Speaker 1: Minnesota Goodbye. Bailey's not here today. Bailey is you know, Ohio,
Speaker 1: and she was crossing into Indiana a couple of hours ago,
Speaker 1: and she'll be back on the show tomorrow and on
Speaker 1: the Minnesota Goodbye. So today it's just me and Jenny. Hi.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi Dave, Hello.
Speaker 1: Morning show. Love. The show is always, says Dara. I've
Speaker 1: noticed recently that the Dave's Dirt stories are now read
Speaker 1: by everybody and not just Dave. Is that an intentional
Speaker 1: shift and is there a reason behind it? Yes, it
Speaker 1: is very intentional, basically because I just want to mix
Speaker 1: it up and basically, Vaunt and Jenny know as much,
Speaker 1: if not more, about all the show biz stuff that
Speaker 1: I do, and it just kind of adds a little
Speaker 1: variety to it to get you know, I mean, if
Speaker 1: I'm talking about Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber, honestly, I
Speaker 1: care a little bit, not a lot. But maybe Jenny
Speaker 1: knows more about it than me. So genu winill handle
Speaker 1: stories that are more important to her and Vaunt and
Speaker 1: you know, and we mix it up a little bit.
Speaker 1: I think it's more fun that way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is more fun.
Speaker 1: Okay. A couple random questions for everybody to maybe spark
Speaker 1: some discussions. Number One, my husband and I are constantly
Speaker 1: scrolling the stations on TV, and for both of us,
Speaker 1: whenever specific movies come on, we just can't move past
Speaker 1: them and always watch what would be yours. Mine is
Speaker 1: the holiday and my husband's is the day after tomorrow,
Speaker 1: So in other words, you scroll through it, you stop
Speaker 1: and watch it every time. I would say probably around
Speaker 1: Christmas time. I see a lot of Christmas Vacation on,
Speaker 1: I stop and watch that one, regular vacation. If I
Speaker 1: see Back to the Future on, I'll stop and watch
Speaker 1: that one. And off the top of my head, those
Speaker 1: are probably my primary movies that I would stop and watch,
Speaker 1: believe it or not.
Speaker 2: For me, it would be Forrest Gump, not because I, like,
Speaker 2: you really want to watch it, and like obviously I
Speaker 2: worked at Bubba Gum for forever, but it's just because
Speaker 2: it's one of those movies you can have on in
Speaker 2: the background and if you're kind of scrolling looking for something,
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, this is good enough, you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I think we all have movies that will
Speaker 1: stop and watch. So yeah, good question, Dara. Next question, car, SUV,
Speaker 1: crossover or truck what's your preference. I've been driving a
Speaker 1: truck for the longest time, and I think my next
Speaker 1: vehicle might be an suv crossover. I drive a Sedan.
Speaker 1: I don't need an suv anymore because I don't have
Speaker 1: anybody to carry around. I don't have kids anymore, I
Speaker 1: don't carry around a lot of stuff. So I save
Speaker 1: a little gas money by driving a Sedan, a little
Speaker 1: four door Sedan, and I like it. And I'm not
Speaker 1: a car guy, so I'm never gonna be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I want to get the brand new twenty twenty five
Speaker 1: whatever Trailblazer because I'm not a car guy. You also
Speaker 1: have an suv, though, don't you.
Speaker 2: Jenny Well, mid size suv. Yeah, so a smaller one.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that's what I have. And I've never really
Speaker 2: had access to trucks before, so I couldn't honestly say
Speaker 2: which one I would want more. I probably would prefer
Speaker 2: a smaller vehicle, like a mid sized suv versus a
Speaker 2: big ass truck.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't have any reason to drive a big
Speaker 1: ass truck. We don't tow anything, we don't have a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff to carry around, so yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I see people driving the big ass trucks and you
Speaker 1: know the ones with like that they're lifted or whatever,
Speaker 1: and it's like, Okay, that's cool. But I think you
Speaker 1: got to be a car person to really get into
Speaker 1: something like that. Yeah, I'm just not a car person.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you a quick story. Back when I was
Speaker 1: first making good money, I leased a Porsche and it
Speaker 1: was ridiculous. I didn't have like other expenses besides rent,
Speaker 1: so I'm like, I'm gonna rent a I'm gonna lease
Speaker 1: a Porsche. And I think it was nine hundred dollars
Speaker 1: a month for a portion nine to eleven Carrera too.
Speaker 1: It was black, and it had the spoiler on the
Speaker 1: back that when you went over fifty or sixty miles
Speaker 1: an hour, the spoiler would automatically raise. And it was
Speaker 1: so cool.
Speaker 2: You thought you were so cool.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought I was so cool. And Julie, Julie
Speaker 1: my axe chases mama. She grew up rich, so she
Speaker 1: had a Porsche nine to eleven Carrera too, So we
Speaker 1: just thought we were so cool, like, you know, driving
Speaker 1: around Phoenix and our Portia Carreras. And then about three
Speaker 1: months in the novelty war off. Yeah, and I didn't
Speaker 1: I didn't care anymore because again, I'm not a car guy,
Speaker 1: and I'd sit there to stop light and people would
Speaker 1: pull up next to me and look in to see
Speaker 1: who's driving this expensive car, and I'd be like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck are you looking at me for? Oh, it's
Speaker 1: the car.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And when I traded it in, I was very I'm
Speaker 1: not traded it. But when the lease was over, I
Speaker 1: was very happy it was over, because you know, it
Speaker 1: just wasn't me. Yeah, now a thing, all right? Next one,
Speaker 1: did you ever make a decision on the War the
Speaker 1: Roses being new two times a week? Dave suggested last week,
Speaker 1: but wasn't sure if a decision was ever made. That
Speaker 1: is staff writer Darra. I think we are going to
Speaker 1: do War the Roses twice a week because we have
Speaker 1: so many that are coming in lately. There must be
Speaker 1: a lot of cheating going on in the Twin Cities
Speaker 1: because we have well summertime. Yeah, you know, we have
Speaker 1: an we have an email like probably into submission every
Speaker 1: single day, and a lot of them don't pan out.
Speaker 1: A lot of them we call, they don't answer the
Speaker 1: phone because by the time we get a hold of them,
Speaker 1: they don't want to do it. Or it's not. They're
Speaker 1: really shy about being on the radio. So but we
Speaker 1: probably could do it twice a week.
Speaker 2: What do you think, Jenny, Yeah, we definitely could, so
Speaker 2: that will make it happen soon.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. This is Sharis and she is
Speaker 1: talking about I don't normally write back to back, but
Speaker 1: after hearing the day's bizarro corner Big Dick Derek tight
Speaker 1: pants story, I had to share mine. If you missed
Speaker 1: it last week, a woman called in and said that
Speaker 1: she worked somewhere and a guy named Derek gets up
Speaker 1: like a couple of times a week and does a
Speaker 1: presentation and you can see his dong inside of his
Speaker 1: very tight pants and he's like really well gifted, and
Speaker 1: she said it's very comfortable, so they nicknamed him Big
Speaker 1: d Derek. I worked at the Bollaggio. A guy used
Speaker 1: to stop by the poker room every day with little
Speaker 1: gift chocolates, apple juice, whatever, asking me out. Nice guy,
Speaker 1: not unattractive, but I just wasn't interested. Then one day
Speaker 1: he came in wearing some very tight jeans. He sat
Speaker 1: right in front of me, legs open, and let's just
Speaker 1: say the bulge was unmissible. I lost all concentration. When
Speaker 1: he asked me out again, what do you think that?
Speaker 1: She said, Jenny, Hell yeah, she said, I said yes
Speaker 1: on the spot. Fast forward thirteen years now, I have
Speaker 1: a daughter named Logan, all thanks to those jeans in
Speaker 1: that bulge. Love you guys, all right. I really thought
Speaker 1: she was going to say no, that didn't do it
Speaker 1: for me, But apparently she was attracted to the bulge
Speaker 1: and everything's worked out since then.
Speaker 2: He had her eye. Wow, how good for her? Good
Speaker 2: for her.
Speaker 1: I really didn't know that that was important because I've
Speaker 1: heard that women don't really there. I've heard that they're
Speaker 1: visually attractive but not but then it's kind of what
Speaker 1: you do with it kind of a thing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. I am not the type of person who
Speaker 2: immediately notices, Like you'll see a video on Instagram and
Speaker 2: everyone and it's viral because of their big bulge and
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, well, why is this guy jump rope?
Speaker 2: And like what is his skills? I don't always notice
Speaker 2: it right away, so maybe that says something about me,
Speaker 2: but like, I don't know. For me, I'm not the
Speaker 2: person that's like, yeah, did you see the bulge in
Speaker 2: his pants? I like, I look at people's face, Dave, Okay,
Speaker 2: I look at their faces.
Speaker 1: Sure no, Sure, Well I think it's kind of like
Speaker 1: guys will notice boobs. Yeah, I would never be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she was okay. I liked her a little bit. Then
Speaker 1: she came in with a low cut shirt on, and wow,
Speaker 1: I was that that's not me. I just yeah, but
Speaker 1: I'm glad, Scharis. I'm glad that you are a size
Speaker 1: queen and it worked out for you. Next one, I
Speaker 1: saw Dave's thicker doppelganger in Florida today. I'm from Minneapolis,
Speaker 1: but I haven't lived there for a while. And so anyway,
Speaker 1: she attaches a picture of a guy that looks like me,
Speaker 1: and he does. I mean, he does look like me,
Speaker 1: but he's got a double chin. I'm very lucky at
Speaker 1: my age that I don't have the saggy, flappy turkey
Speaker 1: neck little gobbler. Yeah, don't have that at all. So
Speaker 1: the guy does kind of look like me, but he's
Speaker 1: he's definitely got the gobbler going on. I do.
Speaker 2: I have a funny story to tell you from this weekend.
Speaker 2: So I go to this housewarming party and I see
Speaker 2: this guy and I think it's this guy that I
Speaker 2: used to play kickball with. So it's like, oh my gosh, hey,
Speaker 2: and he goes, yeah, hi, and he goes Emma, and
Speaker 2: I go Pat. Neither of us were the people we
Speaker 2: thought that they were.
Speaker 1: Okay, he thought funny.
Speaker 2: I thought he was this guy played kickball when his
Speaker 2: name I think was Matt, not Pat, but it was
Speaker 2: not the guy. And then he thought I was a
Speaker 2: girl who went to Augsburg College with him named Emma.
Speaker 2: And so we both just started laughing and we're like, wow,
Speaker 2: we really thought each other was someone different. Not really,
Speaker 2: I mean a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we laughed.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't like that, No, no, no, no, I just
Speaker 2: was like saying hi because I thought I knew who
Speaker 2: he was. But so we laughed about it and then
Speaker 2: we talked about it later with other people and whatever.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it was just like it was funny that
Speaker 2: we both thought the other person was someone else.
Speaker 1: That is funny. I mean for you to think that
Speaker 1: and him to think that that is very funny, very rare. Eh.
Speaker 1: Let's see. Yeah, No, that's about the dog. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of tips about Bernie barking in his kennel. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and I appreciate that. I'm not going to read a
Speaker 1: lot of them on the air, but I do appreciate them.
Speaker 1: One of the valuable things that somebody said was give
Speaker 1: them a sedating kind of a treat. So about a
Speaker 1: half an hour before bedtime. You know Bernie the dog,
Speaker 1: he is great, We love him so much. He's just
Speaker 1: the sweetest. But he gets in his kennel and he barks.
Speaker 1: The other day he barked for forty five minutes and
Speaker 1: not constant, but like every five seconds or ten seconds,
Speaker 1: and you think he's done, and then he barks again,
Speaker 1: and he doesn't. He only does it when he's in
Speaker 1: his kennel at night. So somebody said, give him like
Speaker 1: a sedating treat. That has helped a little bit. Time
Speaker 1: has helped a little bit, and and then throwing in
Speaker 1: a piece of clothing was something else that helped a
Speaker 1: little bit too, And Susan did that last night. So
Speaker 1: that's good. But somebody said, why do you want to
Speaker 1: keep him in a kennele anyway? And that's a really
Speaker 1: good question. I think the reason we want to keep
Speaker 1: him in a kennle is because we don't know him
Speaker 1: very well yet. Yeah, we don't want him freely wandering
Speaker 1: on the big main floor. He doesn't like stairs, so
Speaker 1: he doesn't go upstairs or downstairs, so he'd stay on
Speaker 1: the main floor. But I don't know him well enough
Speaker 1: yet to make sure he wouldn't chew a hole in
Speaker 1: the couch, or that he wouldn't poop everywhere. He also
Speaker 1: has a runny stomach, as we call it. Yeah, so,
Speaker 1: and we just don't, you know, So we just don't
Speaker 1: trust him. And I don't know that we're absolutely doing
Speaker 1: the right thing by making him get in the kennel
Speaker 1: when he doesn't want to. We don't have to force
Speaker 1: him in. We throw a treat in and he goes
Speaker 1: in after it, but then he starts to bark.
Speaker 2: So, I mean, I'm obviously not a dog trainer myself,
Speaker 2: but I do think that it's great to have your
Speaker 2: dog comfortable in a kennel, just in case eventually you'll
Speaker 2: probably let him roam the house freely and not have
Speaker 2: to be kennel. But to be kennel train is a
Speaker 2: great quality to have in a dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I think that, like, if you're gonna
Speaker 1: go I don't know, if you go down to Cole's
Speaker 1: for forty five minutes, I would trust him then and
Speaker 1: we have but overnight, I just we're not there yet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you can follow him on Instagram the Bernie Tails Tails,
Speaker 1: The Bernie Tails. Next email is from Mike from Woodburry
Speaker 1: at Jenny Fit Club devotee. Do you know Mike from Woodbury?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yes, hey Mike, what's up?
Speaker 1: Mike writes in it, says Dave, we all hope you'll
Speaker 1: be spinning tracks and cracking wise for many, many years
Speaker 1: to come. But let's get real for a second. When
Speaker 1: the final needle drops and you head off to that
Speaker 1: big DJ booth in the sky, do you think your
Speaker 1: career has been Grammy in memoriam worthy. I've seen lesser
Speaker 1: DJs make the cut no shade, But come on, if
Speaker 1: you're not all already on their radar, is it too
Speaker 1: early to start the get Dave in the montage campaign?
Speaker 1: We can start printing the State Fair t shirts now,
Speaker 1: asking for a future generation. So I think what he's
Speaker 1: saying is, at the end of the like the Grammys,
Speaker 1: they say like, here's all the people that died this year.
Speaker 1: I don't know that DJs like me are really important
Speaker 1: in the music industry because we're more like, you know,
Speaker 1: content entertainment War of the Roses kind of DJs. It's
Speaker 1: not like I discovered you know. I mean, I discovered
Speaker 1: Amy but Bobby, But I don't think that that's really
Speaker 1: going to put me on the radar. I also discovered
Speaker 1: slow Clap by Gwen Stefani. Nobody liked that song but me.
Speaker 1: I did discover what was It Say So? By Doja Cat,
Speaker 1: but then so did everybody else and a couple of
Speaker 1: other ones. Julia Brennan was my discovery, but I don't
Speaker 1: think that it's going to put me in the Grammy.
Speaker 1: Sorry they died this year montage. But Mike, thanks for asking.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean if there was a radio version of that,
Speaker 2: then you'd be in that, but not for the Grammys.
Speaker 1: I am not even in the Minnesota Broadcasters Hall of Fame. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I don't think I'm ever going to make it
Speaker 1: in there. I don't know.
Speaker 2: That would be literally the biggest shock of my life
Speaker 2: if you didn't make it in there in the next
Speaker 2: couple of years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I just don't. I don't know, but I
Speaker 1: think that there's a lot of people that I don't know.
Speaker 1: I would love to be in there, but I'm not
Speaker 1: going to sit here and talk that much about it,
Speaker 1: because I don't want to make it sound like I'm begging,
Speaker 1: but please watch your car. I think that's going to
Speaker 1: kind of do it for the Minnesota Goodbye. So we'll
Speaker 1: be back tomorrow. And if we miss any of your emails,
Speaker 1: then don't worry. We'll try to get to them. But
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