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<v Speaker 1>Kalaroga Shark Media. Hey there, I'm Johnny Max with your

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<v Speaker 1>daily comedy news. Conan O'Brien returns to Late Nights, not

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<v Speaker 1>just the concept of the Late Night, but the actual

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<v Speaker 1>NBC Late Night with Seth Myers. It is his first

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<v Speaker 1>time as a guest on the Seth Myers incarnation. He

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<v Speaker 1>made a cameo appearance early in Jimmy Fallon's run That's

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<v Speaker 1>tonight at twelve thirty seven am. If you want to

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<v Speaker 1>stay up late, I am sure someone will share social

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<v Speaker 1>media clips in your favorite podcast. Here, we'll recap it

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Got some information for the Just for Laughs

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<v Speaker 1>in Montreal, Rebirth Festival JFL has announced the programming lineup

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<v Speaker 1>for off JFL, the festival's unique edgy sibling that has

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<v Speaker 1>been a launch pad for the next generation of artists.

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<v Speaker 1>This year's off JFL features Russell Howard, Jen Marco Ciresi,

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<v Speaker 1>a Kay, Trevor Wilson, Emil Wakeem Nish Kumar, Robbie Hoffman,

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<v Speaker 1>Ivan Decker and some others. This is some real good

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<v Speaker 1>names there. I got to drop the website into English.

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<v Speaker 1>I can sort of quote unquote read French, but not

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<v Speaker 1>in a way where I can quote unquote read it

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<v Speaker 1>and explain it to you as I'm doing the podcast

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<v Speaker 1>here live ish. So this is not the main festival,

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<v Speaker 1>but let's see what we got here. July seventeenth, the

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<v Speaker 1>Sketch Show, Friday the eighteenth, the Montreal Show, a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of midnight surprises in there. Sunday Night improv. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>deck around Wednesday the twenty third, that's in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of the festival, proper cave. Treva Wilson that same night,

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<v Speaker 1>Nish Kumar that same night, and I think that's the

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<v Speaker 1>night of New Faces. Boy, that's a pack night. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go up there that day. So decided I finally

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<v Speaker 1>found a contact for the new press people. I need

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<v Speaker 1>to reach out to them. Jay Jorden on Thursday the

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<v Speaker 1>twenty fourth, in front of the show Marco SOIRESI on

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday at ten o'clock. Good to see the festival back

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<v Speaker 1>and starting to come together. Now, that's good. Waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>the big announcements and the new faces and all that.

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<v Speaker 1>Agunwotum is the latest to flirt with the idea of

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<v Speaker 1>leaving SNL Goldderby dot com, which suddenly is reporting a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of comedy stuff that's hitting my google anyway. Ego

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<v Speaker 1>was at an Emmy's FYC event and said, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to create something that feels like it's mine. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to showcase some of my other talents now that I've

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<v Speaker 1>done so much on the show. But I love the show,

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<v Speaker 1>so there's no telling what happens there or doesn't bo

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<v Speaker 1>When Yang said, this is kind of what everyone's negotiating.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a nice sort of collective check in for everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think any of us is really at the

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<v Speaker 1>foresight and what life would be like afterwards, and now

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<v Speaker 1>that we're on the other side of it, I think

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<v Speaker 1>we're all kind of assessing mighty. Gardner said, I think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for open doors. I found that sometimes the

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<v Speaker 1>easiest things that come to me are the most fulfilling ones,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's what I'm looking for. Interesting. I think we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to say massive cast turnover, but time will tell.

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<v Speaker 1>My former coworker Jamie Fox, got emotional while accepting the

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<v Speaker 1>Ultimate Icon Award at the BET Awards on Monday night.

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<v Speaker 1>Jamie struggled to hold back tears during his speech. He

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<v Speaker 1>thanked God for giving him a second chance following his

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<v Speaker 1>health emergency. Jamie said, I don't want to make this

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<v Speaker 1>whole speech about that. You can't go through something like

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<v Speaker 1>that and not testify. I cannot even begin to express

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<v Speaker 1>the love that I feel from everybody out there. I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta be honest. When I saw the in Memoriam, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, man, that could have been me. Kevin Hart

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<v Speaker 1>was the host of the BET Awards. He had some

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<v Speaker 1>really strong material here, which obviously he told better than

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<v Speaker 1>I will recount to you. But Kevin said, I'm shutting

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<v Speaker 1>down the idea of after parties. No after parties tonight,

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<v Speaker 1>none take your asses home after this. That's why I

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<v Speaker 1>did this on a Monday. People gotta go to work tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>No after parties. That's where stuff gets slippery at those

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<v Speaker 1>after parties. We're learning a lot about people, aren't we.

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<v Speaker 1>We're learning a lot. Take your asses home, and people

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<v Speaker 1>assumed that was a commentary on the dedde Combs trial.

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<v Speaker 1>One of Kevin Hart's other rules for the night was

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<v Speaker 1>he wanted to keep things classy and he would only

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<v Speaker 1>refer to attendees by their government names, no nicknames, no

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<v Speaker 1>rap names. He gave a shout out to Dwayne Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Carter Junior aka Lowayne Calvin Cortizor brought us Junior, that

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<v Speaker 1>Snoop Dogg and Gloria Hallelujah Woods. Kevin Hart said a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people expected to see a big church in

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<v Speaker 1>the back selling fish plates. Nope, that's Glorilla. Kevin also

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<v Speaker 1>joked that he'd gotten the audience self driving Waymo cars

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<v Speaker 1>to take the audience home. The event took place in

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<v Speaker 1>Los Angeles. Taylor Thomlinson addressed these situation in LA on

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<v Speaker 1>her soon to be over a late night show and

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<v Speaker 1>said late night shows aren't funny anymore. We're just the

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<v Speaker 1>news now. I don't know. I just have a hard

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<v Speaker 1>time talking about any of the stuff because I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think it's funny. I can't imagine being somebody whose mom

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<v Speaker 1>or dad, or brother or sister got abducted by ice

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<v Speaker 1>and you turn on TV and it's just some dumb

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<v Speaker 1>B word and a ponytail saying Trump's just being silly.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how to make it funny. It's not funny.

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<v Speaker 1>She then joked, how are the day laborers at home

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<v Speaker 1>depot possibly hurting Americans? Have you gone a home depot? Literally?

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<v Speaker 1>All they do is offer to help. Stephen Colbert said

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<v Speaker 1>there's been some pelting of police and ice agents with

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<v Speaker 1>rocks and garbage. For example, people began throwing objects at

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<v Speaker 1>law enforcement and protests that started when demonstrators took over

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<v Speaker 1>the one oh one, although locals were quick to point

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<v Speaker 1>out they should have taken over the four O five

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<v Speaker 1>to the five and saved at least ten minutes on

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<v Speaker 1>the road to fascism. That is a wonderfully, wonderfully crafted joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Good j job. Stephen Colbert's left Stephen Colbert writers seth

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<v Speaker 1>Meyer said, Also, if you're against property damage and protesters

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<v Speaker 1>flying un American flags, you guys would have hated January sixth, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>did we know Jim Jeffries has a new show on Fox?

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<v Speaker 1>I host this thing every day. I feel like I

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<v Speaker 1>would have mentioned it. Maybe I raced it from my brain,

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<v Speaker 1>but apparently he had a show on Fox last night

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<v Speaker 1>called The Snake. The Snake features fifteen contestants leveraging their

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<v Speaker 1>unique skills and relying on their powers of persuasion. Throughout

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<v Speaker 1>the game, a snake is chosen to juggle the fate

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<v Speaker 1>of their fellow competitors, all trying to compete for the

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<v Speaker 1>grand prize of one hundred thousand dollars, which is, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a lot of money, but not a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of money. The feds are gonna take their cut. You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go home with maybe sixty grand. How much is

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<v Speaker 1>Fox getting for one commercial on this show. Yeah, sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like a lot until you look at the math. Jeffrey said,

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<v Speaker 1>there is no backstabbing you in this game. People are

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<v Speaker 1>stabbing you in your front. What makes this show different

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<v Speaker 1>from other shows is once you win the challenge, you

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<v Speaker 1>get to become the Snake. You get a Snake Medallion,

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<v Speaker 1>the most coveted character in the game, and then we

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<v Speaker 1>have a saving ceremony, not an elimination ceremony, where the

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<v Speaker 1>Snake decides either going to save first, then that person

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<v Speaker 1>decides to save another person, and that person decides to

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<v Speaker 1>save another person until we get down to the final

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<v Speaker 1>two players, and then the Snake decides who gets to

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<v Speaker 1>live and who goes home. Patton Oswald is joined the

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<v Speaker 1>cast of Star Trek Strange New Worlds. He plays a

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<v Speaker 1>vulcan in season three. That's terrible casting, like really really terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Love Patton Oswalt, but there's nothing about Patton Oswalt that

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<v Speaker 1>is vulcan. He doesn't look like a Vulcan. He doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>act like a Vulcan. Even if he's a world thespian,

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<v Speaker 1>He's still going to look like Patton Oswalt and Hobbit makeup.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a terrible, terrible idea and I'm a big

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<v Speaker 1>tricky and it gets worse Star Trek fans. During the

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<v Speaker 1>brief interaction, Spock tells Patton Oswalt's character to give him five.

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<v Speaker 1>Oswalt's character gives Spock a high five. Then Spock says,

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<v Speaker 1>now go down low and lowers his hand. Before Oswalt's

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<v Speaker 1>character can make contact with Spock's hand, Spock pulls his

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<v Speaker 1>hand away. Uh, I almost dropped a JFC there. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a big treky. The current regime at Star Trek is

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<v Speaker 1>just awful. Patton Hoswald Star Trek character says, why would

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<v Speaker 1>you do that? Spock says, because you are too slow?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, what are you people doing? Just leave

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<v Speaker 1>Star Trek dye in piece. Some fellow nerds said they

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<v Speaker 1>hope Patton Oswald gets more Vulcan episodes. He would have

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<v Speaker 1>to appear in three episodes to pass Sarah Silverman, who

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<v Speaker 1>appeared in two episodes of Star Trek and of course,

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<v Speaker 1>Dignataro was in several seasons of The Horrible, Horrible, Horrible

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<v Speaker 1>Star Trek Discovery. You don't want to start me on

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<v Speaker 1>that topic. If you ever meet me in person and

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<v Speaker 1>you say Star Trek to me, you're gonna regret it.

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<v Speaker 1>Caleb hearing And is getting an HBO special. It'll tape

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<v Speaker 1>in Chicago. Little debut this fault, you know. Rosenstein, the

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<v Speaker 1>executive vice president of HBO Programming, Late Night and Specials, said,

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<v Speaker 1>we're thrilled to work with Caleb on his first comedy special.

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<v Speaker 1>He's wildly funny and has kind of an emotion, a

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<v Speaker 1>ledge and honesty that it feels totally his own. This

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<v Speaker 1>special captures everything that makes him such a fresh and

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<v Speaker 1>fearless voice in comedy. How do you know it hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>recorded yet? Hmmm? Caleb said, thank you to HBO for

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<v Speaker 1>the opportunity. I look forward to seeing what the platform

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<v Speaker 1>will be called in the fall. That's good. That's your

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