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<v Speaker 1>You're watching Chewing the Cud with Lee Robertson and Mike Benny.

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<v Speaker 2>And Rome spent roast in this weather deer, No, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>ask some cheese and toast. Then. Hello, it's Leigh Robertson

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<v Speaker 2>and with me today is the right hand who hasn't

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<v Speaker 2>got a clue what the left hand is doing. It's Mike,

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<v Speaker 2>Benny and Roe.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, they're both doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I hate you when you do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you get jealous.

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<v Speaker 2>Spent special this week, isn't it Mike?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it is, Yes, it is Lee. We have been

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<v Speaker 3>doing the show for a few years.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I would say a good decade. No, is it

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<v Speaker 2>about twenty years?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Ten?

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<v Speaker 4>About six?

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<v Speaker 2>Is he about six?

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<v Speaker 3>Six? Maybe seven? Yeah, it's been a lot of fun, right,

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<v Speaker 3>but all good things must come to.

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<v Speaker 2>The Mike's only got a week to live, So we're

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<v Speaker 2>just gonna what do not get the email? Got next up? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>make your peace. So it's only right that we look

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<v Speaker 2>back at some of our memorable bits when we pack

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<v Speaker 2>up the studio. Boo boo, just one crystal ball at

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<v Speaker 2>a time.

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<v Speaker 3>More than.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, let's let's Ileen, Aileen, come on, come on, Eileen.

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<v Speaker 2>We well, we'll get in touch with the aliens and

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<v Speaker 2>see if they want to back or a husband.

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<v Speaker 3>Because ibviously lovely you remembered that story from like four

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<v Speaker 3>years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>But because it was the best story ever, we were

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<v Speaker 2>off turned into a topic Crisp I loved. Did she

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<v Speaker 2>did you kill her?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Its insurance.

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<v Speaker 3>It was insurance fraud.

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<v Speaker 2>She's never been seen again.

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<v Speaker 3>She was the end of that store.

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<v Speaker 2>She got found.

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<v Speaker 3>It was insurance fraud.

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<v Speaker 2>Was she dead? No?

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<v Speaker 3>She committing insurance.

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<v Speaker 2>There was no definite answer to that. Was it was insure?

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Anybody want to find year old toffee Crisp with a

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<v Speaker 2>wig on, go to our ey store, gonna set one up.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's have some clips.

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<v Speaker 5>So on previous shows, I very much talked about my

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<v Speaker 5>own personal tastes when it comes to romantic partners. How

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<v Speaker 5>are you on folks with the body hairly? Are you

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<v Speaker 5>fond of a hairy partner?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a moderate amount. I think if you're having to

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<v Speaker 2>kind of shaken back them before you get it on,

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<v Speaker 2>it's perhaps a little too much.

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<v Speaker 5>My preferred type of man is very hairy but very short.

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<v Speaker 5>You're familiar with the Star Wars like EBox, that's my Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>If you look like you're from the forest mood of

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<v Speaker 5>end or then I'm probably wow, probably on board.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you like going to zooms a lot? They also

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<v Speaker 2>have to be like human human? Yeah, human have made

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<v Speaker 2>that very clear.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, we've got a story again, a story from this

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<v Speaker 5>year about the world's hairiest teenager.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well that's nothing is still a thing?

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<v Speaker 5>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you running out of there?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you running out of it?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>No, we died sheeven Gaitlian.

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<v Speaker 7>I can cut it out this whole section.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a documentary coming off about that's him, right, anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>we're both fortrolling this person.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what.

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<v Speaker 3>I just when we were first started all those years

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<v Speaker 3>ago and used to just.

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<v Speaker 2>Now it's does well, that fucking cake and crease.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm using this foundation so important. But you know what's

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<v Speaker 3>the word I was thinking of then?

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<v Speaker 2>Award winning? That's two words groundbreaking.

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<v Speaker 4>No, that's two words, and that's true.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh brilliant.

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<v Speaker 3>I forgot the word.

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<v Speaker 2>Inspired, heroic. I can't say that. You can say that

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<v Speaker 2>if you want.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to no.

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<v Speaker 8>All right, free, it's free. You can listen to it

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<v Speaker 8>to go to probably true podcast dot com. Also, it's

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<v Speaker 8>probably true on all of your all right, we're not

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<v Speaker 8>pod catching device. Also YouTube if you want to see

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<v Speaker 8>more of this useful but.

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<v Speaker 3>Entertaining, lighthearted as where I was going. All right, there's

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<v Speaker 3>it's two words high flat again.

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<v Speaker 8>And that was that was that was worth the five

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<v Speaker 8>minutes to hear the.

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<v Speaker 3>Hamsters on the wheel. I just lost where I was at.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>It's fine, I apologize for it, rather than what was

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<v Speaker 3>I saying?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for being a friend.

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<v Speaker 4>I have the Sophia.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll bring you a story about why I shot my

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<v Speaker 2>load in my pants. I didn't write that, I say it,

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<v Speaker 2>and I will not say those words.

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<v Speaker 7>So it's okay, how good old video now.

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<v Speaker 3>Loads five o'clock.

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<v Speaker 4>Will we say it?

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<v Speaker 3>We'll find out.

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<v Speaker 2>It's because he was doing it slowly, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm not saying. I'm not saying that I shut

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<v Speaker 2>a load in my pants. I'm going to make it.

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<v Speaker 3>Make it up about Kylie.

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<v Speaker 5>She concave in which I'm interested. I'm interested in all

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<v Speaker 5>beautiful fat much concaves of all that.

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<v Speaker 2>Viewers, I'm linking to the daddy even oaks.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry about the beautiful fat people doing that?

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<v Speaker 2>Call the throat back social media quick. Yeah, yeah, that

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<v Speaker 2>would would that make it worse?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, no, because then it'll be easy to poop it,

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<v Speaker 3>easy to push out. Yeah, because if you go you

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<v Speaker 3>need to go and you're stressed, it's going to be difficult.

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<v Speaker 3>So practice relaxation. Gradually, gradually expose yourself to the situation.

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<v Speaker 3>Not that face.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh not like that. Oh well, like I go in

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<v Speaker 2>and like just crouched and like a little bit come

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<v Speaker 2>out and go.

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<v Speaker 3>No, one, we're going. We don't necessarily need to go

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<v Speaker 3>and just get used to being in the environment.

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<v Speaker 2>Snatch tim Yeah, you can come at in a minute.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh if we did a little mouth thing to you, Hello,

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<v Speaker 9>little a little mouth, I can eat it.

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<v Speaker 2>Can pour out my little bomhole. Just just wait a minute.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, other things, A lot of that has been crowded.

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<v Speaker 3>That a minute of laughter, that's gone there.

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<v Speaker 10>Right, we're eating cereal out of a egg.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, we are.

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<v Speaker 10>Booze fantastic. I've never done that before.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what the baby Jesus would have wanted when he

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<v Speaker 3>was having been killed.

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<v Speaker 10>Yes, I read that somewhere.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, So I've got conflicts because I'm being healthy.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got what you got, cocoa pops because chocolate and chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, why not, you know exactly double chocolate.

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<v Speaker 3>They turned the milk chocolatey, so you'll have chocolatey booze.

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<v Speaker 10>God, this is exciting. Can you tell I don't get out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't get out much at all, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna fill it.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't don't fill it, phil it eat some space for

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<v Speaker 3>the cream to go. Okay, if you want to shot

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<v Speaker 3>coco pops, that.

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<v Speaker 4>Will bag you, go for it.

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<v Speaker 10>This is my chaser, that's the main.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, we need to record you shotting.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you gonna do is take some of your

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<v Speaker 3>delicious irish cream that's not babies and just gently pour

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<v Speaker 3>that in hold the egg as you do.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, like that.

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<v Speaker 3>You are welcome, but don't go anywhere. As coming up,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know because we stopped. We stopped moving the

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<v Speaker 3>ottok I got coming up. I'm coming up, so you

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<v Speaker 3>better get this party started. Shirley Bassy version.

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<v Speaker 2>This is I don't know how I feel about I mean, obviously,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a homosexuals. We don't feel anything.

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<v Speaker 10>In life.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm a homosexual, so I feel nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's some memories that stick around. As we have

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<v Speaker 2>more coming up after this break, welcome back to this

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<v Speaker 2>waddle down there. You put that on as a slurt.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a wonderful welcome back to this waddle down

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<v Speaker 2>the lane. A big fat bastard. You open your big

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<v Speaker 2>facts to watch these. I'm staying in changing that out,

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<v Speaker 2>no doubt it would do. Do we need more clips?

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<v Speaker 2>I got you can.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have an inspirational quote in a card in

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<v Speaker 3>your wallet?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? I do, Mike.

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<v Speaker 3>What's it say?

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<v Speaker 2>Make love laugh toaster bath. I'm not reading it out

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<v Speaker 2>because you're going to take the piss out.

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<v Speaker 3>I say that, please, I won't read it out loud.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh it's wordy, it's very long.

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<v Speaker 2>It's got to wait to it. How I was given

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<v Speaker 2>that by very dear friends.

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<v Speaker 3>They're dead, not now, not now for a while.

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<v Speaker 2>That resurrected them. Anyway, Let's see a little bit of

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<v Speaker 2>char Have you ever seen the film Edwards Hands I

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<v Speaker 2>have loved while adding their own individual flair, the panel

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<v Speaker 2>of judges.

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<v Speaker 3>Wearing some focus issues.

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<v Speaker 4>Rude.

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<v Speaker 3>I realized they set for the entire.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you trying?

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<v Speaker 11>I said, They've been on for the entire party.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need my box of tissues with a with

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<v Speaker 2>a positive information.

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<v Speaker 3>Under a pound because you've got yours in your wallet.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw a man standing in front of me. It

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't the boy I remembered.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was from my mother mic So parents, goodbye

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<v Speaker 2>shit gifts.

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<v Speaker 3>Just because you fell out of the flup doesn't mean

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<v Speaker 3>the gifts. Any quitter.

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<v Speaker 2>Fell out of a flop. So competitors were encouraged to

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<v Speaker 2>dress up inspired by the stars, famously flamboyant wardrobebout adding

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<v Speaker 2>their own flair.

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<v Speaker 3>Lee.

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<v Speaker 2>You into racing, not as much as I'm into pegging.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you threw me.

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<v Speaker 5>There, You threw me right, I'm gonna start again.

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<v Speaker 12>I'm prepared now.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I like that song? Uh did you?

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<v Speaker 2>I did?

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<v Speaker 8>You might have ruined it for me?

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<v Speaker 11>Okay, gypsies some foods?

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<v Speaker 3>Were you a gothic kind of emo kid at some point?

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<v Speaker 8>I would have been if that was a thing in

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<v Speaker 8>a mining town in Yorkshire in the nineteen ROMs.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So if I sang something that was quite of

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<v Speaker 3>that era of that genre, you might get it. I

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<v Speaker 3>So we're taking a moment to remember all of the

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<v Speaker 2>Have we got any crafty queen stuff on the show Bounty?

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<v Speaker 2>I think they've all disintegrated because they were so very

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<v Speaker 2>certain age. We'll remember that it's a test card puppet clown.

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<v Speaker 4>Better again.

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<v Speaker 3>We're moving on. Okay, okay, how do you feel about technology?

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<v Speaker 2>Or they have like seven hands.

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<v Speaker 12>on the table while I'm doing it.

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<v Speaker 3>I do some noises while you do the research what

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<v Speaker 12>Can I care?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, oh yeah, I can't.

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<v Speaker 12>I can't follow it anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Mike and the chicken strips?

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<v Speaker 12>Are you relaxedly? Very yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>You look quite stressed.

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<v Speaker 12>twinkle twinkle, little star, or it could be it could

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<v Speaker 12>a very garden, is a very relaxing place to do a.

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<v Speaker 11>Coca cocka.

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<v Speaker 12>I think that was very successful, don't you agree?

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<v Speaker 3>So success was not the word I'd use.

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<v Speaker 2>And I put it well, Actually, if you hold the

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<v Speaker 2>cue the cucumber, I know, if you hold the cauliflower

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<v Speaker 2>thing metal bits which droops down like that and catches

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<v Speaker 2>on your flammable blouse and then you die, that's what

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<v Speaker 2>they want.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, choices were made there ly choices.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really going to miss crafty queens. That's what it

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<v Speaker 2>says on there. But stay right there as we have

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<v Speaker 2>more of this coming up.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm coming up. So you get the daily to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome back, and you are watching you in the cud.

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<v Speaker 3>Now as we take you down, we take you down,

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<v Speaker 3>the take you down the set, read your cheeks.

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<v Speaker 2>and Randy from the sound of bit oh that hate oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, as we take down the set, I reminded of

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<v Speaker 3>some of the times we didn't do exactly what was

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<v Speaker 3>expected of us.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, like turning up and doing something funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Or reading the Autokyo on time.

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<v Speaker 6>That cool.

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<v Speaker 2>hm did you pass? You know? After after a while after.

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<v Speaker 3>some of clips on?

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<v Speaker 10>That is that was a choice?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, in the US, where they don't like people would

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<v Speaker 3>changing names and stuff.

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<v Speaker 10>Interesting, isn't that? Isn't that ironic?

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<v Speaker 3>Ironic that this this heterosexual father was able to change

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<v Speaker 3>the name of what they've decided is a cisgendered girl

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<v Speaker 3>to a cisgender girl's name from something that they didn't

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<v Speaker 3>think was fitting.

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<v Speaker 8>Hmm.

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<v Speaker 10>Strange behavior.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's almost like his name doesn't really matter anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Unikite though, it sounds like they're quite like Unkite. It

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like a drag name, wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like the creator of a kite company?

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<v Speaker 10>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>But what what did you work for all make kites? What?

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<v Speaker 2>Really?

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<v Speaker 3>What company? Unikite?

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<v Speaker 2>Nice?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I got kites?

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, kind of like iPhone? But you nick.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, there's gonna be a pee wee there is stop it,

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<v Speaker 2>stop it.

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<v Speaker 3>Deed stop suggested because I can't get over my head.

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<v Speaker 3>You're going to be so upset with this one just

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<v Speaker 3>because it exist.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm upset with myself.

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<v Speaker 3>Week Bicyclen Candentcy. Oh do you know that one?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, week Aus I no tears for you?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah yeah, yeah, I know that, but that's not what

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<v Speaker 8>I was hearing. But I know that song.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, I'm show a picture of scruttled wrath. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>just that, well so far it's just that. Well won

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<v Speaker 2>Will you ever be able to show a picture of

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<v Speaker 2>scuttle wrath? Well? Week after week I ask, and it

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<v Speaker 2>never happens. Yes, is it? Gallery? Tim Simms John Sims, Well.

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<v Speaker 3>A museum is going on tour.

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<v Speaker 10>A museum, A museum is going on tour, right, Like

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<v Speaker 10>take that?

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<v Speaker 3>Like take that the museum. Let's standing up and going.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know the lyrics. This is the museum in

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<v Speaker 3>Sanddown in the Isle of Wight, and it is the

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<v Speaker 3>National Pool.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh museum. It's their website for that again, the specialist websites.

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<v Speaker 3>But this is this is oh.

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<v Speaker 10>So they made a bouncy ball out of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, they have suspended different types of pool in resin

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<v Speaker 3>and they go around they're going around the country showing

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<v Speaker 3>people the different types of pool.

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<v Speaker 10>Do they need donations that they will be charging for admission?

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<v Speaker 1>This is interesting animal human, dinosaur, not dinosaur because they

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<v Speaker 1>don't exist, but anymore, very different.

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<v Speaker 10>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so great for a secret sumer and a gift

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<v Speaker 1>for present.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, you can't steal from museums Paris.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe the gift shop or something like, you know, and

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<v Speaker 1>make a great gift. Don't steal kids, don't.

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<v Speaker 4>Get caught stealing.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, you think you'll get that good to go to that?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I would love to go. I

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<v Speaker 1>love the fact that it's going on tour. Pooh is

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<v Speaker 1>going on tour a Pooh museum. I want to see

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<v Speaker 1>all the different types, you know, the dehydrated ones, the

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<v Speaker 1>freeze dried ones, you know, the ones with fruit in it,

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<v Speaker 1>the you know, the ones with sweet cory the night before. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see it all. I mean, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>something that I'm into in that way, but I'm open

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<v Speaker 1>to going to learn about Pooh.

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<v Speaker 10>You know, because we all do it.

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<v Speaker 2>We do.

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<v Speaker 10>Indeed, we might as well look at it in a building.

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<v Speaker 3>Why not look at suspended poo On a Saturday afternoon

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<v Speaker 3>people pay for this this week. This is it's obscure,

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<v Speaker 3>which is good. Thanks Mike, and then you just reference

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<v Speaker 3>thanks that I always want to know what poo would tastes.

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<v Speaker 10>Like, tastes like, Thanks Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so thrilled that you've got to educate us about

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<v Speaker 1>pooh museums. And now I can't wait to see everybody's pooh,

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<v Speaker 1>including yours.

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<v Speaker 3>Please don't share it. Put You're welcome, Paris, stay right there.

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<v Speaker 3>Coming after this short break, we go up to State

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<v Speaker 3>with Joan down The Joan down the bookie said she

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<v Speaker 3>wanted one, and you know Joan knows art because she

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<v Speaker 3>works in the bookies and other lies.

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<v Speaker 2>Parents tell hid you can put that, you can put

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<v Speaker 2>that foldable temper another one. What are you doing, Jesus?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not doing Jesus.

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<v Speaker 2>And why that Catherine tight sketch?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I've blown a hole in my boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Well there's small, but there's raw morbulers. But the rover

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<v Speaker 2>here you have to come and get them.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'll be okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I think do you think you'll manage?

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<v Speaker 3>They can't manage without. To be fair, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Think you did it on purpose.

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<v Speaker 3>And you can see the names of people reached out

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<v Speaker 3>and touched on gaping souls going along the bottom of

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<v Speaker 3>the screen. But now it's time for Paris in the Spotlight?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that who wrote that bottom cure?

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<v Speaker 3>At three am?

442
00:28:41.279 --> 00:28:43.640
<v Speaker 10>Do that get gaping holes in Paris in the Spotlight?

443
00:28:43.799 --> 00:28:45.960
<v Speaker 10>My god, all.

444
00:28:45.920 --> 00:28:47.440
<v Speaker 3>The word gaping was just flung in there.

445
00:28:51.839 --> 00:29:07.480
<v Speaker 4>That's all right, mhmm. You can't hear what they've just said.

446
00:29:07.519 --> 00:29:09.079
<v Speaker 3>It was very unhelpful.

447
00:29:11.079 --> 00:29:12.240
<v Speaker 2>He has a good one, though.

448
00:29:12.880 --> 00:29:14.440
<v Speaker 12>I guess it depends on which hand.

449
00:29:14.519 --> 00:29:18.920
<v Speaker 2>I know, gentle go for that side, want something powerful?

450
00:29:22.400 --> 00:29:24.880
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, he doesn't look happy with this.

451
00:29:26.000 --> 00:29:28.240
<v Speaker 2>I wonder if he's like it must have been a

452
00:29:28.680 --> 00:29:30.960
<v Speaker 2>sort of unbalanced all the time, if he's got like

453
00:29:31.000 --> 00:29:37.519
<v Speaker 2>one hinge side and one sort of thin side. Yeah, awful, awful.

454
00:29:37.599 --> 00:29:41.319
<v Speaker 5>Opinions are divided on viewing it as social commentary and

455
00:29:41.359 --> 00:29:48.200
<v Speaker 5>concerns over promoting unhealthy practices. I mean, one would hope that,

456
00:29:48.839 --> 00:29:51.279
<v Speaker 5>you know, like when when I was a kid watching TV,

457
00:29:51.319 --> 00:29:52.960
<v Speaker 5>they would always say, don't try this at.

458
00:29:52.880 --> 00:29:54.200
<v Speaker 2>Home, don't try this at home.

459
00:29:54.319 --> 00:29:57.559
<v Speaker 5>You know, the TikTok doesn't say that, does it. It

460
00:29:57.640 --> 00:29:59.400
<v Speaker 5>don't say don't try this at home?

461
00:29:59.559 --> 00:29:59.839
<v Speaker 2>No?

462
00:30:02.319 --> 00:30:02.519
<v Speaker 3>Wow?

463
00:30:06.240 --> 00:30:06.680
<v Speaker 2>Is that enough?

464
00:30:06.799 --> 00:30:08.680
<v Speaker 5>We need to waffle on about that longer.

465
00:30:10.960 --> 00:30:11.480
<v Speaker 4>Brilliant.

466
00:30:14.839 --> 00:30:17.799
<v Speaker 5>A warning for us, all, Lee, A warning for us all.

467
00:30:18.000 --> 00:30:24.480
<v Speaker 5>That is all we've got from the buzz this week.

468
00:30:23.799 --> 00:30:26.519
<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much. I will make sure I train

469
00:30:26.599 --> 00:30:28.720
<v Speaker 2>both sides of my body, not just one.

470
00:30:29.319 --> 00:30:31.640
<v Speaker 5>I thought he said, trim both sides of your body.

471
00:30:31.640 --> 00:30:32.799
<v Speaker 5>I thought we were back on the air.

472
00:30:32.880 --> 00:30:34.200
<v Speaker 2>Then trim and train.

473
00:30:34.839 --> 00:30:39.839
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that'd be a nice thing. Just be like, see,

474
00:30:39.880 --> 00:30:41.680
<v Speaker 5>that would be a healthy You're not going to get

475
00:30:41.720 --> 00:30:45.200
<v Speaker 5>spinal conditions from just shaving one side.

476
00:30:45.480 --> 00:30:48.400
<v Speaker 2>Another spade so he can dig a bigger hole with.

477
00:30:48.920 --> 00:30:50.960
<v Speaker 10>That'd be a beautiful thing, wouldn't.

478
00:30:50.599 --> 00:30:52.279
<v Speaker 2>It shave one side of my body?

479
00:30:52.519 --> 00:30:52.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

480
00:30:53.319 --> 00:30:57.279
<v Speaker 5>Anybody's body? Lovely Chesney Hawks.

481
00:31:02.200 --> 00:31:04.079
<v Speaker 8>There's a photo of a bat and I think it

482
00:31:04.160 --> 00:31:11.319
<v Speaker 8>went back to COVID. Right, Okay, wow is it not

483
00:31:11.359 --> 00:31:13.200
<v Speaker 8>the best work I met, but still.

484
00:31:15.960 --> 00:31:19.240
<v Speaker 3>It Mouse? Do you mean like a deflator mouse? Yeah?

485
00:31:19.559 --> 00:31:21.279
<v Speaker 3>What do you mean? Like a big wooden thing here?

486
00:31:21.839 --> 00:31:21.920
<v Speaker 10>No?

487
00:31:22.200 --> 00:31:24.160
<v Speaker 8>I know Gigantica.

488
00:31:26.079 --> 00:31:26.640
<v Speaker 2>La mouse.

489
00:31:27.079 --> 00:31:31.079
<v Speaker 8>Yeah that's an opera, yes, but it means it's German

490
00:31:31.160 --> 00:31:34.400
<v Speaker 8>for the flutter mouse, which is the German word.

491
00:31:34.200 --> 00:31:39.640
<v Speaker 3>For where did we find this?

492
00:31:40.200 --> 00:31:45.359
<v Speaker 2>That is what all gay people are awarded after, like

493
00:31:45.559 --> 00:31:50.160
<v Speaker 2>twenty years of being a gay. It's a SpongeBob SquarePants

494
00:31:50.200 --> 00:31:52.680
<v Speaker 2>Award for felching.

495
00:31:54.039 --> 00:31:58.640
<v Speaker 3>And you've been awarded this. Yes, okay, Hello, I hope

496
00:31:58.640 --> 00:32:00.640
<v Speaker 3>you're enjoying this as much as we are living with

497
00:32:00.680 --> 00:32:01.680
<v Speaker 3>the felty references.

498
00:32:03.039 --> 00:32:06.960
<v Speaker 2>You don't even watch it. We don't even watch it, Mike.

499
00:32:07.000 --> 00:32:09.799
<v Speaker 2>But to everyone who is watching, stay there. As we

500
00:32:09.839 --> 00:32:13.440
<v Speaker 2>get more clips coming up, we get more clips coming up.

501
00:32:14.240 --> 00:32:17.599
<v Speaker 2>We've got more clips coming up. I'm just really trying

502
00:32:17.599 --> 00:32:18.359
<v Speaker 2>not to say clicked.

503
00:32:29.759 --> 00:32:32.319
<v Speaker 3>Welcome back to Chewing the cud as we close down

504
00:32:32.359 --> 00:32:33.559
<v Speaker 3>the set for the last time.

505
00:32:34.519 --> 00:32:37.599
<v Speaker 2>Oh boo, squish wish. But we still have some memories

506
00:32:37.640 --> 00:32:43.480
<v Speaker 2>to share with you like these. It could be a.

507
00:32:43.440 --> 00:32:47.559
<v Speaker 5>Live art installation, just sort of like lovely Natural naked

508
00:32:47.640 --> 00:32:52.240
<v Speaker 5>man just shaved smooth on one side, her suit on tother.

509
00:32:53.319 --> 00:32:59.680
<v Speaker 2>Nobody's listening out there, there's a homosexual trapped in a studio.

510
00:33:01.599 --> 00:33:04.960
<v Speaker 5>I think I could get grant money for that.

511
00:33:05.279 --> 00:33:05.920
<v Speaker 10>I'd do it.

512
00:33:06.200 --> 00:33:07.839
<v Speaker 5>I'd let people watch me shave half.

513
00:33:07.680 --> 00:33:09.119
<v Speaker 2>Of my body. I would like to see that.

514
00:33:09.720 --> 00:33:11.799
<v Speaker 3>Let's do it next time. Next time.

515
00:33:21.759 --> 00:33:34.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh alwa's gone sweaty hm hm hmm. Well, commas, did.

516
00:33:34.759 --> 00:33:40.279
<v Speaker 3>You see what I did with it.

517
00:33:38.079 --> 00:33:43.279
<v Speaker 2>From what linked that's why did you look at it?

518
00:33:49.599 --> 00:33:52.240
<v Speaker 2>I trust kind of yourself.

519
00:33:56.599 --> 00:34:06.519
<v Speaker 9>Let's swallow it, good boy, good boy, swallow it for daddy.

520
00:34:09.559 --> 00:34:13.039
<v Speaker 3>Oh a, I spirit, I didn't.

521
00:34:13.039 --> 00:34:13.880
<v Speaker 4>I didn't put it down with.

522
00:34:17.599 --> 00:34:20.119
<v Speaker 3>The fusion forms the scrotum and the penis, leaving a

523
00:34:20.159 --> 00:34:22.559
<v Speaker 3>visible line from the anus through the parodem on the

524
00:34:22.599 --> 00:34:24.719
<v Speaker 3>scrotum so actually goes all the way down.

525
00:34:25.480 --> 00:34:28.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm aware I have fingered myself.

526
00:34:39.239 --> 00:35:04.880
<v Speaker 6>Oh dear, okay, I know I have fingered myself.

527
00:35:07.639 --> 00:35:16.360
<v Speaker 3>Where are the tissues? There were none, little bab bit

528
00:35:16.400 --> 00:35:20.679
<v Speaker 3>womb Oh is their finger in myself?

529
00:35:21.119 --> 00:35:22.039
<v Speaker 2>Or hate it here?

530
00:35:24.840 --> 00:35:25.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

531
00:35:25.639 --> 00:35:39.800
<v Speaker 2>Justus all gun. It doesn't matter because he's going to

532
00:35:39.840 --> 00:35:40.199
<v Speaker 2>put that in.

533
00:35:40.840 --> 00:35:43.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to strategically cut to a test card at

534
00:35:43.280 --> 00:35:45.559
<v Speaker 3>that point because I'm going to have legoing.

535
00:35:46.000 --> 00:35:48.199
<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm aware I have test card.

536
00:35:48.440 --> 00:35:53.000
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm not going to leave the finger biting, because

537
00:35:53.039 --> 00:35:56.559
<v Speaker 3>that would be true, but I have beep and just

538
00:35:56.960 --> 00:36:02.320
<v Speaker 3>test card. And then because I can come back with okay,

539
00:36:02.760 --> 00:36:11.320
<v Speaker 3>that's a direction. Sorry, okay, So yes, I don't know

540
00:36:11.360 --> 00:36:14.719
<v Speaker 3>how to follow on from that revelation of you and

541
00:36:15.079 --> 00:36:15.920
<v Speaker 3>what you've just done.

542
00:36:20.840 --> 00:36:20.880
<v Speaker 10>Me.

543
00:36:22.039 --> 00:36:28.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and then Paris will bring us up, and then

544
00:36:28.280 --> 00:36:30.079
<v Speaker 3>Paris will be bringing us all up to date with

545
00:36:30.119 --> 00:36:32.719
<v Speaker 3>everything they've been up to, including an exciting tease of

546
00:36:32.760 --> 00:36:35.280
<v Speaker 3>something new in Spotlight. But on screen now you can

547
00:36:35.280 --> 00:36:37.360
<v Speaker 3>see how contact details. We are at the kud TV

548
00:36:37.480 --> 00:36:39.840
<v Speaker 3>on social media where you can follow us and catch

549
00:36:39.920 --> 00:36:42.199
<v Speaker 3>up with previous episodes from doing that again, because.

550
00:36:41.920 --> 00:36:47.639
<v Speaker 2>It was showing I need sleep.

551
00:36:48.880 --> 00:36:49.280
<v Speaker 3>Havn't that.

552
00:36:54.559 --> 00:36:56.840
<v Speaker 10>Yes for an award show?

553
00:36:57.480 --> 00:36:59.519
<v Speaker 3>Uh? Wasn't an award?

554
00:37:01.440 --> 00:37:05.599
<v Speaker 1>I want to be the award one can dream? So

555
00:37:05.800 --> 00:37:14.719
<v Speaker 1>the British LGBT Awards nominations loud, what's happened for these?

556
00:37:17.440 --> 00:37:19.079
<v Speaker 3>I want to be the want to be passed around

557
00:37:19.079 --> 00:37:20.159
<v Speaker 3>like a bugler of frat pie.

558
00:37:20.280 --> 00:37:28.519
<v Speaker 10>Oh my god, can we make this happen? Donate We'll

559
00:37:28.559 --> 00:37:29.360
<v Speaker 10>start that again.

560
00:37:29.800 --> 00:37:34.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's fine, quite problem.

561
00:37:34.800 --> 00:37:42.079
<v Speaker 8>Joan Rivers drag queen, Yeah, true drag queen. Yeah, it'd

562
00:37:42.079 --> 00:37:43.639
<v Speaker 8>be nice if she came back from beyond the grave.

563
00:37:43.639 --> 00:37:46.920
<v Speaker 8>I think that'd be fantastic. When I learned my new spells,

564
00:37:47.000 --> 00:37:51.440
<v Speaker 8>then yeah, I'll give it a guy crushing on m M.

565
00:37:53.280 --> 00:37:56.039
<v Speaker 8>The l Words spin off show was called The g

566
00:37:56.199 --> 00:37:58.760
<v Speaker 8>Spot Queer or not Quite. I feel like that's going

567
00:37:58.840 --> 00:38:02.559
<v Speaker 8>to be true, queer not quite called the real L word,

568
00:38:03.000 --> 00:38:05.480
<v Speaker 8>which I'd have gone with a juice spot much better name.

569
00:38:08.320 --> 00:38:09.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how he speaks.

570
00:38:10.000 --> 00:38:11.960
<v Speaker 3>I don't know how just just peper, But.

571
00:38:14.079 --> 00:38:17.320
<v Speaker 2>That's it's just the same as the just a child

572
00:38:18.000 --> 00:38:24.840
<v Speaker 2>snap one. They got any drugs? No, you can't do that, Okay.

573
00:38:25.280 --> 00:38:30.840
<v Speaker 3>In that situation, then you are going around a zoo

574
00:38:31.880 --> 00:38:35.159
<v Speaker 3>oo oh come.

575
00:38:35.559 --> 00:38:39.599
<v Speaker 2>These Oh no about a bit, Prince Charles, then.

576
00:38:41.039 --> 00:38:41.280
<v Speaker 3>Did it?

577
00:38:41.840 --> 00:38:51.280
<v Speaker 2>These monkeys they are eating. I can't do it. They're

578
00:38:51.320 --> 00:38:54.079
<v Speaker 2>eating I can't why kind of not because it's such

579
00:38:54.079 --> 00:38:57.840
<v Speaker 2>a hideous, hideous human being and my brain will not

580
00:38:58.559 --> 00:39:08.199
<v Speaker 2>allow me to Donald Trump, Yes, oh she's tight.

581
00:39:09.960 --> 00:39:11.039
<v Speaker 3>I was sticking your fist up.

582
00:39:13.280 --> 00:39:23.519
<v Speaker 2>Y's right. I didn't smell it because you sat on it.

583
00:39:24.599 --> 00:39:27.119
<v Speaker 2>She smelled perfume, and I was like, I'm sure I

584
00:39:27.119 --> 00:39:29.400
<v Speaker 2>didn't spray with perfume. But then as I smiled, it

585
00:39:29.480 --> 00:39:32.239
<v Speaker 2>was like, you sat on that, and now it smells

586
00:39:32.239 --> 00:39:32.800
<v Speaker 2>of your ass.

587
00:39:32.960 --> 00:39:37.599
<v Speaker 3>It smells like perfume, apparently, Natalie, while you're enjoying your puppet.

588
00:39:37.639 --> 00:39:42.440
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if you've noticed something's missing, Liza, No,

589
00:39:42.519 --> 00:39:43.719
<v Speaker 3>there's something missing here.

590
00:39:45.599 --> 00:39:49.679
<v Speaker 2>What have you done? You don't. What have you done

591
00:39:49.719 --> 00:39:53.920
<v Speaker 2>with Zen and Cat? Have you? Have you smashed it?

592
00:39:54.199 --> 00:39:55.480
<v Speaker 3>I promisely I haven't smashed it.

593
00:39:56.239 --> 00:40:02.360
<v Speaker 2>Where is it? People enjoyed that? You enjoyed they enjoyed that? Well,

594
00:40:02.360 --> 00:40:03.119
<v Speaker 2>what have you done with it?

595
00:40:03.239 --> 00:40:04.639
<v Speaker 3>I can promise you it wasn't smashed.

596
00:40:05.880 --> 00:40:10.199
<v Speaker 2>What do you think, Lisa? Should we watch the video?

597
00:40:10.239 --> 00:40:11.559
<v Speaker 2>It's a video? The video?

598
00:40:12.159 --> 00:40:17.800
<v Speaker 3>M h, it's cat a cat?

599
00:40:17.880 --> 00:40:36.719
<v Speaker 2>Well it's at that's not that's not the cat. That's

600
00:40:36.760 --> 00:40:40.119
<v Speaker 2>not the O g one? Is it that? I am positive?

601
00:40:42.119 --> 00:40:48.199
<v Speaker 3>I just what makes you so shoy? Not the O

602
00:40:48.320 --> 00:40:48.719
<v Speaker 3>g one?

603
00:40:48.960 --> 00:40:51.400
<v Speaker 2>Because it doesn't look that the O g one had

604
00:40:51.679 --> 00:40:55.320
<v Speaker 2>has a nicer face.

605
00:40:55.760 --> 00:40:58.800
<v Speaker 3>It's the oge. It doesn't have a face anymore.

606
00:40:59.239 --> 00:41:00.280
<v Speaker 2>That's not the O g One?

607
00:41:00.920 --> 00:41:02.159
<v Speaker 3>Then where is the old one?

608
00:41:02.599 --> 00:41:07.199
<v Speaker 2>You put it somewhere to hide because you've just got

609
00:41:07.199 --> 00:41:10.880
<v Speaker 2>that off YouTube off YouTube tube?

610
00:41:11.880 --> 00:41:14.679
<v Speaker 3>So Gary last week? What did I take home with me?

611
00:41:18.800 --> 00:41:27.920
<v Speaker 2>It hasn't I did it? Hasn't you haven't?

612
00:41:27.960 --> 00:41:34.800
<v Speaker 3>I feel perfectly, perfectly, perfectly sure. The zencats, No, that's

613
00:41:34.840 --> 00:41:35.679
<v Speaker 3>not it?

614
00:41:35.679 --> 00:41:35.840
<v Speaker 5>Is it?

615
00:41:35.960 --> 00:41:38.880
<v Speaker 2>That's not it? That face? That face is a cheap

616
00:41:39.000 --> 00:41:44.920
<v Speaker 2>imitation of the thing. You got tabu of the thing

617
00:41:45.039 --> 00:41:51.360
<v Speaker 2>because it's no nice try Hello.

618
00:41:51.440 --> 00:41:52.239
<v Speaker 3>Okay, where is it?

619
00:41:52.280 --> 00:41:55.280
<v Speaker 2>Then you put it hidden it somewhere and I can't

620
00:41:55.320 --> 00:42:01.360
<v Speaker 2>see it? Okay anyway, Wow, that's almost the end. No,

621
00:42:01.480 --> 00:42:03.519
<v Speaker 2>it actually is. We would like to thank you for

622
00:42:03.599 --> 00:42:05.920
<v Speaker 2>all the laughs and giggles we have had. It's been

623
00:42:05.960 --> 00:42:09.800
<v Speaker 2>such an honor and a privilege to join you every week.

624
00:42:12.440 --> 00:42:15.400
<v Speaker 3>Hello. Well I'm just under the last of them.

625
00:42:17.239 --> 00:42:17.440
<v Speaker 2>Huh.

626
00:42:18.920 --> 00:42:23.760
<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, it's the last in this set. We're going

627
00:42:23.840 --> 00:42:24.599
<v Speaker 3>to be back next week.

628
00:42:26.079 --> 00:42:28.920
<v Speaker 2>H is on my family getting a facelift.

629
00:42:29.239 --> 00:42:33.159
<v Speaker 3>Huh And are you getting a facelift if you want

630
00:42:33.159 --> 00:42:33.719
<v Speaker 3>to pay for it?

631
00:42:34.039 --> 00:42:35.239
<v Speaker 2>He said that that.

632
00:42:35.239 --> 00:42:40.480
<v Speaker 3>We're getting a new set. Yeah, but I I you

633
00:42:40.519 --> 00:42:43.559
<v Speaker 3>do need No one's got that much money.

634
00:42:44.559 --> 00:42:45.800
<v Speaker 2>You said I could have someone ZAMPI.

635
00:42:46.679 --> 00:42:48.719
<v Speaker 3>I didn't. I said you could have some Marsipan.

636
00:42:51.760 --> 00:42:56.800
<v Speaker 2>Marsipan, it's a well known weight loss. Okay.

637
00:42:57.480 --> 00:43:00.320
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, Yeah, So we will see you all next week,

638
00:43:01.360 --> 00:43:06.320
<v Speaker 3>will we though, Yes, just a new just a new set.

639
00:43:06.440 --> 00:43:09.159
<v Speaker 2>That's it, okay, okay.

640
00:43:08.960 --> 00:43:15.000
<v Speaker 3>Bye, b very that's very that's very small.

641
00:43:15.119 --> 00:43:17.960
<v Speaker 2>Chode just pre modeled this hill.

642
00:43:18.000 --> 00:43:25.719
<v Speaker 7>Lisa, Oh god, sorry, why did back upside down the

643
00:43:25.719 --> 00:43:26.199
<v Speaker 7>first time?

644
00:43:27.039 --> 00:43:29.239
<v Speaker 2>You pretty apsided you put the ball at the top.

645
00:43:29.639 --> 00:43:31.400
<v Speaker 2>She didn't know how you did