Speaker 1: There's a so there's some pork dish. It's a Charisa
thing going on. Charisa and eggs. You know. Can you
believe that people line their stomachs with that in the morning.
It's so spicy, so gross.
Speaker 2: I watch people eat those things at breakfast places. You
don't want to just eat some scrambled eggs and some toast.
H You're gonna weave this place and continue on your day.
Speaker 1: I don't. I Hi, Hello, and welcome to another brand
spanking new episode of another belowdeck podcast. My name is Dylan.
Speaker 2: That is path Permission to come aboard.
Speaker 1: What are you looking at that? I was looking at
the clock, oh nineteen twenty twenty one to hey, how
you doing doing? Great? Good? Good? M do you want
to what do you want to ask me?
Speaker 2: Ask you?
Speaker 1: What? Oh?
Speaker 2: How are you doing?
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That's a fun show.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's a show about nothing. It's wonderful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like Seinfeld, but not as good.
Speaker 2: And on this feed you can also listen to The Valley,
a show about a drug addict and his marriage falling.
Speaker 1: Apart China the Valley, one of the darker reality TV
shows we've ever had.
Speaker 2: Better pivot off that pivot pivot. I don't want my
reality TV to be that dark.
Speaker 1: It's dark.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want him in rehab and then get the couples.
Speaker 1: I felt bad because I thought the last episode was hilarious,
and it is really hilarious, but when there's a kid involved,
it's not so funny and it gets very dark. But
we're having a blast talking about it.
Speaker 2: You know what I hadn't noticed, but you pointed out
in one of our social media clips that the theme
song is all right, Yeah, everybody's all right.
Speaker 1: It's like a failing mantra.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because the main cast member is going to rehab,
so everything clearly is not alright.
Speaker 1: No, no, I'd say that's pretty close to the exact opposite.
But you can hear that on this feed. Listen to Summerhouse,
patron dot Com, Slash another podcast network reviews. We'll do
them at the end. They're flooding in. We love them,
They're flooding in. We love them. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Let's finally get to two thousand. Help us out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go ahead and bunch through that brick Mario
pat Yes, thoughts pots, hmm, we're there right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was not happy with this episode. A lot happened,
but nothing happened. Yeah, just a lot going on. We have,
of course, the mental warfare that's taken place between Lara
and Zarena. We have some new romances blossoming.
Speaker 1: Yeah, two nerds, A couple of nerds.
Speaker 2: A couple of nerds. We have some charter guests wanting
seafood extravaganza. Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely wouldn't be on my
preference sheet. I'll tell you that right now. I don't
like sea bugs either, do you.
Speaker 1: Okay, so let's say you're putting on a boat and
it's sea bugs or hot dogs for the entire charter.
Speaker 2: Now, I was just at Dodger Stadium. Yeah, yesterday, you
didn't dare not if they gave him away for free. Now,
my wife she doesn't listen to me, apparently, because she said, oh,
this dad over here, Jesse, he also got food poisoning
from a Dodger dog. So I make my way over
to and go Jesse, you got food poisoning from a
Dodger dog. He goes, no, no, no, I ate nine
of them one time as a dear and I was like, oh,
did you throw up? Said no, I won twenty bucks,
Like thanks, sure.
Speaker 1: Thank you. You know, I am so proud of you
because the conviction that you display, and we'll get to
the show, the conviction you display at Chavez Ravine, because
so many people have eaten the dreaded dog and have
been worse for wear. Yet every time we come back,
it is like the worst siren song of all time.
It's a steamed tube of fucking flesh that gives you
blood butt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and here's the words of the wise, never buy
a Dodger dog in the ninth inning. That sucker was
the first dog created earlier that morning's God forbid before
put in an aluminum bag and put at the bottom
of a box, and you will then buy it, yeah,
for eleven dollars, consume it, and then pray to God
that you pray that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's crummy lotto when you when you
eat these dogs. But anyway, so I'm gonna give you this,
like I'm not gonna say, I'm gonna give it five knots.
Speaker 2: It just it wasn't good. You know, We're getting to
that point in the season it's Look, this season has
given us a lot, and I'm thankful for it. Yeah,
it's a.
Speaker 1: It's a wonder. You know, I'm a little torn because
we and A is a toxic human being who's you know,
maybe not making the women uncomfortable yet, but he's definitely
like he was laying waste to the minds of really
everybody aboard that vessel. So you can't keep that around.
But when you have a grenade like that, it really
does ramp up the of the show.
Speaker 2: The problem with storytelling once you kill the villain, where
do you go with the story? Man? That's how you know,
Lord of the Rings, return to the King. They added
like thirty minutes on the end of that bullshit, and
I'm like, what am I watching here? Well, the bad
guy's dead, right, Why am I going back to that
land with the little people?
Speaker 1: The tricky thing? Well, it's because the you know, it's
the end, it's the return to normalcy, and it's a vital, important,
vitally important part of the story. It also won eleven
Academy Awards. And it's just like, I don't agree with you, but.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you all this thing's still playing. Wake me
up when the credits start.
Speaker 1: You know what, that's what Blair Witch did. So good?
You know, you wash the whole fucking fig because you
haven't seen the bad guy yet. And then at the
very end you see the bad guy kind of kind
of yeah. Okay, so you gave it five, I give
it six.
Speaker 2: On a good note, we will be interviewing Brianna this
week and we still have time. Get in our Facebook
group if you haven't signed up for our Facebook group
yet another below deck podcast and putting your question there.
I don't have any questions, so I'll just be using
yours and please use phonetics to give your name. I'm
gonna botch it otherwise.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I don't know if you if
you can do that on Facebook? Yeah, if you want
to write how we say your names. But no, we
have tons of questions for We're very excited. Do you
think we should drop sea rats during the in person interviews?
Speaker 2: Drop them?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Drop them? Stop calling them sea rats?
Speaker 2: Well, you've gotten us in a little hot water when
you refer to them out of the gate. Do you
remember that one that girl from season one you said,
you know when you first started being a sea rats?
She said, what did you call me?
Speaker 1: It is quite insulting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I said it's a term of endearment. And
I think she left the call early.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she had some space shit to do. Right, Okay,
let's get to the episode. Last one.
Speaker 2: I feel like last.
Speaker 1: Episode was a little bit of a poop. Episode two.
We had Nick the nerd getting a kiss, and we
had that kind of acrid Laura versus Serena stuff, and
well we're.
Speaker 2: Still there at this club level.
Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, and we're fighting about the plates.
Speaker 2: Which is looney tunes. But Dylan, it really goes much
deeper than that, because an outside would see it and go,
are they fucking arguing about fucking plates?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The reality is Laura thinks Zorena is being difficult, which
one could argue she is, and then Zarena thinks Laura's
sticking her nose where it doesn't belong in her department,
which one could also argue that's happening.
Speaker 1: And it pains me, it really does that. Laura was
so right about those plates. She she was she was,
she was, Those plates were disgusting. They were not Mafia wife. Okay,
So Brie and Laura head off to the bathroom after
her chat with Serena. This is called club level.
Speaker 2: That's right, Okay, boy, inventive names.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, they don't have to be invented, they just
have to be vaguely sexy.
Speaker 2: Ice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, put that on your nipple. You know,
that's the kind of night you could have. Yeah.
Speaker 2: We stang on a club called Premiere, right right, right,
the best.
Speaker 1: It's essentially saying we're the best. What was the one
that was really popular on supper club? Supper club?
Speaker 2: Wow, they used to ah, excuse me, clean my throat
on a Friday night. I'd watched them wheeling in like
Live Lions for entertainment in there. Man was popping off
Sunset I'm sorry, Hollywood Boulevard.
Speaker 1: What's the one on Crescent and Sunset?
Speaker 2: Oh, well, that's been a bunch of things. I think
it's currently called uh Paradigm.
Speaker 1: See that's what That's the perfect type of name that
I'm talking about. But that place was cool. I mean,
Heidi Montag used to go there. Yeah, you know what
I mean, all those people. Yeah, so we're in the bathroom.
There's probably somebody who is just trying to do cocaine
an income, big red and Laura and Laura is Hair
and Big Big Red or split up here, and they're
getting two sides of the war. But we then move
on to Nate and Alicia.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, this was interesting for me, Dylan. Well,
first Nick and Marina are dancing the night away, and
then Elisa is realizing at this very moment that Nate
is the type of guy that she could date. And
Johnny who any port in a storm.
Speaker 3: Dy' No, no, no, no, okay no, But she does
refer to Johnny and I quote as a guy that
she kissed on the boat.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I think if she had said, uh,
you know, my Greek love was here before you, he'd
have been like, what are you talking about? You know
what I mean? Right?
Speaker 2: Fair enough? Yeah, but she could have said I was
dating someone that I was kind of into, but he
got fired because he was punching a war and then
the rest of the story gets really very convoluted at
that point.
Speaker 1: But there were cabinets, he punched cabinets.
Speaker 2: That's true. Yeah, Dylan, quick personal story. You've heard it before,
but it's been a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh, in college, I was flying across the country two
times a year back and forth for Christmas break, summer break. Anyway,
I was always at Logan Airport, and then I'd have
to fly into Renal Airport in Nevada. And one year
and Reno's gross disgusting. One year, it's the biggest little
city in the world. Deal what it is? Vegas's not
by any metric, rose little cousin that no one likes
to mention.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not, is it the did you say it's
the biggest little city that's there?
Speaker 2: That's their claim to fame.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's what they call themselves. Yes, right, Well
you can't say like ne fungus and death. You know,
that's a bad slogan, be bad on a billboard that
you're driving.
Speaker 2: Well, one year, I think it was my sophomore year,
I see these two people going at it. It's a
girl and a guy leg wrap around cry. Yeah, I'm
like Jesus, these two I know. Anyway, the girl gets
on the plane with me. She's sitting a few rows
in front of me, very attractive girl. And we get
off the plane in Nevada and uh, this was back
before nine to eleven and people could greet you when
you come out of the plane. Yeah, boy, she does
a run jump toddler jump, leg rack round, starts fucking
sticking tongues down. I thought they were gonna bang each
other on the disgusting carpet.
Speaker 1: No way, she loves so much, and that's.
Speaker 2: When I realized, you know, it's.
Speaker 1: She was a hell.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, it's just we can move on very quickly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, listen, you have to find the meaningful
love and then the leg wrap arounds will be stuck
to one person. You know, but who you know what
Pollyamory is all the rage nowadays, these fuckingen alphas. They're
spitting in everybody's mouth. So I hear on Newsweek or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're having a good time.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we hit the Vans. One car is fun car,
pizza car, and the other is lame car.
Speaker 2: Complaining car. Yeah, is that the car that Laura was
in And she's still defending her position about those plates.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what something that we didn't know. She's
really ripshit pissed about being called a stewardess.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, yes, yeah, yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like an old pair being called like
a babysitter. You know, it's like not really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, A lot of people have been calling Captain Jason
Jason this season. I don't know if you've caught that.
That wouldn't go over well with Captain Sandy. One girl
got fired a couple of seasons back because she said, Sandy,
I understand where you're coming from. She said, what did
you call me?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, yeah, I remember her, Millie elicits sworn enemy.
That's right, Alyssa, Yeah, okay, so we hit the boat,
Harry and Big Red are still Have they freaking porked
each other yet?
Speaker 2: You think I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I don't think so either.
Speaker 2: We'll ask her on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: M No, we won't.
Speaker 2: Well, we're not gonna ask her, I'll say, Christina, cam
hold on, let me see her, cam Marina want to know.
Have you and Harry knocked boots yet? So you just
put it in someone else's make someone else ask the question,
all right? All right now, Dylan z.
Speaker 1: We gotta lose that or sea rat to her face,
we got to lose one of.
Speaker 2: The one of them, fair enough, all right. So Zarena
and Laura continue to ignore each other despite the fact
that they're sleeping in very close quarters where you can
actually feel the vibration of someone burps very loud.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you can. Also you can also
feel the darkness, you know. I mean imagine laying next
to your enemy and shutting your eyes. You could see
them clear as day, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Or your wife when you're fighting all night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, I mean it's a yucky thing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Oh my god, we're not going to all
this tonight. Jesus.
Speaker 1: That's like a furnace. It's a furnace. Okay, so long pause,
hang on, long, super long pause. Zorena and Laura, Oh
my gosh, my favorite part of the episode. What was that? Okay,
So I am so sorry that that took so long.
That was ridiculous. So we have this Marina and Nick
the nerd thing.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, but they're both nerds now deal because she
watches The Hobbit.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we love Marina. She's a fun she's fun,
she's got a great attitude.
Speaker 2: You know, she's the one that I think I most
connect with on the boat, if I'm being perfectly yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I'd love to get a beer with Marina. But The
Hobbit is not really anything that nerds actually watch. It
is a blemish in what is otherwise, you know, the
Holy Trinity. And and the other thing that she said
was that she wanted to play Mario also, which I
think that's probably like the most popular guy ever. Probably
I think jocks play Mario.
Speaker 2: So I think the point you're making her doing is
one that we've had to. It's been a common okay,
So what we're saying is those aren't nerds. Those are
not Let me give you an example, the dragon steel theory.
My only question is how would you get so much
dragon steel into a moon because it seems like there's
a fairly significant amount a.
Speaker 1: Core crashing, you know, yep, yep. Well, and like you know,
there's always like that is dragon steel, Adenium's god metal.
Speaker 2: Those are nerds.
Speaker 1: The one I don't know if it's uh, I don't
know which one it is.
Speaker 2: He gets me too every time. He's just a nerd voice.
Speaker 1: He got the other ones too, Like they speak up.
He's like Hadanafaium didn't They're like Jesus Christ, those are nerds,
all right, non nerds. Stops saying not nerds. Next morning,
Next morning, we have a chat with Serena and Alicia
goes over well, Serena does this thing where she there's
a there's a lurchiness to her, you know what I mean,
Like they'll get into a conversation and there's a lurch first,
you know what I mean, Like I know that you've
been dominated psychically by Laura and we have to contend
with it.
Speaker 2: It's like, WHOA, Well, something happens here, Dylan. It isn't
common on this boat. Yeah, we get in an apology
out of Serena. Usually the beef ends with a sa
rat rationalizing their horrible behavior, and then they move on
to either smoking cigarettes or tossing into one.
Speaker 1: Another, yeah, or both or both. Yeah.
Speaker 2: In this case, it's something different, an apology, a heartfelt apology.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is crazy that you bring up smokes, because
I think this may be our first daytime conflict resolution
like this. You know, we're sitting down and squishing our
our we're squishing up and we're just getting over things.
Speaker 2: Usually there's a sick or too involved Yeah. You know,
I don't think they let them smoke on the boat
maybe during working out.
Speaker 1: Well they they shouldn't because they would be out there
all day just sucking down stokes. All right, So we
have to get to a pretty important part. Yeah, it's
the we've got people from our home city coming to town. Yeah,
or coming to boat. And do you know anything about
these guys?
Speaker 2: And I guess look them up.
Speaker 1: T shirt people, T shirt people.
Speaker 2: I almost wrote down what they do, but it's too
lazy to do it.
Speaker 1: But anyway, they want your shirt people.
Speaker 2: They want a bonfire, a seafood extravaganza, and they're going
to do a circus themed dinner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be wicked. And we get a little
Sea Red history.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm glad you brought that up.
Speaker 1: Dylan.
Speaker 2: With La, I don't know if she's hinted at her
past at all. She's a mystery, but that's ahead in
an enigma. But the circus theme on this preference sheet
triggers a memory and then thus gets us to some
Sea rat history. But her dad took off when she
was two. Mom worked three jobs to feed the family.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the circus. This is where the circus fits
into the Sea rat history was some of the more
happier times in her childhood in an otherwise dark period.
Pretty run in the mill Sea Rat sad story zero
points on the sad scale, just to give a reference point.
If your sister was gunned down in a car after
a drug deal gone bad, which has happened on this franchise,
that's two points. So this is straight here.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something, I think that you are
way too strict on these sad skills.
Speaker 2: Well, that's why I always try and help out, all right,
So Laura.
Speaker 1: Can I quickly can quickly say new people must be
like what am I listening to? Because if you were
confused as to why I cackled like a demon when
pat said that her father abandoned her at the age
of two, it's important to note that it's just it's
important to note that the humor comes from this being
the seventeenth or seventieth time we've heard this story. Okay,
now it doesn't make it any less tragic case by case,
but it is so funny.
Speaker 2: Now, Dylan, your critique of me and my recapping of
these sea rats A sad stories and also the points
that I, you know, you assign. Yes, I always try
and help out how they could upgrade in the point system.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So, if Laura, if your sister was stabbed by a clown,
lost a big toe or something like that, that's half
a point, right, but right now it's zero.
Speaker 1: God, I can't even imagine. Do you have to get
hit by like a nuclear weapon to get a five?
Speaker 2: Like I've never thought like that, grand you know, but
I mean, there's a score that big. It's just something
crazy has to have to.
Speaker 1: Be fair to you, Laura's story is pretty run of
the mill, right, that's right. I would say that on
my Sea rats heads goal and I don't really mind,
does not matter because you know we have one, but
this would this would get in the low decimals only
only maybe zero point zero, zero, one fifty. You're going
to give it something like that because of the differentiation
with the circus. Right, The circus adds a wrinkle of
horror to this story, right, because imagine that creepy, fucking
fucked up place being your only happy place. Right, that's
what like eight legged freaks are born from. Right. I'm
not saying Laura is that, but it's still spooky.
Speaker 2: Well, Dylan, your point is well taken. It's still a
zero on over here.
Speaker 1: Okay, understand all right, So Mamtt versus Mevegie Mont and
Laura versus Serena.
Speaker 2: Do you know what Vegemite is because I had a
roommate Nick. When I first moved to Hollywood. We lived
in a two bedroom apartment where we had We called
it tense City tarp city because we all were living
in there. Nick was a roadie for a bunch of bands.
That was my first Australia.
Speaker 1: Like when people brought people home, there were two Nicks
and they were both friends.
Speaker 2: One was American from Indiana, one was from Australia. Oh,
they were buddies, and they would both bring home girls
and they would just and you just hear it and
you're like, oh my god again. But Nick would make
vegemite sandwiches, vegemont on bejamine on toast, and I tried,
I tried to give it a shot. But it's just bitter.
Speaker 1: It's an acquired taste. I think it's a it's a
it's a it's a it's a derivative of yeast. It's
some kind of awful bloom, you know.
Speaker 2: I often wonder what other countries think about catch up,
Like Americans are splashing goddamn ketch up and ranch on everything.
A lot of other countries think that is just disgusting.
Speaker 1: Now we're pretty much the best. We are the best. Yeah,
I would say, yeah, probably just if you look at
all the metrics, right, the data, the data, the raw
data says you're the best.
Speaker 2: Now you glossed over one moment here, Captain Jason brings
up that Marina being on service would be a good idea.
This is still in the preference sheet meeting. Oh. Serena
chimes in, yeah, it says, I think that would be
a great idea. Yeah, and that's that's throwing it in
Lara's face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, brilliant stuff. I mean that you could cut the
tension with a knife. Gosh, I really hope they work
it out. But it looks like, you know, it's been
a year now and they haven't worked it out.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I don't know. I think there's still
some blood there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, baby, now we got bad blood. Okay, so we
I was zoomed all the way down. I'm doing bad
with Google today.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 2: So Lara and Serena chat and Serena makes the case
to stay in your department, and Lara says, because she's
referring to Alicia apparently going to them, and it wasn't
Alicia going to Laura to talk shit about Serena. It
was Lara and Brianna getting her to come into the
dorm room to then try and extract talking shit about Serena.
So Lara, shame on you. You're a big liar. There,
we got you on film there kid.
Speaker 1: Well, Serena also is just like, if you wouldn't mind, like,
please don't try to, you know, turn my galley into
a color revolution against me, you know, like I really,
I really would appreciate if you didn't do that. And
she was like, I can't believe you would ask me
to do something like that, bitch. Yeah, and then she
walks out, So it goes over a well. Laura has
another stick in her spoke, and that is Jason, that dickhead.
Speaker 2: He will not leave it alone.
Speaker 1: He's trying to break what isn't broken, and that is
Marina seeing sunlight. Okay, we do not need her to
see the day. Laura wants to lock her to the
dryer and Jason wants to free her. Anyways. Meanwhile, meanwhile
Harry gets promoted again.
Speaker 2: Congratulations Harry, Laura or there's.
Speaker 1: A cheeky little gift more than a five.
Speaker 2: I want to know what the because maybe I glossed
over this. Did she lose her lipstick? What was so
special about this?
Speaker 1: She was probably probably lost it.
Speaker 2: Wow, the little things when you're out at sea, and
how meaningful they are. She was very touched at by.
Speaker 1: The gift, Oh little things, just in general, like it's amazing.
I don't know how this happens, but over and you know,
maybe I need to just grow up and get less sloppy.
But like, let's say I get ten pairs of boxer briefs. Oh,
the course of two years, all have two pairs of
boxer briefs, And it's like, how does that happen? Where
do they go?
Speaker 2: They fall apart by when you put them in the
washing sheide, Man.
Speaker 1: Now it's more of a mystery. They're not thrown out,
they vanish. Does that not happen to you?
Speaker 2: Uh No, But I do realize, like sometimes my two
year old's like staring at me as I'm sitting on
the couch eating cereal in the morning, and I realize
there's a tear in the lower part of my boxers
and he's staring at my balls. And then my wife
just shakes her head in disgust. Yeah, she's like, you
need to start wearing shorts. Now the kids are getting
at a certain age.
Speaker 1: Now you can see your balls.
Speaker 2: It's really nice though. The windows cracked in the morning,
the breeze is coming through.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you think you're trying to teach him like
this is what you could be or is it kind
of an alpha move?
Speaker 2: No? No, not at all. I'm unaware that my boxers
are falling apart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would imagine. Really keep him in fucking line though,
you know what I mean. I mean he's looking up
at these balls.
Speaker 2: Look at these You know you can have these two.
Speaker 1: But not for a while. You know, you're tiny, You're tiny,
little person. Okay. The charter guests get here. A couple
of Alaricans. What did that? What is Larkin?
Speaker 2: I have no idea. You want me to look it up.
Speaker 1: I'll look it up, you vampire? Okay, because they threw
the definition up on the scream shut it on us.
Speaker 2: Oh is it an Australian thing.
Speaker 1: It's like a fucking American that you lock is something like?
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, Well they have a couple of them have
mutton chops, which is a late sixties thing that should
never be brought back.
Speaker 1: It's it's a boisterous often badly behaved young man.
Speaker 2: Ah, there you go. Well he probably had a couple
of those.
Speaker 1: A person with apparent disregard for convention, A maverick John McCain, Alarican.
Go ahead, try to wave to be you can't.
Speaker 2: I don't know how good a pilot he was again
shut out of the air.
Speaker 1: Got try to lift it now the other one.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I always say this, but Dylan Dylan
didn't live at He was probably a baby at this time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The mutton chops go along with the eighties woman's hair,
which were perms and also horrible eighties fashion. I'm watching
old movies with my daughter now. We just watched Adventures
in Babysitting. I'm not sure if that's in your Let's
go on a film as a.
Speaker 1: Child, said Christina Applegate.
Speaker 2: Great, great thing. No, it's that girl that was in
Karate Kid. I forget what her name is, Hillary Swank.
Speaker 1: No, you're talking about Hillary Swank.
Speaker 2: Now, the girl that was in Karate Kid. Anyway, that
doesn't matter. Everyone in that movie had goofy hair. The
eighties suck and so too much.
Speaker 1: Well to give to credit to women. Elizabeth Shoe, Elizabeth Shoe. Wow,
you know what Elizabeth's shoes in the Saint she is
in that.
Speaker 2: You know what she's also in. Kevin Bacon's in it.
It's like in a version of the Invisible Man.
Speaker 1: Hollow Man, hollow man.
Speaker 2: Don't sleep on that. No, do you think.
Speaker 1: Sleep on what happened to Elizabeth shoe? What happened to her?
Speaker 2: I think she was in something recently. I happen to
know that she's not well liked on sets. She can
be pretty allegedly pretty well.
Speaker 1: You know, you get a reputation like that in Hollywood
and you're really going to get blacklist.
Speaker 2: That's right, bo d docs. Harry teaches Nick to drop
the anchor. I didn't understand what's happening here.
Speaker 1: Hang on, hang on, hang on one second. I want
to circle back one of your credit to women, because
they're like, no, that's that's no longer a thing. What
they dropped the dresses, they dropped the perms, and we
move on. I don't see any of that eighties stuff
walking around.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I just I bring it up constantly because
I never wanted to come back.
Speaker 1: Oh I know, but the but you still see guys
walking around with mutton chop. Yes, and I'm confused, Like,
has it ever? Has anyone ever pulled that off?
Speaker 2: Elvis?
Speaker 1: Elvis?
Speaker 2: It was weird. I think that was the height of
his drug addiction.
Speaker 1: Oh really really sweaty, sweating, fat, bloated. Yeah, yeah, a
lot coming out, lots seeping out.
Speaker 2: Doing a little kung Fu move on stage.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. You know that peanut butter and
jelly sandwich he used to eat with bananas and bacon.
I mean, what a pig.
Speaker 2: You know, when you've had it all, you just got
to push the boundaries.
Speaker 1: Yep, exactly. Okay, oh eat ants, meat loaf, had mutton chops, right.
Speaker 2: I hate that guy when he was dead, I was like,
good he was such a dickhead to me. Okay, but
he did have mutton chops, right, yeah he did.
Speaker 1: Pat is not a fan of meat.
Speaker 2: Hi meat? Oh you're dead?
Speaker 1: Whoops? Was that his it was short? You would call
him meat?
Speaker 2: Well? I thought I could.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't like that now. Yeah. Yeah, it's tough.
You know, these celebs, you know, they're really they can't
take it a freaking you know, it's just like cool
down a little.
Speaker 2: Well it also it was in a time that they
would like with there weren't so many famous people like
they thought they were so special, they thought they were
like kings and queens. When they'd walk into a studio,
everyone needed abou to them. I'm glad those times are
long gone.
Speaker 1: I think I've told the story about my brother used
to manage the echo Plex and okay and Beck.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's a notorious asshole.
Speaker 1: Beck developed a fear of ramps as he got through it,
so he refused to walk up ramps or something. You
have to be carried. And it was just like, were
you afraid of ramps when you were like twenty years old?
Speaker 2: That's what happened. Just start hating everything and everybody, and
then you start doing things like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know it's tough, all right. Well anyways, yeah,
I mean, wouldn't wish it on my I'm gonna lose up, baby,
go ahead.
Speaker 2: Oh okay. So we get to this anchor thing with Nick.
Now I guess they're not doing the radio properly, and
this anchor goes down because it's Harry trying to teach
Nick how to drop anchor and he goes radio silent. Jason,
I think Captain Jason gets kind of pissed. I was wondering, Dylan,
because this anchor thing scares me because it's that loose
change is kind of flying down.
Speaker 1: Just rip everything off your body.
Speaker 2: So of course I had to ask my phone. I
asked it how many how many people die a year
caused by an anchor? And here's the answer it gave me.
It's difficult to provide a precise number of deaths.
Speaker 1: Can I really quickly ask what robot you're talking to?
Speaker 2: Well, I just go on my phone.
Speaker 1: I know you're talking to Sirius.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Siri, how many people die a year from an anchor?
And Sirih said it's difficult to provide a previse number
of deaths directly attributable to anchors and maritime situations, as
many factors contribute to maritime death. However, hundreds of deaths
occur at sea and during maritime operations each year, and
some of these may be related to an anchor. So
an anchor does kill some people. It was good to hear.
Speaker 4: Helped so foolish doing that search tld R A couple,
a couple. Yeah, it's gotta be ugly because you've gotta
be asking you something.
Speaker 2: You know, this anchor that just ripped that guy's fucking
head off. It costs like three grand. Yeah, I know,
but his arms in there, I know, But we just
clean the arm out. We got to reuse the anchor. No,
it's like we got to replace the anchor.
Speaker 1: So it's complete final destination. I mean, imagine a wood chipper,
but there's no blades. It's just pure fucking smush, right,
and you do, like, what are you gonna do? Not
use the chain? Like get the freaking' shit you used
for the rankling and uh and mop that dead body
off that chain. We got to haul it up. It's
a brutal business. Brutal brutal business, all right. So Nick
the nerd does not attach it, well, it falls down.
Harry's not on the radio. He says, I've just become
a late deckhand and I've buggled it. But the boys
rub each other down a bit, and we get ready
to head to the beach. Can I tell you something
I missed the disastrous beach setups? Oh yeah, I feel
like we And I don't mean like uh ween is
we're not speaking correctly to one another.
Speaker 2: I mean, like wild animals there are.
Speaker 1: Needles where they're supposed to be eating Bree, you know,
I miss that back so fun. So Harry didn't have
the radio in his hands because his hands were full.
Couple of bros, him and Jason just browing out Zerena
and Alicia. They cling shit strings out of shrimp and.
Speaker 2: They call it. It's uh they call it debating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, devating, And I'm happy for that because too, that
really does soften it and we could just say de veining.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when I worked at weather Vane Seafoods, I had
to do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like we needed t shirt when I
worked at weather Veine Seafoods. Or just was that the
one with the did it have a squid on top
of No, it had a weather vein a weather vein,
that's right, But was the weather vein? Was it a
rooster or was it an aquatic?
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's funny. You mentioned that it might have
been a rooster.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, they usually are, but I didn't
know if they just had a flair for the dramatic.
Speaker 2: But anyway, sold their franchise off to Legal Seafood.
Speaker 1: Legal Seafood. That's a bad name.
Speaker 2: I think so, but it survived the test of time.
Speaker 1: Legal Seafood.
Speaker 2: Very popular in Boston, very popular.
Speaker 1: So Nick the Nerd calls Serena or no, he calls
Marina the gene gray to his professor, X, correct me
if I wrong, But that's kind of creepy.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that those two never mix it up. Now.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like adoptive daughter kind of thing. Like
one's like a like a like a hot young bed
and the other one is like a cripple. Who's like old?
Speaker 2: Who's the guy that couldn't see where in that that?
He should have said? He was that guy that James cyclops.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's fucking it up.
Speaker 2: I don't know what kind of nerd he is. You
want to check his nerd credentials.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy's not a nerd. He's just not So
Bree stays back and makes marshmallows while a dare gets
sand in her butt crack And that's what she said. Okay,
what was last time you went to the beach?
Speaker 2: I went to Paradise Coved last year with the kids and.
Speaker 1: The kids the kids really want kids need to go
to the beach. Evidently beach is there.
Speaker 2: It's very important. Uh, it's a a staple in a
summer vacation with a family, because when the kids go
back to school, every kid's gonna be I went to
the beach or I went on vacation, and the teachers
tell you that. They go, you know, when the kids
come back from some ofer break. They don't say Mommy
and Daddy bought me all these presents and this and that.
They say, I went with Grammy and Grampy and Uncle
Barry and Auntie Evy, and we went to the beach
and we hung.
Speaker 1: Out all day. Teachers get a little preachy, don't they.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I appreciate it, though, because I wouldn't know, you know
what I mean. I didn't read any of those fancy
books about parenting.
Speaker 1: All right. So Alicia is tasked with chucking oysters. That's
a horrible idea from Zorina, I gotta say. She says,
it's unbelievably difficult, and Li Lisa's like, I can figure
it out. Five minutes later, she's got a fucking knife
in the side of her hand and she's just gnarled
these these oysters to pieces. It's just not a good idea.
Alicia then starts to flirt a lot of it with
the epaulets of Nate dogg These two are they're really
smitten for one another. But we get to the dinner,
it's a seafood extravaganza. Oh yes, we've got white, we've
got red, and we've got all the water boats you
can imagine.
Speaker 2: Okay, we also have a little small talk from the guest.
Still and then the sub stories of strippers using their
coochies as flamethrowers. Yeah, as dangerous as it sounds, I'd
like to see it.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you. These T shirt people have some
wild stories. Some of the stories that they swapped over meals,
I couldn't believe my ears or my eyes. Okay, so
we've got lobsters, prawns, oysters, crab pasta, scallops, the oysters. Oh,
she goes, she goes, do you know where where you
sourced the oysters? And she's like, they're local. Yeah, they're local,
I think, and fresh. Let me tell you, Oh my god,
we have some fried muscles. The ladies knocked it out
of the park. This did niety eight pot dinner. If
you love sea bugs, if you love a raw bar,
one of the most overpriced things in the culinary world,
I mean, you'd get a raw bar.
Speaker 2: Holy smokes, A question, Dylan, was there any carbohydrates on
that table?
Speaker 1: Crabbasta? Okay, greb pasta an odd plating of it, the
legs kind of left intact, hidden under a canopy of
spaghetti eighty three pots. I would say that's a fairly
major deduction, all right. So we get to Elisa, who
gets to kind of what do you call a book
when they go up with their blowhole and like, oh god,
is it breaching?
Speaker 2: Breaching?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah. So Alicia gets to breach right, and
she's she's on cloud nine?
Speaker 2: Are we talking about? Oh, because she gets the honors
of sharing with the paying guess what they're dining on tonight?
Speaker 1: What an honor that? Yeah, No, it's it's a big
deal for Elisia. She says, those are a little spicy,
These are a little bit more tame, and she's riding
a high because she's part of the experience. So I
get that she's on a further jaunt. Up when Laura
gives her a gift.
Speaker 2: M Dylan, I have to ask you this, and I
women are way better at this than I. Was this,
in fact, more about sharing a gift with someone to
show that you care about them, or was this to
stab Serena over and over again because she has so
much attention being paid to her subordinate.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Women are very complicated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're so complicated. Hey, can I tell you something?
I don't even get them. You don't either, No way, man,
me neither man. Are you kidding me? I got no
freaking clue.
Speaker 2: I miss guy roommates, I got them, you know what
I mean? Yeah, Daniel, you're just gonna sit down on
the couch all day and smoke weed and watch Frasier.
Speaker 1: Yeah I get that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your life is going nowhere. But you make me laugh.
Speaker 1: It's a beast. We know that's right. But I honestly
don't know what this is. I found myself at times.
I found myself at times giving her credit the benefit
of the doubt, and I found myself at times being
I'm feeling a very insidious feeling in my body because
this is a layer of blades. Right, One, who's to
say what the true motive is? Right, it's a very
opaque gesture. But two, what are you gonna do? Go
up to her and go, I see what you're doing.
You can't do that.
Speaker 2: I do it.
Speaker 1: You can't do that.
Speaker 2: Well, that's why it's mackaveliant.
Speaker 1: Mockavellian Laura may be evil.
Speaker 2: You know, it was kind of hinting alluding to that
during the interview. Yeah, go listen to that.
Speaker 1: By the way, who do you think is more evil,
Janet or Laura?
Speaker 2: Oh a lot of people hate Janet. Yeah, people see
it from the valley.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's probably Janet. All right, So Alicia's super happy.
She's tickling Harry's tummy and that's how happy she is,
and the.
Speaker 2: Guests we go to bed. We don't even see him.
Speaker 1: And then the guests say they're good nights. A dare.
What is adare? Is becoming the queen of the turndown.
She's barking orders at Brie. I think it's scrub mummy. Yeah,
she's scrub mummy. Do you have one of those? Uh?
What a scrub bummy?
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 1: Well? You know, scrub daddy, scrub daddy? You know scrub daddy?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, what's scrub?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Only one of the most successful pitches
on Shark Tank ever.
Speaker 2: Oh, really clean a toilet scrub?
Speaker 1: It's a scrub with a happy face in it.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: And you can slot a spoon through the mouth. And
when it's when it's cold, it's hard, and when it's
warm it's soft. Oh my god, it cleans very easily.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go to Costco tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Bye. Well, Costco has the family pack right, because scrub
Daddy has expanded, he's fallen in love and he had
sired children. There is a scrub mommy. There is a
scrub baby. Scrub baby. Huh. So there is the scrub mommy.
But she's also the weird one. Yeah. I think she's
just fully like without the weion story line, she's just
fully transformed into the weird one.
Speaker 2: Some some decies just work on the boat, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just kind of there. Yeah, they're not quite engineers,
but they are the weird one. So night done, great,
night night done. Imagine sleeping next We talked about sleeping
next year. Enemy these two well, I mean, I don't
even know how comfortable. So the next day, the swell
is very, very bad.
Speaker 2: I felt like I was on sailing.
Speaker 1: That's what I said. That's what I said, because you know,
any of you nautical know it all's out there. Let
us know. I thought the guests handled this so well,
because if it was me, I would have been.
Speaker 2: Like, hey, get out of here, get us out of here.
Speaker 1: Why why do they have to sit in that swell
all the time, all like that barfing? My brain's out there. Yeah,
I mean there are muffins flying everywhere.
Speaker 2: What was shocking is they kind of did They were
doing the water toys, and then all of a sudden
it was like a tsunami arrived.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, absolutely nut stuff and even crazier. I
think over breakfast there's some pork dish. Ah, there's a
so there's some pork dish. It's a Charisa thing going on,
Charisa and eggs.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Can you believe that people line their stomachs with that
in the morning. It's so spicy, so gross. I watch
people eat those things at breakfast places. You don't want
to just eat some scrambled eggs and some toast.
Speaker 2: Huh, you're gonna leave this place and continue on your day.
I don't.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy. My dad, he lives in Virginia, so
he doesn't get any good Mexican food, and he gets
very hungry in the morning, so he'll go and he'll
eat this Chariza and egg shit, And of course he's
in the bathroom like four hours later, just oh my god.
Speaker 2: They do it despite they know what the future holds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, one thing I did want to mention. At breakfast,
the guys continue with their crazy T shirt stories. He says,
it's one of the fattest stories I've ever heard. He's like,
I walk up in the middle of the night with
Baker's chocolate in my mouth. Everybody's like, whoa, what mean? Okay?
So they're going to try to reposition the boat, and
at the end, Serena tells, oh, well, no, they just
they are not trying to reposition the boat. The wind
just comes in. But the last thing is that Serena
tells Alicia that she might turn into a cook slash
stew if she's not careful with Laura. Careful now, you know,
she might become the thing that you're so despised. Get
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, that's actually really good.
Speaker 2: I hope we have a good episode. Well, Dylan's pet
up these reviews of The Valley this week. Yeah, because woof,
did that take a turn for the ugly. We mentioned
it at the top of the show. I don't ever
want an episode like that again.
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