WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.799 --> 00:00:10.119 Welcome to OUCH. Was that a ghost? This podcast may 2 00:00:10.160 --> 00:00:15.720 contain graphic material which some listeners may find disturbing. Listener 3 00:00:15.800 --> 00:00:27.399 discretion is advised, is advised me? Now that we covered that, 4 00:00:28.879 --> 00:00:31.399 here's your host list. 5 00:00:37.159 --> 00:00:37.960 Welcome back to HOUCH. 6 00:00:38.039 --> 00:00:38.679 Was that a ghost? 7 00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:41.759 With Liz and I guess pretty much a co host 8 00:00:41.799 --> 00:00:44.520 over here? Now, Natty, Yeah, what do. 9 00:00:44.439 --> 00:00:47.880 They call it? I'm a center No, not a centerpiece. 10 00:00:49.079 --> 00:00:51.039 I'm talking about when it's like, all of a sudden, 11 00:00:51.079 --> 00:00:52.960 it's like a par of whatever's there. It's just like 12 00:00:53.000 --> 00:00:55.679 gross reoccurring Melissa's neck growth. 13 00:00:55.759 --> 00:01:02.200 I was gonna say, like reoccurring something series regular. 14 00:01:02.920 --> 00:01:06.239 You tell you you can take this out if you want, 15 00:01:06.400 --> 00:01:08.439 but I do have to put it or so I 16 00:01:08.439 --> 00:01:11.519 write my own notes right for my show, and so 17 00:01:12.519 --> 00:01:15.519 shameless plug cloak to cosmic right. But I write all 18 00:01:15.560 --> 00:01:17.239 my notes and everything, and it's all like I don't 19 00:01:17.239 --> 00:01:19.599 plagiarize or anything like that. So I rewrite everything and 20 00:01:19.680 --> 00:01:26.519 put my you know, verbiage in. Well, lately my boyfriend 21 00:01:26.599 --> 00:01:32.400 has instigated some sexting, and I was like, who needs 22 00:01:32.439 --> 00:01:36.000 a smut novel when you have a horny girlfriend? That 23 00:01:36.120 --> 00:01:38.200 should have been a writer. So I just I catch 24 00:01:38.280 --> 00:01:41.760 myself using words that I like use it like speaking 25 00:01:41.799 --> 00:01:45.560 how I write my notes on accident. So that's why 26 00:01:45.560 --> 00:01:46.920 when I was like a growth, I was like, of 27 00:01:46.959 --> 00:01:48.400 course that would be the word I would pick. It 28 00:01:48.439 --> 00:01:49.079 wouldn't just be. 29 00:01:49.319 --> 00:01:50.959 I did not see where you're going with that. 30 00:01:51.120 --> 00:01:55.319 Okay, wait for it, wait for it, And here she 31 00:01:55.480 --> 00:02:00.879 comes around the bin. There she is. I will try 32 00:02:00.920 --> 00:02:03.120 to think of the word I was looking for. It'll 33 00:02:03.159 --> 00:02:04.560 probably come to me in the middle of the episodes. 34 00:02:04.560 --> 00:02:06.239 If I like randomly say a word, that's probably what 35 00:02:06.280 --> 00:02:06.519 it is. 36 00:02:06.560 --> 00:02:08.280 Well, at this point, I'm afraid to hear the word 37 00:02:08.280 --> 00:02:10.639 that's gonna come out. It's gonna be like it's a 38 00:02:10.680 --> 00:02:11.479 girl bad. 39 00:02:13.199 --> 00:02:15.919 It's not as that it's a hmm. I have to 40 00:02:15.919 --> 00:02:17.240 think of it. I don't know what it is on 41 00:02:17.280 --> 00:02:20.120 the top of my head. Okay, I swear I'm not 42 00:02:20.199 --> 00:02:21.280 under the influence yet. 43 00:02:22.280 --> 00:02:25.199 Right, So this is coming out in like a few weeks. 44 00:02:25.639 --> 00:02:27.240 But right now we're both in the middle of a 45 00:02:27.319 --> 00:02:30.759 nice snowstorm. I'm supposed to get like two feet and 46 00:02:30.840 --> 00:02:33.159 you already have a foot. I haven't even gone outside, 47 00:02:33.199 --> 00:02:34.360 so I don't even know what I have. 48 00:02:34.759 --> 00:02:37.280 Well, if it wasn't for the dogs. I wouldn't be 49 00:02:37.319 --> 00:02:38.719 out there if it wasn't for the dogs. 50 00:02:38.879 --> 00:02:40.800 I just got to get up super early and shovel 51 00:02:41.120 --> 00:02:41.439 so I. 52 00:02:41.439 --> 00:02:45.879 Have a little Pomeranian Yorki mix again a foot of snow. 53 00:02:47.680 --> 00:02:49.439 Oh, I don't know how to tell what that was. You 54 00:02:49.479 --> 00:02:51.400 sent me a picture and I was like, is that 55 00:02:51.439 --> 00:02:53.759 a log? What is she sending me a picture of? 56 00:02:54.719 --> 00:02:55.560 That's her dog? 57 00:02:56.000 --> 00:02:59.520 I literally, just because I'm a jackass, I picked him 58 00:02:59.599 --> 00:03:02.039 up and I dropped him like, well, okay, I set 59 00:03:02.120 --> 00:03:03.639 him down. I didn't drop him drop him, but I 60 00:03:03.680 --> 00:03:05.400 set him down like right above the snow, and he 61 00:03:05.560 --> 00:03:09.759 just submerged, like he just disappeared in the snow way 62 00:03:09.879 --> 00:03:13.319 over his back. Did he like it though? No, he 63 00:03:13.360 --> 00:03:15.919 hated it. But so then I'm out there doing my 64 00:03:16.439 --> 00:03:20.680 doggy parent duties and shoveling a path so that he 65 00:03:20.680 --> 00:03:21.479 can go body. 66 00:03:23.280 --> 00:03:25.520 I actually wanted to get a little plastic bucket and 67 00:03:25.520 --> 00:03:27.439 bring some snow in to see what my cats think 68 00:03:27.479 --> 00:03:27.840 about it. 69 00:03:27.919 --> 00:03:29.280 You so should. 70 00:03:29.960 --> 00:03:31.840 And when I'm done recording, I think I'm gonna I'm 71 00:03:31.840 --> 00:03:33.319 gonna get like a tup away and just put some 72 00:03:33.400 --> 00:03:34.400 snow and see what they do. 73 00:03:35.240 --> 00:03:37.400 Yeah, say, mine just liked to drink out of the sink, 74 00:03:38.000 --> 00:03:42.120 likes to be in the sink water running like she 75 00:03:42.719 --> 00:03:44.520 I try to be funny and like turn the water 76 00:03:44.560 --> 00:03:46.479 on real fast, and she just sat there and was 77 00:03:46.520 --> 00:03:49.400 loving it. She like rubs her head in it and 78 00:03:49.400 --> 00:03:51.960 it's like all over her. I'm like, dude, you psycho, 79 00:03:52.759 --> 00:03:54.599 I would find I would find the one cat that 80 00:03:54.719 --> 00:03:55.439 likes water, right. 81 00:03:55.719 --> 00:03:58.400 One of my cats likes to just go in boxes, 82 00:03:58.639 --> 00:04:01.080 like eat through them like a And it's in the 83 00:04:01.120 --> 00:04:03.319 corner so it looks like a rat got in there, 84 00:04:04.039 --> 00:04:08.159 but she bites holes in it. So anyone that sees it, 85 00:04:08.199 --> 00:04:12.759 they're like, do you have like a rodent problem? Cat 86 00:04:13.639 --> 00:04:14.719 cat problem? 87 00:04:15.159 --> 00:04:18.959 Oh my goodness. I feel like the world was leader. 88 00:04:19.040 --> 00:04:24.319 So it's about being fixed anyway, not that kind of 89 00:04:24.399 --> 00:04:28.040 fixed part of something. It'll come to me. It'll come 90 00:04:28.079 --> 00:04:29.839 to me. I'm still trying to figure out what it was. 91 00:04:30.079 --> 00:04:32.480 All right, So we'll just jump right into it this week. 92 00:04:32.600 --> 00:04:33.079 Let's do it. 93 00:04:33.120 --> 00:04:36.639 I'm bringing a highly requested cryptid. I feel like it 94 00:04:36.720 --> 00:04:37.560 needs no no. 95 00:04:37.439 --> 00:04:38.399 No, no no no no no. 96 00:04:38.959 --> 00:04:39.720 Batsquatch. 97 00:04:42.879 --> 00:04:43.839 That was awesome. 98 00:04:44.240 --> 00:04:46.480 I saw the alias that he has, which I think 99 00:04:46.560 --> 00:04:49.800 is fantastic as you would pronounce it. P pterodactyl squatch 100 00:04:50.240 --> 00:04:55.160 pederodactyl the dactyl mm hmm. It's a cryptid that hails 101 00:04:55.240 --> 00:04:58.680 from the Pacific Northwest, described as a large ape like 102 00:04:58.720 --> 00:05:02.920 creature with bat like wings, often associated with Mount Saint 103 00:05:03.040 --> 00:05:07.720 Helen's in Mount Rainier or Mount Shasta. I forget what 104 00:05:07.800 --> 00:05:10.319 I covered it Mount Shasta. That was like the people, 105 00:05:10.920 --> 00:05:14.959 the Limerians I think are in Mount Shasta. Uh, I know, 106 00:05:15.040 --> 00:05:17.160 I covered them with some something weird before. 107 00:05:18.160 --> 00:05:22.199 Was it you that covered the like a goblin or 108 00:05:22.240 --> 00:05:24.319 a troll that like went into like a coal mine? 109 00:05:24.680 --> 00:05:25.160 Was that you? 110 00:05:25.600 --> 00:05:28.879 I did the the Christmas one that's a that was 111 00:05:28.920 --> 00:05:31.480 like underground though to a tree, you know, the ones 112 00:05:31.519 --> 00:05:33.360 that go down and eat the tree every year. 113 00:05:33.680 --> 00:05:35.839 So yeah, I do. Oh yes, we have got to 114 00:05:35.879 --> 00:05:36.480 do that one. 115 00:05:36.839 --> 00:05:37.560 It's so fun. 116 00:05:38.199 --> 00:05:40.120 Maybe next Christmas for creep it weird. 117 00:05:40.399 --> 00:05:44.199 I'm telling you, I fully go in on a story 118 00:05:44.480 --> 00:05:48.199 a week later. I have no idea what you're talking about. 119 00:05:48.480 --> 00:05:49.959 Like I immerse myself. 120 00:05:50.319 --> 00:05:52.639 I've got my little like filing cabinet in my brains, 121 00:05:52.639 --> 00:05:55.519 like please hold yeah, I'm like some bad squadh. I'm 122 00:05:55.560 --> 00:05:56.879 like wait a minute, hold on. And I was like, 123 00:05:57.519 --> 00:05:59.040 did it I was like, hold on, I think I 124 00:05:59.040 --> 00:06:00.639 know this one. I think I know this one. I 125 00:06:00.720 --> 00:06:01.920 was like, but then I had to like go read 126 00:06:01.920 --> 00:06:03.920 my notes because I couldn't remember like all of it. 127 00:06:04.480 --> 00:06:07.560 So I was like, oh, yeah, definitely a good one. 128 00:06:08.160 --> 00:06:10.399 And before we get into this, I'm telling you now, 129 00:06:10.759 --> 00:06:17.399 ready say it with me, it's not it's not a condo. Well, actually, 130 00:06:17.439 --> 00:06:20.399 you know what, I think this this might be the 131 00:06:20.399 --> 00:06:23.000 only one that you could claim that because it is 132 00:06:23.000 --> 00:06:25.240 in California and it's a flying creature. 133 00:06:25.560 --> 00:06:30.079 Oh god, it's a condor. Baby, It's a condor. I 134 00:06:30.160 --> 00:06:32.279 don't care what you say. From this point on, it 135 00:06:32.360 --> 00:06:33.240 is a condor. 136 00:06:33.800 --> 00:06:36.519 Bat monster cryptids have been reported in many of the 137 00:06:36.639 --> 00:06:40.800 United States and abroad. Some associate bat creatures as protectors, 138 00:06:40.839 --> 00:06:43.000 while others see them as like demonic. 139 00:06:43.560 --> 00:06:45.360 Oh I could see that, and. 140 00:06:45.680 --> 00:06:49.439 Arguably one of the most infamous hails from Washington State 141 00:06:49.839 --> 00:06:50.759 the Batsquatch. 142 00:06:51.079 --> 00:06:52.959 I wish people could see I like nod my heads. 143 00:06:53.000 --> 00:06:54.240 I'm like, oh, I know, and then I'm like, wait, 144 00:06:54.279 --> 00:06:56.199 you guys can't see me. Oh jeez. 145 00:06:57.079 --> 00:07:00.680 After the enormous nineteen to eighty eruption of Mount Saint Helen's, 146 00:07:00.800 --> 00:07:05.000 which was this catastrophic volcanic eruption, which to date is 147 00:07:05.040 --> 00:07:08.839 the most economically destructive volcano eruption in American history. And 148 00:07:08.879 --> 00:07:11.240 I feel like I said eruptions so many times right there. 149 00:07:12.079 --> 00:07:14.240 But it was devastatingly big. 150 00:07:14.720 --> 00:07:18.959 You're erupting with the word you can't help yourself. It 151 00:07:19.079 --> 00:07:20.279 just erupted out of her mouth. 152 00:07:20.399 --> 00:07:23.360 It did. Oh gosh, Natasha's going to use this on 153 00:07:23.439 --> 00:07:24.480 her sexting. 154 00:07:25.519 --> 00:07:27.079 Yeah, my sexting. It's erupting. 155 00:07:27.360 --> 00:07:30.240 I'm afraid to use two descriptive of words now with you. 156 00:07:30.519 --> 00:07:35.680 Oh, it just gives you more artillery. I thank you later. 157 00:07:38.439 --> 00:07:43.199 Well, the eruption was devastatingly big, that's what he said. 158 00:07:47.279 --> 00:07:47.839 I get. 159 00:07:50.279 --> 00:07:54.360 It ruined tons of infrastructure. It took out hundreds of homes, 160 00:07:54.399 --> 00:07:57.160 like fifty bridges, which seems insane because I feel like 161 00:07:57.199 --> 00:08:00.800 bridges are so spaced out, never mind like the highway 162 00:08:00.839 --> 00:08:03.360 rail it took out, and it killed fifty seven people. 163 00:08:03.720 --> 00:08:06.879 Once the ash settled from the disaster, sightings of a 164 00:08:06.920 --> 00:08:09.959 strange creature began in the area. People reported seeing a 165 00:08:10.040 --> 00:08:15.040 flying figure. It's been speculated that it may have gained 166 00:08:15.120 --> 00:08:19.000 its supernatural abilities due to the eruption, or possibly that 167 00:08:19.040 --> 00:08:21.519 it was dormant inside with them already and it was 168 00:08:21.600 --> 00:08:22.519 merely awoken. 169 00:08:23.600 --> 00:08:27.240 That's something like Godzilla bullshit, right, It's like Kimera at 170 00:08:27.279 --> 00:08:29.879 its finest. But you were talking about the bridges. There's 171 00:08:29.959 --> 00:08:32.080 quite a few bridges in my town, and like, I'm 172 00:08:32.120 --> 00:08:34.519 in a tiny te Tay town, Like how many and 173 00:08:34.600 --> 00:08:38.519 we've got in the surrounding area We've got saying like 174 00:08:38.559 --> 00:08:40.240 this doesn't say they got to be big bridges. It 175 00:08:40.240 --> 00:08:41.919 could be any bridge, right, that's. 176 00:08:41.720 --> 00:08:44.080 True, But fifty of them is still. 177 00:08:43.840 --> 00:08:52.919 A lot one, two, three, or five, six at least 178 00:08:52.960 --> 00:08:54.240 six that I could think of off the top of 179 00:08:54.240 --> 00:08:57.080 my head in my around my tiny area. 180 00:08:57.720 --> 00:09:00.080 That's crazy. Yeah, we got one, that's it. 181 00:09:00.200 --> 00:09:03.120 We're right next to a river. So the river like 182 00:09:03.120 --> 00:09:07.080 snakes through like around the county, so every time it 183 00:09:07.159 --> 00:09:08.679 takes a bob and a weave. And then you have 184 00:09:08.759 --> 00:09:13.159 the hills and hollers, creeks, the creeks, not the creeks, 185 00:09:13.159 --> 00:09:15.080 but the creeks, you know, So you have rivers and 186 00:09:15.399 --> 00:09:17.080 all of that stuff. So there's a lot of bridges 187 00:09:17.080 --> 00:09:20.120 around all right, They're just not huge bridges. We only 188 00:09:20.159 --> 00:09:22.039 have two decent sized ones. 189 00:09:23.519 --> 00:09:27.879 It's description like pretty much all cryptids varies. This towering 190 00:09:27.960 --> 00:09:31.360 primate looking creature is said to be about nine feet tall, 191 00:09:31.879 --> 00:09:34.279 while some articles say it's as large as twenty two 192 00:09:34.320 --> 00:09:37.360 feet tall. Twenty two feet It was on like some 193 00:09:37.480 --> 00:09:40.360 Japanese websites, but then some people say that that may 194 00:09:40.360 --> 00:09:44.440 be incorrect because maybe it was mistranslated, Like I'm guessing 195 00:09:44.480 --> 00:09:46.600 the the stuff. 196 00:09:47.440 --> 00:09:49.639 If it was Japan, it might just be like a 197 00:09:49.639 --> 00:09:50.919 whole different species. 198 00:09:51.200 --> 00:09:53.799 That's true. The creature is said to have a canine 199 00:09:53.960 --> 00:09:56.519 like head, like a dog or wolf type nose, and 200 00:09:56.639 --> 00:10:00.840 tuft in ears with this long torso. And I know 201 00:10:00.879 --> 00:10:03.200 that you sent me your notes and you wrote that 202 00:10:03.279 --> 00:10:06.480 he was jacked and had this like really you were 203 00:10:06.480 --> 00:10:08.519 going on and on about his abs. I'm like, I 204 00:10:08.559 --> 00:10:11.399 didn't find that, but okay, you google google the. 205 00:10:11.399 --> 00:10:15.240 Photo, just seriously google bat squadch and go to images 206 00:10:15.320 --> 00:10:18.200 and you'll see exactly what I was talking about. Dude's 207 00:10:18.240 --> 00:10:22.720 got washboard abs goals. Huh yeah, right, that's no joke. 208 00:10:23.039 --> 00:10:24.320 Oh very dope. 209 00:10:24.320 --> 00:10:26.159 Boy, I've got seen that one. I saw the one 210 00:10:26.159 --> 00:10:28.679 that makes him look more ape like yeah, or it. 211 00:10:28.720 --> 00:10:30.559 Almost like he's got like a cat looking ahead. 212 00:10:31.159 --> 00:10:34.639 Yeah, okay, okay, so he doesn't skip the ab day. 213 00:10:35.399 --> 00:10:37.240 Yeah, or leg day from the looks of that one. 214 00:10:37.519 --> 00:10:40.240 And you also put him at about eight hundred to 215 00:10:40.320 --> 00:10:41.399 twelve hundred pounds. 216 00:10:42.320 --> 00:10:43.559 Yeah, I had to google that one. 217 00:10:43.879 --> 00:10:47.799 Some people say he has birdlike feet with talons and 218 00:10:47.840 --> 00:10:51.320 he has these batlike leathery wings that have been reported 219 00:10:51.360 --> 00:10:55.120 to be as large as a fifty foot That doesn't 220 00:10:55.159 --> 00:10:58.919 sound right as large as a fifty foot wingspan, you 221 00:10:58.960 --> 00:11:01.919 know what I mean. The sentence structure is wrong on that. 222 00:11:01.960 --> 00:11:03.720 But will pretend to like over I'm like. 223 00:11:03.759 --> 00:11:05.240 No, I totally get what you're saying, and then you 224 00:11:05.360 --> 00:11:07.679 look really confused for a second. I'm like, did I 225 00:11:07.720 --> 00:11:08.320 miss something? 226 00:11:09.320 --> 00:11:12.960 And he is sporting grayish or bluish fur with I've 227 00:11:12.960 --> 00:11:15.200 seen glowing red or yellow eyes. 228 00:11:15.720 --> 00:11:18.080 Yeah, so I've seen that too, and I've noticed a 229 00:11:18.080 --> 00:11:20.720 lot of times. Uh, not to like totally derail at 230 00:11:20.759 --> 00:11:24.200 the moment, but you hear similar things with dog Man 231 00:11:24.279 --> 00:11:27.960 and Sasquatch that they have some have yellow, some have red. 232 00:11:29.159 --> 00:11:30.639 I've heard both for both of them. 233 00:11:30.960 --> 00:11:32.679 I haven't done dog Man yet, so. 234 00:11:32.639 --> 00:11:34.519 I'm not done dog Man as a whole. I've just 235 00:11:34.559 --> 00:11:38.159 had people on that have had encounters. Ooh, yeah, so 236 00:11:38.200 --> 00:11:39.080 that was pretty crazy. 237 00:11:39.440 --> 00:11:42.879 Yeah. So basically this creature is said to look a 238 00:11:42.879 --> 00:11:45.679 lot like Bigfoot, but with wings. So if a bat 239 00:11:45.679 --> 00:11:48.039 in a sasquatch had a baby, it could create this 240 00:11:48.159 --> 00:11:51.720 eight bat like creature. The name batsquatch comes from a 241 00:11:51.759 --> 00:11:54.919 mashup of bat and sasquatch, hence batsquatch. 242 00:11:55.120 --> 00:11:55.600 Yeah. 243 00:11:56.039 --> 00:12:00.120 He's said to have incredible endurance with seemingly unlimited energy, 244 00:12:00.600 --> 00:12:02.360 which I wish. 245 00:12:02.240 --> 00:12:06.240 I well wish, I wish. 246 00:12:05.399 --> 00:12:07.360 That's how he can do all those crunches and keep 247 00:12:07.399 --> 00:12:10.399 that those ads. I'm just seeing. 248 00:12:10.399 --> 00:12:13.080 It's like he's got his little like wings tucked in 249 00:12:13.120 --> 00:12:14.799 like a bat that hangs upside down, but he's just 250 00:12:14.799 --> 00:12:18.000 like doing like sit ups upside down with his sweatband on. 251 00:12:18.600 --> 00:12:20.159 Yeah, and you. 252 00:12:20.200 --> 00:12:22.559 Got little he's got a little bat like bird feet whatever. 253 00:12:22.559 --> 00:12:25.360 They're like hooked and they've got little like leg warmers 254 00:12:25.399 --> 00:12:30.120 on them. That is a great image. 255 00:12:30.440 --> 00:12:34.000 He's said to have super enhanced hearing at long distances 256 00:12:34.120 --> 00:12:37.279 and have the ability to fly and jump large distances 257 00:12:37.320 --> 00:12:41.240 with ease and land effortlessly. He's also said to be 258 00:12:41.279 --> 00:12:45.360 able to manipulate car mechanics with its screams, with the 259 00:12:45.399 --> 00:12:48.840 most well known encounter on April nineteen ninety four, over 260 00:12:48.879 --> 00:12:52.399 a decade after the abruption, After the eruption, I can 261 00:12:52.519 --> 00:12:55.720 talk today. I'm sorry, just want I don't know what happened. 262 00:12:55.840 --> 00:12:59.600 It was abrupt. You abruptly mispronounced eruption. 263 00:13:01.679 --> 00:13:05.440 What was the word that I kept saying, eruption? No? 264 00:13:06.360 --> 00:13:09.279 Was it eruption? And this is another time. Oh maybe 265 00:13:09.279 --> 00:13:11.879 that's why my body's like, stop stop saying that word. 266 00:13:11.919 --> 00:13:13.399 I'm not an auto filter on. 267 00:13:14.519 --> 00:13:15.519 Oh my goodness. 268 00:13:16.240 --> 00:13:19.720 So Brian Canfield was driving in Pierce County by Mount 269 00:13:19.799 --> 00:13:24.519 Rainier and his truck engine just stopped working. His truck stopped, 270 00:13:25.000 --> 00:13:28.639 and in front of him was what appeared to seemingly 271 00:13:28.679 --> 00:13:31.879 out of nowhere, this creature that descended in front of 272 00:13:31.960 --> 00:13:34.759 him in the road. What is wrong with me? Sorry? 273 00:13:35.960 --> 00:13:40.320 So he described the creature as nine feet tall, human 274 00:13:40.440 --> 00:13:43.759 esque being covered in blue fur with bat type wings. 275 00:13:43.799 --> 00:13:45.679 I'm trying to hold it together. You have to dump 276 00:13:45.720 --> 00:13:46.159 big lin. 277 00:13:48.360 --> 00:13:50.320 I'm trying so and I trying to cover my face 278 00:13:50.320 --> 00:13:51.240 that you wouldn't see it. 279 00:13:52.120 --> 00:13:55.639 So it just stood there watching Brian for minutes that 280 00:13:55.720 --> 00:13:59.000 seemed like hours, and then he just left. He flew 281 00:13:59.039 --> 00:14:02.120 away as quickly as he appeared, and then Brian's truck 282 00:14:02.159 --> 00:14:04.720 engine was fine and his truck just started right up. 283 00:14:05.159 --> 00:14:07.960 Yeah, that's really weird to just have something to show 284 00:14:08.039 --> 00:14:10.080 up in front of you and then your entire car 285 00:14:10.240 --> 00:14:12.480 just quits working. What do you do? 286 00:14:12.840 --> 00:14:15.759 Get out and run? Then you have this thing like you're. 287 00:14:15.639 --> 00:14:18.679 Stay in the vehicle. Me too, personally, I would stay 288 00:14:18.679 --> 00:14:20.759 in the vehicle and hope that it doesn't come over there. 289 00:14:20.919 --> 00:14:23.240 Close your eyes, hope I can't see you. 290 00:14:23.000 --> 00:14:27.320 Nine feet tall. I'm just thinking nine feets. I always 291 00:14:27.360 --> 00:14:30.960 have a hard time. I'm not good at judging like 292 00:14:31.120 --> 00:14:34.039 heights or anything, so I always wonder how people, like, 293 00:14:34.080 --> 00:14:37.840 how accurate is it? Because to me, everybody looks really tall. 294 00:14:37.919 --> 00:14:39.960 But if you're sitting in a car, you can kind 295 00:14:39.960 --> 00:14:40.759 of guess from there. 296 00:14:41.080 --> 00:14:43.360 I mean maybe some people can't. I sure can't. 297 00:14:43.799 --> 00:14:46.519 What I can't get my head around is when people 298 00:14:46.600 --> 00:14:48.519 say things are in the sky and they're like it's 299 00:14:48.879 --> 00:14:51.360 eleven feet wide, Like, how do you know? Because if 300 00:14:51.360 --> 00:14:53.440 it's five feet away from you or five hundred feet 301 00:14:53.440 --> 00:14:55.120 away from you, it's going to be very different. And 302 00:14:55.159 --> 00:14:57.120 if you're just getting a little glimpse of it, how 303 00:14:57.120 --> 00:14:58.080 do you have this measurement? 304 00:14:59.000 --> 00:15:02.240 I don't know. It gets all all measurements. I never know. 305 00:15:03.279 --> 00:15:06.399 So there's this app on the phone that the ruler 306 00:15:06.440 --> 00:15:09.279 thing blows my mind. But you can point it at 307 00:15:09.279 --> 00:15:12.879 like a TV on the wall and it can measure it. Like, 308 00:15:12.960 --> 00:15:15.720 how does the phone know the distance? It's like, I 309 00:15:15.759 --> 00:15:18.279 don't understand the science. I can't get my head around 310 00:15:18.279 --> 00:15:20.960 how the phone can do that. And my kid's like, well, 311 00:15:21.000 --> 00:15:22.960 it does this exist? And I'm like, but it doesn't. 312 00:15:23.000 --> 00:15:26.039 It's no, Like, it's just not a thing. It doesn't 313 00:15:26.080 --> 00:15:26.799 make sense to me. 314 00:15:27.200 --> 00:15:29.080 That is really weird. I don't know how I feel 315 00:15:29.080 --> 00:15:32.039 about that one. Oh so guy, it so so now 316 00:15:32.039 --> 00:15:34.360 we can't have a male versus female two inches. It's 317 00:15:34.360 --> 00:15:38.440 gonna actually give you two inches. Gosh, dang, it takes 318 00:15:38.440 --> 00:15:39.200 out half the fun. 319 00:15:39.840 --> 00:15:43.440 Oh gosh, where was I nine feet tall? 320 00:15:43.519 --> 00:15:44.559 And then it flew off? 321 00:15:44.639 --> 00:15:47.159 Okay, So in two thousand and nine there were more 322 00:15:47.159 --> 00:15:50.519 accounts of a winged creature named Mount Shasta. I always 323 00:15:50.559 --> 00:15:53.600 think of that cheap soda Shasta. A group was out 324 00:15:53.639 --> 00:15:56.720 hiking when they saw a creature. You never heard of 325 00:15:56.759 --> 00:15:57.559 Shasta soda. 326 00:15:58.120 --> 00:15:59.360 No, I know what Fanta is. 327 00:15:59.840 --> 00:16:02.559 No hospitals around here. They always said, like, that's the 328 00:16:02.639 --> 00:16:05.799 knockoff cheap o soda. It's like trash. But if you're 329 00:16:05.799 --> 00:16:08.279 at the hospital and you want like a jijirel. 330 00:16:07.960 --> 00:16:11.480 We have real soda. At my hospital. We have a 331 00:16:11.519 --> 00:16:14.559 whole cafeteria and everything. It has really good food. Oh 332 00:16:14.639 --> 00:16:15.000 my gosh. 333 00:16:15.000 --> 00:16:18.360 The Boston cafeterias are insane. Like if you want any 334 00:16:18.399 --> 00:16:19.960 type of food in the world, you can get it. 335 00:16:20.000 --> 00:16:22.320 But if you go to like certain outskirt hospitals, the 336 00:16:22.399 --> 00:16:23.399 cafeterias are trash. 337 00:16:24.240 --> 00:16:27.200 Ours has really good food that's good when it's open 338 00:16:27.240 --> 00:16:28.440 when you don't work third shift. 339 00:16:29.360 --> 00:16:31.519 Oh yeah, so you got vending machine options. 340 00:16:32.039 --> 00:16:36.559 Yeah, it's fantastic. Oh, very overly priced vending machine options. 341 00:16:36.960 --> 00:16:39.799 I get so jealous of the vending machines in like 342 00:16:39.960 --> 00:16:43.440 Japan that I see on TikTok that the thing will 343 00:16:43.440 --> 00:16:45.759 like make this whole like fruit parfe in front of 344 00:16:45.759 --> 00:16:48.759 you in the machine. They do like the craziest things 345 00:16:48.759 --> 00:16:51.320 in their vending machines. Oh, I didn't know that they 346 00:16:51.360 --> 00:16:53.960 have all these healthy options that aren't a million dollars, 347 00:16:54.200 --> 00:16:56.639 and like we get like a week old tune of 348 00:16:56.679 --> 00:16:59.679 sandwich or a five dollars bag of Doritos, and they 349 00:16:59.720 --> 00:17:03.799 have like this b yeah, and they have these beautiful options. 350 00:17:03.360 --> 00:17:06.279 And then well they are more technologically inclined than we 351 00:17:06.319 --> 00:17:07.200 are for the most part. 352 00:17:07.519 --> 00:17:10.200 Yeah, that's me midnight scrolling on TikTok and then you know, 353 00:17:10.279 --> 00:17:14.160 it just gets on your algorithm and then it just Yeah, seriously, 354 00:17:14.440 --> 00:17:16.279 do I want to get out of bed and make popcorn? 355 00:17:16.400 --> 00:17:17.799 Or do I want to sit here and stare at her? 356 00:17:17.880 --> 00:17:19.079 For you looks real good? 357 00:17:20.759 --> 00:17:22.599 Do I want to pay fifty dollars for a parfe 358 00:17:22.720 --> 00:17:23.759 on door dash? 359 00:17:23.839 --> 00:17:25.319 Oh Jesus, yeah, exactly. 360 00:17:26.279 --> 00:17:28.359 Okay, So the group was out hiking and they saw 361 00:17:28.400 --> 00:17:32.519 this creature emerge from a crevice in the mountain Mount Shasta, 362 00:17:32.559 --> 00:17:36.319 and they described how the creature spread is fifty foot 363 00:17:36.359 --> 00:17:40.839 wingspan and flew away. Originally they thought it was pterodactyl like, 364 00:17:41.440 --> 00:17:44.000 but as they watched it fly away, it appeared more 365 00:17:44.079 --> 00:17:46.480 like a flying batfox with blue fur. 366 00:17:47.640 --> 00:17:51.680 A bat fox. That's a little specific. Wait, hold on, 367 00:17:51.880 --> 00:17:57.200 hold on, So we've got basically a blue fox with. 368 00:17:57.200 --> 00:18:04.079 Wings mm hmm, or an ape like thing with wings, 369 00:18:04.480 --> 00:18:06.200 or a pterodactyl. 370 00:18:06.039 --> 00:18:08.480 Oh yeah, or a peterodactyl. We gotta you gotta leave 371 00:18:08.480 --> 00:18:10.839 in the dactyl, which could very well be a condor 372 00:18:11.440 --> 00:18:12.200 just saying. 373 00:18:12.519 --> 00:18:13.720 I'm allowing it this time. 374 00:18:14.079 --> 00:18:16.359 But between the fox and the ape, those are two 375 00:18:16.480 --> 00:18:23.200 totally different animals. I mean tail size alone, I mean, 376 00:18:23.240 --> 00:18:25.000 they have nothing in common. 377 00:18:25.240 --> 00:18:28.519 Yeah, a foxtail is so distinct unless it's talking about 378 00:18:28.559 --> 00:18:29.119 its face. 379 00:18:29.799 --> 00:18:33.480 We're making our very own like weird flying platypus. 380 00:18:33.680 --> 00:18:34.599 It's Perry. 381 00:18:35.960 --> 00:18:39.119 Parry. Oh yeah, I'm like to pete. 382 00:18:39.799 --> 00:18:43.000 Yeah. In June twenty eleven, a man was in his 383 00:18:43.119 --> 00:18:45.079 yard with his dog and he bent down to pick 384 00:18:45.119 --> 00:18:47.519 up the dog and he said, quote, I saw something 385 00:18:47.559 --> 00:18:50.440 flying in the sky. It had bat wings, blue fur, 386 00:18:50.599 --> 00:18:52.680 and a face similar. I don't know what that means 387 00:18:52.680 --> 00:18:55.279 to eyes glowing red. It was about nine feet tall, 388 00:18:55.319 --> 00:18:58.200 at least after I watched it, it just flew away. 389 00:18:58.680 --> 00:19:01.559 None of these descriptions make any sense so far. I mean, 390 00:19:01.599 --> 00:19:05.400 none of them. Aside from bat wings, nothing else is 391 00:19:05.440 --> 00:19:05.920 in common. 392 00:19:06.240 --> 00:19:08.799 The height kind of, I mean, but if it goes 393 00:19:08.799 --> 00:19:13.000 from fox to ape, yeah, to nine feet tall to 394 00:19:13.079 --> 00:19:15.920 twenty feet tall or whatever. And I wonder how good 395 00:19:15.920 --> 00:19:18.160 of a look these people got, and if they heard 396 00:19:18.200 --> 00:19:20.799 the other encounters and I kind of building off of that, 397 00:19:21.599 --> 00:19:24.279 or they just saw something flying and they just wanted 398 00:19:24.279 --> 00:19:27.400 to be included, or really they really did see something. 399 00:19:27.400 --> 00:19:30.720 You know, there's so many yeah what ifs. There was 400 00:19:30.759 --> 00:19:35.079 another possible sighting in April of twenty fourteen in Akron, Ohio, 401 00:19:35.319 --> 00:19:37.759