Speaker 1: Hey, look he's it. Hey, look he's it. Hey, look
Speaker 1: he's it.
Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, hey, hey, welcome to the Snart tag.
Speaker 1: You're about to teach.
Speaker 3: Your d He's glazed by the Great Chris Ray God,
Speaker 3: Derek black Bet, and Tom Sweety.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare.
Speaker 2: For some shiit.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some glazing by.
Speaker 4: Hey, everybody, welcome, it's the It's another episode of this.
Speaker 4: That face was crazy. Man, Holy shit, you're like your
Speaker 4: brain got hit by a car.
Speaker 1: I was picturing.
Speaker 3: Uh, this this the whole my grandpa when he was
Speaker 3: in the Hospit little looks horrible and it haunts me.
Speaker 5: Okay, man, well we're gonna start taking podcast. It's me Chris,
Speaker 5: it's him. Uh, it's him, Sweetey, It's it's him. Derek.
Speaker 1: I'd like to meet that goat. Nigga's a metal guy,
Speaker 1: of course, you know that, isn't that like I feel
Speaker 1: like that's yeah. I don't know. I don't care about
Speaker 1: any of that ship, but I.
Speaker 3: Care about the fact that the fact that it makes
Speaker 3: people mad is what I think.
Speaker 1: It's to be excited excited a little bit that there's
Speaker 1: the goat. What is what is it?
Speaker 5: Why is this a subject. Is this in the dudes
Speaker 5: or something?
Speaker 1: Just like I just like that symbol. I think it's
Speaker 1: just funny.
Speaker 5: Isn't it just like a guy doing this guy?
Speaker 3: And then it's like has a goat head or a skull,
Speaker 3: isn't it? I think it's just a skull, not actually
Speaker 3: is it a goat or is it a skull?
Speaker 1: I think it's a goat.
Speaker 5: Is it a goat? Yeah, because it's the greatest.
Speaker 1: Crazy you think. You think, Okay, you think if if
Speaker 1: you if you subtract, if you go blow for blow
Speaker 1: a boff me, then you can win, like if you're
Speaker 1: just like blow for blow.
Speaker 5: With Bapho Mat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like no, no demonic power. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: square off his bill, based off his build, but simply
Speaker 1: off his build. I'll tear the dude.
Speaker 3: I've never seen a buff version of bath mat and
Speaker 3: straight off build.
Speaker 1: You also probably don't.
Speaker 3: If you have a goat head means you probably have
Speaker 3: a goat brain, so you probably give.
Speaker 1: At least a human average human brain, well an average
Speaker 1: Twitter person brain probably just runs at you, you know,
Speaker 1: like how a goats? Do you know? I would just
Speaker 1: get next to a brick wall. I always wonder run
Speaker 1: it on anovery zombie movie. Everybody's like panicking. Just go
Speaker 1: near a window, or go near a brick wall. What
Speaker 1: do you want to Zombie's gonna run it and you
Speaker 1: move out the way and it into the brick wall
Speaker 1: turns in a pink miss. I think.
Speaker 3: It's either its body's integrity is really low or that
Speaker 3: Nika was moving.
Speaker 1: So I'm thinking of.
Speaker 5: Like they're never moving fast enough.
Speaker 4: It's usually like maybe like five miles and they bursted
Speaker 4: and missed.
Speaker 1: Like if it's moving fast enough to move and turn
Speaker 1: into miss, you're not gonna be able to react enough
Speaker 1: to get out the way.
Speaker 5: Of it before we continue.
Speaker 4: Patroonic compass, a snark tank, snark tank, got shop, go
Speaker 4: over there.
Speaker 1: I just I hate forgetting Please please do it. We
Speaker 1: need it, we need it.
Speaker 4: All of this is a crazy coincidence. All of our
Speaker 4: uncles were diagnosed with dying, so we need You.
Speaker 1: Don't need dying right now. You gotta give me money
Speaker 1: off all of us.
Speaker 5: At the same time, it was crazy, Yeah, we need
Speaker 5: the uncle money.
Speaker 1: Please local money right there. I love exactly one of
Speaker 1: my uncles enough to care. Uh yeah, exactly one. I
Speaker 1: love one of my uncles enough to care about that.
Speaker 5: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 5: Do you just not like your family? I guess I
Speaker 5: love some of my family your family. I really like
Speaker 5: most of my family.
Speaker 1: Actually I don't.
Speaker 5: I can't think of many people that I don't like
Speaker 5: in my family.
Speaker 1: Actually, I love the people that were. I love my
Speaker 1: grandma's brothers, so my great uncles.
Speaker 5: I think they're my stupid mom and dad's sister and
Speaker 5: cousin and uncle and aunt and grandmother.
Speaker 1: And I love my grandma and my sister and her kids.
Speaker 5: I don't give a shit about who you love.
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit about you. You know how.
Speaker 3: I didn't say you right? You know, so I didn't say
Speaker 3: I love you right, because I don't. When you die,
Speaker 3: I'm a.
Speaker 5: Laugh me too, probably me too.
Speaker 4: I definitely think I'll probably laugh because I feel like
Speaker 4: the situation where I would never really put myself in
Speaker 4: a situation that would be particularly obviously like I wouldn't
Speaker 4: be I wouldn't.
Speaker 5: Go spelunking, you know, or like paragliding or anything.
Speaker 1: Like bad people that die in those situations like this
Speaker 1: is like like imagine, imagine while your head's trapped between
Speaker 1: two fucking rock formations that every few minutes they shift
Speaker 1: an inch closer to each other, and you're just like
Speaker 1: you're half your mouth's in water, and you're like fucking wondering, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, my dad told me me not to
Speaker 1: do this.
Speaker 5: A snake like crawl like wanders up through the crack
Speaker 5: and like through your mouth.
Speaker 3: It's like you're gonna die, you know that, right, And
Speaker 3: you're like snakes, like, yeah, of course we can talk.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm only telling you your dad.
Speaker 1: You're never gonna get out of there. You can't tell anybody.
Speaker 1: Look like, give me my friends.
Speaker 3: And he gets a bunch of snake friends and looking
Speaker 3: at you, how you're gonnauck die idiot?
Speaker 1: They point at you.
Speaker 3: They have a little hands, and the little hands you know,
Speaker 3: I could let you out, but I could help you.
Speaker 3: You won't learn any lessons.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna call the cops.
Speaker 5: If if I call the cops, you won't learn it anything.
Speaker 1: You won't learn anything.
Speaker 3: I could call the cops with my little snake cell phone.
Speaker 1: Mouth open with its tail nine to one. Nah, nah,
Speaker 1: snake pocket.
Speaker 5: Did you see in New York that they were trying
Speaker 5: to They're trying, They're trying to make a specific hotline
Speaker 5: specifically for CEO crimes or whatever, her crimes against CEOs
Speaker 5: that was like separate from like a hotline that was
Speaker 5: separate from nine to one to one.
Speaker 1: They are sucking them so hard.
Speaker 3: I'm tired of like it's so odd, Like, come on, people,
Speaker 3: it's so obvious that they never do anything like that
Speaker 3: for us. Oh yeah, and then one little gay as
Speaker 3: CEO fucking you know, meets his untimely demise.
Speaker 4: The thing for me is like he literally just like
Speaker 4: he tripped. I mean essentially there's no real footage of
Speaker 4: the bullet entering what he just like he just tripped
Speaker 4: on the street, which happens a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3: And then that one bitch and luckily her charges got
Speaker 3: dropped because of how fucking dumbass circus bullshit it was.
Speaker 5: Oh that's right. The this was a lady prea something
Speaker 5: in the last like week or two. Where did you
Speaker 5: see this?
Speaker 4: I think she got in trouble because she was like
Speaker 4: talking to insurance people on the phone.
Speaker 1: She was talking to like one of the phone representatives.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then she said they were denying it. And
Speaker 5: then she what'd she say?
Speaker 3: Well, she just says something like she said that the
Speaker 3: phrase like you guys are next, and you know, not
Speaker 3: the smartest thing to do in the given what's been happening.
Speaker 1: But then they took it altero seriously. There was this
Speaker 1: like fat, gross sheriff, like stereotypical sheriff that I'm like,
Speaker 1: of course, this guy's like the sheriff of wherever the
Speaker 1: fuck they are, and they're.
Speaker 3: Like, we're gonna pick those threats very seriously. And he's
Speaker 3: like drooling and the like cheetles on his desk.
Speaker 5: They like arrested her, like they brought her in.
Speaker 3: They arrested her. They were fucking like one hundred thousand
Speaker 3: dollars bail and all this shit. So yeah, and she
Speaker 3: was just like putting her hands on her like this
Speaker 3: is she was just like, oh my god, like I
Speaker 3: ruined my wife.
Speaker 1: This is so crazy.
Speaker 4: Exactly why she's right though, by the way, yeah, that's
Speaker 4: exactly like there's no way to there's no way, there's
Speaker 4: no better way to justify that feeling of like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: fuck these people, what the fuck are you gonna put
Speaker 4: this woman in jail for like one hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 4: because she's like frustrated.
Speaker 1: Instead of phrase.
Speaker 3: Uh and fucking luckily they said they dropped everything because
Speaker 3: there was a GoFundMe and then people said that's going
Speaker 3: to be refunded.
Speaker 1: So that's good.
Speaker 3: But I think it's like somebody figured it out that hey,
Speaker 3: maybe this is gonna lead to maybe more bullshit happening
Speaker 3: add more.
Speaker 5: Oh no, right, so they charged him with terrorism, Yeah,
Speaker 5: which look, I understand the textbook definition of terrorism.
Speaker 1: I understand would argue heavily against it.
Speaker 5: Me too, But like it's just well, because you know,
Speaker 5: they wouldn't if it if it happened to anybody else
Speaker 5: for the same exact reason, it wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Exactly, they wouldn't, that is exactly. Yeah, But like the
Speaker 1: ku Klux Klan is in a terrorist.
Speaker 5: Group, They're not, no, what are they like?
Speaker 1: They are? No, they're not what are they?
Speaker 5: Classic is like a charity, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, a fucking radical slightly radicalized group, even though that
Speaker 1: is literally they are radical larbraries. I think that's their
Speaker 1: official titles. Yeah, Like.
Speaker 3: That's actual terrorism, Like that is like textbook like domestic terrorism.
Speaker 3: Like if you define what the word means, they are
Speaker 3: actually terrorists.
Speaker 4: Right, I wouldn't have a problem with it if it
Speaker 4: was consistent, if it was consistently applied, it's like sure, yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: but it's not, and so like fuck.
Speaker 5: You, like, well, it's just it's just that's not terrorists,
Speaker 5: particularly the textbook.
Speaker 3: Particularly the way that we like the way that like,
Speaker 3: regardless of what it says in the textbook, the way
Speaker 3: that we like said, the way that we perceive it,
Speaker 3: because that's what that's what words are exactly. And so
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm sorry, this guy, what were his demands?
Speaker 3: I think he was just mad and then killed somebody.
Speaker 3: That's not that's everybody else that kills people and then
Speaker 3: to jail.
Speaker 1: So it's like and there's always a.
Speaker 4: Vaguely political reasoning behind every single crime, like like it's.
Speaker 3: Political is a very let is a very wide spectrum,
Speaker 3: like when you're using the word politics, and so that's
Speaker 3: not just fucking dudes in suits or whatever the fuck
Speaker 3: whatever people are thinking their brains, but that is so yeah,
Speaker 3: it's I saw I literally just saw this on the
Speaker 3: way back. I pulled up my phone and I saw
Speaker 3: the terrorism thing goes to sn I was like, George,
Speaker 3: terrorism is ridiculous or something, and then Excuc was like
Speaker 3: to pull this up on Google, Google, look with just
Speaker 3: on Google?
Speaker 1: Why is this guy? Why is exq C trying Canadian?
Speaker 4: Just a dumb moron too, that fucking Canadian methodic control
Speaker 4: dollar Get this motherfucker out of here.
Speaker 3: Isn't he like a gambling streamer or something?
Speaker 5: That's crazy?
Speaker 1: But I'm just like, why is he? Like I feel
Speaker 1: I need to get involved in these American politics, like
Speaker 1: like hate any badly informed Canadians are about American politics.
Speaker 1: They never have the right to be fair. I'm also
Speaker 1: never do. I'm really I'm really stupid about Canadian politics anything.
Speaker 1: That's why I shut the.
Speaker 3: Funk up exactly those in the hower for like nine years,
Speaker 3: those maybels, I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Put somebody effort on a video that's crazy. Really, somebody
Speaker 1: went up to him, He's like, look at this, look
Speaker 1: at this effort and he ran and I was like,
Speaker 1: this guy is so funny. But I know for the
Speaker 1: wrong reasons I like him. Now is that real?
Speaker 6: That?
Speaker 1: Had it had to be edited? I think, I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is like, like it doesn't seem edited, but like
Speaker 1: I can't believe he would say that. But also he's
Speaker 1: worn black face more times than I have, you know,
Speaker 1: so it's like what I.
Speaker 3: Do Like, well, I mean, yeah, I guess it is
Speaker 3: that is an easy bar to clear if you've done
Speaker 3: it one time, or are you implying that you've done
Speaker 3: blackface many times and he's done many more?
Speaker 5: Are you inherently doing blacking?
Speaker 1: I think is that the exactly? I think that's part
Speaker 1: of the joke. But it was like ridiculously, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: a white man a whole time. I've just been choosing
Speaker 1: to be fucking have a disadvantage. Yeah, it's case.
Speaker 3: I mean, there's a lot of there's a lot of
Speaker 3: people that like to live do things on hard mode,
Speaker 3: you know, yeah, from software so popular.
Speaker 1: Don't be black if you don't have to be. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I would say that would.
Speaker 4: Be crazy if you found out that every black person
Speaker 4: is just a white person playing like a from soft
Speaker 4: game with Life's just like, ah, we're actually just like
Speaker 4: playing on hardware because there's challenge, it's skill based.
Speaker 1: The stats don't balance out.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's that that is the height of privilege,
Speaker 3: because I imagine there would be a lot of white
Speaker 3: people that are bored as ship and they'd be like,
Speaker 3: you know what, yeah, I'm hard mode and then all
Speaker 3: of a sudden, they just real they just turned black
Speaker 3: hair brown and then I'll say, here we go. It's
Speaker 3: like the fucking the Asylum Demon just immediately just pops up.
Speaker 3: The Asylum Demon had the first the first well, it's
Speaker 3: the first boss that you're not supposed to beat right
Speaker 3: away when you run into in Barxels the first one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you go through the door and then that
Speaker 1: fat motherfucker Bam, the chubby dean with the mace, right yeah,
Speaker 1: and you can't.
Speaker 3: I mean, you can't beat him, but you're just supposed
Speaker 3: to run through, go get like some more leave and
Speaker 3: then go and then fight it later.
Speaker 1: I played very.
Speaker 5: Little at Dark Souls one.
Speaker 1: Oh, I just it's it's so special to me.
Speaker 3: I hope x you see hope you see it opens
Speaker 3: so one day and it does nothing but radiation.
Speaker 1: It pours on him like hope he gets hope he
Speaker 1: and I hope he or like bowling.
Speaker 3: He does like a sonic fucking like somersault into it.
Speaker 5: And it's insane the mechanics of that. I've always been.
Speaker 4: White like he likes because like they thought about like
Speaker 4: we need to have some there needs to be like
Speaker 4: physics here, but none of it makes sense. It's like
Speaker 4: he spins really passive on location.
Speaker 1: Then he zooms, and then you think what happens is
Speaker 1: that he can he can He's he's curling up into
Speaker 1: a ball so many times that he's creating a lot
Speaker 1: of torque, and he.
Speaker 5: Goes, yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 5: I have no more questions about sonic.
Speaker 1: There you go. He became.
Speaker 3: That's why he has shoes on it like that you
Speaker 3: can talk. Yeah, that's exactly why. I feel like a
Speaker 3: terrorists absolutely is having a terrorist.
Speaker 4: I think the most most protagonists are probably terrorists kind
Speaker 4: of are by by the definition that like you know,
Speaker 4: by the textbook definition.
Speaker 3: I would imagine, yeah, that kind of yeah, because I
Speaker 3: mean that's how we've always the way that because it
Speaker 3: is technically true, right, the somebody who's like a rebel
Speaker 3: resistance fighter, right, a freedom fighter, they're technically a terrorist.
Speaker 3: They technically are, but they are a terrorists in the definition.
Speaker 3: The definitionary sense and also to the aspect of the
Speaker 3: people that are in control, they're like, you're terrorizing our nation.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's all perspective.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like playing a fucking hero shooter and
Speaker 4: you're like, that is harassing as fuck that tank and
Speaker 4: then on their they're like, damn, this guy's doing a
Speaker 4: great job.
Speaker 1: We love this guy.
Speaker 3: That's why do you remember this was like what twenty twelve,
Speaker 3: maybe Chris Christopher Dorner.
Speaker 5: Uh, yeah, that was the guy. That guy, that's the
Speaker 5: guy who was in that cabin that got fucking nuked. Right,
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Gotta turned down this. I think it was in a
Speaker 1: mountain as well too. Yeah. The cop, that cop that
Speaker 1: went rogue.
Speaker 3: And now, to be fair, he killed some people that
Speaker 3: he shouldn't have I think, or at.
Speaker 1: Least he's not mistaken.
Speaker 3: He killed he was the family, so he killed like
Speaker 3: and the thing is, yeah there was I think there was, like, yeah,
Speaker 3: a wife or a girlfriend or something.
Speaker 1: He was He basically wasn't like it was wanting wanting violence.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he had like, oh targets because he's like, oh,
Speaker 3: this it's all corrupt and ship. I'm like, well, yeah, duh, dude.
Speaker 3: But you know, you know the cops.
Speaker 1: This whole story is really fucking crazy because he goes
Speaker 1: to the military dinner. Okay, he goes to the military
Speaker 1: he stays there for like five or six years he
Speaker 1: comes back and he's like, the way we treat people
Speaker 1: over there is the way they treat people of color here,
Speaker 1: Like it's relatively the same way it is that we
Speaker 1: try to act like it isn't. And then he just
Speaker 1: got but you know what's crazy. That happens a lot
Speaker 1: to a lot of like black men particularly going to
Speaker 1: come out of it. They come back warped.
Speaker 5: Well, most people come back warped for war. It's literally
Speaker 5: in the.
Speaker 1: Word warp wared crash, war just post war crash, just
Speaker 1: holding you know what I mean. With the guy that's
Speaker 1: based like Mester back with and he's like you never
Speaker 1: saw the meme with the guy like the dude from
Speaker 1: the military. He's like the fucking helmet on and it's
Speaker 1: like the background and he looks like they put the
Speaker 1: helmet on this ideauing crash like that. Yeah, but he
Speaker 1: goes it's his ship as well. His manifestos fucking crazy too.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, that was that was It was hard Like
Speaker 1: I do like that absorbed. I was those I do
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 5: There's always like an there's like always a pull to
Speaker 5: like I gotta write something, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's always a.
Speaker 3: Manifesto, like people are always they can't people can't accept that.
Speaker 3: Some people just might be like I just want to
Speaker 3: do it, yeah, and there always has to be looking
Speaker 3: like even though there was another school shooting, Go Figure, Wisconsin,
Speaker 3: and uh, they were just like, oh we found the
Speaker 3: man off like it just at a certain point where
Speaker 3: I'm like, I understand why some people think this ship's fake.
Speaker 3: You write some crazy dumb assholes that are all conspiratory.
Speaker 3: The one people that would listen to Alex Jones because
Speaker 3: like they all write something they yeah, it's so cookie
Speaker 3: cutter that it's so easy to convince somebody this is fake.
Speaker 5: But it's like, well, no, people are un original. They're
Speaker 5: they're yeah, this is what I have to do. I
Speaker 5: better write something. I would love to see somebody write something.
Speaker 5: And at the end it's just like I don't know, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I made all this up. I really like, I really
Speaker 5: like Poal World. Remember I want that to be the
Speaker 5: last word.
Speaker 3: Did the guy did the guy that said subscribe to
Speaker 3: Pautie Pie?
Speaker 1: Did he have a manifesto?
Speaker 4: I feel like that was just his Now I think
Speaker 4: he just died and exploded or something. What I mean,
Speaker 4: I don't remember he shoot, I think he was the
Speaker 4: synagogue one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't remember.
Speaker 3: Actually, I literally there's too many. There's too many. There's
Speaker 3: literally too many. But yeah, oh, by the way, if
Speaker 3: anybody hasn't played it yet, Christopher Norner's Last Stand, it's
Speaker 3: a pretty good doom mod.
Speaker 5: I forgot about that entirely.
Speaker 3: In the cabin, Yeah, so it's in the cabin, so
Speaker 3: you're basically your it's your last standing.
Speaker 4: Is in the cab, I see. So it's like it's
Speaker 4: like a world of war zombies.
Speaker 3: The only problem with it is that there's that inward
Speaker 3: song that by the group Gangster Rap or I don't
Speaker 3: know if it's a rapper, but you know the song.
Speaker 3: It's just a bunch of inwards, you know.
Speaker 1: Nigga nigga, Ni ni nigga.
Speaker 3: It's just it's just that you got to go into
Speaker 3: the cabin and and like or uh, you got to
Speaker 3: turn off the settings or something. But it's because I'm
Speaker 3: like it, it's funny, but it also kind of dampens
Speaker 3: the uh, it kind of dampens the experience a little
Speaker 3: bit because you're like, is this like directed towards him?
Speaker 1: Is this like is this.
Speaker 3: Towards him, you know what I mean, made that, That's
Speaker 3: what it's like. No one, but it's like, but.
Speaker 1: I usually racists like really respect cops, and you're just
Speaker 1: blasting cops. That's all you're doing. But the idea is
Speaker 1: that we know is like.
Speaker 5: There are a lot of racist who probably don't. We
Speaker 5: probably just don't hear from them.
Speaker 3: No, you're you're actually it's it's just just like the
Speaker 3: the United the CEO people like all of those rednecks
Speaker 3: hate cops too because they get they get cracked by
Speaker 3: them too because they're poor and dumb, and then cops
Speaker 3: love just beating on poor dumb people. It's just it's easier, right,
Speaker 3: Like why would you go after like smart, crafty people
Speaker 3: who probably not how to defend them, have.
Speaker 5: A lot of resources and have money.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, fuck that.
Speaker 4: An infrastructure to supports this tem the fight back because
Speaker 4: it's like, now you're just gonna go after the fucking
Speaker 4: the toothless guy in a fucking minivan with fourteen pounds
Speaker 4: of meth where the car is leaning to one side.
Speaker 1: It's like that looks pretty fucking suspicious.
Speaker 5: Crazy.
Speaker 1: That's what radicalized me. Bro. There was it's funny that.
Speaker 5: There's so much method in a car, it pays in
Speaker 5: a good picture.
Speaker 3: There. I'm sure that's facts too. Yeah, that's that's normal
Speaker 3: those regions.
Speaker 1: It's more meth than car.
Speaker 5: Bro that cars moving like a waterbed.
Speaker 1: That's a fishing though.
Speaker 3: Like you, you're like, fuck, I can't carry any more mets.
Speaker 3: So you start replacing the parts with myth so that
Speaker 3: you're actually carrying more.
Speaker 1: So you but.
Speaker 3: Then you just can't get back home because you're deliverering
Speaker 3: the problem of a dumb idiot.
Speaker 1: That's like, fuck, I shouldn't have replaced the engine with part.
Speaker 4: It's like selling your clothes. That's like selling the clothes
Speaker 4: that you're wearing to somebody on the street. They're like,
Speaker 4: I really like your clothes. It's like okay, here's all right,
Speaker 4: take him.
Speaker 1: Would you would you sell your car?
Speaker 3: Would you sell your clothes for like a ridiculous amount
Speaker 3: of well, like on the street.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like so if somebody came up.
Speaker 3: To you like, hey man, I really like your your pants,
Speaker 3: I really like your pants and underwear, I'll give you
Speaker 3: ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: Yeah no, not my underwear, no, because then I'm a criminal.
Speaker 1: But yeh, But there's a lot of outlet stores pretty
Speaker 1: close by. You're not gonna be able to go and
Speaker 1: buy a Look.
Speaker 3: Guys, I saw a down syndrome dude with giant balls
Speaker 3: standing on the street in downtown and he was fine.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that's true. He might have been fine for
Speaker 1: the moment, but I'm sure someone evolved eventually. There's no way.
Speaker 3: I like to call the police on that poor fellow.
Speaker 3: I like to think everyone was just as enamored as me.
Speaker 3: Ed We're like, no, you leave him. Aload I was.
Speaker 3: Jojo was actually a little bit annoyed. How upset I
Speaker 3: was that we were on the way to the movies
Speaker 3: and I wanted to turn around, and she was like nah,
Speaker 3: And I kind of got mad that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why don't you want to see it?
Speaker 3: Like I wanted to go back and get footage and
Speaker 3: share it with the world.
Speaker 1: I was. There was one time when I was in Seattle.
Speaker 1: Some guy was pissing. He was pissing and a guy
Speaker 1: kicked him off the bus while he was pissing, Like
Speaker 1: the bus door open, He's pissing out the bus. Some
Speaker 1: guy kicked him out. And I remember me and WHI
Speaker 1: we were in Seattle, always saw it and I was
Speaker 1: laughing my ass.
Speaker 5: Imagine landing on the pavement on your door.
Speaker 3: Everywhere too, You're still you're fresh too, you were fresh
Speaker 3: as fun.
Speaker 5: I can't imagine getting a scrape on my dick.
Speaker 1: And then getting it infected by piss. Why would a
Speaker 1: fun why right off the bus got kicked him out,
Speaker 1: And I think it was so funny cause I was
Speaker 1: laughing and he was like, what the fuck? That's so ridiculous,
Speaker 1: and I'm laughing like a hyena, as you should.
Speaker 5: It's funny.
Speaker 1: I think. I think people.
Speaker 3: I think if you saw what I saw, man, like
Speaker 3: I want I wish I could draw, because it was.
Speaker 5: That's your experience.
Speaker 4: It's like you're gonna you're gonna be able to take that.
Speaker 4: It's like, this is my own unique, lived experience.
Speaker 1: This is my dude. No one else has let me down.
Speaker 3: Because I tried to put in keyword surges to see
Speaker 3: if anybody else tweeted about this or talking large ball
Speaker 3: or somebody else filmed it, because I'm like, bro, really,
Speaker 3: no one.
Speaker 5: That's funny about this place is that like people really
Speaker 5: don't care.
Speaker 4: Yeah, It's my favorite thing about this this specific location
Speaker 4: is that like I feel like I I remember people,
Speaker 4: the one time I ever heard of something in the
Speaker 4: neighborhood happening was like an explosion apparently happened or like
Speaker 4: the sound of an explosion.
Speaker 5: Did you hear that fucking explosion?
Speaker 4: No, Like I was absolutely not aware, m but that
Speaker 4: was the only time. It has to be something like that,
Speaker 4: like crazy, a transformer blows up or something.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck about most things going on
Speaker 1: and people. I'm being honest, but.
Speaker 5: I think that's not surprising at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just you know, so passionate, but like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just I love seeing people get hurt, so like
Speaker 1: got hurt really bad. Like I remember that Star Wars.
Speaker 1: It was actually kind of not that funny. But it's uh,
Speaker 1: one guy was on Like nah, not worth telling. If
Speaker 1: someone dies. Every started that story. Someone dies. It's just
Speaker 1: really sad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, great, sometimes sometimes people gotta go, you know, sometimes
Speaker 3: people gotta go.
Speaker 1: It's kind of sad because like it's a guy criers
Speaker 1: motorcycle and hit someone else and killed them another person,
Speaker 1: just like that's just unfortunate. Yeah, it's funny. Charged. I
Speaker 1: don't think he got charged. I think he didn't do
Speaker 1: anything wrong.
Speaker 5: Really yeah, I mean I guess he got cut off.
Speaker 1: And he just fell off as well. He probably got
Speaker 1: charged because that's still vehicular manslaughter. I think technically, I.
Speaker 5: Think if it's still if you kill somebody by accident,
Speaker 5: that's still.
Speaker 3: Like, well you can still get a manslaughter charge. However,
Speaker 3: in that you can't like that. I'm pretty sure in
Speaker 3: that case, I think you would probably like only take
Speaker 3: that a silvil court. Yeah, because you're not gonna I
Speaker 3: don't think you're gonna be found.
Speaker 5: I feel like even for that, I feel like even slaughter, yeah,
Speaker 5: Like I feel like even the family the Vicon would
Speaker 5: be like.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because it was like you didn't do it.
Speaker 3: It was like it you, somebody caused it. Like you
Speaker 3: could actually technically, if you caught up with the person
Speaker 3: that caused the accident, you would charge them for manslaughter,
Speaker 3: you know, right, like thee like, oh you started to
Speaker 3: cut off and then it caused somebody that chain reaction, right.
Speaker 1: It's like the kid that kicked that kickball and it
Speaker 1: hit the fucking plane. That's why nine eleven happened. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember that kid ain't do shit wrong.
Speaker 4: That ship was crazy when we found that out, like
Speaker 4: four years later that that was the reason.
Speaker 1: Yeah, little it's a little like seven year old kid
Speaker 1: just kicks it up.
Speaker 3: I also felt like it's really strange that not many
Speaker 3: people talk about it, you know, even though it was
Speaker 3: in the nine to eleven Commission report.
Speaker 1: It was, Yeah, it was in there. Small all seven
Speaker 1: year old boy kicks kickball into jet, jet into plane,
Speaker 1: ends a plane, plane crash in the buildings. Other play
Speaker 1: that wasn't even the full story.
Speaker 4: The full story was the kickball flew into like at
Speaker 4: the plane, broke a window, hit a guy in the
Speaker 4: head and made him think he was a terrorist.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I keep forgetting thank you for reminding me, Like,
Speaker 3: I know, I read that book cover to cover. I
Speaker 3: just I just like, uh, you know, it's important. Details
Speaker 3: like that just escape them.
Speaker 5: It's really easy for them to get filtered through time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: You just remember the kickball playing. That's really it.
Speaker 1: Remember the towers terrorists playing, Like there's a whole kickball.
Speaker 5: What's crazy about it is that there was like there's
Speaker 5: actually three towers and there's one that like fell before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one tower just kind of laid down and fells
Speaker 1: was just tired. It got down, and then another one
Speaker 1: fell down to crazy.
Speaker 5: This is so stupid. But should we just move on
Speaker 5: to questions?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Luigi, man, people damn people are I'm glad that
Speaker 3: people are still interested.
Speaker 1: I'll just tell you that much. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I surprised it lasted this long because usually these things
Speaker 5: kind of.
Speaker 1: Like flashing, like how is it?
Speaker 3: I mean, it's it is a testament to even uh
Speaker 3: like Trump's fan base that how much they really didn't
Speaker 3: rally behind him almost you know, loading where it was
Speaker 3: like ah, I see you, and then they kind of
Speaker 3: just went away. It was like that guy when they're
Speaker 3: like they're still in the election. It was it was
Speaker 3: in a it was in Vegas. They're stealing it and
Speaker 3: then he just walks away like a fucking MPC dude.
Speaker 5: That was crazy.
Speaker 4: It's it literally you could watch his animation cycle. It's
Speaker 4: crazy like that, like you know that weird like that
Speaker 4: quick like slight. If you if you're you play a
Speaker 4: lot of video games, you'll catch it. But like when
Speaker 4: an animation cycle has done it.
Speaker 5: Like yeah, there's there's a quick reset, there's like a
Speaker 5: slow snap. It happens with that guy. It's they're stealing
Speaker 5: the election.
Speaker 1: They're stealing the Biden cried, family stealing this election.
Speaker 3: And then and then walks away when it's when you
Speaker 3: it's when you de agrow somebody. It's so funny, it's
Speaker 3: so crazy, classic skyroom whenever you sneaks all the way
Speaker 3: up and you sneak, you crouch, and then they just
Speaker 3: stopped being fighting anymore. And it's like, I love it,
Speaker 3: Uh did you? This is probably one of my favorite
Speaker 3: things that Trump's ever did. Where he's watching I think
Speaker 3: high school cheerleaders or some ship whatever of course, yeah,
Speaker 3: and they're performing. He starts doing his specific dance for
Speaker 3: like three seconds and then it's like he just stopped.
Speaker 3: You know, you just toggle your analog stick to stop.
Speaker 1: Them of the emotion the idol. He was just like
Speaker 1: doing his thing and then.
Speaker 5: And they're like, like.
Speaker 1: He just stops.
Speaker 3: I was like, wait a minute, I've never seen a
Speaker 3: human like people say the NPC thing and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I've never seen people behave like this.
Speaker 1: And now I'm like, I'm on line, I'm online, I'm like,
Speaker 1: what happened? I feel you remember it's his mom. I
Speaker 1: feel like it's just it.
Speaker 3: Maybe Mom was like, Son, everything you're doing right now sucks.
Speaker 1: Son. You are being such a dumb ass nigga, and
Speaker 1: I raised you replicitly to not be that. When's his
Speaker 1: next arc? Man, I'm kind of I'm where I think
Speaker 1: we're due. I think he just needs to shut the
Speaker 1: fuck up forever now. But he's what's he doing right now? Nothing?
Speaker 1: He's I think he's lying in way, he's baking like.
Speaker 5: He's some marinating.
Speaker 1: He's always whenever there's like a version of like hip
Speaker 1: hop relevance, he always tries to like jump in and
Speaker 1: get like a piece of the relevance. And Kanye just
Speaker 1: shut the funking up.
Speaker 3: What do you think a new uh, another buzzard album
Speaker 3: and it's gonna be like another condoor.
Speaker 1: I would love if he made a good album again.
Speaker 1: That'd make you really happy. But I don't think he can.
Speaker 3: Do It's just like it's just like Eminem, there's certain
Speaker 3: certain artists needed something specific to motivate Kanye. I don't
Speaker 3: whatever he's he's on a different path, so he can't
Speaker 3: make good music anymore. Eminem not on drugs, doesn't hate
Speaker 3: his mom, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Like he's he's cooked fantastic rapper. But I think he
Speaker 1: just doesn't He just he doesn't make the same, he
Speaker 1: didn't have the same infantymore, you know, and it's and
Speaker 1: that's fine, you know, it's nothing wrong with that. I'll
Speaker 1: take a good song over a great talent, if you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. If he I think, if you already,
Speaker 1: if you've already displayed your great talent already or your
Speaker 1: your great song, He's like, all right, that's not. Everybody
Speaker 1: needs to be relevant forever, you know, Like, I don't
Speaker 1: think Freddie would still be making great music now, Freddie Murker, Yeah,
Speaker 1: probably not. No, Michael Michael probably wouldn't be putting out
Speaker 1: hits any well.
Speaker 3: I mean he fucking he released an album in like
Speaker 3: two thousand and two or two thousand and four called Invincible,
Speaker 3: and it.
Speaker 1: Was it was it wasn't bad, but it wasn't It
Speaker 1: wasn't but it's exactly what you would expect it to be.
Speaker 1: He's fine. He's much older.
Speaker 5: I'm ancient.
Speaker 3: He has a fucking a sketch with Chris Tucker talking
Speaker 3: about like pulling bitches and it's so fucking.
Speaker 1: Oh, you rock my world. It's a good song. Though
Speaker 1: you rock my world didn't suck my dick or something like,
Speaker 1: what's I think that song is mad? Good. But I
Speaker 1: understand what you mean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's okay, it's not good, but it's not
Speaker 3: it's not a bad song. It's just not like I
Speaker 3: have a certain when when when when an artist puts
Speaker 3: out some fire and then it's just like okay, it's
Speaker 3: it's not great, you know what I mean, it's unfortunate
Speaker 3: thing that they have to do with, Like, oh, I
Speaker 3: made such amazing ship before that, people are gonna hold
Speaker 3: me to this standard.
Speaker 5: It's unfortunately always aim for mediocrity.
Speaker 3: If you're dude, be like disturbed, if you just put
Speaker 3: the same ship out consistently, people don't have expectations for
Speaker 3: you to like, you know. That's why I like, say,
Speaker 3: doing that cover of the sound of Sound and Silence
Speaker 3: was so astronomically because it was so different than when
Speaker 3: they're just nobody going that mad or like that waiting
Speaker 3: the whole let's be bad, you know, and like they
Speaker 3: were mad last night we were playing Rivals.
Speaker 5: Yeah that was on the show, remember before you got there.
Speaker 5: Oh maybe I don't know he was doing that on
Speaker 5: the show.
Speaker 1: Like literally I didn't.
Speaker 5: Autism rhythm, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a I don't know. I think there's
Speaker 1: Verde Arts that can continue making great music for a
Speaker 1: long time. It is it's very rare. It is so
Speaker 1: rare that that is an interesting subject to tackle. Like
Speaker 1: thin you think I've been costly? Do that right? Probably?
Speaker 5: I don't think a single, is there even one?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know any better.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they've definitely gotten better because there they started
Speaker 3: off being insane and then they just started writing like
Speaker 3: some good songs. I would say some people would disagree,
Speaker 3: probably people who are into like terrible metal, Uh, bring
Speaker 3: me the horizon. Because they started off I couldn't stand them.
Speaker 3: They were they were, but like they're old fans. I
Speaker 3: don't like where they are now. They're like kind of
Speaker 3: like pop rock now. But I think they sound infinitely better.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: They dropped a song called kool Aid at the beginning
Speaker 3: of this year, and it's one of my favorite songs
Speaker 3: I've ever written. It's fucking and I used to be like, oh,
Speaker 3: their twenty thirteen album, you've heard that, Giga Chad.
Speaker 1: Probably can you film my Heart? Was like.
Speaker 3: So like that was my anthem going to work like
Speaker 3: in twenty thirteen, Like every fucking morning I'll just played there.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that you listen to that song. But
Speaker 1: also it makes sense.
Speaker 3: Bro that was it makes sense that it was funny
Speaker 3: because I used to not like that band at all.
Speaker 3: I used to think they were trash, and then they
Speaker 3: released that album. They had one before that. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: they're getting better. They released that album and I was like,
Speaker 3: this album is fucking really good, and then everything between
Speaker 3: it was like they're starting getting radio play.
Speaker 1: They're just getting better and better. They're like way better now.
Speaker 1: I think Telor Creator, like I didn't like his album
Speaker 1: at first, but like there's like four songs on it
Speaker 1: that are like really good and he's only gotten better
Speaker 1: as it. Like I didn't like Igor, I've never liked
Speaker 1: that album. I think it's a cacophonist. But that's what
Speaker 1: the point of It's supposed to be like different kinds
Speaker 1: of like your mental state, so it'supposed to be like
Speaker 1: different kinds of shit, and like whatever, that's cool. But
Speaker 1: like this newest album got a lot of fucking respect
Speaker 1: and like plays, I'm like, I guess good, I like it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of songs that I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: a good song, Like I would listen to this album
Speaker 1: from Back to Front Samuel Kendrick Kenrick to those albums
Speaker 1: probably the condition he's gone so far. I don't think
Speaker 1: it's his best album because I just don't like. I
Speaker 1: don't like I like condous hip hop. I don't like
Speaker 1: someone bitching, and I f like, though Kendrick is bitching
Speaker 1: in a really good manner, it's still bitching.
Speaker 3: You know. It's still yeah, Yeah, I'm still I gotta
Speaker 3: I gotta.
Speaker 1: Listen with a few more times to really make up
Speaker 1: my mind. It's a West Coast bop though, like I
Speaker 1: think if you like West Coast music, then that's an album.
Speaker 3: It's just more of like the placement of like where
Speaker 3: I'm like, where would I put this? Where would I
Speaker 3: put gn X? I don't know necessarily. But I'm also
Speaker 3: I've been very distracted, so that's why I haven't been absorbing.
Speaker 3: I haven't been listening to anything with like two I
Speaker 3: even I was driving myself nuts with A I Try
Speaker 3: to Do A. I started hearing a bunch of shitty
Speaker 3: denied Defendi Pose like songs. But obviously people are gonna
Speaker 3: put that stuff out. So I went through and I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm gonna listen to I want to see
Speaker 3: if anybody wrote anything good.
Speaker 1: It's all it sucks. It all sucks.
Speaker 3: So then like I was like, All'm gonna throw something
Speaker 3: together real fast. And then I started like adding more
Speaker 3: things to it, more and more things than I was like,
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm going insane because this was just
Speaker 3: supposed to be a dumb like kind of a the
Speaker 3: side thing. So then I just like at one point,
Speaker 3: like Trump, I just stopped and then I was just
Speaker 3: like it's done. And then, uh, I don't know it'll
Speaker 3: be out in a few days or some shit, but
Speaker 3: like it's I've just been absorbed with this bullshit and
Speaker 3: not listening and like anything that I'm hearing in passing
Speaker 3: just sounds like not a real listen if you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, Like, oh, I'm gonna listen to uh say,
Speaker 3: Like when I was listening to Kendrick album, I was like,
Speaker 3: I feel like I need to something needs to change.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I need to, like, you know,
Speaker 3: leave my wife. I don't know if I need to
Speaker 3: if I burn down my apartment, I need to, Like
Speaker 3: do I need something needs to change?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Sometimes you just gotta like.
Speaker 1: They gotta go.
Speaker 3: Yeah whatever, whatever, whatever impulse you know you have, stop
Speaker 3: Asian hate.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was a thing. Wow, I forgot about that.
Speaker 5: I forgot about that issue.
Speaker 1: Made me laugh, bro. I was like, oh, it's a
Speaker 1: hate crime. Now, it's crazy. It took it took you
Speaker 1: took a week. That's crazy. I mean, how come that's crazy?
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I didn't think it.
Speaker 3: I didn't think it was pretty funny that there were
Speaker 3: beating up pis like that.
Speaker 5: I think it was like old people too. It's just like,
Speaker 5: what the are you doing?
Speaker 1: Ever since nine eleven my brain has been confused about
Speaker 1: the way people do like that. It's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's hate these It's like that guy has been here
Speaker 1: his whole life. That guy has deturbining.
Speaker 3: Good him.
Speaker 1: He's like clearly Indian, just injured and.
Speaker 5: Coming out of a hospital.
Speaker 1: It's like, I hate, I hate he's coming out. He's
Speaker 1: coming out. It's like a gash in his head and
Speaker 1: he's coming out.
Speaker 5: It's like, oh my god, that was a crazy, like
Speaker 5: gosh in my head.
Speaker 1: I got.
Speaker 5: He's like standing on the streets.
Speaker 1: It's like terrorist, we found one, and it's like it's
Speaker 1: so stupid. It was just like hit him with the
Speaker 1: buts and what made me laugh, It's like and strike him.
Speaker 1: That's great, should be a guy that's the guy's second
Speaker 1: generation Italian man. But it's like that guy's face here
Speaker 1: longer than your family has. How are you called hipno terrorists?
Speaker 5: Like America is a really hilarious This country sucks hilarious.
Speaker 5: To get some yeah, we get some questions. Yeah, well,
Speaker 5: wellt Disney breaking and breaking the Santas kneecaps.
Speaker 1: That would rule they sucked them over.
Speaker 3: Dude, you think you think you're the king of Florida.
Speaker 3: I don't think so. And then he just fucking like
Speaker 3: just space mountain, fucking just.
Speaker 1: Rye just runs through his legs, takes off like in
Speaker 1: his not are you like the whole structure or the
Speaker 1: whole the cart? Okay, okay, he's missing most of his
Speaker 1: fucking quad. Ship's gone.
Speaker 3: Justice where Batman fucking tases you, knees you, and then
Speaker 3: a car, a car just runs you over. He flips,
Speaker 3: he does a backflip over the car as it runs
Speaker 3: you over, and then get an injustice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like at one hundred miles an hour. I don't Batman,
Speaker 1: he just like he fucking hits he shoots you a
Speaker 1: bunch and he flies a plane in you.
Speaker 3: Oh that's in the second one, and I'm like, what
Speaker 3: he fucking he takes you up, Like what are those
Speaker 3: things called the middle gear five where you know you
Speaker 3: take somebody Fulton, Yeah, the fall, So it takes you
Speaker 3: up and then fucking his uh that wig fucking just
Speaker 3: shoots a probably sixty or one hundred calibn bullets and
Speaker 3: then a bunch of missiles. And I was like, so
Speaker 3: he's killing you. He's a he's killing the ship out
Speaker 3: of you. But they have a pill that makes them
Speaker 3: the strongest Superman. That's how they justify it.
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah, That's how they justify it.
Speaker 5: Injustice.
Speaker 3: Just forget that part the game's fun. Forget that part.
Speaker 3: That's it's it's really fucking They have a pill that
Speaker 3: makes the because like Superman goes insane, right yeah, and
Speaker 3: then and then now they have naturally they just have
Speaker 3: they have these pills.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you know Superman goes insane the game that
Speaker 1: we're going to kill everyone, the game breaks.
Speaker 5: The game doesn't have.
Speaker 1: Characters like it's just like, it's why I like as
Speaker 1: much as I love Invincibles, it sh it's so stupid.
Speaker 1: It's like, dude, I mean, but that's like I love it,
Speaker 1: but like it's a whole but it's like satirical. It's
Speaker 1: not trying to take itself seriously at all. It's Invincible. Yes, uh,
Speaker 1: it's not trying at this point. Yes, I agree, argue
Speaker 1: with you. I mean that's the it's yeah, that's it's
Speaker 1: like The Boys or something. I wouldn't say that. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't say that. It's just a kind of story. The
Speaker 1: Boys is very very satirical. It's like, what was that tired?
Speaker 1: But The Invincible is more like are you watching The Invincible? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I watched over the comic book. It's I think what
Speaker 1: happened is that like it's supposed to be like a
Speaker 1: callback to like all the Superhood things, but like made
Speaker 1: with the idea of in person. It's like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is like if it was made and it made sense
Speaker 1: or more like a real world perspective of it. But
Speaker 1: I but keep watching. I won't say anything.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying it's kind of lampooning the idea of Superman,
Speaker 3: like in the way that like say, like I said, oh,
Speaker 3: this would be more this is just what a our
Speaker 3: idea of a you know, a god king tyrant thing
Speaker 3: most likely would do, and just the antithesis of of
Speaker 3: like say, a good story, like what you would expect
Speaker 3: from like Oh, we want somebody who's strong to protect
Speaker 3: the week and all the ship, and they're like, that's
Speaker 3: how he came off as. But then we learned later, oh, oh,
Speaker 3: the viltermites are pieces of ship and they conquer fucking
Speaker 3: entire you know, they're an empire, and so like that's
Speaker 3: why it starts off, not with him just invading immediately,
Speaker 3: but with.
Speaker 1: Being like, yeah, I look at me, I'm I'm with
Speaker 1: that Superman, this fucking flying motherfucker came from space and
Speaker 1: they's about here. Everybody's kind of like what yeah, also yeah,
Speaker 1: but like I'm gonna.
Speaker 4: Kill him if well, if superhero media exist already, I
Speaker 4: could see that what that might be like, if there's
Speaker 4: already like comic books and superheroes and then a person
Speaker 4: like that shows up, I could see that.
Speaker 3: But is that true in the world of Invincible? Is
Speaker 3: there any superheroes the other other superheroes? And I don't
Speaker 3: think he was like the I don't think it was
Speaker 3: like Superman where.
Speaker 1: He like he wasn't the first alien, there's other aliens
Speaker 1: on there's like the whole gun at that point whatever whatever.
Speaker 5: This guy asks, hello, am I degenerate archaeologists? Wanted to
Speaker 5: let you know that me and my roommate ended up
Speaker 5: doing an Indie marathon. I really forgot how much I
Speaker 5: loved Chia as Indie's Sun. And now I'm just angry
Speaker 5: that a younger me that helped. And now I'm just
Speaker 5: angry that angry at a younger me that helped four
Speaker 5: Chance steal his flag.
Speaker 1: This guy helped.
Speaker 3: I don't know how, but like I mean, I wonder
Speaker 3: if his like impact actually made a difference.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like that's what I'm curious, that's what That's why
Speaker 4: I read this. I was like, I'm really fucking curious.
Speaker 4: Is there anything specific for your past that you look
Speaker 4: back at and just go, God, I was the bad guy?
Speaker 5: Uh No, Well, well I'm sure a handful of times.
Speaker 1: I've been a villain quite a few times.
Speaker 5: Ah.
Speaker 3: I mean sometimes I felt like Batman were in a
Speaker 3: way that the Dark Night where you take on the
Speaker 3: role as the villain because it needs to be like that,
Speaker 3: like you need like I can take it.
Speaker 1: What does he say? So these there's that whole like
Speaker 1: monologue at the at.
Speaker 4: The end where he's like, who's that and he goes, son,
Speaker 4: that's Batman and then it ends.
Speaker 1: I don't remember what was that that happened?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he runs away.
Speaker 3: From he's the hero.
Speaker 1: We need that, we deserve it. Yeah, and he says
Speaker 1: like that in the movie. He says, so something because
Speaker 1: that's a fan film. It's not.
Speaker 5: That's that line is not from us. No, it's like
Speaker 5: it's like the same thing with like E T.
Speaker 1: Phone Home.
Speaker 5: It's like, it's not in the movie. It's like a
Speaker 5: fan thing.
Speaker 1: No, he does say phone home, says phone watch go
Speaker 1: watch the movie again.
Speaker 5: Your mind is gonna be blown.
Speaker 1: I think somebody he says phone home, doesn't say e
Speaker 1: T phone home.
Speaker 3: He says phone home, right, right, But that's that's misleading
Speaker 3: what you said. You know what you said sound like that,
Speaker 3: like there's no like that's not in there.
Speaker 5: The line is not e T Phone home, which is
Speaker 5: crazy that it's phone home. You know, the line that
Speaker 5: everybody remembers is e T Phone home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm saying the line of media, right, So
Speaker 1: it's written out as a script et phone home. That's
Speaker 1: et dot dot phone.
Speaker 5: You know well, you know that, you know that.
Speaker 1: You know that that is right.
Speaker 5: It's a colon.
Speaker 1: Colon, don't do it? Or is semyones with with with them?
Speaker 1: Its colon?
Speaker 5: My colon fell out by script all the lines, no
Speaker 5: one has specific lines and every but he's saying the
Speaker 5: characters names all the time.
Speaker 3: I was reading. I was reading the script E. T.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, you T colon And I
Speaker 3: was like a coincidence, my coen fellow. At that moment
Speaker 3: they both splat on the floor fucking colon and figurative
Speaker 3: scent and literally and I thought, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 3: reboot this to be.
Speaker 4: Shack as et would be amazing shock and prosthetics.
Speaker 1: I was like, eat, yeah, but he's still fucking feet.
Speaker 5: Do they use force perspective like in Lord of the
Speaker 5: Rings to make him small?
Speaker 1: Like where they.
Speaker 4: Flax him like four miles away they have him like
Speaker 4: lapped up, So.
Speaker 1: It's like, why us just use the right a small kid? No,
Speaker 1: well he was a puppet.
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1: What do you he likes a candy?
Speaker 3: What candy was it was it?
Speaker 5: No, it was it was species. I remember them when
Speaker 5: I was a kid. I remember them as m and
Speaker 5: M's it was recent pieces. I don't even remember them
Speaker 5: being that old Recus piece.
Speaker 1: That's what. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: The way they are way old, dude, I remember. I
Speaker 3: also feel like I remember them coming out as well.
Speaker 5: To Reese's pieces. I feel like I remember.
Speaker 1: Them starting the release. That's what I feel like. We
Speaker 1: can't I remember the preleasepecies.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's so weird because I remember being like, oh,
Speaker 3: what an inferior candy, Like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I thought they've been around.
Speaker 1: That's so weird.
Speaker 4: It is weird, Like I feel like I swear to God,
Speaker 4: like maybe they came around in like two thousand and
Speaker 4: one and two.
Speaker 1: Also a side note, anyone who says.
Speaker 3: Rec's pieces should be should you know, should join the CEO.
Speaker 5: If you say rec Species you should eat, you should
Speaker 5: eat e feces is what you should do.
Speaker 1: The things I decided to put that on giving giving
Speaker 1: every the idea of alien coming to earth, right you
Speaker 1: meet it, the versus that makes contact person. You're like,
Speaker 1: here's some vent and all here.
Speaker 3: I mean, it makes sense because then also if if
Speaker 3: it's dangerous, if it's a threat, you might neutralize the
Speaker 3: threat or it might actually really like it and then
Speaker 3: build a friendship and give you like the key to
Speaker 3: actual fucking faster than light travel or something, because they
Speaker 3: must have FTL to be here, right.
Speaker 1: I wonder I want aliens to be nice, friendly creatures.
Speaker 1: This coming You're like, hey, what's up? But if they
Speaker 1: come here and they're nice, we're gonna harm them, you know, like,
Speaker 1: there's no there's no good interaction we have with aliens.
Speaker 1: I think period, we just can't. Well, if they land,
Speaker 1: if they're genuinely like peace, no, no matter what, I
Speaker 1: just no't matter what, we can't. We don't think city
Speaker 1: people are going to do anything to it. I think
Speaker 1: the cops might try. I think you think too well
Speaker 1: of people. It's not even thing. People well each other.
Speaker 1: People hate each other. Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 5: Even aliens are exciting more people than I think there
Speaker 5: are other people.
Speaker 1: But also I think like they're exciting for the moment
Speaker 1: until they do anything that makes them feel ncomfortable, and then.
Speaker 3: They're like, oh I hate this. Sure, which you're gonna do?
Speaker 3: They're aliens, They're gonna have to do something straight.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like it depends on just
Speaker 1: what they look like that.
Speaker 5: I think so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's it's all cool until they do
Speaker 1: something that's strange to us.
Speaker 4: If they look like people, I feel like everybody's gonna
Speaker 4: be like, whoa, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: And if they're like big titty blue bitches, everybody's cool
Speaker 1: until I may have like, until they do something, they're
Speaker 1: always gonna be cool. I don't care what.
Speaker 3: You you to. You like, I'm gonna try to funk one.
Speaker 3: I'm like Lily, it doesn't count if I funk. If
Speaker 3: I fucking alien, Lily doesn't count.
Speaker 1: It mean it's like fucking like like a sandwich or something.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. That's not it's not a human yea
Speaker 1: you I fucked this alien fucking chicken on Twitter. He
Speaker 1: I was like, what Harna? That was the peak Twitter?
Speaker 5: That was crazy.
Speaker 3: It's like the guy that the poked dude, Oh my
Speaker 3: god killed me. Bro people do that ship many he
Speaker 3: blasted all over his phone.
Speaker 1: That's his phone. That better be a burner, that better
Speaker 1: be a backup.
Speaker 3: Because the girl's thinking like it probably is because you
Speaker 3: I think he was recording with the fun.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, like, yeah, there's a picture of it, so
Speaker 4: there must Yeah, unless he bust out the fucking disposable camera,
Speaker 4: take a picture of pumb coveredon.
Speaker 1: I mean maybe getting that developed at a wall. Oh man,
Speaker 1: I've thought about that.
Speaker 3: What I've never took an obscene picture with film for
Speaker 3: because I'm just like.
Speaker 1: Poor, poor worker. Like no, I feel like they have
Speaker 1: to say absolutely, like I used.
Speaker 3: To develop ship and you're going to see it because
Speaker 3: you have to see everything he developed, well, at least
Speaker 3: I don't know how like nowadays things if there's some
Speaker 3: type of factory thing, but like if you went to
Speaker 3: like Walgreens or whatever, you'd go into the fucking dark
Speaker 3: room and you would fucking develop the you see everything
Speaker 3: there were people like probably may be excited by the
Speaker 3: prospect of seeing some tits, but then imagine everything else
Speaker 3: they gotta see, like some guy's asshole shitting or something.
Speaker 1: You know, think it's like hilarious, you gotta, you gotta,
Speaker 1: you gotta develop a picture of someone. But then there's
Speaker 1: also not on a picture and it's not come like little,
Speaker 1: it's come in the picture. You know, look the picture
Speaker 1: of Come. We're talking a picture of come.
Speaker 5: And it's like that's so insane, that'd be really it's
Speaker 5: the entire premise of this, but.
Speaker 3: It's so bananas, like developing a picture would come in it,
Speaker 3: it'd say to me. You just be like like, you know,
Speaker 3: like what are you gonna put on yourself? Then too,
Speaker 3: but then you know, one of them might be a
Speaker 3: nice pair of tits, like oh she's hot, you know, cool,
Speaker 3: And then the next one is literally like a guy
Speaker 3: would come all over his face and you're like, oh no,
Speaker 3: I didn't want to see that. And then the next
Speaker 3: one is some guy killing his grandma and you're like, oh, fuck,
Speaker 3: same guy. This is on the same night. Report report
Speaker 3: Do I report at that?
Speaker 1: You? Do you want to get involved in?
Speaker 5: Is there a customer developer confidentiality in that sense?
Speaker 3: No? Absolutely not, absolutely not. There's not a fucking therapist.
Speaker 5: That's terrible.
Speaker 1: If there's like bombs in a photo, that's the trick.
Speaker 5: You get your therapist to develop your photos.
Speaker 1: I feel like therapists can also still say if you're
Speaker 1: threatening you, if you're endangering your life.
Speaker 3: I'm sure there's some certain caveats. I'm sure there's certain things.
Speaker 3: I know that some rules are trying to be changed
Speaker 3: with like with Catholicism and confessing.
Speaker 1: What they did?
Speaker 3: What do you mean, because there was like a ton
Speaker 3: of pedophiles that would be like, oh, yeah, I fucked
Speaker 3: this boy or whatever, and they'd be like, okay, say
Speaker 3: twenty hell marries, you're.
Speaker 1: Fine too, hell marries and you're good.
Speaker 5: No, no, no. They would be like, listen, all right,
Speaker 5: fifty hell man, then you're good to go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, hey man, just just try to slow it
Speaker 3: down a little bit, you know, like just because they
Speaker 3: you know, obviously with the shuffling around, it wasn't like
Speaker 3: they were saying no bad boy. It was kind of like, hey,
Speaker 3: chill out. It's like the cops were like, hey man,
Speaker 3: you know, take it easy. I'm not telling you to
Speaker 3: stop beating the take it easy.
Speaker 5: You didn't have to put a Tesla coil directly on
Speaker 5: that child, you know, Like that was kind of crazy
Speaker 5: for you to do. Yeah, take it easy. You have
Speaker 5: to push a child into the elephant's foot like that.
Speaker 1: Ship.
Speaker 3: Like I think about it a little bit too long,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, damn, this world's fucking come on.
Speaker 4: This is this is confession. Due confession boots are crazy.
Speaker 4: I just told the story. I'd sacred a couple of times.
Speaker 4: But like there were times where they would There would
Speaker 4: be weeks that would go by because we did confession
Speaker 4: every week or something, and they were just weeks where
Speaker 4: I was just like, I don't have anything to confess weekly, yeah,
Speaker 4: like what the who the fucking people there? Or like
Speaker 4: it wasn't weekly, but it was frequent enough that I
Speaker 4: found myself in that situation where I was just like
Speaker 4: I didn't have anything to confess, so just lie and
Speaker 4: say like, oh, I don't know, I fucking stole a
Speaker 4: candy or something. And then the next time that I
Speaker 4: would confess, I would I would confess about lying about
Speaker 4: the candy.
Speaker 1: So he just had more more AMMO for Yeah.
Speaker 4: It was like two words with one stone in some way,
Speaker 4: because I was just like I would get I would
Speaker 4: get this confession out of the way, and the next week.
Speaker 3: I'm not you remember ever being like almost interrogated in
Speaker 3: a way that they're like, I don't believe you.
Speaker 5: There is something there must be something like You're like
Speaker 5: I got nothing. I feel like I do. But it
Speaker 5: wasn't crazy.
Speaker 4: It was like are you sure And I'd be like no, yeah,
Speaker 4: and then there would be like I don't know, say
Speaker 4: the hell Mary for good measure or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I remember what the prescription that they would give. It
Speaker 5: was weird.
Speaker 1: I never went to a Catholic church like that because
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not. Yeah, never, Yeah, I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 3: My closest friend when I was in elementary school, he
Speaker 3: would tell me about his the Catholic church, and I
Speaker 3: would just we would compare my Southern Baptist experience when
Speaker 3: I go visit my grandma versus his ship, and like
Speaker 3: he was so jealous, but then I was telling him, no,
Speaker 3: you won't. You're not jealous because you're telling me you're
Speaker 3: your church is like an hour long top bro. Baptists
Speaker 3: Baptist church five six Bro, I'm there all fucking day.
Speaker 1: I would go to church with my grandmother until I
Speaker 1: was like sixteen. I would go to church. You would
Speaker 1: go for the beginning. We would go for the beginning,
Speaker 1: early morning service. I would stay for Adventist youth. Then
Speaker 1: we'd have lunch there. Then we would do the evening. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so then we would do the evening service. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm glad that Nigga died. Bro, I fucking hate this.
Speaker 1: I hate that. I hate that Nigga. I hate.
Speaker 3: I hate you guys, it really is.
Speaker 1: It's a cheap.
Speaker 3: Fucking Also, Caribbean churches full of a bunch of snobby assholes.
Speaker 1: Bro, I want to go. Everyone thinks they're better than
Speaker 1: everybody else. Bro, it's in the Caribbean.
Speaker 3: Preachers preachers like they like plats wine, like where they
Speaker 3: popping off. Well they had accents off, but it wasn't.
Speaker 1: I don't. It's it's weird because I don't Patoa is
Speaker 1: so damn near English unless you're like from the sticks
Speaker 1: of Jamaica or fucking like Saint Thomas or something like that,
Speaker 1: where you don't even sound it's like your fucking howl
Speaker 1: a monkey or some shit. So like so like it's
Speaker 1: just it's it was like, I guess he's speaking Patsa,
Speaker 1: but it was just like it's so first of all,
Speaker 1: the past was fucking everybody named MoMA. Every single woman
Speaker 1: in that church was fucking yes, all of them. All
Speaker 1: of them are competing to try to have money in
Speaker 1: every church, every every every single church, all the fucking
Speaker 1: single this single fucking man that's just putting his dick
Speaker 1: in every single person are there taking all that money
Speaker 1: to fucking for the church. And then motherfucker has a
Speaker 1: fucking tax exempt They want to fucking escalate fucking g wagon.
Speaker 5: That's life, really, and you're there every Sunday. You just
Speaker 5: say a bunch of ship where the.
Speaker 1: It's so, let's just do that's so easy.
Speaker 3: Actually, I was just watching so somebody to school theologist
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: No, no, they don't have to do anything.
Speaker 4: I think you just have to say. I think I
Speaker 4: think it's a multiple choice. No, listen, listen, I promise you.
Speaker 1: I think that.
Speaker 5: I think it's I think it's a fine question.
Speaker 4: It's a it's like a multiple choice, and it says
Speaker 4: like who is Jesus And it's like four options, like
Speaker 4: the son of God? And then it says like I
Speaker 4: don't know, a carpenter, a dead Jew, and then all
Speaker 4: of the above, and then it's just like it's obviously
Speaker 4: all the above, and.
Speaker 5: If you get all the questions right, then you get
Speaker 5: to be a theology.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't think so, I don't do.
Speaker 3: I think there's only like four I think in Catholicism
Speaker 3: there's some levels that you have to have some sort
Speaker 3: of something.
Speaker 1: I think I think there's a bunch of fucking it's
Speaker 1: one of the reasons to say four.
Speaker 5: Thousand hell Mary yea something I could be wrong.
Speaker 3: It's one of the reasons why there's Look at you're
Speaker 3: probably right into some degree, but I know the barfer
Speaker 3: entry is so low because what why there's so many
Speaker 3: arrest weekly of like religious leaders. Well, it's it's also
Speaker 3: because they're just joining to abuse people.
Speaker 4: Well, the thing is also it's just like it's not
Speaker 4: necessarily that like I'm sure there's probably like some structure there,
Speaker 4: but there's no way it's rigid, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: There's no way that's absolutely there's no way that like
Speaker 4: somebody can't just go there and be like, oh, I know,
Speaker 4: I know this guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, the barber entry is probably incredibly low. And
Speaker 3: like I say, if you just look at the numbers,
Speaker 3: if any of you were bored and feel like being horrified,
Speaker 3: just look and see how many religious leaders are arrested.
Speaker 1: Like don't yeah, I guess I wasn't talking. My apologies.
Speaker 1: You don't need to go to school, but most churches
Speaker 1: are nothing America acquire at least a bachelor's degree. A
Speaker 1: bachelor's degree most yeah, I imagine I don't believe that entirely,
Speaker 1: but also and it's.
Speaker 3: Probably just like oh, communications like you know, you don't
Speaker 3: have to Actually it could be any degree.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably because.
Speaker 3: You know, they've they specifically made it like this. They
Speaker 3: made it easy as fuck. And then the idea that
Speaker 3: you can be a megachurch will be taxing ZMPT is
Speaker 3: so funny.
Speaker 1: We'll do it's funny.
Speaker 5: I remember I remember going to church. I didn't like it. It
Speaker 5: wasn't that long. It was like an hour.
Speaker 4: Like the Catholic church is like it's boring, but it's like,
Speaker 4: I'll take it over all the every other church I've
Speaker 4: ever been to. It's like oh yeah, it's like like
Speaker 4: I've been to like a Baptist church and it's fun
Speaker 4: for exactly thirty minutes and then you're there forever.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I think that's the only good
Speaker 1: thing about it. The lunch there goes fun.
Speaker 4: Well, that's what it was good about the Catholic church
Speaker 4: that I went to too. It's like it was just all
Speaker 4: these old ladies. So they would just like after church,
Speaker 4: they would just bring all this. It was just all
Speaker 4: of them would baked ship. It was so fucking good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was like the only thing.
Speaker 3: I best big biscuits I've ever had at my Grammar's church.
Speaker 1: Biscuits.
Speaker 3: Oh god, they were so good, and I can't I've
Speaker 3: been trying to chase that. I was like, what fucking
Speaker 3: biscuits were? Where they fucking home me?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I have not had baked goods better than I had
Speaker 5: at that church. Sincerely.
Speaker 3: The church, like the community in church, man, if that's
Speaker 3: all it was, if it was just a community of
Speaker 3: decent people and then just doing potlucks and shit, like
Speaker 3: just take out literally the mysticism and then like church
Speaker 3: is pretty dope, right, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: Just don't take out the main point of the church.
Speaker 3: Well, the main point of that. That's the main point
Speaker 3: for the people get in the bag. Like really a
Speaker 3: lot of people go to church literally for just community.
Speaker 3: That's the main that's the Actually, yeah, that I would
Speaker 3: argue that's the main purpose.
Speaker 1: I think the main portion of churches, like I agree,
Speaker 1: like community, but they find that community in believing in it.
Speaker 3: I mean technically, if they if they, if they actually
Speaker 3: read their blook, they would know that you're not even
Speaker 3: supposed to churches exist, Like it's it's literally you're supposed
Speaker 3: to You're supposed to worship in private. Yeah, you're supposed
Speaker 3: to pray in private, it's not this whole idea.
Speaker 1: That's why a community setting is the way that they praying.
Speaker 1: You're not the praying. But actually, that's not what Jesus says.
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you sure? I know I made this up.
Speaker 1: I'm just making it up. Well not because because I
Speaker 1: distinctly remember a passage where it's like, that's not what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Sounds like it could have been like I
Speaker 1: just made but no, you literally just.
Speaker 5: Talking about tower.
Speaker 1: By accident, the twin twin towers just great.
Speaker 3: What I'm saying is, there's when Jesus got onto the scene,
Speaker 3: the idea of you're supposed to be Yeah, when he
Speaker 3: when he bursted, when he burst it onto the scene,
Speaker 3: like you know, strutting, he was like the idea was
Speaker 3: supposed to like all like fucking hubris, fucking arrogance, wealth,
Speaker 3: like just all of these things that and and gaudiness
Speaker 3: was supposed to be stripped out. And then you know
Speaker 3: pastors that were like trying to make money like no,
Speaker 3: like yeah exactly, and now they do this they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: the more you donate, the more God will reward you.
Speaker 1: That's the whole thing. That's all.
Speaker 5: There's that, there's that, there's a saying to it's like,
Speaker 5: what is it. It's easier.
Speaker 4: It's easier for a camera to eat a box full
Speaker 4: of needles than it is for a guy to eat
Speaker 4: a box full of camels.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. That's that's that's just true. That's just true.
Speaker 1: I love it. It represents the same point.
Speaker 3: It kind of it represents like it's but then it's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's supposed to be about get in the heaven, but
Speaker 3: what you're saying is like, well, yeah.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 3: Well it is true that it is easier for that
Speaker 3: to happen, but it's technically not relevve.
Speaker 1: I'm I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know if we have a satisfying answer to
Speaker 5: that question.
Speaker 1: I've been a bag up before. I've definitely I've definitely
Speaker 1: told people lies to make them make them hurt.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure I have been.
Speaker 3: I've heard people somebody can like if your mind me, Oh,
Speaker 3: that's why I brought up that Batman thing where I've
Speaker 3: told this story before about breaking up my ex because
Speaker 3: I thought it was going to ruin her like like,
Speaker 3: so I feel like in that a sense like I
Speaker 3: was technically like the villain, but I was more I
Speaker 3: was saying, like Batman in a way that I'm gonna
Speaker 3: take on that role.
Speaker 1: And even though I'm not saying.
Speaker 3: I'm Batman for anyone who's autistic, like I'm just saying, uh, yeah,
Speaker 3: but I'm being honest. Man, I'm not a fucking I'm
Speaker 3: not of I'm such a I want to believe. I
Speaker 3: don't believe in it, but i want to believe in
Speaker 3: justice and good. I'm a very uh, I'm a very
Speaker 3: class I want to be like I've never I've never
Speaker 3: had to like I'd never want to do affairs or
Speaker 3: revenge things to people or nothing like that. I've always
Speaker 3: been like i want the world to be good, and
Speaker 3: I'm always disappointed obviously. Yeah, Like that's why it is
Speaker 3: like I'm like, I'm incredibly gay in that sense, like
Speaker 3: bring gun.
Speaker 1: All. Yeah, that's I don't believe in anything. I don't
Speaker 1: have any fucking allegiances. I I don't care about anybody.
Speaker 1: I can't feel shit. I'm amazing.
Speaker 4: Scatting in the Holy Ghost as the Abys takes, he wrote,
Speaker 4: and he says was taught to believe in actually.
Speaker 5: Kind of scatting in the it's actually somewhat relevant. Was
Speaker 5: taught to believe in, believe demons were real, and how
Speaker 5: to speak in tongues as a child. But now I
Speaker 5: don't believe. I don't even believe God exists. What do
Speaker 5: I do now? I don't write fiction or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, start a new religion. Yeah, be a writer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, be writer actually, because I feel like a lot
Speaker 4: of this stuff is cool for stories.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just like just fucking make a story.
Speaker 3: The tongues one's wild to me because that was just
Speaker 3: dudes just tripping on gas. It was literally just scatman
Speaker 3: sat literally is what scatman does.
Speaker 1: It seems very true speaking tongue before, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is the dumbest fucking thing ever I was. I
Speaker 1: was so unimpressed.
Speaker 5: There is because you know, you can just do that mpressed.
Speaker 3: There's not one person like if you ask them if
Speaker 3: you wanted to say hello in tongues, you know, there's
Speaker 3: not one.
Speaker 1: There is not there is not a mapped out language.
Speaker 3: Like it's stupid that this is such an important thing
Speaker 3: to some people, but like Klingon is more of a serious.
Speaker 1: Language, you know, what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, actually, like it's kind of like it's it's a
Speaker 3: it's annoying, it's it's.
Speaker 4: Really stupid too, because you have to imagine that like
Speaker 4: the first incarnation of this was probably what like somebody
Speaker 4: with rabies who was genuinely losing their mind. It was
Speaker 4: like somebody who had for somebody had a stroke and
Speaker 4: like the I don't even know the year minus twelve
Speaker 4: and they started babbling incoherently and they were like.
Speaker 5: The twelve years I don't know, BC, sir, Yeah, BC,
Speaker 5: what do you mean.
Speaker 1: Before cock or before and before Christ? No, before cock?
Speaker 1: For Christ, people didn't have cocks before Jesus. Yeah, day dude,
Speaker 1: completely the.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was all immaculate conception in all of it.
Speaker 3: And then after he was the last one and then
Speaker 3: everyone had cock. So we don't have to do that anymore.
Speaker 3: We can actually oh yeah, God was like you guys,
Speaker 3: can it feels awesome? Yeah, I've been tired. I've been
Speaker 3: doing it to everyone, so like you guys, I'm finally
Speaker 3: gonna that's fun now.
Speaker 5: But no, yeah, like the out of the planet, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think like you know that that's probably like the
Speaker 4: root of it is this somebody like going insane. We're
Speaker 4: just like literally having a stroke and like forgetting how
Speaker 4: to speak. And they're like, oh my god, the devil's
Speaker 4: taking and it's like, no, he's sick and needs help.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They're probably some somebody important too. Yeah.
Speaker 5: And then there was just like, oh, this is like
Speaker 5: a king's uncle.
Speaker 3: This is the thing we should all do. The sky
Speaker 3: go quiet.
Speaker 5: It's like, OK, Wow, it's so fucking easy.
Speaker 1: That's it. I think that ship she literally just did it.
Speaker 5: That's there's so many of the audience.
Speaker 3: Crying right now they shut up the podcast that they
Speaker 3: break their phone.
Speaker 1: It bothers me so much as I used to be
Speaker 1: so scared of that ship, and now I'm just like, what, dude,
Speaker 1: I don't I'm just feel.
Speaker 5: Scared of that.
Speaker 1: I feel so dumb. That's she used to scare the
Speaker 1: funk I was. Now I'm just like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: because I think metaphysics there is I think, well, no,
Speaker 1: just like Demonologist like that just scared of me. Then
Speaker 1: I'm just like, this ship is so fun.
Speaker 4: Demono was just cool like to me, Like the thing
Speaker 4: that scared me was that I didn't believe anything, but
Speaker 4: I thought it was possible that Hell could be real,
Speaker 4: and that was the thing that freaked me out because
Speaker 4: I was just like, well, what the fuck does that mean?
Speaker 5: Like I don't know what any of this means.
Speaker 1: I didn't that didn't it was too fantastical.
Speaker 3: And I also thought it was I feel like my
Speaker 3: brain was kind of onto it really early that I
Speaker 3: was like, how come there is infinant descriptions of all
Speaker 3: the layers and rings of Hell and then there is
Speaker 3: no actual real.
Speaker 1: Descriptions of Heaven.
Speaker 3: I was just like, this is stupid, Like if you
Speaker 3: like it's it's vague cloud bullshit and a gait and
Speaker 3: there's literally nothing, but they will tell you in detail.
Speaker 3: And I know that's what I figured this out early
Speaker 3: that I'm like, this is they're just scaring you.
Speaker 1: There is every.
Speaker 3: Detail ever about fucking Hell, all the rings and how
Speaker 3: it's all tied to all these sins and all, and
Speaker 3: then literally no nothing.
Speaker 4: For I think it was probably literally like maybe eight
Speaker 4: or nine where I was just like, I don't know,
Speaker 4: I don't know about this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, really it.
Speaker 1: Was more of just like this is I stopped really
Speaker 1: believing when I was in like my teen to stop
Speaker 1: like really like yeah, I just kind of was like
Speaker 1: the people I love, like people I care about, like
Speaker 1: really believing this ship. Even my grandmother was kind of
Speaker 1: like I respect that. That's that's how I felt.
Speaker 4: But then like my mom would be like I would
Speaker 4: come home from Catholic school and she'd be like, I
Speaker 4: think there were moments where I remember like talking about
Speaker 4: like I don't know religion class and like science classes
Speaker 4: and like, okay, well just say you know, you don't
Speaker 4: have to believe any of that.
Speaker 5: And I remember being like, oh do we care? Do
Speaker 5: we not care?
Speaker 1: I guess it was weird because like I would always
Speaker 1: aim like, was that a good school? Like it was
Speaker 1: a pretty good school.
Speaker 4: Like they didn't like they didn't they taught like religion
Speaker 4: as like religion like, and then they taught they had
Speaker 4: like science, like we learned like Big Bang theory and
Speaker 4: all that stuff and proper interesting. It was in New
Speaker 4: York Catholic school, you know what I mean. It's not
Speaker 4: like Mississippi where they're gonna be like and.
Speaker 5: Then a donkey fucked a horse and then uh, nothing
Speaker 5: happened because the evolution don't work.
Speaker 1: There's no dinosaurs land before ship. Yeah, but yeah, we
Speaker 1: would have conversations about that. I'd be like, okay, and
Speaker 1: why what is Like why because my grandmother was doctor,
Speaker 1: so I'm like, well, this is a science thing. She'd
Speaker 1: be like, well, yeah, I feel like those things aren't
Speaker 1: exactly mitually excuses to each other. But I think there's
Speaker 1: things we can prove and there's things we take on faith.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, yeah, so do I have
Speaker 1: to keep going there? She was like, you don't have
Speaker 1: to go if you don't want to it. I was
Speaker 1: like bet. And then I spent my fucking weekends hanging
Speaker 1: out with my friends and doing should I wanted.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was kind of excited to step going to charge.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 5: That was like the most that was the most liberating.
Speaker 5: It was so liberating.
Speaker 1: My mom didn't go.
Speaker 3: My mom's very religious, but she never because she follows
Speaker 3: like the you know, some of the scripture pretty closely
Speaker 3: at times, and so the idea of church and all
Speaker 3: that stuff.
Speaker 1: She was just like, I'm really not into this. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I don't like you see what it is?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, there's also but then you have to contain
Speaker 3: with God really not liking with not.
Speaker 5: Really, That's what I was like, It's a kind of
Speaker 5: distance whatever.
Speaker 1: That's what I was. That's why my siter was like
Speaker 1: never because I didn't know my sister was queer about
Speaker 1: she's s's bisexual. I think, whatever, yeah, whatever, But she
Speaker 1: was just like I was. I remember her like never
Speaker 1: wanted to go to church, and I was like, why
Speaker 1: she never want to go to church? I don't know
Speaker 1: these niggas And I was like, I don't know why.
Speaker 1: She remember when she like finally told me, I was like, bitch,
Speaker 1: I know you were gay like years ago. My nigga,
Speaker 1: you're like your your best friend's a girl who looks
Speaker 1: like DMX. What the fuck? Like, what the fuck the
Speaker 1: fuck is like? She was like like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: is in Damn?
Speaker 5: That is inconceited.
Speaker 3: It's hard.
Speaker 1: It's really conceivable. Like, nigga, you're gay. It's fine. I
Speaker 1: remember we had that top when I was like maybe
Speaker 1: like seventeen, and I was like, yeah, I'm aware, dude,
Speaker 1: Yeah damn what I am from Jason Track go a sleep.
Speaker 5: Walmart Brand wrote in well the Walmart band itself, thank you,
Speaker 5: thank you.
Speaker 4: You should definitely up your fucking donation tier. I know, Walmart, Damn,
Speaker 4: we'll make it.
Speaker 5: We'll make a two million dollar tier just for you.
Speaker 4: Oh man, I know this is a tired or a
Speaker 4: tried topic. But what cartoon slash fictional characters were at
Speaker 4: Diddy's freak coughs? What were they doing and what were
Speaker 4: they doing there?
Speaker 1: Okay, so we got animated link absolutely.
Speaker 4: Animated from the show. Remember we watched that at your
Speaker 4: dad house recently? Weird that was like the original eighties
Speaker 4: cartoon for Legend is Elda? Did you ever see that? No, no,
Speaker 4: this is real.
Speaker 5: We're not making us up. He's got like that line
Speaker 5: where he's like, well, excuse me, princess, and he's.
Speaker 1: Always like weirdly sexual aggressive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for oh, you's all a thing that came out
Speaker 3: on the CDI right, no, no, it looks a lot
Speaker 3: like that, but it was a show.
Speaker 1: It was an actual show.
Speaker 4: It was like the Super Mario brother The Super Show
Speaker 4: is around that the same time where they were doing
Speaker 4: like these those weird like cartoons.
Speaker 3: It was a every Well that show came out in
Speaker 3: the nineties though, right that was later. Yeah, I think
Speaker 3: it did, at least I watched it in the nineties.
Speaker 1: It looked like the fucking Ninja Turtle show.
Speaker 3: Uh, evil fighting something fighting Robots and Mega Man.
Speaker 1: I think it's like super fighting robots.
Speaker 3: Super fighting robots and that's that's like a South Park
Speaker 3: like fighting a lot.
Speaker 1: It's probably where they got it from Mega Man. That
Speaker 1: show sucked none of those moments from it, though. I
Speaker 1: like this show over, but I think that moment.
Speaker 3: Is so doctor Light is fucking like hypnotized and he's
Speaker 3: all like this and then roles like trying to reason
Speaker 3: with him and just tosses role. My favorite, like, I
Speaker 3: use I send that to a lot of women on Twitter.
Speaker 3: You know, when they would just say something stupid you
Speaker 3: you was implied that you wanted to toss them.
Speaker 1: Those were good. Pushing somebody over is genuinely just it's
Speaker 1: very disrespectful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my favorite cartoon of that stuff, like it was
Speaker 4: like a Sonic show. It was like a Sonic TV show.
Speaker 4: I don't remember which cartoon because I think there's a
Speaker 4: couple of cartoons now, but I don't even like Knuckles
Speaker 4: is falling off a cliff. He's like teetering, and Sonic
Speaker 4: is like.
Speaker 5: Need hand huh, And it's it's it's the most awkward
Speaker 5: fucking voice. It's the one with Jul White and it's
Speaker 5: everything is wrong. Like his hand, his hand is, his
Speaker 5: hand is fifty times bigger than he is. Knuckles is
Speaker 5: like fits in his palm.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 5: Then I'll pull it up, talk about it is the
Speaker 5: craziest fucking Look it up right now. You know what
Speaker 5: I'm talking about, right, need hand man.
Speaker 1: It's so fucking.
Speaker 5: Awkward, super Negro robots. But I think Sonic's probably at
Speaker 5: the at the Dinny party.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 3: I know someone who's gonna be there and they're gonna
Speaker 3: get absolutely no play because that is his his his
Speaker 3: plight Johnny Bravo.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, Like, oh, there's gonna be easy.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm definitely gonna score, like you know, everybody
Speaker 3: fucks there, but like not him.
Speaker 1: Not dude.
Speaker 5: Look at this fucking look at this clip.
Speaker 1: Giant hand, Look at one.
Speaker 5: Have you never seen that? Have you never seen that clip?
Speaker 5: He's first of all, his hand expands like crazy, and
Speaker 5: then knuckles he's the same height, and then knuckles shrinks
Speaker 5: at least two times, like two entire time smaller.
Speaker 1: What is that clip called?
Speaker 5: It's just Sonic need Sonic need a hand. You can
Speaker 5: look it up.
Speaker 3: There's what's interesting that it's animated yeah, so that was
Speaker 3: done on purpose.
Speaker 5: Like it wasn't even like, oh, it just looks weird
Speaker 5: on camera the way we shot it. It's like, no,
Speaker 5: they drew it this, but it's clearly an animation era.
Speaker 4: They were clearly like throwing these things overseas to get animated,
Speaker 4: and then the storyboards were probably like very unclear, and
Speaker 4: so the Korean animation studio or whatever the fuck they were,
Speaker 4: you know, whoever was animating it, were like, what the.
Speaker 5: Fuck do we do with this?
Speaker 1: That happens a lot.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of animation eras in like even in
Speaker 5: VADERSIM has weird.
Speaker 1: To think that Korea was a place in the eighties,
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, it's weird, weird. Like I found out
Speaker 1: about Korea when I was like, maybe, like eleven, that's
Speaker 1: that's actually insane.
Speaker 4: But I guess you have no reason too because k
Speaker 4: pop isn't huge back then.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that there was nothing really going on.
Speaker 1: I knew there was.
Speaker 5: I know about China because of how much like it was, like, well,
Speaker 5: it would be on the bottom of all of our toys,
Speaker 5: So yeah, about China. But I was like, oh, I
Speaker 5: watched like Jackie Chan advendors and like fucking kung ful
Speaker 5: Flax is obviously my black man from New York. It
Speaker 5: was born in the nineties, so I saw all that
Speaker 5: fucking shit and I was like, there's another there from
Speaker 5: other places? Yeah, what, Like the fuck are you on
Speaker 5: right now?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 5: Cool, dude? My favorite animation?
Speaker 1: Where's Jackie Chan Adventures? Now you go, I'll go.
Speaker 4: My favorite animation mistake. It was like there's a scene
Speaker 4: inn Invader Zim where they have a giant.
Speaker 1: You are right, yeah, just my knees a little flat.
Speaker 5: Everybody was looking. Everybody's you both you look specifically down.
Speaker 5: It was like a raccoon or something.
Speaker 4: But they have this there's an episode of Invader Zim
Speaker 4: where there's like they I think the premise is like
Speaker 4: they have a class hamster and then they grow it
Speaker 4: like by accident to like a monster and it's like Godzilla.
Speaker 4: And I think in the storyboards they had like, oh yeah,
Speaker 4: and the fucking the fucking uh you know, the hamsters
Speaker 4: like tearing through the street and they have him walking
Speaker 4: through the street and it's supposed to be like a
Speaker 4: Godzilla thing, but then when the animation came back, he
Speaker 4: was like moving with like a swagger, so they just
Speaker 4: put like funk music underneath it and it works so well.
Speaker 1: They made a little song and it's so good. You
Speaker 1: walking like the men in black intro? Yeah, kind of.
Speaker 4: Actually it is very much black. It is very much
Speaker 4: the bended black intro like struts.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 3: No, it's not that song though it's boom boom, but
Speaker 3: the animated show, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And then sucking.
Speaker 3: Their shoulders are essentially separating from their chest somehow their
Speaker 3: their shoulders are moving, but also their arms aren't moving.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense at all. You guys can
Speaker 1: look it up.
Speaker 5: It's called because his name is Ultra Peep Ultra, come on,
Speaker 5: this is what?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was such a ridiculous walk.
Speaker 5: He's like, he's really.
Speaker 1: I just love the fact that like they literally there's
Speaker 1: some West Coast ship.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 1: He's just like they meant to be.
Speaker 3: Like keep a gangst dog, keep it gainst it, keep
Speaker 3: it so good, keep it out to the West coast.
Speaker 1: Man, y'all. I want to thank you. Oh, I want
Speaker 1: to thank you. Y'all. Hear man, y'all, hear you exists? Man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you think mister crab said the freak off or now.
Speaker 1: He he would he would sponsor it.
Speaker 4: Sponsor he has like there's like a booth with Krusty
Speaker 4: Krabby patties totally like I said, like a pop up
Speaker 4: one thousand there watching people getting tossing to be here.
Speaker 3: He's just watching so many fucking roofies, just just making
Speaker 3: it every drink.
Speaker 1: And he's like, make sure what he's air breaker.
Speaker 4: I don't really think I have a simg nuity to
Speaker 4: help with these people, but I don't care.
Speaker 1: Some guys getting mills, getting tag team and he's wailings.
Speaker 5: That make mail.
Speaker 1: Looks like something.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry you got a score that I anticipated. You
Speaker 5: gotta help me.
Speaker 1: Squidward, No, I.
Speaker 5: Don't think I will.
Speaker 2: Like that.
Speaker 1: I don't think i'll help you. I'll think I'll just
Speaker 1: stay here and ignore your screen. I help your anal
Speaker 1: integrity is up to the challenge and walk with the
Speaker 1: anal rain crazy.
Speaker 4: That was one of the funniest things about Squidwards to me.
Speaker 4: It was just like the animation detail on him when
Speaker 4: he would laugh, It's like it cracked me up. It's
Speaker 4: the fact that he would go nearly asthmatic every time
Speaker 4: he breathed, Oh my god.
Speaker 5: And rufies canned rufies. They have it, canned fence and all.
Speaker 1: This place is great punch.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I need that photoshopped it says canned
Speaker 3: fence and all on the.
Speaker 1: I need it.
Speaker 5: I need it. YouTube pooped to where it's like can't
Speaker 5: fen you know what I mean, like that like the
Speaker 5: qude making sound. Yeah, I prefer like I want that.
Speaker 4: I don't want like I know you could do like
Speaker 4: the AI fucking voice and make him just say f
Speaker 4: I want.
Speaker 5: The artistry of the chop up.
Speaker 3: The sentence mixing is a beautiful art that no AI
Speaker 3: will never.
Speaker 4: That's the majority of the art of YouTube poops for me,
Speaker 4: is the sentence mixing.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 3: That's it's so good. I me and Jojo were just
Speaker 3: watching all the brager ones the other day. They're so
Speaker 3: fucking I know I mentioned that in the last time,
Speaker 3: but it's there's just a wealth of content from that guy.
Speaker 1: It makes no sense that, like you, how.
Speaker 3: Do you keep saying things that like have like like
Speaker 3: actual it's not even mixing him up to say some
Speaker 3: fucked up things like like the murder and killing all
Speaker 3: that ship. Like he just talks about these certain subjects
Speaker 3: and I'm like bro, you don't you're too old to
Speaker 3: understand the internet. You don't understand what you're doing. You
Speaker 3: need to change the way you talk.
Speaker 5: You do kind of.
Speaker 1: That's so blunt.
Speaker 5: You got to fix yourself. You're not compatible with this world.
Speaker 1: He's not, and he's on his way out.
Speaker 5: I guess, yeah, we haven't heard anything about him. He's
Speaker 5: probably like a oh Pranger, you dead good.
Speaker 1: I can't do a good squeaker. I think Old Spidward's
Speaker 1: voice is so fucking funny because it's so snarky.
Speaker 5: Like he's in one so depressed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, I really don't want to be here, guys,
Speaker 1: I don't like being alive. I don't like people. I
Speaker 1: don't like the sun, like the sun, not only.
Speaker 5: Want they're in a pretty shallow environment. Aren't they to
Speaker 5: get sunlight?
Speaker 4: I didn't think about this until recently, but like there
Speaker 4: must be like their sea level is pretty.
Speaker 5: High, their ground level.
Speaker 1: A few times they did. But then there's also people
Speaker 1: on the boats fishing. Remember when they played hooky.
Speaker 3: And uh it was the guy I like where you
Speaker 3: know they would jump off at the last minute and
Speaker 3: then they would cut to uh, the guys in the
Speaker 3: boats like frustrated because they're not getting any catches. One
Speaker 3: dude has his like hat off and he's like scratching
Speaker 3: his head like fuck.
Speaker 1: I was just like were they live action or were
Speaker 1: they like weird? They were live action the people, but
Speaker 1: were they.
Speaker 4: Like video live action because I remember like this one
Speaker 4: where they did like a weird kind of screen shot.
Speaker 4: Like there's an episode where, uh, SpongeBob unravels the universe.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that episode.
Speaker 5: Where he like pulls on a thread and it like unraveling.
Speaker 5: It's very weird.
Speaker 4: It might be later, but he unravels like when the
Speaker 4: fishing boat guy, but he it's a real guy.
Speaker 5: But it's like still images. It's like it's weird.
Speaker 4: It's it's it's funny, and it's it looks good, but
Speaker 4: it's not video. It's not like the gorilla, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean, Like he shows up in that fun
Speaker 4: I got that episode on VHS is a gift, and
Speaker 4: I had no like I watched SpongeBob reasonably.
Speaker 1: That episode is insane.
Speaker 4: Yeah, where there's a gorilla or like there's like a
Speaker 4: gorilla and then he turns out to be like a
Speaker 4: horse or something and they're live.
Speaker 3: People rides out. He rides off into the sunset.
Speaker 5: Or on a costume horse.
Speaker 1: It was a costume Yeah, you're right. And doesn't he
Speaker 1: start speaking or something like.
Speaker 5: It's like I gotta get the hell out of something. Yeah,
Speaker 5: And it's like Patrick, he rips himself open and he's Patrick,
Speaker 5: and then Pat and then Patrick GRIBs.
Speaker 1: Himself open and he's the Gorilla something like that. That
Speaker 1: episode is a trip. That is like they were on crack.
Speaker 3: It's been a while. I watched a lot of this
Speaker 3: munch By episodes during the pandemic. Yeah, because I had
Speaker 3: nothing else.
Speaker 5: They're good, all right.
Speaker 4: He carries a farmer in the gap in his teeth,
Speaker 4: throw it in, says what's up? Professor Dad, Philip Seymour
Speaker 4: Johnson and Derek I was I don't know if I
Speaker 4: was just.
Speaker 5: I was not just. I was conceived on nine to
Speaker 5: eleven and was therefore born before born in two thousand
Speaker 5: and two, making me twenty two at the time of writing. Yes,
Speaker 5: I hope you feel ancient as no.
Speaker 3: That.
Speaker 5: For a while that freaked me out, but now it's
Speaker 5: just like, yeah, I'm thirty one, Like it's yeah, I
Speaker 5: get it.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of people with human capability who were
Speaker 4: born after me. But anyway, he says, as a result,
Speaker 4: I've missed out on the PS two and Xbox generation.
Speaker 4: I bought an original Xbox a while ago to play
Speaker 4: Halo C and Halo two on original hardware, and I
Speaker 4: plan on buying a PS two for MGS two Shot
Speaker 4: of the Colossus and Spider Man, Spiro and Crash Bandicoot.
Speaker 4: What other games should I get from that era that
Speaker 4: you guys like, is.
Speaker 1: It Pissed two? Well, you got a lot of the
Speaker 1: bases covered. Honestly, I would say Kingdom Hearts. I would say,
Speaker 1: do you know, it depends on the kind of person
Speaker 1: you are.
Speaker 3: If you're specifically trying to play on that old hardware,
Speaker 3: because I mean, there's some games that are on Steam
Speaker 3: now that uh that you know. I don't see why
Speaker 3: not especially, but if you're specifically just trying to go
Speaker 3: play those, I imagine you played the original RESONU before. Oh,
Speaker 3: that'd be a good one that I would say play.
Speaker 3: Uh they'll cry three. Uh, you don't need to play
Speaker 3: the other ones. The first one's kind of the second
Speaker 3: one is fucking they took out the fuck it to
Speaker 3: your ebony and Ivory, like the guns you can't even
Speaker 3: do the faster shoot. That was like the selling point.
Speaker 3: The faster you push a square, the faster you'll shoot.
Speaker 3: And then they took it out of the second one
Speaker 3: and just gave you a submachine gun, and everyone was like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck is this?
Speaker 4: The one is fucking fair Reasonable four is a great, greatful.
Speaker 1: I love that game.
Speaker 5: It depends on what you're kind of looking for.
Speaker 4: There there are I still would argue as a party game,
Speaker 4: I still would argue, dude, like Fusion Frenzy for the
Speaker 4: original Xbox is so fucking fun.
Speaker 1: That game is specifically twisted.
Speaker 5: Twisted system makes that game worth it by itself.
Speaker 1: I think the system is really good, and I think
Speaker 1: the the the d d R thing like the when
Speaker 1: we pressed the bunch. Yeah, yeah, it's fun fun. I
Speaker 1: don't think the rest of that game is very good.
Speaker 1: I think there's like four good mini games in that game.
Speaker 4: There's I don't think you're wrong necessarily, but I think
Speaker 4: those four mini games that are good.
Speaker 5: Are really good. Yeah, Samson, Samson, I don't know that
Speaker 5: that's the soundtrack of that game is pretty pretty dope too,
Speaker 5: to be honest.
Speaker 4: So, like I think that's a fun party game, but like,
Speaker 4: I don't know if you're if you're more into single
Speaker 4: player stuff, the Orison before Don't We Cry?
Speaker 5: Uh not Kingdom Hearts, I.
Speaker 1: Think, I think, I think one in two A games.
Speaker 1: I just think that, like you.
Speaker 4: Know, Okami, Okami is one that you should probably check out.
Speaker 4: I don't say that based on like a personal recommendation,
Speaker 4: because I even I haven't played Okami, but the fact
Speaker 4: that they're bringing that game back in any or like
Speaker 4: they're doing a sequel, like what twenty something years shen.
Speaker 5: Moo No, no, what Shen move?
Speaker 1: She moves fucking terrible.
Speaker 5: Shen Move is horrible.
Speaker 1: It's uh it to get into it.
Speaker 3: I really tried to get into Shen Move, especially one
Speaker 3: of my friends was so obsessed with it. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: he like sold it really hard. But every time I
Speaker 3: try to play it, I was like, bro. And then
Speaker 3: especially I don't know if if it was a me problem,
Speaker 3: but I couldn't like speed up the time. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: like oh you have to meet at a certain time,
Speaker 3: and I'm like I actually had.
Speaker 1: To wait and I was like is this this can't
Speaker 1: be right. It's like I got shit to do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, I would say, if you've got an original Xbox,
Speaker 4: check out Fable the first. A lot of people were like,
Speaker 4: I like Fable two personally more, but Fable one has
Speaker 4: its merits.
Speaker 5: There's also, like I think there's like one called Lost
Speaker 5: Episodes that has like it's like an early example of
Speaker 5: like DLC being packaged in. So maybe that's the best one.
Speaker 4: I don't know, but Rachlan Clank, Rechend Clank, Jackie Baxter,
Speaker 4: Sly Cooper.
Speaker 3: If you can get your hands on def Jam five
Speaker 3: for New York, that is a beautiful experience.
Speaker 5: I never played five for New York. I played. I
Speaker 5: played Vendetta.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, Snoop Dogg be in the final Boss is crazy.
Speaker 1: It's so funny.
Speaker 5: I like Vedeta.
Speaker 3: He has like fifty more pounds than he should. He's
Speaker 3: like he's still thinner and everybody.
Speaker 1: Still thinner, but like he's still way bigger than he should.
Speaker 5: They made him a tank.
Speaker 3: He's like, he's just a pink tank comparatively to how
Speaker 3: he's in real life.
Speaker 1: Right like he's I was like, oh, he has a muscle.
Speaker 3: A lot of but he's still way smaller than every
Speaker 3: because everybody else is a lot bigger too.
Speaker 1: Of course he's doing all this martial arts jump around
Speaker 1: a special he walks up your chest and kicks in
Speaker 1: a phase three times. That game.
Speaker 3: What the five for New York is? It's it's fan
Speaker 3: Dead on steroids. It's it's the perfect sequel. It's like
Speaker 3: everything you wanted. It's like, oh, they just improved.
Speaker 1: On its two as well as is it?
Speaker 5: Yeah I've never played fifty, but no, I.
Speaker 1: Played that game. Is way better as you right to be?
Speaker 1: Is it way like way better than that game should be.
Speaker 1: My friend got in, I was like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: is actually a cool game? Interested Marvel Ultimate Alliance? That two? Yeah? Really?
Speaker 1: I would no, no, no two? Is it? One?
Speaker 3: Is?
Speaker 1: One? Is just one?
Speaker 4: I would say, if you're gonna play Marvel Ultimate Alliance,
Speaker 4: get the newer one. Like, if you can't, like, get
Speaker 4: play the you know, play the three sixty version.
Speaker 5: Not that the pscos probably work. I just imagined that.
Speaker 4: It must be because that's one of those rare instances
Speaker 4: back then where like I think the games were the same.
Speaker 4: I don't think they were like a different. I think
Speaker 4: it's just like literally just Mega pair down. So I
Speaker 4: would say, like, dude, yeah, Marvel Ultimate A Lines is
Speaker 4: definitely like a no skip in my I loved that
Speaker 4: game so so much.
Speaker 1: Dude, was its Rise of the Imperfect. The game was
Speaker 1: mad fun.
Speaker 5: So I liked that game, but it wasn't beat that game.
Speaker 1: I remember we talked about this forever ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I turned, I got mad, and now I
Speaker 3: wonder if I would still have the same problem.
Speaker 1: Maybe I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: But there was a level where you're iron Man and
Speaker 3: you couldn't beat hit. The iron Man was all fucked
Speaker 3: up and injured, and so we had to fight all
Speaker 3: those aliens and you literally could not be hit. And
Speaker 3: I remember having a problem beating it to the point
Speaker 3: where I don't know how many times I tried. It
Speaker 3: probably wasn't many because I wasn't so invested, but I
Speaker 3: was just like fuck this and I never I just
Speaker 3: put it down.
Speaker 5: I had a good time with that. The game is
Speaker 5: like far from perfect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember like having a where were you? I think
Speaker 1: you were? You could be.
Speaker 3: Uh Grim right Grim? Yeah, but like I can't remember
Speaker 3: the thing I could remember his name. I was like
Speaker 3: the thing, I remember his actual name?
Speaker 1: Venom you had uh You can play as Ben Grim
Speaker 1: because iron Man, Spider man, I remember Captain America. I
Speaker 1: think probably not Captain America. I don't remember him being
Speaker 1: in the game, but I don't. I just don't remember
Speaker 1: the New York guys, like the really New York guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah to play is Electra.
Speaker 4: I remember Johnny Om being like somebody that I really liked.
Speaker 4: I don't really, I don't remember specific like this guy Energy,
Speaker 4: the guy with like electric around him.
Speaker 1: Dude, he was like my he was like my go
Speaker 1: to pick. That wasn't Spider Man.
Speaker 3: But I would like to play it again because I
Speaker 3: do want to go back to that level and see like, oh,
Speaker 3: maybe I was just tribbing and it's not that hard.
Speaker 4: That game is busted though, by that game is not
Speaker 4: because like that's not balanced at all, because I remember.
Speaker 1: Remember the multiplayer when you play with your friends, Dude,
Speaker 1: I would throw you up stage all the time.
Speaker 4: I would there's a there's a Spider Man move where
Speaker 4: if you web somebody, you just throw them directly down.
Speaker 4: And I would always play on the bridge and I
Speaker 4: just go to the corner and just throw them directly
Speaker 4: into the water.
Speaker 5: And then they just couldn't they just couldn't do anything.
Speaker 1: It was so fucked and then Ben grab people and
Speaker 1: you would just throw them off, and I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is so stupid.
Speaker 5: Yeah, good time. That was a weird game.
Speaker 1: There's a lot like, dude, and the we're probably not
Speaker 1: even mentioning all of it. There's probably so much we're
Speaker 1: not even The service was so many video games, dude,
Speaker 1: he already said he he already said, so many importants.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you did miss that generation, maybe Guitar Hero
Speaker 4: because Guitar Guitar Hero two is dope.
Speaker 1: Really, I thought three was a good one.
Speaker 3: Three three is good, but two special like number one
Speaker 3: didn't hit nearly as hard as too. Yeah, two was
Speaker 3: the breakout for it. That's when I got That's when
Speaker 3: I got involved. I was like this, okay, plays fucking
Speaker 3: had a I had mother on it. Uh fucking had
Speaker 3: a from Danzig. Fucking I think that was the one
Speaker 3: that had got that late to rest by dude, I'm
Speaker 3: having a brain aneurysm right now. It's okay, I'm just
Speaker 3: like not remember speaking tongues lamb of God. It was
Speaker 3: even though it was the thing that was interesting about
Speaker 3: is some of the like I think they couldn't clear
Speaker 3: some of the licensing, so then they put covers on
Speaker 3: it and we're fucking awful, really, but it reminds me
Speaker 3: of like just a good like I was like, all
Speaker 3: those are the good old days, Like remember that shitty
Speaker 3: version of a Lamb of God song. It's the guy
Speaker 3: screaming sounds like fucking like there's cocks in his mouth
Speaker 3: that it's so bad. As a matter of fact, I
Speaker 3: need to look that up before I forget.
Speaker 5: It had dead by my Chemical Romance. Can't you hear
Speaker 5: me knocking?
Speaker 4: Uh beast in the Harlot bad reputation Hangar eighteen.
Speaker 5: I loved Hangar eighteen.
Speaker 3: I love the songs. My favorite Megadox song actually the
Speaker 3: only the megative song, actually.
Speaker 4: The only MEGANI song on my playlist personally, and it's
Speaker 4: literally because of guitar Hero obviously, free Bird Crazy on you,
Speaker 4: crazy fucking heart shaped box Dude is a killer killing
Speaker 4: in the name Ye message in the bottle Monkey wrench,
Speaker 4: Uh dude, it's good shout at the devil, Shout at
Speaker 4: the devil, shout, sweet child of Mine.
Speaker 5: Obviously I think they had. There was one called Soy
Speaker 5: Something Soy Bomb song.
Speaker 1: I like, Carry Me Home by this unknown band called
Speaker 1: The Living End. The Living end. Yeah that I really
Speaker 1: like that song was really fun to play.
Speaker 2: Like that.
Speaker 5: Pigs So they got me why y Z?
Speaker 1: Why y Z? Actually, du Why y Z is what
Speaker 1: actually got.
Speaker 3: Me to start listening to Rush really because all the
Speaker 3: other songs I would I kind of agree. I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't really care about Tom Sawyer. Like I would
Speaker 3: hear Tom Sawyer light then and then and.
Speaker 1: Then and then and then, and that.
Speaker 3: Song is fine, okay, But like I heard why Z,
Speaker 3: I was like, this is fucking I didn't know they
Speaker 3: were that progressive, Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a fucking sick song. That is It's way
Speaker 1: better than what is that Tom Sawyer. I kind of
Speaker 1: hate Tom Sawyer.
Speaker 5: I don't know if it's I don't know if it's
Speaker 5: because like I've heard it too many times. Shut the
Speaker 5: funk up. Nobody cares about Tom Sawyer, not even a
Speaker 5: little bit. This isn't a fucking library, you dumb nerd up.
Speaker 1: No one cares about Tom Sawyer.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Yeah, I I totally agree with you.
Speaker 3: It's played out, it.
Speaker 5: Has played out. It's it's I'm sure it's what.
Speaker 1: I'm sure. I'm sure, I'm sure it sucks. Rushes of
Speaker 1: they have a lot. They have a lot of variety.
Speaker 3: Milperk is a fucking fantastic drummer, and uh yeah, so
Speaker 3: they guitar hero man crazy that they got me into
Speaker 3: the rush.
Speaker 5: All right, let's see, but.
Speaker 1: I remember followed Troy heavy from that. That's follow Troy from.
Speaker 5: Because they weren't in two. So yeah, it must be
Speaker 5: three because it wasn't one.
Speaker 4: One had like I don't even know the theme song
Speaker 4: to Power Rangers, and maybe that's it.
Speaker 5: I don't I don't even know. I didn't play guitar one.
Speaker 1: I didn't play Yeah, it's just played three.
Speaker 5: I wonder what three was.
Speaker 3: I played three a lot too. That's when you get
Speaker 3: into that battle with the devil at the end.
Speaker 5: I think three had savior it did man right? Is
Speaker 5: that the one man Man Man Man, No prayer, the refuge?
Speaker 1: I think is that the one the man?
Speaker 5: I don't know the songs that guitar here one set list.
Speaker 1: I'm really don't suck me off. Now, that's that's savor
Speaker 1: starts the guitar going.
Speaker 5: That doesn't sound familiar to me.
Speaker 1: The beginning of the song is that one riffle the guitar.
Speaker 5: Is going from the beginning of the song is him
Speaker 5: talking and then.
Speaker 1: Wait, no, it's not Savior. That's different. You're talking about
Speaker 1: the song that goes like something, do we get that's Savior.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of something different. Yeah, I'm not talking about
Speaker 1: that Savior.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm talking about the one that's on the one
Speaker 3: you said that's on guitar and it starts off with
Speaker 3: the guitar going nana, nana.
Speaker 1: They say it's just two chords.
Speaker 5: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: You're you're the guy, you know what.
Speaker 5: That's Savior.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about Savior.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about a different song that was on Guitar Hero, right,
Speaker 3: I don't know, Yeah, okay, yeah, I was just like,
Speaker 3: that was my second guest to be fair say that
Speaker 3: well me doing the riff, I was like, but it's
Speaker 3: like the iconic rift.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, derives against so much.
Speaker 5: One now the Guitario one set list, Ace of Spades.
Speaker 5: Of course, I think.
Speaker 1: It's it's I understand it. It is it is. It
Speaker 1: is overplay the son, but it's so it's a good
Speaker 1: He sounds like he's smoking a baby.
Speaker 5: It's insane.
Speaker 6: It's so crazy that song that song tell me, really me,
Speaker 6: he's he sounds like he sounds like he's evolving.
Speaker 4: Says he's taking a ship at the dentist while he's
Speaker 4: being worked out.
Speaker 5: Okay, so at that bark bark at the moon. Uh
Speaker 5: co cheese from Audio Slave, What is that? Cochese? I
Speaker 5: don't know. Cowboys from hell?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Crossroads Fat Lip Crossroads by cream Oh.
Speaker 3: I was liking fucking bone thugs. I was like, wait
Speaker 3: a minute, now you see you at the cross roads.
Speaker 3: No guitar, fat lip, fat lip?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be good. Franket signed by the Edgar
Speaker 5: Winter Group. I don't even know what that is. Godzilla
Speaker 5: by Blue Oyster Cult, A Heart full of Black, Hey
Speaker 5: you higher Ground. I love rock and roll, of course.
Speaker 5: I love jone Jet.
Speaker 4: I hate that song. I want to be sedated infected
Speaker 4: by bad religion.
Speaker 1: That's weird.
Speaker 5: That's a weird bad religion.
Speaker 1: Pull this just pulls it up, you stupid get out of.
Speaker 5: Shut it off. We're gonna get claimed.
Speaker 4: Iron Man Killer Queen. More than a feeling iron Man
Speaker 4: was on it. Yeah, it's not a bad set. Ziggy
Speaker 4: start us at the end.
Speaker 5: It's good.
Speaker 1: It's okay, it's fine.
Speaker 3: Two was better for sure, looking for Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, I forgot about that. You don't remember that, kids,
Speaker 1: I forgot remember that. I could have gotten my entire
Speaker 1: life with that. That was so.
Speaker 3: Stupid, it was it was. It was funny as only
Speaker 3: a kid. They change the lyrics to Iron Man, it was.
Speaker 3: It was a ku kux Klan. I am the ku
Speaker 3: Klux Klan. So I don't remember the lyrics. I forgot
Speaker 3: about that, So do three?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm curious.
Speaker 1: I remember, Okay, because I was Weird Beast and the
Speaker 1: harle was on two. I thought that was on three.
Speaker 5: I mean it could have been on both. Maybe like
Speaker 5: they would they have.
Speaker 1: Done an songs because I specifically well also had DLC.
Speaker 5: That was the first one that had like, yeah, it
Speaker 5: is true, as far as I remember, we had a
Speaker 5: metric funk.
Speaker 3: So now it was on the It was easy since
Speaker 3: it was on the late the console three sixty and three.
Speaker 5: List, Shut the funk up, give me a straight list.
Speaker 5: Why can't anything work the way.
Speaker 1: It's supposed to? Heal corby Superman.
Speaker 5: Okay, so threes and sevens, threes and sevens by threes
Speaker 5: and sevens by the three Legends.
Speaker 1: Of Rock, Legends of cock. I remember that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, penis my alright, threes and sevens by Queens of
Speaker 4: so my anarchy in the US, anarchy in the UK,
Speaker 4: and the sex pistols Barracuda.
Speaker 1: Oh I am a christ, I am. I am the anarchist.
Speaker 1: I am the any Christ sexists.
Speaker 4: I forgot before I forget by the slipnot Oh yeah man,
Speaker 4: black magic woman.
Speaker 1: That's great, black suns, dude. That ship was cool to play.
Speaker 5: Imagine women, it's fun to play in general.
Speaker 1: That was that was a vibe.
Speaker 4: Uh Bullson parade makes sense, Chair of Rock by the
Speaker 4: Smashing Pumpkins, Cities on flame with rock and roll, Blue
Speaker 4: Oyster called uh cliffs of Cliffs.
Speaker 1: Of Dover, that fucking lick man.
Speaker 5: Culture personality even flow, I remember that that's not even that's.
Speaker 1: The right rhyth.
Speaker 3: I went when I went to Seattle, there was a
Speaker 3: pearl Jam exhibit at the museum at works.
Speaker 5: What do you mean.
Speaker 1: Burn it down in some places like Seattle? And I
Speaker 1: went through and I was like, these niggas sound so stupid.
Speaker 1: I found out Lily likes that I like that song.
Speaker 1: He really likes the song. I know it's not it is.
Speaker 1: I like it. I like the other subjective called like
Speaker 1: black or something. I don't know. It's like it all
Speaker 1: has all these keys. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't like pearls really, but even Flow hits that.
Speaker 1: It hits. Oh just about something which is nice? O,
Speaker 1: come come in my brain.
Speaker 5: The guitar battle versus lou You guys another one?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's when you know that one. You battle
Speaker 1: three people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you battle two people and then you battle the
Speaker 3: devil when you Charlie Daniels man. Oh okay, well that
Speaker 3: went down to my dick or Knights of That's what
Speaker 3: got me in the muse.
Speaker 1: That's what got me in the muse. It's a great one.
Speaker 5: That was the trail. That was the man that was
Speaker 5: the trailer for Halo five was Knights of Sidonia. I
Speaker 5: remember that. I don't remember that weird. I just remember
Speaker 5: why he is not an amused game at all. Where's
Speaker 5: a breaking Benjamin?
Speaker 1: What the hell?
Speaker 5: Holiday and Cambodia hit me with your best shot helicopter
Speaker 5: at block party.
Speaker 1: That got a lot of people into into the dead candies.
Speaker 5: Yeah, ms murder the Metal Tenacious Tea, I remember, I
Speaker 5: remember that Lagrange lay Down lay Down by Priestess. That
Speaker 5: was a fun one.
Speaker 1: Seamen.
Speaker 5: My name is Judas Jonas. Yeah, that's a great idea.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna betrayed Christ.
Speaker 4: This is the be Queen Monsters one by Metallica, number
Speaker 4: the Beast. There's a lot of shot on here, raining blood,
Speaker 4: Reptilia by the Strokes, that same old song and dance
Speaker 4: arasment sabotage of course, like a hurricane story in my life,
Speaker 4: slow ride, slower.
Speaker 1: Story in my life. That's a social distortion.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, when we were young by the Killers. Weird
Speaker 5: choice for the Killers.
Speaker 3: It's a it's actually a fun song to play on
Speaker 3: the guitar because it's like easy. Yeah, it's just like
Speaker 3: a fun like I'm not like freaking out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's weird this. I just think, like, you know,
Speaker 4: mister Brightside or what is that?
Speaker 5: Welcome to the Jungle?
Speaker 1: I hate that. When did you say that I had
Speaker 1: a dream and it was crazy?
Speaker 5: You said that on an I think it was in
Speaker 5: an extra.
Speaker 4: I've been going through like some of the clips and
Speaker 4: just like because I forgot, I realized that you could.
Speaker 4: It's hidden in the It's hidden in Instagram, like in
Speaker 4: the details advanced settings where you can schedule reels. So
Speaker 4: like what I'm doing is I'm just kind of going
Speaker 4: through and like finding small clips, like really quick ones. Yeah,
Speaker 4: to just post an Instagram and I have them scheduled,
Speaker 4: one scheduled for tomorrow, scheduled for the next day, and
Speaker 4: all I figured, like, if I can do this in bulk,
Speaker 4: it'd be a lot easier than fucking that's a finding
Speaker 4: one in the moment.
Speaker 1: That is a good point, Yeah, to do that.
Speaker 4: So I've just been doing that. But I posted that
Speaker 4: clip where it's like I had a dream and it
Speaker 4: was fucking crazy. I don't remember where it's from though,
Speaker 4: I think it was from an extra AMM of course
Speaker 4: it is.
Speaker 5: Fucking but yeah, Gatario two is is sick.
Speaker 4: Getting your hands on that p S two original hardware
Speaker 4: is probably gonna be annoying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that the guitar.
Speaker 5: I played Guitario three with the controller.
Speaker 1: How did that? How did that work? So it was
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 4: I think it was left trigger right, left trigger right,
Speaker 4: but it was the bumpers primarily for the four and
Speaker 4: then like a I think was was the fifth the
Speaker 4: fifth one, So it's basically just like what.
Speaker 3: Was the the was the strum?
Speaker 5: I don't remember. I think it had been all at
Speaker 5: once or something.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I don't know if there was a strum.
Speaker 3: There had to be, I think, so it like turns
Speaker 3: it into like just like a d d R.
Speaker 5: Yeah kind of. It was just like a controller.
Speaker 1: Pa.
Speaker 4: It was kind of fun, actually interesting, but it's better
Speaker 4: with theitar.
Speaker 1: I never even thought to try that.
Speaker 5: I had to because I think I downloaded the demo.
Speaker 4: But then I was like, oh, yeah, the guitar hero
Speaker 4: controller I have is for PS two.
Speaker 5: This is gonna work.
Speaker 4: Oh interesting, But I already downloaded the demo, which and
Speaker 4: I think it was like a gigabyte, so it was
Speaker 4: like a gigabyte or like it might have been like
Speaker 4: seven hundred megabytes, but like back then, but it took
Speaker 4: hours to download. So like I was just like, well,
Speaker 4: I didn't just download this for nothing, So I boot
Speaker 4: it up just to see if I couldn't.
Speaker 5: You can. You can't play that game with just a controller.
Speaker 5: I would recommend it nice.
Speaker 1: I was really bad at that game, but I feel
Speaker 1: like it's just because I was just not My brain
Speaker 1: was dumb because I should have been bad at that.
Speaker 1: I should have been I should have been great, but
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have been bad. Game is so easy, it's well,
Speaker 1: it's not.
Speaker 3: I mean it's it's as a guitar playing easy when
Speaker 3: you practiced it after a while, because I remember, I
Speaker 3: literal really remember how I practiced was I went into
Speaker 3: the practice mode into and then so it was having
Speaker 3: me practice the solo in Danzig's Mother, and I just
Speaker 3: did that over and over until I was like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I think I got it, Like it's I don't like
Speaker 3: that I have to do that, but I'm like, I
Speaker 3: can't believe I'm fucking grinding this bullshit, like I feel
Speaker 3: like I'm not progressing.
Speaker 1: It's like I did.
Speaker 4: I didn't Hangar eighteen over and over again on like
Speaker 4: increasing difficulties nice.
Speaker 1: There was a game that was sort of like like
Speaker 1: finger d d R. I got really good at that
Speaker 1: game over a summer, I just like didn't talk to
Speaker 1: people and I played that game and then I remember,
Speaker 1: like someone's coming to the end. It was like fucking
Speaker 1: like late August. People are like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: I was just getting good as that mania and they
Speaker 1: were like cool. I'm like, nah, dude, I really like
Speaker 1: my anime.
Speaker 3: Openings helps you get fucking better at fingering pussies anyway,
Speaker 3: or fingering ass.
Speaker 4: Which lapping Puss has Got to Do Halo three Mountain
Speaker 4: dew rode In. Yeah, that's a that's most of what
Speaker 4: we I think can offer. Like I missed out a
Speaker 4: lot a lot of games too from that era, So
Speaker 4: but I think you're on the right track. Halo three,
Speaker 4: Halo three Mountain dew rode In. They said, Hey, fellas,
Speaker 4: I've been been been.
Speaker 5: I can't read today.
Speaker 4: I've been binge watching an ass load of horror movies.
Speaker 4: So I wanted to ask a simple question, what is
Speaker 4: your guys' favorite horror movie or or last horror movie
Speaker 4: that actually scared you?
Speaker 1: No, favorite horror movie easily, Uh, Insidious one. It's not scary,
Speaker 1: it's really fucking.
Speaker 4: It depends on what you mean, because like, like there's
Speaker 4: a movie called I think the others. I really love
Speaker 4: that movie. It's not it's a you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Like it's more suspense and it's creepy and eerie, but
Speaker 4: it's not like necessarily like a you know, there's no
Speaker 4: booga booga moments. It's more like upsetting. But I like
Speaker 4: that movie a lot. But like peer pure horror movie
Speaker 4: or like pure like camp horror movie like Evil Dead
Speaker 4: too is my favorite easily, like by a lot, like
Speaker 4: by a wide march.
Speaker 1: Those movies aren't Those movies are not scary at all
Speaker 1: to me anymore. But I guess thatart of the time,
Speaker 1: they were meant to be, because those are just fucking
Speaker 1: funny movies.
Speaker 5: Well they are hard that like that.
Speaker 4: I think what those movies understand is that horror and
Speaker 4: like comedy are very very very very very very close,
Speaker 4: and especially like ridiculous off there, like Freddy motherfucker, Freddy
Speaker 4: Krueger is dumb as ship, dumb as fuck.
Speaker 1: It's dumb dum young people. For young people, it's really
Speaker 1: scary when you're young and your brain is I was
Speaker 1: never scared of because he looks scary.
Speaker 3: Technically, are fucking up my uncle looks like that, yeah,
Speaker 3: my uncle Jaylen, Yeah, well yeah, you've never disclosed his information.
Speaker 1: Was making it funny.
Speaker 5: It's a different Jaylena, make it funny the whole time.
Speaker 1: I'm just shitting on him, the fact he got beat
Speaker 1: by the mob, and you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: my uncle's funny.
Speaker 4: He's a funny guy, this guy, but yeah, evil too
Speaker 4: for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, consider that, But I guess I think it's like
Speaker 3: one of those things with Diehard.
Speaker 1: Is it a Christmas movie or not. I think it's
Speaker 1: just one of those things that this depends on how
Speaker 1: you interpret it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just the thing is for me, like I
Speaker 5: don't get the horror movies don't scare me. They don't,
Speaker 5: like it's.
Speaker 1: Impossible used to and I'm like, that's dumb.
Speaker 4: Horror games freaked me out more because because I think
Speaker 4: I'm in it and so because I have to react
Speaker 4: and it's I think there's just a little bit more
Speaker 4: effort put into like immersing you in that.
Speaker 1: I think hard games are also really not scary at all.
Speaker 4: They're not, but they're more they're scarier than movies to
Speaker 4: me because like if I'm in a situation if I
Speaker 4: see a horror movie and like somebody's like in the
Speaker 4: room and they're like, okay, I'm gonna walk into this
Speaker 4: room and I'm not gonna check the corners, right yeah,
Speaker 4: just like, well, you're a fucking idiot because I wouldn't
Speaker 4: have done that. And a hard game, let's it, you're
Speaker 4: kind of in the position where it's like, okay, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna check the corn and then you still get fucked
Speaker 4: over by something that you couldn't that that you didn't
Speaker 4: prepare for. Agree, that's scary, it's still not like dreadfully scary.
Speaker 1: But the thing about horror game is that you have
Speaker 1: the ability to combat them directly.
Speaker 5: I'm not all of them, most of them nothing.
Speaker 3: I would say probably the opposite. Yeah, most of the
Speaker 3: horror games made or your Defenseless.
Speaker 5: Defensive Amnesia, Outlast, Alien Isolation, you can combat at like
Speaker 5: the very end, running away combat.
Speaker 3: But usually the idea is really not like because you're
Speaker 3: thinking like Resident Evil, where you.
Speaker 1: Just fight them all the time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's not hard.
Speaker 3: That's it's usually like all the people that make horror
Speaker 3: genres and stuff, they make sure you're you're helpless and
Speaker 3: all you can do is run and hide, and that's
Speaker 3: what makes it so scary, because you fucking can't really
Speaker 3: fight back. I personally don't like those games. That's you know,
Speaker 3: like I I like I I like the idea of them,
Speaker 3: but I like to do more. I like, I'm so
Speaker 3: used to a Resident Evil where I can shotgun something
Speaker 3: in the face that's coming at me.
Speaker 1: Off Like, I like that.
Speaker 3: But so I've played like some of the other games
Speaker 3: where it's like, say, I didn't have the I was
Speaker 3: trying to play The Evil Within, and I just didn't
Speaker 3: have the patience to deal with the beginning before I
Speaker 3: got all the stuff I needed to fight because at
Speaker 3: first and I was like, ah, I was.
Speaker 1: Like, hurry up.
Speaker 3: This fucking dumb assholes like chasing me throughout the fucking place,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, there's gotta be something laying around that ickon.
Speaker 1: He was just in there's the hooks and there's grab something. Anyway, dude.
Speaker 5: Even the Evil Within is a good example because there's
Speaker 5: a second game in that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Have you seen the clip from the second game where
Speaker 4: like two characters are talking and they're talking about uh
Speaker 4: they talking. I don't know, I remember the contents of
Speaker 4: the conversation, but they're like it seems like there's evil
Speaker 4: within two.
Speaker 5: And then they turned to the camera. Yeah it is.
Speaker 5: It's like in the game, so it's like they're really close,
Speaker 5: Like her is absurd.
Speaker 1: You remember you remember when you played Resident Evil when
Speaker 1: you found out how to get the like the critical
Speaker 1: headshow with shotguns where you learned to aim for the
Speaker 1: chest and then you always blow off their heads.
Speaker 3: When I found that out, I was like, oh, I'm god,
Speaker 3: now I just became god around blowing people's heads off.
Speaker 3: That's always when you eventually got the custom magnum and
Speaker 3: that that thing, it was the most powerful Christian gun.
Speaker 3: The uh, this was a no, no, no, this is the
Speaker 3: because you get into you get it and you can
Speaker 3: get a magnum towards the end. Right, Yeah, but then
Speaker 3: you would get this, you would get like you get
Speaker 3: you can get the custom so there was like a shotgun.
Speaker 3: There was a custom shotgun. There's the custom magneum.
Speaker 1: Two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just get these upgrade. There was just certain
Speaker 3: things that you would have to do to get like
Speaker 3: the upgraded versions of these guns, and they were just
Speaker 3: way powerful there.
Speaker 5: Maybe no, wait, this is insane.
Speaker 1: That maybe, but there's evil within two. Oh it's the
Speaker 1: same asshole. Yeah, I actually survived the first game.
Speaker 5: But it's a serious hard game.
Speaker 4: It is like the whole time it is and then
Speaker 4: it's just like, okay here, that's so fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: I think horror is such a weird it's because it's
Speaker 1: just it's such a weird genre because it just gets
Speaker 1: the older you get the less like because I think
Speaker 1: there's good horror movies like there's but there also it's
Speaker 1: more suspense, Like the best horror film I think ever
Speaker 1: is probably like genuinely it is probably like exis maybe
Speaker 1: that's probably that's probably what like a film school and
Speaker 1: number one would be like, oh, like this is the
Speaker 1: best one.
Speaker 5: Like Citizen Kane is a mask and it's the best
Speaker 5: movie ever, dude, ahead of its time. It's it sucks.
Speaker 5: Suisan Kane is so fun. Oh it was the snow Globe.
Speaker 5: Get a fucking grab.
Speaker 1: Snow old Blue. I think I think snow blow. I
Speaker 1: think that's a bit of a It is impressible what
Speaker 1: it is. But it's like, okay, this is good for like.
Speaker 5: You were the first people to do certain things.
Speaker 1: Cool neat, good job, but yeah that's what you get.
Speaker 4: This is cinc game isn't even as good as like
Speaker 4: Napoleon Dynamite.
Speaker 1: Like it's it's like, that's crazy.
Speaker 5: This isn't it that Apparently it's amazing. I gotta see it.
Speaker 5: I only know him from SpongeBob.
Speaker 3: No Faratu actually that the German Dracula actually used to
Speaker 3: scare me as a kid.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Also there's a Super Nintendo game where you have
Speaker 5: to fight him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you have to fight those Faratu it's it's
Speaker 3: actually the game is called and you're a you're a
Speaker 3: stupid fucking teenager, or maybe you're in your early twenties.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Your girlfriend's been kidnapped. It's so trophy
Speaker 3: and you're this regular guy and like Jane fucking and
Speaker 3: basically a Canadian tuxedo fighting mythical creatures.
Speaker 5: I know what you're talking about, bro, it's is that
Speaker 5: a side scroller?
Speaker 3: Yes, it's basically just punch. Yeah, you're kicking, yeah, and
Speaker 3: you're like beating up werewolves. Yes, yeah, I know exactly
Speaker 3: what this is. One of the bosses is two gorillas.
Speaker 5: I think you're right.
Speaker 3: I remember because he's dressed like in like an eighties
Speaker 3: kind of something like jean jeans. He has a blue jeans,
Speaker 3: he has the the asset, the vest. He's a Canadian
Speaker 3: tuxty too, he's got the and it's it's so fucking dumb,
Speaker 3: but I played the funk out of that game.
Speaker 1: I played it way too much.
Speaker 5: That's so funny. I forgot all about that game.
Speaker 1: Let you be able to fucking kill mythological Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can fight werewolves.
Speaker 3: You beat a werewolf tank fucking gorillas or something like
Speaker 3: their apes.
Speaker 1: They might have been ring a tanks. They're just savage
Speaker 1: beasts that.
Speaker 3: You clearly should not be able to be sitting in
Speaker 3: Dragular guy, I gotta tell you, the.
Speaker 1: Sound effects for the punches, the attacks so satisfying, and.
Speaker 3: There's something about it that I was like, they really
Speaker 3: made you feel like you were hurrying the fuck out
Speaker 3: of something.
Speaker 1: You're hitting, and even you're a regular person, get the game.
Speaker 1: And then it's sucking drags. There's no spots on the thing,
Speaker 1: and it's like humans are nothing but a bag of
Speaker 1: secrets and homosexuality. And he drops the glass and it
Speaker 1: starts to fight, and it's like, what the right? What
Speaker 1: is the original quote?
Speaker 5: I have no idea what the original would have man
Speaker 5: a miserable little pile of secrets, I think.
Speaker 1: And then what does it become?
Speaker 5: What are you talking about? They changed the quote and
Speaker 5: they didn't.
Speaker 1: They did, and for one I thought people would just change.
Speaker 1: There was a there was an original quote. There was
Speaker 1: a quote. They changed it too because of the like
Speaker 1: the modern one that I have in my PS fours
Speaker 1: and that's not the quote.
Speaker 5: What was what is the modern one?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just know that I remember that
Speaker 1: quote directly gay.
Speaker 5: I feel like they didn't change it because why would you?
Speaker 5: Why would you? People? People are people love that stuff
Speaker 5: even if it sucks, yearns for you. Dracula dead and
Speaker 5: loving it secrets?
Speaker 1: I know, what the hell is that?
Speaker 5: A spoof?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think it might have been with Leslie Nielsen. I
Speaker 1: can't remember who it was. It's been too long.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I remember the title?
Speaker 1: Was it Leslie Nilsen? I haven't seen that since I
Speaker 1: was a kid. Let's see you ever see Blackula? Of course?
Speaker 5: Do you remember Billy and Mandy that he just that
Speaker 5: was like, that was just a character in that show. Literally,
Speaker 5: I think it was like, literally was his.
Speaker 1: Name Blackul, not Dracula? Dracula Dracola? Dude?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, I didn't know fucking mel Brooks directed this.
Speaker 3: That sounds right actually, but yeah, Dracula dead and loving it?
Speaker 4: So it was the title. Actually, now that I hear
Speaker 4: mel Brooks, it's yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a spoof with Leslie Nielsen.
Speaker 5: I feel like that was probably terrible.
Speaker 3: It was probably I remember liking it as a kid,
Speaker 3: but I didn't clearly I didn't like it that much
Speaker 3: because I've I've seen other mel Brooks films many times over.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've seen many. Leslie Nilsen was all over and over.
Speaker 4: I didn't bother to go back to that one.
Speaker 1: And I was watching Airplane the other day.
Speaker 5: Dude, Naked Gun Naked kills You stuff is.
Speaker 1: Probably the best movie I've ever seen in my life. Actually,
Speaker 1: probably one of them.
Speaker 5: It's one of my favorite.
Speaker 1: And Lily is like, what the fuck is happening? I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is so funny. Two boys starts singing, Okay, they
Speaker 1: nail it and get out of here.
Speaker 4: The Naked Gun is probably one of my Dude, I've
Speaker 4: been on a kick lately because for whatever reason, my
Speaker 4: my I don't know if it's TikTok or Instagram or whatever,
Speaker 4: but their algorithm has been feeding me nothing but specific
Speaker 4: clips of animated shows. And I got into a rabbit
Speaker 4: hole of do you know the doctor from Family Guy?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I forgot about this character, but he's written His entire
Speaker 4: character is like is a Leslie Nielsen bit the entire time,
Speaker 4: Like everything he says is hilarious.
Speaker 1: He's always give you the wrong or diagnoses over and
Speaker 1: over again. He's like, it's also like always like objected,
Speaker 1: like Peter said.
Speaker 4: The doctor and then he's like, it's like, oh my goodness,
Speaker 4: you're going to die. And they're like, what's that And
Speaker 4: then he pulls out a comic. He's like, hey, go
Speaker 4: to the horrible. You live this way for much longer.
Speaker 5: Right right, right right.
Speaker 4: And it's just the whole shtick. He's like, now a
Speaker 4: sagrippa that the liver's gotta come out. And then they
Speaker 4: ask me. It's like, what do you mean. It's like
Speaker 4: it's been it's been in the microwave for three minutes.
Speaker 4: It'll get dry now, and it just keeps mooing and
Speaker 4: it's so fucking I was I was belly laughing at
Speaker 4: these clips.
Speaker 1: I saw that that's I.
Speaker 5: Have seen it, but I forgot about it. So they
Speaker 5: hit me like a trade again.
Speaker 1: I pulled this one. This is my favorite moment. This
Speaker 1: is I think, right, you probably you probably know what
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 5: You're fine, I'm fine.
Speaker 1: He's not coming on to you.
Speaker 7: He's trying to tell you that you're healthy.
Speaker 1: There's one where Joseph.
Speaker 4: There's one where jose in the hospital and they're like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, doc, am I paralyzed?
Speaker 5: And he goes, I'm afraid of ghosts, and yes, it's
Speaker 5: so good. It's just like, I forgot how funny that
Speaker 5: specific character was. There's one they're all clapping in an
Speaker 5: auditorium of Joe sitting down his wheelchair.
Speaker 4: He's like, get up, you jerk, dude, it murdered me.
Speaker 4: That's such a funny, fucking character. Doctor Hartman is sick.
Speaker 1: He's great. Kennedy both.
Speaker 3: It's the long pause before and after kills it perfect.
Speaker 4: Man, I forget sometimes that family Guy can be funny.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, those original seasons are fucking fun. That's where
Speaker 4: that that one's from. You can tell about the animation
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 3: I remember that both it only hits it only hits
Speaker 3: hard once. But the him tripping and doing the like that.
Speaker 3: I remember everybody talking about that at school. I think
Speaker 3: this was I was my freshman year of high school.
Speaker 3: Everyone was talking about, like, dude.
Speaker 1: That was the wily Walk episode. Yeah, yeah, the fucking
Speaker 1: pot Tucket Get's Got a World of Dreams? That ship
Speaker 1: was then the Chumble Womba song. That's a great episode.
Speaker 5: It is good.
Speaker 4: It's a really good early family guys, really good. Anyway,
Speaker 4: what the hell is this?
Speaker 5: Yeah, right's get to get to some al right.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we're gonna read our audience twenty five dollars
Speaker 4: patrons now both.
Speaker 1: About lucky you're not a horse. They would turn you
Speaker 1: into dog food or to chumbo womba gobbledee glue. That
Speaker 1: actually yeah, pe uh yeah, Peter Graff like the fact
Speaker 1: that always come out and talk about death and like
Speaker 1: how God's not real and.
Speaker 3: Then finding get hard to go up and downstairs? What
Speaker 3: do you think of the one you called God is
Speaker 3: in his absence? Like lee and then maybe he's forgotten you.
Speaker 1: I remember that.
Speaker 3: I be like, what the fun come from kicking his
Speaker 3: ass out?
Speaker 1: And he's like, I'm a fucking Coourse.
Speaker 3: Fan anywhere, superbolled, Like it's good, beautiful, beautiful fucking episode.
Speaker 1: Amazing, dude, I haven't.
Speaker 4: I haven't barely laugh like that at like a TV
Speaker 4: show at all long. I really just forgot about that
Speaker 4: style of right, I haven't watched.
Speaker 5: Of course.
Speaker 1: And then yes, and yes that I don't watch so
Speaker 1: much sappy show.
Speaker 5: You're gonna, oh my god, you're gonna you're gonna die
Speaker 5: when you watch these Dean Martin celebrity roses.
Speaker 1: The fun This sucks so stupid.
Speaker 5: All rights read the names are twenty five dollars.
Speaker 1: Whatever target man destroy a building celebration. In fact, yes,
Speaker 1: exactly what man read it in a wee. But that's
Speaker 1: an episode you're talking about with the Pace Griffin. He
Speaker 1: was like, he said, he was like reading weep, Brian,
Speaker 1: I'm not retired. It says I'm a genius. He's like, no,
Speaker 1: in fact, it says you're in fact actually mentally retarded.
Speaker 1: And it's like, what a retarded man destroyed his own
Speaker 1: house and celebration. He's like, yes, exactly what the what's
Speaker 1: the best family?
Speaker 5: I joke?
Speaker 3: You think, Oh, man, that's what that. I can't select.
Speaker 3: I can't select one.
Speaker 4: That's the one that comes to the one that comes
Speaker 4: to mind, aside from the doctor ones is my god,
Speaker 4: Brian's a message in my cheerio or there's a message
Speaker 4: in my alphabets.
Speaker 1: It says, ooh, Peter, those are cheerios. That's a great one.
Speaker 5: I love that one.
Speaker 3: There's just moments. I there's moments that I really like.
Speaker 3: There's things like say when Peter finds out he's part black,
Speaker 3: and like there was there.
Speaker 1: Was the part.
Speaker 3: It was the part where like he's he's about to
Speaker 3: leave Lois's father is about to leave house, and he
Speaker 3: like trips and accidentally whips him because like he like
Speaker 3: he grabs like the drapes, things like that, and he
Speaker 3: actually like it's things like that that it's so fucking.
Speaker 1: Absurd and insane.
Speaker 3: It's so funny up or he's trying he was trying
Speaker 3: to make a Luke Perry.
Speaker 1: Is that his name, Luke Perry. I think he's trying
Speaker 1: to like making him be gay or what. I forget.
Speaker 1: I don't remember why.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Perry.
Speaker 3: He comes up to him and he like puts ice
Speaker 3: on his nipple. It doesn't work, and then he's like, oh,
Speaker 3: I got this. He pulls his thong up like he's
Speaker 3: wearing like a speedo, and Peter pulls this thung up
Speaker 3: and starts walking by him, and he just goes running away, gagging,
Speaker 3: and it's just like it's so it's so absurd thinking
Speaker 3: that this is going to turn this kind of cave
Speaker 3: Peter Griffin in a thought.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: There's one shot from that show that like I love
Speaker 4: it because it's understated, where like I think it's like
Speaker 4: a chase scene and like Steue he's running through a
Speaker 4: hospital and then he jumps out a window and he
Speaker 4: tumbles into a dumpster and then he crawls out, but
Speaker 4: like the shot, it's him, it's Stewie running, and then
Speaker 4: when it cuts to the it's an adult black guy
Speaker 4: in Stewie's clothes and he lands and then real Stewie
Speaker 4: comes out. Like they just had like a obviously miscast
Speaker 4: stunt double yeah, and then they never addressed it again.
Speaker 5: That reminds me of you always wanted to do something
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 3: The only funny scene in I think it was called
Speaker 3: Date Movie, you know those like those spoofs.
Speaker 5: On all when like Scary Movie took off and then
Speaker 5: everybody was like, yeah, they made.
Speaker 1: A bunch of movie ethic movie. So the only thing
Speaker 1: I remember.
Speaker 3: Is is Date Movie where the main character, I think
Speaker 3: the chick is supposed to be she's on a bicycle
Speaker 3: and then she's supposed to be doing like a ramp,
Speaker 3: like just a jump, and then it's like a giant,
Speaker 3: buff black dude wearing the same dress doing it, and
Speaker 3: it was like the stunt, so it was like that
Speaker 3: same thing. It was the only thing in that movie
Speaker 3: that made me laugh.
Speaker 1: There's a scene where like they have that horse that's
Speaker 1: like dumb and it's just standing around doing nothing, and
Speaker 1: like the horse died, Like got it, Peter and horse.
Speaker 1: Peter puts it on the hood of his car and
Speaker 1: drives fast he can, then stops and he breaks it
Speaker 1: into the Jewish guy's fucking store. And I'm like, that's
Speaker 1: so fucking stupid, stupid. But also everything with John, Brian
Speaker 1: and Stewie, like Off the Road to r Island, I
Speaker 1: remember that a good episode, being like just really good.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he clearly just wants to make those Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly eventually.
Speaker 3: Any best joke when I think it's literally from that
Speaker 3: uh where they're traveling and Brian trying to speak Spanish
Speaker 3: to one of those dudes in the truck.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Brian. He's like, he's Brian, Brian, you don't
Speaker 1: need to say yes, you know, you don't need to
Speaker 1: say and then he was like and he was just
Speaker 1: speak English. I remember that. I remember that whole hope,
Speaker 1: like back in my hand. Actually he's like, Mayamo s Brian.
Speaker 1: He was like, oh, very good, but you don't have
Speaker 1: to say this is me. I'm Brian works fine. He's like,
Speaker 1: no English. He was like, he's like, really, he's like
Speaker 1: to speak the sad I just speak what I said,
Speaker 1: and me explaining that I can't, and he's like, really,
Speaker 1: are you serious? That that is the best. I think
Speaker 1: that's the best in my life. That ship.
Speaker 5: It's very it's a very it's very Leslie Nilsen that joke.
Speaker 1: It's it's just just this line stating that and a
Speaker 1: line explaining it just what I.
Speaker 5: Said, and then the line explaining it. Okay, good, it's
Speaker 5: really good. I love think he has no Spanish accent
Speaker 5: at all either. That's what makes it so fucking perfect.
Speaker 5: It's just a guy, so good to say.
Speaker 1: Anyway, that's from that episode.
Speaker 3: This episode, I remember he's trying to like he's trying
Speaker 3: to talk.
Speaker 1: It's good. Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 4: That's a great one. Rachel slur a snark we're reading
Speaker 4: the names now. Rachel slur a snark Tank theme tattoo
Speaker 4: of Fred Flintstone. Imagine getting sucked by a swarm locust.
Speaker 4: It's amma throwing dollars. Flexing being a Day one listener
Speaker 4: like a destey veteran. Flex is playing the D one
Speaker 4: beta when sharing a bad opinion, Sweeney accidentally circumcising Lily's
Speaker 4: showed with the gap in his teeth, bussy music, a
Speaker 4: whole new meaning to scatting on her face, metal gear
Speaker 4: Tao the tank that shoots women in the face with nukes,
Speaker 4: My uncle's fentanyl themed funeral man sneezing so hard your
Speaker 4: urethra shoots out like a nerf Dart Sween's trigger words
Speaker 4: are now colon and gap Broley sticking his berserker penis
Speaker 4: between Sweeney's gap Cat black cat black, I was wrong
Speaker 4: and gay. I'm sorry, have a nice day, stereophallax oo
Speaker 4: wu arar xd No, I'm not that guy. No, I'm
Speaker 4: not gay. My colon just fell out like that. Dutch
Speaker 4: just beat Stevie Wonder in a staring contest. Sweeney's down,
Speaker 4: Sweeney's Downzy Kid, Peasantston wearing a flower bag. It's not
Speaker 4: a name, that's just how I feel. Domo Nation, Von
Speaker 4: of the Dead. We all look at the same moon.
Speaker 4: I wore the scumbag shirt to the barbers nice.
Speaker 1: That's got bag.
Speaker 4: I can't wait till we see like well we we
Speaker 4: did see that one photo of our merch with the
Speaker 4: Costco guy Costco. But see I want to see one
Speaker 4: of those things that like, I would love to see
Speaker 4: that in just in the wild, like in a really
Speaker 4: bizarre place. Yeah, uh, because that shit was wild. I
Speaker 4: can't believe they ran it him at a Costco. Man,
Speaker 4: that's so crazy, it seems impossible.
Speaker 1: Are you guys still at the Costco?
Speaker 5: They lived there?
Speaker 1: They live under the Costco guys. Of course, we're fucking
Speaker 1: dye inside. We're Costco guys. This is our this is
Speaker 1: our lease. Of course. I live under a bridge, under
Speaker 1: a fucking rock, under a foot in the Costco one
Speaker 1: pair of clothes. Of course, I've lost my ball in
Speaker 1: the fucking war.
Speaker 4: That's crazy, mister Electric, send us enword to the penis
Speaker 4: explosion chamber and have his penis exploded immediately. The first
Speaker 4: line of sweat weather by neighborhood is and all I
Speaker 4: am is a man uh saying this cave isn't a
Speaker 4: natural formation too?
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: It's fucking beautiful to see Ben Shapiro fans gaining consciousness
Speaker 4: when he defends health insurance CEOs astrobot canonically banging haters
Speaker 4: with his astro Coco sambon laden waking up, but instead
Speaker 4: of seventy two virgins, it's one.
Speaker 5: Donald Trump that'd be crazy. That's such a cruel joke.
Speaker 3: You think you're about a fuck a bunch of little girls,
Speaker 3: and then Trump comes and fucks your ass hard.
Speaker 4: Hello, Aloha, there's no idea where the fuck are from.
Speaker 5: He genuinely is colorblind. He just doesn't know where anybody's Aloha.
Speaker 1: I've been waiting for you. Alohakbar as you say. Oh no,
Speaker 1: this is hell, this is hell.
Speaker 5: No, oh.
Speaker 1: Not bad. Yeah, see it's better.
Speaker 5: Than Oh man, it's so rotund. We need adjuster copycats.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: Donald Trump bringing Osama bin Laden back to life and
Speaker 4: trying to pay him to start a new war on terror.
Speaker 4: But he can't speak Arabic.
Speaker 5: That's great.
Speaker 4: I wish we had somebody who could improvise it Arabic
Speaker 4: here none, No.
Speaker 1: No, I know. Uh. Maybe I.
Speaker 5: Gotta go to a pot luck tomorrow with a bunch
Speaker 5: of Arabs?
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Actually true?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 5: I don't know? Because I was invited? What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Do you know Arabs? Yes, a bunch, a bunch of them,
Speaker 1: a couple, but a butchel of Arabs. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I know. Why are you surprised that I know Arab people?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: No, I don't know many Arab people out here. One
Speaker 5: what I know one Arab out here? How do you
Speaker 5: know one that's the only Arab person you know? Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's inconceivable to me, But.
Speaker 1: I know one. I mean how many? That is kind
Speaker 1: of like, not that it's so crazy, but it's like,
Speaker 1: I know one air about here.
Speaker 5: And I had at least like six friends. As they're
Speaker 5: not close friends obviously.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't consider them friends. Maybe I would be like, oh,
Speaker 3: it was my friend, But I'm like, yeah, scary, Uh
Speaker 3: got sweet for moms to fix the pat you stinky butt.
Speaker 1: Flu Sorry got.
Speaker 4: We're Joe Gun death jackone world's fastest mawory begging you
Speaker 4: to put the show in title.
Speaker 1: Title on title do people use title?
Speaker 3: A handful of people good titles? To me, titles only
Speaker 3: good for music, Titles only good for music.
Speaker 5: You're not gonna getting better sound quality for us from
Speaker 5: us on title.
Speaker 1: The only thing.
Speaker 3: The best thing I can do for you is I
Speaker 3: can bump the I can bump the the rates of
Speaker 3: the quality of the rates.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's.
Speaker 3: In we do a standard one twenty eight that's a
Speaker 3: standard for like MP three's and shit.
Speaker 1: But I could bump it up.
Speaker 5: Do we have even like the capability to put it
Speaker 5: on title if we want to. I feel like we
Speaker 5: might be locked in certain capacities.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know, because like say, you know, my distribution
Speaker 3: company or the one that I go through for music,
Speaker 3: I can put it on title.
Speaker 1: My stuff's on title. But yeah, for podcasting, I don't
Speaker 1: know if that's even an option for the way that
Speaker 1: we do it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it depends if there's like reason, Uh, we might
Speaker 4: check it out.
Speaker 5: I don't know, we might. I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's a very specific pos we have to look into that,
Speaker 1: look into our platform.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, wake up in the morning, sucking off p Diddy?
Speaker 4: How long until porn stars get Fortnite Fortnite icon skins?
Speaker 4: Derek looks like the kind of guy to get his
Speaker 4: dick stuck in his belly button stuck stuck.
Speaker 1: So is my dick like that skinny the way like
Speaker 1: I can? And then it's all, yeah, my belly.
Speaker 5: Button, that's a lot to process.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't mind having to dick that small, you know,
Speaker 3: just to see like like like a slim jam.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, but that significantly changed my life. You think
Speaker 1: it like probably, Yeah, if I if I was, if
Speaker 1: I grew up with the dick that small.
Speaker 5: I feel like pissing would hurt.
Speaker 1: It isn't already hurt. That's shouldn't that's not good off
Speaker 1: a little balloon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wish it worked that way.
Speaker 3: It really kind of does get a little bit of
Speaker 3: torqu if you just hold it for like a second
Speaker 3: or two. Yeah, But you ever like trying to stops
Speaker 3: I've done, Uh, I've done.
Speaker 1: I've done instances.
Speaker 3: Where I felt like I was gonna ship myself, so
Speaker 3: then like I stopped pissing because you know, it clamps everything, right.
Speaker 1: But I've never stopped pissing off to see if it
Speaker 1: wouldn't hurt.
Speaker 3: But well, I've never done that specifically to try to
Speaker 3: do an experiment to stop pissing, to see if it's
Speaker 3: gonna hurt.
Speaker 1: Sometimes power power to stop the stream.
Speaker 5: Big Meaty stinks.
Speaker 4: Kid Flash as an adult is still referred to as
Speaker 4: kid Flash and are back to Staring Forever.
Speaker 5: Danny Louis Armstrong playing Shout of the Hedgehog to draw.
Speaker 1: You're going down.
Speaker 5: I don't even know what I have no knowledge of
Speaker 5: Shadow of the Hedgehog the video game at all, no
Speaker 5: way more than I can't remotely improvise this.
Speaker 1: I've a sonic game and like, look myself more than
Speaker 1: fifteen years with my Wonderful.
Speaker 4: Girl Sweety canonically blasting an unborn child in car Karen Kart.
Speaker 5: Krab him. I don't know that Heath Smoker going is
Speaker 5: off to Vegas.
Speaker 1: You got to read it in the Wonderful World melody.
Speaker 4: I can't my voice like I'm recovering my voice right
Speaker 4: now because I was like sick over the weekend and
Speaker 4: my voice got fucked, and so I feel like that
Speaker 4: voice specifically would kill me.
Speaker 5: Okay, uh She Parker on my Peter with great power.
Speaker 4: And responsibility the force nature that is the in game currency,
Speaker 4: and Calton is called a cp gids Sweeney flossing his
Speaker 4: tooth gap with Shannon Sharp's Colon Sween comeback as Mario
Speaker 4: Jude already big Peepee, big Pimpin' by Jji Peep.
Speaker 5: I don't know, I think you just kind of I
Speaker 5: don't know.
Speaker 1: Big peepe sucking ds. What what.
Speaker 8: Mario?
Speaker 1: That's crazy?
Speaker 5: Oh? His brother, his brother's Mario Judah obvious, his.
Speaker 1: Brother's fucking Mario. Damn.
Speaker 5: He listened to his brother's song and he was like, Yo,
Speaker 5: I gotta go.
Speaker 1: After you run from me, little nigga.
Speaker 5: He's blasting that in his headphone.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna support my brother dog big Bear, Homie, I'm
Speaker 1: a lion. Oh my my, I have found you, nigga.
Speaker 1: Don't you run from me, little nigga?
Speaker 7: So you're not fast enough, you were not breathe enough,
Speaker 7: you were out of luck West for he did di very.
Speaker 1: You know, listen to arm Strong on the podcast.
Speaker 5: I listened to Louis Armstrong period and he can't possibly
Speaker 5: talk like that. He's more of like you've never heard
Speaker 5: him talk never he's Is he really sound like that?
Speaker 1: It's Drake. He actually sounds even debris. Vocal chords are
Speaker 1: all base, just base in trouble all the way up.
Speaker 1: Could you break me a motherfucker? Sounds like smile good,
Speaker 1: just laughing. Christ this is always South When I see.
Speaker 4: You're really false, You're really hitting the high outs there, Lily,
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Okay. He David's voice makes my colon
Speaker 4: far on my ass statting in the Holy Ghost as
Speaker 4: the Abyss takes you gay men, creams, are you listening
Speaker 4: to the Drain comic listening Kevin Durant's feet The Men
Speaker 4: are Black.
Speaker 1: I really liked the song. Yeah, this is great. I'm
Speaker 1: glad you're doing this. Why are the men black? I
Speaker 1: really enjoy the but I'm just a little asking questions.
Speaker 1: That's go, go, go, go go. You know do you
Speaker 1: know that?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: I was gonna say something to have you have you
Speaker 1: guys stop snapping.
Speaker 5: There's a metronome happening, but like no reason, it's really the.
Speaker 1: Stop. I hear it, still know you don't. You're fucking dumb.
Speaker 1: Stop it?
Speaker 5: Why because I hear it in my brain.
Speaker 1: Your brain's dumb. Get over it.
Speaker 4: You're projecting, all right, listen whatever, I'm gonna ask a question,
Speaker 4: mister man, love and how I learned to stop worrying
Speaker 4: and love the cock?
Speaker 5: Fuck you?
Speaker 4: I am paying my TV license, bitch, mister pants. I
Speaker 4: want to see Ben Shapi Ga gangreat By, gay Clown's face,
Speaker 4: Unstoppable Paw Patrol counts as copaganda, cardboard Pie. Long time question,
Speaker 4: ask your first time listener, black Backshotting squirrel Girl until
Speaker 4: all liquid leaves my body, Jolly Old Dipship, Ghost.
Speaker 1: Of Yo d E, I.
Speaker 5: Like your dad, Oh my god, Gang Green Pea never
Speaker 5: thought of that. Now got a two month free trial
Speaker 5: for premium. Holy shit, I'm never going back. Hope the
Speaker 5: ten grand was worth it.
Speaker 4: You Burger flipping apsu yard dweller, daft punk into my
Speaker 4: asshole penetration, penetration into my asshole, into my asshole penetration.
Speaker 5: That person is totally It's really Yeah, it's like it's
Speaker 5: not daft punk.
Speaker 1: Because it's not like what what else of daft punk
Speaker 1: do they do? That sounds like that? I can't think
Speaker 1: of anything around the world, That's what I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: just thinking.
Speaker 5: Of it like that my asshole pan It doesn't work
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 3: It wouldn't even like it would be something probably like uh,
Speaker 3: around my girth around but around my b.
Speaker 4: Whatever, defeating rabbit sweety with a fire hose of calm
Speaker 4: melting and like us, why he's in cannon and is
Speaker 4: adults beast mister curing cancer to Spike Jimmy, Uh Walla,
Speaker 4: it's crazy Wallauegi the corporate assassin, Uh Smitchy the kids
Speaker 4: she picking on My pippup possum was actually homeless, but
Speaker 4: now they're back.
Speaker 5: Snark boys, come to Tijuana. I'll show you around.
Speaker 1: No i'l come tomorrow. Fun, I'm gonna dash, have a
Speaker 1: waking up butterfly blood raving, lose my.
Speaker 8: Colon, fell out, wake up in terms fool full of yes,
Speaker 8: I say to myself, where's my appendix gone?
Speaker 1: Where the fuck is my heart? Saying?
Speaker 4: Colim is already still alive, He's still breathing, mister Armstrong,
Speaker 4: the kidneys.
Speaker 5: Mister Armstrong, the Argentinians have stolen your heart?
Speaker 1: Where the wow? Where the is my cop?
Speaker 5: What? That's a wow?
Speaker 1: That's a dick is missing? Dude, his whole penis is gone.
Speaker 1: He's like reaction. I love the whimsical nature that his heads. Wow, whoa,
Speaker 1: my heart's gone? There's really badass?
Speaker 2: Is that way?
Speaker 5: I don't feel love no more.
Speaker 1: I'm like the Grinch? How can I sing?
Speaker 3: If I can't round?
Speaker 5: I don't know, mister Louis or whatever you're you have to.
Speaker 1: I rarely can't. He's checked out doing paperwork, he's playing
Speaker 1: subway s for You're still here. Yeah, I'm not even
Speaker 1: sure why you're alive, but yeah, just do shut the
Speaker 1: fun up and die. You know what? I come back
Speaker 1: next week. Wow, I got a four kind.
Speaker 5: Anyway? So I was your heart's gone.
Speaker 1: Speaking of hearts being gone, there's really badass moment in
Speaker 1: Marvel where uh Magneto gets punched in the heart. He
Speaker 1: gets like fucking his heart ripped out and he control
Speaker 1: mais he keeps pumping the blood through his body. It's cool.
Speaker 1: Shut up, dumb bitch, go for his heart made of metal.
Speaker 1: Go fucking know your blood is a fucking dumb bat.
Speaker 5: No metal is made of blood, you sir.
Speaker 1: But he like he has like this one like really
Speaker 1: cool final moment where he like he gets back to
Speaker 1: Earth and he like, fucking you. It's really cool, you guys.
Speaker 9: Pounce is gone here, gay bitch, I'm gonna carry you.
Speaker 9: Is cool than you long to plunge into your guts.
Speaker 1: I've got a serrated sacrificial blade, damn it, right in
Speaker 1: your fucking throat.
Speaker 5: It's a enchanted.
Speaker 1: What's the name of the dag? The name of the dag,
Speaker 1: the fucking ritual Diagga from some Skyrim I don't remember.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of tooth the fact that do you
Speaker 1: remember that? That's interesting because I don't remember. I've been
Speaker 1: having the.
Speaker 4: How regularly this happens where it's just like I just
Speaker 4: I feel urgent to go back to Skyrim and play
Speaker 4: it differently, you know, because I know that like Stealth
Speaker 4: Archer is like the default way that because the game
Speaker 4: kind of bleeds you there. But like I've seen a
Speaker 4: lot of videos. It's it's look, it's getting really annoying
Speaker 4: seeing public it's getting really annoying seeing public opinion on
Speaker 4: video games, like constantly fucking flip flop all the goddamn time,
Speaker 4: Skyrim's the greatest game.
Speaker 5: Everyone comes out then.
Speaker 1: Like literally, Skyrim fucking sucks.
Speaker 5: And then recently I saw one It's like I just
Speaker 5: realized I always thought Skyrim.
Speaker 1: Sucked after I used to really like it.
Speaker 5: I always thought skym sucked. And now I like, I
Speaker 5: went back and I played it actually paying attention to
Speaker 5: alcohol and actually playing attention to enchantments and actually paying
Speaker 5: attention to all the other you know, actually all the
Speaker 5: other systems and fucking game. And then I realized, like, oh,
Speaker 5: it's actually pretty good.
Speaker 1: Oh so you played the game. Whoa You played the game?
Speaker 3: WHOA?
Speaker 5: No Ship? The game that like, uh sold sixty million
Speaker 5: copies is good?
Speaker 1: WHOA? I it blows my mind having played the game
Speaker 1: so shallowly, like yeah, we didn't use conjuration. They didn't
Speaker 1: use fucking enchantment. They didn't get there fucking speaking ability up.
Speaker 1: It's like, there's this game is so it's.
Speaker 3: A really I guess they're stupid people, right, they just
Speaker 3: don't know they don't understand the intimidated.
Speaker 4: Well, the thing for me is that, like I didn't
Speaker 4: play with that stuff either, right, I was. I was
Speaker 4: a stealth archer, worry, I had a little bit of magic.
Speaker 4: I loved it because I understood. It's like, yeah, I
Speaker 4: understand that these systems are there. They're not my style
Speaker 4: right now, but like to imagine to be like, oh,
Speaker 4: this game sucks because there's not like enough systems, Like
Speaker 4: I just know I didn't eteract with those at all.
Speaker 4: I liked my time with it a lot. I've actually
Speaker 4: been thinking about like I started like last year, like uh,
Speaker 4: then I got pulled away from all the games that
Speaker 4: I had to cover. I started like a survival play through, right,
Speaker 4: you have to actually eat and like pay attention to
Speaker 4: that stuff.
Speaker 1: And it's sick. It's it's JANKI sure, but like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck you gonna do? H It's not that good.
Speaker 5: It's a little jake, you know what.
Speaker 1: I love Matures Mask.
Speaker 4: They're all all old games. At a certain point of JANKI,
Speaker 4: I just like there's so many people just just I think.
Speaker 1: And it's like I hate this. I hate it now too,
Speaker 1: everybody likes it. I hate this game. I'm fucking I'm
Speaker 1: some white guy from fucking Nebraska. I don't want We're
Speaker 1: a Depredyption two story.
Speaker 5: Actually, even though it made me fucking cry and like
Speaker 5: think about it for five straight years.
Speaker 1: You know, they think about it kind of getting dumb.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where dumb people's make dunk content all the
Speaker 3: time about like like that's.
Speaker 1: Me right now, that's right now. People saying, oh, so
Speaker 1: Gutano is a fucking Mary Sue. It's like my nigga,
Speaker 1: So is Luke Skywalker. So is Anakin fucking Skywalker. Like
Speaker 1: every main character is a Mary Sue. They're the main characters.
Speaker 1: That so the point, that's the point of them. They
Speaker 1: are meant to be abnormal from the fadus quo because
Speaker 1: they're the main characters.
Speaker 5: Always have normal like plot contrivance.
Speaker 1: That's kind of did this character died almost sort of
Speaker 1: miskits Because of the fact that this character died, the
Speaker 1: story would be over there'd be no story if fucking loota.
Speaker 4: There are things where it's just like them finding the
Speaker 4: dagger or whatever. It's like, come on, like that was ridiculous.
Speaker 4: The thing is that all of that stuff is the
Speaker 4: way that the way that they found it is like,
Speaker 4: oh convenient, Derek said it. The best way possible it
Speaker 4: is just make it believable. All of this is bullshit,
Speaker 4: all its bullshit, but it's make it believable, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the only thing that's literally the only thing
Speaker 3: to complain about is it's like, bro, we understand where
Speaker 3: the destination is supposed to go, where it'spos to end up.
Speaker 1: Just make the journey believable. That's it. It's literally that simple.
Speaker 1: And I think it's just a laziness, right, You're like,
Speaker 1: I just want to make it hitty, and you can't.
Speaker 5: Make it believable and make it fun.
Speaker 1: Make it make it fun as fun to where people
Speaker 1: don't care anymore. People people will call the train bullet
Speaker 1: people bullet trucked on.
Speaker 5: That movie is so bad, it's crazy.
Speaker 4: To make the movie to the point of everything that
Speaker 4: we've been saying, we're what the fuck? That might be
Speaker 4: one of my favorite action movies in the last like
Speaker 4: five years, easily that it's one of those movies that,
Speaker 4: like I have the urge to watch every once in
Speaker 4: a while. Yeah, that was really fun.
Speaker 3: I kind of want to say that again. It's hilarious.
Speaker 3: It's fucking hilarious. There's so many good moments, characters, this scene,
Speaker 3: that one dude, that's you. You know that one, the
Speaker 3: British version of you. Oh fucking what do you call it?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know him.
Speaker 5: I get like a weird His name is like Tubbens
Speaker 5: or like honey or something. It's tangerine, tangerinee lemons and
Speaker 5: something like that. His name is John John Henry something,
Speaker 5: John Henry White or something. Of course, of course back
Speaker 5: the South, take a name out of my hate, the
Speaker 5: most niggafied nigga name ever.
Speaker 1: But it's just like, you know what, id it's great.
Speaker 1: That movie is so really good. But the fucking set
Speaker 1: the fucking shots when they were doing the thing, when
Speaker 1: they were destroying the fucking the Samura his house in
Speaker 1: Japan and it had the fire and a guy was
Speaker 1: bleeding and he came out with the rolling of pistol.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it's fucking I was like this with the one.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is really good, awesome. The cinematography
Speaker 1: is was awesome too. He was great.
Speaker 4: If any number of those chefs we're in it like
Speaker 4: a Koma game, people would be.
Speaker 1: You know, you know what I saw? So I saw.
Speaker 3: I saw an instagram a reel of some of the
Speaker 3: Assassin's Creed Shadows gameplay of the chick and seeing, yeah,
Speaker 3: i'sp seen some of the gameplay, and I.
Speaker 1: Was looking at the comments and the comments. This is
Speaker 1: what makes me mad about these people.
Speaker 3: The comments were all things that if they were being objective,
Speaker 3: they'd be saying the same thing about like from software games,
Speaker 3: because it was just like, ah, man, it's the same.
Speaker 1: Thing over and over its copy.
Speaker 3: It's this there that the system was fine. I watched
Speaker 3: the gameplay, it was fine. I was like, It's what
Speaker 3: I expected it to be.
Speaker 1: But these people were complaining like it's like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: not they didn't reinvent the wheel.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, you don't care about that though We've
Speaker 3: played plenty of games where they don't invent the fucking wheel,
Speaker 3: and you like, just stop.
Speaker 1: That's the thing with.
Speaker 4: Indiana Jones is that like I want it uncharted, you
Speaker 4: want this thing that's actually new and weird and that
Speaker 4: friend And actually it's.
Speaker 1: An argument all the time where like people are like,
Speaker 1: it's fucking the whole Richard things like Witchers can't do.
Speaker 1: They're just like, dude, this cannon came from people that
Speaker 1: act like they read the Witcher books. A lot of
Speaker 1: them did it. Some of them probably are like probably
Speaker 1: did in the books. When they admit that, there's like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's not cannon because the games, that canon is like,
Speaker 1: my nigga, most of the cannon that people understand is
Speaker 1: the games. My guy, I just want to be you
Speaker 1: need to die fast on them all. I'm so over
Speaker 1: it anyway over the week, Yeah, totally.
Speaker 5: I don't remember where the I want to just wear
Speaker 5: somebody's skin brow fosses with his own.
Speaker 1: Saw a video that said do the Master Effect franchise
Speaker 1: still hold up? And this is this video is like
Speaker 1: a year old, and I'm like, nigga, the fucking legendary
Speaker 1: edition just came out for years ago. What do you
Speaker 1: mean this review? They got grave reviews?
Speaker 5: What everybody loved that video?
Speaker 1: Like I didn't.
Speaker 3: Of course I didn't watch it, but I just don't
Speaker 3: under I couldn't possibly understand what they want.
Speaker 1: You know what it is? This meant to engage. Actually,
Speaker 1: it's algorithm.
Speaker 5: It's it's literally like people, that's the reaction they want.
Speaker 1: Really like what the I gotta watch the ship, That's
Speaker 1: what I have to That's why. That's why my Twitter
Speaker 1: thinks I'm a fucking conservative asshole, because I fucking yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why I will stand by this. I do like
Speaker 1: fucked up ship, but I never ever ever tweet anything
Speaker 1: fucked up. I never tweet fucked up fucking right wing.
Speaker 3: You probably I've never done it. Interact with way too
Speaker 3: much weird ship, that's the thing. So my oh oh sorry,
Speaker 3: that just gave me a boner. Somebody's showing uh bring back.
Speaker 1: Uh this is an old that's cool. So the onnemoosha
Speaker 1: fucking look at this.
Speaker 3: They replied to this from June, so they bring back
Speaker 3: wish and the official page on Twitter like, okay, oh
Speaker 3: just store a random person.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 3: Oh that's that's so cool. And I was just seeing,
Speaker 3: uh look at that French piece of shit. Yeah guy,
Speaker 3: I'm just here bro.
Speaker 1: The sword whip is sick, man.
Speaker 5: I'm just here. So I don't get killed. Did you
Speaker 5: hear about us? Lucanus's new brother suck on us?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 5: Uh, Star Coffee, I'm wiping. My dad left after going
Speaker 5: to prison twice. Can I say it? Chris was right?
Speaker 4: The American dad is pretty funny. Roger's not as annoying
Speaker 4: as you said. I am transferm gremlin Yush off to
Speaker 4: off work for a month, going full hunter Biden. Chris
Speaker 4: barely started to read and there was a knock at
Speaker 4: the door. Derek rose to answer, Oh my god, Well
Speaker 4: and Dafoe is here, he shouted. This is gonna be
Speaker 4: annoy Craig the Canadian. I'm I'm Jimmy Olson. It's your voice,
Speaker 4: shawnee dee uh, and rest in peace. Jeff the Shark,
Speaker 4: dying from a cocaine overdose in Long Island Friendly Neighborhood
Speaker 4: sex offender is a Cerberus agent. Two sixty seven. The
Speaker 4: Rizzler found dead after being shot twenty five times with cumbullets.
Speaker 4: Outide of a McDonald's play place in northern New Jersey
Speaker 4: one day, in the middle of the street, I saw
Speaker 4: a wheelchair with a bit of blood and a colon
Speaker 4: on it.
Speaker 5: What do you think happened?
Speaker 4: My getting jour out the completion by an arcadekal machine.
Speaker 4: I paid like five hundred oars. It was not worth
Speaker 4: it three xo getting no work done because of diarrhea.
Speaker 1: God saved me.
Speaker 5: My bowt movement was so bloody.
Speaker 4: I named my toilet sandy hook slurping's stroke and smoke
Speaker 4: and joking emoticons going like this. Goku and chi Chi
Speaker 4: boat speak with hick dialects in Japan, hence the dubbed
Speaker 4: being Southern Hale and hake leyland Lake Jayalen Jake Kaylon
Speaker 4: cake leyland Lake, Maylon make Nylon nake o'halon oake Quaalon
Speaker 4: Quake Raylan rake Obi wantsh to blow me uh waiting
Speaker 4: for the swen hunter tear. I want his pelt kept.
Speaker 4: Kremlin to gremlin Amanda kiss and hug drinking squirrel girls,
Speaker 4: colons wet, mister Beast or mister Meast, blinding kids, Lee
Speaker 4: Harvey Oswald right before shooting, right before the shooting, yelling
Speaker 4: if they set that Kennedy for you, it'll be the
Speaker 4: end of all of us. No I saw Daddy sucking
Speaker 4: Santa under the mistletoe. Well the right voice, Jesse, Why
Speaker 4: did you do a.
Speaker 1: Corn music video for Thoughtless Sorry's ass We need to.
Speaker 4: Cook waited say five eighty three Ppeni Brothers Carl Urban
Speaker 4: daring Jack Waide to stick his hand in de Fryer
Speaker 4: on the Novakaane movie. Uh for the Novakaane movie donk
Speaker 4: Donkerson o ueie is this was gonna be.
Speaker 1: A oy eweie.
Speaker 5: This was gonna was gonna be a cow ling j out,
Speaker 5: but the cons don killed it in the same fucking
Speaker 5: episode they started it.
Speaker 1: We murdered that thing.
Speaker 4: Uh gade six pp Uh sent my T shirt submission
Speaker 4: to Star Tank Team Gmail.
Speaker 5: Let me know what you guys think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we lost it.
Speaker 5: Last last episode subjects is Verily Chris Merry, Christmas gay
Speaker 5: Lords me be fishy? Uh Jay Leno witnessing nine to eleven,
Speaker 5: turning to the person beside him and saying, you're seeing this,
Speaker 5: It's good.
Speaker 4: John Strickland merch eighteen eighty nine. Sween takes Bendy Strauss
Speaker 4: to the bathroom because he likes to takes a piss.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: The first Tragic Key David fun fact. People who Collectezzant
Speaker 4: Spencer are called pedzophiles.
Speaker 1: Apparently this is a dad bod Okay what kind of
Speaker 1: dad is that. I'm just like, come on, and it
Speaker 1: isn't rage bait. Apparently that's why I'm like, yeah, I was.
Speaker 5: Dude, I like, I know, this is like obviously it's
Speaker 5: literally just not toned. It's fit, but not toned.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, he's just not he's not like, oh, competition ready,
Speaker 3: Like I'm gonna just lose the last bit of water
Speaker 3: and be like fucking like, oh now you can see
Speaker 3: how my how sweet my abs are like that. Literally
Speaker 3: it takes a weekend of pizza, like looking like completely
Speaker 3: and then just being that like it's it's incredible, Like
Speaker 3: what the how the body can transform?
Speaker 1: And like that guy's in fantastic shape is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I watch like and I know this is like obviously bullshit.
Speaker 1: This is like obviously your engagement, I know, but like
Speaker 1: watching like these things that like the young men are
Speaker 1: like talking to these women women are like I need
Speaker 1: a man that makes at least one hundred and fifty K.
Speaker 3: It's like, bitch, bitch, the fact that yeah, you do
Speaker 3: watch that, you don't don't don't that's why that's why
Speaker 3: they think you're a fucking right wing guy.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I just click it is. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is, this has to be I look it for
Speaker 1: the comments. The comments would be laugh every time, right,
Speaker 1: but like they're like, I understand that. It's like the
Speaker 1: heavy misogyny group of people are the ones consuming that content.
Speaker 1: I know they don't know that. I'm like, I know,
Speaker 1: I'm laughing. Yeah they not. I'm like, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: you're just them.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 5: That's crazy and you're trying to pretend like you aren't
Speaker 5: if I've been put on a fucking long game, like
Speaker 5: I guess so, I'm yeah, because I just don't interact
Speaker 5: with it.
Speaker 1: I think it's funny. I think looking at what's funny
Speaker 1: about it, people's comments saying, shit, that's Banana's cartwheels. This
Speaker 1: is why.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like, hey, I think it's funny. I think
Speaker 5: it's boring and played out.
Speaker 1: I think it's insane. Uh. I think those bitches will
Speaker 1: be hitting that's it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like the talk of uh, Sweeney carries Sweeney carries
Speaker 4: a farmer in the gap in his teeth. The lemon
Speaker 4: cello makes a man scream and kicks a man's head off.
Speaker 4: Pre raz I can definitely impregnant. Queen's Tooth Gap Blake
Speaker 4: eight ninety six. Who do you think you are? I
Speaker 4: am team are do you think Brian Thompson's last word
Speaker 4: was who it was the most It's the it's the
Speaker 4: most wonderful time.
Speaker 1: So much in the shot more than yeah, I moved, I.
Speaker 5: Was just, uh it is I don't know, man, that
Speaker 5: that one.
Speaker 1: We got it, we gotta we'll figure it out.
Speaker 5: Maybe we just pushed the table a little bit away
Speaker 5: from the wall.
Speaker 1: Maybe we'll figure it out, like we're gonna we'll figure
Speaker 1: it out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Uh proceeds to not.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 5: It's the most wonderful, It's the most wonderful full time
Speaker 5: to be queer facts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's a good time.
Speaker 5: There's that song you see that.
Speaker 1: There's like a tweet.
Speaker 5: There's a tweet that was going around that made me
Speaker 5: chuckle because it was like these these three people writing
Speaker 5: the Christmas song where there's just like they'll be they'll
Speaker 5: be something for hosting marshmallows, for toasting.
Speaker 4: And caroling out in the snow, and it's like some
Speaker 4: guy who understands Christmas and it's like that line and
Speaker 4: then it's a guy who has no idea what the
Speaker 4: Christmas is and it's there'll be scary ghost stories and
Speaker 4: tales of old glories of Christmas is.
Speaker 5: Long long ago, and like that is a weird that
Speaker 5: is like why like ghost story?
Speaker 1: I don't want that for Christmas? Wrote this Christmas Carol guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want ghost stories like Christmas. Right now everything
Speaker 1: feels so grossly not like eighty degrees. I want to
Speaker 1: feel the Christmas really weird man, but I'm immune tow it,
Speaker 1: almost as I've never loved the Christmas ever. I've never
Speaker 1: been like a really big fan of it.
Speaker 5: Cut that off before he says Christmas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I never Yeah, I can't feel shit.
Speaker 5: Oh, I don't know lasting.
Speaker 4: I feel trash because it here on most of MBS
Speaker 4: five is filler Millier, Texas, Tato Salad, Young Sheldon being
Speaker 4: swung into Sweeney's fat Head, Steve Erkle viciously raving Johnny
Speaker 4: five for Science, Plankton, owner of the blum Bucket, Nicky Ziggy,
Speaker 4: fifty Shades of Gay, Paul J. Just Watson's hands here.
Speaker 4: Dan Spraeger ain't doing too well.
Speaker 1: He is next.
Speaker 5: Preheated slaps him, uh preheated toast.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Miss Jackson badly Brave Dog, the Baby Hunter Etherian
Speaker 4: needs help blauring his Webon Hill with three Orange Man
Speaker 4: Hunter and Napram Melphis won and rounding out our.
Speaker 1: List as always, the illustrious King of Haphazard one granola bar.
Speaker 4: Wow, he hasn't even been fucking years. He's been in
Speaker 4: a comb in the hospital for years.
Speaker 1: They give him a piece of this. He's so excited.
Speaker 5: The rest of it's mine.
Speaker 1: I'm a doctor.
Speaker 5: I need my strength.
Speaker 1: You are so gracious, So you need a new heart.
Speaker 5: I'm I'm hearing.
Speaker 1: How about you alive?
Speaker 5: Well, mister Armstrong, I'm not quite sure. We're probably going
Speaker 5: to study.
Speaker 1: You, maybe because your strong arms arm Strong.
Speaker 5: With your lineage of strong arms arms.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Lewis, Ah, I'm looking to be alive.
Speaker 5: Thank you for the gilla. You can't leave the hospital.
Speaker 5: We have you hooked up to electrodes to keep you alive.
Speaker 1: You have no heart. I hope you're aware. Dude, you
Speaker 1: gotta do a lie. I am a pedophil.
Speaker 3: What