Speaker 1: We were talking about Jenny walking in on her dad
Speaker 1: watching porn.
Speaker 2: And set up of that.
Speaker 1: We're actually going to tell this story on the radio tomorrow.
Speaker 1: What's the story again.
Speaker 2: Well, I was just I was much younger, and it
Speaker 2: was when my parents were still married. We had been
Speaker 2: running Errand's with my mom. I walked in the house
Speaker 2: and my dad had porn on the TV. And I
Speaker 2: was like, ah, Dad, what are you watching? I was
Speaker 2: probably like eight or something, and you know, he ran
Speaker 2: to stop it right away and didn't acknowledge it, didn't
Speaker 2: explain himself. And afterwards, my sister and I were riding
Speaker 2: our bikes to the library and I was like, I just, Rachel,
Speaker 2: I don't I don't really get why dad was watching that.
Speaker 2: And my sister, who is only like a year and
Speaker 2: a half older than me, but she was like, you know,
Speaker 2: any like sometimes people watch things like that, and she
Speaker 2: had to like kind of do a sisterly like wise
Speaker 2: moment with me.
Speaker 1: That was very wise for a ten year old. Really,
Speaker 1: I don't have a story quite like that, but my
Speaker 1: daughter Beth and I were opening my computer, my laptop
Speaker 1: to play roller Coaster Tycoon, and uh, there was a
Speaker 1: disc inside the CD part and I ejected it. And
Speaker 1: it was a porn DVD and it had a picture
Speaker 1: on the front of the DVD printed on there and
Speaker 1: was called slop shots. And it was a bunch of
Speaker 1: girls with seamen all over their faces, and and Beth
Speaker 1: goes ooh, not good, not good, slop shots. It was good.
Speaker 1: It was a good DVD, though it was sloppy.
Speaker 3: During her going oh not good. It's hilarious.
Speaker 1: She was by the way, she was twenty. It wasn't
Speaker 1: like she was eight years old, thank god. But that
Speaker 1: that was it made a little bit awkward for a
Speaker 1: roller coaster tycoon. And I've never forgotten that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't forget those moments, at least like being
Speaker 2: on both sides of things.
Speaker 3: I definitely won't forget that moment.
Speaker 1: Were calling the podcast slop shots.
Speaker 3: I am calling it slap shots.
Speaker 2: Okay, good, I love so you just like open the
Speaker 2: window to inside of what you like to watch.
Speaker 1: It was a present from your mom. Your mom got it,
Speaker 1: your mom?
Speaker 3: Yeah, here I got you this.
Speaker 4: STEVD called Slopshots pigs Peah.
Speaker 1: Okay, so no, this is really interesting and very topical.
Speaker 1: You've heard about Peanut the squirrel and what we're hearing.
Speaker 1: I'm going to summarize this. I heard about it yesterday.
Speaker 1: Peanut the squirrel was an internet sensation who was on
Speaker 1: TikTok and Instagram. And this little couple owned Peanut, and
Speaker 1: he was a squirrel that was a rescue from the
Speaker 1: wild and they nursed him back to health and then
Speaker 1: he did tricks and he was tame, and then blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. And then somehow somebody said, oh, there's a squirrel,
Speaker 1: and the Department of Game or wildlife or whatever came
Speaker 1: to their house to confiscate the squirrel because you can't
Speaker 1: you couldn't have it, and then in the process, the
Speaker 1: squirrel bit the person who worked for the government. Then
Speaker 1: they had to kill the squirrel to do a rabies test,
Speaker 1: because the rabies test is done by testing brain tissue.
Speaker 1: And the same thing with the raccoon. They had a
Speaker 1: raccoon named Fred. So the entire country was up in
Speaker 1: arms talking about how awful it was. The government intervened.
Speaker 1: Here's the other side of the story, and this is
Speaker 1: really interesting to me. They say, don't read my name,
Speaker 1: and you don't have to read this. It's very long,
Speaker 1: but they know what they're talking about they are in
Speaker 1: a vet tech group. The entire Peanut the squirrel and
Speaker 1: Fred the raccoon issue is truly unfortunate. I'd like you
Speaker 1: to know, Jenny, you cannot test for rabies without euthanizing. Unfortunately. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I learned that everyone. I understand that the owners are
Speaker 1: extremely upset. Was the reaction extreme depends on your point
Speaker 1: of view. Peanut did bite someone, it was a dog
Speaker 1: or a cat. The cdz C takes animal bite seriously
Speaker 1: as a vet tech depending on circumstances. For domestic animals,
Speaker 1: it ends sometimes in euthanasia and rabies testing. So if
Speaker 1: you get bit by a depending on the circumstances, they
Speaker 1: would have to euthanize the dog to make sure the
Speaker 1: dog doesn't have rabies because somebody could die. So imagine
Speaker 1: a wild animal biting someone. Even though Peanut was an
Speaker 1: inside animal is still technically a wild animal by definition
Speaker 1: of the owners. Here's the interesting part. Were not licensed
Speaker 1: and did not have permits to legally own Peanut or
Speaker 1: Fred in the state of New York. So the owners
Speaker 1: saying I don't know why they took our animals away
Speaker 1: from us is false. When you move from state to state,
Speaker 1: you need to have the proper paperwork before you move,
Speaker 1: not wait until you get there to file. For example,
Speaker 1: if you move to Hawaii, there is no rabies there.
Speaker 1: Did you guys know that no rabies in Hawaii? So
Speaker 1: if you move there with a pet, there's a three
Speaker 1: to six month process for rabies to test your pets
Speaker 1: before you move to Hawaii. You cannot just put your
Speaker 1: pets in an airplane and move there, and people have
Speaker 1: tried to do it, but it doesn't work. As these
Speaker 1: two animals are very special cases, be hard to introduce
Speaker 1: to the wild, and probably hired to find a specific
Speaker 1: rescue rehab service to take for an intermediate indetermined amount
Speaker 1: of time. Do you do I agree these poor animals
Speaker 1: should have been euthanized. No? Do I feel their owners
Speaker 1: fail them? Yes? Thank you very much for explaining that,
Speaker 1: because it's like the media tries to find a story
Speaker 1: angle to make it really salacious and make the owner's victims,
Speaker 1: and it's like, no, the owners were basically they failed
Speaker 1: the pets.
Speaker 2: I do feel like I assume something was wrong. They
Speaker 2: don't just go youthanize an animal out of nowhere, Like
Speaker 2: I understand that the person got a bit but I
Speaker 2: do under I assume there was something of the story
Speaker 2: we did not know, but I still feel bad for
Speaker 2: the owners because no matter what that was, like your pet,
Speaker 2: that's like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're your pet.
Speaker 4: I wonder why so instead of like euthanizing the pet
Speaker 4: to see if it has rabies, can't they just give
Speaker 4: you a raby shot like Perian.
Speaker 2: I think once you get bit though by the animal,
Speaker 2: there's like some certain laws. I thought, honestly, if a
Speaker 2: dog bit someone pretty badly, that the dog had to
Speaker 2: be put down, like not because of raby's, just because
Speaker 2: it because they were like a dog aggressive.
Speaker 1: I think sometimes yeah, I don't know enough about that
Speaker 1: to say, uh. This one's from Brittany. She says Happy Monday.
Speaker 1: Last week, somebody wrote in about how they found themselves
Speaker 1: using a davism like you better better to have it
Speaker 1: and not need it than to need it and not
Speaker 1: have it. Well, the same thing has happened to me.
Speaker 1: My husband and I are notorious for not catching on
Speaker 1: to each other's attempts at joke. Sometimes I found myself
Speaker 1: saying that's a joke after I say something I think
Speaker 1: is funny. So if I say something like you know, blah,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah, and you two stare at me.
Speaker 1: I go, that's a joke.
Speaker 4: And the thing is, we know it's a joke, and
Speaker 4: we just don't think you're funny.
Speaker 1: That's a joke. Sometimes I'm going to murder you. Clarification,
Speaker 1: that's a joke.
Speaker 3: Oh you going, good bit, good bit.
Speaker 4: I've said good bit because of this show for the
Speaker 4: last seven years.
Speaker 1: Little fun fans act. Our boss used to say, nobody
Speaker 1: knows what a bit is. Stop saying good bit, good bit.
Speaker 1: We love that bit. Another bit I said, no, people
Speaker 1: have learned.
Speaker 3: What a bit is is.
Speaker 1: I mean he was right in a way that you know,
Speaker 1: before we familiarize people with the word bit, do you
Speaker 1: know what a bit is?
Speaker 3: I mean I think it's common knowledge. It's a comedy bit. Yeah. Like,
Speaker 3: oh that's good. That's a good comedy. That's a good bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hilarious for the comedy.
Speaker 1: Like when I say there's no politics on the show,
Speaker 1: and coming up we're giving away free maga hats. That's
Speaker 1: a good bit.
Speaker 3: That's a joke that.
Speaker 1: We don't do politics on this show. Coming up next,
Speaker 1: Donald Trump Junior will tell you who you should vote
Speaker 1: for that's a bit God damn it, god son of
Speaker 1: a that's a joke.
Speaker 4: Do you want to good morning on Happy Monday spot though?
Speaker 1: Because I don't know?
Speaker 3: All right, what do you got do?
Speaker 1: Good morning, Happy Monday from Allison? She says, just finished
Speaker 1: listening to Friday's episode where we were talking about wishing
Speaker 1: Facebook friends a happy birthday. About two years ago I
Speaker 1: stopped doing that, and finally this year, I removed my
Speaker 1: birthday from my profile so people would not get notified
Speaker 1: it's my birthday. Guess what. I got three happy birthdays
Speaker 1: on Facebook from close friends and family. But it made
Speaker 1: me realize that a text message or call or card
Speaker 1: from a select few people that don't need Facebook Facebook
Speaker 1: to remind them about my birthday is more meaningful because
Speaker 1: I got a realization hit me last week. It was
Speaker 1: a friend of my childhood friend's birthday and no, I
Speaker 1: know what it was. My birthday was a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks ago, and I got one hundred or so AI
Speaker 1: generated happy birthday Dave party, hat, party, hat balloon, balloon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I said those are so insincere, they don't mean
Speaker 1: anything to me. But so it was Mam Miranda's birthday
Speaker 1: on Saturday, and so I texted Mam Miranda and I said,
Speaker 1: happy birthday, Mam Miranda, Hope you had a great day,
Speaker 1: so she would know that it was like a personal
Speaker 1: thing thing. Yeah, and then she said something.
Speaker 4: About that she literally like I sat down for lunch
Speaker 4: with her and she's like, yeah, Dave texted me for
Speaker 4: my birthday, Like, oh, congratulations. It was a big deal
Speaker 4: in the house, huge deal.
Speaker 3: Huge deal.
Speaker 1: Alison goes on to say, also, I know you guys
Speaker 1: don't talk about politics, but what are your plans for
Speaker 1: election night? I feel like I'm either going to be
Speaker 1: glued to my phone and the TV or sitting in
Speaker 1: a dark room in silence. I will absolutely be glued
Speaker 1: to the TV and the phone. I find election coverage
Speaker 1: really fascinating because it's kind of like watching a ballgame,
Speaker 1: but there's so much at stake and like a little
Speaker 1: bit like you know the score of the first quarter,
Speaker 1: like oh, Texas won, you know they won Texas, or oh,
Speaker 1: it looks like Florida. We are officially going to say
Speaker 1: what's the word they use, proclaim project, We're officially project
Speaker 1: project this person winner of North Carolina. Whatever, what are
Speaker 1: you going to do?
Speaker 3: I have plans to go and see musical improv.
Speaker 4: The show it is called Holidating, and they just cover
Speaker 4: different holidays like once a month, and it's a musical
Speaker 4: improv show. And they're doing musical improv based.
Speaker 3: On election Night.
Speaker 4: So the last one I saw was based on Halloween,
Speaker 4: and now it's about based on Election Night, and then
Speaker 4: I think after that they're going to keep the doors
Speaker 4: open so you can sit around and watch results if
Speaker 4: you want to. But I'm gonna go see musical improv,
Speaker 4: so I don't think about it.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: I'll definitely have the TV on, like if I'm in
Speaker 2: a room with a TV. But I'll be honest, we
Speaker 2: took the TV out of our sun room and that's
Speaker 2: where I sit almost all the time, so I don't
Speaker 2: really watch TV almost like ever unless I really seek
Speaker 2: it out. But I'll probably just go downstairs and try
Speaker 2: to have that on.
Speaker 3: Do whatever.
Speaker 2: I'd do that evening.
Speaker 1: You know you want to, I can borrow you a DVD.
Speaker 1: I got one called slop Shots.
Speaker 2: Also borrow me a DVD player because I wouldn't have
Speaker 2: any way to watch it, but I would be interested.
Speaker 2: Would you give it on a rotten tomato scale. How
Speaker 2: would you rate it from the audience meter?
Speaker 1: I would say probably, I'd say about a nine. It
Speaker 1: was nine, it was sloppy.
Speaker 2: It's out of one hundred.
Speaker 1: It was okay. Then I'd say in ninety because it
Speaker 1: was sloppy.
Speaker 3: Okay, I love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me if you could just clean.
Speaker 3: Off the case.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're discusting, and then I would gladly borrow it.
Speaker 1: You're disgusting. Here comes an email from Marianne. Marianne is
Speaker 1: a delightful supporter of.
Speaker 3: The show We Love Marianne.
Speaker 1: Marianne.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: We met Marianne at the State Fair when she did
Speaker 1: a Drake impression about a year or so ago, and
Speaker 1: then she came to the Coat Drive. She gave me
Speaker 1: the recipe for peppers stuff peppers. She says, Hey, hey, hey, besties,
Speaker 1: it was so great to see Dave and Jenny the
Speaker 1: coat drive. Okay, Bailey, did you ever go on your
Speaker 1: Mega walk this year? I know you said usually go,
Speaker 1: but I didn't hear if it happened. I walk every
Speaker 1: day too. Maybe you were too busy trying to get
Speaker 1: old get your old boy out of your apartment.
Speaker 4: When he Yeah, I haven't gone on it, but I'm
Speaker 4: going on Friday. I'm gonna try my hardest to go
Speaker 4: on Friday. I really really want to go and because
Speaker 4: so the reason I haven't gone on it yet is
Speaker 4: because I truly do not have a lot of vacation days,
Speaker 4: so I want to like hold on to them while
Speaker 4: I can. But after the show on Friday, we're done
Speaker 4: at like ten, I'm gonna leave right away, and they'll
Speaker 4: probably instead of going like twenty miles like I usually do,
Speaker 4: I'll probably do like fourteen fifteen. And I'm planning on
Speaker 4: walking to Excelsior Brewing Company, which I walked past that
Speaker 4: on my first walk I ever did, because I walked
Speaker 4: all the way to Victoria, Minnesota my first year. But yes,
Speaker 4: I'm going on Friday, and it's twenty miles. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: go like fourteen fifteen because twenty because now that like
Speaker 4: daylight Savings time, it's going to be so dark and
Speaker 4: I have stuff to do in the evening, So like
Speaker 4: my sister's probably gonna come and get me, and I'm
Speaker 4: going to walk to Excelsior Brewing Company on Friday fun
Speaker 4: and raise money for small theater that.
Speaker 1: Is right along the trail that you're really I've ran
Speaker 1: that trail all the way from Hopkins all the way
Speaker 1: out to Victoria, and I used to train on that
Speaker 1: trail for my marathon. So it is a beautiful, flat trail.
Speaker 3: It's nice.
Speaker 1: It really is nice, So it's cool.
Speaker 4: My first year, I wish it had more benches. It
Speaker 4: had like one bench every like four miles and I
Speaker 4: was dying. But I also had really crappy shoes. At
Speaker 4: the time I got you, I got good shoes.
Speaker 1: Now shoes are so important.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a good walker.
Speaker 1: That is true, You're a good walker. Good God. Jenny.
Speaker 1: That twat that says she's not Jenny pretty was so gross.
Speaker 1: There was a woman last week that said, no, I'm
Speaker 1: not Jenny pretty. I'm really pretty. She needs work on
Speaker 1: her personality smuckers, And I think you're so pretty. That's
Speaker 1: the dog.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: So now we have Jenny pretty and Netflix good. So
Speaker 1: I coined Netflix good last week. Yes, when I watched
Speaker 1: a movie called Don't Move, and I said, was it good?
Speaker 1: It was Netflix good?
Speaker 4: Ye?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. Also, how do I find out on the
Speaker 1: pet sitter platform you're on? And we don't really talk
Speaker 1: about this anymore because you really don't want to publicize
Speaker 1: your pet sitting business.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just we have a lot of regulars that
Speaker 2: we watch all the time now, honestly because we've been
Speaker 2: doing it for a while. But yeah, I just don't
Speaker 2: take any new dogs at the moment. If that changes, Marianne,
Speaker 2: I will totally let you know, because Smuckers, right, that's
Speaker 2: the dog. I would like love to help you out
Speaker 2: with Smuckers, but we just we're pretty busy with the
Speaker 2: dogs that we have, Okay.
Speaker 1: Dave, you and I watch a lot of the same shit.
Speaker 1: I binged alone for the last few winters. I'm always
Speaker 1: amazed at the stuff these people make. Yes, like musical instruments, chairs,
Speaker 1: board games. I love history, World War two and documentaries.
Speaker 1: Did you ever finish the book The Painted Bird? You
Speaker 1: talked about it on the air and said not to
Speaker 1: read it because it's so dark. I listened to it
Speaker 1: on audible and made it about one third of the way.
Speaker 1: That shit was so fucked up it was, But I
Speaker 1: don't remember, honestly, I don't remember very but I think
Speaker 1: it was about concentration camps in World War Two. I
Speaker 1: think that's sad, But I don't remember off the top
Speaker 1: of my head. One more thing. Did you try that
Speaker 1: egg cooker I got you for your birthday? Yes, we did,
Speaker 1: and we love it. And the other day it was
Speaker 1: going off on like Friday afternoon or something like that,
Speaker 1: or maybe Saturday morning's likely, and I'm like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck is that? I thought it was a phone, but
Speaker 1: I accounted for all the phones. It was the egg cooker.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's like it does hard boiled eggs. I got
Speaker 2: it for him, and so he was talking about having
Speaker 2: it in the studio. I would have been okay with
Speaker 2: it if you were gonna.
Speaker 3: Let us have some of the eggs. Yeah, if you
Speaker 3: want to just like cook in, I eat eggs.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to bring in eggs and boil
Speaker 1: eggs for you guys?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well what am I taking on? Protein? Baby eggs?
Speaker 1: Fun fact? I learned it Snap Fitness because when you're
Speaker 1: on the equipment at Snap, there's the TV over here
Speaker 1: showing like Doctor Phil. There's the TV here showing the
Speaker 1: Twins game. Then there's a TV here with like nutritional
Speaker 1: fun facts. Did you know the most amount of protein
Speaker 1: that our body can absorb in one meal is thirty
Speaker 1: grams of protein?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: So that means if you eat more than thirty grams
Speaker 1: of protein in one meal, your body cannot absorb that
Speaker 1: protein and it just goes. You know, it's waste. And
Speaker 1: for reference, a hard boiled egga has about twenty grams
Speaker 1: of protein.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's interesting because I see all these wonderful fitness
Speaker 2: people being like, you need to have fifty grams of.
Speaker 1: Protein per meal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want that's so much.
Speaker 1: Now if I got that wrong, let me know, because
Speaker 1: now as I say that, I wonder if maybe two
Speaker 1: eggs has has nineteen grand I don't know, but yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't just eat protein protein protein because your body
Speaker 1: will be like, nope, got no room for it.
Speaker 2: So where macros come in?
Speaker 3: But I know you, I.
Speaker 1: Hate that word macros because I don't know what it means.
Speaker 2: So it sounds so much more complicated than what it is.
Speaker 2: It's just the breakdown of how much you consume and carbs, fat, protein.
Speaker 2: You can add other things in, but those are kind
Speaker 2: of like the three main ones people track. But it's
Speaker 2: just tracking your carbs, your fat, in your protein, and
Speaker 2: it is important to have a mixture of all of it.
Speaker 2: You probably want to have less fat because that's not
Speaker 2: as healthy and more protein. But depending on where you
Speaker 2: are in like a workout journey, that will determine how
Speaker 2: much carbs you can have, because I am supposed to
Speaker 2: be doing like one hundred and eighty grams of carbs
Speaker 2: or something, and I don't get that much. And we
Speaker 2: also were taught growing up. I don't know if you were, Bailey,
Speaker 2: but like carbs were bad yeah growing up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, true, It's just like not true.
Speaker 2: So anyways, I'm not a nutritionist, so please don't listen
Speaker 2: to everything I say. That's just like what I've learned
Speaker 2: through people who actually know stuff, and.
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