Speaker 1: Cool brought them Simulation Growth Simulation.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Johnny Woodard Presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard.
Speaker 2: We're in it live from space Johnny's space machine.
Speaker 3: You're in this is Uh you really don't. You lost
Speaker 3: your NERD credentials there, Sam. This is obviously the bridge
Speaker 3: bar truck of the USS Enterprise.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: I can't believe the rental car company got that big
Speaker 2: and then they had spaceships.
Speaker 5: That's unbelievable.
Speaker 3: That is exactly the backstory of.
Speaker 5: That's incredible, Johnny. That's incredible, Johnny. I may go out.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go hardwired Internet, so you may lose me
Speaker 2: for two seconds.
Speaker 5: Buckle up.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm really afraid of what might happen when this
Speaker 3: when when you go hardwired. Oh he's back. There is back.
Speaker 5: I was gonna quit the show by side not.
Speaker 3: To Oh thank god for that.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'll stay. I'll stay.
Speaker 3: Thank God for that, Sam.
Speaker 2: Johnny I went, I went, I know we're gonna get
Speaker 2: in some hot topics, real quick kickboxing today. And I
Speaker 2: feel myself and I look like Stephen A. Smith throwing punches,
Speaker 2: and I've been taking strike in my whole life. My
Speaker 2: elbow's done on my hooks. I'm supposed to be up here,
Speaker 2: bang bro, but I can't get my elbow up because
Speaker 2: I got I'm carrying too much fat.
Speaker 5: I'm carrying too much fat.
Speaker 3: Dude, you can't so on your your hook you you're
Speaker 3: you can't get your elbow high enough because of your.
Speaker 5: I kept watching me.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, look who kept watching it?
Speaker 2: He filmed me, and I look like I don't know
Speaker 2: if you saw Steven A. Smith throwing punches, That's how
Speaker 2: I felt. I looked like I thought I was just
Speaker 2: throwing heat. Dude, I thought I was throwing heat.
Speaker 3: I heard you looked like Ellen Page. Elliott Page throwing
Speaker 3: Page looked way better.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 2: Elliott Page looked way better than me in her form,
Speaker 2: Way better that that.
Speaker 3: That that that clip. They really tried to push that
Speaker 3: out there than they have.
Speaker 5: Look how crazy she is.
Speaker 2: She's she could strike with the best of them.
Speaker 3: The problem, she's a stick figure. They took a picture
Speaker 3: of of of them, that person whatever with with the
Speaker 3: smallest person the jim clearly because they're Elliott. Ellen is
Speaker 3: like four eleven or something. I don't like five foot
Speaker 3: tall and.
Speaker 2: Were the lollipop the lollipop?
Speaker 3: Get that clearly a little person that she took a picture.
Speaker 2: That's okay. She still can strict. She'll still get her
Speaker 2: ass beat because she's throwing BB guns.
Speaker 6: But yeah, yeah, of course, And you're weird sloppy nipples.
Speaker 3: I feel like, see I feel bad about it, Like that.
Speaker 5: Does nipples look like a paintball gunshot?
Speaker 3: It doesn't look good. It looks like it went through
Speaker 3: a whek.
Speaker 5: I paid all this money for slop nipples.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, which I don't understand because you had nipples before,
Speaker 3: Like why did the did you just drain your nips?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I guess they maybe they used that to hide the
Speaker 3: scars or something, which whatever, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I'm already starting to get crap about this The Odyssey
Speaker 2: already they're in on.
Speaker 5: Me, dude.
Speaker 3: People are so in losing their minds. Dude, losing their
Speaker 3: fucking minds. It's embarrassing for so many people. They so
Speaker 3: this what happened? Correct me if I'm wrong? Sam we
Speaker 3: in the marketing the trailers, which is how ninety percent
Speaker 3: of people find out about movies. Yeah, Lapida Nyongo was
Speaker 3: in for not at all in the first big trailer.
Speaker 3: Maybe she was in the second trailer, I'm not sure,
Speaker 3: playing home.
Speaker 5: You don't know, we don't know.
Speaker 3: And then Elliott Page Ellen Page uh was in the
Speaker 3: trailer for Legit one second, the two trailers. I saw
Speaker 3: the main two trailers, yes, and yet and people were
Speaker 3: saying she was playing Achilles. They were playing Achilles. They're
Speaker 3: not playing Achilles now they there are some similarities in
Speaker 3: the narrative without spoiling anything to what.
Speaker 5: Achilles spoil some shit here, I'm yeah.
Speaker 3: We would later.
Speaker 5: But I got I got it, I got it. I'm
Speaker 5: bang it, bro.
Speaker 3: But for months people have been saying, oh, whoe casting
Speaker 3: ruining the film. They got these massive roles in the movie.
Speaker 3: And I went to see it and I the first
Speaker 3: thing I told you was, Dude, if you cared at
Speaker 3: all about this Elliott Page casting, you're gonna laugh your
Speaker 3: ass off fucking five minutes into the movie.
Speaker 2: Listen, wasn't alerts spoiler alert? Dude, we should name the
Speaker 2: shape name of the show to spoiler alert.
Speaker 3: This is spoilers all over the place for The Odyssey.
Speaker 5: Listen.
Speaker 2: If you're gonna see The Odyssey, tune out for the
Speaker 2: next twenty twenty ten minutes, ten minutes. Just tune out,
Speaker 2: Pretend like you can't he or us. Pretend like we're
Speaker 2: speaking Chinese and Mexico. Okay, listen, here's my thing. I
Speaker 2: wasn't gonna go see the movie. I wasn't gonna go
Speaker 2: see it. And then Johnny text me is like, this
Speaker 2: is one of the greatest movies I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: I didn't say that. I said it's it's it's badass,
Speaker 3: is what I said.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you did say that, I'm gonna go one of
Speaker 2: the best movies I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: So I wasn't gonna see it.
Speaker 2: I know all the cultural Marxism that they're doing, flipping everything,
Speaker 2: changing history. But when Johnny's like, this is the greatest
Speaker 2: thing ever made by anybody of all time, in.
Speaker 3: The history of time, That's what I said.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm like, is it better than than then pizza?
Speaker 2: He goes, Dude, pizza sucks compared to this. I'm like,
Speaker 2: is it better than hardcore pornography? Hardcore pornography?
Speaker 3: Here's exactly what I said. The honesty is fucking badass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I read into it, Johnny. You said it
Speaker 2: was the greatest thing of all time. Johnny had a
Speaker 2: rock hard boner during the whole No, just like you
Speaker 2: told me.
Speaker 3: I can't even Okay, go keep talking. I'm gonna say
Speaker 3: something that is gonna haunt me for the rest of
Speaker 3: my life.
Speaker 5: But go on with your lady Boner, go on like that.
Speaker 3: Okay, that moment and you care where the guy goes,
Speaker 3: and he's bringing Odysseus, he's coming back, he's bringing revenge.
Speaker 3: And Matt Damon goes bringing it all. Like dude, I
Speaker 3: got so fucking hyped at that moment, Like if my
Speaker 3: my eyes got wet, I'm not gonna lie. I I
Speaker 3: got emotional. That was it. It hit all the notes
Speaker 3: of like the Count of Money, Christo, all the Return
Speaker 3: of the Father.
Speaker 2: My name is Dadabah, you killed my father, prepared to die.
Speaker 2: It's right there with that. And so I wasn't gonna
Speaker 2: go see it, but you know, I decided some time,
Speaker 2: you know, Dana was off, I'm gonna go see the movie.
Speaker 2: So the movie was about ten minutes away from me.
Speaker 2: It was fifty minutes still started. There's a billion movie trailers,
Speaker 2: a lot of great movies look like they're coming out,
Speaker 2: So I sat through those. So when I I kept
Speaker 2: trying to buy tickets online and I just couldn't. I
Speaker 2: don't know why it wouldn't let me. So I'd run
Speaker 2: to there and there were three seats available in the
Speaker 2: entire movie theater, and so I picked one in the
Speaker 2: back where I'm sitting next to my John. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be honest with you. The movie was basically sold out,
Speaker 2: and it was only two thirds full by the time
Speaker 2: the movie started.
Speaker 5: And it's very weird because it.
Speaker 2: Happens to me on the road where a bunch of
Speaker 2: people buy a bunch of tickets and then nobody shows
Speaker 2: up or like a large.
Speaker 3: People what you're what you're saying supports the idea that
Speaker 3: they're buying tickets and not showing it, like the the
Speaker 3: you know, the propaganda orgs are buying tickets.
Speaker 2: Really interesting deep there you go, deep conspiracies.
Speaker 3: Now that wasn't my experience. I mine was sold out
Speaker 3: and it was sold out. There was not an empty seat.
Speaker 5: But uh wow, you just say I'm buying tickets to
Speaker 5: my show? Shows that cool? Is that what you're inferring?
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, I'm not.
Speaker 5: No, never happened.
Speaker 3: So now yeah, go ahead, So two.
Speaker 5: Thirds I show up.
Speaker 2: People are saying odd pussy gets you hard, Johnny, just
Speaker 2: really odd pussy. Mean it means like weird, like scientific
Speaker 2: vagina made by a scientist.
Speaker 3: Oh no, you know, no that you see. You couldn't
Speaker 3: possibly get hard off of Elliott Page's movie because Elliott
Speaker 3: Page is not in this movie for like two minutes.
Speaker 2: Elliott Pages, Johnny needs a good ten minutes of face
Speaker 2: to get hard.
Speaker 3: That's what I've heard exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like a locomotive. It takes some time, but
Speaker 2: once he's there, he's get out of his way because
Speaker 2: if you get in away, somebody's getting fucked.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's what they call high school locomotive dick.
Speaker 3: That's right. That is exactly right, Thank you.
Speaker 2: I don't like Johnny's yearbook quote was like, don't get
Speaker 2: this dick started.
Speaker 5: So I got there. I'm gonna be honest with you, guys.
Speaker 2: I I was blown away by this movie and.
Speaker 3: It touched You're a touch hot, my friend, could you? Yeah,
Speaker 3: because I'm excited, Johnny. No, it's your micy. It's even
Speaker 3: when you're being quiet here.
Speaker 5: Johnny, is this better?
Speaker 3: Just a little that better?
Speaker 5: Is that way better?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But you don't need to be off them you just
Speaker 3: need to have the mic at an appropriate setting turn
Speaker 3: it down, and people are like, Johnny, what can you
Speaker 3: fix this sound?
Speaker 5: And I'm like, Okay, there we go, Johnny, is that better? Yeah?
Speaker 3: But yeah, okay, there we go.
Speaker 2: I guess that's how it goes. No microphone in front
Speaker 2: of Sam, which I'm fine with. Dude, more me, more
Speaker 2: of me. So I'm gonna tell you, guys, if you
Speaker 2: don't go see this movie in the movie theater, you're
Speaker 2: gonna regret it.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: I will tell you that I have never seen Titanic,
Speaker 2: and I look forward to my dying when I could
Speaker 2: say that. Still, I have no desire to see Titanic
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 5: Ah.
Speaker 2: So maybe I get that, Johnny, Maybe I get not
Speaker 2: wanting to see a movie because I'm principal.
Speaker 3: But I'm telling you, what is the principle there with Titanic?
Speaker 3: What is that principle?
Speaker 2: Is that I'm not a chick. I'm not gonna watch
Speaker 2: some stupid movie about some woman who cheats on her
Speaker 2: significant other and then let's the guy that she was
Speaker 2: bang and die.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm over it, Okay, Am I wrong?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's a silly reason not to see
Speaker 3: that film, but.
Speaker 2: I won't see I just at this point I'm so
Speaker 2: invested in it that I have no desire to go
Speaker 2: against it.
Speaker 3: No, I get it now that you're like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm doing my thing. I'm staking out this
Speaker 3: sort of negative energy take to my grave. I understand that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, anyways, Johnny Titanic Course of Chick says Rangel, who
Speaker 8: doesn't like me anyways, is going against what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It's fine. I will accept that. Okay, it's a chick
Speaker 2: movie and I don't want to see it. But if
Speaker 2: you don't go see this movie in the movie theater,
Speaker 2: I feel really bad for you. Because the sound is amazing.
Speaker 2: I saw the audio mix sucks. I was blown away
Speaker 2: by how great this the visuals were. The movie was
Speaker 2: everyone's like, the story was all over the place. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I seem pretty logical to me, and I'm stupid.
Speaker 3: I totally agree.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, dude, it's visual like.
Speaker 2: The last fight scene is insane, the Psyclops insane, the
Speaker 2: giant silver like guys insane.
Speaker 3: It was all wonderful. Yeah, I'm sorry, dude. What happened?
Speaker 3: People got committed to this before they ever saw a
Speaker 3: frame of it just from the trailers and the casting,
Speaker 3: and they got they got emotional. But it's that thing
Speaker 3: we always talk about that the left does that we're
Speaker 3: now seeing the right do more and more, where you
Speaker 3: decide that a piece of culture, a piece of art
Speaker 3: is uh is somehow connected to you personally, and so
Speaker 3: that if something does well or fails, it's a win
Speaker 3: or a loss for you. Well, and the only loss
Speaker 3: for you is not seeing this. It's so good, dude,
Speaker 3: And people are gonna say, oh, we got paid. I
Speaker 3: saw a guy saying me, I got paid to say
Speaker 3: that I like the film and that I couldn't name
Speaker 3: one great thing about like.
Speaker 5: How do we get this Woodard? How do we get
Speaker 5: this woodard?
Speaker 3: Stupid, bro, It's so dumb.
Speaker 5: It's so dumb.
Speaker 2: And the only reason I would go on and say
Speaker 2: how good it was is because I know a lot
Speaker 2: of my listeners know about cultural Marxism, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: but you gotta see this movie.
Speaker 3: And it's hardly in it And someone made a great
Speaker 3: point and you've said it too, that there are d
Speaker 3: like it or not. There are DEI prerequisites almost now
Speaker 3: or major awards. And I would wager because of the
Speaker 3: way the Dei casting is handled in the plot of
Speaker 3: the film, that Nolan has contempt for that idea. In fact,
Speaker 3: I saw Jonathan Pego say, and others have said this
Speaker 3: as well, that they're surprised that Elliott Page took the role.
Speaker 3: I don't. I'm gonna say spoiler alert, big spoiler right here.
Speaker 3: I'll give you one, two, three, Okay, now I'm about
Speaker 3: to say a huge spoiler from the Odyssey. Elliott Page
Speaker 3: gets fucking wrecked. Bro runs out like they're about to
Speaker 3: wage war, like a badass on the beach holding the sword.
Speaker 3: And it's just like the Ai memes a spear right
Speaker 3: into the shoulder, pins her against the trojan horse, and
Speaker 3: then another one in the other shoulder and just gets
Speaker 3: murked without killing anybody on screen. It's hilarious. Like I
Speaker 3: heard several people were laughing in the movie, like this
Speaker 3: is what we got upset about.
Speaker 2: Really, Mark, Johnny One, and I mean, Christopher Nolan is
Speaker 2: a big enough director. They could have actually pressed the
Speaker 2: Oscars and not done it, and then see them try
Speaker 2: not to nominate this movie, which would have tanked the
Speaker 2: Oscars even more than it's tanking. This may be the
Speaker 2: only reason people watch The Osteers is to see this
Speaker 2: movie get nominate.
Speaker 5: It's that good. All the Dei stuff to drive. It's
Speaker 5: crazy to me because they're.
Speaker 3: Transphobio. What are you talking about?
Speaker 5: Get rid of sam plant push ninja cat.
Speaker 3: Like spears arrows? I'm sorry, someone says arrows not spears.
Speaker 3: Forgive me. Yeah, they were arrows, but wrecked got they
Speaker 3: were spears. They got wrecked. Well okay they okay, Well
Speaker 3: this guy says they were arrows. No, they were I
Speaker 3: thought they were spears too.
Speaker 2: They were spears because you you see later that there's
Speaker 2: spears when they're recounting the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Anyway. And then Lapita another huge spoiler. Lapita Njungo, who's
Speaker 3: playing Hell of Troy, the face that launched a thousand ships,
Speaker 3: is so scarred and unattractive in the film that her
Speaker 3: husband grabs her face like this and shows it to Timeculus,
Speaker 3: the son of Odysseus, and says, maybe five hundred ships, huh,
Speaker 3: you know, suggesting that she's half as attractive as she's
Speaker 3: supposed to have. There's even a joke about her face.
Speaker 3: Bro It literally is almost like Nolan is showing contempt
Speaker 3: for the idea.
Speaker 5: I agree, dude. Yeah, and I'm like, okay, here you go.
Speaker 5: And they're just the smallest.
Speaker 3: Part, the smallest part.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: In fact, Lapita and Jungo in one of the interviews,
Speaker 3: was asked about what she would say to Homer, and
Speaker 3: she was like, maybe some more minutes for the women
Speaker 3: in your story.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 3: And and that's I mean, really, that's complaint to Christopher Nolan,
Speaker 3: the woman that they that. Okay, so Christopher Nolan made
Speaker 3: a miss step in the marketing, or you know, did
Speaker 3: the right thing, I guess if you're playing paying lip
Speaker 3: service to the awards. He said that he was partly
Speaker 3: inspired by the opening lines of a recent translation of
Speaker 3: the Odyssey by a feminist. It's a more feminist translation.
Speaker 3: Now nowhere did he say that this was the sole
Speaker 3: inspiration or that he was adapting this version, because he's
Speaker 3: just not. He's not. It's not what you can tell.
Speaker 3: That's not what he was doing. But he's been hounded
Speaker 3: by that that this idea that he was adapting a
Speaker 3: feminist version of it. The woman who wrote that or
Speaker 3: created that feminist translation doesn't like the film. She just
Speaker 3: came out and was like, I got some problems with it,
Speaker 3: so there's your permission, Like.
Speaker 5: And I'm gonna be aft to you.
Speaker 2: I am sick and tired of people taking stuff and
Speaker 2: remaking it to fit their agenda. I'm gonna be honest
Speaker 2: with you. People want to do that with the Big
Speaker 2: Book in Recovery. These these woke people want to take
Speaker 2: out all the him him man all that stuff and.
Speaker 5: Make it real. And everyone's like, go.
Speaker 2: Fuck yourself, dude, go fuck yourself. I mean, dude, listen
Speaker 2: to me all you know. You know what the ASSI
Speaker 2: taught us is that the reason that Hollywood isn't doing
Speaker 2: well isn't because of that. People just hate Hollywood. It's
Speaker 2: because the movies aren't good. And when a great movie
Speaker 2: comes out, people show up in droves.
Speaker 5: People are like, John, do you know how much it
Speaker 5: costs me go see the Imax?
Speaker 3: Probably thirty dollars something like that.
Speaker 2: Thirty dollars for the Imax ticket and then thirty dollars
Speaker 2: for the small popcorn and the water.
Speaker 5: That's how good a movie has to be to get
Speaker 5: you to come out.
Speaker 2: Sixty dollars for one person. It's ridiculous. So it takes
Speaker 2: this great movie to get anyone to come. People want
Speaker 2: great movies. People are tired of dog shit. It's like
Speaker 2: why nobody watches sitcoms anymore because they're dog shit. They're
Speaker 2: just dog shit. And and it's starting to happen with
Speaker 2: stand up comedy. People are selling less and less tickets
Speaker 2: because most of it's dogshit. And it's all based on Instagram,
Speaker 2: completely controlling who's been seen and who isn't seen.
Speaker 5: And I'm hearing this bullshit.
Speaker 3: And part of this is part of the complaints that
Speaker 3: I've seen about The Odyssey are people saying that it's
Speaker 3: not a faithful translation, and it's this idea or a
Speaker 3: faithful interpretation of Homer And there's this idea that they're
Speaker 3: somehow trying to uh blot out West the the literature
Speaker 3: that underpins Western culture and civilization. And here's the problem
Speaker 3: with that, dude. The Odyssey has been translated more than
Speaker 3: one hundred times into English. All of the translations are different,
Speaker 3: and some very wildly like have drastic differences. Which of
Speaker 3: those translations as your loyalty too, which one are you
Speaker 3: saying that he didn't adapt faithfully? And then the other
Speaker 3: thing is you have to say if you're suggesting that
Speaker 3: this is somehow blotting out history for whom, because if
Speaker 3: you've already read the Odyssey, it's not blotting it out
Speaker 3: for you if you know the story. And to people
Speaker 3: who haven't heard the story, this is close enough to
Speaker 3: the ideas of the ads, you know, and he has
Speaker 3: imposed his own themes on anti war themes, return of
Speaker 3: the Father stuff that's maybe not there in the original text,
Speaker 3: certainly not the anti war stuff that it's I think
Speaker 3: that that's better than not having ever heard of the Odyssey,
Speaker 3: which is going to be so true from nearly all
Speaker 3: of the audience because there the Odyssey is a like Troy,
Speaker 3: which is, you know, an adaptation of the Iliad, mostly
Speaker 3: the stuff around Troy, though it has this whole anti
Speaker 3: anti nation building thing that was really relevant in the
Speaker 3: early two thousands, you know, like we were worried about
Speaker 3: Iraq and possibly continuing that nation building attitude, that neo
Speaker 3: con attitude elsewhere in the Middle East, and so that whole,
Speaker 3: that whole uh agamemnon uh building kind of idea was
Speaker 3: imposed on Troy, which I see everybody on Twitter is
Speaker 3: like Troy is the real movie to see. That's how
Speaker 3: that's how you know, that's the real badass interpretation of
Speaker 3: the Battle at Troy. So, man, it's people are just
Speaker 3: being logically inconsistent in their criticism.
Speaker 2: Well, it's just like, I don't know anything about anything
Speaker 2: you just said because I'm dumb, right, I'm a stupid person.
Speaker 2: But the end of the day, dude, it's a great movie.
Speaker 2: You are clamoring for great movies. You keep think you're
Speaker 2: lying movie.
Speaker 3: People keep saying you're lying. They think you're lying. They
Speaker 3: think you're lying about.
Speaker 2: Stand what kind of risk I put to my credibility
Speaker 2: by coming out and saying this, Because I've been critical
Speaker 2: of a Little Mermaid and all this stuff, and I'm
Speaker 2: against all of it.
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I'm against you do the Last Jedi. The Last Jedi sucked.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 2: Now I'm getting told I'm getting an l take on this.
Speaker 2: I don't, guys, there's no wind take and lose take.
Speaker 2: It's like, it's a great movie and to the discussion,
Speaker 2: it's like people want to see you don't see it.
Speaker 2: But I feel bad for you because you're missing one
Speaker 2: of the best movies come out in a long fucking time.
Speaker 3: And I know a lot of people criticizing it haven't seen it,
Speaker 3: bro I'll ask him and they'll be like no, and
Speaker 3: I'll never see it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, yes, it's Homer Simpson. It's a movie
Speaker 2: about the story of Homer Simpson.
Speaker 5: Yes, you get.
Speaker 3: You don't get to have a take on the movie, though,
Speaker 3: if you haven't seen it.
Speaker 2: Well the comer so yes t shirt own Jamie saw
Speaker 2: Happy Birthday again, Johnny play the Happy Birthday music at
Speaker 2: asked for first thousand.
Speaker 10: Years Birthday two. You Havethday to Jamie star.
Speaker 8: Dude, you.
Speaker 5: Listen. Don't go see the movie if you don't want to.
Speaker 3: It's gonna it's gonna make a billion dollars with or
Speaker 3: without you.
Speaker 5: So well, I'm not even that it's it's just like.
Speaker 2: Shit, I don't go see any of the chick fighting
Speaker 2: like superhero movies or any of that ship.
Speaker 5: I don't go see.
Speaker 3: I saw Supergirl. It's Supergirl is lame. It was super lame.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Johnny go.
Speaker 2: Johnny likes bulls of steaming dog shit, and he'll I
Speaker 2: didn't like it.
Speaker 3: I said it was lame. It sucked. Yeah.
Speaker 11: You know.
Speaker 3: There's one really woke scene that that bothered me at
Speaker 3: the end, And I know you'll know what it is
Speaker 3: when Penelope is like, we don't need a king. I've
Speaker 3: been the queen here for twenty years. That.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that was sucked and it was really unnecessary.
Speaker 3: It was ok.
Speaker 5: It gives the illusion that she wants.
Speaker 2: The throne and she doesn't. Yeah, and she doesn't. I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's that doesn't fit the character. Like, no, I mean,
Speaker 2: it's a great movie, dude. Guys, just go for the
Speaker 2: last fight seat, which is.
Speaker 3: Awesome, insane. It gets you so jack bro. People saying
Speaker 3: this is a boring movie, by the way, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Dude, I don't know how.
Speaker 2: It was just like all these great mini movies all
Speaker 2: put it into one movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's funny.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I hear people saying it's boring. But also there's too
Speaker 3: much shit going on, like you, and I'm like, what,
Speaker 3: that doesn't make any sense. It was breathless.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm with you, dude.
Speaker 2: I thought it was extraordinary, and I knew I would
Speaker 2: take shit for saying it, but I just want if
Speaker 2: you could open your mind to putting aside, just for
Speaker 2: a second, your belief system on what's happening and just
Speaker 2: go enjoy a masterpiece. Do it, because it's great and
Speaker 2: when you see how little it's crazy to me, Johnny,
Speaker 2: everyone's mad at the black chick and the transit. No
Speaker 2: one cares about the Indian who is like one of
Speaker 2: the main characters for fucking dud.
Speaker 3: Did you notice that somebody pointed this south, Jonathan, but goough.
Speaker 3: I saw it. Was the first person to point this out.
Speaker 3: And it tells you that Nolan knows, like he's given
Speaker 3: you a wink. The only time somebody speaks Greek and
Speaker 3: the whole fucking movie is when that Indian guy is
Speaker 3: going to that village that was sacked and the guy
Speaker 3: speaking to him in Greek and gets the Greek translated
Speaker 3: to English, and then the Indian guy goes, we are Greeks,
Speaker 3: we are from Ithaca. That's the only time Greek has spoken.
Speaker 3: And that Indian guy is putting his hand on his
Speaker 3: just saying we are Greek, we are from Ithaca. Is
Speaker 3: clearly dude, he's taking he's taking the piss. Nolan is
Speaker 3: a he's he's smart man, he's a genius, and he
Speaker 3: knows all you think. He doesn't know all of the
Speaker 3: commentary going on around And.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you guys something real quick about the
Speaker 2: Elliot pay guess what the Greeks.
Speaker 6: Loved trans they did, Yeah, they loved trans So the.
Speaker 2: Greeks would be like, at least you got something right.
Speaker 2: You got a transit this movie.
Speaker 3: And it's doing it in Greece. By the way, if
Speaker 3: anybody should be pissed off, it's Greeks because there's no
Speaker 3: Greek people in the movie.
Speaker 2: And uh, I think he could have done that, but
Speaker 2: you know, he's just running and gunning.
Speaker 3: Doddie unfollowed. Imagine unfollowing a podcast because of an empain.
Speaker 2: You just unfollowed us, Dotty, You're you've been with us
Speaker 2: forever at all? We're saying, no, I think she does
Speaker 2: look like that.
Speaker 5: I can't believe we're losing. We lost somebody.
Speaker 3: But you know what, it's a mistake.
Speaker 5: What happens, dude, when you when you speak your truth.
Speaker 3: People are in their feelings about this movie so hard, dude,
Speaker 3: like they'm angry just that I don't think I've seen it.
Speaker 3: Maybe with Jedi, but that sucked everybody on it.
Speaker 5: And then not agreeing on one thing.
Speaker 3: Of the movie.
Speaker 5: I did not fall.
Speaker 3: Now she's back, Okay, Welcome back, Dottie.
Speaker 5: Welcome back. Dottie.
Speaker 2: We made dress of five seconds really left the mark
Speaker 2: on us.
Speaker 5: We were so upset.
Speaker 3: We hated it. We hated a.
Speaker 5: Couple of female followers, and we thought we lost one.
Speaker 3: Thank god, thank god. I was really nervous. I was
Speaker 3: acting like I was trying to play it cool, but
Speaker 3: I was nervous.
Speaker 5: Do what you want, dude.
Speaker 3: So I just want to play this briefly. I sent
Speaker 3: you this, Sam. I don't know if you had time
Speaker 3: a chance to see it. Jonathan Pigou had the best
Speaker 3: take on it.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 3: He called the Odyssey the film itself is kind of
Speaker 3: a Trojan horse. I just want to play a little
Speaker 3: of this. This is the host of the symbolic World.
Speaker 3: He's he's one of these kind of Eastern Orthodox guys
Speaker 3: who find symbolism and media and I I generally agree
Speaker 3: with his take on this film, and.
Speaker 13: With some trepidation because of all the criticism that has
Speaker 13: come up and all of the questions that have come
Speaker 13: up about the casting and what's going on. And I
Speaker 13: have to say, I was hoping that some of these
Speaker 13: decisions were superficial, that they weren't going to enter into
Speaker 13: the story, weren't going to taint you know, the story
Speaker 13: with politics and you know, kind of subversion, and oh
Speaker 13: my goodness, not only did this story not do that,
Speaker 13: but it did even more. The story that Christopher Nolan told,
Speaker 13: the way he told it is one of the most
Speaker 13: metaphings I've ever seen. The entire movie is a trojan horse.
Speaker 13: They kind of trickery that is used. There's a kind
Speaker 13: of subversion. There's the bait and switch in which we,
Speaker 13: you know, we tell you that you're going to watch
Speaker 13: the story of this or that hero, that you're going
Speaker 13: to watch something that that you would care about, you know, that.
Speaker 14: Would tell a great kind of adventure story.
Speaker 13: And then ultimately when you go and watch the movie,
Speaker 13: you realize that it's just propaganda.
Speaker 14: That you realize that it is.
Speaker 13: You know, it's actually a kind of vehicle for a
Speaker 13: message that is annoying and political and bashing you over
Speaker 13: the head.
Speaker 14: And it's been frustrating.
Speaker 13: And to me, when I watch, you know, Hollywood kind
Speaker 13: of collapse, I'm happy to see it happen because they've
Speaker 13: been completely taken over by h messaging and uh, you know,
Speaker 13: a kind of political uh hammer to hack at political enemies.
Speaker 13: And in this movie, Christopher Nolan does the opposite of that,
Speaker 13: Christopher Nolan takes what on the outside looks like giving
Speaker 13: into kind of postmodern tropes about using diversity as a
Speaker 13: political tool, changing race swapping, gender swapping, doing all that
Speaker 13: with the characters that people do for a political tool
Speaker 13: and transforms it, turns it into a trojan horse for
Speaker 13: the may for an amazing story, for a story that
Speaker 13: we need to see and a story that is desperately
Speaker 13: when that we want and need to hear right now.
Speaker 14: We have to remember that.
Speaker 13: You know, in a lot of the media, in a
Speaker 13: lot of the story that we've had before, it wasn't
Speaker 13: the fact that having female characters or having characters of
Speaker 13: diverse origins that bother people. Those have already always existed
Speaker 13: in storytelling. We've always had stories like that. The problem
Speaker 13: was using the swap and using the change to kind
Speaker 13: of make it into propaganda.
Speaker 14: That is what is very frustrating.
Speaker 13: Nobody has a problem with the movie Aliens with a
Speaker 13: female lead, but then people have a problem with The
Speaker 13: Marbles because that the use of a female leads in
Speaker 13: those movies is just used ash on people and to
Speaker 13: try to get them to swallow some political message.
Speaker 14: Right, and so in this movie.
Speaker 13: What happens is that, you know, a lot of people
Speaker 13: are frustrated, and at first I was wondering.
Speaker 14: I was like, why are they doing this? Why is
Speaker 14: Christopinolan giving in to this?
Speaker 13: But ultimately I'm telling you you have to go see it,
Speaker 13: because he turns everything on its head. He actually uses
Speaker 13: this in a kind of double inversion in the way
Speaker 13: that my brother Mattia talks about the double inversion kind
Speaker 13: of the end of clown World, where he presents something
Speaker 13: as a kind of trick on a trick and it
Speaker 13: turns back into a wonderful, beautiful story.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 13: One of the things that kind of at first I
Speaker 13: was watching the movie, I was actually, you know, annoyed
Speaker 13: with some things, and then really enjoying the movie. And
Speaker 13: then I started to see what Christopher Nolan was doing,
Speaker 13: and I realized, oh, my goodness, this is absolutely brilliant.
Speaker 13: You see, you have to remember what this story is about.
Speaker 13: The Odyssey is the story about the character of you
Speaker 13: of Odysseus. The character of Ulysses is a trickster, and
Speaker 13: he's a trickster all through his story. He's a trickster
Speaker 13: until the end he pretends to be a beggar in
Speaker 13: his own house in order to trick the suitors to
Speaker 13: be able to kill all of them.
Speaker 14: He tricks all these people through his story, and.
Speaker 13: Of course in this version of the Odyssey, they add
Speaker 13: the part from the Eneid which is not in the Odyssey,
Speaker 13: which is that it's the entire thing starts with him
Speaker 13: tricking the Trojans with the trojan horse in order to
Speaker 13: take over the city of Troy. And so at some
Speaker 13: point you wereize, oh, wait a minute, this movie is
Speaker 13: a trojan horse. This movie is like a reverse Trojan
Speaker 13: horse where he has put on a kind of veneer postmodernism.
Speaker 14: But inside is.
Speaker 13: The story of the return of the king, the return
Speaker 13: of the father, you know, the remembering of your home,
Speaker 13: the returning home, and then the passing of authority to
Speaker 13: the son, you know, the ennobling of the son who
Speaker 13: will replace the father in an act of filiation rather
Speaker 13: than an act of revolution, which is what we've seen
Speaker 13: in the past decades in storytelling. So there's a scene
Speaker 13: at the beginning of the movie and with being trained
Speaker 13: by the blind servant of his father. As his father
Speaker 13: has left, his blind servant that is still faithful to him,
Speaker 13: is training Telemachus in fighting and he's fighting with this
Speaker 13: sparring partner and he keeps getting bested by the sparring partner.
Speaker 13: And the blind man obviously can hear just the sword,
Speaker 13: and he says, I can just hear the sword a hit,
Speaker 13: and I know what you're doing wrong.
Speaker 14: And he says, you're you're defending yourself too quickly.
Speaker 13: Your reaction to the attack comes too quick, and he says,
Speaker 13: you need to slow down.
Speaker 14: You need to invite the attack.
Speaker 13: You need to open up your give this impression that
Speaker 13: you're opening up your your chest to like invite the attack,
Speaker 13: and then use that to your advantage, right, and in
Speaker 13: some ways like trick your opponent into being defeated.
Speaker 14: And you know, that's right at the getting of the movie.
Speaker 13: And when I was watching, I said, what a strange
Speaker 13: scene at the outset to put in the movie. And
Speaker 13: it's only as the movie was unfurling that I realized
Speaker 13: that this is what the movie is about. This is
Speaker 13: what's going on in this entire movie, That this whole
Speaker 13: movie is about trickery and is about letting yourself, you know,
Speaker 13: seem to seem to look like you're being abused in
Speaker 13: order to finally deal the final blow, and then you remember.
Speaker 14: That that's how the entire story of the Odissey ends.
Speaker 13: That the entire audit story of the Odissey ends as
Speaker 13: Odysseus pretends to be a beggar in his own house,
Speaker 13: pretends to be nothing, and lets the people in the house,
Speaker 13: the suitors who are trying to take what is his
Speaker 13: his wife and kill his child, let them abuse him
Speaker 13: for a certain amount of time in order to see
Speaker 13: their weaknesses, and then ultimately reveal himself and retake the house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, Yeah, that's it, man, that's the movie. That's
Speaker 3: what it is. That's you can continue to watch that
Speaker 3: Johnson pigot on Twitter and YouTube. But he's totally right,
Speaker 3: and and it also has a larger culture message, that
Speaker 3: idea of reacting too quickly, you know, like people did
Speaker 3: to this film. You know, like they got out over
Speaker 3: their skis, they made it too obvious. They kind of
Speaker 3: got pulled by their nose. And it turns out the
Speaker 3: film is not what we thought it was going to be.
Speaker 3: But I was totally ready not to like it.
Speaker 5: I was not gonna go see it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and only because you hit me up and said
Speaker 2: this is the greatest thing ever made by anybody, including
Speaker 2: my love making Johnny Ring, He's making second to this movie.
Speaker 3: Now, I will say, there is in the hilarious.
Speaker 5: There Johnny, remember your hot sister.
Speaker 3: There's it drags just a touch. Didn't you think it
Speaker 3: dragged just a little bit?
Speaker 2: And like the Oh, there were moments I'm like, how
Speaker 2: long is this movie? But then it catches you and
Speaker 2: you forget and you're just back in it exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was great. It was great.
Speaker 5: Dude, back in it?
Speaker 3: Dude, Wait, no, this is funny, this guy says. Johnny
Speaker 3: also loves Oasis. Uh yeah, one of the most popular
Speaker 3: rock and roll bands.
Speaker 2: That just one of the best live shows I've ever
Speaker 2: seen in my life.
Speaker 5: I mean, and I'm not even an Oasis fan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I wasn't a huge fan until I went
Speaker 3: to see them live. And now I'm like, Okay, look
Speaker 3: at this shill. People keep saying shills. You're dude, if
Speaker 3: you really think that's.
Speaker 2: The white chick with an I bang black guy's haircut
Speaker 2: giving us ship right now.
Speaker 3: If you really think we're shilling, which means we're being
Speaker 3: paid to talk about this film positively, you're a fucking idiot, bro,
Speaker 3: you're listening, dumb.
Speaker 2: Listen, white chick who bangs black eyes think she's a
Speaker 2: civil rights leader. Okay, we're just saying, if you're missing out, Okay,
Speaker 2: if you're gonna miss out because you're these predetermined beliefs,
Speaker 2: you're doing yourself a disservice.
Speaker 5: Okay. That's awnest people.
Speaker 3: I've seen woke criticisms of it, saying it's not what
Speaker 3: we thought it was gonna be, you know, like, like
Speaker 3: no one somehow betrayed them. So keep that in mind.
Speaker 3: I mean the people that you hate, not all of
Speaker 3: them are. I know, I have seen some weird trans
Speaker 3: people that were like way into it, but yeah.
Speaker 5: Show me the not weird trans people.
Speaker 2: Those are the hot ones, right, the ones who look
Speaker 2: like real chicks. You're like, Okay, you're cool.
Speaker 3: If I hadn't seen it, I would go see it
Speaker 3: just to participate in the cultural exchange, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, until I have an opinion, because again, if
Speaker 3: you haven't seen it, you don't get to have any.
Speaker 2: Can you take your picture down? I keep thinking of
Speaker 2: all the black guys she's taken.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I thought you would like that.
Speaker 5: That's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, someone asked, is it worth eight dollars to go
Speaker 2: see it?
Speaker 5: Dude?
Speaker 2: If you can see for eight dollars, that's a fucking blessing.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, if it's not, I wouldn't Obviously, don't spend
Speaker 3: more money than you can afford. But if you can,
Speaker 3: if you can see it in the theory afford to,
Speaker 3: it's gonna be the best experience. It's in an IMAX
Speaker 3: theater especially, but if you have a good setup at home, yeah,
Speaker 3: you can wait for streaming. Sure did you see? By
Speaker 3: the way, did you see the people that went to
Speaker 3: see it in four D? How fucking crazy that shit is?
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't even know how to understand it, Like I said,
Speaker 2: what they do? Like, oh, I took my daughters to
Speaker 2: see Super Mario in four D. Mike said that my
Speaker 2: autistic daughter loved it. In my and the other one.
Speaker 5: Was like a.
Speaker 3: Look at this bro checking shit out.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Oh I could not imagine the boat scene
Speaker 2: in fort D.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Now I gotta go do it. There
Speaker 3: ain't no way.
Speaker 5: Dogs, that's great, dude.
Speaker 3: They showed the preview of it too in four D,
Speaker 3: like like what these what the seats look like in
Speaker 3: four D? Like, I didn't know it sprayed water out
Speaker 3: at your money. It's just always spraying water, dude.
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, that was crazy.
Speaker 2: Bro, you're evn soaken like women when they see my cop.
Speaker 3: So they used to say about the Beatles that the
Speaker 3: girls would get so excited that you could see the
Speaker 3: piss running down the aisles, which I mean disgusting, but
Speaker 3: I swear that's what one of their roadies says, Neil Aspinall.
Speaker 3: He says that in the early days, the girls would
Speaker 3: get so excited they'd peede themselves and they would just
Speaker 3: run down the aisle. That seems unlikely to me, but uh,
Speaker 3: that's the claim anyway. Yeah, we won't dwell on it,
Speaker 3: but I.
Speaker 5: Think we did. Like minutes, I think we dwelled on it,
Speaker 5: did we really? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah that's so huh yeah I did. Don't let yourself
Speaker 3: be misled about this. If you're somebody who's open minded,
Speaker 3: go see it.
Speaker 5: Yeah it was good, dude, it was good.
Speaker 3: It's not like sometimes good entertainment you have to kind
Speaker 3: of swallow your principles to get in and then this
Speaker 3: is not one of those movies where you have to listen.
Speaker 2: If it was any other director, I'd be like, nope
Speaker 2: and listen, I'm not gone and seen Nolan movies like
Speaker 2: I didn't even go see I didn't go see Oppenheimer
Speaker 2: because nukes aren't real, So why would I go watch
Speaker 2: a stupid movie like that.
Speaker 3: I didn't love it. I didn't love it. I mean,
Speaker 3: it was a little slow, especially compared to this Oppenheimer.
Speaker 3: It was fine. You know, It's not my favorite of his.
Speaker 3: But it's funny say that. You saying that sounds just
Speaker 3: like the people who aren't seeing this because of the casting.
Speaker 3: By the way, I have to say.
Speaker 5: I'm fine with that. No, I'm fine with that.
Speaker 3: You sent me one of the funny Why.
Speaker 2: Is Tony got the face of a white CHICKU bangs
Speaker 2: black eye in his profile? Like I'm over the fake
Speaker 2: pictures as we use AI.
Speaker 3: You know, you sent me one of the funniest videos
Speaker 3: I've ever seen. It's this YouTube channel called uh Soft
Speaker 3: White Underbelly. Oh wait, interviewed this white guy who I
Speaker 3: guess was raised with black people. Yeah, because I've always
Speaker 3: said that I can tell a black or a white
Speaker 3: person by their voice. Well, I've always said that like
Speaker 3: ninety percent of the time, I could probably do that
Speaker 3: this guy would fool me one hundred percent of the time.
Speaker 3: Watch this, bro, let me mute myself.
Speaker 15: You'll never find a black boy in a basement, no
Speaker 15: way in America making a pipe.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna kill a bunch of white people.
Speaker 1: You'll never see it. You'll never see it, bro, but
Speaker 1: it stop.
Speaker 2: I love, I love I love that he is like
Speaker 2: black people never commit large scale violence.
Speaker 5: I'm like, no, they do it on an individual basis. Johnny,
Speaker 5: can you move to screen over a little bit because
Speaker 5: the reason I said to you, because look what his
Speaker 5: nickname is. Yeah, I mean, my work here is done.
Speaker 2: When will you guys understand I am a prophet, even
Speaker 2: at my advanced age, I am pushing culture. I push culture.
Speaker 3: You're not that old.
Speaker 5: Diad coming, I know, but I'm not twenty.
Speaker 3: No, you're not twenty That's right.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna go see this guy. He's in Saint Petersburg, Florida.
Speaker 3: Oh, we gotta get my bes, dude, we gotta get
Speaker 3: my broken sim No, I just see.
Speaker 5: It right around. Go what out, my boy?
Speaker 3: They're coming blackie, i'd be I does he talk about
Speaker 3: if he gets an nword pass? Because that's the number
Speaker 3: one question. I would ask him, like.
Speaker 5: Look what he calls himself?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I would, But we're live streaming. Let's let's
Speaker 3: listen on to a bit more of this fella.
Speaker 7: You never dog, you never see, you get high, bad
Speaker 7: by the god to the stalls with all the calls.
Speaker 1: Baby, black label is what we do.
Speaker 5: Get hot and.
Speaker 1: Heed it when you need it. How do you have
Speaker 1: the name of black label?
Speaker 7: So, oh, my name comes from the hood. I was
Speaker 7: the only white guy in the neighborhood. So have you
Speaker 7: ever seen a really fat person? They called him tiny,
Speaker 7: So I was only a white kid in the hood,
Speaker 7: so they called me black.
Speaker 3: Just stuck.
Speaker 1: It's stuck.
Speaker 7: Then I had to reinvent my name when I came
Speaker 7: home after fifteen years in the fast.
Speaker 1: But we'll get them all that.
Speaker 7: It's you know how, my name is a trusted brand
Speaker 7: name already from the underworld, So when I come out
Speaker 7: into society, I got to figure out how to rebrand
Speaker 7: and recaptivate my name to get paid off of because
Speaker 7: it's so synonymous.
Speaker 1: We're doing great business and being a good guy. You
Speaker 1: know so, and your your family growing up was tell
Speaker 1: me about that dude.
Speaker 5: He talks so black he looks like.
Speaker 7: An abusive woman. She was very, very verbally abusive. She
Speaker 7: had a couple of different boyfriends, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7: They were all drunks, alcoholics. She had a period of alcoholism,
Speaker 7: you know, so that didn't go too well at all.
Speaker 1: And your dad and your dad.
Speaker 7: No, never never met him, never seen him, none of that.
Speaker 7: It's black beyond beyond the hood of what s Peter's Yeah,
Speaker 7: Sat Pete south Side, Saint Peter in the south Side,
Speaker 7: the same pat Saint Peter segregated back when I was
Speaker 7: growing up.
Speaker 1: I grew up in the in the eighties and nineties.
Speaker 5: Back then, the.
Speaker 7: South Side was all black, poor desolate folks to folks
Speaker 7: to or you know, wet evercipns, crime, retalal abuse. And
Speaker 7: then I don't give a fun. I'm out here on
Speaker 7: eighth and Broadway. I'm out here in Santa Monica on
Speaker 7: two o three. No, Oh, I ain't going nowhere. This
Speaker 7: is this sky. That's what I do.
Speaker 5: Oh, my guardian Angel is a whigger.
Speaker 1: Realized that you were nominally so my mom she had
Speaker 1: a couple of black friends.
Speaker 7: One of my mom's favorite black friends, her name was
Speaker 7: Adrian hole Cut.
Speaker 1: Adrian crazed me, so to speak, tell.
Speaker 2: His mind by the way tune, he keeps doing sniffles,
Speaker 2: and at the beginning of the interview, he does like
Speaker 2: that cocaine gulp.
Speaker 3: Oh does I didn't even know I saw you say that.
Speaker 3: But I don't know the signs of the cochins.
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, Johnny, you're not gifted.
Speaker 3: He's uh, dude, how great. I bet his mom did
Speaker 3: have some black friends. By the way, yeah, I'm saying, yeah,
Speaker 3: he's talking about.
Speaker 5: Here, white you you have black friends.
Speaker 3: He's talking about why he identifies with black people. So
Speaker 3: I just wanted to hear what he's got to say here.
Speaker 3: Let's just love this guy.
Speaker 7: She she was the one who kind of like took
Speaker 7: me on the front yard.
Speaker 1: She was the one who put me up against them. Boy.
Speaker 1: She's the one who showed me how to you know,
Speaker 1: roll joint.
Speaker 7: She don't one who told like, this is our culture,
Speaker 7: this is all Asian, whole true story.
Speaker 5: So what time I was about, what do you think
Speaker 5: he's doing this? Something the camera?
Speaker 7: So I called and I'm telling my mom something happened,
Speaker 7: and I never forget. She looked at my mom. She said, listen,
Speaker 7: I don't know what you did with him. I'm three
Speaker 7: or four that that's a black man. He got a
Speaker 7: black soul in him. He never not what you think
Speaker 7: he finna be there, ain't finna be no brand or
Speaker 7: no chair.
Speaker 5: Ms.
Speaker 1: Patty, that's a whole nigga. You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I didn't let that channel me as today.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna be ah it just I remember my whole
Speaker 7: So when people be like, oh, it's a it's a
Speaker 7: I'd be like.
Speaker 1: This my whole life. My mama An had a friend
Speaker 1: named Camille.
Speaker 7: They used to work at bird King together back in
Speaker 7: Saint Peter on the south side of.
Speaker 1: Thirty fourth Street.
Speaker 5: What is he wearing?
Speaker 1: She dog skin and all great.
Speaker 7: Mom used to leave me in the house with her,
Speaker 7: like she'll go get the weed and come back, so
Speaker 7: she leave me in the house with her.
Speaker 1: Camille used to be all over me.
Speaker 7: I'm saying, when you get older, I'm telling you know,
Speaker 7: I'm gonna get that lick.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. This is what's going on.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, dude, what he's saying.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like she's like, when you get older, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna get that dick.
Speaker 6: That is crazy, bro, what some people just born into
Speaker 6: a world of chaos.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 3: We got our answer on his inward past. By the way,
Speaker 3: he congratulations to congratulations. Yes, yes, damn dude.
Speaker 2: Someone tried to recommend me for a solid white underbell
Speaker 2: he didn't want He never hit me up.
Speaker 3: What is Oh? Really? I'm sorry? So what is this
Speaker 3: guy's name? His name just black Label. That's his name?
Speaker 3: All right? Well, shout out black Label, my favorite black label.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to meet you in real life.
Speaker 3: You know what else I love In addition to Black Label.
Speaker 6: Black Label shot Hi hair ol hair ow. What what
Speaker 6: was that?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay? Gorgeous?
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I okay, buddy, uh I loved him dying
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Speaker 3: They released the trailer for Avengers Doomsday. Finally did you
Speaker 3: see it?
Speaker 5: Dude? Doom looks good? Why is this chick in every movie? Wait?
Speaker 3: Which one?
Speaker 2: The one who's in the Odyssey, Spider Man and Doom.
Speaker 2: Do we not have a lot of actresses out there?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 5: The black chick whose lights?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're thinking of Spider Man. She's not in Doom,
Speaker 3: is she? Yeah, she's in Doom. Zindaia is in Doom. Doom, Dune. Dude,
Speaker 3: I'm talking about Doomsday. I'm saying the Avengers trailer drop.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna show some scenes from Avengers Doomsday here. We
Speaker 3: can't play the trailer. We've learned that they won't let us,
Speaker 3: even though it's a preview for a movie they're trying
Speaker 3: to avert. But yeah, it's uh Thor is talking about
Speaker 3: how Doctor Doom scares him. He's the first guy that
Speaker 3: scares him. I just want to show you. I want
Speaker 3: to see what you think of how Doctor Doom looks. Here.
Speaker 3: Let's see if we can. What do you think of that?
Speaker 3: That's Robert Downey Junior under the mask.
Speaker 5: He looks Asian.
Speaker 3: Looks pretty cool.
Speaker 5: There, right, Yeah, but he looks Asian.
Speaker 3: They're bringing back the X Men, the old school x Men. Anyway,
Speaker 3: I'm kind of stoked about it, but I'm afraid it's
Speaker 3: gonna suck. I have a bad feeling about this.
Speaker 5: I don't know, man, Can Avengers get back to being
Speaker 5: kick ass?
Speaker 3: Well, that's what they're trying to do. They're trying to
Speaker 3: kind of unwind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't need ninety female freaking superheroes. Nobody cares.
Speaker 2: My favorite thing on Game of Thrones where they actually
Speaker 2: put in the plot the queen's on her period. Did
Speaker 2: you see that House of Dragon?
Speaker 3: She's like, oh, money, they got some shit for that
Speaker 3: because they were like, oh, this is just like everybody
Speaker 3: always says about Hillary Clinton, you know, like she can't
Speaker 3: be president because what if she's on her period?
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, dude, She's she's her flow so happy that
Speaker 2: she cuts the guy's head off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like it was she was like having a bad
Speaker 3: day on her period and it made her burst at
Speaker 3: her job. But like, that's literally what happened.
Speaker 5: We need less women in politics. I'm gonna be on
Speaker 5: the record saying that right now.
Speaker 3: You know what, uh right? Black label makes me think
Speaker 3: of this dude. By the way, have you seen this.
Speaker 3: There's this store in Myrtle Beach where you can get
Speaker 3: all your Confederate gear, I guess, your Confederate flag merch
Speaker 3: and this is their marketing that they do on social media.
Speaker 3: I want to know everything about this guy. I sent
Speaker 3: it to Jamie Deluxe, who lives down there, hoping he
Speaker 3: knows something. Have you ever seen this fella in your
Speaker 3: Facebook ads? Check this guy out.
Speaker 5: Yourself.
Speaker 16: I am get your merch man, get your stuff man,
Speaker 16: rub with everything. Yeah me, she's South Carolina with.
Speaker 5: It, Johnny.
Speaker 2: I would love a conversation between him and Black Label.
Speaker 2: That would be the greatest podcast. White white black guy,
Speaker 2: black white guy.
Speaker 3: I would Oh, you're right, bro, how cool would that be?
Speaker 5: That would be great?
Speaker 3: We got to make that.
Speaker 2: You have the black guy arguing against black people, you
Speaker 2: have the white guy arguing for black people.
Speaker 5: That'd be the most fire fucking dude.
Speaker 2: If I had a billion dollars, I'd be like, I'd
Speaker 2: like to pay you guys to do like ten episodes
Speaker 2: where you just talk about race.
Speaker 3: What would you name that show, like black and White
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 5: Like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I just called Gray Ebony and Ivory the.
Speaker 2: Gray Zone Ivory.
Speaker 3: That'd be the do that show?
Speaker 7: Dude.
Speaker 2: If I was Tom Sagora, I would just hire them
Speaker 2: for your mom's house network, be like, we'd like to
Speaker 2: pay you both to just sit down and talk culture.
Speaker 2: And then you listen at home, but you don't know
Speaker 2: who they are and you think they're just opposite the
Speaker 2: way everyone thinks you're black.
Speaker 5: It would be the greatest show ever.
Speaker 3: White chocolate and Oreo maybe something that.
Speaker 2: Chocolate there we Johnny, you named it. Hi, welcome to
Speaker 2: I'm Sam Tripley. I'm moderating white chocolate. We discussed today's
Speaker 2: cultural in choice. Today I have redneck black and hood
Speaker 2: white guys.
Speaker 5: Welcome.
Speaker 3: Do you see this person? This thing got arrested on
Speaker 3: the campus of some damn school and it is the
Speaker 3: funniest video. This is my god, dude, I don't know
Speaker 3: what this person is.
Speaker 2: What happened to you that you got into this? That
Speaker 2: you look like Grimace from McDonald's.
Speaker 3: That is, you're so right, That is I haven't thought
Speaker 3: about Grimace in a long time. So this is a
Speaker 3: call at some university that I haven't quite identified yet,
Speaker 3: and they they're greeted by this uh thing. Here one deal.
Speaker 5: With those kids. Get away with this. They're not supposed
Speaker 5: to be here.
Speaker 17: If you don't low your voice, I am going to
Speaker 17: put handcuffs on you and I'm going to take you
Speaker 17: to a baker at facility.
Speaker 1: Low your voice? Are you treading me?
Speaker 18: Are you treading me?
Speaker 5: I'm I'm here right now to deal with a stolen vehicle.
Speaker 3: I ain't got time.
Speaker 5: Don't you think this is like the entire Cure audience
Speaker 5: right here.
Speaker 2: Imagine doing security at a Cure concert and having to
Speaker 2: deal with that everyone's going into the woman's bathroom.
Speaker 3: I have to say, I think the Cure are fantastic,
Speaker 3: and I am.
Speaker 2: There's some Cure songs on my on my playlist for sure,
Speaker 2: But that's the audience right there.
Speaker 3: Shake Dog Shake is one of the great rock songs
Speaker 3: of all time. I will say I have been considering
Speaker 3: because I have enough miles I can fly somewhere, and
Speaker 3: I need to use them, flying to Estonia to see
Speaker 3: the Cure in a couple of weeks. That's how much
Speaker 3: I like the Cure. Uh, but you are one hundred
Speaker 3: percent right about the audience, Like, there are so many
Speaker 3: weirdos like this in the Cure audience. For sure, there
Speaker 3: are a lot of cool people, but uh yeah, a lot
Speaker 3: of weird I mean this looks like, yeah.
Speaker 5: I look like Grimace purple on.
Speaker 3: Oh well it's not really purple. It's a blue hat.
Speaker 3: Right here we go, Yeah, we'll pus.
Speaker 17: Can we get another unit to deal with jay Lee?
Speaker 3: Here?
Speaker 17: He is having a breakdown.
Speaker 5: Say the right road out.
Speaker 17: What do you say, get down on the ground right now? No,
Speaker 17: you're about to get sprayed down? Well right now? I
Speaker 17: can come in there. Okay, are you gonna calm down?
Speaker 2: I'm not getting my phone out.
Speaker 5: I have to tell you. Are you gonna have to film?
Speaker 3: I will calm down, I will come.
Speaker 5: What is this.
Speaker 3: Alone?
Speaker 5: I have Johnny?
Speaker 2: Johnny when the elites like ninety percent, you gotta go.
Speaker 2: This is the video they should show everybody. You're like,
Speaker 2: you think we're the bad guys? Do we need more
Speaker 2: of this? Do we need more of this?
Speaker 3: Real? Is this real?
Speaker 5: Yea?
Speaker 3: What crazy person? What a crazy person?
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, imagine just a word that could triggert
Speaker 2: this much.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what the call was about. There
Speaker 3: was the.
Speaker 2: Car SOE stole a car. Say that we're dealing with
Speaker 2: a car theft along those lines. So he shows up
Speaker 2: and then fucking wack a doodle over here. It just
Speaker 2: makes it all about them. They oh boy, Like dude,
Speaker 2: this is like, hey, dude, we're gonna send you to prison.
Speaker 5: All the you can gobble.
Speaker 3: It's not them, thee, it's she. It's all the dicks
Speaker 3: you can gobble.
Speaker 5: Monster? Hello, what made yo to lay if you come down,
Speaker 5: comes towards me.
Speaker 2: Hey, and of course cruise cruise. He has to step in. Listen,
Speaker 2: could you please leave the lady alone. She's going through
Speaker 2: some hey fat nipples. Guy, Okay, get out of here.
Speaker 2: Let us take care of this ship. Do you think
Speaker 2: I need to go to the library and hear mental
Speaker 2: illness screaming at people?
Speaker 5: Okay, get the funk out of the here.
Speaker 3: Jai like he focus on.
Speaker 5: The dude, listen.
Speaker 3: Oh, you don't tell me where to go, fucking fuck
Speaker 3: you cop.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, get on, that's what you walk away.
Speaker 5: Shut the fuck uf.
Speaker 3: It's taking I just.
Speaker 2: Wanted to get away from him and he he shi.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, just say say oh, they're gonna
Speaker 2: fuck it up.
Speaker 5: Please just tell you.
Speaker 3: This is crazy, bro, dude, this is insanity.
Speaker 2: Fifty one fifty for you, my friend, fifty one fifty
Speaker 2: for you. My friend said, put your ship down.
Speaker 5: Put down your Del Taco right now. You you know.
Speaker 2: You're fucked up when you're eating Del Taco. I think
Speaker 2: that's del Taco.
Speaker 3: Do you think that this is my opinion?
Speaker 2: Look at this white woman going, oh my god, you
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: Don't you think at this point this cop has had
Speaker 3: enough and wants to arrest this person, so that's why
Speaker 3: he keeps calling her or yeah, or it's like, obviously
Speaker 3: you look like.
Speaker 5: A Nebraska linebacker.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna She's like, you gotta get you, gotta
Speaker 3: be out of here. So I'm gonna keep calling you
Speaker 3: he until you do something arrestable.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, dude, this is when you're like, wrap.
Speaker 3: It up that Johnny talking about The Odyssey. That's so funny.
Speaker 3: It's not me, it's it's a lot of people. It's
Speaker 3: it's funny. The emotional reaction on the right to The
Speaker 3: Odyssey being actually a good movie.
Speaker 5: It's like the left, the far left, and the are
Speaker 5: right are basically this guy.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, just only difference would be like, if this
Speaker 2: is the people talking about their hair, would be red.
Speaker 3: The sucks, say the honestly sucks.
Speaker 5: Just say that sucks.
Speaker 13: Just sad.
Speaker 5: Turn around, Johnny, mute yourself there were not would be.
Speaker 19: Put your stuff now, put your hands behind your back.
Speaker 1: No, okay, so I'm not.
Speaker 2: Gonna just just just you want yeah, right beyond that point, were.
Speaker 3: We we we we we.
Speaker 20: Look, they're just waiting okay, then with hoss alid to
Speaker 20: put your hands.
Speaker 21: You won't.
Speaker 17: You are about now, don't get can right now, don't turn.
Speaker 5: The heels. What are they in?
Speaker 2: Look at the shoes, dude, like it's funny.
Speaker 5: Now you're man. They can't take you down. Look at her.
Speaker 2: She's got she's got Dorothy from Oz shoes on.
Speaker 20: Click your heels, she'll disappear. Oh my god, these.
Speaker 2: Tans have retard strength. The cops will look good right now.
Speaker 5: The Kenny help me. He's helping you. Crazy person.
Speaker 3: Like you.
Speaker 2: Come on stop, would quit, would quit my job right here,
Speaker 2: right now, because there's no way this can come me
Speaker 2: out and take everybody out after this.
Speaker 1: Almost praying no, please don't don't say hmmah.
Speaker 5: Almost her.
Speaker 2: On your back, okay her, I'm praying, no, Please, don't
Speaker 2: don't say himmah, okay.
Speaker 5: Her, Almost pray her.
Speaker 1: On your back?
Speaker 22: Yes, I don't want to spray anyway.
Speaker 5: No, get in your hand, in your hand, just put
Speaker 5: him in her naked show I can call this. Just
Speaker 5: see what's gonna happen. Yeah, just shoot him right to side.
Speaker 3: Bag bro with with a zapper after all this struggling,
Speaker 3: By the way, there's no chance that this person smells good.
Speaker 3: This is a stinky person right now after walking around
Speaker 3: that gross wig or whatever that is all day. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, yeah, very strong. I'm surprised. Low center of gravity.
Speaker 3: I guess huh, I'm.
Speaker 13: To put your hand behind your back.
Speaker 3: Put your hand behind your back, give me your hand.
Speaker 20: I just.
Speaker 2: Nobody gets this kind like if it was just a
Speaker 2: regular white guy, this would have been done a long
Speaker 2: time ago.
Speaker 5: He'd been slammed to the ground. It's like, you don't
Speaker 5: want equality, you want special treatment.
Speaker 3: I remember everybody does everything.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, Just get it over with, dude, Go deal
Speaker 5: with it.
Speaker 3: Everybody kisses your ass throughout life. You could tell that
Speaker 3: guy that was there before is used to dealing with
Speaker 3: this person's ship all the time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let me talk to her.
Speaker 2: Listen, Penelope, you just need to go with this, Okay,
Speaker 2: just have just go with it, get it done now.
Speaker 3: I gotta say. I have to say, Sam, this makes
Speaker 3: me convinced that maybe the greatest warrior in all of
Speaker 3: Greece could have been Oh my.
Speaker 5: God, Johnny, good point. Look, go had needs and take
Speaker 5: these trans down. Maybe an army trans will light everybody up.
Speaker 3: You know what you do? You just go over to
Speaker 3: sin On and you're like, hey, sin On, he called
Speaker 3: he called you a he bro. Well, I guess in
Speaker 3: Sinon's case, she called you a she bro. And then
Speaker 3: he just goes he did.
Speaker 5: Sound like the fucking cyclops bro.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's that could be what happened, and they
Speaker 3: should have added that in the story. Actually, I'm I'm
Speaker 3: so annoyed they didn't. All right, let's just rip through
Speaker 3: the end of this. I haven't seen the end. I'm
Speaker 3: did they get taste? You know, I can't wait to
Speaker 3: find it.
Speaker 5: I only saw the beginning of this. You don't cooperate,
Speaker 5: Thank you, dude. This is warning number one thousand. Jaylen's
Speaker 5: got hurt. Man, give your hand. He's not gonna take
Speaker 5: you to give me your hand.
Speaker 1: Your hand, yes, we need to hand.
Speaker 2: I don't arrest it.
Speaker 5: You get it again this time, give your hand in your.
Speaker 2: Hand alone, tasting Captain Rocket, the army of this.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be honest with you. I have way more
Speaker 5: respectful person than I did at the beginning.
Speaker 3: I mean just their past physical yeah, their physical prowess.
Speaker 3: Really you have to be I mean just think of.
Speaker 2: Like, what a great UFC five this person running back. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it could have been everything. Instead you want to dress
Speaker 2: like it's Cure three sixty five.
Speaker 3: Anyway, all right, that's about the end of that. God
Speaker 3: God bust that cop and his patience.
Speaker 2: So that was because you don't because you know you
Speaker 2: wanted to do that real early.
Speaker 3: You want to do your dates. Brother, why I have
Speaker 3: to go out and then I'm gonna get the blue
Speaker 3: shoe ad from Dana.
Speaker 2: Okay, if you go to sam Tripley dot com, go
Speaker 2: to events, dude, go to events and get rock hard.
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Speaker 5: Bang. And then if you're.
Speaker 2: Feeling nasty, I'm really excited about the word war debate
Speaker 2: coming up.
Speaker 5: I'm very excited about it. Word war debate. Here we go.
Speaker 2: We're War Debate's coming too. We have big show coming up.
Speaker 2: We're very excited. Hot chicks everywhere. It's gonna be nothing
Speaker 2: but bangers.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, can you say anything about who's gonna
Speaker 3: be on it yet because yeah, we have some people booked.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna get into it yet. I'm not gonna
Speaker 5: get into it yet.
Speaker 3: Okay, because I really want to know who you're talking about. Bro,
Speaker 3: I'm excited to find out who you're talking about.
Speaker 5: I'm excited to know who you're talking about.
Speaker 3: Do you know where it's gonna be Nashville, Nashville. Oh,
Speaker 3: that's cool, Nashville's great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're very excited. We're very horny about it.
Speaker 3: Okay. Don Lemon is an idiot, as we know, and
Speaker 3: he's uh, he was saying some more dumb stuff. We'll
Speaker 3: just watch that really quickly, uh, to remind people of
Speaker 3: who Don Lemon is. He's a guy who used to
Speaker 3: be on CNN Super Game.
Speaker 23: You think that, I don't know if it's the end
Speaker 23: of that sort of attitude. I mean, the MAGA is
Speaker 23: the closest thing to the modern version of the Nazi Party.
Speaker 23: This is America's version. It's closest thing without the Holocaust
Speaker 23: and all that stuff.
Speaker 24: That's what magie is because most intelligent people are logical people.
Speaker 24: When they get new information, and if that information is
Speaker 24: negative or not factual, then they change their minds with
Speaker 24: Oh well, I wish I had known better, and now
Speaker 24: that I have this information that I who.
Speaker 2: Is talking about their unicorns as we watch the trans
Speaker 2: just not follow the rules that everyone else has to.
Speaker 3: The modern version of the Nazis, like, I mean.
Speaker 5: They're just like slow stroke in it.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, this is a guy who hates white people,
Speaker 2: but he can't stop getting f in his b by
Speaker 2: white people.
Speaker 3: Do you think they what do you do you think
Speaker 3: they ever talked about it? Or that guys just a
Speaker 3: rate to bring anything up like that around old Donnie.
Speaker 2: Donnie, why do you hate white people so much yet
Speaker 2: you bang them? Do you hate hump them? You hate humping?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's doing it like revenge. You think, oh, there's
Speaker 3: no way he's the top, right, He's not doing the humping.
Speaker 2: No way, dude, there's no way. That guy is a
Speaker 2: power bottom if you've ever seen one. And they're just
Speaker 2: role playing slavery and shit. Okay, so I have he's
Speaker 2: talking like black label in the bed bed. Oh mess up,
Speaker 2: I'll tist.
Speaker 3: So I'm classifying this under too good to check. That's
Speaker 3: what we used to say in journalism. Uh, when a
Speaker 3: story is just too good to confirm. So this guy
Speaker 3: is a one of these improvisational rappers that's on the
Speaker 3: street in Las Vegas, and it's not in this video,
Speaker 3: but a guy tried to attack him because of just
Speaker 3: because he was a drunk and annoyed by the guy's rapping.
Speaker 3: And the guy blew out his a c L while
Speaker 3: he was trying to get this street rapper guy. And
Speaker 3: so the guy starts rapping on his blown out a
Speaker 3: c L. It's so funny, dude. Watch that.
Speaker 15: He ain't going to an ambulance tonight and the ambulating
Speaker 15: night homi about to hit the hospitals. He just tours me.
Speaker 15: I'm the brother on the microphone killing out the beach.
Speaker 15: Help me trying to punch me and fail.
Speaker 5: Of course, damn, that's fired.
Speaker 15: Did That's a true story, Homie was tripping. I'm the
Speaker 15: brother on the Michael phone. Make him listen.
Speaker 5: Pet it tours me.
Speaker 15: It's me trying to mess with me.
Speaker 5: It's trying to.
Speaker 1: Mess with me.
Speaker 5: It's urns me to me tonight.
Speaker 15: Shout out to the paramedic. So they about to help
Speaker 15: you out. Give me some more thing you know he
Speaker 15: needed with I could never feel trying to run across
Speaker 15: the street, challenge me, head me.
Speaker 3: That's so good, bro, that's so funny.
Speaker 5: King Trot. Good for King Trot.
Speaker 3: I agree, good for King Trot.
Speaker 5: I love that.
Speaker 3: Okay, So World Cup coverage, uh, I think for the
Speaker 3: BBC Robbie Williams goes on there and has what appears
Speaker 3: to be a rock fall out of his face while
Speaker 3: he's uh, while he's talking on the microphone.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody said that guy should wrap at every crime scene.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be so here it is.
Speaker 5: Move Okay.
Speaker 2: So now that I see this a little more, I
Speaker 2: do think it's He says it's a mint.
Speaker 3: Substance, probably not crushed, probably, And then bro, you put
Speaker 3: it up on your fucking forehead? Mate, you you keep.
Speaker 5: And nobody told them podcast?
Speaker 2: Why did anyone go, hey, dude, you got a mint
Speaker 2: on your forehead?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wouldn't you rather somebody do that than let you do
Speaker 2: an entire thing as you're passionately talking about World Cup
Speaker 2: football with a mint on your head?
Speaker 5: But it looked like a crack rock fell out of
Speaker 5: his nose.
Speaker 3: No, here's his response. No, I don't know if it's
Speaker 3: a mint or maybe like some kind of nicotine thing,
Speaker 3: possibly but can I respect.
Speaker 8: That decided to apologize for the object that foul onto
Speaker 8: the microphone yesterday?
Speaker 3: It was deeply unprofessional and.
Speaker 5: He's got what is mob now?
Speaker 3: But it's okay because I had several more.
Speaker 5: Respect.
Speaker 2: By the way, that clip got four point five million
Speaker 2: views on Twitter for me, Johnny, you're muted four point
Speaker 2: five Johnny, you really got alert how to use this.
Speaker 3: So now it's it's streaming our dude. Sometimes it does
Speaker 3: the feedback thing, sometimes it doesn't. I don't change the
Speaker 3: settings this. Sometimes it happens, sometimes it doesn't. Now this
Speaker 3: is another example of how the news just lies you brought.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, dude, I think I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: This is this NBC thing. So NBC, Uh, here's the headline.
Speaker 3: Fireworks set off outside twenty six Federal Plaza.
Speaker 5: Or yeah, look at that, dude.
Speaker 3: Now these are the fireworks. These are your fireworks from
Speaker 3: NBC right here. Fireworks.
Speaker 25: Check this out, fireworks, NBC fireworks, the fireworks, guys, fireworks
Speaker 25: pouring out.
Speaker 5: Look at the fireworks.
Speaker 3: Liquid fireworks being poured onto the fireworks. Those were the
Speaker 3: fireworks that somebody poured outside of the office building there.
Speaker 3: What is that nice?
Speaker 5: Yale for how long fifty years?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's terrorism. Yeah, I look, there's cops right there.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 2: Okay, dude, this is the This is gonna be another
Speaker 2: clip in the elites going we're not dumb.
Speaker 3: But he stayed right there to this idiot. Look they
Speaker 3: oh they got him in a pincer movement. Here, look
Speaker 3: at that both sides.
Speaker 2: She she she just say she they got some dogs out.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 3: Obviously not trans because he went, you know.
Speaker 5: People are gonna be like, you guys are boot liquors.
Speaker 5: We're not boot liquors.
Speaker 3: Dude, No, no, no, no.
Speaker 5: He had like an Ewok, dude, his pants.
Speaker 3: Look how big his pants are. Look at this guy's pants.
Speaker 3: I hate this style of pants. Look at the pants.
Speaker 3: Look at that. What is it that?
Speaker 5: Dude?
Speaker 3: What kind of pants are that? That guy is going
Speaker 3: to jail for a long time, A long time, dude, A.
Speaker 5: Long time dude.
Speaker 3: Damn, bro, you are an idiot.
Speaker 5: See this whole thing, Johnny, Do we need a revolution? Probably?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'll show up when I know you're all serious. Okay,
Speaker 2: till I'm chilling at home. I'm not gonna be retard
Speaker 2: into like stupid.
Speaker 3: Now, our long national nightmare. I thought was over. Sam.
Speaker 3: I thought they had figured out the source of the
Speaker 3: diarrhea parasite.
Speaker 5: A big Someone called him a blidget, a black midget.
Speaker 3: Oh nice, Okay. I thought they had figured out the
Speaker 3: source of the diarrhea parasite, and I thought it was
Speaker 3: Taco Bell Lettuce. Turns out not the case. FDA, according
Speaker 3: to The New York Post, walks back the claim that
Speaker 3: Taco Bell Lettuce supplier.
Speaker 5: Taylor bell I sue for every dollar, was.
Speaker 3: The source of the explosive diarrhea parasite. They are claiming
Speaker 3: that it was the result of a false positive.
Speaker 8: That uh.
Speaker 3: The FDA is walking back its initial claims that a
Speaker 3: Taco Bell Lettus supplier is responsible for sickening hundreds of
Speaker 3: Americans with explosive diarrhea, saying the original test results were
Speaker 3: quote a false positive.
Speaker 2: By the way, Like, isn't all diarrhea explosive? Like how explosive?
Speaker 5: Is it? That it that you go that's explosive?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't. There's not like a dribbler diarrhea really yeah,
Speaker 3: there's not like like a trickle. Yeah, there's no trickle
Speaker 3: of diarrhea.
Speaker 2: It's a it's like just bang dude, that's why it's diarrhea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's funny. You never say like an a parasite
Speaker 3: calls just kind of mid diarrhea. It's a little trickle, yeah,
Speaker 3: just a little drip dravel of diarrhea. No, that reversal.
Speaker 5: Butthole, that's the worst. When you pee out your butthole healthy.
Speaker 3: That doesn't happen very often to me, I have to say.
Speaker 3: But like it's been decades probably for since that's happened.
Speaker 3: Everybody's done it. It's not pete o butthole. The stunning
Speaker 3: reversal comes after the agency says it double checked a
Speaker 3: lettuce sample which and found that the leafy green supplied
Speaker 3: by Taylor Farms, Day, Mexico, boy, uh, did not have
Speaker 3: traces of cyclospora, the parasite that causes the crappy condition.
Speaker 3: So we're still we're still in living in the mystery. Uh, Sam,
Speaker 3: we don't know what's causing the uh, the the butt
Speaker 3: cheese to come out?
Speaker 5: Johnny, Why you got called but cheese, dude? That's so gross.
Speaker 3: Another thing to piss everybody off. This is did you
Speaker 3: see this guy is at a concert of Morgan wal.
Speaker 2: Hold on real quick, will you put this up real quick?
Speaker 2: Can we put this on the screen?
Speaker 3: I got I got.
Speaker 2: Real fucking questions for you right now. Why do I
Speaker 2: have a child's hat on in this picture?
Speaker 5: It's too big? Why is that so big? My hat
Speaker 5: so big on my head?
Speaker 3: Why do you wear such big hats all the time?
Speaker 3: It's not that big, Johnny gave me like.
Speaker 5: I look like I'm a big helmet from Spaceball?
Speaker 3: That like that doesn't it? Wow, that's funny. I don't know.
Speaker 3: That's a real picture of you. So I don't know
Speaker 3: how it could be, Like that's just your hat, bro,
Speaker 3: your hat's too big.
Speaker 5: No, it's not too big, Johnny. I look like I'm
Speaker 5: wearing my dad's hat to school.
Speaker 3: Maybe you're like leaning forward or something, and I don't know, dude.
Speaker 2: It's like ridiculous Spaceball Sam, that's what they're calling me now, Johnny,
Speaker 2: thank you. I feel like Taco bell. I feel like
Speaker 2: I've been I've been slandered.
Speaker 3: Zoom and that people can take screenshots.
Speaker 5: Oh how big my head is?
Speaker 3: Yeah on the left, look at that.
Speaker 5: Look at that, Johnny, Look at this one. Look at
Speaker 5: that one. It's so ridiculous.
Speaker 3: I mean, there's screenshots from the same episode obviously, so
Speaker 3: it must have been Really you just have a giant head. Bro.
Speaker 5: I'm so pissed right now. Bro, I'm so pissed.
Speaker 3: I gotta be honest with you. I'll come clean on that.
Speaker 3: I didn't notice it until after I put it up
Speaker 3: and I laughed. Then I didn't take it down. That's true,
Speaker 3: But I didn't do it on purpose.
Speaker 5: That's what I'm dealing with, Guys.
Speaker 3: I was in a hurry.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: So this guy goes to a Morgan walland concert some
Speaker 3: kind of country music I don't know, and check this out.
Speaker 3: Check this out. This is kind of unbelievable, honestly, that
Speaker 3: that the police can't do anything when this happens to you.
Speaker 2: There's nothing we can do about a guy ically pulling
Speaker 2: out his thick and pissing on me right now.
Speaker 5: Nothing we can do in front of an eight.
Speaker 2: Year old girl.
Speaker 5: I'm all over. And it's not the best guy. This
Speaker 5: is the best Maryland's Wall.
Speaker 21: He doesn't.
Speaker 15: Explain, you're not we cannot take him into and I'm
Speaker 15: not blaming You're gonna give you.
Speaker 5: I'm not playing you gotta do that with the cops again.
Speaker 5: I'm not blaming you because why aren't you blaming them?
Speaker 2: But I'm going to make it known that I had
Speaker 2: an gentleman with his dick out Adam Morgan Wallen concert
Speaker 2: kiss on me, my brother and my niece.
Speaker 1: I would lose it.
Speaker 5: Can do nothing about it. I would lose it. And
Speaker 5: it's absolutely okay. And they're gonna say, do what you
Speaker 5: want to do if you want to brush targets information, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I got his information. Who gives their information to they
Speaker 5: picks on somebody? Dude? You just me, h, can I
Speaker 5: have your information?
Speaker 2: Sam Tripley four four five oak Wood Street.
Speaker 5: Jacksonville, Florida, here's my number?
Speaker 26: Absolutely accepted.
Speaker 4: I don't know what else you're making a scene?
Speaker 5: See you try to be nice.
Speaker 6: Unbelievable, dude, unbelievable dude, Like what what on earth?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 3: What if that's not like an arrestable? Is it because
Speaker 3: they didn't see it?
Speaker 14: Is that?
Speaker 5: What it is?
Speaker 11: Like?
Speaker 3: What happens? Because he goes like later in the video,
Speaker 3: he's like, what if I go and piss on somebody
Speaker 3: right now? And they're like, well, well we would see
Speaker 3: you do it, so we would arrest you, and I
Speaker 3: might well maybe go look up a video like a
Speaker 3: security camera or something. Yeah, yeah, I guess, I mean, hoddy.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, she's peeing on you. Just hold on, I
Speaker 5: get this shot.
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. Yeah, that's what it becomes at that point.
Speaker 3: But somebody in the comments brought out or made a
Speaker 3: good point like, now, what if he goes and beats
Speaker 3: that guy's ass. They'll arrest his ass obviously for that,
Speaker 3: but they want arrest somebody for pissing on him. Are
Speaker 3: you kidding crazy? Yeah, that's just infuriating, dude. Oh there
Speaker 3: was We had a nice, good guy with a gun story,
Speaker 3: Sam and and I think this is in La maybe homicid.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, Lucille's Barbecue us as the l A P
Speaker 3: d Uh. You know they say we don't have any
Speaker 3: of these good guy with the gun stories because they're missing.
Speaker 5: Category gun story.
Speaker 3: Dude, Well here's one right here, a good guy with
Speaker 3: a gun.
Speaker 27: Instigators at La County Sheriff's Deputies have Lucille's blocked off tonight.
Speaker 27: We're told that eyewitnesses, including the employees who saw this
Speaker 27: deadly shooting, are still stuck inside being questioned by investigators.
Speaker 27: We spoke to one of those employees who described the
Speaker 27: plot twist straight out of a horror film and this
Speaker 27: afternoon he's still shaking.
Speaker 28: I saw a guy ring in the restaurant with his
Speaker 28: throat slit and he had a knife. Once he went
Speaker 28: to the main dining area with all the guests, I
Speaker 28: guess there was another customer or another guest that was
Speaker 28: sitting down, he pointed the gun in.
Speaker 2: Someone put the knife down.
Speaker 29: The guy kept walking towards him, like like, Michael Myers,
Speaker 29: you shot him.
Speaker 27: The La County Sheriff's Department says, deputies came out here
Speaker 27: to loose seals at length.
Speaker 5: Damn, dude, what if you're looking for help, You're.
Speaker 3: Like boom oh he wasn't though he was trying to
Speaker 3: knife people. Dude. He said that the guy had his
Speaker 3: neck cut I'll say for YouTube, and just the guy
Speaker 3: with the gun is like, put down the knife, bro,
Speaker 3: and he just keeps coming at him like Michael Myers, Man,
Speaker 3: is that crazy?
Speaker 5: Dude? Yeah? That that reminds me of the guy. Ah.
Speaker 2: That reminds me the guy that cut his own dog
Speaker 2: off and set it on fire to burner place.
Speaker 5: I mean, the next day you got to be like,
Speaker 5: what did I do?
Speaker 3: What did I Why did he do that?
Speaker 2: I don't know, dude, he cut his dog off and
Speaker 2: set it on fire and threw it in the house.
Speaker 5: That started another fire. Really yeah, look it off. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Okay, hold on, fire starts man, all right, let me see.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, here it is Okay, this is from July
Speaker 3: ninth of this year. Wow, this is not that long ago?
Speaker 3: Holy shit? How have I missed this?
Speaker 2: Can we change this show to your fifty one fifty?
Speaker 3: That's what we should call the conspiracy hotties? Shaw? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: this is from USA today. A man from Indiana we
Speaker 3: got to check on Jason here, was charged with a
Speaker 3: felony after he was accused of cutting off his genitals
Speaker 3: and using them to start a fire. According to court documents.
Speaker 3: What on May sixth, this man was charged with arson
Speaker 3: after police say he cut off his penis, doused it
Speaker 3: with gasoline, lit it on fire in the garage of
Speaker 3: his mother's house in Fort Wayne. According to documents, while
Speaker 3: attending to the fire, the suspect's family told first responders
Speaker 3: he was missing. Meanwhile, officers were attending to the suspect,
Speaker 3: who said he had been stabbed in downtown Fort Wayne.
Speaker 3: According to the affidavit, what what a what a dumb lie.
Speaker 3: It wasn't until later, after the suspect was taking the
Speaker 3: hospital that he admitted to police it was a self
Speaker 3: inflicted wound and he started the fire in the garage. Boy,
Speaker 3: your dick's got to cause you a lot of problems
Speaker 3: for you to do that. Man, you really gotta hate
Speaker 3: your dick.
Speaker 2: I mean magic cutting off your dick to make a
Speaker 2: political point was just for any other any reason.
Speaker 3: Now you're this guy's name is You're not gonna His
Speaker 3: name is Christopher Peden. Peden Peden. Isn't that weird? Cut
Speaker 3: his pede enough told police he used the kitchen knife a.
Speaker 5: Kitchen How high were you, dude?
Speaker 3: He set it on fire and then left the scene. Oh,
Speaker 3: it's being held on a ten thousand dollars bond. There
Speaker 3: he was at the time. That is the craziest thing
Speaker 3: I've ever seen. What do you I'm curious what you
Speaker 3: think of this? Sam ed Norton, who is in this
Speaker 3: film that's kind of funny but also really terrible for society.
Speaker 3: Not the Odyssey. It's called The Invite, and it's good cinema,
Speaker 3: but I wouldn't recommend it. So here's Ed Norton being
Speaker 3: interviewed by Dak Shephard, and he has a take on
Speaker 3: everybody being on the spectrum now and I'm curious what
Speaker 3: you think about this? To me, do you think you're
Speaker 3: neurodiversion at all?
Speaker 30: Not in a claimable, you know, nameable way. This is
Speaker 30: a pet peeve. I may not be right about this,
Speaker 30: but I feel like Silicon Valley has done a lot
Speaker 30: of cool things and a lot of really negative things
Speaker 30: to our society.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 30: One of the ones that I find kind of aggravating
Speaker 30: is what I would call the room romanticization of like
Speaker 30: the idea of being on the spectrum. You get all
Speaker 30: these people who are just basically assholes wanting to credit
Speaker 30: that to them being on the spectrum. It's like, you're
Speaker 30: not on the spectrum. Shut shut up, like you know,
Speaker 30: stop it. And it's like, don't do that. Don't casually
Speaker 30: don't and also don't casually try to claim as a
Speaker 30: superpower a thing that for a lot of people is
Speaker 30: a real thing.
Speaker 5: I agree, you.
Speaker 3: Do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm on the spectrum.
Speaker 5: I phoned out, I'm on the spectrum. Get the fuck
Speaker 5: out of here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree. I think it's just yeah, it's a
Speaker 3: it's a convenient excuse for excuse for your bad behavior. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I totally agree.
Speaker 2: And I have a daughter on the spectrum, so I
Speaker 2: get really pissed off about it.
Speaker 3: All right. So we are friends with Bledsoe's Ryan Bledsoe especially,
Speaker 3: and they have started to post videos that remind me
Speaker 3: a little of Uri Geller. I find them concerning. I'm curious.
Speaker 3: Have you seen these videos?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 3: This is Chris Bledsoe showing that he has this ability
Speaker 3: to make things stick to walls by praying for it
Speaker 3: to happen. Uh have you seen this?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Okay, what check it out here?
Speaker 5: Meet yourself.
Speaker 21: Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 3: It's just a fork pressed against the door, sticking to
Speaker 3: the door. I'll play it again here for you. What
Speaker 3: is this superpower that he can make? Again, it's the
Speaker 3: most money Dane superpower, but that you can make random
Speaker 3: objects stick to the wall. I guess is the power?
Speaker 2: Did they randomly just grab a fork?
Speaker 3: Ye?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Then apparently they also share. This is Chris Bledsoe saying,
Speaker 3: chew on this one. Doesn't matter if it's metal, wood,
Speaker 3: or cement. We are much more than we think we are.
Speaker 3: Time to wake up and explore your power now. He's
Speaker 3: got a a fucking apple charger just sticking on the wall.
Speaker 3: I guess, although it could be the full.
Speaker 2: Can you just grab an object somewhere and hand it
Speaker 2: to him?
Speaker 3: That's that's hold on, Sorry, that's what I would like
Speaker 3: to know. Yeah, can you? Because Uri Geller, you know,
Speaker 3: claim to have this power to ben spoons and he
Speaker 3: went famously on Johnny Carson and expected to use his
Speaker 3: own spoons, which were prepared for this particular trick. And
Speaker 3: Johnny Carson, under the advice of James Randy, the Amazing Randy,
Speaker 3: brought in their own spoons, like their own supply of spoons,
Speaker 3: and then Eric Geller was like, I can't do it, uh,
Speaker 3: And it kind of broke the mystique of yeah, of.
Speaker 5: Course, I don't even know what this means.
Speaker 3: I find it odd, I will say, and I would
Speaker 3: love to talk to them about it if they care
Speaker 3: to kind of break down how it happens. Here is
Speaker 3: Arii Geller on on Carson. By the way, check this out.
Speaker 3: This is the Rigella was huge in the eighties. People
Speaker 3: thought he was and he.
Speaker 5: Know, this reminds me of this mentalist that's going around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's oh yeah, yeah, I talked about him actually
Speaker 3: in the outro of one of the episodes. Uh at length,
Speaker 3: I played this video of him and kind of deconstructed
Speaker 3: on Pablo Torre and it's all just, dude, it's all him.
Speaker 5: He still loves a ship in everybody's birthday cake. Huh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's right about this guy though, because this guy's
Speaker 3: pretending he's selling a book saying he can teach you
Speaker 3: to do these things with your mind that are all
Speaker 3: magic tricks. It's all everyone.
Speaker 5: Says, Masade. That's how he knows all this ship.
Speaker 3: No, dude, he the guy explains how he does it.
Speaker 3: It's not even that. I mean, maybe he was massage, certainly,
Speaker 3: I'm open to that. But what he does is he
Speaker 3: always before gets your phone and putsh it on it,
Speaker 3: or he has a thing that can bring up the
Speaker 3: history of the calculator on your phone, and he has
Speaker 3: you put numbers in like your zip code and your
Speaker 3: house and stuff like it's all it's a scam. Well
Speaker 3: it's back a couple of episodes if somebody wants to
Speaker 3: look it up. But okay, so here is urriiy Geller
Speaker 3: getting his bubble burst on Carson.
Speaker 26: The subject was a young Israeli, who claimed to.
Speaker 18: His remarkable affinity for mental and his psychic abilities are
Speaker 18: well documented all over the world.
Speaker 26: In the early nineteen seventies, Geller became a superstar, the
Speaker 26: most famous psychic in the world. And then, of course
Speaker 26: there was mister Geller's appearance on the Tonight Show. I
Speaker 26: got a call after they booked him to appear. Will
Speaker 26: you welcome please, Burie Geller. Johnny had been a magician
Speaker 26: himself and was skeptical. I was asked to help prevent
Speaker 26: any trickery.
Speaker 4: Nice to see you. Thanks, we have only met scares me.
Speaker 4: This is scares you, well, this is yet. We just
Speaker 4: got some things together here and I told them to
Speaker 4: provide their own props and not to let Geller or
Speaker 4: his people anywhere near the Also, one of our staff
Speaker 4: members and did some drawings which have been sealed in
Speaker 4: an envelope.
Speaker 1: And I'd like you to take your own pace.
Speaker 4: When you feel like you want to try anything, you
Speaker 4: want to try that.
Speaker 14: Particular the experiment.
Speaker 9: First, I feel for it.
Speaker 18: Sure, we'll start eliminating the ones that do not have
Speaker 18: the water without touching it.
Speaker 3: He is really suspicious.
Speaker 5: I'm having a hard time with you.
Speaker 14: I don't mean to be right.
Speaker 3: I really just just keep looking.
Speaker 5: Was he supposed to be doing? Okay, let right, was
Speaker 5: he supposed to looking?
Speaker 3: He's looking for the vessel with water in it. He's
Speaker 3: supposed to be divining which which vessel has water in it?
Speaker 3: And this just something he does all the time without
Speaker 3: issue until you bring your own stuff, and then uh,
Speaker 3: and then he can't do it magically.
Speaker 5: It's boomer magic.
Speaker 18: I mean, you know, I'm surprised because before this program,
Speaker 18: your producer came and he read me at least forty
Speaker 18: questions you're going to ask, Well.
Speaker 4: I can ask you all kinds of questions would be
Speaker 4: if you.
Speaker 5: Like as your questions. I have to have time.
Speaker 3: We're back.
Speaker 4: Your breery was telling me, you don't feel what strong tonight?
Speaker 5: Is that strong?
Speaker 2: It's not all tonight right now, I'm feeling.
Speaker 5: I'm feeling being pressed, and then I can.
Speaker 14: I'm not trying to fresh you, I really not.
Speaker 18: But you're telling me, well when you try that.
Speaker 4: But I thought that was the idea of h.
Speaker 14: No, I'm not.
Speaker 15: I'm not trying to put it down.
Speaker 2: Well, I find hilarious. Is he stayed there? I would
Speaker 2: have gotten left.
Speaker 3: I think you know, I think I think it's because
Speaker 3: he has to say face somehow, right, otherwise it's just
Speaker 3: completely distrusted.
Speaker 5: And then he didn't say face. You want, his career
Speaker 5: went to ship.
Speaker 3: Uh well, yeah, to some of the I mean he's
Speaker 3: had a comeback now. People will still go believe that
Speaker 3: guy man.
Speaker 5: Guy hidden hand behind you. You always got shot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: People will still go to him to learn to bend
Speaker 3: spoons and stuff, and what they found that he does.
Speaker 3: One of the techniques he would do, which is brilliant
Speaker 3: and mentally, he would take the spoon right and then
Speaker 3: as he was going to stand up or something, he
Speaker 3: would press it down into the table so that it
Speaker 3: was broken, and he would hold it between his fingers
Speaker 3: like this at the break and then act like he
Speaker 3: was dissolving it with his mind, and then the spoon
Speaker 3: would fall apart. Just a brilliant sleight of hand. You know,
Speaker 3: he's just pressing it into the table really quickly, you
Speaker 3: never notice it. And then he holds it up at
Speaker 3: the point where it's broken. You know, imagine this pencil
Speaker 3: was broken in half at the point where my fingers
Speaker 3: are touching it there, and.
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Speaker 3: Did you see this black funeral where this woman is
Speaker 3: singing and I mean know again not something you would
Speaker 3: see at a white funeral. This is so funny, bro.
Speaker 2: Yes dude, yes, yes, that's the song I would sing too,
Speaker 2: and why pull my skirt up? Show everybody my snatch, Johnny.
Speaker 2: If you don't sing this at my funeral, I will
Speaker 2: be I want people to hear it right now. By
Speaker 2: the way, look at the guy who died. Look at
Speaker 2: his picture.
Speaker 5: He's got a head on it. Yeah, show everybody your monkey.
Speaker 5: Let's go see that snatch.
Speaker 3: Did that guy say bacon?
Speaker 31: Yeah, that guy said bacon for sure?
Speaker 5: Right bacon? What does it mean means it's sizzling, dude.
Speaker 3: I guess that's that's Uh, that's it's just a different.
Speaker 2: John You don't sing that during my my funeral, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna tell you I will never I'll be in heaven
Speaker 2: and I won't. I'll give you nothing but nasty yelp reviews,
Speaker 2: and of all.
Speaker 3: The songs to sing at your funeral, back.
Speaker 5: Back that ass up, Johnny.
Speaker 3: If you don't, how about how about like, uh, how
Speaker 3: about like many rivers to cross by Aretha Franklin. How
Speaker 3: about something like that?
Speaker 5: No, I want back that ass up, Johnny. You're a
Speaker 5: fine young woman. Won't you back that ass?
Speaker 3: Jimmy? Sorry, Jimmy Cliff, that's what you want. Jimmy Cliffs
Speaker 3: version of many rivers across.
Speaker 2: Forgive me, Johnny waiting for my children. I want you
Speaker 2: to sing back that ass up at my future.
Speaker 5: Yeah, think about that, dude.
Speaker 3: That guy's kids are probably out there, his little cousins
Speaker 3: and stuff, his nieces and nephews.
Speaker 2: Johnny, will you play hot gay sex? We're talking hot people.
Speaker 6: I want you to play that after you say I
Speaker 6: don't have it, Really, Johnny.
Speaker 5: You are the worst producer. Honestly, I know I'm not.
Speaker 3: I don't have hot gay sex on the queue. Dude,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry you should.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know why you wouldn't. It's a big
Speaker 5: part of this fucking saw this show.
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, hot gay sex.
Speaker 2: We're talking hot gay sex, hot gay sex. We're talking
Speaker 2: hot gay sex, hot gay sex.
Speaker 5: Come on, dude, everyone, I can't.
Speaker 3: It's impossible. I searched for it again on I'm so stupid.
Speaker 3: I literally just typed in my name and hot gay
Speaker 3: sex and it's not good. Uh. In the.
Speaker 5: No, we can't because we're live.
Speaker 3: Came up to.
Speaker 5: Johnny's lying. Everyone thinks you're lying, Johnny.
Speaker 2: Lying about what but that you don't have the number
Speaker 2: one podcast song.
Speaker 3: Ever, No, I don't. I don't have it on this
Speaker 3: board when we did it, I wasn't on this board.
Speaker 3: Did you see Chuck Schumer fart on the floor of
Speaker 3: the Senate? No, dude, really? Oh ya, oh you'll love this, dude.
Speaker 3: He obviously and clearly farts like a distinct fart on
Speaker 3: the floor of the Center.
Speaker 5: And you know it depends and he sh his pants.
Speaker 5: I think this is him shitting his pants.
Speaker 12: Now on Iran and the nda A, people need to know,
Speaker 12: of course, how and why this chaos is spreading through
Speaker 12: their streets. And we need a complete investigation that's independent.
Speaker 12: Now on Iran and the NDAA.
Speaker 1: When all.
Speaker 12: To say about his disastrous war with Iran is that
Speaker 12: when all the Trump Iran and the n d a A.
Speaker 12: When all the Trump administration can say about his disastrous
Speaker 12: war with Iran is that Vietnam was working. Now on
Speaker 12: Iran and the n d a A, when all the
Speaker 12: Trump as he laughed too, dude.
Speaker 3: He laughs, laughs, Yeah, I'll run it back here.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh I thought that it's the flag.
Speaker 2: I thought for a minute, there was the Freemasons.
Speaker 12: When all the Trump administration can say disastrous war with
Speaker 12: Iran is that on in the n d a A
Speaker 12: when all the Trump administration say about.
Speaker 3: Got you, bro, he was somebody asked him about it.
Speaker 3: TMZ actually asked him about it, and he uh, yeah,
Speaker 3: he ignored them. But it's funny just to see him
Speaker 3: have to face the music, the fruit music coming out
Speaker 3: of his butt. There we go, Senator.
Speaker 5: Senator Jacob t m fart yesterday on the Senate floor. Johnny,
Speaker 5: will you play this? This is the beauty of dance
Speaker 5: right here? Watch this?
Speaker 3: That was so funny.
Speaker 5: Do I watch these beautiful days?
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't know if we can play it
Speaker 3: on YouTube.
Speaker 2: Bro. Yeah, it's dancing, okay, it's dancing, dude. Look at
Speaker 2: this dancing, dude. Look at this dancing. Look at this dance.
Speaker 5: Funny.
Speaker 3: I've seen this guy before. He he's a well he's
Speaker 3: weird though.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just dancing, Johnny. I don't know why you
Speaker 5: don't like that.
Speaker 3: I've always I mean, it's funny. It's been that way
Speaker 3: for a while too, where it's just like dry humping
Speaker 3: that they call dancing.
Speaker 5: Exactly like he's the Michael Jordan of dancing. Do you
Speaker 5: see that? He's like another on another one.
Speaker 3: It's another you sent me this Beyonce and jay Z
Speaker 3: were caught just doing all the Illuminati hand gestures some
Speaker 3: kind of game or something.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, dude, they don't even hide it anymore.
Speaker 3: No, not not a bit. This is again Beyonce and Jazie.
Speaker 5: What are they?
Speaker 3: What game is this? What? What's team?
Speaker 5: Is that?
Speaker 3: The Clippers? No, that's well, it looks like Portland, right trails?
Speaker 3: Maybe what is that? Or no, that's the Rockets. Maybe Rockets, Yeah, rockets.
Speaker 5: And he's got ninety nine on there, which is niney
Speaker 5: nine problems, which he stole from Ice Ice Ice Tea. Hey,
Speaker 5: can we have.
Speaker 3: Royalty in the house with us tonight?
Speaker 5: We have our plane of youth detected and the house tonight.
Speaker 5: We got to take a book New.
Speaker 20: York at a house tonight, right but every outside?
Speaker 2: Ugh h, we live in a demonic realm. She's like, yes,
Speaker 2: throwing up the hand signals. I can't do the hand
Speaker 2: signals because retarget to take it.
Speaker 3: Yes, what's the late By the way, the word was
Speaker 3: that we might have the fittest flurfer on.
Speaker 5: I haven't heard back from him.
Speaker 3: You haven't heard back from Okay, that's too bad. Thomas
Speaker 3: Massey has possibly set it up so that the federal
Speaker 3: Attorney General will have to support the state of New
Speaker 3: Mexico and prosecuting any kind of crimes at Epstein and
Speaker 3: his associates committed at Zoro Ranch. This is kind of
Speaker 3: one of his parting gifts to the administration. He's here
Speaker 3: with Rocanna talking about that. Hopefully something comes of it.
Speaker 3: We'll see.
Speaker 1: The first bill has been very successful.
Speaker 11: We've got three million documents released, but there have been
Speaker 11: some dragging of feet by the Attorney General and the
Speaker 11: Acting Attorney General, and so you know, this is to
Speaker 11: spur the next level. Specifically, the main thing that this
Speaker 11: new bill does that we've introduced is forces the US
Speaker 11: Attorney General to cooperate with state attorneys general that want
Speaker 11: to prosecute Epstein co conspirators under state law. And it
Speaker 11: turns out in New Mexico that's where the Zoro Ranch was.
Speaker 11: You hear a lot about Epstein Island. You hear almost
Speaker 11: nothing about Zoro Ranch. But it was expansive, it was
Speaker 11: massive that people were going there all the time, crimes
Speaker 11: were committed there and nextcell weapons for stations, and so
Speaker 11: the Attorney General in New Mexico would like to prosecute
Speaker 11: those crimes, and so we're making it easier with this bill.
Speaker 11: That's one of the things it does.
Speaker 3: And we'll never hear anything about that again. You know
Speaker 3: they're not going to do that.
Speaker 2: We had a bad take on Thomas Massey. Well, some
Speaker 2: and told me I have a bad take on Thomas
Speaker 2: Massey because they don't trust people as far as I
Speaker 2: can kick them.
Speaker 1: No, I don't.
Speaker 3: I trust action. And when he does good things, I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 3: thank you for that. When he does bad things, I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: I'm the same, John. Yeah, you gotta trust actions on
Speaker 3: what people say.
Speaker 2: I don't trust anybody as far as I can kick them. No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you have to have a tight inner
Speaker 3: circle of people you can trust. Otherwise life is kind
Speaker 3: of pointless. But public politicians and entertainers, no fu fuck
Speaker 3: them all.
Speaker 5: Fuck them all, dude, there.
Speaker 3: Is Okay, So there's a schism that we've talked about
Speaker 3: in the Democratic Party, and the problem is that it's
Speaker 3: coming on the wrong issue. And now it goes unset here.
Speaker 3: But someone else has asked Bill Maher about his vote
Speaker 3: being up for grabs, and I think you'll catch the
Speaker 3: hidden reason that it's up for grabs. He doesn't really
Speaker 3: say it, but I and I'll let you say it
Speaker 3: after we listen to his clip.
Speaker 25: You you told jd Vance you're open your your your
Speaker 25: vote is up for grabs.
Speaker 9: Yes, my vote is you can't be Trump running. So
Speaker 9: I'm not living in communist America. I mean, I know
Speaker 9: that the talking point is that it's not communism socialism. Okay,
Speaker 9: I've read the quotes from the DSA platform from their
Speaker 9: own mouths. Don't tell me I'm not seeing what I
Speaker 9: am seeing. And DSA again, they say things like, you know,
Speaker 9: takeover of key industries government, that's communism.
Speaker 5: You you told.
Speaker 3: Now the issue the thing is though, and in the
Speaker 3: next clip they Van Jones says something similar. Unbelievably, because
Speaker 3: he's like one of the most hardcourt Democrats you could
Speaker 3: ever imagine, he actually says it. I think the falling
Speaker 3: out is actually over the Israel thing.
Speaker 5: Of course.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's where that's the thing they're having a
Speaker 3: problem with. Because this is van Jones here, I'm just
Speaker 3: going to read what he said because it's it's his
Speaker 3: statement itself. Is the video itself is a lot longer.
Speaker 3: He says, I'm tired of being told that to be
Speaker 3: a progressive I must now swear allegiance to crazy ideas.
Speaker 3: I'm a strong Democrat with a winning bipartisan track record,
Speaker 3: and he lists things that he's got a strong track
Speaker 3: record on. He says, but some people in groups like
Speaker 3: the dsay, the Democratic Socialist of America, they are pushing
Speaker 3: an agenda far outside those ideals. Here here's the point.
Speaker 3: Supporting Hamas is not progressive. And really what he means
Speaker 3: by supporting Hamas, yes, yeah, no police, no prisons, no
Speaker 3: borders is not progressive. Celebrating the murder of Israeli civilians
Speaker 3: is not progressive. These ideas are regressive if there were
Speaker 3: no police or prisons. And it's funny, it's annoying, right
Speaker 3: because the issues are the things that they should have
Speaker 3: been pissed off about ten years ago. These things. It's
Speaker 3: just this one fly in the ointment of Israel that
Speaker 3: is kind of souring this whole split in the party.
Speaker 5: Is that crazy? And it's the same thing we're Republican party.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's this issue. This issue is so unique, man,
Speaker 3: that and we've talked about it a bunch, but it's
Speaker 3: that it's tearing people apart who should be together and
Speaker 3: then bringing people together who have no thing at all
Speaker 3: in common. I'll play just a touch of Van Jones
Speaker 3: here on the far left.
Speaker 19: Quit pooping in the kool aid bowl and telling us
Speaker 19: that the thurds are ice cubes. They're not ice cubes.
Speaker 19: And I want to talk about Van Jones of a
Speaker 19: set of people on the very far left in the
Speaker 19: Democratic Party, my party, telling us that in order for
Speaker 19: us to be progressive, we now have to believe ideas
Speaker 19: and support ideas that are completely nuts.
Speaker 32: Are literally insane, nutty, moronic, dangerous, bigoted. Are not progressive,
Speaker 32: they're regressive, and they should not be in our party.
Speaker 32: The people who are promoting these nutty, crazy, backwards ideas
Speaker 32: are party poopers, literally, And.
Speaker 3: I don't know what. I don't know what to do
Speaker 3: about that, Like, because he's right about everything, but that
Speaker 3: one issue, Like what do we do with those Democrats?
Speaker 3: Like should the Republicans do with the Republicans? Yeah? I
Speaker 3: don't know, man, It's it's just like what it does
Speaker 3: make me wonder if this might be the way we
Speaker 3: get a third party, even if it's a completely idiotic
Speaker 3: party of these people that just want to support Israel,
Speaker 3: so we can kind of purge them from both parties.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean? Like, maybe we have
Speaker 3: a third party it's just called the Israel Party. What
Speaker 3: do you exactly what the name of this though? What
Speaker 3: do you think this split? Because it's happening in both parties,
Speaker 3: these people that care more about Israel than domestic policy.
Speaker 5: Dude, you just keep letting them out themselves.
Speaker 3: Right, But what's the Where does it end? Do you think?
Speaker 3: I'm asking you what you think is the result here?
Speaker 2: Well, it's as fracturing of all politics into smaller and
Speaker 2: smaller groups.
Speaker 3: Do you think we could actually have? Is this the
Speaker 3: way we get a third party? Though? Could that happen?
Speaker 5: It's definitely possible. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe you get four parties because there's no way the
Speaker 2: far left and the moderate right are gonna come together
Speaker 2: in any way.
Speaker 3: Okay, we haven't done this in a while. Let me
Speaker 3: see if I have the.
Speaker 5: You gotta read super chats because I gotta go read.
Speaker 3: We've got a few reviews here we will read. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I usually do that in post, but I realized, since
Speaker 3: we're doing them live so much now that I should
Speaker 3: import it. Uh okay, uh Five bars from mister Bungle
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Speaker 2: About party, I'm not gonna support any party that man
Speaker 2: makes it mandatory vaccines. I'm not gonna support any party
Speaker 2: that's pro Israel. I'm not gonna do any of that.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to be a long time though for anybody.
Speaker 5: Then I'm fine with that because I'm politicuarly atheist.
Speaker 3: Me too, Yeah, I'm with you these reviews though, five
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Speaker 3: We would appreciate that the absolute most. And if you
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Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 3: Five stars from mister Bungle Love Bs. Johnny and Sam
Speaker 3: are the Magic and Kareem of podcasting with slightly less aids.
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Speaker 3: Five stars from Kay Ferris. I think we know who
Speaker 3: that is. She's in the comments sometimes nothing but banger.
Speaker 3: Sam's psychic knowledge is unmatched and Johnny's ad reads are
Speaker 3: the best in the biz. You are in for a
Speaker 3: treat every episode, and I promise you will psychic every week.
Speaker 3: Love the show. Bang Bang Pow so priate Bang Bang
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Speaker 3: Wow one one account, two people. An excellent show despite
Speaker 3: the occasional lightsaber duels. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 3: TFH one thousand was awesome. Always a pleasure of seeing
Speaker 3: you you Sam, and was awesome to finally meet you. Johnny.
Speaker 3: Deeply appreciate the time you took out for our conversation.
Speaker 3: I hope you have a great time in Gettysburg. Of
Speaker 3: course I did, dude. Thank you for the comment. Yeah,
Speaker 3: keep rocking, guys, and hope to meet up again. I
Speaker 3: love Gettysburg. It was really to walk the ground there
Speaker 3: where you know all those people died and where my
Speaker 3: great great grandfather was. It's sobering. New favorite pod says
Speaker 3: oh my, oh my five Stars probably the best podcast
Speaker 3: ever to be podcasted. Wow, that's high praise. That's high praise.
Speaker 3: We got a couple of total retard reviews that we
Speaker 3: won't read here.
Speaker 32: Uh.
Speaker 3: Doctor t Burn says outstanding podcast five stars. One of
Speaker 3: the best things I listened to, topical and funny and Sam
Speaker 3: bring Nothing but Bangers. Sam Haney says five stars. Have
Speaker 3: you guys ever heard of Darius jay Wright? Darius jay Wright?
Speaker 3: If not google him, I would love to hear him
Speaker 3: on TFAH. Have you ever heard of that person saying
Speaker 3: Darius jay Wright? No, let me see. Also, someone in
Speaker 3: the comments earlier said that there's a new cryptid that
Speaker 3: we need to look at. Have you ever have you
Speaker 3: heard waiting to hear about it? New cryptid? Uh? Someone
Speaker 3: said on Facebook there's a new cryptid. If that person
Speaker 3: is still here, could you share in the comments? What
Speaker 3: what the hell are you talking about? That raccoon thing?
Speaker 3: Is that what you're talking about? Because I that's just
Speaker 3: a raccoon with like the weird yeah, like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I think that's actually If you if you're in the
Speaker 3: in the comments talking about the the if you're that person,
Speaker 3: please leave it again and I'll let you know. Five stars.
Speaker 3: You got to listen to this Nate says, Sam and
Speaker 3: Johnny are a great dynamic. You know, there's about an
Speaker 3: hour left, and Sam says Johnny, I gotta go. You'll
Speaker 3: get about five per episode as a nice countdown. Hilarious,
Speaker 3: genuine takes on the Broken Sim we live in Oh right,
Speaker 3: it's funny. One person says that I have to get
Speaker 3: off the show, and then another person says, you have
Speaker 3: to get off the show in back to back reviews.
Speaker 3: That would be a great show, Han when neither of
Speaker 3: us on it. It's just a camera that'd be great.
Speaker 5: Can we run that one time?
Speaker 3: And I We'll just have a camera point out a
Speaker 3: window with ads every fucking thirty minutes. Great show, great
Speaker 3: show from Hellhound Metalworks love Broken Sim, Sam and Johnny
Speaker 3: Rock gotta go, says Joe g Bangers always says Coach HCJ. Juicy,
Speaker 3: Johnny and Sammy t always bring that fire. Fans for life.
Speaker 3: I look forward to weekly podcasts. I've got an idea,
Speaker 3: Johnny says, discredit your gods. This show is great. But
Speaker 3: as I listen, the news is so f that. Listening
Speaker 3: to an episode of Broken Sim now it sounds like
Speaker 3: a radio station on GTA. The news is crazy. You're right,
Speaker 3: he thinks that we should be added to GTA six. Sam,
Speaker 3: I would love that.
Speaker 5: Do come on now, oh.
Speaker 3: I would love that too. Casey Hoffanky says, because current
Speaker 3: events should be laughed at. You can't take life too seriously.
Speaker 3: The elite want you rooted in fear and apathy. One
Speaker 3: hundred percent right, Johnny and Sam relentlessly make fun of
Speaker 3: everybody who deserves it, and in that way we fight back.
Speaker 3: That is the way we win. I love that, dude,
Speaker 3: you too, Sam. This is from No Guests. No Guests
Speaker 3: says Jesus was not a j Please stop claiming Jesus
Speaker 3: was a Jay. Jesus was.
Speaker 5: He was. He was an Israelite.
Speaker 3: Practicing Hebrewism, and the Jays were never God's chosen. We
Speaker 3: have heard that. California Love says Many fourteen equals glock.
Speaker 3: I don't know what that is related to. That's from
Speaker 3: NNGZ Battle told. I'm just the occasional odd one that
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get back to where we haven't done
Speaker 3: this in the long.
Speaker 5: Can you just go to the super chat?
Speaker 3: Okay, well, we'll get the rest next week. I did
Speaker 3: promise everyone who left the five star review that I
Speaker 3: would read them on the show.
Speaker 5: Well, how about you read after I got to go.
Speaker 3: We'll get back to them next week. Anybody, did anybody
Speaker 3: bring up the cryptid in the chat? Let's see, they're
Speaker 3: supposed to be encrypted, don't that's it? Johnny Okay, he
Speaker 3: maybe was talking about Jim Athy. Then this guy, yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: we'll do the super chats right now. This guy wants
Speaker 3: me to, so we will. Ali Star Growley two seven
Speaker 3: eight four didn't say anything, just super chat, Thank you,
Speaker 3: Thank you, Dylan d Barnard. Barnard, yes, says Jay Nice
Speaker 3: aka a Johnny word. Please let me accept your seed.
Speaker 3: I am desperate, dude, let dude get him pregnant. I'm
Speaker 3: not going to do that. I'm afraid. Uh Dale Dale
Speaker 3: Dale Daily Stark says movies are fing good or they're
Speaker 3: not what super Lame is expecting them to be anything else.
Speaker 3: Luff y'all's show.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I don't know quite what you mean by that.
Speaker 5: I think I know what she means. She gave us
Speaker 5: five dollars. Give me whatever she wants.
Speaker 3: Amen. Uh grim Zoo says, guys, there's a new cryptid
Speaker 3: a wolf. Oh here, it is a wolf shaped like
Speaker 3: the crippled raccoon found in Alberta. Search fake book for
Speaker 3: dwarf wolf or if that fails, de wolf. Well, de
Speaker 3: wolf is going to be like a dire wolf. Surely
Speaker 3: you're saying a dwarf wolf. Is that real dwarf?
Speaker 5: It's raccoon.
Speaker 3: I know you're saying, search Facebook for it, all right,
Speaker 3: dwarf wolf because anybody knows what he's talking about. Know
Speaker 3: what he's talking about, dwarf wolf. Oh no, this is
Speaker 3: a I, bro, this is AI.
Speaker 5: Dude, boomer, thank you for the seven dollars.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry to say, yes, thank you. I'll show you.
Speaker 3: But it's AI. That's AI, for sure. It's just the
Speaker 3: same thing. It's that it's that Uh.
Speaker 5: It's not cryptid. It's just so funny.
Speaker 3: It's just shortened. Yeah, it's like a sor it could be.
Speaker 3: It looks like AI to me, though the face is
Speaker 3: a little sharper than everything else, which, yeah, it's just.
Speaker 5: A raccoon having a trying to suck its own.
Speaker 3: Dick either way, not a cryptid though. Yeah. CC ninety
Speaker 3: nine hundred says, uh, it's goy slop. Glad you liked it,
Speaker 3: but it's not that deep deep he.
Speaker 5: Wouldn't even use fucking AI.
Speaker 3: Next, it's not even deep, thank you.
Speaker 5: Nine nine thousand, nine hundred.
Speaker 3: He's talking about the artist.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 3: He's saying, it's not that deep. But it's it's a
Speaker 3: it's a badass action movie. It's not. It doesn't have
Speaker 3: to be deep for you. Do you need everything to
Speaker 3: be deep? Melina says, Si slides Ana again, I agree,
Speaker 3: Melina again says never seen a Nickel Cage and Sam
Speaker 3: Tripoli in the same room at the same time.
Speaker 5: That's true. I don't even know who Nickel Cage is.
Speaker 3: I think it's probably Nicholas Cage to Hey, did you so?
Speaker 3: I finally watched Megalopolis. It's not good, obviously, it's interesting, though,
Speaker 3: I will say I think everybody should watch it just
Speaker 3: to kind of participate in that conversation. But there's a
Speaker 3: documentary about it, which is fascinating. It's this really well
Speaker 3: respected director does a documentary about it, and you can
Speaker 3: see Shia La buff and and uh Copola arguing all
Speaker 3: the time on the set, and then Shila Buf's freaking
Speaker 3: out about being fired, and Copla is like, I'm not
Speaker 3: going to fire you, but shut to hut the fuck up.
Speaker 3: You're the most annoying person I've ever worked with, is
Speaker 3: what Copla tells him. At one point, he pulls him
Speaker 3: into his trailer and is like, listen, there's one thing
Speaker 3: that I've hated on this set, and it's you and
Speaker 3: talking about to Shia La buff Uh and Coppola's son
Speaker 3: or No, his nephew is on the in the cast
Speaker 3: and looks like a kind of distorted version of Nicholas Cage,
Speaker 3: who's also a Copola. Have you seen Coppola's nephew, dude?
Speaker 3: He looks like like a what perverted Nicholas Cage? What
Speaker 3: is the guy's name?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 5: No, what's You're killing me right now? You're fuck?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 3: Is that all right?
Speaker 5: I need to go.
Speaker 3: I'll save it for after. I'll show you guys who
Speaker 3: hang around. Uh, we'll hang out for another couple of minutes.
Speaker 3: Night jerk says, I had an I had old cold
Speaker 3: taco bell for dinner. I'm sorry, dude, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: I mean he's blown out.
Speaker 28: Uh.
Speaker 3: Daily Stark again says that's a fifty one thing.
Speaker 2: Thank you for the two dollars, lady.
Speaker 3: That was a fifty fifty hz ZP say as Johnny
Speaker 3: always Wooded and Sammy's Medium Cannoli. Love you guys, Thanks
Speaker 3: for the pods. The most recent Jay Dire episode was
Speaker 3: Pure Fire. Jadre gets a lot of ship. Now I've
Speaker 3: noticed in the comments it's the Internet. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: Owen Benjamin had a lot of problems with his appearance
Speaker 3: on UH on Tucker and kind of you know, went
Speaker 3: in went in on Pretty Good, which I was thought
Speaker 3: was funny but weird. I think we got that one.
Speaker 3: Let's see. I guess the websites on flock super chats
Speaker 3: are frowned upon.
Speaker 5: Org.
Speaker 3: Thank you. That's from ZP Again. I don't know what
Speaker 3: you're saying there, my friend. I guess the websites on
Speaker 3: flock super chats are frowned upon. Does that make any
Speaker 3: sense to you? Nope, I'm sorry, but thank you for
Speaker 3: the super chat. I missed you guys in Boston, says Ali.
Speaker 3: What was in Boston? In Boston?
Speaker 5: I gotta go, Johnny, I love y'all.
Speaker 3: We're almost done here, Kim says, great show, even forty
Speaker 3: five minutes of Odyssey. That trans could have been the
Speaker 3: next brock Lesner. You're right, glad I got to catch
Speaker 3: the live tonight. Love you guys. Thank you, Kim. Malina says,
Speaker 3: Johnny is the only nerd we trust. God bless you, Malina.
Speaker 3: Kim says, don't feel bad. All psychic psychics have big heads.
Speaker 3: That's why you have a giant head. Psychic State of
Speaker 3: Silence says, did you boys see the new doctor Insanity video?
Speaker 3: Teens accidentally run in the secret Cult's body dump? What
Speaker 3: is doctor insanity? Do you know what doctor insanity is?
Speaker 3: There's so many different content creators, it's impossible to keep
Speaker 3: up with all of them. I will educate myself about
Speaker 3: doctor insanity and get back to you. Kim says, in
Speaker 3: his defense, we thought it would He thought it would
Speaker 3: be silent, talking about Chuck Schumer there and his fart,
Speaker 3: his loud fart, and then Tony Uh with a supersticker Tony,
Speaker 3: who wasn't Tony piss off at us earlier?
Speaker 2: Ton was pissed off because we said he looks like
Speaker 2: he bangs black.
Speaker 3: Guys, because he did look like Okay, that's.
Speaker 5: All, have a great day. Thanks Johnny. Fine.
Speaker 3: I'll finish with reading these reviews for anybody wo wants
Speaker 3: to hang out, because we said we would.
Speaker 5: Here.
Speaker 3: I love broken sim that's from Anna, I Love Broken,
Speaker 3: sim five Stars, h Conspiracy Club, Doom Scrolling, just straight Fire,
Speaker 3: All Bangers, Bird, which is the Bald Eagle. I've been
Speaker 3: a fan since International Bad Boys, but unfortunately a lot
Speaker 3: of Sam's content has spiraled and the just talking ish
Speaker 3: about Israel with zero criticism towards the radical Muslim world.
Speaker 3: That's that's kind of crazy. I mean, uh who, We've
Speaker 3: talked about what's going on in London numerous times, about
Speaker 3: the way that city is being taken over. It's just
Speaker 3: there's a little it's a little bit of activity in
Speaker 3: Israel right now, if you hadn't noticed in Iran that
Speaker 3: we're talking about. So that's not a fair criticism. He
Speaker 3: actually said canics Owens wouldn't have so many followers if
Speaker 3: she wasn't telling the truth, So by that logic, anything
Speaker 3: the masses believed must be true.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: Now I will say I don't necessarily agree with his
Speaker 3: point there. I've, in fact, I think I've told him that, Yeah,
Speaker 3: there are popular things that are dishonest. Yeah, I still
Speaker 3: listen to Sam and Johnny for the moments they're not
Speaker 3: talking about Israel. Okay, boy, that's a weird thing to
Speaker 3: have a problem with especially with the war going on
Speaker 3: right now. So funny, says Bertie. I laughed so hard
Speaker 3: and out loud listening to this podcast by myself. Wow,
Speaker 3: that's a true psycho behavior I've learned. I'm sorry. I've
Speaker 3: turned many on the TFH and working hard to get
Speaker 3: them to listen to Broken Swim too. Oh thank you
Speaker 3: so much, Bertie, God bless you. Super super Rufu says
Speaker 3: I love this show. Sam eats raccoon butts and I'm
Speaker 3: okay with that, but I ain't watching it. That's cool,
Speaker 3: all right, that's it. I think that's it for the
Speaker 3: new ones. Yeah, please again, you could help us out
Speaker 3: by leaving a five star review. Let me see if
Speaker 3: there's anything else I can get to. Did the Black Funeral?
Speaker 3: Oh this was crazy? This lady, this KTLA reporter. We
Speaker 3: have giant roaches in La. Epic roaches like if you're
Speaker 3: in the South, you know what they call palmetto bugs.
Speaker 3: Those are the size of our just standard issue roach
Speaker 3: and they're everywhere on the sidewalks in LA. So this
Speaker 3: lady is doing a spot, a live spot from the
Speaker 3: sidewalk somewhere in LA and a roach flies right onto
Speaker 3: her chest and she is so cool until the cameras
Speaker 3: offer impressive check us.
Speaker 2: Out and it's a lot more comfortable at this hour.
Speaker 30: But we're still in the eighties here in the valley,
Speaker 30: so overnight temperature is not necessarily dropping, and this leads
Speaker 30: to less recovery time from the daytime heat.
Speaker 12: And I have to hand it really calm.
Speaker 3: I don't know if she knew that was there, so
Speaker 3: those fly. Oh it's horrific, dude, look at Look at
Speaker 3: this is her after they showed her after the shot,
Speaker 3: trying to make sure it's not on her. You know,
Speaker 3: she just wanted to take all her clothes off, and
Speaker 3: I wish she did. Ah. Oh, they're just goused, aren't
Speaker 3: they big? Oh they're so gross. I have a real
Speaker 3: problem with centipedes. Do you guys get centipedes? The ones
Speaker 3: with the spendly legs that come in the house. But
Speaker 3: apparently they're good they eat roaches and spiders and other
Speaker 3: household pests. But I anytime I see one, I'm mrking
Speaker 3: it because I find them nightmare fuel. All right, anything else? Oh,
Speaker 3: we talked about this on Cash Daddies, but this is
Speaker 3: this story is worth mentioning. Here with the larger larger audience.
Speaker 3: Trump Media pitched one hundred thousand dollars monthly fee for
Speaker 3: the fastest feed of US president's post. Sources say this
Speaker 3: is unreal. Donald Trump's social media company has discussed charging
Speaker 3: Wall Street traders and investment firms as much as one
Speaker 3: hundred thousand dollars a month for faster access to the
Speaker 3: president's posts on his Truth social platform, according to people
Speaker 3: familiar with the matter, So the idea is here that
Speaker 3: they could get the information like about what's happening in Iran,
Speaker 3: or about what he expects for certain stocks or crypto
Speaker 3: that he's launching, possibly for fractions of seconds before anybody else,
Speaker 3: and trade on that and profit on that information. And
Speaker 3: they know that information is so valuable. This is them
Speaker 3: kind of acknowledging what he's been doing with Truth and
Speaker 3: Twitter moving markets. They know that so valuable, they're charge
Speaker 3: that they're willing to charge, or they discussed at least
Speaker 3: charging one hundred thousand dollars a month for that. Isn't
Speaker 3: that crazy? Yeah, this is the Yeah, I'm sorry about
Speaker 3: the band aid guys. It's I'm trying to keep it on.
Speaker 3: I I'm such a dumb ass. I was dicing potatoes
Speaker 3: and I had one of those kind of mandolin things
Speaker 3: and I mandolind my damn hand. It was a bloody
Speaker 3: mess and it's it's almost healed now. Oh damn. I
Speaker 3: wish Sam was here for this. A guy just full well,
Speaker 3: I don't even the headline says he fell into a
Speaker 3: porta potty. But this guy did not fall into a
Speaker 3: porta potty. He went into a porta potty. I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna play this. This is the most disgusting thing.
Speaker 21: Uh.
Speaker 3: So this is a gentleman who works at a porta
Speaker 3: potty company giving his account of what he saw. Oh
Speaker 3: it's filthy. It's just so fucking disgusting. It's just from originally.
Speaker 29: Story for what happened on July fourteenth, twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: My name is Chip Counterman.
Speaker 29: I'm a partner with Patriot Portable Restrooms here in Kansas City.
Speaker 29: So one of our guys went to pick up an
Speaker 29: event from the World Cup and knocked on all the doors,
Speaker 29: made sure nobody was in the restrooms. He did find
Speaker 29: one of them locked, knocked on the door and let
Speaker 29: the gentleman know he had ten minutes to get out.
Speaker 29: Picked up everything else. Back to that toilet and knocked again.
Speaker 29: The man inside said he was not going to get out. Luckily,
Speaker 29: a police officer on a motorcycle went by.
Speaker 5: Our driver waved him down.
Speaker 29: Pop walked up to the door and asked the man
Speaker 29: to exit the toilet. The man replied that.
Speaker 5: He could not reach the door.
Speaker 29: And couldn't get out of the toilet. They looked inside
Speaker 29: and didn't see anybody. The lid was closed, no one
Speaker 29: was in the restroom. It kind of startled them. All
Speaker 29: of a sudden, a head popped out of the toilet,
Speaker 29: and this.
Speaker 3: Guy's saying, two days late on these clips, Johnny, motherfucker.
Speaker 3: We do one show a week. This is all the
Speaker 3: clips of the past week. Anything that's older than a
Speaker 3: day I'm not allowed to show. It's not like everybody's
Speaker 3: sitting on Twitter all day with their thumb up their
Speaker 3: ass watching clips like you are. If you've already seen it, Sorry,
Speaker 3: what do you want me to do?
Speaker 18: Bro?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I've seen people comment this a time or two, like, oh,
Speaker 3: I just saw those clips two days ago. Okay, not
Speaker 3: everybody's seen it, and I'm entertained to see it again.
Speaker 3: Look at this guy, his fucking head, his disgusting piston
Speaker 3: head is sticking out of this porta potty. Oh what
Speaker 3: an animal? Hold on, he said, I'm in here.
Speaker 29: The fire department came after that and tried to instruct
Speaker 29: a man to exit the toilet and demand it. They
Speaker 29: asked why he went in, and he told them he
Speaker 29: was retrieving a mountain dew bottle that he dropped in
Speaker 29: the night before, So that put him then inside of
Speaker 29: the tank for about eight hours. All that was true
Speaker 29: after was cut op and the man was able to
Speaker 29: action the toilet.
Speaker 3: The fire department did hook up water to their.
Speaker 29: Truck and gave him a free shower. Long story shore,
Speaker 29: horrible situation. Thank you to the Kansas City, Missouri Fire
Speaker 29: Department and police department for all the help. Watch out
Speaker 29: falling into.
Speaker 3: Toilets Okay, First of all, the guy didn't fall in.
Speaker 3: You can't fall that, did You See how small that
Speaker 3: he couldn't even get out? He clearly wedged himself through
Speaker 3: that tiny opening to get in there. And there's no way, dude,
Speaker 3: if you drop your soda even I it's if it's
Speaker 3: tightly sealed into a porta pot You're not going in
Speaker 3: there to get it. The guy has some kind of
Speaker 3: weird kink or he's out of his mind on something,
Speaker 3: and when it's so disgusting if you're listening at home,
Speaker 3: like he had bits of dissolved toilet paper in his
Speaker 3: in his afro or whatever, it's just so gross. I
Speaker 3: think that's about it. Those are the last things that
Speaker 3: will be too old next week, and we will definitely
Speaker 3: get criticism if we played them next week, so I
Speaker 3: just wanted to go ahead and get them out of
Speaker 3: the way. Oh yeah, and our stupid fucking county are
Speaker 3: in la Is. Food carts are everywhere you go to
Speaker 3: a concert here in la and outside there are Dey County,
Speaker 3: dozens and dozens of Mexicans with food carts waiting to
Speaker 3: serve you. Now, if you don't know a food cart,
Speaker 3: I'm not talking like a food truck or even a
Speaker 3: thing with like an awning. I'm talking about literally, it's
Speaker 3: almost like a wagon you haul around that's got a
Speaker 3: hot plate on it and then random vegetables and sausages
Speaker 3: and stuff that they cook right there. Our stupid ass county.
Speaker 3: And this is Spencer Pratt originally tweeted this out is
Speaker 3: subsidizing these carts. Now now they say you know it's
Speaker 3: purportedly for sanitation reasons, but it's clearly just meant to
Speaker 3: undercut people who actually take the risk of opening a
Speaker 3: brick and mortar or because you know, those are the
Speaker 3: so called elites, white people, whereas brown people are more
Speaker 3: likely to use these carts check us.
Speaker 33: Out Ley County is set to give away free food
Speaker 33: carts to vendors as part of a sidewalk vending program.
Speaker 33: County leaders announced yesterday, in additional two hundred and fifty
Speaker 33: thousand dollars investment, nearly two hundred health code compliant food
Speaker 33: carts are going to be distributed. The county says the
Speaker 33: program helps vendors meet permitting and health requirements and transition
Speaker 33: to formal business operations. Participating vendors could also qualify for
Speaker 33: permit subsidies, home kitchen programs, and grants to help them
Speaker 33: meet permitting requirements.
Speaker 3: There's no chance that that's sanitary, dude, did you see
Speaker 3: that was just somebody with their shitty ass nineteen seventies
Speaker 3: cool or probably a bunch of meat that they got
Speaker 3: on clearance at Ralph's that's about to expire. There's no
Speaker 3: way that that's safe. And these as Spencer Pratt here says,
Speaker 3: your tax dollars are now subsidizing illegal food carts while
Speaker 3: one hundred legitimate restaurants go out of business every year.
Speaker 3: In Los Angeles, we live in a cuckoo clock. Are
Speaker 3: they gonna give restaurants free stoves to excellent question? Or
Speaker 3: is this only for people who violate all the rules
Speaker 3: and pay no fees? Yeah, there are rules, by the
Speaker 3: way about this shit in San Diego too. These carts
Speaker 3: have put so many gas like district restaurants out of
Speaker 3: business and they've done nothing about it. So Steve Lafayette says, Johnny,
Speaker 3: why are you crushing so hard? I know it's boring
Speaker 3: when it's just me at the end, But there are
Speaker 3: these stories that I want to get out because I've
Speaker 3: collected them. All Right, everybody, I'm gonna get out of here.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, I wanted to. Okay, Change Gillis broke the
Speaker 3: Guinness World Record for most people at a show. I
Speaker 3: think most people at a comedy show. This is a
Speaker 3: guy who got booted from famously from Saturday Night Live
Speaker 3: before he even made his premiere, and he has now
Speaker 3: set the record for most tickets sold to a comedy
Speaker 3: show seventy and twelve tickets. Congratulations to him. One cool
Speaker 3: thing I thought he I saw that I thought was
Speaker 3: worth noting is that he's always been a big fan
Speaker 3: of Bam Margera, and he had Bam introduce him at
Speaker 3: at the show. Let me see if I can pull
Speaker 3: a clip. I didn't save it earlier. Da da is
Speaker 3: this it right here?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Where's hold on? Guys? Sorry the link that I had
Speaker 3: They deleted the video for some reason. Anyway, it was
Speaker 3: Bam Margera backstage introducing Shane Gillis as he came out,
Speaker 3: and he thought he's talked frequently of how Bam was
Speaker 3: one of his heroes, so I just thought, yeah, it
Speaker 3: was kind of cool. Here it is right here? Okay.
Speaker 3: I was a huge I loved Did you guys like
Speaker 3: Viva Lo Bam? That was probably my favorite show when
Speaker 3: I was a kid. It was so funny. It was
Speaker 3: just equal parts like edgy but also uh m hmm,
Speaker 3: like the you know, there was some narrative to it.
Speaker 3: You know, it wasn't total chaos like some of the
Speaker 3: shows at the time, the reality shows and his parents
Speaker 3: were funny. Oh God, what a good show. I'm glad
Speaker 3: to see Bam has kind of gotten back on track.
Speaker 3: I think he had been struggling with addiction and stuff.
Speaker 3: Here he is introducing Shane Gillis.
Speaker 21: Number two.
Speaker 5: You can shoot just so fast you if you do,
Speaker 5: you might get fat one where.
Speaker 2: You've been watch a lot more than you enjoyed the
Speaker 2: Charlotte out here sto.
Speaker 3: A little nod to the old Viva m there. I
Speaker 3: love bammo Jara. Anyway, all right, guys, uh see you
Speaker 3: see you folks later. Oh yeah, this guy Christopher, Christopher
Speaker 3: says he's got some mints too. Yeah, I'm afraid that
Speaker 3: might be true. All right, bye, everybody, see us later.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Christian, what we do?
Speaker 3: I ain't gonna buy