Speaker 1: Your guide would cut your throat for ten dollars, and
even if he didn't, you'd be shot by bandits or
a scout by Indians. My gun is your safe passage.
You're going to need it. Have Gun, Will Travel, starring
mister John Dayner as Paladin, San Francisco, eighteen seventy five,
The Carlton Hotel, headquarters of a man called Paladin. You know, mayboy,
I'm bored this afternoon. Too much of the same thing
for you saw Miss Paladin. Hm. Only something different would happen,
I say, Porter, or something different, Miss Paladine, Which is
the way to Fleetown, Montana? Fleet Town? Ah? Yes, perhaps
I might help. My name is Palatine. Ooh, I thank
you's I'm James Brunswick. Hey boy, bring mister Brunswick some
brand now. No, no, you're very kind, but I can't
tell you. You see, my father, the eighth Earl of Aylesbury,
invested money in this ranch in Montana, and now that
my brother's dead, his share was left to me, and
you're going there to take possession precisely, and my interest
is hot. The rest is owned by a fifth cousin,
that miss Felicia Casson, that I must make arrangements to
get there quickly. Of a lone woman attempting to run
a large ranch, well you understand, of course, I imagine
she'll be pleased to have a man's help. Oh quite well,
I'll hop a train and I'll just pop in on
her in a day or two. Three weeks will be
closer to the truth. The train will drop you about
two hundred miles from Fleetown. From there on its horseback
over the mountains. Well, then in that case I might
do a bit of hunting. I shall hire a guy
and he'll cut your throat for your money. Good guessious,
Now you can do it alone. You get lost, shot
by bandits, or scalped. It's rather awkward. What's the solution?
This hell gun will travel? I'll sir, i'd the gun.
I mean, is it necessary? Not always, Sometimes it's mighty useful.
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James Brunswick, ninth Earl of Aylesbury endured the three week
ride over the mountains with the help of an English saddle,
a some helmet and two pack horses carrying his trunks
and carpet bags. He marveled at the size, the coldness,
the expanse, and the beauty of the land there was
a mini lounging around the General's store. When we rode
into Fleetown. They stared at him, fascinated. He stared back, fascinated.
We dismounted and walked up the steps. This is Fleetown, mister.
Speaker 2: You're looking for someone special?
Speaker 1: Ah, yes, Miss Felicia Carson, perhaps you can direct us
to the King's Arms Ronster, I'll be dying.
Speaker 2: Ms Carton.
Speaker 1: What is your body? Ma'am?
Speaker 3: I think your cousin from England just got it?
Speaker 4: What you you James Brunswick?
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right.
Speaker 4: Oh well, I reckon you're mckinfol.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, cousin Felicia, Why this is delight Well,
I reckon, I'm pleased to meet you. I'm delighted. This
is my friend, mister Calladan. The pleasure. Miss Carson the same.
Speaker 4: This here's Wady, my foreman. You go see them horses?
Is shod yet?
Speaker 1: Wardy? Yes, ma'am Tragy clothes your pardon, crazy clothes.
Speaker 4: Harry yet, go on about your business. Quit stand around
staring and take your braves with you.
Speaker 1: Go on, now go on, crazy clothes, I say, cousin police,
him's a savage.
Speaker 4: No, now them is Harry blackfoot, little horse, and a
few of the boys from across the road is off.
Speaker 1: James was disappointed that we didn't see any Indians on
the trail.
Speaker 3: A good thing too.
Speaker 4: The only braves you'd run into up there'd be a
war party taking scalps, oh, Harry, and them a lot
more peaceable. They ain't smeared war paint in years.
Speaker 1: War paint taking scalps, by Joe. It's all true then,
just as I read, makes good rating. But it's nothing
in care to see, no, no I expect not.
Speaker 5: Well, well, this is your cousin all the way from
angling Man.
Speaker 4: Now, look, ajie, let's not have it away a minute.
Speaker 5: You want who shot that poor little bear cub on
a pack horse?
Speaker 1: Alright, shot inside, but he's scarcely a come listen to him.
Speaker 5: Boy, I'm mister, you just ain't acquited with a Montana
braid of bear, full growed.
Speaker 2: They're as big as this house.
Speaker 1: Really, I never heard of any animal deflaw.
Speaker 5: I've only been in on the killer one full size
montana bear myself.
Speaker 2: I was with the army.
Speaker 3: Took a ten pound shot to bring him down.
Speaker 1: Hunks short.
Speaker 3: You know what we found when we peel a hide
off of him.
Speaker 1: What why bear skin?
Speaker 3: You're blaming fool?
Speaker 1: Well, I must say, the drunk is on me?
Speaker 5: Is what a dude?
Speaker 3: Come on, let's get out of.
Speaker 1: You. There's the water in the horse.
Speaker 3: Traff I guess hitting a horse on you. You think
that's funny, do you?
Speaker 1: You must have met a man swimming and a horse trough.
Looks pretty foolish, not.
Speaker 3: As foolish as you will with your job bus.
Speaker 4: It seems like MG finally bit on one himself and
he don't like the sour taste.
Speaker 3: You're you're kind of handy with your practical jokes, mister.
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most of these same CBS stations. James Brunswick, ninth Earl
of Aylesbury, changed to knickers. Once we got to the
ranch after tea and a pipe, he picked up his
riding crop and announced it was time to look things over.
Felicia Carson reckoned it was time I tagged along. We
made a circuit of the main ranch buildings and ended
up some time around dusk back at the corrals.
Speaker 4: Well that's the works, Jamie lead building, six thousand head
of cattle and twelve thousand acres of land.
Speaker 1: It's immense, absolutely immense. Can't you've been looking after all
this alone. You are an amazing woman.
Speaker 3: Felicia had to be done.
Speaker 1: Well. Now that I'm here, I intend to take this
burden off your shoulders. You just sit back and be
the lady of the man. Huh.
Speaker 4: Well, thanks, Jamie, But for a while you just sort
of take it easy and don't strain yourself. None. Well,
I'm going up to the house suppers and a half
an hour.
Speaker 1: What hell? I am afraid that she doesn't take me
very seriously. Pallidin a little change right now. You're sort
of unusual to her, to everyone, you know. I've been
thinking about ng and his little joke this morning. I
was being tested, wasn't it? You know? And they think
that a man who can be tricked as a fool.
See around here. They figure there are two kinds of
no good people, cowards and fools. In a rough situation,
the coward will run out on you, and the fool
might make a fatal mistake. And I showed myself up
to be a fool, you know, But you showed You've
got to let to learn that. Say you've lost face.
You don't quite fit in yet? Ah? How does one
go about fitting in? Paliding? Well? Here there's your saddle,
English made for riding. Nothing else, right, what else is there? Oh,
look at the saddle of mine, the western saddle. But yeah,
a cumbersome, heavy sort of thing maybe, But there's a
reason for everything. Through the horn here the tie post
when roping cattle, and elbow rest for a man in
the saddle all day, let's see, And the height and
the slope of the cattle. Here see the figure to
give a man the most comfort and the best brace
through a day's work. And they're rigging the cinch, the stirrups,
the stirrup leathers, they're all designed to contribute something useful.
There isn't a piece of leather on the saddle that
isn't needed. Uh huh, I must confess I thought it
was an unwieldy piece of business. No, nothing on the
frontiers without a definite purpose. No individual is without a
definite purpose either. Survival's too difficult everything and everyone must
contribute something. And you'll just have to find a thing
that you have to contribute. You have a bead attacking us.
You shouldn't be hostile. Here they're showing themselves to open them.
Oh no, you see they're firing in the air. They
put down that rifle. Why did You're not gonna shut
up your him? Come on, well, it looks like well
that's the one that had not. I'll still harry, let
me see why it's crazy. You take it easy now,
all the.
Speaker 4: Fool tricks screaming like a bunch of medicine show squaws.
Speaker 3: It serves you, right, hair.
Speaker 1: Can I hope and gehay? It was a joke. Everybody
have fun and gay high in the chest. It's a
bad one. You do this englishmen. I'm sorry. I didn't
know it was a joke. I take them to the house. No, no,
we take care of ourt you. I can't tell you
how sorry I am.
Speaker 4: Why couldn't you wait and find out what it was
about before you? Oh never mind, we'll go into town
in the morning. Maybe they'll listen to reason. We ain't
had no Indian trouble here in years until you come along,
you dankful.
Speaker 1: She put that kind of strong What was that you
said about a fool? A fool that makes fatal mistakes.
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Send it to night. There was tension in Fleet Town
after Harry Blackfoot was shot. No one knew what the
Indians might do about him. They had him hold up
in an old barn, feeding him whisky and working on
his wounds. At least that was the news. We've got. Malea.
Speaker 4: When you figureing to leave Paladin tomorrow, take him back
with you for his own good. How long do you
think he'd lasts out here before somebody blows his head off?
Speaker 1: You could learn if you'd help him.
Speaker 3: I'm running a ranch, not a school.
Speaker 4: It isn't as if I don't like Jamie.
Speaker 1: Don't send him away. This ranch had give him a
purpose in life. You need him to shoot Indians? Would
it be better if he'd run away and head.
Speaker 4: Well, he should have used his head before he used
that rifle.
Speaker 1: He reacted the way any man would. He was attacked,
picked up the rifling to defended himself. Good morning. I'm
sorry to have kept you waiting. Morning.
Speaker 4: Now, when we get to town, Jamie, you let me
do the talking. The Indians are probably cooled down by now.
Speaker 1: If Harry Blackfoot is all.
Speaker 4: Right, MG started this and it's up to him to
stop it. Now, James, I just want you to show
up and stand there like you've got nothing to be
ashamed of. Yes, of course, Oh I'm sorry, Paladin.
Speaker 1: I'd appreciate it if you would stay here until we
clear up this matter, and then I'd like to return
to San Francisco with you. That's what you want, well,
I believe it would be best for everyone. Oh. There
it is popped up against the lock under the tree.
Harry Blackwood seems to be recovering very well.
Speaker 3: He's drunk. They're all drunk. Look at that barrel of
whiskey that they got it from.
Speaker 1: Angie. You better get in Gi before we try talking
to Harry. You can't stay out here alone, James, come
with us. Well, I'd like to apologize to that Pella.
Oh not right now.
Speaker 5: Why are you trouble make You got the engines all
stowed up the blame fold.
Speaker 4: Why didn't you try to squirm out of this, putting
all the blame on Jane?
Speaker 3: Well, I didn't have any ERG.
Speaker 1: You're going out with us now and tell Harry Blackfoot
exactly why all this is your fault, my fault. I
don't have to explain that to you.
Speaker 3: Er Gi them engines is in no mood to listen
to reason now. They'd kill me.
Speaker 1: If you don't go out there, I'll kill you. Send
out crazy quotes. Where's my rifle? You kill any one
of them in worlds spread to every Indian in the section,
and every one of them would be wearing paint in
twenty four hours.
Speaker 4: You get out there and tell him to stop it.
Speaker 3: I can't stop him. They want the Englishman.
Speaker 1: He's right. Where do you think you're going out there?
You to The choice is.
Speaker 3: Then you can't go out there, Jamie Well, I.
Speaker 1: Can't endanger your life. It will be the curse of
an upright stop him. If you can get across the street,
maybe he can get to Harry.
Speaker 4: Why didn't you stop him?
Speaker 1: Sometimes a man has things to prove to himself.
Speaker 3: It's a rundown. They're gonna swipe him down and trampling.
Speaker 4: Oh no, he's getting up.
Speaker 3: He's another one O man can take that kind of punishment.
Speaker 4: Oh no, he's getting up again.
Speaker 1: He's trying to get to Harry Blackwood. I'm going out there.
Wait here, don't you you too?
Speaker 3: Talided of you in a farce?
Speaker 1: Harry? Call him off, Harry, no braves, teach lesson. We
could have shot your braves by now, but that would
have made a war. He's had his lesson. He's been
hurting up crazy clothes on his feet. Listen to me, Harry.
Only a few may wear clothes like that. It is
a proud uniform from a far off land. Only brave
and honorable men wear that uniform. The clothes are the
sign of a great and wise leader, a man of strength,
a man like yourself. To see how he behaves, you know?
Speaker 6: Oh ah, I I feel like everyone. Apology man, I'm
really dreadfully sorry, you know, inexcusable.
Speaker 1: Huh oh you're right, he brave man? Even better Jamie,
Oh much, thank curious, fortunate the store carried my size
and stock? Ah, how do you like me? Do I
look like a rancher? I guess you do it? That? Wow?
Good morning, Harry. Where did you get your clothes? He
requested them for me? Brave and honorable man, wear this shuniform,
great and wise leaders. That's right, Harry, Me and that
one englishman, no one else, no one else? Good? Well,
he seems quite happy. Now Paladin shall be returned to
the ranch and pat, Oh.
Speaker 4: You're not going to run out and leave me now, Jamie,
you can't do that to me. I I'm just a
mere little old woman that that ranch needs.
Speaker 1: Man. Thank you for the offer, Felicia. But really, I'm
afraid there's so little that I have to contribute out
here except courage. I'll come my paladin honeymoon and doesn't
talk about that sort of thing.
Speaker 4: Mister Paladin, you're traveling back to San Francisco alone.
Speaker 1: Well, if you insist I stay one favor before I leave, James. Oh, yes,
of course, I like the address of your tailor in London.
If I send him my measurements, perhaps he could make
me brave and honorable chief.
Speaker 7: Oh you bought meself, Paladin?
Speaker 2: But where is man from the bowler hat?
Speaker 1: He's ranching in Montana? Oh him Montana? Oh he changed clothes.
Speaker 3: Can either of you tell me the way to Henrysville, Oregon? Oh?
Speaker 1: Sure? The best is to go to a street.
Speaker 7: At the end of time.
Speaker 1: You Oregon and Henry'sville are a long ways of and
difficult to get to.
Speaker 3: But you see, I really must get to Henrysville. A
cousin of mine a ranch, had died and it's my
duty to take over the management.
Speaker 4: Of the ranch.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, and you've just arrived from England and you're
in a hurry.
Speaker 3: Well, yes, that's quite correct, isn't met refact?
Speaker 1: My name is Paladin. May I offer you myself should.
Speaker 3: You have gone, we'll travel?
Speaker 1: What kind of service? Sit down? Please? Hey boy? A
glass of sherry for miss with you, Lady Angela, with
you for Lady Angela, And hurry who you saw get
Cherry right away. Who Lady Angela, Oh boy, tell you
how mister Paladin. And now, Lady Angela, I think I
should tell you to my head, it's an American custom.
You must accustom yourself to American customs.
Speaker 3: Oh well, now the service you spoke up, it.
Speaker 1: Begins tonight at eight o'clock, at dinner at Fabre's, then
a glass of sparkling wine at the Porter, and then
a tour in San Francisco. You must see the points
of interest before you leave.
Speaker 4: I feel I'm already indulging myself in something interesting.
Speaker 1: Lady Angela, I know I can insist you. Do you
know something, mister Penadin, I'm quite certain you can.
Speaker 2: Have gunn Will Travel.
Speaker 1: Created by Herb Meadow and Sam Rawl, he is produced
stand directed by Norman McDonald and stars John Dayner as
Paladin with Ben Wright as hey Boy. Tonight's story was
written by Sam Rawl and adapted for radio by John Dawson.
Featured in the cast were Virginia Christine, Ralph Moody, Gene Bates,
Barney Phillips, James Nusser and Harry Bartel. Hugh Douglas speaking
Have Gun Will Travel Salute Station kr MG Tulsa, Oklahoma,
which became CBS Radio's newest affiliate.
Speaker 2: On Monday, January fifth.
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