 01:03:26.320 to be believed, you just need some office supplies to 1265 01:03:26.400 --> 01:03:28.280 summon this demon. It's a weird way of playing the 1266 01:03:28.280 --> 01:03:28.840 Ouiji board. 1267 01:03:29.559 --> 01:03:34.519 App a sticky tack and an elastic band. 1268 01:03:34.920 --> 01:03:36.239 I'll make a wage a ball. 1269 01:03:37.119 --> 01:03:43.960 I'm gonna sucking day up. Here's all those ingredients. Do it. 1270 01:03:43.960 --> 01:03:47.639 It's just like you you fucking throw the fucking would 1271 01:03:47.639 --> 01:03:48.400 you say? Attack? 1272 01:03:48.960 --> 01:03:53.800 No? Yeah, clip stick attack and elastic band? 1273 01:03:54.559 --> 01:03:57.320 Okay, you flicked the elastic band in his eye and 1274 01:03:57.360 --> 01:04:01.360 then you stick the fucking paper clip in his penis 1275 01:04:01.360 --> 01:04:02.880 hole and then and then. 1276 01:04:06.280 --> 01:04:07.960 Yeah, right up. 1277 01:04:09.440 --> 01:04:13.039 That's the stupidest thing I've ever said on this podcast. 1278 01:04:13.880 --> 01:04:17.280 I don't think that's true. 1279 01:04:17.679 --> 01:04:20.119 So and then you so it's like a Wiji board. 1280 01:04:20.199 --> 01:04:22.360 So you take a blank sheet of paper and you 1281 01:04:22.440 --> 01:04:25.599 write yes or no, like how a Wiji board has yes, no, numbers, 1282 01:04:25.760 --> 01:04:28.519 fucking letters. Listen to the weed Boord episode that's probably 1283 01:04:28.519 --> 01:04:33.079 horrible because Jessin was on it. I was wasted. Uh 1284 01:04:33.360 --> 01:04:36.920 a form across and two pencils. I've seen this done 1285 01:04:37.199 --> 01:04:39.920 and it is kind of trippy. So you know, you 1286 01:04:39.920 --> 01:04:42.599 want to literally want to draw like say an X 1287 01:04:42.719 --> 01:04:45.440 on piece of paper, okay, right, and you have yes 1288 01:04:45.840 --> 01:04:47.800 or no and you can have in different parts of 1289 01:04:47.840 --> 01:04:50.400 the paper. And then you put a pencil on top 1290 01:04:50.440 --> 01:04:54.320 of a pencil and then you say Charlie, Charlie, are 1291 01:04:54.360 --> 01:04:57.119 you here, and the pencil will start to rotate, kind 1292 01:04:57.119 --> 01:04:59.039 of like how a compass would look like. So you 1293 01:04:59.079 --> 01:05:03.280 put a pencil will balance on top of another pencil straight. 1294 01:05:03.559 --> 01:05:04.800 I've seen that, I thought. 1295 01:05:05.920 --> 01:05:08.320 And then and then you're like, Charlie, Charlie, are you here, 1296 01:05:08.760 --> 01:05:10.400 and the pencil will gravitate. 1297 01:05:10.599 --> 01:05:13.559 Do you have to hold a pencil? No, maybe I 1298 01:05:13.559 --> 01:05:16.119 could try it. That's cool to try, all. 1299 01:05:16.079 --> 01:05:18.440 Right, because like I'm always write these fucking down I'm 1300 01:05:18.440 --> 01:05:19.639 always about. 1301 01:05:19.440 --> 01:05:21.039 The board in a sense where it's like, you know, 1302 01:05:21.079 --> 01:05:23.639 the other person's like might be moving it just to 1303 01:05:23.679 --> 01:05:25.840 fuck I'm telling you because like no, but that at 1304 01:05:25.880 --> 01:05:28.159 the end of the day, if we played no, I 1305 01:05:28.159 --> 01:05:30.199 would try to fuck with you a little bit. 1306 01:05:30.400 --> 01:05:31.360 I know, like I would. 1307 01:05:32.159 --> 01:05:35.199 I would have a really hard time not moving it myself, 1308 01:05:35.239 --> 01:05:37.039 Like that would really take a lot of energy out 1309 01:05:37.079 --> 01:05:38.960 of me to like hold still and not move the 1310 01:05:39.039 --> 01:05:39.760 bar a little bit. 1311 01:05:39.880 --> 01:05:42.400 I'm telling you why I know this, and I've said 1312 01:05:42.400 --> 01:05:45.559 this in the wige Board episode. I'm telling you I 1313 01:05:45.599 --> 01:05:48.400 played it by myself and my aunt that was Jamaican, 1314 01:05:48.440 --> 01:05:51.599 that played it in Jamaica, and she was like obsessed, 1315 01:05:51.679 --> 01:05:53.960 and she got obsessed with the Wigi board at eleven 1316 01:05:54.039 --> 01:05:57.400 years old, where she wouldn't like she wouldn't eat for 1317 01:05:57.480 --> 01:05:59.519 fucking like a day or two, or she would barely 1318 01:05:59.559 --> 01:06:01.840 eat she's like, and she told me never to play 1319 01:06:01.840 --> 01:06:03.519 with them. And she told me this at sixteen. I've 1320 01:06:03.519 --> 01:06:07.719 said this before at sixteen, not to play it by myself. 1321 01:06:08.719 --> 01:06:14.119 I'm curious, I'm young, i'm drinking, I'm a stoner, and yeah, 1322 01:06:14.119 --> 01:06:16.360 and I I played it by myself and I felt 1323 01:06:16.360 --> 01:06:19.280 it fucking pull my fingers like, I felt an energy 1324 01:06:19.320 --> 01:06:21.639 and I felt something like move my like without me 1325 01:06:21.840 --> 01:06:24.800 knowing it out. So that would be weird about Charlie. 1326 01:06:24.880 --> 01:06:27.719 Charlie's having a pencil move and then you think it's nothing. 1327 01:06:27.480 --> 01:06:28.360 And that would be cool. 1328 01:06:28.840 --> 01:06:30.519 I'm saying it's not. I don't know if it's true 1329 01:06:30.599 --> 01:06:36.440 or not. So it's like if the pencil rotates, the 1330 01:06:36.519 --> 01:06:38.800 yes that you have successfully summon a demon, you can 1331 01:06:38.800 --> 01:06:40.639 ask the questions. That's pretty much where it ends. 1332 01:06:40.840 --> 01:06:42.760 What kind of questions could you ask? Could you ask 1333 01:06:42.840 --> 01:06:48.519 like personal questions? But doesn't demon know everything about you? 1334 01:06:48.679 --> 01:06:51.800 Kind of like God would in a sense, wouldn't know 1335 01:06:51.880 --> 01:06:52.960 like everything about your life? 1336 01:06:53.039 --> 01:06:55.039 You never know what I know like my true thing, 1337 01:06:55.039 --> 01:06:57.599 because I'm gonna say it because I really believe that 1338 01:06:57.719 --> 01:07:00.840 it's like this this thing talking to you, that might 1339 01:07:00.880 --> 01:07:04.880 be something that wouldn't know about you I think it would, yes, 1340 01:07:04.920 --> 01:07:05.519 but I think. 1341 01:07:05.480 --> 01:07:08.320 It would know about everything in your personal being, you 1342 01:07:08.360 --> 01:07:11.960 know how, So that sounds ridiculous, but doesn't God. 1343 01:07:11.800 --> 01:07:14.920 Okay, because you know how people care that same kind 1344 01:07:15.000 --> 01:07:18.679 of because there could because it's like layers, right how 1345 01:07:18.719 --> 01:07:20.079 you have Like we've talked. 1346 01:07:19.880 --> 01:07:22.480 About this, but you might not know it. Like hypothetically, 1347 01:07:22.519 --> 01:07:24.519 if I did play the weuisy board right now, I've 1348 01:07:24.519 --> 01:07:26.639 never been into this anymore. I'd just be a random 1349 01:07:26.679 --> 01:07:29.519 person on earth. Do you know anything about me? No? 1350 01:07:29.599 --> 01:07:32.400 But the thing is people like these things, these spirits people. 1351 01:07:32.760 --> 01:07:35.320 I feel like whenever you touch things like that and 1352 01:07:35.440 --> 01:07:38.679 you go to that side of life where you. 1353 01:07:37.760 --> 01:07:40.320 You you actually openly absorb everything. 1354 01:07:40.760 --> 01:07:45.440 Thing with this billy, anyone of those is actually listening, Like. 1355 01:07:46.039 --> 01:07:47.599 You know, why do you say that, Like we don't 1356 01:07:47.639 --> 01:07:50.119 have listeners? That was like from the first couple of 1357 01:07:50.159 --> 01:07:53.239 that you'd be like, I really hope somebody shows this. 1358 01:07:53.519 --> 01:07:56.679 No, but I'm saying in general that like whatever you 1359 01:07:56.760 --> 01:07:59.840 think your spiritualities and stuff, there is people outside of 1360 01:07:59.840 --> 01:08:04.000 you you that are are dead, your family, friends, whatever, 1361 01:08:04.079 --> 01:08:06.199 People that you may not even know in this life 1362 01:08:06.239 --> 01:08:08.719 that have been connected to you in another life are 1363 01:08:08.760 --> 01:08:11.280 still gonna be there and they're still gonna watch over you. 1364 01:08:11.400 --> 01:08:13.920 So things you might do in this life, they might 1365 01:08:13.960 --> 01:08:15.000 push in a certain di rerecord. 1366 01:08:15.079 --> 01:08:18.760 So if you're I don't want to know what it 1367 01:08:18.840 --> 01:08:19.800 wants things. 1368 01:08:19.640 --> 01:08:23.560 People in that life like stuff after death, right and 1369 01:08:23.600 --> 01:08:25.640 after all this stuff, there is no judgment, there is 1370 01:08:25.680 --> 01:08:28.520 no like pain, There is no That's what the whole 1371 01:08:28.560 --> 01:08:32.439 scheme of it is is even in religion, because it's 1372 01:08:32.560 --> 01:08:35.760 not it's not even in religion. It's all in spirituality, 1373 01:08:35.840 --> 01:08:39.239 in forms of what aliens are too, and like dimensional 1374 01:08:39.279 --> 01:08:41.880 ship and the fact that like if you touch a 1375 01:08:41.920 --> 01:08:43.720 Wigi boary like when I was used to play it, 1376 01:08:43.800 --> 01:08:45.560 and like I feel like something's gonna move. I thought 1377 01:08:45.600 --> 01:08:49.279 I heard something a second ago, but like, okay, that's 1378 01:08:49.319 --> 01:08:52.239 probably what it was. But like whenever I used to 1379 01:08:52.239 --> 01:08:53.960 play Wigi Boy and stuff like that, it's like thinking 1380 01:08:53.960 --> 01:08:56.239 about talking about it even want had something happened when 1381 01:08:56.239 --> 01:08:59.239 we were talking about like some weird ship and how 1382 01:08:59.399 --> 01:09:01.520 things are connected to you. So if you put your 1383 01:09:01.560 --> 01:09:04.840 hands on something that's supposedly in your intention, gonna communicate 1384 01:09:05.119 --> 01:09:08.680 with outside of what this physical reality is, then you're 1385 01:09:08.680 --> 01:09:11.279 gonna call upon people that are closest to you. So 1386 01:09:11.399 --> 01:09:13.279 when I used to play Ouiji Boy and stuff like that, 1387 01:09:13.600 --> 01:09:16.119 I remember playing it with my stepbrother and I got 1388 01:09:16.319 --> 01:09:19.800 way too into it and then he fucking like, when 1389 01:09:19.800 --> 01:09:21.800 I was talking to you, it wouldn't move unless my hands 1390 01:09:21.800 --> 01:09:24.479 were on it. And then no, and I wasn't pushing it, 1391 01:09:24.520 --> 01:09:27.000 and this thing would fly around and he would say it. 1392 01:09:27.119 --> 01:09:29.560 Told me I had nine spears attached to me, that 1393 01:09:29.680 --> 01:09:31.399 some were good and some are bad. So you can 1394 01:09:31.439 --> 01:09:33.800 have things that attach you that you pick up along 1395 01:09:33.840 --> 01:09:35.800 the way on being in this physical plane, that say, 1396 01:09:35.840 --> 01:09:39.119 attached your energy here because you're physical, and they're not 1397 01:09:40.520 --> 01:09:43.000 for me. Tom, I know I. 1398 01:09:43.279 --> 01:09:48.039 Gonna so I'm what's the next story? 1399 01:09:48.920 --> 01:09:49.640 Soap Sally? 1400 01:09:50.399 --> 01:09:54.880 Soap Sally, Yep, Sally likes to be soapd fucking souper 1401 01:09:54.960 --> 01:09:55.600 up Sally. 1402 01:09:56.039 --> 01:10:00.239 You know who would like that? Biden? It's like I 1403 01:10:00.399 --> 01:10:01.159 like that soap. 1404 01:10:01.600 --> 01:10:06.800 Yes, Sally sounds like she's eight. She sounds like ginger cookies. 1405 01:10:07.760 --> 01:10:09.399 Fucking Trump? Got COVID? 1406 01:10:09.479 --> 01:10:13.880 What the weird word? The origins of soap Sally are 1407 01:10:13.920 --> 01:10:17.199 said to go back generations, but she has also become 1408 01:10:17.239 --> 01:10:21.079 a part of a creepy pasta universe regarding of when 1409 01:10:21.159 --> 01:10:26.199 she came into being. The legend of soaps Sally goes 1410 01:10:26.359 --> 01:10:30.840 that an old woman would hunt down children then boil 1411 01:10:31.000 --> 01:10:33.760 their fat to guess what makes some. 1412 01:10:33.840 --> 01:10:37.079 Soap soap fat soap? 1413 01:10:37.319 --> 01:10:38.359 Do you not know about that? 1414 01:10:38.800 --> 01:10:42.920 Nor fat soap fun fact of the day. 1415 01:10:43.159 --> 01:10:46.640 No, shut, It is just this is just a stupid fact. 1416 01:10:46.680 --> 01:10:50.720 Tom thought about this is a diamond. It's not all 1417 01:10:50.840 --> 01:10:54.479 facts are real, Tom, until. 1418 01:10:54.199 --> 01:10:56.840 Someone says it's a fact. It's not a fact. Fact, 1419 01:10:56.880 --> 01:10:58.479 Reptilian sucist, it's not a fact. 1420 01:10:58.479 --> 01:11:05.079 That's wow, that's amazing, Holy ship, I'm proud of you. 1421 01:11:05.119 --> 01:11:08.359 So you've never heard like back in the day soap 1422 01:11:08.479 --> 01:11:11.359 used to be made out of human fat and you 1423 01:11:11.479 --> 01:11:16.079 put sense into it. You know, that blows my mind sometimes. 1424 01:11:17.159 --> 01:11:20.159 So even after Soap Sally passed, there are claims she 1425 01:11:20.199 --> 01:11:24.760 would find her way in children's dreams after she bowled 1426 01:11:24.760 --> 01:11:29.359 them into fucking so because using fat, using fat, that 1427 01:11:29.520 --> 01:11:34.800 the latinous to make sense and then rub it off 1428 01:11:34.840 --> 01:11:38.479 till it's nothing right, And they did use body fat. 1429 01:11:38.760 --> 01:11:41.079 I don't know that that would you get it from? 1430 01:11:41.119 --> 01:11:41.319 Though? 1431 01:11:41.359 --> 01:11:43.239 Like be pick fat, probably. 1432 01:11:43.159 --> 01:11:46.239 Fat, cow fat, human fat. 1433 01:11:46.680 --> 01:11:49.439 Yeah, that's that that's the part that gets me. You 1434 01:11:49.479 --> 01:11:51.920 see one real big boy in like the marketing con. 1435 01:11:52.199 --> 01:11:59.960 That's a big damn bo. That's a thick bar. You. 1436 01:12:00.000 --> 01:12:02.520 You could give me so many customers. 1437 01:12:04.399 --> 01:12:10.319 They them so like there are claims out there, so 1438 01:12:10.399 --> 01:12:13.640 almost like almost like Freddy Krueger. She would like come 1439 01:12:13.680 --> 01:12:17.119 into your dreams and be like and children's dreams. 1440 01:12:17.680 --> 01:12:18.720 This is funny to me. 1441 01:12:19.000 --> 01:12:21.239 It's not like Freddy Krueger, like fucking with you and 1442 01:12:21.279 --> 01:12:25.800 being like I'm gonna kill all your friends voice, but 1443 01:12:26.039 --> 01:12:29.800 it's gonna be like, hey, bitch, you me, I made 1444 01:12:29.840 --> 01:12:32.319 all your friends to soap. I'm also gonna make you 1445 01:12:32.399 --> 01:12:38.920 and so in your dreams Like fuck, I know soap. 1446 01:12:38.960 --> 01:12:45.000 I'm shampoo with the least I know a fucking high class. 1447 01:12:45.079 --> 01:12:48.560 I got liquified and bottled just like you. 1448 01:12:48.600 --> 01:12:52.680 No, I ain't know body washed. I'm some goddamn conditioner 1449 01:12:52.800 --> 01:12:53.600 of That was something. 1450 01:12:53.680 --> 01:12:55.359 Yeah, oh that would have been a better one. I 1451 01:12:55.359 --> 01:12:59.119 should have said, I ain't no soap, I'm body wash. 1452 01:13:00.079 --> 01:13:04.239 If you want to summon Soap Sally, you want her 1453 01:13:04.600 --> 01:13:09.479 in dreams, summon her, you can do it by laying 1454 01:13:09.560 --> 01:13:12.880 down on your bed holding your favorite Teddy Bear against 1455 01:13:12.880 --> 01:13:16.880 your chest. You gotta say, little murdered girl. 1456 01:13:17.079 --> 01:13:19.880 Does it have to be my favorite? Can it be 1457 01:13:19.920 --> 01:13:22.760 my secondary tedded bear? Because my number one teddy bear 1458 01:13:22.840 --> 01:13:24.800 got a little tired and it needs a rest. 1459 01:13:26.600 --> 01:13:29.720 So you gotta say you guys say little murdered girl, 1460 01:13:30.000 --> 01:13:34.000 A little murdered girl, little murdered girl. Three times in 1461 01:13:34.039 --> 01:13:42.199 a row. The girl, well, she will appear before you. 1462 01:13:42.520 --> 01:13:45.880 Crossroad demons are known for making deals with humans for 1463 01:13:45.960 --> 01:13:49.039 the price of their soul. The demons will appear for 1464 01:13:49.279 --> 01:13:53.640 as uh as an attractive person like Lucifer would an 1465 01:13:53.720 --> 01:13:57.359 attempt to persuade an individual to go through with the deal. 1466 01:13:57.720 --> 01:14:01.319 It's super hard, but that's why we're just Yeah, I'm 1467 01:14:01.479 --> 01:14:08.479 I'm like my girlfriend. She listens. My girlfriend is the 1468 01:14:08.520 --> 01:14:10.439 only woman in the world that I like. 1469 01:14:10.760 --> 01:14:13.960 Yeah. If then never goes with the deal, then come 1470 01:14:14.039 --> 01:14:17.079 back ten years later in the day of the initial 1471 01:14:17.119 --> 01:14:20.960 agreement to take the person's soul, so soap Sally will 1472 01:14:21.000 --> 01:14:22.239 take the person's soul the. 1473 01:14:22.239 --> 01:14:26.840 Ten years the date you make you like weird after 1474 01:14:26.880 --> 01:14:29.840 you hug your favorite teddy bear and summon her. Yeah, 1475 01:14:29.960 --> 01:14:33.119 so weird because every grown ass man's got you buddies 1476 01:14:33.399 --> 01:14:33.960 all dog. 1477 01:14:34.920 --> 01:14:39.279 It is said that a hellhound. Hell hound is a little. 1478 01:14:39.000 --> 01:14:43.119 Demon doverman three heads? What's the fucking. 1479 01:14:42.960 --> 01:14:44.000 Harry Potter man? 1480 01:14:44.159 --> 01:14:49.319 No, Jesus no, that's the guard dog dog what what 1481 01:14:49.479 --> 01:14:52.199 was way before Harry Potter? It's in Greek mythology? What's 1482 01:14:52.239 --> 01:14:57.920 the fucking dog with three heads? What I said? That's 1483 01:14:57.960 --> 01:15:00.520 not the dog with three heads? That's her Cu. He's 1484 01:15:00.560 --> 01:15:01.079 not a dog. 1485 01:15:01.159 --> 01:15:02.159 It's in Hercules. 1486 01:15:02.199 --> 01:15:05.079 I say, yeah, that too, But it's because it's because 1487 01:15:05.079 --> 01:15:07.359 it comes from great Greek mythology. What the fuck's the 1488 01:15:07.439 --> 01:15:08.479 dog's name called? Again? 1489 01:15:09.239 --> 01:15:14.880 I will not know? Incybusiness, sucking basterre to. 1490 01:15:14.600 --> 01:15:16.319 What the fuck is the dog with three Oh? 1491 01:15:16.399 --> 01:15:18.680 My god? We cannot finish this, Yes we can. 1492 01:15:18.760 --> 01:15:22.119 We're gonna find out. Why don't you know this? Tom? Well? 1493 01:15:22.199 --> 01:15:26.479 The person is in hell on behalf of the Crossroad. 1494 01:15:25.840 --> 01:15:29.199 Team and Serberus Cerberus. 1495 01:15:29.800 --> 01:15:32.640 I would have never Rememberedberus. 1496 01:15:32.640 --> 01:15:35.239 It's from Greek mythology. It's the guard dog that that 1497 01:15:35.359 --> 01:15:37.159 rules with Haites in the underworld. 1498 01:15:37.239 --> 01:15:40.880 I understand who it is. Meanwhile, eventually, AGAs no, I 1499 01:15:40.960 --> 01:15:41.239 want to do. 1500 01:15:41.520 --> 01:15:42.880 I like that a lot. I know a lot of 1501 01:15:42.960 --> 01:15:44.520 you gotta be over here like everything. I know a 1502 01:15:44.600 --> 01:15:45.600 lot about it, all. 1503 01:15:45.520 --> 01:15:49.439 Right, So with this deal uh, then you come back 1504 01:15:49.720 --> 01:15:52.720 ten years to the day the initial agreement takes your soul. 1505 01:15:53.119 --> 01:15:56.159 Alternately said that the hell hound will take that person 1506 01:15:56.279 --> 01:16:00.279 to hell on behalf of the crossroad demon It's head 1507 01:16:00.720 --> 01:16:04.119 that if you should find a crossroad and dig directly 1508 01:16:04.279 --> 01:16:05.239 in the center of it. 1509 01:16:05.399 --> 01:16:07.920 So a crossroad is like how two roads meet? 1510 01:16:08.439 --> 01:16:15.000 Yeah, and like how are you how are you supposed 1511 01:16:15.039 --> 01:16:15.399 to dig? 1512 01:16:15.680 --> 01:16:18.560 Oh you can't dig? Okay, Oh you mean like it's 1513 01:16:18.600 --> 01:16:21.960 a dirt It could be dirt path across each other. 1514 01:16:22.039 --> 01:16:23.960 It could be a crossroad. Back in the day they 1515 01:16:24.000 --> 01:16:25.279 didn't have cement everywhere. 1516 01:16:25.359 --> 01:16:28.680 Do you ever hear the song Bone Ducks and Harmony Crossroads? 1517 01:16:30.079 --> 01:16:34.319 Then, my uncle Charles, I don't know what you're talking about. 1518 01:16:34.720 --> 01:16:35.520 I really don't. 1519 01:16:35.800 --> 01:16:38.359 I gotta slap you Bone Dugs and Harmony. 1520 01:16:38.760 --> 01:16:42.560 Maybe I should know, but you're just like he's in 1521 01:16:42.640 --> 01:16:45.760 the video and goes to the heaven like he like, 1522 01:16:45.920 --> 01:16:47.960 he's definitely not in heaven. 1523 01:16:48.439 --> 01:16:51.079 If you don't have the song Bone Dugs and Harmy Crossroads, 1524 01:16:52.600 --> 01:16:54.079 you shouldn't rap bilbo. 1525 01:16:54.560 --> 01:16:58.640 Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry to my uncle. 1526 01:16:58.760 --> 01:16:58.960 Try. 1527 01:16:59.399 --> 01:17:01.399 I probably you know if you played the song and 1528 01:17:01.479 --> 01:17:08.800 didn't just got. 1529 01:17:05.479 --> 01:17:08.760 I keep with any of this ship. So if you 1530 01:17:08.880 --> 01:17:10.640 go to a crossroads, I could be I guess it 1531 01:17:10.680 --> 01:17:12.680 could be dirty, it could. 1532 01:17:12.479 --> 01:17:14.960 Be well back, and yeah, the asphalt wasn't everywhere. 1533 01:17:15.520 --> 01:17:18.039 Then you supposed to take a box or a jar 1534 01:17:18.319 --> 01:17:23.239 containing up your picture. So let's take Badley's picture and then. 1535 01:17:23.279 --> 01:17:24.239 You instantly come. 1536 01:17:24.399 --> 01:17:28.000 And then suppose we have to go to a graveyard, okay, 1537 01:17:28.520 --> 01:17:31.560 and I need to get graveyard dirt so I see 1538 01:17:32.840 --> 01:17:36.640 from the graveyard else. Yeah, so I got I gotta 1539 01:17:36.680 --> 01:17:37.399 pissed off Peter. 1540 01:17:37.960 --> 01:17:45.039 Normal dirt, graveyard dirt, so I gotta piss off Peter, Peter, I. 1541 01:17:45.079 --> 01:17:49.359 Gotta piss off Peter to get some graveyard dirt. And 1542 01:17:49.840 --> 01:17:53.600 also you need a bone from a black cat, which 1543 01:17:53.760 --> 01:17:58.439 is like, how do you have to These things are 1544 01:17:58.439 --> 01:18:01.159 impossible to find, like black cats are everywhere. 1545 01:18:02.720 --> 01:18:06.800 They just kill a cat. I know, I'm not too 1546 01:18:06.920 --> 01:18:07.520 upset about it. 1547 01:18:08.960 --> 01:18:12.600 I know Billy hates cats, but like, I'm not going 1548 01:18:12.640 --> 01:18:15.479 to kill Kay. I'm just saying it's very hard to 1549 01:18:15.720 --> 01:18:18.960 find a black cat. That's just like, what do you 1550 01:18:19.039 --> 01:18:20.880 mean black and the. 1551 01:18:20.920 --> 01:18:25.520 Nineteen three friends that have pure black cats? One's on 1552 01:18:25.600 --> 01:18:27.720 her snap jest story, literally Ody. 1553 01:18:28.279 --> 01:18:30.560 How much do they care about their cats though a. 1554 01:18:30.600 --> 01:18:34.000 Lot, because she's like Hares treats all the treats and 1555 01:18:34.119 --> 01:18:34.640 they love it. 1556 01:18:34.840 --> 01:18:39.960 You think they would notice and one went missing, because. 1557 01:18:39.680 --> 01:18:44.560 This probably most people that get cats and notice when 1558 01:18:44.600 --> 01:18:47.239 the cat's not there anymore. They might miss it for 1559 01:18:47.319 --> 01:18:49.600 a few hours, but after a while they know it 1560 01:18:49.680 --> 01:18:50.039 went out. 1561 01:18:50.119 --> 01:18:52.760 Damn because like the graver dear we have. 1562 01:18:53.359 --> 01:18:56.000 I don't know a crazy cat lady that might miss 1563 01:18:56.159 --> 01:18:58.600 one out of ninety three cats that she has. 1564 01:19:00.520 --> 01:19:03.079 I'm interested, Okay, okay. 1565 01:19:02.880 --> 01:19:04.560 What happens after you finish this rituals? 1566 01:19:04.720 --> 01:19:07.199 Yeah, and then once you have the bone, the demon 1567 01:19:07.279 --> 01:19:10.159 will then appear in human form at the center of 1568 01:19:10.199 --> 01:19:15.199 the crossroads after you have graveyard dirt, a picture of 1569 01:19:15.279 --> 01:19:18.680 yourself and bone of a black. 1570 01:19:18.520 --> 01:19:22.439 Cat okay, I don't know why. And then carry and 1571 01:19:23.439 --> 01:19:24.560 you can make yourself a deal. 1572 01:19:24.640 --> 01:19:27.079 If you dare so, you'd be like, I'll sell my 1573 01:19:27.239 --> 01:19:31.920 soul to the devil for a chance to be eminem. 1574 01:19:33.640 --> 01:19:35.119 That's what you would, I would say, act. 1575 01:19:37.800 --> 01:19:38.479 Know you wouldn't. 1576 01:19:38.720 --> 01:19:42.680 If you want, you'd be like, and it's time for. 1577 01:19:50.640 --> 01:19:50.840 Fun. 1578 01:19:50.920 --> 01:19:51.479 Talk to the. 1579 01:19:53.520 --> 01:19:54.760 Okay, I want to know it real bad. 1580 01:19:54.840 --> 01:20:00.159 You didn't even do that. It's time. In fact, we 1581 01:20:00.239 --> 01:20:05.039 did this on Friday. That sucks anyways, So picture tall statues, Like, 1582 01:20:05.119 --> 01:20:06.600 what's the first thing come to your head when you 1583 01:20:06.680 --> 01:20:08.319 think of a tall statue around the world, Like, what, 1584 01:20:08.439 --> 01:20:09.560 what's what's the first one? 1585 01:20:09.800 --> 01:20:10.640 Statue of liberty? 1586 01:20:11.560 --> 01:20:18.000 Okay, not even close a statue, Yeah, statues. What's what's 1587 01:20:18.159 --> 01:20:20.680 like the biggest statue you think of earth? Think of 1588 01:20:20.840 --> 01:20:21.399 top ten? 1589 01:20:21.720 --> 01:20:23.880 Name fucking we're talking about like the pyramids. 1590 01:20:24.319 --> 01:20:27.920 No, no, no, no, no, no, statues of a person 1591 01:20:28.199 --> 01:20:32.039 or an object. It doesn't mean a pyramid, it doesn't 1592 01:20:32.079 --> 01:20:34.960 mean a lady liberty. No, it's not even on the 1593 01:20:34.960 --> 01:20:37.520 fucking list of top ten. Do you know what? Eight 1594 01:20:37.680 --> 01:20:41.439 out of ten eight, because we're talking about the afterlife, 1595 01:20:42.000 --> 01:20:45.800 eight out of the top ten tallest statues in the 1596 01:20:45.920 --> 01:20:47.720 fucking world. Or of Buddha? 1597 01:20:48.840 --> 01:20:51.680 Really, oh we see that eight of you post on 1598 01:20:51.760 --> 01:20:52.159 the page. 1599 01:20:52.239 --> 01:20:56.159 Yeah, eight of them are Buddha. Out of ten, a 1600 01:20:56.239 --> 01:21:02.359 big fat guy like ten see ten tall statues? Eight 1601 01:21:02.399 --> 01:21:04.479 of them are fucking Buddha. And you know what the 1602 01:21:04.520 --> 01:21:06.319 other two are. One was I was looking at it. 1603 01:21:06.399 --> 01:21:08.800 One was like a bunch of pirates on a ship 1604 01:21:09.600 --> 01:21:11.439 and it was it was dope. It would be a 1605 01:21:11.479 --> 01:21:13.760 cool tattoo or something, but like and then I didn't 1606 01:21:13.760 --> 01:21:15.079 even see the other one because I'm like, these are 1607 01:21:15.079 --> 01:21:19.239 all yeah, yeah, post top ten statues, and like they're 1608 01:21:19.279 --> 01:21:21.199 all of Buddha. Like some of them are like super 1609 01:21:21.239 --> 01:21:22.800 fat like Buddha, and some of them are just like 1610 01:21:22.800 --> 01:21:25.560 Buddha's face. But they're all of Buddha. 1611 01:21:25.680 --> 01:21:28.279 That's so cool though, But like I kind of like 1612 01:21:28.520 --> 01:21:30.840 maybe Buddha was the main I thought you were gonna 1613 01:21:30.840 --> 01:21:31.560 say something else. 1614 01:21:32.079 --> 01:21:35.119 Isn't that cool? No, he is the man. 1615 01:21:35.319 --> 01:21:36.960 Yeah, he's the tubby God. 1616 01:21:37.079 --> 01:21:42.840 That's the eight the ten biggest statues humans created are 1617 01:21:42.960 --> 01:21:43.479 all of him. 1618 01:21:43.680 --> 01:21:46.880 I means I'm always like Satan, Satan Satan. 1619 01:21:47.000 --> 01:21:49.720 Yeah, but that's mean something. But like, honestly, you no Buddhas. 1620 01:21:50.199 --> 01:21:51.359 Honestly I like Buddhen. 1621 01:21:51.439 --> 01:21:55.279 I like Buddhism too. Can we both become Buddhists? Did 1622 01:21:55.319 --> 01:21:59.159 they let us drink? No anymore? 1623 01:22:00.359 --> 01:22:01.159 Don't give a fuck though. 1624 01:22:01.279 --> 01:22:06.319 Yeah, but like the afterlife doesn't seem as promising words. 1625 01:22:06.399 --> 01:22:08.479 Oh no, no, no, no, no no no, are you 1626 01:22:08.560 --> 01:22:11.920 ready to get your nipples ons for like seventy three 1627 01:22:12.199 --> 01:22:16.439 thousand years? No, join our cult? 1628 01:22:18.079 --> 01:22:18.880 No, we don't have that. 1629 01:22:19.800 --> 01:22:22.560 No, I want to be a Buddha. I like Buddhism. 1630 01:22:22.640 --> 01:22:24.159 I just I just don't know if they let me drink. 1631 01:22:24.239 --> 01:22:25.720 They don't let me drink, that's gonna be a big thing. 1632 01:22:25.760 --> 01:22:27.279 Because I really don't like myself. 1633 01:22:27.720 --> 01:22:31.239 Suit obviously, I have fue with it. I'm trying to 1634 01:22:31.319 --> 01:22:35.359 think of what would be in the afterlife in Tibetan. Uh. 1635 01:22:36.359 --> 01:22:40.039 Fuck man, some bad I'll be like a snake or. 1636 01:22:40.039 --> 01:22:43.119 Some snakes are devious. 1637 01:22:43.199 --> 01:22:45.239 I'm not gonna be a rod because that's too obvious. 1638 01:22:45.439 --> 01:22:47.680 You're not nice. I'm a y snake. 1639 01:22:48.000 --> 01:22:49.319 Snakes are coolar bear. 1640 01:22:49.640 --> 01:22:52.319 No, No, snakes are fucking the people that steal from 1641 01:22:52.359 --> 01:22:54.960 their close friends after they get to know them. Do 1642 01:22:55.039 --> 01:22:57.760 you steal from me, Tom, No, I've never stole from Okay. 1643 01:22:57.960 --> 01:23:00.199 Do you steal from other friends that you have? No, 1644 01:23:00.359 --> 01:23:02.239 I'd be sold from anybody that's close to you. 1645 01:23:03.520 --> 01:23:06.039 My grandmother when I was looking for weed my name. 1646 01:23:06.119 --> 01:23:07.960 But she's dead. 1647 01:23:08.119 --> 01:23:13.199 Damn. That's a fucking cheesus. I was fifteen. Grandma, No, 1648 01:23:13.399 --> 01:23:17.920 she was on her deathbed. I'm just kidding. Anyways, this 1649 01:23:17.920 --> 01:23:21.359 has been the strange podcast. Actually follow follow all, follow 1650 01:23:21.399 --> 01:23:25.720 all the pages on the Instagram, Facebook, Strangely Podcast dot com. 1651 01:23:26.199 --> 01:23:28.319 You can listen to all our all our episodes, you 1652 01:23:28.359 --> 01:23:30.479 can listen to you can buy merch and you can 1653 01:23:30.520 --> 01:23:32.720 listen to Tom Katin Kirby songs. And by the way, 1654 01:23:32.920 --> 01:23:34.720 if it isn't out by then, which I'm sure it is, 1655 01:23:34.720 --> 01:23:37.680 because I'm gonna push them dope new song, give me 1656 01:23:37.880 --> 01:23:39.359 my brain power. 1657 01:23:41.319 --> 01:23:44.399 Speed. 1658 01:23:45.439 --> 01:23:53.399 You can't do it? Yes, I can't? No, No, what 1659 01:23:53.520 --> 01:23:54.079 are you doing? 1660 01:23:54.800 --> 01:23:56.039 Wait to power for two? 1661 01:23:59.079 --> 01:24:02.079 You can call it? Oh buddy, did skinny whit kid? Class? 1662 01:24:02.079 --> 01:24:04.079 Playing fist, not paying the left? I don't got clothes 1663 01:24:04.279 --> 01:24:05.600 what I was like? Hold on? 1664 01:24:05.640 --> 01:24:06.920 Does that mean it's gonna find my own wa? 1665 01:24:06.920 --> 01:24:08.880 I'm gonna kill the shit on? No way, But it's 1666 01:24:08.920 --> 01:24:11.600 like this, They're like I learned my stay okay, Oh 1667 01:24:11.680 --> 01:24:13.000 look another punk. 1668 01:24:12.840 --> 01:24:14.800 So wed I hate my hate Selona, don't be into this. 1669 01:24:14.920 --> 01:24:16.960 I can shore the pen the tight tight no mans. 1670 01:24:17.000 --> 01:24:19.560 But because I'm a profit, you're obnoxious whiley rocket you 1671 01:24:19.840 --> 01:24:20.640 just touch it back. 1672 01:24:21.439 --> 01:24:23.960 See that's a problem. You're picking a pick. 1673 01:24:23.880 --> 01:24:27.680 Scratching scream, looking for inconsistencies and don't worry because it 1674 01:24:27.760 --> 01:24:30.840 don't bother me. I ain't faced, I didn't even sweat. 1675 01:24:31.680 --> 01:24:33.960 Feel bad for you, though, dude, another hood right with 1676 01:24:34.039 --> 01:24:34.720 a tiny deck. 1677 01:24:34.800 --> 01:24:36.880 My work is blood and sweat. It's hard to sold 1678 01:24:36.960 --> 01:24:38.840 so much a blow because there's no time to rest. 1679 01:24:39.159 --> 01:24:41.359 But watch your phone and watch me go collecting places 1680 01:24:41.399 --> 01:24:42.800 on bets and plug your nose. 1681 01:24:42.800 --> 01:24:43.720 I'm about to explode. 1682 01:24:43.760 --> 01:24:45.359 I'm on a road and nobody knows. 1683 01:24:45.399 --> 01:24:48.000 I gotta falls fresh and the feeling soace even like 1684 01:24:48.079 --> 01:24:49.079 holy fuck you like that? 1685 01:24:49.239 --> 01:24:49.439 Meaning? 1686 01:24:49.479 --> 01:24:51.439 Are you breathing a messag cheating? Your girl looks to 1687 01:24:51.479 --> 01:24:53.560 be just while you're speaking, so you come that. 1688 01:24:53.680 --> 01:24:56.479 In Honestly, you're inadequate at your skilled matches. 1689 01:24:56.720 --> 01:24:58.920 My god, damn fucking dryer on tumble drives. 1690 01:24:58.920 --> 01:25:01.239 Don't tuck these guys us like queen blood saints off 1691 01:25:01.319 --> 01:25:03.199 Ridge's Bible, their genderous window holding down. 1692 01:25:03.279 --> 01:25:05.520 Can't hit mesa book bross saying those only type of 1693 01:25:05.680 --> 01:25:07.239 music he deeper than tattoos. 1694 01:25:07.279 --> 01:25:10.359 I am not laughing whistlings definitely asked you nerdy. 1695 01:25:10.359 --> 01:25:12.920 Can't pick lasser ship pull my pants on confidence. I'm 1696 01:25:12.920 --> 01:25:14.439 a box of this. We'll last for a minute. Cut 1697 01:25:14.520 --> 01:25:16.119 up in the world when the cocins fit to remind 1698 01:25:16.199 --> 01:25:17.399 them what a real. 1699 01:25:17.359 --> 01:25:20.119 Rap Arta says and they zomb It just came a 1700 01:25:20.159 --> 01:25:22.840 little bit, so we really didn't he. 1701 01:25:22.920 --> 01:25:24.920 Know that Billy needs some riling a prose that coast 1702 01:25:24.920 --> 01:25:26.520 that fiends. Look in the bottom of the coat back 1703 01:25:26.680 --> 01:25:28.399 your soul does. Now you're just to get your soul back. 1704 01:25:28.479 --> 01:25:30.119 Hold that company in your dorm and hope that it 1705 01:25:30.159 --> 01:25:30.560 goes back. 1706 01:25:30.680 --> 01:25:31.359 Your boat back. 1707 01:25:31.199 --> 01:25:32.920 Soles are so buck I just wanted this year and 1708 01:25:32.920 --> 01:25:36.159 didn't know that. Now hip hop is filled with feminine men. 1709 01:25:36.600 --> 01:25:38.279 Let me begin to reshape your idea. 1710 01:25:38.399 --> 01:25:39.840 What muse gis you coolest games? 1711 01:25:39.880 --> 01:25:42.039 You replace mer rap as stupid shit? You're your suspitch. 1712 01:25:42.119 --> 01:25:43.640 I don't know where all the confusion is. Can the 1713 01:25:43.680 --> 01:25:46.159 little bit spit because you're about to get sucked out. 1714 01:25:46.159 --> 01:25:46.840 I'm jombombs. 1715 01:25:46.880 --> 01:25:48.800 You've been it up down by the law, cutting your 1716 01:25:48.840 --> 01:25:50.880 cuts down. Better run fast behind you down. 1717 01:25:50.920 --> 01:25:51.680 You're a fucking done that. 1718 01:25:51.720 --> 01:25:54.239 Shut your mouth your longest cats, but cut your tongue 1719 01:25:54.279 --> 01:25:55.640 out now talk shit. 1720 01:25:56.760 --> 01:25:57.960 Your body won't be found in. 1721 01:25:58.000 --> 01:26:01.079 Bamba's pitch runner stiff, godless nit got your wife and kids, 1722 01:26:01.079 --> 01:26:03.960 says hostage. Jesus is priceless. I'm not convinced my knife 1723 01:26:04.000 --> 01:26:07.119 to slices shooting shots like burker Witz. We fucking murder kids. 1724 01:26:08.880 --> 01:26:09.880 You shouldn't exist. 1725 01:26:10.039 --> 01:26:12.479 No one knows your purposes. Your nervous bitch, where do 1726 01:26:12.520 --> 01:26:13.600 you get the nervous. 1727 01:26:13.319 --> 01:26:16.920 Pitch, sweaty bumps and bomb it deadly? Has a mushaddy 1728 01:26:17.000 --> 01:26:22.760 to your moms tits, explosive bombs, Ready is mom? 1729 01:26:23.399 --> 01:26:24.920 You know you're wrong, just being. 1730 01:26:24.840 --> 01:26:27.479 Honest because there's only one guy and you know his 1731 01:26:27.640 --> 01:26:36.399 name is Tom. It's a fucking promise, Tom Katon Kirby. 1732 01:26:39.439 --> 01:26:42.319 You're a bunch of fucking whack ass motherfuckers. 1733 01:26:42.439 --> 01:26:46.079 Man, we kill your fucking faggotty ass trap beats bud 1734 01:26:47.359 --> 01:26:48.359 Canadian style