Speaker 1: Front.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'll tell you about that in a minute. Oh
Speaker 2: my gosh. I hello, okay, start up with the cough,
Speaker 2: start with me starting late. What is up? It's Laura
Speaker 2: Kane after dark. Thank you for tuning into our podcast.
Speaker 2: It's been a crazy day. I'm Laura Kane. This is
Speaker 2: Eric Rimmer.
Speaker 1: It's been crazy. Are you still I'm not sure?
Speaker 2: Okay, good. I'm on the same wavelength as you at
Speaker 2: the perfect Behind the mic is producer Brian.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 2: Okay, So, first off, it was a very busy day
Speaker 2: in the newsroom, as you can imagine it with.
Speaker 4: God dear shakes never lose their minds.
Speaker 2: Seriously for real. And uh, I haven't had anything to
Speaker 2: eat all day? So oh boy, no, no, no, So
Speaker 2: I have come up with a solution and you're gonna
Speaker 2: what I can't believe.
Speaker 3: Well, is that solution an insurance?
Speaker 2: Uh huh?
Speaker 3: Oh boy?
Speaker 4: She brought it from her day nursing home.
Speaker 2: Ah. Nice, it's nutrition, it's protein. It's for people that
Speaker 2: don't get enough uh of that? Yes? Oh, we have
Speaker 2: to go on another food run tonight if you can.
Speaker 2: Why because I'm really hungry. We did it last week,
Speaker 2: you're not into it this week? Why your plans.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to Vegas for a wedding tonight.
Speaker 3: No, I got a kit. I'll go.
Speaker 1: Ready, you will, we'll go. Oh see, okay great if
Speaker 1: Eric goes.
Speaker 3: Oh well maybe I'll go. I just won't eat.
Speaker 2: When is the wedding, uh, the May ninth. So we
Speaker 2: just were trying to cut down on everything.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna eat air for.
Speaker 2: The next Well, we'll eat something not healthy. We won't
Speaker 2: go to where we went to last time. Oh, last food.
Speaker 3: We'll figure it out.
Speaker 2: We'll figure it out. So look, we had the earth
Speaker 2: shaking today at around when was it ten something this morning?
Speaker 2: Five point two quake south of Julian.
Speaker 4: I just got to say, that was only like fifteen
Speaker 4: miles from me, maybe twenty. It was pretty I was
Speaker 4: thinking about it was pretty intense. I thought my windows
Speaker 4: might break.
Speaker 3: It was crazy.
Speaker 4: I could hear them like like boeing under like the
Speaker 4: It was pretty intense.
Speaker 2: Sitting here on my couch in Hillcrest, I felt the shaking.
Speaker 2: It was really quick, and then I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: a nurse, so it wasn't that bad here for me,
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 4: Like a full fifteen seconds. Was it really about I
Speaker 4: want to say. I feel like maybe I'm maybe I'm
Speaker 4: exaggerate in my head, but.
Speaker 1: If well, I was at work and it was just
Speaker 1: a it seemed like maybe four but where our building
Speaker 1: is all glass and you could see the glass go
Speaker 1: like out and in. It was so really crazy.
Speaker 3: I could hear it. It was. It was weird.
Speaker 2: Did anything fall off the wall or break?
Speaker 4: No, my house is built on a concrete slab, so
Speaker 4: it doesn't. The ground rumbles, but nothing actually like.
Speaker 2: Falls, nothing fell off a shell for anything.
Speaker 3: Now wait until I tell you what happened.
Speaker 2: Well, let's get right into about the quake. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: Well I'll.
Speaker 3: Just knock yourself out.
Speaker 2: I was in, you know, because my my newsroom job,
Speaker 2: because I'm a reporter now and at all.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, by the way, you look really good.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you very much. I just slapped on
Speaker 2: a bunch of makeup real quick before.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look really thank you.
Speaker 2: That's really nice. And the it was like it was
Speaker 2: crazy breaking news.
Speaker 4: The ground rumbled.
Speaker 2: It was crazy town in the newsroom. Because we went
Speaker 2: long on the morning shows, we could take live phone calls.
Speaker 2: People were calling from Julian. There were actually some damages
Speaker 2: up you know, closer to the epicenter, and then they
Speaker 2: shut down the Sprinter and the Coaster and North County
Speaker 2: Transit District just to check out to see if the
Speaker 2: bluffs were okay. Right, Yeah, so this was no joke.
Speaker 2: And I guess there were a couple of aftershocks.
Speaker 3: And just one. I only felt one.
Speaker 2: It was like an hour later I didn't feel any
Speaker 2: In your opinion, does this signify something bigger that's coming?
Speaker 2: Is this the Earth started getting ready or.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you because I have I think so.
Speaker 4: I think this signifies is huge.
Speaker 2: No, for real.
Speaker 3: I think this.
Speaker 4: Signifies the fact that there are these massive, giant pieces
Speaker 4: of rock we're all sitting on and they're moving, and
Speaker 4: they're grading against each other, and they're just they're just
Speaker 4: rumbling and they're just fighting each other and they're they're
Speaker 4: convecting or conducting or something, I forget what the terms are.
Speaker 4: They're converging and they're they're just they're rubbing against each
Speaker 4: other and they're causing a lot of trouble.
Speaker 2: Well maybe this did something.
Speaker 3: To uh to follow them out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it pissed the other played off, So it's gonna
Speaker 4: it's gonna fight back now.
Speaker 3: You're gonna get it.
Speaker 2: Our biggest fault is that the Rose Canyon one.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Anyway, the only other earthquake I really remember is
Speaker 2: the one in ninety four.
Speaker 4: You don't remember the like twenty ten Easter one.
Speaker 3: Oh that one was insane.
Speaker 4: I was like a full min there or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, refresh My memory was like a set was on
Speaker 2: Easter Sunday.
Speaker 4: It was like a maybe a six point that was
Speaker 4: almost seven.
Speaker 2: And where was it centered?
Speaker 4: I don't remember, but it was like I remember because
Speaker 4: I was like I was like probably like ten or something,
Speaker 4: whatever year it was, and like I remember my house
Speaker 4: shook like a full mini straight and it was it
Speaker 4: was pretty.
Speaker 1: I lived downtown and you could see the high rises
Speaker 1: because I lived in a high Oh yeah, no, okay,
Speaker 1: the high rises just swinging.
Speaker 3: It was so weird.
Speaker 2: Would you rather live in a state where an unexpected
Speaker 2: earthquake could pop up at any second and we have
Speaker 2: no way of knowing, or as state where tornadoes.
Speaker 4: Earthquake earthquakes do way more damage?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Hurricanes, same, yeah, earthquake Like California hasn't had like an
Speaker 2: actual devastating earthquake since like nineteen twenty something. Well, the
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety four one was huge and bad in San Francisco.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it didn't do as much like it doesn't do
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 2: The north Ridge one was the world was bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm thinking about.
Speaker 4: As much damage as a hurricane that knocked off an
Speaker 4: entire city off the map in like the Carolinas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you watch that documentary on Netflix?
Speaker 3: Crazy? I don't watch the Twisters one that was insane.
Speaker 2: It was a good one, Yeah, because it's real life
Speaker 2: and it really happened, and it's that is so terrifying. Gary, Like,
Speaker 2: I kind of want to witness it, hurricane, Oh, no, tornado,
Speaker 2: Like I want to. I want to know what it
Speaker 2: smells like. I want to feel the it has a smell,
Speaker 2: Yeah it does and feel like the calm before this,
Speaker 2: the literal calm before the sale that the way it sounds.
Speaker 2: Does it scream? Does it like groan those like all
Speaker 2: this stuff like, oh my god? But then again, I
Speaker 2: don't want to see people and cows and houses flying
Speaker 2: through the air either.
Speaker 4: I'll take an earthquake now. I will say earthquakes are
Speaker 4: a little scarier, I feel like because there's nowhere to
Speaker 4: hide from an earthquake. Like you can go outside, but
Speaker 4: the ground's still shaken and.
Speaker 2: There's no warning, uh sirens for earth.
Speaker 4: I will say I wasn't impressed the second it started shaking.
Speaker 4: I did get the yeah, me too, Like it was
Speaker 4: right away.
Speaker 1: And some people said they got the alert right before
Speaker 1: it hit.
Speaker 4: Probably people who are farther away from the air center,
Speaker 4: but I got about like three seconds after it, which
Speaker 4: I was like, that's impressive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good wandering.
Speaker 1: So so I have in my house in my dining room,
Speaker 1: I have a cabinet and on top of that cabinet's
Speaker 1: about six feet tall, and I have a vase on
Speaker 1: there that's on a box that I got from my mom.
Speaker 3: And it's very very.
Speaker 2: The vase you got from your mom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's something that's very just you know.
Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of stuff of hers, except
Speaker 1: for some photographs and stuff, but this was something that
Speaker 1: meant a lot to me, and I have it displayed
Speaker 1: and it's beautiful.
Speaker 3: And I have a piece of art and.
Speaker 1: Elephant because I love elephants and I love owls, and
Speaker 1: I have an owl and an elephant that my mom
Speaker 1: gave me. And when I was at work, I was
Speaker 1: sitting there and I'm oh, my gosh, if that thing
Speaker 1: fell because I'm higher up. So I ran home, walked
Speaker 1: in and everything was on the floor.
Speaker 2: So things God knocked off your shelf.
Speaker 1: The piece of art flew from once I am not kidding,
Speaker 1: flew from one side of the room. It was on
Speaker 1: the complete other side of the room.
Speaker 4: Wait, is this the same art that fell on you
Speaker 4: in bed once? No, okay, because some of you, it
Speaker 4: seems like some of your art just isn't on the wall.
Speaker 1: No, this was above the dining on the other side
Speaker 1: of the dining room, and it flew completely across the room.
Speaker 1: The elephant fell, the owl fell. The only thing that
Speaker 1: didn't fall was the vase.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, good, So I took.
Speaker 4: So much of your stuff fall. Nothing fell from me.
Speaker 1: And it was the only thing where anything fell. Nothing
Speaker 1: else fell.
Speaker 3: Weird. That's that's her.
Speaker 1: That vase of hers was the only thing that didn't fall.
Speaker 1: So I took it off and wrapped it up and
Speaker 1: put it in a drawer because I was like, good
Speaker 1: or keep it blow?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: That was that was your mom coming back to say hi,
Speaker 4: and she was like, I'm going to get this bastard.
Speaker 3: Watch this she was like, I'm gonna keep my finger
Speaker 3: right on in a freaking out. She's like, dam I
Speaker 3: can't break that, but I can break everything else.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna scare them a little bit. I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna scare them a little bit. Did you guys do
Speaker 2: your taxes? Because I call the money back like a
Speaker 2: nixt significant more than you thought you were going to
Speaker 2: get back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got two grands.
Speaker 2: That's excellent. Bought a vacuum a dice it yeah, worth it,
Speaker 2: by the way, the yellow one or are there different
Speaker 2: colors now?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I got the dice in v fifteen. I got an
Speaker 4: expensive one.
Speaker 2: Sweet. Do you like seeing the lines in the carpet
Speaker 2: when you vacuum? Are you like that?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: I love No, I just hate the second Like I
Speaker 4: don't walk barefoot very often, but if I do and
Speaker 4: the second my foot touches something on the ground, I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm getting the vacuum and.
Speaker 2: Then okay, so well, you have money left over after
Speaker 2: buying the vacuum.
Speaker 4: The rest of it goes into the savings in the
Speaker 4: stock market.
Speaker 2: Is this a good time to buy stock? Since things
Speaker 2: went down so hardcore? Isn't that when you're supposed to
Speaker 2: buy because eventually it'll go up, right, I mean yes.
Speaker 4: But it depends on what you're buying in and stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 4: don't buy it, like, don't buy Tesla right now. Yeah,
Speaker 4: to buy Tesla probably not good time to buy index funds?
Speaker 2: Is that your hot tip? What's your hot tip right now?
Speaker 4: If you want to if you want to build money,
Speaker 4: just buy index funds. If you're if you don't want
Speaker 4: to do anything risky, you just want to have a
Speaker 4: lot of money one day, Just buy index funds every month.
Speaker 2: What if somebody doesn't know what that is?
Speaker 1: We should have j Wortz.
Speaker 2: I know we should, but just in the short term.
Speaker 2: What is an index?
Speaker 4: Index fund is just a individual stock that is made
Speaker 4: up of a bunch of stocks and they have really
Speaker 4: they typically have really good constant rates of growth.
Speaker 3: So it means like the.
Speaker 4: Most popular ones typically get about thirteen to fifteen percent
Speaker 4: per year growth. So start doing that when you're young,
Speaker 4: you want to retire, you know it's forty sixty years.
Speaker 4: It just good about money in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh to have a crystal ball.
Speaker 4: By the time you die, Laura, there'll be probably a
Speaker 4: little bit money.
Speaker 2: And I will be working, and I will keel over
Speaker 2: dead because I will have I will have already blew
Speaker 2: all that line.
Speaker 3: You're almost to your social security.
Speaker 2: Though not quite.
Speaker 3: Gee, you're pretty close.
Speaker 2: And you know by the time we get there. I
Speaker 2: have a feeling it's not even going to be a veil.
Speaker 4: It'll be there. It'll just be much less. Now when
Speaker 4: I get old, it'll be pennies on the dollar.
Speaker 2: Now, brother from another mother, BFF, future roommate and soulmate
Speaker 2: and a very much uh a money wise person who
Speaker 2: knows where every penny is. And I respect that about you.
Speaker 2: I wish I was more like that. Do I get
Speaker 2: some kind of an allowance since Daddy's the one with
Speaker 2: the money and to work money?
Speaker 1: Didn't didn't I didn't. I already tell you.
Speaker 3: I don't remember hair nails, lashes?
Speaker 2: Okay? Can I do door dash like at least twice
Speaker 2: a week.
Speaker 1: As long as I'm oh God? But you know how
Speaker 1: I feel about door dash?
Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: But what if I'm your door dash? What if I
Speaker 1: make you food?
Speaker 2: Okay? Will you buy? Are you buying the groceries?
Speaker 1: Yes? Because you only buy tan food, Red Bull and
Speaker 1: Gummy Bears.
Speaker 2: What can I provide? Because I can't provide any funds
Speaker 2: when we live together, So what can I.
Speaker 1: You'll be my comic relief.
Speaker 3: You have to sell stuff.
Speaker 2: I've already sold everything and I don't own anything.
Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna be in an old folks home,
Speaker 1: so you can sell your like rickety body with your
Speaker 1: fake boobs and to old guys there at the Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'll be I'll be your pimps.
Speaker 2: Oh perfect, there we go, There we go.
Speaker 1: Solved, the problem solved. Oh my gosh, what can I'll
Speaker 1: put that money that I make from you in a
Speaker 1: in a savings fun for you.
Speaker 2: No, at that point, I'm going to blow We're old,
Speaker 2: who cares. Let's slow it on.
Speaker 1: She's gonna literally blow it and then blow it at
Speaker 1: the casino later.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just like my mama, Laura.
Speaker 1: You take that back, You take.
Speaker 3: That back my mom.
Speaker 2: My mom is enjoying her life in her mid eighties.
Speaker 1: But did you hear what I just said. I said,
Speaker 1: you're going to blow it to earn the money, and
Speaker 1: then you're gonna blow it what.
Speaker 3: You suggest like? And I said, no, no, no, that's sacrilege.
Speaker 3: Not my Mary.
Speaker 2: I miss that little part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that little that little part of my raunchy joke, I.
Speaker 2: Miss that little part of them.
Speaker 4: To be fair, though, I think or retirements my last
Speaker 4: ten years. If I just you know, smoke and drink,
Speaker 4: go to the casino, that sounds great. Honestly, that sounds
Speaker 4: like a ton of fun to my last you're not
Speaker 4: smoking and drinking, what might do one of those things?
Speaker 2: No, somebody can do whatever he wants at that age,
Speaker 2: At that you've earned the right to treat yourself how
Speaker 2: whoever you want to.
Speaker 4: Know in your eighties, you will kill me faster than
Speaker 4: lung cancer can get me.
Speaker 1: Oh boy.
Speaker 2: And you know what, there's something to be said about
Speaker 2: being having a mindset that is very that you're happy
Speaker 2: in doing something you enjoy. I think that also helps
Speaker 2: with health.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know what, maybe I'll want to be healthy.
Speaker 4: We'll see, who knows. But maybe I just want to
Speaker 4: chill and gambles master me it like lots of okay.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, why why why?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 4: In the last decade? All right, that's ambitious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh yeah, I don't think you're going to be well.
Speaker 3: Moving on, yeah, moving.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you have a big steaming plate of double
Speaker 2: D News. I understand.
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know where you were going with that.
Speaker 3: Either.
Speaker 2: I have a hot and tasty pile of Rando news.
Speaker 2: It's quick. We'll do that quick and then we'll get
Speaker 2: right to the celebrity goths.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, do you want it? Celebrity goths? Yeah? Please?
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 2: Are?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 3: Are we gonna have anybody live from LA today?
Speaker 1: Or no? No, no, nobody live from LA what?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 3: Well, sometimes I have a correspondent that.
Speaker 1: Oh actually yes, oh okay, yes.
Speaker 3: I do have to Okay. I was just wondering if
Speaker 3: I had to prepare myself.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay. So I wanted to ask you guys this
Speaker 2: You're gonna this is gonna blow your mind when I
Speaker 2: tell you what? How many I have? Since it's the
Speaker 2: spring and everybody does spring cleaning, a lot of people,
Speaker 2: you know, organize and get things done this time of year.
Speaker 2: So there's a new survey out about digital clutter and
Speaker 2: how we should maybe unclutter our digital lives. How many
Speaker 2: unread emails do you think you have?
Speaker 3: Three thousand and three hundred and sixty two.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, then you're higher than normal. The average is
Speaker 2: one thousand and forty four unread emails. My phone is
Speaker 2: being used right now for Instagram Live. Do you know
Speaker 2: how many emails I have? I have more on Gmail
Speaker 2: one of my account, just one of.
Speaker 1: My Okay, I'm going to guess both of you. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to say Laura is probably ten thousand, and
Speaker 1: Brian is probably.
Speaker 3: About ten or eleven thousand.
Speaker 2: Is he close?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Same?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: Go again? Guess higher.
Speaker 3: Nineteen thousand, twenty two thousand. Is he he's closer? Still?
Speaker 3: Not quite?
Speaker 2: What? Guess again? For Brian?
Speaker 3: Am I close to you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Okay, you were pretty close for me? Okay, twenty twenty,
Speaker 3: twenty four thousand, I'm at twenty four thousand unready emails.
Speaker 4: Let me read out the exactly. Oh, oh my god, okay,
Speaker 4: I've had this. I think that includes just junk ones
Speaker 4: I get. This is like my the email I've had
Speaker 4: since I was fourteen or something, so my only one.
Speaker 4: So every junk mail I've ever gotten goes here. I
Speaker 4: have twenty four thousand, five hundred and eighty nine unread emails.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you don't delete your junk mail?
Speaker 3: I should?
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 2: I do not?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: I have currently on just I have four emails, four
Speaker 2: different emailed addresses on one two hundred and thirty three
Speaker 2: thousand unread. Oh my god, I just don't know how
Speaker 2: to bulk a race all of them, and some of
Speaker 2: them I'm about want to keep, and I'm too it's
Speaker 2: gonna take too much time.
Speaker 4: Well, remember, like purging your inbox used to be a
Speaker 4: thing where you actually have to go, like you would
Speaker 4: take time to go through and delete.
Speaker 3: Oh I two email? Oh my god, no, I don't.
Speaker 2: Okay, what about unread text messages one? I think I have?
Speaker 2: When I last checked, I had sixteen.
Speaker 4: I have eleven, and I don't even know most of
Speaker 4: them are for me?
Speaker 3: You guys?
Speaker 2: What about open browser tabs?
Speaker 1: One?
Speaker 3: Uh? Like on my phone, Laura's probably got how much
Speaker 3: I have? Four? Laura's probably got twenty two.
Speaker 2: All I know is that when Evan comes home and
Speaker 2: she has my phone, she'll go, Mom, you've got to
Speaker 2: close your tabs, And she's doing it for like at
Speaker 2: least five minutes. Boom boom, boom boom.
Speaker 3: I close the tab this second. I'm down with it.
Speaker 4: The only the tabs I have out open are things
Speaker 4: I'm gonna like I am specifically keeping open, Like.
Speaker 3: I know what they are.
Speaker 2: Even at work when the engineers come in and I
Speaker 2: have my desktop open, I have so many tabs.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Like I can see them physically, like rebreaking out. I
Speaker 2: don't know, I can't help, Oh my god. And then
Speaker 2: what about unused smartphone apps? How many do you think
Speaker 2: you have on your phone that you're just not using
Speaker 2: and you should get rid of.
Speaker 4: I have a couple that don't use regularly, but I
Speaker 4: do keep because I do use them occasionally.
Speaker 2: Yes, I had to erase a whole bunch of them
Speaker 2: because it was taking up all of my space in
Speaker 2: my phone, but they were worthless anyway. And finally, speaking
Speaker 2: of money, were we speaking of money earlier? Yes, here
Speaker 2: are some money saving tips that you might not have
Speaker 2: thought of. So let's try these.
Speaker 1: Let's try it.
Speaker 2: Lock up all your credit cards. I've heard that before, right,
Speaker 2: you lock them all up? So you really are gonna
Speaker 2: I have to tell you something.
Speaker 3: Oh no, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Speaking of locking things up, you know that little book
Speaker 2: size safe that I bought for when I go to
Speaker 2: the casino, you know, and I want to keep the
Speaker 2: money on there, and then somebody else has the keys. Well,
Speaker 2: I've been sticking money in there just for savings. I'm
Speaker 2: really proud of myself. I just tore the damn thing open.
Speaker 2: It's half of it is made out of cardboard, and
Speaker 2: I took it. I took it screwdriver and I just
Speaker 2: wrenched it open and took all the money out.
Speaker 3: And spent it.
Speaker 2: It's gone. Yeah, lord, I'd buy a new windshield that
Speaker 2: was part of it. Anyway, we'll get into that and
Speaker 2: a man I have I have a question that I
Speaker 2: probably shouldn't ask on the air. But let's continue to think.
Speaker 3: Oh god, am I going to start sweating?
Speaker 2: Make yourself run for every dollar you spend. So if
Speaker 2: you spend fifty bucks on something, you have to run
Speaker 2: for fifty minutes.
Speaker 3: Oh hell now, yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's that is.
Speaker 3: I only run if somebody's chasing me.
Speaker 2: Now, when before you buy something, think about this. Do
Speaker 2: I like this better? Or do I like how having
Speaker 2: the fifty dollars better? Ask yourself that way, fifty dollars better.
Speaker 2: Calculate how long you'd have to work in order to
Speaker 2: buy that thing.
Speaker 1: I've done that.
Speaker 2: I've done that too, and it's really sad. Consider the
Speaker 2: idea that you might never retire, So before you buy
Speaker 2: something you don't need, ask yourself, wait, is this gonna
Speaker 2: set me back? I don't even think you know what.
Speaker 2: Retirement is not even the cards for me. It's like
Speaker 2: marrying like some ninety five year old dude.
Speaker 1: Laura's going to be like seventy eight years old and
Speaker 1: she's going to be a greeter at Walmart.
Speaker 2: That's not funny because there's some truth to that.
Speaker 1: Well, you've already got your personalized parking spot there, so
Speaker 1: why not be an employee.
Speaker 2: And just start binge watching Hoarders? Oh god, you don't
Speaker 2: want to end up with a bunch of crap.
Speaker 1: You don't want I love that show.
Speaker 2: I love it, and then I get sad when there's
Speaker 2: like dead cats that have been there for like it.
Speaker 3: It gives me so much anxiety, but in a good way.
Speaker 1: My favorite one, and I don't know if you guys
Speaker 1: have seen it, is the woman that had all the
Speaker 1: parrots and the husband fell and was in the hospital,
Speaker 1: and you know, they come out with all the big
Speaker 1: trash trucks and everything, and they're like, look, you have
Speaker 1: to get rid of these because it was cages on
Speaker 1: top of cages on top of cages and birds, and
Speaker 1: she was like, no, he can just stay there. I'm
Speaker 1: not getting rid of the birds, and some of them
Speaker 1: were really sick and everything.
Speaker 3: So then they went.
Speaker 1: Into the woman's bedroom and she hoarded phone books and
Speaker 1: never opened them. They were still in the plastic wrapping
Speaker 1: around the phone books Florida ceiling. They're going through and
Speaker 1: one of the cleaners is like, oh boy, and I'll
Speaker 1: never forget it. It was a rat that got inside
Speaker 1: the phone book and chewed its way through the phone
Speaker 1: book and got stuck in the plastic and suffocated and
Speaker 1: it was just like pressed against the thing and when
Speaker 1: they unwrapped it, it just disintegrated. And I was like,
Speaker 1: that is disgusting.
Speaker 2: And the woman was probably like, oh, but don't hurt
Speaker 2: my phone book.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she was furious she needed those phone books.
Speaker 2: Okay, now, all right, I'm gonna ask a question. And
Speaker 2: you know what, it doesn't hurt to ask, right, That's
Speaker 2: the motto. It never it could. My jeep that I
Speaker 2: drive is leased and I need to turn it in
Speaker 2: by June seventeenth, and then I'm going to turn it
Speaker 2: in and I'm going to hopefully have some funds to
Speaker 2: buy a used car. I'm not going to lease again.
Speaker 2: I can't afford the payment that I'm making. I don't
Speaker 2: know how I've done it for four years.
Speaker 3: But how much is your lease?
Speaker 1: Pant?
Speaker 2: Wow, that's so I'll tell you, Okay, nine dollar.
Speaker 3: My god, Laura.
Speaker 2: Now, let me just say I think I just had
Speaker 2: a little bit of an a leak.
Speaker 3: That's insane for.
Speaker 2: Out of myself for making it this far Brian, with
Speaker 2: my credit UH score and with the money I didn't
Speaker 2: have much savings to put. It was the only option.
Speaker 3: It wasn't you got a nice car.
Speaker 2: No, I did, but but it was the one of
Speaker 2: the only options that I could take advantage of because
Speaker 2: I couldn't. I didn't have the money to buy a
Speaker 2: car outright. I even had the co signer because my
Speaker 2: credit is so crappy. And so I said, okay, so
Speaker 2: I make like one hundred dollars payment and then two
Speaker 2: weeks I'll make another. I'd pay it in installments each month.
Speaker 2: But I've done it. I've made so anyway, the lease
Speaker 2: is up. On the seventeenth. I just had to replace
Speaker 2: the windshield because I had like three little cracks in it,
Speaker 2: and I didn't want to have the dealership to do
Speaker 2: it cost a ton. Here's my question. Now, there's got
Speaker 2: to be somebody out there is willing to do this.
Speaker 2: I want to turn in the car in the meantime
Speaker 2: save up some money to buy some used Honda or something.
Speaker 2: But I need something to dry. So does anybody out
Speaker 2: there have any kind of car, an extra car that
Speaker 2: is just sitting in your garage that you'd be willing
Speaker 2: to rent to me at a reasonable price for a
Speaker 2: few months. Is that how the question asked? I mean
Speaker 2: I would pay for it.
Speaker 1: What about a razor or a scooter or something.
Speaker 2: I can't take that on the freeway. Believe me, I'm
Speaker 2: thought of everything. I really don't know. I've tried to
Speaker 2: work it out. So I thought I would just throw
Speaker 2: that out there for how long I would say probably
Speaker 2: three months? And I won't go to Vegas, I won't
Speaker 2: drive to freaking Arizona or across the country local driving.
Speaker 2: I won't drive to Mexico. I won't do any of
Speaker 2: that just to work and back. Renting a car is
Speaker 2: I've tried? I looked. I looked up the cheapest car
Speaker 2: rental for a monthly runt, and it was the same
Speaker 2: as my car.
Speaker 1: Payment.
Speaker 2: Oh god, So it's like, come on, like, there's got
Speaker 2: to be a more. Do you have any ideas I
Speaker 2: need help with this?
Speaker 4: Can you get your lease extended for just a couple months?
Speaker 2: The answer to that is no, because they require it
Speaker 2: to be like either six months or I hear and
Speaker 2: I'm my mileage is forty eight thousand. That's all I
Speaker 2: can go to right now. I'm at forty seven thousand,
Speaker 2: three hundred miles. Anything after that you have to be
Speaker 2: twenty five cents a mile gross. So I have to
Speaker 2: turn this car in soon. And so anyway, if you're
Speaker 2: out there and you want to rent me your car
Speaker 2: that's been sitting in your garage still works, It doesn't
Speaker 2: need to be nice.
Speaker 1: She doesn't care if it doesn't even have a back seat,
Speaker 1: as long as it has a driver's seat and.
Speaker 2: It works and it won't get me stuck in the
Speaker 2: middle of the night somewhere. Was that like inappropriate to ask?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 2: Guys are both looking at me like I should have
Speaker 2: not said.
Speaker 3: Anything, DM Laura.
Speaker 2: Why are you guys looking at me so with such
Speaker 2: a judgment.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not.
Speaker 4: That's a tough situation it is now, I wouldn't I don't.
Speaker 4: I've never heard of someone lunting. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2: You've never heard of somebody renting somebody else their extra vehicle.
Speaker 4: I guess not. I don't know that it is. That's
Speaker 4: just kind of a tough situation.
Speaker 3: I mean, you'd probably have to get the insurance.
Speaker 2: I have good insurance. I have USAA, and I think, yeah, but.
Speaker 3: You have to switch over to a new car.
Speaker 2: Sure, I would do all the proper things without ownership.
Speaker 4: That was a little iffy. I don't know how that works.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't either.
Speaker 2: Anyway, throw it out in the universe, thrown it out
Speaker 2: in the public. There we go. That's my situation.
Speaker 3: And there's a there's a oh you know what what
Speaker 3: I just thought of something?
Speaker 2: See here we go.
Speaker 1: Look at the wheels are spinning. Now that we're talking
Speaker 1: about it. Problem solved.
Speaker 2: This better not be a joke.
Speaker 3: It's a joke. It's not. Okay, let's hear it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get you something you are going to
Speaker 1: thank me for the rest of your life.
Speaker 2: Is it a vehicle?
Speaker 1: Yes, I cannot believe I didn't think about this before.
Speaker 2: Is it something that has big signage on it? Yes,
Speaker 2: I'll drive what is it?
Speaker 3: What is it? I'm going to get you a bus
Speaker 3: pass that would work.
Speaker 2: No, actually it won't.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Public transport around here is pretty good.
Speaker 2: I'm not dissing public transport. I'm just like, my hours
Speaker 2: are so all over the place. I bust.
Speaker 1: It runs all hours, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 4: I had a roommate who only used public transport, and
Speaker 4: that man would go from La Mesa to La or
Speaker 4: not La La Joya whenever he wanted to. He'd spend
Speaker 4: hours on public transport, but he'd get where he was
Speaker 4: going to see trolley.
Speaker 1: I could get you a trolley pass too.
Speaker 2: I would prefer a car or a truck, or a
Speaker 2: smart car or any kind of thing anything that has
Speaker 2: four wheels and is considered a vehicle. I don't know,
Speaker 2: maybe like a U haul.
Speaker 3: No god, oh boy.
Speaker 4: Actually I did have someone that rented a home depot truck,
Speaker 4: not like their full size one, just their cup trucks.
Speaker 3: Because is actually pretty cheap. Really yeah, nineteen ninety five
Speaker 3: a day or something. I don't know.
Speaker 4: They think they got monthly.
Speaker 2: Ooh okay, I'll look into that. And I'm telling you
Speaker 2: what I would drive a vehicle that is wrapped in
Speaker 2: signage that says vagicil on it or herpasil, oh my god,
Speaker 2: or you know what. I don't care. I will prepentp
Speaker 2: any company it doesn't rap.
Speaker 1: Well, Hey, she has no standards. Her standards are so
Speaker 1: low right now.
Speaker 2: That it's not it's just I'm just trying to make
Speaker 2: it work. I'm trying to make my life work, and uh,
Speaker 2: I'm getting there.
Speaker 3: The situation is, so can we hear the celebrity?
Speaker 2: It's so sad. It's not that sad.
Speaker 3: Say it's strange.
Speaker 2: You want to see strange? No, look at Eric shoes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: Can we we take one off? Just it's just they're odd.
Speaker 2: They're very odd. Big.
Speaker 3: They're really big.
Speaker 2: I've never seen anything like these.
Speaker 3: They're just very bulk Aardidas.
Speaker 2: They're brand new.
Speaker 3: They're brand new.
Speaker 2: That is the size of a cruise ship.
Speaker 3: It's literally a football. They're so comfy.
Speaker 2: Really, they're very heavy, are they?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: They are very heavy for someone who doesn't run.
Speaker 2: You saw these, what was your first reaction?
Speaker 3: I thought they were really cool, really.
Speaker 2: And why the shape? The just because they're unusual and.
Speaker 1: They're very comfortable.
Speaker 4: You'd never catch me dead in those snow offens.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't mean to dishue or anything, but I think
Speaker 2: those might be awful.
Speaker 3: Easies are worse.
Speaker 1: Easies are terrible.
Speaker 3: That is, they're about that size, but a little bit uglier.
Speaker 2: You have a lot of great shoes, a lot of
Speaker 2: great shoes.
Speaker 4: Those are not one of them.
Speaker 3: Let's take a pull. How many people like them? How
Speaker 3: many people don't?
Speaker 2: Do you guys like Eric's shoes?
Speaker 3: Do you like my shoes?
Speaker 4: They're just they're so big and the shape is off,
Speaker 4: but they're most importantly they're massive.
Speaker 1: They look like football, like I put my football and
Speaker 1: considering I don't like Oh, I went to the pottery
Speaker 1: game the other night.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah it was, wasn't it?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: And I didn't know one thing. I I don't even
Speaker 1: know how many innings there are in baseball?
Speaker 2: Did you were you up in a fancy Did you
Speaker 2: have fun? H? Did you say the whole time?
Speaker 3: No? Oh?
Speaker 2: Did you watch one play? One leg? Hit, a bad.
Speaker 3: Piece, hit a home run?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Look at you never thought you'd hear that phrase come
Speaker 1: out of my mouth?
Speaker 3: Did you?
Speaker 2: No? Good for you?
Speaker 3: So far? This is a really good Podre season, So
Speaker 3: I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1: Thanks.
Speaker 2: I know, I really want to go to a game.
Speaker 2: I'ven't been to one in a while. All Right, cue
Speaker 2: the music, lots of double d ring it on. Brother.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you know how much I like The Housewives
Speaker 1: of Beverly Hills. Yes, and we all know that Garcel
Speaker 1: is not coming back. She left in a huff. She
Speaker 1: just released a statement the other day and I'm going
Speaker 1: to read it to you. Okay, this is from Garcel,
Speaker 1: who is no longer on the show. So if you've
Speaker 1: seen the Reunion Part three, the final reunion show for
Speaker 1: the season, and is this week. So last week she
Speaker 1: was like, I want to get out of here. This week,
Speaker 1: she doesn't even stay for the cast photo. She like
Speaker 1: bails before they even shoot the cast photo, which is
Speaker 1: like a signal that they are not coming back because
Speaker 1: they're not fulfilling their contract right right. So the last show,
Speaker 1: last week of the reunion, she gets in to it
Speaker 1: with Sutton and Doriat and Dourite tells Sutton, you live
Speaker 1: on an effing main road, like who are you to
Speaker 1: judge people? And then Sutton said to Doreat, my pocketbook
Speaker 1: is bigger than yours. This was now during that pocketbook
Speaker 1: is bigger than yours. Thing went viral everywhere, and that
Speaker 1: was actually the actual during the show. Okay, but the
Speaker 1: main road thing was during the reunion, So Garcel said this,
Speaker 1: I didn't come to the reunion to applaud lowbows blows
Speaker 1: disguised as humor, and to be honest, Sutton's wallet diss
Speaker 1: I can't defend it because I don't endorse cruelty, even
Speaker 1: when it comes from a friend. We all have our limits.
Speaker 1: But when pain is used as a defense mechanism and
Speaker 1: it turns into a class tinged insult, don't expect me
Speaker 1: to sit back and nod. I understand why Kyle found
Speaker 1: it disgusting, so did I Not because Sutton is malicious,
Speaker 1: but because that comment revealed an uncomfortable truth. Some people
Speaker 1: in this group still believe money can measure character. And
Speaker 1: as for the main road jab, I'll just say this,
Speaker 1: when you start judging a woman by your zip code,
Speaker 1: maybe it's time to spend less energy decorating your house
Speaker 1: and a little more time reflecting on what's inside it.
Speaker 2: EWW nicely put. Yeah, so she didn't like Kyle walk
Speaker 2: off too, but she came back.
Speaker 3: That was.
Speaker 1: That was during the show. Oh, okay, yeah, at a
Speaker 1: like a spa day, anytime they all get together for
Speaker 1: a dinner or spoday. Oh and by the way, I
Speaker 1: want Jennifer Tilly to come back as a main character.
Speaker 3: I love Jennifer the actress. Yes, I love her.
Speaker 1: Okay. Have y'all seen Britney Spears lately. No, So she's
Speaker 1: mad at people for saying that.
Speaker 3: She doesn't look good. Okay, and true, Brisney spears, but
Speaker 3: she looks a little off her.
Speaker 2: And Justin Bieber, he does not look good.
Speaker 1: No, he doesn't look good. So she's down in Mexico
Speaker 1: right now. Brittany is okay, and she got there the
Speaker 1: other day for a little vacation. Here's the strange part.
Speaker 1: One of her bodyguards, a big, bald, scary looking guy,
Speaker 1: was carrying a baby doll wrapped in a pink blanket
Speaker 1: as they got off the plane. So Brittany has a
Speaker 1: doll collection, which isn't uncommon, I guess, But the fact
Speaker 1: that she had to take one with her which she travels,
Speaker 1: and that it has to be carried and cared for
Speaker 1: like a real child, That's all I'm gonna say about them.
Speaker 2: So she has a little baby doll. She takes with her. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's her support, baby doll.
Speaker 3: She's weird.
Speaker 1: Coachella happened, yeah, first weekend, yep. So they is all
Speaker 1: sorts of stuff going on. Do you want to hear
Speaker 1: what people were complaining about?
Speaker 3: First?
Speaker 2: Let's do the yeah, the negativity first, then we'll do
Speaker 2: the positive.
Speaker 1: Okay. So people were comparing it to the Fire Festival
Speaker 1: because people were waiting in lines from twelve to nineteen
Speaker 1: hours with no food, no bathrooms.
Speaker 3: It was terrible.
Speaker 1: So lines and lines and lines of cars and people
Speaker 1: were just waiting, waiting and waiting.
Speaker 2: That's what I remember.
Speaker 3: It's Coachilla. It's always been like that. That's not new. Well,
Speaker 3: I guess, I guess this year. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I would never go to Cochemba after all the years
Speaker 2: it's been. They should have they should have figured out
Speaker 2: by now how to make these lines shorter and get
Speaker 2: water to people.
Speaker 3: How do you make line shorter?
Speaker 2: I wouldn't get more.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't wait in line for an hour to get
Speaker 1: in somewhere, let alone twelve No thanks, okay, No, I
Speaker 1: don't care. If Madonna was giving me a personal show,
Speaker 1: just her and me, I would not wait twelve hours
Speaker 1: in a line for anything with.
Speaker 3: No bathroom or food. Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: All Right, So they're calling Coachella this year Gagachella because
Speaker 1: she has apparently given the performance of a lifetime. Oh
Speaker 1: and I've seen clips of it and it looked incredible.
Speaker 2: So she had like a full on stage show. Oh yeah, dancers, Yeah.
Speaker 1: And like there's some like focus on the family group
Speaker 1: or some you know, one of those super conservative that
Speaker 1: we're like, oh, she was worshiping the devil and everything.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, no, she's not. There's a
Speaker 1: the song. I think it's disease. She comes, it's like
Speaker 1: she's in a graveyard and she's like she had all
Speaker 1: these costume changes. She gave a two hour performance. That's
Speaker 1: pretty cool, and the sets were incredible, and she's like
Speaker 1: with skeletons and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: I was like, that's hardly satanic.
Speaker 2: I was just art.
Speaker 1: I know, everybody calmed down. Benson Boone covered Queen's Bohemian
Speaker 1: rast Rhapsody with a little help from Brian May himself.
Speaker 2: Oh that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Weird Al Yankovight Yankovic made his Kachella debut, joining Yo
Speaker 3: Gabba Gaba for the classic Muppet track The Rainbow Connection.
Speaker 2: Yo, Gabba Gabba. That's like a kids show, right.
Speaker 1: Green Day was there and Green Day opened by the way, Yes,
Speaker 1: and Meghan the Stallion opened Kachella. Lady Gaga did. They
Speaker 1: were the first ones. One of my favorite all girl
Speaker 1: groups of all time, The Go Gos was there and
Speaker 1: Billy Joe Armstrong made a special appearance during their concert.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I will never go to Coachella. Love Blenda Carlisle.
Speaker 2: I just saw her, uh solo, yeah, performing, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Brian at the Magnolo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was great.
Speaker 2: I will give you five thousand dollars. Will you go
Speaker 2: to Coachella ten thousand dollars?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's your limit.
Speaker 3: How long? I mean days I have to go for
Speaker 3: the whole thing? Was it three days? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'm start to finish. Okay.
Speaker 4: It's just like it sounds miserable, Like I don't know
Speaker 4: why people act like it's so cool. I mean, I
Speaker 4: think it's because everyone believes it's cool, so they have
Speaker 4: and then they're like, oh, everyone thinks it's cool, it
Speaker 4: must be cool. But like, come on, we don't, like,
Speaker 4: let's all make in the middle of nowhere. There's a
Speaker 4: couple of stages like ten miles apart from each other.
Speaker 2: Well, for some people it's probably really great because they
Speaker 2: have the VIP treatment, they get the VIP tent where.
Speaker 3: They think it's the drugs.
Speaker 1: It is just way too dirty out there. Yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't crawl around in that heat and all that dirt.
Speaker 2: No thanks, and the drugs.
Speaker 1: Yes, I guess do either one of you care about
Speaker 1: could Jack Black be the next sexiest man alive?
Speaker 3: Couldn't care less. I love Jack Black?
Speaker 1: But no, okay, okay. Is Jessica Simpson's snake semen remedy
Speaker 1: just snake oil? A reptile expert says that he doubts
Speaker 1: that snake semen is helping Jessica Simpson's Jessica Simpson be
Speaker 1: a better singer.
Speaker 3: Her new CD is good.
Speaker 2: And she she has admitted to drinking snake semen.
Speaker 1: Yes, it just clears her throat. I'm just a great
Speaker 1: singer when I have some snake sperm.
Speaker 4: To be fair, the snake experts not who you want
Speaker 4: to ask. It's the medical expert.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know why. I mean, I'm sure any sperm
Speaker 3: would do.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe maybe she just needs to Maybe she just
Speaker 1: needs to find the old trouser snake.
Speaker 2: And well, according to John may Or, she's pretty horny.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay. The full House House that was in the
Speaker 3: show Full House and Fuller House just sold for six
Speaker 3: million dollars.
Speaker 4: It's actually lower than I thought the painted ladies those,
Speaker 4: I thought those were way more.
Speaker 1: It's located in San Francisco. The hand prints of the
Speaker 1: entire cast are in the backyard. Like at Roman's Chinese Theater,
Speaker 1: They're all in the big cement things with their handprints
Speaker 1: and their signatures. It's thirty seven hundred square feet, four bedrooms,
Speaker 1: and it's an iconic Victorian home. It's been on the
Speaker 1: market since June of last year and it just sold
Speaker 1: for six million. Do you know who Amy Leuwood is
Speaker 1: from White Lotus, the actress that had the gap in
Speaker 1: her teeth.
Speaker 2: The one with the book, Yes, the sweet about the SNL.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so SNL did a parody of her hilarious by
Speaker 1: the way, and she said it was mean and unfunny.
Speaker 1: She did not like it at all.
Speaker 4: Okay, Also the joke wasn't her was actually at the
Speaker 4: current political administration. Yeah, and but in the you know,
Speaker 4: in the white lotus format and they made one joke
Speaker 4: about her and it was hilarious as someone who hasn't
Speaker 4: even seen the show, so.
Speaker 3: She did not like it.
Speaker 4: It was mean, But that's sonl It's sketchy comedy. It's
Speaker 4: always mean.
Speaker 2: Give me one word. Describing your reaction to seeing the
Speaker 2: finale because you hadn't seen it.
Speaker 1: Shocking, Yeah, yeah, oh my god. Celebrity Big Brother castmate
Speaker 1: Mickey Rourke. Have you seen what Mickey Rourke looks like lately?
Speaker 3: He looks like he's having a good retirement.
Speaker 2: Damn song like a couple of years ago and he
Speaker 2: looked kind of crazy.
Speaker 3: Look like he's wearing the screen mask that bad like
Speaker 3: he looks. He used to be very handsome.
Speaker 2: He's the kind of guy that would be would grow
Speaker 2: old handsome.
Speaker 1: Like no, not now, I'll show you a picture. It's frightening.
Speaker 1: He was booted from the show for continually using abusive
Speaker 1: language and behaving inappropriately towards his fellow cast mates.
Speaker 4: It was mostly what's her face? Jojo Sie, I can't
Speaker 4: stand so.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie. I saw some of the clips.
Speaker 3: It was kind of funny.
Speaker 1: Well he did this, so she was They were in
Speaker 1: the backyard because I YouTube this, okay, and he says
Speaker 1: something about her being a lesbian, and he says, have
Speaker 1: you always been a lesbian or whatever? Meanwhile his eyebrows
Speaker 1: meet in the back and he's got the big fake lips,
Speaker 1: you know, like you know, and I'm like, okay, judge, Judy,
Speaker 1: like you're calling her out for being a lesbian when
Speaker 1: you know. So he like, I bet I could turn
Speaker 1: you straight, and she was like, oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. Then he says, can I get an f
Speaker 1: you know another word that they call cigarettes in Britain?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, And she got really really upset, and
Speaker 1: he knew exactly what he was doing because then he
Speaker 1: goes and apologizes to her later.
Speaker 4: I don't know he is British. They do call him
Speaker 4: out there. That's like a pretty British, isn't he.
Speaker 3: No, No, he was just being a prick.
Speaker 4: I watched the clip his context, like it did seem
Speaker 4: like like he seemed like he wasn't paying attentional He
Speaker 4: literally just was looking for a cigarette, but maybe not.
Speaker 1: No, he knew exactly what he was doing, and then
Speaker 1: they were doing this pirate stupid thing. I've never watched
Speaker 1: the show ever they were doing where they were all
Speaker 1: dressed as pirates and somebody said, oh, there's a you know,
Speaker 1: a rat in the group. And one of the guys
Speaker 1: turns and looks at Mickey Rourke and he calls him
Speaker 1: the C word, and all of a sudden, you hear
Speaker 1: a voice say Mickey ror come to the library or whatever,
Speaker 1: and they boot him off.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, Yeah, it's a lot. Okay.
Speaker 4: I feel like like he was being a dick, but
Speaker 4: like it was a little hardcore for them to boot
Speaker 4: Maybe it wasn't.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just don't have any sympathy for Jojo see Walks.
Speaker 3: I can't stand her. I don't like she's so yeah
Speaker 3: he was, I mean though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Katie Perry and Jeff Bezos Bezos girlfriend Laurence Sanchez
Speaker 1: just launched into space.
Speaker 2: Oh today they did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, oil boy.
Speaker 2: I was listening to an interview with William Shatner who
Speaker 2: was trying to make her Gail King, feel better because
Speaker 2: she was part of this, and he was like, they
Speaker 2: give you diapers because you can't use the uh because
Speaker 2: you're up there and there's no place to go, so
Speaker 2: you are in a diaper. The g's are so incredibly
Speaker 2: forceful that you're gonna feel like you're gonna die. And
Speaker 2: she's like, thanks a lot. You're supposed to be making
Speaker 2: me feel better. But did it go over well or
Speaker 2: is everybody okay?
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I remember, I don't like Katy Perry
Speaker 4: that much either. She's also kind of irritating, but she
Speaker 4: came down. She said that being in space really helped
Speaker 4: her connect her divine feminine energy or something like that.
Speaker 2: I was like, all right, cool, I bet you have
Speaker 2: a completely different perspective on life when you see it
Speaker 2: from your world from space.
Speaker 4: Sure, sure, I don't know. I just don't understand her perspective.
Speaker 4: Then I think it's fine to be like it was
Speaker 4: incredible as mind blowing, but then I don't know the
Speaker 4: whole spiritual side of it. I'm like, come on, you
Speaker 4: went to space, Like space is cool enough? Like let
Speaker 4: it be space?
Speaker 2: Would you do it? What go up for the day?
Speaker 2: I you know why I wouldn't not challenger, No oh no, no,
Speaker 2: I has nothing to do with that. The thought of
Speaker 2: any one of my throwing up in their health, I
Speaker 2: would jump out. That's the only thing.
Speaker 1: Laura would just be floating around in space because somebody
Speaker 1: threw up.
Speaker 2: I think it would be really cool. I mean, it'd
Speaker 2: be unbelievable, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think it would be so cool. I'd do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I want to know how Katy Perry got in there.
Speaker 4: I know, yes, she's not really as famous as she there.
Speaker 2: It was kind of an odd group.
Speaker 4: I was like, dude, put someone else cooler in there.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean if she and she came down and she
Speaker 2: spoke and.
Speaker 1: Every I'm a Katy Perry hater.
Speaker 2: You're pretty much everybody here.
Speaker 4: No, just a couple of specific celebrities that we just
Speaker 4: happen to touch on. I really just irritate me.
Speaker 1: Okay, and the last thing just premiered season four.
Speaker 2: I know what you're gonna packs best show ever?
Speaker 3: God have you not watched it? Brian? Brian, I'm good. No,
Speaker 3: Brian is like I typically don't like it. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: trust me. The best show. So.
Speaker 1: Jean Smart is a comedian and she's told.
Speaker 2: By it like sixty seventy Yeah.
Speaker 1: And she's one of the most she's like the Joan
Speaker 1: Rivers of of this comedy. Yeah, and had her own show,
Speaker 1: like had specials and everything. She's informed by her management
Speaker 1: team that she's no longer popular. They're doing away with her.
Speaker 1: She's had a residency in Vegas forever. So she hires this.
Speaker 3: Really young hip woman to.
Speaker 1: Write her help her write her comedy material, and these
Speaker 1: two get along like oil and water. They absolutely I
Speaker 1: don't hate each other already.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it is.
Speaker 2: It is hilarious, the back and forth communication they have
Speaker 2: and the comebacks and the it is so witty, it
Speaker 2: is so smart.
Speaker 1: Did you watch both episodes? Yes, So when they're walking
Speaker 1: down the hall, she goes, aren't you and Mary Magdalen
Speaker 1: tide for the World's the world's oldest whoor.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Brian, I will pay you to watch
Speaker 2: one episode tonight.
Speaker 3: I'm good, Brian. You will thank us. How you watched Severn?
Speaker 1: Oh I did not.
Speaker 2: He didn't, you know what? I bet he didn't make
Speaker 2: it past two episodes.
Speaker 1: I made it to three.
Speaker 4: But then I got busy, busy with what I'm you know,
Speaker 4: I'm too busy to start hacks.
Speaker 3: That's just no.
Speaker 4: Comedy TV shows are not really even my thing.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Brian, I'm telling you.
Speaker 4: I'm watching a lost right now. I've actually you're going
Speaker 4: to be so disappointed.
Speaker 2: I'm not really a fan of comedy stuff, but this.
Speaker 4: Is I'll consider it.
Speaker 1: It is fantastic and they are both And I guess
Speaker 1: there's so many celebrity HBO actually sent out a thing
Speaker 1: to the press thing you are not allowed to discuss
Speaker 1: who's on, but Jean Smart, let it slip that Carol
Speaker 1: Burnett's going to be Oh that's cute. Yeah, And Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 1: She was on Jimmy Kimmel's show and they showed a
Speaker 1: clip of him on the show. Oh my gosh, it's
Speaker 1: Carol Burnette already, I'm totally in.
Speaker 2: And the other two. You gotta watch that one too.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the other two is really funny.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Is that it done?
Speaker 2: You know what we gotta go by. I gotta tell
Speaker 2: you what we're doing on Thursday. Guys. I did something
Speaker 2: with my two roommates on Saturday night. We're all three single.
Speaker 2: It has something to do with that an event. I'll
Speaker 2: tell you what it is. And we have the woman
Speaker 2: on the phone that's going to tell us more about
Speaker 2: being single in San Diego, oh boy, and the new
Speaker 2: things out there to meet people. And I'll tell you
Speaker 2: how it went, Oh boy, and how I had to
Speaker 2: lie to get in?
Speaker 1: Does? Does?
Speaker 3: Is mommy's kitty cat going to get some actions?
Speaker 2: Oh no, there was not even I don't even think
Speaker 2: there was any eye contact.
Speaker 3: You just lie about your age.
Speaker 4: Yes, you had to be younger than forty five.
Speaker 2: Yes, like that was a cut off.
Speaker 4: That was a forty five. Yeah, so you cut off
Speaker 4: ten years. Yes, you're loing.
Speaker 2: Well, I asked my roommate. I said, please be honest
Speaker 2: with me. Can I pass?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I believe I believe I could pass her forty five.
Speaker 2: It's a it's a eric.
Speaker 3: What do you think?
Speaker 4: What could she pass for younger than forty five?
Speaker 2: Not younger forty five?
Speaker 4: Okay, forty five exactly.
Speaker 3: I would need about a ring lights to pass for
Speaker 3: forty five. No, stop it, you could.
Speaker 4: I don't mean that the meanway. I just don't like
Speaker 4: if you were like, I'm forty five, I'd be like, okay.
Speaker 2: Well you know Antonio, my roommate, right, yeah, he did
Speaker 2: the same thing. Do you think he could pass for
Speaker 2: forty five?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Actually I would just assume he grayed really early.
Speaker 2: Him over me.
Speaker 3: He has a young vibe.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'll tell you all about that, and then I'll
Speaker 2: tell you where you can go. And I have so
Speaker 2: many stats. It's gonna be fun. We're gonna talk to
Speaker 2: her on the phone, and that's on Thursday. In the meantime,
Speaker 2: let's hopefully the ground stays soler solid and it doesn't
Speaker 2: shake anymore. That would be great. I'm glad that you
Speaker 2: guys are okay, especially you Brian. You were closer and
Speaker 2: I love you all. Thank you for watching. Telling you
Speaker 2: guys we appreciate it, and love her podcast, love your podcast.
Speaker 2: I love you, my sweet babies.
Speaker 1: Bye bye, Babba.