Speaker 1: I have, babe, say, how about a little girl?
Speaker 2: Does that answer your question? Buddy?
Speaker 1: The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern. You all remember
Speaker 1: Metro Golden Mayor's famous Mazie pictures. In just a moment,
Speaker 1: you'll hear Mazie in radio, starring the same glamorous star
Speaker 1: you all went to see and loved on the screen.
Speaker 3: And Southern.
Speaker 4: But first you're announcer.
Speaker 3: Our heirs and Southern as Mazie.
Speaker 2: Yep, I'm mazy like the fella, said Mazie Revere, Just
Speaker 2: a gal who ain't concerned about taking it with me
Speaker 2: when I go, because when you're in show business like me,
Speaker 2: you're used to traveling light.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 2: The way I figure it, today will be yesterday tomorrow.
Speaker 2: But for a lot of people, there wouldn't be a
Speaker 2: tomorrow if it weren't for certain organizations called the bud Banks.
Speaker 2: And if you'll pardon a small pun, these are the
Speaker 2: only banks in the world that can't operate unless they're
Speaker 2: in the red. I know the wonderful work these outfits
Speaker 2: do because three times a week I work at one
Speaker 2: of the banks. Is a sort of receive and teller
Speaker 2: in charge of deposits there's no honey involved in any
Speaker 2: of this. The only compensation you get is that a
Speaker 2: life may be saved, and who can tell, maybe that
Speaker 2: life will be yours. Oh, miss, miss, I hope you
Speaker 2: don't mind my not getting up from the desk. Honey,
Speaker 2: I just gave another pint of my blood.
Speaker 5: Gosh, a whole pine. Doesn't that make you a little weak?
Speaker 2: Oh not the least, miss, And it's all over before
Speaker 2: you can snap your fingers like this like this. Well,
Speaker 2: I guess I am just a little weak. What can
Speaker 2: I do for you, honey?
Speaker 5: Well I heard about these blood pangs and I thought
Speaker 5: that I could.
Speaker 2: Oh no, Girley, we just take. We don't give, but
Speaker 2: I'd like to give a little. Well, you're a swell
Speaker 2: galfa wanting to help, But we're in the business of
Speaker 2: saving lives, not throwing them away. Yes, but I tell
Speaker 2: you what, you build yourself up a little, I mean
Speaker 2: a lot, and then in a couple of years you
Speaker 2: come back.
Speaker 5: But that's exactly why I'm here, my health, That's why
Speaker 5: I want to sell my blood.
Speaker 2: Oh honey, we don't pay our donors. They give for free.
Speaker 5: They don't get paid.
Speaker 2: Well, only with something you can't put in the bank. Honey,
Speaker 2: gratitude and human lives, you see, miss.
Speaker 5: Nancy, Nancy Homer Schlugger.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh, well, it's silly to cry over a thing
Speaker 2: like that, Nancy. And you got to do is change
Speaker 2: your second name.
Speaker 6: Oh, you don't understand, my doctor, He says, I need
Speaker 6: to have a long vacation. I shouldn't work for at
Speaker 6: least a couple of weeks to go to a nice hotel,
Speaker 6: meet some nice young men. Maybe.
Speaker 2: Well the dog is ride, Nancy, and you should take
Speaker 2: your blood with you.
Speaker 6: Mister Jeffries, that's my boss, he said. I'm not eligible
Speaker 6: for a vacation yet. I've only worked for him for
Speaker 6: two years.
Speaker 2: Two years with no vacation. Where do you work at
Speaker 2: a chain gang?
Speaker 6: No, mister Jeffers has a store on Market in fifty,
Speaker 6: a small department store.
Speaker 5: I'm a sales girl. Mister Jeffrey said that if I
Speaker 5: continue to work.
Speaker 2: Real hard, he'd give you every other labor day off.
Speaker 5: Huh, oh, you know, mister Jeffries.
Speaker 2: No, but I'm going to meet him, Nancy and get
Speaker 2: you that vacation with pay.
Speaker 5: But you can't do that, mister Jeffries. He doesn't like
Speaker 5: to be told what to do.
Speaker 2: Oh, well, don't worry. I'm not going to tell him.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to ask him.
Speaker 5: You'll appeal to him as a man.
Speaker 2: For sure. How old is this mister Jeffries?
Speaker 5: Sixty?
Speaker 2: In that case, I'll have to appeal to him as
Speaker 2: a man. He's too old for me to appeal to
Speaker 2: him as a woman. Now, now you run along back
Speaker 2: to work, Nancy, and leave everything a little mazy.
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, maze. I can't understand why you're doing this
Speaker 5: for me. I'm a total stranger, Honey.
Speaker 2: There are no strangers in this world. There aren't no
Speaker 2: We're all just people, people who haven't been formally introduced.
Speaker 5: Yes, mister Jeffries at once?
Speaker 7: What is it?
Speaker 5: Sir? Did I do anything?
Speaker 3: Miss Hammerschlagger?
Speaker 8: Do you recall what I said to you when you
Speaker 8: came to me two years ago and said you'd be
Speaker 8: willing to work for half of what anybody else here
Speaker 8: was getting.
Speaker 5: Yes, sir, you said you're hired.
Speaker 8: Actually, I mean you remember that I said all my
Speaker 8: salespeople are allowed one hour and one hour.
Speaker 3: Exactly for lunch.
Speaker 8: Yes, sir, Well, if you'll gaze at the clock, you'll
Speaker 8: notice it's now one thirty and one half, Miss Hammerschlagger,
Speaker 8: you're exactly thirty seconds late.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, sir, but I went to the.
Speaker 8: Bloodbed, the bloodbed, Miss Hammerschlager, when I hired you as
Speaker 8: a sales girl, I hired the entire Miss Nancy Hammerschlagger.
Speaker 3: Blood and all.
Speaker 5: Yes, sir, thank you, Sir.
Speaker 8: You may return to your count of Miss Hamerschlager and
Speaker 8: be thankful that I'm in a gracious mood today.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, sir, I thought you were kinder than usual today.
Speaker 3: Yes, and justifiably so, Miss Hammerschlagger.
Speaker 8: This morning, Missus jeff please told me something that I've
Speaker 8: waited to hear since the day we were first married.
Speaker 8: You mean, yes, Missus Jeffries went to the doctors this morning,
Speaker 8: and it's true.
Speaker 3: Really, she has to go away for a long rast. Yeah.
Speaker 8: I'm going down to the bus station this afternoon and
Speaker 8: buy the ticket and now back to work.
Speaker 3: Miss How much like a hurry hurry?
Speaker 8: This trip is costing me plenty, but it's worth every dollar,
Speaker 8: including the bribe I gave the doctor.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, sir, I've seen Missus Jeffries. Sir, Hey, yes, sir,
Speaker 5: What can I do for you?
Speaker 2: Sir?
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, mansion.
Speaker 2: What can we do for you today?
Speaker 3: Penny Stall has it? Jeffries has it? And what can
Speaker 3: we show you today?
Speaker 9: The floor marks, fly swater, bathing cap, beach umbrella, Bobby pins,
Speaker 9: lamp chains, laodium, lawnmower, dog collar, no ironing, born, electric fan, paints, prayer, beach,
Speaker 9: bad deep frieze radio.
Speaker 2: What was that next to the last one?
Speaker 3: Did dree? No?
Speaker 8: Yeah it miss, I'm a busy man. Exactly what do
Speaker 8: you want?
Speaker 2: Well, I'd like to see mister Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: Well why didn't you say so?
Speaker 2: You didn't come to it yet?
Speaker 3: I was working up to it. I'm mister Jeffries.
Speaker 2: Oh how do you do?
Speaker 3: I'm just peachy fine, miss. Now what can I do
Speaker 3: for you?
Speaker 2: Well, mister Jeffries. Yeah, Well, miss Jeffries, you don't know
Speaker 2: me and I don't know you, true, true, Well what
Speaker 2: I mean is yeah, Well, what I mean is you
Speaker 2: don't know me and I don't know you.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 3: Well, now we're getting someplace, aren't we.
Speaker 2: Well, mister Jeffries, I know you have a heart and
Speaker 2: a soul and a conscience.
Speaker 3: It is if you're here to take inventory no, no.
Speaker 2: It's not that, mister Jeffries. As well, you have an
Speaker 2: employee here named Nancy Hammerschlagger.
Speaker 8: Oh yes, one of my most trusted employees. Very efficient,
Speaker 8: very efficient.
Speaker 2: But she won't be efficient long, mister Jeffries, have you
Speaker 2: noticed how thin and sickly she is?
Speaker 3: And miss exactly what are you getting at?
Speaker 2: Well, mister Jeffries, Well, Nancy's all run down and her
Speaker 2: doctor says she needs a vacationer at least two weeks
Speaker 2: with pay or else. Well, I said it, and I'm
Speaker 2: glad it's.
Speaker 8: So am I so our dear poor miss Hammerschlager's health
Speaker 8: hangs in the balance.
Speaker 3: A little ignorant me is standing in the way of
Speaker 3: her future.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh, poor tired Nancy's so loyal. I told her
Speaker 2: you couldn't be the hard hearted louse. She said you were, Oh.
Speaker 3: So, Miss Hammerschlager said, I was allowed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but in a nice way.
Speaker 3: Oh well that was very kind of.
Speaker 8: And Miss, how much of a vacation did the good
Speaker 8: doctor prescribe for the poor delicate creature?
Speaker 2: Well, two weeks. And if you just do this little
Speaker 2: thing for Miss Hammerschlagger, you will make a friend for life.
Speaker 10: Gee, gosh, and missus Hemmerschlager, Oh, miss Hemmerschlager. Jeffery, Yes,
Speaker 10: dear girl, come here, lifelong friend, Yes.
Speaker 5: Sir mister Jeffries. Oh amaz, it's you.
Speaker 2: Yes, and don't be nervous, Nancy, Honey, mister Jefferes isn't
Speaker 2: half as nasty as he looks he is.
Speaker 5: I mean, you talk to him, explained.
Speaker 3: The entire story, my dear, and you'll never know how
Speaker 3: this old friend of yours helped you in your hour
Speaker 3: of me.
Speaker 5: Oh, amaze, he isn't an old friend. I just met
Speaker 5: her during my lunch hour at the blood bank.
Speaker 8: Will Miss Hammerschlocker, you confide it in a total stranger
Speaker 8: about me.
Speaker 5: Oh you don't understand, mister j O.
Speaker 3: But I do, Miss Hammerschlagger.
Speaker 8: This good friend of yours has opened these poor selfish
Speaker 8: eyes to the truth.
Speaker 5: You mean it crazy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, honey. You thought mister Jeffers was a
Speaker 2: tight fisted louse, But he's going to show you the
Speaker 2: kind of louse he really is. An't to mister Jeffery.
Speaker 8: Oh but dear girl, but definitely you mean I'm going
Speaker 8: to get it?
Speaker 3: Is that you are, my dear.
Speaker 8: Now how long a vacation did the good doctor suggest
Speaker 8: you take this, Hammerslaga?
Speaker 2: Two weeks?
Speaker 3: Oh, come, come, ladies. After all, a human life, a
Speaker 3: precious human life, depends on these how many weeks? Six
Speaker 3: it is?
Speaker 8: And when you come back, nice and refreshed with your
Speaker 8: strength and energy, replenished with roses in those pale cheese. Yes,
Speaker 8: look for another job. You're fired, fired, and I'm doubling
Speaker 8: your surry mis Hamerslaga. Now you'll be losing twice as much. Goodbye.
Speaker 5: Oh Mazey, Now I'm out of a job and I'll
Speaker 5: never get that vacation.
Speaker 2: Well, yes you will, honey. You're going to take a
Speaker 2: trip someplace.
Speaker 5: But all I have in the world is ten dollars,
Speaker 5: So cheer up.
Speaker 2: I've saved a little money. You have. Now let's see
Speaker 2: where can you go for ten dollars and seventy cents.
Speaker 1: The adventures of Mazie, starring and Southern will continue in
Speaker 1: just a moment, and now back to May.
Speaker 5: Twelve.
Speaker 8: Now leave me from Boston, Cleveland, Hello, and Chicago. Oh,
Speaker 8: give me a ticket, clerk past. You're so aware too,
Speaker 8: It makes no difference. My wife's going away. I mean,
Speaker 8: I want a ticket to Green Meadows.
Speaker 2: Pardon me, Clerk.
Speaker 8: I like smintonation, but I was here first at you you.
Speaker 2: Well, well, if it isn't the thing the DDT was
Speaker 2: invented for, Clerk, I wanted was to ask a short question.
Speaker 8: Look, Clerk, I don't want my wife to miss that bus.
Speaker 8: I need the rest.
Speaker 2: In that case, I'll make it a long question.
Speaker 3: But it took me months to talk my wife into
Speaker 3: being sick. She might change your mind and not go.
Speaker 2: That's nice, clerk, I want to know.
Speaker 11: This is the ticket selling window. If you want to
Speaker 11: know something, why don't you go to the information window.
Speaker 2: Well, that's silly. The line here is much shorter. Besides,
Speaker 2: mister Jeffery's here don't deserve why he won't give others.
Speaker 11: I'm sorry, miss, but this gentleman is ahead of you
Speaker 11: in line.
Speaker 8: He is yeah ahead of me.
Speaker 2: Oh say, look there goes a girl with one of
Speaker 2: those new French bathing suits. Yeah where wait click now,
Speaker 2: I'm pretty.
Speaker 3: I don't see any girl.
Speaker 2: Just look forward. There's one standing right in front of you.
Speaker 11: You, Miss.
Speaker 3: This is a dirty trick, but.
Speaker 2: Not as dirty as the one you played on. Miss, Hammerschlagger.
Speaker 2: That poor girl deserves to go someplace.
Speaker 3: Yes, and I'd like to tell you where you buying
Speaker 3: a ticket for her?
Speaker 7: If so, miswhare too well, I don't know yet.
Speaker 2: I'm just here shopping, shopping. Someday Nancy's gonna have enough
Speaker 2: money for a vacation. It might take months, but there's
Speaker 2: nothing like finding out the nice places where she can go.
Speaker 2: I'm not the kind that waits till the last minute.
Speaker 3: Here what I am?
Speaker 8: If I don't get this ticket for birth, she might
Speaker 8: decide to stay and the bus leaves in a few minutes.
Speaker 11: Has you over a bit of a barrel, doesn't she?
Speaker 2: So yeah, mister Jeffery, Now you know how it feels
Speaker 2: not to get something new but waiting for for years.
Speaker 8: Well look, look I'll take this Hammerschlager back and give
Speaker 8: her a vacation.
Speaker 2: Hello, the whole week with pay?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay, with pay two weeks one week?
Speaker 2: Hmm? Do you have any other suggestions? Clerk?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I'm a desperate man.
Speaker 8: A complete vacation from miss Homerschlaga with two weeks.
Speaker 2: Pay, and you'll buy the bus ticket.
Speaker 11: Buy the bus ticket, clerk, it's very nice in Arizona
Speaker 11: this time of year. Good for rheumatism, you know.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I don't think Nancy needs rheumatism. She has
Speaker 2: enough thing's wrong with her. Now.
Speaker 8: Oh, okay, okay, I'll buy the ticket one way.
Speaker 2: One way.
Speaker 11: A trip to the Canadian Rockies would be just dandy
Speaker 11: for your friend.
Speaker 3: Miss.
Speaker 11: Do you think she can't go up to Lake Louise
Speaker 11: and bams.
Speaker 2: Well, I imagine Nancy would like Lake Louise, but I don't
Speaker 2: think she knows how to bam.
Speaker 3: They got instructors. You're okay, okay, a round trip ticket
Speaker 3: to Lake.
Speaker 2: Louise by mister Jeffery. You're so kind to your employees,
Speaker 2: doing these little things for them out of the kindness
Speaker 2: of your heart.
Speaker 8: He's sure sure anything is worth getting rid of. Birthday tonight,
Speaker 8: I got a date with the girl.
Speaker 3: I mean, we're with a couple.
Speaker 11: Of fellas well. Miss, here's the ticket.
Speaker 3: For your friend. That'll be eighty seven dollars. Eighty seven
Speaker 3: dollars click.
Speaker 2: Tell me all about how vacations are and all the
Speaker 2: other forty eight stays.
Speaker 11: Well, let's start from the beginning alphabetically.
Speaker 3: Alabama. Never mind, here's your money. Thank you. Here's the ticket.
Speaker 11: Miss your friend's bus leaves in two hours.
Speaker 8: Thank you, good bless look Benedict Donald, I had like
Speaker 8: a quick ticket.
Speaker 2: Yes a minute, mister Jeffries. Aren't you forgetting something?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: What do you want me to do?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 3: Buy us something to read on the bust a while
Speaker 3: away the long hours?
Speaker 2: Oh no, mister Jeffies, I think you've done enough for
Speaker 2: the poor girl. Now all I want is to two
Speaker 2: weeks pay in a dance.
Speaker 3: I'll send it to her.
Speaker 2: Tell me more about Alabama, clerk.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, here's the money now, clerk. For goodness sake,
Speaker 8: that ticket for old hatchet face.
Speaker 2: Oh and I think you were first in line, mister Jeffries.
Speaker 2: Do forgive me. I'll rush down to Nancy's place and
Speaker 2: tell her you reconsidered about everything. Goodbye? Now, I guess
Speaker 2: your wife farewell.
Speaker 3: You don't believe I wouldn't like to? How clerk? Hurry? Please?
Speaker 3: One ticket to Green Meadows?
Speaker 11: Hey, yes, sir, a return ticket too, Yeah, done it,
Speaker 11: and here you are, sir. That'll be three dollars and
Speaker 11: eighteen cents.
Speaker 3: Sure, sure, three dollars? He Oh my gosh, what's the matter.
Speaker 3: Don't you think it's worth.
Speaker 8: It, sure, sure, but I don't have a cent on me.
Speaker 8: I gave my last dollar to that female Simon Lagery.
Speaker 11: No money to get your wife out of town. Oh,
Speaker 11: I know exactly how you feel, sir.
Speaker 3: I'm married to clerk. I mean, good friend. Do you
Speaker 3: catch checks checks? That's what I thought.
Speaker 5: I can't believe it, Mayzie, I just can't my job back.
Speaker 5: Two weeks vacation up at Lake Louise with Pate or
Speaker 5: how did you ever do it?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't deserve all the credit, Nancy. Most of it
Speaker 2: goes to missus Jeffries.
Speaker 5: Missus Jeffries. But she's a real nasty old witch. Did
Speaker 5: you ever see her?
Speaker 2: No? But her husband did do much of it. Well,
Speaker 2: come on, honey, let's get your bag packed. Your bus
Speaker 2: leaves in an hour and a half.
Speaker 5: Oh, it won't take me longer. I don't have much, Mayzie.
Speaker 5: What do you do with Lake Louise?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: They have everything a girl wants for a vacation. They
Speaker 2: have nine and nine and fellas.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but look at me, Mayzie. Do you see think
Speaker 5: a man? Would you know?
Speaker 3: For me?
Speaker 2: Then there's golfing and fishing. He got something to catch
Speaker 2: a fish? Nancy, No, what do you need? Well, there's
Speaker 2: a pole and a hook, and I guess you'll need
Speaker 2: to buy a worm.
Speaker 5: Gosh, I still have my packing to do, Mazie. I
Speaker 5: know you've really extended yourself for me.
Speaker 2: Oh well, sure, honey, I'll buy your fishing equipment for you.
Speaker 2: We got the loot to do it with now.
Speaker 5: And see, it would be nice to buy the stuff
Speaker 5: at mister Jeffrey's store. I mean, after all he did
Speaker 5: for me, don't you think you should give him the business?
Speaker 2: Honey? You got something there. If there's anything I've enjoyed,
Speaker 2: it's given mister Jeffries the business. Be right back.
Speaker 7: Good afternoon, miss, Can I help you?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: I would like something to catch fish with?
Speaker 7: Oh you want a rod?
Speaker 2: A rod? I want to catch fish, not shoot him.
Speaker 7: But that's a good way to.
Speaker 2: A friend of mine is going away, so let me
Speaker 2: have one of them fishing poles, one of those cute
Speaker 2: little cork things that floats, and a small worm, a
Speaker 2: small Well, she's a beginner, just wants to catch a
Speaker 2: little fish to start with.
Speaker 7: He is. They're the cutest. Now, let's see how about
Speaker 7: a line?
Speaker 2: Oh, I'll tell her and you must write to her too.
Speaker 7: That's part of the fishing years. Now. He is a
Speaker 7: nice rod. It's all rigged up.
Speaker 2: Oh well, isn't it sort of skinny?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 7: Fat? One's a more expensiveness and this one is a
Speaker 7: real beauty.
Speaker 3: Here.
Speaker 7: Just try casting with this rod?
Speaker 2: Is okay? I'll do that.
Speaker 7: Now, just a wee shortcast man. After all, we are
Speaker 7: in the store, you know, Yeah, sure.
Speaker 2: Here goes far. Oh I think I caught.
Speaker 7: Something, miss, I said, a shortcast. You broke off front window? Well,
Speaker 7: now what do you have to say?
Speaker 2: How much are your golf clubs?
Speaker 3: Mister Gordon? Who in founderation? Did they you? Again?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Hello, mister Jeffries, we meet again. Small world, isn't it
Speaker 2: small enough?
Speaker 3: Didn't you know you're not supposed to use that rod
Speaker 3: in here?
Speaker 2: But how was? I don't know. There ain't no signs around,
Speaker 2: no fishing a lot.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry about that broken window, mister Jeffrey.
Speaker 8: Yes, somebody else is going to be sorry. That window
Speaker 8: costs me one thousand dollars. Well, miss, what do you
Speaker 8: have to say?
Speaker 2: But it ain't worth it, mister Jeffries. It has a
Speaker 2: big hole in.
Speaker 8: It, and you put it there, and you're going to
Speaker 8: pay for it, and.
Speaker 2: I don't have a thousand dollars.
Speaker 8: I'm glad now you can just stay here and work
Speaker 8: it out until it's all paid for.
Speaker 2: Mess, but the de will take months. And I got
Speaker 2: to be back at Miss Hammerschlaggers. Her bus leaves in
Speaker 2: an hour, and I got the ticket. You remember, mister Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: Oh can I forget? Because of you?
Speaker 8: My wife missed her bus and I had to buy
Speaker 8: her a plane ticket.
Speaker 7: A plane tickets. But where missus Jeffers is going is
Speaker 7: only seventy miles.
Speaker 8: A week, Gordon.
Speaker 3: When I want to get rid of a wife, money
Speaker 3: is no object. Come with me, miss, But.
Speaker 2: Mister Jeffrey, I can't sell anything. Why. I once worked
Speaker 2: in a five and ten cent store and was fired
Speaker 2: because I couldn't remember the prices.
Speaker 3: All prices.
Speaker 8: You're going to remember, woman, and you're going to learn
Speaker 8: how to sell too. You chiseled me out of enough
Speaker 8: money for one day. Come with me, No, No, Miss
Speaker 8: Revere Jehosavan. How can you be so difficult to teach?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's easy when you put your mind to it,
Speaker 2: Mister Jeffrey, Nancy's waiting for a bus.
Speaker 3: Ticket, shnaked.
Speaker 8: I'm going to make a sales girl out of you,
Speaker 8: or die trying.
Speaker 2: Okay, but I'll bet you tutor when you can't make.
Speaker 8: It, we shall see. Now let's pretend once more that
Speaker 8: I'm the customer here. I come into the store again.
Speaker 2: Silly boy. What can I do for you, sir?
Speaker 3: I'd like to buy a mouse trap?
Speaker 2: Yes, sir? How many mice do you have in your house?
Speaker 3: You know, hundreds of them.
Speaker 2: Oh, in that case, you want one of our large
Speaker 2: mouse traps.
Speaker 3: You never mind, Look, just sell me a trap. I'm
Speaker 3: in a hurry, in a hurry. Yes, my wife wants
Speaker 3: to catch your plate.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I don't think we have traps that lot.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, you'll never make a sales go.
Speaker 2: Oh thank you, sir. That's what I've been telling you. Goodbye, sir.
Speaker 3: Oh no, you don't come back here.
Speaker 2: I got to get to Nancy with a ticket. Let go,
Speaker 2: take your hands off.
Speaker 4: Let go.
Speaker 8: And I don't want the whole world to know what's
Speaker 8: going on down here?
Speaker 7: Do you mind?
Speaker 3: If I know this girl is trying to get away
Speaker 3: from me? After all, she's cool.
Speaker 2: Oh you're just in time that had him.
Speaker 3: So it seems I've.
Speaker 12: Always suspected my husband of having a sharp eye for
Speaker 12: the lady. And now I know why you were so
Speaker 12: anxious to get me out of town.
Speaker 2: Oh so you're the old battle axe, Herb. It's been
Speaker 2: telling me about Bedlax.
Speaker 8: Reveal this all Battleax is my wife, I mean, was
Speaker 8: your wife, Heavett.
Speaker 3: It's a good thing.
Speaker 12: I decided to drop into the store to say goodbye,
Speaker 12: because now it is goodbye.
Speaker 8: Okay, give us your care, divorce mevia all my money
Speaker 8: everything it's in your name.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess i'll leave now. Herbert can't keep Lake
Speaker 2: Louise waiting, you know Lake Louise. Yeah, thanks to your husband,
Speaker 2: missus hatches face, I mean Jeffries, a certain lovely young
Speaker 2: girl is gone away for a two week vacation with
Speaker 2: pay and all expense is taken care of.
Speaker 7: Herber's arranged all this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because I had to work on him a little.
Speaker 2: You know how your husband is, Missus Jeffrey.
Speaker 7: No, but I'm learning.
Speaker 3: I know what you'll say to you.
Speaker 12: So, Herbert, Jeffries, now you're arranging for expensive vacations for
Speaker 12: your more glamorous sales girls.
Speaker 2: Oh glamorous. Well, I wouldn't say that.
Speaker 3: Missus Jeffrey, you look only did it because she insisted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he had a bribed the doctor to get
Speaker 2: you go away.
Speaker 3: Yes, I I am looking.
Speaker 7: Since when have you decided to change to.
Speaker 4: A good Oh?
Speaker 2: Years ago?
Speaker 7: I meant you herb it.
Speaker 3: You don't understand both At the.
Speaker 2: Time was so short and you wanted to have one
Speaker 2: last fling you.
Speaker 12: Well, you can have it, Herbert, but you're not gonna
Speaker 12: have the money to fling it very far.
Speaker 2: Goodbye, goodbye, missus Jeffrey, have a nice.
Speaker 6: Trip you love.
Speaker 3: Miss Revere. You can straighten this whole thing. I'll tell
Speaker 3: my wife the whole truth.
Speaker 2: Oh but how can I run after her? I'm supposed
Speaker 2: to be here working. It's selling.
Speaker 3: You won't forget about all that?
Speaker 5: Do you?
Speaker 8: Just tell her about poor drab old Miss Harberschluger.
Speaker 2: You mean the one who has to go all the
Speaker 2: way to such a nice place like like like Lake
Speaker 2: Louise without a decent wardrobe.
Speaker 3: You all get her a wardrobe and.
Speaker 2: No golf clubs, lots of spending money and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Did you get it? Every Just tell my wife the truth?
Speaker 2: Oh you mean about Nancy coming back to work for
Speaker 2: you at a raise a race. Now, look here, how
Speaker 2: do you do sir? Can I interest you in a
Speaker 2: mousetrap today?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you mean you're bia? No, no, anything.
Speaker 8: You want to raise shorter hours, longer lunch periods.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, that's great, mister Jeffrey, you're really a wonderful boss.
Speaker 2: You want to know something Tomorrow, I think I'm going
Speaker 2: to start working here.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, in just the moment, we shall return
Speaker 1: to the adventures of Mazie now once again.
Speaker 11: Here is well.
Speaker 2: For a while, I didn't think those scare tactics with
Speaker 2: mister Jefferies would work, because there's an old saying that
Speaker 2: you can lead a horse to water, but you can't
Speaker 2: make him drink unless he's a jackass. Anyway, Nancy's on
Speaker 2: her way to a beautiful hotel for her vacation, and
Speaker 2: I hope she catches more than just fish, and I
Speaker 2: think she might too. She really has a nice figure
Speaker 2: and she has brains too, which is what a man
Speaker 2: looks for in a woman after he's looked for everything else. Well,
Speaker 2: I got to go back to my boarding house now
Speaker 2: and figure out my menu for the rest of the week.
Speaker 2: Got to make up for that pind of blood I
Speaker 2: gave this morning. I wonder how many cans of beans
Speaker 2: make one kind of blood?
Speaker 1: You have just heard. The Adventures of Mazie, starring and
Speaker 1: Southern Mazie, was written by Arthur Phillips. Original music was
Speaker 1: composed and conducted by Harry Zimmerman. Supporting cast included Elvia Allman,
Speaker 1: Peter Leeds, Frank Nelson, Sammy Hill, and Howard McNair, Jack
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