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<v Speaker 1>We were talking about Jenny walking in on her dad

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<v Speaker 1>watching porn.

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<v Speaker 2>And set up of that.

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<v Speaker 1>We're actually going to tell this story on the radio tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the story again.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I was just I was much younger, and it

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<v Speaker 2>was when my parents were still married. We had been

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<v Speaker 2>running Errand's with my mom. I walked in the house

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<v Speaker 2>and my dad had porn on the TV. And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, ah, Dad, what are you watching? I was

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<v Speaker 2>probably like eight or something, and you know, he ran

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<v Speaker 2>to stop it right away and didn't acknowledge it, didn't

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<v Speaker 2>explain himself. And afterwards, my sister and I were riding

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<v Speaker 2>our bikes to the library and I was like, I just, Rachel,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't really get why dad was watching that.

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<v Speaker 2>And my sister, who is only like a year and

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<v Speaker 2>a half older than me, but she was like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>any like sometimes people watch things like that, and she

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<v Speaker 2>had to like kind of do a sisterly like wise

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<v Speaker 2>moment with me.

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<v Speaker 1>That was very wise for a ten year old. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a story quite like that, but my

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<v Speaker 1>daughter Beth and I were opening my computer, my laptop

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<v Speaker 1>to play roller Coaster Tycoon, and uh, there was a

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<v Speaker 1>disc inside the CD part and I ejected it. And

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<v Speaker 1>it was a porn DVD and it had a picture

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<v Speaker 1>on the front of the DVD printed on there and

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<v Speaker 1>was called slop shots. And it was a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>girls with seamen all over their faces, and and Beth

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<v Speaker 1>goes ooh, not good, not good, slop shots. It was good.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a good DVD, though it was sloppy.

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<v Speaker 3>During her going oh not good. It's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>She was by the way, she was twenty. It wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>like she was eight years old, thank god. But that

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<v Speaker 1>that was it made a little bit awkward for a

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<v Speaker 1>roller coaster tycoon. And I've never forgotten that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we don't forget those moments, at least like being

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<v Speaker 2>on both sides of things.

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<v Speaker 3>I definitely won't forget that moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Were calling the podcast slop shots.

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<v Speaker 3>I am calling it slap shots.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, good, I love so you just like open the

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<v Speaker 2>window to inside of what you like to watch.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a present from your mom. Your mom got it,

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<v Speaker 1>your mom?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, here I got you this.

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<v Speaker 4>STEVD called Slopshots pigs Peah.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so no, this is really interesting and very topical.

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<v Speaker 1>You've heard about Peanut the squirrel and what we're hearing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to summarize this. I heard about it yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>Peanut the squirrel was an internet sensation who was on

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<v Speaker 1>TikTok and Instagram. And this little couple owned Peanut, and

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<v Speaker 1>he was a squirrel that was a rescue from the

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<v Speaker 1>wild and they nursed him back to health and then

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<v Speaker 1>he did tricks and he was tame, and then blah

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah. And then somehow somebody said, oh, there's a squirrel,

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<v Speaker 1>and the Department of Game or wildlife or whatever came

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<v Speaker 1>to their house to confiscate the squirrel because you can't

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<v Speaker 1>you couldn't have it, and then in the process, the

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<v Speaker 1>squirrel bit the person who worked for the government. Then

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<v Speaker 1>they had to kill the squirrel to do a rabies test,

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<v Speaker 1>because the rabies test is done by testing brain tissue.

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<v Speaker 1>And the same thing with the raccoon. They had a

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<v Speaker 1>raccoon named Fred. So the entire country was up in

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<v Speaker 1>arms talking about how awful it was. The government intervened.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the other side of the story, and this is

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<v Speaker 1>really interesting to me. They say, don't read my name,

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<v Speaker 1>and you don't have to read this. It's very long,

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<v Speaker 1>but they know what they're talking about they are in

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<v Speaker 1>a vet tech group. The entire Peanut the squirrel and

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<v Speaker 1>Fred the raccoon issue is truly unfortunate. I'd like you

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<v Speaker 1>to know, Jenny, you cannot test for rabies without euthanizing. Unfortunately. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I learned that everyone. I understand that the owners are

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<v Speaker 1>extremely upset. Was the reaction extreme depends on your point

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<v Speaker 1>of view. Peanut did bite someone, it was a dog

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<v Speaker 1>or a cat. The cdz C takes animal bite seriously

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<v Speaker 1>as a vet tech depending on circumstances. For domestic animals,

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<v Speaker 1>it ends sometimes in euthanasia and rabies testing. So if

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<v Speaker 1>you get bit by a depending on the circumstances, they

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<v Speaker 1>would have to euthanize the dog to make sure the

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<v Speaker 1>dog doesn't have rabies because somebody could die. So imagine

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<v Speaker 1>a wild animal biting someone. Even though Peanut was an

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<v Speaker 1>inside animal is still technically a wild animal by definition

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<v Speaker 1>of the owners. Here's the interesting part. Were not licensed

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<v Speaker 1>and did not have permits to legally own Peanut or

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<v Speaker 1>Fred in the state of New York. So the owners

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<v Speaker 1>saying I don't know why they took our animals away

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<v Speaker 1>from us is false. When you move from state to state,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to have the proper paperwork before you move,

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<v Speaker 1>not wait until you get there to file. For example,

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<v Speaker 1>if you move to Hawaii, there is no rabies there.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you guys know that no rabies in Hawaii? So

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<v Speaker 1>if you move there with a pet, there's a three

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<v Speaker 1>to six month process for rabies to test your pets

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<v Speaker 1>before you move to Hawaii. You cannot just put your

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<v Speaker 1>pets in an airplane and move there, and people have

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<v Speaker 1>tried to do it, but it doesn't work. As these

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<v Speaker 1>two animals are very special cases, be hard to introduce

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<v Speaker 1>to the wild, and probably hired to find a specific

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<v Speaker 1>rescue rehab service to take for an intermediate indetermined amount

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<v Speaker 1>of time. Do you do I agree these poor animals

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<v Speaker 1>should have been euthanized. No? Do I feel their owners

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<v Speaker 1>fail them? Yes? Thank you very much for explaining that,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's like the media tries to find a story

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<v Speaker 1>angle to make it really salacious and make the owner's victims,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like, no, the owners were basically they failed

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<v Speaker 1>the pets.

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<v Speaker 2>I do feel like I assume something was wrong. They

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<v Speaker 2>don't just go youthanize an animal out of nowhere, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I understand that the person got a bit but I

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<v Speaker 2>do under I assume there was something of the story

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<v Speaker 2>we did not know, but I still feel bad for

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<v Speaker 2>the owners because no matter what that was, like your pet,

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<v Speaker 2>that's like.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're your pet.

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<v Speaker 4>I wonder why so instead of like euthanizing the pet

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<v Speaker 4>to see if it has rabies, can't they just give

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<v Speaker 4>you a raby shot like Perian.

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<v Speaker 2>I think once you get bit though by the animal,

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<v Speaker 2>there's like some certain laws. I thought, honestly, if a

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<v Speaker 2>dog bit someone pretty badly, that the dog had to

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<v Speaker 2>be put down, like not because of raby's, just because

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<v Speaker 2>it because they were like a dog aggressive.

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<v Speaker 1>I think sometimes yeah, I don't know enough about that

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<v Speaker 1>to say, uh. This one's from Brittany. She says Happy Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>Last week, somebody wrote in about how they found themselves

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<v Speaker 1>using a davism like you better better to have it

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<v Speaker 1>and not need it than to need it and not

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<v Speaker 1>have it. Well, the same thing has happened to me.

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<v Speaker 1>My husband and I are notorious for not catching on

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<v Speaker 1>to each other's attempts at joke. Sometimes I found myself

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<v Speaker 1>saying that's a joke after I say something I think

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<v Speaker 1>is funny. So if I say something like you know, blah,

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah blah, and you two stare at me.

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<v Speaker 1>I go, that's a joke.

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<v Speaker 4>And the thing is, we know it's a joke, and

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<v Speaker 4>we just don't think you're funny.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a joke. Sometimes I'm going to murder you. Clarification,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a joke.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you going, good bit, good bit.

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<v Speaker 4>I've said good bit because of this show for the

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<v Speaker 4>last seven years.

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<v Speaker 1>Little fun fans act. Our boss used to say, nobody

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<v Speaker 1>knows what a bit is. Stop saying good bit, good bit.

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<v Speaker 1>We love that bit. Another bit I said, no, people

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<v Speaker 1>have learned.

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<v Speaker 3>What a bit is is.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he was right in a way that you know,

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<v Speaker 1>before we familiarize people with the word bit, do you

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<v Speaker 1>know what a bit is?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I think it's common knowledge. It's a comedy bit. Yeah. Like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh that's good. That's a good comedy. That's a good bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's hilarious for the comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>Like when I say there's no politics on the show,

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<v Speaker 1>and coming up we're giving away free maga hats. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a good bit.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a joke that.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't do politics on this show. Coming up next,

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<v Speaker 1>Donald Trump Junior will tell you who you should vote

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<v Speaker 1>for that's a bit God damn it, god son of

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<v Speaker 1>a that's a joke.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you want to good morning on Happy Monday spot though?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I don't know?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, what do you got do?

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Happy Monday from Allison? She says, just finished

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<v Speaker 1>listening to Friday's episode where we were talking about wishing

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook friends a happy birthday. About two years ago I

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<v Speaker 1>stopped doing that, and finally this year, I removed my

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<v Speaker 1>birthday from my profile so people would not get notified

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<v Speaker 1>it's my birthday. Guess what. I got three happy birthdays

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<v Speaker 1>on Facebook from close friends and family. But it made

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<v Speaker 1>me realize that a text message or call or card

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<v Speaker 1>from a select few people that don't need Facebook Facebook

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<v Speaker 1>to remind them about my birthday is more meaningful because

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<v Speaker 1>I got a realization hit me last week. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a friend of my childhood friend's birthday and no, I

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<v Speaker 1>know what it was. My birthday was a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>weeks ago, and I got one hundred or so AI

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<v Speaker 1>generated happy birthday Dave party, hat, party, hat balloon, balloon. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said those are so insincere, they don't mean

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<v Speaker 1>anything to me. But so it was Mam Miranda's birthday

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<v Speaker 1>on Saturday, and so I texted Mam Miranda and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>happy birthday, Mam Miranda, Hope you had a great day,

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<v Speaker 1>so she would know that it was like a personal

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<v Speaker 1>thing thing. Yeah, and then she said something.

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<v Speaker 4>About that she literally like I sat down for lunch

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<v Speaker 4>with her and she's like, yeah, Dave texted me for

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<v Speaker 4>my birthday, Like, oh, congratulations. It was a big deal

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<v Speaker 4>in the house, huge deal.

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<v Speaker 3>Huge deal.

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<v Speaker 1>Alison goes on to say, also, I know you guys

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<v Speaker 1>don't talk about politics, but what are your plans for

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<v Speaker 1>election night? I feel like I'm either going to be

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<v Speaker 1>glued to my phone and the TV or sitting in

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<v Speaker 1>a dark room in silence. I will absolutely be glued

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<v Speaker 1>to the TV and the phone. I find election coverage

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<v Speaker 1>really fascinating because it's kind of like watching a ballgame,

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<v Speaker 1>but there's so much at stake and like a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit like you know the score of the first quarter,

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<v Speaker 1>like oh, Texas won, you know they won Texas, or oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it looks like Florida. We are officially going to say

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<v Speaker 1>what's the word they use, proclaim project, We're officially project

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<v Speaker 1>project this person winner of North Carolina. Whatever, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you going to do?

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<v Speaker 3>I have plans to go and see musical improv.

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<v Speaker 4>The show it is called Holidating, and they just cover

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<v Speaker 4>different holidays like once a month, and it's a musical

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<v Speaker 4>improv show. And they're doing musical improv based.

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<v Speaker 3>On election Night.

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<v Speaker 4>So the last one I saw was based on Halloween,

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<v Speaker 4>and now it's about based on Election Night, and then

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<v Speaker 3>Do whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd do that evening.

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<v Speaker 2>Also borrow me a DVD player because I wouldn't have

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<v Speaker 2>Would you give it on a rotten tomato scale. How

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let me if you could just clean.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you're discusting, and then I would gladly borrow it.

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<v Speaker 1>You're disgusting. Here comes an email from Marianne. Marianne is

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<v Speaker 3>The show We Love Marianne.

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<v Speaker 1>Marianne.

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<v Speaker 1>We met Marianne at the State Fair when she did

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<v Speaker 1>it was so great to see Dave and Jenny the

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<v Speaker 1>coat drive. Okay, Bailey, did you ever go on your

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<v Speaker 1>Mega walk this year? I know you said usually go,

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<v Speaker 1>day too. Maybe you were too busy trying to get

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<v Speaker 4>When he Yeah, I haven't gone on it, but I'm

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<v Speaker 4>going on Friday. I'm gonna try my hardest to go

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<v Speaker 4>so the reason I haven't gone on it yet is

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<v Speaker 4>because I truly do not have a lot of vacation days,

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<v Speaker 4>at like ten, I'm gonna leave right away, and they'll

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<v Speaker 4>probably instead of going like twenty miles like I usually do,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll probably do like fourteen fifteen. And I'm planning on

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<v Speaker 4>walking to Excelsior Brewing Company, which I walked past that

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<v Speaker 4>on my first walk I ever did, because I walked

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<v Speaker 4>all the way to Victoria, Minnesota my first year. But yes,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going on Friday, and it's twenty miles. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 4>go like fourteen fifteen because twenty because now that like

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<v Speaker 4>daylight Savings time, it's going to be so dark and

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<v Speaker 4>I have stuff to do in the evening, So like

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<v Speaker 4>my sister's probably gonna come and get me, and I'm

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<v Speaker 4>going to walk to Excelsior Brewing Company on Friday fun

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<v Speaker 4>and raise money for small theater that.

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<v Speaker 1>Is right along the trail that you're really I've ran

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<v Speaker 1>that trail all the way from Hopkins all the way

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<v Speaker 1>out to Victoria, and I used to train on that

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<v Speaker 1>trail for my marathon. So it is a beautiful, flat trail.

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<v Speaker 3>It's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>It really is nice, So it's cool.

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<v Speaker 4>My first year, I wish it had more benches. It

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<v Speaker 4>was dying. But I also had really crappy shoes. At

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<v Speaker 4>the time I got you, I got good shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>Now shoes are so important.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm a good walker.

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<v Speaker 1>That is true, You're a good walker. Good God. Jenny.

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<v Speaker 1>That twat that says she's not Jenny pretty was so gross.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a woman last week that said, no, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not Jenny pretty. I'm really pretty. She needs work on

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<v Speaker 1>her personality smuckers, And I think you're so pretty. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah.

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<v Speaker 1>So now we have Jenny pretty and Netflix good. So

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<v Speaker 1>I coined Netflix good last week. Yes, when I watched

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<v Speaker 1>a movie called Don't Move, and I said, was it good?

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<v Speaker 1>It was Netflix good?

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<v Speaker 4>Ye?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay. Also, how do I find out on the

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<v Speaker 1>pet sitter platform you're on? And we don't really talk

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<v Speaker 1>about this anymore because you really don't want to publicize

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<v Speaker 1>your pet sitting business.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just we have a lot of regulars that

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<v Speaker 2>we watch all the time now, honestly because we've been

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<v Speaker 2>doing it for a while. But yeah, I just don't

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<v Speaker 2>take any new dogs at the moment. If that changes, Marianne,

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<v Speaker 2>I will totally let you know, because Smuckers, right, that's

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<v Speaker 2>the dog. I would like love to help you out

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<v Speaker 2>with Smuckers, but we just we're pretty busy with the

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<v Speaker 2>dogs that we have, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Dave, you and I watch a lot of the same shit.

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<v Speaker 1>I binged alone for the last few winters. I'm always

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<v Speaker 1>amazed at the stuff these people make. Yes, like musical instruments, chairs,

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<v Speaker 1>board games. I love history, World War two and documentaries.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ever finish the book The Painted Bird? You

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<v Speaker 1>talked about it on the air and said not to

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<v Speaker 1>read it because it's so dark. I listened to it

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<v Speaker 1>on audible and made it about one third of the way.

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<v Speaker 1>That shit was so fucked up it was, But I

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<v Speaker 1>don't remember, honestly, I don't remember very but I think

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<v Speaker 1>it was about concentration camps in World War Two. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's sad, But I don't remember off the top

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<v Speaker 1>of my head. One more thing. Did you try that

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<v Speaker 1>egg cooker I got you for your birthday? Yes, we did,

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<v Speaker 1>and we love it. And the other day it was

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<v Speaker 1>going off on like Friday afternoon or something like that,

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<v Speaker 1>or maybe Saturday morning's likely, and I'm like, what the

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<v Speaker 1>I accounted for all the phones. It was the egg cooker.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, it's like it does hard boiled eggs. I got

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<v Speaker 2>it for him, and so he was talking about having

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<v Speaker 2>it in the studio. I would have been okay with

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<v Speaker 2>it if you were gonna.

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<v Speaker 3>Let us have some of the eggs. Yeah, if you

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<v Speaker 3>want to just like cook in, I eat eggs.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want me to bring in eggs and boil

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<v Speaker 1>eggs for you guys?

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<v Speaker 3>Well what am I taking on? Protein? Baby eggs?

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<v Speaker 1>Fun fact? I learned it Snap Fitness because when you're

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<v Speaker 1>on the equipment at Snap, there's the TV over here

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<v Speaker 1>showing like Doctor Phil. There's the TV here showing the

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<v Speaker 1>Twins game. Then there's a TV here with like nutritional

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<v Speaker 1>fun facts. Did you know the most amount of protein

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<v Speaker 1>that our body can absorb in one meal is thirty

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<v Speaker 1>grams of protein?

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<v Speaker 1>So that means if you eat more than thirty grams

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<v Speaker 1>of protein in one meal, your body cannot absorb that

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<v Speaker 1>protein and it just goes. You know, it's waste. And

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<v Speaker 1>for reference, a hard boiled egga has about twenty grams

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's interesting because I see all these wonderful fitness

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<v Speaker 2>people being like, you need to have fifty grams of.

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<v Speaker 1>Protein per meal.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't want that's so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Now if I got that wrong, let me know, because

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<v Speaker 1>now as I say that, I wonder if maybe two

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<v Speaker 1>eggs has has nineteen grand I don't know, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't just eat protein protein protein because your body

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<v Speaker 1>will be like, nope, got no room for it.

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<v Speaker 2>So where macros come in?

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<v Speaker 3>But I know you, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Hate that word macros because I don't know what it means.

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<v Speaker 2>So it sounds so much more complicated than what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just the breakdown of how much you consume and carbs, fat, protein.

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<v Speaker 2>You can add other things in, but those are kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like the three main ones people track. But it's

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<v Speaker 2>just tracking your carbs, your fat, in your protein, and

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<v Speaker 2>it is important to have a mixture of all of it.

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<v Speaker 2>You probably want to have less fat because that's not

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<v Speaker 2>as healthy and more protein. But depending on where you

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<v Speaker 2>are in like a workout journey, that will determine how

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<v Speaker 2>much carbs you can have, because I am supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>be doing like one hundred and eighty grams of carbs

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<v Speaker 2>or something, and I don't get that much. And we

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<v Speaker 2>also were taught growing up. I don't know if you were, Bailey,

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<v Speaker 2>but like carbs were bad yeah growing up?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, true, It's just like not true.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyways, I'm not a nutritionist, so please don't listen

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<v Speaker 2>to everything I say. That's just like what I've learned

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<v Speaker 2>through people who actually know stuff, and.

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<v Speaker 1>That my friends will wrap it up for the Minnesota Goodbye,

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