Speaker 1: All right, we're going to Newington this morning. Morgan is
on the line. Morgan is having a problem with her
boyfriend Dave. Good morning, Morgan, how are you?
Speaker 2: Good morning? I'm well, thanks, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm okay. I hope that we can help you.
Speaker 1: I know you're on War of the Roses for a reason,
and that reason is because you think your boyfriend Dave
is cheating.
Speaker 3: What's going on? What makes you think this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so basically he's just been acting kind of weird
because lately he's been refusing to answer his phone after
nine pm. Okay, So, like about a month ago, he
told me that he offered to walk his new neighbor's dog.
Her name is Chloe, And basically, like, is he walking
the dog at night?
Speaker 3: Is that what you're telling me? He's walking the dog
at night?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's what he's telling me. But I ran
into like one of Dave's friends who lived in the
same complex as Dave and Chloe, and when I mentioned
how nice it was of Dave to like walk her dog,
his friend responded that he didn't know Chloe had a
dog and that he's never seen a dog.
Speaker 4: Why is he walking a dog at night?
Speaker 3: In the dark, you go to walk the dog before
it goes to dad.
Speaker 5: No, yeah, maybe she's working, maybe the chick's working. And
here here's the other thing about guys and their friends.
We don't pick up on details such as if so
and so has a dog.
Speaker 3: I get where Savannah is going with this though.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm sorry, savan I thought you meant like,
why are you walking a dog at night? You're saying,
why is he walking the neighbor's dog anyway at night?
Speaker 3: Is there something wrong with the neighbor?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I have no idea. Okay, Yeah, it's kind of weird.
It seems just like a convenient excuse to not have
to answer my calls or text right.
Speaker 4: But also, who's walking a dog at nine o'clock at night?
Speaker 3: Like I feel like that's maybe.
Speaker 5: Maybe she's a stripper and stop stop, maybe she.
Speaker 6: Works at night and the guy has to walk the dog.
Speaker 3: That's what I think.
Speaker 4: You can't do it at like seven before before it
gets really dark.
Speaker 3: Okay, for six, we're just we're not gonna be go go, go, go, Morgan.
Speaker 1: We're gonna call up Dave and we're going to offer
him roses. We'll try to get some information out of him.
I think it is sketchy not answering his phone after
a certain time doing something with this girl Chloe in
his apartment complex. You're gonna be listening in at any
point if you would like to address Dave or confront him,
come on the line. Okay, okay, hold on, You'll be
listening and jumping if you want. Very weird, incredibly strange.
I wish somebody would walk my dog at night and
he was good looking.
Speaker 4: Right on?
Speaker 6: Hello, Hi, good morning? Is Dave there?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Hey, Dave, this is Michael from Flowers Express. How are
you today?
Speaker 7: I'm doing all right, man? How can I help you?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 5: I was just shooting you to call to let you
know that you actually won our online weekly contest, which
is a dozen free roses.
Speaker 6: Congratulations.
Speaker 7: Oh cool.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a great pay forward promotion. So Dave,
we're not going to send you the flowers. We're gonna
send the flowers to sowing on your behalf maybe bright
and someone else's day.
Speaker 7: Oh okay, Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 5: Of times people will send these flowers to a loved one,
a mother, a wife, sister, girlfriend, doesn't matter who you
send them to.
Speaker 7: Great, all right, yeah, all right.
Speaker 5: So it sounds like you're down. We can get this
thing in motion if you'd.
Speaker 7: Like, would love to do I just give you the information.
Speaker 5: Now or so. What we'll do is we'll fill out
the card first and then we'll get all the delivery
information and stuff like that afterwards.
Speaker 7: Oh there's a card too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can throw a little message on the old
card if you'd like me to throw a message on
there for you?
Speaker 7: Sure? Yeah, how about just love your dog walker?
Speaker 6: How about love your dog? Yes? All right? And is
there love your dog walker? Huh? And then is there
a person I can address the card too?
Speaker 7: Chloe?
Speaker 6: Chloe with a K, Chloe with a cake?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I knew it.
Speaker 7: Morgan, what is that you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, you're on the radio, idiot, And now I
know you are cheating.
Speaker 3: All right, I gotta jump in.
Speaker 1: You're on the radio. You're on Kiss ninety five seven, Morgan.
Your girlfriend's on the line. She called this because she
thinks you're cheating on her with Chloe the neighbor.
Speaker 3: And now you just sent Chloe flowers.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, Morgan, I mean, does Chloe even have a dog?
Clearly this isn't real.
Speaker 7: What the yes? What is this Chloe has a dog.
Speaker 8: She's a little rat of a dog, a little terry
or something.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 2: What is this, ye, Why on earth would you be
sending her flowers?
Speaker 8: She's been going through a hard time recently. What did
you try and trap me to get me admit the sheet?
Speaker 7: What the hell?
Speaker 3: Is there a reason you're walking this dog every night?
Speaker 1: Like, what's the reason for you to walk somebody else's
dog every night?
Speaker 3: What's the reason?
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, is being a good neighbor a crime? What
the hell?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 8: Hold on going through a hard time right now, and
I'm just trying to be nice.
Speaker 4: Well, there's being a good neighbor and there's being a
good neighbor.
Speaker 7: If you want to accuse me of che did you
do that to my face? This is absolutely beyond the tail.
Speaker 4: Hey, Dave, I have a question. What's the dog's name?
Speaker 7: Pepperman?
Speaker 4: What is it a stripper?
Speaker 7: It's a terrier?
Speaker 5: Okay, David, I'm generally back with the guy on situations
like this, but I think there is another thing that
we're forgetting to bring up. Apparently your girlfriend ran into
one of your buddies, and your buddy said that Chloe didn't.
Speaker 6: Have a dog.
Speaker 8: I mean, I got I had nothing to tell you
as a dog, Like, what do you want me to
say here?
Speaker 7: This is crazy?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, listen, you send flowers to another woman, so
it doesn't even matter what's going on.
Speaker 3: That's bad in itself.
Speaker 1: I mean, you send flowers to another woman and not
your girlfriend, and you don't answer the phone after nine
o'clock at night because you're walking somebody else's imaginary dog.
Speaker 8: God forbid, I send flowers to someone who is not
my girlfriend. Ever send flowers to your mother.
Speaker 4: Dude, If it walks like a duck and it quacks
like a duck, it's most likely a duck duck.
Speaker 8: And you are a terrible girlfriends Morgan, are you okay?
Speaker 2: You know, I think maybe I'm actually coming out ahead
on this one after all.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're going to maintain the fact, Dave that
you and Chloe she's just going through a hard time
and she does have a dog. Yeah, and you're not cheating.
Speaker 7: I'm not cheating on her.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Well, this is what I'm gonna do, Morgan. You got
some answers. We pick up the tap for any type
of couples counseling that you want. Or you can go
by yourself and we're gonna pay for it. Okay, And
I want to put you on hold. We can let
Dave go because I'm sure you guys are gonna have
a conversation. Actually, you know what, put him on hold.
Let's I'm gonna let you guys talk off the air
as well. Okay, thank you, And I'm gonna give you
some information on the counseling.
Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on,