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<v Speaker 1>Seven. Lamb Productions Presents.

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<v Speaker 2>Com Doctor episode thirty six, New Son.

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<v Speaker 1>Destruction at time. Can you get the door?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Please don't be a salesperson.

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<v Speaker 2>Please don't be a salesperson. Please don't be a salesperson.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello. Hello, are you time?

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<v Speaker 2>I am?

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<v Speaker 1>Who are you?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just in Case his mother Penelope? Mom, Hello, son, Case.

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<v Speaker 1>His mother came rushing in and hooked his son.

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<v Speaker 3>Mommy, I've missed you.

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<v Speaker 1>Miss you too. But how come you're here?

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<v Speaker 3>Because, honey, you need to talk.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Nilope and Case sat on the couch time dorm.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm giving us some minute.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh it's okay, honey, he could stay.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't mind. I can give you to some privacy

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<v Speaker 2>to catch up.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, we're okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Stay Um, okay, I'm awkwardly took a seat on the

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<v Speaker 4>arm of the couch.

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<v Speaker 1>So, Mom, why that visit? Something wrong?

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<v Speaker 3>Huh. There's no easy way to say this. But your

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<v Speaker 3>dad and I had to talk the other day and

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<v Speaker 3>we decided it's time that we get another son. What

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<v Speaker 3>we just feel it's time that we get another son.

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<v Speaker 1>You mean like a brother, because Mom, you're in your

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<v Speaker 1>early sixties.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, yeah, no, I'm not having another baby. Your

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<v Speaker 3>father and I haven't had sex in five years.

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<v Speaker 2>Eh Um, maybe I should go.

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<v Speaker 3>No, Stay, you should hear this too, should I?

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<v Speaker 1>So? Wait? You're going to adopt a brother?

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<v Speaker 3>Who said anything about a brother?

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<v Speaker 1>You said another son?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, honey, to replace you? What I know? This isn't

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<v Speaker 3>easy to hear, and that's why I felt it was

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<v Speaker 3>best to do this face to face, even though your

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<v Speaker 3>father said he just wanted to do a letter.

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<v Speaker 1>A letter, but why uh?

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<v Speaker 3>Because you haven't really been around much and you never call,

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<v Speaker 3>and when you do, it's to ask for money. You

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<v Speaker 3>are to complain about your friend just in time.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I don't do that, not anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>It just feels like you're always busy. But your father

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<v Speaker 3>and I want to concrete family with the son who

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<v Speaker 3>calls often to check in, and who shows up on

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<v Speaker 3>Thanksgiving and Christmas, and who doesn't always ask us for

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<v Speaker 3>money for scratch offs.

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<v Speaker 4>I had to work on Thanksgiving and Christmas is no

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<v Speaker 4>good because we always have to deal with that drug,

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<v Speaker 4>a fake Sannah, just more excuses.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, I think I should go. This is family stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Stay really, but why uh?

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<v Speaker 4>I can change. I'll come over on holidays. I'll call

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<v Speaker 4>just to talk. I'll even put you as an emergency

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<v Speaker 4>contact on all my four.

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<v Speaker 3>Honey, I'm sorry to say it's too late.

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<v Speaker 1>What that's bullshit?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Here we go now with the anger.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, but this sucks. Please give me another shot.

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<v Speaker 3>I wish we could, but we've already made moves. See

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<v Speaker 3>it's like when we changed car insurance. We got another

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<v Speaker 3>one before canceling our current one.

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell does that mean?

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<v Speaker 3>We didn't want a lapse.

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<v Speaker 1>A lapse in sons?

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<v Speaker 3>That's right?

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<v Speaker 1>So you already have a new son?

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<v Speaker 3>We do. His name is Chester and he's here with me.

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<v Speaker 3>What where Chester? You can come in now? Hello, justin?

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<v Speaker 3>This is Chester, our new son, Chester. This is Justin,

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<v Speaker 3>our old son.

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<v Speaker 5>Nice to meet you. Fuck you?

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<v Speaker 1>Who the fuck is that?

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<v Speaker 3>It's Chester?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Chester? Oh give a fuck?

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<v Speaker 3>Well you asked?

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<v Speaker 2>You did ask?

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<v Speaker 1>Shut up?

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<v Speaker 3>Time now, Honey, you need to calm down.

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<v Speaker 1>Do I yes?

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<v Speaker 2>I really don't want to be here anymore. May I leave?

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<v Speaker 3>No? You may not, But I hate this, but you

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<v Speaker 3>need to be here.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Mom. Why are you doing this?

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<v Speaker 3>I already told you why. We want a real son.

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<v Speaker 1>But I am a real son.

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<v Speaker 3>Not anymore but you should get to know Chester. He's

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<v Speaker 3>a nice boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Mom.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't say that you fuck Hey, that's my son you're

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<v Speaker 3>talking to.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm your son you're talking to.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you're my son's friend.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not his friend. He doesn't want to be friends. Mom,

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<v Speaker 1>stop saying that.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to leave your say I hate this.

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<v Speaker 3>So why because you're not even trying?

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<v Speaker 1>Trying?

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<v Speaker 3>What trying to get to know my son? You guys

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<v Speaker 3>have a lot in common. You really should try being friends. No, Chester,

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<v Speaker 3>tell him something about you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an archaeologist. I don't fucking care.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell him something else.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't lick my fingers after eating cheetos.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a good thing about you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell him something else.

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<v Speaker 5>I won fifty dollars on a scratch off yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's one of my favorite things.

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<v Speaker 1>That's one of your favorite things. I'll give you fifty

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<v Speaker 1>dollars if it makes you love me again.

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<v Speaker 3>He didn't give me the fifty dollars.

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<v Speaker 5>I haven't even cashed it yet, but when I do,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm splitting it with Mom and Dad.

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<v Speaker 3>He means me and Owen.

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<v Speaker 1>I know Dad's name.

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<v Speaker 3>Mom, My name is Penelope, and I think you mean

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<v Speaker 3>you know his dad's name.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you doing this?

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<v Speaker 3>I've already told you. Chester is a real son, a

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<v Speaker 3>real darling. He calls me every Sunday, he plans to

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<v Speaker 3>come over each and every holiday. He doesn't ask for money.

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<v Speaker 3>In fact, he gives us money when he wins on

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<v Speaker 3>a scratch off. And he doesn't even have a temper.

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<v Speaker 1>This is fucking bullshit. I do not have a temper.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell that to your red face, Leah. Also, he has

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<v Speaker 3>straight a's.

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<v Speaker 1>Straight a's. He looks forty. I'm actually thirty seven.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, he's thirty seven.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen justin me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh right now, you mean him.

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<v Speaker 5>I know this is hard, but your parents wanted something

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<v Speaker 5>they didn't have, something you couldn't give them. But I can,

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<v Speaker 5>and I promise, no matter what, I will.

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<v Speaker 1>Treat them right. Step away. Chester.

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<v Speaker 5>I think you and I need to be friends.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I want.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, nothing doing.

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<v Speaker 3>You will not be mean to my son, but no,

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<v Speaker 3>he's very special to me. We went for a stroll

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<v Speaker 3>in the park today. He helped me install a new

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<v Speaker 3>floodlight in the backyard, and he drove me to my

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<v Speaker 3>pediatrist appointment at two thirty. I love him. Very much,

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<v Speaker 3>and I want you to get to know him. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>why don't you two walk down to the corner store

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<v Speaker 3>and pick up some soda pop and some scratch offs

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<v Speaker 3>for me? What that'll give you some time to bond.

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<v Speaker 1>But come on, justin me?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh now, right, Case I don't want to go, don't

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<v Speaker 3>be a party pooper.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you pooper.

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<v Speaker 4>Chest A grabbed Case's hand and led him outside.

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<v Speaker 3>I do hope they get along.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think they will.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well, it won't last long anyway, what won't. None

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<v Speaker 3>of this shit is real. Chester is the son of

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<v Speaker 3>a friend I play pinacle with on Thursday nights. He's

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<v Speaker 3>a stage actor, and said he'd help me out with

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<v Speaker 3>this little ordeal.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, you mean you're just doing all of this

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<v Speaker 2>so he feels bad about not spending the holidays with

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<v Speaker 2>you or calling you more?

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<v Speaker 3>Sure that? But also I know last month he won

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred dollars off of scratch off with the money

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<v Speaker 3>I gave him didn't give me any of it. And

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<v Speaker 3>we have a deal ever since he was a little

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<v Speaker 3>child that anything either of us won on a scratch

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<v Speaker 3>off would be split.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, but you do want to spend more time

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<v Speaker 2>with him? Because he's your son, right right, Huh?

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<v Speaker 3>I like money?

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<v Speaker 1>Cop Doctors, Cop Doctors.

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<v Speaker 2>Written by Robert M.

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