Speaker 1: Boys, Welcome to the Deadlop Podcast, episode number three hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty four.
Speaker 2: That is so fucking how many episodes is that.
Speaker 1: It's one more than three hundred and fifty three?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. That's that was my goal.
Speaker 1: That was my goal. Today we are talking about WWE
Speaker 1: NXT for August thirty first, twenty ten.
Speaker 2: Of course, this is the w E NXT season two finale,
Speaker 2: which is much remembered for how good it was.
Speaker 1: This was also sixteen years ago. Holly fuck, that's a
Speaker 1: lot of years.
Speaker 2: That is fucking unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: That is crazy. Never in my wildest dreams, James, that
Speaker 2: I think sixteen years after this aired that I would
Speaker 2: still be even considering thinking about talking about this.
Speaker 1: Up until about a couple of days ago, mean either.
Speaker 1: But before we get into that, and we have the
Speaker 1: Deadlock updates.
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Speaker 2: we played Showdown Legends of Wrestling, and uh, what could
Speaker 2: only be considered one of the craziest things I've ever
Speaker 2: seen in a wrestling game, which is saying a lot
Speaker 2: for me. It happened when myself and James played that game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did a cage match where the game completely
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Speaker 2: It was the craziest thing I've ever seen. I don't
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean his head just clips that table.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's insane. I don't know what's war insane. I mean,
Speaker 2: that spot is obviously insane, but the match that it
Speaker 2: came out of is also fucking ridiculous. I don't know
Speaker 2: why they were doing a ten man tag with those
Speaker 2: guys that they were doing it.
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Speaker 2: that is it for the updates, and now it's time
Speaker 2: to talk about WWE NXT season two's finale from August
Speaker 2: thirty first, twenty ten.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into WWE n XT August thirty first,
Speaker 1: twenty ten. We ah wowd and yoa whoa whoa whoa
Speaker 1: whoa whoa? Oh we whoa whoa that's not right? No, yes, sir,
Speaker 1: we promised you a great mate event, Georgeous George Freddy
Speaker 1: Blas champions.
Speaker 2: Andre the Giant Grass. Have we always missed that? Everybody's
Speaker 2: got a price one? Because I don't know that would
Speaker 2: be at all day.
Speaker 1: This is the Champs Here variant.
Speaker 2: Ah, right, of course they added a few here, right,
Speaker 2: everyone has a price as new.
Speaker 1: There's Michael Cole in this one.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, I wonder how many different variants there are
Speaker 2: of this.
Speaker 1: This is around the time they were pushing Michael Cole
Speaker 1: as like the perennial w W announcer. This is the
Speaker 1: number one. This is the guy it always has been.
Speaker 1: Don't forget, don't you know, don't worry about the past.
Speaker 1: He always has been the number one announcement.
Speaker 2: Well, it's because they fired Jim Ross again.
Speaker 1: I'm not good enough to call w W NXT.
Speaker 2: Oh you gotta be fucking kidding me. Wow Jr. Calling
Speaker 2: this j arn King doing NXT actually probably would have
Speaker 2: been fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1: You mocked caval, You mock caval.
Speaker 2: Oh, she eli Cottwood here. I didn't know they shouldag
Speaker 2: craftad high. Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's you know, push this guy. It's a big
Speaker 1: deal of it.
Speaker 2: Before we get into the of course, much anticipated WWNXC
Speaker 2: season two finale. Let's take a brief look at what
Speaker 2: was going on in the world wrestling at the time
Speaker 2: with the Wrestling Ups Ever newsletter up first, here we
Speaker 2: have something from the Figure four Weekly from August thirty first,
Speaker 2: twenty ten. TNA had a random drug test at the
Speaker 2: last set of tapings. Coincidentally, there were a few names
Speaker 2: that didn't show up for the tapings, including Rob Terry.
Speaker 2: TNA has had random drug tests in the past. We
Speaker 2: know people who failed, and they were told they failed,
Speaker 2: and then that was the last they ever heard of it.
Speaker 2: Not sure what the point of the drug test is.
Speaker 2: Alvarea says if nobody actually gets punished for anything. Now, listen,
Speaker 2: just because Rob Terry wants to partake in a lot
Speaker 2: of flintstones vitamins doesn't mean that he needs to show
Speaker 2: up to work all the time.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, if they didn't have anything for him,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Right, do you think Rob Terry's just gonna show up
Speaker 2: because you want him to do a drug test? That
Speaker 2: man is a worker. He's showing up to work. If
Speaker 2: you don't got something for Rob Terry, then Rob Terry's
Speaker 2: gonna find something better to do. Like eat Flintstones vitamins.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that TNA did the drug test just
Speaker 1: to see who's locking in and who's not.
Speaker 2: Who was really about it, Like, if you're not on,
Speaker 2: you really don't want to be a top guy here,
Speaker 2: do you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's only a few spots. You know. Who wants it?
Speaker 1: That bad Rob Terry wanted it. That bad Rob Terry's
Speaker 1: pats with five colors. My god, Rob Terry wanted it
Speaker 1: more than anyone you could ever imagine.
Speaker 2: From The Observer. September six, twenty ten, the announcement of
Speaker 2: an abbreviated third season of NXT, which starts on nine
Speaker 2: to seven, will be an all women show. Meltzer says.
Speaker 2: The Lame Duck Show on Sci Fi will end it
Speaker 2: season on October first with a live show in Oklahoma
Speaker 2: City as part of a three hour ww Live block
Speaker 2: that includes the station's debut of SmackDown. The decision to
Speaker 2: go all women must have been made very recently, because
Speaker 2: they had been filming twelve wrestlers at FCW eight men
Speaker 2: and four women for the season at the time. The
Speaker 2: idea was four men and four women in the short season,
Speaker 2: but it was changed instead to six women among the
Speaker 2: men who were considered for the show before was changed
Speaker 2: included current FCW champion Mason You remember Mason Ryan.
Speaker 1: I do remember Mason Ryan. He looked like Batista.
Speaker 2: He looked like Batista, and in W twelve him and
Speaker 2: Husky Harris have flipped theme songs.
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't even know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mason Ryan comes out to his and then Husky
Speaker 2: comes out to Mason Ryan's.
Speaker 1: Nobody would know that. Literally, no one knew.
Speaker 2: I didn't know until people pointed out to me. Xavier Woods.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if you're as familiar with him. He
Speaker 2: was Consequences Creeden to you and a.
Speaker 1: Oh, I do remember Xavier Woods.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what. I like that guy a lot, actually,
Speaker 2: that Xavier Woods. He likes Power Rangers. That was his
Speaker 2: deal back then, dude, And he was a good guy.
Speaker 2: And you know what some say, he still is a
Speaker 2: good guy.
Speaker 1: And I like Power Rangers too.
Speaker 2: We all do, James, We all do, as well as
Speaker 2: second generation wrestlers bow Rotundo, younger brother of Husky Harris.
Speaker 2: I believe that is Bo Dallas. Yeah, you're familiar with
Speaker 2: the Bo Dallas.
Speaker 1: Of course, bro Tondo, West.
Speaker 2: Briscoe, you remember West Briscoe. He was in the aces
Speaker 2: and eights.
Speaker 1: Yes, I do remember West Briscoe.
Speaker 2: And Richie Steamboat, Ricky Steamboat's son who everyone said was
Speaker 2: going to be a big deal and then he disappeared.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was the FCW fifteen champion.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the fucking the FCW fifteen Jack. That's
Speaker 2: what they called it, the Jack. I don't remember why,
Speaker 2: just as Jack brisco I guess right it was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't a belt, it was like a medallion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's right. I like that gimmick. Actually that
Speaker 2: was fun.
Speaker 4: Hm.
Speaker 2: Well, all those guys were supposed to be on NXT.
Speaker 2: Luckily for them, they were not. Meltzer says. As you
Speaker 2: could tell from watching the caval versus mcgilla, Cutty versus
Speaker 2: Riley match, which is what we will talk about on
Speaker 2: this show, the flare style chops are back in play
Speaker 2: the fight night in those guys must have done fifteen
Speaker 2: of them in the match. Nobody yelled woo either, So
Speaker 2: I guess the flare chops were banned at some point here.
Speaker 2: I guess that happens a lot, probably very similar to
Speaker 2: the super kick situation that we talked about, where everybody
Speaker 2: was allowed to do them.
Speaker 1: But the hurricane, well, because Rick Flair is in TNA.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, and they don't want people going fucking woo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's a TNA.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god. That is fucking so stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well he was in Fortune for so you know,
Speaker 1: that's who.
Speaker 2: Really wants, you know, consequences. Screed could have been in
Speaker 2: Fortune four if he stuck around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean really, I mean all those guys went
Speaker 1: on to uh leave.
Speaker 2: Go to WWE. From The Observer September eighth, twenty ten,
Speaker 2: last couple things here. The NXC season finale on eight
Speaker 2: thirty one, the show we're about to talk about it
Speaker 2: did a one point zero two rating and one point
Speaker 2: thirty two million viewers. That is a lot more than
Speaker 2: I thought it would be. The first season finale was
Speaker 2: also up from what the show had been doing, and
Speaker 2: it did a one point seventeen and one point four
Speaker 2: to two. So I guess season finales do well for
Speaker 2: a next year. And I imagine anybody of those million
Speaker 2: people that watched this decided they were never gonna watch
Speaker 2: an XT again after this.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how this, uh like worked. I
Speaker 1: don't understand an XT at all at this point.
Speaker 2: I actually don't know if they did either. I think
Speaker 2: they were just trying something like they had this time
Speaker 2: slot and they didn't want ECW anymore, and they were
Speaker 2: trying out this fucking faux reality thing like not tough enough,
Speaker 2: and then it fucking just just fucking disaster.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like tough enough if we spent like
Speaker 1: no money at all.
Speaker 2: On it, exactly, We're not putting these dudes in a house.
Speaker 2: Fuck that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can film it like before or after RAW
Speaker 1: and like we'll just play the pyro like it's a
Speaker 1: show that people care about, right whatever, Fuck it.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure, by the way, after the show that
Speaker 2: we're about to talk about, the dark main event was
Speaker 2: Undertaker versus Kane, which is how like they convince people
Speaker 2: to stay throughout this and then Taker and Kane went
Speaker 2: a minute and like a half and did like a
Speaker 2: count out finish.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's what you get, man, I can't fugged double
Speaker 1: swerve epic worked. Oh it's back. It's back.
Speaker 2: Wrestling still lives on WWE. In twenty ten, the Philadelphia
Speaker 2: Daily News ran a story about all time Beer records.
Speaker 2: It's not like this has been authenticated. Meltzer says, but
Speaker 2: listed under most beer consumed in one sitting was Andre
Speaker 2: the Giant, the maker Champions, Freddy BLASTI if you saw molt,
Speaker 2: oh they took if you smell out, didn't they?
Speaker 1: No? They didn't.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I was gonna. I was gonna say, why
Speaker 2: would they? Was he in tena?
Speaker 1: They wish?
Speaker 2: But Andre, being the record holder with one hundred and
Speaker 2: nineteen bottles in six hours. Meltzer says, well, the story's true,
Speaker 2: made up or slightly embellished. It's been repeated that this
Speaker 2: happened in a hotel bar in Reading, PA sometime in
Speaker 2: the late seventies or early eighties. That is uh, I mean,
Speaker 2: that's fucking crazy. You think that was before or after
Speaker 2: a match?
Speaker 1: It was probably during a match.
Speaker 2: With Abdulla the Butcher.
Speaker 1: He just sat down and started drinking. Sixty minute iron
Speaker 1: Man match.
Speaker 2: Were I'll call it. After last couple of things here
Speaker 2: in TNA News, the company has apparently decided against offering
Speaker 2: Roderick Strong a contract, even though he looked very good
Speaker 2: in his match and the crowd live knew him and
Speaker 2: reacted to him. They didn't like that he wasn't playing
Speaker 2: to the crowd more twenty ten, TNA, you deserve.
Speaker 1: To die, dude. I mean, like I gotta tell you, man,
Speaker 1: Like you know, I was watching at this time in TNA,
Speaker 1: you were too and uh, I mean they made every
Speaker 1: wrong decision you could possibly make. It was so fucking
Speaker 1: frustrating being a fan at this time.
Speaker 2: But TNA Meltzer says, here are the bonuses for pre
Speaker 2: ordering the SmackDown Versus Raw twenty eleven game. Amazon dot
Speaker 2: Com is offering three new roles for Orton. I'm assuming
Speaker 2: this is a Tires either wearing a T shirt, a
Speaker 2: referee outfit, or a suit. Wow, very exciting toys. R
Speaker 2: Us has an Undertaker Ministry of Darkness character. Best Buy
Speaker 2: will have a playable Brett Hart. Walmart will have a
Speaker 2: playable arena set up like they do for Tribute to
Speaker 2: the Troops. The release date for the game is October
Speaker 2: twenty sixth. I don't even remember this. I remember there
Speaker 2: being different versions of the game. Maybe that's what it is,
Speaker 2: because like there definitely was a Brett Hart version of
Speaker 2: the game and an Undertaker version of the game. I
Speaker 2: don't remember that being like pre order bonuses per store
Speaker 2: like that was there.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that being the case. But uh, I
Speaker 1: mean that's I guess than they would do. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: playable shit behind pay walls was a market for the
Speaker 1: early video games. People love doing that shit.
Speaker 2: We didn't even know how crazy was gonna get. Well,
Speaker 2: that is it for the observer. Now let's talk about
Speaker 2: WWE NXT Season two finale from August thirty first, twenty ten.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into NXT.
Speaker 2: Whoa oh wilder, we are schill wild and young.
Speaker 1: We're like, we have a cold open here. Matt Striker
Speaker 1: welcomes us to season two of NXT. Hooray, and all
Speaker 1: the stars are here.
Speaker 2: Who will become We's next breakout star? James the Faces
Speaker 2: of the Future. We got Lucky Cannon. He want a
Speaker 2: challenge where you run around the ring with a big
Speaker 2: ass keg.
Speaker 1: He won that, dude. There's like a group photo b
Speaker 1: roll shot of these guys standing in the ring and
Speaker 1: I'm looking at this and there's some people here that
Speaker 1: I mean, if you had a gun to my head,
Speaker 1: I have no idea who these guys are. I couldn't
Speaker 1: even come up with a name. I named a few
Speaker 1: of them in a row here. So it starts off
Speaker 1: from the left to right, Okay, we have Alex Riley,
Speaker 1: we have Bray Wyatt, we have Percy Watson. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't know who the fuck was in the back here.
Speaker 1: It was Eli Cottonwood. I thought Baron Corbin or something.
Speaker 1: I didn't know who that was. We had Tna Sinshy
Speaker 1: of course to O'Neil, Curtis Axel. Yep, no clue who
Speaker 1: Lucky Cannon was? Carry On Cross That is Adam Cole, Like,
Speaker 1: this is crazy what I'm looking at here?
Speaker 2: Carryl I mean you you knew a decent amount of
Speaker 2: them though.
Speaker 1: Yes, a lot of these guys were in the video game.
Speaker 2: M Oh yeah, well god damn right. Lucky Cannon doesn't
Speaker 2: do much jims. But Eli Cottonwood. Uh, the only thing
Speaker 2: really memorable for him was the first version of the
Speaker 2: Wide Family in FCW. He was uh, he was Luke Harper.
Speaker 1: Oh thank god that changed.
Speaker 2: And then Luke Carper took his spot. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I would have loved to see Eli Cottonwood try to
Speaker 1: keep up with some of those six mans with the shield.
Speaker 2: Holy fucking shit. Wow, that would have been awesome. They
Speaker 2: would have blitzed him to high heaven. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yes, some would say that he was a one to
Speaker 1: one to Roman Rains in the shield. He was of
Speaker 1: the Yatt family.
Speaker 2: Eli Codwood, Yeah, the big dog Eli Cottonwood.
Speaker 1: Cottwood. Yeah.
Speaker 2: See, of course, like I said, Lucky Canon won the
Speaker 2: KEG Challenge. That was a big deal here in w
Speaker 2: w E Showtime. Percy Watson says, oh yeah, that's that's
Speaker 2: what he won.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the keg Toss was a big deal and Tittus Day.
Speaker 1: They have big plaques up in the PC Lucky Canon
Speaker 1: winner of the twenty ten Keg Toss or whatever.
Speaker 2: This that's how Sequon Sugar's got signed. He did the
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four NXT KEG Toss.
Speaker 1: And he got his picture out there and everything.
Speaker 2: Big smile and then they act this Twitter.
Speaker 1: Yeah and then for some reason he's selling bitcoin. Oh shit, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that dude does say that. Oh yeah. Uh.
Speaker 2: They do a challenge where they got to kiss a woman.
Speaker 2: That shit was. I mean they got a wall for
Speaker 2: that too. They got to pictures on the wall all
Speaker 2: the boys that kissed the girls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got tna sent she on the wall. He
Speaker 1: who kissed the woman.
Speaker 2: And you know what, it made stars out of these boys.
Speaker 2: They had to do a challenge where they pushed a
Speaker 2: bunch of shit around the ring and up the ramp,
Speaker 2: which is also another notorious challenge that they did there.
Speaker 2: Alex Riley won the punch the punching bag challenge because
Speaker 2: he punched it is harder than everyone else.
Speaker 1: Congradualations he won the punching contest.
Speaker 2: I'm sure like Stone Cold Undertaker the Rock, We're all
Speaker 2: like watching this and being like, wow, I remember my
Speaker 2: first day at KAG Grace punched the bag challenge at
Speaker 2: by School.
Speaker 1: That's how Zach Ryder got signed again the second time recently.
Speaker 2: So yeah, as you said, Titus and Neil Eli, Cottwood,
Speaker 2: Lucky Canon, Percy Watson, Husky Harris all eliminated here. Those
Speaker 2: guys will not be the next breakout superstar, but Caval,
Speaker 2: Alex Riley or Michael mcgilli Cutty, one of these three
Speaker 2: will not only James be the next WWE superstar in
Speaker 2: twenty ten, which is the peak here to want to
Speaker 2: be a ww superstar. But you get a championship match
Speaker 2: at a pay per view, which is I mean very
Speaker 2: like what pay per view? What title?
Speaker 1: Where?
Speaker 2: When?
Speaker 1: How it's gonna be bragging rights where we fight for
Speaker 1: brand supremacy.
Speaker 2: Oh that's I mean, that's good.
Speaker 1: That is that right? Like I'm just guessing, but that
Speaker 1: sounds right.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna look because I'm pretty sure it's I mean,
Speaker 2: we're spoiling, of course, but low key, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: it's him and Ziggler for like the unconnall title right.
Speaker 1: At Bragging Rights, the pay per view where we fight
Speaker 1: for brand.
Speaker 2: Supremacy, Survivor series.
Speaker 1: Survivor series where we fight brand supremacy.
Speaker 2: I guess also true, right, yeah, also true. Yeah, he
Speaker 2: faced Ziggler jumping ahead of course. But yeah, so that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I like me. I'm taking Lucky Cannon to the top.
Speaker 1: He's stacing the rock.
Speaker 2: Oh it's Percy Watson and he's going one on one
Speaker 2: with johnsona in the main event and Survivor Series.
Speaker 1: And one's wearing a SmackDown shirt and the other's wearing
Speaker 1: a Raw shirt because the winner will do it for
Speaker 1: their brand.
Speaker 2: Percy Watson's always wearing the red, so he's got to
Speaker 2: be on roll.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you're right. He was positioning himself for
Speaker 1: that big raw push.
Speaker 2: He's positioning himself for a lot on this show. Actually,
Speaker 2: I think I'm Lucky Cannon. His shirt says, I feel
Speaker 2: lucky like a goddamn gambling site.
Speaker 1: There is no way if we pulled anybody that just
Speaker 1: wwe that anyone knows who the fuck this guy is.
Speaker 1: Lucky Cannon, I don't know why this shit had me
Speaker 1: dying anyway. So it's like caval Alex Riley, and Michael McGillicutty.
Speaker 1: These are the final three. Somebody will get a pay
Speaker 1: per view title shot. I mean like at this point, ww,
Speaker 1: he's just doing whatever the fuck we're giving away pay
Speaker 1: per view title shot. Shit from the from the Keg
Speaker 1: Toss Challenge, from the Kiss a Woman Challenge. The winner
Speaker 1: of the Kiss a Woman Challenge gets a pay per
Speaker 1: view title shot. Wow, we just give a fuck holy shit,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 2: Yeah man, I mean if it was up to them,
Speaker 2: they would have got rid of the intercount I'll title
Speaker 2: a long time ago.
Speaker 1: So you know, I mean that's ridiculous. Like I love
Speaker 1: this also where it was like the winner here between Cavall,
Speaker 1: Alex Riley, and Michael mcgilli cutty. Yeah, these are your
Speaker 1: final three that someone will win here tonight. You know,
Speaker 1: I like being in the ring because I'm a warrior. Shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we get a caval hype video. Should lies
Speaker 2: between these ropes and then dude, they show a shot
Speaker 2: at him doing the Coppo kick to Eli Cottonwood. Imagine
Speaker 2: if he did it like he did it in Evolve
Speaker 2: and blitz this guy his ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he kisses a woman that says, b roll him
Speaker 1: knocking out two and Evolve. Larry Davis is freaking.
Speaker 2: Out race he knocks telling Conwood does Warriors way does
Speaker 2: the look?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the SpongeBob thing. SpongeBob came in taunt Oh man, dude,
Speaker 1: I mean he was spamming it here. Are you making
Speaker 1: fun of my move suit? Please?
Speaker 2: He knows Cavall, you can't wear the fucking suit.
Speaker 1: I hate Discovidy. I want to let me go back
Speaker 1: to t NA. Please let me work. Ebore City is falling,
Speaker 1: two is alive. I have to end them. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: what I did to Larry Davis at his stable of guys,
Speaker 1: they were talking about my suit.
Speaker 2: So we get a Michael McGill cutty hype video. Of course,
Speaker 2: he says, this is just the beginning and it's going
Speaker 2: to get better from here. They should have played like
Speaker 2: clown effects here, that's.
Speaker 1: True, or just the beginning. Some would say it's the Genesis.
Speaker 2: Dude, I forgot that that was on this.
Speaker 1: I thought I didn't know what. We watched the show
Speaker 1: far I gotta be honest with you, and then I
Speaker 1: got to the end of the show, I said, oh,
Speaker 1: it's got to be this. I saw that Michael mcgilla
Speaker 1: cutty grabbed the mic and I said, yeah, it's got
Speaker 1: to be this.
Speaker 2: Well, is that in the en schmaz of course, which
Speaker 2: is alright, forget, Yeah, don't worry, we have plenty of
Speaker 2: time to talk about of course.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He says he's got confidence that he's going to go
Speaker 2: on and win this and of course Alex Riley's hype video, uh,
Speaker 2: James's favorite wrestler. He says, this is about being a star,
Speaker 2: and once he wins, it's going to be a race
Speaker 2: to the w Championship, which is of course the title
Speaker 2: that he will get a shot at at bragging Rights,
Speaker 2: which we will fight for brand supremacy.
Speaker 1: Somebody has to win. It's gonna be raw or it's
Speaker 1: gonna be smacked down.
Speaker 2: Only one can become w's next breakout star. Weh wow
Speaker 2: and a young man. Why did they use this song?
Speaker 1: Now? Hold on now this song is he This is
Speaker 1: fucking insane, like he have just be gun.
Speaker 2: Some trying it down. He moved a little too fast.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, yeah, Pyra, Yeah dude, they got mad, Pyro.
Speaker 2: They gotta fucking send this show off, right, They're about
Speaker 2: to get kicked off this fucking channel.
Speaker 1: Well, Michael Cohen, Josh Matthews, welcome us into uh wherever
Speaker 1: the fuck we are.
Speaker 2: I actually don't know if I even wrote it down.
Speaker 2: I usually do. I don't know if they.
Speaker 1: Close to New York, I don't remember, but I remember
Speaker 1: they said that they're close to Cavall's hometown, so New Jersey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well he's from Brooklyn. Right. Of course, wb had this
Speaker 1: weird era where like they just didn't want you to
Speaker 1: know where they were.
Speaker 2: I think they wanted you to get confused, like they
Speaker 2: were trying to confuse the children that there was only
Speaker 2: one w B Bridge. They wanted you to just think
Speaker 2: there was one nxt raw inspected building that you always
Speaker 2: were at.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's the WWE universe and you're in it, buddy,
Speaker 1: you're in it, and you can't let me, let me
Speaker 1: the fuck out, get me out of here. Ashley Valance
Speaker 1: is our host for the evening. Just kidding. I didn't
Speaker 1: really understand. I'm gonna guess like they were just doing
Speaker 1: a deal where they were trying people out for this position.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they just they immediately fired her because she
Speaker 2: is the host. She introduces everybody, and then we never
Speaker 2: see her again.
Speaker 1: That sucks. What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Then she got the VACA tod fuck that you
Speaker 2: don't like, you're gone or she quit? Yeah, that's even better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought this was supposed to be TNA my bad.
Speaker 2: So MVP comes out, he spells MVP with his hands.
Speaker 2: That doesn't get over. Sadly, he is Percy Watson's pro.
Speaker 2: Zach Ryder comes out. He was Titus O'Neill's pro. John
Speaker 2: Morrison comes out. He was Eli Hotwood's pro. My goat
Speaker 2: Eli Cottonwood. Mark Henry comes out, he was Lucky Cannon's pro.
Speaker 2: If you can believe that that's a real person on commentary.
Speaker 2: Each time somebody comes out, they're trying to do a
Speaker 2: little quip. I love quips. By the way, they're trying
Speaker 2: to do a little quip. And he says, I think
Speaker 2: Cole says, you know, even Mark Henry's luck ran out.
Speaker 2: Here's some cloud noises.
Speaker 1: Oh wait a minute, that's because his name is Lucky Cannon.
Speaker 1: Oh dashing.
Speaker 2: Cody Rhodes comes out. He was Husky Harris's pro and
Speaker 2: of course even Cody's grooming tips couldn't help Husky Harris.
Speaker 1: Good gimmick.
Speaker 2: The Miz comes out and Cole announces him as the
Speaker 2: Rex Ryan of NXT. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: Oh, I promise you he wasn't doing good then that was.
Speaker 1: That was a low key diss.
Speaker 2: So Miz has the money in the bank briefcase in
Speaker 2: the US title. I mean, they're giving this guy fucking everything,
Speaker 2: and especially they're giving him the best rookie you could
Speaker 2: ever imagine. That's right, the only rookie that has proven
Speaker 2: to be w's next breakout star, Alex Ridley. And he
Speaker 2: comes out. Then he does the autograph taught into the camera,
Speaker 2: which doesn't last long. They tell him to stop looking
Speaker 2: at this fucking camera for the rest of his career.
Speaker 1: I mean he came in, he didn't know that they
Speaker 1: don't want him to look at the camera, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. But that's been a thing for twenty years.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to tell you, buddy, buff Bagwell, they said.
Speaker 2: No way, they killt his career because of it.
Speaker 1: Man, stop looking at the fucking camera.
Speaker 2: No stop, Buff two, you got too much Aura.
Speaker 1: Alex Riley has the little letterman jacket cut off on
Speaker 1: the sleeves.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's his whole shit, right, He's the jock.
Speaker 1: As I'm watching everyone kind of just walk out very
Speaker 1: nonchalantly with their little shirts on. Zach Ryder was wearing
Speaker 1: a fucking ww button down with a big w W
Speaker 1: logo on the back and then a little w W
Speaker 1: logo on the front. I'm just looking. I'm just looking
Speaker 1: at everyone walking out right now, like the Mizzers standing
Speaker 1: up there with just about every damn title and achievement
Speaker 1: you got in w W and everything, and I'm looking
Speaker 1: at this. I'm just like, man, this era had no fire. Man,
Speaker 1: you think Stonecas Steve Auston was coming out on the
Speaker 1: ramp and hanging out in the WWE button shirt, you know,
Speaker 1: It's just like, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, you think Kane was coming out in his WWE jacket, Yeah,
Speaker 2: like you.
Speaker 1: Think the Rocks would come hang out up here like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, it just it felt like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, just no fire, no fire.
Speaker 2: I mean, no top guys were being pros.
Speaker 1: No, no, it just felt like it was I mean,
Speaker 1: and realistically, if you look at this era and so
Speaker 1: see him Punk finally fucking does something, I mean, it's
Speaker 1: just a fireless era. Like it's just like an era
Speaker 1: that just kind of existed and was there.
Speaker 2: It's a lost era. Really Like this Pie guys are.
Speaker 1: Working hard, they had the live events they were doing,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and like not taking away
Speaker 1: from the time that those guys put in, you know,
Speaker 1: in this era, but man, I mean, like just it
Speaker 1: was just wasn't competitive. No one gave a fuck. It
Speaker 1: was just kind of like, all right, I'll do this,
Speaker 1: I'll do that, like whatever. No one was dethrown in
Speaker 1: John Cena in this.
Speaker 2: Era, no, no fucking shot. But like I imagine also the
Speaker 2: guys that were, like, I mean, we're at the end
Speaker 2: of season two of this, like everyone no one took
Speaker 2: this serious, like from the people putting on the show,
Speaker 2: to the people running the show, to the people watching
Speaker 2: the show. So I think no one really gave a fuck.
Speaker 2: So Michelle McCool and Layla come out here. They have
Speaker 2: the split Women's title and they introduce caval he's swag
Speaker 2: and they kiss him on his cheek and he's I mean,
Speaker 2: this guy, how could this guy not win? He's got
Speaker 2: it all. He's got this fucking jumpsuit on, he's the
Speaker 2: he's killing everybody with Coppo kicks. He's got the ladies
Speaker 2: like what the fuck? And of course, James, the WW
Speaker 2: universe is fifty percent of a vote tennit to decide
Speaker 2: who wins.
Speaker 1: I do not believe you. I'm sure you were.
Speaker 2: You're telling me you aren't on there on w dot
Speaker 2: com voting for the top next star.
Speaker 1: I was not watching this what I was watching TNA
Speaker 1: and getting fucking pissed the fuck off all the time.
Speaker 1: That's what I was doing.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, if you're gonna do anything, I mean,
Speaker 2: we're watching p tw bg DVDs. Have you know, waiting
Speaker 2: for a month from the high spots to get them
Speaker 2: there in that little ass case.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm buying all of them in the Christmas sale.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not buying ship during the year. I
Speaker 1: got some money save.
Speaker 2: Kofi Kingston comes out and he says, put your hands
Speaker 2: together for the Master of the McGillicuddy. That's not right,
Speaker 2: that's not what that's called.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, it's the McGill cutty, the.
Speaker 2: Ambassador of the mcgilla buddies, Michael McGillicuddy, Hell yeah, the
Speaker 2: Master of the McGillicuddy. He's got that. He's the master
Speaker 2: of the ex hole. That's my fucking guy, dude.
Speaker 1: I love how everyone came out, Cabal, Alex Riley, et cetera.
Speaker 1: McGillicutty comes out and Michael Cole says, yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: he's kind of missing something.
Speaker 2: He walks out here in this bright ass green gear
Speaker 2: to Kofe's theme and like the part of the song
Speaker 2: is coming out to is the part of Kofe's theme
Speaker 2: war it says, it's a sham.
Speaker 1: What a sham? I just want to say. Also, love
Speaker 1: this KOFE Kingston entrance. Love it. I can't get enough
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: With the Pyro too.
Speaker 1: This is the world champion to me. I love this guy.
Speaker 2: Didn't have to wait that long to give him the belt,
Speaker 2: Like he was ready way sooner than that. He was
Speaker 2: over as fuck. This entrance is sick. Even Michael McGill
Speaker 2: cutty having a good time coming out to this song.
Speaker 2: The Master of the McGillicutty, Michael mcgilly cuddy.
Speaker 1: And he's your mcgilla fuddy. So now it's time for
Speaker 1: the w w e XT town Hall where Matt Striker
Speaker 1: introduces the men that were eliminated from NXT.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Matt Striker's now the host again. Ashley Valance is gone.
Speaker 2: They have She's been eliminated. And Matt says, I know
Speaker 2: you're all anxious to find out who will be w's
Speaker 2: next breakout star. They have said wv's next breakout star
Speaker 2: five to six times already. We are not even ten
Speaker 2: minutes into the show. They are like super on top
Speaker 2: of that. Also, he's right, I mean I was so anxious.
Speaker 2: I was so anxious to find out who W's next
Speaker 2: breakout star will be.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was looking at everybody that could possibly be
Speaker 1: and I was thinking, hmm, could it be Michael mcgilli cutter.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at the top of w twenty ten. I'm
Speaker 2: looking at the pay per views and who's got the
Speaker 2: belts and all, and I'm begging and praying. I said, Wow,
Speaker 2: there needs to be a breakout star or else this
Speaker 2: industry is gonna die. And I see a man that
Speaker 2: was eliminated that could have saved this business in twenty ten,
Speaker 2: and Lucky Canon just didn't get a fair.
Speaker 1: I was thinking, maybe we put Michael mcgilli cutty with
Speaker 1: Triple H. But it's Triple H where he failed a
Speaker 1: concussion protocol and he switches the matches one hundred times.
Speaker 2: Right right, I think that is W's next breakout star.
Speaker 1: He's mine in yours. He's your Nick Dilla buddy.
Speaker 2: Well, here's the five gentlemen that were eliminated. Here's a
Speaker 2: bunch of fucking losers at ring side. Here we got
Speaker 2: Titus O'Neil. He does the door bar.
Speaker 1: I love that. I remember, like when I was watching
Speaker 1: this with the primetime players, and shit, I love that.
Speaker 1: I would do that all the time.
Speaker 2: Bar and millions of dollars like that was a great do.
Speaker 1: That was so fun.
Speaker 2: Eli Cottonwood, what was his taunt?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what this guy's dealing.
Speaker 2: He looked fucking lost.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was lost in the lights. I have no
Speaker 1: idea what I was looking at.
Speaker 2: I don't think he knew where he was, to be.
Speaker 1: Honest, I mean, it's a tough gig man.
Speaker 2: I understand Lucky Cannon's here and everybody knows him.
Speaker 1: He's got the twenty ten Minecraft YouTuber shirt.
Speaker 2: I feel lucky, dude. That's such a it is like
Speaker 2: a Minecraft YouTuber logo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he was ready to mine some crafts.
Speaker 2: He would have had a better shot being a YouTuber.
Speaker 2: Fucking shit. He should start a YouTube channel now like
Speaker 2: Mark Jin Drag and maybe for one year, I had
Speaker 2: the greatest job of business. I was on NXT. Of
Speaker 2: course we have showtime Percy Watson.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude, I love it, man, like this guy
Speaker 1: loves saying, oh yeah, this is my guy right here.
Speaker 2: He does a little taunt before too, he does huh
Speaker 2: huh oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's his finish too.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude, his fucking finish isn't It's fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: And I mean we'll talk about it. But oh, of course,
Speaker 2: Husky Harris. Of course, the last I hear he does
Speaker 2: the wolf packed on. He's still trying to go to
Speaker 2: w CW.
Speaker 1: He's doing the too sweet for his dad k wall
Speaker 1: Street historic NW I member, rightly, shit, that's true, just gimmick.
Speaker 1: At this point, NXT is vaguely referencing his dad, but
Speaker 1: making sure that it's not obvious. So he doesn't get
Speaker 1: in trouble.
Speaker 2: That's legitimately also Michael Mcgillicutty's.
Speaker 1: Gimmick and Coddy Rhodes gimmick. Only shit.
Speaker 2: There was a plethora of guys not like this is
Speaker 2: the new legacy.
Speaker 1: You could say, huh is that right?
Speaker 2: That is? I mean, imagine that would have changed my life.
Speaker 2: I would have had to make some changes.
Speaker 1: I would immediately incorporate that.
Speaker 2: I would have to be fuck it. I would have
Speaker 2: just been new Wolfpag fuck you guys. So Matt Shreker says,
Speaker 2: just like the three remaining rookies, these gentlemen started with
Speaker 2: a dream, but their dreams have been crushed. They all sucked.
Speaker 2: They all sucked. It have been elimited. Look at these
Speaker 2: losers once again. Let's show him off. Everybody the winner.
Speaker 2: This will earn a championship match live on pay per view.
Speaker 2: And the pressure is times too, because we are gonna
Speaker 2: have another a double emanation. And he looks at Alex
Speaker 2: Riley and says, don't smile.
Speaker 1: Sh ain't over here, buddy.
Speaker 2: What he's smiling about. I've been ribbed unbelievably for the
Speaker 2: past six years. And you walk in here and you
Speaker 2: get on this contest, and now you're gonna get on
Speaker 2: pay per view. You know who I wrestled on pay
Speaker 2: per view, Ball's mahoney. And then Eugene give me a stunner.
Speaker 2: Shit is not fucking good in my life, Alex Riley.
Speaker 1: Eugene made me eat his boogers. His dad is VK
Speaker 1: wall Street.
Speaker 2: Mats Stroker says, gentlemen, the three rookies to night will
Speaker 2: have an incredible challengehead of them. They will face off
Speaker 2: against each other in a triple threat match, and that
Speaker 2: is up next.
Speaker 1: Caval immediately gets into it with the Miss. He's gonna
Speaker 1: get some.
Speaker 2: Heat, dude, he's talking shit to the mizz. Cavall shoves
Speaker 2: him down. Michael McGill Cutty starts fighting with Alec Criley
Speaker 2: and then they all shit can Miss and Riley to
Speaker 2: the floor and Caval very loudly because the crowd's not
Speaker 2: making any noise because they don't really care. They want
Speaker 2: to see Kan versus the Undertaker. At the end of
Speaker 2: the night, Cavall says, you're doing all this talking. You're
Speaker 2: doing all this talking. May not I'm filing super based
Speaker 2: out and he holds up the US title.
Speaker 1: Well Michael Cole reveals on commentary here that NXC Season
Speaker 1: three is starting immediately and it's an all women's season.
Speaker 2: Hooray, it's gonna be all divas.
Speaker 1: Kelly Kelly is a pro. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I introduced one of the pros here, Kelly Kelly. It
Speaker 2: goes backstage and she's facing away for some reason. She
Speaker 2: turns around and says, what's up, WW Universe, it's me
Speaker 2: Kelly Kelly. Wow, this is the most video game thing
Speaker 2: I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1: Hello Kelly Kelly.
Speaker 2: She can't wait to be a pro for season three,
Speaker 2: and her rookie is a girl after her own heart.
Speaker 2: She's fun, she's sassy, she's athletic, and she loves pink
Speaker 2: high tops. Here's my rookie, Naomi. I said, Wow, I
Speaker 2: fucking completely forgot about this. This is Naomi. It's like,
Speaker 2: you know, still wrestling to this day in w W, Naomi.
Speaker 2: This is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a lot of names here that I
Speaker 1: was like, Wow, that's right, we're old. We also get
Speaker 1: a Kelly Kelly video package of only clips commentated by
Speaker 1: Jerry Lawler.
Speaker 2: For some reason, Oh my god, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: I thought it was like, you know, they were hyping
Speaker 2: up because she's the pro or whatever, and they're showing
Speaker 2: her doing moves and then all of a sudden, it's
Speaker 2: you know, Lawler, what Kelly? Kelly smiles? You need sunglasses?
Speaker 2: I said, all right, fair enough, let's get one in there.
Speaker 2: You know what they say, too much of a good
Speaker 2: thing can be wonderful. All right, we're getting a lot
Speaker 2: of you here. He love thy neighbor would be my
Speaker 2: motto if I live next to Kelly Kelly.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, knock it off.
Speaker 2: What do you call you know, CPR because she just
Speaker 2: took my breath away.
Speaker 1: Not for this fucking guy. So now it's time for
Speaker 1: Caval versus Michael mcgilly cutty versus Alex Riley.
Speaker 2: It's time for the main event.
Speaker 1: This is it. You better enjoy it because this is.
Speaker 2: It, the one match on the show. Everybody.
Speaker 1: They all clash in the corner here to mcgilly Cuddy
Speaker 1: grabs a headlock on Caval. Riley runs out of mcgilly
Speaker 1: cutty's back, body drops him while still in the headlock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little double. That was cool.
Speaker 1: Caval kicks mcgilly cuddy out of the corner, hits a
Speaker 1: running kick for a two. Here, mcgilly cutty does a
Speaker 1: rope misdirection, hits the dropkick on Caval, but he gets
Speaker 1: broken up.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I actually liked that he did the leap frog
Speaker 2: into the dropkick.
Speaker 1: I dug that we get a backbreaker here from mcgilly
Speaker 1: cuddy for a two here, and commentary now goes on
Speaker 1: about Caval and how uh fuck him for being good
Speaker 1: at wrestling? Man seriously?
Speaker 2: Well, okay, so like during the match they showed, they
Speaker 2: cut to the stage and like all the pros are
Speaker 2: up there not watching this match because Cody is legit
Speaker 2: standing up just talking at them, and they're all looking
Speaker 2: at him, not fucking watching the mat which is very funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah they Cole says, yeah, well, Kaval is an internet darling,
Speaker 2: and Josh says, well, what's wrong with him?
Speaker 1: Work?
Speaker 2: You know what's wrong with that? He's been working for
Speaker 2: over a decade. And Cole says, Oh, there's nothing wrong
Speaker 2: with that. I just don't see anything in him.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I just think he sucks. Man, I gotta
Speaker 1: be honest, Daniel Bryant, Man, get the fuck out of here, seriously.
Speaker 2: Yeah, send him back to our wh What the fuck
Speaker 2: inginet sucks. They suck. Jim Cornett sucks.
Speaker 1: Fuck this show. They should be getting booked by Delirious
Speaker 1: right now, not here.
Speaker 2: Wow, a fate worse than death.
Speaker 1: Daniel Bryce as back to Ebore City, Get him on
Speaker 1: out of here.
Speaker 2: I mean, listen, do just He'll heat James and then
Speaker 2: there's just being outright bed.
Speaker 1: Josh Matthews says that a lot of family members are
Speaker 1: here for caval tonight, and Michael Cole says, well, I
Speaker 1: asked Alex Riley if his family was coming and he
Speaker 1: said no. When Josh Matthew says, that's a great story
Speaker 1: called thank you for sharing that with everyone.
Speaker 2: Man, it looks super fucking cool.
Speaker 1: Miguel Cuddy Gordbusters go fall to the floor here. Uh
Speaker 1: Riley shit kansm We go to Commercial and uh well,
Speaker 1: I mean if they got anything here, they got the
Speaker 1: heel going up into commercial deal.
Speaker 2: So yeah, we go to commercial and we get every
Speaker 2: day I train, says John Cena. Thousands of hours of
Speaker 2: practice says Chris Jericho, and Raymisterio says injuries can happen
Speaker 2: at anytime. Triple H says, my kneecap just kind of
Speaker 2: blew over to the side. Of my leg John Cena
Speaker 2: says I've torn the pectoral muscle completely off my shoulder,
Speaker 2: and Ravesterio says, I've had surgery five times in my eleven.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's legendary. It's not.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's a horrible thing to happen. But I mean,
Speaker 2: if you were watching WWE during this time, you saw
Speaker 2: this commercial six thousand times. And I don't know why,
Speaker 2: but I've had surgery five times in my left knee
Speaker 2: stood out unbelievably.
Speaker 1: It's legendary.
Speaker 2: It is legendary. Dude, I've had surgery five times in
Speaker 2: my left knee.
Speaker 3: My left knee.
Speaker 1: Please do not try this. It's not even at home.
Speaker 1: Just don't. Don't do it.
Speaker 2: Seriously, don't try it. It all A guy like me
Speaker 2: was trying it all the now.
Speaker 1: I know that every single person we've shown here has
Speaker 1: backyard tapes and they have footage of them as a
Speaker 1: kid doing this, and we use this, yeah, we use
Speaker 1: it on every single title match. But please, love a god,
Speaker 1: don't do that.
Speaker 2: How many surgeries do you want your left knee? That's right? None?
Speaker 1: Four?
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, well then you know.
Speaker 1: I have five surgeries in my left knee, like my hero.
Speaker 1: So we come back from commercial. Here, Alex Riley is
Speaker 1: on the top rope go all hits the handspring kick
Speaker 1: off the top sends Riley to the floor.
Speaker 2: Dude, Yeah, he does all the theatrics and Michael Cole says,
Speaker 2: what the fuck was he just doing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the crowd chance that was awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this guy's sucks and I hate him.
Speaker 1: The twenty ten WB fans yearn for the X division
Speaker 1: turn the channel.
Speaker 2: I mean, all you gotta do is just watch one
Speaker 2: more show, Like, just watch one more show and you'll
Speaker 2: get everything you could ever ask for. Even at its shittiest,
Speaker 2: it was better than watching this.
Speaker 1: Caval heads scissors into a dragon sleeper on McGillicuddy. He
Speaker 1: calls that the bite of the dragon.
Speaker 3: That's that bite of the dragon.
Speaker 2: That's a shitty name.
Speaker 1: I don't know when he was calling it.
Speaker 3: That's that's that's the fight of the dragon.
Speaker 1: Call it that god that cal No way, this guy
Speaker 1: was watching caval.
Speaker 2: Matches go on, lucky but low key over telling to
Speaker 2: to the warriors way stiff style on the corner, all
Speaker 2: shit out in.
Speaker 1: The middle of the ring. Take her to the corner,
Speaker 1: hang them up.
Speaker 2: The Rottweilers, Ran New York.
Speaker 3: Say it says, Run New York.
Speaker 1: Caval's doing so good season three. We're bringing in Julio too.
Speaker 2: I love Julio and le Gunning. We're gutting the jersey
Speaker 2: allpro Rosta for season three. Bring back Mickey James from TNA.
Speaker 2: But Mickey James seem Puck Juliodnara together. Yeah, that's like
Speaker 2: a that's some kind of gathering.
Speaker 1: Hire Michael mcgilly cunty to a super contract right now.
Speaker 2: It's just saying all of this into the headset during
Speaker 2: this match.
Speaker 3: I have an idea. Give Alex Riley the best theme
Speaker 3: song we can fucking find. Find it out. Call that
Speaker 3: guy a kid, he's thirty. Fuck you, Josh, seriously, how
Speaker 3: are you still here?
Speaker 1: I hate you? Don't even you reach it for that button.
Speaker 1: Do not press the talk back button. Seriously, I don't
Speaker 1: want to talk to you. Call the match.
Speaker 3: Why insult you?
Speaker 1: Good match, bitch?
Speaker 2: You called the mat all right? Well we got cartwell
Speaker 2: headspring kick here from baketball. We got the okay, well, okay,
Speaker 2: well the real ones getting power slammed deer. He's got
Speaker 2: dragon sleeper and uh that's not the perfect plexes and
Speaker 2: that's a Fisherman sup Plex for Michael McGillicutty.
Speaker 1: So McGillicutty gets to the ropes here for the Break
Speaker 1: and the Dragon Sleeper. He hits the perfect plex for
Speaker 1: a two and no mention, what's so uh whatsoever?
Speaker 2: Here? That's nuts? Yeah, that's that's crazy. Like they even
Speaker 2: talk about him being like second generation five minutes after
Speaker 2: this or third generation. Sorry, he does the perfect plex
Speaker 2: and they say, ah, Fisherman sup plex Ah whatever.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't, I don't get it. It was
Speaker 1: insane then, it's insane now. I really don't understand why
Speaker 1: they don't. What the deal is there?
Speaker 2: Well, that was another thing that we're on right, Like
Speaker 2: you know, Cody Roodes was kind of the end of that,
Speaker 2: and they were like, all right, no more fucking doing
Speaker 2: a gimmick where you were you have a dad?
Speaker 1: Oh all right, pretty easy? Yeah, I mean like, wow,
Speaker 1: I give him the leg up. Maybe, I guess we
Speaker 1: didn't want to do that.
Speaker 2: They probably didn't like it when i'd taker's gimmick was
Speaker 2: he had a daddy either, which.
Speaker 1: He did, and it was part of his gimmick. I
Speaker 1: guess they reck condict they didn't like it no more.
Speaker 1: I was there. I was there. I remember I too,
Speaker 1: was there. So mcgilly cuddy runs at Caval, Kaval hits
Speaker 1: him with the Coppo kick, knocks him the straight the
Speaker 1: fuck out. Fuck this guy man.
Speaker 2: That could have just been his finish, Like I mean,
Speaker 2: the double Warrior's way is killer, but if they didn't
Speaker 2: want dude's taking that, this even more dangerous Coppo kick
Speaker 2: would be even better.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So mcgilly cuddy runs at Caval. He hit the
Speaker 1: Coppo kick. He's about to hit the warriors way here,
Speaker 1: which is the double stomp into the center, but Alex
Speaker 1: Riley pushes him off the top. He pins mcgilly cuddy
Speaker 1: and Alex Riley gets the win. Son of a bitch,
Speaker 1: he stole it.
Speaker 2: See, Alex Riley gets to win here he steals one,
Speaker 2: and Josh says, well, Alex Roley picked up the victory.
Speaker 2: But you know the pros on the stage are watching,
Speaker 2: and they're not dumb. They know Cabal did all the work,
Speaker 2: and Cole says, who cares? Who cares he did all
Speaker 2: the work, And Josh says, well it matters because the
Speaker 2: pros are the ones vote, and then they spend the
Speaker 2: rest of the like, I mean, at least two full
Speaker 2: minutes you're arguing about this. Well fucking Alex Riley celebrates
Speaker 2: in the rig.
Speaker 1: Well, thankfully it's only fifty percent of the votes, because
Speaker 1: fifty percent of the votes is the fans at home.
Speaker 1: You yes, the mcgilla buddies.
Speaker 2: The w W Universe, Yes you, the w W Universe,
Speaker 2: Yes you, James, We yes we us the w Universe
Speaker 2: were voting on this.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was voting for Nigel McGuinness and for some reason,
Speaker 1: Jeff Party.
Speaker 3: Got with him.
Speaker 2: There's only one company where your vote doesn't matter, and
Speaker 2: it's not this one, James. Your vote matters here on NXT.
Speaker 1: Alisha Fox is a pro on the next season of NXT.
Speaker 2: Yeah hey, Alicia Fox says, Hello w B Universe. It's
Speaker 2: your favorite Fox here, Alicia. Everyone has to do the
Speaker 2: goddamn hello w Universe thing.
Speaker 1: Huh Yeah, well, you know, do a little YouTube inure
Speaker 1: for us.
Speaker 2: She said she wasn't surprised that I was chosen to
Speaker 2: be the next NXT pro, but I was surprised that
Speaker 2: my rookie was almost as fierce as I am. She's
Speaker 2: got a champagne taste with a sham Pain budget introducing
Speaker 2: from Beyond the Grave.
Speaker 1: Maxine. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Holy shit. Yeah fuck yeah Maxine Katrina from Lucha Underground
Speaker 2: this year, and uh, she says, I realized that this
Speaker 2: is other girls' dreams, but they got to find a
Speaker 2: new one. That was probably the best promo of all
Speaker 2: of these.
Speaker 1: The pros are casting their votes to see who is eliminated.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're all comparing notes here. I'm sure, uh, Mark
Speaker 2: Henry wrote all these guys suck ass. Don't fucking hire
Speaker 2: any of these dudes.
Speaker 1: I'm sure Zach Ryder was drawing a penis on the paper.
Speaker 2: Cody were comparing dick drawings that people saying, how fucking
Speaker 2: soon can I go back to New Japan?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I don't like the here anymore. This
Speaker 1: doesn't seem right. We get the Night of Champions commercial.
Speaker 2: Oh this is fucking fantastic. Yeah, I mean, we get
Speaker 2: all the top champions here. Like Sina, who says to
Speaker 2: be a champion means to write your name in the
Speaker 2: books of w W history. Mis says to be the
Speaker 2: champion means I'm awesome.
Speaker 1: I mean, there it is. He said, that's his thing.
Speaker 2: Like, is this not the most fucking baby fed cookie
Speaker 2: cutter ship ever, Like, how the fuck did this ever survive?
Speaker 1: Come on, miss say the thing awesome?
Speaker 2: Orton says, to be a champion made me who I
Speaker 2: am today. And Seamus with fucking just insane hair his hair.
Speaker 1: Understood does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to be a champion means AWE am the best.
Speaker 2: His hair is hi like Zach Ryder's jealous of this
Speaker 2: dude's spiked hair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love Seamus and his push Yeah. Really, golly.
Speaker 2: Dude, Okay, I love Shamous too. I love Seamus Still,
Speaker 2: He's awesome. I'm awesome, and that's why I'm the champion.
Speaker 2: I mean, to be honest, I'm awesome, awesome sauce Champion
Speaker 2: of the world. Missus gimmick is literally just him showing
Speaker 2: up and saying I'm awesome.
Speaker 3: Give him the belt and give him more belts.
Speaker 1: Well, guess what gold dust is here?
Speaker 2: How? How?
Speaker 1: How?
Speaker 2: How?
Speaker 1: How is gold dust here?
Speaker 2: I'm obviously I'm so happy about it, But how in
Speaker 2: the fuck could this be a show that we watch
Speaker 2: that gold dust shows up?
Speaker 1: I could not believe gold dust actually showed up on
Speaker 1: the screen. It blew my mind.
Speaker 2: I legit had to pause because I was laughing. I
Speaker 2: couldn't believe it. I was so excited for you to
Speaker 2: see that gold Dust turns and faces the camera. This
Speaker 2: is so goddamn insane. He turns OFFI is the camera.
Speaker 1: Hey, universe, this is gold Dust man. Oh yeah, and
Speaker 1: I love movies. Oh hell yeah, mans, your hat's on
Speaker 1: the big break.
Speaker 2: I mean that's like that's like a ring toe or
Speaker 2: a voicemail message.
Speaker 1: Hey, this is gold Hey man. You doing all right?
Speaker 2: And I'm so well yes, because I've seen my rookie
Speaker 2: and she will star in a Shattered Dreams production, And
Speaker 2: when I'm finished with her, you will never forget the
Speaker 2: name of.
Speaker 1: O Sawna. There she is, and she likes movies too.
Speaker 1: If she was really about it, she would come dressed
Speaker 1: up as gold Dust.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: That or she would have dressed up as black Rain.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, when it's time to see her evil side,
Speaker 1: when it's time to get awesome.
Speaker 2: Sauce, Oxana says, I'm from the THEA and I am awesome.
Speaker 2: I get right of fucking title, get the fucking about
Speaker 2: it right now. And ah, she only got a star.
Speaker 2: The next break out star is fucking right there?
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 3: God damn kidding me.
Speaker 1: Next week they should have Ox on a show up
Speaker 1: and she turns around and looks at the camera as
Speaker 1: gold Dust. Hello, Universe, it's me. I'm Sana. Yeah.
Speaker 2: She says she's the most pretty girl NXT and she
Speaker 2: wants to teach the other girls you can reach whatever
Speaker 2: you feel inside. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: And she wants to tell all the other girls that
Speaker 1: no matter what they do, they will never be awe.
Speaker 2: So, I mean, the Viz should be on every fucking
Speaker 2: season of this.
Speaker 1: It's a good spot for him. He should have been
Speaker 1: for us.
Speaker 2: He should have been on season three with Eli Cottonwood
Speaker 2: and all.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Season three should have been Eli Cottonwoods, the pro
Speaker 1: and the Mizz of the rook.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that would have been fucking unbelievable. Mis
Speaker 2: gets fired and has to work his way back up,
Speaker 2: so he has to be on NXT season three.
Speaker 1: And he has to do all the NXT games like
Speaker 1: throwing the keg and bunching the walls. No way he
Speaker 1: could win the keg challenge come almost a fucking fistfight
Speaker 1: with Nate Diaz.
Speaker 2: Wow, the challenges and we have had Spike TV synergy
Speaker 2: this time, only fucking ship.
Speaker 1: That would have been awesome. Well, all right, this we
Speaker 1: were doing the keg toss, and well next week you're
Speaker 1: all going one on one back to back.
Speaker 2: Ho holy fuck wow. That would have been absolutely insane.
Speaker 2: And next and the week after that you have to
Speaker 2: talk to ousy Osborne to figure out what he said.
Speaker 1: Everyone here has to drink three beers and then start
Speaker 1: fighting each other. Whoever was the last one standings this week?
Speaker 1: And what do you win? I have no idea. I
Speaker 1: don't know anyone who wins here.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna win because I'm awesome.
Speaker 1: You can't be in this. Wow, I'm not missed. I'm
Speaker 1: Maxana shiit.
Speaker 2: Wow, you got a great outfit. You are the master
Speaker 2: of disguise. Oxana, you are awesome.
Speaker 1: You are awesome, Axana, I gotta say.
Speaker 3: She's awesome. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Dustin, I'm going dust. No, I'm going dust, I'm black Graide. Then,
Speaker 1: so now it's time for the eliminated rookies town hall.
Speaker 1: I gotta say, for guys that were eliminated, we still
Speaker 1: hear from him a lot.
Speaker 2: For guys that are eliminated, they went out of their
Speaker 2: way to prove why they are eliminated.
Speaker 1: I actually thought Eli cotton would put up a really
Speaker 1: good stance here on this I gotta be honest.
Speaker 2: Well, Matt Striker says, you know, he wants to speak
Speaker 2: to these guys, guys that know the three left in
Speaker 2: the ring more than anyone else. Big Titus Smuel stand up.
Speaker 2: He says, Titus, who do you think she'd win? Next scene,
Speaker 2: why And Titus Sadley doesn't do the dog bark. He
Speaker 2: cuts promo here. He says, let's see, we got the ninja,
Speaker 2: we got Will Ferrow's look alike, and we have a
Speaker 2: guy trying to relive his high school football days. I'd
Speaker 2: have to say, the guy trying to relive his high
Speaker 2: school football days, okay? And he said struck. He says,
Speaker 2: all right, Elike Cottonwood, who she wouldn't?
Speaker 1: Why Eli Cottonwood stands up? I mean, this guy is
Speaker 1: immediately lost in the lights. He stands up and says,
Speaker 1: I think Alex Riley should win this year's competition.
Speaker 2: He's like looking at he's trying to read any of
Speaker 2: the shirts or signs in the crowd. I think, uh sign,
Speaker 2: guy behind me can't see you should win?
Speaker 1: All right, son, just go ahead and sit down.
Speaker 2: Thank you, and I'm awesome. No no, no, I thought
Speaker 2: that works.
Speaker 1: Waved his finger.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, Yeah, that doesn't just.
Speaker 1: Work for everybody.
Speaker 2: Okay, so Eli says, not only he does really have everything,
Speaker 2: he's also the most likable so Eli Cottonwood.
Speaker 1: He stands up and he says, I think, I mean,
Speaker 1: this is the most regular guy ever. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what I was supposed to think.
Speaker 2: How is this guy so tall? And like they didn't think, hey,
Speaker 2: maybe should just be intimidating.
Speaker 1: I've never seen this guy before, like ever, Like I've
Speaker 1: never heard him talk so like. He stands up and
Speaker 1: I'm at my first I'm like, what is this guy
Speaker 1: gonna sound?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: I think Alex Riley should win because he has everything
Speaker 1: and he's the most likable guy. What the fuck did
Speaker 1: I just see? Dude?
Speaker 2: Matt Striker even says, okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, sit the fuck down, Like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: You're eliminated against down? Would you like to join n
Speaker 1: next again? Starting out? You're fired? Get the fuck out
Speaker 1: of here, man.
Speaker 2: So Matt Sharker says, okay, Lucky Cannon, who should win?
Speaker 2: And why Lucky Cannon's here? Of course? And he says
Speaker 2: the exact same promost Titus. You know, he had this
Speaker 2: in his head. And when Titus did his shirt first,
Speaker 2: he was like, fuck fucking blew my spot.
Speaker 1: Lucky Cannon says, do I think it's gonna be the
Speaker 1: toddler running around in his diaper? And Michael Cole says,
Speaker 1: oh man, not this guy again?
Speaker 2: Who was he talking about?
Speaker 1: He was talking about XPOC in the cry Baby match.
Speaker 1: Oh right, not this guy r diaper?
Speaker 2: No. Do I think it's gonna be mister mediocre himself? No?
Speaker 2: And I was like, Okay, I don't know which one
Speaker 2: that is either. Do I think it's gonna be the
Speaker 2: middle aged guy that still think's in high school?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I know that's Alex.
Speaker 1: Riley middle age, he's thirty.
Speaker 2: He means we're middle aged, James middle age. We only
Speaker 2: got half left, oh man? And then Lucky Cannon says,
Speaker 2: does it even matter you flushed this show down the
Speaker 2: toilet the moment you eliminated me? And Michael Cole says, oh,
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, he's a bad guy.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: Then they legitm Boom start laughing.
Speaker 1: On commentary, Yeah, like crazy, man, I don't understand what
Speaker 1: this show is supposed to be. I don't get it.
Speaker 2: Did Lucky Cannon think he was gonna cut like a
Speaker 2: beast promo here? And they were like, fuck Lucky Cannon,
Speaker 2: actually stop the clock, hold on, pull him over the guardrail,
Speaker 2: get him in the ring. He's got to be in
Speaker 2: this fucking vote like he's he's got to get another
Speaker 2: chance here, redemption. So Matt Striker said, it gives fucking
Speaker 2: Lucky Cannon a weird look, and he says show Tom
Speaker 2: Percy Watson, and Percy says, in my opinion, it's gonna
Speaker 2: have to be Michael mcgilla cutty. I think he has
Speaker 2: the ability and the lineage and he works hard. All right, Well,
Speaker 2: we're gonna have to fucking fire this guy where he
Speaker 2: was specifically not talking about his lineage. Oh yeah, oh
Speaker 2: you know what, he's back. Put him back on the
Speaker 2: show immediately. Yeah, get him back on there now. I'll
Speaker 2: haven't do that again. And then Husky Harris says, Michael
Speaker 2: mcgilli Cuddy wins season two of NXT for the simple
Speaker 2: reason that, like myself and my pro Cody Roads, he
Speaker 2: was just born better. Cole says, all right.
Speaker 1: Stands up and says, my dad was dk Wasser in
Speaker 1: the NWA. Can I get a too sweet? Woooooo?
Speaker 2: My dad was Boys with the Money Man. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: So Matt Striker says, well, the time is upon us.
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone suggested to caval but that's why
Speaker 2: we have the pros poll. Let's find out who's gonna
Speaker 2: be eliminated for one of you. That dream ends right now,
Speaker 2: and then they go through on the tron the like
Speaker 2: draft style thing with just three pictures over and over
Speaker 2: Ago again. Blool, Alex Riley has been eliminated. Michael Cole's pissed.
Speaker 1: I mean the misses pissed.
Speaker 2: The missess pissed. Cole says that's a crime. Can't say
Speaker 2: I'm shocked, though, miss is flipping out in the ramp
Speaker 2: as everyone else mocks him, and Matt says, Alex Riley,
Speaker 2: you've spent the entire season talking. Do you have any
Speaker 2: final words? And Alex Riley says, you know, the worst
Speaker 2: part of the show is listen to you talk over
Speaker 2: me the whole time, and Michael Cole and Josh Matthews
Speaker 2: both laugh very loudly into the bike at that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my favorite part was where he points to the
Speaker 1: crowd and says, this is at least a twenty five
Speaker 1: Alex roy Als, is it not?
Speaker 2: Well, Michael Cole gave that away earlier. He said, your
Speaker 2: family didn't want to come, so I guess not. He said,
Speaker 2: my father was not a sports entertainer, and I didn't
Speaker 2: spend my youth wrestling in bars to try to get
Speaker 2: an internet following. I actually went to college.
Speaker 1: This was his son of a Plumber promo. Oh shit,
Speaker 1: I ain't no sports entertainer. I ain't wrestling, No, damn bars. No,
Speaker 1: I went to college. What a dumb decision that was.
Speaker 1: Nobody knew me.
Speaker 2: But I still stand here with these two as the
Speaker 2: almost WB's next breakout star. And the reason that it
Speaker 2: is because I believe in you believe, and we all
Speaker 2: mcgilla believe that I am simply the most talented kid
Speaker 2: in the contest. You are thirty years of age.
Speaker 1: Thirty years old. Yeah, that's tough, man.
Speaker 2: If I was a betting man, which I am and
Speaker 2: I know you all are. Oh is that fucking right?
Speaker 1: Oh? Gambling heavy gamblers. I feel lucky. Lucky. Can't say
Speaker 1: the bar. I knew it. That's why I wanted to
Speaker 1: vote for that guy.
Speaker 2: I would still bet the future of we on Alex Riley,
Speaker 2: and then he leaves, he does the autograph thing in
Speaker 2: the camera that fucks his career up, and then uh
Speaker 2: caval and Michael mcgilli cutt he shake hands in the ring.
Speaker 2: They are the final two here on the season two finale.
Speaker 1: I gotta say Alex Riley was one of the best
Speaker 1: at carrying the keg.
Speaker 2: I mean, top keg guy. He's end up being great
Speaker 2: carrying Missus bags as well.
Speaker 1: Not a bad gig.
Speaker 2: Shit got him A couple, got him a year or so, right,
Speaker 2: he was in the games.
Speaker 1: Worked for just incredible. Alex Roley didn't get to do
Speaker 1: his X factor.
Speaker 2: You know who would have been in Alex Riley's X Fact?
Speaker 2: Do you think Lucky Kendon would have been in there?
Speaker 1: Just a couple of all pro athletes.
Speaker 2: I got everything I ever wanted, the autographed and I'll
Speaker 2: never give that bag Eli got with staring at the sky.
Speaker 1: The Bella Twins are here and they are pros for
Speaker 1: season three of nx T.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and of course their rookie has been competing in
Speaker 2: sports their whole life and w universe. Let us introduce
Speaker 2: you to someone that might look familiar to you, Jamie,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, okay, let's see how familiar
Speaker 2: she looks to me. She didn't look familiar to me
Speaker 2: at all at all, Like, I don't know who this is.
Speaker 2: I guess she was the ring announcer on NXC before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she probably did what the girl did earlier here
Speaker 1: on this show. Oh she bring out and said, ah fuck,
Speaker 1: this this sucks. Eve Torres WWE Diva is here to
Speaker 1: tell the fans to stop fucking doing spots at school. Seriously, dude, stop.
Speaker 2: There must have been something that happened, right, like a
Speaker 2: plethora of kids doing the Warrior's Way at the recess.
Speaker 2: The moves we do in this ring take years to
Speaker 2: perfect them. Do safely show the overdrive.
Speaker 1: Do you guys think you can just go out in
Speaker 1: the schoolyard and do the Persecution? No you can't, so
Speaker 1: stop trying to do it.
Speaker 2: It's the persecution the dance.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, flash, No, I don't know what it's called.
Speaker 2: I thought you're saying that's Percy Watson's move, the Persecution.
Speaker 1: No it is. I called the persecution Okay, okay, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't the fucking oh yeah, elbow yeah, it's
Speaker 1: gotta be. It was the splash he did the fucking
Speaker 1: you remember what it was. It was the he would
Speaker 1: you hit the rops he come back? You do the
Speaker 1: arm thing? Oh yeah, and then he did the inverted
Speaker 1: splash deal where he would like twist it all that.
Speaker 2: Is okay, right, okay, now I do remember it. Oh
Speaker 2: the persecution is a fireman's carry to a flapjack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, stop doing that at school.
Speaker 2: Seriously, you can do the other move though, Oh yeah, move,
Speaker 2: you can do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys, go for it, the move school. You know,
Speaker 1: it's dope. Just persecution. Let Percy Watson do that one.
Speaker 2: You know. Yeah, stay safe. Please don't try this at home.
Speaker 1: Just don't try it. Period.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't watch it, actually stop it even show you're
Speaker 2: not gonna get to WB, Like, do you want to
Speaker 2: go through this? Do you want to go through all
Speaker 2: this ship that you're watching?
Speaker 1: Not from this cloth, You're not caught from this cloth,
Speaker 1: You're not like that. Look in the mirror and tell
Speaker 1: yourself I'm not that guy, because you're not.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, that'd be fucking awesome. That's the way of
Speaker 2: talking of off of doing that. Listen, none of you
Speaker 2: guys who ever fucking make it? Stop trying? All right?
Speaker 1: Can you carry the keg?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 1: Can you do the obstacle course?
Speaker 2: Can you kiss the woman?
Speaker 1: Can you kiss the woman? Seriously? No, then stop fucking trying.
Speaker 1: Raymond Sterio hat surgery in his knee five times? Five times?
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Holy shit?
Speaker 1: Don't do the fucking persecution. Seriously, don't do it. Don't
Speaker 1: fucking Eli Cottonwood. He did the persecution one time in
Speaker 1: school and he ended up like that.
Speaker 2: He ended up like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know why he's doing this, Just a weird guy.
Speaker 1: We got a pre tape here. Michael Cole sends us
Speaker 1: to a video of the WWE Superstars at a live
Speaker 1: event in China.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they go all get off the airplane, they get
Speaker 2: off the bus and there's a huge crowd of people
Speaker 2: there waiting for them in China, and all of them
Speaker 2: are channing, TNA, TNA, go back home, Go back home.
Speaker 1: Two Sports Entertainment. We want Nigel, We want six sides.
Speaker 1: The song for the video, by the way, is Soul
Speaker 1: Survivor by Angels and Airwaves.
Speaker 2: Why do I know that band?
Speaker 1: So Tom from Blank Win a too spun off? All
Speaker 1: that Angels and Airwaves.
Speaker 2: Ah, yes, okay, I do remember this.
Speaker 1: Then did you like any of the Blank win A
Speaker 1: two spinoffs?
Speaker 2: I think what other ones were there? I don't know
Speaker 2: if I know them.
Speaker 1: So you had Angels and Airwaves Okay, I remember how
Speaker 1: box Car Racer.
Speaker 2: Oh, I like that too. I like them too.
Speaker 1: That was Tom's project too, Yeah, just did the one album, okay.
Speaker 1: And then there was Plus forty four, which was Mark
Speaker 1: and Travis.
Speaker 2: I don't think i've if I have heard Plus forty
Speaker 2: four's because of you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean when I was younger, I spammed the
Speaker 1: fuck out of that Box Car Racer CD. I mean
Speaker 1: I was in love with that deal?
Speaker 2: Is that the best spinoff one? You think that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, like if you would have
Speaker 1: asked me when I was younger, Yeah, I mean absolutely.
Speaker 1: Plus forty four has really grown on me as I've
Speaker 1: gotten older, Like I think.
Speaker 2: OKAYSONX there.
Speaker 1: I mean, Boxcar Racer is still a I mean, like
Speaker 1: that album is fantastic, but the uh yeah, the Plus
Speaker 1: forty four one is pretty good too, I think. Okay, sure,
Speaker 1: I like Angels and Airwaves too, I just don't listen
Speaker 1: to him as much. It's they definitely were in more
Speaker 1: commercials and shit for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, because I just I definitely know that name
Speaker 2: way more than the other ones.
Speaker 1: They were in a few video games too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh okay, yeah, you know that. Maybe that's fucking
Speaker 2: what I know him from.
Speaker 1: Then, so we go backstage here it cuts to, uh, Primo,
Speaker 1: you guys know that guy.
Speaker 2: This is I mean, unintentionally hilarious. This is a very
Speaker 2: twenty tens man. It goes to Primo, who I didn't
Speaker 2: fuck I legit. I'm not like I'm not putting on
Speaker 2: I legit. Had no idea what the fuck I was
Speaker 2: looking at. I said, who the fuck is this guy?
Speaker 2: It's a guy he's got spiky hair affliction shirt chin strap.
Speaker 2: I said, who the fuck is that? And then it
Speaker 2: clicked that it was Primo Cologne, and Primo Colonne is here,
Speaker 2: look at fucking nuts and he's a pro for season
Speaker 2: three NXT and it's no surprise. He says, they picked
Speaker 2: a guy like him, mister Rico Suave, that's what they're
Speaker 2: fucking calling him, of course, to mentor and train divas.
Speaker 2: He says, he's got that Senorita Mamasita.
Speaker 1: Hey, man, if you think that me and my rookie
Speaker 1: are gonna win NXT season three. Then I have an
Speaker 1: ocean side time shared an Idaho for you to buy.
Speaker 2: Well, his rookie is a j Lee. Holy shit, she's
Speaker 2: representing all the nerds out there.
Speaker 1: She's not like those other girls.
Speaker 2: No, of course not, absolutely not. And you know what,
Speaker 2: Primo Colonne's not like the other guys either. He's like
Speaker 2: Rico Swab.
Speaker 1: That's why everybody was calling them.
Speaker 2: Well, next week, Prima Colone will go one on one
Speaker 2: with Nate Diaz.
Speaker 1: Diaz versus Rico Suavee. Let me see something.
Speaker 2: Nate Diaz being a pro on this also would have
Speaker 2: been unbelievable. Just there's nothing about bro wrestling. He just
Speaker 2: trains a fucking fighter.
Speaker 1: I mean that would have been sweet though. I mean
Speaker 1: I would have definitely mixed it up and no one's
Speaker 1: watching this show. I would have brought in like Chuck Liddell.
Speaker 1: I would have had like half wrestlers. I would have
Speaker 1: had Season NXD where like MMA fighters are the pros
Speaker 1: and there's wrestlers and they just learn how to shoot,
Speaker 1: fight fuck it man? Yeah why not? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Holy should that be awesome? And then they do like
Speaker 2: the split thing. Like there's MMA guys and they got
Speaker 2: to do the work match and whoever does the best advances,
Speaker 2: and they got the wrestlers that do the shoot fight
Speaker 2: and whoever wins advances.
Speaker 1: I mean, I would love to see Koval versus Alex
Speaker 1: Riley in a shoot fight.
Speaker 2: Wow, I would love to see that. And only in
Speaker 2: that fashion would I like to see that match?
Speaker 1: When now it was time for the two rookies town Hall.
Speaker 2: Matt Strikers in the ring with mcgilli cutty and Kval,
Speaker 2: and Matt says, gentlemen, I like you to face one another.
Speaker 2: You've had your chance to prove yourself physically. Now you
Speaker 2: must prove yourself verbally. Tell the other rookie why they
Speaker 2: should be eliminated and why you should win an XT.
Speaker 2: This goes very poorly for one Michael McGillicutty. I am
Speaker 2: actually shocked how many bad promos they let this guy
Speaker 2: do on one show, Like they kept giving this guy
Speaker 2: a mic throughout the entire night. Why did they do
Speaker 2: that to him?
Speaker 1: He had a point to prove.
Speaker 2: Mcgilla cutty says, first of all, I'd like to ask
Speaker 2: lay Cool something. Did you seriously submit your adopted ninja
Speaker 2: baby into the NXC competition.
Speaker 1: Boot this guy.
Speaker 2: Seriously, seriously, McGillicutty looks at Kaval and says, I'm not
Speaker 2: sure if I want to spank it or breastfeed you.
Speaker 1: What Michael Cole says, what? Uh, I'd like you to
Speaker 1: spank me. That's a answer. Cavall put that one in
Speaker 1: the think tank. He said, I hope we don't have
Speaker 1: singles anytime soon, buddy.
Speaker 2: Seriously, mcgilly cutty says, you come out here, you wear
Speaker 2: a wetsuit to the ring. Where are you going swimming?
Speaker 2: This isn't a swimming pool, no matter how much you
Speaker 2: want it to be. Oh my god, He's right, fuck you, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you just don't understand. It's not a swimming cool pool, jackass.
Speaker 1: This is a dude, I mean like there is like, uh,
Speaker 1: this is crazy as fuck. I mean low KEI is
Speaker 1: regarded by up to this point as one of the
Speaker 1: best indie guys around, Like he has so much footage
Speaker 1: from literally around the world. If Michael mcgilly cutty comes
Speaker 1: here and says, what do you think of this as
Speaker 1: a swimming pool? No worry, buddy, this is a wrestling ring.
Speaker 1: What do you need to see the footage of me
Speaker 1: knocking the guy out again.
Speaker 2: They should that should be in my tron. They should
Speaker 2: pay for that footage to be a part of my
Speaker 2: act here because none of you would talk shit to
Speaker 2: me like this.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to you want to see the
Speaker 1: footage of be beating out special K. I got so,
Speaker 1: I got plenty.
Speaker 2: Mcgilla Cutty says, it's taking you thirteen years to get here, right,
Speaker 2: So what makes you think you're gonna do any better
Speaker 2: now that you are here? Or after you get eliminated.
Speaker 2: You won't be here any longer. The crowd could not
Speaker 2: be any more dead than they are right now.
Speaker 1: It's a tough one, you know, it's a tough one.
Speaker 1: McGill cutty. I love the way. It's better. It's good,
Speaker 1: he says. So you think you'll do any better than
Speaker 1: you are here, or after you've been elimited, you won't
Speaker 1: be here any longer. I'll tell you that caball Huh
Speaker 1: your name of cabal? What does that mean? Goball?
Speaker 2: That should name cabal rights? What's that mean?
Speaker 1: That means? Yeah, that's correct. Look it up. I hope
Speaker 1: your parents are.
Speaker 2: Happy, dude, Oh my god, yeah, look it up. It
Speaker 2: means flute, good name. I'm glad his parents. I hope
Speaker 2: his parents are happy.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you some no matter how much you
Speaker 1: like my God times up, I guess I mean, this isn't.
Speaker 2: Even anny sense either, no much, no matter how much
Speaker 2: you like it. I can represent the company a lot
Speaker 2: more better than you can.
Speaker 1: The timer goes off. Michael Cole says, thank god, dude.
Speaker 2: Cole says, Alex Roley was eliminated.
Speaker 1: Or after you've been eliminated, you won't be here any longer. Cabal,
Speaker 1: that is your name. Cabal. You're trying to swim flute,
Speaker 1: I got happy parents. What's to do with that? Let
Speaker 1: me tell you something I got more?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, and another thing I have to say
Speaker 1: right now? No no sho fuck up? Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: well I have time later. Don't worry about that. Holy ship.
Speaker 1: Will you have one more thing? This was bad? This
Speaker 1: was bad, So you've been eliminimated.
Speaker 2: Really you're trying to get spanked a breast bed?
Speaker 1: What you ever wrestled before?
Speaker 2: This is a dude, that's my favorite lie. This isn't
Speaker 2: a swimming pool, no matter how much you want it
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 1: Spank y'all.
Speaker 2: What you suck my breast? When you suck my breast?
Speaker 1: What what?
Speaker 2: And then Caval actually does like a great promo here.
Speaker 1: Oddly enough, Cavall went into the bag.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, yeah, caval says, Well, let's let's think about this, Michael.
Speaker 2: You were trained by W. W. Hall famer Harley Race,
Speaker 2: weren't you. You were a third generation superstar. You were
Speaker 2: set up perfectly to be here. Me come from a
Speaker 2: hard working, middle class family. All I got is a
Speaker 2: high school diploma and a deep voice. I'm just a
Speaker 2: kid from New York, Big Pop. I guess Michael McGill
Speaker 2: cutt he was probably talking shit to the crowd or something,
Speaker 2: because they popped and Cavall says, look at me, homeboy,
Speaker 2: I'm the one talking to you and mcgilla Culdy gets
Speaker 2: super pissed. He says, I'm not a homeboy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't swim either, buddy, and.
Speaker 2: Cavall says that it took him thirteen years to be here,
Speaker 2: but he's earned respect around the world. He sacrificedhi stuff
Speaker 2: to hang in the ring with the legends like Eddie Guerrero,
Speaker 2: Big Pop. He had all the ammunition here. You you
Speaker 2: mentioned Eddie, you win that twenty like there's no losing there.
Speaker 2: He says. If you want to talk about me deserving
Speaker 2: to be here, you're sadly mistaken because I will be
Speaker 2: the next breakout star. And Michael Cole says, that was
Speaker 2: actually very good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, takes a second. I was actually very good.
Speaker 2: That's I mean, Michael mcgilla Cuddy, if he hadn't lost already,
Speaker 2: that was the fucking death knell.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, hella WW Universe.
Speaker 2: Vicky says she's the official consultant of SmackDown and a
Speaker 2: pro on season three w W Universe, Prace yourself because
Speaker 2: I have the rookie that is strong and dominant and
Speaker 2: her name is Aloisa. I said, Aloisa, I said, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, I fucking forgot about this. Do you remember
Speaker 2: this at all? This girl?
Speaker 1: Nah?
Speaker 2: Okay, she's like six fucking foot nine, gig fucking gantic.
Speaker 2: They announce her here and then she is fired almost
Speaker 2: immediately and gets replaced by Caitlin on the season. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she went to the nd. She actually wrestled for aiw.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, she wrestled dom No dom Okay.
Speaker 2: So just so you know, the first thing I did
Speaker 2: after I read that was I immediately Dm Doma, I said,
Speaker 2: you fucking do you work with her?
Speaker 1: Josh probition.
Speaker 2: She's like the drunken driver off the scaffold.
Speaker 1: Got big ai dumb chance, Come on, man, shit me something.
Speaker 1: So now it's time to announce the winner of NXT
Speaker 1: Season two.
Speaker 2: So Matt Striker's here, He's with Kaval and Michael mcgilla
Speaker 2: Cuddy and he says.
Speaker 1: This is it.
Speaker 2: The challenges are over. The winner and w's next breakout
Speaker 2: star is Caval. Cavals fired up. Michelle mccoole and Laila
Speaker 2: are fucking losing it. They're super excited. Caval is he
Speaker 2: is good enough to be here.
Speaker 1: James Caval runs over to the top rope and literally
Speaker 1: stands on the tip top rope and taunts towards the crowd.
Speaker 1: It looked insane.
Speaker 2: That was fucking nuts. I don't even know how he
Speaker 2: had that kind of balance. That was believable.
Speaker 1: Lake Cool runs down. They all hugged. They're all happy.
Speaker 1: Michael mcgilli Cutty, he's not happy.
Speaker 2: Michael mcgilli Cutty is very not happy.
Speaker 1: He's got something to say.
Speaker 2: Michael Cole also not happy, by the way, but he
Speaker 2: says all you my words apparently in the eyes of
Speaker 2: the pros, and that would be universe.
Speaker 1: Caval deserved it, and Michael McGill cutty said, it's time
Speaker 1: for me to make history.
Speaker 2: Michael McGill cutty is handed a microphone as mattch Striker
Speaker 2: asks him, what's going through your mind right now?
Speaker 1: The answer was a lot.
Speaker 2: He looks around, he stares at Kval and he says,
Speaker 2: I don't know what to say. You are gonna be
Speaker 2: on a pay per view and have a title shot.
Speaker 2: That's gonna suck, I tell you that much.
Speaker 1: Michael Cole says, uh.
Speaker 2: That is funny as fuck. Doesn't matter what you think.
Speaker 2: You are nowhere near the level of Michael mcgilli cutty.
Speaker 2: Ever since I started NXT, I had one goal and
Speaker 2: that has become wb World Heavyweight Champion. And Michael Cole
Speaker 2: and come and say says, well, that's been put on hold.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's a lofty goal. Man mcgilla.
Speaker 2: Cuddy says, well, unfortunately I got eliminated today and I
Speaker 2: lost my guaranteed shot at the title. But that is
Speaker 2: not going to stop me from becoming a future world
Speaker 2: heavyweight champion. See I am the future of this company.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be a big time player in the machine
Speaker 2: called WWE. I am the next big thing. Oh my okay,
Speaker 2: oh John, he is.
Speaker 1: Hitting all the wrong points here, but keep going.
Speaker 2: I am the next generation and starting from this moment,
Speaker 2: from now, from this moment on, this will be the moment,
Speaker 2: starting now of the Genesis.
Speaker 1: Of mcgilla. Cuddy says, Oh great, Josh says, can we
Speaker 1: hit the buzzer? Holy holy fuck man?
Speaker 2: They left him out to die so fucking crazy here, man,
Speaker 2: Like that sucks.
Speaker 1: I mean, they were forcing these dudes to talk even
Speaker 1: if they didn't want to.
Speaker 2: They did not like set them up for success whatsoever.
Speaker 1: Hell no, they said, go out there and cut that promo.
Speaker 1: What were you saying? Backstays the Genesis of mcgillicuttery, Yeah,
Speaker 1: go do that out there.
Speaker 2: We heard you spitting in the front of the mirror.
Speaker 1: You should.
Speaker 2: That's like a good one. You shouldet out there, go
Speaker 2: call yourself the next big thing too. That's a good idea.
Speaker 2: This will be the moment.
Speaker 1: No shout up, stop from now now, No.
Speaker 2: No, not now, not now right now, No, I can't
Speaker 2: be it can't.
Speaker 1: Be right now of the Genesis. Oh you look good.
Speaker 2: He got real evil. He's gonna enjoin the fucking Undertaker.
Speaker 1: Remember, you have to slow it down if you're not going,
Speaker 1: if you think you're going too slow, slow it down
Speaker 1: even more. From this moment on, this will be the moment.
Speaker 1: And no, oh my god, he listened to us. I'm like, god,
Speaker 1: he's showing an idiot from right now. And then he's
Speaker 1: like looking around, his eyes are darting across the room,
Speaker 1: and Kobe's like tell him on the stags, like, come on,
Speaker 1: grapping up, wrap it up, wrap it up. And he's
Speaker 1: thinking it means go longer. And as of now, maybe
Speaker 1: starting today later tonight.
Speaker 2: Right here in Colls hometown.
Speaker 1: And my name is Michael. Furthermore, my name is Michael.
Speaker 1: I gotta say, man, Like a lot of guys go
Speaker 1: into WWE, I don't remember a fucking thing about them.
Speaker 1: I don't remember they exist, whatever the case, I remember.
Speaker 2: This, you know, can't fucking forget that one. But what
Speaker 2: I remember more about this episode, James, is what happens next.
Speaker 2: So Matt Striker congratulates Kaval, and Kaval says, I don't
Speaker 2: know what to say, but thank you, thank you w E.
Speaker 2: And then of course, top guy Lucky Cannon jumps him.
Speaker 2: Lucky Cannon fucking lays him out, and all the losers
Speaker 2: start jumping Kaval in the ring Lucky.
Speaker 1: Cannon and Cottonwood and all the boys start beating the
Speaker 1: fuck out of low Key. Do you guys think this
Speaker 1: is smart?
Speaker 2: The funnier part James is low Key at least at
Speaker 2: least low Key is telling you this, which you know.
Speaker 2: Loki says they didn't tell him he was getting jumped.
Speaker 1: I mean he was like not wanting to take those moves.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that.
Speaker 2: He is legit trying to shoot double Legg Titus and
Speaker 2: then when he Titus gets him on his back, he
Speaker 2: tries to put Titus in a triangle choke.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, it did not look like you wanted to do.
Speaker 2: All that I'll tell you is they are shoot having
Speaker 2: to kick his fucking ass.
Speaker 1: Oh he fuck dude, because Lucky Cannon goes to pick
Speaker 1: him up for his Lucky Cannon and like he's like
Speaker 1: fighting to get off of him. Do not do not
Speaker 1: touch me. I'm not taking that shit. I'm serious, I'm
Speaker 1: not taking that fucking shit. Kick out at one. I'll
Speaker 1: kick out at one.
Speaker 2: So the pros all run down in the ring to
Speaker 2: fight the NXT losers. UH and Titus and MVP are
Speaker 2: fighting in the corner. Morrison's getting in there.
Speaker 1: They're joining in.
Speaker 2: Percy Watson, oh yeah, and Husky Harris are kicking Cavall's ass.
Speaker 2: MVP hits the running player's boot in the corner on Titus.
Speaker 2: Titus no sells it, and then MVP throws him as
Speaker 2: hard as possible out of the ring. Yeah, come on, dude,
Speaker 2: you gotta sell the shit. So the ref's come in
Speaker 2: here to break it up. Also to very loudly tell
Speaker 2: the guys, holy shit, you guys gotta fucking hurry up
Speaker 2: and get this shit over with. Husky hits a Urinagy
Speaker 2: on Kval and then Alex Riley and Michael McGillicutty hit
Speaker 2: the ring and Alex Riley goes after MVP. Uh, Michael
Speaker 2: McGill cutty goes after Kavaal. Now this is where things
Speaker 2: get a little odd. Percy Watson is helping Alex Riley,
Speaker 2: of course fight MVP because they are the NXT team.
Speaker 2: Alex Riley turns around and starts punching Percy Watson in
Speaker 2: the head.
Speaker 1: Dude, he did start attacking hey Man starts.
Speaker 2: Dude, not only does he start attacking Percy Watson, but
Speaker 2: they're fighting on top of the fight that Husky Harris
Speaker 2: and Michael mcgilli cutty are doing over Kaval, so they
Speaker 2: almost like roll their ankles fighting. Then Alex Riley hits
Speaker 2: Percy Watson with a Mitchenoku driver.
Speaker 1: Yeah the floor. I legit had no clue what was
Speaker 1: going on, Like I thought. I thought I understood the brawl,
Speaker 1: and then the brawl broke into another brawl. I just
Speaker 1: assumed everyone was shooting on each other. I didn't know
Speaker 1: what was going on.
Speaker 2: I mean, what a good fucking brother Percy Watson is.
Speaker 2: Why the fuck did he just say, Dude, I'm not
Speaker 2: taking Michinoka driver World the same team. What's wrong with you?
Speaker 2: He gets up for the Mitchanoaku.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I mean like he really gave it to him.
Speaker 2: He hits a fucking full on and then he throws
Speaker 2: him to the floor like he's not supposed to be
Speaker 2: in the ring. And then they're all hitting their fucking
Speaker 2: moves on Kaval, which one lucky cannon hits the widow
Speaker 2: Maker very dangerously on Kval, like he throws him down
Speaker 2: so fucking hard, man, I.
Speaker 1: Love the widow Maker though. It's a great move.
Speaker 2: Okay, it is a great move. Underrated move, I believe.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, Lucky can't hits him with that ship husky.
Speaker 2: Harris hits a big senta on. Then Percy, Watson, and
Speaker 2: Titus get back in the ring, and now they're all
Speaker 2: back on the same team. Percy watching us to stand
Speaker 2: there and watch Alex Riley hit that. You're dismissed on
Speaker 2: Caval He just got his ass. It's the fucking uh
Speaker 2: t ko you're dismissed.
Speaker 1: Was he a teacher?
Speaker 2: Well, he's a student. You know what.
Speaker 1: I don't see what's happening. Man, This guy is the
Speaker 1: type person Watson fuck this guy.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Why did he do that? It's fucking rude.
Speaker 2: So they fucking pick up Caval The refs are telling him, dude,
Speaker 2: take it the fuck home. Titus hits Clash of the Titus.
Speaker 2: Great move, by the way.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: That look good. Yeah the sky high, Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: welcome mcgilla. Cuddy's yelling at caval Face that it should
Speaker 2: have been him. I should have been the winner of NXT,
Speaker 2: not you. And then this show could not have ended
Speaker 2: any better.
Speaker 1: This is amazing.
Speaker 2: So Percy Watson through the trials and tribulations of turning heel,
Speaker 2: then also getting turned against by his heel teammate in
Speaker 2: the same segment where he hit him with a Mitchinoku driver,
Speaker 2: then to rejoin same heel team, he stands over Kaval.
Speaker 2: Everyone has hit their finishers on Kval but him. We
Speaker 2: have run out of time. The last thing you see
Speaker 2: is it fading to black as Percy Watson starts to
Speaker 2: do the dance, and the last thing you hear on
Speaker 2: NXT season two is Percy Watson going, oh yeah, what.
Speaker 1: A fantastic way.
Speaker 2: In this broadcast, you have to imagine he did this
Speaker 2: flash and we just didn't see it because it just
Speaker 2: looks like he doesn't dance over Caval and says, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: that was him.
Speaker 1: He's the only one that didn't get to hit his finish.
Speaker 2: That's because he's tood. Is he taking everybody else's.
Speaker 1: Alex Roley fucked him up. I bet Percy Watson got
Speaker 1: back in the ring and Alex Riley looked at him
Speaker 1: was like, oh my fucking god, my dad, holy shit.
Speaker 2: Holy fuck, buddy, what the fuck I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 2: fucking beat that.
Speaker 1: That sus. Sorry about the mich Driver, dude. The fucking
Speaker 1: McGillicuddy promo fucked me all up, man.
Speaker 2: Dude, that was fucking insane. That was fucking insane. This
Speaker 2: is like a complete train wreck of a show, like
Speaker 2: this is unreal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 3: It was fucking fantastic, A ten out of ted.
Speaker 1: I loved it.
Speaker 2: It was awesome, and so are we, Lucky Cannon he
Speaker 2: Lie Cottonwood.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well that is it for w E NXT Season two
Speaker 2: US finale from August thirty, first, twenty ten. And now
Speaker 2: it's time for the Armies.
Speaker 1: Even let's read some fucking names, all right. Now it's
Speaker 1: time for the main event. Laane Jong. We promise you
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Speaker 2: I mean that match is so fucking good, Like that's
Speaker 2: that's like a true death match in my eyes.
Speaker 1: Del Pidel. Oh wow, that's two different people. Wow, fantastic.
Speaker 1: Jadaon Stinson, curbside Hero, your fucking mabiac Richyard, Samuel mcgravy
Speaker 1: third sipping on PEPSI like Brandy pussy? Did you like
Speaker 1: all those words? Did all those words work?
Speaker 2: You nailed it though, Like that was a goddamn roller coaster.
Speaker 1: Sixty dollars annual. Austin Smith actually zombie, Jamie Son Willson
Speaker 1: come on man, one hundred and twenty dollars annual. Bobby, Bobby,
Speaker 1: help me, dude. They locked me inside a Patreon name
Speaker 1: brother ah.
Speaker 4: And no Patreon Champion of the World. What at thirty
Speaker 4: eight thirty eight? What Chica ming bag Guy?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, they didn't want dig Fungus to be champion.
Speaker 3: You were right.
Speaker 2: You spoke about it last week, James, and it came
Speaker 2: for true. They dethroned Dick Bungus already. Chicka ming Bag
Speaker 2: Guy is the.
Speaker 1: New top dog. This is the corporate champion, Chica ming
Speaker 1: Bag Guy. He's not Dick Fungus.
Speaker 2: Dick Fungush will get his day.
Speaker 3: He will get his shot at that title.
Speaker 1: Watch again. Check him in back you go to Hell.
Speaker 1: You check him in Bad guy Jesus Christ is son
Speaker 1: of a bitch.
Speaker 2: That's what ja I was saying on the Fake Race.
Speaker 1: This is the darkest day in the history of this segment.
Speaker 2: What what does your future hold for the Deadlock Patreon, pussy.
Speaker 1: Ah die, somebody turn off that PlayStation two that reason
Speaker 1: free ps two. Turn that all.
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