Speaker 1: You're watching Chewing the Cud with Lee Robertson and Mike Benny.
Speaker 2: And Rome spent roast in this weather deer, No, I'll
Speaker 2: ask some cheese and toast. Then. Hello, it's Leigh Robertson
Speaker 2: and with me today is the right hand who hasn't
Speaker 2: got a clue what the left hand is doing. It's Mike,
Speaker 2: Benny and Roe.
Speaker 3: Hello, they're both doing that.
Speaker 2: Oh, I hate you when you do that.
Speaker 3: Because you get jealous.
Speaker 2: Spent special this week, isn't it Mike?
Speaker 3: Yes, it is, Yes, it is Lee. We have been
Speaker 3: doing the show for a few years.
Speaker 2: Now, I would say a good decade. No, is it
Speaker 2: about twenty years?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Ten?
Speaker 4: About six?
Speaker 2: Is he about six?
Speaker 3: Six? Maybe seven? Yeah, it's been a lot of fun, right,
Speaker 3: but all good things must come to.
Speaker 2: The Mike's only got a week to live, So we're
Speaker 2: just gonna what do not get the email? Got next up? Okay,
Speaker 2: make your peace. So it's only right that we look
Speaker 2: back at some of our memorable bits when we pack
Speaker 2: up the studio. Boo boo, just one crystal ball at
Speaker 2: a time.
Speaker 3: More than.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's let's Ileen, Aileen, come on, come on, Eileen.
Speaker 2: We well, we'll get in touch with the aliens and
Speaker 2: see if they want to back or a husband.
Speaker 3: Because ibviously lovely you remembered that story from like four
Speaker 3: years ago.
Speaker 2: But because it was the best story ever, we were
Speaker 2: off turned into a topic Crisp I loved. Did she
Speaker 2: did you kill her?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Its insurance.
Speaker 3: It was insurance fraud.
Speaker 2: She's never been seen again.
Speaker 3: She was the end of that store.
Speaker 2: She got found.
Speaker 3: It was insurance fraud.
Speaker 2: Was she dead? No?
Speaker 3: She committing insurance.
Speaker 2: There was no definite answer to that. Was it was insure?
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: Anybody want to find year old toffee Crisp with a
Speaker 2: wig on, go to our ey store, gonna set one up.
Speaker 3: Let's have some clips.
Speaker 5: So on previous shows, I very much talked about my
Speaker 5: own personal tastes when it comes to romantic partners. How
Speaker 5: are you on folks with the body hairly? Are you
Speaker 5: fond of a hairy partner?
Speaker 2: I'm a moderate amount. I think if you're having to
Speaker 2: kind of shaken back them before you get it on,
Speaker 2: it's perhaps a little too much.
Speaker 5: My preferred type of man is very hairy but very short.
Speaker 5: You're familiar with the Star Wars like EBox, that's my Yeah.
Speaker 5: If you look like you're from the forest mood of
Speaker 5: end or then I'm probably wow, probably on board.
Speaker 2: Do you like going to zooms a lot? They also
Speaker 2: have to be like human human? Yeah, human have made
Speaker 2: that very clear.
Speaker 5: Well, we've got a story again, a story from this
Speaker 5: year about the world's hairiest teenager.
Speaker 3: Okay, well that's nothing is still a thing?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 3: Are you running out of there?
Speaker 2: Are you running out of it?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: No, we died sheeven Gaitlian.
Speaker 7: I can cut it out this whole section.
Speaker 3: There's a documentary coming off about that's him, right, anyway,
Speaker 3: we're both fortrolling this person.
Speaker 2: Okay, what.
Speaker 3: I just when we were first started all those years
Speaker 3: ago and used to just.
Speaker 2: Now it's does well, that fucking cake and crease.
Speaker 3: I'm using this foundation so important. But you know what's
Speaker 3: the word I was thinking of then?
Speaker 2: Award winning? That's two words groundbreaking.
Speaker 4: No, that's two words, and that's true.
Speaker 8: Oh brilliant.
Speaker 3: I forgot the word.
Speaker 2: Inspired, heroic. I can't say that. You can say that
Speaker 2: if you want.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to no.
Speaker 8: All right, free, it's free. You can listen to it
Speaker 8: to go to probably true podcast dot com. Also, it's
Speaker 8: probably true on all of your all right, we're not
Speaker 8: pod catching device. Also YouTube if you want to see
Speaker 8: more of this useful but.
Speaker 3: Entertaining, lighthearted as where I was going. All right, there's
Speaker 3: it's two words high flat again.
Speaker 8: And that was that was that was worth the five
Speaker 8: minutes to hear the.
Speaker 3: Hamsters on the wheel. I just lost where I was at.
Speaker 2: Sorry all the time.
Speaker 3: It's fine, I apologize for it, rather than what was
Speaker 3: I saying?
Speaker 2: Thank you for being a friend.
Speaker 4: I have the Sophia.
Speaker 2: I'll bring you a story about why I shot my
Speaker 2: load in my pants. I didn't write that, I say it,
Speaker 2: and I will not say those words.
Speaker 7: So it's okay, how good old video now.
Speaker 3: Loads five o'clock.
Speaker 4: Will we say it?
Speaker 3: We'll find out.
Speaker 2: It's because he was doing it slowly, and I was like,
Speaker 2: what I'm not saying. I'm not saying that I shut
Speaker 2: a load in my pants. I'm going to make it.
Speaker 3: Make it up about Kylie.
Speaker 5: She concave in which I'm interested. I'm interested in all
Speaker 5: beautiful fat much concaves of all that.
Speaker 2: Viewers, I'm linking to the daddy even oaks.
Speaker 5: Sorry about the beautiful fat people doing that?
Speaker 2: Call the throat back social media quick. Yeah, yeah, that
Speaker 2: would would that make it worse?
Speaker 3: Well, no, because then it'll be easy to poop it,
Speaker 3: easy to push out. Yeah, because if you go you
Speaker 3: need to go and you're stressed, it's going to be difficult.
Speaker 3: So practice relaxation. Gradually, gradually expose yourself to the situation.
Speaker 3: Not that face.
Speaker 2: Uh not like that. Oh well, like I go in
Speaker 2: and like just crouched and like a little bit come
Speaker 2: out and go.
Speaker 3: No, one, we're going. We don't necessarily need to go
Speaker 3: and just get used to being in the environment.
Speaker 2: Snatch tim Yeah, you can come at in a minute.
Speaker 9: Oh if we did a little mouth thing to you, Hello,
Speaker 9: little a little mouth, I can eat it.
Speaker 2: Can pour out my little bomhole. Just just wait a minute.
Speaker 3: But yeah, other things, A lot of that has been crowded.
Speaker 3: That a minute of laughter, that's gone there.
Speaker 10: Right, we're eating cereal out of a egg.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, we are.
Speaker 10: Booze fantastic. I've never done that before.
Speaker 3: That's what the baby Jesus would have wanted when he
Speaker 3: was having been killed.
Speaker 10: Yes, I read that somewhere.
Speaker 3: Yes, So I've got conflicts because I'm being healthy.
Speaker 1: I've got what you got, cocoa pops because chocolate and chocolate.
Speaker 1: I thought, why not, you know exactly double chocolate.
Speaker 3: They turned the milk chocolatey, so you'll have chocolatey booze.
Speaker 10: God, this is exciting. Can you tell I don't get out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't get out much at all, so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna fill it.
Speaker 3: Don't don't fill it, phil it eat some space for
Speaker 3: the cream to go. Okay, if you want to shot
Speaker 3: coco pops, that.
Speaker 4: Will bag you, go for it.
Speaker 10: This is my chaser, that's the main.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, we need to record you shotting.
Speaker 10: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: What are you gonna do is take some of your
Speaker 3: delicious irish cream that's not babies and just gently pour
Speaker 3: that in hold the egg as you do.
Speaker 4: Okay, like that.
Speaker 3: You are welcome, but don't go anywhere. As coming up,
Speaker 3: I don't know because we stopped. We stopped moving the
Speaker 3: ottok I got coming up. I'm coming up, so you
Speaker 3: better get this party started. Shirley Bassy version.
Speaker 2: This is I don't know how I feel about I mean, obviously,
Speaker 2: I'm a homosexuals. We don't feel anything.
Speaker 10: In life.
Speaker 5: I'm a homosexual, so I feel nothing.
Speaker 2: Well, that's some memories that stick around. As we have
Speaker 2: more coming up after this break, welcome back to this
Speaker 2: waddle down there. You put that on as a slurt.
Speaker 2: It's like a wonderful welcome back to this waddle down
Speaker 2: the lane. A big fat bastard. You open your big
Speaker 2: facts to watch these. I'm staying in changing that out,
Speaker 2: no doubt it would do. Do we need more clips?
Speaker 2: I got you can.
Speaker 3: Do you have an inspirational quote in a card in
Speaker 3: your wallet?
Speaker 2: Yes? I do, Mike.
Speaker 3: What's it say?
Speaker 2: Make love laugh toaster bath. I'm not reading it out
Speaker 2: because you're going to take the piss out.
Speaker 3: I say that, please, I won't read it out loud.
Speaker 3: Oh it's wordy, it's very long.
Speaker 2: It's got to wait to it. How I was given
Speaker 2: that by very dear friends.
Speaker 3: They're dead, not now, not now for a while.
Speaker 2: That resurrected them. Anyway, Let's see a little bit of
Speaker 2: char Have you ever seen the film Edwards Hands I
Speaker 2: have loved while adding their own individual flair, the panel
Speaker 2: of judges.
Speaker 3: Wearing some focus issues.
Speaker 4: Rude.
Speaker 3: I realized they set for the entire.
Speaker 2: What are you trying?
Speaker 11: I said, They've been on for the entire party.
Speaker 2: I don't need my box of tissues with a with
Speaker 2: a positive information.
Speaker 3: Under a pound because you've got yours in your wallet.
Speaker 3: I saw a man standing in front of me. It
Speaker 3: wasn't the boy I remembered.
Speaker 2: So it was from my mother mic So parents, goodbye
Speaker 2: shit gifts.
Speaker 3: Just because you fell out of the flup doesn't mean
Speaker 3: the gifts. Any quitter.
Speaker 2: Fell out of a flop. So competitors were encouraged to
Speaker 2: dress up inspired by the stars, famously flamboyant wardrobebout adding
Speaker 2: their own flair.
Speaker 3: Lee.
Speaker 2: You into racing, not as much as I'm into pegging.
Speaker 3: Well, you threw me.
Speaker 5: There, You threw me right, I'm gonna start again.
Speaker 12: I'm prepared now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that song? Uh did you?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 8: You might have ruined it for me?
Speaker 11: Okay, gypsies some foods?
Speaker 3: Were you a gothic kind of emo kid at some point?
Speaker 8: I would have been if that was a thing in
Speaker 8: a mining town in Yorkshire in the nineteen ROMs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So if I sang something that was quite of
Speaker 3: that era of that genre, you might get it. I
Speaker 3: might do.
Speaker 13: Yes, Okay, Okay, run up, hold up, well.
Speaker 3: Sorry, that's Deed's fault to get there.
Speaker 8: That was that was whether cows play football? Yeah, that
Speaker 8: gothic banger edwy.
Speaker 4: Let's try something a bit more one.
Speaker 3: It's not staying. There's not a phone.
Speaker 2: What do you do mean?
Speaker 3: There's my phone?
Speaker 2: There's your phone you had in your pocket a minute ago.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't have to it's behind you.
Speaker 2: It's last gard rama phone. Why are you doing, shy,
Speaker 2: I've got outside.
Speaker 3: Why are you talking to the puppet like it's got
Speaker 3: his free will?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: No, lies are not down there down here? Who is
Speaker 2: part of family Gorgea who are based in Islington Mill
Speaker 2: I'm not sure who. We're not based anywhere, based anywhere,
Speaker 2: just floating around in space. This is Banksy from the family.
Speaker 3: So we're taking a moment to remember all of the
Speaker 3: fun things that we've done, including our very best in
Speaker 3: crafty queens bowls out of bowls and.
Speaker 2: Have we got any crafty queen stuff on the show Bounty?
Speaker 2: I think they've all disintegrated because they were so very
Speaker 2: well made.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got a thing there, that's what was that?
Speaker 2: That wasn't crafty queen's You made that in your time?
Speaker 2: Isn't made that? That is the that's the I don't
Speaker 2: like to take that off. That is for those for
Speaker 2: certain age. We'll remember that it's a test card puppet clown.
Speaker 2: It's uncanny. I thought it was slipping the butt, isn't
Speaker 2: it well yeah, or smacking a joint yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: And Gary likes to mess with the stuff on Setain
Speaker 3: just had to stick teeth on it. Okay, let's have
Speaker 3: a look at some more clips. Then he's wrong with you.
Speaker 3: Welcome to Lee's penis.
Speaker 2: Hour skune really tiny, don't worry. It's because it's winter and.
Speaker 3: This is Mark, who's got a small penis anyway, so
Speaker 3: you can't really turn a little bowl.
Speaker 2: Of cat food out for it. It's not actually a hedgehog.
Speaker 7: It's not actually, It's just that would be funny though,
Speaker 7: wuldn't it? Little head people, we had a fut.
Speaker 2: And in my garden here I have a selection of
Speaker 2: wild in my pa. This house.
Speaker 4: Better again.
Speaker 3: We're moving on. Okay, okay, how do you feel about technology?
Speaker 2: I don't feel about it. Oh I'm that was that
Speaker 2: was the eye in me flickering. I'm disturbed and slightly aroused,
Speaker 2: slightly around. I've seen photographs and have gone hello. But
Speaker 2: then it says Ai, and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 3: Ai, porn is very interesting, difficult.
Speaker 2: They're not getting quite right, yet they haven't.
Speaker 3: But what I also enjoy happening is that the fact
Speaker 3: that penis is morph into like three penises at once
Speaker 3: at some point.
Speaker 2: Or they have like seven hands.
Speaker 3: I don't care about that.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a bonus.
Speaker 3: Fingers seven fingers less than two fists. You got an
Speaker 3: image that, didn't you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you know the moment?
Speaker 2: No, it's fine. Out isn't that doesn't do ithog cock?
Speaker 3: Not out? Get some cat food please?
Speaker 2: Dream is this is?
Speaker 3: Other cat treats for penises are available, like treats.
Speaker 7: Who it's too harsh, too harsh, too hush for the peak,
Speaker 7: Sorry about a toilet with AI in it? Okay, right, just.
Speaker 12: Bear with me a moment. I'll just tap my fingers
Speaker 12: on the table while I'm doing it.
Speaker 3: I do some noises while you do the research what
Speaker 3: you're supposed to be doing.
Speaker 12: Can I care?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I can't.
Speaker 12: I can't follow it anymore.
Speaker 3: Mike and the chicken strips?
Speaker 12: Are you relaxedly? Very yeah?
Speaker 3: You look quite stressed.
Speaker 12: It's one of those it's a star in the sky,
Speaker 12: twinkle twinkle, little star, or it could be it could
Speaker 12: be a little tree in the garden. The garden is
Speaker 12: a very garden, is a very relaxing place to do a.
Speaker 2: S Mr.
Speaker 11: Coca cocka.
Speaker 12: I think that was very successful, don't you agree?
Speaker 3: So success was not the word I'd use.
Speaker 2: And I put it well, Actually, if you hold the
Speaker 2: cue the cucumber, I know, if you hold the cauliflower
Speaker 2: thing metal bits which droops down like that and catches
Speaker 2: on your flammable blouse and then you die, that's what
Speaker 2: they want.
Speaker 3: So yeah, choices were made there ly choices.
Speaker 2: I'm really going to miss crafty queens. That's what it
Speaker 2: says on there. But stay right there as we have
Speaker 2: more of this coming up.
Speaker 3: I'm coming up. So you get the daily to do.
Speaker 3: Welcome back, and you are watching you in the cud.
Speaker 3: Now as we take you down, we take you down,
Speaker 3: the take you down the set, read your cheeks.
Speaker 2: And rammid up you. I'm a bit heart and time
Speaker 2: and Randy from the sound of bit oh that hate oh.
Speaker 3: Now, as we take down the set, I reminded of
Speaker 3: some of the times we didn't do exactly what was
Speaker 3: expected of us.
Speaker 2: Oh well, like turning up and doing something funny.
Speaker 3: Or reading the Autokyo on time.
Speaker 6: That cool.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that's my professional prevent presenter's voice. I went
Speaker 2: to college to the Andy Peters School of Presenting. Mm
Speaker 2: hm did you pass? You know? After after a while after.
Speaker 3: Ask not who you know? It's who you blow set
Speaker 3: some of clips on?
Speaker 10: That is that was a choice?
Speaker 3: Yeah, in the US, where they don't like people would
Speaker 3: changing names and stuff.
Speaker 10: Interesting, isn't that? Isn't that ironic?
Speaker 3: Ironic that this this heterosexual father was able to change
Speaker 3: the name of what they've decided is a cisgendered girl
Speaker 3: to a cisgender girl's name from something that they didn't
Speaker 3: think was fitting.
Speaker 8: Hmm.
Speaker 10: Strange behavior.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's almost like his name doesn't really matter anyway.
Speaker 1: Unikite though, it sounds like they're quite like Unkite. It
Speaker 1: sounds like a drag name, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: It sounds like the creator of a kite company?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 3: But what what did you work for all make kites? What?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: What company? Unikite?
Speaker 2: Nice?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I got kites?
Speaker 10: Yeah, kind of like iPhone? But you nick.
Speaker 2: Anyway, there's gonna be a pee wee there is stop it,
Speaker 2: stop it.
Speaker 3: Deed stop suggested because I can't get over my head.
Speaker 3: You're going to be so upset with this one just
Speaker 3: because it exist.
Speaker 2: I'm upset with myself.
Speaker 3: Week Bicyclen Candentcy. Oh do you know that one?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, week Aus I no tears for you?
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, yeah, I know that, but that's not what
Speaker 8: I was hearing. But I know that song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm show a picture of scruttled wrath. Oh no,
Speaker 2: just that, well so far it's just that. Well won
Speaker 2: Will you ever be able to show a picture of
Speaker 2: scuttle wrath? Well? Week after week I ask, and it
Speaker 2: never happens. Yes, is it? Gallery? Tim Simms John Sims, Well.
Speaker 3: A museum is going on tour.
Speaker 10: A museum, A museum is going on tour, right, Like
Speaker 10: take that?
Speaker 3: Like take that the museum. Let's standing up and going.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: I don't know the lyrics. This is the museum in
Speaker 3: Sanddown in the Isle of Wight, and it is the
Speaker 3: National Pool.
Speaker 10: Museum Pool as in p double O L drop the
Speaker 10: l yes.
Speaker 3: Oh museum. It's their website for that again, the specialist websites.
Speaker 3: But this is this is oh.
Speaker 10: So they made a bouncy ball out of it.
Speaker 3: Yes, they have suspended different types of pool in resin
Speaker 3: and they go around they're going around the country showing
Speaker 3: people the different types of pool.
Speaker 10: Do they need donations that they will be charging for admission?
Speaker 1: This is interesting animal human, dinosaur, not dinosaur because they
Speaker 1: don't exist, but anymore, very different.
Speaker 10: Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, so great for a secret sumer and a gift
Speaker 1: for present.
Speaker 3: Right, you can't steal from museums Paris.
Speaker 1: Maybe the gift shop or something like, you know, and
Speaker 1: make a great gift. Don't steal kids, don't.
Speaker 4: Get caught stealing.
Speaker 3: Right, you think you'll get that good to go to that?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I would love to go. I
Speaker 1: love the fact that it's going on tour. Pooh is
Speaker 1: going on tour a Pooh museum. I want to see
Speaker 1: all the different types, you know, the dehydrated ones, the
Speaker 1: freeze dried ones, you know, the ones with fruit in it,
Speaker 1: the you know, the ones with sweet cory the night before. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to see it all. I mean, it's not
Speaker 1: something that I'm into in that way, but I'm open
Speaker 1: to going to learn about Pooh.
Speaker 10: You know, because we all do it.
Speaker 2: We do.
Speaker 10: Indeed, we might as well look at it in a building.
Speaker 3: Why not look at suspended poo On a Saturday afternoon
Speaker 3: people pay for this this week. This is it's obscure,
Speaker 3: which is good. Thanks Mike, and then you just reference
Speaker 3: thanks that I always want to know what poo would tastes.
Speaker 10: Like, tastes like, Thanks Mike.
Speaker 1: I'm so thrilled that you've got to educate us about
Speaker 1: pooh museums. And now I can't wait to see everybody's pooh,
Speaker 1: including yours.
Speaker 3: Please don't share it. Put You're welcome, Paris, stay right there.
Speaker 3: Coming after this short break, we go up to State
Speaker 3: with Joan down The Joan down the bookie said she
Speaker 3: wanted one, and you know Joan knows art because she
Speaker 3: works in the bookies and other lies.
Speaker 2: Parents tell hid you can put that, you can put
Speaker 2: that foldable temper another one. What are you doing, Jesus?
Speaker 3: I'm not doing Jesus.
Speaker 2: And why that Catherine tight sketch?
Speaker 3: Oh no, I've blown a hole in my boy.
Speaker 2: Well there's small, but there's raw morbulers. But the rover
Speaker 2: here you have to come and get them.
Speaker 3: I think I'll be okay.
Speaker 2: I think do you think you'll manage?
Speaker 3: They can't manage without. To be fair, I.
Speaker 2: Think you did it on purpose.
Speaker 3: And you can see the names of people reached out
Speaker 3: and touched on gaping souls going along the bottom of
Speaker 3: the screen. But now it's time for Paris in the Spotlight?
Speaker 2: Is that who wrote that bottom cure?
Speaker 3: At three am?
Speaker 10: Do that get gaping holes in Paris in the Spotlight?
Speaker 10: My god, all.
Speaker 3: The word gaping was just flung in there.
Speaker 4: That's all right, mhmm. You can't hear what they've just said.
Speaker 3: It was very unhelpful.
Speaker 2: He has a good one, though.
Speaker 12: I guess it depends on which hand.
Speaker 2: I know, gentle go for that side, want something powerful?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he doesn't look happy with this.
Speaker 2: I wonder if he's like it must have been a
Speaker 2: sort of unbalanced all the time, if he's got like
Speaker 2: one hinge side and one sort of thin side. Yeah, awful, awful.
Speaker 5: Opinions are divided on viewing it as social commentary and
Speaker 5: concerns over promoting unhealthy practices. I mean, one would hope that,
Speaker 5: you know, like when when I was a kid watching TV,
Speaker 5: they would always say, don't try this at.
Speaker 2: Home, don't try this at home.
Speaker 5: You know, the TikTok doesn't say that, does it. It
Speaker 5: don't say don't try this at home?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: Is that enough?
Speaker 5: We need to waffle on about that longer.
Speaker 4: Brilliant.
Speaker 5: A warning for us, all, Lee, A warning for us all.
Speaker 5: That is all we've got from the buzz this week.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. I will make sure I train
Speaker 2: both sides of my body, not just one.
Speaker 5: I thought he said, trim both sides of your body.
Speaker 5: I thought we were back on the air.
Speaker 2: Then trim and train.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that'd be a nice thing. Just be like, see,
Speaker 5: that would be a healthy You're not going to get
Speaker 5: spinal conditions from just shaving one side.
Speaker 2: Another spade so he can dig a bigger hole with.
Speaker 10: That'd be a beautiful thing, wouldn't.
Speaker 2: It shave one side of my body?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Anybody's body? Lovely Chesney Hawks.
Speaker 8: There's a photo of a bat and I think it
Speaker 8: went back to COVID. Right, Okay, wow is it not
Speaker 8: the best work I met, but still.
Speaker 3: It Mouse? Do you mean like a deflator mouse? Yeah?
Speaker 3: What do you mean? Like a big wooden thing here?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 8: I know Gigantica.
Speaker 2: La mouse.
Speaker 8: Yeah that's an opera, yes, but it means it's German
Speaker 8: for the flutter mouse, which is the German word.
Speaker 3: For where did we find this?
Speaker 2: That is what all gay people are awarded after, like
Speaker 2: twenty years of being a gay. It's a SpongeBob SquarePants
Speaker 2: Award for felching.
Speaker 3: And you've been awarded this. Yes, okay, Hello, I hope
Speaker 3: you're enjoying this as much as we are living with
Speaker 3: the felty references.
Speaker 2: You don't even watch it. We don't even watch it, Mike.
Speaker 2: But to everyone who is watching, stay there. As we
Speaker 2: get more clips coming up, we get more clips coming up.
Speaker 2: We've got more clips coming up. I'm just really trying
Speaker 2: not to say clicked.
Speaker 3: Welcome back to Chewing the cud as we close down
Speaker 3: the set for the last time.
Speaker 2: Oh boo, squish wish. But we still have some memories
Speaker 2: to share with you like these. It could be a.
Speaker 5: Live art installation, just sort of like lovely Natural naked
Speaker 5: man just shaved smooth on one side, her suit on tother.
Speaker 2: Nobody's listening out there, there's a homosexual trapped in a studio.
Speaker 5: I think I could get grant money for that.
Speaker 10: I'd do it.
Speaker 5: I'd let people watch me shave half.
Speaker 2: Of my body. I would like to see that.
Speaker 3: Let's do it next time. Next time.
Speaker 2: Oh alwa's gone sweaty hm hm hmm. Well, commas, did.
Speaker 3: You see what I did with it.
Speaker 2: From what linked that's why did you look at it?
Speaker 2: I trust kind of yourself.
Speaker 9: Let's swallow it, good boy, good boy, swallow it for daddy.
Speaker 3: Oh a, I spirit, I didn't.
Speaker 4: I didn't put it down with.
Speaker 3: The fusion forms the scrotum and the penis, leaving a
Speaker 3: visible line from the anus through the parodem on the
Speaker 3: scrotum so actually goes all the way down.
Speaker 2: I'm aware I have fingered myself.
Speaker 6: Oh dear, okay, I know I have fingered myself.
Speaker 3: Where are the tissues? There were none, little bab bit
Speaker 3: womb Oh is their finger in myself?
Speaker 2: Or hate it here?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Justus all gun. It doesn't matter because he's going to
Speaker 2: put that in.
Speaker 3: I'm going to strategically cut to a test card at
Speaker 3: that point because I'm going to have legoing.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm aware I have test card.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not going to leave the finger biting, because
Speaker 3: that would be true, but I have beep and just
Speaker 3: test card. And then because I can come back with okay,
Speaker 3: that's a direction. Sorry, okay, So yes, I don't know
Speaker 3: how to follow on from that revelation of you and
Speaker 3: what you've just done.
Speaker 10: Me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then Paris will bring us up, and then
Speaker 3: Paris will be bringing us all up to date with
Speaker 3: everything they've been up to, including an exciting tease of
Speaker 3: something new in Spotlight. But on screen now you can
Speaker 3: see how contact details. We are at the kud TV
Speaker 3: on social media where you can follow us and catch
Speaker 3: up with previous episodes from doing that again, because.
Speaker 2: It was showing I need sleep.
Speaker 3: Havn't that.
Speaker 10: Yes for an award show?
Speaker 3: Uh? Wasn't an award?
Speaker 1: I want to be the award one can dream? So
Speaker 1: the British LGBT Awards nominations loud, what's happened for these?
Speaker 3: I want to be the want to be passed around
Speaker 3: like a bugler of frat pie.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, can we make this happen? Donate We'll
Speaker 10: start that again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fine, quite problem.
Speaker 8: Joan Rivers drag queen, Yeah, true drag queen. Yeah, it'd
Speaker 8: be nice if she came back from beyond the grave.
Speaker 8: I think that'd be fantastic. When I learned my new spells,
Speaker 8: then yeah, I'll give it a guy crushing on m M.
Speaker 8: The l Words spin off show was called The g
Speaker 8: Spot Queer or not Quite. I feel like that's going
Speaker 8: to be true, queer not quite called the real L word,
Speaker 8: which I'd have gone with a juice spot much better name.
Speaker 2: I don't know how he speaks.
Speaker 3: I don't know how just just peper, But.
Speaker 2: That's it's just the same as the just a child
Speaker 2: snap one. They got any drugs? No, you can't do that, Okay.
Speaker 3: In that situation, then you are going around a zoo
Speaker 3: oo oh come.
Speaker 2: These Oh no about a bit, Prince Charles, then.
Speaker 3: Did it?
Speaker 2: These monkeys they are eating. I can't do it. They're
Speaker 2: eating I can't why kind of not because it's such
Speaker 2: a hideous, hideous human being and my brain will not
Speaker 2: allow me to Donald Trump, Yes, oh she's tight.
Speaker 3: I was sticking your fist up.
Speaker 2: Y's right. I didn't smell it because you sat on it.
Speaker 2: She smelled perfume, and I was like, I'm sure I
Speaker 2: didn't spray with perfume. But then as I smiled, it
Speaker 2: was like, you sat on that, and now it smells
Speaker 2: of your ass.
Speaker 3: It smells like perfume, apparently, Natalie, while you're enjoying your puppet.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you've noticed something's missing, Liza, No,
Speaker 3: there's something missing here.
Speaker 2: What have you done? You don't. What have you done
Speaker 2: with Zen and Cat? Have you? Have you smashed it?
Speaker 3: I promisely I haven't smashed it.
Speaker 2: Where is it? People enjoyed that? You enjoyed they enjoyed that? Well,
Speaker 2: what have you done with it?
Speaker 3: I can promise you it wasn't smashed.
Speaker 2: What do you think, Lisa? Should we watch the video?
Speaker 2: It's a video? The video?
Speaker 3: M h, it's cat a cat?
Speaker 2: Well it's at that's not that's not the cat. That's
Speaker 2: not the O g one? Is it that? I am positive?
Speaker 3: I just what makes you so shoy? Not the O
Speaker 3: g one?
Speaker 2: Because it doesn't look that the O g one had
Speaker 2: has a nicer face.
Speaker 3: It's the oge. It doesn't have a face anymore.
Speaker 2: That's not the O g One?
Speaker 3: Then where is the old one?
Speaker 2: You put it somewhere to hide because you've just got
Speaker 2: that off YouTube off YouTube tube?
Speaker 3: So Gary last week? What did I take home with me?
Speaker 2: It hasn't I did it? Hasn't you haven't?
Speaker 3: I feel perfectly, perfectly, perfectly sure. The zencats, No, that's
Speaker 3: not it?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 2: That's not it? That face? That face is a cheap
Speaker 2: imitation of the thing. You got tabu of the thing
Speaker 2: because it's no nice try Hello.
Speaker 3: Okay, where is it?
Speaker 2: Then you put it hidden it somewhere and I can't
Speaker 2: see it? Okay anyway, Wow, that's almost the end. No,
Speaker 2: it actually is. We would like to thank you for
Speaker 2: all the laughs and giggles we have had. It's been
Speaker 2: such an honor and a privilege to join you every week.
Speaker 3: Hello. Well I'm just under the last of them.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, it's the last in this set. We're going
Speaker 3: to be back next week.
Speaker 2: H is on my family getting a facelift.
Speaker 3: Huh And are you getting a facelift if you want
Speaker 3: to pay for it?
Speaker 2: He said that that.
Speaker 3: We're getting a new set. Yeah, but I I you
Speaker 3: do need No one's got that much money.
Speaker 2: You said I could have someone ZAMPI.
Speaker 3: I didn't. I said you could have some Marsipan.
Speaker 2: Marsipan, it's a well known weight loss. Okay.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Yeah, So we will see you all next week,
Speaker 3: will we though, Yes, just a new just a new set.
Speaker 2: That's it, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: Bye, b very that's very that's very small.
Speaker 2: Chode just pre modeled this hill.
Speaker 7: Lisa, Oh god, sorry, why did back upside down the
Speaker 7: first time?
Speaker 2: You pretty apsided you put the ball at the top.
Speaker 2: She didn't know how you did