Speaker 1: Looks like Maggie wants a story.
Speaker 2: Two.
Speaker 1: Oh, the phantom head mom is in that book the
Speaker 1: Bible of right wing Losers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the guy on the book jacket is one
Speaker 3: sexy slice of beefcake. Four finger Discount, dude.
Speaker 2: Welcome to four Fingered Discount, the podcast where we discuss
Speaker 2: four great women in a manicure on Nando.
Speaker 1: And we're just jumping around into it much like this episode.
Speaker 1: I'm guy. By the way, you ever had a manicure
Speaker 1: or a petticure? I have? Indeed, Yeah, there was a
Speaker 1: oh yeah, there was certainly stage I think in the
Speaker 1: early to mid two thousands when it was like, you know,
Speaker 1: who's gonna have manicures and pedicures? Men? Some might say
Speaker 1: this is a moving society forward. You know, I'm revealing that,
Speaker 1: hey and women we're not quite that different. Really, it
Speaker 1: was just a money drubbing exercise. Via It all concerned
Speaker 1: us like, how can we double the market? Then tidy
Speaker 1: up your nails.
Speaker 2: I still file my nails and stuff. Now you're gotta
Speaker 2: keep your stuff tidy?
Speaker 1: Well absolutely, oh god, yeah, I mean listeners of the
Speaker 1: show will be aware that I'm not a fan of
Speaker 1: fingernail stuff. You know, you could feel a hell of hangnails.
Speaker 1: Sometimes get caught on something. No, it doesn't really hurt
Speaker 1: so much as like who the shiver shiver up the spine.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I got to keep your shit neat and tidy.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I have gone through many and nail file
Speaker 1: men in emery board all that kind of stuff. So
Speaker 1: I've had my share of manicures and pedicules, but these
Speaker 1: days I tend to it's a more of a DIY job.
Speaker 1: I'm not farming it out to the pros.
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Speaker 2: I have made it no secret that I do not
Speaker 2: like these episodes, the ones where they just get a
Speaker 2: classic women that and the ones that are about a
Speaker 2: historical tale and they just wax Simpson's characters in there
Speaker 2: without really tweaking anything, and it's just Queen Elizabeth is
Speaker 2: now Patty or now Selma and snow White is now Lisa.
Speaker 1: I'm like, and and yes, please do something with this
Speaker 1: is a nice starting point, but you have to move
Speaker 1: a little further down the road. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I like the idea of this episode, the fact
Speaker 2: that it was it was airing on Mother's Day is
Speaker 2: to celebrate women. It makes sense, right, and I love
Speaker 2: the idea behind it, but it just does nothing for me.
Speaker 2: I'm watching this going they're essentially just retail on the
Speaker 2: same story without any tweaks, And I guess the only
Speaker 2: positive here is that maybe it brings awareness to viewers
Speaker 2: of about historical figures.
Speaker 1: They may not have known about, or something quite possibly
Speaker 1: even the third one in this where it's basically a
Speaker 1: riff Macbeth, right, Yeah, yeah, not really all that women's centric,
Speaker 1: even though Lady Macbeth is kind of a famous character
Speaker 1: and kind of an archetype in that regard. But Yeah.
Speaker 1: It honestly just felt as we were saying, yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: take existing historical events, put Simpson's characters, not even put
Speaker 1: a clock in it. No, we've put a bustard clock
Speaker 1: in an unwound clock. I suppose it does provide some
Speaker 1: I guess historical context or something like that, but just
Speaker 1: not that interesting. But for me, the point of this
Speaker 1: should be to celebrate women. Correct. Yeah.
Speaker 2: However, I feel like, for the most part, a lot
Speaker 2: of the women portrayed in this episode came across quite negatively,
Speaker 2: almost like the men were writing the jokes at the
Speaker 2: expense of the women. And it wasn't written by well,
Speaker 2: it was written by Valentina al Gaza's her first Simpsons
Speaker 2: episode that she wrote. But as we all know, the
Speaker 2: writer's name on the episode isn't the only person who
Speaker 2: writes it. And we know that the Simpsons writer's room
Speaker 2: is very male centric. True, a lot of the gags
Speaker 2: and this came across like, oh, this is a joke
Speaker 2: that men would find funny if they were watching it.
Speaker 2: It's like the haha the old chain gags?
Speaker 1: Right, women, am I right? Exactly?
Speaker 2: So, for example, Lisa, she's playing snow White, she's not
Speaker 2: actually a very nice person in this. She laughs when
Speaker 2: the turtle gets oh yeah, she tells off the bearfoot
Speaker 2: when it was trying to help.
Speaker 1: But you go outside as it's like, you're not actually
Speaker 1: nice either. I'm glad you remembered all this stuff from
Speaker 1: the Lisa's snow White segment, because obviously this is one
Speaker 1: where I kind of zoned out a fair bit. You have.
Speaker 2: Queen Elizabeth is mocked for being ugly on numerous occasions.
Speaker 2: She's hairy, she's like she's Bao wolf that kind of thing.
Speaker 2: It's like, okay, so you're mocking Queen Elizabeth the first
Speaker 2: because she was not good looking. And on that note,
Speaker 2: Agnes Skinner reading the Fountainhead and the author is in
Speaker 2: round and Agnes calls her a man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not great.
Speaker 2: I mean, for a episode it's about to be celebrating women,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of jokes that feel like men going
Speaker 2: like you said women, mr Right.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The last one's a complicated one because an Rand
Speaker 1: is kind of a polarizing figure in a lot of ways.
Speaker 1: We'll get to this when we get to this, but
Speaker 1: you right, I mean it's not something that I'd really
Speaker 1: given a lot of thought to I guess was in
Speaker 1: the back of my mind. It's like, yeah, for something
Speaker 1: that's supposedly celebrating women, this is all not all that celebratory.
Speaker 1: This is a little bit mean spirited in some ways.
Speaker 2: So the first one, they're taking the mickey out of
Speaker 2: Salma's appearance as Queen Elizabeth first in Snow White, they're
Speaker 2: talking about how hot the weather girl is. In the
Speaker 2: third one week or the fountain Head when we get
Speaker 2: the the mention about the third one is Macbeth. The
Speaker 2: third was Macbeth. For the fourth one, sorry, because there's
Speaker 2: four action. This is the first episode they ever have
Speaker 2: four stories out an extra year, which is why it's
Speaker 2: four great women and a manicure, which I feel like
Speaker 2: that just did that so they can take off four
Speaker 2: weddings at a funeral.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: A film which I still haven't seen. Really Yeah, okay, then,
Speaker 2: but I like it, I think so.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's my favorite out of those Richard Curtis
Speaker 1: sort of British rom coms of the nineties. Everyone seems
Speaker 1: to like the Actually and notting Hill. Yeah, Boardings have
Speaker 1: been really sort of kickstarted it.
Speaker 2: Anything I know about it is it has see you
Speaker 2: a little of prefer that's my best friend's wedding.
Speaker 1: That's correct.
Speaker 2: It was wet, wet, wet. I feel like when I
Speaker 2: was all around that's in that one. Yeah, I know
Speaker 2: because the film clip for the song has clips from
Speaker 2: the movie in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it. See a little prefer.
Speaker 2: You and all seeing it around the table.
Speaker 1: It is they're talking about what's his name, dum mulroney
Speaker 1: was on the publicity circuit recently. I think he's got
Speaker 1: to show out on Netflix or one of those. And now,
Speaker 1: whether this was just clickbait or as our friend Matt
Speaker 1: Graney has referred to it, trick bait, that's why it's
Speaker 1: Matt Graning what the Lord saying something about? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: this talk about it my best when, my best when's
Speaker 1: threading my best friend's wedding sequel. Now, whether or not
Speaker 1: this would actually come off or not, who knows. We
Speaker 1: don't happen. Gil Moore too, that's for sure. That's for sure.
Speaker 1: You enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. Yeah, we'll talk about
Speaker 1: it at a later date. Yeah, yeah, that could happen.
Speaker 1: My best friend is my best Friend's wedding? Good movie.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, we talked about the Beth one before though,
Speaker 2: how it just feels like again just retreading me Beth.
Speaker 2: One thing I will give it is I did like
Speaker 2: at least that it wasn't just them in historical times
Speaker 2: or it was a modern heading doing them at best play. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there was a bit, there was a spin on that one.
Speaker 2: At least it's Macbeth the story transposed onto Macbeth a
Speaker 2: production of Macbeth the play. Yeah, but again Marge comes
Speaker 2: across as negative in that episode.
Speaker 1: Well that's true. All women are not good in these stories.
Speaker 2: Except for Maggie, except Maggie in the final one.
Speaker 1: That's true. But maybe that's the message in that, you know,
Speaker 1: we can't have if you're gonna have stories and power,
Speaker 1: Well that's a gi no, no, no no. If you're
Speaker 1: going to have stories about women, they can't all be
Speaker 1: like positivity. Yeah, they can't all be positive because you know,
Speaker 1: women of human beings just lead the misty, be prone
Speaker 1: to negative actions and negative emotions. Whether you want to
Speaker 1: bring that wholly to deservers and put that completely under
Speaker 1: the spotlight as you do in these episodes, well that's
Speaker 1: another thing altogether.
Speaker 2: But they try to end the first one with a
Speaker 2: message of strength and positivity, saying she goes, I don't
Speaker 2: need a man because I've got England.
Speaker 1: But they ended with mogoan. Yeah you tell yourself that.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, but again, who's saying this? It's mo Yeah,
Speaker 1: the cartman theory exactly that. But is everyone going to
Speaker 1: take that away from from that particular or from four
Speaker 1: great great women and a manicure in general?
Speaker 2: I just think if I was a kid watching this,
Speaker 2: I would go, that's why I said women should shouldn't
Speaker 2: have hairy legs, women shouldn't look like this. That's that's
Speaker 2: the takeaway from that story for me as a kid. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Essentially, if you're not that worldly wise or anything like that,
Speaker 1: you're probably going to go, well, all these characters are
Speaker 1: saying and it must be the truth, yea, even if
Speaker 1: they are sort of dodgy characters or you know, sketchy individuals.
Speaker 2: I did think the Big beeth one could almost have
Speaker 2: been a trance of horror segment.
Speaker 1: It felt that way, didn't it. Yeah. Well, Macbeth is
Speaker 1: generally regarded as one of Shakespeare's going to be more
Speaker 1: gruesome plays, even though yeah, old Bill Billy Shakes knew
Speaker 1: what the punters wanted. He tended to throw in a
Speaker 1: bit of gore in there.
Speaker 2: I had I put this on because I was going
Speaker 2: to watch it Holly at home. I thought, oh, four
Speaker 2: great women in a manicure for women.
Speaker 1: You can watch this one. People stay getting stad and
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, what are we doing here, guys,
Speaker 1: it's a daddy fail. Actually, that's not a daddy fail
Speaker 1: on your partner. I was I supposed to know. No,
Speaker 1: they didn't have the thing beforehand. This this episode was
Speaker 1: made in a time of different attitudes, as they tend
Speaker 1: to have before certain things these days. Like I think
Speaker 1: there was one that was made in the nineties where
Speaker 1: it was kind of like, this is very much of
Speaker 1: its times, like the nineties. Come on, man, he my
Speaker 1: favorite favorite members of the episode, I had one or two. Actually,
Speaker 1: this is not even a backhanded compliment. It's just a
Speaker 1: non compliment. When Lisa was telling her snow White Store,
Speaker 1: I've written in a cool story, Lisa, because it really was.
Speaker 2: No. I do always get a chuckle though out of
Speaker 2: seeing The Simpsons back then taking the mickey out of
Speaker 2: Disney saying you can't talk about that because it's Disney,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, you guys, knew.
Speaker 1: I liked that there was an English horse named Tea Biscus,
Speaker 1: and I thought that was kind of scratches trivia question. Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: there we go. I just spent a whole lot of
Speaker 1: time saying the word Macbeth. I mentioned a little while
Speaker 1: ago that I've done some acting in my past. One
Speaker 1: of the things around theaters is you're not supposed to
Speaker 1: call it Macbeth. You're supposed to call it the Scottish play.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's bad luck if you say the word Macbeth
Speaker 1: in a theater. In a theater CA. It's kind of
Speaker 1: like the break of leg kind of deal it is. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you're not meant to say good luck to
Speaker 1: someone say break a leg as weirdos. But I did
Speaker 1: not know that. What did you learn in this episode?
Speaker 1: Dand with cut nor manor of corners here? I thought
Speaker 1: during that Scottish Play segment had some really good visuals.
Speaker 1: When doctor Hibbitt was being taken.
Speaker 2: Out with the with the laughing at it, that's in
Speaker 2: my favorite moments because I've gone this feels like a
Speaker 2: final destination death. It's horrific in not a gory way.
Speaker 2: But he knows he's dying. He can't control he can't
Speaker 2: control the laughter, and he's trying to open the window.
Speaker 2: He's trying to and he can't open it. And it's
Speaker 2: like the realization, Oh, I'm about to die and I
Speaker 2: can't do anything about it.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is terrifying. I thought it was
Speaker 1: really well mate. Yeah, and I don't know, we're not
Speaker 1: really it's not really a spoiler or anything like that.
Speaker 1: But in the final installment there's no spoilers and historical tales.
Speaker 1: I guess not well, but I must admit when I
Speaker 1: first heard Maggie speaking Jodi Foster, yeah, well yeah, I
Speaker 1: was like, wow, this is really good. Who is it?
Speaker 1: I mean, this is familiar to me? And then you
Speaker 1: get to the closing crease Jody Foster, it was those
Speaker 1: all was really good casting, uh and tenerally just really
Speaker 1: good performance, good line reading by Jodie Foster.
Speaker 2: In that regard, I really liked her delivery of have
Speaker 2: you stab Tai? I liked Homer's here, just the relatable
Speaker 2: sent moment of I can't remember what he said unless
Speaker 2: you're not a.
Speaker 1: Man, No, dear, I'm a mandy. Well you already did
Speaker 1: you know sort of what we what you learn from
Speaker 1: this episode. I know we do that after the review,
Speaker 1: but I might jump ahead and do mine now. Is
Speaker 1: that the play Macbeth is essentially whatever you see, sweetie,
Speaker 1: because weg Beth. There's this noted wartime general and all
Speaker 1: that basically a big old simp. You know. His wife
Speaker 1: is just saying, you could be king math, you could
Speaker 1: be rulining this joint if you're willing to go the
Speaker 1: extra yards, Like why don't you call that guy about
Speaker 1: that job, bringing a little more scratch? And so it's
Speaker 1: like it was a bit ridiculous.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, I see his people, you need to
Speaker 2: kill now, And I'm like, Jesus, well God check me
Speaker 2: Beath good play?
Speaker 1: Yeah, not not not not Beth. What's it called. Well,
Speaker 1: we're not in a theater, we're in a recording studio.
Speaker 1: We're we're in a creative space. We can say good
Speaker 1: luck and nothing will happen. There's the thumbnail. But those
Speaker 1: were my favorite moments. Do you have any others?
Speaker 2: I know you've touched on both of mine and plus no, dear,
Speaker 2: I'm a man deer.
Speaker 1: I keep forgetting the name of the cartoon that actually
Speaker 1: has their voice. I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's like droopy dog or something that's droopy dog. I
Speaker 2: know it's yeah, yeah it is droopy is his name?
Speaker 1: Droopy dog dog?
Speaker 2: It sounds like I'm Huckleberry Finn as well or your
Speaker 2: Huckleberry hound Hounberry finth.
Speaker 1: Yes, hug, it's a little more smooth. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: so gay. So droopy dog said his name, Drew Piers,
Speaker 1: have a look droopy dog? Is he Droopy? Is just
Speaker 1: his name? Droupy? Yeah? Yeah, electric care.
Speaker 2: But for me it's always the I think it's last
Speaker 2: weeks at the Springfield? Whereas it with him?
Speaker 1: Next question? You there eating the paste? All right?
Speaker 2: My first question for you is stricker from the record.
Speaker 2: You've already got a tea biscuit. My second question is
Speaker 2: what is Krabby's occupation?
Speaker 1: Oh well, I know that Krabby is one of the
Speaker 1: seven Little People. I've got no idea what his occupation was. Marketing.
Speaker 1: Remember that he says, you're marketing? Why do you even
Speaker 1: have a pick axe? You don't remember this? You didn't?
Speaker 1: Did you watch the episode? So I watched the episode,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I covered my butt a little earlier by
Speaker 1: saying I did zone out during this one, because I
Speaker 1: quite frank there wasn't that interesting.
Speaker 2: Honestly, there was a lot of moments here where I
Speaker 2: had to push pause and go back. So I've been
Speaker 2: I realized I was watching and not even taking any notes.
Speaker 2: Not even nothing was absorbed into my mind.
Speaker 1: It was just what just happened. Yeah. I certainly took notes,
Speaker 1: but one of them wasn't Crabby's occupation. So you've got
Speaker 1: me that that time around? Uh, how many ships are
Speaker 1: in the Spanish ahmada? Oh is this just both counting
Speaker 1: on screen or does he say it? Oh? They say it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say twenty four and you'd be incorrect. Twelve,
Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty. Oh shit, that's a bigger Marty.
Speaker 1: But it's a little little ship. Yeah, yeah, which they
Speaker 1: then have to turn the real boats. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Your next question, what was Marge washing out of the leotard?
Speaker 2: If you oh, it was go getting to show business.
Speaker 2: If you don't want to wash this out of Lithard's,
Speaker 2: that's correct. That's what my wife always has on her pizza.
Speaker 2: But that you would ever know that. But it's just
Speaker 2: a fun fact about Dane's life. Pepperoni, it's barbecue saucebecue
Speaker 2: saw oh, and I'm not a big fan of barbecue sauce,
Speaker 2: and Nicola knows one way to get me not pitching
Speaker 2: her pizza is to a get barbecue sauce and then
Speaker 2: say companies have extra barbecue sauce on top, just to.
Speaker 1: Make sure that motherfucker doesn't touch my pizza. Well to
Speaker 1: quote a movie that we both enjoy and a a
Speaker 1: picture of the new name challenge, clever girl. Yeah, clever
Speaker 1: girl indeed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she also does just for the final kicker,
Speaker 2: just throw some pineapple on the way you're at it.
Speaker 2: I don't eat pineapple and pizza, dude.
Speaker 1: I don't mind Hawaiian.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm quite partial to that barbecae chicken pizza with pineapple. No, no,
Speaker 2: she's just sweet on top of sweet and top of sweet.
Speaker 2: Now she's just messing with you, man. Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I know it was. I watched it the other day.
Speaker 2: She was picking the pineapple off, and you asked it
Speaker 2: was a bit too much pine You just ordered pineapple.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't eat your pizza. I know what you're doing.
Speaker 1: A woman and well played. Homer bribes cheap Wigham with
Speaker 1: dry cleaning vouches. How much off? Oh, I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: twenty percent? Was it? You're right twenty percent. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: give you one moment, a random thing.
Speaker 2: No, it was to set up the fact that Margor
Speaker 2: was telling the story about a woman who was being
Speaker 2: held back by a shitty husband.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I have one more question if you want,
Speaker 1: who does Lenny play in the production of McBeth. It's Lennox,
Speaker 1: It is Lennox. Indeed. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I actually one of my favorite moments was lew and Eddie.
Speaker 2: Who will play the two unspeaking, non speaking Yeah, they're
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Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: So, the original air date of Four Great Women and
Speaker 2: a Manicure was May tenth, two thousand and nine. I
Speaker 2: have not done the blockbuster. I feel it is the
Speaker 2: time we've been to pat out this episode because it's
Speaker 2: not gonna be much dissecting done here.
Speaker 1: So let's do it. What do you think were the
Speaker 1: top films at the US box office in two thousand
Speaker 1: and nine. Let's have a look.
Speaker 2: Give me a little hint, give you a little hint.
Speaker 2: Let's go scroll down two two thousand and nine. Doing
Speaker 2: it right now. It was the air date was May tenth,
Speaker 2: Mother's Day. I feel it is gonna be a Mother's
Speaker 2: Day film of some kind. Do you think maybe or they're.
Speaker 1: Not that they clever?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Quite possibly. I mean they've made a movie called Mother's Day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the number one film at the Oh no,
Speaker 2: it was a comic book based film, a graphic novel
Speaker 2: based film. Some would say, Okay, then I'm gonna say
Speaker 2: Watchman correct, well done, Yes, number one at the US
Speaker 2: box office. I remember going to the movies to watch that.
Speaker 2: One of my best friends was obsessed with the film.
Speaker 2: I've never watched it since.
Speaker 1: It's been a while since i've watched, but I do
Speaker 1: recall that. I think everyone was a everyone.
Speaker 2: All these comic book notes were kind of like Watchman,
Speaker 2: best common book ever. No one knows about it, that's
Speaker 2: why it's cool. Well kind of yeah, I mean yeah,
Speaker 2: very much. I think comics they're not just for kids anymore.
Speaker 2: People have been trying to make it into a movie.
Speaker 2: For goodness is how long all these interesting people were involved.
Speaker 2: And it was Zack Snyder hot off his Daughter of
Speaker 2: the Dead remake and three hundred. It was like this
Speaker 2: could be interesting before Zack Snyder became Zack Snyder. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was like there's good, no great, it was pretty good.
Speaker 1: I thought it was not bad at all, had some
Speaker 1: really really good casting in it, and some interesting ways
Speaker 1: of bringing the Watchman story to the screen.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I apologize that was March so my bad.
Speaker 2: Oh so Watchman worth It's worth watching.
Speaker 1: Certainly worth checking out, but certainly not the right answer. No,
Speaker 1: there's particular question.
Speaker 2: No, but the number one film at the usbox officuly
Speaker 2: when this episode aired was a film starting your favorite
Speaker 2: Chris A Pine Pine It'll be star trest I track
Speaker 2: the first one, Yes, yeah, a really good movie that
Speaker 2: is pretty good.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Number two X Men Origins Wolverine, no good movie. And
Speaker 2: number three, which was number two last week, was Ghost Girlfriends.
Speaker 1: Past Alright, alright, Matthew McConaughey.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, we're touched on those two films. Star Trek though,
Speaker 2: worth watching if you're if you're not a Star Trek fan.
Speaker 2: I'm not a Star Trek fan. I know nothing about
Speaker 2: Star Trek, and I enjoyed the movie. A really good
Speaker 2: example of a good reboot. Yeah yeah, the next Tube Man,
Speaker 2: they were all right. They were made because the first
Speaker 2: time was so successful. I'm assuming that's why many A
Speaker 2: sequels made. Dando exactly, you fool, how the world works.
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Speaker 2: they released the DVD's. Then everyone was like, what about
Speaker 2: all the other teen seasons, and they're like, we'll get
Speaker 2: to them, we'll get to them. So I never actually
Speaker 2: bought season twenty so I was like, yeah, I'm not
Speaker 2: interested in that. But they do have audio commentary, so
Speaker 2: that's the that's the audio commentaries that I still had
Speaker 2: never listened to Mac Green doing a commentary by himself.
Speaker 1: I'm always I mean, I wonder what you have to say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not too sure, but yeah, So if you
Speaker 2: want to hear a man talk about this episode, it's
Speaker 2: Matt Ground.
Speaker 1: It's by the dvdaes at this one, or you could
Speaker 1: just listen to this podcast. We had two men.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what you think of all the episodes? Why would
Speaker 2: you get like Julie Cavr and get the women on
Speaker 2: board for this at least this commentary?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: I would think so, think so and dare It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: So the episode kicks off with margin Lisa arriving at
Speaker 2: the finger looking good snail Sale, which I thought was
Speaker 2: a clever title. Colonel Sanders out looking at his fingers
Speaker 2: admiring them. I remember when I was in school, and
Speaker 2: this is just you know, you had to be there, right,
Speaker 2: They used to say to a guy. And if you
Speaker 2: did this, you're a dude. Yeah, if you did that,
Speaker 2: you're a bit.
Speaker 1: More lady on friends, right, was it friends? I think
Speaker 1: friends did that? Okay, it would not surprise me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I think Chandler might have done that. He might
Speaker 1: have looked at the back of his hand as opposed
Speaker 1: to folded his fingers over. It sounds like something that
Speaker 1: would channel would be very bothered by it. I think
Speaker 1: Joey might have brought up, like, it's not how you
Speaker 1: do that, dude, You're gay. Friends had to be there,
Speaker 1: you had to be there.
Speaker 2: Lisa is there for a first many Petty and Lisa
Speaker 2: asked if it's more important for women to be smart
Speaker 2: and powerful and beautiful. She says, you can give me
Speaker 2: all three good point March that's a point one, Yeah,
Speaker 2: exactly right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So then we get the story of about Queen Elizabeth
Speaker 2: the first She had it all except the most important thing.
Speaker 2: You better not say, a man, No, her husband. So
Speaker 2: they tell the story. It's fifteen eighty eight, four hundred
Speaker 2: years before Kirk Gibson, who.
Speaker 1: I have no idea who that is.
Speaker 2: We hit a famous home run, obviously a famous baseball
Speaker 2: player of some kind.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing he plays baseball. Yes, yeah.
Speaker 2: Selma is playing the role of the Queen Elizabeth the
Speaker 2: first in this she's awaiting suitors to be married to
Speaker 2: I guess so she can pump out her son, so
Speaker 2: that Moe whoever Moe is playing assistant of some kind,
Speaker 2: adviser of some kind, that Moe doesn't have to need
Speaker 2: to work for a broad no more. Prince Ralph of Austria,
Speaker 2: who's just an idiot.
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Can you believe it?
Speaker 2: We get Julio of Spain, which is just Hank getting
Speaker 2: to do his campy voice.
Speaker 1: Doing his bird cage voice. Absolutely yeap.
Speaker 2: He makes some gay quips hits on the Jester which
Speaker 2: is crusty, and he gets annoyed when Elizabeth shuts him
Speaker 2: down and talking to go away.
Speaker 1: He says, you'll He'll get revenge. Then Homer. Who does
Speaker 1: Homer play? It's Sir Walter ra Yes, yes, indeed best
Speaker 1: known or perhaps he's got other things going for him,
Speaker 1: but kind of embodied chivalry apparently because it might have
Speaker 1: been a kiwi two here who sorry, que one, we
Speaker 1: haven't got it the sequel yet. Ahm was going to
Speaker 1: walk across like a puddle or something. So Reley takes
Speaker 1: off his cape laser down over the water, so you
Speaker 1: know her feet won't get wet. What a man smooth
Speaker 1: mood by Walt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, right, so yeah, so she's taken aback
Speaker 2: by him or Marges anyway, Marge is just another worker there,
Speaker 2: I'm guessing of some kind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a chamber made. Yeah, your majesty, I have returned
Speaker 1: from the New World with a gift this helpful and
Speaker 1: slimming herb tobacco. If I ever have sex, this'll be great. Afterwards,
Speaker 1: that was almost gonna be one of my favorite bits.
Speaker 1: I thought that was not a bad line. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Julio though, once the status of his Spanish amade amada sorry,
Speaker 2: and Lenny shows him the mad and then he says,
Speaker 2: where the real ones?
Speaker 1: Know? These are the real ones.
Speaker 2: They're just little models on a table, and he says
Speaker 2: take him away and put things inside of him, not
Speaker 2: nice things.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what are we doing? What are
Speaker 1: we doing here about than waiting for the next segment.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Elizabeth then gets angry when she catches I'm just gonna say.
Speaker 2: The characters as Homer and Marge kisses at the bottom
Speaker 2: of the steps because she was taken aback by how
Speaker 2: strong he was and how chivalrous he was, because she
Speaker 2: loves them both, apparently because she says, I loved Junes, like,
Speaker 2: which one are you talking to?
Speaker 1: I don't even know? Listeners and doers. If you are
Speaker 1: interested in learning a little bit more about this, well,
Speaker 1: there are many history books that you could read. There
Speaker 1: are also the Elizabeth movies. There's just one called Elizabeth
Speaker 1: that came out in the late nineties, starring Kate Blanchette
Speaker 1: as Elizabeth. First, they came out with a sequel a
Speaker 1: few years later called Elizabeth the Golden Age, which had
Speaker 1: Kate Blenchett replies in her role Clive Owen as Sir
Speaker 1: Walter Rawley, who was apparently, yeah, bit of a pants man.
Speaker 1: So there you go. If you want to have fun
Speaker 1: a little learn, a little something to listen a full
Speaker 1: finger discount. But then maybe you check out these movies.
Speaker 2: Clive O was the one you nearly spoke to in once.
Speaker 2: I did speaking to a cafe once once.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Struck meals, all right, that's the thing you see.
Speaker 1: You see some movie stars in real life. It's kind
Speaker 1: of like whoa, And then you see others kind of like,
Speaker 1: we're just You're just a dude like me. He's sitting
Speaker 1: down and join a Coffee've got a little ball spot
Speaker 1: in the back of your head. With more money and
Speaker 1: more talent. Well is that more moneys done about more talent? Yeah, club,
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: But anyway, so she is angry at them both for
Speaker 2: kissing and cheating on her. I guess I don't know whatever.
Speaker 1: It is, she's the really, she's kind of sexually frustrated
Speaker 1: or romantically frustrated both.
Speaker 2: Then thinks that she's because she's hairy, she doesn't shave,
Speaker 2: that she's Beowolf whatever.
Speaker 1: Well, no, she's Grendel. Grendol, which is the monster, and
Speaker 1: Beowolf is the hero of Legend who apparently slew Grendel.
Speaker 2: Okay, then yeah, so basically saying that she's likely and hairy.
Speaker 2: Then she arrives on tea Biscuit, well not quite on him,
Speaker 2: because Tebiscuit hasn't any part of having quinnas with the
Speaker 2: first on him, so he runs into the water and
Speaker 2: commits suicide.
Speaker 1: It's really harsh. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The Amada then arrives and they realize it's too early
Speaker 2: to be standing underneath the mission accomplished banner, and they
Speaker 2: pray Lord Jesus, our country termed Protestants for the sole
Speaker 2: reason so our fat mean King gold Dumpy's faithful wife.
Speaker 1: This is the man really business. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: And then Homer is pipe acidently causes the ship to
Speaker 2: go up in flames. They all abandoned ship like cowards,
Speaker 2: and it drives through Themada.
Speaker 1: Normally I love to be flaming dreen boats heading my way,
Speaker 1: but not like this, baby, not like them. You had
Speaker 1: to be there. One of this is historically accurate. Who
Speaker 1: knows an print the legend?
Speaker 2: Homer is now Sir Sir Walter Raleigh. Queenlizabeth the First
Speaker 2: blesses them. She says, you've saved us from the Amada,
Speaker 2: and she says I don't need a man because I
Speaker 2: have England and moss.
Speaker 1: Yeah whatever you think. That's the end of that story.
Speaker 1: Let's move on to the next one, shall we.
Speaker 2: So we've got the two Asian workers in the inner
Speaker 2: store saying we're going to go to the Cuckooo in
Speaker 2: our language means nothing. I'm like, is that even a
Speaker 2: reference to something? I've never heard anyone say that?
Speaker 1: What is the joke? Here are your Cuckaroo is like
Speaker 1: as a chain restaurant. All right, is it really? I
Speaker 1: believe so CU's I have not. I just thought this
Speaker 1: is make up words. Cuckoo.
Speaker 2: I should have googled cuckoo American fast casual restaurant. Okay,
Speaker 2: so the joke is that they're going to an Asian
Speaker 2: theme restaurant. Doesn't actually mean anything. Okay, okay, I'll give
Speaker 2: you that one. Then fair enough.
Speaker 1: So here's yeah, Well, allow me to read from the internet.
Speaker 1: Cuckoo was an American fast casual restaurant. Was huh, yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I've heard of fast food and I've heard of casual.
Speaker 1: This is called fast casual. I'm not sure what that means.
Speaker 1: Cuckaroo was an American fast casual restaurant chain specializing in
Speaker 1: charm broiled chicken. Found it in nineteen eighty eight by
Speaker 1: a pair of Los Angeles based restaurant tours. The name
Speaker 1: Cuckoo was an on a mate on a on a
Speaker 1: matae reference France was on a p take reference to
Speaker 1: the of a rooster. So yeah, it's not even Asian
Speaker 1: sort of adjacent. I feel like you need to have
Speaker 1: cocoa as a it's very tasty. That's where you want
Speaker 1: to go down a cuckoo. What a marketing genius you are?
Speaker 1: Chicken handbag is god have a bottom of soda? But
Speaker 1: it's not even Yeah, it's funny that it's not even
Speaker 1: Asian adjacent and they're still making a gag out of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is bizarre, right, Yeah, given the font that they're using,
Speaker 1: you could make that mistake if you weren't wearing your glasses.
Speaker 2: But if it's not meant to be a an Asian
Speaker 2: reshot of any kind, then why would you? Yeah, what
Speaker 2: does this joke mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean make a joke about say PF. Chang's
Speaker 1: and say, by the way, that guy's not even Asian
Speaker 1: or something. City Walk.
Speaker 2: Says, are going to look pretty, and Lisa says she
Speaker 2: has a dangerous story about beauty and it's snow white
Speaker 2: and a seven, and the blue head lawyer interrupts her,
Speaker 2: saying that they're all belong Disney. Yeah, we've heard the
Speaker 2: spiel before. She says, Well, my dwarfs are named crabby, drunky, hungry, greedy,
Speaker 2: Lenny Kearney, doctor human. Indeed, snow white film that was
Speaker 2: made that one time.
Speaker 1: I have written down here I have no desire to
Speaker 1: watch the new snow White, even though it is currently
Speaker 1: on our Disney Plus Friend of the Pot. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: film is just meant to be forgotten about, right, I think?
Speaker 2: So what an absolute mediated disaster that was for Disney.
Speaker 2: That just in the entire the pre production, the production, them,
Speaker 2: everything about it.
Speaker 1: Just an absolute disaster. But how many of these live
Speaker 1: action remakes have you watched or have you been even
Speaker 1: excited for? I mean, they made a live action Mulan.
Speaker 1: It got to a point where they do it that
Speaker 1: it kind of exists. So The Jungle Books was the
Speaker 1: first one Jungle Book and it did very well. Being
Speaker 1: the beast I have never seen. Apparently it's good, right,
Speaker 1: it's all right. Lion King was just like you watched
Speaker 1: his going everyone went to seat because it was the
Speaker 1: Lion King, and then he got halfway through and going
Speaker 1: what the hell am I watching here? But they've had
Speaker 1: like the prequel to that recently.
Speaker 2: We haven't got to see Nicola, who is of all
Speaker 2: the people I've met in this world, Nicola, my wife
Speaker 2: is the biggest Lionking fan, and she has zero desire
Speaker 2: to watch my fast.
Speaker 1: It apparently made mad Bank because yeah, people are idiots.
Speaker 1: Well that's true, but yeah, snow White did not. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: it just strikes me as this very sad feedback loop Aladdin.
Speaker 1: I didn't mind. I enjoyed. Think about Aladdin is I thought,
Speaker 1: and I will die on this hill.
Speaker 2: The music in the live action Aladdin is so much
Speaker 2: better than the music in the original Aladdin animated version,
Speaker 2: just from a sheer perspective. Right, Will Smith singing Robin
Speaker 2: Williams songs, He's not on that level. I'm talking just
Speaker 2: the music. So like Will Smith's actually singing is not great,
Speaker 2: not better than Rob Williams as the genie, but just
Speaker 2: the actual music of that song fan like me is
Speaker 2: so much better in the live action And I swear
Speaker 2: by that.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not. I'm not going to dispute that. I mean,
Speaker 1: in my humble opinion, Okay, I don't really remember a
Speaker 1: lot about Aladdin, considering how well that did. It's got
Speaker 1: a surprisingly shallow cultural footprint.
Speaker 2: It's a look like Avatar, and some it's because Disney
Speaker 2: don't want you to remember it, essentially like well, because
Speaker 2: if you remember it, then you will you won't shell
Speaker 2: out for the next one. So we got to do
Speaker 2: so we've got snow White and she's talking about she
Speaker 2: tells a story.
Speaker 1: It so hide. This song's not like any song, you know.
Speaker 2: I like the ho Hey, it's just it's a little
Speaker 2: fun gay. This song's not like any other song, you know.
Speaker 2: We get the Wicked Queen, who isn't actually played by
Speaker 2: any Simpsons character. I'm like, what was the point then?
Speaker 2: Why was this not a Simpsons character? Is that the
Speaker 2: whole point of doing these.
Speaker 1: Is that slot? Missus k in there? Somebody somebody hell?
Speaker 2: And she asked the HDTV on the Wall, which is
Speaker 2: a gag that works in two thousand and nine, but
Speaker 2: not now whatever nine yet Esney nine, because HDTV is
Speaker 2: a just do you even say HDTV?
Speaker 1: The Wrek? You just a tv AV novel. But it
Speaker 1: was certainly a thing there in the in the late
Speaker 1: two thousands when it's like full HD, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: incredibly high definition and yeah, we're going to see what
Speaker 1: everybody looks like. Yes, yeah, not good.
Speaker 2: But so she asked who the Ferris on the Wall is,
Speaker 2: and it's snow White and the weather girl from Channel nine.
Speaker 1: There's a great gag in thirty Rock where they they
Speaker 1: do the HD thing where it's like you see what
Speaker 1: everybody looks like HDTV. Yeah, but I think I think
Speaker 1: it's mainly it might be Tina Fame. Mostly, it might
Speaker 1: be Liz Lemon really sort of made up to look
Speaker 1: like the Wicked Witch of the West. You see Jack
Speaker 1: donneghe Alec Bourban on HDTV and it's nineteen ninety for October.
Speaker 1: Because he just wins all the time. That's a really
Speaker 1: good game.
Speaker 2: I saw someone share a photo of Alec Borward like
Speaker 2: a sort of convention like two weeks ago, and he's
Speaker 2: just setting up this fold out table next to like
Speaker 2: some random voice after and it's like, that's Ali Borwert.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what the hell happened? Cons are weird. We
Speaker 1: talk about this all the time, but they strike me
Speaker 1: so strange that these days, you're, of course familiar with
Speaker 1: the Lost Boys, and you're seeing meet with Jason Patrick,
Speaker 1: the star at that in his prime, in his youth, beautiful,
Speaker 1: the most handsome men around. You know, you think, oh
Speaker 1: my god, this guy's gonna be the biggest movie star ever.
Speaker 1: And apparently he was kind of his own words down
Speaker 1: to me in a lot of ways, took the work
Speaker 1: and himself a bit serious. The little val Kilmorrish in
Speaker 1: some regards. He was like some con in La not
Speaker 1: long ago, but like because he's in Terrifier three apparently,
Speaker 1: and he's in a lot of B movies these days.
Speaker 1: But I think still with the feeling he's one of
Speaker 1: these people who again takes himself and his art very
Speaker 1: very seriously. And here he is at this fucking con
Speaker 1: with a fold out card table signing art the clown merch.
Speaker 1: It's like, I shouldn't be feeling sorry for you, Jason Patrick.
Speaker 1: I'm Guy Davis. I shouldn't be feeling sorry for Jason Patrick.
Speaker 1: Kind of did ye.
Speaker 2: At this time and there's not no one there, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's Alc Baldwin.
Speaker 1: It's funny because he comes across as someone who's very
Speaker 1: sort of I mean, he's got that great voice, in
Speaker 1: that great presence, and he's come across a very very
Speaker 1: dignified Yeah, but lately there's that thing. But there's also
Speaker 1: he's been doing a lot of tiktoks or Instagram reels
Speaker 1: with his wife, who apparently is not Spanish but speaks
Speaker 1: in a Spanish accent. You can look into that yourself,
Speaker 1: but that's just too weird for my blood. But doing
Speaker 1: a whole lot of those kind of very relatable. Hey,
Speaker 1: it's it's me and my husband, Alec Boorwyn. Here we
Speaker 1: are in the pool. Here we are driving out to
Speaker 1: get some cuckooo or some ship like that. It's like,
Speaker 1: how fuck does the economy that you have to do
Speaker 1: this business?
Speaker 2: It's just he's doing the concert and I'm looking at
Speaker 2: this like all these different kinds ex. Salt Lake City.
Speaker 1: Now, we are not going to be judging anyone how
Speaker 1: they get the bag, but at the same time.
Speaker 2: Just sounds bizarre because I grew he was a star
Speaker 2: and like thirty Rocks he was. Yeah, it's Alec Baldwin.
Speaker 1: At the same time, I think he has copped to
Speaker 1: the fact that he remarried. You've got a bunch of kids.
Speaker 1: Was like the controversy with the gun scenario is that
Speaker 1: as well still still seems to be working. But the
Speaker 1: way you sort of make your money these days is
Speaker 1: but by rocking up to a con and just you know,
Speaker 1: signing autographs.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to show you a photo here, look
Speaker 2: at this. It's just him with a bunch of eight
Speaker 2: by tens on a cardboard on a fold out table.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, with like a homemade banner behind him. It's bizarre, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that someone probably made on fiver. Yeah, and the biggest
Speaker 2: character on that banner is boss Baby.
Speaker 1: Oh boy.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we now return you to four great women and
Speaker 2: a manicure. How did we get to to Ali Bourbin
Speaker 2: and to all that talking about the weather go on
Speaker 2: channel nine?
Speaker 1: Hey TV? Yeah, yeah we gave.
Speaker 2: But she orders Willy, the evil Queen orders Willing to
Speaker 2: go and bring her this is a snow White's heart
Speaker 2: in the box and put the rest of her in
Speaker 2: this box. And when you get back and get your
Speaker 2: reward and has a box shaped like him. Snow White
Speaker 2: is then cooking. She tells the turtle to get into
Speaker 2: the soup. He dies a horrible death, and she laughs
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: And I was like, why, why what is going on there?
Speaker 1: NICKI turtles? Yeah, everyone loves turtles, the favorite of God's animals. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's bizarre that moment. But Willy walks in. I cannot
Speaker 1: do it. Run Lassie, find we little men and hide
Speaker 1: with them. Now to fool the queen with a pig's heart.
Speaker 1: I cannot do it. Maybe I'll get a heart out
Speaker 1: of construction. People. I cannot do it. I cannot do it,
Speaker 1: so she goes through the gingerbread house. You're doing you
Speaker 1: can do it? Spoiler alert. That moment in Happy Gil
Speaker 1: what made me smile, just a little smiling and happy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know how much off and I laughed. I
Speaker 1: smiled a lot.
Speaker 2: I laughed a lot at the bit with the when
Speaker 2: he kept hitting the gold balls, keep hit him the
Speaker 2: head because I like, I said to Nicola, push pause,
Speaker 2: and I was like, this isn't like funny unless Adam
Speaker 2: Sandler's doing it. It's just like, are the sound make
Speaker 2: And I'm like, this is so stupid, But Adam Sandler
Speaker 2: doing it. It's just funny. Adam Sandler just you can't
Speaker 2: up but love him. They yeah, gingerbread house. She finds
Speaker 2: Grandma's house and the dogs inside.
Speaker 1: The wolf What is that, oh Grandma? Yeah? The red
Speaker 1: writing on story. Yeah, I thought I thought it was
Speaker 1: like a specific wolf from Disney or something. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Anyway, it almost looked a bit like the text Avery did, yeah,
Speaker 2: from the mask. Then she finds the house that belongs
Speaker 2: to the Seven Dwarfs. She goes inside, she tests out
Speaker 2: the beds.
Speaker 1: We're getting the.
Speaker 2: Goldilocks reference here too, hard, too soft, third once also
Speaker 2: too hard, so she settles for the soft one. Then
Speaker 2: we get the dwarfs. As they say, here arriving home,
Speaker 2: it's time to now get high. Take some shrooms. Go
Speaker 2: to our rooms.
Speaker 1: People of guys elk sure and they see the lights on.
Speaker 2: And Mo Krabby says, let's put a pick axe in
Speaker 2: its brain. And they say, you're in marketing, why do
Speaker 2: you need an axe? And he's like, if you're in marketing,
Speaker 2: you'd know.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 2: Krabby then tries to wake up snow White because they
Speaker 2: assume they find her in bed o. She's beautiful, she
Speaker 2: must be cursed. She needs to kiss to wake her up.
Speaker 2: She wakes up quickly, so he then kisses a door
Speaker 2: knob instead. How any of this was considered to be funny,
Speaker 2: I don't know. Let's just get through it.
Speaker 1: She's staying the billion That was probably the phrase they
Speaker 1: used in the rider's room, as well as like I've
Speaker 1: got dinner to get home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's staying home. The next day looking after the house.
Speaker 2: Dr Hibbitt warmed her to look out for the evil witch.
Speaker 2: She's a master of disguise and snow watches cleaning all
Speaker 2: the animals are helping her. The bear accidentally puts in
Speaker 2: too much cleaning powder, so that's too much. You get
Speaker 2: outside now, and I'm like, it's trying to help.
Speaker 1: You help. It's a big polite and they help out
Speaker 1: of the bear anyway.
Speaker 2: So then the evil witch arrives, forces her to take
Speaker 2: a by the red apple and she passes out. The
Speaker 2: dwarves approached the witch, she jumps out the window, sees
Speaker 2: the herbivores, who she thinks aren't going to attack her,
Speaker 2: and then they kill her. Yes, and that's the end
Speaker 2: of that story now, but snow white. Then she's asleep
Speaker 2: and she says she waited for a prince, but he
Speaker 2: never came. Since a woman doesn't need to depend on
Speaker 2: a man, she was brought back to life by our
Speaker 2: lady doctor march As.
Speaker 1: She lived happily ever after. While she could indulge in
Speaker 1: generous activities like handball, but otherwise she was fine. As
Speaker 1: I said, cool story, Lisa.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the third one was probably the most enjoyable. I
Speaker 2: think the Macbeth one, yeah, purely because it was just
Speaker 2: felt had a horror aspect to it. I guess ba
Speaker 2: Hoomer asks for bride money before this story starts, Marge
Speaker 2: gives them dry cleaning coupons. Don't forget it's still going
Speaker 2: to be a civil suit, and Marg's like, oh, now,
Speaker 2: she tells the story of a great woman who was
Speaker 2: held backed by a not so great husband, and it's Macbeth.
Speaker 2: And it turns out that it's not actually set when
Speaker 2: Macbeth set. It's set on this set of a Mabeth play,
Speaker 2: which I oh, thank god, it's something different. And the
Speaker 2: director says that you shouldn't be complaining about You shouldn't
Speaker 2: get to show business if you're going to complain about
Speaker 2: washing barbecue sauce the fleotards.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now, this is a return of the director forgot
Speaker 1: the episode that is in my apologies, Yeah, I do have.
Speaker 1: But it's basically a takeoff of Roy Scheider in All
Speaker 1: that Jazz. He's got that sort of got the go
Speaker 1: to you got the open shirt? Yeah, very much, sort
Speaker 1: of like a macho Broadway director who's you know, he'll
Speaker 1: tear you down to get the best out of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bringing down a few pegs. But she believes that
Speaker 2: if Homer had a better part or better role in
Speaker 2: the play, that she wouldn't have to be washing all
Speaker 2: of the outfits in the costumes, and we cut to Homer,
Speaker 2: who was a tree, and he says, well, at least
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Speaker 4: I thought I was marrying a man who could play McBeth.
Speaker 1: Hey, there's no way I could ever be as good
Speaker 1: as dead guy stars. Hide your fires, Let not light
Speaker 1: see my black and deep desires. Mels like the Son
Speaker 1: Lawrence Olivier and John Gilgood always vaunted but never heard,
Speaker 1: But oh how they tried. I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: I mean John Gilgert was gay. I don't know if
Speaker 1: Laurence Olivier was gay. It is actors. You ever heard
Speaker 1: that thing about Tom Hardy, He's bane he's much that's
Speaker 1: the odor, sure that that's great. I think someone asked him,
Speaker 1: you know when he was when he started was on
Speaker 1: the rides, like maybe had like a same sick experiences.
Speaker 1: And he's like, man, it was an actor in the nineties.
Speaker 1: Of course I've had gay experience.
Speaker 2: It's like, wow, good bed, I never heard the hardy
Speaker 2: boys hardly boys. But she says to Homer that perhaps
Speaker 2: we should turn Mal into a six feet understudy. And
Speaker 2: I was like, do you mean kill him? She's like yeah,
Speaker 2: So she gives him the knife. He sets into his room.
Speaker 2: I didn't mind the snoring snore as he's snoring, tries
Speaker 2: to kill him, but it turns out it's just a
Speaker 2: prop knife. So he beats him to death with his
Speaker 2: own bone, not before he quotes Shakespeare see him in Heavens.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Then the director calls a moment of silence moment over
Speaker 2: and says, Homer, You've now got the lead as a
Speaker 2: result of the death of sideshow Mal's bone climbing out
Speaker 2: of his hair and.
Speaker 1: Beating him to death seems seems logical.
Speaker 2: I'm just happy with her. With her D's Homer is
Speaker 2: now terrible in the role. He's reading the wrong place.
Speaker 2: He's going bye bye Berdie and then Matrics reloaded script.
Speaker 1: Twenty five.
Speaker 2: This feels dated, but at the time that's just trueloaded.
Speaker 2: They were huge at the time.
Speaker 1: Man, oh well, we were all kind of oh were
Speaker 1: Matrix fantastic? You get It's kind of like it's like
Speaker 1: seeing Phantom Menace for the first time. I should be
Speaker 1: enjoying this. Why am I not enjoying it? Is it me?
Speaker 1: Is it just that you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'm not there watching Last Jedi? Remember we hide out
Speaker 2: Gold Class. We had like Star Wars trivia before it started,
Speaker 2: and like half an hour in you just sense that
Speaker 2: everyone's room was looking at it and going, oh no,
Speaker 2: you two. But this is where we get This is
Speaker 2: where we start getting the reviews though, So they're at
Speaker 2: MOS after the play, they're all getting their reviews. Does
Speaker 2: this actually happen in New York? They do reviews like
Speaker 2: that night.
Speaker 1: Apparently so apparently back in the day. Yeah, yeah, because
Speaker 1: this feel like who does newspapers now? In general? That's true,
Speaker 1: it just go online and type. But it would be
Speaker 1: certainly with Broadway, I mean, which was sort of setting
Speaker 1: the tone for the theater across America. The critic would
Speaker 1: go instantly sort of bash out the review just in
Speaker 1: time for the early edition or whatever. So yeah, you'd
Speaker 1: have people. Yeah, cast members and crew members are sort
Speaker 1: of clamoring for that first edition. See what do they think?
Speaker 1: What do they think? Because it's going to make or
Speaker 1: break you. Yeah, reviews mattered? Oh absolutely yeah, but now
Speaker 1: it's our mate Emon Moss background, Hello influencers. What a
Speaker 1: boss moment, What a lord.
Speaker 2: March then reads that Hibbitt as Banquo gets the good reviews,
Speaker 2: So March as, you're gonna have to kill him?
Speaker 1: Next? Is this where Homer says, wouldn't it be easier
Speaker 1: if I just took acting let's screw your courage to
Speaker 1: the sticking place and will not fail?
Speaker 2: What's that from X Men too? Macbeth mccoop. Homan then
Speaker 2: sneaks into the hospital and we've already touched on this
Speaker 2: when he kills Hibbitt with a laughing gas This was
Speaker 2: actually terrifying. Imagine being in this moment, My goodness, being
Speaker 2: in a room knowing it's almost like drowning and being
Speaker 2: like a foot from the top of the water.
Speaker 1: It's like it's right there.
Speaker 2: If I just got to there, I'd be saved, but
Speaker 2: you can't get that window open and dies Like that's
Speaker 2: horrifying to me. It's just like it'd be like, you know, what,
Speaker 2: do you think you'd be more fearful of being eaten
Speaker 2: alive by a shark or someone drowning you and holding
Speaker 2: you just like a foot under the water. What would
Speaker 2: be more terrifying? I think obviously the shark is more
Speaker 2: painful and terrifying.
Speaker 1: Right, I think so? But yeah, I've got a just
Speaker 1: a lifelong fear of drowning. Yes, was I nearly drowned
Speaker 1: when I was a kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh, I nearly drowned when I was about thirteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The rip just took me out and I thought for
Speaker 2: a moment I was sick. It's almost like I came
Speaker 2: to piece of it. I was like, oh I'm going
Speaker 2: to die now. Oh yeah, Well, I mean I remember
Speaker 2: thinking of going, oh, are you going to die? And
Speaker 2: then I was like and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: I got out and I was like, I'm not going
Speaker 2: to die. And it's such a weird feeling.
Speaker 1: I've got a podcasts a weird.
Speaker 2: Coming to piece of going, Oh I can't do it.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to die.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is very interesting. I'm wondering if it feels
Speaker 1: like sort of going back to the womb in some ways,
Speaker 1: because you know, when you're in your mum's tummy, you're
Speaker 1: sort of floating around in the amniotic sac, You've got
Speaker 1: all this fluid around you. You're basically an amphibian. Going
Speaker 1: back and drowning would kind of feel like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: back to the I've respawned.
Speaker 2: Essentially, I wasn't even really panicking. I panicked for a second,
Speaker 2: and then when I sort of felt like I couldn't
Speaker 2: get to the top, I stopped panicking.
Speaker 1: You hear this a lot about drowning. Yes, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean because my experience happened when I was very young.
Speaker 1: I would have been about maybe three or four. You remember,
Speaker 1: it's one of my first memories. Oh wow, Yeah that
Speaker 1: explains at all. Oh yeah that I I was basically
Speaker 1: on the bottom of the deep end of the pool
Speaker 1: and I kind of had this thought, all right, well,
Speaker 1: there are the steps I'm gonna have to walk from
Speaker 1: here to get to there. And then I was yanked
Speaker 1: out of the pool by one of my sisters. So
Speaker 1: it is. But so I've got that fear of drowning
Speaker 1: at the same time, it's like, maybe I shouldn't because
Speaker 1: apparently it's supposedly quite peaceful. Once you sort of realize, oh,
Speaker 1: this is happening. That's literal, and I experienced that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was weird. Yeah, so like being eaten by wild
Speaker 1: animals or being eaten my shark or something, I think that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would kind of suck.
Speaker 2: I cried for like two hours afterwards, just purely from
Speaker 2: just the of course, I don't know how to feel.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, so emotional. I was like, I'm alive,
Speaker 2: and it was just it was bizarre.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, become completely aware of the fragility of
Speaker 1: it all. I can go in any second. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But anyway, getting back to this episode, to Yah homesteaking
Speaker 2: to hospitals and killing people. Yes, but marg then reads
Speaker 2: the reviews and saying that everyone it was better than Homer,
Speaker 2: even Eddie and Lou as the two soldiers without any lines,
Speaker 2: are better than Homer and last and least yeah Homer,
Speaker 2: as they call him. So she questions Homer, questions why
Speaker 2: they're writing new reviews every single day. It's like sh
Speaker 2: But then he kills them all at the cast party,
Speaker 2: and then he sings a song to himself and sleeps
Speaker 2: on their corpses, and Margin's annoyed that he killed them
Speaker 2: all in their costumes. And then the ghosts of all
Speaker 2: the corpses confront Margines that your dark ambitions guided him,
Speaker 2: guided his murderer's hand.
Speaker 1: No, I just encouraged him.
Speaker 2: You're encouraged by withholding sex sex. I'm like, when did
Speaker 2: that happen?
Speaker 1: Is that a delete the scene? What does she withhold sex?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying to recall if that actually happens in Macbeth,
Speaker 2: But anyway, it's not in this story. Like there is
Speaker 2: no mention of Homo not getting He could have just
Speaker 2: said a snowball, not until you kill the cast members,
Speaker 2: or maybe maybe she does say in the bed because
Speaker 2: they are in the bed. When she says that maybe
Speaker 2: I'm missing, I was so just like chewing out for
Speaker 2: this one. I couldn't care man. But Homer finds her
Speaker 2: dead though, because the ghost kill her at least as
Speaker 2: you can't nag me anymore, and she's like, that's where
Speaker 2: you're wrong. Get out on stage, and the director points
Speaker 2: out that there's no cast, there's no audience.
Speaker 1: This is your moment. Get out there and do this thing.
Speaker 1: Why I go cheer out my books.
Speaker 2: Of my subway sandwich franchise, because if you call a
Speaker 2: sandwich maker an artist, it's like an invitation to steal.
Speaker 2: So Homer performs the play really well. Marge is proud
Speaker 2: of him, and she says, there's now nothing that can
Speaker 2: stop you from taking on Shakespeare's greatest role. She throws
Speaker 2: various scripts at him, and then he kills himself by
Speaker 2: shooting himself and says, me, having to read all those
Speaker 2: players would have been a real tragedy. Ended that one,
Speaker 2: and it's now time for a fourth story.
Speaker 1: No, no, what what? Three stories?
Speaker 2: That's what we always tell Yes, yeah, no, it's the
Speaker 2: fourth one. And Maggie wants one too, So Marge points
Speaker 2: out that Agnes is reading the book, which is is
Speaker 2: it the fountain Head? The fountain Head for right wing losers?
Speaker 2: And Agnes thinks that what's her name again?
Speaker 1: Ain Ran? Yeah, it's her first name? Is a y
Speaker 1: n that Anne or ain That's the thing. I mean,
Speaker 1: I thought it was ain Ran. I thought it was
Speaker 1: ann Ran, I think when I was a kid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go with ann Ran.
Speaker 2: But anyway, but anyway, she Agnes thinks that it's a
Speaker 2: guy and he's a second slice of beefcake.
Speaker 1: That's what he says, that's what she says.
Speaker 2: Sorry, and margin tells the story of Maggie Rourke, an
Speaker 2: architecture who refuses to compromise, which is the story of
Speaker 2: the fountain Head. I did like the name of the
Speaker 2: play center, Mediocritots. The story just felt really bizarre. So
Speaker 2: the teacher doesn't want to be with the kids, doesn't
Speaker 2: want the kids to succeed or show any sort of
Speaker 2: I get that's the story of the found Head, but
Speaker 2: it's like in this setting just feels bizarre.
Speaker 1: It is, Yeah, look, they're really taking a shot at
Speaker 1: ay and raand which I think is really interesting because
Speaker 1: Brad Bird, who was like a really pivotal guy in
Speaker 1: Simpson's Law, people accuse him of being a rand guy
Speaker 1: in a lot of ways, particularly when it comes to
Speaker 1: people when it comes to the Incredibles, because in what way, well,
Speaker 1: the rand philosophy is kind of, if I'm capable of
Speaker 1: great things, I shouldn't be chained by mediocre ideas. I
Speaker 1: should be given freedom, the freedom to express myself and
Speaker 1: hopefully well, the way Bird interprets it, is like, if
Speaker 1: you allow people to, you know, talent people to do
Speaker 1: good things, benefit if it's everybody. You see that in
Speaker 1: The Incredibles and Your Seed and Tomorrowland as well. So
Speaker 1: whether this is a shout out or rebuke to brad
Speaker 1: Bird is kind of interesting. I'll admit I have not
Speaker 1: read any of Rand's work. It just didn't really appeal
Speaker 1: to me, although she's pretty good at like pinterest kind
Speaker 1: of things or like inspirational quotes. I just want to
Speaker 1: read two of them here. Well, one of them is
Speaker 1: it's not a question of whether or not I can do,
Speaker 1: it's a question of who's going to stop me. But
Speaker 1: the one that I similar to that didn't think of
Speaker 1: it whether they should, Well, yeah, there's that. There's one
Speaker 1: that I like very much though, and this feels kind
Speaker 1: of power positive thinking. But I like this very much.
Speaker 1: This is what Ann Rand said, The world you desire
Speaker 1: can be one. It exists, It is real, it is possible,
Speaker 1: it is yours. I like that. I mean that's something
Speaker 1: you should that you should say to yourself if you
Speaker 1: want to do things in life, because pretty much not
Speaker 1: everything is possible, but a lot of things are possible
Speaker 1: if you focus your attention and your will on that.
Speaker 1: And that's a lot of rand philosophy. Now I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna unfortunately that can be taken and twisted and distorted
Speaker 1: by a lot of especially bros. You mean, you'll probably
Speaker 1: get a lot of Randy and philosophy and say like
Speaker 1: Andrew Huberan or Andrew Taate. But uh, I kind of
Speaker 1: like that. And yeah, I mean, and I like it
Speaker 1: when Brad Bird does it in something like The Incredibles,
Speaker 1: you know, where you've got a lot of people saying no, no, no,
Speaker 1: stifle yourself, dance like these people are capable of great things.
Speaker 1: Let them cook.
Speaker 2: And it is struggle when you're a parent of As
Speaker 2: this episode ends, it's like the difference between destruction and
Speaker 2: allowing your child creative freedom. It's like I would love
Speaker 2: you to paint, just not on the walls please.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But Marge Yes said telling the story of Maggie Rourke
Speaker 2: and that the school and the teacher here, the educator
Speaker 2: he wants to do his online traffic school or whatever
Speaker 2: it is. So he says, you can play with some
Speaker 2: blocks and Maggie was excelling and I did, like here
Speaker 2: March's and that's just not because I'm her mother either.
Speaker 2: I'm not just saying we've all been there. It's like
Speaker 2: Alie's really good at foot, Like I know he's my son. Block,
Speaker 2: He's actually really good at.
Speaker 1: Foot, you know.
Speaker 2: But missus, mister Ellsworth two is his name. He wanted
Speaker 2: every child to conform. Dancers shouldn't kick too high, and
Speaker 2: building she mustn't touch the sky as al must reached
Speaker 2: the sky. He says to Maggie and knocks down her building.
Speaker 2: That she built the blocks and even the robble was
Speaker 2: too high, so he stands on it just to make
Speaker 2: sure and welcome to the real world, baby. Then we
Speaker 2: get a montage with him just destroying her various building
Speaker 2: creations and mediocrity rules, and I'm like, none of this
Speaker 2: is funny. It's just like it's just you're telling a story. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like jokes.
Speaker 1: It's kind of that thing where I know what they're
Speaker 1: talking about. It's it's clapped her more than laughter. I
Speaker 1: feel good for getting this reference.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's now parent teacher day and he wants everyone
Speaker 2: to know how beaten down and uncreative you all are.
Speaker 2: But he says to the kids, and Homer says, if
Speaker 2: he was in that position to be a lot of
Speaker 2: strangled babies.
Speaker 1: What are the who's referring to other sort of very
Speaker 1: mediocre works of art or block building whatever, oh wonderfully pedestrian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he says, all right, everybody, you will
Speaker 2: believe your eyes. They come into Maggie has built something
Speaker 2: really cool and says you suck by holding up the
Speaker 2: U block and suck on the pacifier. So she gets
Speaker 2: tried as a toddler. Allsworth wants nine times out served consecutively.
Speaker 2: But then Maggie speaks up as Jodie Foster.
Speaker 4: Throughout the ages, the finger painter, the Plato sculptor, the
Speaker 4: Lincoln Lagger, stood alone against the daycare teacher of her time.
Speaker 4: She did not live to earn approval stickers. She lived
Speaker 4: for herself that she might achieve things that are the
Speaker 4: glory of all humanity. These are my terms. I do
Speaker 4: not care to play by any others. And now, if
Speaker 4: the court will allow me, it's naptime.
Speaker 1: Jodi Foss was really good casto because Jody Foster tends
Speaker 1: to play as roles. Yeah. Yeah, women who are very
Speaker 1: strong forthright can't hold me back exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Maggie grew up to be a famous architect building one
Speaker 2: of the Wonders of the world. Building was one of
Speaker 2: the wonders of the world, and on the top floor
Speaker 2: was a daycare center because every child was free to
Speaker 2: follow their dreams. Since nothing is cut, too much to tell,
Speaker 2: and Maggie off for drawing a kick ass painting on
Speaker 2: the wall. And that is the end of this episode,
Speaker 2: thank God. And that's not to say because I don't
Speaker 2: want stories about women. It's just I say this every
Speaker 2: time they do these types of episodes. I just don't
Speaker 2: like them. I apologize nothing to do with the theme
Speaker 2: that I like, the story and the point behind this.
Speaker 2: I'm glad that one of the on last week's mail
Speaker 2: Bake episode, one of the listeners wrote in saying, have
Speaker 2: you checked out the episode? That's kind of like twenty
Speaker 2: two short films about spirit, but it's all women's based.
Speaker 2: I remember really enjoying what I've seen at that so
Speaker 2: I'm going to go back and revisit that one. The
Speaker 2: idea behind this episode is good. I just think the
Speaker 2: execution was not great.
Speaker 1: I think some of these stories were really great scaffolding
Speaker 1: for Simpsons Shenanigans. Yeah, I mean, I think the Queen
Speaker 1: Elizabeth's story, the Lady Macbeth story, and even the Aine
Speaker 1: Ran story. They're pretty good and you can work with those.
Speaker 1: Snow White not so much. I don't think that worked
Speaker 1: at all. I think that was probably that's very much
Speaker 1: the flat tire.
Speaker 2: I mean, Queens before was the flat one for me. Okay,
Speaker 2: then there was a snow white kid when I was
Speaker 2: growing up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you use those events as the scafolding
Speaker 1: and then you put fun jokes in them or just
Speaker 1: you know, oh how interesting that they're using this Springfield
Speaker 1: character in this context, that can be kind of fun.
Speaker 1: This felt very slap dash. Let's just get this done.
Speaker 1: It did just it felt like they was hitting a quota.
Speaker 1: It did. Indeed, what do we learn bomb, Hey, we've
Speaker 1: already done. Ow, what'd you learn from this episode? What
Speaker 1: did I learn? Again? It was something I taught you?
Speaker 1: What did I forget?
Speaker 2: Peel to rewind or Dan? I can just edit into this,
Speaker 2: but yeah, I said that. Yeah, Macbeth is essentially whatever
Speaker 2: you hear, sweety yes.
Speaker 1: Exactly right. From day forward, your names will be all right.
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Speaker 2: That would be Mike Salter again with some points this week.
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Speaker 2: I think that means he wins. It's on twenty six
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Speaker 1: Is only one episode left. Congratulations Jared Horny. Name is
Speaker 1: Jared Hornby.
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Speaker 1: We've still got one more episode. By all means, give
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Speaker 2: As the English cricket team will want. You could have
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Speaker 2: You can have the moral victory if you get three
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Speaker 1: Still don't get your jayback, sorry, buddy.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's the thing. If you get three points next week, Phil,
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Speaker 1: The next season. I'll allow it. All right. Then here
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Speaker 2: So it's it's got something to root for now the jayback.
Speaker 2: All right, you've got your work out out for you, buddy. Indeed. Okay,
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