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Speaker 1: Alicia says that she knows her boyfriend is cool with

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they're flirting with people, but texting that you can't get

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someone out of your head might have gone a little

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Speaker 2: How about laying next to a guy while you're drinking

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wine and then calling him babe? Yeah, where's that's it? Well?

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Speaker 1: Also, maybe like if I was a boyfriend, I'd be like, yeah,

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that's stuffs cool.

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Speaker 3: Why did you get like emotionally violent.

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Speaker 1: Towards the woman that was kissing him? It wasn't you.

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Speaker 3: That's a little weird.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Lo and welcome to another brand spanking new episode

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of that TV. I'm Dylan. That is pat great to

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be here, Christ to come aboard Cal the gret Klen

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is here behind the ones and twos. He what an

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episode we have this evening? Oh what a Joyce episode

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we have this evening. We are welcoming Mecca and the gang.

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That's a name.

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Speaker 2: Huh Well I like the name Joy. Yeah, mm hmm,

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well names are interesting. When I heard the name Joy,

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I was like, how can you be a horrible person

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if your name is Joy?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 2: I mean I'm not speaking of Joy. The charter guests

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I haven't haven't met her yet right, But you know

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you can name your kid Happy. Have you ever ridden

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obituary where someone jumped off a building and their name

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was Happy? I don't think so. Yeah, yeah yeah, it

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almost sets you up for life to be a good person.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you were writing an obituary about an asshole

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named Happy, there would be this kind of tug of

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war with the irony there that you're like, I got

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to be irrespectful.

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Speaker 2: But my god, so I think if I ever have

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another kid, I'm gonna call him Smiley. Okay, I'm not

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gonna be like Nick Cannon. I think he named one

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of his fucking kids like.

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Speaker 1: Car Park or something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, something stupid like that. Now that kid can

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be an asshole.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Piston, yeah, Piston.

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Speaker 2: No, I think he literally called him car Park.

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Speaker 3: No, no, you didn't, guys.

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Speaker 1: Listen. Patreon dot com slash another podcast network, has behind

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or you know, I want to stop framing it as

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behind this wall. You know this is open. There is

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no moat. This is just an open door. You can

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come go to Patreon dot com not you can come

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in this.

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Speaker 2: You can come in and this is what we're gonna

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do to start teasing you. Mother, efforts. Yeah, Dylan and

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I want to grow this goddamn show, and the only

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way we can do that is if you guys start,

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I guess, not crossing anything, but start helping us out

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a little bit, you know, throw a little in the

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hopper for the two of us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And

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so we're gonna start teasing you with the stuff, giving

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you little nibblets of what the others are getting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Shari has many pelotons, and I've asked for one

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and pat has vya. Shari said, no, you can't have them.

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I said, you don't need five, and he said it's

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none of your fucking business.

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Speaker 3: But I do want a rowing machine.

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Speaker 1: So if you guys can go to Patreon dot com,

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Slade another podcast network. All joking aside, we have Love

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is Blind. We're starting summer House there, and yeah, there's

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lots of fun content coming to the free feet of

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Bad TV. Bachelorette is starting, and Rhode Island is coming

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down the pike.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot trying to talk us into doing season

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three and Mormon Wise Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Well, there's a lot of fun stuff. But

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patroon dot com, Slash another podcast network. Donate a little

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or a little bit more. I got a grizzly note

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from my doctor. We got to talk about this on APS.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, is it bad news?

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Speaker 1: It's not bad news. It's just one of these like

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thirty five is obviously not elderly. But but this is

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the first kind of fracture in my youth from a

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medical lens.

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Speaker 3: Like we're talking.

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Speaker 1: No one's ever used the word statin when referencing my health.

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Oh boy, and that is anyways, Well, we'll talk about it.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you this, Dylan, enjoy the next five years.

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You hit forty, it's all all down block.

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Speaker 1: Me, all right, Kaylin's a young man. What are you?

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Speaker 3: Twenty three?

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Speaker 1: I will be thirty four in April? Ye, all right,

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let's get I think, and I always tracking my age

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sometimes thirty three Jesus Christ, yeah, thirty four. Okay, I forget.

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Speaker 3: Evidently all right, Mecca and the gang.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's the name. Come to this boat, which I

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don't know that we know this boat?

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Speaker 3: What's it called?

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Speaker 2: I forget? Who cares?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Did you hear by the way, that guy is suing

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bravamil Good luck with that one, pal.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember signing that contract that was the size

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of a phone book. All right, right, it said they

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can do anything they want to you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well not sexually assault, but who knows if he was,

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you know, I mean, what did this guy? Can male

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sea rats get sexually assaulted? I mean, I guess they can,

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but they're usually they kind of monopolized the sexual assault.

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Speaker 2: I don't think Wait, I got maybe I got this

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story wrong. I thought he didn't like that he was

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portrayed as sexually assaulting someone.

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Speaker 1: Because that's what I was what I was thinking. I

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was like, I thought you were a creep or something. Anyways,

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I thought it was a fantastic episode. Alicia's boyfriend Harrison,

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we must pray for I think it's lent right now.

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Speaker 3: This is a holy period.

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Speaker 1: We should light some incense some what did the Three

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Wise Men murr?

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Speaker 3: And what?

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Speaker 1: Frankinson?

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Speaker 3: Just light whatever? Right for him?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I wanted to. I wish I warned him dating

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a sea rat. If you're dating a sea rat, your

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relationship is about as solid as jello.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, which you can smush right through that shit.

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Speaker 3: H Sorry, Harrison, Sorry, sorry, Harrison. Yeah, so we've got that,

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Speaker 1: Just in a I've never really seen this trick pulled. So, okay,

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I got something something in there. I've never seen this

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trick polled where a dish is offered right, and they go,

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can we have some more of that? And then you

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just take less of the dish, but you cut it

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into little pieces and then you give it to them

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as a way to try to trick the paying guests

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into Ben is firing on all cylinders, and I mean,

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you know, incompetently, but it's really really a joy to watch.

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Speaker 2: A few of these characters are doing that same show.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure, Mikey is my goodness, gracious did

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the lip filler meet the character tonight? They were just

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in complete unity. It was like super saying four ninety pots.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, I mirror a lot of your knots. Mikey,

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Where did you come from? You gossipy little bitch. You're

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a son of a bitch. If you ever did this

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to me, I'd beat the shit out of you. But

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you're not doing it. You're doing it to Alicia, So

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I'm fully enjoying it. I had no idea you had

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this in you. Yeah, so bravo. Unabashed, he was told

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to stop gossiping and what did he do? He ran

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down the hallway and continued gossiping.

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Speaker 1: I know, my god, it's like trying to tell a

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bull to stop doing something. They won't even listen. They'll

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just keep doing it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, now, on Eddie, I don't know what

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this man was thinking. Obviously an amateur. He destroyed any

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chance with any romance with anybody on the boat. Why

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don't you keep your goddamn mouth shut?

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Speaker 3: Na, sea rats have the memory of a goldfish. He'll

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I think it's just he's going to

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be left to himself in that goddamn goofy haircut. No, no, no,

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all right, lastly, be ben ben ben be Okay, don't

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we usually have food awaiting guests when they arrive on

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the boat. We don't assume that they've had a hearty

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breakfast that bore. And even so if they did, alright, right, right,

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what about some finger foods?

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Speaker 1: And also, he said, it's not my fault they didn't

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eat breakfast. So I know that these are your pots,

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but I feel a little I want to apologize for

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the negligent coverage of last week's meal.

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Speaker 3: We discussed the kind of car crash as.

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Speaker 1: All of the meals have been, which was a coconut

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savice with caviar going into I believe a a gspat

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show and an assault. It was all over the place.

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the Cowboy Dinner. Ben for the Cowboy Dinner, did not

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serve tomahawk steaks, did not serve fire like charboiled corn,

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suck attash whatever.

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Speaker 2: You You don't think John Wayne ate caviar.

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Speaker 3: I think John Wayne ate caviar.

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Speaker 1: I don't think the people he was emulating out there

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on the Range eight cavea A just it dawned on

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me after our coverage, what an insane human being this

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is to serve coconut savice on Cowboy Night?

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Speaker 3: What the fuck are you doing?

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Speaker 2: I'll say, it's amazing.

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Speaker 1: I've been crying out for this, and I think the

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producers really do listen to the show. We can't have

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these chefs that are doing a good job anymore. We

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can't do that.

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Speaker 2: Who could have predicted Chef Ben, the beloved chef. Some

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would say that he may have launched this series with

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his wit, his cooking awesomeness.

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Speaker 1: That same person would be non consensually spraying shit on

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your windshield and then asking you to pay them for it.

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Speaker 2: Have that happen every Wednesday when I'm downtown? Very annoying?

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Yeah yeah, all right, we're else? Am I with us?

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This was a great episode. I mean, I want to

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say Captain Hotpants got in the mud a little bit,

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talking shit about the charter guests wanting food. God for yeah,

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five star service.

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Speaker 1: Wow, And they are bitches. But but you know it's fine.

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Speaker 2: You're paying that much. And I do believe they are

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back to charging these charter guests. Oh really, I think so.

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Speaker 1: No, listen, no one would be a bigger bitch than

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us if we went on this charter.

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Speaker 3: True, you know, so I'm all for it.

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Speaker 2: Okay. I enjoyed the episode. I think the charter guests

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are a delight.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? All right?

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Speaker 3: Out of your mind?

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Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna give it fourteen knots.

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lot of meanwhiles at the top. Those are my notes

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for whiusewives.

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Speaker 2: All right, I'll get a sorry yep. Okay. So we

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wake up the next morning, and for some reason, if

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this is often the case, multiple sea rats have amnesia.

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They don't remember what the hell happens on those nights out.

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Speaker 3: Well, no, that's what happens when you black out.

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Speaker 2: Oh right, right right, yeah, yeah, So Eddie doesn't even

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remember that text exchange going back for somehow, I don't

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know how that works.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you.

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Speaker 1: You slam back two beers at dinner, maybe a celebratory shot.

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You pet a feral dog on your way to another bar,

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start developing a rat, and then you slam back seven

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more shots of something. Get back to the book, getting

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the jacuzzi, drink a bottle of wine. You wake up.

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You have no idea what happened.

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Speaker 3: M You still have that rash though, can't touch him,

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can't touch him?

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Speaker 2: Well, he shares the text exchange with his buddy Mikey yeah,

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and Mikey, uh he quotes a great orator. He says, well,

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maybe she's a quote unquote free spirit. Saw what you

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did there, Mikey.

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Speaker 1: Man here, I am thinking he was going to we

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could go Billy Crystal or Barack Obama, maybe even Socrates

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or something. Nope, he was talking about himself a great orator. Yeah, no,

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you are, you are? I really believe that. But yes,

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and then.

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Speaker 3: You couldn't go ahead? Now okay, yeah, I want to.

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Speaker 2: Talk about those texts, because that doesn't forgetting about sending

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texts that doesn't pass the mustard for this podcaster. Would

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that stand up in any court?

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Speaker 1: I'm so blown away that you could be so confused

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as to how these sea rats blacked out. I mean,

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these these texts were sent moments before the drools started

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to seep on the pillow.

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Speaker 3: Of course they don't remember this. Did you want to.

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Speaker 1: Do a a judge and defendant kind of Oh?

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Speaker 2: I got better? Okay, all right? Uh mister Eddie, Oh

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it's Senator John Kennedy. I see here you texted a woman.

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Did you quote unquote wanted to drop huge loads on

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her fight until she looked like ice cream melting? Did

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I get that straight.

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Your words not mine?

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Speaker 3: Okay, fuck.

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Speaker 2: Your words not mine.

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Speaker 1: You know you've gotten more juvenile in your old age,

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you think, so? Oh yeah, all right, let's get into

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the thirtieth second of the show. We wake to a

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customary sea rat morning us a ritual. It's a kind

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of hangover to a dissociated point. Right, you have a

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dry mouth and a dry brain, the fluid in your body.

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It's like SpongeBob on land. But we reminisced through what

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happened the night before. The guys are talking, the girls

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are talking, and basically what happened is that Alicia's boyfriend,

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he's he's in the garage right now.

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Speaker 3: The car is running, and.

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Speaker 2: Oh he's he's taking a tube out of the gas tank.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, big times.

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Speaker 2: You know what. That's a sad way to go it is.

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Speaker 1: He's driving. He drives a Tesla, though, so it'll be okay.

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Alicia says that she knows her boyfriend is cool with

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her flirting with people, but texting that you can't get

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someone out of your head might have gone a little

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bit too far.

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Speaker 2: How about laying next to a guy while you're drinking

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wine and then calling him, babe, Yeah, where's that's it? Well?

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Speaker 1: Also, maybe like if I was a boyfriend, I'd be like, yeah,

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that' stuff's cool.

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Speaker 3: Why did you get like emotionally violent towards.

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Speaker 1: The woman that was kissing him?

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Speaker 3: That wasn't you. That's a little weird.

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Speaker 1: But Ben is pissed that Eddie.

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Speaker 3: Got a little smooch from Jenna.

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Speaker 1: Now I would say to Ben, that's what happens when

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you act like a bitch. You take the night off.

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You can't be a poopy pants, you a little punk.

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Speaker 2: I think Ben needed that though. He need that because

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he needs a reset. He really does.

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Speaker 1: No good deed goes unpunished, though, because the fan is

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out in the oven. We'll get to that in a second.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was gonna say, Mikey somehow becomes the

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moral compass on the boat because he feels a need

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to remind Alicia multiple times that she's acting like a

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very bad girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, Mikey, kindly fuck off?

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Speaker 3: I mean, what, what what is going on?

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Speaker 1: You don't need to, like as a man earnestly dressed

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down a woman for how she's a woman. You don't know,

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for how she's acting in her role as girlfriend. That's

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like so bizarre to me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you leave it up to Harrison and if he

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wants to pull his car into a garage and close

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the door.

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Speaker 1: Which he does, and you know, yeah, that's between them

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star crossed lovers.

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Speaker 3: All right. So Ben is.

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Speaker 1: One of these people that needs to be in a

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zen environment. I don't know what world he's living in,

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but he said those words. He said that the delays

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have been on the discombobulation of the kitchen because of.

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Speaker 3: Ellie.

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Speaker 2: Oh he did blame that on her a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well this was a side swipe.

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Speaker 2: Is Ellie really? I mean, but he did two charters

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before she ever showed up. How's he explained away that? Well, uh,

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when he was kind of explaining, what I took away

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from it is that him finally getting this kitchen in

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order was a metaphor for him wanting to get his

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life in order.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh.

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Speaker 2: And that oven fan shitting out still in the metaphor

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was his fiance fiance blowing that dude two weeks before the.

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Speaker 1: Winning out.

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Speaker 2: Metaphors.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this has nothing to do with that. Can you

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imagine that just this sounds the tonsil screaming for help

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and he's like, what is going on? You know, fifty

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thousand dollars wedding? My god? All right, so we move

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on to Jenna's first mustache being Eddie. Jennet is my

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favorite person on this show. She is totally chill, totally fine.

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Had a great time with Eddie, right, a little smooch.

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But the thing about Jenna is that she finds Eddie's

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blue collar ways disgusting and beneath her she is. She's

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a kind of like an aristocratic sea rat.

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Speaker 3: She is disgusted by the poor.

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Speaker 1: She's disgusted by people that.

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Speaker 2: Work with their hands, but yet she's attracted to that type.

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Speaker 3: Not really.

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Speaker 2: How about chef Ben.

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Speaker 1: Well, I can't remember who said this, but.

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Speaker 3: If you work with your hands, you're a laborer.

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Speaker 1: If you work with your hands and your mind, you're Jesus,

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you're a craftsman. If you work with your hands, your

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heart and your mind, you're an artist. Ben, I think

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to Jenna, because he's a delusional sea rat who has

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contempt for the poor even though she's poor. Thinks that

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Ben is an artist, some kind of high flyer.

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Speaker 2: Right, yeah, well, look, every rich lady has sex with

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the pool guy, right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, they have great abdominal strength, lug pulling

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that net through the water.

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Speaker 3: It's a good workout.

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Speaker 1: So we get to the cell phone of it all,

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and because Eddie was legitimately blacked out, he forgot that

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he sent a couple of hail Mary's at three am,

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one of which said I would drop her in a

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second to be an alien with you, which I don't understand.

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And I don't know if that's a foreign thing or

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I mean, calen, your mother's British doesn't make any sense alone?

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Speaker 2: Maybe a misspelling alone? Yeah, did you mean to say

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there alone?

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Speaker 3: Number one answer?

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Speaker 2: I get that straight.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I would be alien with you. I mean, how

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could he remember? I don't even know what that means

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he meant to say alone. But the worst I didn't

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think that Mikey was going to be such a gossipy

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bitch when I wrote this note.

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Speaker 3: But the worst person you could be transparent about this

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with is Joao.

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Speaker 1: Because Juau is Jua is a snake in the grass.

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You can trust no one on this boat, especially not Joao. Okay,

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I think you can trust Jenna. I think Jenna would

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go to the fucking grave with stuff. I love Jenna anyways,

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Joe Aw and Daisy, We once again bring up these

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edicts that the two of them follow at being not

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banging the crew. What's what's especially ironic, especially ironic, is

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that these edicts, while they they mean nothing, they're empty,

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they're they're they're kind of like saltines. These these these edicts,

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they'll break them with each other in a few short weeks.

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It's really really exciting stuff. I'm looking forward to it now.

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Speaker 3: They I believe.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, We get up to this moment where

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Alicia overhears Mikey gossiping.

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Speaker 2: Well, and then this was weird because then because I

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guess she overheard it, Juwaw then says, you know what,

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while we're all here, come on over.

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Speaker 1: I think Mikey was the one. I don't know who's

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I think Mikey was the one that said sit down.

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And then we start this Lord of the Flies, you know,

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a half circle of shame, which was this. There was

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a moment where I saw Mikey doing this high wire

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thing where he was like, this is inappropriate. How am

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I going to pull this off? And then he just

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continued doing it. Anyways, like, let's sit a female co

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worker down and condemn her for being disloyal to her boyfriend,

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while the other two guys, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It's like in judgment. Yeah, what the fuck are you guys?

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By the way, how about your buddy over there, Eddie.

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Isn't he guilty for texting a girl that has a boyfriend?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Nuts stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, Mikey, I like.

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Speaker 1: Alicia flips understandably, and Daisy has to intervene Mikey after

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being condemned Alicia screaming at him, Daisy, screaming at him,

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continues to go down the hall and gossip with I

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believe Jenna. Yes, it's just really really the the rumor

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and the lip filler need.

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Speaker 3: To there's no need for either. Mikey.

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Speaker 1: I would say, you're you're a handsome young man. Let's

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just cut it out.

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Speaker 2: Now because you did a good job here, you know,

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He warns him, like, cut it out, knock it off.

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None of your f and business.

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Speaker 1: So we have to take a moment, and we have

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to stop, pause and take a breath to get to

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the press. Friend Shape mag The founders of Pink Magazine

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are on their way. Mecca and Joy. Mecca has high

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standards and Joy is the mean one. That's what they said,

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now we'll find out.

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Speaker 3: We'll see.

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Speaker 1: Mecca seems like the one that's kind of a monster

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but excited a crown queen Bee. But speaking of B,

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there's one that's just named B. That's right. I want

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to just be named a letter.

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Speaker 3: Just call me D.

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Speaker 2: Be much easier at the DMV.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and.

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Speaker 2: How about Starbucks? Your name D?

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Speaker 1: D E?

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Speaker 3: No D Yeah?

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Speaker 1: These Starbucks people.

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Speaker 2: My wife I coached up. By the way, this is

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for anybody who frequents places where they need to write

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your name on a goddamn cup or I'm Bob, but

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thank you. Don't try and say your name for them

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to write it on the goddamn bag or cup. My

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wife used to go, Shari, you should see how confusing

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that would be for people. I said, say your name

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00:24:25,039 --> 00:24:25,480
is Kat.

471
00:24:26,039 --> 00:24:32,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. I'm a little flummixed by what are

472
00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:36,680
are band with. For the horseshit that goes on at Starbucks,

473
00:24:37,279 --> 00:24:40,920
we're immediately accosted with a request for our name. Why

474
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,759
do you need my name? I'm gonna drive through, why

475
00:24:43,759 --> 00:24:46,680
do you need my name? Does Carls Junior ask me

476
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,200
what my name is when I'm ordering too much fucking

477
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:54,960
cancerous meat? Patties. No, it's just a sequential thing. And

478
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,200
then we get up and it's the tip thing. It's

479
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,279
always the tip thing.

480
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 3: Well, what is this snooty coffee house serving over roasted

481
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:08,839
beans and pink strawberry drinks? I've had enough.

482
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 2: I haven't been to Starbucks in ten years.

483
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:12,640
Speaker 3: That's a lie.

484
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 2: I haven't been inside of Starbucks in ten years.

485
00:25:15,559 --> 00:25:19,119
Speaker 1: That's not true. You used to go get cake pops

486
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:19,960
with Ellie all the time.

487
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,559
Speaker 2: No, no, no, her mother gets her cake pops.

488
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:24,680
Speaker 1: All right?

489
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,920
Speaker 2: Those are good, though, are they? You just eat one?

490
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:28,839
It's so good?

491
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 1: Really, all you need is one? Do you go in

492
00:25:31,519 --> 00:25:33,519
one in one blow? Or do you know?

493
00:25:33,559 --> 00:25:34,880
Speaker 2: You gotta just take your time with that?

494
00:25:35,079 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 3: Really?

495
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,839
Speaker 1: How many bites you take out of a cake? Like? No,

496
00:25:38,039 --> 00:25:42,279
that's crazy, that's way too many bites. I don't think

497
00:25:42,319 --> 00:25:46,759
so small little bites from you? Wow, I don't even

498
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:51,200
I don't want to see that. This is a bad

499
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:52,880
show so far, right, I love it?

500
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 3: Okay, So we get to Mikey and Ellie.

501
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,559
Speaker 2: I was gonna say they want five star service, and

502
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,680
I was like, whoa boy, Daisy's gonna really need to

503
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,799
put those SIGs down for this one.

504
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 1: Five bites out of a fucking cakes. It's crazy, all right,

505
00:26:09,759 --> 00:26:12,920
Mikey and Ellie. Mikey is really into Ellie and he's

506
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,799
really encouraged that she likes him to He's gonna be disappointed, yeah,

507
00:26:16,839 --> 00:26:20,319
he is. Ellie is smitten by him as well. Now

508
00:26:20,319 --> 00:26:23,480
I'm kidding, he's He's a tiny little brit She wants

509
00:26:23,559 --> 00:26:24,960
to not just be.

510
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 3: With Chuao but just ate his seed. So it's a

511
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,039
very very intense thing.

512
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 1: She feels for you, intense. Mikey sits down with his

513
00:26:33,799 --> 00:26:38,200
two bosses he has called to have a little performance review,

514
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,880
and he is reprimanded and says that he needs to

515
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,839
make this well.

516
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 2: Well, they threatened to fire him.

517
00:26:44,799 --> 00:26:46,880
Speaker 3: They threatened to fire him, and know in certain terms.

518
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 1: And Mikey says, I've got to make this work because

519
00:26:49,559 --> 00:26:53,559
I've got a string of career opportunities that I have

520
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,680
seen falter and I'm not about to give this one.

521
00:26:56,519 --> 00:27:01,039
Speaker 2: Up because there's nothing left. There's no other jobs left.

522
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:02,319
He's hit rock bottom.

523
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:02,599
Speaker 3: Yep.

524
00:27:02,839 --> 00:27:06,319
Speaker 2: The only job left is working at Amazon and cleaning

525
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:10,759
the anal beads that get returned. M hm, how did

526
00:27:10,759 --> 00:27:12,599
this remote control get tangled in this thing?

527
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 3: You know?

528
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,359
Speaker 1: I was talking to somebody recently who had knew someone

529
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:20,480
that worked at a factory in Amazon factory, and he

530
00:27:20,519 --> 00:27:25,200
said they didn't take their security very seriously because they

531
00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:28,400
presented this illusion of security but not they didn't have

532
00:27:28,519 --> 00:27:32,359
a really robust security there. And I was thinking, well, yeah,

533
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:38,160
you're attempting to go rob at Amazon facility. How I

534
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,759
would be struck with confusion the second I walked in there.

535
00:27:40,799 --> 00:27:43,240
It's just all these boxes. Who knows what that? I

536
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,920
don't know where to go. I got. I robbed a factory.

537
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:49,079
I got a bunch of anal beads exactly. I got

538
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,839
anal beads, aqua for and cans cans of dyed coke.

539
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,839
Speaker 3: When I thought I was going to hit a jackpot.

540
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,279
Speaker 2: When we had a DA in LA that decided jail

541
00:27:57,319 --> 00:28:00,880
shouldn't exist frequently, we were is it by the oh,

542
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:04,079
this is very quaint title porch pirates and they would

543
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:06,680
regularly just take any Amazon river it was on there,

544
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,000
And boy did they when they would open those boxes

545
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,160
and just find baby wipes. Yeah, it a windfall the

546
00:28:13,279 --> 00:28:13,920
homeless camp.

547
00:28:14,079 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, well good on the ass though, I guess so.

548
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would continue.

549
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,839
Speaker 1: To rob you if it was baby wipes and I

550
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:24,400
was a bum, you know, keep that shitter clean. All right,

551
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,279
this is a bad episode, right, not at all?

552
00:28:27,319 --> 00:28:28,160
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you?

553
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 1: All right. So Mikey goes through his string of careers

554
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:41,640
vaguely broadly military, not sure what happened there, and then

555
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,680
it's just a cavalcade of nonsense. He did yoga, he

556
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:47,839
did human trafficking, he did gray robbing. All of them

557
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,480
he was bad at. So now he's landed at Sea

558
00:28:50,599 --> 00:28:53,039
Rat and this has to fucking work.

559
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,119
Speaker 3: I think it will. I think he's a great addition

560
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:55,519
of the show.

561
00:28:56,519 --> 00:29:01,559
Speaker 1: All right, So we get to you a little porch.

562
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaking of porch pirates, porch searettes, these these searets go

563
00:29:05,839 --> 00:29:09,359
out to sit on a bench. Ellie's asked to go

564
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,640
out for a glass of wine with ch Wow.

565
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 2: Why would she think that this was gonna be just

566
00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:14,000
him and her?

567
00:29:15,279 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 3: She's out of her mind?

568
00:29:16,319 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: Okay, Alicia has asked as well.

569
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 3: Now this is yeah, yeah, everyone, this is.

570
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:26,519
Speaker 1: A funny moment with Alicia. Alicia's fatigued, spent a day,

571
00:29:26,839 --> 00:29:31,359
she's been uh, she's been encircled and shamed. She's had

572
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:32,240
to work all day.

573
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 3: It's been a lot.

574
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 1: So when Joel says, money, you come outside. She says,

575
00:29:35,359 --> 00:29:37,480
I'm really tired, and he says, oh, there's gonna be

576
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,599
wine there. She says, so I do like wine, and

577
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,519
that pulls her outside very very quickly.

578
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:46,279
Speaker 2: And what a better way to put down the rumors

579
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:51,759
and judgment of being an overflirtacious girlfriend. Yeah, then to

580
00:29:51,839 --> 00:29:56,960
go outside and lay and rest your head on a

581
00:29:57,039 --> 00:30:08,240
mail in front of cameras. Really not stuck, Yeah, Harris,

582
00:30:08,279 --> 00:30:10,000
And I hope you're okay. Yeah, I hope you are

583
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,119
watching the show with his family.

584
00:30:16,279 --> 00:30:16,599
Speaker 1: Again.

585
00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 3: Light whatever you can for this young man.

586
00:30:19,839 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: Okay. Jenna and Alicia I get to know one another

587
00:30:24,319 --> 00:30:26,599
and Batool is there too, Batools not in the show,

588
00:30:26,799 --> 00:30:30,000
not really. Jenna asks her about Eddie and Alicia says

589
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,160
it's nothing. I don't say that, but she says, to

590
00:30:33,279 --> 00:30:35,000
prove to you, I'm going to give you my cell phone.

591
00:30:35,039 --> 00:30:39,319
You can read through the texts, okay, wherein she calls

592
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:46,319
Jenna a safe bet out and Eddie refers to Jenna

593
00:30:46,359 --> 00:30:48,599
as something he would leave to go be an alien

594
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:53,400
for in a second. So Jenna's not not really thrilled

595
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:57,559
with this. And I wouldn't fault Jenna for you know,

596
00:30:57,839 --> 00:31:00,200
she's she's got to pull off a general green this

597
00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:02,319
kind of thing here where she's got an enemy, and

598
00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:04,119
Ellie she's got an enemy, and Eddie she's got an

599
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,799
enemy and Alicia and I don't think you know, usually

600
00:31:06,839 --> 00:31:10,559
there's this thing where if you're quarreling or have animosity

601
00:31:10,599 --> 00:31:12,480
towards numerous people, you have to look inward. I don't

602
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:15,680
think Jenna's done anything wrong. Now, these sea rats are

603
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:16,680
just not up to her level.

604
00:31:16,759 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 2: Well, I think she has double ick here, and I

605
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,200
would be hard pressed to believe that she will ever

606
00:31:22,279 --> 00:31:24,279
give Eddie any more attention.

607
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 3: M M yeah, I think so.

608
00:31:26,839 --> 00:31:30,039
Speaker 1: But I when you brought this up earlier, I thought

609
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:33,759
you were referring to the total boat. Oh no, Eddie's gonna.

610
00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:35,319
Speaker 3: Be fine with Alisha. I think I think they're gonna

611
00:31:35,319 --> 00:31:35,640
have baby.

612
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,119
Speaker 2: I think this opens the door for Ben.

613
00:31:38,079 --> 00:31:42,279
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Now Alicia says, I'm really horny. I need

614
00:31:42,319 --> 00:31:45,720
to use my vibrator. What are we What are your

615
00:31:45,759 --> 00:31:48,920
thoughts on bringing a vibrator to to work?

616
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 2: Well? I one time one of my clients when I

617
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:56,119
a long time ago, I found it under her car

618
00:31:56,119 --> 00:31:58,599
seat in a ziploc bag. So I think a lot

619
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,599
of women might take it to work with them.

620
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, and get in the comments and let us know.

621
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,680
Let's get to the next morning. Mikey continues with the gossip.

622
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:09,000
It's really really unbelievable stuff from him. But Ben is

623
00:32:09,079 --> 00:32:12,359
not getting an oven for another three days, so he's

624
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,240
gonna have to work around that.

625
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 2: This is his redemption moment. We have probably some of

626
00:32:18,039 --> 00:32:22,400
the toughest charter guests of all season. He's down an oven.

627
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,839
Let's face facts here. He's been pretty not on his

628
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,160
game all season.

629
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 3: Give him four ovens. This doesn't matter.

630
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:35,319
Speaker 2: This is his Rocky Verstrago moment. Yeah, he needs to

631
00:32:35,319 --> 00:32:38,519
pull this off if he's ever gonna be his old self.

632
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:41,839
Speaker 3: And in that bout Apollo Creed dies.

633
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,279
Speaker 2: That's at the beginning of the movie.

634
00:32:44,319 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, I don't know the Rockies that way.

635
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 2: Well, I'll say this, this is what's funny about the Rockies.

636
00:32:50,319 --> 00:32:53,119
He must have written that script just in one day.

637
00:32:53,559 --> 00:32:56,559
It literally has four montages in it in the movies,

638
00:32:56,599 --> 00:32:57,599
an hour and twenty minutes.

639
00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:58,279
Speaker 3: Yeah.

640
00:32:58,359 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 1: Can I say I'm not the biggest Sly guy. I

641
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:05,160
don't really think I've ever really enjoyed anything all that

642
00:33:05,279 --> 00:33:08,880
much with Sly. I wouldn't quite put him in a

643
00:33:09,559 --> 00:33:12,000
Nick Cage level, Like, I just don't want to do

644
00:33:12,119 --> 00:33:15,000
Nick Cage stuff. Really, you know, they burn you out.

645
00:33:15,119 --> 00:33:17,720
Adaptation is great, but like you know, people talk to

646
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,720
me about Moonstruck and stuff and you put it on

647
00:33:19,799 --> 00:33:21,240
and it's just like, I don't need this.

648
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 2: I agree with it.

649
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 3: I don't need you know.

650
00:33:25,359 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 2: You get excited about an actor and you're like, you know,

651
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,759
I'm gonna go see everything they're in, and then you

652
00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:33,799
start going, I'm gonna skip that one. I think if

653
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:37,599
Leo's in another stinker, he's in jeopardy of being another

654
00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:37,960
one of them.

655
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:42,799
Speaker 1: He's not in stinkers. Look up? Was a stinker? Or

656
00:33:42,799 --> 00:33:44,319
don't look up? Yeah?

657
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,079
Speaker 2: You liked one battle after another? Digit I haven't heard

658
00:33:47,119 --> 00:33:48,640
one person say that they enjoyed that.

659
00:33:52,119 --> 00:33:54,839
Speaker 1: Uh the more I watched it, the more I enjoyed it.

660
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:57,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's quite a review.

661
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,279
Speaker 3: Well, it's like every movie this year.

662
00:34:03,279 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 1: I mean, people go nuts about these movies, and it's like,

663
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,039
did we forget what a good movie? Like Centers is

664
00:34:08,039 --> 00:34:10,599
good at one battle and after another is good? I mean,

665
00:34:10,599 --> 00:34:15,199
what are we talking about? Though? Yeah? My god, we

666
00:34:15,199 --> 00:34:19,239
could talk about movies till the cows come home, but

667
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,840
we're not here talking about this is way more important.

668
00:34:23,519 --> 00:34:24,559
Speaker 2: That oven's not working.

669
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:28,199
Speaker 1: So the oven's not working, and he's spiraling already. He's

670
00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:30,320
going on, what are we gonna do? What I know,

671
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:35,679
shrimp spring roll, and this is becoming his mookeka.

672
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:37,119
Speaker 3: This is a problem.

673
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:44,280
Speaker 1: It's not quite as disgusting as a fish soup, but

674
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,559
it's an odd thing to come back to time and

675
00:34:47,599 --> 00:34:50,599
time again. I think we've had three iterations of the

676
00:34:50,679 --> 00:34:53,159
shrimp spring roll at this point. I think we're six

677
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:56,280
episodes into the season. So that's a really good clip.

678
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:01,679
That's show heyw taani numbers. Okay, that's really really impressive.

679
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,079
Speaker 2: Now I want to get to the tender tangle.

680
00:35:04,599 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 1: Yes, because well, first I think, well, the charter guests arrive,

681
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,119
oh yeah, sorry to I think a leaky Lee song

682
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,599
or something, and the music budget on all these shows

683
00:35:13,639 --> 00:35:18,400
is just really and really quickly, I just want to say,

684
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:23,400
with Daisy's giving them a tour, there's this little trick

685
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:28,159
that she pulls where she says, we have vip twins

686
00:35:28,199 --> 00:35:28,719
back here.

687
00:35:29,119 --> 00:35:29,679
Speaker 2: Vip.

688
00:35:30,079 --> 00:35:33,760
Speaker 1: That's that's an it's an oxymoron. Okay, don't try to

689
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:37,719
polish that turn like that. To me, okay, all right,

690
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,400
good catch.

691
00:35:40,599 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 3: So anyways, let's get to tender gig.

692
00:35:45,119 --> 00:35:50,360
Speaker 2: Okay. I watched these episodes with a very very microscopic

693
00:35:50,559 --> 00:35:54,239
keen eye to pick up every little detail. And there's

694
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,840
one thing that I really hate about reality TV, and

695
00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:01,679
occasionally Below Deck does dip their toes into this, which

696
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:05,880
is stage drama, particularly when they have to dock or

697
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,079
they feel the needs sometimes to create some kind of

698
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:12,119
unnecessary drama because I hate all this stuff that happens

699
00:36:12,119 --> 00:36:14,599
on the outside of the boat, which happens takes place

700
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,320
in that galley when the guests are pissed. All the

701
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,159
tomfoolery that takes place with just the sea rats is

702
00:36:21,159 --> 00:36:24,599
good enough. So we have the lines get tangled of

703
00:36:24,639 --> 00:36:26,679
the tenders. Oh my god, we might lose one of

704
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those goddamn things.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hmm.

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Speaker 2: How did a go pro get attached to the back

707
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of one of the tenders. Yeah, at the perfect angle

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to be facing towards the boat that they're tracking and

709
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be turned on simultaneously. Oh well interesting, that's wow. What

710
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:53,239
a They must have fallen over at their good luck,

711
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in their good fortune that they were able to get

712
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that shot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's one of those things where like you know,

714
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,480
you always have to wipe down in the back of

715
00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:03,800
the toilets, right, nobody's looking back there. But no, it's

716
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:07,519
a sign of it's a sign of, you know, professionalism.

717
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,079
They always have to turn the gop pros on that

718
00:37:10,119 --> 00:37:12,079
are fixed to the back of the tender and what

719
00:37:12,199 --> 00:37:14,320
they constantly get this footage. We can't even use this,

720
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but today is the reason why you do it?

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Speaker 2: Gotcha?

722
00:37:19,199 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 3: No, I'm with you.

723
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 1: I mean this was contrived to hords shit, huh quite

724
00:37:23,039 --> 00:37:23,320
a bit?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no more of this, don't do it?

726
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:29,159
Speaker 3: All right?

727
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 1: So Daisy heads in and tells Ben that they want food,

728
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:42,440
and I want to apologize to absolutely no one for

729
00:37:42,519 --> 00:37:43,400
calling them bitches.

730
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:44,880
Speaker 3: Now we'll see next week.

731
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Speaker 1: Did you see the trailer for next week?

732
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Speaker 2: Okay, unfucking believable. You If you don't think that that

733
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was a gigantic tease of them telling him after he

734
00:37:55,639 --> 00:37:59,320
panics that he actually did an amazing meal, then you're

735
00:37:59,360 --> 00:37:59,719
a fool.

736
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: Oh I think no, I think it was real.

737
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 2: You think they're going to tell him they did not

738
00:38:05,079 --> 00:38:06,360
he did not meet their standards?

739
00:38:06,679 --> 00:38:09,199
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think so. How could it be anything else?

740
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:10,039
He's horrible?

741
00:38:11,599 --> 00:38:14,360
Speaker 2: He did something really smart here though, which we haven't

742
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,880
seen a chef do in a while, which is, do

743
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,840
not take any chances. Ben sit down with the primary

744
00:38:20,119 --> 00:38:21,480
and create that menu with her.

745
00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:24,079
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, he's sitting down with her and she's like,

746
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:27,400
what's a dessert that you know we can't say no to?

747
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:32,559
And he says a apple pie? The fuck are you

748
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:36,199
talking about? I thought she said, name a dessert that

749
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:41,119
you do the best or we can't not like we'll see. Listen,

750
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:45,239
they've been demanding, but thus far again we would be

751
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:46,039
even more demanded.

752
00:38:46,119 --> 00:38:48,559
Speaker 2: Yeah. The reason why is I don't have a problem

753
00:38:48,559 --> 00:38:50,119
with any of their requests.

754
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:51,280
Speaker 3: Me neither.

755
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 1: But there Jenna brings it up at the at the

756
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,000
beach picnic. She goes, I can't get a read on Mecca.

757
00:38:56,079 --> 00:38:59,440
She just seems miserable about everything. It's a good point,

758
00:38:59,559 --> 00:39:04,639
all right. So we're immediately hungry, and it's probably around noon.

759
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:09,280
Daisy goes, thank you for letting me know that you're hungry.

760
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,920
How about waiting two hours or something like that. They go, No,

761
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,079
that's not gonna work, so please bring some food up.

762
00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:19,159
And when she tells Ben they want food, he jabs

763
00:39:19,199 --> 00:39:22,400
back a little bit at her, But Daisy, Daisy gets

764
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:27,960
to eight or nine so quickly. It's nuts. Am I wrong?

765
00:39:28,599 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 3: Well?

766
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 2: I would too, because she's the face of service and

767
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:36,239
if you don't like conflict, she's the one that has

768
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,119
to deal with it. He doesn't, he gets the high

769
00:39:38,159 --> 00:39:38,599
down there.

770
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:42,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so nuts. But they throw some shrimp spring

771
00:39:42,199 --> 00:39:46,199
rolls in and all is going well. The only problem

772
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:49,920
is that they gave this group of what eight women.

773
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Speaker 3: Ten spring rolls.

774
00:39:52,679 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 2: Maybe I wish it was that many. I thought I

775
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:55,639
saw like six on six.

776
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, so they're gonna need more.

777
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Speaker 1: And we say this a lot, but I'm really I'm

778
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,679
fatigued by the gas lighting of people saying that this

779
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:12,800
is an incredible vacation. They brought up six spring rolls

780
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:17,519
and there's no protestation in the beginning because obviously you're

781
00:40:17,519 --> 00:40:19,719
going to bring up more, right, and then no, you

782
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:23,159
come to find no, that was it. That's all they

783
00:40:23,199 --> 00:40:26,320
planned on doing. That was the food you asked for?

784
00:40:26,679 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 2: Am I crazy? Dylan? Or in the past have chefs

785
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,920
prepared of course?

786
00:40:31,039 --> 00:40:36,119
Speaker 1: Okay, always there's Cannapi's charcouterie fruit and always.

787
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 2: And this is the only boat that's ever had a

788
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:41,800
Sioux chef. We've had chefs that work alone and still

789
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:42,119
do this.

790
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:50,079
Speaker 1: I know it's bananas. So it's beach picnic time, and

791
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Ben's just got such a despite not having anything ready

792
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:58,519
for them, he is just so put upon by this

793
00:40:58,639 --> 00:41:01,159
request to get them food. It's just insane.

794
00:41:01,599 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 3: He's such a.

795
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:05,119
Speaker 1: Deva, this guy. It's crazy. We get ready for the

796
00:41:05,119 --> 00:41:10,000
beach picnic and Buttoole, who's not on the show, gives

797
00:41:10,079 --> 00:41:11,320
us another sa rat history.

798
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, no, we get it.

799
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're good. Picnic set up, and then Eddie apologized

800
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:21,760
to Jenna. I don't think she really accepted it.

801
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:22,639
Speaker 3: She doesn't care.

802
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 2: I don't think which is the worst that someone can be. Yep,

803
00:41:26,679 --> 00:41:30,280
like when someone could care less about you.

804
00:41:30,519 --> 00:41:36,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Amanda, Amanda being Yeah, Amanda being asked about

805
00:41:36,119 --> 00:41:36,880
Kyle's cheating.

806
00:41:37,519 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 2: I don't give a shit.

807
00:41:38,599 --> 00:41:39,159
Speaker 3: Who knows?

808
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 1: Maybe not sure, but yeah, next week we'll find out

809
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:44,960
whether or not.

810
00:41:45,039 --> 00:41:47,519
Speaker 2: Ben, you don't want to talk about this lunch. By

811
00:41:47,559 --> 00:41:48,800
the way, do you have any thoughts on it?

812
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:51,519
Speaker 3: I didn't really.

813
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,800
Speaker 1: I didn't get that good of a look.

814
00:41:54,119 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 3: They seem to like it. They did a bit.

815
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:02,199
Speaker 2: Just seems like your regular you know, back of roady.

816
00:42:03,199 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 1: Pasta salin yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, No, there's a caesar, yeah,

817
00:42:10,599 --> 00:42:18,239
a little caesar, yeah yeah. The thing about and I don't know,

818
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,880
it's getting exhausting to the audience at this point, but

819
00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:24,000
it's it's an important reminder once again, this is not

820
00:42:24,079 --> 00:42:27,360
a good vacation. This is not worth the money. Okay,

821
00:42:27,599 --> 00:42:30,880
So you're going to a beach picnic and if you

822
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:36,280
had gone to let's say, let's do this. So what

823
00:42:36,639 --> 00:42:40,079
does this vacation cost? Forty grand? Fifty grand? Yeah, so

824
00:42:40,559 --> 00:42:48,440
let's spend ten dollars, maybe even fifteen at a really

825
00:42:48,559 --> 00:42:54,199
nice resort. You're going to be weighted on hand and foot,

826
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:58,320
You're going to be handed warm towels between bites. But

827
00:42:58,599 --> 00:43:03,559
rather you've subjected yourself to blackout drunks who do not

828
00:43:03,679 --> 00:43:07,760
remember what they're doing. Then I previously they're sweating out

829
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:12,400
vodka and you're being served warm manhaisee pasta salad that

830
00:43:12,519 --> 00:43:16,599
is shrink wrapped and sweating. Okay, don't go on these vacations,

831
00:43:16,599 --> 00:43:18,079
but continue too because we.

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Speaker 3: Love the show. Get in the comments, let us know

833
00:43:20,119 --> 00:43:21,320
what you thought about the episode.

834
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Speaker 1: And until next time, I'm doing say goodbye, Pat, Say

835
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:24,519
goodbye God.

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Speaker 2: Dayl