WEBVTT 1 00:00:04.040 --> 00:00:07.360 Cool brought them Simulation Growth Simulation. 2 00:00:12.560 --> 00:00:16.559 Welcome to Johnny Woodard Presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard. 3 00:00:16.600 --> 00:00:22.199 We're in it live from space Johnny's space machine. 4 00:00:22.199 --> 00:00:27.320 You're in this is Uh you really don't. You lost 5 00:00:27.359 --> 00:00:30.640 your NERD credentials there, Sam. This is obviously the bridge 6 00:00:30.679 --> 00:00:33.600 bar truck of the USS Enterprise. 7 00:00:33.880 --> 00:00:34.200 Uh. 8 00:00:34.960 --> 00:00:37.560 I can't believe the rental car company got that big 9 00:00:37.600 --> 00:00:39.560 and then they had spaceships. 10 00:00:40.039 --> 00:00:41.119 That's unbelievable. 11 00:00:41.280 --> 00:00:43.520 That is exactly the backstory of. 12 00:00:44.000 --> 00:00:47.079 That's incredible, Johnny. That's incredible, Johnny. I may go out. 13 00:00:47.079 --> 00:00:50.119 I'm gonna go hardwired Internet, so you may lose me 14 00:00:50.200 --> 00:00:51.000 for two seconds. 15 00:00:51.320 --> 00:00:52.039 Buckle up. 16 00:00:52.679 --> 00:00:57.079 Okay, I'm really afraid of what might happen when this 17 00:00:57.359 --> 00:01:00.719 when when you go hardwired. Oh he's back. There is back. 18 00:01:01.520 --> 00:01:03.679 I was gonna quit the show by side not. 19 00:01:03.600 --> 00:01:05.040 To Oh thank god for that. 20 00:01:05.280 --> 00:01:07.719 Oh my god, I'll stay. I'll stay. 21 00:01:07.959 --> 00:01:09.640 Thank God for that, Sam. 22 00:01:09.359 --> 00:01:11.519 Johnny I went, I went, I know we're gonna get 23 00:01:11.560 --> 00:01:17.920 in some hot topics, real quick kickboxing today. And I 24 00:01:17.959 --> 00:01:21.560 feel myself and I look like Stephen A. Smith throwing punches, 25 00:01:21.640 --> 00:01:24.560 and I've been taking strike in my whole life. My 26 00:01:24.640 --> 00:01:27.959 elbow's done on my hooks. I'm supposed to be up here, 27 00:01:28.879 --> 00:01:31.439 bang bro, but I can't get my elbow up because 28 00:01:31.519 --> 00:01:34.599 I got I'm carrying too much fat. 29 00:01:36.200 --> 00:01:37.560 I'm carrying too much fat. 30 00:01:37.680 --> 00:01:41.400 Dude, you can't so on your your hook you you're 31 00:01:41.519 --> 00:01:44.480 you can't get your elbow high enough because of your. 32 00:01:44.840 --> 00:01:45.640 I kept watching me. 33 00:01:45.680 --> 00:01:48.799 I'm like, oh, look who kept watching it? 34 00:01:49.640 --> 00:01:51.719 He filmed me, and I look like I don't know 35 00:01:51.719 --> 00:01:54.439 if you saw Steven A. Smith throwing punches, That's how 36 00:01:54.439 --> 00:01:56.879 I felt. I looked like I thought I was just 37 00:01:57.079 --> 00:01:59.799 throwing heat. Dude, I thought I was throwing heat. 38 00:02:00.359 --> 00:02:03.280 I heard you looked like Ellen Page. Elliott Page throwing 39 00:02:03.760 --> 00:02:05.040 Page looked way better. 40 00:02:05.079 --> 00:02:05.920 I'm gonna be honest with you. 41 00:02:06.000 --> 00:02:09.439 Elliott Page looked way better than me in her form, 42 00:02:09.639 --> 00:02:11.159 Way better that that. 43 00:02:11.159 --> 00:02:13.680 That that that clip. They really tried to push that 44 00:02:13.719 --> 00:02:14.479 out there than they have. 45 00:02:15.080 --> 00:02:16.599 Look how crazy she is. 46 00:02:16.840 --> 00:02:20.159 She's she could strike with the best of them. 47 00:02:19.719 --> 00:02:23.479 The problem, she's a stick figure. They took a picture 48 00:02:23.560 --> 00:02:28.599 of of of them, that person whatever with with the 49 00:02:28.680 --> 00:02:33.199 smallest person the jim clearly because they're Elliott. Ellen is 50 00:02:33.280 --> 00:02:35.960 like four eleven or something. I don't like five foot 51 00:02:35.960 --> 00:02:36.520 tall and. 52 00:02:36.800 --> 00:02:41.360 Were the lollipop the lollipop? 53 00:02:41.439 --> 00:02:44.400 Get that clearly a little person that she took a picture. 54 00:02:44.560 --> 00:02:47.120 That's okay. She still can strict. She'll still get her 55 00:02:47.199 --> 00:02:49.240 ass beat because she's throwing BB guns. 56 00:02:49.280 --> 00:02:56.039 But yeah, yeah, of course, And you're weird sloppy nipples. 57 00:02:57.520 --> 00:02:59.840 I feel like, see I feel bad about it, Like that. 58 00:03:00.159 --> 00:03:02.520 Does nipples look like a paintball gunshot? 59 00:03:02.680 --> 00:03:04.599 It doesn't look good. It looks like it went through 60 00:03:04.599 --> 00:03:04.919 a whek. 61 00:03:05.240 --> 00:03:07.680 I paid all this money for slop nipples. 62 00:03:08.039 --> 00:03:11.240 Yeah, yeah, which I don't understand because you had nipples before, 63 00:03:11.840 --> 00:03:14.680 Like why did the did you just drain your nips? 64 00:03:15.840 --> 00:03:16.039 Yeah? 65 00:03:16.280 --> 00:03:18.039 I guess they maybe they used that to hide the 66 00:03:18.080 --> 00:03:20.680 scars or something, which whatever, you know what I mean. 67 00:03:21.039 --> 00:03:24.240 I'm already starting to get crap about this The Odyssey 68 00:03:24.400 --> 00:03:25.599 already they're in on. 69 00:03:25.639 --> 00:03:26.960 Me, dude. 70 00:03:27.240 --> 00:03:31.919 People are so in losing their minds. Dude, losing their 71 00:03:32.120 --> 00:03:36.400 fucking minds. It's embarrassing for so many people. They so 72 00:03:37.120 --> 00:03:41.000 this what happened? Correct me if I'm wrong? Sam we 73 00:03:41.400 --> 00:03:45.199 in the marketing the trailers, which is how ninety percent 74 00:03:45.199 --> 00:03:50.240 of people find out about movies. Yeah, Lapida Nyongo was 75 00:03:50.280 --> 00:03:52.840 in for not at all in the first big trailer. 76 00:03:52.840 --> 00:03:54.479 Maybe she was in the second trailer, I'm not sure, 77 00:03:54.479 --> 00:03:54.919 playing home. 78 00:03:54.960 --> 00:03:56.120 You don't know, we don't know. 79 00:03:56.319 --> 00:04:00.479 And then Elliott Page Ellen Page uh was in the 80 00:04:00.520 --> 00:04:03.680 trailer for Legit one second, the two trailers. I saw 81 00:04:03.719 --> 00:04:06.800 the main two trailers, yes, and yet and people were 82 00:04:06.800 --> 00:04:09.400 saying she was playing Achilles. They were playing Achilles. They're 83 00:04:09.400 --> 00:04:12.080 not playing Achilles now they there are some similarities in 84 00:04:12.120 --> 00:04:14.319 the narrative without spoiling anything to what. 85 00:04:14.240 --> 00:04:17.240 Achilles spoil some shit here, I'm yeah. 86 00:04:17.079 --> 00:04:17.680 We would later. 87 00:04:17.720 --> 00:04:19.360 But I got I got it, I got it. I'm 88 00:04:19.399 --> 00:04:20.160 bang it, bro. 89 00:04:20.519 --> 00:04:23.639 But for months people have been saying, oh, whoe casting 90 00:04:23.720 --> 00:04:28.639 ruining the film. They got these massive roles in the movie. 91 00:04:29.439 --> 00:04:32.680 And I went to see it and I the first 92 00:04:32.759 --> 00:04:35.800 thing I told you was, Dude, if you cared at 93 00:04:35.800 --> 00:04:38.240 all about this Elliott Page casting, you're gonna laugh your 94 00:04:38.319 --> 00:04:41.040 ass off fucking five minutes into the movie. 95 00:04:41.319 --> 00:04:46.360 Listen, wasn't alerts spoiler alert? Dude, we should name the 96 00:04:46.399 --> 00:04:48.720 shape name of the show to spoiler alert. 97 00:04:48.879 --> 00:04:51.319 This is spoilers all over the place for The Odyssey. 98 00:04:51.680 --> 00:04:51.920 Listen. 99 00:04:52.000 --> 00:04:54.120 If you're gonna see The Odyssey, tune out for the 100 00:04:54.160 --> 00:04:58.800 next twenty twenty ten minutes, ten minutes. Just tune out, 101 00:04:58.879 --> 00:05:01.800 Pretend like you can't he or us. Pretend like we're 102 00:05:01.839 --> 00:05:08.399 speaking Chinese and Mexico. Okay, listen, here's my thing. I 103 00:05:08.439 --> 00:05:11.160 wasn't gonna go see the movie. I wasn't gonna go 104 00:05:11.199 --> 00:05:14.120 see it. And then Johnny text me is like, this 105 00:05:14.199 --> 00:05:15.839 is one of the greatest movies I've ever seen. 106 00:05:17.800 --> 00:05:19.879 I didn't say that. I said it's it's it's badass, 107 00:05:19.959 --> 00:05:20.399 is what I said. 108 00:05:20.480 --> 00:05:23.959 Yeah, you did say that, I'm gonna go one of 109 00:05:24.000 --> 00:05:25.360 the best movies I've ever seen. 110 00:05:25.879 --> 00:05:27.160 So I wasn't gonna see it. 111 00:05:27.279 --> 00:05:30.879 I know all the cultural Marxism that they're doing, flipping everything, 112 00:05:31.439 --> 00:05:34.879 changing history. But when Johnny's like, this is the greatest 113 00:05:34.879 --> 00:05:37.279 thing ever made by anybody of all time, in. 114 00:05:37.240 --> 00:05:39.360 The history of time, That's what I said. 115 00:05:39.439 --> 00:05:42.199 Yes, I'm like, is it better than than then pizza? 116 00:05:42.279 --> 00:05:45.199 He goes, Dude, pizza sucks compared to this. I'm like, 117 00:05:45.319 --> 00:05:48.720 is it better than hardcore pornography? Hardcore pornography? 118 00:05:48.759 --> 00:05:52.800 Here's exactly what I said. The honesty is fucking badass. 119 00:05:53.240 --> 00:05:55.920 Yeah, well I read into it, Johnny. You said it 120 00:05:55.959 --> 00:05:58.560 was the greatest thing of all time. Johnny had a 121 00:05:58.680 --> 00:06:01.199 rock hard boner during the whole No, just like you 122 00:06:01.240 --> 00:06:01.759 told me. 123 00:06:02.160 --> 00:06:05.399 I can't even Okay, go keep talking. I'm gonna say 124 00:06:05.399 --> 00:06:07.560 something that is gonna haunt me for the rest of 125 00:06:07.600 --> 00:06:07.920 my life. 126 00:06:07.959 --> 00:06:12.959 But go on with your lady Boner, go on like that. 127 00:06:13.199 --> 00:06:17.920 Okay, that moment and you care where the guy goes, 128 00:06:18.879 --> 00:06:22.720 and he's bringing Odysseus, he's coming back, he's bringing revenge. 129 00:06:23.199 --> 00:06:27.800 And Matt Damon goes bringing it all. Like dude, I 130 00:06:27.839 --> 00:06:32.240 got so fucking hyped at that moment, Like if my 131 00:06:32.240 --> 00:06:34.480 my eyes got wet, I'm not gonna lie. I I 132 00:06:34.519 --> 00:06:37.399 got emotional. That was it. It hit all the notes 133 00:06:37.439 --> 00:06:40.439 of like the Count of Money, Christo, all the Return 134 00:06:40.480 --> 00:06:41.040 of the Father. 135 00:06:41.839 --> 00:06:44.639 My name is Dadabah, you killed my father, prepared to die. 136 00:06:44.759 --> 00:06:48.399 It's right there with that. And so I wasn't gonna 137 00:06:48.439 --> 00:06:51.120 go see it, but you know, I decided some time, 138 00:06:52.360 --> 00:06:55.040 you know, Dana was off, I'm gonna go see the movie. 139 00:06:55.120 --> 00:06:57.720 So the movie was about ten minutes away from me. 140 00:06:57.759 --> 00:07:02.120 It was fifty minutes still started. There's a billion movie trailers, 141 00:07:02.240 --> 00:07:05.199 a lot of great movies look like they're coming out, 142 00:07:06.279 --> 00:07:09.040 So I sat through those. So when I I kept 143 00:07:09.040 --> 00:07:11.920 trying to buy tickets online and I just couldn't. I 144 00:07:11.959 --> 00:07:13.959 don't know why it wouldn't let me. So I'd run 145 00:07:14.000 --> 00:07:16.680 to there and there were three seats available in the 146 00:07:16.839 --> 00:07:20.000 entire movie theater, and so I picked one in the 147 00:07:20.040 --> 00:07:22.399 back where I'm sitting next to my John. I'm gonna 148 00:07:22.399 --> 00:07:24.519 be honest with you. The movie was basically sold out, 149 00:07:24.560 --> 00:07:26.639 and it was only two thirds full by the time 150 00:07:26.680 --> 00:07:27.439 the movie started. 151 00:07:27.800 --> 00:07:29.079 And it's very weird because it. 152 00:07:29.040 --> 00:07:31.000 Happens to me on the road where a bunch of 153 00:07:31.000 --> 00:07:33.079 people buy a bunch of tickets and then nobody shows 154 00:07:33.120 --> 00:07:34.759 up or like a large. 155 00:07:34.519 --> 00:07:37.680 People what you're what you're saying supports the idea that 156 00:07:37.720 --> 00:07:41.279 they're buying tickets and not showing it, like the the 157 00:07:41.959 --> 00:07:45.399 you know, the propaganda orgs are buying tickets. 158 00:07:45.439 --> 00:07:51.519 Really interesting deep there you go, deep conspiracies. 159 00:07:51.759 --> 00:07:54.319 Now that wasn't my experience. I mine was sold out 160 00:07:54.319 --> 00:07:56.240 and it was sold out. There was not an empty seat. 161 00:07:56.319 --> 00:07:59.639 But uh wow, you just say I'm buying tickets to 162 00:07:59.680 --> 00:08:02.560 my show? Shows that cool? Is that what you're inferring? 163 00:08:03.680 --> 00:08:04.800 Oh no, no, I'm not. 164 00:08:04.920 --> 00:08:07.160 No, never happened. 165 00:08:07.600 --> 00:08:10.120 So now yeah, go ahead, So two. 166 00:08:09.879 --> 00:08:11.040 Thirds I show up. 167 00:08:14.879 --> 00:08:17.519 People are saying odd pussy gets you hard, Johnny, just 168 00:08:17.639 --> 00:08:22.720 really odd pussy. Mean it means like weird, like scientific 169 00:08:22.839 --> 00:08:24.600 vagina made by a scientist. 170 00:08:24.879 --> 00:08:26.879 Oh no, you know, no that you see. You couldn't 171 00:08:26.920 --> 00:08:30.000 possibly get hard off of Elliott Page's movie because Elliott 172 00:08:30.000 --> 00:08:33.399 Page is not in this movie for like two minutes. 173 00:08:33.440 --> 00:08:36.320 Elliott Pages, Johnny needs a good ten minutes of face 174 00:08:36.399 --> 00:08:36.960 to get hard. 175 00:08:37.000 --> 00:08:38.679 That's what I've heard exactly. 176 00:08:38.879 --> 00:08:41.480 Yeah, he's like a locomotive. It takes some time, but 177 00:08:41.559 --> 00:08:44.399 once he's there, he's get out of his way because 178 00:08:44.440 --> 00:08:46.360 if you get in away, somebody's getting fucked. 179 00:08:46.600 --> 00:08:50.240 Okay, that's what they call high school locomotive dick. 180 00:08:50.799 --> 00:08:55.799 That's right. That is exactly right, Thank you. 181 00:08:53.559 --> 00:08:57.879 I don't like Johnny's yearbook quote was like, don't get 182 00:08:57.879 --> 00:08:58.879 this dick started. 183 00:09:02.399 --> 00:09:05.399 So I got there. I'm gonna be honest with you, guys. 184 00:09:06.279 --> 00:09:09.639 I I was blown away by this movie and. 185 00:09:09.679 --> 00:09:12.519 It touched You're a touch hot, my friend, could you? Yeah, 186 00:09:12.519 --> 00:09:15.679 because I'm excited, Johnny. No, it's your micy. It's even 187 00:09:15.720 --> 00:09:16.840 when you're being quiet here. 188 00:09:16.759 --> 00:09:17.720 Johnny, is this better? 189 00:09:17.919 --> 00:09:19.000 Just a little that better? 190 00:09:19.320 --> 00:09:20.159 Is that way better? 191 00:09:20.639 --> 00:09:20.840 Yeah? 192 00:09:20.879 --> 00:09:22.000 But you don't need to be off them you just 193 00:09:22.000 --> 00:09:24.559 need to have the mic at an appropriate setting turn 194 00:09:24.600 --> 00:09:28.240 it down, and people are like, Johnny, what can you 195 00:09:28.279 --> 00:09:29.000 fix this sound? 196 00:09:29.039 --> 00:09:33.399 And I'm like, Okay, there we go, Johnny, is that better? Yeah? 197 00:09:33.440 --> 00:09:36.000 But yeah, okay, there we go. 198 00:09:36.519 --> 00:09:38.639 I guess that's how it goes. No microphone in front 199 00:09:38.639 --> 00:09:43.080 of Sam, which I'm fine with. Dude, more me, more 200 00:09:43.120 --> 00:09:48.000 of me. So I'm gonna tell you, guys, if you 201 00:09:48.039 --> 00:09:51.559 don't go see this movie in the movie theater, you're 202 00:09:51.600 --> 00:09:52.440 gonna regret it. 203 00:09:52.480 --> 00:09:52.759 Now. 204 00:09:53.360 --> 00:09:58.159 I will tell you that I have never seen Titanic, 205 00:09:58.240 --> 00:10:00.759 and I look forward to my dying when I could 206 00:10:00.759 --> 00:10:04.480 say that. Still, I have no desire to see Titanic 207 00:10:05.120 --> 00:10:05.559 at all. 208 00:10:06.879 --> 00:10:07.559 Ah. 209 00:10:07.600 --> 00:10:10.960 So maybe I get that, Johnny, Maybe I get not 210 00:10:11.000 --> 00:10:13.080 wanting to see a movie because I'm principal. 211 00:10:13.159 --> 00:10:16.120 But I'm telling you, what is the principle there with Titanic? 212 00:10:16.159 --> 00:10:16.879 What is that principle? 213 00:10:17.000 --> 00:10:19.440 Is that I'm not a chick. I'm not gonna watch 214 00:10:19.440 --> 00:10:22.879 some stupid movie about some woman who cheats on her 215 00:10:23.519 --> 00:10:25.600 significant other and then let's the guy that she was 216 00:10:25.679 --> 00:10:26.679 bang and die. 217 00:10:29.519 --> 00:10:34.200 Okay, I'm over it, Okay, Am I wrong? 218 00:10:35.159 --> 00:10:35.200 No? 219 00:10:35.399 --> 00:10:37.759 Yeah, I mean that's a silly reason not to see 220 00:10:37.759 --> 00:10:38.279 that film, but. 221 00:10:38.600 --> 00:10:40.840 I won't see I just at this point I'm so 222 00:10:41.000 --> 00:10:43.559 invested in it that I have no desire to go 223 00:10:43.679 --> 00:10:44.240 against it. 224 00:10:44.399 --> 00:10:46.320 No, I get it now that you're like, yeah, yeah, 225 00:10:46.519 --> 00:10:49.919 I'm like, I'm doing my thing. I'm staking out this 226 00:10:50.279 --> 00:10:54.080 sort of negative energy take to my grave. I understand that. 227 00:10:54.320 --> 00:11:02.840 Yeah, anyways, Johnny Titanic Course of Chick says Rangel, who 228 00:11:02.879 --> 00:11:07.080 doesn't like me anyways, is going against what I'm saying. 229 00:11:07.159 --> 00:11:10.960 It's fine. I will accept that. Okay, it's a chick 230 00:11:11.039 --> 00:11:13.600 movie and I don't want to see it. But if 231 00:11:13.639 --> 00:11:15.279 you don't go see this movie in the movie theater, 232 00:11:15.279 --> 00:11:18.840 I feel really bad for you. Because the sound is amazing. 233 00:11:18.960 --> 00:11:22.000 I saw the audio mix sucks. I was blown away 234 00:11:22.639 --> 00:11:26.759 by how great this the visuals were. The movie was 235 00:11:27.559 --> 00:11:30.039 everyone's like, the story was all over the place. I'm like, 236 00:11:30.120 --> 00:11:33.000 I seem pretty logical to me, and I'm stupid. 237 00:11:36.159 --> 00:11:36.919 I totally agree. 238 00:11:37.000 --> 00:11:39.279 Yeah, I mean, dude, it's visual like. 239 00:11:39.559 --> 00:11:45.919 The last fight scene is insane, the Psyclops insane, the 240 00:11:46.080 --> 00:11:50.279 giant silver like guys insane. 241 00:11:52.360 --> 00:11:55.679 It was all wonderful. Yeah, I'm sorry, dude. What happened? 242 00:11:55.679 --> 00:12:00.679 People got committed to this before they ever saw a 243 00:12:00.720 --> 00:12:03.399 frame of it just from the trailers and the casting, 244 00:12:03.759 --> 00:12:06.799 and they got they got emotional. But it's that thing 245 00:12:06.840 --> 00:12:08.720 we always talk about that the left does that we're 246 00:12:08.720 --> 00:12:11.559 now seeing the right do more and more, where you 247 00:12:12.639 --> 00:12:15.600 decide that a piece of culture, a piece of art 248 00:12:15.919 --> 00:12:20.399 is uh is somehow connected to you personally, and so 249 00:12:20.440 --> 00:12:23.720 that if something does well or fails, it's a win 250 00:12:23.840 --> 00:12:27.240 or a loss for you. Well, and the only loss 251 00:12:27.240 --> 00:12:29.320 for you is not seeing this. It's so good, dude, 252 00:12:29.320 --> 00:12:30.879 And people are gonna say, oh, we got paid. I 253 00:12:30.919 --> 00:12:34.080 saw a guy saying me, I got paid to say 254 00:12:34.120 --> 00:12:35.799 that I like the film and that I couldn't name 255 00:12:35.840 --> 00:12:37.039 one great thing about like. 256 00:12:36.960 --> 00:12:39.559 How do we get this Woodard? How do we get 257 00:12:39.600 --> 00:12:40.279 this woodard? 258 00:12:41.200 --> 00:12:43.320 Stupid, bro, It's so dumb. 259 00:12:43.759 --> 00:12:44.639 It's so dumb. 260 00:12:44.879 --> 00:12:46.639 And the only reason I would go on and say 261 00:12:46.679 --> 00:12:48.559 how good it was is because I know a lot 262 00:12:48.600 --> 00:12:51.840 of my listeners know about cultural Marxism, and I'm like, 263 00:12:52.120 --> 00:12:54.120 but you gotta see this movie. 264 00:12:54.759 --> 00:12:56.639 And it's hardly in it And someone made a great 265 00:12:56.679 --> 00:12:59.720 point and you've said it too, that there are d 266 00:13:00.600 --> 00:13:05.320 like it or not. There are DEI prerequisites almost now 267 00:13:05.919 --> 00:13:11.919 or major awards. And I would wager because of the 268 00:13:11.960 --> 00:13:15.240 way the Dei casting is handled in the plot of 269 00:13:15.279 --> 00:13:19.559 the film, that Nolan has contempt for that idea. In fact, 270 00:13:19.600 --> 00:13:22.799 I saw Jonathan Pego say, and others have said this 271 00:13:22.840 --> 00:13:25.559 as well, that they're surprised that Elliott Page took the role. 272 00:13:26.159 --> 00:13:30.879 I don't. I'm gonna say spoiler alert, big spoiler right here. 273 00:13:30.919 --> 00:13:34.720 I'll give you one, two, three, Okay, now I'm about 274 00:13:34.720 --> 00:13:37.919 to say a huge spoiler from the Odyssey. Elliott Page 275 00:13:37.960 --> 00:13:42.080 gets fucking wrecked. Bro runs out like they're about to 276 00:13:42.360 --> 00:13:45.440 wage war, like a badass on the beach holding the sword. 277 00:13:46.039 --> 00:13:49.519 And it's just like the Ai memes a spear right 278 00:13:49.519 --> 00:13:52.879 into the shoulder, pins her against the trojan horse, and 279 00:13:52.919 --> 00:13:55.799 then another one in the other shoulder and just gets 280 00:13:56.080 --> 00:14:00.720 murked without killing anybody on screen. It's hilarious. Like I 281 00:14:00.759 --> 00:14:03.600 heard several people were laughing in the movie, like this 282 00:14:03.679 --> 00:14:04.879 is what we got upset about. 283 00:14:04.879 --> 00:14:11.440 Really, Mark, Johnny One, and I mean, Christopher Nolan is 284 00:14:11.480 --> 00:14:14.879 a big enough director. They could have actually pressed the 285 00:14:14.919 --> 00:14:17.960 Oscars and not done it, and then see them try 286 00:14:18.039 --> 00:14:22.000 not to nominate this movie, which would have tanked the 287 00:14:22.039 --> 00:14:25.840 Oscars even more than it's tanking. This may be the 288 00:14:25.840 --> 00:14:29.039 only reason people watch The Osteers is to see this 289 00:14:29.120 --> 00:14:30.039 movie get nominate. 290 00:14:30.960 --> 00:14:34.879 It's that good. All the Dei stuff to drive. It's 291 00:14:34.919 --> 00:14:36.360 crazy to me because they're. 292 00:14:38.399 --> 00:14:40.600 Transphobio. What are you talking about? 293 00:14:40.679 --> 00:14:43.919 Get rid of sam plant push ninja cat. 294 00:14:44.240 --> 00:14:48.440 Like spears arrows? I'm sorry, someone says arrows not spears. 295 00:14:48.480 --> 00:14:52.240 Forgive me. Yeah, they were arrows, but wrecked got they 296 00:14:52.240 --> 00:14:55.200 were spears. They got wrecked. Well okay they okay, Well 297 00:14:55.200 --> 00:14:57.200 this guy says they were arrows. No, they were I 298 00:14:57.279 --> 00:14:58.279 thought they were spears too. 299 00:14:58.679 --> 00:15:01.039 They were spears because you you see later that there's 300 00:15:01.080 --> 00:15:03.600 spears when they're recounting the whole thing. 301 00:15:05.679 --> 00:15:09.759 Anyway. And then Lapita another huge spoiler. Lapita Njungo, who's 302 00:15:09.759 --> 00:15:12.399 playing Hell of Troy, the face that launched a thousand ships, 303 00:15:13.039 --> 00:15:17.159 is so scarred and unattractive in the film that her 304 00:15:17.240 --> 00:15:21.320 husband grabs her face like this and shows it to Timeculus, 305 00:15:21.360 --> 00:15:24.559 the son of Odysseus, and says, maybe five hundred ships, huh, 306 00:15:24.600 --> 00:15:27.840 you know, suggesting that she's half as attractive as she's 307 00:15:27.879 --> 00:15:30.519 supposed to have. There's even a joke about her face. 308 00:15:30.600 --> 00:15:34.360 Bro It literally is almost like Nolan is showing contempt 309 00:15:34.360 --> 00:15:34.960 for the idea. 310 00:15:35.279 --> 00:15:39.159 I agree, dude. Yeah, and I'm like, okay, here you go. 311 00:15:39.320 --> 00:15:41.320 And they're just the smallest. 312 00:15:40.879 --> 00:15:43.159 Part, the smallest part. 313 00:15:43.240 --> 00:15:43.440 Yeah. 314 00:15:43.480 --> 00:15:45.879 In fact, Lapita and Jungo in one of the interviews, 315 00:15:46.320 --> 00:15:48.240 was asked about what she would say to Homer, and 316 00:15:48.279 --> 00:15:50.440 she was like, maybe some more minutes for the women 317 00:15:50.519 --> 00:15:51.159 in your story. 318 00:15:51.639 --> 00:15:51.960 Uh. 319 00:15:52.000 --> 00:15:55.240 And and that's I mean, really, that's complaint to Christopher Nolan, 320 00:15:55.440 --> 00:15:59.600 the woman that they that. Okay, so Christopher Nolan made 321 00:15:59.639 --> 00:16:02.399 a miss step in the marketing, or you know, did 322 00:16:02.399 --> 00:16:04.320 the right thing, I guess if you're playing paying lip 323 00:16:04.320 --> 00:16:08.039 service to the awards. He said that he was partly 324 00:16:08.240 --> 00:16:12.799 inspired by the opening lines of a recent translation of 325 00:16:12.960 --> 00:16:16.320 the Odyssey by a feminist. It's a more feminist translation. 326 00:16:16.399 --> 00:16:18.919 Now nowhere did he say that this was the sole 327 00:16:19.039 --> 00:16:22.200 inspiration or that he was adapting this version, because he's 328 00:16:22.200 --> 00:16:23.799 just not. He's not. It's not what you can tell. 329 00:16:23.919 --> 00:16:26.039 That's not what he was doing. But he's been hounded 330 00:16:26.080 --> 00:16:28.279 by that that this idea that he was adapting a 331 00:16:28.279 --> 00:16:31.279 feminist version of it. The woman who wrote that or 332 00:16:31.919 --> 00:16:35.279 created that feminist translation doesn't like the film. She just 333 00:16:35.320 --> 00:16:37.799 came out and was like, I got some problems with it, 334 00:16:38.480 --> 00:16:39.879 so there's your permission, Like. 335 00:16:40.000 --> 00:16:41.000 And I'm gonna be aft to you. 336 00:16:41.200 --> 00:16:45.080 I am sick and tired of people taking stuff and 337 00:16:45.159 --> 00:16:48.480 remaking it to fit their agenda. I'm gonna be honest 338 00:16:48.519 --> 00:16:51.279 with you. People want to do that with the Big 339 00:16:51.279 --> 00:16:55.559 Book in Recovery. These these woke people want to take 340 00:16:55.600 --> 00:16:58.960 out all the him him man all that stuff and. 341 00:16:58.879 --> 00:17:02.759 Make it real. And everyone's like, go. 342 00:17:02.919 --> 00:17:08.000 Fuck yourself, dude, go fuck yourself. I mean, dude, listen 343 00:17:08.000 --> 00:17:11.319 to me all you know. You know what the ASSI 344 00:17:11.480 --> 00:17:16.799 taught us is that the reason that Hollywood isn't doing 345 00:17:16.880 --> 00:17:23.599 well isn't because of that. People just hate Hollywood. It's 346 00:17:23.640 --> 00:17:27.000 because the movies aren't good. And when a great movie 347 00:17:27.079 --> 00:17:29.599 comes out, people show up in droves. 348 00:17:29.839 --> 00:17:31.599 People are like, John, do you know how much it 349 00:17:31.640 --> 00:17:33.119 costs me go see the Imax? 350 00:17:33.960 --> 00:17:35.640 Probably thirty dollars something like that. 351 00:17:35.720 --> 00:17:40.160 Thirty dollars for the Imax ticket and then thirty dollars 352 00:17:40.200 --> 00:17:42.319 for the small popcorn and the water. 353 00:17:42.960 --> 00:17:44.759 That's how good a movie has to be to get 354 00:17:44.839 --> 00:17:45.839 you to come out. 355 00:17:46.319 --> 00:17:53.240 Sixty dollars for one person. It's ridiculous. So it takes 356 00:17:53.279 --> 00:17:56.000 this great movie to get anyone to come. People want 357 00:17:56.079 --> 00:18:00.319 great movies. People are tired of dog shit. It's like 358 00:18:00.319 --> 00:18:04.880 why nobody watches sitcoms anymore because they're dog shit. They're 359 00:18:04.920 --> 00:18:08.680 just dog shit. And and it's starting to happen with 360 00:18:08.759 --> 00:18:11.759 stand up comedy. People are selling less and less tickets 361 00:18:12.079 --> 00:18:16.319 because most of it's dogshit. And it's all based on Instagram, 362 00:18:16.720 --> 00:18:19.839 completely controlling who's been seen and who isn't seen. 363 00:18:20.759 --> 00:18:23.680 And I'm hearing this bullshit. 364 00:18:24.559 --> 00:18:27.200 And part of this is part of the complaints that 365 00:18:27.240 --> 00:18:29.799 I've seen about The Odyssey are people saying that it's 366 00:18:29.799 --> 00:18:33.440 not a faithful translation, and it's this idea or a 367 00:18:33.440 --> 00:18:37.359 faithful interpretation of Homer And there's this idea that they're 368 00:18:37.400 --> 00:18:43.160 somehow trying to uh blot out West the the literature 369 00:18:43.240 --> 00:18:48.200 that underpins Western culture and civilization. And here's the problem 370 00:18:48.200 --> 00:18:50.279 with that, dude. The Odyssey has been translated more than 371 00:18:50.319 --> 00:18:55.119 one hundred times into English. All of the translations are different, 372 00:18:55.240 --> 00:18:59.359 and some very wildly like have drastic differences. Which of 373 00:18:59.400 --> 00:19:02.200 those translations as your loyalty too, which one are you 374 00:19:02.279 --> 00:19:05.599 saying that he didn't adapt faithfully? And then the other 375 00:19:05.640 --> 00:19:07.680 thing is you have to say if you're suggesting that 376 00:19:07.799 --> 00:19:11.799 this is somehow blotting out history for whom, because if 377 00:19:11.799 --> 00:19:14.160 you've already read the Odyssey, it's not blotting it out 378 00:19:14.160 --> 00:19:16.759 for you if you know the story. And to people 379 00:19:16.759 --> 00:19:21.279 who haven't heard the story, this is close enough to 380 00:19:21.359 --> 00:19:23.319 the ideas of the ads, you know, and he has 381 00:19:23.359 --> 00:19:26.279 imposed his own themes on anti war themes, return of 382 00:19:26.279 --> 00:19:30.240 the Father stuff that's maybe not there in the original text, 383 00:19:30.480 --> 00:19:35.200 certainly not the anti war stuff that it's I think 384 00:19:35.200 --> 00:19:38.039 that that's better than not having ever heard of the Odyssey, 385 00:19:38.039 --> 00:19:40.160 which is going to be so true from nearly all 386 00:19:40.200 --> 00:19:45.079 of the audience because there the Odyssey is a like Troy, 387 00:19:45.200 --> 00:19:49.359 which is, you know, an adaptation of the Iliad, mostly 388 00:19:49.400 --> 00:19:55.240 the stuff around Troy, though it has this whole anti 389 00:19:55.519 --> 00:19:58.440 anti nation building thing that was really relevant in the 390 00:19:58.440 --> 00:20:01.519 early two thousands, you know, like we were worried about 391 00:20:01.599 --> 00:20:06.680 Iraq and possibly continuing that nation building attitude, that neo 392 00:20:06.759 --> 00:20:10.640 con attitude elsewhere in the Middle East, and so that whole, 393 00:20:11.200 --> 00:20:16.440 that whole uh agamemnon uh building kind of idea was 394 00:20:16.480 --> 00:20:19.880 imposed on Troy, which I see everybody on Twitter is 395 00:20:19.920 --> 00:20:21.960 like Troy is the real movie to see. That's how 396 00:20:22.160 --> 00:20:26.400 that's how you know, that's the real badass interpretation of 397 00:20:28.240 --> 00:20:31.799 the Battle at Troy. So, man, it's people are just 398 00:20:31.799 --> 00:20:34.519 being logically inconsistent in their criticism. 399 00:20:34.599 --> 00:20:37.160 Well, it's just like, I don't know anything about anything 400 00:20:37.200 --> 00:20:40.920 you just said because I'm dumb, right, I'm a stupid person. 401 00:20:41.480 --> 00:20:44.559 But the end of the day, dude, it's a great movie. 402 00:20:44.799 --> 00:20:48.799 You are clamoring for great movies. You keep think you're 403 00:20:48.839 --> 00:20:49.799 lying movie. 404 00:20:49.920 --> 00:20:52.599 People keep saying you're lying. They think you're lying. They 405 00:20:52.640 --> 00:20:53.799 think you're lying about. 406 00:20:53.640 --> 00:20:57.519 Stand what kind of risk I put to my credibility 407 00:20:58.039 --> 00:21:01.480 by coming out and saying this, Because I've been critical 408 00:21:01.519 --> 00:21:04.160 of a Little Mermaid and all this stuff, and I'm 409 00:21:04.200 --> 00:21:05.440 against all of it. 410 00:21:05.680 --> 00:21:06.519 You know what I'm saying. 411 00:21:06.839 --> 00:21:09.839 I'm against you do the Last Jedi. The Last Jedi sucked. 412 00:21:09.880 --> 00:21:10.039 Bro. 413 00:21:12.759 --> 00:21:15.319 Now I'm getting told I'm getting an l take on this. 414 00:21:15.440 --> 00:21:18.640 I don't, guys, there's no wind take and lose take. 415 00:21:18.720 --> 00:21:21.799 It's like, it's a great movie and to the discussion, 416 00:21:22.759 --> 00:21:24.720 it's like people want to see you don't see it. 417 00:21:24.759 --> 00:21:27.279 But I feel bad for you because you're missing one 418 00:21:27.279 --> 00:21:30.160 of the best movies come out in a long fucking time. 419 00:21:30.640 --> 00:21:32.880 And I know a lot of people criticizing it haven't seen it, 420 00:21:32.920 --> 00:21:34.359 bro I'll ask him and they'll be like no, and 421 00:21:34.400 --> 00:21:35.200 I'll never see it. 422 00:21:35.279 --> 00:21:38.480 I'm like, okay, yes, it's Homer Simpson. It's a movie 423 00:21:38.480 --> 00:21:40.119 about the story of Homer Simpson. 424 00:21:40.440 --> 00:21:41.119 Yes, you get. 425 00:21:41.200 --> 00:21:43.079 You don't get to have a take on the movie, though, 426 00:21:43.079 --> 00:21:44.000 if you haven't seen it. 427 00:21:44.279 --> 00:21:48.480 Well the comer so yes t shirt own Jamie saw 428 00:21:48.519 --> 00:21:52.240 Happy Birthday again, Johnny play the Happy Birthday music at 429 00:21:52.279 --> 00:21:53.640 asked for first thousand. 430 00:21:53.359 --> 00:22:09.400 Years Birthday two. You Havethday to Jamie star. 431 00:22:11.000 --> 00:22:12.640 Dude, you. 432 00:22:14.359 --> 00:22:17.000 Listen. Don't go see the movie if you don't want to. 433 00:22:17.920 --> 00:22:20.160 It's gonna it's gonna make a billion dollars with or 434 00:22:20.200 --> 00:22:20.759 without you. 435 00:22:20.799 --> 00:22:23.839 So well, I'm not even that it's it's just like. 436 00:22:25.920 --> 00:22:28.960 Shit, I don't go see any of the chick fighting 437 00:22:30.000 --> 00:22:32.279 like superhero movies or any of that ship. 438 00:22:32.319 --> 00:22:32.880 I don't go see. 439 00:22:33.039 --> 00:22:36.000 I saw Supergirl. It's Supergirl is lame. It was super lame. 440 00:22:36.079 --> 00:22:37.759 Yeah, yeah, Johnny go. 441 00:22:38.039 --> 00:22:41.440 Johnny likes bulls of steaming dog shit, and he'll I 442 00:22:41.480 --> 00:22:41.960 didn't like it. 443 00:22:42.039 --> 00:22:43.839 I said it was lame. It sucked. Yeah. 444 00:22:43.960 --> 00:22:44.240 You know. 445 00:22:45.799 --> 00:22:48.880 There's one really woke scene that that bothered me at 446 00:22:48.880 --> 00:22:50.319 the end, And I know you'll know what it is 447 00:22:50.359 --> 00:22:53.279 when Penelope is like, we don't need a king. I've 448 00:22:53.279 --> 00:22:55.279 been the queen here for twenty years. That. 449 00:22:55.480 --> 00:22:58.680 Oh yeah, that was sucked and it was really unnecessary. 450 00:22:59.200 --> 00:22:59.680 It was ok. 451 00:23:00.119 --> 00:23:02.519 It gives the illusion that she wants. 452 00:23:02.279 --> 00:23:05.640 The throne and she doesn't. Yeah, and she doesn't. I'm like, 453 00:23:05.680 --> 00:23:08.920 that's that doesn't fit the character. Like, no, I mean, 454 00:23:09.039 --> 00:23:12.559 it's a great movie, dude. Guys, just go for the 455 00:23:12.640 --> 00:23:14.559 last fight seat, which is. 456 00:23:14.839 --> 00:23:19.319 Awesome, insane. It gets you so jack bro. People saying 457 00:23:19.319 --> 00:23:21.799 this is a boring movie, by the way, I don't know. 458 00:23:23.440 --> 00:23:25.160 Dude, I don't know how. 459 00:23:25.799 --> 00:23:29.160 It was just like all these great mini movies all 460 00:23:29.200 --> 00:23:30.319 put it into one movie. 461 00:23:31.079 --> 00:23:32.039 Yeah, well that's funny. 462 00:23:32.160 --> 00:23:32.319 Yeah. 463 00:23:32.319 --> 00:23:34.960 I hear people saying it's boring. But also there's too 464 00:23:35.039 --> 00:23:37.000 much shit going on, like you, and I'm like, what, 465 00:23:37.119 --> 00:23:39.279 that doesn't make any sense. It was breathless. 466 00:23:40.599 --> 00:23:41.880 Yeah, I'm with you, dude. 467 00:23:41.880 --> 00:23:45.000 I thought it was extraordinary, and I knew I would 468 00:23:45.039 --> 00:23:47.680 take shit for saying it, but I just want if 469 00:23:47.680 --> 00:23:51.440 you could open your mind to putting aside, just for 470 00:23:51.480 --> 00:23:55.759 a second, your belief system on what's happening and just 471 00:23:55.839 --> 00:24:00.720 go enjoy a masterpiece. Do it, because it's great and 472 00:24:00.960 --> 00:24:04.519 when you see how little it's crazy to me, Johnny, 473 00:24:04.640 --> 00:24:08.480 everyone's mad at the black chick and the transit. No 474 00:24:08.519 --> 00:24:10.759 one cares about the Indian who is like one of 475 00:24:10.799 --> 00:24:12.359 the main characters for fucking dud. 476 00:24:13.000 --> 00:24:15.640 Did you notice that somebody pointed this south, Jonathan, but goough. 477 00:24:15.680 --> 00:24:17.440 I saw it. Was the first person to point this out. 478 00:24:18.240 --> 00:24:21.119 And it tells you that Nolan knows, like he's given 479 00:24:21.160 --> 00:24:23.559 you a wink. The only time somebody speaks Greek and 480 00:24:23.640 --> 00:24:26.359 the whole fucking movie is when that Indian guy is 481 00:24:26.400 --> 00:24:28.799 going to that village that was sacked and the guy 482 00:24:28.880 --> 00:24:32.000 speaking to him in Greek and gets the Greek translated 483 00:24:32.039 --> 00:24:35.119 to English, and then the Indian guy goes, we are Greeks, 484 00:24:35.240 --> 00:24:40.519 we are from Ithaca. That's the only time Greek has spoken. 485 00:24:40.559 --> 00:24:42.799 And that Indian guy is putting his hand on his 486 00:24:42.920 --> 00:24:46.599 just saying we are Greek, we are from Ithaca. Is 487 00:24:46.680 --> 00:24:49.599 clearly dude, he's taking he's taking the piss. Nolan is 488 00:24:49.599 --> 00:24:52.559 a he's he's smart man, he's a genius, and he 489 00:24:52.680 --> 00:24:54.640 knows all you think. He doesn't know all of the 490 00:24:54.680 --> 00:24:55.880 commentary going on around And. 491 00:24:55.880 --> 00:24:59.440 I'm gonna tell you guys something real quick about the 492 00:24:59.480 --> 00:25:02.440 Elliot pay guess what the Greeks. 493 00:25:02.079 --> 00:25:06.799 Loved trans they did, Yeah, they loved trans So the. 494 00:25:06.759 --> 00:25:08.839 Greeks would be like, at least you got something right. 495 00:25:08.880 --> 00:25:10.920 You got a transit this movie. 496 00:25:11.079 --> 00:25:12.759 And it's doing it in Greece. By the way, if 497 00:25:12.759 --> 00:25:15.039 anybody should be pissed off, it's Greeks because there's no 498 00:25:15.119 --> 00:25:16.240 Greek people in the movie. 499 00:25:16.640 --> 00:25:20.359 And uh, I think he could have done that, but 500 00:25:20.640 --> 00:25:22.319 you know, he's just running and gunning. 501 00:25:23.000 --> 00:25:27.000 Doddie unfollowed. Imagine unfollowing a podcast because of an empain. 502 00:25:27.400 --> 00:25:32.440 You just unfollowed us, Dotty, You're you've been with us 503 00:25:32.480 --> 00:25:37.559 forever at all? We're saying, no, I think she does 504 00:25:37.599 --> 00:25:38.279 look like that. 505 00:25:39.680 --> 00:25:42.440 I can't believe we're losing. We lost somebody. 506 00:25:42.440 --> 00:25:44.559 But you know what, it's a mistake. 507 00:25:44.640 --> 00:25:47.960 What happens, dude, when you when you speak your truth. 508 00:25:48.559 --> 00:25:50.960 People are in their feelings about this movie so hard, dude, 509 00:25:51.000 --> 00:25:54.039 like they'm angry just that I don't think I've seen it. 510 00:25:54.319 --> 00:26:00.240 Maybe with Jedi, but that sucked everybody on it. 511 00:26:01.039 --> 00:26:03.200 And then not agreeing on one thing. 512 00:26:03.680 --> 00:26:04.839 Of the movie. 513 00:26:06.519 --> 00:26:07.319 I did not fall. 514 00:26:07.640 --> 00:26:10.759 Now she's back, Okay, Welcome back, Dottie. 515 00:26:10.480 --> 00:26:11.680 Welcome back. Dottie. 516 00:26:12.119 --> 00:26:15.440 We made dress of five seconds really left the mark 517 00:26:15.480 --> 00:26:15.960 on us. 518 00:26:16.359 --> 00:26:17.400 We were so upset. 519 00:26:17.799 --> 00:26:19.200 We hated it. We hated a. 520 00:26:19.240 --> 00:26:21.920 Couple of female followers, and we thought we lost one. 521 00:26:23.319 --> 00:26:26.000 Thank god, thank god. I was really nervous. I was 522 00:26:26.000 --> 00:26:27.559 acting like I was trying to play it cool, but 523 00:26:27.680 --> 00:26:28.279 I was nervous. 524 00:26:28.799 --> 00:26:29.960 Do what you want, dude. 525 00:26:30.000 --> 00:26:32.200 So I just want to play this briefly. I sent 526 00:26:32.200 --> 00:26:33.680 you this, Sam. I don't know if you had time 527 00:26:33.720 --> 00:26:36.279 a chance to see it. Jonathan Pigou had the best 528 00:26:36.359 --> 00:26:36.799 take on it. 529 00:26:37.200 --> 00:26:37.319 Uh. 530 00:26:37.519 --> 00:26:39.960 He called the Odyssey the film itself is kind of 531 00:26:40.000 --> 00:26:42.359 a Trojan horse. I just want to play a little 532 00:26:42.359 --> 00:26:44.319 of this. This is the host of the symbolic World. 533 00:26:44.680 --> 00:26:47.160 He's he's one of these kind of Eastern Orthodox guys 534 00:26:47.160 --> 00:26:52.559 who find symbolism and media and I I generally agree 535 00:26:52.599 --> 00:26:54.200 with his take on this film, and. 536 00:26:55.119 --> 00:26:58.319 With some trepidation because of all the criticism that has 537 00:26:58.359 --> 00:27:00.440 come up and all of the questions that have come 538 00:27:00.519 --> 00:27:03.839 up about the casting and what's going on. And I 539 00:27:03.920 --> 00:27:07.519 have to say, I was hoping that some of these 540 00:27:07.559 --> 00:27:10.960 decisions were superficial, that they weren't going to enter into 541 00:27:11.000 --> 00:27:13.400 the story, weren't going to taint you know, the story 542 00:27:13.839 --> 00:27:19.240 with politics and you know, kind of subversion, and oh 543 00:27:19.279 --> 00:27:24.200 my goodness, not only did this story not do that, 544 00:27:24.400 --> 00:27:28.279 but it did even more. The story that Christopher Nolan told, 545 00:27:28.319 --> 00:27:29.880 the way he told it is one of the most 546 00:27:29.920 --> 00:27:34.759 metaphings I've ever seen. The entire movie is a trojan horse. 547 00:27:35.240 --> 00:27:37.400 They kind of trickery that is used. There's a kind 548 00:27:37.400 --> 00:27:40.880 of subversion. There's the bait and switch in which we, 549 00:27:41.319 --> 00:27:43.480 you know, we tell you that you're going to watch 550 00:27:43.960 --> 00:27:45.839 the story of this or that hero, that you're going 551 00:27:45.880 --> 00:27:49.720 to watch something that that you would care about, you know, that. 552 00:27:49.680 --> 00:27:52.920 Would tell a great kind of adventure story. 553 00:27:53.000 --> 00:27:56.319 And then ultimately when you go and watch the movie, 554 00:27:56.799 --> 00:27:58.680 you realize that it's just propaganda. 555 00:27:58.759 --> 00:28:00.200 That you realize that it is. 556 00:28:00.440 --> 00:28:03.319 You know, it's actually a kind of vehicle for a 557 00:28:03.359 --> 00:28:07.319 message that is annoying and political and bashing you over 558 00:28:07.359 --> 00:28:07.720 the head. 559 00:28:08.240 --> 00:28:09.599 And it's been frustrating. 560 00:28:09.640 --> 00:28:12.039 And to me, when I watch, you know, Hollywood kind 561 00:28:12.039 --> 00:28:14.480 of collapse, I'm happy to see it happen because they've 562 00:28:14.480 --> 00:28:19.400 been completely taken over by h messaging and uh, you know, 563 00:28:19.440 --> 00:28:24.799 a kind of political uh hammer to hack at political enemies. 564 00:28:25.079 --> 00:28:28.400 And in this movie, Christopher Nolan does the opposite of that, 565 00:28:28.640 --> 00:28:32.119 Christopher Nolan takes what on the outside looks like giving 566 00:28:32.119 --> 00:28:35.160 into kind of postmodern tropes about using diversity as a 567 00:28:35.160 --> 00:28:38.599 political tool, changing race swapping, gender swapping, doing all that 568 00:28:38.680 --> 00:28:41.559 with the characters that people do for a political tool 569 00:28:41.839 --> 00:28:45.079 and transforms it, turns it into a trojan horse for 570 00:28:45.559 --> 00:28:47.640 the may for an amazing story, for a story that 571 00:28:47.680 --> 00:28:50.319 we need to see and a story that is desperately 572 00:28:50.680 --> 00:28:53.119 when that we want and need to hear right now. 573 00:28:53.799 --> 00:28:54.960 We have to remember that. 574 00:28:54.920 --> 00:28:57.400 You know, in a lot of the media, in a 575 00:28:57.400 --> 00:28:59.440 lot of the story that we've had before, it wasn't 576 00:28:59.559 --> 00:29:02.720 the fact that having female characters or having characters of 577 00:29:02.720 --> 00:29:06.240 diverse origins that bother people. Those have already always existed 578 00:29:06.240 --> 00:29:08.880 in storytelling. We've always had stories like that. The problem 579 00:29:09.200 --> 00:29:12.240 was using the swap and using the change to kind 580 00:29:12.240 --> 00:29:13.720 of make it into propaganda. 581 00:29:13.759 --> 00:29:14.880 That is what is very frustrating. 582 00:29:14.920 --> 00:29:17.680 Nobody has a problem with the movie Aliens with a 583 00:29:17.720 --> 00:29:20.039 female lead, but then people have a problem with The 584 00:29:20.079 --> 00:29:22.720 Marbles because that the use of a female leads in 585 00:29:22.759 --> 00:29:26.119 those movies is just used ash on people and to 586 00:29:26.480 --> 00:29:28.680 try to get them to swallow some political message. 587 00:29:28.720 --> 00:29:30.440 Right, and so in this movie. 588 00:29:30.519 --> 00:29:32.480 What happens is that, you know, a lot of people 589 00:29:32.480 --> 00:29:33.799 are frustrated, and at first I was wondering. 590 00:29:33.839 --> 00:29:35.440 I was like, why are they doing this? Why is 591 00:29:35.519 --> 00:29:37.440 Christopinolan giving in to this? 592 00:29:37.759 --> 00:29:41.279 But ultimately I'm telling you you have to go see it, 593 00:29:41.480 --> 00:29:45.759 because he turns everything on its head. He actually uses 594 00:29:45.880 --> 00:29:47.839 this in a kind of double inversion in the way 595 00:29:47.880 --> 00:29:50.160 that my brother Mattia talks about the double inversion kind 596 00:29:50.160 --> 00:29:52.960 of the end of clown World, where he presents something 597 00:29:53.240 --> 00:29:55.240 as a kind of trick on a trick and it 598 00:29:55.319 --> 00:30:00.200 turns back into a wonderful, beautiful story. 599 00:30:00.279 --> 00:30:00.519 You know. 600 00:30:00.640 --> 00:30:02.039 One of the things that kind of at first I 601 00:30:02.039 --> 00:30:03.759 was watching the movie, I was actually, you know, annoyed 602 00:30:03.799 --> 00:30:06.200 with some things, and then really enjoying the movie. And 603 00:30:06.240 --> 00:30:08.599 then I started to see what Christopher Nolan was doing, 604 00:30:09.039 --> 00:30:11.920 and I realized, oh, my goodness, this is absolutely brilliant. 605 00:30:12.359 --> 00:30:14.759 You see, you have to remember what this story is about. 606 00:30:14.960 --> 00:30:18.759 The Odyssey is the story about the character of you 607 00:30:18.839 --> 00:30:21.960 of Odysseus. The character of Ulysses is a trickster, and 608 00:30:22.000 --> 00:30:24.319 he's a trickster all through his story. He's a trickster 609 00:30:24.440 --> 00:30:26.440 until the end he pretends to be a beggar in 610 00:30:26.440 --> 00:30:28.759 his own house in order to trick the suitors to 611 00:30:28.759 --> 00:30:29.799 be able to kill all of them. 612 00:30:30.039 --> 00:30:32.559 He tricks all these people through his story, and. 613 00:30:32.519 --> 00:30:34.319 Of course in this version of the Odyssey, they add 614 00:30:34.319 --> 00:30:36.519 the part from the Eneid which is not in the Odyssey, 615 00:30:36.720 --> 00:30:39.079 which is that it's the entire thing starts with him 616 00:30:39.119 --> 00:30:42.039 tricking the Trojans with the trojan horse in order to 617 00:30:42.240 --> 00:30:45.960 take over the city of Troy. And so at some 618 00:30:45.960 --> 00:30:48.920 point you wereize, oh, wait a minute, this movie is 619 00:30:48.920 --> 00:30:52.200 a trojan horse. This movie is like a reverse Trojan 620 00:30:52.200 --> 00:30:55.920 horse where he has put on a kind of veneer postmodernism. 621 00:30:56.039 --> 00:30:57.400 But inside is. 622 00:30:57.480 --> 00:30:59.319 The story of the return of the king, the return 623 00:30:59.359 --> 00:31:01.720 of the father, you know, the remembering of your home, 624 00:31:01.799 --> 00:31:04.680 the returning home, and then the passing of authority to 625 00:31:04.720 --> 00:31:07.039 the son, you know, the ennobling of the son who 626 00:31:07.119 --> 00:31:11.519 will replace the father in an act of filiation rather 627 00:31:11.519 --> 00:31:13.720 than an act of revolution, which is what we've seen 628 00:31:13.799 --> 00:31:17.000 in the past decades in storytelling. So there's a scene 629 00:31:17.039 --> 00:31:21.960 at the beginning of the movie and with being trained 630 00:31:22.000 --> 00:31:25.119 by the blind servant of his father. As his father 631 00:31:25.160 --> 00:31:27.440 has left, his blind servant that is still faithful to him, 632 00:31:27.440 --> 00:31:30.680 is training Telemachus in fighting and he's fighting with this 633 00:31:30.720 --> 00:31:33.519 sparring partner and he keeps getting bested by the sparring partner. 634 00:31:33.680 --> 00:31:35.559 And the blind man obviously can hear just the sword, 635 00:31:35.599 --> 00:31:37.599 and he says, I can just hear the sword a hit, 636 00:31:37.640 --> 00:31:38.680 and I know what you're doing wrong. 637 00:31:38.720 --> 00:31:41.319 And he says, you're you're defending yourself too quickly. 638 00:31:41.599 --> 00:31:44.279 Your reaction to the attack comes too quick, and he says, 639 00:31:44.319 --> 00:31:45.279 you need to slow down. 640 00:31:45.519 --> 00:31:47.079 You need to invite the attack. 641 00:31:47.279 --> 00:31:49.839 You need to open up your give this impression that 642 00:31:49.839 --> 00:31:52.319 you're opening up your your chest to like invite the attack, 643 00:31:52.480 --> 00:31:54.880 and then use that to your advantage, right, and in 644 00:31:54.960 --> 00:31:58.119 some ways like trick your opponent into being defeated. 645 00:31:58.440 --> 00:32:00.599 And you know, that's right at the getting of the movie. 646 00:32:00.640 --> 00:32:02.279 And when I was watching, I said, what a strange 647 00:32:02.400 --> 00:32:05.920 scene at the outset to put in the movie. And 648 00:32:05.960 --> 00:32:09.119 it's only as the movie was unfurling that I realized 649 00:32:09.119 --> 00:32:11.480 that this is what the movie is about. This is 650 00:32:11.680 --> 00:32:13.880 what's going on in this entire movie, That this whole 651 00:32:13.880 --> 00:32:17.079 movie is about trickery and is about letting yourself, you know, 652 00:32:17.720 --> 00:32:19.720 seem to seem to look like you're being abused in 653 00:32:19.839 --> 00:32:22.680 order to finally deal the final blow, and then you remember. 654 00:32:22.519 --> 00:32:24.799 That that's how the entire story of the Odissey ends. 655 00:32:24.880 --> 00:32:27.200 That the entire audit story of the Odissey ends as 656 00:32:27.200 --> 00:32:30.039 Odysseus pretends to be a beggar in his own house, 657 00:32:30.279 --> 00:32:34.359 pretends to be nothing, and lets the people in the house, 658 00:32:34.400 --> 00:32:36.279 the suitors who are trying to take what is his 659 00:32:36.279 --> 00:32:39.680 his wife and kill his child, let them abuse him 660 00:32:39.680 --> 00:32:41.759 for a certain amount of time in order to see 661 00:32:41.799 --> 00:32:46.319 their weaknesses, and then ultimately reveal himself and retake the house. 662 00:32:49.720 --> 00:32:53.960 Yeah, dude, Yeah, that's it, man, that's the movie. That's 663 00:32:54.000 --> 00:32:56.240 what it is. That's you can continue to watch that 664 00:32:57.680 --> 00:33:01.200 Johnson pigot on Twitter and YouTube. But he's totally right, 665 00:33:01.640 --> 00:33:05.200 and and it also has a larger culture message, that 666 00:33:05.279 --> 00:33:08.799 idea of reacting too quickly, you know, like people did 667 00:33:08.799 --> 00:33:11.839 to this film. You know, like they got out over 668 00:33:11.839 --> 00:33:14.119 their skis, they made it too obvious. They kind of 669 00:33:14.119 --> 00:33:16.799 got pulled by their nose. And it turns out the 670 00:33:16.839 --> 00:33:18.799 film is not what we thought it was going to be. 671 00:33:18.799 --> 00:33:20.440 But I was totally ready not to like it. 672 00:33:21.720 --> 00:33:23.279 I was not gonna go see it. 673 00:33:24.319 --> 00:33:27.160 Yeah, and only because you hit me up and said 674 00:33:27.200 --> 00:33:31.599 this is the greatest thing ever made by anybody, including 675 00:33:31.640 --> 00:33:36.359 my love making Johnny Ring, He's making second to this movie. 676 00:33:37.559 --> 00:33:41.359 Now, I will say, there is in the hilarious. 677 00:33:41.160 --> 00:33:42.960 There Johnny, remember your hot sister. 678 00:33:44.039 --> 00:33:47.000 There's it drags just a touch. Didn't you think it 679 00:33:47.079 --> 00:33:48.200 dragged just a little bit? 680 00:33:48.200 --> 00:33:50.400 And like the Oh, there were moments I'm like, how 681 00:33:50.440 --> 00:33:53.240 long is this movie? But then it catches you and 682 00:33:53.279 --> 00:33:56.480 you forget and you're just back in it exactly. 683 00:33:56.680 --> 00:33:59.480 Yeah, it was great. It was great. 684 00:33:59.680 --> 00:34:01.200 Dude, back in it? 685 00:34:01.319 --> 00:34:03.839 Dude, Wait, no, this is funny, this guy says. Johnny 686 00:34:03.880 --> 00:34:06.799 also loves Oasis. Uh yeah, one of the most popular 687 00:34:07.000 --> 00:34:07.880 rock and roll bands. 688 00:34:07.920 --> 00:34:10.320 That just one of the best live shows I've ever 689 00:34:10.360 --> 00:34:11.320 seen in my life. 690 00:34:12.039 --> 00:34:13.840 I mean, and I'm not even an Oasis fan. 691 00:34:15.119 --> 00:34:17.960 Yeah, so I wasn't a huge fan until I went 692 00:34:17.960 --> 00:34:20.119 to see them live. And now I'm like, Okay, look 693 00:34:20.119 --> 00:34:22.800 at this shill. People keep saying shills. You're dude, if 694 00:34:22.840 --> 00:34:24.599 you really think that's. 695 00:34:24.199 --> 00:34:27.039 The white chick with an I bang black guy's haircut 696 00:34:27.159 --> 00:34:28.920 giving us ship right now. 697 00:34:29.039 --> 00:34:31.519 If you really think we're shilling, which means we're being 698 00:34:31.519 --> 00:34:35.519 paid to talk about this film positively, you're a fucking idiot, bro, 699 00:34:35.760 --> 00:34:36.960 you're listening, dumb. 700 00:34:36.920 --> 00:34:39.320 Listen, white chick who bangs black eyes think she's a 701 00:34:39.320 --> 00:34:45.239 civil rights leader. Okay, we're just saying, if you're missing out, Okay, 702 00:34:45.679 --> 00:34:49.000 if you're gonna miss out because you're these predetermined beliefs, 703 00:34:49.239 --> 00:34:51.000 you're doing yourself a disservice. 704 00:34:51.679 --> 00:34:54.960 Okay. That's awnest people. 705 00:34:55.239 --> 00:34:57.559 I've seen woke criticisms of it, saying it's not what 706 00:34:57.639 --> 00:35:00.199 we thought it was gonna be, you know, like, like 707 00:35:00.360 --> 00:35:03.400 no one somehow betrayed them. So keep that in mind. 708 00:35:03.599 --> 00:35:06.920 I mean the people that you hate, not all of 709 00:35:06.960 --> 00:35:08.760 them are. I know, I have seen some weird trans 710 00:35:08.760 --> 00:35:11.760 people that were like way into it, but yeah. 711 00:35:11.719 --> 00:35:13.519 Show me the not weird trans people. 712 00:35:13.599 --> 00:35:15.679 Those are the hot ones, right, the ones who look 713 00:35:15.800 --> 00:35:18.239 like real chicks. You're like, Okay, you're cool. 714 00:35:19.199 --> 00:35:20.719 If I hadn't seen it, I would go see it 715 00:35:20.760 --> 00:35:25.440 just to participate in the cultural exchange, you know what 716 00:35:25.480 --> 00:35:28.280 I mean, until I have an opinion, because again, if 717 00:35:28.280 --> 00:35:30.199 you haven't seen it, you don't get to have any. 718 00:35:30.119 --> 00:35:32.119 Can you take your picture down? I keep thinking of 719 00:35:32.239 --> 00:35:33.719 all the black guys she's taken. 720 00:35:34.480 --> 00:35:36.599 I'm sorry, I thought you would like that. 721 00:35:36.599 --> 00:35:38.039 That's true. 722 00:35:39.199 --> 00:35:43.079 Yeah, someone asked, is it worth eight dollars to go 723 00:35:43.119 --> 00:35:43.360 see it? 724 00:35:43.440 --> 00:35:43.679 Dude? 725 00:35:43.679 --> 00:35:47.199 If you can see for eight dollars, that's a fucking blessing. 726 00:35:48.000 --> 00:35:53.920 Yeah. Yeah, if it's not, I wouldn't Obviously, don't spend 727 00:35:54.000 --> 00:35:56.239 more money than you can afford. But if you can, 728 00:35:57.000 --> 00:35:58.679 if you can see it in the theory afford to, 729 00:35:58.800 --> 00:36:00.719 it's gonna be the best experience. It's in an IMAX 730 00:36:00.760 --> 00:36:04.239 theater especially, but if you have a good setup at home, yeah, 731 00:36:04.280 --> 00:36:06.960 you can wait for streaming. Sure did you see? By 732 00:36:06.960 --> 00:36:08.280 the way, did you see the people that went to 733 00:36:08.280 --> 00:36:10.760 see it in four D? How fucking crazy that shit is? 734 00:36:10.880 --> 00:36:11.119 Dude. 735 00:36:11.480 --> 00:36:15.320 I wouldn't even know how to understand it, Like I said, 736 00:36:15.440 --> 00:36:17.400 what they do? Like, oh, I took my daughters to 737 00:36:17.440 --> 00:36:20.760 see Super Mario in four D. Mike said that my 738 00:36:20.840 --> 00:36:24.320 autistic daughter loved it. In my and the other one. 739 00:36:24.480 --> 00:36:25.039 Was like a. 740 00:36:26.800 --> 00:36:28.199 Look at this bro checking shit out. 741 00:36:32.400 --> 00:36:35.480 Oh yeah, Oh I could not imagine the boat scene 742 00:36:35.840 --> 00:36:36.719 in fort D. 743 00:36:37.760 --> 00:36:48.360 Oh my god, Now I gotta go do it. There 744 00:36:48.360 --> 00:36:48.880 ain't no way. 745 00:36:48.960 --> 00:36:53.039 Dogs, that's great, dude. 746 00:36:53.199 --> 00:36:55.480 They showed the preview of it too in four D, 747 00:36:55.760 --> 00:36:59.280 like like what these what the seats look like in 748 00:36:59.400 --> 00:37:02.360 four D? Like, I didn't know it sprayed water out 749 00:37:02.400 --> 00:37:05.599 at your money. It's just always spraying water, dude. 750 00:37:05.760 --> 00:37:07.199 Yeah, dude, that was crazy. 751 00:37:07.239 --> 00:37:10.760 Bro, you're evn soaken like women when they see my cop. 752 00:37:14.119 --> 00:37:15.639 So they used to say about the Beatles that the 753 00:37:15.639 --> 00:37:17.480 girls would get so excited that you could see the 754 00:37:17.480 --> 00:37:21.519 piss running down the aisles, which I mean disgusting, but 755 00:37:21.639 --> 00:37:24.559 I swear that's what one of their roadies says, Neil Aspinall. 756 00:37:25.079 --> 00:37:28.280 He says that in the early days, the girls would 757 00:37:28.280 --> 00:37:30.199 get so excited they'd peede themselves and they would just 758 00:37:30.239 --> 00:37:35.079 run down the aisle. That seems unlikely to me, but uh, 759 00:37:35.119 --> 00:37:38.039 that's the claim anyway. Yeah, we won't dwell on it, 760 00:37:38.119 --> 00:37:38.840 but I. 761 00:37:39.039 --> 00:37:42.000 Think we did. Like minutes, I think we dwelled on it, 762 00:37:42.320 --> 00:37:43.880 did we really? Yeah? 763 00:37:43.960 --> 00:37:46.480 Yeah that's so huh yeah I did. Don't let yourself 764 00:37:46.480 --> 00:37:49.239 be misled about this. If you're somebody who's open minded, 765 00:37:49.280 --> 00:37:49.760 go see it. 766 00:37:50.800 --> 00:37:53.159 Yeah it was good, dude, it was good. 767 00:37:53.599 --> 00:37:56.559 It's not like sometimes good entertainment you have to kind 768 00:37:56.559 --> 00:38:00.519 of swallow your principles to get in and then this 769 00:38:00.599 --> 00:38:02.480 is not one of those movies where you have to listen. 770 00:38:02.559 --> 00:38:05.320 If it was any other director, I'd be like, nope 771 00:38:05.400 --> 00:38:09.639 and listen, I'm not gone and seen Nolan movies like 772 00:38:09.679 --> 00:38:14.239 I didn't even go see I didn't go see Oppenheimer 773 00:38:14.280 --> 00:38:17.000 because nukes aren't real, So why would I go watch 774 00:38:17.039 --> 00:38:18.239 a stupid movie like that. 775 00:38:18.960 --> 00:38:21.039 I didn't love it. I didn't love it. I mean, 776 00:38:21.079 --> 00:38:24.239 it was a little slow, especially compared to this Oppenheimer. 777 00:38:24.280 --> 00:38:26.159 It was fine. You know, It's not my favorite of his. 778 00:38:27.840 --> 00:38:30.840 But it's funny say that. You saying that sounds just 779 00:38:30.880 --> 00:38:32.920 like the people who aren't seeing this because of the casting. 780 00:38:32.960 --> 00:38:34.159 By the way, I have to say. 781 00:38:34.280 --> 00:38:37.880 I'm fine with that. No, I'm fine with that. 782 00:38:39.199 --> 00:38:42.000 You sent me one of the funny Why. 783 00:38:41.840 --> 00:38:45.079 Is Tony got the face of a white CHICKU bangs 784 00:38:45.079 --> 00:38:49.519 black eye in his profile? Like I'm over the fake 785 00:38:49.639 --> 00:38:52.079 pictures as we use AI. 786 00:38:52.519 --> 00:38:56.599 You know, you sent me one of the funniest videos 787 00:38:56.679 --> 00:39:01.920 I've ever seen. It's this YouTube channel called uh Soft 788 00:39:01.920 --> 00:39:09.760 White Underbelly. Oh wait, interviewed this white guy who I 789 00:39:09.800 --> 00:39:13.440 guess was raised with black people. Yeah, because I've always 790 00:39:13.480 --> 00:39:15.280 said that I can tell a black or a white 791 00:39:15.320 --> 00:39:17.960 person by their voice. Well, I've always said that like 792 00:39:18.039 --> 00:39:19.960 ninety percent of the time, I could probably do that 793 00:39:20.159 --> 00:39:23.519 this guy would fool me one hundred percent of the time. 794 00:39:24.039 --> 00:39:26.239 Watch this, bro, let me mute myself. 795 00:39:27.800 --> 00:39:30.480 You'll never find a black boy in a basement, no 796 00:39:30.559 --> 00:39:31.840 way in America making a pipe. 797 00:39:31.880 --> 00:39:33.440 I'm gonna kill a bunch of white people. 798 00:39:33.639 --> 00:39:36.639 You'll never see it. You'll never see it, bro, but 799 00:39:37.480 --> 00:39:38.960 it stop. 800 00:39:39.119 --> 00:39:43.440 I love, I love I love that he is like 801 00:39:44.119 --> 00:39:47.599 black people never commit large scale violence. 802 00:39:47.679 --> 00:39:52.079 I'm like, no, they do it on an individual basis. Johnny, 803 00:39:52.119 --> 00:39:54.320 can you move to screen over a little bit because 804 00:39:54.360 --> 00:39:56.119 the reason I said to you, because look what his 805 00:39:56.239 --> 00:40:00.920 nickname is. Yeah, I mean, my work here is done. 806 00:40:01.039 --> 00:40:05.199 When will you guys understand I am a prophet, even 807 00:40:05.239 --> 00:40:09.639 at my advanced age, I am pushing culture. I push culture. 808 00:40:10.199 --> 00:40:11.159 You're not that old. 809 00:40:11.000 --> 00:40:13.880 Diad coming, I know, but I'm not twenty. 810 00:40:14.679 --> 00:40:16.000 No, you're not twenty That's right. 811 00:40:16.119 --> 00:40:19.719 Okay, I'm gonna go see this guy. He's in Saint Petersburg, Florida. 812 00:40:20.079 --> 00:40:21.960 Oh, we gotta get my bes, dude, we gotta get 813 00:40:21.960 --> 00:40:23.559 my broken sim No, I just see. 814 00:40:23.360 --> 00:40:25.199 It right around. Go what out, my boy? 815 00:40:25.239 --> 00:40:28.719 They're coming blackie, i'd be I does he talk about 816 00:40:28.800 --> 00:40:30.880 if he gets an nword pass? Because that's the number 817 00:40:30.920 --> 00:40:32.320 one question. I would ask him, like. 818 00:40:32.920 --> 00:40:34.400 Look what he calls himself? 819 00:40:35.320 --> 00:40:40.519 Yeah, but I would, But we're live streaming. Let's let's 820 00:40:40.519 --> 00:40:44.800 listen on to a bit more of this fella. 821 00:40:46.400 --> 00:40:50.239 You never dog, you never see, you get high, bad 822 00:40:50.239 --> 00:40:52.159 by the god to the stalls with all the calls. 823 00:40:52.199 --> 00:40:54.199 Baby, black label is what we do. 824 00:40:54.599 --> 00:40:55.159 Get hot and. 825 00:40:55.119 --> 00:40:58.039 Heed it when you need it. How do you have 826 00:40:58.079 --> 00:40:59.159 the name of black label? 827 00:40:59.599 --> 00:41:02.239 So, oh, my name comes from the hood. I was 828 00:41:02.239 --> 00:41:04.159 the only white guy in the neighborhood. So have you 829 00:41:04.239 --> 00:41:06.079 ever seen a really fat person? They called him tiny, 830 00:41:06.559 --> 00:41:08.039 So I was only a white kid in the hood, 831 00:41:08.079 --> 00:41:08.880 so they called me black. 832 00:41:11.119 --> 00:41:11.480 Just stuck. 833 00:41:11.719 --> 00:41:12.199 It's stuck. 834 00:41:12.280 --> 00:41:14.400 Then I had to reinvent my name when I came 835 00:41:14.440 --> 00:41:15.960 home after fifteen years in the fast. 836 00:41:15.960 --> 00:41:16.960 But we'll get them all that. 837 00:41:17.320 --> 00:41:20.719 It's you know how, my name is a trusted brand 838 00:41:20.800 --> 00:41:23.760 name already from the underworld, So when I come out 839 00:41:24.280 --> 00:41:26.400 into society, I got to figure out how to rebrand 840 00:41:26.400 --> 00:41:29.119 and recaptivate my name to get paid off of because 841 00:41:29.119 --> 00:41:30.440 it's so synonymous. 842 00:41:30.639 --> 00:41:33.079 We're doing great business and being a good guy. You 843 00:41:33.119 --> 00:41:37.039 know so, and your your family growing up was tell 844 00:41:37.079 --> 00:41:38.360 me about that dude. 845 00:41:38.480 --> 00:41:40.000 He talks so black he looks like. 846 00:41:42.880 --> 00:41:47.760 An abusive woman. She was very, very verbally abusive. She 847 00:41:47.800 --> 00:41:50.000 had a couple of different boyfriends, you know what I mean. 848 00:41:50.079 --> 00:41:54.039 They were all drunks, alcoholics. She had a period of alcoholism, 849 00:41:54.360 --> 00:41:57.599 you know, so that didn't go too well at all. 850 00:41:58.840 --> 00:42:00.039 And your dad and your dad. 851 00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:03.239 No, never never met him, never seen him, none of that. 852 00:42:04.599 --> 00:42:09.280 It's black beyond beyond the hood of what s Peter's Yeah, 853 00:42:09.280 --> 00:42:11.800 Sat Pete south Side, Saint Peter in the south Side, 854 00:42:11.840 --> 00:42:15.000 the same pat Saint Peter segregated back when I was 855 00:42:15.039 --> 00:42:15.480 growing up. 856 00:42:15.519 --> 00:42:17.760 I grew up in the in the eighties and nineties. 857 00:42:18.000 --> 00:42:19.199 Back then, the. 858 00:42:19.239 --> 00:42:23.440 South Side was all black, poor desolate folks to folks 859 00:42:23.440 --> 00:42:27.679 to or you know, wet evercipns, crime, retalal abuse. And 860 00:42:27.719 --> 00:42:29.320 then I don't give a fun. I'm out here on 861 00:42:29.840 --> 00:42:32.559 eighth and Broadway. I'm out here in Santa Monica on 862 00:42:32.960 --> 00:42:39.119 two o three. No, Oh, I ain't going nowhere. This 863 00:42:39.239 --> 00:42:41.119 is this sky. That's what I do. 864 00:42:41.280 --> 00:42:43.119 Oh, my guardian Angel is a whigger. 865 00:42:43.239 --> 00:42:48.159 Realized that you were nominally so my mom she had 866 00:42:48.480 --> 00:42:49.639 a couple of black friends. 867 00:42:50.039 --> 00:42:52.239 One of my mom's favorite black friends, her name was 868 00:42:52.280 --> 00:42:53.760 Adrian hole Cut. 869 00:42:54.679 --> 00:43:00.400 Adrian crazed me, so to speak, tell. 870 00:43:00.400 --> 00:43:03.960 His mind by the way tune, he keeps doing sniffles, 871 00:43:04.039 --> 00:43:07.119 and at the beginning of the interview, he does like 872 00:43:07.159 --> 00:43:08.320 that cocaine gulp. 873 00:43:09.880 --> 00:43:12.119 Oh does I didn't even know I saw you say that. 874 00:43:12.159 --> 00:43:14.800 But I don't know the signs of the cochins. 875 00:43:14.559 --> 00:43:17.039 Like, yeah, Johnny, you're not gifted. 876 00:43:19.119 --> 00:43:22.119 He's uh, dude, how great. I bet his mom did 877 00:43:22.159 --> 00:43:26.559 have some black friends. By the way, yeah, I'm saying, yeah, 878 00:43:26.880 --> 00:43:27.880 he's talking about. 879 00:43:27.679 --> 00:43:30.280 Here, white you you have black friends. 880 00:43:30.599 --> 00:43:33.280 He's talking about why he identifies with black people. So 881 00:43:33.320 --> 00:43:35.239 I just wanted to hear what he's got to say here. 882 00:43:35.360 --> 00:43:36.679 Let's just love this guy. 883 00:43:37.320 --> 00:43:40.199 She she was the one who kind of like took 884 00:43:40.239 --> 00:43:41.199 me on the front yard. 885 00:43:41.239 --> 00:43:44.639 She was the one who put me up against them. Boy. 886 00:43:44.719 --> 00:43:46.880 She's the one who showed me how to you know, 887 00:43:47.119 --> 00:43:47.719 roll joint. 888 00:43:47.760 --> 00:43:49.920 She don't one who told like, this is our culture, 889 00:43:49.960 --> 00:43:51.920 this is all Asian, whole true story. 890 00:43:52.079 --> 00:43:54.840 So what time I was about, what do you think 891 00:43:55.800 --> 00:43:58.119 he's doing this? Something the camera? 892 00:43:58.639 --> 00:44:01.800 So I called and I'm telling my mom something happened, 893 00:44:01.880 --> 00:44:04.039 and I never forget. She looked at my mom. She said, listen, 894 00:44:05.039 --> 00:44:07.599 I don't know what you did with him. I'm three 895 00:44:07.639 --> 00:44:09.920 or four that that's a black man. He got a 896 00:44:09.960 --> 00:44:13.280 black soul in him. He never not what you think 897 00:44:13.320 --> 00:44:15.079 he finna be there, ain't finna be no brand or 898 00:44:15.119 --> 00:44:15.519 no chair. 899 00:44:15.559 --> 00:44:15.719 Ms. 900 00:44:15.800 --> 00:44:19.000 Patty, that's a whole nigga. You understand what I'm saying. 901 00:44:20.519 --> 00:44:22.840 I didn't let that channel me as today. 902 00:44:22.880 --> 00:44:26.639 I'm gonna be ah it just I remember my whole 903 00:44:26.639 --> 00:44:28.199 So when people be like, oh, it's a it's a 904 00:44:29.000 --> 00:44:29.480 I'd be like. 905 00:44:29.440 --> 00:44:31.639 This my whole life. My mama An had a friend 906 00:44:31.719 --> 00:44:32.199 named Camille. 907 00:44:32.199 --> 00:44:34.280 They used to work at bird King together back in 908 00:44:34.320 --> 00:44:35.480 Saint Peter on the south side of. 909 00:44:35.480 --> 00:44:36.280 Thirty fourth Street. 910 00:44:36.599 --> 00:44:37.599 What is he wearing? 911 00:44:37.960 --> 00:44:40.119 She dog skin and all great. 912 00:44:40.800 --> 00:44:42.199 Mom used to leave me in the house with her, 913 00:44:42.280 --> 00:44:44.079 like she'll go get the weed and come back, so 914 00:44:44.079 --> 00:44:45.039 she leave me in the house with her. 915 00:44:47.960 --> 00:44:49.119 Camille used to be all over me. 916 00:44:49.199 --> 00:44:51.159 I'm saying, when you get older, I'm telling you know, 917 00:44:51.199 --> 00:44:52.360 I'm gonna get that lick. 918 00:44:52.679 --> 00:44:55.039 You know what I'm saying. This is what's going on. 919 00:44:55.599 --> 00:44:58.920 Oh my god, dude, what he's saying. 920 00:44:59.039 --> 00:45:01.480 Yeah, it's like she's like, when you get older, I'm 921 00:45:01.480 --> 00:45:02.320 gonna get that dick. 922 00:45:03.440 --> 00:45:07.719 That is crazy, bro, what some people just born into 923 00:45:07.719 --> 00:45:09.039 a world of chaos. 924 00:45:09.079 --> 00:45:09.280 Bro. 925 00:45:09.760 --> 00:45:12.599 We got our answer on his inward past. By the way, 926 00:45:12.639 --> 00:45:19.480 he congratulations to congratulations. Yes, yes, damn dude. 927 00:45:19.679 --> 00:45:22.519 Someone tried to recommend me for a solid white underbell 928 00:45:22.599 --> 00:45:24.039 he didn't want He never hit me up. 929 00:45:24.840 --> 00:45:27.000 What is Oh? Really? I'm sorry? So what is this 930 00:45:27.039 --> 00:45:29.599 guy's name? His name just black Label. That's his name? 931 00:45:29.599 --> 00:45:32.760 All right? Well, shout out black Label, my favorite black label. 932 00:45:32.800 --> 00:45:36.920 I can't wait to meet you in real life. 933 00:45:37.119 --> 00:45:39.679 You know what else I love In addition to Black Label. 934 00:45:39.719 --> 00:45:45.400 Black Label shot Hi hair ol hair ow. What what 935 00:45:45.480 --> 00:45:45.760 was that? 936 00:45:45.800 --> 00:45:45.960 Bro? 937 00:45:48.639 --> 00:45:50.320 Oh yeah, okay? Gorgeous? 938 00:45:50.639 --> 00:45:55.440 Uh yeah, I okay, buddy, uh I loved him dying 939 00:45:56.320 --> 00:45:58.679 during the week. As you know, my schedule is NonStop 940 00:45:58.960 --> 00:46:03.199 podcast podcast and editing podcasts and doing thumbnails for podcasts, 941 00:46:03.400 --> 00:46:05.800 and healthy eating is usually the first thing to slip. 942 00:46:05.880 --> 00:46:08.840 Tempo keeps me on track with real meals. 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Man. 976 00:47:50.039 --> 00:47:52.920 Dude, he should be the third co host. I would. 977 00:47:52.920 --> 00:47:54.679 I would welcome him in the heart heat. We should 978 00:47:54.679 --> 00:47:57.559 be all hang around. You know he loves the heat, bro. 979 00:47:57.639 --> 00:47:58.960 You know he loves the Miami heat. You know he 980 00:47:59.000 --> 00:48:01.760 loves that heat. Dude, lebron, Bro, you got to get 981 00:48:01.800 --> 00:48:02.679 back in Miami. 982 00:48:02.800 --> 00:48:06.920 Dog, hear me, Come back home, dog, Lebron. 983 00:48:07.000 --> 00:48:10.519 We got arms are open in the hood, dog, were 984 00:48:10.559 --> 00:48:13.719 waiting for you. Come back on the on the corner 985 00:48:14.960 --> 00:48:15.719 you get. 986 00:48:16.000 --> 00:48:17.360 Oh. Yeah. 987 00:48:17.920 --> 00:48:21.159 They released the trailer for Avengers Doomsday. Finally did you 988 00:48:21.199 --> 00:48:21.519 see it? 989 00:48:22.000 --> 00:48:26.400 Dude? Doom looks good? Why is this chick in every movie? Wait? 990 00:48:26.440 --> 00:48:27.000 Which one? 991 00:48:27.599 --> 00:48:30.480 The one who's in the Odyssey, Spider Man and Doom. 992 00:48:30.599 --> 00:48:32.800 Do we not have a lot of actresses out there? 993 00:48:33.199 --> 00:48:33.440 Wait? 994 00:48:34.199 --> 00:48:36.000 The black chick whose lights? 995 00:48:37.199 --> 00:48:40.559 Yeah, you're thinking of Spider Man. She's not in Doom, 996 00:48:40.599 --> 00:48:46.920 is she? Yeah, she's in Doom. Zindaia is in Doom. Doom, Dune. Dude, 997 00:48:47.079 --> 00:48:51.280 I'm talking about Doomsday. I'm saying the Avengers trailer drop. 998 00:48:52.239 --> 00:48:54.960 I'm gonna show some scenes from Avengers Doomsday here. We 999 00:48:55.000 --> 00:48:57.079 can't play the trailer. We've learned that they won't let us, 1000 00:48:57.119 --> 00:48:59.599 even though it's a preview for a movie they're trying 1001 00:48:59.599 --> 00:49:03.639 to avert. But yeah, it's uh Thor is talking about 1002 00:49:03.719 --> 00:49:06.480 how Doctor Doom scares him. He's the first guy that 1003 00:49:06.559 --> 00:49:08.400 scares him. I just want to show you. I want 1004 00:49:08.400 --> 00:49:11.119 to see what you think of how Doctor Doom looks. Here. 1005 00:49:11.199 --> 00:49:13.039 Let's see if we can. What do you think of that? 1006 00:49:13.039 --> 00:49:15.000 That's Robert Downey Junior under the mask. 1007 00:49:15.199 --> 00:49:16.000 He looks Asian. 1008 00:49:17.000 --> 00:49:17.840 Looks pretty cool. 1009 00:49:17.679 --> 00:49:19.599 There, right, Yeah, but he looks Asian. 1010 00:49:20.199 --> 00:49:25.440 They're bringing back the X Men, the old school x Men. Anyway, 1011 00:49:25.480 --> 00:49:27.880 I'm kind of stoked about it, but I'm afraid it's 1012 00:49:27.920 --> 00:49:29.840 gonna suck. I have a bad feeling about this. 1013 00:49:31.679 --> 00:49:33.880 I don't know, man, Can Avengers get back to being 1014 00:49:34.000 --> 00:49:34.599 kick ass? 1015 00:49:35.039 --> 00:49:36.800 Well, that's what they're trying to do. They're trying to 1016 00:49:36.920 --> 00:49:37.599 kind of unwind. 1017 00:49:37.760 --> 00:49:42.199 Yeah, we don't need ninety female freaking superheroes. Nobody cares. 1018 00:49:43.119 --> 00:49:45.280 My favorite thing on Game of Thrones where they actually 1019 00:49:45.280 --> 00:49:48.039 put in the plot the queen's on her period. Did 1020 00:49:48.039 --> 00:49:50.039 you see that House of Dragon? 1021 00:49:50.159 --> 00:49:52.199 She's like, oh, money, they got some shit for that 1022 00:49:52.280 --> 00:49:54.239 because they were like, oh, this is just like everybody 1023 00:49:54.280 --> 00:49:56.280 always says about Hillary Clinton, you know, like she can't 1024 00:49:56.280 --> 00:49:58.039 be president because what if she's on her period? 1025 00:49:58.480 --> 00:50:03.119 Yeah, exactly, dude, She's she's her flow so happy that 1026 00:50:03.199 --> 00:50:04.559 she cuts the guy's head off. 1027 00:50:05.000 --> 00:50:07.280 Yeah, like it was she was like having a bad 1028 00:50:07.360 --> 00:50:09.280 day on her period and it made her burst at 1029 00:50:09.280 --> 00:50:11.119 her job. But like, that's literally what happened. 1030 00:50:11.360 --> 00:50:13.639 We need less women in politics. I'm gonna be on 1031 00:50:13.679 --> 00:50:15.639 the record saying that right now. 1032 00:50:16.639 --> 00:50:21.159 You know what, uh right? Black label makes me think 1033 00:50:21.199 --> 00:50:22.760 of this dude. By the way, have you seen this. 1034 00:50:22.840 --> 00:50:25.079 There's this store in Myrtle Beach where you can get 1035 00:50:25.079 --> 00:50:28.440 all your Confederate gear, I guess, your Confederate flag merch 1036 00:50:29.239 --> 00:50:32.199 and this is their marketing that they do on social media. 1037 00:50:32.559 --> 00:50:34.639 I want to know everything about this guy. I sent 1038 00:50:34.719 --> 00:50:36.679 it to Jamie Deluxe, who lives down there, hoping he 1039 00:50:36.760 --> 00:50:39.519 knows something. Have you ever seen this fella in your 1040 00:50:40.119 --> 00:50:42.039 Facebook ads? Check this guy out. 1041 00:50:44.599 --> 00:50:45.159 Yourself. 1042 00:50:45.599 --> 00:50:48.000 I am get your merch man, get your stuff man, 1043 00:50:49.119 --> 00:50:56.400 rub with everything. Yeah me, she's South Carolina with. 1044 00:50:56.360 --> 00:51:03.760 It, Johnny. 1045 00:51:03.760 --> 00:51:06.840 I would love a conversation between him and Black Label. 1046 00:51:07.360 --> 00:51:10.559 That would be the greatest podcast. White white black guy, 1047 00:51:10.800 --> 00:51:11.639 black white guy. 1048 00:51:12.440 --> 00:51:15.360 I would Oh, you're right, bro, how cool would that be? 1049 00:51:15.760 --> 00:51:16.519 That would be great? 1050 00:51:17.079 --> 00:51:17.840 We got to make that. 1051 00:51:18.239 --> 00:51:21.400 You have the black guy arguing against black people, you 1052 00:51:21.480 --> 00:51:23.880 have the white guy arguing for black people. 1053 00:51:24.199 --> 00:51:27.159 That'd be the most fire fucking dude. 1054 00:51:27.159 --> 00:51:28.880 If I had a billion dollars, I'd be like, I'd 1055 00:51:28.880 --> 00:51:30.920 like to pay you guys to do like ten episodes 1056 00:51:31.960 --> 00:51:33.719 where you just talk about race. 1057 00:51:35.119 --> 00:51:37.199 What would you name that show, like black and White 1058 00:51:37.239 --> 00:51:37.719 or something. 1059 00:51:37.559 --> 00:51:39.679 Like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1060 00:51:39.920 --> 00:51:42.719 I just called Gray Ebony and Ivory the. 1061 00:51:42.719 --> 00:51:45.800 Gray Zone Ivory. 1062 00:51:46.039 --> 00:51:47.559 That'd be the do that show? 1063 00:51:47.800 --> 00:51:47.960 Dude. 1064 00:51:48.000 --> 00:51:50.639 If I was Tom Sagora, I would just hire them 1065 00:51:50.639 --> 00:51:53.119 for your mom's house network, be like, we'd like to 1066 00:51:53.159 --> 00:51:56.920 pay you both to just sit down and talk culture. 1067 00:51:58.920 --> 00:52:00.559 And then you listen at home, but you don't know 1068 00:52:00.559 --> 00:52:02.719 who they are and you think they're just opposite the 1069 00:52:02.719 --> 00:52:04.000 way everyone thinks you're black. 1070 00:52:04.239 --> 00:52:05.559 It would be the greatest show ever. 1071 00:52:06.239 --> 00:52:08.079 White chocolate and Oreo maybe something that. 1072 00:52:08.360 --> 00:52:12.000 Chocolate there we Johnny, you named it. Hi, welcome to 1073 00:52:12.039 --> 00:52:15.960 I'm Sam Tripley. I'm moderating white chocolate. We discussed today's 1074 00:52:15.960 --> 00:52:20.119 cultural in choice. Today I have redneck black and hood 1075 00:52:20.119 --> 00:52:21.280 white guys. 1076 00:52:21.360 --> 00:52:21.719 Welcome. 1077 00:52:24.239 --> 00:52:29.079 Do you see this person? This thing got arrested on 1078 00:52:29.159 --> 00:52:32.039 the campus of some damn school and it is the 1079 00:52:32.159 --> 00:52:35.760 funniest video. This is my god, dude, I don't know 1080 00:52:35.840 --> 00:52:36.960 what this person is. 1081 00:52:38.360 --> 00:52:42.960 What happened to you that you got into this? That 1082 00:52:43.079 --> 00:52:46.000 you look like Grimace from McDonald's. 1083 00:52:46.760 --> 00:52:48.800 That is, you're so right, That is I haven't thought 1084 00:52:48.800 --> 00:52:50.719 about Grimace in a long time. So this is a 1085 00:52:50.760 --> 00:52:54.079 call at some university that I haven't quite identified yet, 1086 00:52:55.000 --> 00:53:01.400 and they they're greeted by this uh thing. Here one deal. 1087 00:53:01.280 --> 00:53:03.960 With those kids. Get away with this. They're not supposed 1088 00:53:04.000 --> 00:53:04.800 to be here. 1089 00:53:04.920 --> 00:53:06.920 If you don't low your voice, I am going to 1090 00:53:06.960 --> 00:53:08.719 put handcuffs on you and I'm going to take you 1091 00:53:08.760 --> 00:53:09.719 to a baker at facility. 1092 00:53:10.039 --> 00:53:13.920 Low your voice? Are you treading me? 1093 00:53:15.639 --> 00:53:16.239 Are you treading me? 1094 00:53:16.320 --> 00:53:19.480 I'm I'm here right now to deal with a stolen vehicle. 1095 00:53:19.719 --> 00:53:20.480 I ain't got time. 1096 00:53:23.679 --> 00:53:27.199 Don't you think this is like the entire Cure audience 1097 00:53:27.280 --> 00:53:27.639 right here. 1098 00:53:27.719 --> 00:53:30.840 Imagine doing security at a Cure concert and having to 1099 00:53:30.880 --> 00:53:34.480 deal with that everyone's going into the woman's bathroom. 1100 00:53:34.800 --> 00:53:37.760 I have to say, I think the Cure are fantastic, 1101 00:53:37.800 --> 00:53:38.559 and I am. 1102 00:53:38.599 --> 00:53:41.800 There's some Cure songs on my on my playlist for sure, 1103 00:53:41.880 --> 00:53:44.039 But that's the audience right there. 1104 00:53:44.440 --> 00:53:46.440 Shake Dog Shake is one of the great rock songs 1105 00:53:46.440 --> 00:53:49.400 of all time. I will say I have been considering 1106 00:53:50.239 --> 00:53:52.679 because I have enough miles I can fly somewhere, and 1107 00:53:52.719 --> 00:53:56.440 I need to use them, flying to Estonia to see 1108 00:53:56.440 --> 00:53:59.159 the Cure in a couple of weeks. That's how much 1109 00:53:59.239 --> 00:54:01.960 I like the Cure. Uh, but you are one hundred 1110 00:54:01.960 --> 00:54:05.039 percent right about the audience, Like, there are so many 1111 00:54:05.039 --> 00:54:07.400 weirdos like this in the Cure audience. For sure, there 1112 00:54:07.400 --> 00:54:09.920 are a lot of cool people, but uh yeah, a lot 1113 00:54:09.920 --> 00:54:12.440 of weird I mean this looks like, yeah. 1114 00:54:13.239 --> 00:54:15.760 I look like Grimace purple on. 1115 00:54:17.199 --> 00:54:19.679 Oh well it's not really purple. It's a blue hat. 1116 00:54:19.760 --> 00:54:22.960 Right here we go, Yeah, we'll pus. 1117 00:54:27.840 --> 00:54:30.960 Can we get another unit to deal with jay Lee? 1118 00:54:31.039 --> 00:54:31.280 Here? 1119 00:54:31.360 --> 00:54:36.360 He is having a breakdown. 1120 00:54:36.519 --> 00:54:37.880 Say the right road out. 1121 00:54:37.920 --> 00:54:42.639 What do you say, get down on the ground right now? No, 1122 00:54:42.920 --> 00:54:47.239 you're about to get sprayed down? Well right now? I 1123 00:54:47.239 --> 00:54:51.119 can come in there. Okay, are you gonna calm down? 1124 00:54:51.320 --> 00:54:53.960 I'm not getting my phone out. 1125 00:54:53.599 --> 00:54:56.679 I have to tell you. Are you gonna have to film? 1126 00:54:57.519 --> 00:54:59.760 I will calm down, I will come. 1127 00:55:00.079 --> 00:55:00.400 What is this. 1128 00:55:06.079 --> 00:55:06.519 Alone? 1129 00:55:07.360 --> 00:55:13.079 I have Johnny? 1130 00:55:13.599 --> 00:55:17.519 Johnny when the elites like ninety percent, you gotta go. 1131 00:55:18.039 --> 00:55:20.960 This is the video they should show everybody. You're like, 1132 00:55:21.159 --> 00:55:24.599 you think we're the bad guys? Do we need more 1133 00:55:24.639 --> 00:55:27.840 of this? Do we need more of this? 1134 00:55:28.079 --> 00:55:29.480 Real? Is this real? 1135 00:55:29.920 --> 00:55:30.079 Yea? 1136 00:55:32.119 --> 00:55:35.239 What crazy person? What a crazy person? 1137 00:55:35.519 --> 00:55:39.079 I mean, dude, imagine just a word that could triggert 1138 00:55:39.320 --> 00:55:39.880 this much. 1139 00:55:41.840 --> 00:55:43.800 I don't even know what the call was about. There 1140 00:55:43.920 --> 00:55:44.519 was the. 1141 00:55:45.559 --> 00:55:48.519 Car SOE stole a car. Say that we're dealing with 1142 00:55:48.559 --> 00:55:51.480 a car theft along those lines. So he shows up 1143 00:55:51.559 --> 00:55:55.440 and then fucking wack a doodle over here. It just 1144 00:55:55.519 --> 00:55:59.960 makes it all about them. They oh boy, Like dude, 1145 00:56:00.400 --> 00:56:02.719 this is like, hey, dude, we're gonna send you to prison. 1146 00:56:02.800 --> 00:56:04.400 All the you can gobble. 1147 00:56:06.159 --> 00:56:11.039 It's not them, thee, it's she. It's all the dicks 1148 00:56:11.079 --> 00:56:11.800 you can gobble. 1149 00:56:12.639 --> 00:56:31.679 Monster? Hello, what made yo to lay if you come down, 1150 00:56:32.559 --> 00:56:33.320 comes towards me. 1151 00:56:35.920 --> 00:56:40.760 Hey, and of course cruise cruise. He has to step in. Listen, 1152 00:56:41.079 --> 00:56:44.159 could you please leave the lady alone. She's going through 1153 00:56:44.159 --> 00:56:48.159 some hey fat nipples. Guy, Okay, get out of here. 1154 00:56:48.960 --> 00:56:51.039 Let us take care of this ship. Do you think 1155 00:56:51.039 --> 00:56:53.159 I need to go to the library and hear mental 1156 00:56:53.199 --> 00:56:54.639 illness screaming at people? 1157 00:56:55.960 --> 00:56:58.400 Okay, get the funk out of the here. 1158 00:56:59.239 --> 00:57:05.039 Jai like he focus on. 1159 00:57:02.039 --> 00:57:07.159 The dude, listen. 1160 00:57:07.320 --> 00:57:11.960 Oh, you don't tell me where to go, fucking fuck 1161 00:57:12.079 --> 00:57:12.679 you cop. 1162 00:57:13.960 --> 00:57:18.920 Okay, yeah, get on, that's what you walk away. 1163 00:57:19.559 --> 00:57:20.760 Shut the fuck uf. 1164 00:57:24.400 --> 00:57:26.920 It's taking I just. 1165 00:57:26.960 --> 00:57:32.000 Wanted to get away from him and he he shi. 1166 00:57:35.800 --> 00:57:45.360 Oh my god, dude, just say say oh, they're gonna 1167 00:57:45.760 --> 00:57:46.519 fuck it up. 1168 00:57:47.840 --> 00:57:49.880 Please just tell you. 1169 00:57:50.400 --> 00:57:53.440 This is crazy, bro, dude, this is insanity. 1170 00:57:54.000 --> 00:57:58.360 Fifty one fifty for you, my friend, fifty one fifty 1171 00:57:58.400 --> 00:58:05.280 for you. My friend said, put your ship down. 1172 00:58:05.360 --> 00:58:09.199 Put down your Del Taco right now. You you know. 1173 00:58:09.239 --> 00:58:11.480 You're fucked up when you're eating Del Taco. I think 1174 00:58:11.480 --> 00:58:12.360 that's del Taco. 1175 00:58:13.159 --> 00:58:15.480 Do you think that this is my opinion? 1176 00:58:15.679 --> 00:58:18.440 Look at this white woman going, oh my god, you 1177 00:58:18.800 --> 00:58:22.599 I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. 1178 00:58:22.840 --> 00:58:24.519 Don't you think at this point this cop has had 1179 00:58:24.599 --> 00:58:26.880 enough and wants to arrest this person, so that's why 1180 00:58:27.119 --> 00:58:32.280 he keeps calling her or yeah, or it's like, obviously 1181 00:58:32.599 --> 00:58:33.679 you look like. 1182 00:58:33.679 --> 00:58:35.760 A Nebraska linebacker. 1183 00:58:35.800 --> 00:58:38.760 I'm not gonna She's like, you gotta get you, gotta 1184 00:58:38.800 --> 00:58:40.239 be out of here. So I'm gonna keep calling you 1185 00:58:40.239 --> 00:58:42.039 he until you do something arrestable. 1186 00:58:43.679 --> 00:58:46.840 Yeah, I mean, dude, this is when you're like, wrap. 1187 00:58:46.559 --> 00:58:50.079 It up that Johnny talking about The Odyssey. That's so funny. 1188 00:58:50.119 --> 00:58:53.119 It's not me, it's it's a lot of people. It's 1189 00:58:53.159 --> 00:58:55.800 it's funny. The emotional reaction on the right to The 1190 00:58:55.800 --> 00:58:57.320 Odyssey being actually a good movie. 1191 00:58:57.880 --> 00:59:00.199 It's like the left, the far left, and the are 1192 00:59:00.559 --> 00:59:02.320 right are basically this guy. 1193 00:59:03.079 --> 00:59:05.519 Yes, yeah, just only difference would be like, if this 1194 00:59:05.599 --> 00:59:09.000 is the people talking about their hair, would be red. 1195 00:59:09.280 --> 00:59:13.760 The sucks, say the honestly sucks. 1196 00:59:14.199 --> 00:59:16.360 Just say that sucks. 1197 00:59:17.079 --> 00:59:17.639 Just sad. 1198 00:59:20.360 --> 00:59:26.119 Turn around, Johnny, mute yourself there were not would be. 1199 00:59:27.079 --> 00:59:31.719 Put your stuff now, put your hands behind your back. 1200 00:59:32.079 --> 00:59:34.639 No, okay, so I'm not. 1201 00:59:34.719 --> 00:59:43.639 Gonna just just just you want yeah, right beyond that point, were. 1202 00:59:46.920 --> 00:59:48.079 We we we we we. 1203 00:59:49.199 --> 00:59:53.440 Look, they're just waiting okay, then with hoss alid to 1204 00:59:53.440 --> 00:59:54.159 put your hands. 1205 00:59:56.159 --> 00:59:57.039 You won't. 1206 00:59:59.280 --> 01:00:05.079 You are about now, don't get can right now, don't turn. 1207 01:00:09.760 --> 01:00:12.199 The heels. What are they in? 1208 01:00:13.280 --> 01:00:17.280 Look at the shoes, dude, like it's funny. 1209 01:00:17.320 --> 01:00:22.280 Now you're man. They can't take you down. Look at her. 1210 01:00:22.320 --> 01:00:25.880 She's got she's got Dorothy from Oz shoes on. 1211 01:00:26.679 --> 01:00:38.119 Click your heels, she'll disappear. Oh my god, these. 1212 01:00:38.039 --> 01:00:49.679 Tans have retard strength. The cops will look good right now. 1213 01:00:49.760 --> 01:00:54.880 The Kenny help me. He's helping you. Crazy person. 1214 01:00:56.280 --> 01:00:56.840 Like you. 1215 01:01:00.400 --> 01:01:09.480 Come on stop, would quit, would quit my job right here, 1216 01:01:10.000 --> 01:01:12.840 right now, because there's no way this can come me 1217 01:01:12.840 --> 01:01:14.679 out and take everybody out after this. 1218 01:01:15.760 --> 01:01:19.320 Almost praying no, please don't don't say hmmah. 1219 01:01:21.000 --> 01:01:21.800 Almost her. 1220 01:01:23.920 --> 01:01:28.039 On your back, okay her, I'm praying, no, Please, don't 1221 01:01:28.719 --> 01:01:31.360 don't say himmah, okay. 1222 01:01:31.119 --> 01:01:32.159 Her, Almost pray her. 1223 01:01:34.239 --> 01:01:34.639 On your back? 1224 01:01:35.880 --> 01:01:46.360 Yes, I don't want to spray anyway. 1225 01:01:47.280 --> 01:01:52.159 No, get in your hand, in your hand, just put 1226 01:01:52.199 --> 01:01:55.000 him in her naked show I can call this. Just 1227 01:01:55.880 --> 01:01:59.039 see what's gonna happen. Yeah, just shoot him right to side. 1228 01:01:59.199 --> 01:02:02.960 Bag bro with with a zapper after all this struggling, 1229 01:02:03.000 --> 01:02:05.960 By the way, there's no chance that this person smells good. 1230 01:02:06.360 --> 01:02:09.519 This is a stinky person right now after walking around 1231 01:02:09.519 --> 01:02:11.920 that gross wig or whatever that is all day. Oh 1232 01:02:12.000 --> 01:02:18.400 my god, yeah, very strong. I'm surprised. Low center of gravity. 1233 01:02:18.440 --> 01:02:23.880 I guess huh, I'm. 1234 01:02:24.079 --> 01:02:26.719 To put your hand behind your back. 1235 01:02:26.800 --> 01:02:29.559 Put your hand behind your back, give me your hand. 1236 01:02:29.960 --> 01:02:34.559 I just. 1237 01:02:37.199 --> 01:02:40.920 Nobody gets this kind like if it was just a 1238 01:02:40.960 --> 01:02:43.559 regular white guy, this would have been done a long 1239 01:02:43.559 --> 01:02:43.960 time ago. 1240 01:02:44.000 --> 01:02:46.960 He'd been slammed to the ground. It's like, you don't 1241 01:02:47.000 --> 01:02:49.239 want equality, you want special treatment. 1242 01:02:51.559 --> 01:02:53.800 I remember everybody does everything. 1243 01:02:54.400 --> 01:02:58.400 Yeah, exactly, Just get it over with, dude, Go deal 1244 01:02:58.480 --> 01:02:58.880 with it. 1245 01:03:00.360 --> 01:03:03.280 Everybody kisses your ass throughout life. You could tell that 1246 01:03:03.320 --> 01:03:05.239 guy that was there before is used to dealing with 1247 01:03:05.280 --> 01:03:06.800 this person's ship all the time. 1248 01:03:07.239 --> 01:03:08.880 Yeah, let me talk to her. 1249 01:03:09.199 --> 01:03:13.760 Listen, Penelope, you just need to go with this, Okay, 1250 01:03:13.960 --> 01:03:16.719 just have just go with it, get it done now. 1251 01:03:17.960 --> 01:03:20.920 I gotta say. I have to say, Sam, this makes 1252 01:03:20.920 --> 01:03:23.840 me convinced that maybe the greatest warrior in all of 1253 01:03:23.880 --> 01:03:25.320 Greece could have been Oh my. 1254 01:03:25.320 --> 01:03:28.159 God, Johnny, good point. Look, go had needs and take 1255 01:03:28.199 --> 01:03:32.400 these trans down. Maybe an army trans will light everybody up. 1256 01:03:32.639 --> 01:03:34.000 You know what you do? You just go over to 1257 01:03:34.199 --> 01:03:36.679 sin On and you're like, hey, sin On, he called 1258 01:03:36.920 --> 01:03:40.159 he called you a he bro. Well, I guess in 1259 01:03:40.239 --> 01:03:42.599 Sinon's case, she called you a she bro. And then 1260 01:03:42.599 --> 01:03:43.960 he just goes he did. 1261 01:03:46.039 --> 01:03:48.280 Sound like the fucking cyclops bro. 1262 01:03:48.480 --> 01:03:51.320 Yeah, yeah, that's that could be what happened, and they 1263 01:03:51.360 --> 01:03:53.480 should have added that in the story. Actually, I'm I'm 1264 01:03:53.480 --> 01:03:55.320 so annoyed they didn't. All right, let's just rip through 1265 01:03:55.320 --> 01:03:58.199 the end of this. I haven't seen the end. I'm 1266 01:03:58.599 --> 01:04:00.519 did they get taste? You know, I can't wait to 1267 01:04:00.519 --> 01:04:00.800 find it. 1268 01:04:01.599 --> 01:04:04.800 I only saw the beginning of this. You don't cooperate, 1269 01:04:05.840 --> 01:04:11.320 Thank you, dude. This is warning number one thousand. Jaylen's 1270 01:04:11.360 --> 01:04:13.719 got hurt. Man, give your hand. He's not gonna take 1271 01:04:13.719 --> 01:04:14.519 you to give me your hand. 1272 01:04:15.679 --> 01:04:19.239 Your hand, yes, we need to hand. 1273 01:04:19.840 --> 01:04:21.039 I don't arrest it. 1274 01:04:27.800 --> 01:04:32.519 You get it again this time, give your hand in your. 1275 01:04:32.360 --> 01:04:39.000 Hand alone, tasting Captain Rocket, the army of this. 1276 01:04:46.199 --> 01:04:48.039 I'm gonna be honest with you. I have way more 1277 01:04:48.079 --> 01:04:51.280 respectful person than I did at the beginning. 1278 01:04:52.079 --> 01:04:55.840 I mean just their past physical yeah, their physical prowess. 1279 01:04:55.920 --> 01:04:57.920 Really you have to be I mean just think of. 1280 01:04:58.000 --> 01:05:03.000 Like, what a great UFC five this person running back. Yeah, 1281 01:05:03.039 --> 01:05:05.760 it could have been everything. Instead you want to dress 1282 01:05:05.840 --> 01:05:07.400 like it's Cure three sixty five. 1283 01:05:09.119 --> 01:05:12.480 Anyway, all right, that's about the end of that. God 1284 01:05:13.000 --> 01:05:14.719 God bust that cop and his patience. 1285 01:05:14.760 --> 01:05:19.039 So that was because you don't because you know you 1286 01:05:19.079 --> 01:05:20.760 wanted to do that real early. 1287 01:05:21.440 --> 01:05:23.159 You want to do your dates. Brother, why I have 1288 01:05:23.199 --> 01:05:24.920 to go out and then I'm gonna get the blue 1289 01:05:24.960 --> 01:05:26.000 shoe ad from Dana. 1290 01:05:26.840 --> 01:05:31.719 Okay, if you go to sam Tripley dot com, go 1291 01:05:31.760 --> 01:05:36.159 to events, dude, go to events and get rock hard. 1292 01:05:36.559 --> 01:05:40.599 That's right, go to events getting rock hard. We're gonna 1293 01:05:40.599 --> 01:05:48.800 be in Miami next weekend, Saint Petersburg, Lawrence, Kansas, Lawrence, Kansas, Tulsa, Oklahoma, 1294 01:05:49.000 --> 01:05:54.679 Truther Con in Dallas, Skankfest in New Orleans, and Austin, Texas. 1295 01:05:54.960 --> 01:05:56.239 Bang. And then if you're. 1296 01:05:56.119 --> 01:06:00.840 Feeling nasty, I'm really excited about the word war debate 1297 01:06:00.920 --> 01:06:01.480 coming up. 1298 01:06:01.960 --> 01:06:06.039 I'm very excited about it. Word war debate. Here we go. 1299 01:06:06.639 --> 01:06:11.400 We're War Debate's coming too. We have big show coming up. 1300 01:06:11.440 --> 01:06:15.639 We're very excited. Hot chicks everywhere. It's gonna be nothing 1301 01:06:15.840 --> 01:06:17.159 but bangers. 1302 01:06:17.239 --> 01:06:17.599 Dude. 1303 01:06:18.519 --> 01:06:20.960 I'm telling you, can you say anything about who's gonna 1304 01:06:20.960 --> 01:06:23.239 be on it yet because yeah, we have some people booked. 1305 01:06:23.280 --> 01:06:25.559 I'm not gonna get into it yet. I'm not gonna 1306 01:06:25.599 --> 01:06:27.119 get into it yet. 1307 01:06:26.960 --> 01:06:30.199 Okay, because I really want to know who you're talking about. Bro, 1308 01:06:31.159 --> 01:06:33.840 I'm excited to find out who you're talking about. 1309 01:06:34.159 --> 01:06:36.639 I'm excited to know who you're talking about. 1310 01:06:37.199 --> 01:06:41.159 Do you know where it's gonna be Nashville, Nashville. Oh, 1311 01:06:41.199 --> 01:06:42.519 that's cool, Nashville's great. 1312 01:06:43.000 --> 01:06:46.199 Yeah, we're very excited. We're very horny about it. 1313 01:06:48.039 --> 01:06:51.039 Okay. Don Lemon is an idiot, as we know, and 1314 01:06:51.079 --> 01:06:53.519 he's uh, he was saying some more dumb stuff. We'll 1315 01:06:53.559 --> 01:06:56.960 just watch that really quickly, uh, to remind people of 1316 01:06:57.079 --> 01:06:58.800 who Don Lemon is. He's a guy who used to 1317 01:06:58.800 --> 01:07:00.000 be on CNN Super Game. 1318 01:07:01.280 --> 01:07:05.519 You think that, I don't know if it's the end 1319 01:07:05.559 --> 01:07:08.440 of that sort of attitude. I mean, the MAGA is 1320 01:07:08.480 --> 01:07:12.159 the closest thing to the modern version of the Nazi Party. 1321 01:07:12.239 --> 01:07:15.719 This is America's version. It's closest thing without the Holocaust 1322 01:07:15.760 --> 01:07:16.800 and all that stuff. 1323 01:07:18.480 --> 01:07:22.960 That's what magie is because most intelligent people are logical people. 1324 01:07:23.239 --> 01:07:25.960 When they get new information, and if that information is 1325 01:07:26.679 --> 01:07:30.119 negative or not factual, then they change their minds with 1326 01:07:30.719 --> 01:07:33.239 Oh well, I wish I had known better, and now 1327 01:07:33.239 --> 01:07:36.159 that I have this information that I who. 1328 01:07:36.079 --> 01:07:40.400 Is talking about their unicorns as we watch the trans 1329 01:07:41.880 --> 01:07:44.280 just not follow the rules that everyone else has to. 1330 01:07:45.440 --> 01:07:47.880 The modern version of the Nazis, like, I mean. 1331 01:07:47.719 --> 01:07:49.599 They're just like slow stroke in it. 1332 01:07:50.039 --> 01:07:52.679 I mean, dude, this is a guy who hates white people, 1333 01:07:52.719 --> 01:07:55.079 but he can't stop getting f in his b by 1334 01:07:55.119 --> 01:07:55.760 white people. 1335 01:07:56.960 --> 01:07:58.280 Do you think they what do you do you think 1336 01:07:58.320 --> 01:07:59.840 they ever talked about it? Or that guys just a 1337 01:08:00.079 --> 01:08:02.960 rate to bring anything up like that around old Donnie. 1338 01:08:03.360 --> 01:08:05.800 Donnie, why do you hate white people so much yet 1339 01:08:05.800 --> 01:08:08.760 you bang them? Do you hate hump them? You hate humping? 1340 01:08:09.639 --> 01:08:11.599 Yeah, he's doing it like revenge. You think, oh, there's 1341 01:08:11.599 --> 01:08:13.679 no way he's the top, right, He's not doing the humping. 1342 01:08:13.840 --> 01:08:16.920 No way, dude, there's no way. That guy is a 1343 01:08:17.000 --> 01:08:20.319 power bottom if you've ever seen one. And they're just 1344 01:08:20.479 --> 01:08:25.720 role playing slavery and shit. Okay, so I have he's 1345 01:08:25.760 --> 01:08:29.399 talking like black label in the bed bed. Oh mess up, 1346 01:08:30.560 --> 01:08:31.720 I'll tist. 1347 01:08:35.000 --> 01:08:38.239 So I'm classifying this under too good to check. That's 1348 01:08:38.279 --> 01:08:40.560 what we used to say in journalism. Uh, when a 1349 01:08:40.640 --> 01:08:43.239 story is just too good to confirm. So this guy 1350 01:08:43.560 --> 01:08:47.399 is a one of these improvisational rappers that's on the 1351 01:08:47.439 --> 01:08:51.479 street in Las Vegas, and it's not in this video, 1352 01:08:51.560 --> 01:08:55.439 but a guy tried to attack him because of just 1353 01:08:55.479 --> 01:08:57.920 because he was a drunk and annoyed by the guy's rapping. 1354 01:08:58.520 --> 01:09:01.039 And the guy blew out his a c L while 1355 01:09:01.079 --> 01:09:04.359 he was trying to get this street rapper guy. And 1356 01:09:04.439 --> 01:09:07.039 so the guy starts rapping on his blown out a 1357 01:09:07.119 --> 01:09:09.720 c L. It's so funny, dude. Watch that. 1358 01:09:12.880 --> 01:09:17.000 He ain't going to an ambulance tonight and the ambulating 1359 01:09:17.159 --> 01:09:21.000 night homi about to hit the hospitals. He just tours me. 1360 01:09:21.159 --> 01:09:23.640 I'm the brother on the microphone killing out the beach. 1361 01:09:24.279 --> 01:09:25.920 Help me trying to punch me and fail. 1362 01:09:26.760 --> 01:09:33.159 Of course, damn, that's fired. 1363 01:09:33.319 --> 01:09:36.800 Did That's a true story, Homie was tripping. I'm the 1364 01:09:36.880 --> 01:09:38.680 brother on the Michael phone. Make him listen. 1365 01:09:38.800 --> 01:09:39.800 Pet it tours me. 1366 01:09:41.600 --> 01:09:47.560 It's me trying to mess with me. 1367 01:09:44.159 --> 01:09:48.199 It's trying to. 1368 01:09:48.239 --> 01:09:48.840 Mess with me. 1369 01:09:49.319 --> 01:09:53.439 It's urns me to me tonight. 1370 01:09:54.239 --> 01:09:56.439 Shout out to the paramedic. So they about to help 1371 01:09:56.479 --> 01:09:58.399 you out. Give me some more thing you know he 1372 01:09:58.520 --> 01:10:05.520 needed with I could never feel trying to run across 1373 01:10:05.560 --> 01:10:10.399 the street, challenge me, head me. 1374 01:10:14.479 --> 01:10:16.680 That's so good, bro, that's so funny. 1375 01:10:16.760 --> 01:10:18.880 King Trot. Good for King Trot. 1376 01:10:19.359 --> 01:10:21.720 I agree, good for King Trot. 1377 01:10:22.199 --> 01:10:22.720 I love that. 1378 01:10:24.279 --> 01:10:27.119 Okay, So World Cup coverage, uh, I think for the 1379 01:10:27.159 --> 01:10:32.880 BBC Robbie Williams goes on there and has what appears 1380 01:10:32.920 --> 01:10:36.359 to be a rock fall out of his face while 1381 01:10:36.439 --> 01:10:40.199 he's uh, while he's talking on the microphone. 1382 01:10:40.439 --> 01:10:41.680 Uh. 1383 01:10:41.479 --> 01:10:44.199 Yeah, somebody said that guy should wrap at every crime scene. 1384 01:10:44.760 --> 01:10:48.199 Yeah, that would be so here it is. 1385 01:10:51.720 --> 01:10:56.920 Move Okay. 1386 01:10:57.359 --> 01:10:59.239 So now that I see this a little more, I 1387 01:10:59.279 --> 01:11:01.359 do think it's He says it's a mint. 1388 01:11:01.840 --> 01:11:06.840 Substance, probably not crushed, probably, And then bro, you put 1389 01:11:06.880 --> 01:11:12.640 it up on your fucking forehead? Mate, you you keep. 1390 01:11:12.920 --> 01:11:14.560 And nobody told them podcast? 1391 01:11:18.119 --> 01:11:20.119 Why did anyone go, hey, dude, you got a mint 1392 01:11:20.159 --> 01:11:21.039 on your forehead? 1393 01:11:21.760 --> 01:11:22.000 Yeah? 1394 01:11:22.000 --> 01:11:24.239 Wouldn't you rather somebody do that than let you do 1395 01:11:24.279 --> 01:11:28.079 an entire thing as you're passionately talking about World Cup 1396 01:11:28.359 --> 01:11:30.800 football with a mint on your head? 1397 01:11:30.920 --> 01:11:33.359 But it looked like a crack rock fell out of 1398 01:11:33.359 --> 01:11:33.920 his nose. 1399 01:11:34.279 --> 01:11:36.680 No, here's his response. No, I don't know if it's 1400 01:11:36.720 --> 01:11:39.399 a mint or maybe like some kind of nicotine thing, 1401 01:11:39.479 --> 01:11:41.880 possibly but can I respect. 1402 01:11:41.479 --> 01:11:47.640 That decided to apologize for the object that foul onto 1403 01:11:47.680 --> 01:11:50.119 the microphone yesterday? 1404 01:11:52.399 --> 01:11:56.000 It was deeply unprofessional and. 1405 01:11:56.560 --> 01:11:57.760 He's got what is mob now? 1406 01:12:00.720 --> 01:12:03.880 But it's okay because I had several more. 1407 01:12:09.119 --> 01:12:10.359 Respect. 1408 01:12:11.640 --> 01:12:14.359 By the way, that clip got four point five million 1409 01:12:14.439 --> 01:12:19.119 views on Twitter for me, Johnny, you're muted four point 1410 01:12:19.159 --> 01:12:21.399 five Johnny, you really got alert how to use this. 1411 01:12:21.479 --> 01:12:23.920 So now it's it's streaming our dude. Sometimes it does 1412 01:12:23.960 --> 01:12:26.279 the feedback thing, sometimes it doesn't. I don't change the 1413 01:12:26.279 --> 01:12:30.960 settings this. Sometimes it happens, sometimes it doesn't. Now this 1414 01:12:31.079 --> 01:12:34.880 is another example of how the news just lies you brought. 1415 01:12:34.880 --> 01:12:37.159 Oh yeah, dude, I think I know what you're talking about. 1416 01:12:37.199 --> 01:12:41.399 This is this NBC thing. So NBC, Uh, here's the headline. 1417 01:12:41.760 --> 01:12:45.840 Fireworks set off outside twenty six Federal Plaza. 1418 01:12:45.600 --> 01:12:47.079 Or yeah, look at that, dude. 1419 01:12:47.600 --> 01:12:50.479 Now these are the fireworks. These are your fireworks from 1420 01:12:50.680 --> 01:12:52.640 NBC right here. Fireworks. 1421 01:12:53.000 --> 01:13:02.479 Check this out, fireworks, NBC fireworks, the fireworks, guys, fireworks 1422 01:13:02.680 --> 01:13:03.479 pouring out. 1423 01:13:03.760 --> 01:13:05.039 Look at the fireworks. 1424 01:13:05.239 --> 01:13:10.560 Liquid fireworks being poured onto the fireworks. Those were the 1425 01:13:10.560 --> 01:13:15.520 fireworks that somebody poured outside of the office building there. 1426 01:13:15.520 --> 01:13:16.479 What is that nice? 1427 01:13:16.960 --> 01:13:19.479 Yale for how long fifty years? 1428 01:13:19.760 --> 01:13:23.880 Oh yeah, that's terrorism. Yeah, I look, there's cops right there. 1429 01:13:24.000 --> 01:13:25.239 Dude. 1430 01:13:25.920 --> 01:13:29.600 Okay, dude, this is the This is gonna be another 1431 01:13:29.600 --> 01:13:32.199 clip in the elites going we're not dumb. 1432 01:13:33.239 --> 01:13:36.800 But he stayed right there to this idiot. Look they 1433 01:13:36.920 --> 01:13:39.800 oh they got him in a pincer movement. Here, look 1434 01:13:39.840 --> 01:13:41.199 at that both sides. 1435 01:13:43.439 --> 01:13:49.640 She she she just say she they got some dogs out. 1436 01:13:49.720 --> 01:13:50.000 Bro. 1437 01:13:50.479 --> 01:13:52.600 Obviously not trans because he went, you know. 1438 01:13:52.600 --> 01:13:54.720 People are gonna be like, you guys are boot liquors. 1439 01:13:54.720 --> 01:13:56.039 We're not boot liquors. 1440 01:13:56.119 --> 01:13:58.680 Dude, No, no, no, no. 1441 01:13:59.720 --> 01:14:03.520 He had like an Ewok, dude, his pants. 1442 01:14:03.520 --> 01:14:06.039 Look how big his pants are. Look at this guy's pants. 1443 01:14:07.840 --> 01:14:09.800 I hate this style of pants. Look at the pants. 1444 01:14:09.880 --> 01:14:10.960 Look at that. What is it that? 1445 01:14:11.159 --> 01:14:11.520 Dude? 1446 01:14:13.079 --> 01:14:15.239 What kind of pants are that? That guy is going 1447 01:14:15.279 --> 01:14:20.479 to jail for a long time, A long time, dude, A. 1448 01:14:20.680 --> 01:14:22.279 Long time dude. 1449 01:14:22.439 --> 01:14:25.159 Damn, bro, you are an idiot. 1450 01:14:25.399 --> 01:14:28.800 See this whole thing, Johnny, Do we need a revolution? Probably? 1451 01:14:29.439 --> 01:14:30.039 Yeah. 1452 01:14:30.239 --> 01:14:32.680 I'll show up when I know you're all serious. Okay, 1453 01:14:32.880 --> 01:14:37.159 till I'm chilling at home. I'm not gonna be retard 1454 01:14:37.279 --> 01:14:38.920 into like stupid. 1455 01:14:39.840 --> 01:14:43.880 Now, our long national nightmare. I thought was over. Sam. 1456 01:14:43.960 --> 01:14:47.000 I thought they had figured out the source of the 1457 01:14:47.119 --> 01:14:48.159 diarrhea parasite. 1458 01:14:48.359 --> 01:14:51.199 A big Someone called him a blidget, a black midget. 1459 01:14:52.359 --> 01:14:54.399 Oh nice, Okay. I thought they had figured out the 1460 01:14:54.439 --> 01:14:56.800 source of the diarrhea parasite, and I thought it was 1461 01:14:56.840 --> 01:15:01.479 Taco Bell Lettuce. Turns out not the case. FDA, according 1462 01:15:01.520 --> 01:15:04.239 to The New York Post, walks back the claim that 1463 01:15:04.279 --> 01:15:05.920 Taco Bell Lettuce supplier. 1464 01:15:05.680 --> 01:15:10.319 Taylor bell I sue for every dollar, was. 1465 01:15:10.319 --> 01:15:14.640 The source of the explosive diarrhea parasite. They are claiming 1466 01:15:15.039 --> 01:15:18.039 that it was the result of a false positive. 1467 01:15:18.199 --> 01:15:18.640 That uh. 1468 01:15:18.680 --> 01:15:21.319 The FDA is walking back its initial claims that a 1469 01:15:21.359 --> 01:15:24.680 Taco Bell Lettus supplier is responsible for sickening hundreds of 1470 01:15:24.720 --> 01:15:28.760 Americans with explosive diarrhea, saying the original test results were 1471 01:15:28.840 --> 01:15:30.479 quote a false positive. 1472 01:15:30.560 --> 01:15:35.319 By the way, Like, isn't all diarrhea explosive? Like how explosive? 1473 01:15:35.520 --> 01:15:38.479 Is it? That it that you go that's explosive? 1474 01:15:39.479 --> 01:15:42.159 Yeah, you don't. There's not like a dribbler diarrhea really yeah, 1475 01:15:42.199 --> 01:15:46.159 there's not like like a trickle. Yeah, there's no trickle 1476 01:15:46.199 --> 01:15:46.840 of diarrhea. 1477 01:15:46.880 --> 01:15:51.399 It's a it's like just bang dude, that's why it's diarrhea. 1478 01:15:51.960 --> 01:15:53.920 Yeah, it's funny. You never say like an a parasite 1479 01:15:54.000 --> 01:15:57.640 calls just kind of mid diarrhea. It's a little trickle, yeah, 1480 01:15:57.680 --> 01:16:03.319 just a little drip dravel of diarrhea. No, that reversal. 1481 01:16:03.479 --> 01:16:09.000 Butthole, that's the worst. When you pee out your butthole healthy. 1482 01:16:09.920 --> 01:16:11.800 That doesn't happen very often to me, I have to say. 1483 01:16:11.840 --> 01:16:14.239 But like it's been decades probably for since that's happened. 1484 01:16:16.479 --> 01:16:21.800 Everybody's done it. It's not pete o butthole. The stunning 1485 01:16:21.840 --> 01:16:24.960 reversal comes after the agency says it double checked a 1486 01:16:25.079 --> 01:16:28.520 lettuce sample which and found that the leafy green supplied 1487 01:16:28.560 --> 01:16:33.399 by Taylor Farms, Day, Mexico, boy, uh, did not have 1488 01:16:33.520 --> 01:16:37.520 traces of cyclospora, the parasite that causes the crappy condition. 1489 01:16:38.640 --> 01:16:42.680 So we're still we're still in living in the mystery. Uh, Sam, 1490 01:16:42.800 --> 01:16:46.840 we don't know what's causing the uh, the the butt 1491 01:16:46.920 --> 01:16:48.079 cheese to come out? 1492 01:16:49.079 --> 01:16:53.720 Johnny, Why you got called but cheese, dude? That's so gross. 1493 01:16:55.039 --> 01:16:57.600 Another thing to piss everybody off. This is did you 1494 01:16:57.640 --> 01:16:59.760 see this guy is at a concert of Morgan wal. 1495 01:17:00.079 --> 01:17:02.720 Hold on real quick, will you put this up real quick? 1496 01:17:03.199 --> 01:17:04.439 Can we put this on the screen? 1497 01:17:04.479 --> 01:17:05.279 I got I got. 1498 01:17:05.159 --> 01:17:09.079 Real fucking questions for you right now. Why do I 1499 01:17:09.159 --> 01:17:11.560 have a child's hat on in this picture? 1500 01:17:14.000 --> 01:17:18.159 It's too big? Why is that so big? My hat 1501 01:17:18.359 --> 01:17:19.600 so big on my head? 1502 01:17:20.079 --> 01:17:22.079 Why do you wear such big hats all the time? 1503 01:17:22.399 --> 01:17:24.640 It's not that big, Johnny gave me like. 1504 01:17:24.640 --> 01:17:28.000 I look like I'm a big helmet from Spaceball? 1505 01:17:29.039 --> 01:17:32.279 That like that doesn't it? Wow, that's funny. I don't know. 1506 01:17:32.279 --> 01:17:33.680 That's a real picture of you. So I don't know 1507 01:17:33.680 --> 01:17:35.720 how it could be, Like that's just your hat, bro, 1508 01:17:35.840 --> 01:17:36.680 your hat's too big. 1509 01:17:36.880 --> 01:17:39.239 No, it's not too big, Johnny. I look like I'm 1510 01:17:39.239 --> 01:17:41.000 wearing my dad's hat to school. 1511 01:17:41.039 --> 01:17:44.119 Maybe you're like leaning forward or something, and I don't know, dude. 1512 01:17:43.920 --> 01:17:48.840 It's like ridiculous Spaceball Sam, that's what they're calling me now, Johnny, 1513 01:17:48.880 --> 01:17:51.439 thank you. I feel like Taco bell. I feel like 1514 01:17:51.479 --> 01:17:54.319 I've been I've been slandered. 1515 01:17:54.920 --> 01:17:56.920 Zoom and that people can take screenshots. 1516 01:17:57.359 --> 01:17:59.000 Oh how big my head is? 1517 01:17:59.680 --> 01:18:01.359 Yeah on the left, look at that. 1518 01:18:01.439 --> 01:18:04.159 Look at that, Johnny, Look at this one. Look at 1519 01:18:04.159 --> 01:18:06.640 that one. It's so ridiculous. 1520 01:18:06.960 --> 01:18:09.520 I mean, there's screenshots from the same episode obviously, so 1521 01:18:09.560 --> 01:18:12.359 it must have been Really you just have a giant head. Bro. 1522 01:18:13.800 --> 01:18:16.760 I'm so pissed right now. Bro, I'm so pissed. 1523 01:18:16.760 --> 01:18:19.079 I gotta be honest with you. I'll come clean on that. 1524 01:18:19.319 --> 01:18:21.319 I didn't notice it until after I put it up 1525 01:18:21.359 --> 01:18:23.920 and I laughed. Then I didn't take it down. That's true, 1526 01:18:24.079 --> 01:18:25.239 But I didn't do it on purpose. 1527 01:18:25.399 --> 01:18:27.359 That's what I'm dealing with, Guys. 1528 01:18:27.760 --> 01:18:28.479 I was in a hurry. 1529 01:18:28.520 --> 01:18:28.640 Man. 1530 01:18:31.960 --> 01:18:34.159 So this guy goes to a Morgan walland concert some 1531 01:18:34.239 --> 01:18:37.720 kind of country music I don't know, and check this out. 1532 01:18:38.680 --> 01:18:42.079 Check this out. This is kind of unbelievable, honestly, that 1533 01:18:42.079 --> 01:18:44.439 that the police can't do anything when this happens to you. 1534 01:18:47.479 --> 01:18:50.640 There's nothing we can do about a guy ically pulling 1535 01:18:50.680 --> 01:18:53.439 out his thick and pissing on me right now. 1536 01:18:54.079 --> 01:18:56.079 Nothing we can do in front of an eight. 1537 01:18:56.000 --> 01:18:56.640 Year old girl. 1538 01:18:57.319 --> 01:19:01.479 I'm all over. And it's not the best guy. This 1539 01:19:01.560 --> 01:19:02.920 is the best Maryland's Wall. 1540 01:19:03.560 --> 01:19:04.279 He doesn't. 1541 01:19:05.560 --> 01:19:10.960 Explain, you're not we cannot take him into and I'm 1542 01:19:10.960 --> 01:19:12.359 not blaming You're gonna give you. 1543 01:19:12.439 --> 01:19:15.560 I'm not playing you gotta do that with the cops again. 1544 01:19:15.600 --> 01:19:19.079 I'm not blaming you because why aren't you blaming them? 1545 01:19:19.199 --> 01:19:21.119 But I'm going to make it known that I had 1546 01:19:21.159 --> 01:19:25.239 an gentleman with his dick out Adam Morgan Wallen concert 1547 01:19:25.479 --> 01:19:27.760 kiss on me, my brother and my niece. 1548 01:19:28.479 --> 01:19:29.279 I would lose it. 1549 01:19:29.640 --> 01:19:33.159 Can do nothing about it. I would lose it. And 1550 01:19:33.199 --> 01:19:36.640 it's absolutely okay. And they're gonna say, do what you 1551 01:19:36.640 --> 01:19:40.760 want to do if you want to brush targets information, Yeah, 1552 01:19:40.840 --> 01:19:45.079 I got his information. Who gives their information to they 1553 01:19:45.159 --> 01:19:49.239 picks on somebody? Dude? You just me, h, can I 1554 01:19:49.279 --> 01:19:50.000 have your information? 1555 01:19:50.239 --> 01:19:56.439 Sam Tripley four four five oak Wood Street. 1556 01:19:54.760 --> 01:19:57.880 Jacksonville, Florida, here's my number? 1557 01:20:00.119 --> 01:20:02.920 Absolutely accepted. 1558 01:20:03.039 --> 01:20:06.640 I don't know what else you're making a scene? 1559 01:20:07.920 --> 01:20:09.960 See you try to be nice. 1560 01:20:17.399 --> 01:20:21.159 Unbelievable, dude, unbelievable dude, Like what what on earth? 1561 01:20:21.560 --> 01:20:21.840 What? 1562 01:20:21.840 --> 01:20:24.520 What if that's not like an arrestable? Is it because 1563 01:20:24.520 --> 01:20:25.199 they didn't see it? 1564 01:20:25.239 --> 01:20:25.399 Is that? 1565 01:20:25.479 --> 01:20:25.880 What it is? 1566 01:20:25.880 --> 01:20:25.960 Like? 1567 01:20:25.960 --> 01:20:28.199 What happens? Because he goes like later in the video, 1568 01:20:28.239 --> 01:20:29.720 he's like, what if I go and piss on somebody 1569 01:20:29.760 --> 01:20:31.600 right now? And they're like, well, well we would see 1570 01:20:31.640 --> 01:20:34.039 you do it, so we would arrest you, and I 1571 01:20:34.119 --> 01:20:36.000 might well maybe go look up a video like a 1572 01:20:36.039 --> 01:20:42.520 security camera or something. Yeah, yeah, I guess, I mean, hoddy. 1573 01:20:42.319 --> 01:20:44.399 I'm sorry, she's peeing on you. Just hold on, I 1574 01:20:44.640 --> 01:20:45.279 get this shot. 1575 01:20:45.520 --> 01:20:47.840 Yeah exactly. Yeah, that's what it becomes at that point. 1576 01:20:47.880 --> 01:20:50.560 But somebody in the comments brought out or made a 1577 01:20:50.560 --> 01:20:52.279 good point like, now, what if he goes and beats 1578 01:20:52.279 --> 01:20:55.000 that guy's ass. They'll arrest his ass obviously for that, 1579 01:20:55.279 --> 01:20:57.399 but they want arrest somebody for pissing on him. Are 1580 01:20:57.439 --> 01:21:02.039 you kidding crazy? Yeah, that's just infuriating, dude. Oh there 1581 01:21:02.079 --> 01:21:04.159 was We had a nice, good guy with a gun story, 1582 01:21:04.239 --> 01:21:08.199 Sam and and I think this is in La maybe homicid. 1583 01:21:08.479 --> 01:21:11.600 Uh yeah, Lucille's Barbecue us as the l A P 1584 01:21:11.800 --> 01:21:13.560 d Uh. You know they say we don't have any 1585 01:21:13.600 --> 01:21:15.840 of these good guy with the gun stories because they're missing. 1586 01:21:15.680 --> 01:21:17.479 Category gun story. 1587 01:21:17.560 --> 01:21:20.279 Dude, Well here's one right here, a good guy with 1588 01:21:20.359 --> 01:21:20.760 a gun. 1589 01:21:21.920 --> 01:21:25.920 Instigators at La County Sheriff's Deputies have Lucille's blocked off tonight. 1590 01:21:26.159 --> 01:21:29.279 We're told that eyewitnesses, including the employees who saw this 1591 01:21:29.399 --> 01:21:33.640 deadly shooting, are still stuck inside being questioned by investigators. 1592 01:21:33.720 --> 01:21:36.239 We spoke to one of those employees who described the 1593 01:21:36.399 --> 01:21:41.479 plot twist straight out of a horror film and this 1594 01:21:41.560 --> 01:21:42.880 afternoon he's still shaking. 1595 01:21:43.640 --> 01:21:47.720 I saw a guy ring in the restaurant with his 1596 01:21:47.920 --> 01:21:50.680 throat slit and he had a knife. Once he went 1597 01:21:50.760 --> 01:21:53.479 to the main dining area with all the guests, I 1598 01:21:53.479 --> 01:21:56.319 guess there was another customer or another guest that was 1599 01:21:56.399 --> 01:21:58.159 sitting down, he pointed the gun in. 1600 01:21:58.560 --> 01:21:59.680 Someone put the knife down. 1601 01:22:00.039 --> 01:22:03.800 The guy kept walking towards him, like like, Michael Myers, 1602 01:22:04.159 --> 01:22:05.359 you shot him. 1603 01:22:05.720 --> 01:22:08.600 The La County Sheriff's Department says, deputies came out here 1604 01:22:08.640 --> 01:22:09.800 to loose seals at length. 1605 01:22:10.920 --> 01:22:13.079 Damn, dude, what if you're looking for help, You're. 1606 01:22:12.920 --> 01:22:16.560 Like boom oh he wasn't though he was trying to 1607 01:22:16.640 --> 01:22:19.239 knife people. Dude. He said that the guy had his 1608 01:22:19.520 --> 01:22:23.600 neck cut I'll say for YouTube, and just the guy 1609 01:22:23.640 --> 01:22:25.479 with the gun is like, put down the knife, bro, 1610 01:22:25.560 --> 01:22:28.119 and he just keeps coming at him like Michael Myers, Man, 1611 01:22:28.399 --> 01:22:28.920 is that crazy? 1612 01:22:28.960 --> 01:22:34.840 Dude? Yeah? That that reminds me of the guy. Ah. 1613 01:22:34.640 --> 01:22:37.920 That reminds me the guy that cut his own dog 1614 01:22:38.039 --> 01:22:40.760 off and set it on fire to burner place. 1615 01:22:40.840 --> 01:22:42.359 I mean, the next day you got to be like, 1616 01:22:42.439 --> 01:22:43.359 what did I do? 1617 01:22:44.319 --> 01:22:46.319 What did I Why did he do that? 1618 01:22:46.720 --> 01:22:49.600 I don't know, dude, he cut his dog off and 1619 01:22:49.640 --> 01:22:51.920 set it on fire and threw it in the house. 1620 01:22:51.960 --> 01:22:57.800 That started another fire. Really yeah, look it off. That's crazy. 1621 01:22:57.880 --> 01:23:05.560 Okay, hold on, fire starts man, all right, let me see. 1622 01:23:05.720 --> 01:23:08.720 Oh wow, here it is Okay, this is from July 1623 01:23:08.880 --> 01:23:10.920 ninth of this year. Wow, this is not that long ago? 1624 01:23:11.000 --> 01:23:14.039 Holy shit? How have I missed this? 1625 01:23:14.119 --> 01:23:19.319 Can we change this show to your fifty one fifty? 1626 01:23:20.079 --> 01:23:24.359 That's what we should call the conspiracy hotties? Shaw? Yeah, okay, 1627 01:23:24.520 --> 01:23:29.439 this is from USA today. A man from Indiana we 1628 01:23:29.520 --> 01:23:31.720 got to check on Jason here, was charged with a 1629 01:23:31.760 --> 01:23:34.720 felony after he was accused of cutting off his genitals 1630 01:23:34.760 --> 01:23:38.560 and using them to start a fire. According to court documents. 1631 01:23:38.680 --> 01:23:42.920 What on May sixth, this man was charged with arson 1632 01:23:43.479 --> 01:23:47.039 after police say he cut off his penis, doused it 1633 01:23:47.159 --> 01:23:50.840 with gasoline, lit it on fire in the garage of 1634 01:23:50.880 --> 01:23:54.199 his mother's house in Fort Wayne. According to documents, while 1635 01:23:54.239 --> 01:23:57.560 attending to the fire, the suspect's family told first responders 1636 01:23:57.600 --> 01:24:01.319 he was missing. Meanwhile, officers were attending to the suspect, 1637 01:24:02.039 --> 01:24:05.000 who said he had been stabbed in downtown Fort Wayne. 1638 01:24:05.039 --> 01:24:09.239 According to the affidavit, what what a what a dumb lie. 1639 01:24:09.439 --> 01:24:11.800 It wasn't until later, after the suspect was taking the 1640 01:24:11.840 --> 01:24:14.239 hospital that he admitted to police it was a self 1641 01:24:14.279 --> 01:24:17.199 inflicted wound and he started the fire in the garage. Boy, 1642 01:24:17.239 --> 01:24:19.640 your dick's got to cause you a lot of problems 1643 01:24:19.640 --> 01:24:22.439 for you to do that. Man, you really gotta hate 1644 01:24:22.479 --> 01:24:22.920 your dick. 1645 01:24:24.039 --> 01:24:26.800 I mean magic cutting off your dick to make a 1646 01:24:26.920 --> 01:24:33.920 political point was just for any other any reason. 1647 01:24:34.640 --> 01:24:39.119 Now you're this guy's name is You're not gonna His 1648 01:24:39.239 --> 01:24:46.760 name is Christopher Peden. Peden Peden. Isn't that weird? Cut 1649 01:24:46.800 --> 01:24:50.680 his pede enough told police he used the kitchen knife a. 1650 01:24:50.720 --> 01:24:54.640 Kitchen How high were you, dude? 1651 01:24:55.239 --> 01:25:02.680 He set it on fire and then left the scene. Oh, 1652 01:25:02.880 --> 01:25:05.039 it's being held on a ten thousand dollars bond. There 1653 01:25:05.079 --> 01:25:08.039 he was at the time. That is the craziest thing 1654 01:25:08.079 --> 01:25:11.239 I've ever seen. What do you I'm curious what you 1655 01:25:11.239 --> 01:25:14.079 think of this? Sam ed Norton, who is in this 1656 01:25:14.159 --> 01:25:20.039 film that's kind of funny but also really terrible for society. 1657 01:25:20.159 --> 01:25:27.000 Not the Odyssey. It's called The Invite, and it's good cinema, 1658 01:25:27.039 --> 01:25:30.640 but I wouldn't recommend it. So here's Ed Norton being 1659 01:25:30.680 --> 01:25:33.359 interviewed by Dak Shephard, and he has a take on 1660 01:25:33.439 --> 01:25:36.079 everybody being on the spectrum now and I'm curious what 1661 01:25:36.119 --> 01:25:39.600 you think about this? To me, do you think you're 1662 01:25:39.640 --> 01:25:40.760 neurodiversion at all? 1663 01:25:41.039 --> 01:25:46.159 Not in a claimable, you know, nameable way. This is 1664 01:25:46.199 --> 01:25:48.560 a pet peeve. I may not be right about this, 1665 01:25:49.560 --> 01:25:53.880 but I feel like Silicon Valley has done a lot 1666 01:25:53.880 --> 01:25:55.560 of cool things and a lot of really negative things 1667 01:25:55.600 --> 01:25:56.359 to our society. 1668 01:25:56.439 --> 01:25:56.840 Yeah. 1669 01:25:56.880 --> 01:25:58.880 One of the ones that I find kind of aggravating 1670 01:25:59.119 --> 01:26:01.920 is what I would call the room romanticization of like 1671 01:26:02.239 --> 01:26:04.760 the idea of being on the spectrum. You get all 1672 01:26:04.760 --> 01:26:09.680 these people who are just basically assholes wanting to credit 1673 01:26:09.760 --> 01:26:12.279 that to them being on the spectrum. It's like, you're 1674 01:26:12.279 --> 01:26:15.119 not on the spectrum. Shut shut up, like you know, 1675 01:26:15.239 --> 01:26:18.520 stop it. And it's like, don't do that. Don't casually 1676 01:26:20.720 --> 01:26:23.720 don't and also don't casually try to claim as a 1677 01:26:23.760 --> 01:26:27.239 superpower a thing that for a lot of people is 1678 01:26:27.279 --> 01:26:27.920 a real thing. 1679 01:26:28.720 --> 01:26:29.720 I agree, you. 1680 01:26:31.479 --> 01:26:31.600 Do. 1681 01:26:31.760 --> 01:26:36.760 Yeah, yeah, I'm on the spectrum. 1682 01:26:37.039 --> 01:26:39.760 I phoned out, I'm on the spectrum. Get the fuck 1683 01:26:39.880 --> 01:26:40.399 out of here. 1684 01:26:41.119 --> 01:26:44.560 Yeah, I agree. I think it's just yeah, it's a 1685 01:26:44.720 --> 01:26:49.560 it's a convenient excuse for excuse for your bad behavior. Yeah, 1686 01:26:49.640 --> 01:26:50.600 I totally agree. 1687 01:26:50.359 --> 01:26:52.520 And I have a daughter on the spectrum, so I 1688 01:26:52.560 --> 01:26:54.920 get really pissed off about it. 1689 01:26:56.840 --> 01:27:01.960 All right. So we are friends with Bledsoe's Ryan Bledsoe especially, 1690 01:27:02.079 --> 01:27:07.720 and they have started to post videos that remind me 1691 01:27:07.760 --> 01:27:11.800 a little of Uri Geller. I find them concerning. I'm curious. 1692 01:27:12.079 --> 01:27:13.399 Have you seen these videos? 1693 01:27:13.439 --> 01:27:13.680 Now? 1694 01:27:14.039 --> 01:27:21.159 This is Chris Bledsoe showing that he has this ability 1695 01:27:21.199 --> 01:27:24.279 to make things stick to walls by praying for it 1696 01:27:24.319 --> 01:27:26.840 to happen. Uh have you seen this? 1697 01:27:27.479 --> 01:27:27.720 No? 1698 01:27:28.439 --> 01:27:30.560 Okay, what check it out here? 1699 01:27:34.479 --> 01:27:35.159 Meet yourself. 1700 01:27:38.039 --> 01:27:48.279 Yeah, what is it? 1701 01:27:48.279 --> 01:27:51.960 It's just a fork pressed against the door, sticking to 1702 01:27:52.039 --> 01:27:54.680 the door. I'll play it again here for you. What 1703 01:27:54.840 --> 01:27:59.520 is this superpower that he can make? Again, it's the 1704 01:27:59.520 --> 01:28:02.800 most money Dane superpower, but that you can make random 1705 01:28:02.840 --> 01:28:05.920 objects stick to the wall. I guess is the power? 1706 01:28:09.319 --> 01:28:18.119 Did they randomly just grab a fork? 1707 01:28:12.399 --> 01:28:12.520 Ye? 1708 01:28:14.880 --> 01:28:20.279 I don't know. 1709 01:28:20.399 --> 01:28:25.159 Then apparently they also share. This is Chris Bledsoe saying, 1710 01:28:25.439 --> 01:28:27.840 chew on this one. Doesn't matter if it's metal, wood, 1711 01:28:27.920 --> 01:28:30.600 or cement. We are much more than we think we are. 1712 01:28:30.720 --> 01:28:33.239 Time to wake up and explore your power now. He's 1713 01:28:33.279 --> 01:28:38.239 got a a fucking apple charger just sticking on the wall. 1714 01:28:38.279 --> 01:28:40.920 I guess, although it could be the full. 1715 01:28:40.960 --> 01:28:43.479 Can you just grab an object somewhere and hand it 1716 01:28:43.520 --> 01:28:45.119 to him? 1717 01:28:46.239 --> 01:28:48.800 That's that's hold on, Sorry, that's what I would like 1718 01:28:48.840 --> 01:28:52.560 to know. Yeah, can you? Because Uri Geller, you know, 1719 01:28:52.640 --> 01:28:56.479 claim to have this power to ben spoons and he 1720 01:28:56.600 --> 01:29:02.600 went famously on Johnny Carson and expected to use his 1721 01:29:02.640 --> 01:29:06.319 own spoons, which were prepared for this particular trick. And 1722 01:29:06.399 --> 01:29:09.760 Johnny Carson, under the advice of James Randy, the Amazing Randy, 1723 01:29:10.159 --> 01:29:14.239 brought in their own spoons, like their own supply of spoons, 1724 01:29:14.239 --> 01:29:17.199 and then Eric Geller was like, I can't do it, uh, 1725 01:29:17.239 --> 01:29:21.239 And it kind of broke the mystique of yeah, of. 1726 01:29:21.079 --> 01:29:25.479 Course, I don't even know what this means. 1727 01:29:26.680 --> 01:29:29.000 I find it odd, I will say, and I would 1728 01:29:29.039 --> 01:29:30.760 love to talk to them about it if they care 1729 01:29:30.840 --> 01:29:34.000 to kind of break down how it happens. Here is 1730 01:29:34.279 --> 01:29:38.520 Arii Geller on on Carson. By the way, check this out. 1731 01:29:38.560 --> 01:29:42.159 This is the Rigella was huge in the eighties. People 1732 01:29:42.199 --> 01:29:44.039 thought he was and he. 1733 01:29:44.079 --> 01:29:47.640 Know, this reminds me of this mentalist that's going around. 1734 01:29:48.239 --> 01:29:51.000 Yeah, he's oh yeah, yeah, I talked about him actually 1735 01:29:51.000 --> 01:29:54.600 in the outro of one of the episodes. Uh at length, 1736 01:29:54.760 --> 01:29:57.319 I played this video of him and kind of deconstructed 1737 01:29:57.359 --> 01:30:00.840 on Pablo Torre and it's all just, dude, it's all him. 1738 01:30:01.000 --> 01:30:03.640 He still loves a ship in everybody's birthday cake. Huh. 1739 01:30:03.720 --> 01:30:05.800 Yeah, he's right about this guy though, because this guy's 1740 01:30:05.840 --> 01:30:08.760 pretending he's selling a book saying he can teach you 1741 01:30:08.800 --> 01:30:11.640 to do these things with your mind that are all 1742 01:30:11.840 --> 01:30:14.119 magic tricks. It's all everyone. 1743 01:30:13.920 --> 01:30:16.560 Says, Masade. That's how he knows all this ship. 1744 01:30:16.920 --> 01:30:18.960 No, dude, he the guy explains how he does it. 1745 01:30:18.960 --> 01:30:21.439 It's not even that. I mean, maybe he was massage, certainly, 1746 01:30:21.479 --> 01:30:23.520 I'm open to that. But what he does is he 1747 01:30:23.600 --> 01:30:27.640 always before gets your phone and putsh it on it, 1748 01:30:27.800 --> 01:30:29.600 or he has a thing that can bring up the 1749 01:30:29.640 --> 01:30:32.000 history of the calculator on your phone, and he has 1750 01:30:32.039 --> 01:30:34.359 you put numbers in like your zip code and your 1751 01:30:34.359 --> 01:30:37.039 house and stuff like it's all it's a scam. Well 1752 01:30:37.640 --> 01:30:39.479 it's back a couple of episodes if somebody wants to 1753 01:30:39.479 --> 01:30:41.560 look it up. But okay, so here is urriiy Geller 1754 01:30:41.560 --> 01:30:43.800 getting his bubble burst on Carson. 1755 01:30:53.600 --> 01:30:57.720 The subject was a young Israeli, who claimed to. 1756 01:31:02.279 --> 01:31:07.560 His remarkable affinity for mental and his psychic abilities are 1757 01:31:07.600 --> 01:31:09.439 well documented all over the world. 1758 01:31:10.600 --> 01:31:15.279 In the early nineteen seventies, Geller became a superstar, the 1759 01:31:15.319 --> 01:31:19.680 most famous psychic in the world. And then, of course 1760 01:31:19.960 --> 01:31:24.319 there was mister Geller's appearance on the Tonight Show. I 1761 01:31:24.359 --> 01:31:31.439 got a call after they booked him to appear. Will 1762 01:31:31.479 --> 01:31:39.199 you welcome please, Burie Geller. Johnny had been a magician 1763 01:31:39.319 --> 01:31:42.760 himself and was skeptical. I was asked to help prevent 1764 01:31:42.840 --> 01:31:45.439 any trickery. 1765 01:31:45.520 --> 01:31:49.600 Nice to see you. Thanks, we have only met scares me. 1766 01:31:49.800 --> 01:31:51.880 This is scares you, well, this is yet. We just 1767 01:31:51.960 --> 01:31:54.079 got some things together here and I told them to 1768 01:31:54.119 --> 01:31:56.880 provide their own props and not to let Geller or 1769 01:31:56.920 --> 01:31:59.960 his people anywhere near the Also, one of our staff 1770 01:32:00.039 --> 01:32:03.279 members and did some drawings which have been sealed in 1771 01:32:03.279 --> 01:32:03.880 an envelope. 1772 01:32:04.520 --> 01:32:05.920 And I'd like you to take your own pace. 1773 01:32:05.960 --> 01:32:07.359 When you feel like you want to try anything, you 1774 01:32:07.359 --> 01:32:08.000 want to try that. 1775 01:32:07.960 --> 01:32:10.319 Particular the experiment. 1776 01:32:09.840 --> 01:32:11.119 First, I feel for it. 1777 01:32:12.000 --> 01:32:17.359 Sure, we'll start eliminating the ones that do not have 1778 01:32:17.399 --> 01:32:19.159 the water without touching it. 1779 01:32:20.359 --> 01:32:22.359 He is really suspicious. 1780 01:32:23.159 --> 01:32:24.479 I'm having a hard time with you. 1781 01:32:25.159 --> 01:32:26.119 I don't mean to be right. 1782 01:32:26.159 --> 01:32:27.880 I really just just keep looking. 1783 01:32:30.439 --> 01:32:35.000 Was he supposed to be doing? Okay, let right, was 1784 01:32:35.039 --> 01:32:35.920 he supposed to looking? 1785 01:32:35.960 --> 01:32:38.039 He's looking for the vessel with water in it. He's 1786 01:32:38.039 --> 01:32:41.359 supposed to be divining which which vessel has water in it? 1787 01:32:41.439 --> 01:32:43.479 And this just something he does all the time without 1788 01:32:43.520 --> 01:32:46.840 issue until you bring your own stuff, and then uh, 1789 01:32:46.880 --> 01:32:48.239 and then he can't do it magically. 1790 01:32:48.359 --> 01:32:49.640 It's boomer magic. 1791 01:32:50.640 --> 01:32:56.479 I mean, you know, I'm surprised because before this program, 1792 01:32:56.680 --> 01:32:58.960 your producer came and he read me at least forty 1793 01:32:59.039 --> 01:33:00.800 questions you're going to ask, Well. 1794 01:33:00.720 --> 01:33:02.319 I can ask you all kinds of questions would be 1795 01:33:02.560 --> 01:33:02.760 if you. 1796 01:33:02.840 --> 01:33:04.560 Like as your questions. I have to have time. 1797 01:33:14.680 --> 01:33:15.199 We're back. 1798 01:33:15.560 --> 01:33:18.960 Your breery was telling me, you don't feel what strong tonight? 1799 01:33:19.079 --> 01:33:19.840 Is that strong? 1800 01:33:21.000 --> 01:33:23.680 It's not all tonight right now, I'm feeling. 1801 01:33:23.720 --> 01:33:26.159 I'm feeling being pressed, and then I can. 1802 01:33:26.239 --> 01:33:27.800 I'm not trying to fresh you, I really not. 1803 01:33:27.840 --> 01:33:30.760 But you're telling me, well when you try that. 1804 01:33:31.399 --> 01:33:33.239 But I thought that was the idea of h. 1805 01:33:35.239 --> 01:33:35.840 No, I'm not. 1806 01:33:36.000 --> 01:33:36.920 I'm not trying to put it down. 1807 01:33:41.279 --> 01:33:45.520 Well, I find hilarious. Is he stayed there? I would 1808 01:33:45.520 --> 01:33:46.560 have gotten left. 1809 01:33:46.960 --> 01:33:50.159 I think you know, I think I think it's because 1810 01:33:50.199 --> 01:33:52.680 he has to say face somehow, right, otherwise it's just 1811 01:33:52.760 --> 01:33:53.760 completely distrusted. 1812 01:33:53.760 --> 01:33:56.039 And then he didn't say face. You want, his career 1813 01:33:56.079 --> 01:33:56.920 went to ship. 1814 01:33:58.600 --> 01:34:00.399 Uh well, yeah, to some of the I mean he's 1815 01:34:00.399 --> 01:34:03.439 had a comeback now. People will still go believe that 1816 01:34:03.479 --> 01:34:04.000 guy man. 1817 01:34:04.880 --> 01:34:07.359 Guy hidden hand behind you. You always got shot. 1818 01:34:08.000 --> 01:34:08.920 Yeah, there it is. 1819 01:34:09.000 --> 01:34:09.199 Yeah. 1820 01:34:09.279 --> 01:34:11.199 People will still go to him to learn to bend 1821 01:34:11.279 --> 01:34:14.640 spoons and stuff, and what they found that he does. 1822 01:34:14.840 --> 01:34:17.159 One of the techniques he would do, which is brilliant 1823 01:34:17.159 --> 01:34:19.840 and mentally, he would take the spoon right and then 1824 01:34:19.960 --> 01:34:21.880 as he was going to stand up or something, he 1825 01:34:21.920 --> 01:34:25.560 would press it down into the table so that it 1826 01:34:25.680 --> 01:34:28.159 was broken, and he would hold it between his fingers 1827 01:34:28.199 --> 01:34:31.640 like this at the break and then act like he 1828 01:34:31.800 --> 01:34:34.319 was dissolving it with his mind, and then the spoon 1829 01:34:34.319 --> 01:34:36.640 would fall apart. Just a brilliant sleight of hand. 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By 1885 01:37:39.560 --> 01:37:41.319 the way, look at the guy who died. Look at 1886 01:37:41.319 --> 01:37:41.880 his picture. 1887 01:37:42.479 --> 01:37:55.600 He's got a head on it. Yeah, show everybody your monkey. 1888 01:37:55.720 --> 01:37:57.960 Let's go see that snatch. 1889 01:38:01.359 --> 01:38:02.399 Did that guy say bacon? 1890 01:38:04.479 --> 01:38:15.199 Yeah, that guy said bacon for sure? 1891 01:38:15.279 --> 01:38:20.279 Right bacon? What does it mean means it's sizzling, dude. 1892 01:38:20.880 --> 01:38:24.880 I guess that's that's Uh, that's it's just a different. 1893 01:38:24.720 --> 01:38:30.039 John You don't sing that during my my funeral, I'm 1894 01:38:30.119 --> 01:38:32.359 gonna tell you I will never I'll be in heaven 1895 01:38:32.439 --> 01:38:36.560 and I won't. I'll give you nothing but nasty yelp reviews, 1896 01:38:36.800 --> 01:38:37.520 and of all. 1897 01:38:37.399 --> 01:38:39.640 The songs to sing at your funeral, back. 1898 01:38:39.920 --> 01:38:41.439 Back that ass up, Johnny. 1899 01:38:41.439 --> 01:38:45.399 If you don't, how about how about like, uh, how 1900 01:38:45.399 --> 01:38:48.079 about like many rivers to cross by Aretha Franklin. How 1901 01:38:48.119 --> 01:38:48.760 about something like that? 1902 01:38:48.880 --> 01:38:52.640 No, I want back that ass up, Johnny. You're a 1903 01:38:52.680 --> 01:38:54.720 fine young woman. Won't you back that ass? 1904 01:38:55.600 --> 01:38:59.239 Jimmy? Sorry, Jimmy Cliff, that's what you want. Jimmy Cliffs 1905 01:38:59.279 --> 01:39:00.359 version of many rivers across. 1906 01:39:00.399 --> 01:39:03.720 Forgive me, Johnny waiting for my children. I want you 1907 01:39:03.720 --> 01:39:06.800 to sing back that ass up at my future. 1908 01:39:06.840 --> 01:39:07.840 Yeah, think about that, dude. 1909 01:39:07.880 --> 01:39:10.479 That guy's kids are probably out there, his little cousins 1910 01:39:10.479 --> 01:39:12.119 and stuff, his nieces and nephews. 1911 01:39:12.800 --> 01:39:15.960 Johnny, will you play hot gay sex? We're talking hot people. 1912 01:39:16.000 --> 01:39:17.520 I want you to play that after you say I 1913 01:39:17.560 --> 01:39:20.600 don't have it, Really, Johnny. 1914 01:39:20.000 --> 01:39:23.239 You are the worst producer. Honestly, I know I'm not. 1915 01:39:23.319 --> 01:39:25.840 I don't have hot gay sex on the queue. Dude, 1916 01:39:25.840 --> 01:39:27.159 I'm sorry you should. 1917 01:39:27.239 --> 01:39:29.039 Well, I don't know why you wouldn't. It's a big 1918 01:39:29.079 --> 01:39:32.079 part of this fucking saw this show. 1919 01:39:32.159 --> 01:39:34.439 Really, Yeah, hot gay sex. 1920 01:39:34.680 --> 01:39:38.920 We're talking hot gay sex, hot gay sex. We're talking 1921 01:39:39.039 --> 01:39:41.960 hot gay sex, hot gay sex. 1922 01:39:42.039 --> 01:39:43.760 Come on, dude, everyone, I can't. 1923 01:39:43.800 --> 01:39:48.159 It's impossible. I searched for it again on I'm so stupid. 1924 01:39:48.800 --> 01:39:51.039 I literally just typed in my name and hot gay 1925 01:39:51.079 --> 01:39:54.199 sex and it's not good. Uh. In the. 1926 01:39:56.039 --> 01:39:57.399 No, we can't because we're live. 1927 01:39:58.640 --> 01:39:59.319 Came up to. 1928 01:40:01.119 --> 01:40:03.840 Johnny's lying. Everyone thinks you're lying, Johnny. 1929 01:40:04.119 --> 01:40:07.159 Lying about what but that you don't have the number 1930 01:40:07.199 --> 01:40:08.239 one podcast song. 1931 01:40:08.399 --> 01:40:11.279 Ever, No, I don't. I don't have it on this 1932 01:40:11.359 --> 01:40:13.640 board when we did it, I wasn't on this board. 1933 01:40:14.079 --> 01:40:16.039 Did you see Chuck Schumer fart on the floor of 1934 01:40:16.079 --> 01:40:20.239 the Senate? No, dude, really? Oh ya, oh you'll love this, dude. 1935 01:40:20.239 --> 01:40:24.119 He obviously and clearly farts like a distinct fart on 1936 01:40:24.159 --> 01:40:24.960 the floor of the Center. 1937 01:40:25.920 --> 01:40:28.680 And you know it depends and he sh his pants. 1938 01:40:29.520 --> 01:40:31.319 I think this is him shitting his pants. 1939 01:40:32.159 --> 01:40:38.039 Now on Iran and the nda A, people need to know, 1940 01:40:38.119 --> 01:40:41.159 of course, how and why this chaos is spreading through 1941 01:40:41.159 --> 01:40:46.399 their streets. And we need a complete investigation that's independent. 1942 01:40:47.479 --> 01:40:49.119 Now on Iran and the NDAA. 1943 01:40:50.560 --> 01:40:51.159 When all. 1944 01:40:52.600 --> 01:40:56.000 To say about his disastrous war with Iran is that 1945 01:40:56.079 --> 01:40:58.439 when all the Trump Iran and the n d a A. 1946 01:40:59.760 --> 01:41:03.800 When all the Trump administration can say about his disastrous 1947 01:41:04.159 --> 01:41:07.399 war with Iran is that Vietnam was working. Now on 1948 01:41:07.479 --> 01:41:10.560 Iran and the n d a A, when all the 1949 01:41:10.640 --> 01:41:13.720 Trump as he laughed too, dude. 1950 01:41:13.720 --> 01:41:16.920 He laughs, laughs, Yeah, I'll run it back here. 1951 01:41:21.000 --> 01:41:23.680 Oh my god, Oh I thought that it's the flag. 1952 01:41:23.760 --> 01:41:26.039 I thought for a minute, there was the Freemasons. 1953 01:41:26.560 --> 01:41:30.840 When all the Trump administration can say disastrous war with 1954 01:41:30.920 --> 01:41:33.199 Iran is that on in the n d a A 1955 01:41:34.640 --> 01:41:37.800 when all the Trump administration say about. 1956 01:41:40.039 --> 01:41:42.119 Got you, bro, he was somebody asked him about it. 1957 01:41:42.159 --> 01:41:46.279 TMZ actually asked him about it, and he uh, yeah, 1958 01:41:46.319 --> 01:41:48.399 he ignored them. But it's funny just to see him 1959 01:41:48.399 --> 01:41:51.279 have to face the music, the fruit music coming out 1960 01:41:51.279 --> 01:41:54.279 of his butt. There we go, Senator. 1961 01:41:58.960 --> 01:42:06.119 Senator Jacob t m fart yesterday on the Senate floor. Johnny, 1962 01:42:06.119 --> 01:42:08.199 will you play this? This is the beauty of dance 1963 01:42:08.279 --> 01:42:09.119 right here? Watch this? 1964 01:42:09.600 --> 01:42:10.640 That was so funny. 1965 01:42:13.800 --> 01:42:15.720 Do I watch these beautiful days? 1966 01:42:15.760 --> 01:42:17.039 I don't. I don't know if we can play it 1967 01:42:17.119 --> 01:42:17.640 on YouTube. 1968 01:42:17.640 --> 01:42:23.560 Bro. Yeah, it's dancing, okay, it's dancing, dude. Look at 1969 01:42:23.560 --> 01:42:29.359 this dancing, dude. Look at this dancing. Look at this dance. 1970 01:42:29.399 --> 01:42:29.720 Funny. 1971 01:42:29.760 --> 01:42:32.960 I've seen this guy before. He he's a well he's 1972 01:42:33.039 --> 01:42:33.560 weird though. 1973 01:42:34.279 --> 01:42:36.600 Yeah, it's just dancing, Johnny. I don't know why you 1974 01:42:36.640 --> 01:42:37.039 don't like that. 1975 01:42:37.119 --> 01:42:39.600 I've always I mean, it's funny. It's been that way 1976 01:42:39.640 --> 01:42:42.279 for a while too, where it's just like dry humping 1977 01:42:42.720 --> 01:42:44.079 that they call dancing. 1978 01:42:44.520 --> 01:42:47.399 Exactly like he's the Michael Jordan of dancing. Do you 1979 01:42:47.439 --> 01:42:50.720 see that? He's like another on another one. 1980 01:42:52.760 --> 01:42:56.720 It's another you sent me this Beyonce and jay Z 1981 01:42:56.840 --> 01:43:00.319 were caught just doing all the Illuminati hand gestures some 1982 01:43:00.439 --> 01:43:01.319 kind of game or something. 1983 01:43:01.399 --> 01:43:03.720 Oh yeah, dude, they don't even hide it anymore. 1984 01:43:04.000 --> 01:43:08.720 No, not not a bit. This is again Beyonce and Jazie. 1985 01:43:10.119 --> 01:43:10.960 What are they? 1986 01:43:11.119 --> 01:43:12.880 What game is this? What? What's team? 1987 01:43:13.000 --> 01:43:13.159 Is that? 1988 01:43:13.199 --> 01:43:18.079 The Clippers? No, that's well, it looks like Portland, right trails? 1989 01:43:19.199 --> 01:43:23.760 Maybe what is that? Or no, that's the Rockets. Maybe Rockets, Yeah, rockets. 1990 01:43:23.800 --> 01:43:25.880 And he's got ninety nine on there, which is niney 1991 01:43:25.960 --> 01:43:32.920 nine problems, which he stole from Ice Ice Ice Tea. Hey, 1992 01:43:32.960 --> 01:43:33.439 can we have. 1993 01:43:33.520 --> 01:43:35.119 Royalty in the house with us tonight? 1994 01:43:36.119 --> 01:43:38.720 We have our plane of youth detected and the house tonight. 1995 01:43:39.239 --> 01:43:40.439 We got to take a book New. 1996 01:43:40.439 --> 01:43:45.000 York at a house tonight, right but every outside? 1997 01:43:47.439 --> 01:43:53.279 Ugh h, we live in a demonic realm. She's like, yes, 1998 01:43:53.479 --> 01:43:56.119 throwing up the hand signals. I can't do the hand 1999 01:43:56.199 --> 01:43:58.039 signals because retarget to take it. 2000 01:43:58.520 --> 01:44:01.279 Yes, what's the late By the way, the word was 2001 01:44:01.319 --> 01:44:03.960 that we might have the fittest flurfer on. 2002 01:44:04.079 --> 01:44:05.239 I haven't heard back from him. 2003 01:44:05.279 --> 01:44:08.359 You haven't heard back from Okay, that's too bad. Thomas 2004 01:44:08.399 --> 01:44:15.720 Massey has possibly set it up so that the federal 2005 01:44:15.880 --> 01:44:19.359 Attorney General will have to support the state of New 2006 01:44:19.399 --> 01:44:23.640 Mexico and prosecuting any kind of crimes at Epstein and 2007 01:44:23.680 --> 01:44:27.119 his associates committed at Zoro Ranch. This is kind of 2008 01:44:27.279 --> 01:44:29.800 one of his parting gifts to the administration. He's here 2009 01:44:29.800 --> 01:44:34.000 with Rocanna talking about that. Hopefully something comes of it. 2010 01:44:34.039 --> 01:44:34.720 We'll see. 2011 01:44:36.119 --> 01:44:37.800 The first bill has been very successful. 2012 01:44:37.800 --> 01:44:42.199 We've got three million documents released, but there have been 2013 01:44:42.279 --> 01:44:46.159 some dragging of feet by the Attorney General and the 2014 01:44:46.159 --> 01:44:49.600 Acting Attorney General, and so you know, this is to 2015 01:44:49.680 --> 01:44:53.640 spur the next level. Specifically, the main thing that this 2016 01:44:53.800 --> 01:44:57.600 new bill does that we've introduced is forces the US 2017 01:44:57.680 --> 01:45:02.319 Attorney General to cooperate with state attorneys general that want 2018 01:45:02.359 --> 01:45:06.920 to prosecute Epstein co conspirators under state law. And it 2019 01:45:07.000 --> 01:45:09.920 turns out in New Mexico that's where the Zoro Ranch was. 2020 01:45:09.960 --> 01:45:12.079 You hear a lot about Epstein Island. You hear almost 2021 01:45:12.119 --> 01:45:15.960 nothing about Zoro Ranch. But it was expansive, it was 2022 01:45:16.199 --> 01:45:19.239 massive that people were going there all the time, crimes 2023 01:45:19.239 --> 01:45:23.760 were committed there and nextcell weapons for stations, and so 2024 01:45:24.359 --> 01:45:27.399 the Attorney General in New Mexico would like to prosecute 2025 01:45:27.399 --> 01:45:30.399 those crimes, and so we're making it easier with this bill. 2026 01:45:30.439 --> 01:45:31.600 That's one of the things it does. 2027 01:45:34.199 --> 01:45:36.760 And we'll never hear anything about that again. You know 2028 01:45:36.880 --> 01:45:37.720 they're not going to do that. 2029 01:45:37.920 --> 01:45:42.720 We had a bad take on Thomas Massey. Well, some 2030 01:45:42.880 --> 01:45:44.680 and told me I have a bad take on Thomas 2031 01:45:44.720 --> 01:45:46.960 Massey because they don't trust people as far as I 2032 01:45:47.000 --> 01:45:47.960 can kick them. 2033 01:45:48.720 --> 01:45:49.119 No, I don't. 2034 01:45:49.520 --> 01:45:53.680 I trust action. And when he does good things, I'm like, Okay, 2035 01:45:53.800 --> 01:45:56.199 thank you for that. When he does bad things, I'm like, well, 2036 01:45:56.880 --> 01:45:59.760 I'm the same, John. Yeah, you gotta trust actions on 2037 01:45:59.840 --> 01:46:00.399 what people say. 2038 01:46:00.479 --> 01:46:04.279 I don't trust anybody as far as I can kick them. No. 2039 01:46:04.399 --> 01:46:05.920 Yeah, I mean you have to have a tight inner 2040 01:46:05.960 --> 01:46:08.760 circle of people you can trust. Otherwise life is kind 2041 01:46:08.760 --> 01:46:13.399 of pointless. But public politicians and entertainers, no fu fuck 2042 01:46:13.439 --> 01:46:13.760 them all. 2043 01:46:14.159 --> 01:46:16.279 Fuck them all, dude, there. 2044 01:46:16.119 --> 01:46:18.600 Is Okay, So there's a schism that we've talked about 2045 01:46:18.600 --> 01:46:23.720 in the Democratic Party, and the problem is that it's 2046 01:46:23.760 --> 01:46:27.880 coming on the wrong issue. And now it goes unset here. 2047 01:46:27.920 --> 01:46:30.439 But someone else has asked Bill Maher about his vote 2048 01:46:30.520 --> 01:46:33.760 being up for grabs, and I think you'll catch the 2049 01:46:34.000 --> 01:46:36.439 hidden reason that it's up for grabs. He doesn't really 2050 01:46:36.479 --> 01:46:38.800 say it, but I and I'll let you say it 2051 01:46:38.840 --> 01:46:40.199 after we listen to his clip. 2052 01:46:43.560 --> 01:46:46.359 You you told jd Vance you're open your your your 2053 01:46:46.439 --> 01:46:47.600 vote is up for grabs. 2054 01:46:47.960 --> 01:46:52.560 Yes, my vote is you can't be Trump running. So 2055 01:46:53.119 --> 01:46:55.800 I'm not living in communist America. I mean, I know 2056 01:46:56.960 --> 01:47:00.840 that the talking point is that it's not communism socialism. Okay, 2057 01:47:00.840 --> 01:47:06.640 I've read the quotes from the DSA platform from their 2058 01:47:06.720 --> 01:47:09.520 own mouths. Don't tell me I'm not seeing what I 2059 01:47:09.560 --> 01:47:13.560 am seeing. And DSA again, they say things like, you know, 2060 01:47:14.039 --> 01:47:18.760 takeover of key industries government, that's communism. 2061 01:47:19.199 --> 01:47:20.760 You you told. 2062 01:47:22.800 --> 01:47:25.920 Now the issue the thing is though, and in the 2063 01:47:25.960 --> 01:47:30.239 next clip they Van Jones says something similar. Unbelievably, because 2064 01:47:30.239 --> 01:47:32.399 he's like one of the most hardcourt Democrats you could 2065 01:47:32.399 --> 01:47:36.279 ever imagine, he actually says it. I think the falling 2066 01:47:36.319 --> 01:47:37.760 out is actually over the Israel thing. 2067 01:47:37.920 --> 01:47:38.680 Of course. 2068 01:47:39.079 --> 01:47:41.680 Yeah, that's that's where that's the thing they're having a 2069 01:47:41.720 --> 01:47:45.000 problem with. Because this is van Jones here, I'm just 2070 01:47:45.000 --> 01:47:46.880 going to read what he said because it's it's his 2071 01:47:47.119 --> 01:47:49.880 statement itself. Is the video itself is a lot longer. 2072 01:47:49.920 --> 01:47:52.239 He says, I'm tired of being told that to be 2073 01:47:52.279 --> 01:47:55.640 a progressive I must now swear allegiance to crazy ideas. 2074 01:47:55.920 --> 01:47:59.079 I'm a strong Democrat with a winning bipartisan track record, 2075 01:47:59.199 --> 01:48:01.079 and he lists things that he's got a strong track 2076 01:48:01.119 --> 01:48:03.760 record on. He says, but some people in groups like 2077 01:48:03.800 --> 01:48:07.079 the dsay, the Democratic Socialist of America, they are pushing 2078 01:48:07.119 --> 01:48:11.319 an agenda far outside those ideals. Here here's the point. 2079 01:48:11.720 --> 01:48:14.840 Supporting Hamas is not progressive. And really what he means 2080 01:48:14.880 --> 01:48:20.199 by supporting Hamas, yes, yeah, no police, no prisons, no 2081 01:48:20.279 --> 01:48:24.920 borders is not progressive. Celebrating the murder of Israeli civilians 2082 01:48:25.399 --> 01:48:28.840 is not progressive. These ideas are regressive if there were 2083 01:48:28.840 --> 01:48:31.880 no police or prisons. And it's funny, it's annoying, right 2084 01:48:31.920 --> 01:48:35.359 because the issues are the things that they should have 2085 01:48:35.359 --> 01:48:38.600 been pissed off about ten years ago. These things. It's 2086 01:48:38.680 --> 01:48:40.800 just this one fly in the ointment of Israel that 2087 01:48:41.039 --> 01:48:44.479 is kind of souring this whole split in the party. 2088 01:48:44.560 --> 01:48:47.439 Is that crazy? And it's the same thing we're Republican party. 2089 01:48:47.960 --> 01:48:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's this issue. This issue is so unique, man, 2090 01:48:51.239 --> 01:48:53.239 that and we've talked about it a bunch, but it's 2091 01:48:54.239 --> 01:48:58.239 that it's tearing people apart who should be together and 2092 01:48:58.279 --> 01:49:00.600 then bringing people together who have no thing at all 2093 01:49:00.640 --> 01:49:03.479 in common. I'll play just a touch of Van Jones 2094 01:49:03.479 --> 01:49:05.880 here on the far left. 2095 01:49:06.399 --> 01:49:09.239 Quit pooping in the kool aid bowl and telling us 2096 01:49:09.239 --> 01:49:11.920 that the thurds are ice cubes. They're not ice cubes. 2097 01:49:11.920 --> 01:49:15.399 And I want to talk about Van Jones of a 2098 01:49:15.520 --> 01:49:18.079 set of people on the very far left in the 2099 01:49:18.119 --> 01:49:21.760 Democratic Party, my party, telling us that in order for 2100 01:49:21.840 --> 01:49:24.319 us to be progressive, we now have to believe ideas 2101 01:49:24.359 --> 01:49:27.079 and support ideas that are completely nuts. 2102 01:49:28.000 --> 01:49:34.319 Are literally insane, nutty, moronic, dangerous, bigoted. Are not progressive, 2103 01:49:34.359 --> 01:49:36.960 they're regressive, and they should not be in our party. 2104 01:49:37.359 --> 01:49:42.039 The people who are promoting these nutty, crazy, backwards ideas 2105 01:49:42.319 --> 01:49:47.159 are party poopers, literally, And. 2106 01:49:47.159 --> 01:49:48.640 I don't know what. I don't know what to do 2107 01:49:48.720 --> 01:49:52.600 about that, Like, because he's right about everything, but that 2108 01:49:52.640 --> 01:49:54.840 one issue, Like what do we do with those Democrats? 2109 01:49:54.880 --> 01:50:01.239 Like should the Republicans do with the Republicans? Yeah? I 2110 01:50:01.239 --> 01:50:06.560 don't know, man, It's it's just like what it does 2111 01:50:06.640 --> 01:50:08.279 make me wonder if this might be the way we 2112 01:50:08.319 --> 01:50:11.880 get a third party, even if it's a completely idiotic 2113 01:50:11.920 --> 01:50:14.439 party of these people that just want to support Israel, 2114 01:50:14.479 --> 01:50:17.319 so we can kind of purge them from both parties. 2115 01:50:17.560 --> 01:50:18.760 Do you know what I mean? Like, maybe we have 2116 01:50:18.800 --> 01:50:24.279 a third party it's just called the Israel Party. What 2117 01:50:24.279 --> 01:50:26.560 do you exactly what the name of this though? What 2118 01:50:26.600 --> 01:50:28.920 do you think this split? Because it's happening in both parties, 2119 01:50:29.479 --> 01:50:32.760 these people that care more about Israel than domestic policy. 2120 01:50:35.439 --> 01:50:39.439 Dude, you just keep letting them out themselves. 2121 01:50:39.600 --> 01:50:42.760 Right, But what's the Where does it end? Do you think? 2122 01:50:42.800 --> 01:50:45.399 I'm asking you what you think is the result here? 2123 01:50:46.520 --> 01:50:50.600 Well, it's as fracturing of all politics into smaller and 2124 01:50:50.640 --> 01:50:51.479 smaller groups. 2125 01:50:52.239 --> 01:50:54.239 Do you think we could actually have? Is this the 2126 01:50:54.239 --> 01:50:56.199 way we get a third party? Though? Could that happen? 2127 01:50:56.319 --> 01:50:58.119 It's definitely possible. I don't know. 2128 01:50:58.119 --> 01:51:00.159 Maybe you get four parties because there's no way the 2129 01:51:00.199 --> 01:51:04.199 far left and the moderate right are gonna come together 2130 01:51:04.359 --> 01:51:05.079 in any way. 2131 01:51:07.319 --> 01:51:09.880 Okay, we haven't done this in a while. Let me 2132 01:51:09.920 --> 01:51:11.000 see if I have the. 2133 01:51:13.279 --> 01:51:21.520 You gotta read super chats because I gotta go read. 2134 01:51:21.920 --> 01:51:23.920 We've got a few reviews here we will read. Yeah, 2135 01:51:23.960 --> 01:51:26.079 I usually do that in post, but I realized, since 2136 01:51:26.079 --> 01:51:27.880 we're doing them live so much now that I should 2137 01:51:28.439 --> 01:51:32.600 import it. Uh okay, uh Five bars from mister Bungle 2138 01:51:32.680 --> 01:51:35.039 seven six seven six again if you would do us 2139 01:51:35.039 --> 01:51:37.039 the favor and whatever app you're in, if you're watching 2140 01:51:37.079 --> 01:51:39.520 on YouTube, please leave a comment just saying that you 2141 01:51:39.640 --> 01:51:42.039 like the show because it genuinely helps us fight the 2142 01:51:42.079 --> 01:51:45.159 algorithm helps more people see it. You're doing us a 2143 01:51:45.239 --> 01:51:49.880 huge fucking favor, bro, Please do it. If you're in iTunes, 2144 01:51:49.960 --> 01:51:50.760 especially because. 2145 01:51:51.439 --> 01:51:54.960 About party, I'm not gonna support any party that man 2146 01:51:56.039 --> 01:51:59.479 makes it mandatory vaccines. I'm not gonna support any party 2147 01:51:59.680 --> 01:52:02.880 that's pro Israel. I'm not gonna do any of that. 2148 01:52:03.279 --> 01:52:05.279 I'm not going to be a long time though for anybody. 2149 01:52:05.640 --> 01:52:07.920 Then I'm fine with that because I'm politicuarly atheist. 2150 01:52:08.600 --> 01:52:12.960 Me too, Yeah, I'm with you these reviews though, five 2151 01:52:13.000 --> 01:52:16.319 star reviews. Sam cares most about the Apple ranking, So 2152 01:52:16.520 --> 01:52:19.880 if you can go leave an Apple review. 2153 01:52:20.760 --> 01:52:22.840 More people listen on that than any other one. 2154 01:52:23.159 --> 01:52:26.520 We would appreciate that the absolute most. And if you 2155 01:52:27.319 --> 01:52:29.680 send a screenshot of your five star review too at 2156 01:52:29.720 --> 01:52:32.359 broken Sam on Twitter will follow you back there. 2157 01:52:32.800 --> 01:52:32.920 Uh. 2158 01:52:33.199 --> 01:52:36.600 Five stars from mister Bungle Love Bs. Johnny and Sam 2159 01:52:36.680 --> 01:52:40.439 are the Magic and Kareem of podcasting with slightly less aids. 2160 01:52:40.800 --> 01:52:45.399 With slightly less aids and a fib Okay, great show. 2161 01:52:45.479 --> 01:52:47.800 Five stars from Kay Ferris. I think we know who 2162 01:52:47.840 --> 01:52:50.399 that is. She's in the comments sometimes nothing but banger. 2163 01:52:50.520 --> 01:52:53.760 Sam's psychic knowledge is unmatched and Johnny's ad reads are 2164 01:52:53.760 --> 01:52:55.640 the best in the biz. You are in for a 2165 01:52:55.720 --> 01:52:59.279 treat every episode, and I promise you will psychic every week. 2166 01:52:59.640 --> 01:53:03.399 Love the show. Bang Bang Pow so priate Bang Bang 2167 01:53:03.560 --> 01:53:07.600 Pop two O five five stars, stande and Undercover TJ 2168 01:53:07.760 --> 01:53:11.279 Wow one one account, two people. An excellent show despite 2169 01:53:11.319 --> 01:53:14.199 the occasional lightsaber duels. I don't know what that means. 2170 01:53:14.760 --> 01:53:17.640 TFH one thousand was awesome. Always a pleasure of seeing 2171 01:53:17.640 --> 01:53:20.319 you you Sam, and was awesome to finally meet you. Johnny. 2172 01:53:20.359 --> 01:53:22.920 Deeply appreciate the time you took out for our conversation. 2173 01:53:23.760 --> 01:53:25.600 I hope you have a great time in Gettysburg. Of 2174 01:53:25.600 --> 01:53:27.640 course I did, dude. Thank you for the comment. Yeah, 2175 01:53:27.760 --> 01:53:29.479 keep rocking, guys, and hope to meet up again. I 2176 01:53:29.520 --> 01:53:32.359 love Gettysburg. It was really to walk the ground there 2177 01:53:32.439 --> 01:53:35.199 where you know all those people died and where my 2178 01:53:35.279 --> 01:53:40.560 great great grandfather was. It's sobering. New favorite pod says 2179 01:53:40.560 --> 01:53:45.399 oh my, oh my five Stars probably the best podcast 2180 01:53:45.520 --> 01:53:49.720 ever to be podcasted. Wow, that's high praise. That's high praise. 2181 01:53:49.760 --> 01:53:52.039 We got a couple of total retard reviews that we 2182 01:53:52.079 --> 01:53:52.680 won't read here. 2183 01:53:53.039 --> 01:53:53.159 Uh. 2184 01:53:53.319 --> 01:53:57.279 Doctor t Burn says outstanding podcast five stars. One of 2185 01:53:57.279 --> 01:54:00.600 the best things I listened to, topical and funny and Sam 2186 01:54:00.640 --> 01:54:04.720 bring Nothing but Bangers. Sam Haney says five stars. Have 2187 01:54:04.760 --> 01:54:08.239 you guys ever heard of Darius jay Wright? Darius jay Wright? 2188 01:54:08.520 --> 01:54:10.479 If not google him, I would love to hear him 2189 01:54:10.479 --> 01:54:12.640 on TFAH. Have you ever heard of that person saying 2190 01:54:13.119 --> 01:54:17.560 Darius jay Wright? No, let me see. Also, someone in 2191 01:54:17.600 --> 01:54:19.880 the comments earlier said that there's a new cryptid that 2192 01:54:19.920 --> 01:54:22.359 we need to look at. Have you ever have you 2193 01:54:22.439 --> 01:54:27.119 heard waiting to hear about it? New cryptid? Uh? Someone 2194 01:54:27.159 --> 01:54:30.359 said on Facebook there's a new cryptid. If that person 2195 01:54:30.439 --> 01:54:33.560 is still here, could you share in the comments? What 2196 01:54:33.560 --> 01:54:35.840 what the hell are you talking about? That raccoon thing? 2197 01:54:36.399 --> 01:54:38.359 Is that what you're talking about? Because I that's just 2198 01:54:38.399 --> 01:54:42.520 a raccoon with like the weird yeah, like yeah, yeah, 2199 01:54:42.520 --> 01:54:44.199 I think that's actually If you if you're in the 2200 01:54:45.039 --> 01:54:49.000 in the comments talking about the the if you're that person, 2201 01:54:49.079 --> 01:54:54.199 please leave it again and I'll let you know. Five stars. 2202 01:54:54.239 --> 01:54:56.880 You got to listen to this Nate says, Sam and 2203 01:54:56.960 --> 01:54:59.479 Johnny are a great dynamic. You know, there's about an 2204 01:54:59.479 --> 01:55:04.000 hour left, and Sam says Johnny, I gotta go. You'll 2205 01:55:04.039 --> 01:55:07.560 get about five per episode as a nice countdown. Hilarious, 2206 01:55:07.560 --> 01:55:12.079 genuine takes on the Broken Sim we live in Oh right, 2207 01:55:12.680 --> 01:55:15.920 it's funny. One person says that I have to get 2208 01:55:15.960 --> 01:55:18.079 off the show, and then another person says, you have 2209 01:55:18.159 --> 01:55:20.039 to get off the show in back to back reviews. 2210 01:55:20.359 --> 01:55:21.920 That would be a great show, Han when neither of 2211 01:55:22.000 --> 01:55:24.640 us on it. It's just a camera that'd be great. 2212 01:55:24.720 --> 01:55:26.039 Can we run that one time? 2213 01:55:26.399 --> 01:55:27.720 And I We'll just have a camera point out a 2214 01:55:27.720 --> 01:55:31.800 window with ads every fucking thirty minutes. Great show, great 2215 01:55:31.800 --> 01:55:34.840 show from Hellhound Metalworks love Broken Sim, Sam and Johnny 2216 01:55:34.920 --> 01:55:40.039 Rock gotta go, says Joe g Bangers always says Coach HCJ. Juicy, 2217 01:55:40.079 --> 01:55:43.680 Johnny and Sammy t always bring that fire. Fans for life. 2218 01:55:43.720 --> 01:55:46.239 I look forward to weekly podcasts. I've got an idea, 2219 01:55:46.359 --> 01:55:49.520 Johnny says, discredit your gods. This show is great. But 2220 01:55:49.560 --> 01:55:52.199 as I listen, the news is so f that. Listening 2221 01:55:52.279 --> 01:55:54.560 to an episode of Broken Sim now it sounds like 2222 01:55:54.600 --> 01:55:57.800 a radio station on GTA. The news is crazy. You're right, 2223 01:55:59.439 --> 01:56:02.239 he thinks that we should be added to GTA six. Sam, 2224 01:56:02.920 --> 01:56:03.760 I would love that. 2225 01:56:04.079 --> 01:56:06.640 Do come on now, oh. 2226 01:56:06.520 --> 01:56:13.680 I would love that too. Casey Hoffanky says, because current 2227 01:56:13.760 --> 01:56:17.159 events should be laughed at. You can't take life too seriously. 2228 01:56:17.199 --> 01:56:19.960 The elite want you rooted in fear and apathy. One 2229 01:56:20.000 --> 01:56:23.239 hundred percent right, Johnny and Sam relentlessly make fun of 2230 01:56:23.279 --> 01:56:26.000 everybody who deserves it, and in that way we fight back. 2231 01:56:26.199 --> 01:56:29.159 That is the way we win. I love that, dude, 2232 01:56:29.840 --> 01:56:35.159 you too, Sam. This is from No Guests. No Guests 2233 01:56:35.359 --> 01:56:38.399 says Jesus was not a j Please stop claiming Jesus 2234 01:56:38.520 --> 01:56:39.399 was a Jay. Jesus was. 2235 01:56:39.520 --> 01:56:42.359 He was. He was an Israelite. 2236 01:56:42.079 --> 01:56:46.800 Practicing Hebrewism, and the Jays were never God's chosen. We 2237 01:56:46.880 --> 01:56:54.039 have heard that. California Love says Many fourteen equals glock. 2238 01:56:54.399 --> 01:56:56.359 I don't know what that is related to. That's from 2239 01:56:56.439 --> 01:57:08.279 NNGZ Battle told. I'm just the occasional odd one that 2240 01:57:09.279 --> 01:57:11.640 I'm trying to get back to where we haven't done 2241 01:57:11.640 --> 01:57:12.119 this in the long. 2242 01:57:12.199 --> 01:57:14.760 Can you just go to the super chat? 2243 01:57:15.199 --> 01:57:17.359 Okay, well, we'll get the rest next week. I did 2244 01:57:17.399 --> 01:57:19.439 promise everyone who left the five star review that I 2245 01:57:19.439 --> 01:57:20.560 would read them on the show. 2246 01:57:20.680 --> 01:57:22.279 Well, how about you read after I got to go. 2247 01:57:22.800 --> 01:57:27.399 We'll get back to them next week. Anybody, did anybody 2248 01:57:27.399 --> 01:57:30.720 bring up the cryptid in the chat? Let's see, they're 2249 01:57:30.800 --> 01:57:36.359 supposed to be encrypted, don't that's it? Johnny Okay, he 2250 01:57:36.439 --> 01:57:42.079 maybe was talking about Jim Athy. Then this guy, yeah, okay, 2251 01:57:42.119 --> 01:57:44.479 we'll do the super chats right now. This guy wants 2252 01:57:44.520 --> 01:57:49.880 me to, so we will. Ali Star Growley two seven 2253 01:57:50.000 --> 01:57:54.000 eight four didn't say anything, just super chat, Thank you, 2254 01:57:54.119 --> 01:57:59.720 Thank you, Dylan d Barnard. Barnard, yes, says Jay Nice 2255 01:57:59.680 --> 01:58:02.039 aka a Johnny word. Please let me accept your seed. 2256 01:58:02.079 --> 01:58:06.119 I am desperate, dude, let dude get him pregnant. I'm 2257 01:58:06.159 --> 01:58:10.479 not going to do that. I'm afraid. Uh Dale Dale 2258 01:58:10.760 --> 01:58:16.199 Dale Daily Stark says movies are fing good or they're 2259 01:58:16.239 --> 01:58:19.880 not what super Lame is expecting them to be anything else. 2260 01:58:20.079 --> 01:58:21.119 Luff y'all's show. 2261 01:58:21.640 --> 01:58:22.239 Thank you. 2262 01:58:22.720 --> 01:58:24.279 I don't know quite what you mean by that. 2263 01:58:24.439 --> 01:58:26.560 I think I know what she means. She gave us 2264 01:58:26.600 --> 01:58:28.520 five dollars. Give me whatever she wants. 2265 01:58:29.319 --> 01:58:35.680 Amen. Uh grim Zoo says, guys, there's a new cryptid 2266 01:58:35.720 --> 01:58:38.840 a wolf. Oh here, it is a wolf shaped like 2267 01:58:38.880 --> 01:58:43.039 the crippled raccoon found in Alberta. Search fake book for 2268 01:58:43.880 --> 01:58:47.119 dwarf wolf or if that fails, de wolf. Well, de 2269 01:58:47.239 --> 01:58:49.000 wolf is going to be like a dire wolf. Surely 2270 01:58:49.399 --> 01:58:54.159 you're saying a dwarf wolf. Is that real dwarf? 2271 01:58:54.560 --> 01:58:55.439 It's raccoon. 2272 01:58:59.000 --> 01:59:01.960 I know you're saying, search Facebook for it, all right, 2273 01:59:02.399 --> 01:59:06.439 dwarf wolf because anybody knows what he's talking about. Know 2274 01:59:06.479 --> 01:59:11.880 what he's talking about, dwarf wolf. Oh no, this is 2275 01:59:11.920 --> 01:59:13.680 a I, bro, this is AI. 2276 01:59:13.640 --> 01:59:16.960 Dude, boomer, thank you for the seven dollars. 2277 01:59:16.960 --> 01:59:19.720 I'm sorry to say, yes, thank you. I'll show you. 2278 01:59:19.760 --> 01:59:22.079 But it's AI. That's AI, for sure. It's just the 2279 01:59:22.119 --> 01:59:25.399 same thing. It's that it's that Uh. 2280 01:59:24.960 --> 01:59:27.119 It's not cryptid. It's just so funny. 2281 01:59:27.279 --> 01:59:32.319 It's just shortened. Yeah, it's like a sor it could be. 2282 01:59:32.520 --> 01:59:34.239 It looks like AI to me, though the face is 2283 01:59:34.279 --> 01:59:37.479 a little sharper than everything else, which, yeah, it's just. 2284 01:59:37.439 --> 01:59:39.640 A raccoon having a trying to suck its own. 2285 01:59:39.479 --> 01:59:43.920 Dick either way, not a cryptid though. Yeah. CC ninety 2286 01:59:44.000 --> 01:59:47.079 nine hundred says, uh, it's goy slop. Glad you liked it, 2287 01:59:47.119 --> 01:59:49.640 but it's not that deep deep he. 2288 01:59:49.640 --> 01:59:51.479 Wouldn't even use fucking AI. 2289 01:59:51.880 --> 01:59:54.319 Next, it's not even deep, thank you. 2290 01:59:55.800 --> 01:59:58.319 Nine nine thousand, nine hundred. 2291 01:59:59.119 --> 01:59:59.960 He's talking about the artist. 2292 02:00:00.159 --> 02:00:00.359 Dude. 2293 02:00:00.399 --> 02:00:02.039 He's saying, it's not that deep. But it's it's a 2294 02:00:02.159 --> 02:00:04.520 it's a badass action movie. It's not. It doesn't have 2295 02:00:04.600 --> 02:00:06.239 to be deep for you. Do you need everything to 2296 02:00:06.279 --> 02:00:11.439 be deep? Melina says, Si slides Ana again, I agree, 2297 02:00:11.880 --> 02:00:14.760 Melina again says never seen a Nickel Cage and Sam 2298 02:00:14.760 --> 02:00:17.439 Tripoli in the same room at the same time. 2299 02:00:17.960 --> 02:00:20.119 That's true. I don't even know who Nickel Cage is. 2300 02:00:20.800 --> 02:00:25.000 I think it's probably Nicholas Cage to Hey, did you so? 2301 02:00:25.119 --> 02:00:30.880 I finally watched Megalopolis. It's not good, obviously, it's interesting, though, 2302 02:00:30.880 --> 02:00:32.720 I will say I think everybody should watch it just 2303 02:00:32.760 --> 02:00:36.560 to kind of participate in that conversation. But there's a 2304 02:00:36.600 --> 02:00:40.960 documentary about it, which is fascinating. It's this really well 2305 02:00:40.960 --> 02:00:44.560 respected director does a documentary about it, and you can 2306 02:00:44.600 --> 02:00:49.520 see Shia La buff and and uh Copola arguing all 2307 02:00:49.520 --> 02:00:51.880 the time on the set, and then Shila Buf's freaking 2308 02:00:51.880 --> 02:00:54.359 out about being fired, and Copla is like, I'm not 2309 02:00:54.359 --> 02:00:56.479 going to fire you, but shut to hut the fuck up. 2310 02:00:56.479 --> 02:00:59.000 You're the most annoying person I've ever worked with, is 2311 02:00:59.000 --> 02:01:01.159 what Copla tells him. At one point, he pulls him 2312 02:01:01.159 --> 02:01:03.960 into his trailer and is like, listen, there's one thing 2313 02:01:04.000 --> 02:01:06.199 that I've hated on this set, and it's you and 2314 02:01:06.359 --> 02:01:11.520 talking about to Shia La buff Uh and Coppola's son 2315 02:01:11.880 --> 02:01:15.319 or No, his nephew is on the in the cast 2316 02:01:15.399 --> 02:01:18.239 and looks like a kind of distorted version of Nicholas Cage, 2317 02:01:18.239 --> 02:01:21.560 who's also a Copola. Have you seen Coppola's nephew, dude? 2318 02:01:22.000 --> 02:01:26.720 He looks like like a what perverted Nicholas Cage? What 2319 02:01:26.920 --> 02:01:27.680 is the guy's name? 2320 02:01:29.439 --> 02:01:29.640 Oh? 2321 02:01:29.760 --> 02:01:32.800 No, what's You're killing me right now? You're fuck? 2322 02:01:33.159 --> 02:01:33.399 Are you? 2323 02:01:34.199 --> 02:01:34.600 Is that all right? 2324 02:01:34.800 --> 02:01:35.279 I need to go. 2325 02:01:35.840 --> 02:01:37.399 I'll save it for after. I'll show you guys who 2326 02:01:37.479 --> 02:01:39.840 hang around. Uh, we'll hang out for another couple of minutes. 2327 02:01:39.960 --> 02:01:42.880 Night jerk says, I had an I had old cold 2328 02:01:42.960 --> 02:01:46.079 taco bell for dinner. I'm sorry, dude, I'm sorry. 2329 02:01:45.920 --> 02:01:48.079 I mean he's blown out. 2330 02:01:48.439 --> 02:01:49.039 Uh. 2331 02:01:49.159 --> 02:01:51.560 Daily Stark again says that's a fifty one thing. 2332 02:01:51.600 --> 02:01:57.119 Thank you for the two dollars, lady. 2333 02:01:55.840 --> 02:02:00.600 That was a fifty fifty hz ZP say as Johnny 2334 02:02:00.640 --> 02:02:04.720 always Wooded and Sammy's Medium Cannoli. Love you guys, Thanks 2335 02:02:04.720 --> 02:02:07.319 for the pods. The most recent Jay Dire episode was 2336 02:02:07.439 --> 02:02:11.520 Pure Fire. Jadre gets a lot of ship. Now I've 2337 02:02:11.560 --> 02:02:17.800 noticed in the comments it's the Internet. Yeah, I know. 2338 02:02:17.800 --> 02:02:20.319 Owen Benjamin had a lot of problems with his appearance 2339 02:02:20.359 --> 02:02:25.359 on UH on Tucker and kind of you know, went 2340 02:02:25.399 --> 02:02:28.600 in went in on Pretty Good, which I was thought 2341 02:02:28.720 --> 02:02:32.199 was funny but weird. I think we got that one. 2342 02:02:32.279 --> 02:02:35.399 Let's see. I guess the websites on flock super chats 2343 02:02:36.239 --> 02:02:37.199 are frowned upon. 2344 02:02:38.560 --> 02:02:38.720 Org. 2345 02:02:39.079 --> 02:02:41.119 Thank you. That's from ZP Again. I don't know what 2346 02:02:41.159 --> 02:02:44.640 you're saying there, my friend. I guess the websites on 2347 02:02:44.840 --> 02:02:48.560 flock super chats are frowned upon. Does that make any 2348 02:02:48.600 --> 02:02:51.359 sense to you? Nope, I'm sorry, but thank you for 2349 02:02:51.479 --> 02:02:55.800 the super chat. I missed you guys in Boston, says Ali. 2350 02:02:57.560 --> 02:03:00.560 What was in Boston? In Boston? 2351 02:03:00.600 --> 02:03:02.119 I gotta go, Johnny, I love y'all. 2352 02:03:03.239 --> 02:03:06.720 We're almost done here, Kim says, great show, even forty 2353 02:03:06.720 --> 02:03:09.319 five minutes of Odyssey. That trans could have been the 2354 02:03:09.359 --> 02:03:13.119 next brock Lesner. You're right, glad I got to catch 2355 02:03:13.159 --> 02:03:18.439 the live tonight. Love you guys. Thank you, Kim. Malina says, 2356 02:03:18.479 --> 02:03:21.720 Johnny is the only nerd we trust. God bless you, Malina. 2357 02:03:22.439 --> 02:03:25.720 Kim says, don't feel bad. All psychic psychics have big heads. 2358 02:03:25.720 --> 02:03:29.960 That's why you have a giant head. Psychic State of 2359 02:03:30.000 --> 02:03:33.239 Silence says, did you boys see the new doctor Insanity video? 2360 02:03:33.399 --> 02:03:37.199 Teens accidentally run in the secret Cult's body dump? What 2361 02:03:37.359 --> 02:03:40.680 is doctor insanity? Do you know what doctor insanity is? 2362 02:03:40.680 --> 02:03:43.720 There's so many different content creators, it's impossible to keep 2363 02:03:43.800 --> 02:03:46.720 up with all of them. I will educate myself about 2364 02:03:46.720 --> 02:03:49.800 doctor insanity and get back to you. Kim says, in 2365 02:03:49.840 --> 02:03:51.840 his defense, we thought it would He thought it would 2366 02:03:51.880 --> 02:03:54.319 be silent, talking about Chuck Schumer there and his fart, 2367 02:03:54.439 --> 02:03:58.439 his loud fart, and then Tony Uh with a supersticker Tony, 2368 02:03:58.520 --> 02:04:00.880 who wasn't Tony piss off at us earlier? 2369 02:04:01.159 --> 02:04:04.479 Ton was pissed off because we said he looks like 2370 02:04:04.560 --> 02:04:05.960 he bangs black. 2371 02:04:05.680 --> 02:04:10.479 Guys, because he did look like Okay, that's. 2372 02:04:10.279 --> 02:04:16.840 All, have a great day. Thanks Johnny. Fine. 2373 02:04:17.159 --> 02:04:19.359 I'll finish with reading these reviews for anybody wo wants 2374 02:04:19.359 --> 02:04:21.800 to hang out, because we said we would. 2375 02:04:21.800 --> 02:04:22.000 Here. 2376 02:04:22.159 --> 02:04:25.319 I love broken sim that's from Anna, I Love Broken, 2377 02:04:25.359 --> 02:04:29.359 sim five Stars, h Conspiracy Club, Doom Scrolling, just straight Fire, 2378 02:04:29.560 --> 02:04:38.159 All Bangers, Bird, which is the Bald Eagle. I've been 2379 02:04:38.199 --> 02:04:40.640 a fan since International Bad Boys, but unfortunately a lot 2380 02:04:40.640 --> 02:04:43.479 of Sam's content has spiraled and the just talking ish 2381 02:04:43.600 --> 02:04:48.319 about Israel with zero criticism towards the radical Muslim world. 2382 02:04:48.640 --> 02:04:52.560 That's that's kind of crazy. I mean, uh who, We've 2383 02:04:52.560 --> 02:04:55.880 talked about what's going on in London numerous times, about 2384 02:04:55.880 --> 02:04:59.039 the way that city is being taken over. It's just 2385 02:04:59.359 --> 02:05:03.039 there's a little it's a little bit of activity in 2386 02:05:03.199 --> 02:05:06.039 Israel right now, if you hadn't noticed in Iran that 2387 02:05:06.119 --> 02:05:09.680 we're talking about. So that's not a fair criticism. He 2388 02:05:10.439 --> 02:05:13.199 actually said canics Owens wouldn't have so many followers if 2389 02:05:13.199 --> 02:05:16.399 she wasn't telling the truth, So by that logic, anything 2390 02:05:16.439 --> 02:05:18.399 the masses believed must be true. 2391 02:05:19.079 --> 02:05:19.159 No. 2392 02:05:19.359 --> 02:05:21.560 Now I will say I don't necessarily agree with his 2393 02:05:21.640 --> 02:05:25.239 point there. I've, in fact, I think I've told him that, Yeah, 2394 02:05:25.359 --> 02:05:28.680 there are popular things that are dishonest. Yeah, I still 2395 02:05:28.720 --> 02:05:30.640 listen to Sam and Johnny for the moments they're not 2396 02:05:30.720 --> 02:05:33.760 talking about Israel. Okay, boy, that's a weird thing to 2397 02:05:33.760 --> 02:05:36.000 have a problem with especially with the war going on 2398 02:05:36.119 --> 02:05:39.720 right now. So funny, says Bertie. I laughed so hard 2399 02:05:39.880 --> 02:05:42.760 and out loud listening to this podcast by myself. Wow, 2400 02:05:43.359 --> 02:05:48.520 that's a true psycho behavior I've learned. I'm sorry. I've 2401 02:05:48.520 --> 02:05:50.720 turned many on the TFH and working hard to get 2402 02:05:50.760 --> 02:05:52.239 them to listen to Broken Swim too. Oh thank you 2403 02:05:52.279 --> 02:05:55.600 so much, Bertie, God bless you. Super super Rufu says 2404 02:05:55.600 --> 02:05:58.279 I love this show. Sam eats raccoon butts and I'm 2405 02:05:58.279 --> 02:06:02.399 okay with that, but I ain't watching it. That's cool, 2406 02:06:03.159 --> 02:06:04.920 all right, that's it. I think that's it for the 2407 02:06:04.960 --> 02:06:07.279 new ones. Yeah, please again, you could help us out 2408 02:06:07.319 --> 02:06:11.520 by leaving a five star review. Let me see if 2409 02:06:11.520 --> 02:06:16.880 there's anything else I can get to. Did the Black Funeral? 2410 02:06:17.760 --> 02:06:20.640 Oh this was crazy? This lady, this KTLA reporter. We 2411 02:06:20.720 --> 02:06:24.600 have giant roaches in La. Epic roaches like if you're 2412 02:06:24.600 --> 02:06:27.199 in the South, you know what they call palmetto bugs. 2413 02:06:27.720 --> 02:06:30.600 Those are the size of our just standard issue roach 2414 02:06:30.840 --> 02:06:33.439 and they're everywhere on the sidewalks in LA. So this 2415 02:06:33.560 --> 02:06:36.319 lady is doing a spot, a live spot from the 2416 02:06:36.399 --> 02:06:40.199 sidewalk somewhere in LA and a roach flies right onto 2417 02:06:40.239 --> 02:06:44.680 her chest and she is so cool until the cameras 2418 02:06:44.680 --> 02:06:46.840 offer impressive check us. 2419 02:06:46.800 --> 02:06:52.680 Out and it's a lot more comfortable at this hour. 2420 02:06:52.720 --> 02:06:56.039 But we're still in the eighties here in the valley, 2421 02:06:56.119 --> 02:06:59.840 so overnight temperature is not necessarily dropping, and this leads 2422 02:06:59.840 --> 02:07:02.479 to less recovery time from the daytime heat. 2423 02:07:02.520 --> 02:07:09.079 And I have to hand it really calm. 2424 02:07:09.479 --> 02:07:12.039 I don't know if she knew that was there, so 2425 02:07:12.119 --> 02:07:16.920 those fly. Oh it's horrific, dude, look at Look at 2426 02:07:16.920 --> 02:07:18.920 this is her after they showed her after the shot, 2427 02:07:19.359 --> 02:07:21.359 trying to make sure it's not on her. You know, 2428 02:07:21.439 --> 02:07:23.199 she just wanted to take all her clothes off, and 2429 02:07:23.279 --> 02:07:26.279 I wish she did. Ah. Oh, they're just goused, aren't 2430 02:07:26.279 --> 02:07:29.479 they big? Oh they're so gross. I have a real 2431 02:07:29.560 --> 02:07:31.880 problem with centipedes. Do you guys get centipedes? The ones 2432 02:07:31.920 --> 02:07:33.800 with the spendly legs that come in the house. But 2433 02:07:33.840 --> 02:07:37.279 apparently they're good they eat roaches and spiders and other 2434 02:07:37.960 --> 02:07:41.000 household pests. But I anytime I see one, I'm mrking 2435 02:07:41.039 --> 02:07:47.439 it because I find them nightmare fuel. All right, anything else? Oh, 2436 02:07:47.520 --> 02:07:51.119 we talked about this on Cash Daddies, but this is 2437 02:07:51.159 --> 02:07:54.960 this story is worth mentioning. Here with the larger larger audience. 2438 02:07:56.199 --> 02:07:59.880 Trump Media pitched one hundred thousand dollars monthly fee for 2439 02:08:00.000 --> 02:08:05.279 the fastest feed of US president's post. Sources say this 2440 02:08:05.560 --> 02:08:10.000 is unreal. Donald Trump's social media company has discussed charging 2441 02:08:10.079 --> 02:08:13.840 Wall Street traders and investment firms as much as one 2442 02:08:13.920 --> 02:08:17.920 hundred thousand dollars a month for faster access to the 2443 02:08:17.960 --> 02:08:22.680 president's posts on his Truth social platform, according to people 2444 02:08:22.800 --> 02:08:26.479 familiar with the matter, So the idea is here that 2445 02:08:27.439 --> 02:08:31.000 they could get the information like about what's happening in Iran, 2446 02:08:31.319 --> 02:08:34.439 or about what he expects for certain stocks or crypto 2447 02:08:34.720 --> 02:08:43.399 that he's launching, possibly for fractions of seconds before anybody else, 2448 02:08:43.960 --> 02:08:47.399 and trade on that and profit on that information. And 2449 02:08:47.439 --> 02:08:49.960 they know that information is so valuable. This is them 2450 02:08:50.039 --> 02:08:53.039 kind of acknowledging what he's been doing with Truth and 2451 02:08:53.119 --> 02:08:59.359 Twitter moving markets. They know that so valuable, they're charge 2452 02:08:59.359 --> 02:09:01.880 that they're willing to charge, or they discussed at least 2453 02:09:01.920 --> 02:09:04.880 charging one hundred thousand dollars a month for that. Isn't 2454 02:09:04.920 --> 02:09:08.279 that crazy? Yeah, this is the Yeah, I'm sorry about 2455 02:09:08.279 --> 02:09:10.159 the band aid guys. It's I'm trying to keep it on. 2456 02:09:10.239 --> 02:09:14.920 I I'm such a dumb ass. I was dicing potatoes 2457 02:09:15.279 --> 02:09:17.319 and I had one of those kind of mandolin things 2458 02:09:17.479 --> 02:09:21.520 and I mandolind my damn hand. It was a bloody 2459 02:09:21.560 --> 02:09:26.000 mess and it's it's almost healed now. Oh damn. I 2460 02:09:26.039 --> 02:09:30.680 wish Sam was here for this. A guy just full well, 2461 02:09:30.760 --> 02:09:33.119 I don't even the headline says he fell into a 2462 02:09:33.119 --> 02:09:35.880 porta potty. But this guy did not fall into a 2463 02:09:35.880 --> 02:09:39.399 porta potty. He went into a porta potty. I'm just 2464 02:09:39.439 --> 02:09:42.680 gonna play this. This is the most disgusting thing. 2465 02:09:43.520 --> 02:09:43.640 Uh. 2466 02:09:43.840 --> 02:09:46.720 So this is a gentleman who works at a porta 2467 02:09:46.760 --> 02:09:52.319 potty company giving his account of what he saw. Oh 2468 02:09:52.359 --> 02:09:56.880 it's filthy. It's just so fucking disgusting. It's just from originally. 2469 02:09:59.359 --> 02:10:04.159 Story for what happened on July fourteenth, twenty twenty six. 2470 02:10:04.840 --> 02:10:06.119 My name is Chip Counterman. 2471 02:10:06.359 --> 02:10:10.760 I'm a partner with Patriot Portable Restrooms here in Kansas City. 2472 02:10:11.079 --> 02:10:13.159 So one of our guys went to pick up an 2473 02:10:13.199 --> 02:10:15.880 event from the World Cup and knocked on all the doors, 2474 02:10:15.960 --> 02:10:19.159 made sure nobody was in the restrooms. He did find 2475 02:10:19.199 --> 02:10:22.279 one of them locked, knocked on the door and let 2476 02:10:22.319 --> 02:10:24.560 the gentleman know he had ten minutes to get out. 2477 02:10:24.880 --> 02:10:28.800 Picked up everything else. Back to that toilet and knocked again. 2478 02:10:29.119 --> 02:10:32.720 The man inside said he was not going to get out. Luckily, 2479 02:10:33.039 --> 02:10:35.760 a police officer on a motorcycle went by. 2480 02:10:36.159 --> 02:10:38.520 Our driver waved him down. 2481 02:10:38.800 --> 02:10:41.479 Pop walked up to the door and asked the man 2482 02:10:41.520 --> 02:10:44.159 to exit the toilet. The man replied that. 2483 02:10:44.159 --> 02:10:46.319 He could not reach the door. 2484 02:10:46.039 --> 02:10:50.279 And couldn't get out of the toilet. They looked inside 2485 02:10:50.399 --> 02:10:53.119 and didn't see anybody. The lid was closed, no one 2486 02:10:53.159 --> 02:10:55.640 was in the restroom. It kind of startled them. All 2487 02:10:55.640 --> 02:10:58.039 of a sudden, a head popped out of the toilet, 2488 02:10:58.079 --> 02:11:00.640 and this. 2489 02:11:00.520 --> 02:11:03.520 Guy's saying, two days late on these clips, Johnny, motherfucker. 2490 02:11:03.640 --> 02:11:06.079 We do one show a week. This is all the 2491 02:11:06.119 --> 02:11:08.720 clips of the past week. Anything that's older than a 2492 02:11:08.760 --> 02:11:11.039 day I'm not allowed to show. It's not like everybody's 2493 02:11:11.039 --> 02:11:12.720 sitting on Twitter all day with their thumb up their 2494 02:11:12.720 --> 02:11:16.319 ass watching clips like you are. If you've already seen it, Sorry, 2495 02:11:16.960 --> 02:11:17.720 what do you want me to do? 2496 02:11:17.760 --> 02:11:17.920 Bro? 2497 02:11:18.000 --> 02:11:20.720 I'm sorry. I've seen people comment this a time or two, like, oh, 2498 02:11:20.760 --> 02:11:23.640 I just saw those clips two days ago. Okay, not 2499 02:11:23.720 --> 02:11:26.239 everybody's seen it, and I'm entertained to see it again. 2500 02:11:26.279 --> 02:11:29.079 Look at this guy, his fucking head, his disgusting piston 2501 02:11:29.199 --> 02:11:33.079 head is sticking out of this porta potty. Oh what 2502 02:11:33.159 --> 02:11:38.960 an animal? Hold on, he said, I'm in here. 2503 02:11:39.279 --> 02:11:43.319 The fire department came after that and tried to instruct 2504 02:11:43.359 --> 02:11:48.640 a man to exit the toilet and demand it. They 2505 02:11:48.720 --> 02:11:52.359 asked why he went in, and he told them he 2506 02:11:52.560 --> 02:11:55.079 was retrieving a mountain dew bottle that he dropped in 2507 02:11:55.359 --> 02:11:58.640 the night before, So that put him then inside of 2508 02:11:58.640 --> 02:12:01.640 the tank for about eight hours. All that was true 2509 02:12:02.159 --> 02:12:04.119 after was cut op and the man was able to 2510 02:12:04.159 --> 02:12:05.159 action the toilet. 2511 02:12:05.359 --> 02:12:07.800 The fire department did hook up water to their. 2512 02:12:07.680 --> 02:12:11.039 Truck and gave him a free shower. Long story shore, 2513 02:12:11.319 --> 02:12:15.079 horrible situation. Thank you to the Kansas City, Missouri Fire 2514 02:12:15.159 --> 02:12:18.439 Department and police department for all the help. Watch out 2515 02:12:18.439 --> 02:12:19.159 falling into. 2516 02:12:18.960 --> 02:12:26.439 Toilets Okay, First of all, the guy didn't fall in. 2517 02:12:26.560 --> 02:12:28.520 You can't fall that, did You See how small that 2518 02:12:28.560 --> 02:12:31.159 he couldn't even get out? He clearly wedged himself through 2519 02:12:31.199 --> 02:12:34.279 that tiny opening to get in there. And there's no way, dude, 2520 02:12:34.680 --> 02:12:36.880 if you drop your soda even I it's if it's 2521 02:12:36.960 --> 02:12:39.560 tightly sealed into a porta pot You're not going in 2522 02:12:39.600 --> 02:12:41.520 there to get it. The guy has some kind of 2523 02:12:41.520 --> 02:12:43.960 weird kink or he's out of his mind on something, 2524 02:12:44.279 --> 02:12:46.720 and when it's so disgusting if you're listening at home, 2525 02:12:46.800 --> 02:12:50.000 like he had bits of dissolved toilet paper in his 2526 02:12:50.279 --> 02:12:55.159 in his afro or whatever, it's just so gross. I 2527 02:12:55.159 --> 02:12:57.239 think that's about it. Those are the last things that 2528 02:12:57.279 --> 02:12:59.960 will be too old next week, and we will definitely 2529 02:13:00.119 --> 02:13:01.880 get criticism if we played them next week, so I 2530 02:13:01.920 --> 02:13:03.039 just wanted to go ahead and get them out of 2531 02:13:03.119 --> 02:13:07.640 the way. Oh yeah, and our stupid fucking county are 2532 02:13:07.680 --> 02:13:11.760 in la Is. Food carts are everywhere you go to 2533 02:13:11.840 --> 02:13:16.319 a concert here in la and outside there are Dey County, 2534 02:13:16.439 --> 02:13:21.079 dozens and dozens of Mexicans with food carts waiting to 2535 02:13:21.199 --> 02:13:23.039 serve you. Now, if you don't know a food cart, 2536 02:13:23.039 --> 02:13:24.800 I'm not talking like a food truck or even a 2537 02:13:24.800 --> 02:13:29.560 thing with like an awning. I'm talking about literally, it's 2538 02:13:29.600 --> 02:13:31.640 almost like a wagon you haul around that's got a 2539 02:13:31.680 --> 02:13:35.960 hot plate on it and then random vegetables and sausages 2540 02:13:36.000 --> 02:13:40.199 and stuff that they cook right there. Our stupid ass county. 2541 02:13:41.600 --> 02:13:45.720 And this is Spencer Pratt originally tweeted this out is 2542 02:13:46.479 --> 02:13:50.880 subsidizing these carts. Now now they say you know it's 2543 02:13:50.880 --> 02:13:55.840 purportedly for sanitation reasons, but it's clearly just meant to 2544 02:13:55.920 --> 02:13:59.279 undercut people who actually take the risk of opening a 2545 02:13:59.319 --> 02:14:01.199 brick and mortar or because you know, those are the 2546 02:14:01.279 --> 02:14:04.720 so called elites, white people, whereas brown people are more 2547 02:14:04.840 --> 02:14:07.079 likely to use these carts check us. 2548 02:14:07.119 --> 02:14:10.520 Out Ley County is set to give away free food 2549 02:14:10.560 --> 02:14:13.600 carts to vendors as part of a sidewalk vending program. 2550 02:14:13.720 --> 02:14:16.960 County leaders announced yesterday, in additional two hundred and fifty 2551 02:14:17.079 --> 02:14:20.920 thousand dollars investment, nearly two hundred health code compliant food 2552 02:14:20.960 --> 02:14:23.119 carts are going to be distributed. The county says the 2553 02:14:23.119 --> 02:14:27.000 program helps vendors meet permitting and health requirements and transition 2554 02:14:27.119 --> 02:14:31.319 to formal business operations. Participating vendors could also qualify for 2555 02:14:31.439 --> 02:14:34.960 permit subsidies, home kitchen programs, and grants to help them 2556 02:14:35.000 --> 02:14:36.760 meet permitting requirements. 2557 02:14:40.479 --> 02:14:43.079 There's no chance that that's sanitary, dude, did you see 2558 02:14:43.079 --> 02:14:45.840 that was just somebody with their shitty ass nineteen seventies 2559 02:14:45.840 --> 02:14:48.680 cool or probably a bunch of meat that they got 2560 02:14:48.680 --> 02:14:52.600 on clearance at Ralph's that's about to expire. There's no 2561 02:14:52.720 --> 02:14:57.000 way that that's safe. And these as Spencer Pratt here says, 2562 02:14:57.199 --> 02:15:00.560 your tax dollars are now subsidizing illegal food carts while 2563 02:15:00.600 --> 02:15:03.600 one hundred legitimate restaurants go out of business every year. 2564 02:15:03.640 --> 02:15:06.319 In Los Angeles, we live in a cuckoo clock. Are 2565 02:15:06.359 --> 02:15:10.079 they gonna give restaurants free stoves to excellent question? Or 2566 02:15:10.159 --> 02:15:12.600 is this only for people who violate all the rules 2567 02:15:12.640 --> 02:15:14.399 and pay no fees? Yeah, there are rules, by the 2568 02:15:14.399 --> 02:15:17.000 way about this shit in San Diego too. These carts 2569 02:15:17.000 --> 02:15:22.680 have put so many gas like district restaurants out of 2570 02:15:22.680 --> 02:15:29.359 business and they've done nothing about it. So Steve Lafayette says, Johnny, 2571 02:15:29.439 --> 02:15:32.079 why are you crushing so hard? I know it's boring 2572 02:15:32.119 --> 02:15:33.439 when it's just me at the end, But there are 2573 02:15:33.439 --> 02:15:35.239 these stories that I want to get out because I've 2574 02:15:35.239 --> 02:15:38.159 collected them. All Right, everybody, I'm gonna get out of here. 2575 02:15:38.560 --> 02:15:41.840 Oh shit, I wanted to. Okay, Change Gillis broke the 2576 02:15:42.279 --> 02:15:45.479 Guinness World Record for most people at a show. I 2577 02:15:45.479 --> 02:15:48.840 think most people at a comedy show. This is a 2578 02:15:48.840 --> 02:15:53.079 guy who got booted from famously from Saturday Night Live 2579 02:15:53.119 --> 02:15:56.159 before he even made his premiere, and he has now 2580 02:15:56.479 --> 02:15:59.720 set the record for most tickets sold to a comedy 2581 02:15:59.720 --> 02:16:05.359 show seventy and twelve tickets. Congratulations to him. One cool 2582 02:16:05.399 --> 02:16:07.920 thing I thought he I saw that I thought was 2583 02:16:07.960 --> 02:16:10.359 worth noting is that he's always been a big fan 2584 02:16:10.439 --> 02:16:16.319 of Bam Margera, and he had Bam introduce him at 2585 02:16:16.600 --> 02:16:19.520 at the show. Let me see if I can pull 2586 02:16:19.560 --> 02:16:26.680 a clip. I didn't save it earlier. Da da is 2587 02:16:26.720 --> 02:16:27.439 this it right here? 2588 02:16:29.840 --> 02:16:29.880 No? 2589 02:16:30.079 --> 02:16:38.120 Where's hold on? Guys? Sorry the link that I had 2590 02:16:38.159 --> 02:16:42.319 They deleted the video for some reason. Anyway, it was 2591 02:16:42.799 --> 02:16:47.719 Bam Margera backstage introducing Shane Gillis as he came out, 2592 02:16:47.799 --> 02:16:50.879 and he thought he's talked frequently of how Bam was 2593 02:16:50.879 --> 02:16:52.799 one of his heroes, so I just thought, yeah, it 2594 02:16:52.840 --> 02:16:55.280 was kind of cool. Here it is right here? Okay. 2595 02:16:57.799 --> 02:16:59.760 I was a huge I loved Did you guys like 2596 02:17:00.079 --> 02:17:02.520 Viva Lo Bam? That was probably my favorite show when 2597 02:17:02.520 --> 02:17:04.680 I was a kid. It was so funny. It was 2598 02:17:04.799 --> 02:17:09.280 just equal parts like edgy but also uh m hmm, 2599 02:17:09.559 --> 02:17:13.559 like the you know, there was some narrative to it. 2600 02:17:13.600 --> 02:17:15.399 You know, it wasn't total chaos like some of the 2601 02:17:15.440 --> 02:17:18.319 shows at the time, the reality shows and his parents 2602 02:17:18.360 --> 02:17:21.159 were funny. Oh God, what a good show. I'm glad 2603 02:17:21.159 --> 02:17:23.040 to see Bam has kind of gotten back on track. 2604 02:17:23.079 --> 02:17:25.840 I think he had been struggling with addiction and stuff. 2605 02:17:26.079 --> 02:18:10.680 Here he is introducing Shane Gillis. 2606 02:17:50.559 --> 02:17:51.079 Number two. 2607 02:17:52.000 --> 02:17:59.200 You can shoot just so fast you if you do, 2608 02:17:59.239 --> 02:18:03.520 you might get fat one where. 2609 02:18:03.319 --> 02:18:07.559 You've been watch a lot more than you enjoyed the 2610 02:18:07.680 --> 02:18:09.120 Charlotte out here sto. 2611 02:18:14.440 --> 02:18:16.879 A little nod to the old Viva m there. I 2612 02:18:16.920 --> 02:18:19.280 love bammo Jara. Anyway, all right, guys, uh see you 2613 02:18:19.319 --> 02:18:23.440 see you folks later. Oh yeah, this guy Christopher, Christopher 2614 02:18:23.440 --> 02:18:26.559 says he's got some mints too. Yeah, I'm afraid that 2615 02:18:26.639 --> 02:18:28.840 might be true. All right, bye, everybody, see us later. 2616 02:18:29.200 --> 02:18:33.479 Yeah, Christian, what we do? 2617 02:18:35.680 --> 02:18:36.639 I ain't gonna buy