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<v Speaker 1>I have, babe, say, how about a little girl?

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<v Speaker 2>Does that answer your question? Buddy?

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<v Speaker 1>The Adventures of Mazie starring and Southern. You all remember

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<v Speaker 1>Metro Golden Mayor's famous Mazie pictures. In just a moment,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll hear Mazie in radio, starring the same glamorous star

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<v Speaker 1>you all went to see and loved on the screen.

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<v Speaker 3>And Southern.

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<v Speaker 4>But first you're announcer.

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<v Speaker 3>Our heirs and Southern as Mazie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, I'm mazy like the fella, said Mazie Revere, Just

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<v Speaker 2>a gal who ain't concerned about taking it with me

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<v Speaker 2>when I go, because when you're in show business like me,

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<v Speaker 2>you're used to traveling light.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>The way I figure it, today will be yesterday tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>But for a lot of people, there wouldn't be a

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<v Speaker 2>tomorrow if it weren't for certain organizations called the bud Banks.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you'll pardon a small pun, these are the

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<v Speaker 2>only banks in the world that can't operate unless they're

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<v Speaker 2>in the red. I know the wonderful work these outfits

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<v Speaker 2>do because three times a week I work at one

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<v Speaker 2>of the banks. Is a sort of receive and teller

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<v Speaker 2>in charge of deposits there's no honey involved in any

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<v Speaker 2>of this. The only compensation you get is that a

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<v Speaker 2>life may be saved, and who can tell, maybe that

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<v Speaker 2>life will be yours. Oh, miss, miss, I hope you

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<v Speaker 2>don't mind my not getting up from the desk. Honey,

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<v Speaker 2>I just gave another pint of my blood.

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<v Speaker 5>Gosh, a whole pine. Doesn't that make you a little weak?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh not the least, miss, And it's all over before

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<v Speaker 2>you can snap your fingers like this like this. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I am just a little weak. What can

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<v Speaker 2>I do for you, honey?

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<v Speaker 5>Well I heard about these blood pangs and I thought

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<v Speaker 5>that I could.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, Girley, we just take. We don't give, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'd like to give a little. Well, you're a swell

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<v Speaker 2>galfa wanting to help, But we're in the business of

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<v Speaker 2>saving lives, not throwing them away. Yes, but I tell

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<v Speaker 2>you what, you build yourself up a little, I mean

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<v Speaker 2>a lot, and then in a couple of years you

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<v Speaker 2>come back.

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<v Speaker 5>But that's exactly why I'm here, my health, That's why

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<v Speaker 5>I want to sell my blood.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh honey, we don't pay our donors. They give for free.

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<v Speaker 5>They don't get paid.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, only with something you can't put in the bank. Honey,

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<v Speaker 2>gratitude and human lives, you see, miss.

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<v Speaker 5>Nancy, Nancy Homer Schlugger.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, oh, well, it's silly to cry over a thing

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<v Speaker 2>like that, Nancy. And you got to do is change

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<v Speaker 2>your second name.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, you don't understand, my doctor, He says, I need

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<v Speaker 6>to have a long vacation. I shouldn't work for at

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<v Speaker 6>least a couple of weeks to go to a nice hotel,

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<v Speaker 6>meet some nice young men. Maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>Well the dog is ride, Nancy, and you should take

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<v Speaker 2>your blood with you.

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<v Speaker 6>Mister Jeffries, that's my boss, he said. I'm not eligible

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<v Speaker 6>for a vacation yet. I've only worked for him for

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<v Speaker 6>two years.

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<v Speaker 2>Two years with no vacation. Where do you work at

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<v Speaker 2>a chain gang?

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<v Speaker 6>No, mister Jeffers has a store on Market in fifty,

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<v Speaker 6>a small department store.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm a sales girl. Mister Jeffrey said that if I

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<v Speaker 5>continue to work.

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<v Speaker 2>Real hard, he'd give you every other labor day off.

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<v Speaker 5>Huh, oh, you know, mister Jeffries.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but I'm going to meet him, Nancy and get

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<v Speaker 2>you that vacation with pay.

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<v Speaker 5>But you can't do that, mister Jeffries. He doesn't like

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<v Speaker 5>to be told what to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, well, don't worry. I'm not going to tell him.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just going to ask him.

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<v Speaker 5>You'll appeal to him as a man.

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<v Speaker 2>For sure. How old is this mister Jeffries?

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<v Speaker 5>Sixty?

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<v Speaker 2>In that case, I'll have to appeal to him as

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<v Speaker 2>a man. He's too old for me to appeal to

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<v Speaker 2>him as a woman. Now, now you run along back

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<v Speaker 2>to work, Nancy, and leave everything a little mazy.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh gosh, maze. I can't understand why you're doing this

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<v Speaker 5>for me. I'm a total stranger, Honey.

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<v Speaker 2>There are no strangers in this world. There aren't no

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<v Speaker 2>We're all just people, people who haven't been formally introduced.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, mister Jeffries at once?

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<v Speaker 7>What is it?

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<v Speaker 5>Sir? Did I do anything?

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<v Speaker 3>Miss Hammerschlagger?

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<v Speaker 8>Do you recall what I said to you when you

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<v Speaker 8>came to me two years ago and said you'd be

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<v Speaker 8>willing to work for half of what anybody else here

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<v Speaker 8>was getting.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, sir, you said you're hired.

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<v Speaker 8>Actually, I mean you remember that I said all my

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<v Speaker 8>salespeople are allowed one hour and one hour.

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly for lunch.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, sir, Well, if you'll gaze at the clock, you'll

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<v Speaker 8>notice it's now one thirty and one half, Miss Hammerschlagger,

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<v Speaker 8>you're exactly thirty seconds late.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry, sir, but I went to the.

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<v Speaker 8>Bloodbed, the bloodbed, Miss Hammerschlager, when I hired you as

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<v Speaker 8>a sales girl, I hired the entire Miss Nancy Hammerschlagger.

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<v Speaker 3>Blood and all.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, sir, thank you, Sir.

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<v Speaker 8>You may return to your count of Miss Hamerschlager and

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<v Speaker 8>be thankful that I'm in a gracious mood today.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yes, sir, I thought you were kinder than usual today.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and justifiably so, Miss Hammerschlagger.

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<v Speaker 8>This morning, Missus jeff please told me something that I've

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<v Speaker 8>waited to hear since the day we were first married.

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<v Speaker 8>You mean, yes, Missus Jeffries went to the doctors this morning,

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<v Speaker 8>and it's true.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, she has to go away for a long rast. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm going down to the bus station this afternoon and

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<v Speaker 8>buy the ticket and now back to work.

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<v Speaker 3>Miss How much like a hurry hurry?

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<v Speaker 8>This trip is costing me plenty, but it's worth every dollar,

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<v Speaker 8>including the bribe I gave the doctor.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yes, sir, I've seen Missus Jeffries. Sir, Hey, yes, sir,

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<v Speaker 5>What can I do for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Sir?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yes, mansion.

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<v Speaker 2>What can we do for you today?

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<v Speaker 3>Penny Stall has it? Jeffries has it? And what can

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<v Speaker 3>we show you today?

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<v Speaker 9>The floor marks, fly swater, bathing cap, beach umbrella, Bobby pins,

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<v Speaker 9>lamp chains, laodium, lawnmower, dog collar, no ironing, born, electric fan, paints, prayer, beach,

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<v Speaker 9>bad deep frieze radio.

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<v Speaker 2>What was that next to the last one?

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<v Speaker 3>Did dree? No?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah it miss, I'm a busy man. Exactly what do

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<v Speaker 8>you want?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'd like to see mister Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 3>Well why didn't you say so?

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't come to it yet?

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<v Speaker 3>I was working up to it. I'm mister Jeffries.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh how do you do?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just peachy fine, miss. Now what can I do

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<v Speaker 3>for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, mister Jeffries. Yeah, Well, miss Jeffries, you don't know

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<v Speaker 2>me and I don't know you, true, true, Well what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean is yeah, Well, what I mean is you

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<v Speaker 2>don't know me and I don't know you.

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<v Speaker 5>Well.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, now we're getting someplace, aren't we.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, mister Jeffries, I know you have a heart and

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<v Speaker 2>a soul and a conscience.

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<v Speaker 3>It is if you're here to take inventory no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not that, mister Jeffries. As well, you have an

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<v Speaker 2>employee here named Nancy Hammerschlagger.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh yes, one of my most trusted employees. Very efficient,

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<v Speaker 8>very efficient.

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<v Speaker 2>But she won't be efficient long, mister Jeffries, have you

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<v Speaker 2>noticed how thin and sickly she is?

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<v Speaker 3>And miss exactly what are you getting at?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, mister Jeffries, Well, Nancy's all run down and her

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<v Speaker 2>doctor says she needs a vacationer at least two weeks

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<v Speaker 2>with pay or else. Well, I said it, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>glad it's.

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<v Speaker 8>So am I so our dear poor miss Hammerschlager's health

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<v Speaker 8>hangs in the balance.

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<v Speaker 3>A little ignorant me is standing in the way of

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<v Speaker 3>her future.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, oh, poor tired Nancy's so loyal. I told her

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<v Speaker 2>you couldn't be the hard hearted louse. She said you were, Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>So, Miss Hammerschlager said, I was allowed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but in a nice way.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well that was very kind of.

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<v Speaker 8>And Miss, how much of a vacation did the good

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<v Speaker 8>doctor prescribe for the poor delicate creature?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, two weeks. And if you just do this little

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<v Speaker 2>thing for Miss Hammerschlagger, you will make a friend for life.

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<v Speaker 10>Gee, gosh, and missus Hemmerschlager, Oh, miss Hemmerschlager. Jeffery, Yes,

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<v Speaker 10>dear girl, come here, lifelong friend, Yes.

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<v Speaker 5>Sir mister Jeffries. Oh amaz, it's you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and don't be nervous, Nancy, Honey, mister Jefferes isn't

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<v Speaker 2>half as nasty as he looks he is.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, you talk to him, explained.

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<v Speaker 3>The entire story, my dear, and you'll never know how

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<v Speaker 3>this old friend of yours helped you in your hour

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<v Speaker 3>of me.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, amaze, he isn't an old friend. I just met

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<v Speaker 5>her during my lunch hour at the blood bank.

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<v Speaker 8>Will Miss Hammerschlocker, you confide it in a total stranger

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<v Speaker 8>about me.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh you don't understand, mister j O.

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<v Speaker 3>But I do, Miss Hammerschlagger.

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<v Speaker 8>This good friend of yours has opened these poor selfish

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<v Speaker 8>eyes to the truth.

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<v Speaker 5>You mean it crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's right, honey. You thought mister Jeffers was a

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<v Speaker 2>tight fisted louse, But he's going to show you the

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<v Speaker 2>kind of louse he really is. An't to mister Jeffery.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh but dear girl, but definitely you mean I'm going

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<v Speaker 8>to get it?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that you are, my dear.

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<v Speaker 8>Now how long a vacation did the good doctor suggest

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<v Speaker 8>you take this, Hammerslaga?

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<v Speaker 2>Two weeks?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, come, come, ladies. After all, a human life, a

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<v Speaker 3>precious human life, depends on these how many weeks? Six

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<v Speaker 3>it is?

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<v Speaker 8>And when you come back, nice and refreshed with your

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<v Speaker 8>strength and energy, replenished with roses in those pale cheese. Yes,

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<v Speaker 8>look for another job. You're fired, fired, and I'm doubling

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<v Speaker 8>your surry mis Hamerslaga. Now you'll be losing twice as much. Goodbye.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh Mazey, Now I'm out of a job and I'll

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<v Speaker 5>never get that vacation.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yes you will, honey. You're going to take a

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<v Speaker 2>trip someplace.

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<v Speaker 5>But all I have in the world is ten dollars,

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<v Speaker 5>So cheer up.

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<v Speaker 2>I've saved a little money. You have. Now let's see

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<v Speaker 2>where can you go for ten dollars and seventy cents.

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<v Speaker 1>The adventures of Mazie, starring and Southern will continue in

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<v Speaker 1>just a moment, and now back to May.

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<v Speaker 5>Twelve.

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<v Speaker 8>Now leave me from Boston, Cleveland, Hello, and Chicago. Oh,

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<v Speaker 8>give me a ticket, clerk past. You're so aware too,

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<v Speaker 8>It makes no difference. My wife's going away. I mean,

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<v Speaker 8>I want a ticket to Green Meadows.

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<v Speaker 2>Pardon me, Clerk.

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<v Speaker 8>I like smintonation, but I was here first at you you.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, well, if it isn't the thing the DDT was

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<v Speaker 2>invented for, Clerk, I wanted was to ask a short question.

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<v Speaker 8>Look, Clerk, I don't want my wife to miss that bus.

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<v Speaker 8>I need the rest.

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<v Speaker 2>In that case, I'll make it a long question.

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<v Speaker 3>But it took me months to talk my wife into

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<v Speaker 3>being sick. She might change your mind and not go.

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<v Speaker 2>That's nice, clerk, I want to know.

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<v Speaker 11>This is the ticket selling window. If you want to

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<v Speaker 11>know something, why don't you go to the information window.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's silly. The line here is much shorter. Besides,

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<v Speaker 2>mister Jeffery's here don't deserve why he won't give others.

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<v Speaker 11>I'm sorry, miss, but this gentleman is ahead of you

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<v Speaker 11>in line.

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<v Speaker 8>He is yeah ahead of me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh say, look there goes a girl with one of

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<v Speaker 2>those new French bathing suits. Yeah where wait click now,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't see any girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Just look forward. There's one standing right in front of you.

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<v Speaker 11>You, Miss.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a dirty trick, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Not as dirty as the one you played on. Miss, Hammerschlagger.

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<v Speaker 2>That poor girl deserves to go someplace.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and I'd like to tell you where you buying

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<v Speaker 3>a ticket for her?

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<v Speaker 7>If so, miswhare too well, I don't know yet.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just here shopping, shopping. Someday Nancy's gonna have enough

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<v Speaker 2>money for a vacation. It might take months, but there's

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<v Speaker 2>nothing like finding out the nice places where she can go.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not the kind that waits till the last minute.

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<v Speaker 3>Here what I am?

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<v Speaker 8>If I don't get this ticket for birth, she might

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<v Speaker 8>decide to stay and the bus leaves in a few minutes.

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<v Speaker 11>Has you over a bit of a barrel, doesn't she?

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, mister Jeffery, Now you know how it feels

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<v Speaker 2>not to get something new but waiting for for years.

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<v Speaker 8>Well look, look I'll take this Hammerschlager back and give

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<v Speaker 8>her a vacation.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, the whole week with pay?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, okay, with pay two weeks one week?

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<v Speaker 2>Hmm? Do you have any other suggestions? Clerk?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, I'm a desperate man.

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<v Speaker 8>A complete vacation from miss Homerschlaga with two weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>Pay, and you'll buy the bus ticket.

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<v Speaker 11>Buy the bus ticket, clerk, it's very nice in Arizona

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<v Speaker 11>this time of year. Good for rheumatism, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, I don't think Nancy needs rheumatism. She has

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<v Speaker 2>enough thing's wrong with her. Now.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh, okay, okay, I'll buy the ticket one way.

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<v Speaker 2>One way.

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<v Speaker 11>A trip to the Canadian Rockies would be just dandy

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<v Speaker 11>for your friend.

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<v Speaker 3>Miss.

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<v Speaker 11>Do you think she can't go up to Lake Louise

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<v Speaker 11>and bams.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I imagine Nancy would like Lake Louise, but I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think she knows how to bam.

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<v Speaker 3>They got instructors. You're okay, okay, a round trip ticket

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<v Speaker 3>to Lake.

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<v Speaker 2>Louise by mister Jeffery. You're so kind to your employees,

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<v Speaker 2>doing these little things for them out of the kindness

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<v Speaker 2>of your heart.

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<v Speaker 8>He's sure sure anything is worth getting rid of. Birthday tonight,

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<v Speaker 8>I got a date with the girl.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, we're with a couple.

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<v Speaker 11>Of fellas well. Miss, here's the ticket.

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<v Speaker 3>For your friend. That'll be eighty seven dollars. Eighty seven

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<v Speaker 3>dollars click.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me all about how vacations are and all the

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<v Speaker 2>other forty eight stays.

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<v Speaker 11>Well, let's start from the beginning alphabetically.

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<v Speaker 3>Alabama. Never mind, here's your money. Thank you. Here's the ticket.

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<v Speaker 11>Miss your friend's bus leaves in two hours.

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<v Speaker 8>Thank you, good bless look Benedict Donald, I had like

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<v Speaker 8>a quick ticket.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes a minute, mister Jeffries. Aren't you forgetting something?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you want me to do?

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<v Speaker 5>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>Buy us something to read on the bust a while

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<v Speaker 3>away the long hours?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, mister Jeffies, I think you've done enough for

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<v Speaker 2>the poor girl. Now all I want is to two

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<v Speaker 2>weeks pay in a dance.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll send it to her.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me more about Alabama, clerk.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, okay, here's the money now, clerk. For goodness sake,

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<v Speaker 8>that ticket for old hatchet face.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh and I think you were first in line, mister Jeffries.

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<v Speaker 2>Do forgive me. I'll rush down to Nancy's place and

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<v Speaker 2>tell her you reconsidered about everything. Goodbye? Now, I guess

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<v Speaker 2>your wife farewell.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't believe I wouldn't like to? How clerk? Hurry? Please?

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<v Speaker 3>One ticket to Green Meadows?

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<v Speaker 11>Hey, yes, sir, a return ticket too, Yeah, done it,

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<v Speaker 11>and here you are, sir. That'll be three dollars and

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<v Speaker 11>eighteen cents.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, sure, three dollars? He Oh my gosh, what's the matter.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you think it's worth.

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<v Speaker 8>It, sure, sure, but I don't have a cent on me.

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<v Speaker 8>I gave my last dollar to that female Simon Lagery.

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<v Speaker 11>No money to get your wife out of town. Oh,

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<v Speaker 11>I know exactly how you feel, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm married to clerk. I mean, good friend. Do you

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<v Speaker 3>catch checks checks? That's what I thought.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't believe it, Mayzie, I just can't my job back.

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<v Speaker 5>Two weeks vacation up at Lake Louise with Pate or

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<v Speaker 5>how did you ever do it?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't deserve all the credit, Nancy. Most of it

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<v Speaker 2>goes to missus Jeffries.

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<v Speaker 5>Missus Jeffries. But she's a real nasty old witch. Did

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<v Speaker 5>you ever see her?

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<v Speaker 2>No? But her husband did do much of it. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>come on, honey, let's get your bag packed. Your bus

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<v Speaker 2>leaves in an hour and a half.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, it won't take me longer. I don't have much, Mayzie.

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<v Speaker 5>What do you do with Lake Louise?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>They have everything a girl wants for a vacation. They

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<v Speaker 2>have nine and nine and fellas.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but look at me, Mayzie. Do you see think

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<v Speaker 5>a man? Would you know?

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<v Speaker 3>For me?

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<v Speaker 2>Then there's golfing and fishing. He got something to catch

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<v Speaker 2>a fish? Nancy, No, what do you need? Well, there's

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<v Speaker 2>a pole and a hook, and I guess you'll need

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<v Speaker 2>to buy a worm.

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<v Speaker 5>Gosh, I still have my packing to do, Mazie. I

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<v Speaker 5>know you've really extended yourself for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, sure, honey, I'll buy your fishing equipment for you.

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<v Speaker 2>We got the loot to do it with now.

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<v Speaker 5>And see, it would be nice to buy the stuff

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<v Speaker 5>at mister Jeffrey's store. I mean, after all he did

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<v Speaker 5>for me, don't you think you should give him the business?

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<v Speaker 2>Honey? You got something there. If there's anything I've enjoyed,

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<v Speaker 2>it's given mister Jeffries the business. Be right back.

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<v Speaker 7>Good afternoon, miss, Can I help you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>I would like something to catch fish with?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh you want a rod?

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<v Speaker 2>A rod? I want to catch fish, not shoot him.

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<v Speaker 7>But that's a good way to.

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<v Speaker 2>A friend of mine is going away, so let me

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<v Speaker 2>have one of them fishing poles, one of those cute

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<v Speaker 2>little cork things that floats, and a small worm, a

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<v Speaker 2>small Well, she's a beginner, just wants to catch a

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<v Speaker 2>little fish to start with.

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<v Speaker 7>He is. They're the cutest. Now, let's see how about

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<v Speaker 7>a line?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'll tell her and you must write to her too.

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<v Speaker 7>That's part of the fishing years. Now. He is a

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<v Speaker 7>nice rod. It's all rigged up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, isn't it sort of skinny?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 7>Fat? One's a more expensiveness and this one is a

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<v Speaker 7>real beauty.

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<v Speaker 3>Here.

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<v Speaker 7>Just try casting with this rod?

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<v Speaker 2>Is okay? I'll do that.

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<v Speaker 7>Now, just a wee shortcast man. After all, we are

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<v Speaker 7>in the store, you know, Yeah, sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Here goes far. Oh I think I caught.

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<v Speaker 7>Something, miss, I said, a shortcast. You broke off front window? Well,

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<v Speaker 7>now what do you have to say?

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<v Speaker 2>How much are your golf clubs?

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<v Speaker 3>Mister Gordon? Who in founderation? Did they you? Again?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, mister Jeffries, we meet again. Small world, isn't it

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<v Speaker 2>small enough?

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't you know you're not supposed to use that rod

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<v Speaker 3>in here?

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<v Speaker 2>But how was? I don't know. There ain't no signs around,

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<v Speaker 2>no fishing a lot.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm sorry about that broken window, mister Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, somebody else is going to be sorry. That window

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<v Speaker 8>costs me one thousand dollars. Well, miss, what do you

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<v Speaker 8>have to say?

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<v Speaker 2>But it ain't worth it, mister Jeffries. It has a

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<v Speaker 2>big hole in.

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<v Speaker 8>It, and you put it there, and you're going to

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<v Speaker 8>pay for it, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have a thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm glad now you can just stay here and work

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<v Speaker 8>it out until it's all paid for.

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<v Speaker 2>Mess, but the de will take months. And I got

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<v Speaker 2>to be back at Miss Hammerschlaggers. Her bus leaves in

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<v Speaker 2>an hour, and I got the ticket. You remember, mister Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh can I forget? Because of you?

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<v Speaker 8>My wife missed her bus and I had to buy

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<v Speaker 8>her a plane ticket.

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<v Speaker 7>A plane tickets. But where missus Jeffers is going is

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<v Speaker 7>only seventy miles.

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<v Speaker 8>A week, Gordon.

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<v Speaker 3>When I want to get rid of a wife, money

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<v Speaker 3>is no object. Come with me, miss, But.

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<v Speaker 2>Mister Jeffrey, I can't sell anything. Why. I once worked

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<v Speaker 2>in a five and ten cent store and was fired

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<v Speaker 2>because I couldn't remember the prices.

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<v Speaker 3>All prices.

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<v Speaker 8>You're going to remember, woman, and you're going to learn

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<v Speaker 8>how to sell too. You chiseled me out of enough

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<v Speaker 8>money for one day. Come with me, No, No, Miss

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<v Speaker 8>Revere Jehosavan. How can you be so difficult to teach?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's easy when you put your mind to it,

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<v Speaker 2>Mister Jeffrey, Nancy's waiting for a bus.

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<v Speaker 3>Ticket, shnaked.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm going to make a sales girl out of you,

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<v Speaker 8>or die trying.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but I'll bet you tutor when you can't make.

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<v Speaker 8>It, we shall see. Now let's pretend once more that

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<v Speaker 8>I'm the customer here. I come into the store again.

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<v Speaker 2>Silly boy. What can I do for you, sir?

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<v Speaker 3>I'd like to buy a mouse trap?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, sir? How many mice do you have in your house?

442
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<v Speaker 3>You know, hundreds of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, in that case, you want one of our large

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<v Speaker 2>mouse traps.

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<v Speaker 3>You never mind, Look, just sell me a trap. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>in a hurry, in a hurry. Yes, my wife wants

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<v Speaker 3>to catch your plate.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, I don't think we have traps that lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my goodness, you'll never make a sales go.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh thank you, sir. That's what I've been telling you. Goodbye, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, you don't come back here.

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<v Speaker 2>I got to get to Nancy with a ticket. Let go,

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<v Speaker 2>take your hands off.

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<v Speaker 4>Let go.

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<v Speaker 8>And I don't want the whole world to know what's

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<v Speaker 8>going on down here?

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<v Speaker 7>Do you mind?

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<v Speaker 3>If I know this girl is trying to get away

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<v Speaker 3>from me? After all, she's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you're just in time that had him.

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<v Speaker 3>So it seems I've.

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<v Speaker 12>Always suspected my husband of having a sharp eye for

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<v Speaker 12>the lady. And now I know why you were so

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<v Speaker 12>anxious to get me out of town.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so you're the old battle axe, Herb. It's been

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<v Speaker 2>telling me about Bedlax.

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<v Speaker 8>Reveal this all Battleax is my wife, I mean, was

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<v Speaker 8>your wife, Heavett.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a good thing.

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<v Speaker 12>I decided to drop into the store to say goodbye,

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<v Speaker 12>because now it is goodbye.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, give us your care, divorce mevia all my money

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<v Speaker 8>everything it's in your name.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I guess i'll leave now. Herbert can't keep Lake

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<v Speaker 2>Louise waiting, you know Lake Louise. Yeah, thanks to your husband,

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<v Speaker 2>missus hatches face, I mean Jeffries, a certain lovely young

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<v Speaker 2>girl is gone away for a two week vacation with

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<v Speaker 2>pay and all expense is taken care of.

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<v Speaker 7>Herber's arranged all this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, because I had to work on him a little.

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<v Speaker 2>You know how your husband is, Missus Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 7>No, but I'm learning.

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<v Speaker 3>I know what you'll say to you.

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<v Speaker 12>So, Herbert, Jeffries, now you're arranging for expensive vacations for

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<v Speaker 12>your more glamorous sales girls.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh glamorous. Well, I wouldn't say that.

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<v Speaker 3>Missus Jeffrey, you look only did it because she insisted.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and he had a bribed the doctor to get

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<v Speaker 2>you go away.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I I am looking.

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<v Speaker 7>Since when have you decided to change to.

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<v Speaker 4>A good Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Years ago?

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<v Speaker 7>I meant you herb it.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't understand both At the.

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<v Speaker 2>Time was so short and you wanted to have one

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<v Speaker 2>last fling you.

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<v Speaker 12>Well, you can have it, Herbert, but you're not gonna

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<v Speaker 12>have the money to fling it very far.

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<v Speaker 2>Goodbye, goodbye, missus Jeffrey, have a nice.

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<v Speaker 6>Trip you love.

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<v Speaker 3>Miss Revere. You can straighten this whole thing. I'll tell

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<v Speaker 3>my wife the whole truth.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh but how can I run after her? I'm supposed

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<v Speaker 2>to be here working. It's selling.

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<v Speaker 3>You won't forget about all that?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you?

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<v Speaker 8>Just tell her about poor drab old Miss Harberschluger.

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<v Speaker 2>You mean the one who has to go all the

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<v Speaker 2>way to such a nice place like like like Lake

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<v Speaker 2>Louise without a decent wardrobe.

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<v Speaker 3>You all get her a wardrobe and.

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<v Speaker 2>No golf clubs, lots of spending money and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you get it? Every Just tell my wife the truth?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you mean about Nancy coming back to work for

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<v Speaker 2>you at a raise a race. Now, look here, how

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<v Speaker 2>do you do sir? Can I interest you in a

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<v Speaker 2>mousetrap today?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, you mean you're bia? No, no, anything.

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<v Speaker 8>You want to raise shorter hours, longer lunch periods.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh gosh, that's great, mister Jeffrey, you're really a wonderful boss.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to know something Tomorrow, I think I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to start working here.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, in just the moment, we shall return

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<v Speaker 1>to the adventures of Mazie now once again.

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<v Speaker 11>Here is well.

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<v Speaker 2>For a while, I didn't think those scare tactics with

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<v Speaker 2>mister Jefferies would work, because there's an old saying that

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<v Speaker 2>you can lead a horse to water, but you can't

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<v Speaker 2>make him drink unless he's a jackass. Anyway, Nancy's on

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<v Speaker 2>her way to a beautiful hotel for her vacation, and

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<v Speaker 2>I hope she catches more than just fish, and I

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<v Speaker 2>think she might too. She really has a nice figure

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<v Speaker 2>and she has brains too, which is what a man

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<v Speaker 2>looks for in a woman after he's looked for everything else. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I got to go back to my boarding house now

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<v Speaker 2>and figure out my menu for the rest of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>Got to make up for that pind of blood I

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<v Speaker 2>gave this morning. I wonder how many cans of beans

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<v Speaker 2>make one kind of blood?

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<v Speaker 1>You have just heard. The Adventures of Mazie, starring and

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<v Speaker 1>Southern Mazie, was written by Arthur Phillips. Original music was

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<v Speaker 1>composed and conducted by Harry Zimmerman. Supporting cast included Elvia Allman,

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<v Speaker 1>Peter Leeds, Frank Nelson, Sammy Hill, and Howard McNair, Jack

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<v Speaker 1>McCoy speaking

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<v Speaker 7>E