WEBVTT 1 00:00:15.279 --> 00:00:18.160 Okay, so I have three headlines I'm gonna read you 2 00:00:18.239 --> 00:00:21.679 or they're all kind of of the same topic, and 3 00:00:22.280 --> 00:00:25.559 you we can discuss each headline, but then when we're done, 4 00:00:25.600 --> 00:00:28.879 we'll pick one of them to actually read and learn 5 00:00:29.239 --> 00:00:35.240 more about. Okay only fans Star opens up about mental 6 00:00:35.240 --> 00:00:38.439 health struggles after sleeping with one hundred and one men 7 00:00:38.719 --> 00:00:39.759 in one day. 8 00:00:40.039 --> 00:00:43.679 Okay, I would think you would have some problems. 9 00:00:44.000 --> 00:00:46.640 Yeah, I had to think you would have some pain. 10 00:00:47.520 --> 00:00:51.640 Maybe they're not They're probably not all conks. 11 00:00:51.039 --> 00:00:54.799 True, right, Still get a little tired, you are worn 12 00:00:54.840 --> 00:00:58.280 out there? Yeah, but but the point is taken. 13 00:00:58.600 --> 00:01:01.520 Again, I don't know. I don't know if they're all 14 00:01:01.520 --> 00:01:03.920 five minute sessions, right, right, right. 15 00:01:03.759 --> 00:01:05.599 So where's the mental part come in? Then? 16 00:01:06.879 --> 00:01:08.319 I mean it can be confusing. 17 00:01:08.879 --> 00:01:12.040 You're not designed to be with that many people in 18 00:01:12.120 --> 00:01:13.040 a one setting. 19 00:01:14.319 --> 00:01:16.879 I think if you are no, and you're setting it 20 00:01:16.959 --> 00:01:19.680 up a plan to have sex with one hundred people 21 00:01:19.719 --> 00:01:22.280 in one day, you're not falling you know, you're not 22 00:01:22.319 --> 00:01:23.920 falling in love with them any time soon. 23 00:01:24.599 --> 00:01:27.359 No, but it could still be confusing. And just because 24 00:01:27.400 --> 00:01:29.719 you're going to do something doesn't mean you have to it. 25 00:01:30.560 --> 00:01:30.719 Right. 26 00:01:30.760 --> 00:01:34.879 Of course, here's another one only fans creator reveals the 27 00:01:34.920 --> 00:01:42.879 one boundary she'll never cross anal kissing. Okay, I think 28 00:01:42.920 --> 00:01:46.239 it makes sense to have boundaries, especially as an only 29 00:01:46.280 --> 00:01:49.599 fans creator, because there is there's some great stories online 30 00:01:49.799 --> 00:01:53.400 of people that have only fans and sharing where they 31 00:01:53.439 --> 00:01:56.840 have like somebody who's like their top donator and they 32 00:01:56.840 --> 00:01:58.480 talk to them a lot and all that, and then 33 00:01:58.519 --> 00:01:59.480 they see them in. 34 00:01:59.400 --> 00:02:02.319 Town, show up at their house or whatever. 35 00:02:02.599 --> 00:02:02.760 No. 36 00:02:02.760 --> 00:02:05.760 No, Like they're getting coffee and like this one girl 37 00:02:05.840 --> 00:02:08.599 was talking about how this guy they spend a lot. 38 00:02:08.520 --> 00:02:11.520 Of money and like she's he's. 39 00:02:11.400 --> 00:02:13.759 The top person and they talk a lot even throughout 40 00:02:13.800 --> 00:02:17.680 the day and she was at like Sam's Club or something, 41 00:02:17.800 --> 00:02:20.960 and there he is with his wife and their newborn. 42 00:02:21.400 --> 00:02:25.199 Yeah, if you're going to get in the entertainment industry, 43 00:02:25.360 --> 00:02:28.560 that's exactly what that is. You've got to expect that. 44 00:02:28.800 --> 00:02:32.280 You've got to expect to be recognized out in public. 45 00:02:34.919 --> 00:02:36.039 Yes and no. 46 00:02:36.719 --> 00:02:40.080 Right, I'm gonna say no because you don't know where 47 00:02:40.080 --> 00:02:40.840 these people are. 48 00:02:41.439 --> 00:02:42.240 Oh that is true. 49 00:02:42.360 --> 00:02:44.560 So and they don't know where your you are. You 50 00:02:44.560 --> 00:02:47.919 can lie or give away clues. 51 00:02:47.719 --> 00:02:51.000 Right, but the Internet is worldwide, so you got to 52 00:02:51.039 --> 00:02:55.840 expect you should, at least anyway expect there to be 53 00:02:55.919 --> 00:02:59.319 at least one or two people in your hometown. 54 00:02:59.400 --> 00:03:00.120 I agree. 55 00:03:00.360 --> 00:03:02.159 I agree, And I think that's the other part too, 56 00:03:02.439 --> 00:03:07.719 specifically with OnlyFans, is you think you're playing the game 57 00:03:07.759 --> 00:03:10.080 by the rules, but what you don't understand is there 58 00:03:10.080 --> 00:03:13.639 are other people there, customers who are playing a completely 59 00:03:13.680 --> 00:03:17.960 different game, and one of them might be thinking just 60 00:03:18.000 --> 00:03:21.520 because you have to have a subscription, that you're safe, right, 61 00:03:22.240 --> 00:03:25.400 and that there's this boundary because there isn't. 62 00:03:26.280 --> 00:03:26.479 That. 63 00:03:26.520 --> 00:03:29.840 To me, only fans is dramatically different than being like 64 00:03:29.840 --> 00:03:30.759 a strip club dancer. 65 00:03:31.000 --> 00:03:34.319 Oh for sure, sure, especially if most of your content 66 00:03:34.439 --> 00:03:37.080 is actually having sex. You know, at the strip club, 67 00:03:37.240 --> 00:03:42.319 they're not typically not. I'm sure there's some cases where 68 00:03:42.319 --> 00:03:44.199 you can pay extra and go go back into the 69 00:03:44.240 --> 00:03:47.240 VIP room and do something like them, but they're not 70 00:03:47.680 --> 00:03:49.800 fucking at the at the strip club. 71 00:03:50.000 --> 00:03:54.680 I'll never forget we went to a record event and 72 00:03:54.680 --> 00:03:56.639 we went to the strip club afterwards, and we're there 73 00:03:56.879 --> 00:03:59.840 and we took the whole VIP room, like we paid 74 00:03:59.840 --> 00:04:02.639 for the VIP room, but the record label did. And 75 00:04:02.680 --> 00:04:06.000 we're back there and there's like thirty guys. I mean, 76 00:04:06.000 --> 00:04:09.919 there's it's a huge room and people are getting dances 77 00:04:10.000 --> 00:04:13.960 and like realize, like I was drunk, I mean realizing 78 00:04:14.000 --> 00:04:15.080 people are getting. 79 00:04:14.800 --> 00:04:17.160 Like hjs, yeah. 80 00:04:16.920 --> 00:04:19.199 And like I'd never been in a situation where that 81 00:04:19.240 --> 00:04:23.639 was happening in a strip club, and just like I'm like, 82 00:04:23.680 --> 00:04:24.959 this is too close. 83 00:04:26.079 --> 00:04:30.240 Proximity is just not right. I don't need to see it. 84 00:04:30.800 --> 00:04:33.839 I don't need to see your pecker, right, I don't 85 00:04:33.879 --> 00:04:35.839 need to see your vinegar stroke, fan, I don't need it. 86 00:04:36.120 --> 00:04:39.040 You know what it brings a you know you guys's 87 00:04:39.160 --> 00:04:40.279 bond a lot close. 88 00:04:41.360 --> 00:04:44.240 No, no, it actually is a distance maker for me. 89 00:04:45.240 --> 00:04:47.240 And then here's the other headline, and it's I'm really 90 00:04:47.319 --> 00:04:52.199 only reading this because it's a fantastic name only star. 91 00:04:52.560 --> 00:04:58.759 Girth Master lifts on the hersh harsh realities of his work. 92 00:04:59.079 --> 00:05:03.439 Okay, girth Master lips great name. 93 00:05:03.639 --> 00:05:09.199 Yeah, he better, he better have a hog with a 94 00:05:09.279 --> 00:05:12.680 name like that, rights. 95 00:05:11.680 --> 00:05:13.680 Something it takes two hands to get a hold of. 96 00:05:15.600 --> 00:05:18.399 I mean you better see that. Anyone should see that and. 97 00:05:18.319 --> 00:05:22.399 Go, God, maybe that's right. Maybe that's like you know, 98 00:05:22.560 --> 00:05:25.720 big big Dude's name tiny, you know, it's it's just 99 00:05:25.759 --> 00:05:29.079 the opposite. He's got he got a little thimble of 100 00:05:29.079 --> 00:05:32.800 a cock, and he's like, oh, girth master, because that's 101 00:05:32.839 --> 00:05:35.160 the only way that he can get the girls interested. 102 00:05:36.720 --> 00:05:39.920 Yeah, I'm sure he's got a great personality. 103 00:05:40.480 --> 00:05:43.199 Girth master. Huh. I got to see what that's about. 104 00:05:43.279 --> 00:05:44.759 Isn't that what we say about the girls? 105 00:05:44.839 --> 00:05:47.879 Like, I'm sure he's got a great personality. 106 00:05:47.920 --> 00:05:50.319 Guy, he's a nice guy. You do anything for you. 107 00:05:51.879 --> 00:05:56.920 I just I just want to know. Okay, here you go. 108 00:05:58.240 --> 00:05:59.319 You want to see. 109 00:05:59.680 --> 00:06:02.560 Well, I mean, okay, it looks like are we looking 110 00:06:02.560 --> 00:06:04.399 at his dog? Yeah? 111 00:06:04.439 --> 00:06:07.519 Okay, yeah, man's got a gift. 112 00:06:09.000 --> 00:06:12.319 Oh yeah, yeah, so does she. 113 00:06:12.800 --> 00:06:13.800 Yeah, he's got a gift. 114 00:06:13.959 --> 00:06:18.079 Good for him, Good for him? Is that is that real? 115 00:06:18.240 --> 00:06:25.199 Or is that like camera angle? They say that the 116 00:06:25.240 --> 00:06:30.920 camera adds some weight. Okay, so maybe it's average. 117 00:06:32.519 --> 00:06:35.480 Here's here's a photo you'll never see me take. Here's 118 00:06:35.519 --> 00:06:36.759 a photo you'll never see. 119 00:06:36.600 --> 00:06:39.839 Me in a handy to somebody, just me and my 120 00:06:39.879 --> 00:06:46.199 buddy show. Yeah. I know, I'm good. I'm good. I 121 00:06:46.399 --> 00:06:49.279 consider myself to be pretty close with most of my friends. 122 00:06:49.639 --> 00:06:50.439 Not that close. 123 00:06:50.560 --> 00:06:53.519 That's a foot like you're like a foot away. You're 124 00:06:57.079 --> 00:06:59.800 I don't understand. That's like, what are they when they 125 00:07:00.079 --> 00:07:04.000 a lightsaber wars that go ahead, explain. 126 00:07:04.360 --> 00:07:07.399 I don't know, like kids with their lightsabers, that's what 127 00:07:07.439 --> 00:07:09.639 that reminds me of, only they're doing with dicks. 128 00:07:11.360 --> 00:07:16.759 Do you know what that means? I guess do you? 129 00:07:16.879 --> 00:07:21.680 Do you think when boys play lightsaber our men play 130 00:07:21.759 --> 00:07:26.600 lightsaber they are touching their penises together, they've got their 131 00:07:26.680 --> 00:07:27.199 condoms on? 132 00:07:29.920 --> 00:07:35.399 No, no, no, they're just having their their their lightsabers. 133 00:07:35.480 --> 00:07:37.560 You know, you take the picture with their that's what 134 00:07:37.560 --> 00:07:41.240 they're doing. They're playing with their lightsabers. But this they're 135 00:07:41.279 --> 00:07:41.839 pictured with it. 136 00:07:41.879 --> 00:07:44.079 But I like, yeah, No, I need you to explain 137 00:07:44.120 --> 00:07:45.920 what playing with their lightsaber means. 138 00:07:45.959 --> 00:07:47.800 That's where I'm lost. I don't understand. 139 00:07:48.480 --> 00:07:52.040 No, no, I don't understand what you think that means. 140 00:07:52.079 --> 00:07:56.439 I need you to explain what your definition is of it. 141 00:07:57.560 --> 00:07:59.680 And if it's not right, I'll gladly give you what 142 00:07:59.720 --> 00:08:01.879 I think it is. But I'm curious to what it 143 00:08:01.959 --> 00:08:06.000 was growing up in Indiana. 144 00:08:06.959 --> 00:08:09.439 Just what it is kids playing with their lightsabers? 145 00:08:09.480 --> 00:08:14.040 What does that mean? I actually know less? Now? What 146 00:08:14.079 --> 00:08:16.560 does that mean? When they when they fight have a 147 00:08:16.600 --> 00:08:20.160 sword fight, use their use the term? Are you avoiding 148 00:08:20.160 --> 00:08:21.399 the word dick? No? 149 00:08:21.399 --> 00:08:24.800 No, not even No, it's an actual like their swords. 150 00:08:25.319 --> 00:08:27.879 Okay, and you take. 151 00:08:27.759 --> 00:08:31.240 A picture of it with a toy, like that's all 152 00:08:31.319 --> 00:08:34.799 you had to say. Yes, I thought she meant when 153 00:08:34.840 --> 00:08:37.279 guys are out of trough or peeing out in public 154 00:08:38.000 --> 00:08:41.240 and they crossed, they try a lightsaber with their urine. 155 00:08:42.080 --> 00:08:44.480 I thought that's what she meant. But like they're touching 156 00:08:44.480 --> 00:08:45.039 their dicks. 157 00:08:45.080 --> 00:08:50.519 Yeah no, oh god, my FBI guys gotta love me. 158 00:08:53.000 --> 00:08:57.120 I'm just simply searching boys sword fighting with their dicks. 159 00:08:58.720 --> 00:09:03.679 Oh god, there's a lot there's a porn where that's happening. 160 00:09:04.600 --> 00:09:07.600 Yeah, there's a lot of porn where that happens. 161 00:09:08.480 --> 00:09:09.360 That's wild. 162 00:09:09.799 --> 00:09:12.639 Never did that with any of my friends in my youth, lesson, 163 00:09:12.720 --> 00:09:15.159 I've never or my adults. 164 00:09:15.200 --> 00:09:19.679 I have never intentionally shown my dick to another damn it, 165 00:09:19.720 --> 00:09:20.200 I just lied. 166 00:09:20.440 --> 00:09:22.360 Yeah a doctor. 167 00:09:23.600 --> 00:09:26.759 I have never intentionally shown my dick to a non 168 00:09:26.759 --> 00:09:29.200 medical professor, non medical professional. 169 00:09:31.360 --> 00:09:32.559 I wish I could say the same. 170 00:09:34.279 --> 00:09:36.559 I've never been around my boys and been like, here's 171 00:09:36.639 --> 00:09:40.519 my dick. What I've been in like a shower, or 172 00:09:40.559 --> 00:09:44.360 like in a locker room scenario, or changing clothes in 173 00:09:44.399 --> 00:09:47.320 the locker room or what like that, But I've never 174 00:09:47.559 --> 00:09:51.279 like paraded in the locker room naked you like some 175 00:09:51.360 --> 00:09:52.600 guys do, like maybe. 176 00:09:52.480 --> 00:09:55.840 An ingrown hair down there and got to your wife, 177 00:09:56.039 --> 00:09:59.000 can you look at this or my wife? 178 00:10:00.159 --> 00:10:06.360 Yeah, dudes, I'm talking about dudes. Your brother may absolutely not. 179 00:10:06.639 --> 00:10:09.519 No, no, oh. 180 00:10:09.559 --> 00:10:11.120 I feel like I could ask my I want. I 181 00:10:11.720 --> 00:10:13.320 wish my brother would pick up his phone because we 182 00:10:13.320 --> 00:10:16.759 would call him. All right, And have I ever shown 183 00:10:16.840 --> 00:10:19.879 you intentionally shown you my dick? 184 00:10:22.039 --> 00:10:25.720 That's fine, that's fine. I've shown my penis off before, 185 00:10:25.759 --> 00:10:27.039 but that's because it was pierced. 186 00:10:28.600 --> 00:10:31.919 Okay, and then okay, yeah, I'll buy that. 187 00:10:31.919 --> 00:10:33.799 That's it. 188 00:10:33.919 --> 00:10:35.600 Kind of weird for me. Still weird. 189 00:10:35.679 --> 00:10:37.600 Yeah, Well, you know you're at a party and have 190 00:10:37.639 --> 00:10:40.480 a lot of different people around, some of your guys friends, 191 00:10:40.480 --> 00:10:43.399 and some of them are lady friends, and somebody. 192 00:10:43.039 --> 00:10:45.320 Wants to see it, and you're just like, here you go, 193 00:10:45.720 --> 00:10:46.720 there are girls around. 194 00:10:46.799 --> 00:10:48.799 Yeah, if you're not ashamed of your penis, it's okay 195 00:10:48.840 --> 00:10:49.919 to you know, to do that. 196 00:10:50.039 --> 00:10:51.879 It isn't about being ashamed of my maybe it is 197 00:10:52.960 --> 00:10:55.600 if you're were you showing it off thinking it would 198 00:10:55.600 --> 00:10:59.000 attract some girls, or have you ever shown your pierced 199 00:10:59.000 --> 00:11:02.159 penis off and a girl like knowing it may get 200 00:11:02.159 --> 00:11:02.879 a girl's attention. 201 00:11:03.360 --> 00:11:05.000 That's the whole reason why he showed up. That's the 202 00:11:05.039 --> 00:11:07.879 whole reason why you tell him about it. Is there like, uh, 203 00:11:08.200 --> 00:11:11.919 I've never seen that before. I've never had that before. Yeah, 204 00:11:11.960 --> 00:11:14.759 and then it's like I would think, here's your opportunity. 205 00:11:14.960 --> 00:11:15.399 Lindsey. 206 00:11:17.679 --> 00:11:20.360 Have you ever asked to see a guy's penis or 207 00:11:20.600 --> 00:11:25.320 seen a guy's penis and been like, hell's yeah, not 208 00:11:25.399 --> 00:11:30.639 your husband or somebody your dad. I Have you've asked 209 00:11:30.679 --> 00:11:33.240 a man to show you his penis and then been like, 210 00:11:33.399 --> 00:11:34.879 that looks good, let's do that. 211 00:11:35.120 --> 00:11:40.320 No, I have asked only because, uh, a guy I 212 00:11:40.440 --> 00:11:44.200 went to school with in college was talking how he 213 00:11:44.240 --> 00:11:46.919 only had one ball, and I said, I want to 214 00:11:46.919 --> 00:11:49.200 see it, h And he showed me. 215 00:11:49.120 --> 00:11:50.639 And then you had sex with him. Nope, Okay, well 216 00:11:50.679 --> 00:11:51.440 that's what I'm asking. 217 00:11:51.600 --> 00:11:51.639 No. 218 00:11:52.559 --> 00:11:56.720 Never and did he show you his everything? Twigerberries? 219 00:11:56.919 --> 00:12:01.080 Yeah, figure you could have just shown just the one ball. 220 00:12:01.159 --> 00:12:02.759 Yeah, he could have just he didn't, but he didn't 221 00:12:02.759 --> 00:12:03.039 want to. 222 00:12:03.200 --> 00:12:06.960 He wanted How were you nineteen twenty? 223 00:12:08.879 --> 00:12:11.240 I think if you're showing it like there's girls around Okay. 224 00:12:11.919 --> 00:12:15.440 I've never done that. I've never been like, here's my dick. 225 00:12:15.799 --> 00:12:17.600 Okay, I just. 226 00:12:19.639 --> 00:12:20.080 I don't know. 227 00:12:21.039 --> 00:12:23.320 I guess that's just not a tactic I've ever used 228 00:12:23.320 --> 00:12:26.960 to try and woo a girl. I'd say congratulations. By 229 00:12:26.960 --> 00:12:29.519 the way, if you can show off your cock and 230 00:12:29.559 --> 00:12:32.440 a girl is ready to go to war, I was like, 231 00:12:32.480 --> 00:12:34.600 all right, well let's have at it. Or a boy maybe, 232 00:12:34.600 --> 00:12:36.240 I don't know. You've had to been like, ay, not 233 00:12:36.279 --> 00:12:36.519 my thing. 234 00:12:36.600 --> 00:12:40.720 Two is their own. Yeah, huh. 235 00:12:40.799 --> 00:12:43.919 I would love to do an impromptu survey, but I 236 00:12:43.960 --> 00:12:46.879 think I'm terrified of the results. I just don't think 237 00:12:46.879 --> 00:12:47.919 women want to see dicks. 238 00:12:48.000 --> 00:12:49.399 No, they're ugly. 239 00:12:50.720 --> 00:12:53.720 I don't think they're ugly on the right one, I'm 240 00:12:53.720 --> 00:12:54.240 sure they're not. 241 00:12:54.879 --> 00:12:57.759 Right. I've never seen a penis, even in a pornum 242 00:12:57.759 --> 00:12:59.320 and like, you know, it's a good looking dick. 243 00:12:59.639 --> 00:13:00.679 I've ever said that. 244 00:13:01.080 --> 00:13:03.919 No, you're right, I've never said that before, even in 245 00:13:03.960 --> 00:13:07.720 porno moves. Yeah, that's that's a good looking khaki. 246 00:13:07.759 --> 00:13:10.480 Gee, that's the difference between men and women, Like, that's 247 00:13:10.519 --> 00:13:14.720 what makes you not gay? You know, a gay man 248 00:13:14.759 --> 00:13:17.639 would probably say, no, penises are attracting. 249 00:13:18.639 --> 00:13:21.120 I don't agree with that there are some ugly vaginas. 250 00:13:21.200 --> 00:13:24.840 Yeah, I look at vaginas. I love vagina. There's some 251 00:13:24.919 --> 00:13:25.120 of them. 252 00:13:25.120 --> 00:13:28.919 You look like you're like, overall, vaginas aren't good looking either, right, 253 00:13:29.039 --> 00:13:31.799 I would agree with that. So I don't think not 254 00:13:31.960 --> 00:13:34.320 being like thinking it's a good looking one makes you 255 00:13:34.399 --> 00:13:38.480 gay or not gay, because that same thing's true about vaginas. 256 00:13:38.720 --> 00:13:42.919 Right, you can be not attracted to a penis. I 257 00:13:43.000 --> 00:13:48.559 hear you. But there are genitals in general are just gross. 258 00:13:48.639 --> 00:13:50.679 Yeah, it's not even a great it's not even a 259 00:13:50.720 --> 00:13:51.360 pretty word. 260 00:13:51.759 --> 00:13:56.039 Genitals, you know, genitalia. 261 00:13:56.519 --> 00:13:59.360 If we're talking, if we're being honest, a butthole is 262 00:13:59.440 --> 00:14:01.919 way more attractive than any of the others. 263 00:14:02.879 --> 00:14:07.200 The muscle, the strength, like clean ones. 264 00:14:08.039 --> 00:14:11.480 I'm a spokes an asshole in a vagina, and I'm like. 265 00:14:11.559 --> 00:14:13.440 No, I do it every day and it's fine. 266 00:14:13.519 --> 00:14:15.399 I got to dick in one of those. 267 00:14:15.480 --> 00:14:19.080 It's not it's not about that. That's like a like 268 00:14:19.120 --> 00:14:21.720 that's I hear you, but like, that's not I'm just saying, 269 00:14:21.759 --> 00:14:22.320 if we're in a. 270 00:14:22.320 --> 00:14:26.360 Museum, aesthetically pleasing, yeah, I guess you're Yeah, I don't know. 271 00:14:26.399 --> 00:14:29.799 I guess there's more math and symmetry in a butthole, 272 00:14:32.320 --> 00:14:34.440 then in a vaginant in a vagina. Most of the 273 00:14:34.440 --> 00:14:40.360 time you're like a Chinese puzzle right in a penis, 274 00:14:40.399 --> 00:14:42.799 You're like, this feels like something in Star Wars. 275 00:14:43.000 --> 00:14:45.399 I'm sorry, this looks like something in Star Wars. 276 00:14:47.519 --> 00:14:48.879 Too late, you already said it. 277 00:14:49.039 --> 00:14:52.600 Yeah, As far as girth masters concerned, I want to 278 00:14:52.720 --> 00:14:54.360 I want to interview him and go, what was your 279 00:14:54.399 --> 00:14:55.039 second name? 280 00:14:55.279 --> 00:14:55.480 Right? 281 00:14:56.320 --> 00:14:59.600 What was your first name before a girth Master? 282 00:14:59.720 --> 00:15:01.919 I was gonna go with girth Brooks, but you know 283 00:15:02.200 --> 00:15:03.879 I got a cease and assist on that. 284 00:15:03.879 --> 00:15:09.759 Was girth Apprentice. Like, we need some a little more grandiose. 285 00:15:11.200 --> 00:15:16.279 Wide journey man instead of that. How about girth Master. 286 00:15:16.879 --> 00:15:20.240 Sure, even like girth Master feels a little too if 287 00:15:20.279 --> 00:15:26.240 you will long right, girthy girthy mcgirth face. 288 00:15:26.919 --> 00:15:29.399 That's that's what you get when the Internet names it, right. 289 00:15:30.879 --> 00:15:32.720 I think that's brilliant too, is to be a porn 290 00:15:32.759 --> 00:15:35.200 star and like, let somebody name you, like, let the 291 00:15:35.240 --> 00:15:36.480 public name you. 292 00:15:36.519 --> 00:15:38.519 Why not you well known? 293 00:15:38.840 --> 00:15:43.480 Yes, people would totally gravitate towards that and and keep 294 00:15:44.000 --> 00:15:44.840 check in on you. 295 00:15:44.960 --> 00:15:47.240 Right, there'd be a sense of ownership there. 296 00:15:48.039 --> 00:15:51.480 Lex it comes as like Ron Jeremy's bitch or something 297 00:15:51.639 --> 00:15:55.399 like that. No, Starry, ron Jeremy's bitch. 298 00:15:55.440 --> 00:15:56.919 Yeah, you just yeah, you gotta go. 299 00:15:57.000 --> 00:16:00.600 Hey, I'll pick everybody submit, I'll pick three, and then 300 00:16:00.600 --> 00:16:02.080 I'm picking from those three. 301 00:16:02.480 --> 00:16:02.679 Right. 302 00:16:03.080 --> 00:16:06.200 That way, you don't get stuck with Ron Jeremy's butthole, right, 303 00:16:06.639 --> 00:16:11.559 or big Dick Hitler or something like that. Hitler's dick. Yo, 304 00:16:14.639 --> 00:16:18.639 the Apocalypse was bad. I'm sorry, the Holocaust was bad. 305 00:16:19.840 --> 00:16:20.679 But yeah. 306 00:16:21.360 --> 00:16:24.720 However, if there was a porn. 307 00:16:25.919 --> 00:16:31.440 Star named Oh God, it would cater to a certain 308 00:16:31.480 --> 00:16:35.639 genre of people, and I bet it would do wildly. 309 00:16:35.840 --> 00:16:39.960 People would probably watch or buy it strictly based on name. Yes, 310 00:16:40.120 --> 00:16:43.720 that's it. Yes, I've got to see what this is about. 311 00:16:44.080 --> 00:16:51.080 Yeah, and you you shave, but not all of it, right, 312 00:16:51.399 --> 00:16:56.799 you leave about an inch of hair? Well, yeah, you 313 00:16:56.799 --> 00:17:00.399 guess the true to form, right or maybe you it long, 314 00:17:00.440 --> 00:17:01.960 but it's greased and combed. 315 00:17:01.639 --> 00:17:05.400 Over Jesus Christ. Now when it gets hard, it just 316 00:17:05.519 --> 00:17:12.759 raises up. It's terrible. 317 00:17:13.119 --> 00:17:16.200 That's not okay, It would not be okay. If we're 318 00:17:16.279 --> 00:17:19.000 going to disgusting, that's disgusting you too. 319 00:17:19.640 --> 00:17:21.599 Why would you even suggest anything? 320 00:17:23.240 --> 00:17:25.759 No, one of these. 321 00:17:25.880 --> 00:17:30.599 The the actress she said she went to a party 322 00:17:30.640 --> 00:17:32.519 I'd never heard of. Maybe we've talked about it, but 323 00:17:32.599 --> 00:17:36.039 I have. It's escaped me if we have, and that. 324 00:17:36.119 --> 00:17:38.559 Is a sex positive party. I had to look this 325 00:17:38.720 --> 00:17:42.799 up now. A sex positive party is a party where. 326 00:17:42.559 --> 00:17:47.799 Anything is out there, anything is available, and it's for 327 00:17:48.039 --> 00:17:53.920 you to embrace your desires, experiment with different sexual activities, 328 00:17:54.400 --> 00:17:58.960 connect with other others who share similar experiences. Uh, it's 329 00:17:58.960 --> 00:18:01.920 about consent and boundaries and personal pleasure. 330 00:18:02.319 --> 00:18:06.119 Okay, And I'm being honest. 331 00:18:06.680 --> 00:18:09.079 If I got invited to one as a single person, 332 00:18:09.759 --> 00:18:13.640 I would go, but to engage and participate, I don't 333 00:18:13.680 --> 00:18:14.759 know if I could. 334 00:18:15.400 --> 00:18:16.400 I don't know if I could. 335 00:18:16.519 --> 00:18:17.359 Are you supposed to? 336 00:18:17.519 --> 00:18:17.599 Like? 337 00:18:17.640 --> 00:18:19.079 Do you have to? If you want to? 338 00:18:19.559 --> 00:18:21.720 If you ask, but you get to say no if 339 00:18:21.759 --> 00:18:27.039 someone asks you. They're open to individuals of all sexual orientations, genders, 340 00:18:27.039 --> 00:18:31.799 and body types. Parties often encourage participants to explore different 341 00:18:31.839 --> 00:18:36.279 sexual activities, kinks, and fantasies in a safe, supportive environment. 342 00:18:37.000 --> 00:18:38.920 All right, right, okay, Yeah, how do you know you 343 00:18:38.920 --> 00:18:41.200 don't like if I could a little arm in your asshole? 344 00:18:41.240 --> 00:18:43.839 You've never tried it before. I'm here to provide. 345 00:18:43.519 --> 00:18:48.039 That I'm yeah, hold on, yeah, yeah, no, I'm good. 346 00:18:48.039 --> 00:18:50.799 I'm gonna say no, I don't I feel confident stepping 347 00:18:50.839 --> 00:18:51.680 out on that. 348 00:18:51.680 --> 00:18:54.599 That's basically what these sex positive parties are. It's like, 349 00:18:54.839 --> 00:18:57.559 you know, if you've ever wanted to be deepfsted before, 350 00:18:57.640 --> 00:18:59.960 this is the place to go. Yeah, yeah, no judge, 351 00:19:00.440 --> 00:19:03.480 no judgment zone. All right, yeah, you want to lick 352 00:19:03.519 --> 00:19:07.759 my fingers when you're done? Oh listen, judgment free zone. 353 00:19:08.200 --> 00:19:13.519 It's okay, It's okay. That's basically what I'm getting from it. Yeah. 354 00:19:13.680 --> 00:19:16.160 I think you're right, and I think of the three 355 00:19:16.200 --> 00:19:18.440 of us, one GIMPI would be going. 356 00:19:18.640 --> 00:19:23.200 I would every weekend, at least every weekend for the 357 00:19:23.200 --> 00:19:26.759 first couple of months. Like I gotta take a break 358 00:19:26.759 --> 00:19:27.119 from this. 359 00:19:27.599 --> 00:19:31.119 Y'all with your head. Y'all got weird all of a sudden. 360 00:19:31.480 --> 00:19:31.799 I don't. 361 00:19:31.960 --> 00:19:33.880 But I think it's got to be a two way street. 362 00:19:33.920 --> 00:19:36.240 Like I think you've also got to participate in whatever 363 00:19:36.279 --> 00:19:36.920 that is for you. 364 00:19:37.000 --> 00:19:41.000 Oh for sure, absolutely absolutely. The rules are always no 365 00:19:41.000 --> 00:19:45.279 no kids and no pets and no bodily fluids. I e. 366 00:19:45.799 --> 00:19:47.200 I don't need a Cleveland steamer. 367 00:19:47.359 --> 00:19:50.920 What reality is something that they're curious. 368 00:19:50.519 --> 00:19:54.160 About then, I guess that's on them, you fucking weirdo. 369 00:19:54.240 --> 00:19:56.960 You go have at it. It ain't for me. I 370 00:19:57.039 --> 00:20:00.519 ain't for me. Now I'll watch a Donkey show. I'm 371 00:20:00.559 --> 00:20:01.119 just saying that. 372 00:20:01.160 --> 00:20:04.279 Oh man, younger me, one hundred percent older me, I 373 00:20:04.279 --> 00:20:05.480 got no desire to see that. 374 00:20:06.039 --> 00:20:11.720 I might still, yeah, I probably would. Still. Hell, hey 375 00:20:11.960 --> 00:20:14.200 fucking you're down there, you're in Tejuana. You know it's 376 00:20:14.319 --> 00:20:16.200 it's one of those win in Rome or in this case, 377 00:20:16.200 --> 00:20:17.559 went into you wanta sort of things. 378 00:20:17.960 --> 00:20:21.359 I So, I'm being honest. I've heard plenty of people say, 379 00:20:21.400 --> 00:20:25.200 my friend went. I don't know anybody who's went and 380 00:20:25.440 --> 00:20:27.079 actually seen one with their. 381 00:20:26.960 --> 00:20:28.079 Eyes right right. 382 00:20:28.119 --> 00:20:31.720 Maybe they have. I don't know, maybe they. I don't 383 00:20:31.759 --> 00:20:33.079 know how much of that is lore. 384 00:20:33.400 --> 00:20:37.119 Yeah, I've never heard or spoken anybody. Nobody's ever mentioned 385 00:20:37.119 --> 00:20:39.880 it to me, like, hey, yes, I was into Juanna 386 00:20:39.920 --> 00:20:41.599 and I went to a Donkey show and you would 387 00:20:41.680 --> 00:20:46.160 not believe it. It was insane. No, but again, if 388 00:20:46.160 --> 00:20:48.920 I'm in if I'm in Mexico and I'm you know, 389 00:20:49.200 --> 00:20:52.200 on vacation, you know, and it's like, hey, you know, 390 00:20:52.359 --> 00:20:54.400 for fifteen pesos, you can come in and watch this 391 00:20:54.440 --> 00:20:56.480 show I'll be like, fuck, Okay, I'm done. I'm in. 392 00:20:57.000 --> 00:21:00.240 I'm in. I don't have to participate, I can still watch. 393 00:21:00.720 --> 00:21:02.400 You've got yourself a hell of a story to tell. 394 00:21:02.519 --> 00:21:07.240 Okay, you're ready for this. It's gonna probably be like quicksand. 395 00:21:09.519 --> 00:21:13.079 The existence of donkey shows, typically referring to sexual performances 396 00:21:13.119 --> 00:21:16.599 involving a woman in a donkey, is widely considered an 397 00:21:16.759 --> 00:21:20.039 urban legend, like flash your high beams, You're. 398 00:21:19.920 --> 00:21:24.440 Dead, or myth, donkey shows associated. 399 00:21:23.839 --> 00:21:26.400 With Tijuana, Mexico, and a rumored to involve women engaging 400 00:21:26.400 --> 00:21:30.799 in sexual acts with a donkey. Despite the rumors, there's 401 00:21:30.960 --> 00:21:35.279