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Speaker 1: I don't. I Hi, Hello, and welcome to another brand

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spanking new episode of another belowdeck podcast. My name is Dylan.

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Speaker 2: That is path Permission to come aboard.

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Speaker 1: What are you looking at that? I was looking at

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the clock, oh nineteen twenty twenty one to hey, how

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you doing doing? Great? Good? Good? M do you want

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Speaker 2: Ask you?

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Speaker 1: What? Oh?

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Speaker 2: How are you doing?

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty good? Good to hear so Patreon dot com

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Slash another podcast network is where you can get Summer House.

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That's a fun show.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's a show about nothing. It's wonderful.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like Seinfeld, but not as good.

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Speaker 2: And on this feed you can also listen to The Valley,

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a show about a drug addict and his marriage falling.

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Speaker 1: Apart China the Valley, one of the darker reality TV

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shows we've ever had.

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Speaker 2: Better pivot off that pivot pivot. I don't want my

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reality TV to be that dark.

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Speaker 1: It's dark.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I want him in rehab and then get the couples.

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Speaker 1: I felt bad because I thought the last episode was hilarious,

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and it is really hilarious, but when there's a kid involved,

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it's not so funny and it gets very dark. But

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Speaker 2: You know what I hadn't noticed, but you pointed out

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in one of our social media clips that the theme

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song is all right, Yeah, everybody's all right.

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Speaker 1: It's like a failing mantra.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because the main cast member is going to rehab,

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so everything clearly is not alright.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I'd say that's pretty close to the exact opposite.

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But you can hear that on this feed. Listen to Summerhouse,

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patron dot Com, Slash another podcast network reviews. We'll do

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them at the end. They're flooding in. We love them,

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They're flooding in. We love them. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Let's finally get to two thousand. Help us out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go ahead and bunch through that brick Mario

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Speaker 2: I was not happy with this episode. A lot happened,

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but nothing happened. Yeah, just a lot going on. We have,

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of course, the mental warfare that's taken place between Lara

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Speaker 1: Yeah, two nerds, A couple of nerds.

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Speaker 2: A couple of nerds. We have some charter guests wanting

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seafood extravaganza. Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely wouldn't be on my

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preference sheet. I'll tell you that right now. I don't

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like sea bugs either, do you.

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it's sea bugs or hot dogs for the entire charter.

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Speaker 2: Now, I was just at Dodger Stadium. Yeah, yesterday, you

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didn't dare not if they gave him away for free. Now,

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my wife she doesn't listen to me, apparently, because she said, oh,

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this dad over here, Jesse, he also got food poisoning

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from a Dodger dog. So I make my way over

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to and go Jesse, you got food poisoning from a

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of them one time as a dear and I was like, oh,

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did you throw up? Said no, I won twenty bucks,

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Speaker 1: Thank you. You know, I am so proud of you

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because the conviction that you display, and we'll get to

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the show, the conviction you display at Chavez Ravine, because

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so many people have eaten the dreaded dog and have

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been worse for wear. Yet every time we come back,

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it is like the worst siren song of all time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and here's the words of the wise, never buy

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a Dodger dog in the ninth inning. That sucker was

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of a box, and you will then buy it, yeah,

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for eleven dollars, consume it, and then pray to God

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eat these dogs. But anyway, so I'm gonna give you this,

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Speaker 2: It just it wasn't good. You know, We're getting to

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we and A is a toxic human being who's you know,

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everybody aboard that vessel. So you can't keep that around.

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Lord of the Rings, return to the King. They added

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the end, it's the return to normalcy, and it's a vital, important,

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vitally important part of the story. It also won eleven

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Academy Awards. And it's just like, I don't agree with you, but.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you all this thing's still playing. Wake me

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Speaker 1: You know what, that's what Blair Witch did. So good?

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yet another below deck podcast and putting your question there.

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you can do that on Facebook? Yeah, if you want

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Speaker 1: What do you mean? Drop them? Stop calling them sea rats?

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you refer to them out of the gate. Do you

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remember that one that girl from season one you said,

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Speaker 2: I feel like last.

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Speaker 1: Episode was a little bit of a poop. Episode two.

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Speaker 2: Still there at this club level.

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Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, and we're fighting about the plates.

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Speaker 2: Which is looney tunes. But Dylan, it really goes much

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deeper than that, because an outside would see it and go,

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are they fucking arguing about fucking plates?

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Speaker 2: The reality is Laura thinks Zorena is being difficult, which

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one could argue she is, and then Zarena thinks Laura's

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Speaker 1: And it pains me, it really does that. Laura was

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so right about those plates. She she was she was,

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she was, Those plates were disgusting. They were not Mafia wife. Okay,

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her chat with Serena. This is called club level.

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Speaker 2: That's right, Okay, boy, inventive names.

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Speaker 2: Ice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, put that on your nipple. You know,

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that's the kind of night you could have. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It's essentially saying we're the best. What was the one

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Speaker 2: Wow, they used to ah, excuse me, clean my throat

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Speaker 1: What's the one on Crescent and Sunset?

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Speaker 1: See that's what That's the perfect type of name that

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getting two sides of the war. But we then move

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, this was interesting for me, Dylan. Well,

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Johnny who any port in a storm.

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refer to Johnny and I quote as a guy that

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean I think if she had said, uh,

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Speaker 2: Fair enough? Yeah, but she could have said I was

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dating someone that I was kind of into, but he

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Speaker 1: But there were cabinets, he punched cabinets.

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Speaker 2: That's true. Yeah, Dylan, quick personal story. You've heard it before,

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Uh, in college, I was flying across the country two

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I was always at Logan Airport, and then I'd have

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to fly into Renal Airport in Nevada. And one year

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and Reno's gross disgusting. One year, it's the biggest little

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city in the world. Deal what it is? Vegas's not

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by any metric, rose little cousin that no one likes

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not, is it the did you say it's

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the biggest little city that's there?

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Speaker 2: That's their claim to fame.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's what they call themselves. Yes, right, Well

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you can't say like ne fungus and death. You know,

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that's a bad slogan, be bad on a billboard that

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girl and a guy leg wrap around cry. Yeah, I'm

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other on the disgusting carpet.

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Speaker 1: No way, she loves so much, and that's.

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Speaker 2: When I realized, you know, it's.

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Speaker 1: She was a hell.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, it's just we can move on very quickly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, listen, you have to find the meaningful

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love and then the leg wrap arounds will be stuck

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to one person. You know, but who you know what

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Pollyamory is all the rage nowadays, these fuckingen alphas. They're

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spitting in everybody's mouth. So I hear on Newsweek or something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're having a good time.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So we hit the Vans. One car is fun car,

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pizza car, and the other is lame car.

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Speaker 2: Complaining car. Yeah, is that the car that Laura was

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in And she's still defending her position about those plates.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know what something that we didn't know. She's

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really ripshit pissed about being called a stewardess.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, yes, yeah, yeah, you know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, like an old pair being called like

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a babysitter. You know, it's like not really.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, A lot of people have been calling Captain Jason

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Jason this season. I don't know if you've caught that.

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That wouldn't go over well with Captain Sandy. One girl

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got fired a couple of seasons back because she said, Sandy,

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I understand where you're coming from. She said, what did

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you call me?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, yeah, I remember her, Millie elicits sworn enemy.

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That's right, Alyssa, Yeah, okay, so we hit the boat,

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Harry and Big Red are still Have they freaking porked

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each other yet?

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Speaker 2: You think I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so either.

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Speaker 2: We'll ask her on Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: M No, we won't.

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Speaker 2: Well, we're not gonna ask her, I'll say, Christina, cam

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hold on, let me see her, cam Marina want to know.

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Have you and Harry knocked boots yet? So you just

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put it in someone else's make someone else ask the question,

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all right? All right now, Dylan z.

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Speaker 1: We gotta lose that or sea rat to her face,

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we got to lose one of.

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Speaker 2: The one of them, fair enough, all right. So Zarena

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and Laura continue to ignore each other despite the fact

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that they're sleeping in very close quarters where you can

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actually feel the vibration of someone burps very loud.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you can. Also you can also

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feel the darkness, you know. I mean imagine laying next

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to your enemy and shutting your eyes. You could see

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them clear as day, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Or your wife when you're fighting all night.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, I mean it's a yucky thing.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Oh my god, we're not going to all

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this tonight. Jesus.

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Speaker 1: That's like a furnace. It's a furnace. Okay, so long pause,

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hang on, long, super long pause. Zorena and Laura, Oh

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my gosh, my favorite part of the episode. What was that? Okay,

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So I am so sorry that that took so long.

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That was ridiculous. So we have this Marina and Nick

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the nerd thing.

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, but they're both nerds now deal because she

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watches The Hobbit.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So we love Marina. She's a fun she's fun,

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she's got a great attitude.

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Speaker 2: You know, she's the one that I think I most

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connect with on the boat, if I'm being perfectly yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'd love to get a beer with Marina. But The

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Hobbit is not really anything that nerds actually watch. It

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is a blemish in what is otherwise, you know, the

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Holy Trinity. And and the other thing that she said

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was that she wanted to play Mario also, which I

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think that's probably like the most popular guy ever. Probably

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I think jocks play Mario.

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Speaker 2: So I think the point you're making her doing is

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one that we've had to. It's been a common okay,

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So what we're saying is those aren't nerds. Those are

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not Let me give you an example, the dragon steel theory.

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My only question is how would you get so much

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dragon steel into a moon because it seems like there's

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a fairly significant amount a.

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Speaker 1: Core crashing, you know, yep, yep. Well, and like you know,

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there's always like that is dragon steel, Adenium's god metal.

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Speaker 2: Those are nerds.

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Speaker 1: The one I don't know if it's uh, I don't

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know which one it is.

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Speaker 2: He gets me too every time. He's just a nerd voice.

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Speaker 1: He got the other ones too, Like they speak up.

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He's like Hadanafaium didn't They're like Jesus Christ, those are nerds,

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all right, non nerds. Stops saying not nerds. Next morning,

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Next morning, we have a chat with Serena and Alicia

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goes over well, Serena does this thing where she there's

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a there's a lurchiness to her, you know what I mean,

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Like they'll get into a conversation and there's a lurch first,

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you know what I mean, Like I know that you've

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been dominated psychically by Laura and we have to contend

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with it.

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Speaker 2: It's like, WHOA, Well, something happens here, Dylan. It isn't

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common on this boat. Yeah, we get in an apology

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out of Serena. Usually the beef ends with a sa

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rat rationalizing their horrible behavior, and then they move on

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to either smoking cigarettes or tossing into one.

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Speaker 1: Another, yeah, or both or both. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: In this case, it's something different, an apology, a heartfelt apology.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is crazy that you bring up smokes, because

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I think this may be our first daytime conflict resolution

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like this. You know, we're sitting down and squishing our

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our we're squishing up and we're just getting over things.

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Speaker 2: Usually there's a sick or too involved Yeah. You know,

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I don't think they let them smoke on the boat

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maybe during working out.

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Speaker 1: Well they they shouldn't because they would be out there

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all day just sucking down stokes. All right, So we

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have to get to a pretty important part. Yeah, it's

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the we've got people from our home city coming to town. Yeah,

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or coming to boat. And do you know anything about

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these guys?

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Speaker 2: And I guess look them up.

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Speaker 1: T shirt people, T shirt people.

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Speaker 2: I almost wrote down what they do, but it's too

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lazy to do it.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, they want your shirt people.

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Speaker 2: They want a bonfire, a seafood extravaganza, and they're going

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to do a circus themed dinner.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be wicked. And we get a little

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Sea Red history.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm glad you brought that up.

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Speaker 1: Dylan.

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Speaker 2: With La, I don't know if she's hinted at her

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past at all. She's a mystery, but that's ahead in

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an enigma. But the circus theme on this preference sheet

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triggers a memory and then thus gets us to some

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Sea rat history. But her dad took off when she

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was two. Mom worked three jobs to feed the family.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and the circus. This is where the circus fits

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into the Sea rat history was some of the more

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happier times in her childhood in an otherwise dark period.

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Pretty run in the mill Sea Rat sad story zero

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points on the sad scale, just to give a reference point.

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If your sister was gunned down in a car after

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a drug deal gone bad, which has happened on this franchise,

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that's two points. So this is straight here.

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you something, I think that you are

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way too strict on these sad skills.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's why I always try and help out, all right,

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So Laura.

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Speaker 1: Can I quickly can quickly say new people must be

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like what am I listening to? Because if you were

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confused as to why I cackled like a demon when

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pat said that her father abandoned her at the age

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of two, it's important to note that it's just it's

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important to note that the humor comes from this being

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the seventeenth or seventieth time we've heard this story. Okay,

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now it doesn't make it any less tragic case by case,

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but it is so funny.

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Speaker 2: Now, Dylan, your critique of me and my recapping of

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these sea rats A sad stories and also the points

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that I, you know, you assign. Yes, I always try

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and help out how they could upgrade in the point system.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So, if Laura, if your sister was stabbed by a clown,

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lost a big toe or something like that, that's half

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a point, right, but right now it's zero.

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Speaker 1: God, I can't even imagine. Do you have to get

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hit by like a nuclear weapon to get a five?

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Speaker 2: Like I've never thought like that, grand you know, but

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I mean, there's a score that big. It's just something

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crazy has to have to.

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Speaker 1: Be fair to you, Laura's story is pretty run of

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the mill, right, that's right. I would say that on

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my Sea rats heads goal and I don't really mind,

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does not matter because you know we have one, but

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this would this would get in the low decimals only

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only maybe zero point zero, zero, one fifty. You're going

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to give it something like that because of the differentiation

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with the circus. Right, The circus adds a wrinkle of

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horror to this story, right, because imagine that creepy, fucking

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fucked up place being your only happy place. Right, that's

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what like eight legged freaks are born from. Right. I'm

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not saying Laura is that, but it's still spooky.

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Speaker 2: Well, Dylan, your point is well taken. It's still a

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zero on over here.

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Speaker 1: Okay, understand all right, So Mamtt versus Mevegie Mont and

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Laura versus Serena.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what Vegemite is because I had a

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roommate Nick. When I first moved to Hollywood. We lived

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in a two bedroom apartment where we had We called

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it tense City tarp city because we all were living

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in there. Nick was a roadie for a bunch of bands.

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That was my first Australia.

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Speaker 1: Like when people brought people home, there were two Nicks

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and they were both friends.

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Speaker 2: One was American from Indiana, one was from Australia. Oh,

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they were buddies, and they would both bring home girls

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and they would just and you just hear it and

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you're like, oh my god again. But Nick would make

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vegemite sandwiches, vegemont on bejamine on toast, and I tried,

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I tried to give it a shot. But it's just bitter.

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Speaker 1: It's an acquired taste. I think it's a it's a

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it's a it's a it's a derivative of yeast. It's

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some kind of awful bloom, you know.

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Speaker 2: I often wonder what other countries think about catch up,

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Like Americans are splashing goddamn ketch up and ranch on everything.

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A lot of other countries think that is just disgusting.

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Speaker 1: Now we're pretty much the best. We are the best. Yeah,

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I would say, yeah, probably just if you look at

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all the metrics, right, the data, the data, the raw

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data says you're the best.

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Speaker 2: Now you glossed over one moment here, Captain Jason brings

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up that Marina being on service would be a good idea.

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This is still in the preference sheet meeting. Oh. Serena

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chimes in, yeah, it says, I think that would be

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a great idea. Yeah, and that's that's throwing it in

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Lara's face.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, brilliant stuff. I mean that you could cut the

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tension with a knife. Gosh, I really hope they work

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it out. But it looks like, you know, it's been

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a year now and they haven't worked it out.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I don't know. I think there's still

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some blood there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, baby, now we got bad blood. Okay, so we

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I was zoomed all the way down. I'm doing bad

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with Google today.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Sorry.

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Speaker 2: So Lara and Serena chat and Serena makes the case

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to stay in your department, and Lara says, because she's

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referring to Alicia apparently going to them, and it wasn't

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Alicia going to Laura to talk shit about Serena. It

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was Lara and Brianna getting her to come into the

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dorm room to then try and extract talking shit about Serena.

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So Lara, shame on you. You're a big liar. There,

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we got you on film there kid.

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Speaker 1: Well, Serena also is just like, if you wouldn't mind, like,

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00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:50,480
please don't try to, you know, turn my galley into

470
00:24:50,519 --> 00:24:53,400
a color revolution against me, you know, like I really,

471
00:24:53,519 --> 00:24:56,119
I really would appreciate if you didn't do that. And

472
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:57,559
she was like, I can't believe you would ask me

473
00:24:57,599 --> 00:25:00,359
to do something like that, bitch. Yeah, and then she

474
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,880
walks out, So it goes over a well. Laura has

475
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:08,759
another stick in her spoke, and that is Jason, that dickhead.

476
00:25:09,559 --> 00:25:10,759
Speaker 2: He will not leave it alone.

477
00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:13,920
Speaker 1: He's trying to break what isn't broken, and that is

478
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:19,880
Marina seeing sunlight. Okay, we do not need her to

479
00:25:20,079 --> 00:25:24,640
see the day. Laura wants to lock her to the

480
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:28,359
dryer and Jason wants to free her. Anyways. Meanwhile, meanwhile

481
00:25:28,599 --> 00:25:29,759
Harry gets promoted again.

482
00:25:29,839 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 2: Congratulations Harry, Laura or there's.

483
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 1: A cheeky little gift more than a five.

484
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 2: I want to know what the because maybe I glossed

485
00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:41,359
over this. Did she lose her lipstick? What was so

486
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:42,119
special about this?

487
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 1: She was probably probably lost it.

488
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,559
Speaker 2: Wow, the little things when you're out at sea, and

489
00:25:46,599 --> 00:25:49,039
how meaningful they are. She was very touched at by.

490
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,920
Speaker 1: The gift, Oh little things, just in general, like it's amazing.

491
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:56,119
I don't know how this happens, but over and you know,

492
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:58,359
maybe I need to just grow up and get less sloppy.

493
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:04,160
But like, let's say I get ten pairs of boxer briefs. Oh,

494
00:26:04,279 --> 00:26:07,319
the course of two years, all have two pairs of

495
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:11,640
boxer briefs, And it's like, how does that happen? Where

496
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:12,359
do they go?

497
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 2: They fall apart by when you put them in the

498
00:26:14,599 --> 00:26:15,559
washing sheide, Man.

499
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,279
Speaker 1: Now it's more of a mystery. They're not thrown out,

500
00:26:18,319 --> 00:26:20,200
they vanish. Does that not happen to you?

501
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:24,400
Speaker 2: Uh No, But I do realize, like sometimes my two

502
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,519
year old's like staring at me as I'm sitting on

503
00:26:26,519 --> 00:26:28,839
the couch eating cereal in the morning, and I realize

504
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,799
there's a tear in the lower part of my boxers

505
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:34,279
and he's staring at my balls. And then my wife

506
00:26:34,319 --> 00:26:37,200
just shakes her head in disgust. Yeah, she's like, you

507
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,799
need to start wearing shorts. Now the kids are getting

508
00:26:39,839 --> 00:26:40,519
at a certain age.

509
00:26:40,559 --> 00:26:41,680
Speaker 1: Now you can see your balls.

510
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,799
Speaker 2: It's really nice though. The windows cracked in the morning,

511
00:26:46,799 --> 00:26:47,720
the breeze is coming through.

512
00:26:47,799 --> 00:26:51,079
Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you think you're trying to teach him like

513
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,039
this is what you could be or is it kind

514
00:26:53,039 --> 00:26:53,880
of an alpha move?

515
00:26:54,039 --> 00:26:56,759
Speaker 2: No? No, not at all. I'm unaware that my boxers

516
00:26:56,759 --> 00:26:57,519
are falling apart.

517
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:03,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would imagine. Really keep him in fucking line though,

518
00:27:03,279 --> 00:27:04,680
you know what I mean. I mean he's looking up

519
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:05,359
at these balls.

520
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:08,079
Speaker 2: Look at these You know you can have these two.

521
00:27:08,519 --> 00:27:11,799
Speaker 1: But not for a while. You know, you're tiny, You're tiny,

522
00:27:11,799 --> 00:27:16,720
little person. Okay. The charter guests get here. A couple

523
00:27:16,759 --> 00:27:19,160
of Alaricans. What did that? What is Larkin?

524
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,799
Speaker 2: I have no idea. You want me to look it up.

525
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 1: I'll look it up, you vampire? Okay, because they threw

526
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,519
the definition up on the scream shut it on us.

527
00:27:25,599 --> 00:27:27,279
Speaker 2: Oh is it an Australian thing.

528
00:27:27,559 --> 00:27:31,039
Speaker 1: It's like a fucking American that you lock is something like?

529
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,640
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, Well they have a couple of them have

530
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,640
mutton chops, which is a late sixties thing that should

531
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:36,519
never be brought back.

532
00:27:36,599 --> 00:27:40,279
Speaker 1: It's it's a boisterous often badly behaved young man.

533
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 2: Ah, there you go. Well he probably had a couple

534
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:42,640
of those.

535
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 1: A person with apparent disregard for convention, A maverick John McCain, Alarican.

536
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,240
Go ahead, try to wave to be you can't.

537
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,839
Speaker 2: I don't know how good a pilot he was again

538
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:00,680
shut out of the air.

539
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 1: Got try to lift it now the other one.

540
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:08,039
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I always say this, but Dylan Dylan

541
00:28:08,079 --> 00:28:10,119
didn't live at He was probably a baby at this time.

542
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

543
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:14,400
Speaker 2: The mutton chops go along with the eighties woman's hair,

544
00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:18,759
which were perms and also horrible eighties fashion. I'm watching

545
00:28:18,799 --> 00:28:21,759
old movies with my daughter now. We just watched Adventures

546
00:28:21,759 --> 00:28:23,960
in Babysitting. I'm not sure if that's in your Let's

547
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:24,799
go on a film as a.

548
00:28:24,839 --> 00:28:26,640
Speaker 1: Child, said Christina Applegate.

549
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:31,119
Speaker 2: Great, great thing. No, it's that girl that was in

550
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:35,920
Karate Kid. I forget what her name is, Hillary Swank.

551
00:28:36,799 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 1: No, you're talking about Hillary Swank.

552
00:28:40,359 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 2: Now, the girl that was in Karate Kid. Anyway, that

553
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,559
doesn't matter. Everyone in that movie had goofy hair. The

554
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:48,880
eighties suck and so too much.

555
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 1: Well to give to credit to women. Elizabeth Shoe, Elizabeth Shoe. Wow,

556
00:28:54,680 --> 00:29:00,240
you know what Elizabeth's shoes in the Saint she is

557
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:00,480
in that.

558
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 2: You know what she's also in. Kevin Bacon's in it.

559
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,559
It's like in a version of the Invisible Man.

560
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 1: Hollow Man, hollow man.

561
00:29:08,559 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 2: Don't sleep on that. No, do you think.

562
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: Sleep on what happened to Elizabeth shoe? What happened to her?

563
00:29:15,559 --> 00:29:18,359
Speaker 2: I think she was in something recently. I happen to

564
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,279
know that she's not well liked on sets. She can

565
00:29:21,319 --> 00:29:24,200
be pretty allegedly pretty well.

566
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:26,359
Speaker 1: You know, you get a reputation like that in Hollywood

567
00:29:26,359 --> 00:29:27,640
and you're really going to get blacklist.

568
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 2: That's right, bo d docs. Harry teaches Nick to drop

569
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,480
the anchor. I didn't understand what's happening here.

570
00:29:33,599 --> 00:29:35,359
Speaker 1: Hang on, hang on, hang on one second. I want

571
00:29:35,359 --> 00:29:39,319
to circle back one of your credit to women, because

572
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:44,200
they're like, no, that's that's no longer a thing. What

573
00:29:44,519 --> 00:29:47,000
they dropped the dresses, they dropped the perms, and we

574
00:29:47,039 --> 00:29:49,720
move on. I don't see any of that eighties stuff

575
00:29:49,759 --> 00:29:50,359
walking around.

576
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,799
Speaker 2: Oh no, I just I bring it up constantly because

577
00:29:53,839 --> 00:29:54,960
I never wanted to come back.

578
00:29:55,079 --> 00:29:58,119
Speaker 1: Oh I know, but the but you still see guys

579
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:02,559
walking around with mutton chop. Yes, and I'm confused, Like,

580
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:06,119
has it ever? Has anyone ever pulled that off?

581
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:07,359
Speaker 2: Elvis?

582
00:30:08,119 --> 00:30:08,559
Speaker 1: Elvis?

583
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:10,519
Speaker 2: It was weird. I think that was the height of

584
00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:11,599
his drug addiction.

585
00:30:11,799 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 1: Oh really really sweaty, sweating, fat, bloated. Yeah, yeah, a

586
00:30:18,279 --> 00:30:20,440
lot coming out, lots seeping out.

587
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 2: Doing a little kung Fu move on stage.

588
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. You know that peanut butter and

589
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,079
jelly sandwich he used to eat with bananas and bacon.

590
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:29,559
I mean, what a pig.

591
00:30:30,799 --> 00:30:32,519
Speaker 2: You know, when you've had it all, you just got

592
00:30:32,559 --> 00:30:33,440
to push the boundaries.

593
00:30:33,519 --> 00:30:39,039
Speaker 1: Yep, exactly. Okay, oh eat ants, meat loaf, had mutton chops, right.

594
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 2: I hate that guy when he was dead, I was like,

595
00:30:41,519 --> 00:30:45,559
good he was such a dickhead to me. Okay, but

596
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,960
he did have mutton chops, right, yeah he did.

597
00:30:48,359 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: Pat is not a fan of meat.

598
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 2: Hi meat? Oh you're dead?

599
00:30:54,759 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: Whoops? Was that his it was short? You would call

600
00:30:58,720 --> 00:30:59,119
him meat?

601
00:30:59,799 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 2: Well? I thought I could.

602
00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't like that now. Yeah. Yeah, it's tough.

603
00:31:08,839 --> 00:31:11,720
You know, these celebs, you know, they're really they can't

604
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,119
take it a freaking you know, it's just like cool

605
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:14,720
down a little.

606
00:31:14,759 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 2: Well it also it was in a time that they

607
00:31:16,519 --> 00:31:19,200
would like with there weren't so many famous people like

608
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,640
they thought they were so special, they thought they were

609
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,240
like kings and queens. When they'd walk into a studio,

610
00:31:24,519 --> 00:31:26,759
everyone needed abou to them. I'm glad those times are

611
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:27,680
long gone.

612
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 1: I think I've told the story about my brother used

613
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,920
to manage the echo Plex and okay and Beck.

614
00:31:34,119 --> 00:31:36,359
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's a notorious asshole.

615
00:31:37,119 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 1: Beck developed a fear of ramps as he got through it,

616
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,759
so he refused to walk up ramps or something. You

617
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,799
have to be carried. And it was just like, were

618
00:31:50,839 --> 00:31:53,799
you afraid of ramps when you were like twenty years old?

619
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 2: That's what happened. Just start hating everything and everybody, and

620
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:00,599
then you start doing things like that.

621
00:32:00,759 --> 00:32:04,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know it's tough, all right. Well anyways, yeah,

622
00:32:04,079 --> 00:32:07,480
I mean, wouldn't wish it on my I'm gonna lose up, baby,

623
00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:08,079
go ahead.

624
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 2: Oh okay. So we get to this anchor thing with Nick.

625
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:13,519
Now I guess they're not doing the radio properly, and

626
00:32:13,559 --> 00:32:16,359
this anchor goes down because it's Harry trying to teach

627
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:19,480
Nick how to drop anchor and he goes radio silent. Jason,

628
00:32:19,519 --> 00:32:24,279
I think Captain Jason gets kind of pissed. I was wondering, Dylan,

629
00:32:24,279 --> 00:32:26,519
because this anchor thing scares me because it's that loose

630
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,480
change is kind of flying down.

631
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:29,799
Speaker 1: Just rip everything off your body.

632
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:34,799
Speaker 2: So of course I had to ask my phone. I

633
00:32:34,839 --> 00:32:37,720
asked it how many how many people die a year

634
00:32:37,839 --> 00:32:39,799
caused by an anchor? And here's the answer it gave me.

635
00:32:40,279 --> 00:32:42,559
It's difficult to provide a precise number of deaths.

636
00:32:42,799 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 1: Can I really quickly ask what robot you're talking to?

637
00:32:45,599 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 2: Well, I just go on my phone.

638
00:32:46,759 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 1: I know you're talking to Sirius.

639
00:32:48,039 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, Siri, how many people die a year from an anchor?

640
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,039
And Sirih said it's difficult to provide a previse number

641
00:32:54,079 --> 00:32:57,839
of deaths directly attributable to anchors and maritime situations, as

642
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:02,400
many factors contribute to maritime death. However, hundreds of deaths

643
00:33:02,519 --> 00:33:06,000
occur at sea and during maritime operations each year, and

644
00:33:06,119 --> 00:33:10,200
some of these may be related to an anchor. So

645
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:13,440
an anchor does kill some people. It was good to hear.

646
00:33:13,839 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 4: Helped so foolish doing that search tld R A couple,

647
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:25,039
a couple. Yeah, it's gotta be ugly because you've gotta

648
00:33:25,079 --> 00:33:25,759
be asking you something.

649
00:33:25,759 --> 00:33:27,839
Speaker 2: You know, this anchor that just ripped that guy's fucking

650
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:31,119
head off. It costs like three grand. Yeah, I know,

651
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,599
but his arms in there, I know, But we just

652
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,920
clean the arm out. We got to reuse the anchor. No,

653
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,680
it's like we got to replace the anchor.

654
00:33:37,839 --> 00:33:41,039
Speaker 1: So it's complete final destination. I mean, imagine a wood chipper,

655
00:33:41,039 --> 00:33:44,400
but there's no blades. It's just pure fucking smush, right,

656
00:33:44,559 --> 00:33:47,920
and you do, like, what are you gonna do? Not

657
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,559
use the chain? Like get the freaking' shit you used

658
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:55,400
for the rankling and uh and mop that dead body

659
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:59,240
off that chain. We got to haul it up. It's

660
00:33:59,279 --> 00:34:05,079
a brutal business. Brutal brutal business, all right. So Nick

661
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:08,239
the nerd does not attach it, well, it falls down.

662
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,960
Harry's not on the radio. He says, I've just become

663
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:15,840
a late deckhand and I've buggled it. But the boys

664
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,480
rub each other down a bit, and we get ready

665
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,559
to head to the beach. Can I tell you something

666
00:34:20,599 --> 00:34:24,039
I missed the disastrous beach setups? Oh yeah, I feel

667
00:34:24,039 --> 00:34:26,639
like we And I don't mean like uh ween is

668
00:34:27,039 --> 00:34:29,840
we're not speaking correctly to one another.

669
00:34:30,039 --> 00:34:32,760
Speaker 2: I mean, like wild animals there are.

670
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:35,840
Speaker 1: Needles where they're supposed to be eating Bree, you know,

671
00:34:36,599 --> 00:34:41,000
I miss that back so fun. So Harry didn't have

672
00:34:41,039 --> 00:34:42,920
the radio in his hands because his hands were full.

673
00:34:43,079 --> 00:34:46,079
Couple of bros, him and Jason just browing out Zerena

674
00:34:46,199 --> 00:34:52,440
and Alicia. They cling shit strings out of shrimp and.

675
00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 2: They call it. It's uh they call it debating.

676
00:34:57,199 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, devating, And I'm happy for that because too, that

677
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:05,400
really does soften it and we could just say de veining.

678
00:35:05,679 --> 00:35:09,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, when I worked at weather Vane Seafoods, I had

679
00:35:09,079 --> 00:35:09,440
to do that.

680
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:14,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like we needed t shirt when I

681
00:35:14,199 --> 00:35:17,960
worked at weather Veine Seafoods. Or just was that the

682
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,079
one with the did it have a squid on top

683
00:35:20,079 --> 00:35:22,360
of No, it had a weather vein a weather vein,

684
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,599
that's right, But was the weather vein? Was it a

685
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:26,400
rooster or was it an aquatic?

686
00:35:27,199 --> 00:35:29,159
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's funny. You mentioned that it might have

687
00:35:29,199 --> 00:35:29,800
been a rooster.

688
00:35:30,199 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, they usually are, but I didn't

689
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:34,360
know if they just had a flair for the dramatic.

690
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,519
Speaker 2: But anyway, sold their franchise off to Legal Seafood.

691
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 1: Legal Seafood. That's a bad name.

692
00:35:42,639 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 2: I think so, but it survived the test of time.

693
00:35:45,119 --> 00:35:46,679
Speaker 1: Legal Seafood.

694
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,519
Speaker 2: Very popular in Boston, very popular.

695
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,599
Speaker 1: So Nick the Nerd calls Serena or no, he calls

696
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:59,760
Marina the gene gray to his professor, X, correct me

697
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,480
if I wrong, But that's kind of creepy.

698
00:36:02,039 --> 00:36:05,079
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that those two never mix it up. Now.

699
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 1: It's kind of like adoptive daughter kind of thing. Like

700
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:12,920
one's like a like a like a hot young bed

701
00:36:13,039 --> 00:36:15,800
and the other one is like a cripple. Who's like old?

702
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 2: Who's the guy that couldn't see where in that that?

703
00:36:18,159 --> 00:36:21,199
He should have said? He was that guy that James cyclops.

704
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's fucking it up.

705
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 2: I don't know what kind of nerd he is. You

706
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,159
want to check his nerd credentials.

707
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy's not a nerd. He's just not So

708
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:35,440
Bree stays back and makes marshmallows while a dare gets

709
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,719
sand in her butt crack And that's what she said. Okay,

710
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,280
what was last time you went to the beach?

711
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,280
Speaker 2: I went to Paradise Coved last year with the kids and.

712
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 1: The kids the kids really want kids need to go

713
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,039
to the beach. Evidently beach is there.

714
00:36:52,679 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 2: It's very important. Uh, it's a a staple in a

715
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,400
summer vacation with a family, because when the kids go

716
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,039
back to school, every kid's gonna be I went to

717
00:37:01,079 --> 00:37:04,039
the beach or I went on vacation, and the teachers

718
00:37:04,079 --> 00:37:05,760
tell you that. They go, you know, when the kids

719
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,800
come back from some ofer break. They don't say Mommy

720
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,039
and Daddy bought me all these presents and this and that.

721
00:37:10,119 --> 00:37:12,719
They say, I went with Grammy and Grampy and Uncle

722
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:14,880
Barry and Auntie Evy, and we went to the beach

723
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:15,519
and we hung.

724
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,559
Speaker 1: Out all day. Teachers get a little preachy, don't they.

725
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:18,119
Speaker 3: Yeah.

726
00:37:18,159 --> 00:37:20,599
Speaker 2: I appreciate it, though, because I wouldn't know, you know

727
00:37:20,639 --> 00:37:22,360
what I mean. I didn't read any of those fancy

728
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:23,679
books about parenting.

729
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:28,199
Speaker 1: All right. So Alicia is tasked with chucking oysters. That's

730
00:37:28,199 --> 00:37:31,519
a horrible idea from Zorina, I gotta say. She says,

731
00:37:31,519 --> 00:37:34,039
it's unbelievably difficult, and Li Lisa's like, I can figure

732
00:37:34,039 --> 00:37:36,719
it out. Five minutes later, she's got a fucking knife

733
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,519
in the side of her hand and she's just gnarled

734
00:37:39,559 --> 00:37:42,360
these these oysters to pieces. It's just not a good idea.

735
00:37:43,079 --> 00:37:45,320
Alicia then starts to flirt a lot of it with

736
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:49,159
the epaulets of Nate dogg These two are they're really

737
00:37:49,199 --> 00:37:51,119
smitten for one another. But we get to the dinner,

738
00:37:51,159 --> 00:37:54,480
it's a seafood extravaganza. Oh yes, we've got white, we've

739
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,360
got red, and we've got all the water boats you

740
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:57,000
can imagine.

741
00:37:57,039 --> 00:37:59,079
Speaker 2: Okay, we also have a little small talk from the guest.

742
00:37:59,119 --> 00:38:01,920
Still and then the sub stories of strippers using their

743
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:06,480
coochies as flamethrowers. Yeah, as dangerous as it sounds, I'd

744
00:38:06,519 --> 00:38:07,079
like to see it.

745
00:38:07,199 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you. These T shirt people have some

746
00:38:10,199 --> 00:38:14,559
wild stories. Some of the stories that they swapped over meals,

747
00:38:14,639 --> 00:38:18,280
I couldn't believe my ears or my eyes. Okay, so

748
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:23,559
we've got lobsters, prawns, oysters, crab pasta, scallops, the oysters. Oh,

749
00:38:23,639 --> 00:38:26,920
she goes, she goes, do you know where where you

750
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:31,199
sourced the oysters? And she's like, they're local. Yeah, they're local,

751
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:35,400
I think, and fresh. Let me tell you, Oh my god,

752
00:38:36,159 --> 00:38:38,840
we have some fried muscles. The ladies knocked it out

753
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,280
of the park. This did niety eight pot dinner. If

754
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,800
you love sea bugs, if you love a raw bar,

755
00:38:45,079 --> 00:38:48,320
one of the most overpriced things in the culinary world,

756
00:38:48,559 --> 00:38:50,000
I mean, you'd get a raw bar.

757
00:38:50,679 --> 00:38:55,599
Speaker 2: Holy smokes, A question, Dylan, was there any carbohydrates on

758
00:38:55,679 --> 00:38:56,159
that table?

759
00:38:56,239 --> 00:39:02,280
Speaker 1: Crabbasta? Okay, greb pasta an odd plating of it, the

760
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:07,960
legs kind of left intact, hidden under a canopy of

761
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:16,800
spaghetti eighty three pots. I would say that's a fairly

762
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:23,119
major deduction, all right. So we get to Elisa, who

763
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:26,360
gets to kind of what do you call a book

764
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:30,239
when they go up with their blowhole and like, oh god,

765
00:39:31,079 --> 00:39:31,840
is it breaching?

766
00:39:32,039 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 2: Breaching?

767
00:39:32,679 --> 00:39:35,320
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah. So Alicia gets to breach right, and

768
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,559
she's she's on cloud nine?

769
00:39:37,599 --> 00:39:40,119
Speaker 2: Are we talking about? Oh, because she gets the honors

770
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:45,000
of sharing with the paying guess what they're dining on tonight?

771
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:48,199
Speaker 1: What an honor that? Yeah, No, it's it's a big

772
00:39:48,199 --> 00:39:51,719
deal for Elisia. She says, those are a little spicy,

773
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:54,280
These are a little bit more tame, and she's riding

774
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:57,159
a high because she's part of the experience. So I

775
00:39:57,199 --> 00:40:02,039
get that she's on a further jaunt. Up when Laura

776
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:03,880
gives her a gift.

777
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:08,559
Speaker 2: M Dylan, I have to ask you this, and I

778
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:12,480
women are way better at this than I. Was this,

779
00:40:12,559 --> 00:40:16,440
in fact, more about sharing a gift with someone to

780
00:40:16,519 --> 00:40:19,280
show that you care about them, or was this to

781
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:23,920
stab Serena over and over again because she has so

782
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,119
much attention being paid to her subordinate.

783
00:40:26,519 --> 00:40:27,079
Speaker 1: Yeah.

784
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 2: Women are very complicated.

785
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're so complicated. Hey, can I tell you something?

786
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:39,039
I don't even get them. You don't either, No way, man,

787
00:40:39,599 --> 00:40:42,719
me neither man. Are you kidding me? I got no

788
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,519
freaking clue.

789
00:40:47,159 --> 00:40:51,559
Speaker 2: I miss guy roommates, I got them, you know what

790
00:40:51,559 --> 00:40:54,800
I mean? Yeah, Daniel, you're just gonna sit down on

791
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,079
the couch all day and smoke weed and watch Frasier.

792
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:58,880
Speaker 1: Yeah I get that.

793
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, your life is going nowhere. But you make me laugh.

794
00:41:03,519 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 1: It's a beast. We know that's right. But I honestly

795
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:12,639
don't know what this is. I found myself at times.

796
00:41:13,039 --> 00:41:15,760
I found myself at times giving her credit the benefit

797
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,079
of the doubt, and I found myself at times being

798
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:22,159
I'm feeling a very insidious feeling in my body because

799
00:41:22,639 --> 00:41:27,920
this is a layer of blades. Right, One, who's to

800
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,920
say what the true motive is? Right, it's a very

801
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:35,519
opaque gesture. But two, what are you gonna do? Go

802
00:41:35,599 --> 00:41:37,679
up to her and go, I see what you're doing.

803
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:38,599
You can't do that.

804
00:41:38,679 --> 00:41:39,079
Speaker 2: I do it.

805
00:41:39,119 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 1: You can't do that.

806
00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:42,159
Speaker 2: Well, that's why it's mackaveliant.

807
00:41:41,679 --> 00:41:44,880
Speaker 1: Mockavellian Laura may be evil.

808
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 2: You know, it was kind of hinting alluding to that

809
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,480
during the interview. Yeah, go listen to that.

810
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:52,800
Speaker 1: By the way, who do you think is more evil,

811
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:53,840
Janet or Laura?

812
00:41:55,119 --> 00:41:59,199
Speaker 2: Oh a lot of people hate Janet. Yeah, people see

813
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:00,000
it from the valley.

814
00:42:00,199 --> 00:42:08,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's probably Janet. All right, So Alicia's super happy.

815
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,480
She's tickling Harry's tummy and that's how happy she is,

816
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:11,679
and the.

817
00:42:11,639 --> 00:42:15,679
Speaker 2: Guests we go to bed. We don't even see him.

818
00:42:15,599 --> 00:42:18,199
Speaker 1: And then the guests say they're good nights. A dare.

819
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,679
What is adare? Is becoming the queen of the turndown.

820
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:24,599
She's barking orders at Brie. I think it's scrub mummy. Yeah,

821
00:42:24,599 --> 00:42:27,679
she's scrub mummy. Do you have one of those? Uh?

822
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:28,880
What a scrub bummy?

823
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 2: What's that?

824
00:42:29,519 --> 00:42:32,639
Speaker 1: Well? You know, scrub daddy, scrub daddy? You know scrub daddy?

825
00:42:32,679 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 2: No, no, no, what's scrub?

826
00:42:33,679 --> 00:42:35,840
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Only one of the most successful pitches

827
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:36,800
on Shark Tank ever.

828
00:42:37,079 --> 00:42:39,159
Speaker 2: Oh, really clean a toilet scrub?

829
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 1: It's a scrub with a happy face in it.

830
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:41,639
Speaker 2: Huh.

831
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:46,079
Speaker 1: And you can slot a spoon through the mouth. And

832
00:42:46,119 --> 00:42:48,960
when it's when it's cold, it's hard, and when it's

833
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,480
warm it's soft. Oh my god, it cleans very easily.

834
00:42:52,559 --> 00:42:53,800
Speaker 2: I'm going to go to Costco tomorrow.

835
00:42:54,039 --> 00:42:57,159
Speaker 1: Bye. Well, Costco has the family pack right, because scrub

836
00:42:57,239 --> 00:43:00,199
Daddy has expanded, he's fallen in love and he had

837
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:04,960
sired children. There is a scrub mommy. There is a

838
00:43:05,079 --> 00:43:11,800
scrub baby. Scrub baby. Huh. So there is the scrub mommy.

839
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:17,159
But she's also the weird one. Yeah. I think she's

840
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:20,880
just fully like without the weion story line, she's just

841
00:43:21,079 --> 00:43:23,000
fully transformed into the weird one.

842
00:43:23,119 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 2: Some some decies just work on the boat, you know.

843
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:31,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just kind of there. Yeah, they're not quite engineers,

844
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:35,480
but they are the weird one. So night done, great,

845
00:43:35,599 --> 00:43:38,639
night night done. Imagine sleeping next We talked about sleeping

846
00:43:38,639 --> 00:43:41,119
next year. Enemy these two well, I mean, I don't

847
00:43:41,119 --> 00:43:44,159
even know how comfortable. So the next day, the swell

848
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:45,119
is very, very bad.

849
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:46,679
Speaker 2: I felt like I was on sailing.

850
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:51,119
Speaker 1: That's what I said. That's what I said, because you know,

851
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,880
any of you nautical know it all's out there. Let

852
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:58,519
us know. I thought the guests handled this so well,

853
00:43:58,639 --> 00:44:00,679
because if it was me, I would have been.

854
00:44:00,559 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 2: Like, hey, get out of here, get us out of here.

855
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 1: Why why do they have to sit in that swell

856
00:44:07,119 --> 00:44:10,119
all the time, all like that barfing? My brain's out there. Yeah,

857
00:44:10,199 --> 00:44:11,920
I mean there are muffins flying everywhere.

858
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,639
Speaker 2: What was shocking is they kind of did They were

859
00:44:13,639 --> 00:44:15,760
doing the water toys, and then all of a sudden

860
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,599
it was like a tsunami arrived.

861
00:44:18,119 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, absolutely nut stuff and even crazier. I

862
00:44:22,039 --> 00:44:29,760
think over breakfast there's some pork dish. Ah, there's a

863
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,079
so there's some pork dish. It's a Charisa thing going on,

864
00:44:33,199 --> 00:44:34,199
Charisa and eggs.

865
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 2: You know.

866
00:44:35,079 --> 00:44:37,760
Speaker 1: Can you believe that people line their stomachs with that

867
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:45,760
in the morning. It's so spicy, so gross. I watch

868
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:49,679
people eat those things at breakfast places. You don't want

869
00:44:49,679 --> 00:44:52,119
to just eat some scrambled eggs and some toast.

870
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:56,199
Speaker 2: Huh, you're gonna leave this place and continue on your day.

871
00:44:57,119 --> 00:44:57,840
I don't.

872
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:03,199
Speaker 1: It's so crazy. My dad, he lives in Virginia, so

873
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:05,639
he doesn't get any good Mexican food, and he gets

874
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,480
very hungry in the morning, so he'll go and he'll

875
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:13,159
eat this Chariza and egg shit, And of course he's

876
00:45:13,159 --> 00:45:17,920
in the bathroom like four hours later, just oh my god.

877
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,079
Speaker 2: They do it despite they know what the future holds.

878
00:45:20,159 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, one thing I did want to mention. At breakfast,

879
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:28,880
the guys continue with their crazy T shirt stories. He says,

880
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:32,000
it's one of the fattest stories I've ever heard. He's like,

881
00:45:32,039 --> 00:45:33,360
I walk up in the middle of the night with

882
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:39,880
Baker's chocolate in my mouth. Everybody's like, whoa, what mean? Okay?

883
00:45:40,039 --> 00:45:45,960
So they're going to try to reposition the boat, and

884
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:50,000
at the end, Serena tells, oh, well, no, they just

885
00:45:50,679 --> 00:45:53,679
they are not trying to reposition the boat. The wind

886
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,800
just comes in. But the last thing is that Serena

887
00:45:55,920 --> 00:46:01,199
tells Alicia that she might turn into a cook slash

888
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:08,559
stew if she's not careful with Laura. Careful now, you know,

889
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:14,599
she might become the thing that you're so despised. Get

890
00:46:14,639 --> 00:46:15,960
in the comments, let us know what you thought about

891
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:18,000
the episode. Five stars, kind words. I said, I do

892
00:46:18,039 --> 00:46:20,159
a review. We need to do a review. Pat say

893
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:21,800
thank you for stuff.

894
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:25,800
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you for listening. Thank you for supporting us

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via Patreon dot com slash another podcast network.

896
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, that's actually really good.

897
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Speaker 2: I hope we have a good episode. Well, Dylan's pet

898
00:46:32,159 --> 00:46:36,000
up these reviews of The Valley this week. Yeah, because woof,

899
00:46:36,039 --> 00:46:38,280
did that take a turn for the ugly. We mentioned

900
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:39,960
it at the top of the show. I don't ever

901
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,320
want an episode like that again.

902
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Speaker 1: Well, speaking of this is uh titled Split Custodies by

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Christina Split Custodies and it is an.

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Speaker 2: Amazing potential rating system for Yeah, love.

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Speaker 1: Love, love you guys. Also, Pat is my new favorite

906
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,280
of all. Thank you so much for the five the

907
00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:01,280
five stars, the kind words, keep them coming. Hey, good chain,

908
00:47:01,519 --> 00:47:04,159
let's get let's get up to it two thousand, let's

909
00:47:04,159 --> 00:47:06,880
do help us out. Okay, get in there. We love

910
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:08,760
you guys. See you next week. I'm doing Say goodbye, Pat,

911
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:09,599
Say goodbye Later.

912
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Speaker 2: Dance