WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.240 --> 00:00:02.799 Yeh boy x Q four twenty Here wocome y'all back 2 00:00:03.799 --> 00:00:08.880 another episode of Day zero. There's Day two thirty three, 3 00:00:08.919 --> 00:00:12.320 two thirty three. My goodness, Hey, hey, we just we're 4 00:00:12.400 --> 00:00:17.079 moving along steady, rapidly and we got the entire crew 5 00:00:17.120 --> 00:00:19.920 with us spiritually in the amagiclan when the powerful one. 6 00:00:19.839 --> 00:00:24.920 Be the one? Guys, are we doing whale this sea? 7 00:00:25.760 --> 00:00:30.480 There are giant spiders in Louisiana. How big branchlas the 8 00:00:30.519 --> 00:00:32.880 size of people six foot cross I just seen a 9 00:00:33.719 --> 00:00:35.960 I just seen a video. It was in the air 10 00:00:36.039 --> 00:00:39.560 of Bigfoot, you know kind of video, but it was 11 00:00:39.560 --> 00:00:42.520 talking about all the legendary sightings of these big six 12 00:00:42.560 --> 00:00:45.119 foot fucking spiders in Louisiana. 13 00:00:45.679 --> 00:00:48.840 Harry Potter was right, what about camel spiders? Have you 14 00:00:48.880 --> 00:00:49.520 ever seen those? 15 00:00:50.119 --> 00:00:56.799 Yeah? So I they actually crabs. I think they're texting 16 00:00:56.840 --> 00:01:00.840 on crabs. The Australian ones that are like bigger than 17 00:01:00.880 --> 00:01:01.320 your face. 18 00:01:02.159 --> 00:01:04.560 No, these were the ones in Afghanistan that the troops 19 00:01:04.560 --> 00:01:05.680 would throw grenades at. 20 00:01:06.200 --> 00:01:10.680 Oh Jesus Christ. 21 00:01:13.719 --> 00:01:17.439 Yeah, they're real big. They're camel spiders, and they'll they 22 00:01:17.680 --> 00:01:20.879 hook onto a camel and eat it like from the inside, 23 00:01:21.040 --> 00:01:24.120 eat it insides and shit like paralyze it and eat 24 00:01:24.159 --> 00:01:26.920 it inside. I don't know, they're they're awful. Apparently. I'm 25 00:01:26.920 --> 00:01:29.560 not an expert on spiders, to be fair, but if 26 00:01:29.560 --> 00:01:31.560 you can throw a grenade at a fucking spider, it's 27 00:01:31.560 --> 00:01:33.280 a big spider, you know what I mean. Like, if 28 00:01:33.319 --> 00:01:35.920 you feel like that's the tool you need for the job, 29 00:01:38.200 --> 00:01:39.040 that's not where I want. 30 00:01:39.560 --> 00:01:41.799 That's not what I want to interact with. Dude, where 31 00:01:41.879 --> 00:01:42.280 I don't know. 32 00:01:42.359 --> 00:01:44.480 I've been blessed my whole life to live in Washington 33 00:01:44.560 --> 00:01:47.359 Stay where there's almost no fucking bugs at all, and 34 00:01:47.400 --> 00:01:49.400 then now in Colorado there's some bugs, and some of 35 00:01:49.439 --> 00:01:52.359 them are pretty creepy, but they're like tame compared to 36 00:01:52.439 --> 00:01:56.640 like Asia, Afghanistan, Australia. These are the places in the 37 00:01:56.640 --> 00:02:01.159 world that are cursed. There's dark, dark energy there. 38 00:02:01.319 --> 00:02:05.480 I remember it rained one day at my high school 39 00:02:05.680 --> 00:02:09.280 in California, and we were right our football field was 40 00:02:09.360 --> 00:02:13.599 right up against the foothills, and for whatever reason, I 41 00:02:13.599 --> 00:02:17.680 don't know, time of year, plus the rain, it activated something. 42 00:02:18.280 --> 00:02:22.919 And when we came out for practice that afternoon, there 43 00:02:22.960 --> 00:02:27.360 were thousands of tarantulas that had come down from the 44 00:02:27.439 --> 00:02:31.080 hill and had decided to go to the field and 45 00:02:31.120 --> 00:02:33.599 we were just like, what in the fuck is going? 46 00:02:33.639 --> 00:02:36.400 It was like stomp as many of them as you can, 47 00:02:36.599 --> 00:02:39.960 like you could see them coming. It was crazy. It 48 00:02:40.039 --> 00:02:43.800 was like nightmarish for me because I'm like, I don't 49 00:02:43.879 --> 00:02:46.759 love spiders and this is certainly not helping. Like there's 50 00:02:46.800 --> 00:02:50.680 a sea of fucking tarantulas coming down hill at us. God, 51 00:02:50.719 --> 00:02:53.280 just because it rained, like it never rains really, but 52 00:02:53.400 --> 00:02:55.560 it did and whatever happened, man. 53 00:02:57.159 --> 00:02:59.159 He's just like having flash eyes. Like you wish you 54 00:02:59.199 --> 00:03:00.840 had the flamethrow from aliens. 55 00:03:00.840 --> 00:03:01.800 You just take them. 56 00:03:02.199 --> 00:03:04.240 I use the whole whole tank. 57 00:03:07.240 --> 00:03:07.840 I would not. 58 00:03:07.879 --> 00:03:10.800 Stop a bunch of trancelers. They're just cute, little fuzzy guys. 59 00:03:11.039 --> 00:03:13.639 It was not as enlightened back then. Imst confessed. I 60 00:03:13.680 --> 00:03:15.199 stomped a bunch of tarantulas. 61 00:03:16.520 --> 00:03:17.960 But tansellers can't even bite. 62 00:03:18.360 --> 00:03:20.520 Hell now, but whatever. 63 00:03:20.360 --> 00:03:21.520 I don't I don't know that though. 64 00:03:22.159 --> 00:03:26.800 Yeah good, yeah, yeah, I don't know that. 65 00:03:27.080 --> 00:03:27.840 You know what I'm saying. 66 00:03:27.879 --> 00:03:30.960 It's kind of like only the yeah, yeah, yeah, I 67 00:03:31.039 --> 00:03:33.120 kill bugs, That's what I do. It's like, oh, well, 68 00:03:33.240 --> 00:03:37.400 only thee yeah, only the female mosquitoes bite you. I 69 00:03:37.439 --> 00:03:39.719 don't know that, Okay, so that's why they that's why 70 00:03:39.719 --> 00:03:42.680 they made all the GMO misty Mosquitos males, because the 71 00:03:42.719 --> 00:03:44.879 males don't fight allegedly. 72 00:03:44.439 --> 00:03:45.639 That really is my question. 73 00:03:46.520 --> 00:03:51.039 Yeah, I'm not exactly Yeah, yeah, so I'm not exactly sure. 74 00:03:51.120 --> 00:03:53.000 So I don't want to take any risk. I know 75 00:03:53.039 --> 00:03:55.759 what you're telling me. You're telling me that this tarantula 76 00:03:56.319 --> 00:03:58.479 is not going to do any harm. 77 00:03:58.680 --> 00:03:59.759 But I feel like it is. 78 00:04:01.639 --> 00:04:04.080 I even let the little like what are they called 79 00:04:04.159 --> 00:04:06.840 jumping spiders. They're fine, They're cool in our house. They're 80 00:04:06.840 --> 00:04:08.520 allowed to be here. All the other spiders have to 81 00:04:08.599 --> 00:04:10.719 catch and release, but jumping spiders can go wherever they 82 00:04:10.719 --> 00:04:12.319 want because they don't bite you, and they eat all 83 00:04:12.360 --> 00:04:14.599 the other bugs, and then they keep your house nice 84 00:04:14.599 --> 00:04:15.039 and clean. 85 00:04:16.360 --> 00:04:18.920 All right, Well, I could do an alliance with them, 86 00:04:19.120 --> 00:04:24.480 but those other ones too, are not gonna just nice. 87 00:04:24.639 --> 00:04:25.600 It's not gonna work. 88 00:04:25.720 --> 00:04:27.000 It's transla. 89 00:04:27.319 --> 00:04:30.079 Sorry. I know you can't help being a spider, but like, 90 00:04:30.639 --> 00:04:32.399 I'm repulsed, so you gotta go. 91 00:04:34.600 --> 00:04:36.680 I like that. It's not you as me. Hey, this' 92 00:04:36.800 --> 00:04:37.160 that's the. 93 00:04:37.199 --> 00:04:47.319 That's my bigotry. I'm a spider. Uh, I'm an anti spider. 94 00:04:46.399 --> 00:04:48.439 I'm not even mad. 95 00:04:48.439 --> 00:04:51.000 At black widows. When I find them, they're they're so 96 00:04:51.600 --> 00:04:54.040 scared of everything. They just roll into a little ball 97 00:04:54.079 --> 00:04:56.759 and hope you don't like notice them again. They try 98 00:04:56.759 --> 00:04:59.319 to roll away. They're like, please don't look at me. 99 00:05:00.839 --> 00:05:03.480 Tiny little kitties that can hurt you a lot. 100 00:05:04.240 --> 00:05:07.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah, in the desert, we would get those 101 00:05:07.680 --> 00:05:12.240 those were you know, they'd be you know, you'd find 102 00:05:12.279 --> 00:05:14.720 them in a corner of your garage, like if you 103 00:05:14.800 --> 00:05:20.759 knew where to look, you could probably find them. Not great, you. 104 00:05:22.720 --> 00:05:26.879 Well, for some people, Scorpions Spirit Airlines. I mean, the 105 00:05:26.959 --> 00:05:28.000 niggas just shut down. 106 00:05:28.160 --> 00:05:32.279 I mean, it's just seventeen thousand jobs going when they 107 00:05:32.519 --> 00:05:33.199 a blink. 108 00:05:32.959 --> 00:05:33.519 Of the NYE. 109 00:05:34.279 --> 00:05:37.879 Somebody said that it was Elizabeth Warren's fault, which I 110 00:05:37.920 --> 00:05:38.319 didn't know. 111 00:05:38.439 --> 00:05:40.480 She blocked a jet acquisition. 112 00:05:41.160 --> 00:05:42.720 I heard it was Trump's fault. 113 00:05:44.720 --> 00:05:47.079 It's like everything in the world. But yeah, she like 114 00:05:47.120 --> 00:05:49.800 blocked their acquisition and then so they went out of business. 115 00:05:49.800 --> 00:05:51.759 So she and for some reason she said if they 116 00:05:52.000 --> 00:05:54.199 were acquired by Jet Blue or whatever, then it was 117 00:05:54.240 --> 00:05:56.639 going to cost the American taxpayers all this money, which 118 00:05:56.680 --> 00:05:57.600 I don't evenally. 119 00:05:57.319 --> 00:05:58.920 Understand the logic or if that's true. 120 00:05:59.480 --> 00:06:03.680 But instead it cost us all these jobs, all these jobs, 121 00:06:04.120 --> 00:06:05.600 and those are just the ones that are gone in 122 00:06:05.639 --> 00:06:08.839 the initial wave, right, there's other jobs that are sort 123 00:06:08.879 --> 00:06:10.920 of like connected ancillarily, like. 124 00:06:11.199 --> 00:06:17.240 Yes, oh, there'll be there'll be somebody working for for 125 00:06:17.360 --> 00:06:21.199 this what company is it again, Spirit. There'll be somebody 126 00:06:21.279 --> 00:06:23.439 working for Spirit, like five years from now, who just 127 00:06:23.519 --> 00:06:26.560 has to manage like the eye, the fucking IP or something. 128 00:06:26.800 --> 00:06:28.600 He sits at a desk and he gets the call 129 00:06:28.639 --> 00:06:31.439 every once a week, you know, for something IP related. 130 00:06:31.480 --> 00:06:35.040 Like these companies never really go out of business. There's 131 00:06:35.079 --> 00:06:38.800 somebody who watches over there. There's somebody who gloats over 132 00:06:38.839 --> 00:06:41.399 the ashes for many many years after a company dies 133 00:06:41.399 --> 00:06:42.199 to handle their shit. 134 00:06:43.079 --> 00:06:46.560 But they they there's something that you can't quantify about 135 00:06:46.680 --> 00:06:53.079 Spirit Airline. You see, they worked as a filtering mechanism 136 00:06:53.199 --> 00:06:56.079 for the rest of us. They took all of the 137 00:06:56.319 --> 00:07:01.680 shitheads and put them on one airline. Right, so you knew, 138 00:07:02.920 --> 00:07:06.800 just avoid Spirit, you're pretty good frontier if you want 139 00:07:06.839 --> 00:07:10.120 to get there, you know, and things like that. But 140 00:07:10.319 --> 00:07:14.839 now it's like it's just like you've you've opened up 141 00:07:14.879 --> 00:07:18.680 that cancer and it's now spreading everywhere. So good luck. 142 00:07:18.680 --> 00:07:21.000 Now you get now you get all of the riff 143 00:07:21.040 --> 00:07:23.680 wrap of Spirit enough to be fair. Every time I 144 00:07:23.720 --> 00:07:26.079 flew Spirit, and I flew Spirit plenty of times from 145 00:07:26.240 --> 00:07:27.920 Denver to Vegas because it was so cheap. 146 00:07:28.560 --> 00:07:30.120 Uh. 147 00:07:30.199 --> 00:07:33.120 I never saw any sort of shenanigans. I never saw, 148 00:07:33.199 --> 00:07:36.800 and I was watching for it. I was actively looking 149 00:07:36.839 --> 00:07:39.959 for people having mental breakdowns. Never saw it. 150 00:07:39.959 --> 00:07:41.439 It's shenanigans related to. 151 00:07:43.000 --> 00:07:45.959 Well I was looking for, if you know what I mean. 152 00:07:48.439 --> 00:07:49.639 We're being honest here. 153 00:07:51.000 --> 00:07:53.959 Not in the same rail. It's adjacent. It's adjacent. 154 00:07:54.040 --> 00:08:06.000 It's not that everybody was you know, like Southwest has 155 00:08:06.199 --> 00:08:09.759 plenty of retardation too. You know, let's not pretend like 156 00:08:09.800 --> 00:08:13.000 they're not a magnet for like, any place that that 157 00:08:13.240 --> 00:08:17.720 bills themselves as the cheapest is going to get a 158 00:08:17.759 --> 00:08:22.279 demographic that is flying there because that's what they can afford. 159 00:08:22.720 --> 00:08:27.480 And you just run the numbers and there's a better 160 00:08:27.519 --> 00:08:30.480 than average chance that you'll have problems. 161 00:08:30.920 --> 00:08:31.920 So they're all going to go. 162 00:08:32.679 --> 00:08:32.799 Now. 163 00:08:33.919 --> 00:08:35.440 I know they're going to go to a frontier now 164 00:08:35.480 --> 00:08:40.559 because I bought the stupid frontier pass, Go wild Pass, Okay, So. 165 00:08:44.320 --> 00:08:46.039 They gonna be up there with you, Corey. It will 166 00:08:46.039 --> 00:08:46.720 be hanging out with. 167 00:08:46.679 --> 00:08:50.320 You be, cuz I got it. I got it in January. 168 00:08:51.159 --> 00:08:53.679 It was three hundred and fifty dollars, and I get 169 00:08:53.720 --> 00:08:57.159 to go wild until April of twenty twenty seven, which 170 00:08:57.200 --> 00:09:00.759 fundamentally means I can get these flights to anywhere they 171 00:09:00.759 --> 00:09:04.039 fly for like fifteen bucks. Now it was there a catch, 172 00:09:04.360 --> 00:09:05.720 of course, is a fucking catch. 173 00:09:06.000 --> 00:09:07.120 You have to pay the taxes. 174 00:09:08.240 --> 00:09:11.559 Well, no, I don't think so it's fifteen dollars covers everything. Yeah, 175 00:09:11.600 --> 00:09:14.960 so you get everything for well, sometimes it's sixteen, I've noticed. 176 00:09:15.000 --> 00:09:18.759 Sometimes it's sixteen. And so I feel like I wasted 177 00:09:18.799 --> 00:09:22.080 my money because already four months gone by, I ain't 178 00:09:22.080 --> 00:09:26.919 gone nowhere. So I fucking well, i gotta go to Florida, okay, 179 00:09:26.960 --> 00:09:30.200 because I'm doing my fraudulent tax base moving to Florida 180 00:09:30.320 --> 00:09:32.879 so I can not have to ever worry about Colorado 181 00:09:32.919 --> 00:09:35.399 coming after me because fuck these communists in this fagett state. 182 00:09:36.240 --> 00:09:41.360 And so yeah and so, and then I got to 183 00:09:41.399 --> 00:09:44.320 go to fucking see Iron Maiden in September. So I 184 00:09:44.360 --> 00:09:49.279 figured that's two flights there and back that would pay 185 00:09:49.320 --> 00:09:51.000 for the whole thing, and it should if if I 186 00:09:51.039 --> 00:09:52.840 actually do that, and then I can go a couple 187 00:09:52.879 --> 00:09:56.039 more times of Florida. Here's the motherfucking thing. I wanted 188 00:09:56.080 --> 00:09:58.840 to go to Sarasota. And so there's only one place 189 00:09:58.840 --> 00:10:01.240 in the country for Frontier that flies this Arisota and 190 00:10:01.240 --> 00:10:04.440 it's Cleveland, Ohio. And so I was looking and for 191 00:10:04.480 --> 00:10:07.480 a while I could book the flight from fucking Denver 192 00:10:07.559 --> 00:10:12.360 to Cleveland to Sarasota, get in by seven pm. Awesome. Well, 193 00:10:12.399 --> 00:10:16.360 all this Sarasota shit has been removed from Frontiers flight pass, 194 00:10:16.360 --> 00:10:19.120 the go Wild Pass. I can no longer go to Sarasota. 195 00:10:19.159 --> 00:10:22.200 So that's fucking out. And so if you want to 196 00:10:22.240 --> 00:10:24.480 actually do this and have it be worth it, it's 197 00:10:24.600 --> 00:10:27.360 really like you got to be a free spirit and 198 00:10:27.480 --> 00:10:30.120 just want to go like tomorrow, Like you can't even 199 00:10:30.720 --> 00:10:32.159 you have to if you want to get the fifteen 200 00:10:32.240 --> 00:10:35.080 dollars deal, you gotta do it within twenty four hours 201 00:10:35.080 --> 00:10:39.600 of the flight. Right. So I actually flew Frontier and 202 00:10:39.639 --> 00:10:42.519 spend three hundred and fifty bucks on a ticket to 203 00:10:42.559 --> 00:10:45.559 go to Florida and back like in November. And the 204 00:10:45.600 --> 00:10:48.600 guy sitting next to me at the Frontier Pass and 205 00:10:48.639 --> 00:10:51.039 he's like, yeah, I got and I like to travel, 206 00:10:51.440 --> 00:10:53.799 And he's like, uh, I get off work on Friday 207 00:10:53.840 --> 00:10:55.519 and I'll just go to the airport and I'll see 208 00:10:55.519 --> 00:10:57.159 where I can go, and I'll just go there for 209 00:10:57.200 --> 00:10:59.440 the weekend and then come back and go to work 210 00:10:59.440 --> 00:10:59.919 on Monday. 211 00:11:00.159 --> 00:11:00.559 I like that. 212 00:11:00.759 --> 00:11:03.360 So that's what he does with his flight pass. But 213 00:11:03.480 --> 00:11:05.559 if you actually want it to do specific things, it's 214 00:11:05.559 --> 00:11:07.799 a royal pain in the fucking ass. And you gotta 215 00:11:07.840 --> 00:11:09.639 wait till the day before. Like if you want to, 216 00:11:09.840 --> 00:11:12.639 like I'm going to see Iron Maiden in San Antonio 217 00:11:12.679 --> 00:11:14.159 and I want to I gotta be there at that 218 00:11:14.240 --> 00:11:16.679 exact specific time, you know what I mean. So if 219 00:11:16.720 --> 00:11:18.960 I wait to the day before and then I can't 220 00:11:18.960 --> 00:11:21.480 get the ticket, what the fuck do I do? Then? 221 00:11:21.600 --> 00:11:26.360 You know what I mean, You're screw screwed, right exactly. So, yeah, 222 00:11:26.480 --> 00:11:27.120 I don't know if it's. 223 00:11:29.320 --> 00:11:31.919 Hold on, hold on, So you can't book the If 224 00:11:31.960 --> 00:11:33.320 you book the flight, you got to book it for 225 00:11:33.360 --> 00:11:37.039 the day before, so. 226 00:11:35.679 --> 00:11:40.600 That buyer, right, it's a seat that nobody else is taking, 227 00:11:40.600 --> 00:11:41.080 they'll give it. 228 00:11:41.000 --> 00:11:45.240 To you, right, you can. Oh, so you can book 229 00:11:45.480 --> 00:11:48.080 further out through the wild Pass and it is a 230 00:11:48.120 --> 00:11:50.960 little cheaper, but you get more than a couple of 231 00:11:51.039 --> 00:11:52.960 days out and you're up in the hundreds of dollars 232 00:11:52.960 --> 00:11:53.440 for the ticket. 233 00:11:53.519 --> 00:11:55.200 Well, you should maybe book it a couple of days 234 00:11:55.200 --> 00:11:57.960 out then for Iron Maiden, for to go to San Antonio. 235 00:11:57.639 --> 00:11:57.799 Just. 236 00:12:00.320 --> 00:12:03.399 Up to three or four days out. Up to three 237 00:12:03.480 --> 00:12:05.600 or four days out, it only added like ten dollars 238 00:12:05.639 --> 00:12:07.519 a day from what I saw. I think four days out, 239 00:12:07.559 --> 00:12:10.279 I think the ticket was like sixty five bucks, which 240 00:12:10.320 --> 00:12:11.840 isn't bad. And that gives you a little bit of 241 00:12:11.879 --> 00:12:13.879 peace of mind for four days, I guess. But then 242 00:12:13.919 --> 00:12:15.559 you can still get there and they'll be like, now. 243 00:12:15.559 --> 00:12:19.480 Get a reservation that's cancelable on Southwest. It's going as well, 244 00:12:19.519 --> 00:12:22.840 just in case as a backupd it's Frontier. By the way, 245 00:12:23.080 --> 00:12:25.440 God forbid it fucking snows and they closed down for 246 00:12:25.480 --> 00:12:28.120 an entire week. They have done that before. 247 00:12:28.240 --> 00:12:32.840 They're like no water falling from the skies cold. 248 00:12:34.000 --> 00:12:37.440 But I'm gonna well Iron Maiden, and then after that, 249 00:12:37.639 --> 00:12:39.600 I want to go to Daily Plaza for a day. 250 00:12:39.799 --> 00:12:41.879 So anybody wants to go meet me in Daily Plaza 251 00:12:42.360 --> 00:12:46.240 in September. End of September. I will be there for 252 00:12:46.320 --> 00:12:46.679 a day. 253 00:12:47.080 --> 00:12:49.039 He don't go to the Holy Land Tea. Just let 254 00:12:49.080 --> 00:12:52.320 you know. Frontier Frontier they fly to the Holy Land. 255 00:12:52.720 --> 00:12:53.840 Ooh do it. 256 00:12:53.879 --> 00:12:59.559 I ain't going to no Holy Land. 257 00:13:00.759 --> 00:13:02.879 You can go touch the wall, Corey. You know what 258 00:13:02.919 --> 00:13:03.360 I'm saying. 259 00:13:08.159 --> 00:13:10.519 Oh yeah, I have to go to Vegas in July 260 00:13:10.720 --> 00:13:15.200 because I'm going back on Jake Shield Show. Uh so 261 00:13:15.240 --> 00:13:15.960 that'll be in July. 262 00:13:17.080 --> 00:13:19.000 Did in Southwest? Didn't it didn't? The bags used to 263 00:13:19.039 --> 00:13:21.960 fly free, went there, the whole thing. The bags fly freak. 264 00:13:22.399 --> 00:13:24.240 They don't to be able to do it just by 265 00:13:24.679 --> 00:13:27.440 seat groupings. You know they're. 266 00:13:27.320 --> 00:13:30.919 Changing your bags, don't. Yeah, the bags don't fly free anymore. 267 00:13:30.960 --> 00:13:32.600 And I think I remember this. 268 00:13:32.720 --> 00:13:34.679 The CEO got up there and he was like, well, 269 00:13:34.720 --> 00:13:37.000 you know, customers are asking for something a little different 270 00:13:37.039 --> 00:13:42.360 from us. I don't remember any customers asking I'd really 271 00:13:42.360 --> 00:13:44.639 like to pay y'all to put my bags on airplane. 272 00:13:45.120 --> 00:13:46.960 Need no bags, bro, you don't need no bags. All 273 00:13:47.000 --> 00:13:50.039 you gotta do is you put on like four or 274 00:13:50.120 --> 00:13:55.960 five pairs of underwear shorts. I've been making your joints 275 00:13:56.039 --> 00:13:56.720 over everything. 276 00:13:57.200 --> 00:14:02.799 I watched to catch a smuggler on National Diagram. Personne man, 277 00:14:08.039 --> 00:14:08.879 what are you smuggling? 278 00:14:09.519 --> 00:14:11.080 I'm trying to get out the retina pay in the 279 00:14:11.120 --> 00:14:11.600 bag feet. 280 00:14:14.399 --> 00:14:16.320 I'm about to say, they're gonna check you. 281 00:14:17.600 --> 00:14:21.000 They the kid and fucking you walk up like the 282 00:14:21.080 --> 00:14:22.879 kid and the Christmas Story when he's in that suit. 283 00:14:26.080 --> 00:14:28.080 Yeah, yeah, they come, they come in to check you out. 284 00:14:28.120 --> 00:14:30.399 They're like, okay, they're gonna strip all them draws off 285 00:14:30.480 --> 00:14:30.679 of you. 286 00:14:31.159 --> 00:14:31.200 That. 287 00:14:32.840 --> 00:14:34.399 Yeah, so you can't get you you can't get your 288 00:14:34.440 --> 00:14:37.120 bag flying free, nomore, you can't get your your cheap 289 00:14:37.200 --> 00:14:40.039 ass flight. Hey look, that's really scream Folks who thought 290 00:14:40.039 --> 00:14:41.080 they had a flight that day. 291 00:14:41.559 --> 00:14:43.639 You know what I'm saying. They like, I got somewhere 292 00:14:43.639 --> 00:14:46.320 I need to be and they just just hey man, 293 00:14:46.399 --> 00:14:48.440 we ain't open. It's like, what do you mean you 294 00:14:48.679 --> 00:14:49.759 know today? 295 00:14:49.879 --> 00:14:53.720 Also fucking and even the notifications were like and customer 296 00:14:53.840 --> 00:14:57.480 service is gone too, so nobody. 297 00:14:59.559 --> 00:14:59.960 Ain't my. 298 00:15:02.039 --> 00:15:04.240 I mean so, but shouldn't there be like if they 299 00:15:04.320 --> 00:15:06.480 screw people out of money and like they had tickets 300 00:15:06.519 --> 00:15:10.200 booked and they just go sorry, like can they do that? Yeah? 301 00:15:10.240 --> 00:15:11.080 I don't they have to pay back? 302 00:15:12.240 --> 00:15:14.559 Well, yeah they've got they've got like a they probably 303 00:15:14.600 --> 00:15:16.759 got a separate sectord that goes through all day, and 304 00:15:16.840 --> 00:15:18.559 then issues of the refunds. 305 00:15:19.519 --> 00:15:21.639 It's gonna be like half of what they paid somehow 306 00:15:21.759 --> 00:15:25.919 after like fees, you know, you know. 307 00:15:26.120 --> 00:15:29.480 Like we die and people we die owing money, and 308 00:15:29.559 --> 00:15:31.879 motherfuckers would be looking to find our estate that they 309 00:15:31.960 --> 00:15:35.200 can extract fucking cash from. But a business they fucking 310 00:15:35.320 --> 00:15:37.639 fail owing all this money and on the last day 311 00:15:37.679 --> 00:15:40.320 they're like sorry, so yeah, thanks, it's been fun. 312 00:15:40.519 --> 00:15:46.399 And they're just keep all their savings, keep all their houses. Dude, 313 00:15:46.399 --> 00:15:49.480 you guys, before you die, before you die, you have 314 00:15:49.559 --> 00:15:50.960 to give all your money away. You can do it 315 00:15:51.120 --> 00:15:51.639 once a year. 316 00:15:53.000 --> 00:15:55.399 An you got to be careful. You got. 317 00:15:57.159 --> 00:16:01.679 There's another scandal, another sc recently. It's in the it's 318 00:16:01.759 --> 00:16:05.279 either brewing or just gotten brewed or something. Is the 319 00:16:05.720 --> 00:16:09.600 Delta Dental scandal. Have you guys seen that? Not really 320 00:16:09.720 --> 00:16:11.799 this bitch. Okay, So they started this company and they 321 00:16:11.840 --> 00:16:15.120 put this woman as the CEO, and her initial pay 322 00:16:15.279 --> 00:16:17.919 was like four million a year, and within two years 323 00:16:18.039 --> 00:16:21.639 she raised it to forty five million. And now they're 324 00:16:21.679 --> 00:16:24.480 like going out of business. And it's like now that 325 00:16:24.519 --> 00:16:26.600 they're being looked into by like the fec or with 326 00:16:26.720 --> 00:16:30.159 all these sec and all these different organizations, because like 327 00:16:30.519 --> 00:16:33.799 how you becase it, how you'd be so stupid you 328 00:16:33.879 --> 00:16:35.600 want to grift? You can't grift that quick, you got 329 00:16:35.720 --> 00:16:37.799 a grift in slow motion, and they're the. 330 00:16:37.759 --> 00:16:39.200 Ones that happens. 331 00:16:39.240 --> 00:16:41.159 So I could be you could just go to a dentist. 332 00:16:41.240 --> 00:16:43.639 You go to like the Delta Dental Center, and all 333 00:16:43.679 --> 00:16:47.039 their dentists are like farmed out of various Asian countries 334 00:16:47.120 --> 00:16:50.320 and so you're just seeing some random random person who 335 00:16:50.399 --> 00:16:52.720 knows what their sort of cations are or whatever. That's 336 00:16:52.759 --> 00:16:54.639 where I got a root canal, and then I got 337 00:16:54.679 --> 00:16:56.559 another root canal in the same tooth because they fucked 338 00:16:56.600 --> 00:16:58.480 it up, and then another one and then a fourth 339 00:16:58.559 --> 00:17:02.600 wive for root canals on one two through Delta Dental 340 00:17:02.919 --> 00:17:03.840 before I finally. 341 00:17:03.600 --> 00:17:07.680 Just there's a tooth. There's a tooth. Is a tooth? Limp, Yeah, 342 00:17:07.720 --> 00:17:08.200 I guess. 343 00:17:09.599 --> 00:17:10.319 I have no idea. 344 00:17:12.440 --> 00:17:15.759 So wild, so saying so much over the years, and 345 00:17:15.880 --> 00:17:17.960 finally I was just like when it started hurting again 346 00:17:18.000 --> 00:17:19.519 and I had already gotten the fourth roo canal. 347 00:17:19.599 --> 00:17:20.599 I just I was in Turkey. 348 00:17:20.680 --> 00:17:23.680 I just walked into a dentist's office, had someone translating. 349 00:17:23.759 --> 00:17:25.079 I was like, can you get this tooth out of 350 00:17:25.119 --> 00:17:26.680 my face? He was like sure, when do you want 351 00:17:26.720 --> 00:17:28.400 to you know, sit down or whatever? And I thought 352 00:17:28.440 --> 00:17:29.640 he was just gonna look at it and then like 353 00:17:29.720 --> 00:17:32.200 schedule the extraction, and he just fucking yanked. 354 00:17:31.920 --> 00:17:32.279 It out of my. 355 00:17:34.480 --> 00:17:38.119 I was like, oh shit, wow, very efficient, very different 356 00:17:38.160 --> 00:17:39.519 from how we do things in the US. 357 00:17:39.680 --> 00:17:41.880 But it's cool, it's done, We're good. 358 00:17:42.799 --> 00:17:43.400 So there it went. 359 00:17:44.359 --> 00:17:50.799 Fucking man, So I brushed my teeth. But I haven't 360 00:17:50.799 --> 00:17:52.400 been to a dentist since I stopped being a cop 361 00:17:52.400 --> 00:17:54.519 because I had no insurance and that's expensive and ship 362 00:17:54.839 --> 00:17:56.559 and so like, I think you needed to go to 363 00:17:56.599 --> 00:17:58.680 the dentist is just a myth. They didn't have dentists 364 00:17:58.680 --> 00:18:00.720 before like eighteen fifty, so I don't want to hear it. 365 00:18:02.119 --> 00:18:02.480 I don't know. 366 00:18:02.559 --> 00:18:04.599 Man, I almost died from the upper jaw infection. 367 00:18:04.839 --> 00:18:07.680 So sometimes you but we can't be careful with Corey. 368 00:18:08.519 --> 00:18:10.079 Me be careful with Corey. 369 00:18:10.240 --> 00:18:15.240 He gonna have you with STDs and fucking damn fucking 370 00:18:15.440 --> 00:18:16.480 black build up. 371 00:18:17.440 --> 00:18:24.519 Yo, shit, be damn glued together with plat. Be careful, okay, coys, 372 00:18:24.559 --> 00:18:30.039 and it ain't real black build up, ain't real. You tough, Corey. 373 00:18:30.599 --> 00:18:32.680 She's gotta brush your teeth, man, Just brush your fucking 374 00:18:32.720 --> 00:18:34.519 teeth and it'll be a slacker and you'll be fine. 375 00:18:37.000 --> 00:18:39.759 I don't know, man, And this is a legend. Okay, 376 00:18:40.119 --> 00:18:42.279 there's gonna be some nigga that come out. Well, Day 377 00:18:42.400 --> 00:18:43.880 zero told me all I had to do was brush 378 00:18:43.960 --> 00:18:50.839 my teeth twenty years ago, and yeah, now they an't 379 00:18:50.920 --> 00:18:55.079 falling out. It'd be like, oh but look, man, Corey, 380 00:18:55.200 --> 00:18:58.200 you voice does not reflect. 381 00:18:57.920 --> 00:18:59.720 The over. 382 00:19:01.240 --> 00:19:03.240 They got state of the art dentros these days that 383 00:19:03.279 --> 00:19:04.359 are better than your own teeth. 384 00:19:04.400 --> 00:19:05.759 Man, don't do that. You have. 385 00:19:07.519 --> 00:19:11.519 Hydroxy appetite toothpaste that's gonna be remineralizing for you. 386 00:19:11.519 --> 00:19:17.039 You have to flo there you go. 387 00:19:17.480 --> 00:19:21.039 And also you got to do the water pick. Do 388 00:19:21.119 --> 00:19:22.839 all that and a little bit of hydrogen peroxide in 389 00:19:22.880 --> 00:19:24.799 your water pick, then maybe maybe you'll be okay. 390 00:19:27.160 --> 00:19:30.000 Yeah, And it makes your makes sure you you get 391 00:19:30.039 --> 00:19:33.440 a close old agent so it can damn map out 392 00:19:33.480 --> 00:19:34.960 when you need to do that, you know what I'm saying. 393 00:19:40.240 --> 00:19:47.039 So I gotta chemical free body has nano silver toothpaste 394 00:19:47.160 --> 00:19:51.119 and nanosilver mouthwash. So I got both of those, and 395 00:19:51.240 --> 00:19:52.880 then I got alpha vedic. 396 00:19:53.359 --> 00:19:53.480 Uh. 397 00:19:53.680 --> 00:19:56.519 Do you know doctor Berrylando, Have you met him? Lindsay, No, 398 00:19:57.680 --> 00:20:01.759 He's got this formula of this tooth the serum and 399 00:20:01.880 --> 00:20:04.839 so so it's a couple of ounces or whatever. You 400 00:20:04.960 --> 00:20:08.680 put that on your toothbrush with your toothpaste and do 401 00:20:09.160 --> 00:20:12.640