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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We let you taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots. I thought we would remind you

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<v Speaker 2>one more time here that we have a last minute

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<v Speaker 2>tickets for tonight's Metallicas show in Tampa Raymond James Stadium.

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<v Speaker 2>Be sure to vote and you say, We play it

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<v Speaker 2>when the voting opens. It's seven twenty on the JR.

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook page. We will remind you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, just like everything, we'd like to at least fill

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<v Speaker 3>you in right before it happens, because we know while

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<v Speaker 3>you have a life and you're busy.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone who has a vote put in during the you

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<v Speaker 2>say it, we play it. Voting eligible to win those

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<v Speaker 2>tickets for the show tonight. All right, that's a big JR. Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Hope that you're able to go. You know who Dakota

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<v Speaker 2>Johnson is, right? Yes? I do. How do I know

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<v Speaker 2>that name? Actress daughter of Don Johnson and Melanie Griffin.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Hard she Uh. She had an interesting inner you with

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<v Speaker 2>a variety this week. I've heard of that mag One

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<v Speaker 2>of the subjects that came up was the time that

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<v Speaker 2>she was very very upset at how upset a good

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<v Speaker 2>friend of hers was over a breakup, so she got in.

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<v Speaker 2>She dived in and inserted herself in this by sending

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<v Speaker 2>a gallon of gorilla poop to her friend's ex, utilizing

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<v Speaker 2>the Poop Center's website, which I think we've talked about

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<v Speaker 2>this before.

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<v Speaker 3>We have. We talked about it one Valentine's saying, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>there's different types of duty.

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<v Speaker 2>You can send different amounts, and you know, I guess

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<v Speaker 2>it just depends on how angry you are at someone.

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<v Speaker 2>But she opted for the gallon of gorilla doute and

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<v Speaker 2>she was just so upset that the guy had literally

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<v Speaker 2>broken her good friend's hearts that she felt like she

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<v Speaker 2>had to get in on that. She then went on

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<v Speaker 2>to mention, this is the part that really stood out

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<v Speaker 2>to me, and I wasn't aware of this. She also

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<v Speaker 2>mentioned that she knows where you can buy pubic crabs

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<v Speaker 2>to send in the mail. Okay, but she's never done

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<v Speaker 2>that quote because good lord, I'm not a monster. You

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<v Speaker 2>are a.

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<v Speaker 3>Monster to even know that, Dakota. And have you ever

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<v Speaker 3>really looked at her? You know, she was with Chris Johnson.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, Martin, Christopher Martin which I think they just

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<v Speaker 3>here in the life broke up in the day last

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<v Speaker 3>day or so in the last day. So have you

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<v Speaker 3>ever while I was Google searching images for her? Have

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<v Speaker 3>you ever really looked at her? She was in one

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<v Speaker 3>of those shades of gray movie. Yeah, but if you

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<v Speaker 3>checked her, I could not. Okay, here she is. There's

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<v Speaker 3>with Chris Martin from Coldplay. And then look at her

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<v Speaker 3>in general. I don't think she's that hot, and I

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<v Speaker 3>don't think I could have quit us or make love

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<v Speaker 3>to her without seeing Don Johnson's face. Now look at

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<v Speaker 3>her and think Don Johnson, look, I'd be on the

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<v Speaker 3>sailboat with the crocodile on tubs. I'm telling you later today, everybody,

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<v Speaker 3>let's go ahead and google Dakota Johnson. Hey, research the

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<v Speaker 3>pubic crabs? No, because then that's my in my browser history.

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<v Speaker 2>Good lord, could you imagine literally if you've got crabs

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<v Speaker 2>sent to you in the mail and you contracted crabs

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<v Speaker 2>that way, trying to honestly explain that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just the fact that she even uh yeah, the coad.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not a fan. I was a big fan of

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<v Speaker 3>her dad back in the day. Actually thought he's kind

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<v Speaker 3>of a dick. But that is black buddy, that blackfellow

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<v Speaker 3>as cool as balls.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirty year old Marshall May from Fort Lauderdale has been

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<v Speaker 2>charged with animal cruelty when he was caught on video

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<v Speaker 2>beating a rooster, which is not to be confused with

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<v Speaker 2>choking a chicken.

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<v Speaker 3>That it's basically beating a cock. Then, yes, exactly, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>but it wasn't it was. It was not his cock

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<v Speaker 3>that he was beating. It was a neighbor's pet rooster

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<v Speaker 3>named Roger. Roger had gotten onto uh Marshall's property, I guess,

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<v Speaker 3>and Marshall felt like Roger was coming after him, so

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<v Speaker 3>he beat the uh, the rooster, the rooster with an

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<v Speaker 3>umbrella and ended up injuring the rooster, breaking one of

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<v Speaker 3>his wings. The rooster was treated at an animal hospital

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<v Speaker 3>and is going to be just fine. But seven counts

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<v Speaker 3>of aggravated animal cruelty and animal cruelty is the worst.

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<v Speaker 3>You should never do. They have video, Yeah, that's why

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<v Speaker 3>he was arrested. He was caught on the video. Oh well,

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<v Speaker 3>did the video show the rooster chasing the mike?

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<v Speaker 2>He says, I haven't seen it, except you know, so

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<v Speaker 2>if you're at your house and all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 2>you got angry rooster coming at you. I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>fighting him off, but not allowed to.

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<v Speaker 3>There's more to it, Like you said, they saw a

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<v Speaker 3>video he probably enticed or I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know, was there. And we could go on and

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<v Speaker 2>on with all the stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said, crabs being sent in the mail is the

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<v Speaker 3>new Anthrax mail letters. I don't know if I'd go

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<v Speaker 3>to that level. Yeah, but what are we doing next?

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<v Speaker 3>Cyanide in the title?

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<v Speaker 2>Was that it?

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<v Speaker 3>That was Cyanide? I remember it was in I think

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<v Speaker 3>it was in Tylo Hall Y. Well, that's what started

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<v Speaker 3>the whole safety packaging. Yeah, before there was none of that. No,

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<v Speaker 3>you just unscrewed it and everything was there, you know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's the same as car seats, just through the kids

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<v Speaker 3>in the back seat. Let them roll around. Life was good.

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<v Speaker 2>The Saint Regis bal Harbor Hotel resorted spa in Miami

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<v Speaker 2>is facing a seven million dollar lawsuit by one of

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<v Speaker 2>its guests. Listen to this. The guest has filed the

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<v Speaker 2>lawsuit after reportedly having a hotel employee walk into her

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<v Speaker 2>room while she was showering, and he stood there for

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<v Speaker 2>over three minutes watching her. She didn't realize how long

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<v Speaker 2>he had been there, because she comes out of the

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<v Speaker 2>shower and then he fled the room and since I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I came into the wrong room. However, once this was

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<v Speaker 2>brought up to the hotel management, the first thing they

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<v Speaker 2>did was offer her a free bottle of wine. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>not kidding. But once she pressed the issue and they

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<v Speaker 2>had to go and look at security, they have a

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<v Speaker 2>video of this guy lingering in the hallway. Then he

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<v Speaker 2>went into the suite and was in there for over

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<v Speaker 2>three minutes. Guilty as charge exactly. So, yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if seven million dollars in day images is.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh dude, I mean he violated somebody in there in

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<v Speaker 3>their room. I mean, what wrong on all levels? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>seven million dollars. You stay at a luxury name name

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<v Speaker 3>that place again, the Saint Reachi's bal Harbor, It's I

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<v Speaker 3>believe it's a Marrio.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a.

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<v Speaker 2>Luxury in whatever, sweet Marriott, Marriott International. So they got

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<v Speaker 2>Marriott International money for you're going to go for and

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<v Speaker 2>you're in South Florida and you probably got lawyers tripping

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<v Speaker 2>over each other to represent you believe it?

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<v Speaker 3>Did the guy did it? Say whether he at least

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<v Speaker 3>you know, because he's losing his job. Did he at

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<v Speaker 3>least beat his rooster or now Taco.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe that type of information is provided in

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<v Speaker 2>the mainstream news story. Three minutes. I'm going with you.

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<v Speaker 2>You are probably right glitching.

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<v Speaker 1>Taco on demand download the iHeart Radio app, but listen

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<v Speaker 1>any I'm anywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>This is j R R.

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<v Speaker 2>The future is