Speaker 1: Hey, it's the Sandy Show, Sandy and Tricia on Austin's
Speaker 1: eighties station one O three point one.
Speaker 2: Hey, just a heads up.
Speaker 1: You know those coffee condiments, the creamers and the sugars
Speaker 1: and all that, those are for people that purchase coffee.
Speaker 3: Right at the store where they're being offered.
Speaker 2: Yes, you can't just go in and grab them and leave.
Speaker 4: Oh is that what someone did?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a woman was arrested for taking one hundred
Speaker 1: and sixty coffee condiments from a convenience store. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: didn't buy any coffee. The manager saw what was going on,
Speaker 1: called the police. They arrested her on suspicion of theft es.
Speaker 1: I guess walked in with a bag and just started taking.
Speaker 1: Oh I'll take an Irish mint one, that cream looks good.
Speaker 2: I'll throw some sugars.
Speaker 4: In here, dumbing them in her bag. Yeah, just thought
Speaker 4: you went and then walk into the bathroom and leave
Speaker 4: with all their rolls of toilet paper.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: That probably would in the straws. Yeah, all the free stuff.
Speaker 2: Wow. But it just reminds me of my dad. He'd
Speaker 2: never do something like this.
Speaker 1: But if we went out to dinner, we used to
Speaker 1: go the same Italian steakhouse all the time called Piccolos,
Speaker 1: and we it was a lot of food for a
Speaker 1: good aunt, for a good price. And he would we
Speaker 1: had had leftovers and he would get it boxed up,
Speaker 1: and then he'd ask for a bag and he would
Speaker 1: take did you ever eat somewhere?
Speaker 2: This is how classy this joint was.
Speaker 1: The sour cream came in like a little milk carton container,
Speaker 1: the same material that a milk cartons made out of,
Speaker 1: and he squeezed the sour cream onto your eaes.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, a little tiny like a little tiny
Speaker 4: triangle almost.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He would take he would ask for an extra take that.
Speaker 1: He would take the sugars, he would take the bread,
Speaker 1: He would take everything off of the table, like all.
Speaker 3: The sugars out that sit in a little metal thing.
Speaker 1: Yes, for coffee, yes, yeah, he would take that with him.
Speaker 1: It was so embarrassing. If you go into my parents
Speaker 1: refrigerator at any moment, in the back of the refrigerator,
Speaker 1: on the top shelf is a one court ziploc bag
Speaker 1: full of ketchups, mayonnaises, mustards, uh, so weird, the soy
Speaker 1: sauces from the Chinese store, or for Chinese restaurant, the
Speaker 1: mustard from those restaurants, taco sauce.
Speaker 3: I find this so crazy.
Speaker 4: I don't know how I haven't noticed this because I've
Speaker 4: been with you for twenty years. But your dad tighter
Speaker 4: than two coats of paint when it comes to furniture yep,
Speaker 4: or cars. Maybe certain things that he does not come
Speaker 4: up off of as many for, but he'll buy everybody
Speaker 4: in their dog dinner at the nicest restaurant. He never
Speaker 4: skimps on dinner and family gathering.
Speaker 3: So I'm shocked at this news.
Speaker 1: I had this, this exact conversation with him because he
Speaker 1: needed a new pair of shoes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, bad, Let's just get you a new.
Speaker 2: Pair of shoes.
Speaker 1: He's like nine, n they're too expensive, I said, Dad,
Speaker 1: I said, my entire life, you have never flinched at
Speaker 1: a dinner bill.
Speaker 2: So there's been some big ones.
Speaker 1: Yes, you've never ever flinched at a dinner bill, But
Speaker 1: you won't buy your self a pair of seventy five
Speaker 1: dollars shoes, right, doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3: What do you say when he said that?
Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, I guess you're right, that's that's true.
Speaker 1: I have different priorities for people. I guess right, I
Speaker 1: don't know, very very very stressed. So again, just a reminder,
Speaker 1: when you go into your comunience store, you gotta buy
Speaker 1: a coffee to use the condiments.
Speaker 3: Don't just go in and take them.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's not that's not what it's for. And don't
Speaker 1: take their toilet paper. While you're fun, stay with us,
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Speaker 1: his wealth and his fame. You're gonna hear all about
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Speaker 1: He's your daily audio time. First, let's go out to
Speaker 1: that wacky state of Oregon.
Speaker 2: Crazy things happen in Orton.
Speaker 3: Really, I don't feel like I don't hear about Oregon.
Speaker 1: You don't hear about Portland. I mean, yeah, we've been
Speaker 1: to Portland. Yeah, it used to be once nice city. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: a little dangerous. Now. Guy in Oregon claims someone keeps
Speaker 1: leaving gallon sized bottles of urine in his recycling bin.
Speaker 1: The police say this is a crime, but the person
Speaker 1: hasn't been caught yet. Here's Alex Van Dunn talking about
Speaker 1: his problem.
Speaker 5: So I went to open the blue bin and lo
Speaker 5: and behold there was a nice deposit of gallon sized
Speaker 5: bottles of urine, to put it plainly, and there were
Speaker 5: six of them. And I don't know why he's hitting
Speaker 5: the same location so many times. That doesn't make any
Speaker 5: sense to me, and or why he is doing it.
Speaker 5: Somebody was like, maybe it's a you know, a ring
Speaker 5: that they've they've kidnapped some people and they're trying to
Speaker 5: get rid of their their equal matter.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's watching. I don't know.
Speaker 6: Please stop, please just just don't do it anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 6: they leapt too. There's a kidnapping green and they're trying
Speaker 6: to dispose of the captive's bodily fluids. That's weird, strange,
Speaker 6: it's really weird.
Speaker 1: Anyone else I find strange is that at the outside
Speaker 1: of our office building, there's a lot of medical inside,
Speaker 1: and they have a little box there that they put
Speaker 1: their samples in the go to the lab. They pick
Speaker 1: them up at night and they have to put on
Speaker 1: the top of the box. There are no drugs in here.
Speaker 1: This is all human excrement. Why does that to sit
Speaker 1: right in front of the building? What and why could.
Speaker 4: Anybody just yes pick it up and walk away with
Speaker 4: it out. It's weird to just leave it outside like that.
Speaker 2: I agree. I'm like that is dumb.
Speaker 1: Can't they put a little lock box inside or give
Speaker 1: them access to the building ors?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: I mean think about that the next time you give
Speaker 1: it blood or urine sample. Right, it's sitting outside in
Speaker 1: a box for someone to pick up at ten.
Speaker 2: O'clock at night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's really weird, dumb. I know it seems. It
Speaker 3: seems gross.
Speaker 2: It does.
Speaker 1: We should start a business where secure your ear and
Speaker 1: secure your urine.
Speaker 2: That's our business. That's our business.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and also, welcome to my building.
Speaker 4: Walk past this big box of human fluids and pew
Speaker 4: and blood, but pretend like you don't see it, and
Speaker 4: please don't take it.
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. Jelly Roll did something really cool for a fan.
Speaker 1: Give a free car. Give a car. It's happened in Canada. Now,
Speaker 1: this person that received it used to be homeless and
Speaker 1: on drugs and now works to help get other people
Speaker 1: off the street. Now, if you remember Jelly Rolls story, right,
Speaker 1: he been to prison. Yeah, I saw this video. It's
Speaker 1: cool how he picked the person he gave the car to.
Speaker 1: Here she is helping someone, then finding out she's getting
Speaker 1: free tickets to see Jelly, then his big surprise for her.
Speaker 2: Oay, I'm not okay, I need shoes.
Speaker 3: Give you of course, come here.
Speaker 2: Thank youss Oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for three years I didn't need shoes. Okay.
Speaker 2: I was just trying to find someone who's gonna be
Speaker 2: kind and help me. Okay, Before I go, I have
Speaker 2: one gift for you.
Speaker 3: Congratulations.
Speaker 2: You will not be home tonight because jedlie Will wanted
Speaker 2: to personally invite you to a show.
Speaker 3: VIP tickets. You're going to the show tonight. Thanks for
Speaker 3: coming out, Thanks for having me here.
Speaker 2: Gifted this box for us we got to open.
Speaker 5: The windshield is bigger than the rear view mirror for
Speaker 5: a reason, because what's in front of you is so
Speaker 5: much more important than one is behind you.
Speaker 2: Put on this blindfold too great. I thought it was
Speaker 2: gonna say it was so much so worried that you
Speaker 2: get a phone call.
Speaker 3: On the street.
Speaker 2: That's awesome, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: It's very cool.
Speaker 4: He sent one of his people out to find a
Speaker 4: nice person who deserved to get the car.
Speaker 3: Wasn't just a winner who entered a contest.
Speaker 4: Like this woman made sure that this man who she
Speaker 4: thought needed shoes and was homeless and had issues, she
Speaker 4: left and went and got him what he needed and
Speaker 4: came back and brought it to him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's when he was like, yeah, I didn't
Speaker 3: really need the shoes.
Speaker 1: I love jelly Rolls approach. He does a commercial for
Speaker 1: Tunnels to Towers. Have you ever heard of that? It
Speaker 1: pays off mortgages, first responders and veterans that were killed.
Speaker 3: Oh, I never heard of it.
Speaker 2: He does this whole thing.
Speaker 1: He's like, he goes, hey, man, I'm just a big
Speaker 1: fat guy that plays a guitar. And now it's time
Speaker 1: to say goodbye. Got to get out of here. Get
Speaker 1: here a little bit earlier tomorrow. Grab the podcast firs
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Speaker 2: But before we.
Speaker 1: Wake our way out the studio door, Trish is going
Speaker 1: to share with us some of the things we learned.
Speaker 4: So we talked about the Yellowstone effect, the new trend
Speaker 4: in boys baby names we have directly related back to
Speaker 4: the TV show Yellowstone. All Western related. The name's Wyatt,
Speaker 4: specifically the name Dutton, the Dutton family. No, didn't or
Speaker 4: they didn't see any ERPs. They did throw an ace
Speaker 4: in there.
Speaker 1: Who was the who was the guy killed in Deadwood?
Speaker 1: That famous guy in Deadwood, South Dakota.
Speaker 2: Hitcock?
Speaker 3: Oh, wild Bill hiccock.
Speaker 2: Na wild Bill? Name of dog, wild.
Speaker 3: Bill wild Bill.
Speaker 1: That's a funny name. That's I'm telling you my favorite
Speaker 1: dog name ever. My cousin Chris named his dog feisty Critter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a funny one. I have to tell you though.
Speaker 4: You met out on the trail of dog named Bertie Bertie.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 4: I think if we ever get another dog, I think
Speaker 4: Bertie might be the name.
Speaker 1: Actually, the dog's name was Minnie. I thought it was Bertie.
Speaker 1: Remember Bertie's better?
Speaker 4: Okay, No, the Australian shepherd that y'all met when you
Speaker 4: were watching that that y'all you and Landry ran Oh,
Speaker 4: that's right, yeah, Bertie. Ye, Bertie was sweet, our sweet dog,
Speaker 4: shiny was an Australian shepherd. Another thing that we learned
Speaker 4: was Sandy asked him in Rapid Fire Q and A
Speaker 4: if you had any kind of a revenge plan planned
Speaker 4: out to initiate on those who have wronged him when
Speaker 4: the time is right. Oh yeah, he said yes. He said,
Speaker 4: there's three people he's planning on doing something to. Andy said,
Speaker 4: he's patterned it after something he learned watching Dexter.
Speaker 2: I said, I learned a lot watching and that is
Speaker 2: to have a plan.
Speaker 4: And Dexter didn't ever do anything that didn't involve murder
Speaker 4: and knives. I'm just saying, this is my prediction is
Speaker 4: that this audio is going to be played during your
Speaker 4: court trial.
Speaker 3: It's not going to be good for you.
Speaker 1: Sandy h You're right, I'm incriminating myself, you really are.
Speaker 4: And finally we learned that the people in North Korea
Speaker 4: think that one of their leaders, Kim Jong Ill, invented
Speaker 4: the to hamburger in two thousand and nine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in two thousand and nine, he probably just started
Speaker 1: serving up and they just told everyone that the great
Speaker 1: leader he.
Speaker 4: Went somewhere and ada hamburger and loved it and came
Speaker 4: back and introduced it to his people and said, I
Speaker 4: just invented this.
Speaker 2: Oh Kim Jong. Not much forgiving credit where credits due.
Speaker 3: No, not at all. But the hamburger. I find that
Speaker 3: in very funny.
Speaker 2: Have you ever heard how many times how good a
Speaker 2: golfer he is?
Speaker 3: No, but I'm sure he's perfect. He gets a hole
Speaker 3: in one every time.
Speaker 2: The story is the manic client.
Speaker 1: Here it is in his first round, Kim Jong ELL's
Speaker 1: first round of playing golf. Kim Jong had eleven hole
Speaker 1: in ones. Yeah, shot thirty four, which is thirty eight
Speaker 1: under car.
Speaker 2: This is what he told That's what he told the people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And as people believe it, this is actually the everything.
Speaker 2: This is the old guy, not the new guy, the
Speaker 2: new young one.
Speaker 1: I don't think he plays golf yet, but I mean
Speaker 1: he was only five foot three, but they say he
Speaker 1: could hit the golf ball four hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: That's amazing.
Speaker 1: And he did this when he was fifty two, shot
Speaker 1: thirty eight under par with eleven hole in ones on
Speaker 1: a seven seven hundred yards championship golf course.
Speaker 2: And they believe it.
Speaker 3: That's incredible.
Speaker 2: They don't.
Speaker 3: They don't know what else to believe.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine if North Korea gave their people a
Speaker 4: rum springer, you know, like the homage. Do we want
Speaker 4: you to live, but we're gonna let you be gone
Speaker 4: for a year experience the real world. You can decide
Speaker 4: if you come back. No one would go back to
Speaker 4: North Korea the homage. A lot of the Amish people
Speaker 4: do go back after their rum springer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good thing. They have their springer. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: need a fun right, Have a great day everyone. We
Speaker 1: had a lot of fun with you. Hope you'll join
Speaker 1: us again tomorrow. Until then, don't take any crap from anybody.