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to our first Patreon extra content.
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I have been so jazzed about this.
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From the bottom of our hearts. We can't thank you enough.
We've really been blown away by the love and support
and the dollars yeah, that you guys have been giving us.
It's really sweet. And so this you proud.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is just for you guys. This is like
a private It's like we're having a private concert in
your living room.
Speaker 1: Hey, isn't there some sort of like Facebook private like group.
Speaker 2: Thing for Can we do that like a closed group
just for Patreon. We're gonna get super exclusive and we're
gonna just look down our noses at anybody that's not
on Patreon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because then if we say we're going to talk
about you know whatever, if you want to hear it,
you gotta be a patriot. But then what if some
blabbermouths starts talking about it, and then that's it fucking blabbermouths.
Speaker 2: I wonder I'm not one hundred percent sure how this works.
So I feel like we could tell stories about people, right,
and then if people if people start staying on Facebook like, oh,
the Patreon show is really good, and then other people
get on it. Hopefully they can't go in the archives,
right because we might want to talk about I have
a couple of friends who are I know are signed
up Hi Angie. Okay, so there's a mom at my
kid's school. I talked about her before, Angie, and she's awesome.
But the funny thing is, and now I'm going to
see her at school, and she's gonna be like, what's up?
So she was already a listener. She found out about
the school through me talking about She figured out what
the school was right for me talking about her. She's
really nice and her kids are friends with my kids,
and she's cool. But anytime I talk about some of
the parents at our schools, like she knows exactly who
I'm talking about. She keeps it to herself, but you know,
she's cool like that. But it's just funny because there
was a thing I wanted to say about our our
group that she's a mom of a kid in the
second grade and the second graders are doing a one
of my least favorite things, as you know, readathon, oh
fucking redathon. And there's another set of parents at the
school who are, let me just let's just say, way
too into it. And she's gonna know who I'm talking about.
But and it's like I had to see on their Facebook,
like yeah, Star Trek Readathon coming up. It's like these
people that start plotting it out like two weeks ahead
of time, like what they're going they're already doing like
photo shoot, professional stuff, photo shoots. It's like, it's just school.
Speaker 1: Please calm the fuck down. I know, I know, I
can't stand that shit.
Speaker 2: But she's one of our good she's in for fifteen
dollars a month. Angie was up in you Angie, thank
you so much. On our regular show, we're going to
do a shout out to all of our oh yeah,
all of our two dollars Patreon listeners.
Speaker 1: Adam has been blown away. All right, we'll talk about this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is just for you guys, for our Patreon people.
We were going to talk about some of our favorite things,
right right. That's going to be our first, our first
episode of bonus content. And as we.
Speaker 1: Go, we'll get better, but it's our first one. Yeah,
if you have ideas of our extra bonus content, let
us know. But I'll just say, okay, so why don't
We're going to talk about our favorite things are kind
of like our comfort food to watch, I guess, or
our cot or just a movie that we've really liked,
right right, whenever we're like obsessed with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I watched I've watched a few documentaries recently.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tell me, because you've mentioned one in text and
I've been wanting to see that.
Speaker 2: I watched one called Into the Abyss, which is Werner Herzog.
He does some and it's about a guy on a
guy on death row, and it was it was really good.
Speaker 1: I see it every time I go into documentaries. It's
right there.
Speaker 2: So you got it.
Speaker 1: It's gotta be good.
Speaker 2: But it looks like work to watch it, right, it
looks like it.
Speaker 1: Started to watch it too, and I was like, it's good,
it's good.
Speaker 2: It's really good.
Speaker 1: What's it about the guy's on death row?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of explores it's it was about this
really horrible crime that happened. These two young kids killed,
basically a family that killed the mom and they killed
the son for the for their car, and it was
a really random, like kind of senseless murder. And I
say it, like any comfort food, it's senseless murder, right,
This should we love, right, And then it explores their
the one of the guys is on death row, and
one of them somehow got a deal and ended up
only getting like forty years. He might have been a
little bit younger. I can't remember exactly. So it explores
from the oh, and then they talked to a guy
who in this small town was the guy in charge
of putting people to death basically like he was the
guy who worked at the jail. His whole job was
like taking the people to the cell where they're held
right before they go into the and basically strapping them
down onto the gurney to get put to death. And
he would get them their last meal and he would
talk to them, and that was like his job. He
was the guy who basically put people. He didn't maybe
inject the medicine, but so he was doing this for
years and years he did. He said, like one hundred
and thirty executions, right, and then one day he had
this freak out. He had sort of like a nervous breakdown,
and he'd been doing this. This was just his job.
He was did it. He felt like he was really
professional at it. He was really good at it. He
felt like he provided some maybe small measure of comfort
to these people. And this is just what he did.
He was a professional. And then one day it was
like his body just shut down, like, oh my god,
I can't do this.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: And he quit his job.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: And he never did it again. And he said he
just felt like all like this is wrong, like I'm
not God. We shouldn't be putting people to death. We
you know, we shouldn't. And it was really interesting because
he's just like this kind of conservative guy from a
small town, like this job was executing people.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Anyway, so it takes it looks at this at the
sort of at the death penalty from the perspective of
the victim's family, like how they feel about it, the
perpetrators of the crime, right, like how they feel about
knowing that they're on death row and that they're going
to get put to death, right unless something crazy happens.
And then from the perspective of the people involved in
putting through the death penalty, it's just a very interesting.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't wait to watch it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I loved it so.
Speaker 1: On iTunes, on Netflix.
Speaker 2: It's on Netflix because I've been just doing the Netflix.
And then I watched, uh, the Central Park five O one.
Speaker 1: I started to watch that one too. I don't remember why.
I think I think I fell asleep.
Speaker 2: That was also was good. Yeah, everybody's told me that's
that isn't there isn't there a part two to.
Speaker 1: That and apart three?
Speaker 2: Or is it? Oh?
Speaker 1: Is that a different one?
Speaker 2: I think you're thinking of the one about the those
guys that were like they thought were practicing witchcraft. Yah? Right,
the Paradise or Paradise Lost? Yes, yes, yes, we're still
crackling Brandon. Uh yeah, Paradise Lost had I feel like
that had.
Speaker 1: Like three yeah, yeah it did. Okay, So so, uh
what was the first? What was the one you said?
Speaker 2: So into the Bent to the Abyss and then Central
Park five and then there's also I talked about this
on our regular podcast, The Thin Blue Line. Yeah, that
was that was I.
Speaker 1: Want to go Yeah, that's an older one, right, Yeah,
nothing's been as good as Dear Zachary, though, am I right?
Nine I'm with you, I know. So if you guys
have not seen Zero, Dear Zachary, you should watch it.
Speaker 2: So let's talk about do you have a favorite movie?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Okay, School of Rock is probably my all time favorite,
like go to for the kids, for the kids, but
do you have another one? I also showed my kids
Aquila and the Bee. That's about this little black girl
who's an amazing speller. And uh, it's it's about a
spelling bee. It's spell good. Spell her name A K
E E L A H. Aquila and the B and
the B.
Speaker 1: It's great.
Speaker 2: Loved it the letter B B E E because it's
like spelling B.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, on my hands.
Speaker 2: Okay, that was a great movie that I'll be loved.
Then I tried to show my kids. I know this
was supposed to be our favorites, but I'm just saying
I tried to. I one of my favorite movies, my
favorite personal favorite movies ever is Searching for Bobby Fisher.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I love everything about that movie.
Speaker 1: I never seen it.
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's you know that Ken? Oh is it Brandon?
Will you look this up for me? No? No, it's
it's humorous. It's really good. It's like a feel good movie.
It's about this. It's about a kid who's like a
amazing at chess, and it's based on a true story.
Josh Waits That down is the name of the kid
who is like a like a chess phenom. And Ken
I want to remember his last name. He was the
director of a movie about the mob. Okay, and he
also did a small movie called You Can count On Me,
which is another movie that's one of my favorite movies.
Speaker 1: That's a good movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh no, no, no, so that's not okay. So searching
for Bobby Fisher is Steve Zallian who's done a number
of great movies. So did you You showed you the account, yes,
and they were so bored you hate And I was like,
I looked it up on the common sense media and
they were like, oh, this is a great movie. Ten
year olds and up are gonna love this movie and
it teaches them so much good stuff. And my kids
were like, I hate that. I know, I know I was,
And then I was getting mad, you know, like you guys, yeah,
then I was doing this. If you know what, if
you don't want to watch it, then just don't watch it.
Like if you're just gonna be on your iPads. And
I was personally offended that they were enjoying.
Speaker 1: My favorite movie same way, the same way.
Speaker 2: I was like, maybe we should just turn it off
and I'll just watch it on my own another time.
I'm like, no, no, Mom, it's okay. No, we're we're
enjoying it. I'm like, no, you're not. You're clearly not.
Speaker 1: Once facebooking the other one's Twitter. Now, I know. I
hate that we watched Adam. So Adam tried to introduce
them to Breaking Away.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't know.
Speaker 1: You remember they watched They they Saturday like a bike ride, right, Yeah,
But it's kind of funny. The dad's funny because the
kids trying to be Italian and he's like, I don't
want no Italian food and nothing, nothing Linguini, set your zini, nothing,
Eenie the Fellini. It's a it's actually a funny movie.
I've never really seen it, and it's it's pretty funny.
But the kids, they're in out the same thing. It
was a Saturday night, they were on their iPad. It
was really more for me to watch because I haven't
seen it. Adam loves that movie. But I showed them well,
plane strings and automobile they love. They did, yes, but
I'll tell you now, we because they're nine, so they're
a little a little mature. So I don't know if
your kids are, you know, if you got kids out
there that are, I don't know. I think nine is
the good age.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: The shoot the Jim Carrey movie not a spin.
Speaker 2: They saw fire Liar Bruce Almighty, Bruce Almighty.
Speaker 1: Uh. That movie. They they watched the first time with Megan,
my cousin or my niece in town, and they were like,
this is hilarious. Then they're like they were imitating scenes
from the movie. And then they were like, let's watch
it again. So you know, even adults, I'm that way.
I watch a movie and then I watch it again
and then it's funnier the second time because you missed.
It's how That's how they were. They were like, oh
my god, this is a liar. They love loved Bruce Almighty.
And it was a good It was a good teaching
lesson because you know, he was a dick kind of
you know, he's an assholt and it taught him he
was self absorbed and and it was it was the
good the one with Evan is the anchor what's his name?
Steve Carrell was doing the anchor and he's doing like
making him say like all these crazy things, and Morgan
Freeman's is God. So if that's yeah, that's a good one.
I love I love that one. And then Plaine Strings
and Automobile And as far as the go to movie
for them to watch, I would say, well, I do
they do like The School of Rock now because they've
never seen it until recently.
Speaker 2: Have you ever shown them the Goonies? I try, it's
gonna be too scary. I mean, I don't think it's
that scary. Maybe if they're a little younger.
Speaker 1: There's the bad guys are kind of creepy in that sense,
but that's the only part that's actually scary.
Speaker 2: The rest but it is like fun scary like kids.
They're traumatized right now over an episode of ant Farm
that like there was the had ghosts in it. They
don't want to go in their room at night in
the darkness because they stupid, that's a Disney show. Like,
I'm scared to show them something that's legit.
Speaker 1: Scary, right, Well, they've been watching so goose Bumps. I've
never seen and they're, mom, you gotta watch the movie.
You gotta watch the movie. They love Jack Black, you
gotta watch the movie Goose bump So I watched it
with them and I liked it. And but Slappy the
and Trilloq was dummy scares them. And so there's there's Goosebumps,
this TV series, and then there's an episode with Slappy
and they said, that's the scariest, that's the scariest. And
even their little friend was over, and little friend who's
kind of macho, it was Sonny's friend. He was like,
I kind of don't want to see that one, blah
blah blah. And then I sat down in the middle
of the day and watched it with them, and I
was like, this, this is is not scary, Like this
is lame, like kind of writing is this? It's just bad.
It's an older it's an older television show, so like
Jack Black's the newer you know, it's a newer thing.
But so Goosebumps is kind of but they like it.
They've been into the Goosebumps TV series.
Speaker 2: That's what they're Here's something that this filed this under
I don't get it. But what was the movie with Pedro,
Oh you and Adam get together with that movie? Because
I know, yes, do not get it. Hated it, I know,
so bored, stupid, like didn't crack a smile.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: So, but I kept hearing people saying that that Nacho
Libra is like with Jack Black, so that seemed like
something like right up our alley. So we watched the
trailer and Matilda kind of thought it was funny, and
I was like, oh my god, this is like that
fucking Pedro movie that I'm that, this is so Napoleon
Dynamite that no, I would be tortured watching that. So
I'm gonna have to give that a pass, even though
a lot of people have said that the kids will
love it. No, thank you no, which is stupid.
Speaker 1: Well, so, so.
Speaker 2: What did do you have any other? And then for
me what I'm obsessed with? Yeah, I've been obsessed with.
Speaker 1: I can't even watch my normal television shows like Showtimes,
Billions that I'm in love with. I've been watching Locked
Up Abroad. I've seen, but I didn't know there was
like a season seven. Who knew? So it's like a
whole new you know, I love that show. Locked Up
Abroad is on the National History, National Old Geo Channel, whatever,
you just.
Speaker 2: Feel smart just that you're watching that channel.
Speaker 1: I love, Well, this is what it makes me feel.
I love to watch other people fuck up. And I
learned from other people's lessons, you know what I mean.
Not that I'm gonna go smuggle Heroin from you know, Columbia,
but but if you were going to, I learned my lesson.
Like it all, there's a trend, you know, they have
you go to the you know European where not Europe,
but South America wherever it is, go to the hotel
room and stay there and we'll call you then. So
we checked into the hotel and it was a nice
hotel and we were happy to be there and we
started going swimming, and then we got the phone calls,
like anytime it turns out you're not really there to
take do a photo shoot, you know Vogue South America.
You're there because they want you to be a mule.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: So it's like there's a pattern, you know, And I
know that when my kids get a little older, I'm
going to be showing them that show. Not really necessarily sunny,
but Natalia, she she could use watching that show.
Speaker 2: Remember that movie with clareds.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, great movie something Castle some uh.
Speaker 2: Brandon, look up Claire Dance drug smuggling movie. It was
where they she and her girlfriend are on a fun
vacation and then they end up accidentally palace. They are
at pallace some castle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, white white White or broke down Palace, Broke Down.
Speaker 2: That's a good movie. Yes, that's like a Saturday afternoon
like you're just turning, you're just on cable, come across it,
you're like, you're.
Speaker 1: In Yeah, that's but that's what these up. But this
is what this is. But real, oh my god. Real.
So it's an hour show and it's the person telling
their story, but they do it really well. They're it's
filmed really well. And then they have so they reenact.
They have actors re enacting their story that kind of
look like them, like as they're young whatever, you know,
young Stephanie Wilder Taylor, and she's telling the story about
smuggling and getting caught and getting put and then most
of these people they get put into these jails. They're
there and then it's like.
Speaker 2: The to like eat a cockroach for brunch, Yes.
Speaker 1: Scorpions crawling underneath their thing and then you would be amazed.
What And there's stories of most of them. They're like
Adam saw that movie with that's the one traumatized, went
to the theater with his dad with and I was
traumatized traumatizing. Yeah, what was that?
Speaker 2: And then there's another one that I get them confused,
which is Midnight Express. That that's trump they have that
they have.
Speaker 1: An episode of the real Midnight Express guy.
Speaker 2: Oh they do. Now, are any of these people still
in jail? You know?
Speaker 1: Some just got out. Some are like in the country
but on probation whatever. But most of the time they're
they're out and they're free. But damn, like mom, there's
like a lot of moms like struggling to pay the bills.
My husband left and a friend of mine said, hey,
you want to small little cocaine. Some of them they
trick them.
Speaker 2: Some of them they flat out sight when smuggle cocaine,
you can make ten grand.
Speaker 1: And she was like, then she got addicted to it.
There's a mom that did that. She started doing it
and then she got thrown into she got she got
cocky and sloppy, and that got thrown into a jail.
I think in Peru a lot of times it's Peru
and I.
Speaker 2: Can't even smoke pot. Well obviously not now, but I
couldn't even smoke pot, and like walk to seven eleven,
let alone, try to get through an airport security with
like smuggling drugs. Like I'm the most paranoid person on
the planet. I'm positive everybody knows what I'm up to
at all times. Oh, I can't imagine trying to keep
my cool, Like, no, I don't have any drugs, what
do you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right, it's so scary. It's really a good lesson. It's
a good lesson.
Speaker 1: And then there's episodes in there where people.
Speaker 2: Are on, by the way, if you're gonna go on vacation,
go backpack through the jungles of Somalia when they were in.
Speaker 1: The middle of a war. These Americans, Oh, you put
that it would be a good idea to go backpacking
in the jungle of whatever. Right, come on, go don't
go to Lima, you know what I mean, like drug capital, Lima, Columbia.
There's a few of them, you know, in South America.
Speaker 2: If only these people would watch a little more, you know,
do your homework, Yeah, do your homework. God, somebody watch
a twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: They're so dumb.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just watch a little more TV. If you
really care about your future, right, you know, take the
time to sit down and watch some TV.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: I love John is always like do you want to
work in a prison? Like? Do you just wish you
worked in a prison?
Speaker 1: Prison?
Speaker 2: Shit? Oh, because there's that other show that's like the
it's not it's locked up, but it's not the you
know the ones that are just the lock up or whatever. Dockdown, Yeah,
lockdown in Houston. Yeah, watch them all. I know, I've
seen so many, you're like wow. Or there's that one
jail in Texas where the guy made from all all
the prisoners were pink. You really one I'm talking about?
Oh yeah, that's his. He tries to break them all
down by making them all wear pink outfits and like
it just kind of like tries to humiliate them.
Speaker 1: Really. I also like there's a series, the new the
newer series of Scared Straight too. Have you seen those lately?
Speaker 2: No? But I was in for the original Scared Straight
and it was like the greatest thing ever.
Speaker 1: Wait.
Speaker 2: I watched the original Scared Straight and was like that
was probably the very first reality TV at Raleigh. I
want to say, what was the name? It's a famous prison.
It starts with an R. Rikers right, No, no, no, no, no,
it was like famous only because it was from the
original Scared Straight.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: I want to say, like rahwayh or rahway or right?
Oh man, that's gonna bug me until Brandon looks it
up for me. Will you look up original Scared Straight prison?
It was in New Jersey, Joy Away, No, no, anyway, Yeah,
I remember that and thought that was like the greatest
thing ever. So I'm in. I'm in for anything. Any
follow ups? Yeah, do you think that works?
Speaker 1: You know they do that at the end of at
least at the end of Scare Straight two episode. They'll say, like,
you know, you know a little Jane who was thrown
into the jail for a few days and then left.
So some of them they did get Scared Straight and
they were fine. Now she's in you know, junior college
and learning a trade, or she's gone back to her
old ways and hooked up with you know, Angel and
Scott a tattoo and is selling drugs out of her van,
you know whatever. Right there there are you know, they'll
tell you what happened. I like when I tell you
at the end of the episode, you know where you
and I both living now, and blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: We need we need closure. We need to follow up
episodes for everything that happens every documentary. I need something
that goes like, five years later, this is what's going
on exact the person who's constantly like if I watch
Newlyweds the first year, five years later, I'm googling that
shit and going like, what happened with those a year
and fourth year? I need consolantly like follow these people. Yes, yes, yes,
oh Brandon, you're raining on our parade. Okay, I wanted
to here's one favorite thing that I have that I
was like, what is one of my favorite things? So
sometimes I have these things from from the internet, right
that bring me happiness. Right, one of them is, okay,
I like old onion articles.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: One of my favorite one of my favorites is from
two thousand. Wow, so that's sixteen years ago. That's called
I'm like a chocoholic. But for booze, I'll read you
just like a first paragraph. Did you ever know a chocoholic?
One of those folks who just can't get enough chocolate.
I bet there's at least one in your home or workplace.
At my house, it's my wife, Emily. She's got to
have her a little bowl of her She's kisses in
the living room. She can't go shopping without bringing home
some chocolate ice cream or a chocolate cake mix. She's
even got a funny little sweatshirt that says my name
is Emily, and I'm a chocoholic. To be honest, I'm
a bit of a chocoholic myself, except for one small detail.
You see. Instead of being addicted to chocolate, I'm addicted
to booze. Yeah, from don to dusk, there's one thing
on my mind. Booze, flicker, wine, all that stuff. When
my wife gets one of her cravings, she reaches for
a Baby Ruth or Mars bar. With me, it's ice
house beer. My refrigerator is always stocked with plenty of it.
I also have a little flask of whiskey in my
desk drawer at work. In fact, if you can keep
a secret, I even keep some booze in my car
in case of traffic jams. I just can't stand to
be without booze for too long anyway, it goes on
like that. It makes me laugh. Oh here, here's just
one more. I'm a lot like that cook monster on
Sesame Street, only it's more like booze monster. When I
walk into a party and see they have booze of
any kind, it's like, whoa, all bets are off, let
me get that booze. By the way, I love that
way before I was like I have a problem with drinking.
I know that was funny.
Speaker 1: Can we put that up on our patreons?
Speaker 2: And here's one another one you can look up. I
won't read it to you because we have to wrap
this puppy up. But there's one called why do all
these homosexuals keep sucking my cock? It's really funny, and
John and I have favorite little lines out of it
that will that will just break sometimes. And then my
other favorite is called It's not a crack house, It's
a crack home. And look google those three and they
will come up immediately. And those are my favorite onion articles.
Speaker 1: And we put it on so we can put them
up on can we link?
Speaker 2: We can put a link right patreons? Okay, sure, okay,
I don't see why not? Yeah, And then I'll.
Speaker 1: Put up well, also, I want to put up the
video of Adam and Doctor Drew on Loveline with David
Allen Greer, which I think we we've talked about this before,
but this is one of my go to videos that
cracks me up all the every time, and we'll put
up well maybe we'll put up a link for it.
Speaker 2: Now, we'll put it up just for our This is
all for our five dollars and up yes pledges, yes,
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Patreon subscribers, really appreciate it. Us.
Speaker 1: Ideas for our extra content, you know, maybe i'll videotape
some behind the scenes with Adam and uh, what's it
what's our dog name Phil running around? Which I just
heard in the background.
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