Speaker 1: We like to end the week strong with some nine
Speaker 1: news nuggets you need to know. Here's your Honorable Mention.
Speaker 2: Honorable Mention, not supposed to mention. It's been an honor
Speaker 2: serving with you, A great and honorable most.
Speaker 1: Is So today we're holding auditions to become the newest
Speaker 1: member of Honorable Mention. You may have heard this one
Speaker 1: in the newscast we were doing earlier in the week.
Speaker 1: A man in u Kaipa arrested on allegations that he
Speaker 1: and another guy stole eighty five koi fish from a
Speaker 1: restaurant pond. They were outside the Oak House restaurant in Yukaipa.
Speaker 1: Investigators said they looked at the security footage from the restaurant.
Speaker 1: They were able to identify a vehicle and at least
Speaker 1: one of the guys involved, so that led them to
Speaker 1: forty two year old David Smith. They searched his house
Speaker 1: confirmed that his vehicle was the same one they saw
Speaker 1: on the security footage. They said five of the koifish
Speaker 1: were found. Five. They have no idea where the other
Speaker 1: eighty r If you've seen them, by the way, they'd
Speaker 1: love for you to call them.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you would do with.
Speaker 1: This you can eat KOI they're I mean they're carp
Speaker 1: But everything I looked up online when I saw this
Speaker 1: this morning said it's not good like it's not good eating.
Speaker 1: It's not a it's not a good fish. It's like
Speaker 1: a dirty catfish. Here's number nine.
Speaker 2: At number nine, I did ninth place. If a cock's
Speaker 2: dirty nine times out of tennis, partner's dirty too. And
Speaker 2: I speak nine languages yet nine basically everybody at table nine,
Speaker 2: I feel ready to go another nine? And niner?
Speaker 1: Did I get you a niner in there where you're
Speaker 1: calling from Milwaukie talkie?
Speaker 2: Well, this is a nice story.
Speaker 1: Japanese airport Yamagata Airport had to shut down this week
Speaker 1: because a black bear was roaming across the runway. The
Speaker 1: airport declared itself off limits to passengers for the day.
Speaker 1: Little bear a little about four feet tall. Well, I
Speaker 1: guess we're a bear that's pretty sizable. But spotted near
Speaker 1: the runway at about seven in the morning on Thursday,
Speaker 1: and that first sighting resulted in a delay of about
Speaker 1: an hour of four different flights before the animal came
Speaker 1: back at about noon. This time it was actually running
Speaker 1: on the runway, so airport staff get into a car
Speaker 1: and chase the bear off of the runway. They closed
Speaker 1: the runway again. The bear was at large somewhere in
Speaker 1: the facility. Hunters were brought in to set up a trap.
Speaker 1: Police officers surrounded the airport to prevent the bear from escaping,
Speaker 1: and basically they said, we're in a stalemate now. They
Speaker 1: eventually did trap the bear and release him into the
Speaker 1: Japanese wild as they I don't know what the word
Speaker 1: for wild is in Japan. Here's number eight.
Speaker 2: Child his bold every eight second.
Speaker 1: Listening to eight differentss has drown on about mission statements.
Speaker 1: This was a weird story. Bizarre crime caught on camera.
Speaker 1: Viral video showed a man with a swan in his
Speaker 1: hands running along Howard Beach in Queens. They came up
Speaker 1: this path here ran towards the street. A school teacher
Speaker 1: in Howard Beach lives nearby. Her daughter recorded the cell
Speaker 1: video that shows the stolen swan from the park being
Speaker 1: stuffed into a car. The teacher even captured the four
Speaker 1: guys laughing as they spelled sped away. The teacher, Santiago said,
Speaker 1: I yelled at them. I was at rate, but I
Speaker 1: told them that they were gonna see me again. Santiago
Speaker 1: says she sees the swan sunbathing in her yard every day.
Speaker 1: She believed this swan was the parent to four signets
Speaker 1: and that they are protectively protected birds.
Speaker 2: Federally protected.
Speaker 1: New York State Department of Environmental Conservation says the mute
Speaker 1: swans are protected and therefore the swans and their eggs
Speaker 1: cannot be handled or harmed without authorization from the dec
Speaker 1: The community felt similarly. They got one hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: thousand views on this video. Investigators three or of the
Speaker 1: four suspects were apprehended. As the neighbors came together. Investigators
Speaker 1: went in the vehicle with their suits on, found all
Speaker 1: kinds of swan feathers. At this point, I haven't said,
Speaker 1: they haven't said what actually happened to the bird though.
Speaker 2: So here's number seven, the seventh son of the seventh son.
Speaker 2: We're on with seven days with a government sec seven
Speaker 2: seven seven years of college found to drain seven days.
Speaker 1: This would be the hardest part about getting a tattoo.
Speaker 1: You've seen tattoos that are not cartoon characters or graphic
Speaker 1: representation of animals or something like that, but the really
Speaker 1: uber realistic tattoos someone's face, grandma, daughters and whatever. That
Speaker 1: would be very very hard because I would be afraid
Speaker 1: that the artist wasn't good at their craft. And in
Speaker 1: this case, the Internet comes to the rescue. A Cairo
Speaker 1: based tattoo artist, Thomas Tattoos, proved to be the latest
Speaker 1: object of ink based ridicule. He posted a video to
Speaker 1: his Instagram account ink by Thomas this Cairo George, I
Speaker 1: believe and presented this latest piece that he had put together.
Speaker 1: It was supposed to be the picture of the person's daughter.
Speaker 1: The commenter said it looked a lot more like Gollum,
Speaker 1: or a demon or various animals from Ogre. Shrek was
Speaker 1: re listed as one of the things. One sarcastic user
Speaker 1: wrote on Instagram, beautiful tribute. Bro, I'm sorry you lost
Speaker 1: your dog. Here's number six.
Speaker 2: I got six, You got six, she got six. Number six.
Speaker 2: There's six more weeks of later.
Speaker 1: What you have a picture of me?
Speaker 2: Or Rabbi and six drunk and longshomy. We just dig
Speaker 2: you in a nursing home closer to us.
Speaker 1: I don't have to dive, take dash, drink another six track.
Speaker 2: No, it's number six.
Speaker 1: Distracted drivers for number six and number five, but number
Speaker 1: six is A distracted driver rear ended a patrol car
Speaker 1: at about sixty miles an hour. The deputy inside had
Speaker 1: to be put in the hospital, not life threatening injuries,
Speaker 1: but still had to be put in the hospital. The
Speaker 1: incident happened at about eleven o'clock at night in the
Speaker 1: town of Darien in Wisconsin. Deputy on patrol traveling north
Speaker 1: at about sixty miles an hour, he noticed a vehicle
Speaker 1: rapidly approaching from behind, and despite attempting to accelerate, his
Speaker 1: vehicle was struck at a pretty high rate of speed.
Speaker 1: The driver of the car that hit him was a
Speaker 1: forty one year old woman. Admitted that she was distracted,
Speaker 1: not because of a phone, not because she was checking
Speaker 1: her pager. I don't know if anybody still does that.
Speaker 1: Not because she was using drugs or alcohol. She was
Speaker 1: distracted by taco bell. Here's number five for five.
Speaker 2: I have five rules five little monkey, this is the
Speaker 2: year five point five. Five would be a favorite. Loose
Speaker 2: five pounds immediately.
Speaker 1: A guy in Minnesota was probably under the influence during
Speaker 1: a crash that seriously injured a construction worker on Highway
Speaker 1: sixty one. This however, was not It was not taco bell.
Speaker 1: This one was actually a controlled substance. They believed that
Speaker 1: this guy was high on mushrooms when he An off
Speaker 1: duty police officer had been driving right behind this guy
Speaker 1: and saw the whole thing, but he was swerving and
Speaker 1: weaving on the road, hit several traffic cones under a
Speaker 1: tunnel and then hit a scissor lift, then hit the
Speaker 1: tunnel wall and rolled multiple times until it stopped. There
Speaker 1: was a construction worker on the scissor lift working on
Speaker 1: the lights, a twenty seven year old. He had to
Speaker 1: be taken on the hospital with life threatening injuries and
Speaker 1: that's he's still in the hospital, but he is doing
Speaker 1: better and is expected to survive. Okay, so this guy
Speaker 1: on magic mushrooms, do you know what his name is?
Speaker 1: Thirty four year old Patches magic Beans is the guy's
Speaker 1: legal given name.
Speaker 2: That's amazing, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Patches magic Bean. That sounds like something that you would
Speaker 1: name your cat when you were four. Patches magic Beans
Speaker 1: speaking of here is number four or minute.
Speaker 2: Is probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now, Commandment number four.
Speaker 2: This isn't the same world as he left four years ago.
Speaker 1: If it doesn't come back?
Speaker 2: Is it a boomerang?
Speaker 1: Archaeologists say that they found a tool in a cave
Speaker 1: in Poland many years ago, a couple decades ago. This
Speaker 1: tool is believed to be about forty thousand years old,
Speaker 1: and archaeologist said it was fashioned from a mammoth tusk
Speaker 1: with an astonishing level of skill. They worked out from
Speaker 1: its shape that it would have flown when you threw it,
Speaker 1: but it would not come back to the user like
Speaker 1: a boomerang, that it was probably used in hunting, but
Speaker 1: it might not have been used in hunting. They said
Speaker 1: it could have also had cultural or artistic value, used
Speaker 1: in some sort of a ritual of some kind. They
Speaker 1: said they used carbon radiocarbon dating of human and animal
Speaker 1: bones found at that same site, so they put it
Speaker 1: somewhere between thirty nine thousand and forty two thousand years old,
Speaker 1: and according to a University of Bologna in Italy, it
Speaker 1: is the oldest boomerang in the world and the only
Speaker 1: one of the world made of this shape and this
Speaker 1: long to be found in Poland. They said it is
Speaker 1: an absolute perfect object with the knowledge that it could
Speaker 1: be used to hunt animals. They said it had been
Speaker 1: polished and carved, and they know enough about it based
Speaker 1: on the way it was made that they believe it
Speaker 1: was made by somebody who was right handed. Here's number three.
Speaker 2: Three shall be the number count and the number of
Speaker 2: the counting shall be three. Fire were dead within three hours,
Speaker 2: three security clearance level three, all three of them three.
Speaker 2: I got all three of you guys, for the rest
Speaker 2: of your naturally born live. After that three days, they
Speaker 2: both start to stink.
Speaker 1: A guy trying to get his dog out of a bathroom,
Speaker 1: I had to be rescued by firefighters. Their police called
Speaker 1: to uh Rockwell Park in Bristol, Connecticut for a burglary complaint.
Speaker 1: Told by parks employees that someone was in the chimney.
Speaker 1: Firefighters responded, got the guy out after having to remove
Speaker 1: parts of the chimney and the building. Caused several thousand
Speaker 1: dollars worth of damage. He wasn't injured. He wasn't injured,
Speaker 1: but he was arrested in charge with burglary, trespassing, and
Speaker 1: criminal mischief. He said he got stuck near the flu
Speaker 1: of the chimney at Missus Rockwell's Pavilion, which is a
Speaker 1: building named after the beneficiary of the park. Locks on.
Speaker 1: The doors to the bathrooms are on new timers. They
Speaker 1: automatically lock at ten o'clock every night. It's not clear
Speaker 1: how the dog got stuck in the bathroom or how
Speaker 1: long the guy was actually in the chimney trying to
Speaker 1: get his dog out. The doors can be opened from
Speaker 1: the inside after they're locked for the night, but the
Speaker 1: guy could not get in to get his dog, so
Speaker 1: he decided the chimney was the better option.
Speaker 2: Here's number two. What's going on? You? Twos one two?
Speaker 1: Two people?
Speaker 2: There's two sons and no women who ringing dinging.
Speaker 1: Scientists have really got to stop with these tiny drone stories.
Speaker 1: There are scientists in Hong Kong and China that have
Speaker 1: come up with tiny robots, each no larger than a
Speaker 1: speck of dust, that could be deployed to cure stubborn
Speaker 1: infected sinuses before you blow out the robots. Robots the
Speaker 1: dronesto into a tissue. Micro robots, they say, are a
Speaker 1: fraction of the width of a human hair, have been
Speaker 1: inserted successfully into animal sinuses in pre clinical trials and
Speaker 1: then simply get sneezed or blown out. This is an
Speaker 1: expanding field of micro and nano robots for use in medicine.
Speaker 2: What could go wrong? Here's number one. Weird number one.
Speaker 2: You're number one.
Speaker 1: We're number one, Ben, That's all I decided to look
Speaker 1: out for number one?
Speaker 2: Are you the number one? Row? Number one? Number one,
Speaker 2: number one.
Speaker 1: There aren't awards given out for marketing and commercials. This
Speaker 1: year they gave out the con Lions Award Excellence in
Speaker 1: the Creative Industry. To an advertising campaign from New Zealand.
Speaker 1: It says, to fix our national pride, the solution is
Speaker 1: obvious herpes. The New Zealand Herpes Foundation launched a campaign
Speaker 1: to make the country quote the best place to have herpes.
Speaker 1: A former coach of the national rugby team for New
Speaker 1: Zealand said, it's embarrassingly low sheep to human ratio pies
Speaker 1: that are pushing seven bucks. We need something new to
Speaker 1: be proud of, something to be brag and brave, to
Speaker 1: put us on the map. And then he wrote herpes
Speaker 1: in all caps on a chalkboard and writes it's time
Speaker 1: for New Zealand to become the best place in the
Speaker 1: world to have herpes.