Speaker 1: Alicia says that she knows her boyfriend is cool with
they're flirting with people, but texting that you can't get
someone out of your head might have gone a little
bit too far.
Speaker 2: How about laying next to a guy while you're drinking
wine and then calling him babe? Yeah, where's that's it? Well?
Speaker 1: Also, maybe like if I was a boyfriend, I'd be like, yeah,
that's stuffs cool.
Speaker 3: Why did you get like emotionally violent.
Speaker 1: Towards the woman that was kissing him? It wasn't you.
Speaker 3: That's a little weird.
Speaker 1: Hi, Lo and welcome to another brand spanking new episode
of that TV. I'm Dylan. That is pat great to
be here, Christ to come aboard Cal the gret Klen
is here behind the ones and twos. He what an
episode we have this evening? Oh what a Joyce episode
we have this evening. We are welcoming Mecca and the gang.
That's a name.
Speaker 2: Huh Well I like the name Joy. Yeah, mm hmm,
well names are interesting. When I heard the name Joy,
I was like, how can you be a horrible person
if your name is Joy?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: I mean I'm not speaking of Joy. The charter guests
I haven't haven't met her yet right, But you know
you can name your kid Happy. Have you ever ridden
obituary where someone jumped off a building and their name
was Happy? I don't think so. Yeah, yeah yeah, it
almost sets you up for life to be a good person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you were writing an obituary about an asshole
named Happy, there would be this kind of tug of
war with the irony there that you're like, I got
to be irrespectful.
Speaker 2: But my god, so I think if I ever have
another kid, I'm gonna call him Smiley. Okay, I'm not
gonna be like Nick Cannon. I think he named one
of his fucking kids like.
Speaker 1: Car Park or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, something stupid like that. Now that kid can
be an asshole.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Piston, yeah, Piston.
Speaker 2: No, I think he literally called him car Park.
Speaker 3: No, no, you didn't, guys.
Speaker 1: Listen. Patreon dot com slash another podcast network, has behind
or you know, I want to stop framing it as
behind this wall. You know this is open. There is
no moat. This is just an open door. You can
come go to Patreon dot com not you can come
in this.
Speaker 2: You can come in and this is what we're gonna
do to start teasing you. Mother, efforts. Yeah, Dylan and
I want to grow this goddamn show, and the only
way we can do that is if you guys start,
I guess, not crossing anything, but start helping us out
a little bit, you know, throw a little in the
hopper for the two of us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And
so we're gonna start teasing you with the stuff, giving
you little nibblets of what the others are getting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Shari has many pelotons, and I've asked for one
and pat has vya. Shari said, no, you can't have them.
I said, you don't need five, and he said it's
none of your fucking business.
Speaker 3: But I do want a rowing machine.
Speaker 1: So if you guys can go to Patreon dot com,
Slade another podcast network. All joking aside, we have Love
is Blind. We're starting summer House there, and yeah, there's
lots of fun content coming to the free feet of
Bad TV. Bachelorette is starting, and Rhode Island is coming
down the pike.
Speaker 2: There's a lot trying to talk us into doing season
three and Mormon Wise Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Well, there's a lot of fun stuff. But
patroon dot com, Slash another podcast network. Donate a little
or a little bit more. I got a grizzly note
from my doctor. We got to talk about this on APS.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, is it bad news?
Speaker 1: It's not bad news. It's just one of these like
thirty five is obviously not elderly. But but this is
the first kind of fracture in my youth from a
medical lens.
Speaker 3: Like we're talking.
Speaker 1: No one's ever used the word statin when referencing my health.
Oh boy, and that is anyways, Well, we'll talk about it.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you this, Dylan, enjoy the next five years.
You hit forty, it's all all down block.
Speaker 1: Me, all right, Kaylin's a young man. What are you?
Speaker 3: Twenty three?
Speaker 1: I will be thirty four in April? Ye, all right,
let's get I think, and I always tracking my age
sometimes thirty three Jesus Christ, yeah, thirty four. Okay, I forget.
Speaker 3: Evidently all right, Mecca and the gang.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's the name. Come to this boat, which I
don't know that we know this boat?
Speaker 3: What's it called?
Speaker 2: I forget? Who cares?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Did you hear by the way, that guy is suing
bravamil Good luck with that one, pal.
Speaker 2: Do you remember signing that contract that was the size
of a phone book. All right, right, it said they
can do anything they want to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well not sexually assault, but who knows if he was,
you know, I mean, what did this guy? Can male
sea rats get sexually assaulted? I mean, I guess they can,
but they're usually they kind of monopolized the sexual assault.
Speaker 2: I don't think Wait, I got maybe I got this
story wrong. I thought he didn't like that he was
portrayed as sexually assaulting someone.
Speaker 3: Oh really, I could be wrong.
Speaker 1: Because that's what I was what I was thinking. I
was like, I thought you were a creep or something. Anyways,
I thought it was a fantastic episode. Alicia's boyfriend Harrison,
we must pray for I think it's lent right now.
Speaker 3: This is a holy period.
Speaker 1: We should light some incense some what did the Three
Wise Men murr?
Speaker 3: And what?
Speaker 1: Frankinson?
Speaker 3: Just light whatever? Right for him?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I wanted to. I wish I warned him dating
a sea rat. If you're dating a sea rat, your
relationship is about as solid as jello.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which you can smush right through that shit.
Speaker 3: H Sorry, Harrison, Sorry, sorry, Harrison. Yeah, so we've got that,
We've got Ben.
Speaker 1: Just in a I've never really seen this trick pulled. So, okay,
I got something something in there. I've never seen this
trick polled where a dish is offered right, and they go,
can we have some more of that? And then you
just take less of the dish, but you cut it
into little pieces and then you give it to them
as a way to try to trick the paying guests
into Ben is firing on all cylinders, and I mean,
you know, incompetently, but it's really really a joy to watch.
Speaker 2: A few of these characters are doing that same show.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure, Mikey is my goodness, gracious did
the lip filler meet the character tonight? They were just
in complete unity. It was like super saying four ninety pots.
Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, I mirror a lot of your knots. Mikey,
Where did you come from? You gossipy little bitch. You're
a son of a bitch. If you ever did this
to me, I'd beat the shit out of you. But
you're not doing it. You're doing it to Alicia, So
I'm fully enjoying it. I had no idea you had
this in you. Yeah, so bravo. Unabashed, he was told
to stop gossiping and what did he do? He ran
down the hallway and continued gossiping.
Speaker 1: I know, my god, it's like trying to tell a
bull to stop doing something. They won't even listen. They'll
just keep doing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, now, on Eddie, I don't know what
this man was thinking. Obviously an amateur. He destroyed any
chance with any romance with anybody on the boat. Why
don't you keep your goddamn mouth shut?
Speaker 3: Na, sea rats have the memory of a goldfish. He'll
be fine.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think it's just he's going to
be left to himself in that goddamn goofy haircut. No, no, no,
all right, lastly, be ben ben ben be Okay, don't
we usually have food awaiting guests when they arrive on
the boat. We don't assume that they've had a hearty
breakfast that bore. And even so if they did, alright, right, right,
what about some finger foods?
Speaker 1: And also, he said, it's not my fault they didn't
eat breakfast. So I know that these are your pots,
but I feel a little I want to apologize for
the negligent coverage of last week's meal.
Speaker 3: We discussed the kind of car crash as.
Speaker 1: All of the meals have been, which was a coconut
savice with caviar going into I believe a a gspat
show and an assault. It was all over the place.
But what I failed to mention was that this was
the Cowboy Dinner. Ben for the Cowboy Dinner, did not
serve tomahawk steaks, did not serve fire like charboiled corn,
suck attash whatever.
Speaker 2: You You don't think John Wayne ate caviar.
Speaker 3: I think John Wayne ate caviar.
Speaker 1: I don't think the people he was emulating out there
on the Range eight cavea A just it dawned on
me after our coverage, what an insane human being this
is to serve coconut savice on Cowboy Night?
Speaker 3: What the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 2: I'll say, it's amazing.
Speaker 1: I've been crying out for this, and I think the
producers really do listen to the show. We can't have
these chefs that are doing a good job anymore. We
can't do that.
Speaker 2: Who could have predicted Chef Ben, the beloved chef. Some
would say that he may have launched this series with
his wit, his cooking awesomeness.
Speaker 1: That same person would be non consensually spraying shit on
your windshield and then asking you to pay them for it.
Speaker 2: Have that happen every Wednesday when I'm downtown? Very annoying?
Yeah yeah, all right, we're else? Am I with us?
This was a great episode. I mean, I want to
say Captain Hotpants got in the mud a little bit,
talking shit about the charter guests wanting food. God for yeah,
five star service.
Speaker 1: Wow, And they are bitches. But but you know it's fine.
Speaker 2: You're paying that much. And I do believe they are
back to charging these charter guests. Oh really, I think so.
Speaker 1: No, listen, no one would be a bigger bitch than
us if we went on this charter.
Speaker 3: True, you know, so I'm all for it.
Speaker 2: Okay. I enjoyed the episode. I think the charter guests
are a delight.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? All right?
Speaker 3: Out of your mind?
Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna give it fourteen knots.
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Speaker 2: All right, I'll get a sorry yep. Okay. So we
wake up the next morning, and for some reason, if
this is often the case, multiple sea rats have amnesia.
They don't remember what the hell happens on those nights out.
Speaker 3: Well, no, that's what happens when you black out.
Speaker 2: Oh right, right right, yeah, yeah, So Eddie doesn't even
remember that text exchange going back for somehow, I don't
know how that works.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: You slam back two beers at dinner, maybe a celebratory shot.
You pet a feral dog on your way to another bar,
start developing a rat, and then you slam back seven
more shots of something. Get back to the book, getting
the jacuzzi, drink a bottle of wine. You wake up.
You have no idea what happened.
Speaker 3: M You still have that rash though, can't touch him,
can't touch him?
Speaker 2: Well, he shares the text exchange with his buddy Mikey yeah,
and Mikey, uh he quotes a great orator. He says, well,
maybe she's a quote unquote free spirit. Saw what you
did there, Mikey.
Speaker 1: Man here, I am thinking he was going to we
could go Billy Crystal or Barack Obama, maybe even Socrates
or something. Nope, he was talking about himself a great orator. Yeah, no,
you are, you are? I really believe that. But yes,
and then.
Speaker 3: You couldn't go ahead? Now okay, yeah, I want to.
Speaker 2: Talk about those texts, because that doesn't forgetting about sending
texts that doesn't pass the mustard for this podcaster. Would
that stand up in any court?
Speaker 1: I'm so blown away that you could be so confused
as to how these sea rats blacked out. I mean,
these these texts were sent moments before the drools started
to seep on the pillow.
Speaker 3: Of course they don't remember this. Did you want to.
Speaker 1: Do a a judge and defendant kind of Oh?
Speaker 2: I got better? Okay, all right? Uh mister Eddie, Oh
it's Senator John Kennedy. I see here you texted a woman.
Did you quote unquote wanted to drop huge loads on
her fight until she looked like ice cream melting? Did
I get that straight.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Your words not mine?
Speaker 3: Okay, fuck.
Speaker 2: Your words not mine.
Speaker 1: You know you've gotten more juvenile in your old age,
you think, so? Oh yeah, all right, let's get into
the thirtieth second of the show. We wake to a
customary sea rat morning us a ritual. It's a kind
of hangover to a dissociated point. Right, you have a
dry mouth and a dry brain, the fluid in your body.
It's like SpongeBob on land. But we reminisced through what
happened the night before. The guys are talking, the girls
are talking, and basically what happened is that Alicia's boyfriend,
he's he's in the garage right now.
Speaker 3: The car is running, and.
Speaker 2: Oh he's he's taking a tube out of the gas tank.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, big times.
Speaker 2: You know what. That's a sad way to go it is.
Speaker 1: He's driving. He drives a Tesla, though, so it'll be okay.
Alicia says that she knows her boyfriend is cool with
her flirting with people, but texting that you can't get
someone out of your head might have gone a little
bit too far.
Speaker 2: How about laying next to a guy while you're drinking
wine and then calling him, babe, Yeah, where's that's it? Well?
Speaker 1: Also, maybe like if I was a boyfriend, I'd be like, yeah,
that' stuff's cool.
Speaker 3: Why did you get like emotionally violent towards.
Speaker 1: The woman that was kissing him?
Speaker 3: That wasn't you. That's a little weird.
Speaker 1: But Ben is pissed that Eddie.
Speaker 3: Got a little smooch from Jenna.
Speaker 1: Now I would say to Ben, that's what happens when
you act like a bitch. You take the night off.
You can't be a poopy pants, you a little punk.
Speaker 2: I think Ben needed that though. He need that because
he needs a reset. He really does.
Speaker 1: No good deed goes unpunished, though, because the fan is
out in the oven. We'll get to that in a second.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was gonna say, Mikey somehow becomes the
moral compass on the boat because he feels a need
to remind Alicia multiple times that she's acting like a
very bad girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Mikey, kindly fuck off?
Speaker 3: I mean, what, what what is going on?
Speaker 1: You don't need to, like as a man earnestly dressed
down a woman for how she's a woman. You don't know,
for how she's acting in her role as girlfriend. That's
like so bizarre to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you leave it up to Harrison and if he
wants to pull his car into a garage and close
the door.
Speaker 1: Which he does, and you know, yeah, that's between them
star crossed lovers.
Speaker 3: All right. So Ben is.
Speaker 1: One of these people that needs to be in a
zen environment. I don't know what world he's living in,
but he said those words. He said that the delays
have been on the discombobulation of the kitchen because of.
Speaker 3: Ellie.
Speaker 2: Oh he did blame that on her a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well this was a side swipe.
Speaker 2: Is Ellie really? I mean, but he did two charters
before she ever showed up. How's he explained away that? Well, uh,
when he was kind of explaining, what I took away
from it is that him finally getting this kitchen in
order was a metaphor for him wanting to get his
life in order.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: And that oven fan shitting out still in the metaphor
was his fiance fiance blowing that dude two weeks before the.
Speaker 1: Winning out.
Speaker 2: Metaphors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this has nothing to do with that. Can you
imagine that just this sounds the tonsil screaming for help
and he's like, what is going on? You know, fifty
thousand dollars wedding? My god? All right, so we move
on to Jenna's first mustache being Eddie. Jennet is my
favorite person on this show. She is totally chill, totally fine.
Had a great time with Eddie, right, a little smooch.
But the thing about Jenna is that she finds Eddie's
blue collar ways disgusting and beneath her she is. She's
a kind of like an aristocratic sea rat.
Speaker 3: She is disgusted by the poor.
Speaker 1: She's disgusted by people that.
Speaker 2: Work with their hands, but yet she's attracted to that type.
Speaker 3: Not really.
Speaker 2: How about chef Ben.
Speaker 1: Well, I can't remember who said this, but.
Speaker 3: If you work with your hands, you're a laborer.
Speaker 1: If you work with your hands and your mind, you're Jesus,
you're a craftsman. If you work with your hands, your
heart and your mind, you're an artist. Ben, I think
to Jenna, because he's a delusional sea rat who has
contempt for the poor even though she's poor. Thinks that
Ben is an artist, some kind of high flyer.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, well, look, every rich lady has sex with
the pool guy, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, they have great abdominal strength, lug pulling
that net through the water.
Speaker 3: It's a good workout.
Speaker 1: So we get to the cell phone of it all,
and because Eddie was legitimately blacked out, he forgot that
he sent a couple of hail Mary's at three am,
one of which said I would drop her in a
second to be an alien with you, which I don't understand.
And I don't know if that's a foreign thing or
I mean, calen, your mother's British doesn't make any sense alone?
Speaker 2: Maybe a misspelling alone? Yeah, did you mean to say
there alone?
Speaker 3: Number one answer?
Speaker 2: I get that straight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would be alien with you. I mean, how
could he remember? I don't even know what that means
he meant to say alone. But the worst I didn't
think that Mikey was going to be such a gossipy
bitch when I wrote this note.
Speaker 3: But the worst person you could be transparent about this
with is Joao.
Speaker 1: Because Juau is Jua is a snake in the grass.
You can trust no one on this boat, especially not Joao. Okay,
I think you can trust Jenna. I think Jenna would
go to the fucking grave with stuff. I love Jenna anyways,
Joe Aw and Daisy, We once again bring up these
edicts that the two of them follow at being not
banging the crew. What's what's especially ironic, especially ironic, is
that these edicts, while they they mean nothing, they're empty,
they're they're they're kind of like saltines. These these these edicts,
they'll break them with each other in a few short weeks.
It's really really exciting stuff. I'm looking forward to it now.
Speaker 3: They I believe.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, We get up to this moment where
Alicia overhears Mikey gossiping.
Speaker 2: Well, and then this was weird because then because I
guess she overheard it, Juwaw then says, you know what,
while we're all here, come on over.
Speaker 1: I think Mikey was the one. I don't know who's
I think Mikey was the one that said sit down.
And then we start this Lord of the Flies, you know,
a half circle of shame, which was this. There was
a moment where I saw Mikey doing this high wire
thing where he was like, this is inappropriate. How am
I going to pull this off? And then he just
continued doing it. Anyways, like, let's sit a female co
worker down and condemn her for being disloyal to her boyfriend,
while the other two guys, Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like in judgment. Yeah, what the fuck are you guys?
By the way, how about your buddy over there, Eddie.
Isn't he guilty for texting a girl that has a boyfriend?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Nuts stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, Mikey, I like.
Speaker 1: Alicia flips understandably, and Daisy has to intervene Mikey after
being condemned Alicia screaming at him, Daisy, screaming at him,
continues to go down the hall and gossip with I
believe Jenna. Yes, it's just really really the the rumor
and the lip filler need.
Speaker 3: To there's no need for either. Mikey.
Speaker 1: I would say, you're you're a handsome young man. Let's
just cut it out.
Speaker 2: Now because you did a good job here, you know,
He warns him, like, cut it out, knock it off.
None of your f and business.
Speaker 1: So we have to take a moment, and we have
to stop, pause and take a breath to get to
the press. Friend Shape mag The founders of Pink Magazine
are on their way. Mecca and Joy. Mecca has high
standards and Joy is the mean one. That's what they said,
now we'll find out.
Speaker 3: We'll see.
Speaker 1: Mecca seems like the one that's kind of a monster
but excited a crown queen Bee. But speaking of B,
there's one that's just named B. That's right. I want
to just be named a letter.
Speaker 3: Just call me D.
Speaker 2: Be much easier at the DMV.
Speaker 3: Yes, and.
Speaker 2: How about Starbucks? Your name D?
Speaker 1: D E?
Speaker 3: No D Yeah?
Speaker 1: These Starbucks people.
Speaker 2: My wife I coached up. By the way, this is
for anybody who frequents places where they need to write
your name on a goddamn cup or I'm Bob, but
thank you. Don't try and say your name for them
to write it on the goddamn bag or cup. My
wife used to go, Shari, you should see how confusing
that would be for people. I said, say your name
is Kat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. I'm a little flummixed by what are
are band with. For the horseshit that goes on at Starbucks,
we're immediately accosted with a request for our name. Why
do you need my name? I'm gonna drive through, why
do you need my name? Does Carls Junior ask me
what my name is when I'm ordering too much fucking
cancerous meat? Patties. No, it's just a sequential thing. And
then we get up and it's the tip thing. It's
always the tip thing.
Speaker 3: Well, what is this snooty coffee house serving over roasted
beans and pink strawberry drinks? I've had enough.
Speaker 2: I haven't been to Starbucks in ten years.
Speaker 3: That's a lie.
Speaker 2: I haven't been inside of Starbucks in ten years.
Speaker 1: That's not true. You used to go get cake pops
with Ellie all the time.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, her mother gets her cake pops.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Those are good, though, are they? You just eat one?
It's so good?
Speaker 1: Really, all you need is one? Do you go in
one in one blow? Or do you know?
Speaker 2: You gotta just take your time with that?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: How many bites you take out of a cake? Like? No,
that's crazy, that's way too many bites. I don't think
so small little bites from you? Wow, I don't even
I don't want to see that. This is a bad
show so far, right, I love it?
Speaker 3: Okay, So we get to Mikey and Ellie.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say they want five star service, and
I was like, whoa boy, Daisy's gonna really need to
put those SIGs down for this one.
Speaker 1: Five bites out of a fucking cakes. It's crazy, all right,
Mikey and Ellie. Mikey is really into Ellie and he's
really encouraged that she likes him to He's gonna be disappointed, yeah,
he is. Ellie is smitten by him as well. Now
I'm kidding, he's He's a tiny little brit She wants
to not just be.
Speaker 3: With Chuao but just ate his seed. So it's a
very very intense thing.
Speaker 1: She feels for you, intense. Mikey sits down with his
two bosses he has called to have a little performance review,
and he is reprimanded and says that he needs to
make this well.
Speaker 2: Well, they threatened to fire him.
Speaker 3: They threatened to fire him, and know in certain terms.
Speaker 1: And Mikey says, I've got to make this work because
I've got a string of career opportunities that I have
seen falter and I'm not about to give this one.
Speaker 2: Up because there's nothing left. There's no other jobs left.
He's hit rock bottom.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: The only job left is working at Amazon and cleaning
the anal beads that get returned. M hm, how did
this remote control get tangled in this thing?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: I was talking to somebody recently who had knew someone
that worked at a factory in Amazon factory, and he
said they didn't take their security very seriously because they
presented this illusion of security but not they didn't have
a really robust security there. And I was thinking, well, yeah,
you're attempting to go rob at Amazon facility. How I
would be struck with confusion the second I walked in there.
It's just all these boxes. Who knows what that? I
don't know where to go. I got. I robbed a factory.
I got a bunch of anal beads exactly. I got
anal beads, aqua for and cans cans of dyed coke.
Speaker 3: When I thought I was going to hit a jackpot.
Speaker 2: When we had a DA in LA that decided jail
shouldn't exist frequently, we were is it by the oh,
this is very quaint title porch pirates and they would
regularly just take any Amazon river it was on there,
And boy did they when they would open those boxes
and just find baby wipes. Yeah, it a windfall the
homeless camp.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well good on the ass though, I guess so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would continue.
Speaker 1: To rob you if it was baby wipes and I
was a bum, you know, keep that shitter clean. All right,
this is a bad episode, right, not at all?
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you?
Speaker 1: All right. So Mikey goes through his string of careers
vaguely broadly military, not sure what happened there, and then
it's just a cavalcade of nonsense. He did yoga, he
did human trafficking, he did gray robbing. All of them
he was bad at. So now he's landed at Sea
Rat and this has to fucking work.
Speaker 3: I think it will. I think he's a great addition
of the show.
Speaker 1: All right, So we get to you a little porch.
Speaking of porch pirates, porch searettes, these these searets go
out to sit on a bench. Ellie's asked to go
out for a glass of wine with ch Wow.
Speaker 2: Why would she think that this was gonna be just
him and her?
Speaker 3: She's out of her mind?
Speaker 1: Okay, Alicia has asked as well.
Speaker 3: Now this is yeah, yeah, everyone, this is.
Speaker 1: A funny moment with Alicia. Alicia's fatigued, spent a day,
she's been uh, she's been encircled and shamed. She's had
to work all day.
Speaker 3: It's been a lot.
Speaker 1: So when Joel says, money, you come outside. She says,
I'm really tired, and he says, oh, there's gonna be
wine there. She says, so I do like wine, and
that pulls her outside very very quickly.
Speaker 2: And what a better way to put down the rumors
and judgment of being an overflirtacious girlfriend. Yeah, then to
go outside and lay and rest your head on a
mail in front of cameras. Really not stuck, Yeah, Harris,
And I hope you're okay. Yeah, I hope you are
watching the show with his family.
Speaker 1: Again.
Speaker 3: Light whatever you can for this young man.
Speaker 1: Okay. Jenna and Alicia I get to know one another
and Batool is there too, Batools not in the show,
not really. Jenna asks her about Eddie and Alicia says
it's nothing. I don't say that, but she says, to
prove to you, I'm going to give you my cell phone.
You can read through the texts, okay, wherein she calls
Jenna a safe bet out and Eddie refers to Jenna
as something he would leave to go be an alien
for in a second. So Jenna's not not really thrilled
with this. And I wouldn't fault Jenna for you know,
she's she's got to pull off a general green this
kind of thing here where she's got an enemy, and
Ellie she's got an enemy, and Eddie she's got an
enemy and Alicia and I don't think you know, usually
there's this thing where if you're quarreling or have animosity
towards numerous people, you have to look inward. I don't
think Jenna's done anything wrong. Now, these sea rats are
just not up to her level.
Speaker 2: Well, I think she has double ick here, and I
would be hard pressed to believe that she will ever
give Eddie any more attention.
Speaker 3: M M yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1: But I when you brought this up earlier, I thought
you were referring to the total boat. Oh no, Eddie's gonna.
Speaker 3: Be fine with Alisha. I think I think they're gonna
have baby.
Speaker 2: I think this opens the door for Ben.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Now Alicia says, I'm really horny. I need
to use my vibrator. What are we What are your
thoughts on bringing a vibrator to to work?
Speaker 2: Well? I one time one of my clients when I
a long time ago, I found it under her car
seat in a ziploc bag. So I think a lot
of women might take it to work with them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and get in the comments and let us know.
Let's get to the next morning. Mikey continues with the gossip.
It's really really unbelievable stuff from him. But Ben is
not getting an oven for another three days, so he's
gonna have to work around that.
Speaker 2: This is his redemption moment. We have probably some of
the toughest charter guests of all season. He's down an oven.
Let's face facts here. He's been pretty not on his
game all season.
Speaker 3: Give him four ovens. This doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: This is his Rocky Verstrago moment. Yeah, he needs to
pull this off if he's ever gonna be his old self.
Speaker 3: And in that bout Apollo Creed dies.
Speaker 2: That's at the beginning of the movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, I don't know the Rockies that way.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll say this, this is what's funny about the Rockies.
He must have written that script just in one day.
It literally has four montages in it in the movies,
an hour and twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can I say I'm not the biggest Sly guy. I
don't really think I've ever really enjoyed anything all that
much with Sly. I wouldn't quite put him in a
Nick Cage level, Like, I just don't want to do
Nick Cage stuff. Really, you know, they burn you out.
Adaptation is great, but like you know, people talk to
me about Moonstruck and stuff and you put it on
and it's just like, I don't need this.
Speaker 2: I agree with it.
Speaker 3: I don't need you know.
Speaker 2: You get excited about an actor and you're like, you know,
I'm gonna go see everything they're in, and then you
start going, I'm gonna skip that one. I think if
Leo's in another stinker, he's in jeopardy of being another
one of them.
Speaker 1: He's not in stinkers. Look up? Was a stinker? Or
don't look up? Yeah?
Speaker 2: You liked one battle after another? Digit I haven't heard
one person say that they enjoyed that.
Speaker 1: Uh the more I watched it, the more I enjoyed it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's quite a review.
Speaker 3: Well, it's like every movie this year.
Speaker 1: I mean, people go nuts about these movies, and it's like,
did we forget what a good movie? Like Centers is
good at one battle and after another is good? I mean,
what are we talking about? Though? Yeah? My god, we
could talk about movies till the cows come home, but
we're not here talking about this is way more important.
Speaker 2: That oven's not working.
Speaker 1: So the oven's not working, and he's spiraling already. He's
going on, what are we gonna do? What I know,
shrimp spring roll, and this is becoming his mookeka.
Speaker 3: This is a problem.
Speaker 1: It's not quite as disgusting as a fish soup, but
it's an odd thing to come back to time and
time again. I think we've had three iterations of the
shrimp spring roll at this point. I think we're six
episodes into the season. So that's a really good clip.
That's show heyw taani numbers. Okay, that's really really impressive.
Speaker 2: Now I want to get to the tender tangle.
Speaker 1: Yes, because well, first I think, well, the charter guests arrive,
oh yeah, sorry to I think a leaky Lee song
or something, and the music budget on all these shows
is just really and really quickly, I just want to say,
with Daisy's giving them a tour, there's this little trick
that she pulls where she says, we have vip twins
back here.
Speaker 2: Vip.
Speaker 1: That's that's an it's an oxymoron. Okay, don't try to
polish that turn like that. To me, okay, all right,
good catch.
Speaker 3: So anyways, let's get to tender gig.
Speaker 2: Okay. I watched these episodes with a very very microscopic
keen eye to pick up every little detail. And there's
one thing that I really hate about reality TV, and
occasionally Below Deck does dip their toes into this, which
is stage drama, particularly when they have to dock or
they feel the needs sometimes to create some kind of
unnecessary drama because I hate all this stuff that happens
on the outside of the boat, which happens takes place
in that galley when the guests are pissed. All the
tomfoolery that takes place with just the sea rats is
good enough. So we have the lines get tangled of
the tenders. Oh my god, we might lose one of
those goddamn things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hmm.
Speaker 2: How did a go pro get attached to the back
of one of the tenders. Yeah, at the perfect angle
to be facing towards the boat that they're tracking and
be turned on simultaneously. Oh well interesting, that's wow. What
a They must have fallen over at their good luck,
in their good fortune that they were able to get
that shot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's one of those things where like you know,
you always have to wipe down in the back of
the toilets, right, nobody's looking back there. But no, it's
a sign of it's a sign of, you know, professionalism.
They always have to turn the gop pros on that
are fixed to the back of the tender and what
they constantly get this footage. We can't even use this,
but today is the reason why you do it?
Speaker 2: Gotcha?
Speaker 3: No, I'm with you.
Speaker 1: I mean this was contrived to hords shit, huh quite
a bit?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no more of this, don't do it?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: So Daisy heads in and tells Ben that they want food,
and I want to apologize to absolutely no one for
calling them bitches.
Speaker 3: Now we'll see next week.
Speaker 1: Did you see the trailer for next week?
Speaker 2: Okay, unfucking believable. You If you don't think that that
was a gigantic tease of them telling him after he
panics that he actually did an amazing meal, then you're
a fool.
Speaker 1: Oh I think no, I think it was real.
Speaker 2: You think they're going to tell him they did not
he did not meet their standards?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think so. How could it be anything else?
He's horrible?
Speaker 2: He did something really smart here though, which we haven't
seen a chef do in a while, which is, do
not take any chances. Ben sit down with the primary
and create that menu with her.
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, he's sitting down with her and she's like,
what's a dessert that you know we can't say no to?
And he says a apple pie? The fuck are you
talking about? I thought she said, name a dessert that
you do the best or we can't not like we'll see. Listen,
they've been demanding, but thus far again we would be
even more demanded.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The reason why is I don't have a problem
with any of their requests.
Speaker 3: Me neither.
Speaker 1: But there Jenna brings it up at the at the
beach picnic. She goes, I can't get a read on Mecca.
She just seems miserable about everything. It's a good point,
all right. So we're immediately hungry, and it's probably around noon.
Daisy goes, thank you for letting me know that you're hungry.
How about waiting two hours or something like that. They go, No,
that's not gonna work, so please bring some food up.
And when she tells Ben they want food, he jabs
back a little bit at her, But Daisy, Daisy gets
to eight or nine so quickly. It's nuts. Am I wrong?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: I would too, because she's the face of service and
if you don't like conflict, she's the one that has
to deal with it. He doesn't, he gets the high
down there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so nuts. But they throw some shrimp spring
rolls in and all is going well. The only problem
is that they gave this group of what eight women.
Speaker 3: Ten spring rolls.
Speaker 2: Maybe I wish it was that many. I thought I
saw like six on six.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so they're gonna need more.
Speaker 1: And we say this a lot, but I'm really I'm
fatigued by the gas lighting of people saying that this
is an incredible vacation. They brought up six spring rolls
and there's no protestation in the beginning because obviously you're
going to bring up more, right, and then no, you
come to find no, that was it. That's all they
planned on doing. That was the food you asked for?
Speaker 2: Am I crazy? Dylan? Or in the past have chefs
prepared of course?
Speaker 1: Okay, always there's Cannapi's charcouterie fruit and always.
Speaker 2: And this is the only boat that's ever had a
Sioux chef. We've had chefs that work alone and still
do this.
Speaker 1: I know it's bananas. So it's beach picnic time, and
Ben's just got such a despite not having anything ready
for them, he is just so put upon by this
request to get them food. It's just insane.
Speaker 3: He's such a.
Speaker 1: Deva, this guy. It's crazy. We get ready for the
beach picnic and Buttoole, who's not on the show, gives
us another sa rat history.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, no, we get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're good. Picnic set up, and then Eddie apologized
to Jenna. I don't think she really accepted it.
Speaker 3: She doesn't care.
Speaker 2: I don't think which is the worst that someone can be. Yep,
like when someone could care less about you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Amanda, Amanda being Yeah, Amanda being asked about
Kyle's cheating.
Speaker 2: I don't give a shit.
Speaker 3: Who knows?
Speaker 1: Maybe not sure, but yeah, next week we'll find out
whether or not.
Speaker 2: Ben, you don't want to talk about this lunch. By
the way, do you have any thoughts on it?
Speaker 3: I didn't really.
Speaker 1: I didn't get that good of a look.
Speaker 3: They seem to like it. They did a bit.
Speaker 2: Just seems like your regular you know, back of roady.
Speaker 1: Pasta salin yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, No, there's a caesar, yeah,
a little caesar, yeah yeah. The thing about and I don't know,
it's getting exhausting to the audience at this point, but
it's it's an important reminder once again, this is not
a good vacation. This is not worth the money. Okay,
So you're going to a beach picnic and if you
had gone to let's say, let's do this. So what
does this vacation cost? Forty grand? Fifty grand? Yeah, so
let's spend ten dollars, maybe even fifteen at a really
nice resort. You're going to be weighted on hand and foot,
You're going to be handed warm towels between bites. But
rather you've subjected yourself to blackout drunks who do not
remember what they're doing. Then I previously they're sweating out
vodka and you're being served warm manhaisee pasta salad that
is shrink wrapped and sweating. Okay, don't go on these vacations,
but continue too because we.
Speaker 3: Love the show. Get in the comments, let us know
what you thought about the episode.
Speaker 1: And until next time, I'm doing say goodbye, Pat, Say
goodbye God.
Speaker 2: Dayl