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Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We let you taco one on
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Speaker 2: Hope that you're able to go. You know who Dakota
Speaker 2: Johnson is, right? Yes? I do. How do I know
Speaker 2: that name? Actress daughter of Don Johnson and Melanie Griffin.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Hard she Uh. She had an interesting inner you with
Speaker 2: a variety this week. I've heard of that mag One
Speaker 2: of the subjects that came up was the time that
Speaker 2: she was very very upset at how upset a good
Speaker 2: friend of hers was over a breakup, so she got in.
Speaker 2: She dived in and inserted herself in this by sending
Speaker 2: a gallon of gorilla poop to her friend's ex, utilizing
Speaker 2: the Poop Center's website, which I think we've talked about
Speaker 2: this before.
Speaker 3: We have. We talked about it one Valentine's saying, yeah,
Speaker 3: there's different types of duty.
Speaker 2: You can send different amounts, and you know, I guess
Speaker 2: it just depends on how angry you are at someone.
Speaker 2: But she opted for the gallon of gorilla doute and
Speaker 2: she was just so upset that the guy had literally
Speaker 2: broken her good friend's hearts that she felt like she
Speaker 2: had to get in on that. She then went on
Speaker 2: to mention, this is the part that really stood out
Speaker 2: to me, and I wasn't aware of this. She also
Speaker 2: mentioned that she knows where you can buy pubic crabs
Speaker 2: to send in the mail. Okay, but she's never done
Speaker 2: that quote because good lord, I'm not a monster. You
Speaker 2: are a.
Speaker 3: Monster to even know that, Dakota. And have you ever
Speaker 3: really looked at her? You know, she was with Chris Johnson.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Martin, Christopher Martin which I think they just
Speaker 3: here in the life broke up in the day last
Speaker 3: day or so in the last day. So have you
Speaker 3: ever while I was Google searching images for her? Have
Speaker 3: you ever really looked at her? She was in one
Speaker 3: of those shades of gray movie. Yeah, but if you
Speaker 3: checked her, I could not. Okay, here she is. There's
Speaker 3: with Chris Martin from Coldplay. And then look at her
Speaker 3: in general. I don't think she's that hot, and I
Speaker 3: don't think I could have quit us or make love
Speaker 3: to her without seeing Don Johnson's face. Now look at
Speaker 3: her and think Don Johnson, look, I'd be on the
Speaker 3: sailboat with the crocodile on tubs. I'm telling you later today, everybody,
Speaker 3: let's go ahead and google Dakota Johnson. Hey, research the
Speaker 3: pubic crabs? No, because then that's my in my browser history.
Speaker 2: Good lord, could you imagine literally if you've got crabs
Speaker 2: sent to you in the mail and you contracted crabs
Speaker 2: that way, trying to honestly explain that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just the fact that she even uh yeah, the coad.
Speaker 3: I'm not a fan. I was a big fan of
Speaker 3: her dad back in the day. Actually thought he's kind
Speaker 3: of a dick. But that is black buddy, that blackfellow
Speaker 3: as cool as balls.
Speaker 2: Thirty year old Marshall May from Fort Lauderdale has been
Speaker 2: charged with animal cruelty when he was caught on video
Speaker 2: beating a rooster, which is not to be confused with
Speaker 2: choking a chicken.
Speaker 3: That it's basically beating a cock. Then, yes, exactly, yes,
Speaker 3: but it wasn't it was. It was not his cock
Speaker 3: that he was beating. It was a neighbor's pet rooster
Speaker 3: named Roger. Roger had gotten onto uh Marshall's property, I guess,
Speaker 3: and Marshall felt like Roger was coming after him, so
Speaker 3: he beat the uh, the rooster, the rooster with an
Speaker 3: umbrella and ended up injuring the rooster, breaking one of
Speaker 3: his wings. The rooster was treated at an animal hospital
Speaker 3: and is going to be just fine. But seven counts
Speaker 3: of aggravated animal cruelty and animal cruelty is the worst.
Speaker 3: You should never do. They have video, Yeah, that's why
Speaker 3: he was arrested. He was caught on the video. Oh well,
Speaker 3: did the video show the rooster chasing the mike?
Speaker 2: He says, I haven't seen it, except you know, so
Speaker 2: if you're at your house and all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: you got angry rooster coming at you. I mean, I'm
Speaker 2: fighting him off, but not allowed to.
Speaker 3: There's more to it, Like you said, they saw a
Speaker 3: video he probably enticed or I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, was there. And we could go on and
Speaker 2: on with all the stuff.
Speaker 3: Somebody said, crabs being sent in the mail is the
Speaker 3: new Anthrax mail letters. I don't know if I'd go
Speaker 3: to that level. Yeah, but what are we doing next?
Speaker 3: Cyanide in the title?
Speaker 2: Was that it?
Speaker 3: That was Cyanide? I remember it was in I think
Speaker 3: it was in Tylo Hall Y. Well, that's what started
Speaker 3: the whole safety packaging. Yeah, before there was none of that. No,
Speaker 3: you just unscrewed it and everything was there, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's the same as car seats, just through the kids
Speaker 3: in the back seat. Let them roll around. Life was good.
Speaker 2: The Saint Regis bal Harbor Hotel resorted spa in Miami
Speaker 2: is facing a seven million dollar lawsuit by one of
Speaker 2: its guests. Listen to this. The guest has filed the
Speaker 2: lawsuit after reportedly having a hotel employee walk into her
Speaker 2: room while she was showering, and he stood there for
Speaker 2: over three minutes watching her. She didn't realize how long
Speaker 2: he had been there, because she comes out of the
Speaker 2: shower and then he fled the room and since I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I came into the wrong room. However, once this was
Speaker 2: brought up to the hotel management, the first thing they
Speaker 2: did was offer her a free bottle of wine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: not kidding. But once she pressed the issue and they
Speaker 2: had to go and look at security, they have a
Speaker 2: video of this guy lingering in the hallway. Then he
Speaker 2: went into the suite and was in there for over
Speaker 2: three minutes. Guilty as charge exactly. So, yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: know if seven million dollars in day images is.
Speaker 3: Uh dude, I mean he violated somebody in there in
Speaker 3: their room. I mean, what wrong on all levels? Yeah,
Speaker 3: seven million dollars. You stay at a luxury name name
Speaker 3: that place again, the Saint Reachi's bal Harbor, It's I
Speaker 3: believe it's a Marrio.
Speaker 1: It was a.
Speaker 2: Luxury in whatever, sweet Marriott, Marriott International. So they got
Speaker 2: Marriott International money for you're going to go for and
Speaker 2: you're in South Florida and you probably got lawyers tripping
Speaker 2: over each other to represent you believe it?
Speaker 3: Did the guy did it? Say whether he at least
Speaker 3: you know, because he's losing his job. Did he at
Speaker 3: least beat his rooster or now Taco.
Speaker 2: I don't believe that type of information is provided in
Speaker 2: the mainstream news story. Three minutes. I'm going with you.
Speaker 2: You are probably right glitching.
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